Watch What Crappens - #2622 RHOC S18E19 Reunion 2 Part Two: A Star Was Born (?)

Episode Date: November 15, 2024

This is part 2 of a two-parter!The Real Housewives of Orange County delivers the second part of its three part reunion. Will Emily, Tamra and Gina fall even flatter on their faces or will there be some redemption tonight? Only one way to find out. Oh also, Alexis Smellino shows up and tries to convince us that she’s been a star on television for 15 years. Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes including our Sold on SLC Trailer Trash over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Go to constantcontact.ca for your free trial. Constantcontact.ca happens when this so much that happens. Let's look for out here. What happens when you don't want to crap it? Who cares what happens when this so much that happens? Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, we'll go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So then Tamra goes to see Alexis who's getting clapped.

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. And Alexis. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. And Alexis is like, oh, my God, honest to God, I just don't want to open, I just don't want to fight. I just want to speak my truth, girl. It's fun, Lexi. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. HEATHER LAUGHS Well, I think my biggest advice to you

is try not to be John's voice. Well, yeah, we're a voice actually together because we're both like, we're like one now, Timra, but like, I, you know, I'm not gonna bring him up, but they're going to continue with the lies. I'm going to have to defend him because he doesn't have a voice, but he does have a big dick

and we've already fucked five times today. Sorry, too much of an overshare. Shannon's had a voice for four years and he's kept quiet, but no more. Yeah. Shannon is basically a witch octopus from the ocean who stole John's voice for four years. John has been combing his hair with a comb and trying to figure

with a fork and trying to figure out how to walk with legs. Okay. So that's where we're at. Okay. So you bet your butt, I'm going to be standing up for my man. Okay. Yeah. Shannon, Shannon's had a voice for a long time. Shannon's been like the default Siri voice. And then I'm going to be when you go into the settings and you realize there's other voices

you can choose. Okay. There are other voices that need to be heard. Yeah. So then, um, Tamra's like, but it's already been out there. Like it's already been talked about. She's like, Nope, Nope, Nope. The truth is not out there. Like it's already been talked about. She's like, nope, nope, nope. The truth is not out there. Okay, this is not the X-Files and the truth is not out there. The truth has been shown. And if John, it's not been shown.

And if John lied about something, then I wouldn't have to be John's voice, would I? You know, if the lies would have stopped, but the lies didn't stop, they just keep going. They just keep going. Oh God, show the video or just be quiet. Like, seriously, you're such a waste of space. So everyone comes back to the sofas and is like, all right.

Well, after Emily and Heather's long simmering tension came to add and Heather's fashion show, it seemed like these two were finally on the same page. Just laughing at the content of anyone, you're understanding what a book is. But candy threatened to derail their good vibes with a rumor that can only be described as, wait for it, the babysitter's flub. Because it's like club buzz like a flub. Ah, OK, let's watch. So now we have I'm a father now. So now we watch the whole thing with this stuff, with the kid and everything.

So now, by the way, Emily Morgan from Kyle's vagina says, she wants to know how you felt seeing Heather's... I don't know who Kyle is. Could be any Kyle. You're not supposed to question people's sexuality. That's Kyle's thing. I cannot believe that people are questioning sexuality.

You just don't do that. And in the LGBT community, we all know that that is not what you do. Okay, Kyle, you spent the entire season coming onto this woman, parading her in public, queerbaiting. She wrote, you did that music video where you guys were making out and shit and being each other's lovers, and then she came out with a song about eating you out in the fucking Chateau Marmont. queerbaiting, she wrote, you did that music video where you guys were making out and shit

and being each other's lovers. And then she came out with a song about eating you out in the fucking Chateau Marmont. Get the fuck over yourself. All you're trying to do is get people to question your sexuality. I haven't seen one person even question it. Nobody's questioned it.

All I've seen is people saying, this is the most boring lesbian shit I've ever seen in my life. You are making lesbians look bad. Lesbians are actually trying to come out of the closet. It's not lesbian anymore because they don't want to be in the same club as your cracker boring ass, Kyle.

I apologize to the audience for activating Ronnie during an already like activation friendly segment with Alexis Blino. The ground was fertile and I watered it. I apologize. So here we go with Vena and I'm sorry, but Kyle Richards. I mean, it's been a whole year since I've talked about her and my God, she is just as ridiculous as fucking ever.

So back to this, Gina, I'm so glad to watch Gina and Emily to get a chance to just lick Heather's butthole and try and get back, try and stay in her good graces. I mean, these two are just shameless and they're embarrassing to watch. Ben, let's watch it. So basically it's like, um, because there was that comment that Heather made

in the confessional where she goes, by the way, the dress did fit Emily tightly. So Emily's like, first of all all I felt like that comment was really out of character for Heather because she usually doesn't even know my name and if she does want to refer to me she usually just says Snuffleufagus so the fact that she called me by name was a little bit out of character and you know everything that happened was just because of me when I I say me, I mean, my mom. But you know, I was projecting and you know,

I had a psychological response, a physical response. I feel like I was gonna cry. I had to go to the bathroom. It was her fault. Well, it was like when I took the bar to become a lawyer, which I am, I'm a lawyer. How do you think it makes people feel who are overweight or struggling from weight issues, when you make it sound like being overweight is the most disgusting thing on the planet and you

can't believe that someone would consider you overweight? You know, that kind of hurts people's feelings too. And that's not meant to be like some evil, ooh, slam, but like, think about what you're saying sometimes, because you're a dick. So, Heather's like, I would never, it was gossip. I think you're gorgeous for a poor. You'd been taking shots of me all season, and then we see clips of Emily taking shots at her all season of being an asshole.

And she's like, okay. And she goes, and you know, I mean, I wish they would put a clip package together to show you, but I don't want to watch it, but I know you would probably think it's funny. And she's like, I do think it's funny. Well, then there you go. Like, you can't come here and cry when someone makes one snotty comment about you.

When all you do is make shitty comments about people constantly, you know? And now let's watch a clip package of me in Hot in Cleveland and on Reba. Okay, still waiting on that clip package. All right, we can start it now. All right, there, and there we have that pilot, the CBS pilot I did,

and we can start that clip package now. Yes, do we not have to hide the clip? Let's start that clip package now. Let's start the clip package of that sitcom of Reba's, Happy's Place that I'm probably not gonna be on, but who cares, cause she's a size 12 anyway. Now! Malibu country, my guest stint on Malibu country with, no, all right. How about the time I had a audition for Just Shoot Me?

And now? No. I thought I gave that to the producers ahead of time. So we do get a clip, uh, we do get some clips of Emily going off about Heather and screaming at Gene and being like, you kiss her ass, and you just can't receive things, when Emily is just about to spend the rest of the episode licking Heather's butt hole.

So, um, you know, that's it. And basically, of course, they forgive each other, and Emily's like, well, you know, I appreciate it, and I know you mean it, I was just shocked value at first, because it just doesn't sound like you. I mean, me taking shots at people, that's... And Jen goes, yeah, that's not shocking.

She goes, you know, it's not shocking, right? Because it's hilarious, and I do it. Still still talking but it's fair that it's okay because that's just what you do okay and and she's like yeah yeah because it's funny oh all right all right sorry all right cool tamra it was great to see sophia again this season it was sweet it's so sweet seeing kali and sophia connecting did they maintain that or did kali run from the hills when she realized again this season, it was sweet. It was so sweet seeing Callie and Sophia connecting. Did they maintain that or did Callie run from the hills when she realized that she would have anything to do with you and your family?

And Tamra's like, Oh, well, Sophia, she said that she got tried to reject Callie. But then, Callie, then they called back and texted back another. You know that? Why would you think this is gonna work? But then, Kaylee, then they call back and text back another. You know that? Why would you think this is gonna work? Sophie is like a Fiona Apple type, like, moody artist chick.

And Kaylee is like a TikTok influencer. I don't think that's good. Those two would not sit together in the cafeteria. Like, let's stop. So, Kaylee's like, oh yeah, she's bad at that. She didn't even respond to me. And I pay for her cell phone. Isn't that funny? Isn't that funny how my daughter blatantly disrespects me? Is it okay? Well, when Kelly when Kelly talked about Emily's

twins saying other was mean to their mom. Did you believe that at the time? Yeah, well, I thought it was funny because that's just like, you know, we're telling kids mad like they're up here things. So when I told Emily I was snickering because of that, like, wow, it was funny because that's just like, you know, we're telling kids mad like they're for here things So when I told Emily I was snickering because I thought like wow, this is funny kids say the darndest things like I'm so hot You know, and then look when then I saw her face drop. I was like, oh shit. Did I just cause some drama bitch? And Katie's like well, I just I never meant that to be a connotation that you're a bad mother Okay, I just I apologize to you for that be a connotation that you're a bad mother, okay? I just, I apologize to you for that. And I was like, well, you'll apologize to me,

but then you walked away and then you twisted the story around and said that it was my kids that were lying. Emily, Emily, no. Of course you talk shit about Heather and everybody else in front of your kids. I don't know once, listen, I know a ton of mothers and I also have one. I don't know any single mother that doesn't talk shit

about people in front of their kids. 100%. When are you gonna do that? You're always around your kids. You can't escape your fucking kids. My mom used to go to the bathroom and we would bang on the bathroom door and go, mom, mom, mom, to the point where she would go,

let me alone. This is the only time I get to my soul. Sobbed in there, begging for some privacy. There's no way you ever have enough privacy to talk shit about people. Children will listen. Children will listen. So, Gina's like... Gina's like,

Well, you know what, Katie? You're the one who's having conversations in your home that are inappropriate. And Heather's like, You literally said I'm having an adult conversation with my daughter that I would never have with my young son. And then he asked you roll the footage. And now we see the footage of Brandon saying, was Heather being a jerk again for the millionth

time and Katie being like, oh god. So Katie tries to do some like real housewife stuff. She goes, listen, I was crying after we came home from the golf event and you heard it. Oh, what did I do to you? Aside from giving you a $1,000 bottle of Dom Perignon. Remember that? And Katie's like, no, I'm just saying that you make me cry. When I see you, I cry. I see your eyes and I see the depths of life

and society and mankind and it's scary to me. And I cry and I cry for days and days and days and I worry that a creature's gonna crawl out of my TV and murder me. There's a lot for me to take on, Heather. Yeah, you know, with that whole thing, I think Katie, you know, just because Heather makes me crazy doesn't mean she's not right sometimes.

And this she's right about this. I mean, Katie was an asshole. She came on with this weird storyline to try and do a gotcha and have a big housewise moment and it tanked. Like it really tanked. And Heather just ate her up when she tried it at that golf thing. And she was humiliated. So I'm sure she went home and she cried because she just got ate up on TV.

Yeah, she's humiliated. Like I get why she would be crying. You know, she deserves to cry. She tried. She's coming to a big, big dog game and she felt at that one. So she was probably humiliated, but also you're a very dismissive, awful lady. So, but, but Katie also, by the way, and they get, they get into this with her a little bit and like Katie needs to put her foot down a little bit with the kids. Okay. I know we're not supposed to tell people how to parent, but guess what? I'm going to be our work.

You know what happened to the village raises the children. You're the village. That kid banded maybe cute as fuck. But the moment he said that about Heather, like Katie's response should have been like, you stop that right now, whatever it is, like, you don't get to talk about adults like that. And when Kayleigh said the thing at the at the pottery store, she should have not been saying, Oh, my God, listen to this. She she should have, like, just shut it down. Like, you know what, we don't talk about adults like that. These are my friends that you're not doing this. She she whatever was that she should

have said she was just sort of very passive and giggly about it in a way that I was like, that's not right. Shouldn't be doing this. Yeah, she's she does. She quite obviously does talk shit with her kids. But I'm from a mom that does that. So to me, it's totally normal. So to hear everybody villainizing it like that's a terrible thing to do is weird to me, but I think you can talk. Shit. You got to keep it. You got to keep it in the house.

Cause if I did that when I was a kid, if I repeated something, my mom would be like, Oh hell no, that's inside voice. I'm not going to talk shit around you. If you, if you can't hold water, you need to keep that shit to yourself or you're not going to hear any more gossipy little queen. And I'd be like, okay, I won't ever do it again, you know? Yes. So, Andy's like, so, but guys, don't you guys all talk in front of your kids? And they're like, no.

No. What? I mean, they're horrified, they're like, no! Then he goes, have you met Jane Simpson? And all of America's like, unfortunately, yes. She's like, my unfortunately life... Yeah, I'm sure Jane has never called Kelly Dodd trash or, you know, anything in front of the kids. I don't buy it.

He also doesn't talk. So, like, that's why they don't talk shit in front of their kids, because he doesn't talk. So she's like, my little boys were like, Mom, do you know Heather? Is she a mean person? And Shane and I both looked at each other, and he said to me, can I have a taco? And I was like Shane, now is not the time for jokes. If you're

gonna bring my kids into it at least give me a taco. So that's why when Tamber brought it up to me I was so pissed. I was pissed because I was like I did the appropriate thing in this situation. I shut it down. I didn't make Haley look bad. I didn't bring it up. So then when you're here laughing and talking about it, you bring my children into it, it was hurtful and it could have been a real damage to my relationship with Heather.

I don't think the point about the damage to her relationship with Heather, that's whatever. But I think Emily does deserve credit because she did sit on it and she did not bring it onto the TV show. Well, yeah, but it's also something so stupid. And she didn't bring it onto the TV show because it, yeah, but it's also something so stupid. And she didn't bring it onto the TV show because it could have implicated her too,

and she doesn't want to look bad in front of Heather. You know what I mean? Yeah, but it was like, it's still kind of icky, this thing of like, um, which is very Heather's thing. This is just kind of icky. But like, well, your daughter said this to my kids. No, your kid said this to my daughter. She's like, we're not even gonna go there.

And I actually respect her for that. Yeah, I mean, they can't have this whole thing about you can't bring kids and then like lay into the kids like they're about to like an entire segment segment about Kelly, right? These fucking hypocrites. So then Heather is like, I don't even know what I've done to you. Did I run over your cat?

Hold on, hold please, hold for applause. Okay, go ahead, go ahead, your turn. Top that one. I don't have a cat. Oh, so suddenly you don't have a cat. Cause you ran over it. Oh, Heather's like, Heather's like, I don't know what I have done to you.

And your daughter is going out into the world and speaking ill of me amongst her peers and putting TikToks out. She's doing TikToks for the world to see to all the girls my mom works with so that we're fake ass bitches who suck dick. And everyone's like, oh, oh, I love. I love Heather being on a show that amplifies terrible behavior and cat fights. And then it's like, your daughter is making tic tocs about me. I'm like, oh, I'm sure all Kaylee's 45 followers are really what's going to impact her image.

She's got like 400,000 followers actually. She's got a lot of, yes, she's huge. Heather's like, I have historically played very well with Gen Z and she's got a lot of yes she's huge. Heather's like I have historically played very well with Gen Z and she's ruining all of that. Kaylee I live next to Drake for crying out loud now Drake will won't even take my calls. I mean never took my calls, but he's getting closer to taking my calls Kaylee her name is Kaylee right? I call her something different every single sentence Kaylee

Callie. Oh wait no, Callie. Oh wait, no. Callie, Callie. Let me see. Kaylee. Katie, Katie. Why is that Kaylee? There's Kylie.

No, come on guys. Stop fucking with me. You know what I'm talking about. Kaylee Janela, but it doesn't go to her. Katie Janela. Oh, come on. So while you look that up, so Heather, yeah, Heather is like quoting the TikTok.

She's saying we are fake ass bitches who suck dick. Ha ha ha. Someone send that to Drake. Tell him I can talk dirty. And then she's like, wow, Heather, why you use those words? Oh, this is, this is wild. This is hard. Well, I may have had an espresso martini ahead of time.

I'm fabulous Heather Dubrow, America's best girlfriend. Did you find it? No, I can't find it. That's so weird. I heard that she she was like a TikTok influencer with 400,000 followers. I don't know if that's true. I haven't proven it, obviously, because I can't find it. But anyway, where are you sorry, that was really Andy, just like two lines. Andy is like, well, she Kay she did do like a lip sync.

And he's like, I know it's not good. It's disturbing. It's more disturbing than Alexis Bellino giving John Jansen a BJ. She's 20. I don't control her social media. And Heather's like, well, my kids are 20 years old and they would never do that. Yeah, because you'd cut them off, Heather. If I can break. I've grown into a white man and taken away

by Dr. Phil or some shit. Well, of course, and I asked her to take it down. I don't approve of any of that. Although I did laugh quite a bit. Just like, Tim. You know what? Even Sophia was disgusted, guys. Sophia, oh, God, I believe the church in our future to let them see Kaylee's TikToks and then they won't flourish.

Oh, so, really, Sophia was disgusted. So you're gonna use Sophia now in this. Sophia's disgusted by everything. That's her resting nature. That's why we love her. Okay, well, also, Sophia... Sophia was not getting texts back from this girl, so of course she's gonna be extra disgusted by anything Kaylee does, as she should be. Who doesn't text someone back?

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Because we're in the golf world. So... and Heather's like, well, Shannon, there's tacit approval in what she's doing. Heather, don't you think it's like... Do you think it's just a coincidence that every year it's about somebody being terrified of you, or someone calling you mean? You're mean! You're terrifying! you're not nice, Heather, okay?

Should we poll all the waiters in your neighborhood? Because I'll bet there's some real stories out there. Do not admonish me on this. We are not going to adjudicate this test at approval. So Jen's like, Katie was massively on the fence with it, and she asked me my honest opinion, and I said, Katie, never in a million years would ever get away with that. I don't care how old she is. And Katie said, Who the fuck

is Everly? I said, I honestly don't know. It just came into my head. I thought it'd be a fun thing to say. It's just two extremely stupid names I put together in my head. Have you ever met a Lee and then said, God, I wish Lee would last forever. So you start calling her Everly. Really fun to do. We were going to name her Neverly, but it just sounded so negative. So, um, Heather's like, still talking. Why not get on the group chat? I am still talking.

Still me. My turn. I really wanted her to do that more because that's not my favorite thing that she does I am still talking, still me, my turn. So why not get on the group chat and say, sorry ladies, I asked her to take it down. Horrifying. Oh, I didn't even think of doing that. And that is why it's horrifying. Tam was like, well, what was the motivation?

What was the motivation? Her motivation is that Heather's a fan of the group chat. And she's like, I'm not a fan of the group chat. I'm a fan of the group chat. I'm a fan of the group chat. I'm a fan of the group chat. I'm a fan of the group chat. I'm a fan of the group chat. I'm a even think of doing that. And that is why it's horrifying. Tam was like, well, what was the motivation? What was the motivation?

Her motivation is that Heather's a fucking asshole and that she's a ruin, she's fighting with her mom all season and trying to ice her out of everything. That's her problem. What do you think was her motivation? Give me a break, that side of the couch. All of you on that side.

Emily Simpson, attorney at law. Hello, the TikTok, it is clear to me that this is your daughter and that has a problem with the woman and she's the one that is talking. My case is closed. Your kids probably said it too. I'm sure everybody's kids are terrified of her. And Katie's like, well, when I watched the last episode, I said, Kaylee, you need to be honest with me. And she told the same story. Now, listen, could she lie? I don't know. There's a possibility. I don't think so. And then Andy is like, they're

all fighting now. And he's like, Okay, all right, we've been this to death. All right, we've beaten this one to death. And Heather goes, I could beat it some more. And Heather goes, I could beat it some more. Yeah. I think Andy's like, I don't want to get into a fight about these children right now on this show. So now here comes Alexis walking to the stage and Katie tells Jen, she goes, I told Callie, Callie, Cooley, whatever my daughter's name is, I'm gonna take the heat for this because of your stupidity.

And Jen goes, well, when you told her that, did you say thank you so much also? Thank you so much, you're a wonderful daughter. What did you say? Just know what's coming. You know, and were you like, she's an adult, I tried? She was like, oh God, you know, what are you gonna do? So Jen's like, oh my gosh, I have a mint.

And she goes, well, don't worry. It's not gonna be about you right now, because it's Alexis. So, she's like, Oh, my God, my dress, guys. My dress is splitting. Hold on, I have to fix my dress. Be back in ten. It's me again.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Bye, Lexi. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. And what's so funny is they built in this staircase on the set. So when people walk in, they're coming down this glamorous staircase, but they show footage of Alexis walking up to the staircase because the truth is, if you just pull the camera out a little bit, you see the staircase leads just to another staircase that goes backstage.

So it's not like it leads a big upstairs area. So we just see Alexis get into position, go up the little staircase and then come down the onset staircase, which is I think what was so funny about that to me was it just sort of exposes that like this big glamorous entrance that she's having is not glamorous at all. It's just her walking up and down a little mound. Does that make sense? It looks shitty for her, which is funny. Everyone else like, yeah, come the glamorous housewives and her they're like, here come the glamorous housewives and her,

they're like, here she comes out of a trailer up a back stair. Is that what it's called, a back stair? No. Just a set stairs, I mean, I don't know. So then I was gonna tell a maim story, but you know what? We're going long, so I'll skip that. So Katie's, so Alexis comes out and, and he's like,

Jesus jugs has resurfaced. Hey Alexis. You know, I asked you this on Watch What Happens Live, but I think it's worth me asking this again. You're down with the nickname Jesus jugs, right? Yeah, it kind of drew on me. Yeah. Well, I'm really glad I took time to ask that. Hey, congratulations on your engagement to John Janssen. Andy is such a fucker. When he does that, he knows that Shannon is sitting there like, oh, well, you know, I never even got a congratulations for stuffing cream cheese into a salmon. And now this one, this slut gets a congratulations for getting engaged to my man. Have you set a date yet? We have. Well, what's the date? And she's like,

um, within the year. So, okay. What does that mean? But then we see an Instagram post and it's like on cloud nine, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, heart. Party favor. What is it? Party favor too.

Party favor. Celebrating nine months of love and laughter and looking forward to my forever with you. Every moment together has been a gift. I've to, and by the way, I'm saying that because it has been a gift, not alone. I'm so in love with you and the beautiful life we're building together with our kids.

And the answer is 1 million percent, yes. One Corinthians 13, 13. And now these three main, now these three main. Faith, hope, and love. But the greatest of these is love. Gift from my mom, hashtag. Well, what have you got some Corinthians in there? But the greatest of these is love. Gift from my mom, hashtag. Well, what have you got some Corinthians in there?

Yeah. So, you know, I sent a picture of the engagement ring to my whole family chain and Miles responded and was like, what the fuck? And then he was like, call me now, all capital letters. And Shannon's like, oh wow, look at, look at, look at Emily's face. Look at her face.

Is he Emily? Just like, ooh. And Alexis is like, you know, he's like, Miles was like, he was like, John, you did not even ask my permission. And he was so cute. And then he was like, John's like, are you okay with it?

And then Miles is like, yeah, I love you. So it was like, it was like a good reaction. Yeah. And Emily's just falling asleep. So then, Andy is like, are you going to move in? She's like, no, no, because John's just falling asleep. So then Andy is like, are you gonna move in? She's like, no, no, because John's house is small, so we're gonna be doing two houses, so Jim will still have to pay for one.

What am I, an idiot? What am I, a goddamn idiot? So then we see... Basically, we talk about... I hope you enjoy the SodaStream in John Jansen's house because that was put there by me. I hope he serves you some nice soda in his Ferragamo shoes that I bought. So then, um, we, Andy's like, you know, Alexis, you're really religious. The first time around and Heather goes, still is still is.

And then, uh, we see a flashback of her being like, my husband Jim and I wanted to have a very structured family life where God was first, our marriage was second, and our children were third. And so Andy's like, yeah, you invoked your your faith. And she's like, Well, Andy, I don't like to use the word religion anymore. I think that's a very negative connotation. Religion. It does.

But I'm very religious about my spirituality. Yeah, it doesn't. I think that, yeah, well, I think that's just been like flung at her so many times that she's like, I'm going to rebrand. So I'm very, very spiritual. It's not that you're religious. It's that you're a fucking hypocrite. You don't have to change the meaning of the word religious. Maybe change the meaning of the word hypocrite, you fucking hypocrite. I do love my God, and that's the way God wants it to be. And it's supposed to be God,

and then your spouse, and then your kids. And that's the way it just works in a better marriage. So I mean, I do have those values, and I believe in something higher than yourself, like a maxi dress. And then that way you're gonna be a better person. So this is interesting because she was very strongly Christian, Christian, Jesus-y.

Like the term Jesus jugs comes from somewhere. She was very, very like evangelical Christian and now she's changing it. She's saying nothing's changed because all she's ever really believed in is God, which is, I don't know, it's like a petty thing to even care about, but it's like, okay, okay, Alexis. So Andy's like, well, how do your kids, and he's like kind of tiptoeing, because apparently they've agreed not to talk

about this too much, because neither one of them has really said it on the show, like straight out. But Andy's like, well, I wonder how your kids and their sexuality has changed you or made you think of things differently. And she's like, it hasn't changed my mind about LGBTQ, or that everyone should have their own rights to live their life the way they want.

All it's done is make me understand the pain that goes with that. Because when people are judgmental, it changed just me being more vocal about it. That's all it's done. I was always like this. I was always super vocal for LGBTQ people. Now I'm just more vocal.

Okay, and I'm assuming that brought you and Heather together and you have a bond relating to your kids. Yes. Also, I offered her a job as a maid in my house and that's still pending. So we're gonna see, fingers crossed. I told her we can bond over LGBTQ, or we can also bond over LGBTQ clean.

Now. If you've got time to... If you've got time to pray, you've got time to spray. Here's some Winx. Oh, and by the way, at BravoCon, you and Tamra squashed your beef. This is just my way of telling the audience why everyone was friends with you all of a sudden.

Yes, and we... Yeah, yeah, yeah. We talked about the last Jim Bellino. Yeah, and you apologized. Yeah, I you apologized? Yeah, and I apologized. And while Tamara's talking about how Alexis apologized for the lawsuit and everything, you just see Shannon, Shannon's watching and she is like breathing rage.

Like her chest is like going up and down like... ["BREATHING HEAVILY"] I can't believe these lies. These lies being told about me right now. Because not only is it Alexis sitting there, but just the horseshit coming out of Tamara's mouth, because you know that Tamara has never heard this part, because they were both sued by these people.

And it turns out that Tamara goes behind Shannon's back and she's like... Alexis, I'm a terrible person for what I did to you. I'm so sorry for what I put your family through, Alexis. I take full responsibility for every little thing I did. When their whole defense was, we didn't do anything. Why the f... What the fuck? Then Tamra's just like turning it like,

go get Shannon. I didn't do shit, you know? She sucks, man. And, uh, Shannon just looks like she's going to go over there and strangle this woman. It was really funny. Shannon's looks. So what was it like coming back to the show after being gone for 10 years? Like, was it different from from before? Well, I mean, like this has been a bit of a whirlwind. I mean, you know, like, I really needed it.

Like, Andy, I really needed it. I was ready to go, like, get back to work. And, like, you know, I had to get Yak out of bed. And Shannon's like, well, it's her career. Shannon's saying that as if it's not Shannon's career. And she's like, you know, because after my mom's passing, I just, you know, I was, I just, I needed to get back to work, Andy.

You know what I mean? And so Shannon's like, oh,, I was, I just, I needed to get back to work, Andy. You know what I mean? And so Shannon's like, oh, God, well, no. First, Andy's like, okay, well, Shannon, where do things stand with the lawsuit? And she's like, well, we're still waiting to hear from John's response. He lowered his offer to 70, and I agreed, and I know my, I agreed because my legal costs will be more than 70, and that's a really hard thing for me to do. But I said I would give I know my, I agreed because my legal costs will be more than 70.

And that's a really hard thing for me to do. But I said I would give him the 70, but he wouldn't sign a mutual disparagement agreement, which Emily, who is a lawyer, I'm a lawyer. Emily, who's a lawyer will tell you is very common in court cases. And Emily's like, it is, and I'm a lawyer. You know what else is also common in a life case? A mom who checks in on her daughter!

So Andy is like, so is a mutual non-despairage? Yes, especially when someone's talking about videos, Alexis. You know, when you don't make a full offer, what was the first offer that you made? Like 30,000 or something? And then there's like 35,000 that came through, when you don't make a full offer, what was the first offer that you made like 30,000 or something? And then you then there's like 35,000 that came through and like, but there weren't the videos brought up in Big Bear. So they're talking about like, how did the videos impact us that Lexus is talking about? And she goes, you know, I only brought up the videos because I was in, you know, I was in a very like, you know, I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to bring up those videos. Basically I went, I meant to go onto Bank of America

to see if we'd been paid yet. And then accidentally videos came up on my phone instead. It's like, I didn't really mean to do any of that. Oh, I believe that one. Ha! And she's like, no, no, seriously. And then we see the footage where Alexis is in the car going, oh, there's so many lies

that have been spoken about John and they're gonna be cleaned up. And if you want the videos, I'll bring it. So, bitch, better just sit back, because I've got videos and I will slaughter her with videos. You know what she's having for dinner? Videos! And now she's like, I mean, what? I barely even said it. I can't... What? Did I? I don't...

Post-production roasts Alexis with all the unseen footage in this segment. Like, everything that Alexis claims, they completely debunk time and time again. She's like, I brought it up because it was in a weak moment. I was away from Johnny J. Like how could you be strong when you're away from the man that you love? You know, it was not to be brought up.

And Johnny J has never brought it up. So there was no extortion. And Katie's like, but it was brought up on camera. And she goes, your attorney is the one who brought that up. And John's attorney said, you're the one that brought it up. You know, we did not. You've got to go back to your emails and check the truth because you have really strange relationship with the truth. You just brought it up, Alexis.

You just admitted you brought it up. So what are you talking about? We all saw you bring it up. Shannon didn't bring it up. Her lawyer talked about it after she had heard about it from everybody else she called her lawyer. You're so full of it. And so she says, yeah, because you're a real strange relationship with the truth. And then they all laugh because everyone's like,

that's what John said. And we see a footage of Johnny J saying, Shannon has a real interesting relationship with the truth. You know what? Stop being John's mouthpiece. That's exactly what John said. They're really obsessed with people being people's mouthpieces on this episode. Yeah, because they really have so many mouthpieces. It's like those little chattering teeth toys that you wind up and they're just on the table like, kakakakak, be quiet, Emily. She goes, no, fuck her.

Tamara's like, stay in mind with our team. And Shannon's like, oh really? And how many times did you practice in front of a mirror saying, there's the door, Shannon Bedour. There was no door. You were so proud of having a door burn in a doorless situation. And Alexa's like, I didn't, I never, you know,

I never practiced that. And so now more unseen footage. She's like, guess situation, huh? And Alexis was like, I didn't, I never, you know, I never practiced that. And so now more unseen footage. She's like, guess what guys, when I see Shannon Baddour, I'm gonna say, here's the door, Shannon Baddour. And then like, I'm gonna like look at a door and then I'm gonna pull the door, but I'm gonna make sure I point. When I point though, guys, should I point at a door

or should I point at a vase? At a door, okay, I thought so. I thought it would make more sense if I pointed at a door. Okay, let's from the top. There's the door, Shannon, a door. So then, what's next here? She's like, well, I didn't know you were gonna confront me and you berated me for 25 minutes that day too, Shannon.

Shannon goes, a liar face? You lied to me that day. She goes, oh yeah, well, Andy says, how did she lie to you? And Shannon's like, you said, dig it up, Shannon. I never sent you anything. Well, looky here, did she lie to you? And Shannon's like, you said, dig it up, Shannon. I never sent you anything. Well, looky here, it's on my phone. And so then Alexis is like- Does anyone know how to actually open one of these phones?

I just, I'm like, I'm not quite sure. Do you know how to work this? It says, Shannon, your flashlight's on. We're trying to tip the unit. There's a flashlight function. I'm not familiar. What are we doing again? You're trying to show proof that she's a liar. Oh Um, I don't know how to use this phone. It's

too new. I'm sorry, everyone. So Alexis is like, you didn't, you know, you're a liar, Shannon. I never said any of that. And Andy's like, No, you did say that you'd sent her a thing. And Alexis is like, Well, I have it, Shannon, I sent it to you. She goes, No, not from Jim's phone, your phone. And Andy is like, but you said we're suing you. She goes no not from Jim's phone your phone and Andy's like but you said We're suing you she goes no. No, let me give you some background to this This is why it's again another lie because there was a court document

It was not a cease and desist like she said and I have no signature on any part of that stuff And Emily's like your name is an interested party. She's oh, yeah Well Emily she'd know cuz she's a lawyer that I'm an interested party cuz I was his spouse. So that's why no one's like, oh yeah, well, Emily, she'd know because she's a lawyer that I'm an interested party because I was his spouse. So that's why. And Emily's like, OK. So I'm just saying that you're not involved. Well, it got the ball rolling, OK? Well, Andy, if they're not going to let me talk,

then I'm not going to stay. If they won't let me talk, I won't stay. I won't stay, Andy. You can't go anywhere. You're a friend. Isn't your time up. Just go. So Katie's like oh shit so Andy's like no no no stay well don't worry I'm going to be here

for a quick second Shannon okay so just shush don't you shush me ever ever so Andy's like okay so you're not on the court document okay Okay. I want to explain that text. Okay, very simple Jim calls me and he goes Alexis Shannon is saying that I allow people to break their neck in my trampoline Which is so funny because it's also Alexis now falling out of line and Defaming the the trampoline park. You know what I mean? The whole point is he wanted that podcast edited so that was never heard by anybody, you know?

Like, dingbat. So then... It was funny when, I remember when they opened up that trampoline park and everyone's like, can you believe the Bolinos are opening up a trampoline park? And then it's funnier that then a giant lawsuit came out of it. And now it's even funnier that all these years later, the Trampoline Park is continuing to haunt this show.

It's still there. So I mean, the Trampoline Park lasted longer than anybody ever thought, just in general, right? God, those things. It's like escape rooms. People still do that all the time. I thought that was just a quick fad that was going to go away. And there's two people are like, my friends are more into the escape room.

Like, really? So Shannon's like, my friends are more into the escape room. Like really? Oh God. So Shannon's like, well, I never said that. And Andy says, well, don't repeat it because you're gonna get sued for it again. She goes, well, I won. And he goes, oh, you did? Ha, okay then. And Andy starts like, wait,

I just wanna say Andy starts laughing. This is hurting our children. Oh God. Andy starts laughing when she says, when Shannon says, well, I actually won. He's like, oh really? Oh, awesome. Ha, children. Oh, God. Andy starts laughing when she says when Shannon says, well, I actually won. He's like, Oh, really? Oh, awesome. And he's like, they're like laughing and keying. And Alexis the entire time has been talking like, and then Jim Bolino, Jim told me that then I have to text Shannon. So that's what I did. And as you can see, I'm vindicated. Is anyone listening to me anymore? No. Yeah. So she was like, I had to.

I did. He made me text Shannon and Tamara. And so I sent one to protect everybody and say, back down and tell the truth and take back what you said. And so you did have something to do with it. Give me a fucking break, Alexis. And it's just, I'm sorry, but it's not a coincidence that you're dating two guys who have just suddenly decided to sue people that you don't like.

So give me a break. And, uh, Jim's, uh, she's, uh, Shannon's like, well, did they come from your phone, Alexis? You push send, you started the ball. And Alexis is like, did not. Jim was going to, and guess what, Shannon, whether I sent the text or not, Jim was gonna sue your ass, okay? He was still gonna sue you.

Okay. So then why were you sending the text at all, if you knew that Jim was gonna do it? Well, here is a very, a very coherent story. Tamra knows this story. Okay, I saw your ex-husband having dinner and John took me and I was supposed to sign the settlement that day, but then five o'clock hit and so John and I go out to dinner because, you know, we need to have our tequila and your ex-husband's sitting across from me and he's pointing and he's laughing. And there were two of him. I couldn't believe there were two jimbolinos right in front of me. And then finally he says to John, you want to take it outside? And John goes,

he didn't really say anything because John doesn't talk. But then he eventually he goes, how old are you? Ten. And then I got up and I walked right over to the jimbolinos. And I kind of stumbled. I cleaned into one table and then another table, and then I finally got to Jim's table, and I said, listen, you, I am not gonna settle with you, asshole, and guess what? I ended up winning. I did pass out in a booth at the Quiet Woman that night, but I wound up winning the case.

And Alexis is like, ha, well, it still cost you $500,000, so maybe you should have just apologized. Oh, fuck you. She was found innocent because you guys were fraudulently suing her. And now you're laughing like it's hilarious that you cost someone $500,000 and that you're trying to do it again. You're evil. Yeah. Gummy of the system. You Jesus stupid slug. Get out of here, Jesus slug. Not listening. I didn't do anything wrong.

She said, yes, yes, you did. You defamed a trampoline park. Emily's like. She didn't defame anyone or anything or any parks or any trampolines. She won. I'm a lawyer. Yeah, she did win and she's still on the show, so she really won. Well, so what do you call me? Liar face? Okay, liar face, look in the mirror, girlfriend! I didn't lie. I didn't lie. Oh, are you delusional? Because

every single person on this cast, including Tamara just now, has come up to me and I couldn't say I could never do what you're doing right now. Filming in this situation. Yeah, yeah, I think that's why we all had sympathy for you in that brief moment when you're sober and not wasted because you're an alcoholic. Yeah, Tamara. Oh yeah, we had sympathy for you, which is why I've been consorting with the enemy ever since BravoCon to bring you down this season. It's been so sad to watch it.

Ehhhh. Being involved in a lawsuit. I just, I just want you to be aware of that. I'm in a lawsuit. I just want you to be aware of that. I'm in a lawsuit and she's, you know what? They've all come to me and they've told me that they know this is difficult for me too, Shannon, because I'm with the love of my life. It's not easy.

You know what's really hard? Not John. And that's hard for me. Do you understand what I'm saying? I do. So you made the choice, Alexis. And she's just, well, so did you. She's, well, it's my job and I've been here for 10 years. And Alexis is like, it's my job too.

And Shannon's like, oh, really? I took your job 10 years ago and I'm still sitting here. She's like, well, fine. I came back 10 years later. And she's like, oh, yeah, a friend. Hi, friend. As a friend. This is like a soap opera, right? Oh, good. So Alexis is like, she's like, Shannon, it's still a jab. She's like, oh, you're a friend. Oh, no.

Oh, well, this is your this is your career, Alexis. Ooh, wow. Some of us have other gigs like putting cream cheese and salmon on late night on television. I've been on TV for 15 years. And then the audience just died. I can't imagine anybody kept the five different shows. Okay. I'm like, what are they talking about? Like this show and like below deck, right? You were on one episode of below deck. What else? What are you even talking about? Does she feel like Marriage Bootcamp or some bullshit girl?

Probably she's, oh, oh wow. Five different shows. You're a TV star. There's the door. Oh, Alexis Bolino. I'll work on that. I'll work on that. Now I see why she rehearsed.

I see why she rehearsed. It's helpful. It's helpful to know the line before you say it. Yeah. Wow, stupid Alexis, what an idiot. And then everybody just starts laughing at her openly and mocking her. Couldn't couldn't see somebody go down in a more fun way. What a dummy. What a line dummy and have fun with your karma. Have fun marrying that sack of goo. You guys are gonna have a real good time.

So I guess I was more enraged by this reunion than I thought, because I feel like I just yelled for a straight two hours. I was like, wow, it's gonna be nice to come in and have a peaceful day. That reunion didn't even faze me. I guess it did. Yeah, well, you know, it's just what happens. It's been an emotional month. Everyone, thank you so much for being here. I'm seeing now my video is flickering. I wonder why my video is flickering.

That's weird. I will get that taken care of. Thanks everyone here for being here. Thanks for being here this week and we'll be back next week with a whole new host of recaps. Have a great weekend everyone. Bye. Bye.

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