Watch What Crappens - #2664 Trailer Trash Summer House

Episode Date: December 23, 2024

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Hi Ronnie, how's it going? Hi, how are you, Ben? I am great, thanks. We are here, it's Monday. Normally this is our Potomac day, but you know, we wanted to take the week off, so we're pre-recording a trailer trash of Summer House. This trailer came out at the end of last week, and what a perfect way to set up Christmas week.

Then by breaking down every single frame, shot and everything on this trailer for summer house season nine. Can't believe this show is at season nine already. But before we dive into that, of course, go to watch what happens.com to get your tickets to our live shows. We're going all across the country. They start next month in just in about a month from today, I think, or tomorrow. Really excited for that. We have the Crappies on February 1st. That's gonna be in New York City.

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Welcome to another season of summer house and everybody. A super exciting lots of what's going to happen because Carl and Lindsay, that whole thing was a clusterfuck last year. Will it be this year? Lindsay is preggers. Is that going to be a clusterfuck? Like what, how are you pregnant in the summer house? Yeah. You know, what's going on with Carl's soft launch? You know what I mean? Carl has launched, you know,

Carl launched his soft penis many years ago on this show, but now he's launching actual soft drinks, which he thinks he invented the term soft drinks, hilariously enough, or brought it to America. In Europe, they have drinks that don't have alcohol, and they refer to them as soft. So I'm bringing that concept to America.

Don't tell fucking Coca-Cola Joker. Large purveyor of soft drinks. But anyway, so many, so many questions. Will Paige stay out of bed this season? Cause she got out of bed last year. Will Amanda just keep whining? Will Amanda ever say anything seriously or just whine a lot?

I don't know. Will Kyle treat Amanda like shit again? Maybe? Yes, that is for sure. Hey, how is Kyle's DJ career now that he's the only DJ left? Well, that's not true. He's the only male DJ left standing on Bravo

after James Kennedy recently took himself out of the game with bullshit abuse stuff that he's got going on, so fuck that guy. left standing on Bravo after James Kennedy recently took himself out of the game with bullshit abuse stuff that he's got going on. So fuck that guy. So now we've got Kyle, you know, as the only man we've also got Maddie, of course, from Southern Charm from Southern hospitality as our other DJ. What about another question, Jesse Solomon, will he sing another four song in a way that he thinks it sounds really good, but it's just very average.

Yeah. Yeah, he will. And also what's gonna happen with Wes? Because Wes took a lot of hate last year. He turned into a pretty big douche bag. And so he doesn't seem to be too deterred. Like he seems to keep douching on, from what I've seen on social. So will he be deterred. Like he seems to keep douching on, you know, from what I've seen on social. So will he be deterred?

Will he change his entire personality because he will be gun shy after last season? What do you think? I don't know. It'll be interesting because he was beloved last year. And then all of a sudden, and by the way, he was a newbie. So he would actually,

he actually qualifies for best newbie for crappies. You know, he might've been more Bronwyn is probably going to be the front runner on that, but he, there was a, he may had, he could have been the closest one to upset Bronwyn except he has such a bad reunion, such a terrible, terrible reunion. The now I wonder, it has like the goodwill come back over time or like, I personally think the last taste we had of West was douchebag. So it'll be interesting to see if you can turn that personality around and get

back into all of our good graces. Yeah, let's see everybody. Let's get going with the trailer trash of some house in if you're on crappins on demand, you can see this video. If you're not, we'll try to describe as best we can what's going on on the screen. So we open with the Bravo logo over where? New York City, the Empire State Building.

And you know, there's no colors on it right now, which means there's nothing to be celebrated, which is not a great sign for the season. Just saying. Yeah. In a New York minute, whoo! Remember that song?

I sure do. Let's check it out. Yeah. Yes. In a New York minute. Mm. Anything can change in a New York minute. You can be a DJ. Mm.j okay let's press play on this sucker

one of the main comments we got from fans about this season was it so much of it felt so fun and light do you think this same group of people could send it under one roof or has that ship sailed? What do I do? So is the season eight reunion. Kyle's in a terrible mullet. Amanda's whining even with her mouth closed. Wes has terrible, terrible teenage hair, even though he's a 30-year-old douchebag. Oversized blazer.

Oh my god, he looks like he was at the end of Big. Oh my goodness, I hated that outfit on him. The end of Big. Yeah, so Carl in his black and white shoes and still his white jeans and... It was just a lot. It was just like a lot. Everything was just like a lot. You know, I just want to be like treated softly. That's all. Give me a little softness and tenderness.

Yeah, Danielle, forgot Danielle was still here. Danielle, it feels like Danielle was fired five years ago, doesn't it? I know, well, I feel like she's been fired from the show three times and she keeps coming back. She really is the ward of this show. Okay, so can everybody make it back and send it under the same roof for another season

Do you think this same group of people could send it under one roof or has that ship sailed? Cut to Bethany Frankel in the pool. What does that have to do? All right, you know I just write this soda in my arm Don't like it. It's terrible. Okay, what's it called? Coca-Cola? All right, you know what? You gotta take it off the market. I'm sorry, it's just business. Okay, if you have a bad product,

you take it off the market. Sorry, Coca-Cola, take it off the market. I'm done with this. You know what? Don't like it. To all the investors out there, stop it, stop it. Keep your money in your pockets. Why are you wasting my time? You know what I invested into this?

Time. I'm owed. I'm owed money. I'm owed money for investing my time. All right, here's the taste test. I'm holding this one. Tastes like poop. Tastes like poop. Both of them taste like poop. Stop investing in poop.

Okay. By the way, drones are sniffing out nukes. We're all gonna die. Okay. Have fun. Have a good day. Thanks for being with me on TikTok. Bye. Paige, what if I die? So Paige locks, is that Wes that she locks into the coffin? I don't know.

It's a little person. I don't know who it is. It's a short person, so I think it's Wes, because it's a very little coffin. Or it's a bad angle too, you know. Well, and you know, having that GoPro stuck right on your face when it closes, that just makes it all the more claustrophobic. Well, that's how all these people are going to be buried. You know that, right?

Millennials are all gonna just demand that they have GoPros in their fucking funeral. They're gonna live stream their fucking burials. Have us paying like, If I die young, bury me with a GoPro. PayPal prescriptions or Patreon prescriptions to watch them decompose. Only corpses, yeah.

Only bones. Let's go. You just stay here. Just stay there. Paige, what if I die? This season on Summer House. Lot of twerking, okay? A lot of parties in the backyard. Paige is dressed like Wicked,

the Wicked Witch of the West. Wow, another tie-in. They really are committed to this. This is probably, they probably scheduled this party to air at the same time as the Oscars, just to get Oscar nominations, just to get that Wicked synergy going. Ow, Paige, why'd you push me off this platform?

I'm defying gravity. Stupid. Stupid. Ow, Paige, why'd you push me off this platform? I'm defying gravity. Stupid. Stupid. My favorite song from Wicked, it's called The Wizard and I, I dedicate it to Craig, but when I sing it to Craig, I call it The Dummy and I. So then we see the big Halloween party.

What? No one mourns the stupid. Go on. So then we cut to twerking the backyard. A lot of twerking. An old person party, I guess. Oh, no, it's a Halloween party. I think it's like a death Halloween. Gabby and Sierra are dressed like, I guess, older people.

And they're dancing on each other. Yeah. Then there's a water slide Well, it looks like wet is bathed so that's nice. Yeah, that's good fun water party and then we've got Crazy costumes. Let's see. Someone's dressed as a shark Kyle Kyle's dressed as a shark. Kyle's a shark He loves an inflatable. he loves an inflatable costume and then he's the first one to complain

that it's too hot in the costume. Like, dude, think of another concept. This is not gonna work out for you. But short people love those because they feel like they get to make more of a statement. You know what I mean? I mean, short people, if they could learn to twirl more quickly,

they would be carrying around those car wash signs. You know how people have those and they twirl them in the street? And they need the attention, God bless them. Wes, the editors hate him. Look at all the bad edits he's already getting. We get an under, from the ground shot, looking up at Wes as he's just looking gross.

That's all I can describe. He's a pirate with a life preserver and also like a life ring. So he's like a pirate who can't swim or something like that. So pirate party. So right. We have a Halloween party and a pirate party coming our way at the very least. Yeah.

Okay. And then Kyle on a mic. Let's see what he's saying. Has anyone seen my wiener? Was it worth it, Ronnie? Was it worth it? Let's see what he's saying. And that was it. Has anyone seen my wiener? Was it worth it, Robbie?

Was it worth it? Let's see what he's saying. And I want to see my wiener. He's talking of course about someone dressed as a literal hot dog. Hilarious. More costumes. Wackyness. Laughing. Parrot. Ferret costumes. This is hilarious. Boys kissing.

Wes's buns. the tall one? Look at that girl. Solomon and Wes kissing and a girl who's like, oh my God, he's like, we're so getting married. Like this is he's kind of like a dream boat. Oh my God. Yeah. But they're going to kiss. Oh my God.

Wait, is that Wes? That is Wes, right? He's giving me Tom Sandeval vibe. Not not Sandeval Schwartz vibes, but I think it's Wes. And then horses, horses jumping. I guess we're going to a little equestrian thingy. See? Yeah.

I thought we had no idea what's going on. How do you do it? Heard a rumor. Carl trying to blow a conch. A cock. A conch. Classic Carl. Ha.

Well, I think that like being sober just makes like tasks like these a little harder for me. That's it. Hold on. I can do it. Ha. Hold on. Ha.

Ha. Ha. Look right by my. Ha. Ha. Ha. How do you do it? Heard a rumor that there could be a girl.

I heard she's hot. She's hot. Oh my gosh. Got a new girl in the house. It's not just one model in the house anymore, babe. No, I hear that they're putting in some ugly ass girl on Summer House. Jesse. Yeah, that would be the news. Actually ass girl on summer house, Jesse.

Yeah, that would be the news actually. If he was like, well, we're changing up casting. It's all about ugly people now. Yeah, I'm pretty sure she's not gonna be ugly. It's Bravo. It's summer house. His business rents do, what the fuck is that? What's rents do? Is that a business?

It matches his shirt exactly. So I think it's his business. It might be a here. I'm going to look a little closer. I'm changing screens. It says, rents do. I don't know. Cause I feel like sometimes people say that

like about working out like rents do gotta put in my, gotta pay my dues at the gym, bro. Yeah. So, so, so, so, so. Okay, so then, they're excited for a hot new girl. She is indeed hot. She's so, oh my God, she's gone crazy with the lip injections. She's got a baseball glove on the front of her face,

but very, very pretty. My goodness. She is a, I think she's an influencer because I looked her up and she has like 1.1 million followers, which is insane. Wow. Well, she deserves some. What a beautiful little girl. What a beautiful little lady. I'll say that. Oh my God. What? Look at her not helping with the groceries.

Everyone's carrying a grocery bag and not her. Look at that not helping with the groceries. Everyone's carrying a grocery bag and not her. Look at that lady. Yeah, she's trying for that. She's like, I'm the one with the bangs is the one who lifts things. So if anybody needs that, she's there. Stop and shop. Okay, I love that soar.

Don't look her in the eyes. Not because she's snobby, but it'll be better for you. Trust me. Move it bangs. Yeah, who's bangs back there is that just like her like social media assistant I don't know So Jesse has a girlfriend. Her name is Lexi. Lexi. She looks like a real pro, a Lexi pro.

So they're they're little lovebirds. She locks him down right away. She's like, I just want to make sure we're all getting to know each other. You know, like everybody else, because like everybody else is like harder to get to know. It's like easier to like to know you because you're tall. I hope Jesse Solomon enjoys his first true fuckboy season because last season he skated by because he didn't date anyone in the house. He just brought randos into his room, banged them and then they left.

But now he's going to get messy with someone in the house, which means he is going to now get I think the fuckboy at it. I don't know. I think he's in with this girl. I think, the fuckboy at it. I don't know. I think he's in with this girl. I think he's in good with this girl. I think this is, he's going to try and take over the Karl and Lindsay spot on this show. They're going to try and be like the new blood, I think. Maybe. It's like, here's Karl, toaster with a soft. Oh, this is soft. This is soft.

This is soft. Let me just say, this is like my goal, Lindsay, this drink. So... Yeah, I'm gonna do a brick and mortar of this drink. Do what? Say it again? A brick and mortar of this drink? Ha.

I'm doing a brick and mortar of this drink. It's a white tea and peach. White tea and peach. Loverboy, yeah, pretty good. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappins commercial. Hello ladies and germs, boys and girls. The Grinch is back again to ruin your Christmas season with his The Grinch holiday podcast.

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Yeah. Do you know ever since that stupid episode of Below Dex Allying, I'm always keeping an eye on it. There's three beans in the espresso martini. And there are, look at that. There really are. That's true. You're supposed to have three.

Life, wealth, health, happiness, Beth, death, smelth, flelth. Love a boy. What are they? One bean for thoughts. Luck, happiness, and love a boy. Look at this guy. Can you guys tell me how we're feeling about Emeril?

Two story. Yeah, what's going on with this guy? Okay, so there's also a new guy in, wow, really short shorts, kind of a crop top belly shirt. Yeah. A little coffee mug, little necklace. Not sure what's going on with this guy, but he's given extreme doucheyness. Yeah, like straight on douche. Big douche. All right, let's see.

Can you guys tell me how we're feeling about emerald? Two stories, 18 rooms, and you walk in, two couches right there, a sex swing in your face. Oh, God. You know this guy listens to Joe Rogan. He, this guy listens to Joe Rogan, goes bar stool sports, the whole, he does the whole thing. Every single, everything. He loves talking about tech. The whole nine yards.

By the way, also look how bored Paige was in that car. Paige is so mad that she has to drive in the same car as Lindsay. Look, just go back to it, you'll see Paige. I can't believe I'm so much more popular on the internet and I'm stuck with this old lady driving me. It's not supposed to be this way. Can we be divided into cars with decent amounts of followers

and cars with like lame amounts of followers? Because seriously. Can, I have a question. Who thought it was a smart idea to put grape jelly into the cup holder? That's reserved for coffee. Um, I, let's get back to the point of that. Who is fucking this guy? This guy is like, yeah, just fuck two girls yesterday. This man whore. All right. He's gonna be awful. Oh my God.

He's gonna be just the worst. Yeah, he's not going to be great. Ben. Um, I have a feeling we're in for some frustration. All right. All right, press play. I'm pregnant. Do you have names? Lindsay is not only pregnant,

she's pregnant with a printed out poster board presentation from Kinkos. Yeah. And everyone has to pretend like they're surprised when they saw this giant like ultra, ultra, what do you call it again? Ultrasound picture. This giant ultrasound is like in the household

and Lindsay's like, I'm bringing everyone. Like, yeah, we know there's an ultrasound that's been mounted on foam core in our living room. It's been there for three days. Also, I don't, I just don't, I don't get it. Maybe it's cause I never had a kid. Um, but like when people are like, look at this ultrasound to me, it looks like messy paint. It's just like, I don't see anything. I see black, I see white, I see grays, I see swirls. It could be a hurricane, you know, for all I know. Like it does nothing for me. Oh, I guess I can see ahead.

There is no pass or fail in a war shack test, but you just failed. So look, you like, there's, I guess there's sort of a head, there's sort of a head. Yeah. You can see his head and it looks like it's actually sipping from a beer. Actually, if you can, if you look at head and it looks like it's actually sipping from a beer. Actually, if you look at that, it looks like right here, there's a beer being tilted into the baby's mouth, which actually makes a lot of sense for anybody

who's watched this show for more than five minutes. I would say very cute baby is gonna have a nice round head. Some babies have misshapen heads. This baby is very nicely rounded. And I would like to say also, as far as interior design goes, Lindsay's womb looks fantastic. I mean, it's very tastefully done.

The ceiling, I love the textured ceiling. It's like a new texture. You know, it's not just dot splotches. It's very nice. Yeah, you can see an empty space where there had previously been reserved a sign that would say Rad House, but you know, now it's not there, which I think is good. I think it's would have been too cluttered.

The baby is like really enjoying my to cut a hashtag to cut a hashtag ad. It was great. So did you actually see where she did sponsor? She did spawn con for her birth. Like she literally popped out a baby and then was eating a sandwich from Jersey Mike's or something. It was like, wow, nothing like having a baby and then having a Jersey Mike's waiting for me.

It's like a perfect answer. Yeah. Make that money, honey. Okay, let's see. Do you have names picked out? We haven't named who is we. You don't live together? Uh oh, so Lindsay, the questions start coming.

Do you have names picked out? I'm gonna name my babies Stupid and Stupider, so. Stupid Junior. And Cutler. So who is this guy that Lindsay's with? Chicken and a cutlet. So who is this guy that Lindsay's with? And Lindsay looks like a kind of like, uh, yeah. And she's not living with him yet. So everyone's like, Oh my God, here comes Lindsay and all that she wants. Here's another baby.

She's gone tomorrow. So this, uh, cast for as much salad as they eat, this is the saddest salad I've ever seen. This is a pile of iceberg. Why? Yeah. Why? Come on. What's happening here?

Come on. This is a West, this is West, West made this dinner. I'm telling you this right now. Okay, you know, now that you watch Love Island, or at least we're forced to watch Love Island last summer, you have some context for this. I think they did this on this last season, but like a famous trope is that like the boys

have to make girls dinner and they usually assemble a salad that looks like this. And so I feel like this is like West on Love Island making a salad for Lindsay as part of a challenge. Yeah, yeah, probably, pretty much. I think that's a very good call. So, and I love that they have baby's breath here, get it? Baby's breath.

Oh, is that what that's called? That kind of flower? Yeah. Baby's breath. Baby's breath. Baby's breath. You don't live together? No!

I just don't want it to feel like you're single moming this up. Uh oh, so Lindsay's giving her man too much freedom or is it vice versa? I just don't want it to feel like you're single moming this up Lindsay's giving her man too much freedom or is it vice versa Either way, we're gonna get a Danielle cameo this season. That's what this means. We're seeing her. She's Danielle looks fantastic Geez, I don't think Danielle's ever looked any better Just this is definitely Daniel's best look her hair is adorable her everything is adorable. She looks great, yeah. Maybe Danielle's better in like tiny tastes. I mean, it usually is a tiny taste,

but look at Wes, stupid Wes. I think every time Wes is on screen, I just think gross, he's just gross. I mean, even fresh out of the water, he's gross. Yeah, he's not baby's breath. He's baby's poop. He's baby's stink breath. Um, baby poopy breath. Okay, let's breath. It's baby's poop. It's baby's stink breath.

Baby poopy breath. Okay, let's see. I don't want it to feel like you're single moming this up. I haven't had sex for a year. You're giving me like lemur energy? You like lemur? I know sex for a year. Who did he have sex with a year ago? Cause a year ago,

I don't think he'd had sex for a year either, right? Yeah, a year ago was a year ago he was dating, dating Lindsay. Yeah, I don't think he was having sex with Lindsay. I mean, maybe they tried it a couple of times, but wasn't their thing about how they weren't having sex or it was just that the sex was really bad. I don't know, but he left, I guess he just hasn't had sex since Lindsay, but I thought he was with someone. I'm so confused.

I'm confused too. But I'll bet this girl hasn't had sex in a while either because who is this person? She comes up to Carl and she goes, you have like a lemur energy, what? What's happening, is that a compliment? I don't know. I don't think it's necessarily wrong to be honest, because I can sort of see Carl does look kind of like a lemur right now in his pirate outfit. He's wearing black

white stripes, but it's kind of giving like King Julius or whatever. Can I ask you a question? Do lemurs steal hamburgers from Ronald McDonald's? Because I don't think so. Well, I just want to say I'm actually going into brick and mortar with a lemur. So that's from Ronald McDonald's because I don't think so. I do not think so. Well, I just want to say I'm actually going into brick and mortar with a lemur, so that's where it makes sense. Let me ask you something.

Could you do me a favor? Could you be a little soft? Oh, yeah. Tilt some back right down your throat. It's fantastic. I've actually got two right now. Let's face them towards the camera. Okay.

Put your lemur weight on me. Ha. Ha ha ha ha. You're giving me like lemur energy? Do you like lemurs? Very much. Ha ha ha. She's super into lemurs guys, so congrats. Finally found one.

I've been looking for a guy with lemur energy for years. How do you feel about lemurs with veneers? Aww. What'd you call them? Lemurs? I'm bad. I'm literally, I'm bad guys. Carl is back.

It's Carlito 9.0. I forgot to mention by the way that Carlito, when we open up our soft, when we have our hard launch of our soft brick and mortar, there will be a comedy night. So, yeah, just remember this one. I'm gonna write down a notebook. Kyle wants to be a DJ.

I want him to stand up, and I'm gonna put this lemur material. You're laughing. It's good, it's a good sign. My comment's really taken off. There's a lot to be done right now. Just be a little tender. Be a little tender.

Be a little tender. Put your weight on me. Yeah, tender. You're a fucking fraud, and now I'm adding cheater to your f***ing resume. Oh hell no. Who's she yelling about? I don't know, but I like it.

Gabby's loving it. I love that they've just decided, listen, Gabby's a reactor. Let's just let Gabby react to things hilariously. Cause every scene of Gabby so far is just being reacting and being funny. Love it. Yeah. I'm with it.

Okay. And now I'm adding cheater to your resume. You've been talking to this girl since before we broke up. I pray for you. I don't need you to pray for me. I pray for you. I was just like, I love this.

Oh my God. God, I love Carl sometimes. Philly, I'm happy in my life, but God, he can still make me happy from across the table. Just roast her. Roast the bitch. Trying to internally memorize everything to tell Hannah on Giggly Squad. Must report everything directly to her.

So we find out that Carl was cheating the whole time. Dun, dun, dun. And West is like, oh my shirt was made of this bitch and bitch. So anybody? Anybody? Okay, great. West is in a headband right now, guys. Yes. Carl, Carl saying he prays for like, what's his, when does Carl pray? Well, you know, his, his stepfather is a reverend, so maybe this is like his new thing is that he's religious. Yeah, you never know. Maybe he's turned over a new leaflet. And this one says, you know, join Jesus Christ or perish in hell. Yeah. Yeah. Jesus Christ in Latter-day Lemurs. Oh. Lembert Day Saints. Alright, Ben.

Lembert Day Saints. Lembert Day Saints. I don't need you to pray for me. It's weird to have a boyfriend that's giving hater energy. And like, I hate watching that sh**. Uh-oh. Boyfriend giving hater energy. His name is Craig-a-la.

Here we go. No. But he loves pillows. Why does Paige look different? She's giving actually looks a little bit like Penelope Cruz right there. She does something's different with Paige. What is it? Is it her spirit?

Is it her face? She doesn't look like it's work. I mean, is it just another year? Her hair is pretty. She looks good. It's nothing bad. What's the eyebrows? I think it's Charleston. I think she's like, do you know, I just went all the way down to

Charleston to sit outside by some stupid fucking pool under an awning when I have this house right here. Do I have to travel on a plane to do exactly what I do right here? Answer me that please. Oh, see. Like I hate watching that. You can't choose work all the time. I apologize for being strong and independent Hey, yes, I literally can choose work all the time. Okay, yes, I can wait You it's a you get home when I'm done with work. Okay Yeah, great. Yeah, she will choose work and she should choose work because her work is much cooler Than yours and I say no, I don't and she should choose work because her work is much cooler than yours.

And I say this as someone who enjoys story. They're reaching the crossroads. I'm sick of this, like, they've been at the same crossroad for years. One of them does not want to move. Another one of them wants to move. I don't like that the impetus is on her. It's really bothering me. He's like, blah, it's on King Street.

Then fly there and go to it. Little fart. Yeah. But he also does have a banging house. So that's where it gets tricky. Cause I think you should move to the house, right? I think the house is great, but like, oh my God, they win. Thank you. Yeah. But you know what though, Pete, Oh God, page will be miserable down there. She hates it. She hates it. No, no he uh the house they can get a nice house up in New York. They can get a nice apartment up in New York. That house can be a summer house. Agreed. Agrid. Thanks for being strong and independent.

Me and Craig are gonna break up and everything I have will like go away. I will like go away. I'm just so. Aw. No, you'll still have your- Everything I have will go away. Like my ability to tolerate stupid people. Or the new skill I learned, which is laughing at his jokes,

which are always terrible. It's all gonna go away. I'm so sad. Can you, are my tears sarcastic enough for you? Okay. Literally, who else in life is going to nickname me after a mediocre protein?

I mean, am I going to do? Am I going to do? It's like chicken is such a top tier pet name for a loved one. And the fact that I wasted it on Craig, it just makes me so sad. Like the next person, what am I going to call him? Like cereal box? It just doesn't work. I will go away and just hold on. He's flirting with Sierra. I don't trust her. I'm sorry. I don't trust you.

He's flirting with Sierra. This is the new girl, the new model. Now it's model versus model. I don't trust her. Sorry. I don't trust you. Did you hear me? You're her. You are her. How old is this girl? Is she like 14? She looks like she's not even old enough to be on this show. She looks, yeah, she's 14.

She's very young. Just put down the injector. Just, that's all I ask. You're so naturally beautiful, you're hurting yourself at this point. You still need to be able to drink a Coke out of a bottle. That's what I say. Okay, let's see.

I don't trust her. I'm sorry, I don't trust you. F*** you, actually. Come on, come back. You threw the first punch. I know this is a Halloween party, but the fact that she's calling Jesse Solomon a sleazebag,

and he's dressed like this in a silk Howard... Howard... You throw the... How... Hugh Hefner. Hugh Hefner robe. Sorry, we just were talking about that on another recap. He's in, Hugh Hefner robe. Sorry, we just were talking about that on another recap. He's in a Hugh Hefner robe and like sunglasses at night.

It's pretty hilarious. What did you think? By a neon swing or whatever this is. I'd love to see guys. And then we have Craig in a tricorn hat. Back, you threw the first punch, Kyle. You could have just taken a fucking break. Everyone has to have.

Oh, it's Kyle and it's Kyle and Craig fighting about seltzer waters. Kyle has been notably absent from this trailer, I have to say. He really has not had a strong presence. They're really moving on to the new generation. Yeah, he's not doing great. And look, this isn't helping the DJ, DJ Kyle. DJ Kyle. I just, I don't know.

I don't know why it makes me sad for him, but it does. You know, it doesn't make me sad for him. He's living his best life. It makes me sad for this person right here. I'm gonna die. It really does. Amanda's like, wow, now I get to come listen to Depeche Mode mixed in with Adele

and pretend that you wrote these songs. This is great. Instead of doing my passion, which is designing bathing suits for women with big boobs. And you know, she actually did that. And you know who has very little lines, Amanda. She hasn't said one thing. At least we've heard Kyle say, well, I love her.

But we haven't heard Amanda say one thing, have we? We haven't even heard one single. Not a thing. Not a peep. Kyle. God, come on. You can't have her here without singing Kyle. It's like having Cher without singing turn back time, right?

Precisely. That's my first thought. The only reason I came here tonight was so that someone kept his wife company while he pretends to be Diplo. Page so good. Look at him. Cut to Kyle bouncing off a deck like, yes, yes, I'm a daisy. Yes, tech bro, tech bro. She's being two faced with me. Why is she being two faced? Did you just say I'm being two faced? How dare you?

It was slander. Stop. You know what that means? Don't do that. Yes, Paige versus Kyle. I'm living for this. I love this. Kyle should be smarter than to mess with Paige in general,

but especially on a season where Paige is having some sort of stress with Craig, because she's going to unleash it all on Kyle, and it's going to be magnificent. Also, I love that Lindsay's wearing a bib that has a little doggy bone on it. I don't know what that story is. Yeah, so is Kyle.

What's that? Look at this. Oh, it's a girl. It's a gentle baby. Oh, it's a girl. It's a gender reveal. Oh, it's a baby. Oh God. God, gender reveals. It's a gender reveal with a lot of shells

because there's piles of shells everywhere. And man, they really go to town with this gender reveal. Lots of food. And Amanda's just trying to scrunch into her shirt. She's so mortified. I know. But by the way- So also it's not two-faced when someone tells you

right to your face that you're a piece of shit. So I don't know. That's true. By the way, Kyle Postmullet looks great. This, it's so nice to have them all gone. Much better. Look, it looks just great. Just great. Yeah.

Great work. Yeah, that was, this was great work. Being two-faced with me. Why is she being two-faced? Did you just say I'm being two-faced? How the f***ing dare you? It was slander. Stop.

You know what that means? Don't fucking do that to me. This is getting carried away. I'm leaving. You guys have to cherish this. You're a happy family. I know it's sometimes dysfunctional, but this is a beautiful thing you have.

And I used to have that too. It's shorts on sitting on the edge of the bed of the girls. You guys, you gotta cherish this cherish it Which you know he knew he knew at that time probably nothing. It's done. It's over. It's done Yeah, so I guess I'm just laughing at his face They're just laughing. I'm like don't even try please February 12th that's exciting February 12th. That's exciting.

Can't wait. Love Summer House. Summer House. I'm just so proud of our little Summer House. The first show that people used to just make fun of. Well, people still make fun of it, but people used to, they used to be like, oh God, that show is so bad. I don't know how you can watch it. And now it's like one of the most popular shows on Bravo. So good job, Summer House. Amazing show. Doing great House. Amazing show.

Amazing show. Can't wait to have you back. And that's gonna be like one of the most amazing things in 2020, 25, 25, 25. Guys, that was remix by Kyle. So get soft. Guys, thank you so much for being here with us. Have an amazing holiday.

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