Watch What Crappens - #2648 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E10: I Don’t Think You’re Ready For This Jellyfish

Episode Date: December 10, 2024

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Okay, so Chase has just come back on board and Danny and Diana. I forgot what a douche Chase is. Did you? I don't even remember this person. Listen, after a season of Below Deck ends, I'm like, eh, it's all over. Whenever a season of anything ends, I do my Bravo duty and I scrub my brain clean.

Man, I forgive everything. I don't remember anything, except that I hate Kyle. Usually that's the only thing I remember from season to season. And I scrub my brain clean and I start over. I did not really remember him. I mean, I remember him being tall, you know, but then today I thought, oh, why do people hate him? I mean, I remember him being tall, you know, and but then today I thought, oh, why do people hate him? I mean, I just seen a preview of Superman, the documentary about Christopher Reeve.

Have you seen that? They made a documentary. It's called Superman. I did not see that. Because he was Superman, but also he was a Superman because he overcame a lot, okay? But anyway, I was thinking, wow, he looks kind of like Christopher Reeve,

the original at least for my generation, Superman. And so I was thinking, wow, he looks kind of like Christopher Reeve, the original, at least for my generation, Superman. And so I was like, why do people hate him? Christopher Reeve is a hero. He's like a national treasure. And then this episode continued to go, and I was like, oh yeah, he's gross. Mostly because he talks to people like they're babies, especially girls.

He's like, hey, you're doing a great job. Don't drop that. So I think it's just like condescension. Yeah, I think he just he just requires too much attention. And he's just like, he sort of does a little bit the camp counselor voice thing. And there's just like too much high energy. And I think that he thinks that everything he says is super funny. And it's not it's just like annoying. It's just like an annoying energy. I could that he thinks that everything he says is super funny and it's not it's just like annoying it's just like an annoying energy I could I just can't imagine having to wake up and deal with him like in the morning like that would probably be just like a full-on nightmare yeah hey who came up first you were the sun god I'll tell you what you're prettier oh he's just that kind he talks talks to women like they're kids afraid

at the doctor for the first time or like afraid of getting their teeth cleaned. He's like, it's gonna be great. It's gonna be fine. Hold this teddy bear. Hey, the teddy bear got your nose. Oh, oh. Like he's just like that.

Like either get me a lollipop or get the fuck out of here. He is terrible, but he is a good worker at the very least and he has a nice big butt. So there are some upsides. So he is on. And for some reason, these two is not for some reason. It's just that these two girls just have no other options at this point, but they are fighting over him subtly. And of course Danny is going to claim him first because that's, that's what she does. She needs all the attention.

She's kind of like a spoiled little brat. She is one of the most annoying people on Bravo right now. I'm just going to say this right now. She's like every time she's on screen, I'm just annoyed. You know, like there's some people when they're on screen, you hate them and some people you love them. I don't hate her, but I just she just annoys me. To me, she's just like a like a tittering brat on my screen.

Like I can imagine working with her. Like it's never good when watching her gives you the same reaction as working with her. Yeah, cause and you're right what you said about her. I think right in the beginning, which was that she's one of those who causes a bunch of hatred in the workplace by like tattletaling and dropping hints about so-and-so and causing bad energy. And we really see that today. I mean, she's really all up in that today, causing bad energy all over the boat,

causing fights wherever she goes. And then the second she's called on anything, immediately cries and is so sensitive, such a sensitive soul, and can't believe anybody's being mean to her. She's just so needy, you know? And she's one of those people I just feel like she's just someone woke up one day and decided that feminism was just a

phase, you know, and it's, it's sad. I mean, there's just like a basic sadness there, like all the people all that trail of burnt bras, and here's fucking Danny, you know, yeah, I can't tell if she was given too much attention as a child or not enough attention, but something went wrong. Something went wrong with the calibrations and now she's just this bratty stew.

So anyway- Just imagine her getting good attention because I feel like she's talking about, by the way, we're talking about Danny probably for far too long. Is it obsessive? Maybe, who cares? So she, I think, you know, she's talked about how she was bigger for her whole life. I think she probably for far too long. Is it obsessive? Maybe, who cares? So she, I think, you know,

she's talked about how she was bigger for her whole life. I think she probably had like really nice parents who were like, you want some ice cream? Because I feel like bigger children have nice parents who give them ice cream. I mean, I was a big child. I don't know, my parents were always nice, but they did give me ice cream and that's kind of nice.

And then they were mostly nice. And then, you know, and then she got obsessed with the wrong things, like wanting to be accepted by cheerleaders, which she said she finally, you know, became a decent person when she went to a gym and started becoming obsessed with being a cheerleader, which she became. And that was her life goal. And I could just imagine her mom sitting on the couch with some ice cream being like,

but you don't want to have ice cream with me anymore. She's like, no, mom, I'm thin now, I'm a cheerleader. And her mom's just like, well, it's all right, but it's Chunky Monkey, you all, now leave me alone. And then just ran off and smoked cigarettes in the car with other cheerleaders, didn't care, went bullied people. That's how I think of it.

So I don't blame her parents, but you know what? I will say this to her parents, don't ever cry for being left alone with Chunky Monkey. That's one less little brat you have to share it with. That's correct. You should always be thankful for what you do have. And if you don't have your child, at least you have your other two children, Ben and Jerry.

Exactly. And you know what? Your cousin, invite cousin Jenny over. Oh my God. She might be a little fancy, but you know, she's still, she's still good. She's gonna really, she's gonna really, you know, bring the party.

When Jenny shows up, then you have a fun night. And you know what, you might as well invite that new strange German lady, Hagen, but like, you know. No, I'm so sick of Hagen's Daz. Like all, it's like, hey Hagens, would you likeins, would you like to go to dinner at a Chinese restaurant? Daz, would you like to go to dinner at an Italian restaurant? Daz, can I just get a straight answer out of you?

But you know who's really just gonna kind of bring it, drag it all down with her like incessant cheeriness, but like not actually bring good conversation? Edie, oh God. When she shows up, it's like, oh God, Edie. She's always bringing too much. Yes, we heard. We heard about your dog. We know your dog broke its leg. Okay. Edie. Thank you. She's always trying to overfeed everybody. She's like, well, you know,

I bought nine, I brought nine cases. It's like, why wouldn't you bring mine? I'm not going to say this about me though. Oh God. No, I was going to say, I was going to say, please tell me about cousin Jenny. No, I want to hear about Edie. Well, no, I'm just going to say Edie is just like, she's just like high energy, but like she just doesn't connect because she's from a different generation a little bit, you know, until you try to but like there's like a generation gap and it really shows. But the worst, the worst conversationalist and you don't even know why he comes over,

but he comes over anyway. And you're like, I haven't really, why do you come to these? You don't get along with anyone here. Briar. I'm like, why are you here? You know, Briar's just like overeducated, but like in a smaller university and he's just always bragging about it. You're like, Oh my God, get out of here with your affordable education. Briar. We get like he shows up in a master's degrees. You don like, oh my God, get out of here with your affordable education, Briar. I know, I know. We get to do that five master's degrees. You don't wanna move out of the basement and it costs like $5 at that school. Yeah, and he's got like that tweed jacket

on with the patches on the elbows. I was like, Briar, you're trying to be fancy, but like Jenny's here. She's our fancy friend. I know, Jenny's like, Briar, so good to see you. And everyone's like, oh my God, that's Jenny's, I hate you voice. Briar is like, I just,'s like, Briar, so good to see you. And everyone's like, oh my God, that's Jenny's, I hate you voice. Briar's like, I just, I'm preparing for my economics class

that I'm teaching tomorrow. And everyone's like, oh, great. He's like, you guys know about Kenzie in economics? Edie's like, I knew someone named Kenzie. It was a girl though. Is that her? I like her. I think she's trying to be a singer.

Edie's always trying to hook. Edie's, you know what, you know when Briar leaves the room, Edie's like, guys, we have to find someone for Briar. I think we really, like, can we just put our heads together? I think we could really just get him on a date. And you're like, Edie, I don't want to set up Briar. I don't care about Briar. I don't even like that he's here.

I will say this about cousin Jenny though. Cousin Jenny sent Ben a lot of free ice cream and didn't send me shit. So cousin Jenny, you're done. I'm done with you. Okay. Get out of my house, get out of my house. You fancy fucking a-hole. Okay.

So here we are below deck sailing yacht. So chase is checking on the camp. Trans. So he's like, how's that? Trans? I'm like, great. Gary. Great.

Going to get some work done today. It's going to be a great day. Am I right? Gare. And he's like, oh, you see there, that's the attitude. That's the attitude. Chase and I didn't get too, uh, along last season, but he's very stubborn and very stock-up and he's not a woman, so, I mean, what's the point?

But I'm gonna try my hardest to do, to work well with him, and if Chase is anything like he was last season, it'll be quite interesting. So, we got four charters left. Well, I guess that calls for a deck meeting. Am I right, boss? Yes, yes, deck meeting, actually. Okay, you'll go in days. You'll do two days in a row.

He'll do two days in a row, and that's how we do it. And Jace is like, whoa, cool, let's smash it. I'm stoked. Oh, for fuck's sake, just somebody push him over the deck. I can't. He really is like the male version of Edie's now. Now that we've all laid it out. He's Edie's son for sure.

Hey, everybody. Mom just dropped me off. Don't worry, she's still out front. Pretend you can't see her. She needs about five minutes to cry. She's going to miss me. Someone stopped me from turning around and saying, bye mom, love you. Here looks great today. Well, cause you know, Edie is like, well, my son, Chase,

he's working on a yacht in the Mediterranean. We're just so proud of him. So, uh, Chase is like, well, you know, this time I'm just, instead of trying to impress Gary, I'm going to just fly into Gary's radar. That's my plan. Okay. Preference sheet meeting. Dun, dun, dun. Guys, this looks like a good group.

Ronnie's the CEO from Chicago who's chartering Parsifal for a girls trip to celebrate her 50th birthday, hopefully in a cave. She expects Parsifal to be a floaty 7 star hotel with the most attentive and knowledgeable staff. Well Ronnie this is on you cause you're a CEO which means that I'd like to think that you have some sort of brains about you and you decided to throw your 50th birthday on a rickety ship that almost sinks every single season and now you want to be a seven star hotel.

That's like going to like the Red Roof Inn and expecting it to be the Waldorf Astoria. It's just not going to happen. CEO, you need a COR, a Chief Officer of Research, because this is not a floating seven star hotel, man. No. Okay? No, it's not. And honestly, even if this boat were in top condition with a top crew

It still wouldn't be a seven-star hotel because it's just a narrow sailboat So you can only do so much in it And by the way, I'm sorry last time I went to a top hotel It didn't turn on its side and everything fell out of the drawers that already deduces a star Yeah, you know what? Look, I wouldn't? Look, I wouldn't expect her to have the knowledge to Google, Parsifal broken cabinet doors. Okay, because that's a little specific. But I would, I think one good thing to Google

is to just always put the word gross at the end of your search and see what comes up. For example, I've put in the search term, Parsifal gross. Let's see what it says. Opera review, a Parsifal, even when Wagner phobic can, the sheer quantity of the stuff has gone kind of lured elegance and a stage trick that might've turned Parsifal into Tarantino gross.

Okay. Okay. You got a brawantino gross. Okay. Okay. Um, so Parcel has 460 gross tons. Okay. That's acceptable. Um, let's see. I'm pretty much, so she still would have failed. Okay. So she's failed. She's failed with her research. I'm sorry. This is, it's just, it's, it's,, it's never gonna be a seven star hotel unless your stars are like near-death experiences, in which case you will definitely get a seven,

if not a 10 star experience on this boat. Okay, so I put, I Googled Jenny's gross, but the only thing that came up here Okay. So I put, I Googled Jenny's gross, but the only thing that came up here was a girl named Jenny gross. Her name is Jennifer Elizabeth Jenny Reynolds also gross. And she's a fictional character from the Australian drama series, winners and loser. Who named somebody Jenny gross? That's a little on the nose, isn't it? Wait, this and the show is called Winners and Loser?

Winners and losers. Oh, I thought it was like winners and losers, like there was one loser on the show. Jenny Gross. Jenny Gross. Jenny Reynolds Gross. I know a Jen Reynolds actually. But she's not gross.

This is Jenny Reynolds Gross, it's different. Jenny Reynolds Gross. Your Jenny just really likes wrapping food up to keep them. Hello, I'm Jenny Reynolds Gross, it's different. Your Jenny just really likes wrapping food up to keep them. Hello, I'm Jenny Reynolds Gross. I'd like to apply to be part of this Chicago corporation. I hear the CEO has a real good value when it comes to hotels. She values it well.

God, I can't get it right. So Ronnie, it's so weird seeing my name on screen because there aren't a lot of Ronnie's in entertainment I find or on TV. So I always find it weird. And I was like, is her name spelled R-R-O-N-N-I-E? I saw it weird at first. And I think it's because, I don't know,

it's a trip seeing him. My face, my eyes wouldn't see it. So Ronnie, yeah, she is crazy. She wants, she expects an attentive and knowledgeable staff, LOL. And then Gary is like, okay, and all day one, that guys would like to enjoy a safe show around.

Even when they're out. Can we please stop making Gary read every episode? It's just fucking painful. Like the preference sheet is now translucent with all a spit that has actually wound up on it So day two the guests would like to experience the st. Carmen boat procession and glint says it's a boat procession So some added local flavor I'm just having visions of this giant ass sailboat careening into all these boats because I can't stop because it's broken at all times of this giant ass sailboat careening into all these boats because it can't stop because it's broken at all times so then Cloyce is like and on night one the guests are looking forward to

the chef preparing an impressive spread with a stutter laugh oh and uh uh Gary, they also specifically requested midnight stacks. And he's like, okay, cool, cool. So he doesn't know what a Studio 54 birthday party is. And well, I guess it's going to be Studio 50. But I guess it's supposed to be Studio 54. But it's just, I guess they're being cutesy. It's the club that's next to studio 54 that didn't quite do as well.

Like when Andy Warhol was, when Andy Warhol was going to studio 54, it was like, Kyle Richards going to studio 50. Kim's in studio 54, Kyle's in studio 50. Yeah, it's the runoff. It's a friends in face of Bridgertonnel area. It's in studio 50. Yeah, it's the runoff. It's a front and face a bridge and tunnel area. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap in commercial. I'm Lindsey Graham host of wonder show American scandal. We bring to life some of the biggest controversies in US history, presidential lies, environmental

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here comes the black and white pictures of Glen with his Afro, like a hair extra, talking about how he was groovy and went to a lot of discos. I know, I was like, okay, an Afro picture in three, two, one, there it is. So, by the way, all the stories- I feel like it's a gift to me every time they do it, which is delusional.

But I'm like, thanks guys. I think Glenn needs to work. Well, actually, I'm going to say he needs to work on his stories. But his cave story from last week was pretty good when he's like, yeah, I lived in a cave and there were some like, you know, nurses in another cave and we were just like, hang out. But like a lot of his stories, his arc is like, yeah, I love that. And we would just and we would just hang out.

Like you could say, hey, Glenn, do you like dinosaurs, I love that. And we would just, and we would just hang out. Like you could say, Hey Glenn, do you like dinosaurs? I love dinosaurs. Yeah. We'll just go see dinosaurs and then we were just going to hang out. That's fun. You know that and that's how to live your life. I think Glenn just finds himself in all these situations and he just is like, cool man. And just goes with it and loves his life. I mean, his story last week about how he could have stayed in a hostel, but he chose to stay in a cave because it was just fun and he could party with the Australian nurses down the, down at the other cave. That's just, I just love that. All his stories are like that. Like there's no story.

There's like literally no other story for him. It's like, Glenn, have you ever been to a trolley museum? Oh yeah. No, God, I used to go to try museums all the time. Yeah, we loved it. We'd go there. We just hang out and have fun. Oh, okay. Yeah. A while. What an experience. I knew some Australian nurse trolleys. We'd all hang out together. Keith who's still on this show, but we don't see Keith anymore cause he no longer has a romance storyline.

And this show hates people without romance storylines. It will not give them any attention. So Keith is just off. I mean, I think when they, when we first, yeah, he just, he's gone now. When we first saw Keith in this episode, I was like, did he get hair planks? Like, has he been off screen for that long

that he actually went and got a hair transplant? I was like, I was, I did notice he just disappeared. I'm like, I guess they can really only have like one pasty tall white guy with a very mediocre personality at a time. They're like, we can't, we can't showcase two of them at once. What we have chased now is legalized human trafficking. We've known it for years where they hire people to be on the show, and if they don't fuck each other, they're out.

And that's just it, you know? That's what they want. They expect there to be a love line. We heard rumors that there are like bonuses for people to have love interests on the show. I don't know that I necessarily believe that, but I don't not believe it, right? And I think we saw it when they had

Winter House below deck style this past season, which ended up getting it canceled, but when they tried the below deck people and every person came on like, okay, who am I gonna fuck? Who is it? Like literally, it's like, it's my job. I just always felt so bad.

Like it shouldn't be that obvious if that's your job. You know what i mean yeah so um diana meanwhile is telling us i usually date guys that are tall that are fit that have private armies in russia very similar to chase so yeah you know i have an eye on him and uh diana gets back so annoying this is why I don't feel bad for Diana at all in this episode. So original, Diana. Wow. You do? Oh my god, Diana. You like guys that are tall and fit? That's crazy. Wow. Good luck. That's a really rough, that's a really unique order. I hope they're able to find that for you. You know, Diana then gets back to her patented way of flirting, which is wiping down the bar and staring at it and not looking around.

What? I'm doing my best move. Scowling and wiping the bar. You wouldn't last two seconds in my country. Okay. Well, good to meet you. So Danny, eh? And she's like, shite, where you from? He's like, oh, South Carolina. Know where that is? She's like, no, but I can imagine it's South. A bunch of Texans taught me a drinking game.

I can't remember what it was, but we basically drank, gave each other lap dances, mullied out and braided each other's hair. Want to play? Sit on my face. Get over here. You won. You won the drinking game. Get over here.

Yeah. Then they start flirting. Want to play? Sit on my face. Get over here. You won. You won the drinking game. Get over here." Yeah, then they start flirting. He's like, yeah, well, I got a couple of drinking games up my sleeve. And she's like, well, you better bring them to the table because this group's been pretty hard to get going. You know what I'm saying? She's like, oh yeah, well, you don't have to worry about me. It's the other way around.

I got to worry about staying professional. Stay away from me. Oh my God, thank God, I'm real man. I could give you a real whole quarter man who drinks. And he's like, well, I'm not drinking like that this year though, cause I really wanna behave. He's like, oh yeah? Well, if I see you the first one going to bed

on crew day or whatever, you're gonna get it, mister. Get away from me, Satan. You're not gonna get me in trouble, okay? Okay, throw these these both these people overboard They are such annoying flirters Like the next time I want to see these two is on a billboard that says gonorrhea really big on it Gonorrhea is forever. Honestly. I can't even believe I was making fun of Dan Danys I mean Diana's way of flirting because

Like if only we could be so blessed to have these two flirting quietly like that because these two are so obnoxious together. Yeah, and I respect Diana's kind of flirting because that's how I flirt. I flirt like this. Ah. Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Just make a really judgmental face of somebody and then sigh. And then I'm like, what, how could you go from, you know, I wanted him. I know. It's like, couldn't they tell when I didn't talk to them at all? So can they be all that I just stood in the corner and gave them a really

judgy, horrified look all night. So Diana's like, Oh, for fuck's sake. So and then Danny's like my prayers have finally been answered. I have a lot of feelings running through my body. I have most of them in my lower half under my scot. So he's hilarious and she's like oh she's a wild card and she's trying to get me in trouble already. So then Davide is in the galley and he's with Glenn and they're looking at what Cloyce is doing and Cloyce is now, he's being judicious and industrious and he is working on some sort of dessert

that looks like a fried egg, but is really mango. Yeah, and so they're like, wow, what does it look like? Egg is not an egg, but it's really mango. Yeah. And so they're like, wow, what is easy? Look like egg is not an egg. Crazy times. These are crazy times we're living in. And of course like T said sodium alginate blended into water and it reacts with the calcium lactate glutinate that I blended into the mango.

Have I learned English or was it all a waste of time? I want my money back. What the fuck are you talking about man? Can I put this in my hair to make it straighter? So Cloyus is like, I think that last charter went pretty well and like the guests seem to have enjoyed it. And it just I'm hoping that we can ride this high to the next charter and you know, celebrating a 50th birthday is kind of a big deal. So getting worse is definitely not an option.

This person is obviously not 50. Um, cause that's going to be the theme of my 50th birthday, getting worse, getting worse is welcome to my 50th birthday. I'm embracing getting worse. Getting worse is not. Welcome to my 50th birthday. I'm embracing getting worse. So listen, I support it. Fuck this positive shit. I'm getting worse.

That's it. My knees hurt. Welcome to my 50th birthday. It's all downhill from here. OK, let's do this together, people. Let's do it. So Daisy and Gary are doing their final checks. And then we one thing that happened last episode is that

Daisy and Gary have moved in together as roomies. So Gary, like knocks on the cabin door. She's like, Cara, you don't have to knock to come in here. It's your room, too. He's like, sorry. I think I do. I think I do. Well, you think I'll just be lying here naked, Gary. He's like, well, a man can dream. Roman with Gary, it's the right decision.

I know where he is. I can keep an eye on him. Look, if you have a relationship with someone, sometimes you find each other really sexy, and then sometimes you hate each other. But right now, I'm just trying to get Gary to be better for himself and our children. And did I say that out loud?

God damn it, Isaac. So, I think that if we can spend time on a book together, living in a house together, would seem like a breeze. So they're like, I snore, no, I don't. You snore. No, I don't. No, you do. It's like that, but it's like this and like this and like this and like that. It's like pirates doing like really cutesy talk to each other. Meanwhile Diana finally gets her shot to flirt with Chase. Chase walks up and is like, hey, have the guys just been stealing your Dyson attachments? And she's like, I'm sure they take them sometimes.

Oh, so you're gonna hurt me if I take yours? Ha ha ha. And she's like, Oh God, is that a yes? All right, well, I'm trying here. I'm trying. Here's the lollipop. I'll see you later. I'll try again later.

Got your nose. Give me back my fucking nose or sleep with fish. Hey, geez. It's my thumb. Oh, now I'm thumb nose. Great, get the fuck out of here. Love you, call me. So the guests are arriving.

So here come the guests. Here are the guests. Guests have come on board. So nowadays he gives like the whole, the boat tour and everything. Oh, look at the guests. Guest server have come on board. So now Daisy gives like the whole, the boat tour and everything. Oh, look at the guests, a bunch of milfs. That's what I said. A bunch of hot moms I'd like to friend zone.

And then Keith turns to Cloyce and is like, yeah, I feel like you might leave with a sugar mama. And he's like. So Danny is, now she's like, she's like, can I get you anything else? And this woman Ronnie is like, who's your mixologist? She's like, well, it depends on the cocktail. Apparently, my best is an espresso martini and the ladies like, Ronnie's like, and the rule, Danny, always focus on me.

Hey, I'm Ronnie. So she's like- Shouldn't have told the jellyfish that. Oh gosh, yeah, be careful. Don't say that too loud. The whole ocean's like, get her. You don't say that when King Neptune is here. Get her.

So then later, Danny and Diana are making like small work talk and then he's like should we put the stripes on there and she's Diana's like oh man I really need to use straps for something else oh I'm so horny bro I need six. Which I think was like her little way of saying actually I want to go after Chase but you know I think I mean it doesn't matter if you're subtle or you're blatant. Danny is still going to go after chase because she's going to decide that he's hers. But I think that maybe Diana should maybe be a little bit more blatant about it

if she's going to deal with a knit like Danny. I think she was pretty blatant last week when she was like, I want that one. Then she said that to Dan. Did she say that? I think they both were like, I want that one. Dan is like, Did she say that to Dan? Did she say that to Danny? I think they both were like, I want him. I mean, both when they, I think when he came on, they were both like, I want him. But I don't think she told him you get,

you've taken every guy so far, so I get him. But that's also just not how it works. I mean, the person involved should have some say in it, right? I mean, I guess. But then I think that Danny does end up with Chase, so I guess it shows that that does work, you know? You gotta stake your claim.

I mean, I don't know. Yeah, yeah. So, meanwhile, there's something about moving your car back. So Glenn asks Gary to do something and Chase comes in to help moving your car back or whatever, it's some sort of terminology. And Chase is just really helpful. And he's just really good at what he's doing,

unlike Emma and Glenn's like, I'm just really happy to have someone of Chase's caliber back on board. He's like the cave of deckhands, you know, just really awesome. And you know, if Gary's able to put the personal stuff aside, then I'm feeling really good about this. Kind of like the first time I went into a cave actually.

So Danny comes up and she's like, oh, Chase, I got some really good photos of you guys. And he's like, oh, did you? You got one of me dancing? Whoa, I love action shots. God, what a selfless photographer. That's great. Let me see.

And they start flicking through her phone and I could have sworn this was going to be a gay move. I mean, I don't know, do straight people do that where you start flicking through your phone and you're like, whoops, there's my dick pic. I thought that was gonna happen too, like, oh, that's me with my bra, sorry, whoops, you weren't supposed to see that.

Yeah, sorry, it's me with my bikini. I thought it was gonna be definitely, I was just taking pictures from my friends back home. Yeah, I thought that was 100 I thought it was gonna be definitely, I was just taking pictures for my friends back home. Yeah, I thought that was 100% what was gonna be. And meanwhile, Diana is actually working. By the way, I don't actually show my dick to people on DickPix, casually in a bar, but it has been done to me enough times

that I'm like, oh, are we doing that now? Or we're just like, oh, hey, let me show you a picture of my dog, and then they're like, oh, and I say, well, whose dick is that? And they're like, he's sorry. It's happened enough times that I'm like, wow, I guess I'm supposed to have dick pics in my phone.

I just can't, I have too many people with kids in my life that I can't just be like, I am just gonna have random dick pics hanging out on my phone. Also, nobody needs my dick pic. I gave my mom my phone the other night. I was like, hey, look at this picture. This is a picture from London. And she's like, great.

And then she just starts scrolling. I was like, this is why you can't have dick pics on, because I can't have my mom. Yeah, that's how my whole family is. They're like, oh, let me see it. And then they've got my phone for an hour. And they're like, hey, wait a minute. What does this mean?

What is a dog? What is a dog E-coin Like get the hell out of there. So, but meanwhile, while we talk about someone who's not photogenic, my Dick, Oh my God, I've never seen somebody less eager to take a picture. I'm like, first of all, come out of there. Come on. Like knocking on my foot. But like, come on, I know you're in there. I've seen you before. So anyway, um, while Danny is flirting with chase,

you get the sense that she should probably be working or helping out because Diana is like scurrying around making cocktails, you know, doing what she needs to do. And Danny of course is not working. Instead she's flirting, which is the ongoing story of her season. And Diana is just muttering beneath her breath, which is her ongoing story of her of her season. And Diana is just muttering beneath her breath, which is her ongoing story of her season. This girl. Yeah.

And then Daisy, it's very sort of getting ready to start serving lunch and everything. Daisy's talking to Cloyce about serving lunch, et cetera. And the guests start to, she tells the guests that they can sit for lunch. So they start heading to the table and then she introduces the menu and, um, Diana is trying to serve them drinks and time. It's like, there's no way I can fucking remember their names. They all look the same.

And, uh, so Daisy's like, wait a minute, did no Rose come? Because some girls like Rose, please. So she's looking for Rose and she's like, wait a minute, did no Rosé come? Because some girls like, Rosé, please. So she's looking for Rosé and she's like, ah, fuck, I didn't order Rosé. Dun, dun, dun. Which I thought was pretty big of her to say instead of they forgot my fucking Rosé. Because I feel like a lot of people would have been like,

it's the company's fault. But Daisy's just like, I fucked it up. I really read red dots on the couch to that one. I think that they did get Rose, but it probably fell through the hole in the bottom of the boat. It just like, just sank to the bottom of the ocean. They just patched it up to like, yeah, well we saved the boat, but we lost the Rose. So this is the second season in a row, by the way, with the rosé emergency because last season on Below Deck Med, we had that awful provisioner in Greece who like to protect them for days to get them like a single bottle of rosé and then

the rosé turned out to be red wine. Yes, it is. Rosé is a common storyline. You know, it's like on housewives and like, guess what we're doing this season freezing vaginas. Every show is going to go to a freezing vagina place. And this this one's like, okay, we're going to have rosé issues on every season. It's a theme. Rosé issues.

So Diana is actually able to find a single bottle of Miraval. So you know, nice to see that they're supporting Brangelina with that. And then they're like off the hook a little bit, but they still have to get some more rosé. So now everybody is going to sit. So we have our first meal, which is like watermelon feta salad, but it's done, you know, in a very fancy way, gastro way. And they also have mint consomme with a micro herb.

And so they're like, so they order rose again. So she's like, oh, fuck, you know. So then we move to Chase. So Gary and Chase are talking about, Gary is basically like, yeah, we got the first impression of everyone. Which basically means, who do you want to stick your penis into?

And Chase is like, well, everyone seems nice. I'll tell you this though, people need to be a little bit more cautious because I've stolen about three noses today. Got a little bag here. And those two. With the help of the teddy bear.

Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah. So then Daisy's like, Glenn, I messed up and I don't have rosé. Are we near a restaurant that I could pop in and buy one? And what I like is that the the urgency of it all means that Glenn can't even get mad at Daisy. He's like, oh, she's like, I know it's annoying, but it is what it is. So come on, get me to a restaurant, Glenn. He's's like, okay We'll just try to do it quick. I swear Glenn. I'll take you to a cave after this. Thanks for having my back I'd love this She's like, can we get is there a restaurant around and then they just cut to them being in the middle of the ocean So they decided to let Chase go, uh,

find that because he's been working hard. Uh, uh, so why, here's the thing he's been working hard, but then why are you punishing him by sending him with Danny? I know. So Chase and Danny go onto a tender of hell to go find this Rosé. Like the worst, the worst place in the world at that moment was being on that tender. It's just two very annoying people bantering with each other and thinking that they are hilarious. Okay. Now I know banter can get out of hand. I get it. But the last

thing I need is to be on that Tinder. Yeah. No kidding. The Tinder is going to wreck itself again. It's just going to keep... Why does that Tinder keep crashing into rocks? At first I thought it was me, then I realized the Tinder is just having a really, really tough season. The Tinder has become, the Tinder has become prescient, not prescient, sentient. The Tinder has woken up, has become sentient and it's realized that it's being used by idiots. The tender has woken up, has become sentient, and it's realized that it's being used by idiots. And now it's like, I want to go back to being asleep.

And it specifically hates bad flirting, because the last time it crashed was when Gary was on it flirting with that dancer. Remember, he was taking the dancer back home, and he's like, eww, how long have you been dancing? And it was like, eww. It's like the tender's just starting to bash its head into the rocks, and everyone's wondering why.

The tender is like, where are those orcas off the coast of Spain? The tenders got, they come back, they're like, wait a minute, why do you have orca stickers all over you? Who put those on you? It's like, hey. So, it loved that we have a sentient tender

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and listen to every episode ad free by joining Wondery Plus in the Wondery app, Spotify or Apple podcasts. So anyway, Danny, the guests are playing with water toys and then Danny tries to go to a restaurant, but it's closed and no one speaks English and everything. So she's telling English and everything. So she's telling Daisy and everything and Daisy's like, well, try to do your best.

Try to do a little reconnaissance or try to find someone because we're in a huge rush. But we're not in a huge rush. Sorry. I almost said my huge rush voice, but we're actually not in a huge rush. So go have fun. So yeah, Daisy's like, I can't believe the fucking store is closed. I don't want to hear about us running out of rosé. So since no matter what, do not come back on this boat without the fucking rosé. So she finally finds a restaurant and gets some rosé and she's like, I'm just so stoked that we got this done. I reckon that, Chase, and I do make a good team.

We get shit done and still manage to have fun. And that's all I've needed for the past four weeks. And I finally fucking got it. He's my little rosy, sicking compadre. And then as they go back to the boat, they laugh at everything and just point at things like, that's rocks. Oh my God, it is rocks. And they laugh and they see kids and they're like, go faster kids.

Oh my God, he loves yelling innocent things at children too. We're basically married. Literally the worst people. So Daisy, they come back and everyone's changing for dinner and everything. And Danny's setting the table. Chloe's stuck about how he's gonna be doing some sort of tuna crispy rice and hamachi crudo for dinner

and some other stuff and the fried rice. Oh wait, then he says he going to make this fried egg dessert. And he's like, oh, so it's like a fried egg. I don't know whether I should lecture you and say, it's our 10 years of being a hat chiefs do. I've never seen a fried egg for dessert. Voice because Daisy is also like she's been doing this for a while, but she doesn't really pay attention to the fancy food, which I love when she's like, what, how do you pronounce this?

He's like, Tomahawk. Right. What is that? So I like when he goes, I'm going to do tuna crispy rice and hamachi crudo and then black miso marinated cod. And she just looks at him with her one eye cocked like, is that talking to her? Is he talking about food or calling for a cab? I can't really understand what he's saying. Yeah, so let's try to work on the timing just so there's not too much time in

between clients. He's like, listen, the ladies are here to celebrate a sexy five oh, so I want the food to be perfect. And want communication in the interior to have to be perfect. So if all goes exactly according to plan, everything's going to be pretty sexy. So she's like, do ask for help if you need it, but I'm going to be sorry to just see your dinner. And she says it in that kind of way, like you're about to fail and I can't wait. And he's like, me too, Daisy. And I was like, I don't think she meant it that way. So then, um, Danny and Diana are talking and, um, so Danny's like, uh, Anthony Anthony, you know, Anthony,

remember him from the O beach club gave me a couple of O's. Thank you. Anthony's thought, when are you going to go out again? When can I see you again? I'm like, uh, Anthony's like, when are you going to go out again? When can I see you again? I'm like, uh, But Chase is like fucking, fucking like hot as hell. And he like winked at me and I like malfunctioned.

Like I just couldn't. But it's like, oh my God, I'm getting text from Anthony. But then Chase is like winking at me. I'm like, oh my God, like so many men in my right. And Diana's just like folding napkins. Like, I really don't care. Like Danny is this girl who sits there and prattles on about all the guys who like her as if anyone gives a fuck.

And I guarantee you, no one does. So then Danny's like, I was just like, what? I mean, all right, looks good to me. You know? And Danny's just like, I mean, Diana is just like, Oh God, please die in fire. Please die in fire. Yeah. And then Daisy is saying, Kois, so guests are ready to come. Can I seat them? And Danny's like, go ahead and no, she tells Danny, go ahead and seat the guests. And so then she sees the guests and stuff. So now what's the chorus? It's the tuna.

Dun, dun, dun. So now Daisy is radioing Cloyce, I've cleared and he's like, Oh, I need to know before you've cleared that doesn't really help much. And he's kind of muttering to himself. And then she radios the girls to come for service and do cocktails and stuff. But now Cloyce is starting to get his panties in a wad about not because she is communicating. She's not liking that is communicating she's not liking that he's she's communicating I don't know what's wrong with him if he's

running behind but he seems to be blaming her for probably I don't think he's hearing it yet well I don't think he's hearing it and he's still not like when she's saying we've cleared he's always like she's saying we've cleared you know and so the next big thing that happens is that. They sort of it's in here a little bit, but like it's something where she says it and it's like he doesn't hear it. And then he asked Danny cause he's like, he asked Danny goes like, have you been up there recently? And she's like, no. And he goes, well, I need to know where they're at with the meal.

But Daisy just said that we're clearing. So he didn't hear it. And then he's asking Danny this. And then of course, well, I need to know where they're at with the meal. But Daisy just said that we're clearing. So he didn't hear it. And then he's asking Danny this. And then, of course, Danny. And then Daisy literally just says next, we're clearing and moving stuff downstairs. Because something that happens in the middle here is that it's getting windy. So the guests want to go from sitting upstairs.

Because earlier at lunch, by the way, the guests are kind of funny because they seem, by and large, pretty cool. But they have like definite standards. And they're like, are we going to be eating every meal at this table? I don't think I want to have every meal at this table. We're not going to eat every meal at this table, right? Like let's get to like some table variety. I mean, seven course, seven star hotel on the ocean needs to have table variety, right? Okay. So this time they sat them upstairs, but it got too windy. So now they're going downstairs. So Daisy says we're clearing and moving stuff downstairs.

Right, and then they start moving, but Clorice is getting annoyed. By the way, you know, not to belittle what he's doing, because he does seem to be doing a good job, but he's serving yellowtail. I mean, it's like literally sushi. So he doesn't, it can be plated, you know what I mean? And he is using the blowtorch to sear it or whatever

as it goes out, but it's still like a cold plate of food. Like, I think you're gonna be okay. It's weird that he's getting his panties in a bunch about it. And then, and why am I saying panties in a bunch? And then Danny is not helping because he's like, so Danny, could you just let me know like where we are with the meals?

She's like, it's not my job, why are you acting mean? Like it's my job to tell you this stuff. It is your job, you're a fucking server. And you should know where they are in the meal. And if the chef asks you where they are in the meal, you should know to tell him. He's not yelling at you. He's asking you what's going on.

Don't act like it's not your fucking job. It's your job, ma'am. So then, Chloe said then ask, so when they're moving downstairs, Daisy again, she radios and says we are clearing and moving stuff downstairs. And then Chloe says like, Danny, are we ready? And she's like, well, we've only just finished sitting, but because we have to, we have to move things downstairs. And then he's like, and then she's like,

I don't know why you're acting like it's my job to tell you. And then he says, well, I'm glad I asked you. Can you tell Daisy we're coming up with plates? Like, I'm glad I asked you. Daisy is the one who said we are moving stuff downstairs. So he's just not listening. Yeah. And then so now Glenn is standing with the guests who have moves, but they're standing at the bar and he's like,

this is the greatest time to regale you about a story about a Rockfish that I saw in Hawaii guys So let me tell you he had this weird collar under his armpit and guess what that meant He was poisonous and the only reason I know that isn't because I read about Rockfish armpits being poisonous But because I was with this Australian nurse that I met in a cave and she was like, look at the rockfish. His armpit's pretty. And then she died. So I pretty much knew at that point we were in debt.

Wait a minute. What about the nurse? Oh, yeah. Her name was, I think, Marva. I don't really remember. I thought it was a funny name because within L, it could have been like a baby, something like a worm, maybe. So anyway, rockfish, am I right? I mean, she just was so excited to see a Rockfish because I mean look when you live in a cave and you see something called a Rockfish it's just natural you want to go up and pet it but you know what unfortunately it was poisonous so even though she was a nurse there was

only so much she could really do. You know the funny thing is we found out about the Rockfish from a cave painting. Yeah we used to look at that Rockfish cave painting all the time. Never mentioned that was poisonous though so a note to that painter you should probably all the time. Never mentioned that was poisonous though, so a note to that painter, you should probably put a warning. Oh god, it was fun. And here's another thing about rockfish. Poor Marva, all she really wanted to do was go to a concert.

It's rough living in a cave, but she went to see some rockfish and ended up dying from rockfish armpits. Oh well. So he's just going and going. Meanwhile, they're coming up with plates and kind of looking at him like, let's move this along. And Daisy's like, this is the longest story about the fish I've ever heard. So she has to interrupt and she's like, she's like, normally, you know,

normally in these situations, you know, you'll look for a lull to interrupt and say, you know, bring people to the table, But Glenn is not lolling. There's no law. So now Cloyce is getting annoyed and saying, I'm getting annoyed at this point because she's telling me all the time, I'm the greatest chiefs to ever. Well, you've been doing it 12 years. Well, maybe now is a good time to enact some of that decades of knowledge and fucking tell me the guests aren't even at the table. Oh, my God, your yellow tail will wait, okay?

And by the way, you're serving two raw things in a row. Loser. Loser. Like it's even a thing. That's not even a thing that you can't serve two raw things in a row, by the way. I'm just annoyed by him, so I'm gonna come up with any reason to be mad at him now.

So, um, uh, so, so then Cloyce, they're now asking Cloyce like about his background and he's like, I'm from Anaheim, California and I'm 22 and I learned how to cook on space mountain. And they're like, wow, I'm 20, I'm 28 and I still can't even use a microwave. But by the way, that's not what your background means. You're not asking where you're from and how old you are. This isn't American Idol.

They're saying like, where have you trained? Who says that? I'm from Anaheim and I'm 22. Like, wow, congratulations. Here's a Nobel prize for being young, okay? Where have you worked, sir? So then Danny goes up to Daisy, Daisy's like doing some work and Danny's like, Cloyce has been like snapping like nonstop, which

by the way, he didn't snap. And then and then she goes and then even earlier, like with the plating and stuff, he's like, oh, Daisy only tells me when you're clearing, like you never tell me when anything's actually going on. Isn't that like crazy? It's so crazy. You should maybe like get mad at him because he's like snapped at me and it wasn't cool He didn't give me like the positive male attention. I was looking for so you should you should get him in trouble Yeah, here she goes starting shit because she didn't want to stand up to him herself or communicate improperly So she's gonna have Daisy yell at him and Daisy also falls for it

You know Daisy does talk about how professional is she is. And she really is so unprofessional sometimes. She's like, oh really? They really, I'm supposed to, and she marches down the stairs like, Cloy's army commu- wait, where is Cloy? God damn it. I know, I love that.

She was all ready to rip into him. Where the hell is he? So then, this is such a bullshit comment. He wants communication from me, but he isn't willing to give me the same back. It's a fucking one sided way on this boat, which makes sense. This since this boat does tend to tilt to one side, but either way, I'm fucking sick of it. What's the matter? Is he taking too long? It's like some people don't understand communication. Well, some people understand that communication isn't necessarily walking in

and sticking your finger in someone's face and ripping them to shreds, dude. Geez. Some people don't understand communication. They just serve food when they want to, but some of us are bringing place to the guests. It's my turn, boys. Daisy is mama, mama rose.

Yikes. So Glenn checks in with Cloyce. He's like, everything cool? Sing a terrestial drama with him. He's like, yeah. Okay, Daisy, we're ready to clear whenever you are, madam. Oh, dammit, don't have time to set that right baby.

Okay okay don't you know don't let it get to you like let's solve it after dinner and which of course means another after another rockfish story. God I got a doozy coming up. Moral of the story don't end up like Marva. All right, Cloyce, radio, radio, Cloyce, Cloyce, die, die, die. We're currently clearing. It'll take us three seconds to walk to the table and clear. All right? All right. We've cleared now.

Now we'll be to the galley in 40 seconds. I'm just not in the mood right there. So fast progressive. So then he serves the fried egg dessert and then finally she can yell at him. I'm just not in the mood right there. So fast progressive. So then he serves the fried egg dessert and then finally she can yell at him. She's like, she's like, Cloyce, if you have a problem with timing and you need to speak to me about it, not the girls.

He's like, oh, about what? Well, also you weren't making snippy comments to the girls about timing. She goes, well, I did. And it helps when you guys share with me where you're at in the meal and not when we're at like the meal and not where like, not when we're at like at the end.

Because, okay, well, there are several things there. You need to tell me, I need a two minute call, a five minute call and like the communication goes both ways. I cannot stand there just telling you how far they are. I'm doing cocktails, I'm doing things. I'm wiping down shit that Gary left on our cabin wall, if you know what I'm saying.

I'm doing a lot of things. Well, yeah, but I mean, I know you're doing 100 things. And that's why I try not to hold that against you either. And she's like, Well, well, all right. Well, here's another finger going up. What I'm more mad about is you snapping at the girls that creates a big circle of miscommunication. He's like, Okay, well, I'm sorry that happened. Yeah, that's obviously not good. She's like, well, all right. Well, number three, this isn't for me, by the way, Cloyce, just to let you know, this is for you.

My service is great. And it's like, yeah, that's great. I really appreciate that. She's like, aw. So, is this what she just starts to smile? Cause she was like, what do I do? Like she's ready to just let this have the biggest fight ever. And this guy's just like looking at her like,

you're so right Daisy. You're amazing. I love everything you do. Cracking up. Just the way she started to smile, like, oh, that was easy. And, but also like, this is, it's almost like she realizes in that moment

how ridiculous, not ridiculous, but like how worked up she had gotten and she just starts laughing at herself almost. I felt like she was laughing at herself too. Like, oh, I really was just going in on this guy. And so she's like, so, all right, well, so it could be with your timing that changes so guests are sitting there awkwardly.

We're still, we're still learning, right? Cause my service is great. I don't, I don't know what to do. You're not fighting back. So this is strange for me. It's great. You're great. Everything's great.

She's like, okay, so have we reached a conclusion? He's like, great. Yeah. And she just starts cracking up and, uh, she's, he tells us, yeah, Daisy's intensity is so attractive, you know. Sometimes when she's yelling at me, I have to admit I'm not really paying attention. I just, it's easy to get lost in like her smile

and her eyes just cut to Daisy's like cock pirate eye like furious like, you got it. Where, where are the straws? So. She's just so beautiful. So everyone goes to sleep. Not that she's not, it's just Daisy yelling at somebody, like all hunched over with her finger in her face

and one eye cocked like that. He's like, God, she's beautiful. It's just Daisy. It's like, crazy. So. This is definitely the best part of the season. I died laughing. I thought it was so funny. So now it's the next day.

Our crew is waking up and everything and Chase goes up to Diana and is like, can I help? And she like shows him how to, she like puts a napkin through a ring, which is very suggestive. Um, but he doesn't really pick up on it. And since she's not like super thirsty, like Danny, she just sort of lets it be. Cause Danny would be like, look at this, look at his napkin to the ring. Oh my God. Reminds me of something. Right, Chase? Right, Chase? Right, Chase? I don't think I've ever been jealous of a napkin before, am I right? But Diana's just like, well, I did it once

and he didn't pick up on it, so what else can I do? Oh well. So Chase is like, wow, so great. She goes, how are things going with crew? And he's like, swimmingly, pun intended, got it. Did you? Did you get it? All right.

So everyone seems really nice, I guess. And she's like, even the ones that don't talk. And he goes, you talk. Just, no, well, it's not that I don't talk. You're focused on work, that's great. Yes, it's just like when I focus, I do it like this. He's like, yeah, okay, well, this was super fun to talk to you.

I'm going to go back. Just going back. Are you missing anything on your face? Where's my nose? Gotcha. Diana's a, she's tricky to read. She's real quiet, but I'm extremely attracted to her. And the honest truth is that Danny and Diana are both stunning and all my plans just be single, do my job.

Those plans are in trouble. I think I got my own nose. So now in the morning, it becomes coffee battles with Ronnie. Ronnie, we see slowly starting to diva out because first it was like, are we always eating at this table? I don't really want to be at this table all the time. And then we start seeing where she's telling the people,

the food is great, but then to her friend, she's like, I mean, really, can I use some salt? I mean, really? She's like starting to make little comments and it seems like she's just kind of keeping that Diva in, but she's letting it a little more out today. She's like, Daisy, give me a coffee. I want it with cream and a little sugar, but she's letting it a little more out today. She's like, Daisy, give me a coffee.

I want it with cream and a little sugar, but please not too much sugar. Oh, all right. I'd love my coffee the same. Daisy, God, that is just not enough sugar. I mean, that needs more sugar. All right, then Daisy puts more sugar. Oh God, I can't even drink.

Just bring me tea. Just bring her the fucking milk and sugar. Now why are you letting Ronnie boss you around and run you up and down the stairs? She's obviously getting off on it. Bring her the fucking milk and sugar. Why are you letting Ronnie boss you around and run you up and down the stairs? She's obviously getting off on it. Bring her the fucking milk and sugar and tell her to shut the fuck up with your face and not your words.

Seriously, or Ronnie, you show her exactly how you like your coffee. It's really not that hard. So don't worry, the universe works in mysterious ways. So after this breakfast coffee situation, um, they start playing on water toys and they're out in the water. They're having a nice time. And then Ronnie's like, Oh my God. Uh, and she comes back to the boat and she has been stung by a jellyfish.

Who was clearly in service. So, um, they get her and she's like, ah, and Glen's like, whoa, you know what's stung you? It's called a cyst and you can put alcohol right on it. You can do it. All right, then call me a cyst cause I'm ready to party. Danny, not now. All right, don't do this to me.

All right, we're gonna get this. I'm gonna grab it easily. We're gonna try and get that and kill it with alcohol. Okay We really need to get this thing around It kind of reminds me of when we saw that rockfish and Marvin was just dying there on the side and we're like We should get this thing around of Marva But that we didn't want to get her and we also wanted to have more time with the rockfish too It's like Glenn, please focus on Ronnie's leg. Oh, sorry about that so they do get it out and

Daisy is, so then Chase and Daisy are talking later and Daisy's like, didn't you miss drinking with me? He's like, actually, yeah. And no, Chase says that to her. And he's like, yeah, I can tell everyone's been on their best behavior on this boat. She goes, really, how can you tell that? He's like, because I haven't heard any awful stories. And she goes, all right, well, here's one. Danny and Gary kissed. Danny and Gary.

Just threw it. I was so happy that Daisy did that. Only just because Danny is such a brat. And I was just happy. It was such a dick move of Daisy, but I supported it. And Danny's like, oh, Daisy, oh yeah. And she also, she almost had a thing with Keith too. And there's a guy at the beach club and that jellyfish. Oh yeah. They've got, she has history with that jellyfish too. There really is nothing in Ibiza that she hasn't really tried to go after. And she goes, I'm being a bitch because I'm not involved in any of that. So I might as well embarrass everyone. Well, at least you didn't bring up the guy for the beach club, right?

She actually did not bring up Anthony. Yeah, I thought that was nice, because that's her third. And so Danny's like, absolutely nothing happened with Keith and Gary was the literal fun thing that we both decided was a one-time thing. And Daisy goes, oh, I mean, she wasn't. She goes, Daisy, I mean, I can take a joke.

I'm fine, Daisy. And Daisy's like, well, I shouldn't have said anything. Don't, Donny, don't be upset because Danny goes off to another room. Oh, God, this is how she acted the day after she slept with the guy from Ibiza. Oh, did I say that part out loud? Apologies. Apologies. But she did sleep with him right in that room over there.

And Danny's like, great, I don't want to remind that like she's so mad. And she goes, you know what, I don't want to remind her here. And if you're trying to do plant something in his head, that's not great. Which is karma for you. Cause that's constantly what you're doing is planting, planting, planting. And she's like, this is why I'm not friends with most girls. No, you're not friends with most girls. The same reason I'm not friends with like cookie monsters.

Okay. Because you want all the cookies. That is why you're not friends with the girls. Stop acting like girls are so jealous of you and this and that. You're not friends with girls because you look at them all the cookies. That is why you're not friends with the girls. Stop acting like girls are so jealous of you and this and that. You're not friends with girls because you look at them all like competition and all you need is male validation

and you don't want anybody stealing that from you. You are so fucking textbook. Team Daisy on this one, I thought it was hilarious. It was great. And if there's no shame in your game, then you shouldn't be all offended. You should be like, yeah, I've had to try so many guys here and you're the first decent one, you know? Like own your game, then you shouldn't be all offended. You should be like, yeah, I've had to try so many guys here and you're the first decent one,

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