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Episode Date: December 31, 2024

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Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watch Your Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Watch What Crappens! Watch What Crappens! Guess what happens when there's so much that happens! Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the one and only Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how are you? What's up? Today we have a very special episode because we are welcoming back Southern Hospitality, which we were so happy to see. It got a second season.

We felt we were afraid we were the only ones watching the show, but you know, they got a second season out of it because the first season was hilarious and wonderful. So Southern Hospitality, a messy, messy show. It's like little baby Vanderpump Rules. So, season one of Vanderpump Rules was beautifully messy and season one of this show was beautifully messy. And then season two of Vanderpump Rules was even messier and wonderful.

And so far, season two of this show looks like it's gonna be heading in that same direction. Which makes me happy. Well, it's always fun. I love this show. You know, it's an old waiter back in my day. A little service queen myself. Of course I love waiting table shows.

And this one is so funny because it's in this town, Charleston, where they all feel like they're like superstars and the next Hollywood because of Southern charm, right? So there's all these influencers there now and they really feel like they're hot shit. And season two of any show, people come back with season two face on where they're like, okay, this is what people think of me and this is I know the game now and this is what I'm gonna do. And it's just so funny to me the things that they came back with. Like the per- like Emmy and Will decided that they're

gonna come back and get revenge on Maddie, who I don't think ever did anything to them. But they're like, you know what, we're gonna have a Maddie takedown season. Everyone's decided like this is gonna be a huge Maddie takedown season. I just think it's so funny. It's like, what,, is she even a captain? Like, what does she consider it the job? Like, she's so nice to you, she doesn't even tell you guys to stop drinking. Like, why are you taking down Maddie?

What'd she do? She went to Tulum. That's all we know about her. Emi spends like the entire episode slinking around corners, listening in on Maddie and having a look on her face, like, what? She was like in a murder mystery. It's just like some sort of like, like, like silly murder mystery from like the forties where she's listening in and say, I just hit something who are and like, she just like behind a rack behind a door frame, just listening

in on Maddie. She literally improvised or pantomimed herself holding a glass up to her ear. By the way, Emmy is really becoming my favorite really just because of her apartment. I have to say like I was impressed last season, but I'm even more impressed this season because she keeps her studio apartment immaculate. Like that is a beautiful studio apartment. And you know, when we, we all know the Vanderpump rules apartments, when they were these wretched, sad, carpeted, decaying, refrigerator places where the microwave and the air conditioner cannot be on at the same place, just these like rat infested domiciles. And I have to say, you know, all these,

Emmy could have, she could have followed in those footsteps and she has a beautiful studio apartment. Everything's clean, everything's painted. And I just feel like she needs to be applauded for putting some effort into making her her little studio apartment television ready. Yeah, well, I think it's a little unfair because we constantly give TJ shit for always vacuuming.

And that brings me to my first complaint, which is why didn't we get any shots of TJ vacuuming? You guys can't give us an entire season that revolves around TJ vacuuming his apartment and then come back this season and we don't see him vacuum a once, not a once. That was shocking. That was really shocking.

I was upset about that. I was hoping we would see just a little bit more of TJ passing judgment on people. I actually got used to that. Like I used to hate it, but now it's actually something I'm like tuning in for. And I was waiting to see more of him standing behind the bar saying, well, she just walked in.

Cause that was his whole thing. Last season was like, Mikkel walked in and they're like, guess is back. Mikael just walked in. Can you believe it? After everything that he did. But now TJ was just sort of like there wasn't right. Because TJ is naturally like that. He's like naturally persnickety. Like, I really do think he's like a young

version of the church lady from SNL, the Dana Carvey character. Like, eh. Who did that? Say, eh! You know, like really persnickety, just judgy gay. And I fucking love it. And I think maybe he's coming back a little bit more reserved because he got a lot of hate last season for being like that.

And so maybe he came back a tiny bit reserved, but everybody else came back extra TJE. And so it's it's making us not really see TJ as much because everybody else came back like, I'm going to be a fucking mess this season. You wait. Yeah, especially Mia. Mia really tried hard. She's like, I'm going to have a moment and love us like you're fired. Wait, what?

OK, so let's start going through this from the beginning. So we open with clips from last summer, random snippets on what went down. So Maddie just like trying to convince ourselves that she's like really happy. Like I'm with Trevor now and like we are really happy. So here's what happened to me last season. Republic is everything. I went to Tulum where I saw Grace Lilly, but then like we both like the same guy. So she got like totally pissed off at me for

no reason. I'm totally sober, which you can absolutely tell from every single confession I have like this one. And I ended up getting the man of my dreams, the guy who rides the horse and buggy bike. What do they call them then? What does he call the bike? The bicycle buggy? The king. The Yeah, the the it's like a rickshaw like an urban rickshaw or I guess it's our urban it's like a rickshaw like a bike bike bike like it's not a rickshaw it's like a bug it's just a bug. It's just a bike taxi.

Okay. So she's like, I'm happy. That's her, that's basically her season. And then we see her making out with Trevor a lot. And then everyone else just keeps cutting to the rest of the casting like, I hate Trevor. You know what? You know what?

I want to wish one thing for my birthday. That Trevor would die. I hate Trevor. Like everybody hates this guy. Yeah, and no one hates him more than Joey Marbles also known as Joey Bottles also known as just Joe Bradley and he's like Trevor cheated on Maddie and like she went back to him. Like it was just like terrible like hey He already cheated on you once. I don't know why you would go back

Uh, so why don't you go back someone back so many years on your joy marbles? So then we see Trevor and Matty fucking in the motor home on their way to NASCAR when they were taking that group, their glamorous group vacation to NASCAR. To NASCAR in Charlotte. And then Joe's like, Trevor's like a stereotypical dish in the movie, like once a cheater, always a cheater. Yeah, you just got marbled. a stereotypical dish in a movie, like, once a cheater, always a cheater.

You just got marbled. And now, coming up this summer on Southern hospitality, fucking lava. You know, there are a lot of lottery winners. Oh, look, my point is we know that luck exists. Okay, I'm not gonna go down the whole list of people who have been lucky. Lottery winners, I think is general enough

that we all get it. I don't think anyone is luckier than Leva. Leva has probably, she has like less than zero charisma or presence at all. And she doesn't even wanna be here. How is Leva even here? It's like they plucked Leva out of nowhere. She just comes and she's like,

welcome to an entire show centered around me, Southern hospitality. Why am I even here? Why are you making me do this? Like who is holding a gun to Leva's head? They gave you your own show, perk up. I enjoy Leva. And generally speaking, I've often enjoyed

people without charisma on these shows, just because I find them fascinating. And they gave us a new one, Lava's new sidekick, Leah, which we'll get into. So, Leah's my favorite. Like I love Leah. So, this summer, Matty's saying, I believed him and when he said he would never do it again,

and he cheated, ah! And everyone's like, yeah, it's Trevor, hello. We told you so. So she's like, you told me you would never do it. Text her again, you lied to me, Trevor. And then everyone having to hold her back and her being like, you need to stay the fuck away from my boyfriend, like why did you fuck my boyfriend?

You are fucking trash. And everyone's just holding her back like, you need to stay the fuck away from my boyfriend, like why did you fuck my boyfriend? You are fucking trash. And everyone's just holding her back like, don't do it. Don't ruin your life as a assistant, assistant, assistant manager to bottle girls. Your DJ career is just about to explode. Don't do this, don't do this, Maddie. And that was like our big coming up this season. So they've changed our uniforms, right?

What were their uniforms before? Because now they're doing this like Vandermoes, Lisa Vandermomp pink satin kind of cocktail dress slash prom dress ball gown thing. Well, their uniforms are always different. I mean, last season, famously, like their first uniform was like this, like a fluorescent green thing that they wore that covered up like, you know, barely an areola. And I say that not from a prudish place, but just because they're all wearing it

and love us, like I'm all about female empowerment. And I just want to see women's women supporting women. I just want women to win. Now wear this nipple cover as your dress. So, but I think they'd like it changes from like night to night at Republic. Am I wrong? Like from event to event?

Well, I noticed that Maddie was wearing a pink one and then Grace Lilly was wearing a blue one. So I don't know. So six weeks earlier, before all this drama we open, I think we opened this way last year, or at least it's the first scene I remember. You know how you don't remember the first thing that ever happened in your life,

but there's like something so impactful that that's your first memory? I think my first memory of the show was Joey Marbles getting out of the shower. And it's an old tradition started by Vandermomp rules with the guys. It's unfortunately carried on with Shep in Southern charm which is yikes, nobody needs it.

But God, Joey Marbles, what a cute little butt. So glad to have you back to sexually harass and you too, Will. Yeah, well, it gets a very long and extended butt scene. It was up on screen for a while. So yeah, and we see Brad Bradley doing pushups. That's right, because there's Joe, Joey Marbles is Joe Bradley,

but then there's also a Bradley, right? Like there's, it's confusing. Yes, it is confusing. And then Mattie's over at Trevor's place and Trevor's shaving. Trevor really looks like maybe like Theodore from Alvin and the Chipmunks, right? like it's kind of like this is who she decided like she's going to like

Isolate herself from all her friends for this Theodore looking guy and he's shaving and she's like, wait a second Are you gonna shave your whole beard? He's like no because then you'd be dating like an 18 year old if I did that and like ah Yeah, you'd be dating like an 18 year old if I did that and they're like, ah, yeah. You'd be like Justin Bieber, great. Yeah, and so we see a clip of them when they first met and he's like a little kid with his dad. It's a weird picture to show, I don't know. And then she's like, yeah, well, I've been sober for nine years and recovery taught me

that like people get second chances because I had to fight for my own life. So I got a second chances. And so to fight for my own life. So I got second chances. And so yeah, Trevor and I are living together and we're happy and I'm in love. Okay, wait, second chances, that was you earning it. You know what I mean? Like suffering up is you actually making an effort

in earning it. Trevor didn't do anything to earn it. He just showed back up the second there were cameras up again. Come on. Yeah, you get a second chance because you made a fundamental shift and change in your life. He literally just refilled the air on his bike taxi.

Like, there's nothing different about him. So she's using, she's basically using, like her sobriety as a shield for critics who are saying like, why are you back with a schmuck? So he, Trevor pulls out a charcuterie board from his fridge. He's like, I didn't have breakfast, but I have a charcuterie board. And she's like, wait a second, you made this look at you being a housewife. And it's just like a little,

a little tray with like four pieces of prosciutto and some grapes on it. And she's like, very impressed. God, I love that charcutie. And he's like, yeah, and also I'm gonna take out the trash later. She's like, oh my God, marriage, marriage. So she's like, you know what this is like? This is like looking into the future and like seeing something in the future.

Like not today, but like in the future, maybe today. I mean, if you wanted today, I would do today. But like not today, but like in the future. This is not today, but like soon, not long, but like in the future maybe today I mean if you wanted today, I would do today, but like not today, but like in the future This is not today, but like soon not long, but soon Yeah, it's like I can see already when I'm the ripe old age of 38 And we're eating charcuterie for breakfast then and it's just like we're having charcuterie for breakfast now and it's like wow This is our future. It's amazing Despite everyone always being against my relationship,

like I saw him as my soulmate. Okay, you're dumb. And I hope you feel dumb that they keep playing these clips because they're really rubbing it in right now to poor Maddie who ends up getting fucked over. Literally by the end of the episode. I mean, I thought it would take at least until episode three or four, but wow, they just jumped right into it.

Yeah, so she's like, all right, well, I gotta go work bottle service now. You know, I like being showered with love and respect and food, because I thought you were gonna say sex. Yeah, and sex too. Ha! God, I love looking into our future. So now they're playing like kind of military music

and we see because they're going to work at Republic, which is you guys, you have to be so disciplined at Republic, it's like being in the military. So we go and we see the line outside of Republic and they're playing a song that's like, big moves on this circuit, big moves on this circuit. This is basically some homely people who don't know what's told them their home. I don't know how to explain the crowd outside of Republic, but the way they talk

about Republic and then seeing the crowd, I was like, is, is there a Tommy Bahama shirt sale? Like what's happening? They always act as if they have the hottest club in Vegas or in Miami. Like this is, this is the hottest ticket to get an art Basel week in Miami. But in reality, it's basically people who just came from like the Bass Pro shop who now want to go out dancing afterwards. Like, yeah, Republic is the number one place to go after go to after Topgolf. And we serve the clientele that way. It's after bar after Topgolf. And we serve the clientele that way. It's after bar for Topgolf. So we see shots of the bar,

which I still cannot tell how big this place is. It looks like a hallway. It doesn't look very, and we hear that it's very small too. So it's not like my visual, my eyes are doing all that much work. We hear it's really tiny, but it's amazing how they shoot it to look like it could be bigger, right?

But it's not. Yeah, they make it look enormous. They literally make it look like a towel. But we've been, people have actually messaged us and said, oh, I went to Republic and it was tiny. So they do great work of making it seem huge. And you know, MTV does that, but it looks enormous. So we also meet the new VIP server as his name, his name,

it looks like it's spelled Oisin, but I think it's Oisin, Oisin, how they said his name. They say Oisin, but then someone calls him Oisin. So I don't know if it's like Oisin,. Dun dun dun. But he's a deuce. He's a total deuce, which I love. He's like a long haired hot deuce. I think from, is he from Ireland? Where is he from? He's from, I know I think he's from Tulum.

I think he might, well I don't know. I mean, his accents. He talk like that, doesn't he? Talks like that. Well, that's not Irish. He's either, isn't it? But sounds like that, he's talking like that. You know what, there was an accent

and I think because they met him in Tulum, I just projected a Spanish accent onto him. And I wonder if it was like my brain playing a trick because I just heard Tulum. You're gonna hear Tulum a lot because we are watching Southern Hospitality. They say Tulum a lot on this show. I mean, they love Tulum, they love it. So, Lava Joe gives Joey marbles gives always in a fist bump. He's like, Oh, so

then Levis like Republic is like the true essence of Southern hospitality. Oh, really? Republic is the true essence of Southern hospitality. Lava is it? It's like, yeah, that's why we've been in business for 10 years. By the way, I think you're right because his last name, I looked them up on Instagram, his last name is O'Neill and his, um, his little bio says marketing master for NKD marketing and Bravo Southern hospitality. But then he writes down I are E I R E stands for Ireland. So yeah, yeah, E-I-R-E stands for Ireland. So I think you're correct. Ah, thank you so much. Barry Yagg, good job.

Yeah, yeah, God. I was worried because Below Deck Med's ending and I was like, where are we gonna, you know, use a really terrible Lucky Charms accent again? By the way, there's no one Irish on Below Deck Med this year. I'm so glad. We'll use it. Bravo's of TV official site,

according to his official Bravo bio, he's from Wicklow, Ireland. So hi, there's Shaxx Hunter Tears. There you go. There you go. So they met him in Tulum, which is where all of the sorted backstories for this show seem to come from, which I loved. I love that they were still like mining to LUM for more people and, and storylines.

So love is like, um, there's like tons of competition in Charleston that people come to my club because my VIP team is going to always get the party started. Okay. Do you even know what you're saying? Are you just reading these off key cards? You know, the plot for the rest of the show, right? Because you're literally leading it. Love it. I think it's still funny that they're using,

it's funny that they're still using this. Like my team is gonna party it up, except that they don't party anymore, cause that's a rule, which is totally my idea. And we're putting it into effect right now, right when the cameras started, exactly right now. I have to say, Ronnie, when I go to a club, my first thought is, I really hope they have a good VIP

Team that's gonna help my party get started because that's how I know I'll want to go to this club It's always the first consideration is the quality of the VIP team Yeah, totally like when I go to Chili's I really want to know that my waiter Enjoys an awesome blossom just as much as I do. You know what I mean? Is that outback? Outback is awesome blossom. Bloomin' onion. No, no, no, bloomin' onion. Bloomin' onion, yeah.

Either way, it's like, you know, when I go to a club, you know, music, who cares? Drinks, who cares? Vibe, who cares? VIP staff, only priority for me. That's what I need. If they don't bring out a good sign with sparklers, then it's like, why even be there? Like, I'm done. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappins commercial.

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So Chris, the new general manager, who's just kind of schlubby, he's kind of a Barney rumble. He goes and finds Maddie in the kitchen and she's cleaning her shoes and he goes, what you doing, bud? Like, cleaning her shoes and he goes, what you doing bud? She's like, uh, cleaning my shoes. They get dirty. All right, bud. Well, listen, but I'm going to need you in the meeting cause I don't have time to relay this information again. All right. You're going to get it in the meeting and that's it. Yeah. So the big thing is that they have a new room for meetings. Uh, because last year they were were sitting on, basically,

paint canisters. And it's like, It's the same room? Is it a different room? I thought that they said it was a new room. I don't seem to remember a big vacant blue room. I mean, there could have been, it's hard to remember. I have memories of every time they had a staff meeting,

they were literally sitting on bulk cases of Fabuloso. Like, I don't remember like a big blue room with coaches couches in it. But maybe it's maybe it was, I don't know. Should have done my research. So they're in the meeting and Oysin's like, I can't believe we're not allowed to have a baby. Like we're not allowed, can you believe it? And Matt is like, yeah, I know, we're all really upset about it right now. But you know what, we just got to keep going. We just got to keep going.

So Lava says, sadly, over the last past few years, we got a little loose with our rules. And we see like everyone getting drunk. We see Grace Lilly, you know, doing the Grace Lilly thing. We see Mia being like, I'm so glad I can be here. I can work here and just like chill with a glass of champagne and want to go on a break. So they're all getting wasted on the job. I'm in finance and so it's like so nice to come to work and just chill because I'm in finance. So then back to Leva, she's like, yeah, it's my fault

because I do like to be a friendly boss. I'm not a fucking monster. I get first chances and second chances and third chances and like fourth chances and fifth chances and sixth. Leva, could you guys just edit out half of Leva's monologue? Why do I have to sit through it? Yeah, so she goes, this year we're going back

to the rule book, here are your rules. Be on time, respect managers, don't drink. Okay? Because I have a business to run. And if there's insubordination, you're fired. You're out. And then we see her. She now has a new model. I would just like to request a new rule on there. Wash your hands. Okay? Because I've seen this show. That rule needs to be somewhere on this show. Wash your fucking hands. Yeah. I don't know. I understand why on Below Deck, you don't want. Wash your fucking hands. Yeah. I don't know.

I understand why on Below Deck you don't want to have your staff drinking. Generally speaking, you don't want to have your staff drinking on the job. But I do feel like at a nightclub, it's probably OK. Like, I feel like that might be an exception to the case. It doesn't really bother me as much. There's no yacht that might crash.

There's no heavy machinery necessarily. I don't know. Well, she just said it in her line before, which is why I was cracking up that she even said it. She's like, my VIP party, it's going to make sure you're partying right. Because they're like, she kind of insinuates that they're partying with you. And last year, that was her thing. They were like, people come to Republic because we're the best people to party with and we party with you. And you don't just get access to Republic, you get access to me. That was kind of their big thing.

So for her to be like, oh, and now you can't drink when you party with the guys is, it's just weird. I don't know. Yeah, it's weird. It's a weird line. It's obviously trying to go for a drama or trying to just fire people that maybe she wanted to fire anyway. I don't know. Yeah.

So now she has like a she has a screen of cameras in her office, like a giant wall that's which, by the way, half of them are not working. So how about like when we're as long as we're revising the rules, why don't you fix your cameras? Because there was like seven different black screens on there. I'm like, this is not a very effective wall of security. Yeah, you're a real Baldwin over there sliver. OK, it's like that movie sliver where she's got like 20 video cameras.

You don't even have room for 20 video cameras. What do you look like? One is the outside of her garage at home. You know, I guess my husband's home, so that's good. She just has she has a camera on Gwyn's. I just want to see what the parking situation's like if I go over there later. I just want to see who's buying satin dresses

with giant ruffles on them today. I know, it was like the head of household room on Big Brother. So Grace Lilly says, so in honor of Lucia not being here today, and everyone booze. So Lucia, who seemed to be one of the most responsible people on the show actually got fired. That's what we find

out. Yeah, well, we all we all miss her. Okay, guys. So here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna burn some sage because she loves sage. So in honor of Lucia, who's dead now, let's burn sage. And then we see a clip at Lucia's apartment. Her kids like running around playing and she's like, I'm terminated by text message. I told, I'm told Lucia Pena is no longer employed at Republic. And he was like, oh my God, you did drink on the job and we're not supposed to drink on the job, right? Like, is that what happened? I'm in finance. So. The numbers aren't adding up. And I say that as someone in

finance, and the CEO is like, I just took one swig. And she's like, and you didn't get any warning from Republic at all. It's like, No, no, literally my first infraction in seven years and I'm fired. And he is like, literally firing a single mother for a first offense. I mean, that is nuts. And I mean, it's like, what the fuck, her doodles. Cause the kid's just sitting there like staring at her.

Oh yeah. So then we go back to the meeting and Mia's like, guys, like, you know that before I started to work here, I was a patron here cause I can afford to be finance. And Lucia was my favorite bottle service girl. So I'm just going to say that. Well, maybe we should pass the side around and we just sprayed it all over this room. And so Mia says, um,

if Leva fired every employee, especially the ones that don't work in finance that had a shot of alcohol in her establishment, um, she would have fired everybody except for Maddie, who's sober. What I'm trying to say is we all took. So Maddie and Joe come in and Joe's like, I'm going to say some business stuff right now. So listen, guys, we're going to do a good job pushing people tonight, turning things over,

really rolling over everything, turning, turning, turning. We're going to stack it and we're going to pile it. Everybody got it. This is the business. And Grace Lilly, give them a good first impression at the front door. Give them your best, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, I know you can kill it Grace Lilly, just do it.

Now I know you haven't actually worked here, since we stopped shooting, so just practice, okay? Grace, give us, uh, what, what are you going to say at the front door? No, reel it in a little bit, Grace. So Joe's has this, uh, last summer was like, not my brightest in the lady department. Ha ha ha. And they're like, yeah, Joe's an idiot. And they're just talking about how last summer,

Joe confesses love for Maddie. And then like like, yeah, Joe's an idiot. And they're just talking about how last summer, Joe confessed his love for Maddie. And then like 45 minutes later, I guess, made out with Mia and then told her that he was just like a real, he really dropped the ball on that front. Yeah, he'd like tried to profess his love for Maddie once she already was getting back together with Trevor. And then when he didn't get it with her, he tried with Mia and then was like, I mean, come on.

Once like, when they both confronted him together, it's like, I mean, come on, I'm like hitting on you after I just like told my best friend I'm in love with her. Do you even think that was real? So he was kind of a douche. Yeah, but they've forgiven him. Like Mia's just like, whatever, we're friends. So they're back to being,

I guess they're all back to being friends right now. So Joe's like, oh yeah, I'm done pining for Maddie and Mia, and Mia no longer wants to rip my head off, which is great. I can just go back to being Joey Marbles, ha ha ha. It's a new year, it's a new Joe, and I'm ready to get back in the game and start dating. Hwink, h hlink, yeah. It's like really hard for me to wink.

I'm going to try winking. I like that they gave him like Joey Marbles 2.0. He's there's always got to be a guy who's coming back. It's the newest version of themselves on these shows. So Joe introduces Oysen on his first night as the new bottle boy. And Matt, he's like, yeah, Grace Lilly and I met Oisin in Tulum, because where else? And he's like, team money. That's what we're here for. Team money, who's that? I was running a lot of events out in Tulum, secluded parties out in the middle of the jungle in Mexico.

I feel like his parties were all strange, like tantric sex, you know, experiences like people would just get naked in the jungle and then you pass around like a waska or something like that or some sort of strange beverages like enjoy it out of a coconut and that'd be like touching and feeling like I just imagine that that's what his VIP experience was. Yeah, this guy's fucking for money out in the middle of the jungle. He just doesn't want to pay for a hotel room.

So Grace is like, yeah, he's dancing on the tables, dancing with all the hot girls. And Maddie's like, yeah, and an orange fucking speedo, which was kind of oddly attractive. We had a moment, but it was just a moment. And he's like, I love girls. Amazing. So Maddie is like, so, hey, by the way, have you met Leah? She's the new CEO. She's here. You're going to meet her. So then we see Leah. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun person on this show, walking around like, I'm going to hand out an infraction to somebody. Who's going to get an infraction. Who's going to get an infraction.

You got time to lean. You got time to clean. That's an infraction. Watch it, mister. Leah is definitely, she is like the, like you're watching a high school play and someone has to play the boss and then play school play and that's Leah. She's like, I'm gonna wear a business suit cause this is what bosses wear. Yeah, she wears like businessy clothes

that just don't fit her right. My guess is that poor Leah does not have one well tailored outfit that fits well. She's just walking around in a bunch of rayon things with collars going infraction, infraction. And then we learned one of her favorite things to say later is, you know what we're gonna do? Nip it in the bud.

That's what we're gonna do. We are about to nip this in the bud. Yeah, she just looks like a middle schooler dressed in adult clothes, going around being like, I'm the boss now and I'm gonna hand that in fractions. Nothing but in fractions, we're gonna nip it in the bud. That's what bosses do. So they ask, the meeting is coming to a start.

So Oysen ashes out the sage on the table. Matt is like, wait a minute, you have to like clean that. We have to keep it clean back here now guys. And he's like, it's all right darling, don't you worry your pretty little head about it. And he's like, oh my God, you're like literally gonna be fired right now. So then we hear a song and it's like,

let's go, hands in the air, headed for the game, let's go. The unofficial anthem of Republic Bar and Lounge. So in case you guys are not buying that this is totally LA, Hollywood, and only famous people come here, welcome Olivia from Southern Charm and some creepy friends that she has. Oh my god, Olivia from Southern Charm! Everyone drop what you're doing. Olivia from Southern Charm is at the door. Get there now. Swarm, swarm with bottles and free drinks.

So Oysen's like, Amy babe, you're gonna show me some tricks or what? What am I supposed to do here tonight? Is there any kind of training? And she's like, I'll go order a bottle of Dom, okay? And then guess what? We're gonna bring it out with glow sticks cause that's what we do here.

And he's like, wait a minute. What about the signs? Are we going to bring out the sign? And Brad, uh, I think Chad, uh, Joe goes, yeah, you know what we should bring out a sign. And you know what it should say? Hold on. Let me think about it. Superstars.

That's what it should say. That's good. That's good. Superstars go for it, Joe, go do it. This is why we get paid big bucks. Poetry of Republic. Superstars. So Leva goes to see Leah, CEO,

and her assistant Michelle in the green room. And she's like, okay, guys, does it like smell like weed in here? Do you even pretend to work here? They just said that Lucia lit sage every single night here and you don't recognize the smell. Replace. I vote replace Leva with Leah, CEO.

Yeah. So Leah's like, oh yeah, there's sage. I can tell cause I'm a CEO and I hand out infractions. Well, Lucia's gone. So let the sage be gone too. Hi, yeah. I just chopped it away. Yeah, just got rid of sage. That's going in the handbook. And Leva's like, yeah, you know what else sage is? A fire hazard. And then he goes, yeah, pretty much. We're on top of things now. So you know what's a fire hazard? Things that were on fire once. So Lev is like, you know what?

We just promoted Leah. We just promoted Leah to head boss and I just call her the hammer. Yeah, so she's like, okay, Leah. She's like, okay, Leah, you're the hammer. So just give a monologue to the camera. She's like, I don't really know how to do that. Just go ahead, Leah, just make it up.

You're a boss, okay? You're in rayon. And she's like, okay, listen, I can do this because I'm not emotional. You know why? Because we're running a business. So let me do the dirty work so we can keep rocking and rolling

the way we're supposed to. In fractions. She's like, yes, nailed it. Lev is like, yeah, Leah was out in Vegas working some pretty big hotels. Yeah, you ever heard of the NGN? It's not the MGM, it's the NGN. Yeah, it's there too.

And she worked it, okay? And we really fought to have her here. And she said, I don't know if I could leave being the manager of this buffet. And we said, come on, we'll make it worth your time. So she sets it straight, okay? You've seen all the people that tried to eat the breakfast food when it was turning over to lunch.

She wouldn't allow it because that's what she does. She's a boss. She's no nonsense. She's so efficient. She's like on it. Yeah, you guys, no one can handle stress of Republic except for the woman who dealt with a seafood buffet all day She's here guys we got her

Yeah, we got her so Leah's like so Leah's like sage stinks. It's gross and it's a mess. We got a nip that in the bud There's there's too much sage back here we got to nip this in the bud before all the customers smell sage a little bit. So then meanwhile, the VIP team is hard at work making the superstar sign. They're literally acting like they're doing a puzzle on Survivor. Like a million dollars is on this. And they're like putting the letters in there. They're like, superstars, superstars, is this working? Does it look good look good is this good we can go out can we publish this can this go is this are we locked we locked in superstars okay let's do it and maddie says they're all super all of our guests are superstars because all of our tables are superstars it's like you're special just like

everyone else my me most favorite bumper sticker so then we see a group of tacky, dried haired girls partying. And one of the girls is telling Oysen she's like, Oh my god, you should do a shot with me. He's like, I want to do a shot. Can I do a shot? Maddie, Maddie, can I do one? She's like, I'm walking away. You do whatever you want. I don't see. I cannot see anything. And then we think, Oh my god, do not do a shot. You're gonna lose your job, totally. Don't do it, don't do it. He's like, I got it, I got it. Oisin will be doing shots later this season.

He definitely will be. But this is also Emmy being like a responsible coworker as opposed to Maddie who might be not setting up Oisin for success. Like he might get fired because she's being like, you do what you wanna do instead of saying like, don't do this, you'll get fired. I think they're trying to set that up a little bit.

Well, Emmy is coming for Maddie's gig, I think, right? Like, Emmy's like, Maddie doesn't even care about anything that goes on at Republic, but I told Oysen not to drink, so. I basically own this place now. And I would trust Emmy as a manager far more than Matty. I mean, again, look at that apartment. It is immaculate.

Look at where Matty lives, OK? They couldn't even handle their charcuterie board. At one point, we didn't even talk about this. At one point, they had that charcuterie board sitting there. And Watts's face just spins it, and like three olives go flying off onto the floor. This is not manager material here if you can't even figure out the physics

that go into rotating a charcuterie board. So back into this meeting- I'm being serious, I'm not cracking jokes here. This is a serious thing for me. Yeah, you're very pro clean apartment, you know? So we go back into the meeting room, green room area, and Leah, who's just doing way too much for her first episode, just keeps pointing

at the sage stain on the table over and over, like, I mean, sage, can you believe it? There was sage there. So, and Lev is like, yeah, well, this is stressing me out. So I have friends that I need to go say hi to so you can deal with it. And Leah's like, yeah, well, guess what? I got a sage stain on the table. I need to chop some balls off over. I am

furious. Taking care of business. Here I come, Lee, a CEO. Just make sure the A-list stars at the front don't see the sage stain in the blue room, because that would be a disaster. We would never would want Olivia flowers to be grossed out by this place. So then we see Bradley, he's hugging Olivia and some others and he's like sitting with them. He's like sitting in the booth with them and levels like, um, are you working or are you having fun right now? And he's like, both maybe. She's like, no, no, you are a VIP team, which means you cannot be tending to the guests right now. You have to go do something else.

It's very poorly constructed opening a plot. It's hilarious. It's like what you're having fun when you're supposed to be parting with the guests. Okay, I'm gonna work on it. Ask Leah CEO for some lines for me. So then Mia is with her guests and she's like, guys, I want to drink with you and like party with you, but I'm not allowed to anymore because someone just got fired for drinking and she's a

single mom. So I mean, listen, I'm at Republic for good vibes. And got fired for drinking and she's a single mom. So I mean, listen, I'm at Republic for good vibes and guess what? This isn't it's so not good vibes. That's what it is. Yeah, sorry, everyone. I have to mind my P's and Q's. You know, the guests are like, I don't care. You're not our friend. We're not trying to drink with you. Right? I know, like all the guests are going to be sad that the employees aren't drinking out of their hundred dollar champagne. I'm like, I literally spent this money for you to serve me not to drink what you're serving me. So they're all talking about how stressful it is not to drink and Grace Lilly is like, yeah, it's like when your parents went out of town and you throw a party and then all of a sudden like their car comes at the driveway that's how it fulls that. Why do I feel like that happened a lot to Grace

Lilly? Because you know her parents were like hey we're just gonna go out to dinner. My parents are going out of town. No Grace they just went in town. So, uh, Lucia, Lucia. So then Lucia, who was fired, comes back to the club, which is like, why would you ever? So except on these shows, of course, like this is where Kristen came back to sir like a million times after she was fired. So here she is to pulling the Kristen Doty thing and a me hugs her and everything. And then TJ is like, Oh, good. There's something me to be, for me to be persnickety about. Look, Lucy is here. Can you believe it?

She came back here. Who wants to be judgy with me? Anyone? Just me? Yeah. I'm not sure I would be a come back to the scene of the crime, but I mean, the soon guys. And Chris goes, oh my God, Lucy is here?

She got fired for drinking on the job. Call national security, get her, tackle her. So Lucy and Emmy talk and Lucy is like, um, I have to talk to Lev. Like I do not want to talk to Lev. Like this is about to be like the hottest summer ever. So like I do have to talk to her. You never know what's going to happen this summer at Republic. It's going to be huge.

They're saying they're lowering the prices at Topgolf, so they're going to have bigger people than ever before. And they're all going to come here afterwards. So I was like, I would be crawling out of my skin right now if I was you. And I was about to talk to Leva. Oh, my God. She's such a big, important CEO. How could you even be doing this right now, Lucia? So then Leah's and Leah's walking around being the CEO. Still really angry about the stage. Yeah, she's like checking all the tables.

She's like, is there smudge stain here? There better not be because that's disgusting. It's for deviance. And so Lava is back watching her video screens and she says, who is behind that bar? And Leah comes into the office and she's like, sorry to interrupt, but hold on. I, and she starts like doing this pointing, like you know how people like point and then they're like telling you off at their finger? She does that when she talks.

She's like, I just did a lap and Lucia is here point. And Leva's like, ugh. And so Lucia is there at the bar and she just keeps on saying she just wants to talk to Lava. She just wants to talk to Lava. So Lava is like, I don't know what she thinks we can do for her aside from rehire her because we have all the power. But like in my mind, there's just nothing left to talk about. And so Lucy is talking to TJ and he's like, I guess if I were you, I would send her a text in the morning after you vacuumed. And she's like, I haven't received any communication from Lava. I guess, okay, but then send her a text or an email

after you lube up your Dyson and make sure that it's in working order. And she's like, I've been sending emails to talk about my termination. Nothing. Wow. Wow. It's you're basically like landing California right now.

Faulted, very faulted. I'm not really sure what you want me to say, but I'll just give you this circumstance. So Leo's like, okay, well guess what? We've received a couple of emails from her. It seems like she's unable to understand her termination and it's not negotiable, which is a phrase I learned in boss school,

which I am CEO. And Lava says, well, if we brought her back, like what kind of example would that be to the rest of the staff? And she's like, yeah, right. It would be chaos. It wouldn't be right. I mean, the pants are

girl pants are str- pants are dresses now, you know, clouds are clouds are rainbows. I mean, what are you going to do? Topsy turvy upside down. We can't handle this. We we're not going to do it. And as for the rest of the employee morale, we have to nip it in the bud. We are going to nip this in the point circle bud. Really bad. Yeah. This Leo CEO. Leo's like, you drank and you're caught.

And guess what? There's a new sheriff in town and she knows a thing or two about shrimp cocktail. So, um, love was like, yeah. She's like, it's against the rules. Love was like, it's against the rules. Yeah, it's against the rules. Lovah's like, it's against the rules. Yeah, it's against the rules. It is against the rules.

Nip it. Nip it in the butt. Right now, nip it. So then Maddie's outside listening at the office door and Grace slowly comes over and says, how was going on? I went shhh. I'm listening at the door. I'm gonna listen at the door.

Maddie's like, she's talking shit. She goes, who's she? It's Lovah's like, she's talking shit. She goes, who's she? It's Lovah's office, Grace. So meanwhile, Leah's still in there, shoulder pads. She's like, there's a bad decision. There was a bad decision that was made. And unfortunately, there's consequences.

And we caught it. Some would say we nipped it. And if it were a flower, it had a bud. And guess what? That bud has been nipped. Some would say nipped in the bud. And she's gone. Some would say we nipped it. And if it were a flower, it had a bud. And guess what? That bud has been nipped. Some would say nipped in the bud and she's gone. She's gone. Lucia in the club. And she's like, oh my God,

finally I had a chance to stop away from all that not drinking I'm doing. So what's going on with you girl? And she's like, oh, you know, just checking on the state of the state. She was like, yeah. Well, you know me, I respect big balls. And she's like, you think I have big balls right now?

She goes, yeah, you're coming to talk to Ne never and let me tell you she may not be out here But she is in the building right now This are just big news The boss of this place is in the place. So cuz Lava is to come here She's like sitting out there seeing her on the video screen, but like refusing to come out to like confront it. She's just hiding in her office like a wuss. Maybe the office was the thing that's new because Lava said something was new.

And maybe because I think actually the office formerly was not on the premises. The cameras are definitely new. I think the office used to be like in a different building. You have to go up a staircase or something. So yeah, she had that a place down the street that she rented last year. Yeah, I remember that plot where she's like, I rented a place because like I need an office. So Levis says telling Leah, you know, I just I would like an apology. Like how about sorry, I disrespected your business. Like, I don't know if she thought that maybe because she has a relationship with me

that she could do that, but nobody gets special treatment at the end of the day. Know what I mean? Unless you're Olivia Flowers, please give her a bottle of Dom Perignon from you. Thank you very much. Hold on, let me just answer this call. The caller ID says, Bud.

Let me say Bud. Nick, you are Nick. You are Nick. So then Mia and Lucie are talking and Mia's like, I'll bet she's in that back room somewhere. Let me check, I got you, girl. So then- You mean the office? You mean Lava's office?

I bet Lava's in Lava's office. Thank God for Mia. So Bradley is asking where Maddie is. So this is where they're all hatching their plans, like to make Maddie look stupid. So Bradley's like, where's Maddie? And he's like, I don't know. She's like the manager of this place and she's nowhere to be found. He goes, yeah, well, that's not surprising.

So now back to Lever. She's like, do you think we should have a staff meeting to remind everyone of the rules? And Leah's like, the rules of Republic Garden and Lounge, of which I am the CEO. And by the way, you can't have a garden without flowers. You can't have flowers without buds. You can't have buds without nipping them. Yes, I do. Let's have a meeting.

Cut back to Emma, just, Emmy being, just like continue on her like weird plot. She's like, you know what? We need to talk to Maddie about keeping her personal life and her private life separate because she crosses those lines every goddamn day. Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is she on right now?

It felt a lot, by the way, when I was watching this, I felt like the show was at like a 10 and I had no idea why it was at a 10. Like everyone was like hyped up and angry about something, but like, I was like, whoa, you guys just started the episode, what's going on here? It's so funny. And Bradley is like, yeah, well now that Maddie

and Trevor are back together, she's been living in Deluloo, in Delusionland. Yeah, we know Maddie and Trevor are back together, she's been living in Delulu in delusion land. Yeah. We know what Delulu is Bradley. Thanks for the clarification. And he goes, she's become very complacent at work. Is it surprising? No, but it doesn't surprise me. Well, you're just for your own questions. Is it surprising? No, but it doesn't surprise. Well, you don't say, but don't say,

but as if you're going to change direction and the logic should say, is it surprising? No. And it continues to not surprise me. So then Maddie is with me in the kitchen now and she's like, um, okay, I got a little wind from what was going on from behind the door and Lava wants an apology from Lucia and me. It goes, ha ha. She wants Lucia to apologize for what? And she's like drinking.

She's like, ha ha. Well, I'll tell you this no fucking way. And I got to ask, what's the hypocrisy here? And Lava comes, she's like right behind them. This place is maybe five feet big, this whole place. So Lava comes out and she's like, um, hi, how are you guys? And she's doing her like, I'm looking at my phone right now cause I'm very busy. Hi guys. You doing something swiping on my phone. So

if you guys are back here, then who's in front? Ha ha ha ha. And so then Mia is just like, like, I'm angry at my boss. And so she goes, Joe's out there. He's holding it down. And so love is like, well then why do you guys look so emo? And Mia says you were looking for an apology from Lucia for drinking on the job, which by the way, Mia, wait, I like blow up Maddie's spot that Maddie was just eavesdropping in the office a second ago.

And now they're having like a standoff because she's going to tell Leva off, which I don't know where she really thought this was going to go. So Leva says, I mean, yeah, like her apology would mean a lot. I mean, like if I was in her position, I mean, like somebody is like, you know, helped me, like somebody is like employed me, or they've like brought me back somebody has employed me, or they've brought me back or brought me opportunities. And Mia says, brought her back from what? You mean from having a baby? She goes, yeah.

She goes, okay. So after maternity leave, basically, what normal companies do for women, what the fuck is Lava doing, by the way, as well in the scene? Mia had a very fair point there. So Lava's like, what are you doing? And Mia's like, I'm upset.

She goes, what are you doing? She goes, I'm upset. It's the season premiere and I have to be upset about something. So she goes, well, what are you upset about? She goes, about the hypocrisy you are showing as a boss. And then it was like, hypocrisy? What are you talking about?

Like normally people give birth and then they're put into the meat grinder. Like I didn't make the rules. That's just how the world works. I mean, look around, how many mothers do you see in Charleston? They're all dead, okay? So like, and by the way, there's no hypocrisy.

If you're in the back of the house and you're drinking, you're fired and that's the rule. Have you read the manual for being hired? Leah wrote it. Leah wrote it on Clarice Works. Here's how to be hired at Republic. Here's the manual. Don't drink, signed Leah.

Otherwise it will be nipped in the bud. So Madison is, Maddie's like, Oh, Oh Mia stop. This is your boss. Just like chill out a little, just be like a little bit more like Trevor. Just be like super chill and kind of sexy and love is like, do you, do you, if you drink back here, you're done. I mean it goes, well, I just don't get it. I don't understand which by the way, Mia, this is like not a point you should be arguing.

Cause even though I said at the early other podcast, it doesn't seem to me a big deal if there's drinking on the job. Still that being said, it's a fairly standard thing that you're not allowed to drink on jobs. So the fact that she's pushing back is a little like, use your soft skills a little bit more. Okay. Well she's doing that thing. I think where we, I don't know if we've all done it. I have where I'm like, I'm going to fight with my boss boss. I'm gonna tell my boss off. It never goes well. I've tried it

multiple times. It has never gone well. So Leva's like, yeah, if you drink back here, you're done. She says, Yeah, I don't understand. And Mia says, employees have drank back here so many times. And she goes, Oh, really? Well, who did then? Like, who did I keep here that was drinking back here? And Mia just looks around and there's no one there. So she goes, me! She goes, oh, really? Then you're gone too, Mia.

You're fired. Clock out. Good night, bye. . Not Mia's brightest moment, okay? At least pick someone you don't like. So stupid, but at least Mia was smart enough to get Lava admitting on camera. Like, yeah,

I brought that girl back after maternity, like after giving birth. Like I'm a good person. Yeah, I've done great things. So Lava's Mia's like, you're being hypocritical as a boss. Lava's like, you don't need to work here. You said you drank on the shift, you're done. If someone else comes up and tells me that, they're done too. Mia's like, you're not gonna fuck with me.

No, you're not. It's like, Mia, you're fired. It's done. You've already been fired, Mia. And she says that, she's like, Mia, you're fired. Like you're not an employee any longer. So like your butt just got nipped. So, and Mia goes, okay, then we're you're not an employee any longer. So like your butt just got nipped.

And Mia goes, okay, then we're done. And she goes, okay. And also you don't need to be in the back of the building. Go, out, go. And then of course, Emmy's listening and like, whoa. She was like Angela Lansbury snooping, like what, I just learned something. So Mia leaves and Matt is like, wow, I would never talk to my boss like that ever.

It's like, well, you didn't do a whole lot to sort of rein her in. Did you? So then what she did tell her, this is your boss. So maybe you shouldn't. Mia was just on one. So then Mia storms out and she goes past Lucy and she goes, Oh, oh, no, now we're both fired. And you know, she fired me because I said I had a shot during a shift. And so everyone like starts freaking out. And then Leah goes up to Leva and she's like, um, are we okay here? Are we okay? And Leva is like, she was just like, I drank on my shift all the time

and then you let me stay here. And I'm like, no, I didn't because I didn't know you drank on your shift. That girl is never gonna work for me in any capacity anywhere ever again. Consider her someone who just gave birth. Unemployable. Leva tells us, I hate firing people.

I'm not some awful person, but we're running a business here. And it's very important for me that the other incompetent people are not distracted by a different group of incompetent people. Sorry, just the way it goes. So then the girls are talking outside to me and Lucia and gracefully saying, I mean, I don't agree with it whatsoever, but I think that, you know, like all of us, like, I think that we all kind of feel the way you fall. Is that true? No one knows what she's talking about. And then he's like, this is bullshit. I'm shook.

So then we see TJ talking to Maddie and Madison's like, yeah, I mean, Maddie's like, yeah, you know, Mia was speaking to her in a way that like she really gave Levin no choice but to fire her. And then O'Sheen's like, I've been in the club scene my entire life and we've always been able to have a little dabble here and there, so there's no leeway or anything. You know what I mean? You know what I mean?

And Joe's like, I do think the rules are like important, but like I've created this image of people like being able to come into the club and party with me. So like, now that I can't do that anymore, like, who am I? I'm not Joey Bottles anymore. I'm Joey Water Bottles. I love his existential crisis. Like just Joey Water Bottles.

Who am I? Who am I? I'm like just Joey Waterball. Who am I? Who am I? So Mia is still going on outside. She's like, well, my friendship with Lucia means more to me than this job. I couldn't give a fuck really.

And Grace Lilly's like, yeah, well, they were a good friend. She goes, I'm leaving. And she just like storms off and Lucia stays. Like, yeah, Lucia doesn't really feel the same. She's gonna get her damn job back, but bye. She's like, I hear you have an opening, Lava. So now it's the next day, people are waking up and everything.

And the big thing here is we see Will's butt on screen for a very long time, because his hand is in a sling. And so Emmy has to help him get his pants on. Yeah. And the Southern grace is smudging and she's on her balcony and she's that place God protect me from feeling a lot of different energies. Could you be more specific today?

Dear God, I don't know what's going on with the energies today, but I looked out at my flower garden and all the, all the buds seem to have been nipped. I don't know what's going on, but please protect me from that energy. So we got to always end looking in his mirror and he's like, I'm still beautiful saying God. Still beautiful, thank God. And then we get a song. I wanna radiate the sun before I burn out bright my supernova. Every song on this show is about how young they are and how it's all gonna end soon.

And I love that Trixie Monagle has learned, you know? She's like, you're young now, you'll be old tomorrow. Today is up, tomorrow you're a slag. It's like, damn, geez, Trixie, wind up. And I also liked that the next lyric is, I'm building my empire. Like, I love that the song is like really dedicated to this like imagery about suns and stars and supernovas,

but also like I'm building an empire too. Like, it's like one thing doesn't really have to do with the other, but also like I'm building an empire too. It's like one thing doesn't really have to do with the other, but sure, go for it. So then next day is a meeting. So everybody's coming to do this group meeting about not drinking and Will is there in his sling, hot. And then Emmy is dressed in the same fabric

as Jorie's velvet headboard, which is weird. And Mikkel's there, We haven't seen him. And there's a new girl in the area. Say it again. Yeah. I thought Mikkel was fired for a second because he wasn't even in the first half of the show. Yeah, but he's not.

He's here. And so Leah starts it. I mean, Lovett starts it. Leah's in like some kind of a formal ball gown, which doesn't really make. It's all they had at boss Emporium. starts at Lee isn't like some kind of a formal ball gown, which doesn't really. It's all they had at, at boss Emporium. Unfortunately, I guess it was like, yeah, this is when I'm nominated for best boss of the year.

So it was the gala. This is the holiday in gala. I'm going to this dress is made from buds because I nipped so many of them. So, um, okay. So Leva's saying, okay guys, obviously it's not been the best week about like we lost to me. I, we lost to see, uh, but guess what? You know what? Leah always says, Leah, say it. No, not that one. The other thing, uh, nip it. The other thing, Sage is for slut. The other thing, okay, Leah says, don't fire yourself. Breakfast 12.99, all you can eat. Yes, that one.

It's like, there's nothing we can do when you guys break the rules. And that's just how it goes. And Leah goes, I'm gonna make it crystal clear right now. Drinking is never permitted in Republic Garden and Lounge. And we are not gonna allow that behavior any longer. Not in this garden, not in this lounge. Don't fire yourself.

Thank you, thank you Leah for finally saying it. Really great expression. So they're of course like, oh my God, like, you know, like, like Emmy's like, you know, like you think our best sales nights are when everyone's sober and Bradley is like, I mean, they're gonna order another bottle because they want to party with us.

That's what they want to do. So then, and Grace is like, don't ruin the vibe, it's wavy, baby. So they're all upset because it's all ruined by Leah. Yeah. And Lev is like, I want you to make money because guess what? The next few years for this company are gonna be epic. They are gonna be epic.

And Leah's like, guys, we love you all. You are all rock stars and this is a family. I can't believe she didn't add that because that is such the restaurant manager thing to say. Like guys, we're all family here. Let's not forget. I read on a boss website that you should call to tell your employees that they're all rock stars.

And so guess what? You're all rock stars, which I think means you have a lot of good morale around here. So anyway, consider these buds nipped and let's go out and kill it. We're a family. Yeah. And Joey Joey Marbles is like, this job is like not so much side hustle for me. I didn't go back to college

because my passion for this, this is my career. I'm Joey Bottles and I can't lose that. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Yes, Rocky. Hopefully Joey Marbles can have tequila at work again. It's a real inspirational story, guys. You know, when faced with the decision of furthering my studies and setting myself up

for a career in really anything, or making signs that say superstars, I knew what I had to do. I had to make the sign. It's my passion. I'm choosing the ones that relies on my good looks and youth because what, what other decision is there really? I had to use the one that relied on my ability to hold a sparkler up in the air

pretty high up. So Bradley goes to do his personal training at a high-low gym. It's called High Low. And he's got a client named Sammy who is just not prepared to be on TV at all. I mean, it was so sad. So Sam is like, Hi, oh my God, I'm so glad to work out with you. Like I've really needed to have my ass kicked Cause I went out with my girlfriends and whoa, did we live it up and have a, have a hot ass girl time living it up on the town.

By the way, do you know that guy who drives people around on his bike, he was hitting on me and like trying to make out with me, Maddie, who? Maddie's boyfriend? Who's Maddie? Yeah. And he's like, oh my God, Maddie, Maddie's boyfriend, Trevor, they've been living together for a while now. Wow. You have something to say about them? And she's like, Oh, I didn't

know he had a girlfriend. I hadn't watched the show before. Oh, well, he was with his boys and buying me drinks the whole time. And I said, well, at least stop the cab first. And then we were touching each other. And then one thing led to another dot, dot, dot. And he's like, did you make out? She goes, yeah, serious. You would have no idea that he had a girlfriend. I feel so bad. I wish I had just like seen her on a TV show so I could have known about it before any of this happened. This is crazy. He's like, it's karma. She did that to herself. I had this

great girlfriend, we were perfect. And then Maddie told her I was in the back alley behind Republic getting my dick sucked next to the raccoons in the trash. I love a good backstory. I love that he's just, is the extra horrified. I was in the alley getting my dick sucked by the raccoons and the trash. It's not lost on me that Kayla broke up with me

because Maddie wanted to tell lies. Oh, it's all for Kayla. And Sam, did you want to see the text? Cause I'm going to show them to you right now. Get the camera over here. Do it with your iPhone too. He's like, I'm totally taking a picture. Cause you know why?

Carmen's a nasty, fickly bitch. Let me get a picture of this text. And by the way, the text says, had a fun time last night. So he's like, this is what, hey, Matty, this is why you got cheated on twice. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to defend it. I mean, he probably was getting his dick sucked, but I mean, Trevor's also clearly still cheating on Maddie, but he's basically like, if you're going to ruin my relationship, I'm going to ruin yours, which is really, yeah, you know, a great lesson to be learned from Vanderpump rules.

Yeah. So now we see Mia driving around town and she's behind a bike carriage and she's pissed off. It's like, get out of the way as we all are. You know, I mean, that's very much how the entire cast feels towards Trevor, you know? Yeah. I saw the other day I was driving down Melrose Avenue and a scooter and a motorcycle like basically crashed into each other.

And I had just missed it. Like I was like, why has this entire lane of cars stopped? And like I pulled up just in time to see like the scooter kid and the motorcyclist, they lifted each other up and then they shook hands and drove off together. And I was like, Oh, I would have liked to have seen that, which is just my point of saying, um, the scooter is really getting in the way of everything. Like I would have loved to have seen the scooter kid get hit by a vehicle would

have been great. What am I talking to? You know, I wrote a Vespa for years, right? What the hell, man? No, no, the scooter, no, like the bird scooter. The bird scooter. The little bird scooter. I stay on the sidewalk. You should not be on that thing on a road

where people are going 30 miles per hour and you're on there with your backpack and no helmet and then we all have to go three miles per hour because you've decided to go in the lane and we care about keeping you alive, you know? So I was like- I remember when they used to have those billboards in LA that said every lane is a bike lane.

Oh my God, those used to infuriate me. Those, well, I was like, no, they're not. Every lane is not a bike lane. Because then the bicyclists would literally be in the middle of every lane. Like everything on the bike lane, get the fuck out of the road people. At least, at least bicyclists can achieve a certain speed. Okay. Although they don't always, and that's what drives me nuts too. It's like, okay, listen, I support green, you know, options for transportation,

et cetera, ride your bike. But but also if you're riding your bike, put some effort into it, okay? Keep up, okay? Don't go one mile per hour. Because people are on there just like on a stroll. This isn't your neighborhood, okay? This isn't like your leisurely stroll. Yeah, go as fast as you can.

You'll get also some nice cardio out of it too. But don't get, this is not a time for just a leisurely bike ride in this 30 mile per hour lane. Okay. So anyway, the point was, okay, so now we go see what's going on at Maddie and Trevor's house. And they're like, they're like the couple you guys and we know because like he's sporting whipped cream in her mouth and she's laughing and she's like, you know what? He's the only person who gives me that. He's my like big love. He's my big love.

So then we go to Grace Lilly's house and she's talking to her cat Fergie. And she's like, you want your tarot cards read Fergie? Let's see what the stars got in line for you. We got the empress and the son. That means I rule my emotions and they don't rule me. That means I rule my emotions and they don't rule me. Wait, is is grace slowly giving a reading to her cat or to herself? That feels like that's so gracefully like, I'm going to give you your tarot card reading.

Oh, look at that. I'm going to be rich. Just read my cards. Who? Yeah, this year's all about self care. I just want good energy. Anything negative gets shaking away Cuz I'm trying to shake that ass. Yeah, get that cash Does grace Lily? make any sense to anybody like

First she's giving a reading to the cat then the readings to herself then she wants self-care Then she's shaking away negative then she wants self care, then she's shaking away negativity, then she's shaking her ass for me. It's like when just kind of things strung to the next. So over in Joey Marbles place, she gets a call from his mom. She's like, Joey, I mean, yesterday you didn't pick up and then I texted you and nothing.

I just need proof of life. You're acting like suddenly you're not allowed to drink on the job anymore. And he's like, sorry, ma, I just need proof of life. You're acting like suddenly you're not allowed to drink on the job anymore. And he's like, sorry, ma, I'm working a double later. Oh, okay, well, I don't even know how you do it. I mean, here I'm like, how does one man have the ability to do things like stand at a door and then momentarily go in the back room

and write a sign that says superstars, you are something else, my son. momentarily go in the back room and write a sign that says superstars. You are something else, my son. Yeah. So then over at Emmy's very clean apartment, which you love. Mia comes over and, um, they make some small talk or whatever. And Emmy's talking about how she's so busy taking will to physical therapy all over town. And she's like,

last time I was on track for like happy wife, happy life. But this year is willing to sing and I don't have a ring. Pause for laughter. So yeah, she's going to open up a bottle of wine for her and Mia to enjoy. And they're just like, they're hanging out. So Emi is like, she's like, so I guess let this be a warning to us. Lucia was lesson number one, don't drink on the job. And lesson number two is don't yell at the boss. Am I right?

Remember that lesson that you didn't anticipate? Ha ha ha ha. Emi is like, well, I was really disrespectful to Leva. I guess I can see that now. She says, yeah, well, you want to set up a meeting with Leva? She says, no. You know how like after an argument or heated discussion,

you think back and say, I wish I did that better, or I wish I did this better. Nope, not thinking that. I'm on a righteous high, cause I'm in finance. I'm on a high-nance high, so. Yeah, this isn't my main income. I'm not some loser who thinks this is their career and just gets all their money

from working at Republics, stupid faces. You know, Emily's like, oh, thanks. So she's like, well, if Maddie had stood up for you, I think this would have been a different story, but she didn't, she doesn't stand up for her employees. And like, I've lost a lot of respect for her. So she's like, let me find out a way to make this Maddie's fault. Yeah. And then Mia's like, wait, yeah, I am disappointed how she handled this entire dilemma. And I'm getting heated now just thinking about it. And then he's like, yeah, she's been with the company now, what, four years? And like, I feel like when she started dating Trevor, she lost her mojo with a

company and Mia goes, great point, Emmy. She goes, yeah. I mean, what is she, she's the face of Republic. Remember? I like that. Does that have to do with Mia drinking it? Like Mia yelling at Lava at work and calling her a hypocrite and then saying, I drink at work. What does any of this have to do with that?

I'm so mad that Maddie didn't tell me to shut up when I couldn't stop talking. What? Damn. So Emmy's like, yeah, Maddie claims to be the bitch who runs this bitch, but she doesn't even care what we even do anymore. She just wants to be with Trevor 24 seven. So, I mean, care what we even do anymore. She just wants to be with Trevor 24 seven. So I mean, so now they give each other like evil smiles. They're like, ha ha, let's get Maddie. Yeah.

Although you're going to have to get Maddie more than me because I'm working in finance and not at, you know, the club anymore. So I'm song summer young. We're going to live forever. We're gonna live forever. We're gonna live forever. I think Trixie Monacle is just sitting there with a bottle of whiskey crying as she writes this music. You know, we're so young. Remember the days. So yeah, there's like,

everyone's getting ready for the day shift. And Maddie tells us, Maddie gives us a little insight into her craft. She goes, day club Sunday is my favorite day of the week because to work all night and then wake up and do it again to maximize sales. Wow, I love a good darty, day party, darty, yeah. Stay and to party.

Wow. So then Maddie is talking to a customer and she's like, what do you do? And she's like just holding a blowing bubble machine. It's like blowing bubbles over her. She's like, oh my God, you're a DJ? I'm a DJ too. What? I am. I'm a DJ. He's like, wow.

You know how many times she does that? I feel like she did that all last season. You're a DJ? I'm a DJ. I'm going to see Dan Summit a DJ? I'm a DJ. I'm gonna see Dan Summit in Florida, cause I'm a DJ. It's like time to give it up. So now Taylor stops by. Taylor, not there to promote Daychaser,

just cause she's a VIP. And she's talking to Joe and she's like, wow, Maddie's so hot. She's like the hottest. Imagine if she liked you. Ha ha ha ha. Bye. So Mikael comes in with some friends and they're doing that leading with the phone thing where you like come in and you're just like doing the like Labo was doing earlier. Just like I'm really busy

because I have my phone out right now. And he's telling us he only works once a week now because he has another job. But when he comes he parties and he shakes some ass and pops some bottles and then his girlfriend is like spanking his ass and he's like yeah so then we go to shots of taylor being really thirsty and lifeless at the same time my film no i don't feel better i'm done feeling bad for taylor they did a really bad job of recruiting southern charm vip it's like was craig not around like what's up with this like I'm done feeling bad for Taylor. They did a really bad job of recruiting Southern Charm VIP. It's like, was Craig not around? Like, what's up with this?

Like, the Olivia and Taylor as the special guest stars, it's just not as strong as it has been in the past. Yeah, they can only get those two. Yeah, the other ones are like, we're not helping Leva. Hell no. So then we get Joe taking shots of soda water with the bridal party. And he's like, hey guys,

I know you guys thought I was taking the shot right now, but it was really soda water because I'm not allowed to take shots. I love this announcement. And she goes, oh, well, I thought I saw chest hair, but you drank only soda water. So I guess not, pussy. She's like, hey, whoa, whoa, that's a little hard on me. So then also,

Maddie does not have one spot of hair on him. We saw that opening scene. It's very smooth. So, uh, Maddie's then she's telling a group of girls, uh, she's like, sorry, like there's no, there's, there's rules here. And every, like, by the way, everyone here has knows each other and everyone slept with each other. So that's the rules of this town. Yeah. Just like, what's Charleston like? She's like, this is what Charleston is like. Everyone's fucked each other.

And that's it. They're like, Oh, so then Brad goes back to the, he goes to TJ at the bar and he's like, so one of my clients told me that she met Trevor out all night and made out with him. And then he was hitting her up all night, blowing up her phone, trying to get her to come home with him. And TJ is like, oh my God, that is a fucked. What?

Sorry. This is vacuuming right now. Can we finish this later? Really want to vacuum. Brad's like, okay, well, since you didn't ask here, I'll show you the text. Like here, check it out. So they look at it and TJ is like, oh, my God. It's like this is going to be a shit storm. I'll need two vacuums to clean it up. OK. And I am here for it.

So they are like, of course, so excited that they can, you know, they can basically have some, they have some vague evidence that Trevor cheated so they can, you know, go break up this relationship. So back in the kitchen, Maddie's back there and like, what are you doing, bud? Cleaning my shoes. So how are you and Trevor? She's like, good, good.

I just feel like we're at that point, like we're, you know, like, like, we just don't like date for fun anymore. You know what I mean? Like now we're like dating, dating. And he goes, we're at that point, like we're, you know, like, we just don't like date for fun anymore. You know what I mean? Like now we're like dating, dating. And he goes, yeah, dating for fun's like stupid, right? Just, yeah, it's like so dumb.

So now like we're happier and we're closer than ever. Know what I mean, Bradley? And he's just staring at the chomping gum. We're at that place where like, we put like whipped cream in each other's mouths. It's kind of like, I have charcuterie for breakfast. So Brad's like, well, just, just want to make sure. Um, because one of my clients came up to me and said that Trevor's texting her

multiple times. They made out and everything like that. So, so she's like, um, yeah, I already knew about the text messages. So like nothing happened. Like whatever he was like apologetic. It's already like, wait, how would you already know about the text messages? Like what, huh? I'm confused. So wait, why? So was he coming clean? Because he knew he did something wrong in front of people who were probably going to tattle tale on him. Or are you, do you have access to his phone? What's going on? I hope it's B because you should. So when you're dating,

Trevor, you know what I mean? And so she's like, well, I don't have time for Bradley in this bullshit. He just wants me unhappy? And so she's like, well, I don't have time for Bradley and this bullshit. He just wants me unhappy. And then Brad's like, I mean, did he leave out the part where he was like making out with her and trying to grind on her? And Emmy's listening. She's like, look at me wiping down a dish

even though we don't have dishes here. Sorry, just putting up those Christmas decorations a few months early can never get ahead of it too much. So up to her ear. It's like, so Brad's like, Oh, I thought you knew that Maddie they made out at the bar. So do you not believe me? And she's like, he was making out with her. Oh my God. He goes, you should trust someone. If you don't trust them, you should be done with your boyfriend.

So then she's like all mad. Yeah. She's like fucking liar. Hell no. Fucking liar. So she storms out and Emmy is just like doing that pulling her hair thing that people do on these shows where they're like, Oh my God, I'm crazy. Are my extensions still there? So then, um, and the smoking alley, the serious smoking alley, she starts like calling Trevor over and over again. And it's like, hey, ding ding, I'm on a bicycle right now.

Ding ding, brrr, almost just got run over actually. Leave me a voicemail. And so she's texting saying, where the fuck are you? Pick up the fucking phone. And then she leaves a voicemail and she's all angry. And she goes, fuck this shit, I gotta go. So she picks up a shovel. There's like a random, like large shovel there. Like she's gonna like, you know, do some gardening.

And she picks up the shovel and then just like heads out. So what is she gonna do with this shovel? And she's driving off. And I mean, of course it's like under the car, like Cape Fear style, like just, just working on your muffler. So, um, she runs off with the shovel and then he sees her and she goes, if I had done that, I would be fucking gone. And Bradley's like, yeah, damn right. Where's Joe get Joe over here. So Joe,

Maddie just left cause Trevor made out with one of my clients. And Joe's like, wait a minute, what are you sure that they made out? Because yeah. And then we cut to Madison or Maddie in her car going, idiot, fucking idiot. So then so then Brad, Joe and me and TJ are talking to you. Like, tell me everything. Tell me just just, okay, show me on the vacuum where Trevor hurt Maddie. And Emmy is like, okay, so Bradley just told me that Maddie, that told Maddie that Trevor cheated

and then she left with a shovel. Like, no way. No way. And Bradley goes, she just clocked out. Which I love that they're trying to make Maddie this irresponsible, terrible hag of a human being who doesn't deserve her job. But even when they try to get her so furious that she storms off the set, which she did, she still clocks out.

Bradley's like, yep, she was super pissed. She took a shovel. She married some catchups on her way out. Asshole. Leah's like, she took our shovel. That is stealing from the property. And guess what? We're going to nip that in the bud. She is fired. You cannot steal the shovel. So Maddie is driving and she's like, Oh, he has a nice TV. Well that's about to get smashed. She's like vaping out the window. I can't get him. I'm going to get that TV. So then Joe's like vaping out the window. I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna get that TV.

So then Joe's like, well, then at least this loser might be out of our fucking life for good. Like every negative thing about her is because of him. And Bradley's like, yeah, you know what, if you want to put it on someone else, that's fine. But she made those choices on her own. She's in denial. made those choices on her own. She's in denial. So she gets to the house that she lives in with Trevor. And then she can't when she's holding the shovel, she's going to bring the shovel inside the house and she walks in,

but the door is locked and I guess she doesn't have keys to her own house. Is that the thing? Or maybe she left in such a haste that she left the keys behind, but either way she's trying that door and she can't get in to her own house yet again. So she calls and then this time he answers, which is like the worst time to answer because now she's outside with a shovel. Right, well now he, you know, he was avoiding it on purpose because he knows she's shooting today,

but now he sees her at the door. He's like, oh shit, now I have to answer. So he opens the door and he's like, okay, you can come in, but they can't, meaning the door. He's like, oh shit, now I have to answer. So he opens the door and he's like, okay, you can come in, but they can't, meaning the cameras. And she's like, what the fuck, Trevor? And he goes, take your mic off. She's like, no, step away from the door.

And he does. And then they shut it and you just hear her going, you were making out with some ugly fucking hoe. He's like, I didn't do anything. Fuck you, I fucking pictured getting married to you and having kids with you. I mean, you haven't fucking changed. Because I didn't cheat on you. I just made out with a girl at the bar.

He doesn't say that part, but that's in my mind. And she's like, you're a fucking liar. Because I haven't. I promised you you're making a big decision right now because I didn't do anything. I'm like, well, if you didn't cheat on her, then why did you not want the camera crews in for this part of the conversation, sir? Yeah, he's a liar. You are a liar, sir.

And she's like, oh God, I don't know. You can't even look me in the eyes. How could you do this to me the morning after you gave me Charcutie? Because I haven't done a single thing. She's like, I just want to be happy. Ma'am, if you're going to bring a shovel into the house, I better hear some things breaking. Like I want you slamming on coffee tables. I want you slamming lamps.

I want the whole thing. I mean, don't hit him. Violence is never the answer, but breaking shit in your apartment would have made it would have been wonderful. I know this is supposed to be art. You know, that's like Chekhov's shovel. Like when Chekhov said, if you have a gun, the gun has to go off. You can't just have a gun.

You can't introduce a gun into a show. And then it just never goes off. Where's the shovel? What's the shovel gonna do? She's like, oh, I forgot to mention after I yell at Trevor, I forgot to mention after I yell at Trevor, I do actually have plans to do some digging somewhere else.

That's all, it was purely coincidental. So that was the premiere. It was sort of, it was a little extra, but it was silly, I enjoyed it. It was a breath of fresh air, you know? Loved it. Yeah, I love this show. Excited to see what happens.

We have no idea what we're covering. We're not getting screeners for this show, so we don't know. It makes it harder because it makes like one part of the week like bloody hell. So we don't know. Yeah. Hopefully we'll keep covering it because we really like it. But there's so many shows on Bravo and we'll be here every day forever doing. So just keep coming back. Check us out on video on crap and on demand.

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