Watch What Crappens - #2672 Southern Hospitality S2 Finale Repost: Southern Hostility

Episode Date: January 1, 2025

Happy New Year, Everyone! Southern Hospitality Season 3 starts on tomorrow, and below is season 2’s finale episode to get you all excited! The season finale of Southern Hospitality (S1E10) sees tensions reach a head with Maddi and Sammie and the controversial phone recording. Plus, Joe faces the wrath of Will, Emmy, his bosses, and maybe even Nanny’s chicken parm. Summer should be fun. Joe’s life? Not fun.**This was originally posted for Patreon sponsors. Join us at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for video recaps and all of our bonuses and premium content. Enjoy and happy holidays!**See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watch Your Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Watch What Crap It! Watch What Crap It! Guess what happens when there's so much that happens! much. Today we're very excited because we are doing a recap of one of our cult favorite shows, the season finale of Southern Hospitality. Ronnie, thoughts, feelings, emotions? Love it, need it, everything I needed this season. Glad it's here, hope it stays. Not sure what the ratings are, but I'm hoping for you guys. I'm really hoping for you guys. I think the ratings are actually okay. I mean, they were getting a, they were getting a what's it called? A reunion, which means that's a good sign. And I think people watch it. I think it,

I think it's just like one of those shows that gets a little lost in the mix. But I think people are watching it. It's actually like a fun frothy delight in the midst of everything else that's happening on Bravo, you know Well, you gave reasons why people should watch it, but are they watching it? I don't know Okay, you know what? It's not about what they should do because this is America. People don't do what they should do They do what they do. That's just how people are. Okay, so Southern Hospitality I'm looking at ratings Bravo on X who would love you,

love your work. Thanks so much for what you give us. They got 0.257 million viewers. Sounds like a hit to me. I mean, they make watch what happens live look like friends. So, but does that to be fair, does that, is that only live viewings, does that account for DVRs? People say that that's the only thing that that doesn't matter anymore. That is not true because when live numbers for shows

like Beverly Hills are over a million, people are like, oh my God, Bravo still got it. So like we can't have it both ways. But maybe, you know, maybe there's just like zillions of people watching on streaming. I don't know because they don't ever release those numbers. So we never know the truth about that. I know. Um, I mean, the good news is I have to imagine this is a cheap show to produce. Um, if any of the production values or trips have

indicated anything, I don't think a lot of money's put into this one. So you know what I think, I think there's like, or really or thoughts. This is kind of show up and roll around, you know? Yeah. This show, um, the show is created by open AI. It's just, it's a prompt. Okay. Young people, Charleston, someone wants to be a DJ. Um, someone has a grandma who has a chicken parm recipe, go. No, I'm kidding.

You've actually given it too much credit by putting intelligence in the description. What? What? So let's go to the circus party. We're still at this 10th anniversary. It's like the 10th anniversary. It's like crazy. Lava. She's like, wow, it's like

amazing. Like we've been here like 10 years, you guys. It's been like 10 years. And by the way, for those who didn't watch last week's episode, we got some previous leads. I only wrote down part of the previous leads. I wrote down Maddie saying, just when Brad thought this feud was dead, Trevor and I have the last laugh. And yes, it was a laugh that was held out loud. And guess what? It wasn't just out loud. It was fucking out loud. L. Oh, fucking L.

If you will. Did we cover that episode? We did. I don't, I don't remember. You know, it's funny with this season. I don't ever remember the shows that the episodes we've covered or not. It's sort of like one big, like it's just like one big experience. Um, but I think the thing was, I feel like we taught, I know, we were going to cover it. We wrote down notes for it. And then we sat down and there was an issue We had a technical issue and we're recording and we said, you know what? Oh

It was the three show day and we were like, you know show day after Jeff Lewis before the crappies and we said Why are we wedging in? Why are we wedging in Southern hospitality right now? We need to keep our sanity. Yeah, okay Okay, so we should talk about it. So then she's like, yeah, and then I talked to her and then Trevor's like, yeah, I literally called Sammy, recorded the conversation. And then we see the conversation and Sammy's like, I just shouldn't have done what I did. And Trevor's like, like set me up. And she's like, I gotta go. I gotta go. And then of course the big thing that happened last week was that Lava promoted

Emmy. She's like, Emmy, you're not getting Maddie's job. And Emmy's like, Oh, and she goes, you're getting the job above her. And Emmy's like, what? You're going to be a boss. I am going to be a boss. And Leah CEO was like, you, I'm going to show you everything now you're coming under my wings. Do you want to know how to refill a macaroni chafer? I got you girl. I've done buffets in Vegas. All right, girl. Listen, Leah CEO talking here. I don't want to get stern with you, but I will if I have to. Why aren't you laughing? That was a chafer joke.

And so, and so the big thing is that like Republic bar and grill and club and restaurant is celebrating its 10 year anniversary on King street, the epicenter of nightlife and not just Charleston, but perhaps America. And to celebrate they're putting on a circus themed, uh, party and everyone's showing up in their circus costumes. But Emmy, why hasn't Emmy changed yet? Why is Emmy wearing that like orange dress? It's like weird, Emmy, because you're like a bottle girl, so you should be in like circus clothing. What's going on, Emmy? She's not even wearing the circus colors, like some maroon maybe or something. She's wearing

like a light peach, you know? And it's because guys, she is the AGM, the Assistant General Manager. We have come up with a position just to watch Maddie spiral out of control. There wasn't even this position before, but we have come up with a position just to watch everybody go fucking crazy. Maddie, who is so furious that Emmy might be coming for her job. Well, guess what? You got to keep your job. So don't be upset because Emmy actually went above you.

So now they're mad. And then Emmy's like in boss mode right away. She's like, okay, everyone, limes need to be squeezed, brooms need to be swept with, and the sour looking bottle girl, you're killing it. We'd still love you. You're an icon.

Yeah, that crumpled up cardboard bag or card, you know, Joe Smedley The Cloris Leachman, the Cloris Leachman with platinum blonde hair, whoever you are, you're killing it. We love you. Pete Slauson You're doing great. Okay, so now there's like circus dancing and circus themed things happening and Joe and Maddie are talking and Joe's freaking out about this too because now Emmy is Joe's boss, right? And he's like, what? You're not my boss. And she's like, yeah, I am. And that's why I'm telling you, you need to go cut a lime right now. I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to be a

assistant general manager. Barnum and Faley Circus. So Joe is all upset. And so he's going over to Maddie and he's like, look, can I say something? I'd rather be a DJ. I'd rather be Joey Bottles and you'd be a DJ than being a quote unquote assistant to a general manager. Like I don't want that. And then Emmy's over talking to Will.

She's like, well, guess what? I'm here to set an example. And if you don't like that, and if you don't follow it real quick, then there's gonna be a problem with you, okay? Because I'm an assistant general manager, but I also don't like that, and if you don't follow it real quick, then there's going to be a problem with you, okay? Because I'm an assistant general manager, but I also don't have a problem assisting you to the general exit, where you're going to be exiting after I tell you to exit, because I'm an assistant general manager now, Will.

Yeah, he's going to learn real quick how this is going to go, okay? Because guess what, Joe? You really fucked up, Joe. You really, really fucked up. And Will is getting all steamed up too, but he's dressed as Marcel Marceau, which makes this hilarious because Marcel Marceau wasn't in a circus. But he's like, well, he's gonna learn real quick how this is gonna go down. Why are you climbing down a, why are you, why are you miming climbing down a mountain with a rope?

Well, Marceau, Marceau. I noticed that too. I wrote that and what's so funny is that he was dressed in like these stripes and has a little beret on. So Joe's, Joe's like, you know, I was like really pumped for Emmy to get like, you know, like a VIP promotion, but like I'm annoyed. She comes out and I was like, Hey, I'm like, AGM. And then Oshin's like, yeah, but she is in between Chris

and us, she's a mediator. It's a good thing. He's like, no, I'm a mediator. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a mediator. And I'm an A-tor. I'm all this. Okay, okay, calm down. You can't come up with your comeback yet.

So don't be jealous. Just be proud of the moment. Oh, look at it like I look at it. This is a girl. She's got a much more important ass to grab now, man. When you grab that ass, that's assistant general manager. Yeah, but like who wants to be like the like assistant to like a serial assistant general manager, not assistant general Mills. Come on, get a straight man. And then he comes in, she's like, guys, there's something wobbling on table 10. Table 13 is literally on fire. I'm an assistant manager now. Do we have limes? Why is this floor so hard? I'd like a softer floor. Somebody take care of that, please. Thank you. Will, could you clean up that

mess with an actual broom, not the one you're pretending to have in your hands right now? Not helpful if you're miming. Does anybody have the keys to the glass cage that Will has locked in right now? Anybody? Yeah. Has anyone seen Will? I think he might be in the news bottom floor that we have. He just, I could swear I saw him

taking the escalator down there. So... Um, and Will's like, that guy's ego is so fucking huge. It's honestly sad to watch, and it's infuriating at the same time. Look at me screaming uncontrollably. So, uh, I mean, it's like, like, honestly, he should be excited that I'm the new general manager and I don't know why he's so upset.

It makes me mad. So she says, just sucks. This summer I've worked my ass off. Okay. I've used that lime machine so many times and cut so many limes into eight slices all at once. I've just got the promotion my life and he's ruining it. He's a shit friend. Sorry, not sorry for being your boss, which I am your boss. So then, um, Olivia is there because she's like a star guy. She's a huge star, Olivia and Vanita are there. So let's take a minute to calm down our impressed vibes

because this is huge. We can tell cause the show's like, Oh my God, look who's here. It's people from Southern charm. So then, uh, Lava's out talking to them and like, Oh my God, Lava, this is like, so amazing. She's like, yeah, this is amazing. She goes, yeah, it is amazing. It's been 10 years. We've had a bar for 10 years. And they're like, that is amazing. And then we go back in the kitchen and they have this nice cake that says like 10 year anniversary or whatever and Leah's overseeing it. She goes, okay everyone sparklers 10 cake sign, okay sparklers 10 cake sign. Did everyone hear that? I'm like, you're just bringing a cake outside. That's okay

And then outside Maddie's like guys, thanks for coming out tonight. This is Lava. I'm saying this is the DJ right now Wiggy wiggy. Here's lava lava Take it away. Okay. Wait, hold on Take it away. Lava and she's like guys Welcome to the circus It's been like crazy that like we went from like an idea To like creating what we think is the epicenter of Charleston downtown. It's guys, we had an idea.

We're like, let's open a bar. And then we open a bar. She's acting like they invented cold fusion. Like we thought what if we tear if we bring the particles together? It's like, um, you just said, let's have a bar and we'll open up a bar. So then, uh, sell bottles of like a trader Joe's champagne for like $500. I know. So meanwhile, after Joe has been going around complaining, like, why isn't he like,

this is bullshit that like someone got promoted over him like I work hard I work hard so he has the big party sign and he just drops it on the cake the big fancy cake just drops it and then other girls come out with the sign the cake and it's party everybody's partying all over the place and Joe is talking to Lev and Chris outside and Joe Joe's like, wow, 10 euros, wow, it's like a decade, you know? It's such a joke. Let that sink in. Let that sink in.

Such a joke thing to say. Wow, it's like a decade. It's not funny. And Lev goes, yeah, I could like not be more proud to work here, but here's the thing. Like I'm happy for Emmy. You know, I got her her job here and like, she's like my little sister, but it's like not my decision. It's like y'all's decision. What happens in love is like, okay,

like let me worry about it. Like I don't need your input right now. She's like, I, you may think you're talking to a little girl with a dream cause I was a little girl with a dream, but now I'm a woman and that dream has come true. And I've been here a decade. So you better watch your fucking whore mouth, Joe." And he's like, uh, well, I mean, he's not going to come up to me and boss me around. That's not going to fucking happen. And then he tells us, I don't feel like I mean, deserves a promotion. Like I feel like she was over, I was overlooked by Lava for this position, even though it wasn't a position before and I totally think this position is

stupid and I don't want this position at all. Yeah. I was like, you can't have it both ways. I was overlooked by this position that I don't want at all. I mean like, hello, does anyone else drop a sign on an expensive cake the way I do? I don't think so. Like they jam is like a really hard job and she's like a bottle girl, but I'm like a guy who stands out on the street and I was like, come in. So like, I think I'm more qualified. She doesn't know what it's like to stand outside all night long,

getting people to come inside. That's huge. I've worked like so hard for this, this summer. Like remember when I spent the first half of the summer hitting on the girl who worked below me? That like was like really showed that I deserved a promotion. So he's like, yeah, it's a hard job. And she's just a bottle girl. And Chris goes, not anymore, man. Not anymore. He's like, yeah, well, good luck with that. He's like, listen to me, man. What I need you to do is calm down and relax. And he's like, don't tell her that, don't tell her she's my boss then, cause she's not. And Lovett tells us, no babe, there's not room for not respecting my decisions. That ain't happening.

I do like to be a friendly boss, but it's a fine line. And if you start forgetting who you're dealing with, I'm gonna have Leah, CEO, tell you who I'm dealing with. Leah, take it away. You are dealing with one of the most powerful little girls with a dream that's ever walked the streets of Charleston, bitch. I'm not afraid to not be a friendly boss.

I don't even wanna be a friendly boss. And if you decide to come from level, guess what? You're fucking with someone who's on the Forbes 50,000 list, okay? So get the fuck out of our faces and get back to work, Joey Bottles. And she's like doing double like shooting fingers while she talks. She's like, I'm going to remind you real quick who you're dealing with.

I was like, Oh, never. Yes. I love some, some GM energy finger guns. You're you know what you're dealing with? You're dealing with someone who had a vision. You're dealing with someone with the Steve jobs of King street. Okay. Cause guess what? One day I was happy and I was happy for about an hour. So you know what I came up with? Happy fucking hour. Okay. Get out of my face, Joey.

By the way, how many people got me the job? Because so far Maddie has already claimed to have gotten me the job and now Joey's claiming to have gotten me the job here. Who got me the job? Um, apparently everyone got it. It was like a joint effort. You know, there was probably like a scene that was like, Leva, we've all come here today to tell you about girl named Emmy We want you to hire her, you know, was she a little girl with a dream? No, she had ribbons good hair No one's competing with me in this bitch. Take that you do you do you do you? I just love also how threatened they are at the idea that like someone that they got a job for could actually leapfrog them because they actually work hard because we've always seen me do all season long is work hard and do lots of things while they're like slacking off.

Matty is taking gigs at different clubs to DJ Joe is hitting on employees that work under him and Mattie is at enemies actually doing work and they're like what I can't believe she got promoter over us. That's wild Yeah, so just like I'm done talking and he leaves. It's all pissed off. It's like yeah He's like this is like not a side gate for me This is like my livelihood Like you don't know how to run a business because I don't want to work here when I have my little sister Coming out here and like ordering me around like that's like not cool I was like, how about you stop referring to her as your little sister too, by the way, cause you guys are both employees and that's not professional.

So the next day, yeah, I don't care. So the next day, not that you're mad, I care that you're mad, but I don't, I can't. No, I care that I'm mad because it's like, I can't, I cannot get mad. I cannot get myself worked up over this show. So the next day Mia's making out with Troy and she's like, your abs look really good from this angle.

He's like, yeah, I'm Troy. So that's why. And then Grace Lilly finally is doing the hula hoop in her room, which is all I've needed all season. They really let this storyline drop. And I'm like, hi, I'm here for the artistic journey of Grace Lilly in her fucking hula hoop. You can't just cut me off, people. Well, I'm here for the artistic journey of Grace Lillian or fucking hula hoop. You can't just cut me off people

Well, i'll tell you what else, uh was dropped the hula hoop because it was flying off her and goes flying at the dog Uh, well, hey, you can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs So then uh, joe bradley who uh Who being a for for whom being a vip server is his life and his livelihood and he cares and he should get a promotion. He gets a text from Chris saying, uh, we're at the manager's meeting. Where are you? Where are you? Where are you? Fuck man. So then we get a new Trixie Monocles playing all through all this. That's like, we're going to live forever. But then the song changes. And then she's

like, well, ha, I guess we live in the high life. And then it's just Maddie and Trevor in bed. Living the high life. They eat BLTs and watermelon for breakfast. Just look at my salad. This is like beach food. Such good watermelon and BLTs. I mean, it was so extravagant and it's also a lot for such skinny people to be eating like watermelon

I don't know. I was jealous. It's like I'm gonna do that. I'm the bitch that eats this bitch right now It's my sandwich Ellen that eats this fucking melon, right bitch. My name is Maddie fucking Reese Don't you forget it? I eat watermelon and BLTs whenever the fuck I want cuz I run this bitch She's like I feel so at peace right now. And the less my friends know about my peace, then the better because they hate peace. And she's like, Trev, when you came down to Miami and I found out about the extent of that phone call, like I felt a little guilty and he's like, you felt guilty for believing him.

It's like, yeah. Yeah for believing him. She's like, ah, yeah. Yeah, which is by the way, this is funny reading this back because we know the big twist at the end of the episode and she's acting like she only found out about that phone call now. Yeah, Maddie's delusion and lies. I mean, she's like at level season six Housewife. Yeah.

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So she's like, yeah, that like, I almost feel guilty hearing about that phone call. And he's like, oh yeah, you feel guilty for believing them? Yeah. Oh yeah. You know, I called her while you guys were in Miami because I knew she wouldn't be around Brad and I got the honest answer.

Yeah, he's full of fucking lies, man. And she's like, I'm not surprised he did this because he's the planner. He's a conspirator. He plays tits for tats. But this recording, it vindicates Trevor. And I'm grateful because I can finally move on. Yeah. Well, you know what? Try to be the bigger person. And like, hopefully he'll do the same. But like on his story, he's like, he's always like, oh, it what? Try to be the bigger person. And like, hopefully he'll do the same. But like on his story, he's like, he's always like, Oh, it's really easy to be nice and positive. And then we see footage of Brad, all of his Instagram stories where he's like, be positive. Positivity is key. Which by the way, I will give a point to Trevor on this

because one of my pet peeves are personal trainers who think just because they're in shape that they are motivational speakers. Like, Hey, we're good at podcasting. It doesn't mean I'm going to go onto Instagram and tell everyone, you know, what, live your best life every day. You just gotta wake up and you just gotta do it like, no, you're a personal trainer. You've got a great body. It's your job. You're doing your job. Congratulations. I don't need every piece of content you put out there to say like, why I've got to wake up in the morning and just do it or feel this way or be optimistic or just give yourself five minutes to think

about you or just smile once a day. I don't need that. I just need to look at your abs. It's also just another person who's like a horrible human being pretending that they're like super, super positive, you know, like, Hey, you know what? Being kind is free. So it's working out. Did you know that? Like, why don't you say that exercise is fucking free to you people. You don't really need to pay me to do it. Walk, go outside your fucking door. Walk, do a couple of pushups. Okay. I'm literally stealing your money. Yeah. There's the truth I need from you, sir. So Trevor's like, yeah, body by Brad positivity is key And then he creates bullshit behind closed doors. Yeah more like bullshit by Brad. I run this bitch. That was funny, man

So then he's smiling he's like giving an evil smile because he's got her right where he wants her, right? She's totally believing everything. So then we go to Sammy having lunch with Bradley and Lucia, because Bradley is messy as hell, you know? So he's of course going to be like, look at our new cast member, Sammy. Really trying to make Sammy happen. So she's like, he's like, wow, when we do Pilates, you really make me look stupid in there. Oh yeah. Well, you make me look stupid when you train me. And then TJ is like, um, hey,

Sammy, you want a bite of the sandwich? Sure. Don't want to bite. Just a little bite. She's like, no, but it looks so good. It's really good. You don't want me. No. You just have a little one. What's a little carb gonna do? A little bite. Just a little bite, little tiny bite. She's like, no, no.

And she does that thing, which we've all done, where we're like, I'm just gonna have, you guys, I'm just gonna have this smoothie while you guys have lunch. It's gonna totally be the same thing. And then she just stares at everyone else's food the whole time she's with her smoothie. You want a bite?

Want a bite, Sammy? We've all been there, girl, okay? We've all been there girl. Okay. We've all been there. TJ must've gotten fucked up in that Pilates class cause he's, this is definitely a revenge bite. Oh, so you've got a great body now. So you want to bite at the sandwich? Right. I'm a bit. So he's, so they're talking about how they're got all this stuff for Will's party cause Will's gonna be having a going away party,

but it's also gonna be a fourth of July party. Um, and so TJ has invited Maddie to the party because he said, you know, I said, I don't know what's going on with her and Trevor, but if she wants to bring him, that she could bring him. And if she also wants to buy the sandwich, she could. So, wanna bite? Anyone?

And TJ's like, yeah, she might come and she'll probably be eating a sandwich. I mean, no offense. Not that I want you to compete with her or anything. And Brad's like, oh yeah, so what about the whole voice message thing? And he tells us, here we go again. In Miami, Maddie got caught in a lie and I thought we were done with it. But now my name is being drug through the mud again by Maddie. And Sammy's like, um, but guys, like, did she play the whole voice message? Cause the voice message was like 30 minutes long then. And he goes, no, because the voice memo he's showing everyone is like 30 seconds.

Pete Slauson I love how Sammy is like, not even horrified that our conversation was really recorded. Like, she's just like, fine with that. She's like, but what, I don't mind that he secretly recorded me, but that he only showed 30 seconds. That's horrifying. Yeah. She's like, why is my, why is my camera time being cut down on this show? That's, that's probably what it was. Brad's like, yeah, no one's on the phone for 30 seconds to ask one question. I'm like, have you met Bethany? Frankl? Okay. All right. You know what?

Give me the mayor on the phone. Hi, what's going on with traffic lights these days? Okay. All right. Talk know what? Give me the mayor on the phone. Hi. What's going on with the traffic lights these days? Okay All right. Talk to you later. Bye Oh, so maddie's like, uh, I don't mean sam. He's like I feel like the whole point of his call was for me to say like we didn't make out Like he just kept saying you just need to say it. You just need to say it. I just need you to say it need to say it. I just need you to say it. So Lucia says, do you think he edited the voice recording that he, that like he shared to Maddie?

And she's like, yes. So now we're hearing the recording and, and we hear in the recording, she goes, I don't know if Brett, oh no, he says, I don't know if Brad drew you into this or what, but, and she goes, um, it was something between Brad and I, I don't know. I was talking to him about it. Talking about what? Set me up. Yeah. Like I don't feel like talking. I shouldn't have answered the phone. She's like, there was, there's like a lot of blaming me for everything that went down in his life. And we see the clip, you know, again, or maybe for the first time,

I'm just saying it again. And he, she's, he's clip, you know, again, or maybe for the first time I'm just saying it again. And he's like, so wait, the thing that worries me is that you really believe that we made out? And she answers, I don't want to talk about it. And he's like, but you kind of made it my life. So he's like sticking by the thing that they didn't make out. I mean, I kind of believe just what the video showed. I think if they really made out, she would have shown the video of them making out. I think the video was them wasted. He was kind of

like lightly flirting and they were going out to party because she knows this friend group. So that's what it seems like to me. Would I doubt that he made out with her? Not really. Pete But wasn't the story initially that he made out with her friend? I mean, the story is just kind of like, well, Mikkel brought it that Mikkel said, no, she, he didn't make out with her. It was the friend that she made out with. It was his friend. And she, I guess she got them confused, but then people have seen her on videos of season one with this group. So she obviously knows this group.

It's not like she's some new girl that they would be confused. So, I think the story's changed a lot. I believe Trevor did do some probably made out or if he didn't make out, he was trying to make out. I can imagine him getting real close, like the noses on noses sort of thing. Either way, I think he is a cheater. And I don't know if any of this stuff exonerates him the way he thinks it is. But it's enough for Maddie because Maddie is just looking for any sort of excuse to hang something. She just wants, Maddie is the sort of person who wants to find an excuse to be able to go back to Trevor and then be mad at those who doubted

them. Even though she then like, even though she burdens everyone with, I think he's cheating on me. I think he's cheating on me. And they're like, yeah, he is cheating on you, then she can get mad at them. It's like, why would you say he's cheating on me? Yeah, she's just looking for excuse to do that bullshit. Okay, well, now we go to the restaurant and it's time for lineup, guys. So Emmy's running the meeting. She's like, okay, guys, I'm the assistant to the general manager. So we're just got to clarify right now. Maddie's DJing till close. Maddie, what do you have to say about that? Maddie's

like, just ignore us. Like, okay, well, I'm gonna move on because that's what general managers do. So Joe, Joe, do we have table three or six open? And he ignores her. She's like, you really fucked up Joe. So Chris is like, Joe, how many tables do we have? It's all our hot block tables. Okay. And then Oshin's like, I don't know why Joe is so butthurt about Emmy getting her promotion. He's absolutely butthurt right now. And Emmy's like, okay, Grace, your titties out. She's like, oh, hey. So now Maddie and Grace and Joe are outside,

and Grace Lilly, and Joe's like, hey, so like, what do you think about like Emmy's promotion? Isn't that like crazy? And Grace is like, I didn't even know what an AGM was, but to be fair, I don't even know what a GM is, or an AG, or an AM, or GM, or mem-G. I'm just confused by letters sometimes." And he laughs too hard. And she's like, "...I just don't know. Here's what I know. It's Sunday, and we're chilling. Wait me, baby!"

And just, Maddie's like, "...I just don't want her to take my job or my money." Because, yeah, but like, she has full intention of taking your job. She's been talking about it for months. Maddie's like, I know and she's a snake for that. I'm like, what don't you dumb-dumbs understand? She didn't get your jobs. You still have your jobs.

They're still mad at the wrong storyline. It's so funny. I know. They're still mad at what they thought was going to happen and not what did happen. So Maddie's like, I mean, I understand why Joe's shaken, because Republic is his life. I mean, right now he just needs to swallow his pride and let karma take his course, because karma, karma, karma is coming for Emmy Sherritt. Pete Slauson What did she do?

So, is there like a certain… Now, look, as a restaurant worker, I always have believed that there is a certain place in hell for as a restaurant worker, I always have believed that there is a certain place in hell for restaurant managers. I don't think that I've ever met one that's been cool like a GM not cool. I would believe that but what's funny to me is Maddie saying like, oh, well, the Republic is Joe's life as if it's not her life. And yet at the same time, she's so bothered by the fact that someone got a promotion over her when it's not even her life. But you better be careful don't get on Maddie's bad side because what we learned from the previous scene also is that the last girl who got on her bad side, Maddie drove her

out of Charleston. I was like, okay, I'm sure the VIP bottle girl at the club can drive someone out of Charleston so Just like you know on Thursday night I had I was like in like a really bad headspace and like I can't got into a with our Chris and so we see Two days ago Chris is like hey you missed the manager meeting. What's going on? He's like I just feel like I could call in like I could be on speakerphone. There's like put in an email bra With that attitude you need to go home Joey bottles. He's like what look rightphone. Let's like put it in an email brawl. With that attitude, you need to go home, Joey Bottles.

He's like, what? Like right now? He's like, yeah, like right now. So we cut back and Matty's like, Joe, Joe, don't fuck up, Joe. You gotta be on your P's and Q's right now, okay? You're valued here. And he's like, yeah.

And you know what else? I love this place. Like I love Nana's chicken parm. You're really fucked up, Joe. You're really fucked up. And you know what else? I love this place. Like I love Nana's chicken parm. You're really fucked up, Joe. You're really fucked up. Quiet, Will. Aria, the VIP server really comes for her moment. She's like, season finale. I can't wait to have my moment. Amy, Will, may I have a moment of your time, please?

I need to have a discussion with you. Yeah. So you guys know I went out on Thursday, right? Like, no. Okay. Well, I went out on Thursday. Okay. Wait, say it again. I didn't really follow. I went out on Thursday and Joe was saying, like, so Joe was saying that you and Will are going to break up as soon as he goes to law school. And he said he has no faith in your relationship. So I mean, it's like, her hands get like into like full on like angry mode, angry, like GI Joe mode. She's like, personally, I have a really big issue with Joe, but professionally, as an assistant general manager in this empire known as Republic, right now is not the time.

Now we'll talk to Joe later in the week. Aria, I love you always and forever. Signed, your assistant general manager, Emi. Joe Harkness So then outside, Grace is like, wow, Joe, your eyes are sparkling. They look so good, Joe. Wow. So Will comes out and is like, Joe, can we talk? You really fucked up, Joe. He's like, okay, well, you look really good, by the way It's I love that. He got a Bravo classic in there and then will brings a new Bravo classic He's like, let's go chat by the dumpster. So they do He's like, oh hey, Ariel, what's up member last Thursday when we went out? It's like yeah, it was really fun

He's like, yeah, so what's up guys? What'd you say about us Thursday when you went out and go out Thursday? I'm not I'm like, hey, can you explain that again to me that concept? Okay, so Thursday night You said some shit about Emmy you said that her and will were gonna break up as soon as they go to law school And what's mind-blowing? Why are you saying that Joe you're really fucking up Joe actively? Joe, why are you saying that Joe? Come on, fucking up Joe actively. What's up Joe? Why are you saying that Joe? Come on Joe. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. Hey Aria, first of all, thanks so much for like killing those white walkers. Not like mental. It's not the same Aria. I'm a different person. Jesus Joe, you're such an idiot. He's like, well, it's not that I want.

And he starts doing this thing where he's grabbing his head. He's like, oh no, I just got caught. But I don't want you to break up. Uh, uh. And Aria just shakes her head. Like, and you thought I was going to keep that to myself, Joe? You're really fucked up, Joe. He's like, the last thing I want to do is like, and on a bad note with my best friend. He's like, then why are you saying it, Joe? Don't fucking talk shit about us, Joe. fucked up Joe really fucked up so Joe's like everything I said to Aria I don't even remember saying this wild and was like oh do you believe it do you think it does it do you believe we're gonna break up because well I'm not

ruling it out and said Joe tells us I don't have any facts I want to say it but like well it's not a great drunk and when he goes to that level, he's just not the greatest guy I mean he's drunk in my apartment going to the bathroom with another girl It doesn't seem that far-fetched that he would make out with another girl when he went to law school. I just say So well, it's like I'm gonna go back to work You really fucked up now, by the way, I like Aria and the real reason why I like Aria is to me, she looks like a young Dolores, you know? And I love Dolores. One of my favorites. She does have kind of a young Dolores vibe.

Yeah, she looks like a young Dolores. Or younger. So then Will's at his mom Katie's house. And I love Katie. She's like, oh God, I've given birth to a fucking moron. She's got that. She's got an English lady mother. She's like, Well, I haven't seen you in a few days. So what do you have to do to get ready to go to law school? And he's like, Well, I've got some reading I've got to do. And I ordered a bed and I ordered a bed frame and I ordered bedding and ordered other bed stuff. Oh God, I raised a boy of a child. I'm going to miss

you and your stupid bed stories, but I'm glad you're moving on and getting out of my house and drinking all my tea and getting on with the next stage of your life. It's going to be nice not to have to sit down to read Goldilocks to you every night, not because I don't like reading to you, but it is hard having to explain who Goldilocks is every single night. She's a little girl going from home to home. I mean, come on. It's so difficult to have to explain the logic of her decisions over and over and over again. People don't like cold porridge.

It's just what it is. He's like, yeah? Well guess what? Everybody's being mean to me. He's like, yeah, well guess what? Everybody's being mean to me. He's like, Joe sucks. Joe's being mean about my relationship. And, um, he tells us, my mom has a really stiff upper lip. And when I told her I was going to apply to law school, she was like, I always knew you would, but I didn't want to tell you to.

That's how she got me to do it. She's so smart. Yeah. But like mom, like, yeah, I mean Joe, like Joe's being a shitty friend. Oh really? But I always thought Joe and that tramp you call a girlfriend, but we're so close. Yeah, that's why I'm confused about it, mom. I mean, the craziest thing about all of this is like, I'm trying to make sure our relationship makes it through law school and it's hurtful because I'm having these concerns but like Joe his concerns is that like he's hoping it to fail so like I want to succeed he wants it to fail do you see what I'm trying to say here

Will's so full of shit he's clearly setting this relationship he's clearly setting Emi up to break up with her or he's setting her up to be like, well, so I cheated, but I told you I was worried, babe. I told you. But he's just mad that he's getting called down on it early, you know? And he's like, Mom, I miss you. I'm going to miss you. And I'm going to miss the dock and the boat. And what else am I going to miss? She's like, Emmy, the girlfriend. He goes, right. And we just get a boom. That blonde American you bring around here, huh? So now-

Asgum. It's Assistant General Manager, Mom. Asgum. That's what I've been calling it to your father. It's the only way I can really remember her name. Asgum. Asgum. Commercials, here comes one right now. really remember her name. Askum. So now it's the 4th of July, and Trevor's waking up Maddie because they got to go one

foot in front of the other. And then everyone, we see Lucia with her son and then there's American flags. That's three hours until the party. So now we go to this house that's run by this guy named Jamie, who's like a 55 year old having a party for 20 somethings. And he's like, Joe's fine, he's like a homeowner. And then Brad and TJ are setting up and Joe comes ambling in. Hop it forth boys.

TJ is like, hmm, new shorts? Guess you're not gonna include me in on those decisions when you buy new shorts. I even offered you to buy my sandwich. He's like, yeah, totally got new shorts. So they take the machines in and get ready for the carnival party and they're really into this carnival. I'm not very creative. Not creative. Like yeah, let's do like instead of circus we could do like carnage, it'll be fun. We'll just keep up with this carnival theme. It's going to be amazing. Pete Slauson Why did they do that? That's so weird.

Joe Braynard And then guess where else they have a carnival theme? On Summer House. Pete Slauson Yeah, spoiler. Joe Braynard Which we're about to cover after this. Crazy. So, Joe, Brad and Will are talking, and Brad's like, where's your head at, Will? And he's like, you know, like, oh no, where's your head at with Will? And he's like, you know, like he laid into me by the dumpster and just like, yeah, cause he had a problem with you. He's like, well, we haven't had the easiest summer. I mean, well, he's been pretty ruthless with me. Then we see a montage of many will moments with Joe, including you're really fucked up, Joe. You're really fucked up. with Joe, including, you're really fucked up, Joe. You're really fucked up.

I said Joe's like, but dude, I love wall. I'm worried like our friendship right now, like I'm worried about a lot. He's like, well, I don't think he knows that anymore. And I just think you say whatever the person in front of you wants to hear at the moment. And it's not like it's true. So you need to say better things. No, that's not true. By the way, I have to say, I love your stick vacuum. Like the way that you use it, it's like you really get all the dust. You didn't see you're doing it right now. And thank you. I actually did really need to hear that at that moment.

So yeah, like you also say, Matty's one of your best friends and you say horrible things about Matty. So like, what do you say about us when we're not around? Well, I do consider her one of my best friends and you guys like too, but like, I feel like I'm just getting pulled out from all these angles. Brad's like, be a man, Joe, and accept the fact that you were wrong and get your shit

together, please. So now everyone's getting ready for the big party and Oshin's like checking in with Maddie about what she's going to wear to the party. And Will is like asking Emmy if Emmy's going to jump in the pool with him later in the night. And Emmy's like, I am not looking forward to seeing Joe. As an AGM, I can say, I wish you were a lime that I could splice into seven parts. So now we're at the party and TJ comes up to Emmy, he's like, Oh my God, we came up with

games. You have to see our games. Come on up. Cause I made them about law. Okay. You want to see them? Okay. So one is like you throw darts at a board and it's called the verdict. And then another one you dunk for apples, but it's called objection. It's not hilarious. Yeah. Look, guess the gavel. That's tried and true game. Oh, and here's one but it's called objection. It's not hilarious. Yeah. Look, guess the gavel. That's tried and true game. Oh, and here's one. It's called lay down the law book, which is funny because I probably didn't even have to add a pun to that because it was already in it. But I don't know. I just wanted to like gild the lily, I guess. And we'll say it's a little bit on the nose,

but it's cute. Thanks. I didn't realize we were on Great British Pun Off. Yeah, thanks for gatekeeping carnival game names. Yeah, it's been a lot of time. So, Grace is like, let's see some cards. So, she's talking to this guy, Damien, at the bar. And she's like, let's play some cards. And he goes, he says, okay. And she's like, I don't know any cards besides tarot cards though. And he goes, what you read on me? She goes, vibes. Hey, do I got lipstick on me?

He goes, yeah, you got plenty of lipstick on you. Does it look okay though? Mm hmm. Looking juicy. Yeah. They're real too. Real lips. She's like, it's been a crazy summer ever since I escaped limb. I'm just feeling this new evolution.

I mean, fuck it. I'm feeling this new, what's it called? Lush-evolving? Lush-evolving? Yeah, it's a chapter. Chapter. It's a chapter. Chapter. It's a chapter in my life.

But no matter what, I'm gonna keep it wavy, baby. Cause I always come to sparkle and shine. So TJ, he's so excited. He goes up to Emmy and goes, "'So guess what? "'I came in this morning with Brad and then Joe. "'He was an hour late.' And Maddie's like, "'Oh my God, Joe,

"'I haven't even talked to him yet today. So then, but then Maddie comes in and she's asked, she goes up to Joe, we're cross cutting between all these conversations. She goes, Joe, are you okay? Yeah, I'm okay. Are you, are you okay? Actually, this is the least okay I've ever been in my life, but you know, you're okay. I'm okay. Are you? I'm no, it's the exact opposite of that. But you know what? I have friends surrounding me and I'm, and I have friends and I'm like that I'm not good with right now.

And it's like fourth of fucking July and I just want to have a good time. So then Sammy walks up with Brad, cause of course she does. And she looks kind of terrified, you know, and, um, Maddie sees them and she's like, Oh, fuck Brad. Whoa, whoa. Now, whoa. He just can't help himself. Kenny. I'm about to see red cause I've like closed the store and Brad is being messy as fuck. And it's also just like weird to bring this girl. Cause like, if this is your client, where's your HR?

Cause this is not appropriate. I like there needs to be a line between personal trainers and clients. I love Maddie is suddenly cares about HR. So Trevor's like, keep her away. And then there's this girl named Fran out of nowhere and Fran goes, you say the word and if you want me to pounce, I'll pounce. I was like, good for you Fran. Get your line in there. Fran is that girl we all are friends with in the South.

That's like, you want me to kick her ass? I will. But then when you need her to kick someone's ass, she's like drunk on a sofa. I just, I'm just like, can't, because I'm just thinking about so many things right now. I was like, okay, Fran, just- Or she's just kicking someone's ass before you said to do it, you know?

Cause she just can't help herself. She's ready to fight, you know? Fucking Frans. So Brad's like, yeah, well, I know this is like Joe's going away party, but if Maddie wants to talk to Sammy, go ahead, let the sparks fly. So Trevor's like, you could Maddie, no, she can get the fuck out. So then that everyone goes up to the roof to have some cake. And the cake is like a a cookie cake and it says only nerds go back for more school which by the way the perk about the cookie cake is that you don't have

that annoying thing where you present a cake and then someone puts it in your face because it's a cookie so it doesn't have the same effect so that was a good workaround. So Trevor's talking to Maddie and he's like let's handle this together she goes no I'm gonna handle it because I know how to handle bitches. Period. So, so Maddie goes upstairs, Sammy's doing limbo. So she's like under the stick, like, wow, I'm part of the group. And Maddie is like, Hey, awkward enough. They've got limbo at the very corner of the roof deck. Okay. So someone, she's going to come out of there. You're discombobulated. Someone's going over. We know that high stakes limbo. So somebody goes, Hey, I know we've never talked, but I would love to come and talk with you. Like, come on, we're going to go this way. Come on.

So Sammy's like, okay, sounds good. So Matt is like, Brad is conspiring against me to ruin my relationship, but I already heard the story from her. I listened to a 30 minute recording of it. Like, I don't need to hear it again differently. Hello. Fucking L. So she opens the front door and shows her the way out, and she's like, there, now I've heard all I need from you and you're a fucking liar, so have a nice day. Bye, bitch! And she closes the door and locks it behind her. And Sammy's like, and Fran's like, you good? You want me to beat the shit out of her?

She's like, no, I got it. Sammy's like, bitch. Sammy found some lean cuisines from the freezer and was just throwing them at the glass. Take that bitch. Take that. So Sammy's just kind of smiling. Like this is not this girl's house. Like what is she doing? I can just go around the back fence. There's other doors. So Mia's Mia sees this and was like, um, what just happened? And Sammy's like, um, I got kicked out cause Mia goes outside.

And Mia's like, well, that's not happening. And Matt is like, well, I want to make sure she walks the fuck away, man. So then she comes back to the door to make sure that this girl's not trying to get in. Right. So Mia's outside. She's like, you're not the bad guy here. Don't worry. We're going to get her. And then Maddie is screaming at them from behind the door, making her like gun finger. She's like, bye. Do you guys have fun outside then go home sweetie go home skank bye stupid you smell funny you smell like beef jerky dummy you're ugly no one likes you okay Fran will kill you Fran will fucking

murder Fran tell him you'll murder her and then they show up from the other side of the door and they can't hear one thing she's saying. And me is like, it's proof. The glass is proof. Can't hear you. Okay. I saw we can't hear you. Can't I died. So then well, well comes down. He's like, Maddie, Maddie, Maddie, this is my going away party. There's not a perfect behavior. Okay. And so he opened, so they opened up the door to let them back in and Maddie just stomps wake. She goes, I kicked that bitch out. She could stay the fuck out. I kicked her out. I kicked her out of this very nice house. Okay.

But other doors that she can come back in and I kicked her out, man. So Brad is telling Sammy's like, yeah, I think when people don't want us to come to something that's true, they try to like push it out. Yeah. Like literally pushing her out of the house. So then Maddie's telling Caitlin, um, she's like, okay, like, um it out. Yeah, like literally pushing her out of the house. So then Maddie's telling Caitlin, she's like, okay, like, you're not going to stay out of my business. Who's Caitlin? Probably one of her roommates from that house on the island.

Oh, yeah. So she's like, Oh, yeah, they're gonna stay out of my business and not metal. Yeah, right. You're still doing it. Motherfucker. Brad just wants to see me unhappy. He can fuck off. So then Mia goes and tells Lucia what happened. And then Sammy's like, I mean, I thought we were going to be mature and talk. And then she like pulled me aside and like took a step back and like slammed the door on my face. And Maddie's like, keep me the fuck away from this bitch. She's acting as if Sammy has like come in with like a knife and is chasing around the house.

Like, keep me away from this bitch. Trevor's like, okay, let's be quiet. People are listening. People are listening. So now, uh, Emmy pulls Joe aside for a talk and it's like, Joe, Joe, just let me talk Joe. Joe, I'm so upset, Joe. Joe, I'm really hurt, Joe.

Just listen, Joe, because for you to say me and Will will are gonna break up and then the way that you've treated me I thought I got this promotion Joe I mean, I believe you look at me like my little like your little sister, but you would not do this your little sister, Joe I mean to be honest with you I was like frustrated because you've been like a little bit arrogant this year. That means like are you kidding? What is even the definition of arrogant? Let me see. Having or believing in one's importance or abilities. Fuck you! It's hard to understand to look it up. He's like, well, you walk in here with this confident, arrogant thing and like you assume you're my boss. Rub me the wrong way, okay? And like

maybe it's my ego, but like I'm admitting it. I'm admitting it She goes Joe Joe Joe Joe take a deep breath with me Joe. Okay, take a breath with me I'm worried about you Joe. I know you feel the world's against you but like a friendship matters Joe worried about you Joe Yeah matters a lot like this is like really upsetting Hold on. Let me put my hands on my nose to make it look like I'm crying while fireworks go off behind me. Ah on my nose to make it look like I'm crying while fireworks go off behind me. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh battle, Joe. Don't fuck it up, Joe. Yeah. Can you get, can you give me a hug? Sure. I'll give you an AGM hug right now. So it's, it's like an amazing scene because Joe really is trying to pretend like he is emotionally, you know, distraught while these beautiful fireworks go off behind them. It's just hilarious that this beautifully looking scene is just about something so stupid and petty.

So then now there's like more party stuff, Will's in a dunk tank and Grace is throwing balls and everything. And then O'Sheen is just like standing in the tank tank and as women go by, he's like, Hey darling, love that dress. Looks phenomenal. Looks phenomenal. You too, darling. Looking beautiful right now. What's your name? What's your name? Okay. Keep on walking. All right. Hey lady. Love that outfit. You're beautiful. Hey, good looking. What you got cooking, huh? Milkman over here. Hey, no autographs. All right. No one's stopping. He just looks so sad. He's like knee deep in dunk tank water, just being ignored in a sad little speedo. So then will makes a toast because guys, I feel so humble to have your support.

At least most people support Joe. You're really fucked up, Joe. But anyway, I always thought I could be that guy who goes to law school. It means the world to me, but I'm not that guy that goes to law school. What a dream. I just always wanted to be that guy. You know, the guy that went to law school. What a dream. I just always wanted to be that guy, you know, the guy that went to law school. I don't need to actually enroll. I just want to be able to try to one one day

and I don't need to graduate from it or pass a bar. Just going to the school. That was my hope guys. Columns, their parking spaces. What's it like? So Joe watches this and he's like, my biggest fear in life is not being the glue. And right now I'm not the glue. I went from being the leader of this group to like the loser in the group. That's my nightmare. I'm Arthur Jockhammer. I went from Elmer to Jockhammer. It's terrible. So, uh, Joe goes up to Will and was like, Joe, you haven't talked to me once all night. You're really fucking up, Joe.

And Joe's like, yeah, well, a lot of the reason why you're mad at me is how I treated Emmy and I apologize for that and I'm not rooting against y'all's relationship. He's like, that's bullshit, Joe. It's bullshit. Yeah, well, let's go outside, baby. Come on, Will, let's go outside and talk about it.

And he goes, oh yeah, you want to take it outside, dog? Because Will's like ready to fight, like he's ready to come to blows. Someone actually has the opinion that he's going to break up on the girlfriend that he's constantly caught cheating on. Pete Slauson By the way, they are going to break up, right? They're, they're keep pumping. Jared Slauson I can't believe that wasn't at the end that they broke up. Pete Slauson I know.

Jared Slauson I was waiting for it. So, Will's like, can't let you off the hook anymore. You know, like he insulted my relationship He tried to tear tear down my love. I mean, what am I even getting out of this friendship at this point? I'm starting to look like the fool Joe come on, you know what you said you said it last night. You said it to Aria You've been talking shit about us dude. Like oh god, like, I never want you guys to break up. I just know you'll break up. You're two-faced, Joe.

You're two-faced. Why the fuck are you going around telling everyone, Joe? I was just talking to Emmy's best friend, okay? I think I was like, she knows Emmy. The best. Did you come to me, though, Joe? Did you come to me? Oh, look, I'm just saying, like, long distance is hard, you know?

Like, we're brothers, man, come on. You think we haven't thought about long distance? You think we haven't? I'm about to be a lawyer. I think about things like objections and recesses and approaching the bar, approaching the stand. Damn it, I'm going to be sucking as a lawyer. I've got such a boss.

This is the truth. Joe's like, it was a big stab in the heart for me. He's like, fuck you, you fucking pussy Joe. You're a pussy Joe. And just like, I wouldn't even speak to my worst enemy like that. Yeah, cause he goes, Joe's like, well, now we're face to face brother to brother, man to man.

And Wil goes, brother to brother is a stretch Joe. Like, wow, it really stabbed me in the heart. And then Will's like, yeah, well, some people pretend to be your friends, but they're not really your friends. Move for it. This is more fireworks and more parking. The dummies on this show.

I love this show. Just the dialogue on this show kills me. So then Mia is telling Sam, like, come here, come here. Like, you're not leaving, okay? Like, listen, you should go talk to Maddie. I think she's just pissed at her own situation. Keep it going, come on, keep it going. Do it again.

Come on, let's fight, have a fight. Sam is like, yeah, I mean, we could have had a conversation from the beginning, woman to woman, because I knew we needed that talk, which by the way, that's how you know that Brad's been meddling, because he's the one who's like, have a conversation man to man, Joe. Have a conversation man to man. So her saying woman to woman is definitely like a seed that Brad put in. So Mia's like, what I want you to do right now.

And like the seed that he put in someone else's mouth at that dumpster. But carry on. No pun. No pun. So Mia's like, come on, I want you to do right now is stand up to Maddie and get into a fight with her because if it goes wrong, it doesn't matter. You're not even a cast member. So she's like, Maddie, you guys should talk, right? And Maddie goes, Okay, you can sit right there, sweetheart. He's like, Maddie, I'm trying to root for you here. Okay, I'm trying to be team Maddie. Make it kind of difficult. So Maddie just stares at this girl just stares her down all angry. She

goes, I think you owe me an apology. Okay? And Sammy goes, for what? For lying? I didn't lie. I had your voice. You said I lied. I set this up with Brad. And she goes, I have my truth? Okay. What does that mean? I don't believe in the term my truth. That means you're lying and that you don't want to talk about the truth, so you have your truth. I think your truth is the biggest hokey bullshit. It's like next to triggered in my dictionary of like modern stupidity. So I don't buy that one. I think Maddie's a fucking liar. What do you think? I think no, not Maddie. I think Sammy's a fucking liar. I think Sammy purposely went and tried to bait this guy and videotape it to get on TV and it worked for Brad

I do think she was in cahoots with Bradley I mean, I know it sounds crazy like who in their right mind would do that, but I do believe that she's a fucking liar But I also think that Trevor was Probably cheated in the past. I don't think it was with Maddie though. I think that Sammy and Maddie had a, I'm sorry, Sammy Bradley had a conversation where she was like, yeah, you know, I've been hanging out with Trevor recently and he's like really handsy and he goes, you know what, you should just like film that. Okay. Cause then Maddie can see who the fuck she's dating and she's coming from me. You should just film. Like

I imagined like sort of like an offhand remarks. So she's like, I am going to, so then I think she films it to try to show something. And I think that she probably like embellished it to sort of like have this moment in the sun. And now she all of a sudden has to like follow through with it. But I do think that Trevor probably crossed the line. Maybe they didn't fully make out, but it was definitely something that was like not respectful to Maddie.

But then Sammy got caught up in her own stupid story. And I think it's just like three very dumb people who are involved in an even dumber love triangle. Yeah, okay. So then she's like, well, I had the conversation though, so I heard it. She goes, do you have the whole 15 minute conversation? This is also why Sammy's lying. She says, how long was this conversation? It's gone from 20 minutes to 30 minutes to now 15 minutes. How long is it? Yeah. And so Matt is like, no. And it was a three minute conversation to hear what came out of your mouth. She goes, oh, so do you have the whole thing? I know everything, sweetheart. And I don't know if you know, but I was on a phone call with Trevor and I was there for the whole thing. And I heard it right out of your mouth.

And so of course Bradley is listening to this and he's like, wait a minute, are you guys hearing this? You, you overheard the whole thing. And then we see her, we see rewind. I was on the phone call with Trevor, with Trevor, with Trevor, with Trevor. And the producer says, wait, you were on the call? She goes, yeah, but no one's supposed to know that. I was like, okay, you're just a terrible liar and cover-upper also. Yeah. So now what is she doing? So now she's just,

everybody's just lying all the time on this show. But it doesn't like, it doesn't, but the thing is it doesn't save her case, but I don't know, it doesn't, it's so weird. Who would have cared if she was on the phone? You know what I mean? Yeah, it doesn't change what- It's a weird thing to lie about. To find out that she was on the phone

still does not mean that like, I don't know, it doesn't move the needle on anything, it just shows that they're all machigna. But then Bradley is like, well, thinking back on it is coming back together because she orchestrated the whole thing. And this recording came up in Miami. And so, we see a clip at the group dinner where Grace is like, wait, y'all, you don't understand. I spoke to the girl. Well, I mean, I don't know her name and I didn't speak to her, but I was told there was a conversation between Trevor and that girl and it's been

recorded and she said she made it up. She admitted it. And Maddie's like, stop it, Grace. Stop it. So, this has already come out. So, Maddie went to this dinner pretending that she didn't have this recording because she was going to hold this recording until the end of the thing to make them all look stupid or what? She was going to do it to make herself look like more of a victim and Then I guess what the point is about discovering that she recorded it and that she was in on it Is that like maybe she did pressure Sammy to change her story?

I guess that's the implication like she was she was like part of this conspiracy to make Trevor to exonerate Trevor and conspiracy to exonerate Trevor and to make Sammy look really like shit. And so she did this thing. And then that way, Maddie could then 10 days later come up and start crying and be like, I just found out this piece of evidence and I turned against Trevor and I feel terrible when it turns out that she was lying on me the entire time. Oh, I don't really understand. None of this makes any sense. But it's so funny thinking that Maddie really thinks she did something. Okay, I'm gonna go to Miami and then you show up in Miami

and I'm gonna like act really surprised and you can have like a bomb ass car or two. And I'll be like, everyone, my feelings, and then we'll just wait. And then like at the season finale, I'm gonna like reveal the call and they're all gonna fucking stupid Yeah, I think it's something like that and Brad's like she just did this to make me look bad

So the producer goes so why did you lie was that to protect Trevor and Maddie goes cuz I'm not the bitch that gives up Jess the okay. Okay. Why did you lie? I'm the bitch of fights. Everybody knows that I'm the bitch that fights. Ask anybody. Ask Fran, even she knows. She's the bitch. She is the bitch. So she's the bitch that fights.

So she, we cut back to her and she's like, you need to stay the fuck away from my work and my boyfriend and my life, bitch. And Trevor's like, oh, can I step in here? And she's like, yeah, you do it. And Samary's like, I'm out of here. So Madison's like, you're leaving. You sit the fuck down. And she jumps up and tries to grab her. It's like, she says, you need to stay away from my life, my work, my boyfriend. So Sammy starts to walk away and she's just, no, you sit down.

So like, do you want her to stay away or to sit down or make signals? Maddie, these are mixed signals. Okay. So then everyone's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Maddie. She are mixed signals. Okay. So then everyone's like, Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Maddie. She says, you talk to him. You're a fucking liar. And to hear it from your fucking mouth, man. So Maddie goes, I'm the that's what she goes. I'm the bitch that fights man. Everyone knows that about me. I will fight till the death for stupid, terrible person. And then fireworks are going off. And she's like trying to pretend she's calm.

She's like, we love you fireworks. Happy Fourth. We love that. We love that, right? Love fireworks. And then Trevor's like, you're my little firework. And they're like, yeah. And then that's the end.

And then it says three weeks later, Maddie and Trevor broke up. After all that. Then they'll get back together. Cause they're toxic. Oh my gosh, what a show. Fun, fun, funny times. Thanks everyone for listening.

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