Watch What Crappens - #2650 RHOBH S1404 Part Two: Sister Act

Episode Date: December 11, 2024

This is part 2 of a two-part recap!The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills continues their trip to Oceanaide with a vow to act like sisters. Unfortunately, they choose to act like the Richards sisters and fight a lot. Ah well, at least Dorit gets some stuff off her chest. Again. And again. And then more. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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episodes. But enough of that, let's get right back into the episode. So now they get some lobster and it's like some wacky Jennifer Tilly with a lobster moment. Cause Kathy's like, can you help me get some of this lobster out? She's like, I don't know. Like what do you mean with my fingernails? Yeah. And it's like, it sounds like you got this Jennifer.

You. Yeah, and it's like, it sounds like you got this Jennifer you. The Garcell and Kyle and they're down on they're on a another deck and Kyle's like, Oh my God, look at these cute towels. Oh my God, these are Hermes. Oh my God. No one knows yet. Right there, Hermes. Oh my God. Oh my God. Did they belong to the boat? Can I have them? Can I order them for delivery here? Do you think they'll take the liver? Can you postmate Hermes towels onto the ocean? Maybe it's a gift from Kathy.

What do I know? Well, I have a feeling that they belong to the boat. That's so annoying. Boat beat me. Can't believe I'm jealous of a boat. Kyle's eyes. No, I mean, like, listen, you got to hand it to her. She knows her brands because she can spot them in a second. Yeah, no, no. I mean, listen, you gotta hand it to her. She knows her brands,

because she can spot them in a second. Yeah, the newer base. And by the way, you know those weren't missing from the boat. Kyle's totally stole that shit. No, Ronnie, she totally paid for them, because don't forget from last season, I love shopping. That's my personality.

I love to shop. I can shop anywhere, Airports, gas stations. So now Garcelle and Kyle Bond, which is kind of funny. I guess, you know, it's funny because these people have been on this show for a long time together now, the current cast, most of them in this configuration have been around, but no one's really friends on this show. It's crazy, right? I mean, we've seen a lot of shows that are like that, but Grussell and Kyle aren't friends, but it's cute watching them pretend to like each other. I mean, I guess they don't hate each other, but they're not friends, right? I don't think so. I think they

get along. But hey, they're good work colleagues. Yeah, they're allowed to try. So they start talking. And then meanwhile, Dorit and Sutton are talking. And Sutton's like, now, I've been thinking about you. Now, what you're going through, it's really hard. And I've been there. And I want you to know, you can lean on me a little bit. Just try to use less than seven accents at one time because I just, my brain, it hurts. It hurts when I'm around you.

So, and just, you know, having been through my own separation and then a divorce, James was the same age as Jagger. So who kind of throws me back to that time? Now, of course, I stood to gain a lot more money than Dorit does from PK. But you know, I do see parallels in some kid parallels. I get $350,000 a month and Dorit owes $350,000 a month. But still, we do both have children with wieners who are around the same age. So now it is kind of sad for Dorit. Not really me. This is fun for me, but I digress.

Sure, that PK has diabetes for but like it's pretty similar. But like, it's pretty similar. Basically the same thing. Now, Dorit has always declared her love for PK. And I'm not sure if there's underlying serious tragedy in the love affair. But when that happens, sometimes you just can't use your judgment completely. Okay. You know who else hasn't used their judgment completely?

Actual judges. And that's going to be super fun when they get a hold of this couple. I'm actually really looking forward to that. What was I talking about? Me! We're talking about me. Right. I'm bored. Could you speed it along? So you and Christian got separated first. Well, we got separated. He filed for divorce and then I just became richer than a pig in mud, which I don't know if that makes sense. But in

the South, we just say that sort of stuff. Anyway, it just went to proceedings and it was like three years. Well, the whole process took three years. Like, yes, and I'm gonna tell you, you have to think, gosh, how old am I, and is this the face I want to have once I get out of this divorce? Well, I just want peace, Sutton, peace.

And then we cut back to Carl, Gar-cell, Gar-rile. Hello, welcome to my building. Ha. Soft drink. Soft. Ha. Yeah, so Gar-cell and Kyle are talking, and Gar-cell's like,

well, I'm glad that you and Dorit, at least, you know, you guys are trying to work it out. I don't know. I just feel like it's all so hard, talking to Dorit, that is. She's such an idiot. But either way, everybody's going through something, you know? My boys are getting ready.

For example, me. And Carl's like, oh, God. Here we go. Here's a conversation that doesn't have to do with me or me getting new Hermes towels. But go ahead, I guess. Carl just kind of pulls at her hair like, oh, Jesus. And Garcelle's like, well, for me, I'm just trying to figure things out. My boys are getting

ready to leave and I know who I am career wise. I'm Garcelle. I know who I am as a mom. I'm a mom. But I'm just having a hard time figuring out what's next for me as a woman. I feel like a black girl missing, if you will. Do I need a partner? Is it not, is it not a partner? Is it just me finding out when I'm not working or have the kids? I mean, I just, I'm trying to figure it all out. Okay, bravo, are you happy?

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And Kyle's like, it's scary when your kids leave, you know, like, you know, people say like, that's like my whole life, you know, like that was my whole identity. I mean, I'm a mom and I'm a wife and like I totally understand that. That's what I've been doing for years, you know, so like, am I gonna be alone?

Like, that scares me. Like, it's really, really, are you asleep? Oh, I'm so sorry. It's just the thing I do, it scares me. It's really, really scary. Are you asleep? Oh, I'm so sorry. It's just the thing I do. It's meditation. It's just like really hard, like when your whole identity is like being a mom, being a wife, being someone who was on Little House in the Prairie once. It's just hard.

And she's like the idea that like- As someone who knows Laura Ingalls, I just want to say it's really difficult being me right now. I don't know. I'm just like really nursing these emotions because I was a nurse on ER once. So it's just a lot. It's a lot to have. I mean, it's really hard when you were the one that knew George Clooney before he was

extremely hot. But, you know, I guess we just all matured differently than others. It's kind of funny. Like, cause we first met when he was on the facts of life and sort of like a different person then, but like our friendship goes like really, really, I wasn't on facts of life. I was on a spinoff called, um, uh, called the opinions of death. It didn't really work out so well. Oh, Kyle. No, that's a lie. And we all know it. No, Kyle. So then back

to Dorit. She's like, well, she's feeling so grateful because she got a wave of support from someone that she never would have expected it from, which is Sutton. And Sutton's like, I mean, I don't know if you are going to get divorced, but if that's the road, then girl, I'm sitting in that room with you. I'm going to go there. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. Okay. You need somebody? I'm going to go. What type of room is this that we're actually sitting in? A gongo. A gongo.

I don't know, but if it has a vending machine, you're in luck because my son knows how to service those. I like that she's saying, I'm going to go. Because that's what I tell Bueller all the time. I say, hey, are you going to go potty? And then I start calling him gongo. I don't know why I think that's so funny, but just hearing someone say, I'm going to go.

It's sort of in the realm of, you're a cool guy. You're a cool guy. That's what I tell Bueller when I'm waiting for him to poop. Gongo. Gongo. So then Garcelle and Kyle are now talking about Mo and Kyle's like, oh, it's good. He came over on Mother's Day and we went to the market

and he cut, it was nice. You know, it's interesting that she said that Mo and PK are so connected and that's odd. It's ironic that they are and you guys aren't. Also ironic that you allegedly know how to cook salmon, and yet you never cook whenever you talk about cooking. So. Well, what about PK reaching out to me?

That was pretty odd, right? Oh, Kyle. Now that's interesting. Isn't that interesting? See what Kyle's like. Oh, I'm gonna tell Garcel this, because for sure, Garcel will immediately take this to Sutton and Dury, you know.

But also, like, all season, Kyle has been talking about how she and PK are constantly, like, joking and texting and whatever, but here she frames it like, oh, PK's reaching out to her. But like, all season, am I incorrect in remembering this? She's making it sound like she reaches out to PK. Not even like, oh, he's reaching out to me. It's like they both just text each other and joke.

And she said, I'm closer with PK than I am with Doreen. She said these things. Yes. And so now she's going to make it sound like, oh, how inappropriate it is. Like the implication is, oh, PK is reaching out to me. PK is trying to fuck me. And you know, it's because Kyle never lets anything go.

And the whole rumor was, for the past couple of years, that Mauricio and Dorit were fucking. And it's made Kyle fucking crazy. And now here comes Kyle to start a rumor that PK is trying to fuck her, so she can get one up on her. I mean, it's just so her, it is so her. And I'm just starting

to enjoy it at this point. Because I mean, I've never seen anybody be more themselves. I mean, here she is in the scene where she's sobbing and talking about this very relatable thing of growing old and not really understanding what your place is in this world, only to lead up to suggesting that Dorit's husband's trying to bang her. Yeah. That's so evil. Yeah, or I mean, even if it's not as cynical as that, as like implying the fuckery, which is,

I'm not discounting it, I definitely think that's there. It's still just, because she knows this will hurt and upset Dorit, at the very least. Right, PK trying to pressure her is going too far, but a guy, she's going too far, but a guy, she's basically like, PK's reaching out to me all the time. I mean, what else would a guy like PK? You know, you're putting that in people's heads.

Yeah, I don't think what you're saying is too far, but I'm saying even if that weren't true, at the very base level, you start at a level of like, this is gonna piss off to read, that PK is reaching out to me. And then I'm also talking with him, you know? So, it's... Yeah, exactly. And she's telling Garcelle, Dorit's biggest enemy on the show.

So she's... And Garcelle, of course, is like, what? He does? Hold on. Did you guys get that? Because that was on my greatest hits album. What? HE LAUGHS No.

So then Dorit is telling Sudden, I am very protective of myself right now and who I trust. And yeah. So then now we go back to the lunch table and Jennifer is talking to Boz and she's like, so who, are we going to meet your man? Like what's his name again? And Bo's like, Keely.

Ooh, Keely. Oh, okay, Keely, that sounds like a nice name. And that's what happens to Dureed when he has too much butter on his potato. I would love too much butter on my potato right now. I gotta say. Me too, God on my potato right now. I've got to say. Me too. God, what a delicious combo.

So she's talking about her man and she's like, oh, Keely, that's my man. That's my man. My man. We've been dating for eight months. So she tells us about this guy and we see a picture. He's hot. And she says he's very kind, successful, generous, and fine as hell. And it was rough after her husband died because she had to focus on herself and her child and her career and stuff.

And dating has been really hard. Like, they're intimidated by her. You know, she's like, I don't know if it's by my success. Maybe it's my height. Maybe it's my kid. Maybe it's a feather boa that I wear to every date. She's like, you know, there are certain relations. And now in this relationship, there are certain things that I'm tuned into that I'm looking for. Because recently I was completely lied to and completely fooled. And she says that the last guy she was dating was a liar and a con artist. She's like, Erica's like, well, how did you find that out? She goes, well, my simple question was,

is he sleeping with his ex? And he turned to me and looked me in the face and said, yes. So that's not really conning you. I mean, he was honest, but look at me standing up for the random guy. Maybe he's a con artist, just a bad con artist. This is a con artist who admits everything right up front.

I said, are you trying to take my money? And he said, yes, damn it. Here's the thing, I want her to get back together with the con artist because why would you break up with the con artist right before you go on Bravo? You're supposed to be with a con artist. Have you seen Dureet? Look at all the mileage Dureet's gotten off of it. Come on, man. Who taught you Dorit? Look at all the mileage Dorit's gotten off of it. Come on, man.

Who taught you this game? Yeah, but her new man is really hot. So that, you know, that'll, that will definitely lead to some sort of chaos. You just can't, you just like, it just doesn't work out. Like a, like a hot guy of a certain age in LA, it's, it's gonna go downhill. So Jennifer Till, basically Boz and Jennifer both get to talk now because the other suckers of error in the room, Kyle and Dorit, are off doing other things. So Jennifer takes over Boz's thing and she's like, well, when you're honest, you don't understand why someone would be making all of these lies. So I understand completely. I too was with a con man. And she says that he told her he was going to be in Vanity Fair and he's going to have a big billboard on Sunset Boulevard with his face on it.

It was Chaz Dean. Please tell me it was Chaz Dean. Was it Chaz Dean? She's like, you know, he was actually a fairly successful interior designer, but he was a grifter and we would go out to restaurants and I would hand him my credit card under the table and he would pretend he was paying for the dinners. It was odd because it was a Bart Simpson credit card, but you know, he just said that he did interior design for Springfield. Anyway, he was a grifter.

So Bo's like, I don't understand that behavior. Can someone explain it to me? And Dorit comes back. Like grifters, can someone explain grifters to me? Oh, here comes Dorit. Literally Jennifer Kelly says here comes Dorit. I've come up with a new design for Beverly Beach. So they're going to go back to the hotel

and Sutton's still talking about how the captain's cute, even though, I don't know, to me, he looks sort of like a low rent Jimmy Connors, like meets like a bar of soap. But it seems to be, I'm like, I don't know. I don't see why Sutton's so hot to trot for this guy. I think Sutton sometimes is just like, you know what I'm going to do today?

Pretend I have a beaten heart. Let's go. Yeah. Yes, that's a good, that's a good assessment. So she's gonna write down her, she's gonna slip him the number. She's gonna give it to Dorit to give the guide. And so then Cathy is like, thank you captain.

Whoever you are, I'm Cathy Hilton. And by the way, can you give son some help because her leg is bad so maybe you could carry her down it's kind of a thing that we do we just carry her everywhere like she's ariana grande okay go ahead she probably would have been able to walk off this boat herself but the barbecue is terrible she's ill from barbecue that was cooked solely on the bottom rack. I told you, I told you. So he does carry her and so it's like, oh, I guess I'm being carried right now.

And, If you think she's interested. So we get this wacky giving of the number stuff. And so Dread goes, turn around and wave certain. Is he looking at you? He's like, no, stop it. Well, I like that she turned though. He didn't even stand there to look after her. Come on, man. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappence commercial.

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I don't know why I was amused by this. Her, like, trying to get it going. She's like, come on. Come on, nasal spray. So Kathy is sitting there, you know, in a typical Kathy pose, just, like, back in a chair, like, Kyle? Kyle, did you see that I have slippers that say doogie? It's very popular, Kyle. Kyle, do me a favor, would you put some makeup on me, Kyle?

I have a question. I want to say something. I want to say something. I just had a thought, Ronnie, that has nothing to do with this Brazil like impersonation you're doing. I'm really like a movie Brazil. You know what occurred to me? Brazil, like a personation you're doing.

You know what occurred to me? We're here at the end of this little mini vacay. The vacay was built by Kathy. She took them all out there. But the point was that she wanted to promote her bucket hats and she gave them all a bucket hat. I don't know. Am I a little crazy to think it's a bit rude that not a single person put on the bucket hat? Dereed even put on a different bucket hat. Like I feel like at least they should do some silly thing where they're like, okay guys, let's do a Kathy Hilton bucket hat lunch. They all wear it together because they all know they look ridiculous,

but they all do it together. It's a funny gag. It's like when they put the bonnets on for Salt Lake City. They didn't even do that. And I have to say, shame on this cast. This lady just gave you a free bucket hats, but also a whole weekend at this, you know, like pretty decent seaside place.

So... So that's her thing. She's selling the bucket hats? Yeah, those are her bucket hats. Oh God. Like, okay. You know, I mean, they wouldn't, like given that they really were pretty rude

about her tequila last time, this would be a good make-up, like just have fun with it. I'm like, I know that they get their glam and the bucket hats are gonna smash in their hair, but I'm sorry. I would have worn the bucket hat for at least a meal. Yeah, they should have done it at like the beach day thing, where they had to be out in the sun all day or something.

Yeah, I can see that. I think probably they just figure, fuck this lady, she's worth hundreds of millions of dollars and doesn't have to do anything, so fuck her. Yeah, I don't know. So Kathy is in bed while Kyle's applying Loss to her lips. And it's like, I'm going to do it lightly. And Kathy's like, okay, but which one is that, Kyle? What's the name of the color? What is it? I don't know. I have to get ready Something Kathy's just holding a fan to her face lying in bed

And then son is writing a speech which is Weird the lady and she's like, okay, I'm riding the speech and the person was with her She's like that you're writing a speech for dinner? She's like, uh-huh. She's like, well, that's a long speech. She's like, it's not that long. She's like, no, it's a very long-winded speech. She's like, excuse me, you are a glam team person, not the editor of The New Yorker?

Okay. She looks at her like she's gonna kill her, and the makeup lady does not give a fuck. She's like, yeah, it's long. It's long, bitch. So, it sounds like after watching this vicious fight between Kyle to Doree, and then talking to Doree on the boat, I think it's time for us all to come together and just,

we need to feel supported, especially Doree. So, you know, Doree is going to turn on you in about two seconds, right? Yeah. I'm going to see it. Doree does not like you. Yeah. So they go to see it. Dorit does not like you. Yeah. Okay. So they go to this rooftop bar and Jennifer's like, hello girls. Oh, look at you.

How fabulous as always. And then Bose shows up and it's literally Beverly Hills. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. It's like 10 minutes of hello. It's pretty. Hello. Hello. Hello. hello. It's like 10 minutes of hellos. That is pretty.

Hello, hello, hello, hello. Okay, so then Kyle's taking pictures of Bose. She takes actually a really amazing photo of Bose. I was like, how do you take that with an iPhone? That photo is amazing. Did you see that? I don't just take amazing photos, sir. I know, but that was amazing.

I'll give Kyle Richards credit. She took a very good photo. Good job She's also got bows as her as her subject I mean good Lord that woman is like perfect hair and makeup like a feather bow whatever the hell she had She doesn't she wasn't wearing a feather bow up, but everything she wears is feather bow inspired, you know Yeah, it always feels like there's one on her, you know It's like when you know when someone you know when people people talk about like, you know, tall person energy or short person energy, or it's like you always think that we

know when you have like a friend who's always taller than you expect, I always forget you're that tall, you know, it's like that. But with boas, it's like, always forget that you weren't wearing a bow that night. So they start talking about nude pictures and stuff. And like, do you send your do you solve send naked pictures of yourself to Rick when you're away, Kathy? And Erica's like, oh hell yeah. Well, I mean, no, not to Rick.

Sorry. The guy who looks like Rush Limbaugh. Are we talking to me yet? I wanted to say something here at Costics. Oh my God. No, I send pictures, nude pictures to Rick, but it's Rick Dees. So it's a whole different story. Rick Moran is good.

Get that guy hard on the real gold medal. Let me tell you. He's so alive. So yes, he is. Kathy says, listen, Rick, it wouldn't be the first ghost I've given a boner to. I said my nudes to ghost's name Rick. It's weird. It's a weird process, but it works. Kathy says that they have, they have some nude photos that they keep in a safe in the

bank. She keeps it in the bank vault. So you know, you're all cracking up at that because that shit is hilarious. When you're horny and you want to get off, just go down to the bank and fill out a form, wait five minutes, go into your bank, find the box, remember to the jewelry, go through the envelope, get the nude picture, go home, jerk off, then come back

and re-deposit it into the bank. It's simple, really. Rick is just arrested one day for lewd, lewd public conduct or whatever. It's like in the Wells Fargo jerk in it. So, Cathy's like, oh yeah, in Caesars Palace in Vegas, they have those beds and they have big mirrors on them. It's very sexy, very, very sexy.

So now the salads come and... I don't know why she makes me laugh so hard, but everything she says, and nothing is particularly funny, but it's just that she goes, wow, you have panzanella salad, my favorite type of salad. I know. For some reason it was funny to me that they serve pansonella salad to this group. First of all, a salad that has like,

an emphasis on bread is hilarious. A fucking bread salad. Hell yeah, it's everybody's favorite salad. It's a delicious salad. I love the on it. By the way, hot tip, Ina Garten has a great pansonella recipe and she also has a great Greek pansoneella recipe. I am Greek. Just a little hot tip for everyone has there's no joke there. I'm just literally helping people. Just I want to help people this holiday season with panzanella hot tips.

Also, here's another tip. You can make any salad a panzanella salad by throwing toast in it. Yeah. I was doesn't it feel like panzanella is should be the in it. Yeah. Always works. Doesn't it feel like panzanella should be the name of someone who joins the Real Housewives? Yes. It's like a fresh divorce storyline, just trying to find a way in the world.

Panzanella Wertheimer, she's like, yes, well, my husband, he actually invented tic-tacs, but unfortunately he also invented cheating. He actually invented tic tacs, but, you know, unfortunately he also invented cheating. Um, so the chef comes out and, uh, announces the meal and all that good stuff. And, you know, a lot of small talk and why does Garcelle look so good? Is she getting some? And she's like, no, I'm in love with my life. And, um, Garcelle's like, oh, yep, she don't have a man. And Garcelle says, I would rather yep, she don't have a man. And Garcelle says, I would rather be alone

than be on a date in a kiddie sweater talking about my neuro-pathy. Fuck that one up, I almost called it neuropathy. Which is what I call it. Ronny. It was, we see a flashback of, so I didn't necessarily go. So Garcelle's like, well, bon appetit.

Oh, by the way, Dorit, bon appa Dorit. That was a joke. No, no in advance. I'm saying no in advance, whatever you're about to say, Dorit. But I have a question. You reposted something Teddy wrote. Cathy's like, what? What happened? Well, Teddy tagged me in a post for, oh, what's her buns? Dorit's like, well, Teddy tagged me in a post for, oh, what's her buttons? Dorit's like, well, Titi tagged me in a post promoting her dad's concert. And Kathy's like, oh, I don't follow her. I don't know what's going on.

And Kyle's like, no, it was a video of all of us singing on stage with her dad, who we're not gonna mention. It's like, you can say his name, John Gourmel and camp. It's okay, you can say it. So we see that Garcelle, two hours earlier, Garcelle's talking to Sutton and showing her the video and she's like, look, she reposted Teddy Mellencamp's

post with him in it. Sutton's like, well, you know, Dorit can be very contradictory and I don't think she understands who she is anymore posting John Cougar Mellencamp videos while she's going through a divorce. I mean, I've never seen such horrific behavior in my life. Well, she tagged me like I would ordinate,

and ordinate, I just reposted it. Garcelle's like, well, when we talked about her earlier, you said you weren't friends with her. Hold on, everybody. Dun, dun, dun. What do you think about that? This is, I feel like, not a strong case by Garcelle, but I'm enjoying it.

So she's like... It's a terrible case, but it's funny watching her come for Doreen for no reason. Yeah, this is in an episode of 10 or season of 10 units, 10 units excuses to be mad at people. I was like, you know what, Garcelle get in the ring. Why not? So she's like, well, I want to call out to read because it's such a hypocritical move. All of a sudden she wants to help Teddy's dad. This is a story about Jack and a hypocrite.

Well, I didn't say I wasn't friends with her. I said I'm not that close to here. So we see a flashback to Carl saying, excuse me, we're all close with her. Well, no, I'm not close with her. Oh, no, you're not close with her. Oh, really? Oh, really? Oh, her. Oh, now you're not close with her. Oh, really? Oh, really?

Oh, interesting. Oh, interesting. Which you know that she immediately called Teddy and said, you will not believe Doreen said she wasn't even close to you. And then Teddy purposely sent this thing and tagged Doreen to see if Doreen would retweet it. Because we all know how Teddy thinks.

And Dorit fell right into it. She's like, no, I said she is absolutely my friend. And I don't think she would characterize our friendship as that we're super close. But I was surprised that she tagged me. But I saw it was to promote her father, who happens to be a big cat who can sing, named Cougar. And I am happy to promote her father's concert.

So I reposted it. Hmm, do we really think that Grammy winner, John Mellencamp needs Dorit's support on Instagram? I do not think so. Yes, I think that anybody in entertainment wants a retweet. Anyone does. Was Dorit up there singing too, or was it just Kyle and Teddy?

I don't remember. I think it was that whole group probably went up there and probably brought them up there. But also I don't think it was really to promote him. I think Dorit's full of shit too. I think she retweeted it because she's on stage singing with John Mellencamp. Why wouldn't she?

But now I think this whole thing brings up a fascinating. Was Dorit in it though? I don't remember, but like honestly, I'm sure she was because Teddy tagged her. I don't think Teddy's going to tag Dorit in it though? I don't remember, but like honestly, I'm sure she was because Teddy tagged her. I don't think Teddy's going to tag Dorit in a video that Dorit's not in, to be totally honest. But I think this all brings up an interesting point, which is as a two-fold point. One point is that it is kind of rich that Dorit was so mad at Kyle

for downplaying their relationship and now Dorit is doing that to Teddy. But on the other hand, I actually kind of believed Dorit on this one. I do believe that they're friends, but not as close as Kyle and Teddy are. I think it's also rich that Kyle is here defending Teddy's honor, saying how terrible it is that Dorita is downgrading

their friendship when Kyle herself flagrantly did this to Dorit. Yeah, exactly. That's a good point. Yeah. She's like, how dare you? So, um, so I'm like, hang on, I have something for us to do. Really guys, you're going to do it. it? You gonna do it? Well, what?" So she's like, okay, we need to stand. Everybody stand. I have a ribbon, and we're gonna put it around our hands, and we're gonna be real sisters. Okay, everybody, we're gonna, I'm gonna read a speech. She's like, oh, jeez. Come on, man. So we see a flashback. She was like, well, because she was saying like, you know, you know, we needed to all do this because the last year in Spain, that meant a lot to me when

we did our little ceremonial thing about letting things go, mainly just nurse. And by letting go, I meant just like spreading him all over your dresses. We see a flashback to that. And so now son's like looking at her phone to read her speech, but she's like, Oh God, I can't read. Okay. Got it. Okay. Got to read. And so they all start to laugh because it's funny. She's having this big moment, but she can't read her Okay, gotta, okay, gotta read. And so they all start to laugh because it's funny, she's having this big moment, but she can't read her speech, and they all start snickering, and Son's like, y'all stop it, stop it right now.

Okay, this is gonna be a special moment between sisters. We are sisters. But look around, I mean, you've got the Hilton sisters sitting here. I don't think that this is a place to talk about how special sisterhood is. It's when these two are fucking each other over constantly. But also Sutton making herself in charge of everybody being friends is like Dorit putting herself in charge of the fraud

department. Like, what are you going to get vest a vest for her? That's like, what do they call that at Ross Dress for Less? For they're like, loss prevention. We're going to make her the president of loss prevention. Come on. And Boz is like, Oh, so it comes from her heart, but she can't remember. Okay. So, um, they're making fun and even Jennifer is like, no, it comes from the heart and then you can see it. Um, so sounds like, okay, y'all, I'm really main what I wrote, even if my hair and makeup team did not appreciate it. And I thought about it. And I want, I want to think, I want you to think about it too.

Because trust and honesty comes to mind as the backbone of real friendship and sisterhood and knowing people like Dolce and Gabbana. Okay, friendships are not perfect. There are many ups, there are many downs. You have to deal with Dorit, sorry Dorit. But twists and turns, we're all in this together in a sisterhood.

sorry to read, but twists and turns were all in this together in a sisterhood. I'm sorry, but I win cheer camp, I win girl scout camp, I win Browning camp, I win Manson Drew camp, I win Catholic girls school. Do you guys have anything that you can edit in there yet? Are there any more camps? So. Let's put our palms together in solidarity. Anymore, camps. So, sounds like- Let's put our palms together in solidarity, a friendship. And so they put their hands in the center and she puts like a blue ribbon over them. And Rose is like, I don't know what kind of incantation Sutton's saying under her breath

to tie us together, but I don't want to be Miss Sutton. Ha ha ha ha ha. True, solid friendships always stand the test of time, and I really want this to be our year. They really bind in friendship. I'm sorry I messed that up. She was saying that it's like Sutton's trying to marry them. She's like, I don't want to be Mrs. Sutton.

Ha ha. Sorry, it was very important to get that right. Thank you for clarifying us. That's what a true solid friend does is clarify things for other friends. And friendship is clarifying things when we need things clarified. This is a sisterhood that clarifies things all the time. Okay. Hands in the middle. Okay. Two, four, six, eight. Who do we appreciate? Not Kyle. I'll tell you that much because she doesn't call back. Anyway, I'm taking this ribbon. Okay. Now, by the way, can someone please make sure that

the eagle woman is watching so I can do what she failed to do, which is bring us all together? Okay, great. From now on, we are sisters and we are not going to fight anymore. We're only going to be nice to each other. Even Ding Dong over there. Right, Dree? And Dree is like, well, I really hope this ribbon does what Sutton wants because maybe I'll have to use it to strangle one of these ladies after. Mm, got one. Ding ding, ding ding for the dingaling, eh? Okay, is everyone tied together? Did you just insert Teddy's hand into this?

Hi, I'm Teddy, can I be part of it? No. So the next day, the women pack their clothes and start going to Beverly Hills, you know, wanna go back to Beverly Hills. And basically that's it. It's the end of the trip, right? So then Sudden Starts to pour herself some vodka.

And Erica's like, whoa, whoa, girl, wait a minute, she's stressed. Yeah, and they're getting into the Sprinter van because they're gonna go back to Beverly Hills now. And they're like all, they're getting into the Sprinter van because they're going to go back to Beverly Hills now. And they're like all they're all gathering together and they're saying that's like musical chairs, whatever. So this is the vodka, putting the vodka in.

Sorry, I was behind. And Kyle is like, my god, I am ready to start drinking again. So I goes, y'all, I gotta tell y'all something. I really did not sleep that well last night. And I really like that, you know, that we did the thing, but like y'all marked my ritual. Well, we didn't know you were serious. I like the ritual personally. And so it's like, really, but the point I wanted to make, we can have disagreements. Oh my God, it's over. Let it die already. We're going to have disagreements and we can be truthful with one another if you're honest

and open. I'm sorry, but that's trademarked and it's open and honest. Honest and open. Oh, from Dorit Kinsley. Is it not honest and open? No? No. I'm just going to say no. Blanket no. So, well, let's talk about being honest and open. So, Tariq's like, okay, let's do it. Well, there was a moment when you, Erika, kind of whispered something to Kyle. You were just talking about everybody getting along and now you're immediately gonna start

shit in the car. Yep. So, we see a flashback of Erika turning to Kyle while Garcelle was talking about the Teddy thing and saying, I don't think she said that. I don't think she ever said that they weren't friends. That's not what she said last night. So it's like, so Erica's talking behind Doreen's back to Kyle in this stage whisper, and I feel very awkward being in a group of friends who are going to talk about you behind your

back. Weren't you just talking with Garcelle about PK reaching out to whoever? I mean, give me a break. But also, like, why didn't you bring this up at the table right then and there before your ribbon ceremony? So it could have been like you could have left it in the past. So someone's like, well, you said it quietly. And Herrick is like, well, you thought it. And she goes, well, I just wish you had said it louder. Okay, real friends don't use stage whispers. They do either real whispers or real full voice.

Yeah, this is also tenuous, this whole... I know, they're grasping, but it's like really working for me, it's so petty. And Dereed's like, well, I just want to clarify this because I don't remember exactly what I said because I was in the, Kyle and I are doing this and I remember saying that I consider Teddy as a friend, like that annoying friend, you know?

It's like when Nermal shows up at Garfield and you're like, ugh, it's Nermal, but I guess we're friends, you know? But I wouldn't characterize us as close friends. I mean, we're friends, but like friends on the Facebook. Not real friends. She's not one of my follows, if that makes any sense. So then we see a flashback to this argument about Teddy,

and Kyle's saying, excuse me, the same thing. We're all close with her. I'm not close with her. And she says, her and I are friends, we're not close. And then Kyle says, interesting, very, very interesting. So we're back. And Kyle's like, I mean, this isn't even about Teddy really.

Well, it wasn't about her. Well, it is about her. No, this was about Erica saying something behind someone else's back. No, this is about me not being close to Teddy. No, this is about me not ever getting the respect that I deserve, even though I'm going through more than anybody ever in life.

No, this is about Teddy. Teddy Rockspin. I sent him a nude also. You want to see a ghost teddy bear get a boner? You should see him open my dick pic. Five nights at Freddy's? How about five nights at Teddy's? Wow, that bear can lay it down. So, Garcello's like, she's like, well, Dorit doesn't get that it's not

about Teddy and it's about that we should be able to call each other out, work through it and move on. It's not about Teddy, although I bet Teddy would be thrilled. There she is. So, Dorit's like, Satin, I was the one explaining to you, I knew exactly what this is about. Do not confuse. Ma'am, do not yell at me like that. I know exactly what you're commenting. You started the yelling. You're the one who just started yelling. No, I tried to bring this group together last night. Okay, I went to Michael's. I went to

some place called Michael's and I bought a ribbon. Okay, that is called unification. And did Timmy fold down the well, old yeller? Okay, I don't think I'm getting my point across, and that is why I am saying I felt like I really needed to hit it home. I don't know if I want to be in this group anymore. I'm just gonna have a drink of this soot. Kathy, that's your eyebrow brush!

Oh well, I guess it wasn't a straw. This is exactly what I'm talking about when I say you never know which soot is going to show up. This is a very different woman to the woman on the boat who wanted to be there for me. Different mode of transportation, different woman. Gee! Okay, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. So I think the whole thing is that we should be able

to say anything in front of anybody, know that it will be received well. It may not be received well, but we're going to be open and honest. Thank you, thank you. Trademark. Thank you. So Dorit is like,

okay, well, if we're being open and honest, it's a pattern where you will jump and yell at me. And if I match your tone, it's, oh God, don't yell at me. Oh God, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's getting very, very old. Like Carl's hands, very, very old. Well, I'm sorry that I'm annoying to you. I'm so sorry that I'm annoying to you. I'm so sorry that I'm annoying to you.

It's getting very annoying. Well, I'm not the one who is backpedaling and creating all this chaos. You were not gonna do it. Oh, now you're acting like a child. Can we just get on a plane? Go, just go. Oh, you go on a plane.

So, Sidemen's upcrashed at the end of her Sisterhood episode. So stupid. What a dumb show. So, Sidemen's up crushed at the end of her Sisterhood episode. LAUGHS So stupid. What a dumb show. I don't know, now, I don't know how to explain how nothing really happens on this show, but it's entertaining, but then nothing happens on New York and it's not. Even though we're going to disagree about that in the next hour.

But I mean in general. I know. I don't mean this episode. I just mean in general. Yeah, no, I agree. But I don't have the answer. You know what I mean in general, I know, I don't mean this episode, I just mean in general. Yeah, no, I agree. But I don't have the answer, you know what I mean? Because I think that these women on their own are maybe inherently more interesting, or they just, like, even on the old New York, nothing could happen and it was interesting because their interactions over something trivial

were very funny and interesting. But when you have people like Bryn Woodfield, I mean. It's the worst. But also I believe these people, you know what I mean? Like Kyle I think is one of the fakest, dumbest housewives, not dumbest, but she's the fakest, most manipulative, I think, of a lot of housewives. I don't find, you know, we all know what I feel about Kyle.

I don't need to go off on Kyle. But I do believe that she's being real. I don't think she's faking it. I think she believes the truth. That whole scene where she was crying about how getting older and being alone and like worrying about what it's gonna be like now, she's realizing like I could be alone, you know?

Like I may not love Kyle, but I felt like that was totally real, you know what I mean? And all of a sudden it's weird insecurities and stuff like that. And Garcelle, I mean, Garcelle doesn't do a ton on this show, but I think that is Garcelle. I mean, Garcelle doesn't do a ton on the show, but I think that is Garcelle.

I think that her whole life is work and making fun and snarky comments, you know? I kind of believe all of them, whereas I think on sometimes other shows they're just trying to make something happen and they don't have anything going on, you know? Yeah, I agree, I agree. Well, I love that. Anyway.

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