Watch What Crappens - #2641 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E09: That Boy is Mine

Episode Date: December 3, 2024

It’s not a season of Below Deck Sailing Yacht without girls declaring war over an absolute goober of a man, so have at it, ladies. Also, Captain Glenn gets a solo cave day after his crew messes up a couch, and Danni finally gets that D she’s been hollering about. Next! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Oh my goodness. There was some sun in London today. It's been a very exciting day over here. I mean, first and foremost, I took a scone making class this morning, scone, scone making, which was so fun. Now I can make little scones, which is a delight for me. I loved that picture of you graduating from scones class,

wearing your little scone apron and you got a little certificate. I'm sorry to make it sound condescending, but it was pretty cute. You did look like a really big kid. And I was so excited for you and I cannot wait to eat your scones. Yes, I felt like a really big kid. I also it was I met two lovely people in there. They're Ariana and Ben and they were from Atlanta, which was, they were so sweet. And there was a lovely lady from South Korea there. We just had the best time making our little scones. And then

I walked around some fabric shops out in like out in like a place called, um, she sheep, uh, I forget what it's called. Sheep's market. Blanking because everything seems to be named sheep something. Um, the gold road, sheep's butt, sheep, sheep, neck. People in England are killing me right now. Sheeps, sheep said, I don't know. I forget. Sheep said head's a thing. Um, and then, but the most exciting thing of all is that when I came back to my hotel, my hotel apparently has some sort of screening room and there was a sign up for a BAFTA screening, which means that a British film was being screened in

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Okay, so let's get to it. Below deck sailing yacht, Danny finally gets some B. Okay. This is like me when I've just, all I can think about is ice cream and then I go get the ice cream and I eat the ice cream and I finish the ice cream and then immediately when I finish, I think, God, I want more ice cream and then I go get the ice cream and I eat the ice cream and I finish the ice cream and then immediately when I finished I think, God, I want more ice cream. That's basically, dick is Danny's ice cream. That's all she thinks about. That's all she needs. And by the end, we've got two perfectly lovely women fighting over an absolute goober of a man, which is this show. That's just always how this show works, isn't it? It's like,

come on. Yeah, it's sad. I think the reason why people really love watching Below Deck is because it unfortunately is just like a mirror of so many things that happen in our lives. I think it's like reminds people of the bullshit they put up with in the workplace. Like you don't have to be on a yacht to deal with these issues. And you know, we see this time and time again, some low, low, not low ranking, low performing, low output, low achieving, you know, just like meh person, somehow has people fighting over him. Like, how does this happen time and time again? I don't I don't get it. Dave Korsunsky This is like being the last wing in a bucket. You know, it doesn't matter if you're gross. It doesn't matter if you're shriveled. It doesn't matter

if you're sour or you're overcooked. You're the last wing. They're going to fight. That's just how it's going to be. People are going to fight over you. Yeah. Last wing. That last wing privilege, man. You don't have to be a good wing, but if you were their last, people are going to fight for you. So Gary has just thrown a lollipop at David's head. And naturally, yes, David is now bleeding all over the place. Last week, you were speculating that it's probably fake or something. It's not. It's real. Real blood. Real blood's squeezing out, squirting out, and Davidé is of course drunk, so he's laughing and doing this everywhere,

so it's just squirting everywhere. It's not just like a couple of drops on the white couch. He's literally like squeezing his eye, like, ah, ah, ah, look at me, my eye is bleeding, this is hilarious. The squirting, it's like the Bellagio fountain with David A. blood. You get touched with it and your hair

becomes automatically flat ironed. Yeah, this is a good time for him. Like, you know, like this is a party for him. He's got that lollipop blood everywhere and it's all over the white, white, white cushions. Which by the way, I think at some point maybe it might be a good idea to get darker cushions for a yacht because you know this isn't the first time those cushions have been sullied. Remember when um who was it? Was it that awful woman's mom? Erica Rose's mom who had like bronzed her legs and got bronzer all

over the sofa. You know, like, it's maybe it's time to, you know, I know we want a nautical team. Maybe we go for like a Navy look for the sofa instead of, you know, You can't get it out of Navy either. I think the thing behind white isn't it that you can bleach it. It's not why everyone thought like why hotels only use white because you can heavily bleach it. Now I'll tell you, I got white sheets because of that. I was like, well, you can just, you can keep them forever because you can just bleach.

No, it's not how it works. White sheets are not having that. I don't know if my bodily fluids are just resistant, but it's disgusting. I would rather have color sheets, thank you. Well, also, we also know that like, there's just different shades of white and it's just not as it just as it isn't as simple as bleaching it. I always think about

what are you like, what do you hear? advertising for the Republican Party. It's funny, you don't even realize this. I was just about to segue into a comment about Ivanka Trump that was not political. Actually, I was going to say that I always remember watching an episode of The Apprentice where they had to do something with like chef's uniforms and someone like redesigned a chef's uniform and Ivanka, you remember she was like, she was like on the side at the table, she was like an advisor.

And she was like, no, isn't it always that you want your chef's outfit to be white so that way you can bleach it? And I remember thinking, Afonka Trump is so smart. So then Daisy or Danny comes in and she's like, oh my god, Gary, come on, there's blood everywhere. We've got to call Daisy. And Gary's like, hey, man, but, come on. There's blood everywhere. We've got a cold Daisy. And Gary's like, Hey, man, but he threw it, but he should've caught it.

He did catch it with his eye. Where he threw it at? It doesn't work that way. He should have caught it just because he threw it. I think that it's on the, I think the onus is on the pitcher to throw something better than the catcher, right? Especially when the catcher is not prepared.

Blame the top. Yeah, I'm going to blame the top. But still, yeah, in this case, I believe what you're saying is true. Yeah, I mean, you can't throw a hard thing at somebody's face and they get mad when they're bleeding. You are the victimizer, sir. You're not the victim. Yeah.

You just framing me and make me look bad. I think Gary is ultimately jealous of Devide's hair. Because you know, Gary's power is his hair too. And Devide came in here with Fabio hair. Yeah, Devide has that Johnny Resnick flat ironed. Actually, no, Johnny Resnick's is more spiky. It's like Keith Urban. Although that's spiky too.

It's like flat iron, but spiky at the bottom. And Devide is just like a nice like 1997 Terry Hatcher Bob, you know? And so I think that like Gary I think is a little jealous that it's just so flat and ready at all times. So Daisy comes there, she's like, oh my god! All right, it's gonna come out. We'll just put some vanish on it and hope for the best. That's what I do every time I sleep with Gary. Here's one product that is not in myself onto Gary. Unfortunately, he keeps showing up every day just in case anybody thought that was some sort of a plan B. Don't use the advantage for your plan B. Don't come to this show for reproductive advice. Listen, this was terrible product placement for Vanish.

Because she's like, oh, just put some Vanish on it. Leave it overnight, it'll be fine. And then the next day, nothing has Vanish. By the way, I think we all know the answer was OxiClean. Why do you not have OxiClean? That would take out in one second. I feel like TideStick could clean up murder scenes. I mean, I've cleaned up crazy stuff with Tide Stick.

Did you notice, I don't know, when I watched it, the very first commercial break, you know, the whole first segment of this episode was about, oh, there's blood, there's blood on the pillows, there's blood on the pillows, somebody better clean this up. And the very first commercial was for Tide Stick. I was like, that had to have been on purpose. Did you notice that?

No, I didn't notice it, but that is perfect. That's perfection. Do you remember the first time you got a tide stick? I do. So I was at brunch with my friend and I spilled something and she pulled a tide stick out and she said, why do you have that? What is that?

She said, oh, you have to have these. These are amazing. I have it because my husband's a slob. And I told her, you're gonna get divorced. And she said, no, we're totally in love. It's just messy sometimes. I said, no woman who walks around with a tide stick for their husband stays married to that.

Guess what? They're divorced now. So there you go. Tide stick. I have been pining for a tide stick all week because I ate like a salad a week ago and that fucking piece of less flings a droplet of olive oil onto my sweatshirt,

onto my beautiful, wondery sweatshirt. And I've had olive oil onto my sweatshirt, onto my beautiful, wonderous sweatshirt and I've had this dot on the sweatshirt all week long. And I'm like, I just need a tide stick. That's all I need is a tide stick. But of course I've been too lazy to get one. Yeah. So they're hard. I get it. So, um, Daisy's way, everybody's wasted by the way. So, and then Deanna is like, I cannot see blood, bro. I'm fucking, you clean poop all day. What do you mean you can't see blood? You need to be stronger. You are a soldier in bodily fluid wars.

You can't just decide one of the bodily fluids you're not OK with. Get and get to it. You were literally bragging about working on a Russian oligarch's yacht. And now all of a sudden you can't see blood. I guarantee you see much worse than blood on that yacht. I guarantee it. There's blood in toilets. I mean, what are you talking about?

It's part of it. There's blood everywhere. Get your tie stick out and get to work. So Garry's like, it's every day's fault. It's not my blood. It's not my. Why did you spill blood on this sofa? He's like, I didn't know.

I didn't know I was bleeding even. I didn't even know I was bleeding. And so Daisy's like, it's fine. We'll sort it out tomorrow. Oh, bad. Bad. Bad. Bad. Bad. Bad. did you spill blood on the sofa? He's like, I didn't know I didn't know I was bleeding even I didn't even know I was bleeding. And so Daisy's like, it's fine. We'll sort it out tomorrow. Oh, bad, bad. All of you bad.

Bad. Bad. It's like, no, you gotta you gotta apply you gotta attack that while it's still fresh. Don't let that set in. Everyone knows that you don't put that you can't just put vanish on it and hope that's gonna like put it in a state of arrest development like you have't put that you can't just put a vanish on it and hope that's gonna like put in a state of arrest development like you have to attack that. Yeah, well, what does that do? Daisy because Daisy is like, well, it's, it's what there's not much we can do now. It's the middle of the night. So just put some vanish on it and we'll go to bed. What's vanish Daisy? It's basically what every man does after he gets a taste of dining. So let's just spray that on the couch. It'll be done with. So let's just spray that on the couch. It'll be done with.

This is coincidentally, this is the same note that the network gave the show before the season started about Gary. Like, well, well, you shot a whole season like, well, just put some vanish on it and let it sit overnight. And like, hopefully it'll be fine in the morning. But they didn't, right? I feel like they they were like, we are so punishing Gary for that sexual assault claim. We are not putting him in the preview. And then he's back in every show with storylines. I don't really see where the punishment is. I mean, I guess you can't really cut him out because he's kind of one of the main parts of the show,

but I just love Bravo. They're like, oh yeah, we're gonna show him. He's not gonna be in commercials. I read an article yesterday, when we were looking up stuff for crappy hour. I looked up an article and there was an article saying like, is Gary trying to do a PR thing now? Is he trying to update his image? And so the article was saying, since Gary has been largely edited out of the current season of Below Deck Sailing, I was like, what show are you watching? Gary is very present. I don't sense that he's edited out at all. I think he's as active as anyone else on the show.

And honestly, why should we as viewers suffer because someone else is a pig? I understand that he's awful and we don't want to give platforms to awful people. But at the same time, like don't give us a janky show. Give us give us a, give us a story that, like, we are supposed to tell and we can still be disgusted at him and also watch the same show. We're adults. We can handle it. This is Bravo. We're supposed to be disgusted with you. I mean, there are lines, you know what I'm saying? I'm not saying like, let Gary keep his job or whatever, but that stuff happened after get rid of him. But if you're going to show the season, show it. And I think

they are showing it because I don't think he's been cut out at all because people were talking about like, well, what would he be cut out of? I was reading a thread on guess where Reddit, love you Reddit. Someone was saying, well, maybe it was a storyline with Deanna because you haven't really seen- That's what I'm thinking. But then the way she was acting today, because at the end, spoiler alert, when there's a new guy, she's like, well, Danny gets all the D on this boat. Why shouldn't I get one turn? You know? So I don't think she gets any from Gary. Unless they were just saying maybe a

flirtation with Deanna is cut out. I mean, who knows? Yeah. I almost wonder if there was something with her. I had the exact same thought. Like maybe there was, maybe the original edit focused more on like who Gary was lusting after this year and they've just sort of cut all that stuff out. And honestly, I'm okay with that. I've been very happy with the balance of storylines on this season. But I just think it's funny that anyone's saying that Gary is being edited out of the season because he's not. And I'm okay. I'm surviving. I'm not complaining. I'm like, give me a good coherent storyline. And in fact, yes, as you said, here he is causing people to bleed with a long one. And what really sucks is that he may be cut out

of the season a little bit, but he gets like eight hours extra in recaps because we're like, are they cutting him out? Are they not cutting him out? What are they doing? What are they thinking? What are they, so it ends up like he ends up winning, it sucks.

Well, not really winning. I'm sure nobody really wants to be in more of our recaps, but whatever. So Danny is like, Oh my God, Gary. And she's like trying to clean David's face. And he's like, Oh my God, how are you that fucked up, man? Please stop pleading for the love of God. Why are you doing that to the boat? So Danny is like, Danny is basically like, you know, I'm pissed at the fact that there's 0% remorse and also 0% dick going in me. Come on, I need to get some. I hate you, Gary. And now it's our fucking problem. And Daisy's like, oh, he's a clown. Can't wait to marry him. I'm very paranoid about doing Daisy's voice loudly here at this office.

I'm very paranoid about doing Daisy's voice loudly here at this office. I'm just imagining the people on the other side of this glass being like, who is this visitor screaming in this terrible Irish accent? Oh, honey. They're already walking past that office and pointing to each other and going, American. American. He took a scum glass. Ask him if he needs a tide stick. A tide stick? What's that? Oh, sorry. An American napkin. That's what we call those.

Plan B for dinner. So Danny's like, Danny's pissed. And so then Gary is reading a text to Cloyce and he's like, it's easy on the booze. Don't you shit your regret. You should have sent me this message now, Ruko Krois. And Krois is like, oh yeah, what happened? Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Why does he laugh like that? Why does he laugh with rests? Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Why does he laugh with quarter rests between each ha? It's like ha period, ha period.

He literally laughs like ha ha ha ha. That's like, that's it. Ha ha ha ha. Space. Ha ha ha ha. Space. So Diana's like, Oh, I love that the person that did this doesn't even care. I hate Gary so much.

I really want to help you, but I'm, I'm going to throw up cause I saw a tiny speck of blood by then he's like, well, very lucky. I'm not killing somebody right now or getting some D. Am I wrong? Everyone. No. Um, so then nobody makes me bleed my own blood and then goes to bed, like, fuck them. It's his fault. He's bleeding. I wouldn't look bad.

Like I'm a man tougher. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. And he's like throwing himself onto beds and then Danny is upset. Danny's upset because Gary doesn't give a fuck and Daisy's just like, whatever, like put Vanish on it and go to sleep. You know, here's where like, but also like Danny can take some initiative. Why doesn't Danny say, you know what, I'm going to take this out now. I mean, yes, Daisy should have been the one to say we're girls, stop everything. We're going to take this out. But like if, if Gary's doing that, well, a hundred, but but it is you're right that it is Daisy's department Ultimately, the fact that Daisy went to bed was so embarrassed was really embarrassed

I know because you know, I like Daisy and stuff and you know, even on this sometimes it's like, oh god What is she doing other than fucking nagging people for no reason and getting shit-faced and smoking and chain-smoking? But you know, I still like her and stuff. And so when she like fails like this, I don't like it because I'm rooting for you Daisy. This is a big one. I hate when Daisy fails. I hate when like any of the chiefs that we love mess up. Like it makes me so upset because I don't know what it is with these chiefs, but I like to think they can do nothing wrong. And so when they do do something wrong, I like create all these workarounds in my brain. Like, well, no, she had to go to bed because she had to be responsible

the next day. And if she, if she was up late doing the bandage, just unacceptable. I create so many excuses and why they're perfect. Yeah. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap I'm Lindsey Graham host of wonder show Americanandal. We bring to life some of the biggest controversies in U.S. history. Presidential lies, environmental disasters, corporate fraud. In our latest series, entrepreneur Lou Pearlman becomes the mastermind behind two of the biggest pop groups in the world, the Backstreet Boys and NSYNC. He also oversees a sprawling business empire that includes a charter jet company, restaurants, and real estate. But Perlman's successful facade crumbles after he's

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of the products you're obsessed with. Listen to the Best Idea Yet on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. So Danny's mortified, but you're right though. I didn't even really notice that when I was watching it. Danny's like, like, I can't believe there's no leadership. He went to bed. Daisy went to bed. I guess I'll go to bed. Good night, everybody. What are you so mad about? You're going to bed anyway. If you were staying up and cleaning, you can complain but you don't you don't get to. people are too drunk to be giving the leadership, you should just do it and earn brownie points, you know? And so she's like, oh, well, because this happened also last time when, when Daisy said, like, put out the this many seven champagne bottles, and she ended up serving miners. So, Danny, you got time to vanish, you got time to vanish. If you've got time to complain, you've got time to, you know, explain why you're sitting around and then not do that anymore. Because you

shouldn't be explaining that you should be doing the work. So then they're still talking about the couch, you know, Cloyce comes to see it. And Danny's like, Gary, please look at the couch. And Cloyce is like, holy shit! Ha, ha, ha, ha! And Keith is like, all right, we're gonna go in the hot tub now. So Daisy is now flirting with Keith. Like she can't do anything about the blood,

so she's just gonna hit on Keith at the hot tub. Right. And then Gary, yeah, I mean, like really. So then Gary, he comes upstairs and they're like, Gary, look at it. Look at it. And he sees it and he goes, oh my goodness, that's Davide's fault. It's not my blood. It's like, I'm sorry, Davide. Your skin was well too conditioned and too delicate. And next time, be tougher and spend more time in the harsh salt air.. That way you become leathery like Gary. That way no lollipop can penetrate that epidermis.

It's like eating a hamburger and being like, you deserved every second of this. Fucking cow. Should have run faster. Yeah. I know, survival, it's like survival of the fittest, but like it's a bit harsh to apply Darwinism to Davide's like under eye skin.

So, there's a lollipop coming at their face. It's just not something you're waiting for. Darwin never considered lollipops. Okay. When it comes to survival of fitness, no one ever thought about those things. So they're in the hot tub and then Danny. Okay. This is so Danny. This is why, you know, I think Danny is one of the most annoying people then Danny, okay, this is so Danny.

This is why, you know, I think Danny is one of the most annoying people that's been on Bravo this year. So she goes, okay, everyone, something you love about me and something you hate about me, go. I'm like, oh my God, this girl cannot get enough attention. This girl is, is, is starved for attention from anyone, no matter what kind of attention it is. It's driving me nuts. Yeah, she really is. It's getting worse and worse, you know? So yeah, this whole like, all right, let's play a game. What do you love about me? What do you hate about me? Who does that?

Questions you don't want to hear answers to also, by the way. Have I just said out loud, she's going to be crying within five minutes, you know, because it's always these people who are like, Oh, my God, tell me anything I can totally take it. I don't like the way you the way you have sibilant s's. Oh, my God, you guy basher. Sorry, that's when I tried to play this game. It's like, how dare you come from my voice? I can't help but have gay tongue.

But it's in a weird way. It's almost like I want you to say something mean to me. It's that way I can actually like pout in the corner and cry and get even more attention. So Daisy's like, all right, let me tell you something about you. Maybe your naivete and your defensiveness don't like that so much. And she's like, I do like the spelling error though, because it says, maybe your nativity and your defensiveness. I mean, it's pretty good. Not like the way you do scenes.

Listen here, Mary. I don't enjoy your fake guts at the at the at the manger. Here's the thing. It's all about staging. You want to invite people into the scene. Otherwise, it's just figure standing on a lawn. You want to tell a story with your nativity. Don't like the way you did it, Danny. Why are the wise men standing in front of the manger? We're here to see Jesus, not the wise men. Move on. God damn your nativity. Too close to the sidewalk is actually a hazard. Get to work on your nativity. So, Danny's like, all right, like alright alright fear fear and show and something I love your energy in your openness like okay well I thought you were gonna say table scapes but it's alright it's just my art but I'm just gonna let that one go alright who's next and then Gary's like vibe killer vibe killer. So now Danny wants Keith to say something. So Keith says, well, you're outgoing and energetic, dislikes, it's all about you. And she goes, fair, fair. Okay, everyone reads Keith now.

So then Daisy's like, Daisy's like, all right, well, Keith, I really like your nativities, really beautiful. I like the way you all set it up there. And then also I really enjoy your company. And no, I don't say that about many people. You know, for instance, I you all set it up there. And then also, I really enjoy your company. And no, I don't say that about many people. You know, for instance, I didn't say it about Danny. Did you notice that? Everyone notice? You're as boring as a tree, but that's still probably climb you like one. Does that help? And Diana's like, or I can say I can say something. Sorry, Diana's like, I can say

something bad about you. You're kind of bad flirt. And Keith's like, Do you want me to flirt with you? It was like, those are doing it wrong. She goes no to Danny. And he's like, Oh, I think to be a good flirt, you've got to want it. You know, so Danny's like, Oh, so you didn't want it in that period. I'm like, Danny, can you just look at the tape? Well, a part of Keith seemed interested in the past several episodes. So he's like, no, I didn't want it. And she's like, Oh,

so then why are you saying that as an excuse? It's like, I'm not saying it as an excuse. And she's like, well, it just sounds like you are, which is friends now. But then the, here's the thing. Danny is so annoying and I understand completely why Keith has just no interest in her whatsoever. But he keeps on doing this thing where he does take digs at her and he goes, oh, I thought we had playful banter. Okay, well, I apologize. I apologize. You didn't get the playful banter. Like you can't keep doing that. Yeah, I don't think it's playful banter. I

think he's coming for her. But you have to understand that what Diana just said to him was based on what she had said. So he knows that she's going around calling him a bad flirt and shit talking him. So he's like, well, fuck you, shit talker. I don't want you. So why are you even calling me a bad flirt? Yeah, she started it.

Danny started it. I'm not gonna give it to Keith for two seconds. Yeah, he's kind of rude to her, but she's fucked with him. Then she like led him on, led him on, and then immediately made out with the town bicycle, Gary. So I think he has right to be a little pissy with this girl. I don't know, I just think that they both are not great. So then Keith is like, yeah, he does this whole thing of like,

oh, I thought we had friendly banter, you know, what made you feel shitty? And then I said, oops, friendly banter. And she's like, Oh, I thought we had friendly banter, you know, what made you feel shitty. And then I said, oops, friendly banter. And she's like, well, I think the banter comes off very offensive, you know, with, with you and goes, all right, well, I'm sorry. So close like, are we enjoying this game? Of course. He's like, Keith, I love your team player attitude all the time.

That I appreciate. Catch. Just kidding. I love your team player away in the morning. So now Gary is peeing and talking to his wiener, presumably. He's like, oh, I got a lady. I have two tequilas. Daisy, Daisy, Daisy. She's so sexy. Oh, I really want to.

What about? So then they go into their beds and Danny is like, Oh, this is why we need a new boy deckhand bro. Like get these ones out of here. Like the boys that we find at like Oh Beach will be like way better than any of these folks. Like they fuck everything up. I'm like, I guarantee you that any guy you meet at a beach club will be exactly the same as the deckhands on this yacht. I'm gonna just certify that. Yeah, so then Keith comes back to bed. Keith comes to bed and he's telling Gary, thank God Glenn's coming.

I have someone else to talk to. I don't have to talk to that fucking girl. So now it's the morning and reminder that it's supposed to be crew day off and it's supposed to be, everyone off and it's supposed to be, everyone's gonna sleep in a little bit, get dressed, go to a cave, it's be very exciting, then the beach, then the pool place.

So Daisy is tossing and turning because she is thinking about that blood and she wakes up at 5.30 in the morning on her day off and she starts trying to clean this blood and it's not coming out. So she texts Glenn saying, hey, I think we need a carpet cleaner. Somebody hurt themselves last night and got blood all over the couch by accident. It was Gary's fault. So, um, it's, it's bad.

Yeah, it's bad. And Glenn's like, what the hell? What the fuck? What happened to the couch? I can't believe it. Glenn Glenn becomes more loosey at Glenn than we've ever seen. Yeah, he goes from Glenn Gary to Glenn Ross. It's pretty intense. Coffee is for closers. No one's getting coffee. So he goes crazy. And he's like, why wasn't this cleaned immediately? And Daisy goes, I think someone told me last night, but I just couldn't.

Not a great answer. She knows she knows she fucked up, which is why she sent the preemptive text to Glenn's that way I had the appearance of being industrious. I mean, she is up early cleaning it. But she also knows she doesn't have to send that text to Glenn, okay? That's just her way of being like, oops, didn't clean it last night, but look at me being a good worker this morning.

Yeah, so then- It's also you get the timestamp in there too, by the way. She gets that like 5.30 a.m. time stamp on her texts. Yeah, so everybody wakes up, well, I mean, 530 AM is late on their, on their time, you know, it's like, you want to just sleep in 530, you lazy sum gum. So everyone starts waking up and Glenn's losing it. He's like, this is a massive fuck up. Deasy, you can do with this later uniform now, get in your uniform. I want you to be in your uniform when I yell at you." So he's telling us, this is disrespectful to the boat. It's disrespectful

to the guests. It's disrespectful to caves. It's like a slap in the face with a stalactite, or even a stalagmite. It's terrible. They're misrepresenting my, they're misinterpreting my kindness for weakness. And if they think they're going to get away with this, they are a little bit going to, but largely they won't. They won't until after 10 a.m. So, uh, he wakes up to V-Day and then he's just, he's just waking everybody up. He's like meeting in the cabin, meeting in the cabin, meeting in the cabin and cares, what's going on?

Of course. What is happening? Oh, Daisy is so hot. Am I right? And then meanwhile, Danny is texting Anthony. She's like, or she's talking about Anthony. She's like Anthony, hello. He sent me a message saying we have unfinished business. I was like, yeah, we do. He felt so well. The way he added the period at the end of the sentence, like hot, so hot. Everyone in the main salute right right now, please. All right, go go everyone main fucking salon. So guys, everything okay? What happened? I don't remember anything. So Daisy is like, Oh, God, this roughhousing bullshit. It's not funny. It needs to stop. So David is like slowly wiping the couch

Look at the David blood all over the couch. No good. No good for David Those any about the half afraid of us. So then Glenn is like wow look at that stain fuck Obviously, I'm really fucking disappointed to come up here and see some fucking thing like that on cave day! You know, this is a crew night off. No, unacceptable. I mean, this is a massive fuck up. If we can't get this out, what's the impact on the guests? What's the cost of the boat? What's gonna happen to the caves? What the fuck? How did this even happen?

Accident. Bling. I got chupa chupa in my eye. I don't even know what a chupa chupa is. Why were you guys playing in here? I know all of you didn't bleed on the fucking sofa, but all of you saw this last night, right? Didn't you all see it? I don't remember seeing blood on the sofa. No, no, no. And if I did see blood, I know it wasn't mine, because only people who spilled their own blood are to blame for situations. Am I right, everyone?

And Danny's like, I told you, Danny's like, I told you multiple times, Gary. He's like, wait, did you? Oh, then why is it still here then, if I knew about it? Oh, and Gwen's like, yeah, why is it still here? And Daisy's like, the girls, they put on the varnish. We put on the varnish. Okay, so we've destroyed the fucking sofa and everyone just goes to bed and that's it. To me that's fucking disrespecting the boat. I mean, that's just fucking stupid. Listen, it's one thing to crash the boat into a dock.

It's another to not clean up the sofa right away. Okay, if you guys are not fucking capable of taking care of the boat, then fucking come wake me up because obviously I'm not going to sleep in hours without fucking on the sofa. I'm mad. Well, clearly we weren't thinking clearly. We were drinking. We were having a good time. He's like, I love that Daisy's so honest, but at the same time, sometimes just don't be that honest. You know what I mean? Daisy's like, what are we supposed same time, sometimes just don't be that honest.

You know what I mean? Daisy's like, what are we supposed to think clearly? We're fucked up, bro. And he's like, well, we had a fun day planned for you guys, but guess what? It's not going to happen. You were supposed to go to a cave, which I know is the most important part to all of you, but you're not going to the cave. I'm going to the cave.

That's it. Just me all alone! I want you guys to sit here and have the most cave FOMO you've ever experienced in your life because guess what, I'm going to the most amazing cave and you guys are going to be here so think about that for a moment. They're all like, can we go to the beach club? Well yeah, okay well then we're fine. We're fine, we don't care about the cave.

I'll decide later. You know what, if you do this right maybe you can go to the O Club, but I better be in a good mood, which I surely won't be after going to caves, which are my favorite thing in the world. I can't believe I'm going to a cave. I'm going to a cave. Oh my god.

I didn't think it would ever work out so perfectly that I get to go to a cave with all these idiots following me. Now I can just see it in peace. All right, well, that's one location that I have to cross off my list full of phallic symbols for the day. This is very upsetting everybody. Somewhere Faye is watching this and saying, Oh, they don't realize they could have been in a fashion show. Because we all remember when, yeah, we are in my way.

Really, all they had to do with that couch was pretty. It was just tell the captain it was a bit of lipstick. The cat was just trying to look professional. The cat was just trying to look pretty for the guests. And now look, they've missed out on a potential Q fashion show like the one I was in. Okay. a potential cave fashion show like the one I was in. OK, so now they have to clean. And Danny's like, Oh, God, I just wanted to go look at a fucking cave.

I'm so sorry. We are not going to the fucking caves. By the way, David was bleeding all over the place. Why has nobody said who is bleeding? Why would they bleed? Yeah. Are they OK? Do we have a medic? I feel like Captain Sandy would have been like, okay. Well, I've got Norma coming in on a medevac there Okay, so Ty who was ever bleeding up with these ropes. Oh my god. Don't touch her. Don't touch them

I don't want him to die. This is this is maritime law maritime law Let down the rope let that captain Glenn's like who cares who's bleeding the couch is sick Captain Glenn's like, who cares who's bleeding? The couch is sick. Hey, Norma. Hey, so we have some stains on the sofa. So we're gonna need another bottle of your dating life. I'm sorry, I meant vanish. Okay, I can get that right away.

That'd be great, thanks. Bloop. I'm sorry, there's no vanish that can possibly ever heal the stains that are on your CV. So you're gonna have to live with those, stupid. Bloop. Oh man. Now Norma, I know you're not used to the idea of people putting things in your face, but that did happen last night and there was some blood as a result of it. So we need some help right away. Okay. Thanks so much. Bloop, bloop. Bloop, bloop. So I

hear that someone on your boat's eyes were bleeding. Is it because they got a look at your polyester capri pants that you've refused to change for five years? Bloop. Bloop. Bloop. No, I just showed them your Tinder picture. Bloop. Bloop.

That's a good one. Love you, bitch. Bloop. Bloop. Love you too. Okay, but seriously, we need that vanish. So now everybody has to start cleaning and Danny's like, well, I mean, not going to the caves is one thing, but I really want to go to O Beach. And I think we all know why.

And then we see her meeting Anthony. It's a man. It's a man, mama. I think Danny thinks that we're as enchanted by her lust for this child more than we actually are. Like no one really cares. No one cares that you are interested in a boarding school student who's serving boys towelettes. She's like, it's amazing how 13 year olds just always have bonus. I can't wait to jump on it.

So Daisy's like, okay, girls, girls, okay, you know, girls do the right thing. And I feel really bad that I didn't take it more seriously. And I know that if someone doesn't want to take responsibility, responsibility, that's on them. And if I know Gary, he will come around and apologize in a very insincere and brief way. So look forward to that. And if you're lucky, you'll get a hand on the ass. So Gary's like,

Oh guy, keep fucking up everything. Oh, I just washed down the boat. And he mops around like he's the victim of all of this. And then Glenn goes to the caves and basically, you know, now it's like time to clean. So it's like a whole segment of Daisy, like giving pep talks, like, I'm sorry, we got espresso martini,

fake tan makeup, we have to be able to get this out. We can do it, team. Come on, girls. Producers, roll the montage of us getting stains onto the sofa. No, you don't want to do that. You don't want to help us out. You want to make us just look really shitty.

Okay, well, we'll accept it. So we always get one of that Erica's mother, Erica Rose's mother being dragged out of there. I'm not paying for shit. And then we get, um, Gary walking around and he's like, Hey guys, I'm very sorry about this. This was so stupid. It is my fault. I apologize. It's like he downloaded, he went to chat GPT and was like, how do you apologize

to a fellow member of your staff after you caused someone to bleed on a sofa and they have to clean it up? And like chat GPT was like, just say these three sentences over and over again and you should be okay. And David is like, I'm so sorry too for having blood in my body.

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So then now, you know, they're still cleaning it. So Daisy sends them to clean other stuff while they let the couch sit. And then Cloyce is just talking to himself. He's like, succeed as a team, fail as a team. That's how it works. So then Gary continues his apology tour. Danny, hello. This hey, this couch thing was a complete fuck up and I take full responsibility. We took it one step too far. And I'm sorry that everyone has to pay

the price of Davide and my stupidity. Have a wonderful day. Sincerely, Gary King. Danny, thank you. Wait a minute, wait a minute. D-dog. Diana, I want to say, this is a complete fuck up. It was completely my fault. I'm so sorry, because any dismay or discomfort, anybody would like to let me touch their boobies to make me feel better. It's welcome! She's like, thank you, and please never call me D-Dog again. And then she tells us, fuck you and your fake apology. He does whatever he wants like without thinking about anyone.

Up till five minutes ago, he doesn't own up to anything like Ugg. He's like, to be fair, I do whatever I want, whenever I want, with no explanations. I go wherever I want with whoever I want, whenever I want, with no explanations. I go wherever I want with whoever I want. And baby, that's you. God, when Gary starts singing songs from Real Housewives of Orange County finales, it's really time to get a rehab. Yeah. That's the moment. So we see when I'm visiting a cave and there's some tour guide there.

He's like, this cave is about 100 years old. It was formed by a fault. And Glenn's like, wow, just like my crew formed by faults. I just love caves, the geology of rocks. It's just so beautiful. And then the producer's like, well, would you ever live in a cave? And he's like, I did live in a cave.

Do we have an Afro shot? Throw it up on the screen. And then they just, they, instead they put some like random cave B roll that they cut off of like shutter stock or something. And he's like, yeah, dude, this was the eighties and they had all these caves in the cliff and creed and you know, the faces, you know, the Romans had dug them out and you could get a room for 10 bucks a night but a cave was free." I'm like, a cave is free. Also, it's a cave.

Yeah, we lived. My pillow was just a pile of guano that I found and we just lived there for a month and then there were some Australian nurses living in a much bigger cave. I'm like, what are the odds that those are just people that just were just fucking with you? Like, yeah, we're nurses. I don't know about this like nomad land in caves lifestyle that he lived, but it also makes total sense. Yeah, it's like, yeah, there were Australian nurses in a bigger cave, so we invited them to our cave. God, we'd have bonfires at night. It was amazing. No one really could poop, but otherwise it was fantastic. This is a man who spent all the 80s stoned out of his head, right? Like this guy was,

this guy was just like wearing ponchos, you know, stoned, like doing strange dances to Grateful Dead in the 80s. Like that's what he was doing, right? Yeah. I mean, perfection. What a life. I love his life. Okay, so then he's like, well, sorry, Dave. Oh, no, he's like, these guys are really missing out. And then we cut back to Gary, still apologizing. He's like, sorry, Dave, I've really fucked up there, Dave. It's like his favorite thing to do.

We've said it a million times on this show. He's not even addicted to bad behavior. He's addicted to the apology. It's like the submissive part of it all that he likes. He doesn't, he's not as addicted to being an asshole as it seems like, because he's always being an asshole. It's like, maybe he just gets off on that, like some kind of S and M thing

where he likes causing the pain. But I don't think he likes causing the pain. I like, I think he likes the humiliation of the constant apologies. He has like a sorry kink. Yeah, she go to Toronto. So then he really does. This kid we are checking me out the other day at the grocery store was was doing that he was oh at home goods. He was like, sorry, I'm sorry. Oh my god. I'm so sorry. Oh, we

don't have a tag on this. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was like, stop saying sorry. He's like, sorry. He's really into sorry core. So then Daisy's like, well, I know you're dead into a time purpose, Gary, but I think that the girls and the rest of the teams just makes a point. They just are trying to make an effort and know you're good at apologizing, but you're not good at changing. He's like, well, noted. And don't worry. I promise it won't let it happen again. You just literally threw another lollipop at Davide. No, it's not my fault, he's got thin skin. For Daisy's also, her kink is just

nagging at people who won't change. Like I feel like there are so many mothers of people on death row like this who are just like, but my baby is just so great. It was one bad day, it was one bad day. Okay, a three bad day. It was a few slaughters, but I mean, he's just such a good boy. He reads the Bible now.

Listen, you can't spell slaughter without sort of spelling laughter. Okay. And then Daisy just had a GH in there. He's just two GHs away from a very lovely time. So Daisy, I agree. Daisy, I think really enjoys just telling Gary what's wrong with him. But at the same time, I understand that joy, because I think I would have a fun time telling Gary what's wrong with him.

Well, what do we do all day? I mean, I guess that's our kink too. Maybe that's why I've always really liked Daisy, because I always feel like, Hey, that's what I do. You know, you just judge people. It's fun. Yeah. It's great. Yeah. So she just says, focus on your, focus on your testosterone on, focus your testosterone on doing something positive. He's like, that one hurt. So Glenn, meanwhile, is having a beer with his cave guide and he's just like having the best day. Glenn, I'm happy for Glenn and the cave looked amazing, but I think Glenn thinks this is like,

this is like the very best thing anyone could ever do in their life. And he's like, well, it sucks for them. They really missed out. And I'm like, I think they just really only care about drinking right now. Well, Glenn's one of those people who goes to the strip club

and then really thinks the stripper's in love with him because he's like best friends now with the tour guide and the tour, he's like now like best friends now with the tour guide. He's like now having dinner and drinks with the tour guide. The tour guide's like, oh my god, how did I get stuck with this fucking guy? You know? Hey, you know what I really love? Caves.

What are your favorite things about caves? You're so lucky to be around caves all day. Look deeply into my eyes and talk about stalactites. My guy's just like, oh my god, salute. Please look me out. Yeah, over here. talking about stalactites. My guy's just like, oh my god, salute. Please, let me out. Get out of here. The guy does now like walking around to stores

and like buying things with Glenn's money. He's like, big mistake, huge. KV woman. KV woman. KV woman. KV woman. KV woman. KV woman.

KV woman. KV woman. KV woman. KV woman. He's like, I don't know what it is on the lips. Okay. So then, now Glenn comes back and everyone's kind of in a good mood because they got the couch kind of clean.

They got it as clean as it's going to be clean. And so now they're all sitting around eating and they've kind of got themselves in a good mood. But then Glenn comes in and a really bad mood and he's like, we're going to look at this thing. So he gets everybody, we're going to look at this thing. So it gets everybody back up and he checks stuff. He takes Gary around for a check and stuff. And then everyone's like, oh, my God, are we going to get to go?

Are we going to get to go to the Oak Club? And yeah, he's like, you know, Glenn is pointing stuff out. You know, Glenn's like trying really hard to seem like he's still angry, but he's like riding the high that only can come from a cave. And he's trying to be tough still, you know, Glen is sort of pointing stuff out. You know, Glen's like trying really hard to seem like he's still angry, but he's like riding the high that only can come from a cave. And he's trying to be tough still, you know, but he's cracked. He's cracked like the fault itself that created the cave.

Yeah, he really is. He's gonna let them go. Yeah, he went to his happy place. So he's like, okay, everybody, what have we learned? And Garry's like, oh no on couches David. I have tougher skin always wear always wear a helmet otherwise it's not it's not my fault that you bleed when a lollipop is torn on joy I think that's the lesson that we all learned yes. So Glenn's like 100% you need to respect the boat David you say it and he's like respecting the% you need to respect the boat.

Davide, you say it. And he's like, respecting the boat, even when we are like not working. Ow, chupa chupa. Yes. Ah, I got it. You're trying to say something there, Davide? I was just remembering, chupa chupa on my face.

It hurts. But you know what? It's my face's fault. I'd like to apologize everybody again. Listen, you may not have meant to do this, but you guys allowed it to happen. Tavide, what are you doing? I'm sorry, I'm blow drying my hair. It's a defense mechanism. Please stop doing that!

Okay, okay, everyone put your blow dryers down. Okay, if you can't handle your alcohol, then don't fucking drink. Use your head. It's a hell of a lot better than it was, but it's not perfect. No more fucking around inside the boat. Respect the boat, okay? Because I respect a bit more from you. I expect a bit more from you because you're leading the team, Gary. And Gary's like, oh yes, it's not ever going to happen again, Glen.

You literally just threw three popsicles at half the staff just right now. Well, not my fault. Popsicles are there for the beat run. We are very, very sorry. He's like, OK, Daisy, you know, you can put your iPad away now. Got it. All right. You guys can still go to the old club. Like, oh, my God. Tiana's like, I don't think anyone wants to do this again.

Don't worry. So Danny's like, oh, my God, we fucking did it. I'm going to go to that beach club. I'm going to get my men. I'm going to get get me the fuck away from these assholes right now. So now they all are getting ready to go out and everything. And they say, thank God, Glen is scary anymore. I mean, he never really was truly scary, but he was just more cranky.

And that was strange for me. I'm the one who's cranky, it's me. And so, yeah, and Danny's like, oh, I fucking hate disappointing that man. I know, I hate disappointing Glenn. No, I'm not talking about Glenn, I'm talking about that child that works at the beach club. Can't wait to bang him. So then everybody's getting ready to go

and Daisy tries on this new bathrobe or this new swim robe thing, cover-up thing. It's one of those things that looks so good on a 20-year-old twink in a catalog that you're like, oh my God, a throwback to granny robes. But then when you wear it, it's just a granny robe. Danny's like, yeah, you look like a granny. So she changed it. But I was just cracking up, because I would so buy that thinking, oh my God, what a throwback. And people's like, yeah, you look like a granny. So she changed it. But I was just cracking up because I was so by that, thinking, oh my god, what a throwback. And people are like, oh my god, you're literally from 1970. Yeah.

So Glenn gets a text that the new deckhand is going to be arriving soon. And then meanwhile, they all go out. Daisy makes Gary wear a little pink tiara as a punishment and the sash. She's like, eww, fuck my life, eh. And then they split into vans and then they start to head out to the O Club and Cloyce is like, guys,

we might all meet our wives today. Ever think about that? Literally nobody answers him. Who wants to meet their wives at a club, like a beach club in Ibiza? Nobody. Or their husbands. I don't think that's where you want to meet the father or parent of your child. Maybe.

I mean, maybe so. I don't know. I guess you could just party together for life. But I don't know. I don't feel like anybody I've partied with that hard in the past, and I have partied pretty hard. I don't think I would want anyied with that hard in the past and I have partied pretty hard. I don't think I would want any of them impregnating me. Yeah, I don't think love springs eternal at the O bar or O club of whatever this is of a visa.

This is where someone from the Real Housewives of Orange County has a story about how they met someone and then two seasons later they got divorced. Okay, so like this is not love. There's just also just so much drugging going on that it's like why is my baby always hitting its head on things? Because you were fucking fucked up the entire time you were pregnant. That's why you met Nabita. What is that?

That baby's still part of your baby's going to come out with a glow necklace and like, you know. You know why it's called the Oak Club? that baby's still part of your baby's gonna come out with a glow necklace and like, you know, you know, why it's called the club? You know why it's called the club? Because there's people meet there, they get they get they have sex, they wake up the next day, they look at each other, they go, Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Because it sounds sexy, because like orgasm, you know, ooh, the club. But then yeah, it's double, it's double. Cause you wake up and I go, Oh, no. And especially with Cloy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no doorman. It's like what it's like dating the greeter at the Walmart and like fucking dropping your bra every time you walk in as long as they're supposed to be there. They're not waiting for you. They're waiting for all of us.

Yes, that's he's in his posts. And so then they are partying everything and Daisy's like, I'm having the best time of my life. And Diana's like, I want to, I want to see hot guys. But you know what, like, you know, see hot guys, but you know what? Like, you know, look at that guy. Look, hot guy over here, hot guy over there. But you know what? I hate this part of me where I am shy because it is really like a block.

And I want to talk to someone, but I'm too shy. I'm just drop dead beautiful and shy. What can I do? I think it started when I was little in school. I was presenting things and people laughed at me and I said, just you wait, I'm going to go work for a Russian oligarch and he'll kill you all. I just always think they are judging me. So I need Danny to be the best wing woman ever.

Danny's not going to be your wing woman. She's going to eat all the wings. I'm sorry to keep bringing wings back in this recap, but she's, let me tell you something something if you want to sit down and watch old reruns of wings Danny won't even help you there so what's that you're gonna stay home and watch wings no I'm gonna go out and find Anthony so then they're getting along really well and blah blah blah so then there's a server who's being nice to Daisy and he's like, Hey, I'll pour your drink for you. She goes, Oh, okay. What's your name? He's like, my name's Aiden. She's like, I love that name. And Gary's like, this is an afflictitious

excuse. Sir, why are you touching your nipples? I don't know, actually. I'm sorry, though. Is it defending anybody? I'm so sorry. I'm touching my nipples. He is such a cock block. And he does this every single season. And it's always like, Oh, my God, Gary, he's so silly. Such a cock block. I just want to point something out. Because why not litigate something from like last year? That's totally old

news. But when Ariana did this to Tom Sand of all people, there were some people who were like, she is such a bitch. Like, why don't you just like move on with her life? I just want you to know, Gary does it. And I don't, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know why I'm making a case about this by Ariana from his last year on Vanderpump Rules, but it pops into my head. I feel like there's double standard. And I feel like Gary gets away with a lot of shit. So then Danny's like, Oh, you want to go back through there and see if there's any men there? Deanna's like, yeah. Oh, wait, I'm so insecure. So then they're like hunting and Gary is like,

hey, everybody, I'd really like to get into the swimming pool. And people just ignore him, which is kind of fun. So then Daisy has this awkward flirtation with Keith where I think everybody's trying to make us think that they're really into each other, but really their whole talking is like, do you think it's going to be cloudy today? I love the clouds. Clouds are interesting. Wow. Have you ever opened a beer with your teeth?

I haven't. Do you want to see it? Not really. All right. Well, rock. I have to say, I actually really enjoy them together. I don't know what it is. Maybe it's something like it's the holiday spirit.

Maybe it's the fact that holiday music plays 24 seven in London, but I started to feel love actually between the two of them. And I was like, I don't know. I kind of like Keith and Daisy. I feel like Keith became slightly more interesting when he started flirting with Daisy. I mean, they weren't talking about anything interesting. They were talking about the weather. He's like, I do love this weather. I just get a bunch of freckles. I'm a ginger in disguise. Like, I don't know how I am, how I'm a brunette. I should have been a ginger. Like, okay, well, you know, he's not inherently interesting. But I don't know, I sort of, I feel it a little bit more between

the two of them. Is that just, am I just- I feel it from him. And I feel like, I feel it's coming from him. And I feel like that she likes that a hot guy's into her. Like it's nice because usually they're into like the other deckies for whatever, because she's usually got a Gary or Colin or whatever thing going on. But I don't feel it coming from her. I feel from her it's more of like a yawn. She's like she likes being flirted with. She'll shoot the scenes, but she's like, you don't bore me. I mean, you don't excite me. Because like, look how she is with Gary. Even it's because she's yelling at him, she's activated. You know, there's something that

comes alive in her and with him, it's like, no, that's like, she's just waiting. It's like when the waiter comes to, it's like when the bus boy comes by, it's like, do you want any more water? And you're like, no, but then the waiter comes by with your food and you're like, yes, the wings specifically. So then, um, let's just keep it on, on trend. So basically she's like, ginger's have more fun. He goes 100%. I don't give a fuck. Okay. So then Gary's like, well, I've got one sleep in one. I've got one sleep on and I've got, and he's like rolling around on the sofa and just no one's paying attention to

him because he is just, he has the drunk uncle at this point. He is the one in the corner just being drunk and everyone's like, keep an eye on him, eventually bring him some water so that way he's okay. Yeah, he's kind of pathetic at this point. So then on another part of the couch, Anthony and Danny are flirting, but Anthony has been working in the hot sun all day. So he's like pink, you know, he's a little pink person and he's sweating. And he's like, I'm, I'm just not feeling very pretty. And then he's like, Oh, you look gorgeous. Now I'm a fucking now I'm a guest. And he's like, Yes, now you can make demand to me last time you couldn't drink and now you don't have a good excuse. So you better flirt with me. So you better flirt with me.

Shaggy, I'm gonna flirt with you. It's like, you better flirt. Shaggy, I'm gonna flirt. Wait till you see my flirting skills. Like, wait till you check out my flirting receptacles. Like, oh my God. You know what? Anthony's given me everything I'm missing with Gary and Keith. I almost forgot what it's like to have somebody that flirts with you.

I mean, it's sort of strange that he also wants to show me his social studies homework, but that's fine. That's kind of flirting. You know, I've been stuck in a desert, so I'm ready to fucking climb in and just get away. I'm going for a swim, everybody. Please stop. Also, have you noticed the only time she seems to make out with people is if she's actually in the water? I think we've seen her make… That's true. Yeah. She doesn't make out on land.

She has to go into the water to make out. That's true. What do you think it is? Do you think it's like a, you could drown any moment, you better have me, or what do you think it is? Or she's a grenade. Maybe she's like Darryl Hannah in Splash. No.

So then, I'm not giving her that. So then Mount Anthony is like, it's my job to host you. Oh, blah, blah, blah. So they're flirting. Okay. So then Glen, it cuts to Glen back on the boat. He's like, woo-hoo, time to test out that master bathtub.

And he goes in the master and I don't know if he thinks about the cave. God knows what's happening. It's like a water cave. It's like my own personal cave that's contoured around my body. So now Danny and Anthony are in the ocean and they are making out. And then Diana's watching and she's like,

Danny's living the life and I cannot even talk to the hot guys because I'm scared. Like Diana literally just, you don't have to say anything. Just walk into the fray and you will do just fine. You're gorgeous. Yeah, she's like thin, blonde and 20. Like what the hell? Jump in there, girl.

You're like my dream of what to be. At least in high school it was my dream. I was like, oh my God, because I'm from Texas, you know? So girls like Diana are like put on a pedestal, like thin blonde and young girl. You want to be president? Yeah, you'll, you'll do fine. Now I would love to say it's also, she has a nice personality, but let's be honest, no one at Oak Club is paying attention to personality. So she has a nice personality.

Mostly it's just like, I don't like poop and I don't like blood. Russian oligarch. And I will not learn how to make cocktails. And I don't like wiping things down. I don't like walking. I don't like sitting. I don't like boats. Yeah. So then Diana and Daisy are talking and she's saying she's so shy. And Daisy's like, I'm like you, we're very similar, very. Hey, I didn't get over here and ride me like a pony. What were you saying, love? I'm so shy also.

So then they all go back to the boat and they bring Anthony too. And so Danny and Anthony are in like the back seat of the van. And of course Gary's like, Oh Anthony, watch out for this one bro. She's like, Gary, if you, if you fucking knew it, as if you know anything even about me, I'm like, literally no one doesn't know anything about you

because you talk about yourself all the time. You won't stop. So Gary sneezes and she's like, bless you. And he's like, I'm allergic to bullshit. Sorry. So Diana is like, Danny is going to be having sex and that's going to ruin our friendship because she's having sex and I'm not. No kidding. Kidding. I cannot wait to cause problems in that relationship. And Cloyce is like, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh,

maybe I smell a little jealousy there. Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh. Put a little, put a little acid on it and turns fuchsia. Ooh. So then Keith is trying to flirt with Bayes, with Bayes. She's, that's if she was dating someone named Ben. Bayesie. She's in bed.

And she's like, get in here. And so he does. And I thought they were gonna have some kind of make out session or something, but no. He's like, you're in a bed. She's like, I am. He's like, yeah, you tired? She's like, I am.

Are you? He's like, I'm tired too. And he's like sort of stroking her hip, but then also her shoulder. It's like, I am, are you? He's like, I'm tired too. And he's like sort of stroking her hip, but then also her shoulder. It's like weird physical contact. I was like, I don't know, it feels weird. And then I think he's waiting to get the go ahead, but she's like, all right, are you bringing me tea

or something? Cause I'm going to bed. She's like not getting it at all. Are there any stains that need to be put, that we have to put Vanish on? No? Okay, good night. So meanwhile, Davide walks into his room

and Glenn is watching TV and he's like, oh, so what are you watching? He's like, Predator, do you know Predator? Oh man, we used to watch it all the time in the cave. I mean, we couldn't actually watch it, but we just had the VHS sitting there in the cave. We just look at the VHS, be like, wonder what this movie is about?

Oh God, we spent months looking at that box. Sure is scary. You want to talk about some bloody couches? Yeah, yeah. So then, um, Gary is probably like, he's like, I don't understand the predator. Like his hair is not flat ironed. It's long, but it's not flat ironed. How does that work? But it's not flat ironed. How does that work? So now Gary goes to bed and Keith goes to bed and Gary's like, Oh, this is embedded. She days come let's go you woman. And she's like, please't say woman, don't say woman. And he's like, I find it really triggering. Gary's like, well, I didn't mean it in a bad way. And Keith is like, I know you don't, but it looks bad. It looks bad when you call her that. And Gary's like, oh, fuck you too. Love you, but fuck you. So Keith's like, should I leave your room now? And she's like, oh my, and she's like, oh my God,

please don't leave, Gary's just being Gary. And Keith is like, well, whose bunk is this on the bottom? Is that Emma's? She goes, well, I'm moving back down there, bitch took my fucking bunk, you know, tomorrow, but for now it's empty. This one's just got me, so I guess you should go to bed now. He's like, okay, well, I had a blast with you today.

She's like, oh, you're so sweet. And I go to bed and tell Gary to stop calling me woman and see how he reacts and then come back and tell me how he reacts about it. Yeah, so then meanwhile, Danny and Anthony go to the guest cabin and have sex. So now it's the morning and Danny sneaks Anthony off of the boat, you know, and she's like,

yeah, she's like, this is definitely a fucking win for me. I've won. I've won. Literally, like, congratulations. Now, please be quiet. So then there's a hydraulic leaking. Oh, and Garth's like, wait, Garth, be tough, hydraulic, please. We will see my hydraulic. So then they're cleaning and they're getting excited because a new deck is coming in today. And

don't don't don't don't don't don't don't who's it gonna be somebody that they know. So then Daisy is questioning Gary if he remembers last night. She's like, well, you had really good fun, but then you got to a point where you just decide that you hate everyone. I think you were doing it to Donnie. And he's like, oh, I was eating to Donnie and it's Daisy last night. It's funny how you just never remember, but you're always an asshole.

It's not like you're ever really nice and don't remember. It's only these things, specifically being rude to women, rude to women who no longer wanna fuck you. Yeah, Daisy's like, well, I think you were just making fun of her when she was speaking to Anthony and stuff. He's like, ooh, I don't even remember that, Daisy. I don't remember that.

You know what, my problem is I just didn't even stop. Yeah, exactly, that is your problem. He says it like it's like, oh, you know me. You know when I have a yogurt, sometimes I just love scraping the bottom of it. But it's like, you know, it's alcohol. When you say you don't know when to stop, that's like something you may have to start to reflect

on that a little bit more, sir. I mean, I don't wanna be judgy, but it's like enough is enough at this point. Well, especially when you hear him talking because he says things like this, honestly, I don't like blacking out. But my problem is I can't have one drink. I drink to get drunk. And that's it. He's just like, that's all the soft reflection. He's like, you know, so maybe I should maybe and then we see, we see a flashback of prior seasons, but it's not even him at his worst. It's just, they're just like, get random shots of Gary drinking. So, it shows him drinking a lot, but it doesn't really show him being the worst. And they could have done that. So, anyway, he's

like, well, I need to learn to control it because it changes who I am for the worst. And I realize his problem. Why do I keep doing it? So you have a fucking excuse. And so that you can keep saying, but I don't remember. And then everybody has to forgive your bad behavior as if that's an actual defense in a court of law, which, by the way, I guess we'll see if it is or not. Is he in a court case with that person who accused him?

I don't think so. I don't know what's going on with that. But I believe that was pretty much his thing, too. He was just black and white. I don't remember. So it doesn't count. It I believe that was pretty much his thing too. He was just black and what? I don't remember. So it doesn't count. Like it counts. Wasn't me.

While you also hear that sort of, I think he says it here or somewhere else that like, you know, that sort of tired thing of like, well, it turns me into a different person. It's like, no, it's actually you. It still is you. You're just not inhibited. So you're letting that side out of you.

And you know, like you can't just keep on acting like your bad behavior is not really attached to who you are as a person. It's attached to some drunken version of you. No, it's attached to you. It still is. So Gary is like, and Glenn's like, okay, everyone, the new deckhand is coming shortly. It's someone that I think you guys know. Someone who knows the boat.

Are you guys ready? It's a cave. No, just kidding. It's Chase. It's Chase, guys. I did not remember Chase. I wasn't just last season. Yes.

Last season was a little while ago, but yes. But then as soon as I saw him, I was like, oh yeah, this guy is so, so annoying. I remembered his look, but I didn't, did he wrap? No, I think that was Cloyce. I think that Cloyce and Chase are sort of on the same spectrum of a person, like in terms of like looks, they kind of have like, they sort of white guys with like, like trapezoidal hair, you know, that just sort of are around and do things. Trapezoidal hair. I remember his looks, I just don't remember really anything about him. So they start reminding us about him,

which is that he thinks he knows everything. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. So now they're just organizing, blah, organizing, blah, blah, blah. And then Chase comes on board. Dun, dun dun, dun dun. So they have to decide where he's gonna room because Gary's like, Day, seriously, can you not room with him?

She's like, oh my God, he just does my head in. I can't do it. He's like, all right, so should I come share a cabin with you? She's like, well, I mean, I guess we could. Oh, no. So this is Daisy's logic. What's nice coming on board, three girls, five guys. I can ask the girls to move in with me into the three person, but I don't want to make the boys move. It's just so disruptive. Since when do you care? Make the boys move. You want a room with Gary on purpose. Boo. Boo. Also, Glenn, don't tell them about the new person like an hour before the charter.

Tell them at least on their day off while they're already cleaning the room, they could have moved everything around because the logical thing is the three girls take the three bedroom and then the four boys split two and two. But I think that was pretty obvious that Daisy just does not want to be around Danny and Diana. She can't stand them, I think. And so she's like, I would literally rather sleep with Drunk and Gary bunk above me going, blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub.

Because they're both blackout drunks. I mean, they both like to be shitty together, you know? They really do like getting that way. So I think ultimately, like, whether they're boning or not, they've got that in common. They've got that severe fall down drunk thing in common, you know, that's a bond. That's quite a bond. Yeah. Yeah. Daisy does not want, she would rather go to sleep to the sound of

then to hear Danny preddling on about herself and like what guys are into her, what, what guys she's into, like she does not like, and I kind of get that too to be honest. Yeah, I get it too. And especially in Danny. So she's like, Oh my god, this is a bad idea. The worst part of those two living together is the fact that I can hear them through the wall. So if I don't know if they're going to make love or make war, but God, I don't want to fucking hear it. It's just such a bad idea. I wish I had some dick right now to help me through this. So, yeah, then Danny goes up to Keith and is like, well, I'm surprised you didn't move in with Daisy. I mean, get the mess chill out of all the boys. He was like, oh, that's the nicest thing you've said to me all season.

Oh my God, I think I'm going to do a dance on top of the deck, and they hug and pretend to be jokey about it, or whatever. And then in the meantime, Gary and Daisy, they start moving in, moving their stuff together, and Daisy is surprised that Gary folds his clothes, which I am too. I mean, he is very responsible as a first mate or whatever he is, so I guess it's not surprising that he folds his clothes, but it's just that he just has the voice of someone who does not fold their clothes at

all. He has the face of somebody. He has the hair. He has everything about somebody who doesn't fold their clothes. It's a shocking development. It just is. So he moves in there and then Chase comes on board. And Chase, just in case you were like me and we're like, what is he annoying? I don't know, everyone would say he's annoying, but I don't remember him being so annoying. Chase's first line is, it's Britney baby, I'm back. He's annoying.

He's annoying, he also has the worst tattoos we've ever seen on a person. Just like horrific, like chest tattoos. Like he is of that school school so was what's his face nico whatever his name was i was called nico his name is not nico i always forget his name like nico butterfly tattoo no no remember the guy well nico was the original bad tattoo that you made that you hated his tattoos that's true too and then there was oh god the little guy remember i didn't even know where he's the guy about the ticket for for BravoCon.

Nadine had come up with that kid. What was his name? The little hot one who was like a man or two. Yeah, he had like the Harry Styles tattoo on his chest, which now all these fucking young men are getting this Harry Styles tattoo. They're going to look like such goobers in. I mean, they already do. It looks terrible. It looks terrible. So stupid. It's just so unoriginal to be getting a Harry Styles tattoo to just get laid. That's the saddest thing I've ever seen.

Yeah, like a big butterfly on your chest, on your clavicle. Do better. Nico? No, not Nico. You guessed Nico. I'm sorry, I forgot his name. I forgot. I forgot.

I don't. Yeah, I'll look it up. So then he's like, yeah, I'm definitely most nervous to see Gary, but I know we butted heads, but this season I've got a plan. I'm gonna do things his way, and when he's not looking, I'm gonna do things the right way, ding. He is cute though, and he's super tall,

so he's gonna win, so the girl's dying it. Oh, sorry, go ahead. And he does have a big butt, you know? That was something that he was famous for. I think he also has like a big package. Wasn't that something that happened like, like there was a, he had a big dick print at some point and that kind of like became a thing on the internet. Oh yeah, I guess he has a big wiener.

I don't know. I think that happened with him. So Dana, Danny and Deanna are like, oh my God, he's so cute. I love him. So it's gonna be a fight. And Deanna's like, is it hot? Do you know who turned off AC? And, um, by the way, we know, I know, you know,

I want Diana to go after this guy. And the reason why is because Danny is going to be the one who's going to quote, unquote, claim every guy when she's like, you know what, you had Anthony and you had so and so and you had so and so and look, you're allowed to go after who you want. Okay. It's not a slut shaming thing. It's just one of those things where like you don't get to claim. It's a great shaming thing. You're a greedy dick monger. Yeah. Yeah. You got you, you already went after Keith and Gary and Anthony.

And look, I want people to go after all the people in the world, but you can't claim everyone. And I know that's where this is headed. We all know that's where this is headed. Yeah, because on this show, there's only a limited amount of peen. It's not like unlimited. It doesn't just fall off the trees.

She's the girl standing at the Costco sample tray eating all the Costco. Let somebody else try the Costco samples, okay? Like get, get, move out of the way respectfully. And his name is Luca and he lives on the second floor. Luca, not Nico. Right, right, right. Luca with the bad, butter face.

Close, Nico, Luca. Same vibe. Yeah, makes sense. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So Chase comes on board and goes, oh, good to see you. What are your thoughts on caves? He's like, oh yeah, I really love caves.

And you know, I'm glad to see you too. Hey, Cloyus, nice hairstyle. I like that. Hey, so you know where I'm staying? He's like, I don't know. Oh. So, they get settled into his room and everything, and he says hi to Gary.

And Gary's like, hello, hello, hello. And yeah, Gary's like, Sue, you're happy to be back Chase? And Chase is like, oh dude, you have no idea. I don't know if I'm saving you guys or if I'm saving me because I just got quoted 40 grand to replace my engine on my boat. And he tells us, yeah, in between season, I bought myself a boat, a broken one. Like, why are you trying to act like a badass? You bought a lemon, you dummy. Did you get someone to go check out the boat with you?

Yeah, it's small and I'm the owner. But like I'm the deckhand now, but it's kind of, I'm excited to watch the captain this year and pick up some things. I'm not really looking for any boat manses. I'm like, good, because you didn't get one last year and you're probably not going to get one this year too. Because he's a hot guy but he doesn't have hot guy vibe. Right, he has nerd personality to all his tall privilege. He is someone who really squanders his tall privilege. Because like, very quickly everyone is like disgusting chase. Oh, God, get them away from me. Yeah. So he's like, Yep, just got to do a compression test. You know how that goes? Oh, yes, boots are very fucking

expensive. It's like worth it, though. Worth it. Yeah, I got a boat haven't been able to float that around. So I don't know. I mean, it is worth it, though.? Right. Boat owner. Boat owner. Yeah. And then, um, then he also says this thing. He thinks he's like really correct the code on working. And he's kind of like, I've realized how, how to deal with Gary, which is that when he sees me, I'm going to do what he wants me to do. And when he doesn't see me, I'm gonna do what I want to do. I'm like, you know, you're not the first person to come up with that. Literally every child in history says that.

Every child and employee too, by the way. So then the girls are starting to brew a war. Danny and Deanna are fawning over Chase. And he's like looking around the boat and they're just watching him. And Danny's like, if I want something, I will fight to the death for it. We've been waiting all season for a hot boy to walk through those doors and I'm not going to let anything get in my way. And Gianna's like, Danny had her chance with I don't know how many guys, just step aside

and give me a chance. It's my time to shine. I like that they're giving themselves these boxing intros like, I'm back after five years and I'm ready to make my mark. Well, they have to kind of really tee up of, of burgeoning rivalry, because then we go into the mid season trailer to see all the things that are going to happen, which is more stuff falling over and more people hooking up and Gary hurting himself. So, you know, fun times ahead, good times

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