Watch What Crappens - #2631 RHOC S18E19 Reunion 3 Part One: For Whom The Bellino Tolls

Episode Date: November 22, 2024

This is part one of a two-part recapThe Real Housewives of Orange County wraps up a tremendous season with a tumultuous confrontation between Shannon and Alexis.  Then, an unlikely but totally predictable development on the Tamra front. Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watch Your Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello and welcome to watch what crap is a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today on this wicked premiere day. It's Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie. How are you? I'm good.

Yeah, you sound a little low. I am low. I'm blue. I am low, you know, here's what happened. I moved back to LA. I was like, I can't wait to be around my gay gay friends. So I get here, I'm like, hey, does any gay person wanna go see Wicked?

No, not even the girls will go. I mean, what the hell? I told them, screw you guys. I'm gonna go alone alone like a loser and then I'm going to go talk to other gays who will do wicked things with me. And then one of them is like, well, at least it's not frozen because fuck that. You don't like frozen too? Who are we? Who are we? Like, I'm burning it down. I'm burning it all down. Fuck those people. You're no longer my friends. Okay. I'm going to go see Elphaba on her journey. Yeah, well, Ronnie, I'm really upset for you.

I would see it with you, except I just don't have time. I'm going to the East Coast on Sunday, and I don't have time between now and Sunday to see Wicked. It's okay, I don't want pity Wicked. Pity Wicked. That's what Laura said on Sexy Neek Podcast. She was, I just saw a clip of her, which everyone should go listen to because we love Lars and Carrie, but, um, she just had a clip up where she was like, I talked so much shit about wicked that no one

invited me to go see wicked. And don't people realize when me talking shit about wicked means I desperately want to go see wicked. You should actually reach out to Lars. I can reach out to her. Yeah, reach out to Lars. I haven't talked to her in a while. Yeah, we needed a little date. Oh my God. I haven't even seen her. I haven't seen her since pre-pandemic. I don't even like you. What if she doesn't even like me now? I don't know. Maybe not. But whatever. I say just reach out to her and I'm going to have the biggest FOMO of you two go and see Wicked and I'm left out. I'm so mad already at this theoretical plan. Oh my gosh.

Well, we had friends giving at Ben's house last night and it was amazing. It was so good. You guys, Ben is the new Ina. I can't believe how far you've come with that cooking. It's gorgeous. That is photo-worthy shit right there that you did. I took pictures of you dressing that turkey.

Oh good, cause I forgot to take any photos. You were like one of these guys on the OC, like doing people's hair and stuff, except pictures of you dressing that turkey. Oh good, cause I forgot to take any photos. You were like one of these gays on the OC, like doing people's hair and stuff, except your housewife was a turkey. I make so many funny faces when I cut into a turkey. Anytime people show me pictures of me cutting into turkey, I do these things, I curl my lower lip down, and I'm like, why?

My concentration face is wild. And so I'm excited to see what my, what sort of distorted faces I made cutting that turkey. Yeah. I was really good angles because you know, there are so many people there and I don't want to be like, move trying to get an angle. Cause I want so nice, you know,

yeah. Well, I was, well I did tell someone to fuck off at the end of the night, but he told me guys, I made some chocolate pecan pie, but I suggest you only have a tiny, tiny little sliver. And I was like, fuck off, don't tell me what to do. So don't get between me and a pie. I was like, God, that was so violent. I was driving home and I was like,

why'd you get so violent? But then I thought, because he tried to get in between me and a pie. He's lucky he's a damn hand. You were 100% valid in your feelings. And everyone was very amused. No, um, and you made some great mac and cheese. Ronnie is the mac and cheese master. And you know what really makes me upset? Ronnie, at the end of the night,

I was so full. I didn't even want to deal with gathering things together. And I think I forgot to save a little portion of your mac and cheese for myself. And I'm really upset about it. Yeah. Cause I was just, I don't know if you saw, I was like standing. I was, I also was like, I just want for myself. And I'm really upset about it. Oh, boo. Come on. Yeah. Because I was just, I don't know if you saw, I was like standing. I also was like, I just want everyone to go. I'm so full.

I'm so full. My least favorite part about Friendsgiving is the divvying up with the leftovers at the end because it takes a very long time. And at that point, I'm so full. I don't even want to look at the food. I don't want to consider what I'm going to eat. I just want to flop down somewhere. So I'm like, whatever. You guys just take all the food. And then the next consider what I'm going to eat. I just want to flop down somewhere. Yeah.

So I'm like, whatever, you guys just take all the food. And then the next day I'm like, but I forgot to pack up the mac and cheese. Yeah, I regretted a lot of it because I didn't take anything. I took a biscuit, but of course I didn't even make it in the car ride. I ate the whole thing in two seconds.

But yeah, that was great. Today is the end. We'll probably talk about that Thanksgiving food and probably some Black Friday shopping on Amazon. That's starting. So maybe we'll do that for the bonus, which will be coming up after this. Yes, please. But for right now, it's the end of an era.

It's Real Housewives of Orange County, reunion part three, the very end of season 18, episode 20. Great season. Great season. You know, big shockers at the end. And not really, but they tried, they tried to sell it. I was like, you don't need this.

You don't need this big shocker. It was good how it was still like, but Shannon to sob one more time. I was like, but she did sob at the end. It ended with her sobbing. They're like, no, we need Shannon to sob again. Okay. Yeah.

It was a very good final episode for the season. So we see all sorts of stuff and Andy, they'd say, no, I didn't give him any of the clues. So he turned into Todd. What happened to Andy? He turned into Todd from Salt Lake City. By the way, oh wait, I have to say one thing. Last night, this has nothing to do with Orange County, but it has to do with Salt Lake City since I just invoked it.

Last night as I was full and getting into bed, I don't know, someone, maybe it was Joe Gunn on Twitter, He tweeted something about Brittany Brittany Bateman from Salt Lake City and I like went down a Brittany Bateman hole because you had mentioned like oh I saw her saying And she's really good. So I was like, I want to see you're singing. I found a video that she had posted that had 200 views two or four subscribers and It was Brittany as Pocahontas And it was Britney as Pocahontas, singing Colors of the Wind. And on a song.

It was a beautiful song. Is it problematic? Is it problematic? Sure, but you know. Hey, same writer. Steven Schwartz hits again. It's a big one for Steven Schwartz. He's really good with those ballads.

He is really good. The rest of the songs, not great, I have to say, but he's good with those soaring ballads, for sure. I have to say, there's something about seeing Brittany in like a bit like dress, sort of like stereotypical indigenous person, like with like a buckskin kind of dress and the long black wig and the little feather in the hair.

I was like, of course. Yeah. Of course. This is like Brittany Bateman as Pocahontas. I was like, what is this world? This is amazing. Colors of the wind.ontas. I was like, what is this world? This is amazing. She's very like, colors of the wind.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I'm sorry, everybody. John has returned to me, everybody. It's official. John took me to Costco and we are now official. Okay, back to the song. Have you ever seen the wolf cry at the blue corn moon? No, seriously, have you? Because I haven't I wasn't invited. Have you ever seen an Osmond in a Costco with a ring?

Yeah, Brittany, just look up Brittany Miss Saigon. That's her Miss Saigon. Yeah, I watched that was really good. That was fine. It was good. Yeah, Pocahontas. I really recommend it. Yeah. You know, I've been a Stephen Schwartz star before. I don't know if you knew this about me, but I played the role of Adam in Children of Eden in Austin, Texas, and it was a banger. I mean, it was pretty good.

I got to sing one of his soaring monologues, and nailed it. I was a very bad actor though, because I had to be serious. I saw Stephen Schwartz actually perform Colors of the Wind, because his daughter, I went to school with his daughter, and so he came to the school and he played it on a piano. Well, I will be playing. Really? That's actually pretty amazing. It's amazing, and of course I was like, ugh. You know, not, I mean, I'm friends, I mean, like, it wasn't like,

I'm not saying, ugh, to Stephen Schwartz, but I'm just like, I want to do something else right now. Meanwhile, it's like, you know, nature. No one loves when someone comes in and starts playing the piano. And I am one of the people who's learned how to play the piano, and I don't even put my friends through that, you know?

I'm not gonna do that to you guys. Okay, you know what, we need to do this because we're here for, we're Housewives of Orange County. We're nine minutes in, like we're acting like it's over. Okay, it's not over. Every single person in this cast has come up to me saying I could never do what you're doing right now. Which is where very tight Spanx.

Andy, I am in pain, honestly. Please, can we wrap this up? Filming in this situation with Alexis Smellino. And Alexis is like, well, you know what, Shannon? It's not easier for me to be in here. It's just like, you did it, but you're the one who came here. It's like, well, so did you.

You could have easily not signed your contract. Fuck off, Alexis. I know. Who's not gonna sign their contract because you're coming to work. You're like a five minute housewife anyway, get out of here. And so Shannon's like, this is my job. I've been here for 10 years, Alexis.

And that's when Alexis is like, oh, well, I've been on TV for 15 years and five different shows, including Below Deck, including Say Yes to a Dress, including a gas pump at your local Shell station. Including wicked tuna. You are not a wicked tuna. John used to watch that. Well, I stood in front of the TV while John watched it

and I said, I'm a tuna. Do not try to catch me. Defying gravity. Okay, it's not about tuna fish. Sing wicked. Sit down, Alexis. Andy, let me just say no good deed goes unpunished. So Shannon's like, oh, so you're a TV star.

Well, that's right. In case you may have noticed that self-checkout and Target, they always put me up on the TVs. That's the security monitor and everyone's on those. Still counts. I've been on television for 15 years. televisions. Frasier Crane. Sit down, Alexis. Sit your ass down. So then Senegos.

Oh, Heather, let's pull up our IMDb. And Heather's like, let's not throw shade at the IMDb. IMDb is actually producing television programs now, and I'm hoping to book one, so let's be very nice to the organization. But just so we're all clear, that was actress Heather Dubrow showing that she has comedic range. Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Welcome to Happy's place. We call that a back call. So Shannon's like, oh God. So Alex is like, you are so bitter to Shannon. Alex says, I don't want to talk about you anymore. You're so bitter. You're so bitter. Alex says, I don't want to talk about you anymore.

Get married. Congratulations. You guys are perfect for each other. You know what? Stop talking about me. You're obsessed with John. No one is obsessed with John, you weirdo, except you. And you're the first and last person

to be obsessed with John, okay? And Shannon's like, I do not talk about you. She goes, oh, then why does his name ever come out of your mouth? You don't need to talk about him. And Andy's like, well, if he's suing her, I don't know why. Oh, yeah, well, she said his teeth and his bad knees,

that he can't walk upstairs. And then he like, she, and, she said his teeth and his bad knees, that he can't walk upstairs. And then she zooms in on his shoes, like, get over us. Like, move on. And she's like, oh, no, no, they said that all they said is that he has a bigger smile, and it was because of his new teeth. And then we see the new teeth, at which point Emily goes, new teeth!

I got new teeth too In my head, now my head beats tacos out of my purse. No, I'm eating tacos out of my purse. This just in my hip is a lawyer had to pass the bar way faster than Shane ever did. New legal app. So Alexis is like, well, maybe he's smiling because he's finally happy. Maybe that's why and Shannon's like, Oh my god, I can't, I can't, I can't, I cannot. All right, Shannon Hayden from the sewer says,

Shannon, real well. Well, good to see you got out for a little bit of light. Says Shannon, you said the most important thing to John is people think he's a good guy. How do you think he coached Alexis into creating that narrative? Well, I would like Gina to answer that question because she said she talked to Alexis and said, I have my own relationship with John and he didn't speak very kindly to me at this party. Could you please show the footage of John cursing off Geno one more time, just for old times sake. And then we see the flashback of John dancing going,

who the fuck does she think she is? Shannon being like, okay, sweetie, okay, be quiet. Mama will get you a new pair of shoes. I need you to smile more, John. Would you like some new teeth? Vicki's like, I'm not doing it again. I'm not doing smile more, John. Would you like some new teeth? Vicki's like, I'm not doing it again. I'm not doing it again. Okay.

Never again. Never again. Never again. Buy your own teeth, John. Good job. So then we, now it's time for some unseen footage where I guess Gina was talking to Alexis about this time when John said that.

And Alexis is like, you know what, Gina, even though I wasn't there yet, like he had not eaten at all that day. And he was like very hungry. And Gina's like, no, what, Gina, even though I wasn't there yet, like he had not eaten at all that day and he was like very hungry. And Gina's like, no, but there's always someone out there protecting this man and saying how important he is. Well, well, maybe that's because he's a good fucking guy. You ever think about that? Of all the rumors we've heard of John Jansen on this show,

we've heard of him drunk, being dragged off of a golf course. We've heard him multiple. I mean, I could sit here for days. Not one single rumor was John Janssen is a good guy. Nobody has ever said that except you. And Shannon, when she was still under the spell of Al Gore, when she still thought that one of those hanging chads might turn and Al had a chance at the presidency, maybe. But that's just over, Alexis.

Nobody's ever said that before. Yeah. So we come back and Alexis is like, you know, when I first got with Jian, like Shannon, there were like so many negative things being said about him. And like I Googled his name, but like once I fell in love, I like Googled him and like all the negative things that you lied about, like they all like came out and she was like, well, I never, I never said anything. I cried some things, but I never said anything. It's just, well, ask him. Well, John's a fucking liar.

So why would we ask John anything anyway? And Shannon's like, in fact, I, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got, I defended John. I defended John. And so we see a flashback to last season's reunion where Shannon's wig was about to walk away from her for one thing, yikes, that hair. And Heather was like,

well, when Emily said he called you a pig and said you were fat, and Shannon's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, let me just say he would wake up. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. And Heather's like, may I finish? May I finish? He would call her a pig. My turn. My turn.

Still me. Still me. I love her. Still me. My turn. My turn. Still me. Still me. I love her. Still me. My turn. My turn. Well, when we sat together and then Andy's like, well, yeah, yeah, you did stand up for him.

Yeah. And Gene is like, yeah, you've always standed up for him. Always. I'm sorry. I'm just thinking about how I'm going to have to spend the next nine months randomly going, my turn. My turn. You've had your turn. Quit talking. Still me. So, yeah, they were like, yeah, Shannon, you spent all of last season actually defending John. And and Andy's like, yeah, she was defending him to the death.

And when the other women were saying, this isn't good, you shouldn't be in. And Andy's like, yeah, she was defending him to the death. And when the other women were saying, this isn't good, you shouldn't be in. And like, it seemed like if you would forgive him that you confided in things in all of them about your relationship. I'm sorry, if you'll forgive me, it seems like you confided things about your relationship

to all the women that you didn't want on the show. Is that correct? Well, the only thing that I confided with all these women is that I had an unhealthy relationship with buying Ferragamo shoes for John Jansen. Couldn't stop doing it. Yeah, all I said was that I buy him things and I have the receipts I have. Persons and purses full of receipts on paper, which is the only receipts to count. And she's like...

She's like, does anyone need me? I heard my buzzword. Does anyone need me to finish the phrase? And then what else, what else? Oh, and then you say, Alexis, oh, I keep getting shit on. How did you get shit on? How did I shit on you, Alexis? Now, not literally,

because I probably did shit on some people in this season. We all know that I've had a rough season with my poo poo. Are we gonna have a segment about my poo poo? It's been years. We need to discuss it. Shannon, Shannon, this isn't about me, okay? I'm in the middle of this because of the liais, you keep on continuing, okay?

I don't understand what her lies are. Listen here, sister, I'm a lawyer. I wanna talk to her, Emily, you need to butt out. She's like, really? Cause you get to butt in all the time with your not size 12 butts. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. Okay, okay, hold on.

Well, I'd like to speak to her. Well, I need to speak with Shannon alone. He's like, I need to speak with her, it's kind of my job. She's like, well, we did have forensic accounting and you did not pay for everything, Shannon. We had the numbers, so if you'd like to bring yours, I have the numbers, Shannon. I have the numbers.

Oh, well then I will compare my numbers with John's numbers. I have the numbers though of every year, the 365 days, like me had to do it. It's like, Jesus, like the lines. Yeah, Alexis, he's not really interested in suing Shannon for a second time, even though she had nothing to do with the first time, even though there's proof that she did.

And she has no desire to sue her for the second time, even though she's collecting evidence for 365 days and hiring forensic accountants with John. You fucking liar, Alexis, just go away. You sad fucking woman. I can't wait to watch you just fade the fuck out. I don't mean death. I mean a nice long life in Orange County

is being ignored, okay? And I hope they keep checking in on you every 10 years and you're in a smaller and smaller house and your wigs get cheaper and cheaper until you're just all shriveled up and you got nothing left. You've got the worst karma of anybody I've ever seen. And that's saying something. It's been a rough few months over here. Fuck off, lady. And then when you walk into Trader Joe's with your hair all tangled up and people look at

you, they'll say, that woman there, you know, she used to be a trampoline park owner. Definitely. Yeah, I also love how she's saying like, yeah, I don't want to be in the middle of the Shannon. And then she's like, I have all the numbers. You actually have you deeply want to be in the middle of it. And I, I, okay, I, I love to blame the man for everything. And I completely blame John Jansen for this whole thing. But like the fact that it did not become litigious until Alexis came into the picture,

makes me do a little side eye towards her a bit, I have to say. And then later on when John jumping way, way ahead, when John saying like, he only will show these incriminating videos to Shannon, the only personal show and Alexis pipes in and goes, and only if I'm in the room. I'm like, I think we all know who that like Alexis is like behind closed doors. She's like, you know what, Gianni Janssen, I don't like the

way that she's talking about you. And I think that like you need to sue her. You should sue her because it's not right, John. I think that she is a voice in his ear. I want to put all of, I would do put like 99% of the blame on him, but I think that Alexis should not be discounted in this situation. Yeah, ultimately the blame is him because it's him doing it. But it's her, you know, for her to be like,

what, this is crazy, I just happened to come back on your show and happened to start dating your guy and happened to start attacking you. You know, like even if she's saying that Tamara didn't bring her on the show or whatever they're going with that, which we find out the truth today, start attacking it. You know, like even if she's saying that Tamara didn't bring her on the show or whatever they're going with that, which we find out the truth today,

which is even weirder, or I wouldn't call it the truth, but we find out that Emily, Tamara's like, you're the one who brought her on the show, and Emily's like, no, I regret it. So that's coming up later. But no matter what it was, she still was like, oh, that guy used to date Shannon from Real Housewives

and I'm meeting him inside the Quiet Woman. I'm totally gonna date that guy to try and get back on the show. You're just so transparent, you know? Like a kid. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial. I'm Lindsey Graham, host of Wondry Show American Scandal.

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And so Andy's like, well then why didn't he just work for more? $350,000, he lives in a shoe box. What, 350 on what? Where's your receipts miss? I've got bags and bags of receipts. Go ahead. You've been doing forensic accounting for 365 days.

Where is it? Yeah. And the Lexus is like, well, he only wants the loan back. He's not gonna try to go tit for tat for what he bought. This is the definition of tit for tat. Did she mention that? Did she mention that? He wants his tits back. Okay, give him those.

Yeah, you cannot say he wants money back for plastic surgery and say it's not literally tit for tat. He bought her tits and offered to buy her tats. So Gina's like, so why didn't he take the offer? And Sharon's like, well, when I offered him the money, like, why didn't you take it? And Alexis is like, well, you did not, first of all, you didn't offer it. That's like another, another lie that you're doing. Everyone's like, what are you talking about, Alexis?

It's absolutely not making any sense. And Emily's like, how does that another lie? She offered the full amount? I'm a lawyer. And Alexis is like, no, you offered 15,000 with a three, something like it was a three year payment plan. And Shannon's, Emily just starts yelling across the room, loans are paid back in payment plans.

I got no other, I never talk about it. It's such a ridiculous thing for Alexis to state that even Katie powers on for a moment and goes, are all loans paid back in payment plans in a legal system? Okay, back to golf. And Jen's like, I don't know. I don't know because no one's paying me back on loans. So what do I know? They're just in their own corner. They're like the storm has passed for them and

now they can just enjoy it. So funny to me. And the thing is she never even tries, you know, she's just like, yeah, she's great. She's me back. I'll tell you what, if I ever got a payment plan, I'd say thank you so much. Being a plan. Thank you. Jen is, Jen is wonderful. I feel like, well, when the crappies come around, obviously it's the public is gonna win-o down the group.

But I feel like Jen is gonna get a Bravo Liberty of the Year nomination. I hope so. Yeah. Then I'm not saying I'm gonna influence the vote, but people, you should vote for her. You're an influencer. I'll give you $10 to talk about my coffee. My Starbucks that I just made, my Ronnie Bucks that I just made.

Why am I unpacking Amazon packages while we're recording? I'm so sorry. You know, have you ever heard the term, if you see it, you'll eat it? That's true, by the way. I did learn that. I'm sorry to bring up Weight Watchers again. I won't talk about it at length, but that just means if you have food, don't leave it on your counter. If you have candy and you leave it on the counter, you're going to eat it.

You're going to see it and you're going to eat it. So I have an Amazon package on my desk and I'm eating it. No, I'm unpacking it. Okay. Point is, if a tree falls in the woods, who's going to open my Amazon packages for me? If a... And an even larger question is, have you ever seen a wolf cry at the blue corner? I love that fucking song.

God is awesome. Okay, so Emily, shit, I'm gonna have to fool around. And Shannon's like, why don't you look at the emails? Apparently you're a business. Oh, I'm sorry, were you too busy shooting television shows for 15 years?

You fucking liar. Flippin', I'm sorry, I meant to say flippin'. That's my word, I never say the F word. To me, the F word is flippin'. All right, well Alexis, Charmin from Paper Towel says, when you posted your engagement announcement on social media, there was a photo that appeared to have lemons

in a bowl in the background. And then John seemed to be wearing Ferragamos. And there was a big banner in the background that said, fuck Shannon Bedor. Why would you go out of your way to be so petty and take a dig at Shannon? And then we see a flashback, don't eat, don't eat, don't eat, don't. And it's Shannon going, David, David, David, there are lemons in the refrigerator, Shannon. And then we see a flashback. Don't eat, don't eat, don't eat, don't.

And it's Shannon going, David, David, David, there are lemons in the refrigerator, David. Why can't I use these lemons from the bowl? Those are Feng Shui lemons, David. There need to be nine lemons in there at all times. Why are you running? Why are you running? Why are you running towards that blonde woman? David, get back here and put that woman back.

Alexis is like, I don't even know what the lemons even mean. Like he's got like five to 10 Fiori gamos. Like I don't see what the big deal is to be out of any of this. So Shannon's like, well, he should buy some new shoes. And by the way, Heather, they were not on sale. They were like $895. She's like, I still me. It was my interview. I just Googled it. My turn. Still me, it was my interview, I just Googled it. My turn. My turn, may I say, may I respond now? Is it my turn to respond?

My turn, I Googled it, that was the price, still me, of when I looked at it. And then Alexis is like, but Shannon, I bought him $800 shoes too, and I don't sit there and talk about what I bought from, you just did, first of all. And second of all, why is everybody buying John $1,000 shoes? And you guys don't sit there and talk about what I bought from you just did first of all and second of all why is everybody buying John thousand dollar shoes and you guys thank you wrong with this fuck the style it's disgusting the point is it's not about like that Shannon's

bragging about this the she is supporting her case that she bought a lot of shit for John and then when John buys something for her he all of a sudden wants the money back and it's tacky and gross. How stupid is Alexis to say that on national TV when you know Jim Bolino standing over there with a little notebook in his hand, like, oh, she spent $800 on shoes for John, did she? But Mark, Mark, yeah, I hope he takes that to court and gets some of her money taken away.

Alexis is like, I bought him $800 shoes and the kid he goes, they weren't on sale. Really? Well, he didn't even know what Faragamo was before he met me. He said the Hulk makes shoes. I said, no, that's blue for bring it up. God damn it. Also, Shannon really needs to stop with the lemons because I think they're calling the wrong things into her life. Mike, she's creatively visualizing this perfect feng shui,

but you're using lemons as an example, and you've dated two now, okay? Let's just get the lemons out. I think the feng shui is not working. I think someone put it in upside down. Is it feng or feng? I never know. I don't know. Fen, I think it's actually fen.

Is it fen? Fen? Oh, God. Fen shui? I don't know. Either way, whatever. I think it's actually Fenn. Is it Fenn? Fenn? I don't know. Either way, whatever it is, it's not working out. It's probably like Phil Schwae. I'm like, oh god. She crossed the wires a little bit. You need to, what you gotta do is it's like a car battery.

You gotta put one cable into this side and the one cable into that side. If you do it the wrong way, you'll get a spark and explode. And she just plugged it in all wrong. So she has to take it down and redo it because it's all out of order. Is your dump truck here, Ronnie? Ronnie is expecting a dump truck. Just another, just a normal day.

Ronnie is expecting a visual metaphor, a visual metaphor of Alexis Blino to arrive anytime. That's why I keep talking about taking out the trash and using Alexis. It's a, yeah, it's an actual dump truck. So I don't know, people are moving cars. I hear beeping, I hear things, I don't know. So let's see. So then she's like, oh, really? Well, where's the $10,000 necklace in the Louis Vuitton?

She's not scrutinizing. And she's like, he did not buy me a $10,000 necklace. How dare you? She's like, uh-huh, we have it in the account. We have it, we have it. I hate being put in the middle of this, which is why I'm saying we, because it's my account too. I know.

We have it. We have it. He gave me a shitty necklace from something called the Prism Collection. I don't even know what that is. Sandy is like, You're welcome. This is Lisa Farla. You're welcome for the gift. Okay? Alright, well Alphaba from Oz says,

Heather, last year you threw John, you threw John, just wanted to be in the spotlight. Do you still feel, or you said that John just wanted to be in the spotlight. Do you still feel that way since he is again dating someone on camera? My turn, my turn. Excuse me, I'm still speaking.

Well, do I think that he wants to be in the spotlight? Was that your question? Is that the question? Do we have that clear? Yes. My turn, I'm speaking please. Okay, you have the floor. Yes, I do think that he wants to be in the spotlight.

Thank you for asking and finally letting me answer. All right, well, we interviewed John and Alexis this season and I want to share his thoughts on a couple of these topics. Here's what John had to say about his relationship with Alexis. And then we see them sitting there. She is dressed like Lady Bird Johnson and he is there like in midlife crisis outfit.

So he's like a hundred is 100% sitting there like, I'm here to support my husband, the president, against these horrible allegations. So he's like, I want everyone to know our relationship is real. It happened organically. I saw her giant boobs and I just wanted to motorboat her all night long.

As someone who owns a boat, it was nice to actually be the boat. I saw her completely non-organic everything, but the love happened organically, okay? And he was like, and I was single. I was single a year before we met. And Shannon was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

I'm sorry, I don't have a paper bag to breathe into, so I'm just gonna use Gina's dress, Gina. Oh my God, is this polyurethane? I can't, I can't have a paper bag to breathe into, so I'm just going to use Gina's dress. Gina! Oh my god, is this polyurethane? I can't. I can't. Does anybody have something I can breathe into? Too many toxins from Gina's dress. Oh god.

Oh god, Gina, I'm just going to clutch your hand until it turns blue. Am I growing polyester out of my ears? Gina, get that away from me! So we go back to the video and it's Alexis being like, you know, although other people have other things to say, we know the truth. The truth is out there. Just follow, do your research. So, then John is like, and we weren't looking. I wasn't looking either. I just wanted to be single. And then I just saw two very big round plump orbs bouncing around and the quiet woman. And I said, the search is over. You're

with me all along. I thought there's a woman who will probably go to two churches with me instead of just one. Let's make this happen. Never forget that. Oh, we go to two churches now. That's right. We go to service at his and then we go to service at mine too. Oh, yeah. We're super good Christians. Yeah. Because like one was like the rock and roll church, right?

Well there's a- So Jesus see that they need two churches. They're that much better than everybody else. These last several months with Alexis have taught me if we can make it through all of the chaos and negativity that people are throwing at us, we can still motorboat. Wow. Well, that's exciting because he told me that too. Well, he didn't say motorboat. Wow, well that's exciting because he told me that too. Well, he didn't say motorboat, he said I can paddle

if I really wanted to, so that's great. She upgraded to a motorboat. This is not hilarious. Dying slowly over here. If anybody wants to see an incredible shrinking woman, she's over here. If anyone wants to find out about the ending of Wicked, here I am,

melting in water. Just drop a house on me too. Why don't you do all the things you do to the witches? Just I'll take it. Oh, what? Are we going to move the house once you see my shoes? Are we? No. Once you see my shoes? Will you be selling my shoes? Hell, we might as well start calling Alexis Dorothy because apparently she likes to steal shoes and use them for her own purposes. Loves to hang around with a little bitch. Tell Toto hi. That slut took a tin band on a scarecrow.

So Andy's like, so there's a narrative online that you were dating John to get back on the show. And she was like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Well, you know, I'm in the middle of that, but still, you know, I have internet. It's our internet, and Johnny J's. We have the same internet. And Johnny was like, wow, John was texting me.

He loved me two months before he met you. And then we see a text from John Jansen to Shinoni Bononi Bedori of 919, 2023. And it says, I'm sorry I've upset you, not my intent. I hope you can get some rest and I'll see you plenty tomorrow. I love you greater than, less than three, which means heart.

I love you less than 3% of my heart. Knowing him, he put that in there, So it could be like, it says less than three Shannon. Or he's saying, tomorrow, you get to eat a number three. Little Pac-Man. I've got a number three in my purse. Oh, Jesus Christ. How many tacos can that woman fit in one bag? No three.

So Andy is like, he's like, well, so you said he was single for years. That was, is that what he said? And Alexis is like, you know, he admitted it. And by the way, like being friends with benefits, like that's okay. Like you were a friend with benefits. It's feeling I'm like, okay with that. Like my benefit is that I have free access to trampoline parks. Wait, you were single for a year. And Alexis like friends with

benefits, just move on from a she and just move on. She got back together, didn't we just who cares Shannon, nothing matters except for November eight 18th. And I was like, there were a relationship for five years. You can't say they were friends with benefits under five years. They weren't lawyers. I mean, I'm a lawyer. You're not in a relationship for five years, okay? He broke up with you, like, I think,

like within the first six months of you guys dating, and it's just all been a fiscata ever since then. That's what he told me. Gina's like, no, he was like texting her, I love you. It's just, well, I asked him the day because I knew you were gonna see this. And Gina's like, wait, how do you know everything that happened before you were there?

And she's like, well, he broke up with you the day after Thanksgiving 2022. So, God, also a classy guy. I love that Alexis keeps thinking she's bringing all this evidence. I also bought him $1,000 shoes. Also, he dumped you the day after Thanksgiving. Is this supposed to be making him look better?

You're just making him look more and more shitty. I know. Shitty, shitty, or whatever. And then Gina's like, oh, you're a time traveler. She's a time traveler. I'm like, well, that doesn't really make sense, but that's fine. Could you go back and ask me to change

my confessional dress from this season? Actually, probably three of them. I would appreciate that. Wow, where we're going, we don't even need roads because we are time traveling. Actually, with this group, it's probably good we don't need roads. Shannon, you drunk drove the time machine.

How'd we end up here? Oh God, now I've got a Scarlet Letter on me. This is ridiculous. Oh God, David Bador is the king of a gambling empire now. David Bador is her biff. If Barney eats one more chip in front of him, hey Shannon, how you doing over there? Honey, I took one of the lemons from the bowls. David Bedor is like, dear, I hate manure.

That's federal horse poop. Isn't that like Biff's big thing? I hate manure. I don't remember. I'm going down a path. What does Barney Rubble have to do with manure? I'm going down a path. really shouldn't be going down a path. We've got work to do. We've got work to do.

So Shannon's like, we got back together in April. And Alexis is like, Andy, Andy, they can all not all three King got on me. This is between us. And I'm not taking a three gang up on okay. I love that. three gang up on okay Bullies Tweedledee and Tweedledum can move away and let me handle it now Emily doesn't even care that she was just called a bully She was you know, what don't you ever call me dumb? I'm a smart bully you dumb bitch When does someone break the news to You're dumb. You're the dumbest girl I've ever seen. I've never met someone as dumb as you in my entire life.

When does someone break the news to Emily that Tweedledum is actually part of, is a proper name? It's not actual D-U-M-B, but the fact that you say that, like, the fact that she projects the dumb onto the Tweedledum is kind of the dumbest thing you can do. I can add a B if I want to. Don't you ever call me a tweedle either while we're at it. I think she was just looking for an excuse to go at Alexis because she said tweedle dumb and it takes a few seconds. Emily's just sitting there and she's like, wait a second, this is a weigh-in.

Don't you ever fucking call me dumb.'ve got a new hip the dumb people get new hips no they stick with their old ones it's called updating for the future you dumb fucking bitch horse what how can I be a dumb how can I be dumb when I have a smart hip I get Bluetooth on this thing on this thing. Stop playing. Stop playing. Not right now. It's hands free.

Oh God, now it's going off again. Please no one say our word. Her hip is just like, the temperature is 85 degrees. Quiet, I didn't ask you. Excuse me, hip, can you please bring me a receipt for John Janssen? I'm sorry. I cannot do that while you're driving. I'm not driving.

Please blow into this. Oh, goddamn it. It's hip to be square. A Bluetooth hip with Siri inside. Commercials. Here comes one right now. Emily's like, you're an idiot. Don't call me dumb. And Shannon goes, oh, you're an idiot. Don't call me dumb.

And she goes, Oh, you are an idiot. You don't even know what a complaint is. And Emily's like, you're the dumbest girl I've ever met. She goes, Oh, what are you going to hit me now? And I'm like, no, I don't want to hit you. She tried to pull what Tamra did before on their vacation. She's just kind of like gaslight violence into it. Oh, okay. Well, you know what? Don't don't hit me.

How you just hit me. She's like, I'm like, didn't even literally hit you. Alexis is so pathetic. She's just coming up with random lies now. I never lie, Andy. I never lie. Alexis is like, I'm not dumb. Okay. I graduated with a degree. Also, B.A.B. C cakes, and I was like, shut up, and she goes, oh, really, where did you grow, where did you graduate from, University of Slut?

Alexis is like, no, I graduated with a degree, so you can shush it, because I have a degree. Oh, actually, sorry, degree deodorant, I own degree deodorant. Same thing though. I wear it in my armpits. And Emily's like, what degree? Because I know a lot of dumb people

with a college education. And Andy's like, what degree? Because I know a lot of dumb people with a college education. And Andy's like, I just want to have Shannon and Alexis respond to this. So Al Gorez, Al Snorez says that he was single for a year. And Shannon's like, right, well, we broke up after Thanksgiving the day after. The day after, that's what I said, Alexis, November 22, that's Alexis, there was turkey served. Well, I just, I don't remember. I don't remember that. I have a degree in post Thanksgiving dates. So don't try to even come for me with this.

Don't do a three person gang on. So then Shannon's like, okay, well, we still did things. We still went on trips together. We did things together. We would go buy Ferragamo shoes together, mainly for him. He would go to Costa Mesa and I would show up and I'd be like, how much do you need, sweetie? And he'd be like, get me five.

And I'm like, okay, this is a gift from me. Don't worry, you never have to pay me back because that's how I am. And then we would have sex afterwards. But not in a relationship, I guess. And she says that they even went to the family feud weekend together. When the OC housewives, but that's serious.

That's really serious. And I'm wondering if this was the trip where she went and took the whole family and they stayed in the London hotel or whatever. But she was like, well. It probably was. Also, by the way, is family feud just destroying relationships

on Bravo? You know, Summer House went on there, Carl and Lindsay done. Vanderpump Rules go on there, Sandoval, Ariana, need I say more? And now we have Shannon and John Jansen. Family Feud is truly living up to its name. All this time we thought it was just this fun show, Steve Harvey. But I would like to see, I would like to do some forensic accounting on all these nameless families that come through and see how many of them are still together.

Because I guarantee you, based on the Bravo track record, all these families have been destroyed by this game show. Well, I think that's definitely a show where you really realize how much you hate the other person. You're like, wow, I always thought he was kind of dumb, but God, he's a fucking idiot. Exactly. Because you know, you know, there's like, when you, when you get to that bonus round and you wind up with only 188 points out of 200, it's like, why did you answer Turkey for the

question of your favorite type of car? Favorite type of car. Exactly. Name an airline. Divorce. Name an airline that you wouldn't want to find yourself on. It's like, Cherry Pie. It's like, what? No, I'm sorry. Can I take that back?

Mustache! Survey says you're a fucking moron. Can't believe you have a wife. Please leave. So a picture of Shannon and John from that weekend. That weekend, it's family feud. Appears on the screen and they look so happy. And comes back to Alexis and she goes, yeah, okay.

But did he ever ask you to be his girlfriend? And they're like, oh my God, what are you, five? Even Tamara is like, what are we in kindergarten? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. And so Alexis, that's a good one. That's a good one. I'm gonna tell my therapist that tomorrow. So Alexis is like, you know what? being kindergarten. And so Alexis, I'm gonna tell my therapist that tomorrow. So Alexis is like, you know what? I broke up with my ex and also we like kept on talking

for like a few months too. So like, because you, cause you do love somebody and like you just don't get over people that fast. You just don't get over it. I mean like free access to a trampoline park. It's hard to give that up. So there is like a breakup time. It doesn't mean you're still together though.

Okay, but they were taking trips together. And they're smiling as a couple. They were going to family for you together. And he's texting her, I love you. I think you were the other woman, Alexis. I think he was kinda doing you both. Yeah. Okay.

I'm sorry, but do you send a text late at night that says, survey says, I love you to someone you're not dating. I don't think so. Survey says Southwest. The question was what kind of cat would you fly to Vegas if you had the opportunity? We were talking about that family feud weekend at Thanksgiving and I was laughing about how I really messed up that bonus round. And then John turned to me and said, maybe you wouldn't have messed it up if you weren't such a mean person.

And we broke up the next day. It really did destroy our relationship. And Shannon's like, but we were being intimate. And by intimate, I mean, I was buying him shoes. He was sticking his penis into them. And then he was calling me fat in the morning. And Emma was like, yo, how are you, Tamara? How are you even friends with this woman?

And Tamara's like, she's got a big heart. Really, really huge, it's that big. And Emily's like, no, she doesn't. She does, she does. It's just this John stuff. She's a fucking Emily. She's a fucking idiot, Tamara. You're friends with her.

We were socially friends. You're the one they brought around the show. And she's like, well, I regret it. So we find out it was Emily. I don't think so. Because we've never heard that before. And even I think she was just the one who was saying on the show like, oh, I brought Alexis back on, right?

Yeah, I don't know. That was a surprise to me. I thought it was Tamara that brought her back. I don't remember. I have to go back to the first episode. I think it's Tamara, but then Tamara said it wasn't, and she said it was Heather, right? Wasn't it Heather who got her on? Ooh, I don't know. I think Heather probably advocated for it.

Heather probably liked it, but I mean, Emily said, Emily just said it right here. She said, yeah, I brought her on. I mean, there was no... Yeah, but I don't know if she actually brought her on or if she was just like the one who you know, they always have the housewives. It's like, this is my friend. Huh? Right. Yeah. So, uh, Heather goes, shh,

Heather shushes them. Quiet. My turn to listen. So, um, Andy's like, Alexis, okay, hold up. If you're single for a year, you're not going to, and you're not going on trips with your ex and being intimate. No, okay, hold up. If you're single for a year, you're not gonna, and you're not going on trips with your ex and being intimate. No, Andy, you can, okay? We surveyed 100 people and there was only one correct answer.

The answer is, survey says, single. Oh, but after four years, you're not friends with benefits though. And Tamer's like, yeah, well, he picked her up from jail and took care of her for 10 days after. Look at that, she's stuck up, I suck off at Shannon. Is it okay America? Forgive me America. I'm a good person. Forgive me America. Forgive me. I did also mention once again that Shannon went to jail. Stupid bitch. She went to jail.

But I still have to. I can't help it. I can't help it. Okay, the DUI. Okay, the DUI. So Snuggles from the bear says, what exactly is Shannon doing to John that is so bad that it's ruining his reputation? What am I missing? You keep speaking in codes. Yeah, that's a good question, Snuggles.

No real speaking codes. Well, 5972 star. Was that an actual code? Was she asking for my door code? Thank you. Codes? Well, five nine seven two star. Was that an actual code? Was she asking for my door code? No. Why are you speaking in codes? I don't know what you mean.

Well, Shannon knew it was a loan. That's one thing that she did. Okay. So it's just about this lawsuit. Well, no, no, no lying because she lied and she's she never knew it was a loan. That's number one. Okay. And then lying, lying she lied and she never knew it was a loan. That's number one, okay? And then lying, lying because he paid or she paid for everything, lying that he paid.

You know what I'm saying. I don't know how that's hurting John though. It's just- And then when you go through a seats and John spent almost half a million dollars in the, okay, so now it's half a million dollars in their relationship. That's 360, but that's okay.

No, I now it's half a million dollars in the relationship. That's 360, but that's okay. No, I have it. It's 380,000 plus 75,000 plus another 200,000 for storytelling purposes. So Andy's like, all right, okay. Well, uh. So stupid. What is she talking about? If John had any money,

Shannon wouldn't have shown up wearing a Ziploc bag as a weave last year, okay? John did not have any money. You're never going to get me to believe otherwise. I do not believe you, ma'am. I will. Knots from Barry says, Tennessee, why did you assume these lump sums were gifts?

They seemed incredibly generous when given how contentious your relationship seemed to. Are you just using so many syllables to confuse me? Because I'm going to need a moment. We were still together then. Okay, let me explain this by putting my hands forward like I'm catching rain and then I'm going to open them wide so the rain goes through my hands then close them back again. Okay, and then I'm going to sort of scoop it all towards you with my hands. All right, so we were still together then and that was midway through and I was like, okay, well you know what your hand

movements are very scary to me, okay, and by the way, like one of those loans or you were together and like one of them you were broken up. She's like, oh, can you zip your flipping mouth? Zip your flipping mouth. Okay, I'm not gonna do a three-person gang on. I'm not gonna do a three-person gang on. All right, let her speak. Excuse me. Not you, Heather. My turn. We're literally not talking about you. You already attacked Katie pretty savagely last time. My turn, still me.

Well, why are you saying to let her speak? You don't do that for me, Andy. And I was like, Jesus Christ, how are you saying that to let her speak, you don't do that for me, Andy. And I was like, Jesus Christ, how are you friends with her? And he's like, well, I'm going to do it for both of you then Alexis, okay. Okay, so you thought they were gifts, you were together. And China's like, well, in my belief, it was just he had sold a sliver of he owned a sliver of a percentage of his company. So he was the largest owner. Alexis is rich.

Well, oh my God, he wasn't the largest owner. Everyone else got 55 billion and he got five. Okay, Alexis, just just let her talk. You got my turn. Let her talk. Let her talk. Sorry, Shannon was like, sorry. So Alexis was like, you don't even know. You just want to, all you want to do is just say these things. Alexis, come on, let her speak. God damn, like we just had this conversation. I'm gonna let you speak. Oh my God, have you even been together a year

because every detail I know about John. And she's like, well, we've seen each other's bank accounts forensically. Oh geez, that's a geez. That's a mistake. That's a mistake. I'm just saying, I'm saying it quietly because I'm in therapy now. I'm kind of about to be.

I'm in pre-therapy right now. I'm having this kind of toothpicks out. Okay, we're getting married. So you can just like butt out or just move on. There's the stage door, Shannon Badour. And there's the camera, Tamra, and there's a feather, Heather.

We're going on a roll now. Hey, and there's a lady, Katie, and there's a, oh God, okay, you can do Emily, you can do it. There's a, there's a copy of, there's a VHS copy of the movie, Amelie, Emily. Okay, who's left? Okay, Jen, hey, hey, there's a, hey, there's a pig pen, Jen, huh?

And there's a, huh? My favorite plant is a fern. My turn! Nailed it. She was like, I feel bad, I didn't get one. Sorry, we forgot you were there, Gina. So let me understand. I understand that you're dating John, right?

I get it. But she did have a long relationship with John. Like, she had not one minute to be seen, you know? Like I said, Shannon, have you had a chance to feel bad? And she said, no. I said, have you had a chance to feel sad? She said, no. I said, you know what?

I feel so bad and so sad. And she said, thank you. You know? And then watching that montage of how happy you guys are and all of that, it's like very difficult for her. And it would be very difficult for anybody. Okay. Look at poor, poor Shannon over here. Shannon, look at her droopy, sad, makes up running down her face. Nobody knows who did her hair today. She's missing a shoe. She's missing a tooth. I'm not missing a tooth Well kind of fresh shell in my head when I think back on you, I always think if you kind of toothless, is that weird?

I May be homeless, but I'm not toothless like okay. Well, Andy I think the best thing that we have to do to save this relationship going forward I think we should build a wall in the middle this sets anyone mind if I divide the best thing that we have to do to save this relationship going forward, I think we should build a wall in the middle of this set. Does anyone mind if I divide the set in half with a wall? I feel bad. I feel bad.

There's gonna be a curtain, right? My kids are gonna be living on the other side of that. No one minds, right? Alexis, did you hear what Gina said? Did Gina just finally get through to you? And Alexis is like, yes. All right. And that's, I was surprised.

I did not think you were gonna say yes. Also, Emily, what is your take on the promissory note that John gave? Does it technically make it a loan? Oh no, a truney at law speaking. You can't send a promissory note after the fact. It can't be retroactiveissory note after the fact. It can't be retroactive. Then we would all do that.

The only way you could make that work would be if you had a time machine. 1.1 gigawatts. I feel bad. By the way, you'll get it back. And Alexis is like, John sent me a text. I sent the loan documents the next day. And we see a text from John and it's like,

I sent you a simple loan document. And Shannon wrote back, I sent you a heartfelt email the other night and would like for us to come to a resolution. And the next day she answered and I've seen it with my own eyes. And it said, I sent you a heartfelt email and then says, this is not a business transaction, John.

This is a loan between a girlfriend and boyfriend of two and a half years. And then we see the email, the bombshell email from Shannon on the screen saying, thank you for wiring me the money this afternoon. Your generosity is greatly appreciated. I don't know what to say about your request for me to sign a promissory note, something that was never discussed.

And I'm caught off guard by the timing. I don't need to pay in installments. So it sounds like it was not acknowledged to be a load when she received it because she's like, what a promise. She literally said something that was never discussed and I'm caught off guard by the timing. So I'm sorry, you just proved her point, Alexis, you big, dumb fucking monster. Yes. And then Shannon continued to write, I am incredibly insulted.

Not necessarily by you, but by the fact that they added oat milk to my latte. I am an anti-OTIST as we all know. And the addition of 10% interest rate on this promissory note and a $50 lead fee leaves me speechless. Hashtag bearing almost. Hashtag looked out of your feet. Hashtag that was me who did that. So this is not a business transaction this is a loan between a girlfriend and a boyfriend of two and a half years so it's like clear that the proof has changed to prove that shannon did acknowledge that it was alone so like i in my mind she probably never thought this was going to turn into a legal situation so when she said this is a loan going to turn into a legal situation.

So when she said this is a loan between a girlfriend and a boyfriend, I don't think that she even meant like, like a formal loan that needs to be paid back. I mean, I shouldn't be speaking for her, I know, but it sounds like the way that she is so shocked by all this stuff, she's like, whoa, whoa, this isn't like a formal loan or anything. This is like, you're just like lending me some money to, to get this thing done. So she is now her poor use of language is being used against her.

It makes it sound like she's saying like, no, this was 100% a proper loan. But I honestly personally still think it's a gift. It's a gift. Let's see what John says about it. So John's like, "'Shannon needed money to pay her bills in her times of need, and she came to me for loans.

I said, Shannon, I'm gonna help me. And this quote, I said, Shannon, you know how volatile our relationship is? Even if you come to hate me, you have to pay me back. And in tearful voice, she said, of course I will, John. The first loan of $40,000, her promise to me, and Shannon was like, this, this, this. Ah, ah, ah, ah, this, this, this, this, this, this, this,

this is Shannon's swap. Sorry, God, your outfits are terrible. She said that she would pay it back in two months and I actually sent her a promissory note and people need to understand, the relationship was really volatile. I mean, it was so horrific. You don't even know how horrific it is.

It's almost like she was protecting me all these years. Oh, the slander that this woman has against me. Anyway, if we go to trial, there's no doubt in my mind we will win. Collecting the money from Shannon could be another story. I'm like, listen, you don't get to say how terrible this, how up and down this relationship was for all these years,

and we're only finding out about it now. I don't think, and then, like, and then you're gonna say that there should be a, like, non-despair, disparagement clause. Like, earlier they said, she was protecting you. Like, we, this is like news to us that was so volatile. Until last year when she was like, well, sometimes we have arguments that paralyze me,

but you know, who doesn't? I'm sorry for being paralyzed. Yeah, he's gross. So look, it does sound like she said, okay, fine, it's alone or whatever. But ultimately I'm still team Shannon because the way he's going about this and dating Alexis and then having Alexis chase her around on camera. But ultimately, I'm still team Shannon because the way he's going about this and dating Alexis

and then having Alexis chase her around on camera. And then of course, they magically settled right after the reunion aired and he doesn't need any more fucking attention. Exactly. They settled this like immediately after. So fuck off you attention whore. You two need to ride off into the sunset

and just be trashed together. You know? Be trashed together. I mean, they won't last, but still. No. He'll dump her. He's going to dump her in two seconds. I'm surprised he hasn't yet.

He's going to wait to see if she gets a contract and when she doesn't, he's going to be like, a-banging. Yeah. So Aaron Shannon, what is your reaction to that? It's insane to me. I don't want to tear up because John Chansin isn't worth any tears, but I am gonna cry. But it's like I'm in the fricking Twilight Zone.

I mean, this is just like, oh my God, there was a person on the wing of this reunion. Everyone believe me, there's someone outside that window. God! And Emily's saying, well, honestly, I don't understand. She made a full offer. If it was about the money and it was a loan,

she was a full offer with the Nondisbeanceman agreement, which was still filming, which when the show would have aired, she could have said seven more lies about him and he could never have had any chance to talk. Oh my God. Yeah, but then you address it at the reunion where there's a lawyer present. Me! And then, uh, Gina's like, oh my God, well, like, why didn't, why didn't he wait to sue her until after that? And Shannon's like, yeah, well, he said it was a statute of limitations. And I said, you're, you're a man of limitations, emotional. And so Gina's like, oh, is there a statute of limitations?

Oh my God, I didn't know that. How long did it take to make that? A statute, not a statue, Jesus. It kind of makes me crazy that Emily keeps yelling about how she's a lawyer, but doesn't argue against this statute of limitations thing, which is obvious bullshit to me. I mean, I need proof that there is a statute

of limitations that's a year or whatever. I know, I thought statutes. That's crazy. I mean, I thought most statutes of limitations are like years and years and years. So even if this happened early in the relationship, it's what? Like five, six years ago. Yeah, I do not believe you people. So Andy's like, well, I guess the question is the show's over. We're at the reunion. She's offered the money.

Why not accept the money? And Alexis is like, fine, offer it again then. Offer it again. Fuck. I'm like, this woman is terrible. This woman is terrible. And Shanna's like, oh, really? Well, according to my attorney, you think you're gonna get the full amount if he wants more? And you had your chance. You had your flipping chance. And you can tell, John, I said the same thing.

What's this 10 walk by ya? May I speak? Okay, my turn. Andy, I have a question. Jan and Katie, you guys have been very close with Alexis all season long, still me! And even after the season, you guys post a lot of pictures and whatnot.

My turn still, can you speak to anything for her? This is funny of Heather, because she's the one totally sticking out for Alexis, but she's like, okay, these two are looking good at the reunion, and I didn't slam Katie as badly as I wanted, so let's just throw them under the bus. She's like, so you're best friends with Alexis. Although it does work because this diminishes

Jen and Katie for me. I'm like, gross, you guys went through this whole season and now you're hanging out with Alexis? Bad, bad move. It's like a very newbie thing to be like, oh, really, the OGs are going to exclude us? Then fine, we'll just be our own housewives and we'll see. You know, we'll show them that we have a real friendship.

You are teaming up with the wrong bird. Wrong bird. Wrong bird. Wrong bird. By the way, Ronnie, I just noticed that we are 100% matching today. We are literally wearing this. Look at us. Oh, my God. Or Maroonie Bonoony's. I love it. So Katie's like, well,

I think I understood a lot more when she talked about the non-despair. He wanted to speak truth after this aired. And, but I see both sides. Um, like Joni Mitchell, I see both sides now, and it's just really hard to be in the middle of this. I just, I see her hurting and I'm thinking Joni Mitchell. I see both sides now and it's just really hard to be in the middle of this I just I see her hurting and I'm thinking God. I wish I could be playing golf right now instead um Brilliant links. I'm really a good golf player cut the Katie whoops If I'm not really very good golf, maybe that's a good What if he signed a non-dispair at the beginning of the season? She wouldn't say anything the rest of the season

This doesn't make sense What if he signed a non-dispairagement at the beginning of the season? She wouldn't say anything the rest of the season. This doesn't make sense. But what she's saying, and I hate standing up for Alexis, but I think what Alexis is saying is they probably would try not to count that as disparagement because they were still shooting. So by the time they aired it, they would be like, well, we already shot that. So nothing that doesn't count, you know, but she said, well, nobody knows that nobody knows what what she's gonna say. And I was like, but what do you mean you don't know

that she would have signed a thing and then you got a suit on again. Like you love suing you could have had another lawsuit if she's disparaged you. Oh, really? You think he wants to do that? You think he wants to be in another lawsuit? Yes, I do. It would get get him another season of this show. And you know it. And you want another lawsuit too. You probably trick on the trip on Sideway Cracks all the time. She's one of those who just tries to sue, sue, sue. And she's like, he just wants his $75,000 back. And we're like, but that doesn't make sense. She would not have been able to talk about it or him.

And so Jen's like, okay. And I asked, I asked John at dinner. I said, first of all, thank you so much. And then I said, John, would you ever wear denim with paint splattered all over it? No. Okay. I was just hoping to get built some consensus about this. All right. Well, and then I said, John, the timing, it just looks so bad.

You and Alexis are together and now we're on the show. Why are you seeking this money now, John? And can I have a little bit of it? Yeah, the timing really did. It just looks strange. I mean, it's just so, it was just so planted. It was just so planted, Andy. I said that a long time ago.

You said that very late into the season too. And it was because this lady smarted off to you. You were totally fine with her doing all the, pulling all these shenanigans, more than half the season, Emily. So let's stop trying to come in like last minute hero like you've been on the right side of history this whole time.

Do you didn't get mad at Alexis? So she made some little smart ass comment and now you're going scorched earth at her because she didn't stand up for you on the size 12 comments and that fashion show. So please. So we see this clip and Emily's like, why did, why did you guys wait until you guys until we were filming? And Alexis is like, um, well, it has nothing to do with the filming. Okay.

It has nothing to do with filming whatsoever. I mean, we're cameras on right now. Did he get an erection? Every time I said we're going to go shoot right now, maybe, but like, he just wants his money back. It just happens to be now. Like our cameras up. Yeah. So be it. Does he want his money back? Yeah. Is he going to wants his money back. It just happens to be now. Like our camera's up, yeah. So be it.

Does he want his money back? Yeah. Is he gonna get his money back? Yeah. You're being really defensive right now. Yeah. Do you know what forensic accounting is? Yeah.

Do I? Not really. No, I don't. Do you have a degree? Yeah. So then Jen cut back in. Jen's like, I don't know. He explained it to me. He said, there's a statue that has limitations.

And I said, well, you know, it's because the rest of them are hard, but they can't put boners on statues. And he said, no, not statues, statutes. I said, I don't know what you mean. Why would you misspell statues? That's not nice to the statue. Be kind to the statue. Thank you, statues. Thank you for everything you do statue. Be kind to the statue. Thank you statues.

Thank you for everything you do. I wouldn't have even know who donated that park. I mean, just because Venus de Milo is missing her arms does not mean that she's limited. I don't know why people keep saying that. So, Alexis is like, he had- I love that she thinks his statues are limited because they have little wieners that can't get hard.

Yes, Jen. Yes, my made up, Jen. You're my kind of girl right there. You know, he had two days to decide and Emily's like, um, then why didn't he just ask for the money when he broke up for her? Well, he did. The attorneys were in negotiations. That's when that's what she's leaving out. He was single for a year. And during that time, the attorneys were having negotiations with him. It all makes sense to me right now.

And like she's deciding to leave out the most pertinent information that they were in negotiations. As you see, I said pertinent. College, that's called college right there. Pure deal. It's also my favorite, shampoo. It's like, no, that's just pert.

So, Alexis, so Shannon's like, no, when John broke up with me both times, if I owed him money, you say, hey, by the way, there's a loan outstanding and he never said it. Oh, so when you broke up, there was no conversation. And Alexis like, nope, they weren't in negotiations before they ever got together or I was on the show. So they before we got together, or I was ever on the show. And she was like, oh, she got a demand letter in January. So.

My God. She got a demand letter for the loan in January when we were filming. And that was after we broke up. John had never asked me to pay him either amount ever. And Andy was like, okay, so there's been a lot of conversation about the videos and the video videos possibly being used

as some kind of extortion. Here's what John had to say about that. Let me be perfectly clear on the videos. It was my intent for no one to ever see them unless of course I needed to release them if I wasn't paid. I'm not saying it was extortion. I'm just saying no one's gonna see them

unless you don't pay me for free. Yeah, there's no Not saying it was extortion, I'm just saying no one's gonna see them unless you don't pay me. That's it. For free. Yeah, there's no, the small extortion, it's just what I'm saying, you know, no free rides. Know what I mean? Do you have to pay when you go see a movie, Andy? You do, you do, right? So Heather's like, then why keep them?

Aha! And John, cut back to John, he's like, it was extremely traumatic night for me, my two adult children. And it's very unfortunate that Shannon has not taken accountability for traumatizing my adult children and the people that she harmed that night. And I would say if Shannon would like to, I would, the person I would show the videos to would be Shannon. With me in the room? With me in the room? Okay.

With Alexis in the room so she me in the room? Okay. Okay, guess what? Someone with a degree has to be in the room and I have got a degree. I want Alexis to be there rubbing her double crucifix as we watch the video. Really, bring it home. And it would be Shannon Bedore so she could see what a monster she was that night. Oh god, I hope you're watching this video right now to see what a douchebag you are today John Janssen so traumatized by Shannon crashing into a house and Shannon's the one with blood coming down her face. Shannon is the one who has to deal with a DUI nationally publicly shamed and Go through all the things and perhaps rightfully so, but it's John who is the victim of trauma because she punched him or something like that, which is what we find out later.

But like, no, I don't condone violence, but I'm also imagining like, I just, you trying to pull the trauma card when Shannon's the one who's been going through all this shit, I don't know, it just doesn't land well with me. Probably like Shannon's the one who's been going through all this shit, I don't know, it just doesn't land well with me. Probably like Shannon's punch. Hello there! This is a two-part recap, okay? This is the end of part one.

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