Watch What Crappens - #2627 RHOBH S1401 Part Two: Hello, Dali!

Episode Date: November 21, 2024

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so that way you always get your episodes but enough of that let's get right back into the episode So that way you always get your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode. So back to Mauricio and PK and PK is like, you know, when we started off dating, we were like fucking Bonnie and Clyde. She was my shadow. We were together. I go out and she come home and she's just stylized the evening.

She's socialized up. She would take a big plexiglass disc and put it on the evening. She's stylized it so much. But then we have babies. I'm not saying I'm blaming the babies. But she started to suck after the babies came. So what can I say just start went to gone downhill from there. He is totally being like this. And he's crying like he's such a

victim, babe, you still want to go out and party like you're 30 years old. And Dorit wants to like stay home and take care of your children. He's acting like god damn it. And then suddenly we have to be there for these little idiots. Yeah, yes, this is a lesson. Don't don't. This is a lesson to people. Don't get into relationships with like music

managers or people who like work in record companies because they just want to go out and party and the moment you're like, OK, well, we have kids, we should do more homebody things is like, oh, Berlin's playing down the street. I'm not going to start to even be more judgmental and finger pointing. Don't marry a man who leaves his family for you, because that's really not going to be a great man. Sorry is not going to be good to your family. Like, he's not just going gonna suddenly become a good person.

You know what I mean? He's gonna get his way or he's gonna fucking leave. He doesn't care about anybody but himself. He's a selfish fuck, you know? And that's not to say everything in the marriage is PK's fault, none of it's Dorit's. I don't know everything in the marriage, but I do know that that's a shitty person

and he's not just gonna suddenly become not shitty. Yeah. So then Dorit and Kathy are still talking and you know, they're just talking about having to work it out and Dorit tells us, you know, I chose to stick by PK's side, do a bunch of public scrutiny, like bankruptcy, gambling debts, suspected DUI, the raccoon he ran over, all that kind of stuff. I can go on and on. There's more you don't even know about. It's like, yes. The time he stole the gambling bets from a raccoon that he's just run over. It was very terrible. Yes, you don't ever want to run over a raccoon with a top hat. So

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the bankruptcy, the gambling deaths, the suspected DUI's, these were things that she always tiptoed around and always kind of put a little bit of a spin on it, you know, but now she was like, yeah, this, this, this and this, it was kind of shocking to me when I heard her just outright say those things. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, she's just like, Fuck it, I'm just gonna burn it all down now. I'm not protecting him. And then he say at one

point, we're like Bonnie and Clyde. And I thought that was so funny, because I think these two are such criminals and scammers, like fakers. And so it's funny that he frames it like that. By the way, Bonnie and Clyde didn't end well. So no, didn't really start well either, to be honest. Yeah, the middle is good, though. They had fun in the middle. That's for sure. Yeah, what would people compare themselves to Bonnie and Clyde? I'm like, I don't know if I

don't know if I don't think that's a model of a great relationship. Romeo and Juliet. Like, like, did you stay till the end of that one? Like Madea and anyone? Yeah, I don't think anybody says that. This is a real media relationship. Talking about that one, the Greek Greek tragedy, not Tyler Perry's. So

well, neither. Neither. Everybody wants a relationship compared to either of those. Well, Madea is always getting into trouble. She's like in jail. She's always in jail. It's like Madea goes back to jail. It's like, I don't know if I want to be in a relationship with Madea either, to be honest. Madea just basically follows Ernest movies. Remember, it's like Ernest goes to camp, but he goes to camp. Okay, okay. Ernest goes, okay. Ernest goes to jail. Okay, but the back off of Ernest. That's okay.

The idea goes to rehab. Wait, that's God. So sudden is getting dressed. Her stylist is there putting antlers on her head. And she's like, Do I look weird? And they're like, Yeah, it's like, well, is this your idea of surrealism? Like, yeah, I, I don't know, black dress and stuff. So we see Erica, she looks crazy. She's getting busy. Her surreal is like pink eye surrealism. I just want to look like a little girl who poops and touches her eyes. Go for it boys. Yeah, she winds up ultimately looking like a Guillermo del Toro creature, which was a badass, by the way, she thought it was amazing, really fucking cool. I thought I thought it did seem like very

surreal. Yes. And the shoulders with her eyes were shoulders. I loved it. Yeah. So then we see. So anyway, we used to go see Kyle now and Kyle is, you know, putting on her heels and stuff. And she called she facetimes Hathi, Kathy, Kathy. And she's like, I'm just trying to wear what decided what to wear with this name. And Kathy's like, um, how about a turban?

Turbans are so surreal. It's like, it's like fabric, but not lying down. That's surreal. It's wrapped up. So then we go to Doreet's and she's getting glam done. And Doreet, by the way, is being foreclosed on. So you know, every time I see this, I'm like, oh, there she's lucky Emily's not on this show. What are you doing getting glam? Kyle's like, Well, guess what, I'm getting five clothes on. It gets just like a little bit more scary than to reach. Yeah. So

Erica Erica's like, So what are you wearing? She's like, Oh, Erica, it's a fitted fishtail. And this massive plexiglass disc on my head. She's like, Oh, wow, that's really surreal. What are you talking about? Oh, for the party. Oh, I haven't decided yet for the party. This is just to go to Trader Joe's. She's like, well, as far as I know about seeing Kyle, you know, it is what it is. We're gonna have to do it sometime, aren't we? Well, we're gonna do it for the record on my head, damn it.

So listen, there's nothing like coming in to have a big fight with someone dressed like a lazy Susan. I say you go. Yes, thank you. I love those kind of hats. By the way, those hats from the 80s. The big, that severe brim. I love a severe brim. So then we cut to Kyle and Kathy and cost like, obviously with the news that came out, my instinct was to send a message. I just, I feel weird to send a message. I just I feel weird to send a message to PK but not to read but if I send a message to Duret, she's gonna say it's a manipulation. Well, Kyle, if it's a sincere message, you can live in the truth

of knowing you sent it sincerely and if she thinks it's a manipulation, she's gonna think that whatever that's not up to you but you're like, wouldn't you rather do the right thing rather than be so concerned about what she's gonna think about it. Like, please stop trying to make yourself a victim in the situation when she's the one going through a separation. Just send a text message. And the fact that she's not willing to send that text message just shows that she's just really a shitty friend. I just think it's funny that she doesn't think sending a sending PK a text message is gonna look like a manipulation to do right.

That's that is like that is the more manipulative move by the way. Yeah. So then really angry really quickly just now Ronnie. So then we go to Dory and Erica's chat and Doreen it's like you know, the timing of a message is very, very convenient. Very, very, very cute. He needed and to read this all, you both have valid points, yada yada. I'm still talking. Why are you gonna ask me about my music career? Come on, the rain.

So Kyle's like, I know who I am. And I know what my intentions are, which is why I didn't send the text message because she's gonna accuse me of manipulating. But that's and that's all I care about. So you don't get to say and do these things that are showing yourself not to be my friend and expect me to continue to treat you the same. I am not a doormat. I'm like, okay, Kyle, so you're this this lady's marriage has fallen apart, and you're still gonna make it

about you. Yeah, you're not the doormat. You're the bloody you're the fucking muddy shoes, Kyle. So then we go to sudden surrealism party and they're secret I swimmers. And there's like circus people and like, an alpaca, very popular alpaca. And people are showing up. And then there's like a walkthrough. There's Nicole is the party planner and walking doing everything. And Sun is very happy with how everything looks.

And we said that four hours earlier, it was not up to her standards, but now it is. And Sutton's like, I love this party. There's a woman on stilts with three faces, but enough about Kyle. There's also an alpaca, there's swimmers in the pool, there's oddities at the bar. Fashion is odd, it's surreal sometimes.

Let me see what everyone can come up with. And there's like a collage of eyes on the floor. And the party not one melted clock, not one melted clock. I mean, hello, Dolly. Not a one. So then she's talking to the party planner. She says, well, I guess this looks a lot better than this morning kind of must be held to work for certain we see the morning sudden comes out, they're not

done. They've just started setting up. So it's like, I don't like it. I like it. It's gross. I feel like something must be very difficult to work for work under. Yeah. So Jennifer Tilly arrives first. She's wearing like a black swan, like Bjork kind of thing, you know, wrapped around her neck. And she's like, Oh, this looks amazing. It's so gorgeous and glamorous. Oh, God, you look fantastic to you look great. Then Dorit comes and she's got her silver chrome mermaid dress

with a giant silver discat. And then she trips. The music, it really sounds like it is like the finale of Game of Thrones, where everyone is assembling to determine who will get the throne. It's like, every time someone comes out of their Sprinter van, everything freezes, they put like some like image of Los Angeles behind them. And it's like, and now another one enters the ring. I just there's another there's a monkey there. And look at the monkey. And I just love thinking of Tanya from Chimp Crazy just being well here's your monkey. Just go ahead and leave it in. You guys having some kind of party here? No one's gonna invite me. I guess that's all I ain't got to get another monkey up to the door. I could stay if

you want me to. I don't really have to. I'll just be out in my car if anybody wants me. Yeah, it was me now looking at those things that apparently else. So I thought the exact same thing. I immediately thought about Tanya. Tanky B. So everyone's saying hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. Hello. And something's like,

oh, Dere, do you have a plate on your head? Just like, yes, yes. And you both look fabulous. Yes, it is a plate. So everyone's like, it sounds like what the hell is everyone is not so real. Oh, this is making fun of her as a surreal party. It's like that is modern, not surreal. Now somebody is in the wrong wing of the art museum. She's like, Oh, are you wearing a condom?

It's like what? All that, all that, all that plastic. It's not plastic. It's rubber. Goodness. Gee. So that she so then a new SUV pulls up and we meet. And she's gorgeous and she is dressed to the tens. I mean she looks she looks amazing. Oh my God.

Her hair is amazing. She's a Barbie doll for sure. Yeah, she has all these like ruffles and she's just got this big giant gown and she has an assistant who's like moving her train around the entire party. It's not just when she gets out of the Sprinter van, I spotted him like no matter what this guy the entire night, it was his job to make sure that train was in the right place at the right time.

So we gotta love it. That's that's what we need people. And so buzzes like Oh my God, first of all, this headdress set Mike can't and she's like, I know, don't get too close to it because I'm gonna poke somebody's out. I'm sure of it. She's like, we'll get stuck together. Hmm. Because she's all balls, you know, she's like these huge

balls in the train. Yeah. And Dereed has been like intermittently taking off her disc because it's probably heavier something so she's like, Oh God, new cast member. So she like puts on this like, this frisbee on her head. And she walks on over and okay, well, those this is the re okay. And this is bows and she's gorgeous. And she knows she told me today, I gotta have my assistant get me out of the car. Isn't

that funny? And Bozema is like, Yeah, he might be under here. Hold on one second. Let me just kick my leg back. Oh, yeah, he might be under here. Hold on one second. Let me just kick my leg back. Oh, yeah, he's under my dress right now. So then Derea is like, booze, what's he do? And she was like, well, I'm recently retired from 25 years, yes, 25 years in corporate America. I was the chief marketing officer of Netflix, the chief marketing officer of Uber,

the chief marketing officer at Uber, the chief marketing officer at Endeavor, which owns WME. So I've done a lot of things. I'm just right now I'm just chief officer of everybody here. I actually own this entire block now. So that's what I'm doing here. Okay, how about you, Toots? Wow. So you're chief officer. That's amazing. So you're basically corporate America all wrapped up in one fabulous human being. She's like, yes, yes, I am. So Valley who capitalism that's what I'm saying. Dreats like, Am I allowed to say you go girl? What was this

like, please tell him. So sounds like yeah, oh, is the real deal. People might pretend to be the boss, but she's the boss. sons like, yeah, owes the real deal. People might pretend to be the boss, but she's the boss. She's literally the boss. So then, um, Jennifer, who's Jennifer? She's somebody. Oh, there's like a, yeah, she like a friend of she's like a lady who just sort of like appears and then is like the cat named Jennifer decadent name. Was that her name? Now that was Amanda, right? That cat that I remember that name. Hold on. Let me look at it decadent.

Oh, I just looked up decadent. Jennifer Decadent, Amanda Decadent's best night ever with Courtney Love. What Amanda Decadent recalls her best night at the 1995 Vanity Fair Oscars party. Who this? Oh my gosh, Jennifer Jennifer Tilly. It's Jennifer Tilly. Okay, I know. But I want to know now. Oh, that makes sense. But I want to know who Amanda de Cadenet is from the cabinet.

I don't know. But like, it's so funny. Jennifer out of context. Like, who is Jennifer? Did we? Meanwhile, we spent like 45 minutes talking about her at the top of the episode like Jennifer I'm not familiar is that a new case? She has to be Jennifer Tilly. She's not just a Jennifer. She's Jennifer Tilly. No, Jennifer Jennifer has couches, you know, Jennifer's cat, Jennifer leather, as convertibles. Yeah, yeah, convertibles. Jennifer Tilly is

very specific. Yes. So Jennifer Tilly is like, if I ever get married in Las Vegas, I'm going to come and borrow that dress from you. And so I was like, well, I want to go see the alpaca right now. So they're all just kind of like doing stuff. Saying hi, oh my god, you look amazing. Everyone, Dorit is like, my first impression of those is, wow, this is a woman that understands the assignment. She's stunning. Which is funny because the read often misses the assignment. So then they they're taking photographs and all that stuff talking about the alpaca. And then to read them start bonding. And she's like, So how are you doing? You're like, Hey, well, let me tell you, have you ever dealt with a little something called a full blown alcoholic? Literally, this is the this is the dialogue. Buzz goes, How are

you doing? She's a why are you a well my husband and I decided to separate, take some time apart. I'm sorry. He's an alcoholic. That is literally it is let's see 12345666 lines of dialogue back and forth before Dorit just is like, yes, my he's an alcoholic. I'm an alcoholic. If you ever see him around, you can give him a dunce cap and just write alcoholic on it. And boss is like, Oh, okay. Well, we just discovered and actually is on a journey of sobriety doing the steps in the program. Unfortunately, the steps

are a little wobbly. I mean, because it's not just a little bit alcoholic. It's full. So she's like, Oh, good for him. Yes, nine years married small children. And Bozema was like, Okay, if we're gonna do this game, let me just stop you right now. I was saving this for a special episode. But since you're just putting your dick on the table right now, let's just go for it. I'm with her. She's like, Oh, what I'm sorry,

but also jealous. Is that weird? Thank you. But the reason why I empathize with you is that 10 years into our marriage, we separated Oh, and we never got divorced. And then he got sick. and we reconciled and he had cancer. She's like, I'm also the CMO of having the saddest story here. So don't even try. Don't even try. Not saying that. And then more like whatever, whatever, whatever setbacks you've had in your life, minor bigger. So stop it right now. This is my coming out

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your podcasts. So she's like, Wow. So how am I confessing all this when we've just known each other 20 minutes and it's like, literally, it's just I mean, ridiculous, right? I mean, we're here to invite socialize, we're invited to socialize. And then here we are just standing in the middle of the party having a therapy session. He fucking weakling. Oh yes, therapy. Much like the one, a therapy session much like the one that PK has to go to now that he's acknowledged that he's a full blown alcoholic. Of course he's

involved a bunch of people sitting around in a circle of course waiting to be given a chip. That's the only way they could get him to go. I said, you better go to rehab. He said, I will not. And I said, then give you a chip. He ran. He ran like they were hills. So Bosma was like, well, I can tell if I like someone instinctually, like I looked you in your eye. And I'm like, Nope, not a good person. Yep. A good person. Yep. I'm in love. I hate you. Oh, I'd like to throw one in. I'd like to throw one in there. So blood alcoholic. I

can sometimes you can just see it. You can just see it. So she loves three. And three, it's like, well, I don't know how old y'all but you look tweet. So she's like, well, I'm 47. Thank you. But they're the same age. So they're like in love right now. So yes. So then Garcelle shows up and her friend Amanda de Cadenet new friend new Courtney love. So I googled her and literally every link is like this time that Amanda de Cadenet was with Courtney love. So that's all I really know about her. But we'll see. I'll look

more for next time guys. Everyone in the comments is going to be like you idiots. Madden, British photographer, more for next time, guys. Everyone in the comments is going to be like, you idiots. Matt, the decadent, if cadmium, come on. Wow, I'm getting nothing. In fact, I'm actually it's actually like freezing my computer looking up Amanda

Academy. Oh, look it up anymore. The decadent curse. Yeah. So then let's see here. So, um, Grassell comes up and she's talking to Doreen. She's like, Oh, hello. You look great. And Doreen's like, Hi.

Look at me looking around in an accent of five. That was home in French, Portuguese and Spanish. And Italian. The last time I saw Garcelle, she had implied that my home invasion was faked. And then we see, you know, I forgot that she did that. Yeah. And she goes, I don't really know where we stand, but I, I know it ain't good. Socar cells like, well, I'm a little uncomfortable. And then it cuts to hers. She goes, well, I'm going to keep it light. And I'm not going to talk about the big

disc on her head. No, I'm not going to do it. Yeah. Some things are not appropriate to bring up. Like the fact that PK is now a full blown alcoholic. So Kyle, meanwhile, Kyle and Erica are in the SUV together. And they're showing up. Kyle's also wearing antlers. And Erica has this is where we see Erica's look, which is pretty amazing. And so Kyle's like, I'm nervous. So she's doing this that thing where you know, Kyle, Kyle throws a stone and then it's like, oops, I feel bad. I mean, like

we always talk about Gina saying I feel bad, but the original I feel badder is Kyle. So here they come coming into the surrealism party and Eric is like, well, I guess he loves it just the same now. And so lots of mois and air kisses and stuff like that. And suddenly America say hello, and what's an alpaca anyway, guys. So then a man with fake money approaches Kyle and introduces a monkey. But this isn't the real monkey. Isn't this a pet monkey?

This is like a fake monkey, like a monkey puppet that he has. Yeah. He's like, this is Harold. So when Sutton has a party, you got to bring out Harold, right? Oh, Oh, God, one of those. So yeah, so you're always bringing Harold to the parties. This isn't just even a surrealism thing. He's just the puppet person. So there's a lot of there's like a lot of pleasantries, a lot of hellos, a lot of like, I'm gonna go see the alpaca. That's what everyone does when they don't want to talk to someone like,

so great to see you, but I have to go take a photo with the alpaca. It's like Sutton, they don't want to talk to someone like, so great to see you, but I have to go take a photo with the alpaca. It's like sudden that was your 10th photo with it. I know I just I'm gonna take another photo of the alpaca and get out of this uncomfortable situation. So then, let's see. So hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. Oh, so Erica and Griselle are talking about how busy she is. And Griselle is like, I'm just so proud. I mean, my age

been in it for so long. And just look at is. And Garcelle's like, I'm just so proud. I mean, my age been in it for so long. And just look at me. And she's like, Oh, yeah, I saw something on Instagram. It said Garcelle productions. Oh, yeah. So they do that. And so now it's like, what's going on with you guys? So Kyle's there now. And she's like, Oh, well, you know, Mo moved out two weeks ago. And Garcelle's just like, Wow. Wow. And then Alexia moves right before that. So it's just like, wow. Wow. And then Alexia moved, right? Alexia moved right before that. So it's been like, it's been a lot of changes, like a lot of people moving out. So

yeah, we almost put a chair out in the patio, but the door wouldn't open. So luckily, that stayed the same stayed inside. So Kyle's like, you know, I spent, I spent time with people, you know, that make me feel good. But I also want to like, talk to everybody tonight. And like, since you're sitting here, Garcelle, I feel safe with you. I'm just gonna start with you, everyone. All the tabloids, you know, all the stories that are out there. I know there's a lot of curiosity about me, an actress who is in Halloween. And I know everyone wants to talk about that. And I'm not going to say her name intentionally that I've been linked to because I don't

want to speak on anybody's behalf but my own. But if we must talk about her, we must and car sells like it's a little too late to not be able to say Morgan's name we've been talking about her. She's been with us for a season. Yeah. And then we get a clip of them hanging out Morgan being like, Oh, yeah, everybody's gonna assume you're gonna have like a midlife crisis or something with the extra tattoo. Midlife crisis, right? Kyle. And Kyle like flirting, you know, their whole flirting thing. So now Kyle has brought this onto the air. Kyle really has nerve, I'll tell you. So she's like, yeah, well, right now, there's just nothing to say. And I just wish I had some story to say. But it's just not what it is.

Okay, I would just like to point out literally nobody has asked Kyle. Nobody cares. I feel like it's a safe place though. So I'm going to share. You know, the tablets created an enormous amount of pressure and emotional distress and the media. Oh god, the media and car cells like yeah, but that music video you guys did wasn't helpful either. I mean, I felt like you were playing coy. Thank you for being a safe space for me. I just Kyle getting shut down was so good because car cells like well the music video didn help. And Kyle just like looks down like, well, okay, just called you a safe space. So let me just get over that one again. And I will continue my monologue about being a victim. Hold on one second. Because now

remember, you're not you're not supposed to challenge me because you're clutching my hand and I called you a safe space. So you're not supposed to do that. Anyway, Garcelle, this is why I'm saying you have to always keep Garcelle on this show. In this role, Garcelle just needs to be here to call everyone out on their bullshit, because it is so fucking funny. She shut down Kyle down in two seconds, and Kyle's like, but wait a minute, please.

I'm not only a victim today, I'm a possibly gay victim. So that's the ultimate victim cloak. So please, let me cloak myself. Garcelle's like, oh, god. You know what? It's not my place to talk about other people. And definitely, you won't hear me talking about to read at all, or my sisters, or really anyone on this cast. It's just not my place to do

it. So ourselves like, God doesn't know any of us or anybody about her sexuality or what's going on in her life. But do we want to know? Yes, yes, yes. inquiring minds need to know. Oh my gosh. I'm trying to look up these Morgan Wade lyrics. Yes, acquiring minds need to know. Oh my gosh. I'm trying to look up these Morgan Wade lyrics of the song that she wrote when they were in the Chateau Marmont doing coke off Kyle's stomach or something. That alluded to that, but I can't find it.

I'll try and find it for next time. They crack me up every time and Kyle's just like, please don't ask me anything. Please, I can't find it. I'll try and find it for next time. They crack me up every time and cause just a please don't ask me anything. Please. I can't, I can't answer any more questions. Please. No one is asking you anything. Nobody cares. Please don't make me speak for Morgan. I mean lesbian for a night. You just aren't even trying, you know, come on, man. Guys, I'm still trying to figure things out myself. I am. I still am. And I said the last time when we were all together, there was just so much for me to say I couldn't believe I couldn't even believe I even said that. So that was a flashback of Kyle saying

that she's like evolving. And so then Kyle says this, this is so funny. She goes, I had never even questioned my sexuality all my life. I've been straight. She goes, I had never even questioned my sexuality. All my life I've been straight. And I always knew I was straight. I never was attracted to anyone else. I just was one big straight girl. But then I think all the crazy speculation actually made me think twice.

So I learned it by watching you America. You did this to me. Like shut up. Speculation made her think twice. We're making the speculation happen. Nobody would have even known about any of this had you not brought it on camera and tried to rub it in everybody's face and make them ask you Kyle.

When I was a centimeter from Morgan's lips in that music video, my hand on her hand, I could feel the dewy breath on my clavicle. I didn't question my sexuality then but then when America was talking about it, I was feel the dewy breath on my clavicle. I didn't question my sexuality then but then when America was talking about it, I was like, you know what? Maybe I am gay. Maybe America has made me gay. Thanks a lot. She's saying that she's not that's the thing about her. Kyle's just saying multiple things at once. She's like,

everybody thinks that we are but we're totally not but I maybe I'm questioning it but I have no idea but she's so full of it she's trying to move this out for another fucking another fucking season and another you know promotion of an album that's coming up it's just so lame she's trying to get people out of it do something else you know what I mean no she's trying to join her do like a typical housewife storyline but to bring like gayness into it it's just so performative and ridiculous. I don't even believe it. I don't even think Kyle has enough emotion to even be gay or straight. I think at this point, she's just like following the clicks. You know

what I mean? It's just whatever she can get attention from you're annoying. I, I think that basically she is trying to get out of trouble. You know, because people are like, you know, like, if you're gay, just come out and say it, Kyle, like you're queer baiting, because people are saying that she's queer baiting, right. And this is her way of saying I'm not queer baiting, because I thought I was straight. I've always been straight. And in fact, it was you people that

made me start to think about being gay. So it's almost like you forced me to be the queer baiter. Like, that's kind of I feel like the vibe she's kind of giving us. I'm like, it wasn't until the audience made it gay by questioning everything that she was doing, because she was purposely making it gay. So people would question her. I mean, it's just like, whatever, whatever, Kyle, no one's falling for it. Just be quiet. So she's like, well,

you know, and then my kids and my kids and you know, of course, her kids are modern children. They're like, go for it. Yeah, do it. And then she's like, and that's when I was the proudest ever. When my kids said, go for it. I was the proudest mother. But it's still not really, she still hasn't, there's nothing, it's still a little unclear because she's sort of just alluding again. She's like, she says, it's scary for me to admit to myself. I told my daughters first. This is a big deal. My daughter

said go for it. I'm like, but she's still not outright saying anything. Like it's like where she's leaving it up to us to infer things. And what's annoying is that like she literally just then kind of almost made us try to try to make us feel guilty for inferring things. She's like, I wasn't, oh no, that wasn't me. It was only until you said it that I started thinking about it, but it wasn't me. So it's like... Well, the thing that's so infuriating, and I already talked about this on the most recent Crappie Hour for people who are getting this as a repeat, sorry, but it's important to this conversation. Kyle just did a interview where she was saying, you know, in the LGBT community, you're not supposed to ask people about their sexuality. That is something that they have a right to come upon

that discussion by themselves and this and that. Okay, Kyle, but you know, to use this and make yourself a whole victim and try and drag the LGBT community into it and all of that is just not fair. It's not cool. And a closeted person and everything that you're dealing with is one thing, but you're purposely coming on TV and making people question you and using a somewhat semi

celebrity to do it to get you clicks and points. And it's just gross. It's gross. You're purposely doing it. And then you're making everybody else into a homophobe for asking you about it. That's not cool. Like fuck off. Like there's real homophobia and real shit that people are dealing with without you making it some shallow, stupid story length, your little housewife show because you don't have anything going on. Quiet down over there. Quiet down. So anyway, they give focus on myself. And you know, all that usual stuff and then

Dorit walks over she's like hello and I was like thank God for Dorit with her big compact disc head right now. Kyle's just trying to lay the groundwork for her victim story head and Dorit's like hello got a record on the head. So she comes over and Kyle's just looking around like licking her lips like, ah, I mean, I so they are kiss and Doreen's like, so is that a weapon? And they're, you know, joking about each other's clothes and stuff. So then, Baz and Amanda walk over to everybody's basically gathering now, right? So they're like, we join in. And Boss just takes that huge dress and plops herself down. Yes.

Just plops down in the middle of everybody. So then Doreet's looking at her phone, Kyle's looking around, and everybody's like, this is awkward, you know? Really, really awkward. And Garcelle's like, you can cut the tension with a knife. So then Sutton and Garcelle go up to get a drink and stuff. And now it's time to have a talk.

Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Yeah, don't dawn. Well, first Kathy, it's awkward. What'd you say? First Kathy arrives, and she arrives in like a moomoomoo from the 70s. I'm not sure why that's surreal. Nothing about this is so she gets there. And then she goes up to the table and those is like, how are you on those and Kathy's like, Oh, I know exactly who you are. I'm thrilled to meet you, boss. And then it's like, those bills. No, it's the boss. If I know it's Bose, but she's the boss, boss and Bose is like, that's fine. She's saying the boss.

I'll take it. I will be the boss. Yeah. So then, um, let's see. So it's so hot. Cathy's like, Oh my God. All right. Well, now that I've had that little boss banter, I'm hot. I gotta take these extensions out. So then she just starts pulling out her extensions and she's like, Oh, get them out, get them out, get? I'm hot. I gotta take these extensions out. So then she just starts pulling out her extensions. And she's like, Oh, get them out, get them out, get them off of me. She's like, just pulling them out and everything.

And Bob's just like, is she? Are you taking that out of your head? She's like, I can't breathe. Otherwise, I'm gonna have to change this. I just need to get them out. And so this lady is just staring at her like what the hell she says, we're in a ball sister, and you're just going to take out these extensions out of your head, your own head. She's like, even if my wig had fallen halfway to the side, I'd be sitting here like this holding it up. But like, for me

to take it off and sit it on a chair, and then we see a shot of the extensions piled up on the little chair. She's like, she goes, when I say that I've never seen that in my life, I have never seen that in my life. So then Sutton gives a speech about you know, I'm just everybody I just want you to know I'm rich, very, very rich. Okay, now here's somebody named Yela. Let's see what she's going to be for us. Okay. And it's a performer named yellow

cat, which Sutton just knows her so well, she can be like, here's my friend Yella. Hey, get up there, Yella. Last name Cat. So Yella Cat gets up there and she's like, hi everybody. I'd like to sing a Morgan Wade single. My pussy's on fire. She's like, power of the pussy.

Girl, you gotta be choosy. Super power pussy. That's right. Erica's like, yeah, this is what you call lyrics. Hello. Erica is one of those when anybody else performs. She literally has to be in the front yelling back at them. I'm a performer too. I got a song about pussy too girl. One jam of my favorite lyrics. Pussy in the python.

Smug the song Erica. Yeah, I do like something. I mean, do I get irritated with this woman and want to smack the shit out of her? Yes. However, she has great parties and that's good enough for me for a friendship. So I was like, I, I'm actually speechless. That's more power the pussy song. And then let's see Kathy's loving it. That's more power the pussy song. And then let's see Kathy's loving it. She's like raising her arms like,

yeah, it's power of the pussy. So now it's time for the talk Kyle comes up to Dreech like, do you have a minute? Maybe we could have a talk. So they go to have a talk and Dreech just sits down and goes, coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil coil because I just want to remind you, even though you're going to divorce, I'm going to do something too, which is that you said something sort of mean about me at BravoCon. So I think it's kind of like the same thing. So anyway, we both have a lot of work to do. She did nothing to you, unfortunately, for you.

I'm sorry, but we all have a TV. She got upset that you just stopped calling her and blew her off the minute you started dating Morgan or hanging out with Morgan. And you said it's because Dorit didn't like to hike and now you were healthy. And then when she said you were hurting her feelings, now you're trying to turn it on her after you've completely ditched her for now.

What, over a year? And now you're just like, I know that we're both hurt and we both have feelings. No, this is all on you, sorry. So Dorit's like, well, you saying something on Ibsen live was the proverbial straw that broke the Camille's back. And I've finally had enough. I've had enough of feeling like I'm tossed around like a salad,

not eaten by PK, even though someone put evidence into that, and used whenever you want to, and thrown away. How do you say that? How can you say that? Because I'm made to feel like I have to reevaluate whether we're friends. So well, if you're gonna only be aggressive and not be open, and your aggressive, aggressive, ignore and friend dumper. Yeah, stop. Okay, you know what I'm having this because it's like, I don't want to hear it Kyle, but I'm having this conversation Dereed because if I hope to get to the other side of this, she said, well, let's try to start because it's gonna take some time Kyle, we're gonna have to start being very, very

honest. Okay, well, I need you to listen now. Okay, I need you to. PK said full blown alcoholic. I just want to add that. Go on. Why are you acting like this? She's like, I'm feeling kind of feedback. She's because I'm explaining myself. You're not explaining yourself. You're immediately making this you did nothing wrong. So let's just move past it. Yes, not explaining yourself. And I love that Doreen. It's like no, she's

like, I thought we were gonna be honest. Okay, let's be really honest. And let's really talk about real stuff. And she's like, you're literally not even acting like you right now. Like I don't even know what's going on with you. She's like, because I'm not putting up with your shit anymore. I'm not I'm not doing it. And then Kyle just turns like to the cameras and makes a face like, Oh, really? Yeah, you better buckle in because nobody gives a shit anymore. Kyle, I'm so excited.

Yeah, I cannot believe how bad of a friend Kyle is right now. Like a she downgrades the friendship, but even if she hadn't done it, regardless, put that to the side. This is still your friend is going through a divorce. And your first thing is a text PK. And then when you talk to your friend for the first time since this news come out comes out saying, I'm sorry about your divorce, but we're both going through things like, you know what? She is so shitty. It is wild. It really is. But you know, fun to gotta say so

fun. So that was the first episode really good times. Thanks everybody for being here during this very special two part episode. We'll be back tomorrow. later today or tomorrow. Who knows with some Real Housewives of New York and also Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and a bonus episode still for the week. So we'll be back soon. We'll talk to you guys next time. Thanks. Love you guys. Bye. Watch what crap ins would like to thank its premium sponsors

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