Watch What Crappens - #2677 Crappy Hour 1/06/25 Craige Breakup, Jennifer Aydin VS a Sandwich, Dorit and PK Broke, and Teresa is a Musical Genius

Episode Date: January 7, 2025

Welcome to 2025! This week On Crappy Hour Live, Paige and Craig broke up and we’re shocked. Well no one really is shocked but it’s still sad mkay. Also, Jennifer Aydin bullied a senior citizen Jersey Mike’s employee and is cancelled again, PK and Dorit’s fate is looking poor, and Mia started to New Year with one less apple box to carry around in her trunk. Oh yeah, and surprise! Teresa Giudice is a musical genius! Join us live every other Monday at 5:30PT on YouTube Live (Youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens) or Instagram (@watchwhatcrappens) To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watch Your Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. What's What Crappens? What's What Crappens? Guess what happens when there's so much that crappens. Well, hello and welcome to Crappy Hour Live on What's What Crappens? I'm Ronnie, that's Ben. Hi, Ben. Hi, how are you? My most patient little friend of all time. You guys, what a cluster, frick, okay? There's some ghost in my machine. We started an hour late in our earlier recording sesh

because something going on with my computer. I don't know what it's going. I don't know what it is, okay? But it's trying to mute me. It's trying to silence me and I will not be silenced. Yes, it's also forcing a vertical agenda for us on YouTube right now. We're like a little skyscraper. Yes, it's also forcing a vertical agenda for us on YouTube right now.

We're like a little skyscraper, like we're in like an office building. Well, it wouldn't be Crappin's Crappy Hour Live if it wasn't a technical nightmare, and it's the first of the year. So all of those New Year's resolutions about being peaceful, being stress-free, cursing less, all of that shit is out the window. Fuck it all. Okay. It's a cluster

fuck. So here we are, but I'm so glad to be here, you know? Yeah. It's great to be back. It's so, it's so fun to do some, some chit chat on Bravo about Bravo. I'm excited to catch up about all the gossip. There has been so much going on. Shall we just jump right into it? Yes, we should. I think that would be a good, good idea. Okay. Um, well why don't you start with your favorite story of the week since I'm always the bossy one. Well, speaking of bossy, you're not bossy, but speaking of bossy as a transition,

I know there's a lot going on in the world, but what has amused me the most is the fact that this story seems to have had a lot of traction and it seems to actually have ramifications, which is Jennifer Aiden versus a tuna sandwich at Jersey Mike's. This is a hilarious thing. So Jennifer Aiden versus a tuna sandwich at Jersey Mike's. This is a hilarious thing. So Jennifer Aiden, she went ranting, she was in an airport and she went ranting about the service that she received at Jersey Mike's. She was like, listen, Mr. I was waiting, I was waiting for the, for my sandwich and then the person behind me has sandwich was done before me and i was like what gives mister i've been waiting a long time for my sandwich and he said oh what's the big deal

i'm just making a sandwich over here so why you gotta could you add a tune the sandwich onto it you know my person is behind me that person was like i do mind what the hell's going on with jersey maxx anyway baby and then i've got this guy behind me. I said, you don't mind if I order a sandwich, do you? He said, yeah, man. I said, hey, mister. And then the lady making the sandwich is 80 years old. Hey, come on, 80 year old lady, you bitch. I was like, oh my God, what is going on with her?

So not only is all this happening, she's filming it herself. Like this is gonna make her look good. I mean, the crazy thing is she is the one that released this footage. It's not some employee footage recording to Karen and then releasing it to make her look stupid. This is her looking stupid and releasing it. And then she's got her sister-in-law or whatever dumb ass ding dong.

That's walking with her through the airport going, yeah, tell us this. And she's like, yeah, Jennifer, oh, you want it with your sandwich. I was like, oh my God, are you kissing this woman's ass for a free fucking Jersey Mike's? You kiss ass, you deserve everything you get. I hope you were both fired from life. You're both horrible human beings.

So she's going off about these terrible employees. Then the employee from Jersey Mike's, this young girl with lots of earrings in her nose, how do you get your boogers out? That's my question, children. Put the earrings wherever you want. You need to be able to blow your nose. Okay? It's like a cookie press. It's like a cookie press. You blow your nose and your snot comes out in different fun shapes.

A princess, a princess emoji, poop emoji. Yeah, they're really, they're really going there with the earrings. I don't really understand that. We all have the same holes and things need to come out of the holes. That's why they're holes, okay? Things go in, your fingers, things come out, your boogers. Stop putting blocks on your holes. Okay, so one of these- Look, I closed my fingers, my nostril right now, in fact. But today I'm on the side of this self-hole blocking girl

from Jersey Mike. So she comes on there, she's like this bitch. She says she's a celebrity. We don't know who the fuck you are. You're coming in here, you're ordering one thing, then you're changing your order, then you're changing your order again, then you're changing your order again, then you're adding an order. No, you can't be here all, no one cares about you. It's like seven in the morning at a Jersey Mike's. By the way, Jennifer is also bragging about how rich she is all the time and acting like she's above everybody. Her ass was taking a vacation after the holiday and taking her kids out of school

so she could get it cheaper, just like her fucking furniture from China. Shut up, Jen, you fucking asshole. I'm so glad to see Jen get it from the public. I'm so glad to see her. And then there was a video even of Bill going like, why aren't you smiling? You should be smiling more. Why are you smiling? You're with a nightmare and you're a fucking nightmare and now you're even going to raise your children to be goddamn nightmares. You better leave Olivia out of this, my little eagle. Pete You know, normally I always have so much fun with a good 12-inch or I enjoy a foot long, although I'm not sure if I enjoy them that are too fishy.

I enjoy a footlong, although I'm not sure if I enjoy them that are too fishy. Mmm. But, um, I have to say, there's so much already discussed here. First of all, as Kara in the comments mentioned, what the fuck is she doing bringing a tuna sandwich onto a plane in the first place? Who does that? Who lives like that? Who? Who made this plan?

Who is getting the tuna sandwich at 7 in the morning also? Who is having breakfast tuna sandwich? That doesn't make sense and it should doesn't, and especially doesn't make sense going on to an airplane. So that is one issue that needs resolution. Second of all, she probably thought she was going to be so relatable in this moment because let's be honest, we've all been in these places, fast casual restaurants or fast food, and people do like just drag their asses around and you're waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting. And sometimes you're like, what the fuck is going on here? But this was,

she thought she was going to have like a real relatable moment. Like, oh yeah, I hate that. They're always like that. But she just totally did not land that, okay? She was, cause she starts shaming the 80 year old, the 80 year old lady behind the thing who probably was not 80. It doesn't even matter if she was 80. She was probably 30 knowing Jen calling her an 80 year old. Yes.

And also we all know Jennifer Aiden and we know that she selectively includes the parts of the story that matter most to her because then when this employee says, oh yeah, she was changing the order and there was this and that, you know, that's exactly what it was. It wasn't as simple as like, well, I just, I just made my order and I'm standing there waiting. You know, it was like, how can I get a little more mayo on that? No, that's too much. Start over, start over. No, no. Today, before I came over here, I had to, I'm having, I'm having like, you

know, future root canal issues happening and I'm having like, you know, future root canal issues happening, and I had to go to a dentist, and I was referred to an endodontist in Beverly Hills. And I went- Ooh, are those like the dinosaur kind? That's a very fancy kind. Endodontist.

Yeah, endodontists are like, they're like super dentists. And so I had to park, and there was like, it was like mandatory valet parking in the parking garage, this Beverly Hills thing. And so I'm getting, I'm waiting to pay my stub, whatever, when I'm leaving. And there is a lady, she's probably like 24 and she has this, she has like a G wagon, like a nice, like a mat G wagon and she has parked the G wagon blocking all the

entire area. And she's come over and she's trying to pay first up. And she's being a real, real just sour puss about it. Her credit cards aren't working. And so the valet goes and gets into the car to move it out of the way. And she goes, and she just freaks out. She goes, no, you don't get to drive my baby. Don't drive my baby. Don't drive my baby. You cannot drive my baby. Get out of it. No, you're not allowed to drive my baby. And I'm like this fucking, I was like, this is Jennifer Aiden.

This is what Jennifer Aiden in Jersey Mike's was. She was doing the don't drive my baby to the tuna sub. No one wants to drive your damn baby. No one even wants to be in the same room as your damn baby if it's gonna turn out to be anything like you, a Xerox copy of trash, okay? And if you're too poor to have a G-Wagon, a matte G-Wagon that you can't valet, you're too poor to have a G wagon, a matte G wagon that you can't valet,

you're too poor to have a G wagon. Stop acting like you're so classy with your G wagon. If you're too poor to have the valet scratch it up on accident, you're too poor to own a G wagon, I'm sorry. That's it. Thank you, exactly. A scratch shouldn't even matter if you're really wealthy. And you know,

I'm the person who does that. Here's what's even more disturbing about the world. I was actually proud, honestly of America at this moment because it was so nice to see America be like, you know what, fuck you, Jen Aiden, like literally everybody. But then a couple hours later, I was disappointed again because then I started reading Twitter,

which by the way, is just such a, it's such a void. Like why even go there? I don't even know why. I love going there. What am I, I love don't even know why. I love going there. I love rage, you know? So I'm on Twitter. There's people sticking up for Jen Aiden. Like, oh my God, she wasn't wrong.

I mean, where's the customer service in the world? Oh, go fuck yourself. Here's what I say to everybody out there, speaking of politics in America, to everybody out there against the death penalty, you have so many good reasons to be against the death penalty. Here is the best reason to be for it. Jennifer, people who act like this. This is why we have harsh sentences because people like this, you know, get it, stop letting it reoffend. I don't

mean literally. I just mean like Jersey Mike, you're dead to Jersey Mike. No more fast casual for you. Jared Saskar Yeah. And you know what? Here's the other thing. Let's say everything happened exactly the way Jennifer Aiden described it. Like, let's say we don't know about like, she changed her order a million times. She tells her story and she goes, so I'm getting my sandwich and I'm waiting for it. So I turned to the girl behind me and I say, I'm just going to, I just want to add a tuna sandwich to that. And I asked the girl, it's like, is that okay if I just ask the person behind me and they say not really your PDs are people who are waiting they're trying to get to an airplane they are in a rush and you can't just add a last minute sandwich that's just not right you're not asking for a few jalapenos or some

lettuce or some extra mayo you're asking for a whole new sandwich and at a place where they're already going slowly, because admit it, they probably were going slowly. You just can't do that. That's not fair. Sorry, you lose. Well, she's like taping the, she's filming the employees as she's berating them, right?

And I'm totally on the employee side. I mean, they all looked so sweet and they look so flabbergasted to be putting up with this idiot. And guess what? They were still moving their asses off. They were not going slowly. But you have a family. You've got a huge family. It's thousands of calories a day. You're ordering too much. You're ordering it too fast. You're ordering it incorrectly. You're a monster. By

the way, I didn't seriously just call for the death penalty for Jen Aiden. I did do that. And this is live, so I can't cut that out later. So no one killed Jen. But just like horrible human beings. They're just horrible. And I'm so sick of people making excuses for horrible fucking people. I'm sick of it. I don't care how much you like somebody. She's wrong. That is wrong. And let's talk about Rumpelstiltskinet who was standing with her. Okay, this lady, this, I mean, you're going to be a professional, you're going to be a hanger on and Jennifer Aiden is the one you're going to hang on to. Come on, let's, let's find a better, find a better nail to hang your hat on. You know what I mean? I mean, this is just being thirsty and you're drinking the wrong drink.

It's like you're thirsty and you're trying to like get drips of Drano poured down your throat. Don't do it, Heather. Find a better toe to grow your fungus on. Well, so the outcome of this, so there's been fallout. So of course, Danielle Cabral has weighed in and the page six headline is, Danielle Cabral rips scum rocket Jennifer Aiden over Jersey Mike's rant, the trash took itself out. I mean, scum rockets pretty amazing.

That's a great part. Scum rockets pretty good, But you know, in typical Danielle Cabral fashion, she just goes on for too long. And listen, I'm saying this is one half of watch what crap is a show that will make a three hour podcast on a 20 minute video. But like I get it, I get how hypocritical that sounds. But girl Danielle, you don't need to literally just stop enough. I had enough at at three minutes and I watched six of the eight minutes of this video and even I was like I have to go It was so long. I mean this cut it cut it short just like I'm doing right now. So anyway, she's going on

She's like, oh, yeah, you know what happened to her? Well, I always knew what happened. This woman who tried to ruin my life, this woman now goes into a jersey bike and acts like that? I told you, Zor. I told you in the comments on my social media when you was coming on there calling me trash. I say, you wait to see who's trash. The world will show you who's goddamn trash. And now look who it is. Oh,

it's her. It's her. And she goes on for 20 minutes. Now listen, her going on for 20 minutes doesn't negate the fact that you were still trying like not to let the nail lady into your VIP or whatever, you know? Like I love when people automatically assume that because the person accusing them has turned out to be an asshole, that that makes them no longer an asshole. You know what I mean? You're still probably an asshole too, Danielle, but I do love your new hair color and I hope you come back. Daniel Hickman Yeah, she looks totally different. She's like

going back to Staten Island roots. Now, one thing that has happened is that, so Jennifer Aiden, I guess, was going to go on a Real housewives cruise getaway and she has been dropped from, from whatever Forsaken cruise decided to book Jennifer Aiden on it. Like who thought it would be a good idea to put Jennifer Aiden on a seafaring vessel where you all had to be trapped with her, probably singing cabaret in the boat theater, you know? So, um, she was supposed to be on Wives on the Waves getaway to Bermuda.

The Bermuda Triangle was like, this is too much for me. The Bermuda Triangle, they're like, oh my God, another boat has been swallowed by the Bermuda Triangle. Nevermind, it was just spit back up. Who's just spit back up? For the first time ever, the Bermuda Triangle shipwrecked itself.

I've never seen a triangle do that. They found the triangle at the bottom of the sea. The Bermuda Triangle has just outed itself, its location and sent apology letters. It just said, please don't send us any more people like this. It was like, you know what, enough's enough. Yeah, Jennifer, absolute garbage. Which which I have to say, love it, hope you're hired back on the

show. Because I know, you know, no one ever liked Jennifer Aiden because she wasn't garbage. Of course she's fucking garbage. She's Jennifer Aiden. And that was why it was so funny that season where she was like, I'm going to be sad this season about that affair that Bill had 10 years ago and I'm going to wear scrunchie. I'm going to wear scrunchie every day. You remembered like the emotional scrunchie she had to show that she was in like emotional pain. Oh, of course. Yeah.

The scrunchie of pain. What did we call it? It was, yeah. The trauma scrunchie. Trauma scrunchie. It was like, yeah, something scrunchie. But like, I mean, she has, you know, Collider wrote a think piece about this with a big headline that says, real housewives of New Jersey is Jennifer Aiden has always been like this. She's always been like this. I agree. I mean, she cracks me up. She's so awful and depraved and you know, I love my monsters.

So I can be on the one hand, I can be totally sickened by her and yelling at her as I have been for years on end. And I can also be totally amused by her depravity. And I think that like, it's important to know that we do need our villains. You know, we, I know we went through a whole, we're still grappling with how we do Bravo. You know, we don't want to give awful people platforms, but we do want to have villains in our story. And I think the new Rony is a good example of what happens when you just do all protagonists. So I think, you know, like-

Victoria just told us it's called the depression scrunchie. So thank you very much for that. Cause I did not remember it. Hey, Lindsay. So, you know, and another thing we were talking earlier today, what is that? Hs4Housewives. Oh, yeah.

This is Lindsay's book. Yeah. It's called Hs4Housewives. Look it up. Buy it. Yeah. It's hilarious. Check it out.

But we were talking earlier today on the Potomac recap, because for those of you who don't watch, shame on you. But just to catch you up or who haven't seen this episode yet. The episode ended, they were trying to start a fight, you know, it's one of those seasons where they're trying to start fights, they're not really getting into it, they're still trying to do it, it's not really happening. And it ended with Mia being like, well, you all have the right to your feelings and your

feelings are valid and man, man, man, are valid and, but. And I was like, this is what's killing housewives is this kind of, this notion that everybody's feelings are just as valid and that everybody's opinions are valid and that everybody deserves the same space. No, this is fucking housewives. Your feelings are wrong, your opinion is stupid and you're a bitch and that's it.

That's all I wanna hear on this show. I do not wanna hear about how everybody's valid, this and that. I wanna see people like Jen Aiden do horrible things and then get railed on for a year in revenge from everybody else or whatever. I wanna see horrible people and then I wanna see revenge enacted on those people.

I don't wanna see people talk things out kindly. What the fuck is this? Kindergarten? No. Let Jennifer Aiden back on Real Housewives of New Jersey and let her get the come up and she deserves. Jared Sautner Yeah, I mean, she's a bitch, but she's a lover, she's a wife, she's a mother, she's a sinner, she's a saint. I do not add a munga. Okay, so now that's enough about Jen Aiden. She's garbage, but you know, I did watch that video 10 times. So what can I tell you? It's time for a commercial.

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You know, another video I've watched and this, we don't need to go into this. You know, we didn't talk too much about this because we did talk about, I forget which episode we talked about Karen Huger's arrest video. But I kept seeing clips of it, because I didn't watch the whole thing. I just watched a couple clips. Girl, this video is just insane. The shit that's coming out of her mouth. It's 30 minutes and she is completely unhinged and so fall down drunk. And that's not the funny part. It's just the things coming out of her mouth.

Like she's saying she's Thomas Jefferson's concubine and all this sorts of shit. That's what I need. You know what I mean? I don't need it on the road, but I do need it on my television. So let's just remember what we're watching guys and be grateful.

Be grateful that we have these. This is still a golden era, believe it or not. I just hope that Karen got that tissue that she asked for about 10 different times. She's like, do you have a tissue please? He's like, ma'am, I don't have tissue. Oh yes, no, I'm sorry. You're doing your job.

I totally appreciate that. You're doing your job. There's nothing wrong. You're a professional. I appreciate that you're doing good service. Now, do you have a tissue, ma'am? Yeah, just unhinged. Okay, so in other huge news,

Jennifer Aiden kind of stole the spotlight out of the biggest news. Also, this is kind of old, cause it's crappy hour, it's only every two weeks. But Craig, Craig and Paige broke up and they broke up on the weirdest week. They must have planned this, right, to have broken up on this specific week right before the episode came out because it makes Craig look like the biggest victim in the world. Now, they're having a very mature

breakup. They're speaking very highly of each other. But the episode that came out of Southern Charm, it's like, Craig just wants to make a wrapping paper room for Paige and he just wants to make everything perfect for Paige and their possible new baby and Craig just can't wait to do everything perfect for Paige, like the whole thing was like Paige and how much Craig loves Paige and that and that. Craig and Paige broke up. Dun, dun, dun.

What do you think, were you sad? Well, I guess I was sort of sad in that they were like, as far as Bravo couples go, they were one of the more functional ones, you know, despite the fact that they have a huge geographical issue that we knew is going to eventually be a reckoning that we always suspected they would never be able to overcome. I think people were oddly enough rooting for them. I was rooting for them. I liked them, you know, I liked them together in their own sort of weird way.

Um, you know, he's like the dumb one. He's like the dumb golden retriever. She's like the smart one who, um, is going to try to train the golden retriever. But guess what? You can train a golden retriever all you want. It's never going to shit in the toilet. So at the end of the day-

Well, that's the thing. You don't marry a golden retriever. That's the thing, you throw a ball for them, you know, and then you get them a sitter when you have to go do something important. And I think that that's kind of what led to the breakup. Because one of the things I did like about it is I'm one of those people, like I almost keep myself out of, well, I keep myself out of relationships for many different reasons, too numerous to go into here. But one of them is I am a disaster lover. I love a disaster. I'm a fixer. I love to fix. I like to take a broken thing and put it back together. And I think that that's kind of a normal thing. It's something broken in me that I need to fix, which I won't do. I don't

like fixing myself, only other people. And I think that that was kind of a thing with Craig, with Paige, because Craig is a mess. Like, Craig other people. And I think that that was kind of a thing with Craig, with Paige, because Craig is a mess. Like, Craig's adorable, he's extremely cute, and he has cute privilege, because if he was ugly, he would not get away with any of this shit. Nobody would be falling all over Craig like they are now, like, oh my God, poor Craig.

Craig is a compulsive liar. He's probably still raging on all sorts of substances and stuff, which, no judgment. But I mean, I guess I did just judge, but that's my kink. And he's got a lot of issues that I think Paige is a lot better than Craig. She just is. You know, and Paige pisses me off sometimes on Summer House.

And I see that she has little snotty qualities and stuff. I happen to really like those qualities in a person. But I think that she's way better than Craig. And I think she just is a fixer. And she was fixing him. She was doing a really good job. And so that's why I really liked the relationship. Because I was watching someone engage in my hobby, which is fix an unfixable thing. And I think she was doing such a good job with it. She really looked how far he's come. And so it's sad to see them break up. But it's also probably better for her. But it's like it's like an HGTV show ending early. Like I didn't

get to see the reveal. Where's the part where I get to walk in and see a fixed Craig and I get to cry and be like, this is so beautiful. He's fixed. I didn't get that. And I feel robbed. so beautiful. He's thanks. I didn't get that. And I feel robbed. Well, I don't think Paige is a fixer. I think Paige wants to maybe adjust your, uh, the back of your collar to make sure that you don't see the tie poking out. She doesn't want the person on her arm to look like a total idiot,

but she's not a fixer. She's not going to like fix someone. Cause a lot of times the fixers usually take themselves out of the equation. And I don't think she does that. I think that she wants someone to level up. And I think, I think it was like they were at a time of their lives where like she needed someone who was going to treat her with respect. Cause remember she was with like parry before and he sucked and, or no, she was, she was also sort of with Andrea. Like she wanted and deserved someone who was going to like bow down to her and he wanted someone that was going to inspire him to want to like grow up.

And they've kind of achieved those things. And I do think it's like an HGTV show, which is that like, you know, she got the shiplap on the wall. We don't know how long that, you know, it's like, is this house truly, you know, is this house like, do we really know if the mold's been taken care of under the floorboards? No, but we have enough that we got our 30 minutes of the episode and now Paige will go off to a new house. Yeah, well, that's true. That's a good way to look at it. So I don't know. I, I was kind

of sad saddened by it. I like a lot of the stuff I'm reading online in comments, which are immediate speculation that Craig will get with Molly on his show because here's Molly all of a sudden and she's not really doing anything. She's kind of on the back burner. Really all she's done is get harassed horribly by Whitney and humiliated and then talked about sexting with Craig. But that sexting with Craig link, everyone's like, oh, so this is why they brought Molly. It's like, because you know, the rumors are there have been so many rumors.

And granted, this is not as fun of a breakup as something like, sorry, that's so cynical to say it like that. But something like Vanderpump rules where there's an obvious villain that is horrible and you just want to kill him. You know, like he's just, you can root against him, you can cheer against him and watch him crumble and everybody's cheering. And Craig's not like that.

He's a sweetheart, you know, like you like everyone, even I love Craig, you know, so I don't love that many people, but I love him. I think he's adorable. So it's one of those breakups where you don't really hate anybody, but there are all these rumors still cause it is a breakup and it is on TV. And so there are rumors that this happened a long time ago and they've just been doing the perfect PR, waiting for the perfect PR moment to do it.

And she moved on a long time ago and there were rumors that she was dating an SNL guy, which she said is not true. And then there are rumors that she was dating an SNL guy, which she said is not true. And then, you know, there are rumors that she was out with somebody on New Year's Eve, and then all the comments were like, Paige isn't going somewhere on New Year's Eve, her ass is in bed, you know?

So I don't really know what to believe, but I do, I don't necessarily believe all the Paige was cheating rumors or any of that, but I do believe that it probably happened months before and cause it is kind of weird that summer houses about to come out. Southern charm is just gearing up. So it seems like they would be doing it to promote the shows. But then at the same time, they dropped the news on a holiday, which politicians do to lessen the impact of the news. So I don't know, why are you laughing? I'm laughing because I feel like at some point there

towards the end, I was like, I feel like we've now just merged into Ronnie's train of thought. Like, I feel like so. I don't know what I'm thinking about it. I'm still fucked up over it, you guys. It's a breakup. I don't know what to think. I don't think, I don't know why. Like,

cause at some point you were just like, I'm going to wait, I'm weighing in on this point, but at some point it was like, Oh, wait a second. I think, I think Ronnie's working through something. I keep changing my opinion. Like I cannot keep my opinion straight on this whole thing. I really can't. I don't know what to think. I think. Yeah. I think, cause I think they're, they're both very likable. I mean, Craig, I have been on the record for like 10 years where there have been many times where Craig has driven me absolutely mad. And I think that like, I do think that like Craig is a deeply flawed human,

but I also think he's a deeply sweet human when he's being sweet, but he's also can be pretty terrible when he is on one. But, um, uh, I think we all are rooting for Craig despite ourselves, but I root for page more because I feel like I root, I always am going to root for the smart person in a situation. I feel like pages smart. I don't think she's calculating like that. I think she's pretty authentic and I think that she has a lot to lose by being, um, calculating. And I mean, I think the timing worked out pretty well.

I mean, maybe they, maybe they planned it a little bit. Maybe they planned like, let's not announce this. Let's bury it between Christmas and new years. Maybe they did that. But, um, I dunno, I think that like, if anything like this is great for Giggly squad and I'm not saying that in a cynical way, but they talk, they like to talk about like, you know, what's going on in their lives and their issues. And so I just don't see her whitewashing it or putting it off.

Like if anything, there's only, I guess there's nothing but upside for her to be purely authentic, I think. Oh yeah, I don't think that. And here's why, because she's always thinking about PR and how things look. And I think that when you get together with another Bravo star, you're thinking,

how's this gonna look? Are we gonna be America's sweetheart? When are we going to time our engagement? How are we going to, you know, we need our engagement to be front and center this season instead of so-and-so's not there, but you know, just that general idea. I think you have to think like a politician and Paige is smart. And I think that that is Paige thinking. That is how you have to think.

I mean, it is a PR thing, no matter being together and breaking up, it's all PR. You have to work everything out. I mean, look how she's gotten Craig to act in just public. I mean, it's amazing. I don't think that's calculation though. I think like, to tell your boyfriend, hey, stop being a schmuck.

People are looking at us. I don't think that's calculation. That's just like basic standards of like, of just trying to level up like the person that you're with. You know, you're like, you know, you want to be like, what is it like iron sharpens iron or whatever, you know, Lily Pulitzer sharpens Lily Pulitzer. But I think that like, I do think there's like,

it's not like she's no calculation. I just don't, I just don't see this as being like an Erica Jane situation. Oh no, I don't mean like that. I just don't see this as being like an Erika Jayne situation. Oh, no, I don't mean like that. I just mean like you think about things, you talk things over like how is this going to look? When do we announce this thing? Okay, our breakup's coming up. How are we going to announce this? Let's take a couple of weeks to get our shit in order. So I just mean calculating in that way. I don't mean she's like, you know. Like a benign calculation.

I mean, she's thinking it through. It started like, are they planning on when to announce it in the most profitable time or the most beneficial time to announce it? And I don't think it's that abnormal to even think like that. But yeah, I definitely think she's smart enough to just not be like, okay, we broke up, just tell everybody, you know.

I think that there are a lot of thought went into it and press releases and all that stuff. Yeah, I mean, I think that's smart enough to just not be like, okay, we broke up, just tell everybody. I think that there are a lot of thought went into it and press releases and all that stuff. Yeah, I mean, I think that's like a given. If you're a public figure, that's gonna just be part of the process. But I think for me, I don't see it that it was planned to coincide with anything happening on the TV shows. Oh, okay.

Well, okay, so there's that. So they're broken up and by the way You know, they're not the only forever couple that broke up Recently, you know this No, who's it? Oh gosh Ronnie, I'm gonna have to be the bearer of bad news for you, but Unfortunately Mia and ink have split up.

The most shocking news of the year so far. Inc is not permanent. You guys, okay, let's just like, okay, let's just, I'm just going to try to get through this and I'm just going to like try to like not, I just, I don't want to be emotional. I don't want to cry on the internet, but Mia has split from Inc and she's reunited with Gordon and they're going to have new beginnings. So yeah, guys, I know it makes me wonder, can any relationship ever survive? I'm not, I'm really not sure. But yeah,

uh, fucking Mia, you know, not the most shocking news in the world. I didn't really care. I mean, Mia's really, she's overplayed it for me to where I'm just like yeah, yeah, she can't really do anything to make me care right now Good for Gordon, I guess Inc here's her statement Inc is my best friend and perfect in so many ways But I have to decide to focus on my children and maintaining a healthy co-parenting relationship with their father. I mean too late. You know what I mean?

Too fucking late. Sorry. You've done a lot of damage so far as far as your children go. I don't know that you're the mother of the year now for deciding to focus on your children after you were fucking your boyfriend with your children in the house while you were married to their father, lady. And then saying on national TV that you don't even know who the father is of one of the kids that he now has to go to

and hear from at school. So I don't know that you're gonna win any mother of the year awards because you're thinking of your fucking children now, but nice speech. Sorry, go ahead. So I don't understand how this entire season has been talking about Gordon's rash mood swings,

he's in mania, he does like, he does vindictive things to get back at me, la da da da da da da. And then I don't understand how any of that equates to putting the children first, you know, if indeed what you're saying is true, it seems to be a pretty harmful thing to actually have him be an everyday presence with the children. Yeah, nice try Mia, nobody cares. So I will say this about Mia, she does some beautiful Instagram posts of herself. She looks amazing, she looks better than ever. That is one beautiful woman

and I love just looking at her Instagram posts. I'm like, oh, she's just so pretty. She is very pretty. And she actually looks really great I thought in some shots this week on Potomac. But yeah, um, trash. And she's actually just such a ding dong. I don't care. Just like I'm not going to get wrapped up in her drama. But I do like still watching her, sorry. And people are like, they never should have had Mia. She brought the level of this show down. Blah, blah, blah.

I'm reading all these comments lately. No, I think Mia is not really the problem on that show. Mia is at least trying. It's all fake and it's all bullshit, but at least she's trying. You know? I mean, E for effort. Someone said, Ronnie, it's called filters. Okay, that's true. Well,

good use of filters, Angelina. Okay. Okay. Now, someone has brought up, Doa brought up a good point here. I have it on the screen. Melissa's sprinkle cookies aren't shipping out to the suckas that paid 40 bucks for them. Reminded me of Ronnie's cookie catastrophe. Yes, it reminded me of that, too. But, you know, I have an update on that cookie catastrophe. Well, I don't really. So, the male people have been stealing things in my neighborhood. They're stealing things. I had a Christmas card that was delivered here that was open. They literally rip open the cards. And my meemaw, when she was still alive, God bless her, was sending me money on my birthday, like my little $25 or whatever. They were ripping open the envelope and stealing it out. And I only know this because

they were ripped and there was no money. And so I was like, well, that's weird. Who would do that? But then there's a whole Facebook group about what criminals, the male people are in my neighborhood and maybe they ate the cookies, maybe justice for Mia and I got the cookies and some fucking male person was eating them. And I saw him parked out in front of my house the other day eating his lunch on my lawn. Like he parked the car on my lawn because I'm a Texas. That's how we roll. Yeah. And he was just like sitting out there and I was like, I wonder if those are my cookies. That motherfucker, you know, almost went out there and gave him a piece of my mind. So possible justice for me. I don't know. That's what I think actually, um, that sounds actually like it was unfortunately probably what it

was to be honest. I think that's that really, if it's, if there's male theft happening in your neighborhood and then you never got this stuff from Mia, then that sounds, that's like, that's what happened. Maya. Sorry. We were just talking about a Mia and I switched into my Mia Mia mode. Mia Mia Mia Mia. It's hard to have a Mia and my and two different cookies and two different cookie controversies. You know, I will.

And someone's like, that's a federal offense. I fucking know it's a federal offense. And trust me, I'm like, do I call the feds over cookies? Because I'm like, do I call the feds over cookies? Because I'm tempted. So yeah, so anyways, the point is Melissa's cookies are not shipping. Now we know we talked about the cookies a little bit like, you know, is it too late to be doing a sprinkle cookie joke like a decade later? Okay, you know, do it. We talked about Bethany loving the cookies. You know, Bethany did a review where she's like, love them, they're great, they're great. Mm, great.

So she loved them, but apparently they're not shipping out. Melissa's like, they're not shipping because of the box. Melissa, nobody gives a fuck about a sprinkle cookie after Christmas, get your cookies out. That's a lie. I'll take a sprinkle cookie any time of the year. Just rebrand it as like a Arbor Day cookie, or I don't know.

An Arbor Day cookie, national day of morning cookie. That's coming up on the ninth. Jimmy Carter died. It's the gay pride coming up. Yeah. Okay, so that's a little sprinkle. What, go ahead. Sprinkle controversy.

I was gonna say, maybe if you report your USPS mail person to the authorities and they get sent to federal jail, you know who they may run into there? Who? Peter's brew. Peter's brew. Peter's brew. Yeah. Peter Thomas, he's off to jail.

So Peter Thomas, the former husband of Real Housewives of Atlanta star Cynthia Bailey, has been sentenced to 18 months in federal prison. That's where they send mail people, mail, cookie robbers from the mail after pleading guilty to tax fraud. Well, color me gobsmacked. I never would have thought Peter Thomas wouldn't pay his taxes. What a shock. This guy seems like an upstanding businessman, entrepreneur, person with wealth that is definitely existing in his bank accounts. How could he just not pay his taxes?

I think the government should reopen this case and see that they are prosecuting an innocent man. I am so proud that Cynthia got away from him so quickly. Aren't you? I mean, granted, that's just her style. She gets away from them all really quickly. Cynthia doesn't put up with shit. I'll tell you that. Well, she does. She gets with horrible people. And I think she has a breakup kink where she gets with horrible people on purpose. So she gets that like empowerment moment of breaking up with them. Yeah. You know what? She needed to break up with him one year earlier so we didn't have to sit and watch her give him a massage, oil massage. That was not pleasant. But other

than that, yes, no notes. So yeah, he's going, he has to pay $2.5 million in restitution to the IRS. So I guess it's a good thing he and Wendy didn't open up that restaurant because that might have taken a hit. Oh my gosh, fucking Peter. I wanted to talk about something that just happened because you know it is award season and a lot of just the best music and the best movies, the best shows, like some show won the Golden Globe. Adrian Brody apparently won a ton of Golden Globes

for his show called something or something. The Brutalists. And was it? The Brutalists, it's a three hour and 15 minute movie. Oh, okay. And it came out on December 20th, you know? It's like, it thinks that when awards, I don't even have a chance to know what the fuck they are.

I was like, what? Because they come out so late. I'm doing that to say that that's what happened in this piece of art. This is a new song. It is just so fucking good. It's gonna win all of the Grammys. Sorry, Beyonce.

Sorry, that blonde girl who sings fun songs that people really like right now. What's her name? You know which one I mean? Really sexy little pint sized blonde girl. Turn it in. She's really simple. Yeah, her.

This is a new artist. I wanna play you her latest single that she dropped right before the holidays. This is a lady named Teresa Judais. Let's listen to her song. ["Happiness I Am"] Happy times. Now you can rescue me. I'm singing along with her now. If you were mine. The best part is she just sings all of that.

She sings it. I'm surprised she gets all those lyrics. And then when it gets to the chorus, Cherish the day, she flubs the lyrics. She goes, there's the day. I'm like, you couldn't get the lyrics of the chorus. You knew everything else, Teresa. How could you do that to my queen? My queen Sade, who is celebrating a birthday in less than 10 days, you are going to sing

along to her that way? You know what? Never changed, Teresa. That was amazing. And I tell you, I died watching that. There's Teresa sitting on her couch, I guess. She's just filming the TV, singing. I don't know.

It's not karaoke, because Sade is singing. But she's just watching the video singing. I don't know. It's not karaoke, because Sade is singing. It's just watching the video. But she's just watching the video singing along on Instagram. I have watched that 30,000 times. I mean, it's been such a good year for just great videos coming out of Bravo. Just this week, we're talking about Jen Aiden's video at Jersey Mikes, Teresa's musical video, Karen's DUI video. We had Shannon's video running into the house.

I mean, it's been a great year of home videos for Real Housewives. It has been. I just, first of all, I'm like shocked that Teresa knows Sade beyond Smooth Operator. Like that's wild to me. That she knows that she's at the Cherish the Day level. Like that.

I wanna sing all together. If you was mine. Bink, bink, bink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink,

blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink It was amazing. You know, back when we started this show was when Beverly Hills started airing. That was the first Housewives show I ever recapped in written form over at TVgasm and

later Trash Talk TV. And had so much fun doing that. I was like, I found my calling. Just making fun of stupid people on TV. This is what I want to do the rest of my life. And it looks like it's going to be true, especially if I die in the next few weeks. But I've had so much fun doing this. And I remember when we first,

when Dorit first came on the show and we were talking about them. And I said, I cannot wait for these two to go broke. It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen on the show. We are gonna get to see the demise of these two fucking criminals. Cause you can tell, you can just tell

that they are the shadiest, lyingest, most fucking criminalist couple in the world, and they are going down. And this was what, eight years ago or something. Now, listen, I'm not saying this to say like, I'm so psychic or whatever. I'm just saying it because it's happening now. And I'm so sad about it. I cannot believe it. I love to read like I literally love to read. I even kind of like PK. And I'm sad to see it happening.

Have you heard all the new stuff that's coming out about these two? No, I haven't heard a single thing. I didn't know it was more than just the usual noise about them. It's getting bad. Dureton PK Kemsley officially declare bankruptcy and lose $7.5 million mansion

due to 1.3 million tax debt. It's strange living in a luxury hotel life on the verge of collapse. So it is not looking good for these two. We knew it's going down, but it is going down ugly. And I cannot imagine it getting any better. I mean, what is he even doing at this point? He's been living in, I think, the Beverly Hills Hotel, not paying his bills, allegedly, that's what we hear from old queens in bars. Why are you doing that? If you don't have money,

why are you staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel? Come on, there's Marriott's. Like, that's so expensive. Like, do like a low key, have like a low key place where you live, and then you can like meet people in the lobby of the Beverly Hills Hotel, but come on, save some coins.

Yeah, one of the comments on Reddit from Spark Mental Butt, I love you Reddit, says they may be homeless, but they won't be toothless. So there you go. Now I read this on Reddit. Now this is not, I don't even see where this source is. Let me see. Does it open? I don't even see what the source is. Maybe it's not true. It's probably, you know, it's Kyle Richards. But I saw this and I was like, oh my God, it's starting.

And I was like, I'm not ready for it to start yet. I've started liking them. At Nurse Dory says, hmm, I heard they run out of money. At Nurse Dory loves Halloween says, rumor has it that no one on the cast likes to read. Hmm. Oh, well, rumor has it that Jamie Lee Curtis hates to read. Gosh, I wonder who leaked it. Little Kyle, Kyle, Kyle Richards. So PK went and did an interview where he's talking about, oh, you know, it's just so sad to treat me like this and saying all these things on the air because, you know, she's talking about how my bankruptcy hurt her or, you know, my thing with the Bellagio hurt her.

Well, guess what? That happened years before, Dorit. Yeah, you jackass, but she still had to deal with all the repercussions of it on national TV. You know, that guy's such a pig, but I even like him. I don't even want to see him go down like this. Yeah. Well-

Is it weird? Why do I like him? This is what normalcy does. When you get used to things, this is why you shouldn't hang out with bad people and you turn into them. You just, it normalizes it, you know? I'm like, I totally loved her eating PK now.

They're good kids. People have really forgotten what their first season was like people hated PK like they yeah He gave him the depths of their soul because he was out there talking about Erica's panties obsessively every single week So now people are like, you know PK is alright Like no PK is PK went and spent half the year last year in London, avoiding his wife who was going through legitimate trauma. So I think that's pretty shitty.

Yes, but as Texas Girl points out, he's a full blown alcoholic. Oh, boy. Yeah, he can't be held accountable. Yeah, so that saddish It's not that much. Yeah. So that's saddish. It's not that much. That's saddish stuff. And I guess we should end with this little story, which I just found so funny. Whitney Rose is still selling Alibaba jewelry and it looks like she's even using the same

pics as Alibaba. This is from the Real Housewives of SLC subreddit. And someone went to her site for Prism and looked up a pair of earrings, the Claudia earrings, and then did an image search and found the exact same earrings and the same pictures on Alibaba. Who gave you that information? Who? Who told you that? It's lies. The commenter Texden wrote, I went to the prism website for the first time.

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Go hug a tree, Whitney. The Alibaba to prison pipeline is real. Well, this brings us to the end of the us portion of this. Now we end this audio version. So everybody who's with us on audio, thank you. We'll be back in two weeks and we'll see you then. Bye. Watch what crap ends would like to thank its premium sponsors.

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