Watch What Crappens - #2678 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E13: Drag Her!

Episode Date: January 7, 2025

On Below Deck Sailing Yacht, when Danni has an audacious confrontation with Daisy, we know it’s not going to end well.  And it doesn’t!  Then drag queens Detox and Lola LaCroix come on board, striking fear in the heart of every croqueta in Ibiza. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watch Your Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today here on the Yacht of Life, Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Well, hello, how are you? You know, in luxury experience, I expect more. I would appreciate it if women could be as kind as men.

Welcome to this episode of Below Deck Sailing. Oh my God, what a bunch of dopes. Yeah, nice big fun episode today of Below Deck Sailing that we're going to recap in a moment. Before we dive into that, in case you missed the newsflash yesterday, the voting is officially open for the 2025 crappies happening on February 1st in New York city. Get your tickets. Actually most of the theater is sold out. Actually most of it sold out, which is really cool. Thanks to everyone for buying tickets. Um, again,

go to watch what happens.com to get your tickets. That's also where you'll find the ballot. We've got a lot of really fun categories, really, really fun. So thanks to everyone who's already voted and you know, go and send it to your friends, send it to anyone you know, who loves Bravo. Cause honestly, it's just like fun. It's just like fun to do the ballot. So, uh, that's going on, hang out with us on Patreon. Really excited because Traders comes back this week.

We have done a two part cast breakdown for the Traders on our bonus episodes. Part one went up yesterday. Part two is going to go up, I think on Thursday. And then, uh, what we're going to do is we're going to recap the Traders sort of the way we did love love Island over the summer. And we're going to do is we're going to recap the traders. So the way we did love love Island over the summer. And we're so, so thrilled because that's like honestly one of my favorite shows of the year. So can't wait to get back into that.

And you know, we got tons of other bonus episodes and crap is on demand. You can watch us, you can watch Ronnie's back back home in Texas. So there'll probably be a Bueller cameo coming up soon. He's been drinking a smoothie today. So you might see that cut very healthy guys. Got to get them vitamins in for 2025. Get the vitamins in. Okay. So we're just really amped. It's like a really fun week.

So much good stuff on Bravo and on Peacock right now. And I'm just, I'm just excited for the crappies. I'm not going to lie. We know what's going on behind the scenes. We are keeping a lot of it as a surprise and we're just like, um, we're excited. It's gonna be a good one. Also, um, we're doing San Francisco and San Diego first. We're going to be doing those in just a couple of weeks. We're so excited. Go get tickets, watch what crap is.com and then following the crappies that week. I mean, right after that, we're going to be in Denver and Salt Lake City.

Okay. so come. Also you've been asking about Southern Hospitality. We are recording it right after this episode, so it will be up probably later today or tomorrow morning. And normally going forward, that show will come out on Monday afternoons. Okay, so that's when that one's coming out, guys. Great show. Watch it. Let's get into below deck selling yacht,

season five, episode 13, mid strife crisis. This is a great episode, I just wanna say. I mean, not of our show, but of below deck. I mean, ours maybe will be great, who knows? It's gonna be one of the greatest all time episodes of Watch What Crappens Ever. Guys, for three minutes and 31 seconds in, and I can tell you right now,

this episode of Crapp-Uns is great. This is already the best episode. So good. Previously, the guests are meeting with Captain Glenn prior to their departure to register their dismay. So this Lady Jillian, she's miserable, and all her friends are miserable, and they've come on the boat to be miserable,

and now they're mad that people have reacted to them being miserable. Now she sort of has a point here because honestly if you're on a seven star yacht no matter how miserable you are you still need the staff to be like yes whatever you need whatever you need smile smile smile. Unfortunately they confused getting onto a seven star yacht with this floating you know heap of garbage that's about to sink any second. Trash box.

Fucking sardine can, you know, with a cigarette butt asht out in it just kind of, you know, floating along the sea. You know, and I get it, you know, when you're in a luxury experience, you want to be treated like the 1%. Unfortunately, you're not the 1%. And we know this because you're a one day charter. You're one day charter people. So you can drop the fucking attitude. And you know what I can say as a person who's been in service

my whole fucking life, not the service, you know, God bless you America, service people, but I mean the service industry. And let me tell you, we get sick of people like this real fast and it is part of our job to not let them know how much we hate them. But sometimes that mask slips a little. Now, I don't think that it really did.

I mean, I think that everybody was pretty nice to them, you know, considering. I don't think that anybody really reacted. And they even said it. So here's the scene. We've got Shari and her friend Jillian down there telling Captain Glenn how much everything sucked. And Jillian saying,

when you come for this level of luxury, you want what you pay for, which is 50% discounted, you know, crap drinks. First of all. You basically are getting a cheeseburger. Yeah, you're getting, what you paid for is half price. So let's not bring how much you paid into this one day charter person, okay?

And she said, I feel like the guys went over and beyond to kind of help us have a good time, but the girls were all really friendly. But some of the things that came up is that they weren't attentive. They weren't as attentive as the guys. Bullshit. The guys didn't have to bring you drinks. The guys didn't have to listen to you diss them over and over again while you complained and complained

and acted like serving you an apparel spritz, which you asked for was a sin against nature. Okay. Yes. Also Diana can't help it that she has, you know, resting bitch face. Okay. That's just like, she's been through a lot. She's had to, she's had to stew on like an oligarch's yacht. She's, it's rough. And people, this week, people are like,

you guys know that she's Portuguese, not Russian, right? We're like, yes. But we also feel like she's Russian. She has Russian energy. We feel like really takes enough pride in being in that community now from working for Putin for so long on the yachts or whatever. And listen, she doesn't have resting bitch face. I don't think that's even a nice thing to say about her. She has resting. I worked for Putin for a long time. Yeah. Yes. Which is like, you can fuck with me,

but I can have you killed if I get Putin in the right mood. Yeah. She has Putin proximity privilege. She's like, I'll still work. I'll still be in the service industry. I'll be at the low end of the ladder, but I can have you murdered by the time. Yeah. I can say like, instead of my Christmas bonus, can you murder these assholes, you know, who remained to me on the yacht. So then they're like, then Shari is like, well, yeah, you know, she thought the girls were friendly, but they were just friendly in front of us. But then as soon as they turned around, they were just rolling their eyes. Well, you can't get mad at me for what I do when I turn my back. I mean, what the hell? Isn't that part of freedom of speech that I can turn my back and

roll my eyes at your stupid ass? You're lucky they didn't do it to your face. Frankly, I think this cast deserves a Medal of Honor for not doing it to your face. The fact that they did it behind your back, they deserve a Tony Award. Well, I'm very, very sorry for that because that should never happen. Obviously, we dropped the ball here. Could I offer you as compensation a 45 minute lecture about life in a cave, growing up, spending time being near nurses, et cetera? Cut to a black and white picture of him with an Afro in the seventies.

And so Shari's like, you were great though. You made up for everything. He's like, oh, thank you. And I appreciate you saying that. And that's very nice, but you know, we're a team. So, you know, oh, thank you, and I appreciate you saying that and that's very nice But you know, we're a team so, you know, if one person falls we all fall We're like dominoes like the pizza got the nurses love pizza. Geez. I wish we could have had that delivered in the cave I'd be married by now. What were we talking about?

And by the way, in case you haven't seen the season trailer, we do fall quite a bit. It's kind of hilarious For about ten more minutes, you'll get to see the cabinet door open so Gary's like what's going on in there I'm feeling quite uneasy and then it's like it's taking too long and Daisy's like oh I think I'm gonna be so yeah and Chloe's like what could they be complaining about? Just like they had a seven star meal last night of wedge salad and cheesy, cheesy oysters and crab cakes and mac and cheese and more mac and cheese and more mac and cheese and lasagna. Poor Daisy, chicken fingers. Poor Daisy just thinks it spilled champagne. Girl, no, they are ragging your whole existence in there. They're like, take out the trash. Her name is Daisy. So now the guests come out and it's awkward. Daisy's like, oh, they were complaining. We knew it. I can see it on their face. Look at their complaining face. And Shari is like, thanks everyone.

There were just a few little hiccups. We felt a little tension between some of the girls. Hopefully we didn't work you too much. Yeah, you did. And you felt it, you didn't see it. So get the fuck out of here with your non-complaint, okay? I deserve employee of the month for you not seeing me roll my fucking eyes.

I also love this move by Shari. She's like, yeah, we all just felt a little frustration a little bit towards us. And then she turns to her friend, Jillian, and goes, um, and what else? Like you take it from here. You know, I'm not the only one going down looking like a bitch on TV. And so Jillian's like, oh, okay. Well, I was trying not to confront these people to their faces, but, um, I think the main thing was I feel like the guys did such a great job of making us try to be happy and just a few hiccups that we already shared with you and can share with your crew, so. He's like, I'm passing this to Glenn.

He can fucking do it. This isn't my job. But this is giving me notes of like, good dad, bad mom type thing where the dad is always a good guy because he works all day, nobody ever sees him. He comes home, and this is like an old style family. Cause I know what I'm saying sounds like sexist

and from the fifties, but I'm old. And so, you know, it's like my dad always got away with everything cause he was always at work. And then my mom had to discipline me in the day. So my mom was always the bitch and my dad's, you know, like the hero because he just takes this out for pizza. That's all he has to do, you know? And that's giving me a little bit of this like, Oh, the guys get away scot-free because all they have to do is really walk around and like flex their glutes at you a little bit. And the girls are the ones who have to

deal with you bossing them around all day. That's not fair. No, this has always been an issue with this show because the guys admittedly like the safety of the boat is in their hands, but like I don't feel like they are necessarily, um, they're not as consumer facing, customer facing, client facing as the women are. And the women have to be like sort of flawless all day long. Whereas the guys can goof off. They can smoke cigarettes over here or there, you know, dock the boat, get the toys out, make sure no one drowns. That's, you know, that's, that's good.

That's an important thing. Not nothing. The guys do work, but like, then they're always like, Oh my God, we did so much work. And meanwhile, the students are doing at the same amount of work, if not more, the whole day long, you know, comes dinner time, the guys are all just sitting around all the time. They're just loafing around down in the, in the, in the mess. And the, and the girls are always running around like crazy. So yeah,

I think you're totally right. I love that. Yeah. It's my favorite. It's a great episode of a bunch of crap. And it's a great episode of Ronnie. I think you're right. So it was my favorite thing to hear. Right. It's, you know, it's a few far between, but god, I just love to hear it. Okay, so Glenn's like, guys, that was a tough one. Wasn't our easiest charrer.

We'll chat about it and come up with solutions. But for now, let's get everyone changed. And so Daisy's like, oh, god. Oh, Josh. Hey, I'm also not going to take it when you're giving us so much hostility and we're working all these hours. I'm going to talk to Glenn when you're giving us so much hostility and we're working all these hours I'm gonna talk to Glen. We're gonna work on this and Keith is like I think you did a great job Not that I was there for any of it Yeah, by the way note that Glen did not give these ladies a

Horn goodbye. He was he did not go rushing into give up You're right. He didn't give him a... Wait a minute, wait a minute, hold for it, hold for it. They definitely also would not have liked it. Shari would have been like, why are they honking at us? That's kind of rude. I feel like that's a lot of hostility. We're taking some of that tip back.

Yeah, Shari would have been like, that was probably one of the girls. Get him. Well, I was very happy with the charter. They said us guys did great, so thank you so much for your hard work, everyone." And Daisy, meanwhile, is like, I don't want any guests to walk away feeling like they had an experience like that.

That's why I'm not here. I'm here to hi-yacht my underlings, and I certainly didn't want them to feel like we didn't like them. I just wanted them to feel like we didn't enjoy them or want to be around them. But perhaps we would like them. I just wanted them to feel like we didn't enjoy them or want to be around them. But perhaps we would like them in some way. Like, you know, she has like a nice shoe or the size of her pocket seems good and comfortable for putting keys in, you know, things like that.

I certainly don't want to feel like people. I don't want people to feel like I don't like them, but frankly, I don't. I've had this problem many, many times. I mean, you know how many times Daisy's had this problem in her life where people are like, I feel like Daisy hates me all the time. You know, let a woman live. The only person. It's called our personality. I mean, Jesus.

Yeah, by the way, there's literally no chiefs do we've ever seen on this show who's been able to hide their disdain. I mean, from Hannah, the way Hannah would flare her eyes at a charter guest she hated, or the way Kate would be like, um, okay, so are you idiots done with your meal yet? Oh, sorry, did I just say that out loud?

So did you, oh, I can see you're all still living after your meal. I was actually creatively visualizing you choking on your chicken bones. Here we are, so clear news. Even Asha last season clapped back at someone she didn't like. Remember the person was like,

um, this is, this knife is a butter knife. Actually, it's a fish knife, you fucking idiot, get off my boat. Unfortunately, an education in fine dining isn't on the menu for you, dear. I live in a van and I steal know more about luxury than you do. Get off my boat. Yeah, I have to say too, I don't have to say I don't know why I keep

saying I have to say I have to say guys. But I will say I don't like that either. I'll try on different things. But for now, I'm gonna say that Daisy did a very good job in this episode, because they really did ram Daisy. This, I mean, Daisy really got it from all sides. And Daisy's very thin-skinned, you know? A long time ago, someone said, do you listen to crappens on one of her Instagram lives? She goes, oh God, they hate me.

No, we don't, we absolutely don't. But she's very thin-skinned, you know, she can't listen to a lot of this and I don't blame her. I'm thin-skinned too. I'll cry at the drop of a hat if someone talks shit about me. And don't do it in comments just to see if it's true because I will cry. And she handled all of this really well. I mean, I think that a lot of people would have been like, fuck those bitches in their testimonial or whatever, confessional. But she was like, no, you know, at the end of the day, it's my job not to let them see how much I hate them and I failed, so I feel bad, you know? I like love Daisy and I feel guilt

that we did not put her on the ballot for Bravo Liberty of the year. I'm gonna say that right now, I feel guilt. Like I kind of wanna go in. I kind of wanna go into the ballot right now and just add her in. Do it, add her in. I'm gonna do it right now.

Well, not right now, I mean after work, but yeah. I can do it. I can do it while we're podcasting. I'm very crafty. Yeah, do it. Okay, so interior goes down to change and Danny pulls Daisy to chat. Now we know that Danny has just been told,

we've just been reminded in the last week on blow up that selling selling god damn it Gary. We saw in those clips where Daisy told her, told Danny basically, if you've got time for peeing, you've got time to clean. Now get off fucking, get off fucking chase and go do some cleaning. Right? So now let's watch how Danny turns this around to be Daisy's a monster. Cause God forbid anybody tells Danny something like this, you know, we've all known children like this or we've been children like this. Hi, hi everybody. Hi mom and dad. Um, so we see it coming from a mile off and she does not disappoint. What a dick. Yeah. Well, and also Danny has been mad at Daisy ever since Daisy, uh,

like clap back at her and said that Danny was not being nice when she was talking shit about Keith. So Danny is like, Daisy, I'm personally like losing my passion and motivation. And I'm not speaking on behalf of Diana, but you'll be on your phone sometimes. And then you'll come up and then you'll just like shoot at us for something. And I'm just like, so confused. Daisy's like, at us for something. And I'm just like, so confused. Daisy's like, Hi, I shouted you. Yes.

I, I shouted you. I shouted you. Yes. Who do you think you are saying I shouted at you? I speak in a very calm tone at all times. Well, that's what I was expecting, but she surprised me. So she's like, well, sometimes you do.

She goes, oh, oh. And she says, well, or like you'll snap at us, or you'll snap at me in particular. And she's like, well, sometimes you do. She goes, oh, oh. And she says, well, or like you'll snap at us or you'll snap at me in particular. And she's like, oh, I'll snap at you in particular. And she's like, well, yeah, sometimes, you know. And then like, you know, I don't feel like we're always as a group performing at a hole to our peak because of it, you know, because sometimes we're lacking.

Like we have no fucking clue what's going on and things have gone a bit smoother. And yes, because we've taken initiative and we've done stuff because now we know the program. This is all such bullshit. I don't know how she doesn't grab her by the hair and throw her off the side of the boat because this is bullshit. She tells you what to do. That's your problem with her.

Whenever she tells you something to do, you get upset with her and want to go cry about it. Yeah. But you cannot say that you are taking initiative when she is the ones who's catching you flirting time and time again, you're sitting there chatting to chase and whatever piece of Dick is floating by on a raft instead of doing your work. And then you're not trying to get ahead. You're trying to get head. Yes. Yes. And by the way, try to get that head, but do it after you clean the head.

Yeah, get that head, you know, after work or, well, I mean, get it at work too. It's kind of like what Daisy's in trouble for. Do it at work if you can, but don't get caught, okay? We've all been. Exactly. Hi, John's Pizza. By the way, just, oh, I just added Daisy to the ballot. She's officially now in the running to be,

although she's at a disadvantage because it's already been a day of voting, so you know. Well, that's great. You just confessed to that guilt and I just confessed to giving blowies at John's Pizza when I worked there. Paperonium, I want. Oh, the good old days, guys.

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Which is funny when people say that. Maybe I'm direct. I mean, I can only make someone care so much. You have to want to care for yourself. And as far as I can tell, by the way you carry yourself on this boat, you don't care about anything, get to work. How about that for initiative?

Sorry about that. I'm a little direct right now. Guys, I've been getting really super artistically inclined lately, and listening to culture. And so I was listening to Sabrina Carpenter's song, because it was being broken down on that podcast song, Exploder, which is so good. Anyway, I was listening to it, and they were talking

about the meaning of stuff. And she has this lyric, and I'm not quoting it directly, because I didn't write it down, but it's something like, if you don't want to cry to my music, don't make me hate you prolifically. And that's just like so beautiful. And I think that's what Daisy sings right now. Like, if you don't want me to be direct with you, don't be stupid.

If you don't want me calling you stupid, don't be stupid. Mm hmm. Yeah. Mm hmm. Be better. How about that? Which came first, the chicken, the egg, or the stupid person? Who didn't want to be called stupid by a chicken or an egg, okay? Stupid people. You don't want to be called stupid, stop being stupid, stupid.

This was really watching her say this, watching this idiot, this spoiled brat who's been slacking all season, who cried because she couldn't put, like, a doily where she wanted to on a tablescape. Tablescape for my art form. To sit here and do that, have this moment was hilarious. And again, I've said this before, like a real, I do feel a real privilege in what being able to watch these shows with Dom, because watching Dom react, because you know, Dom as a choreographer, he's like in charge of people, you know, like he has,

he has to order people around. And so he's like, he's like in charge of people, you know, like he has, he has to order people around. And so he's like, he's like a dancing Daisy. He has to be like the Daisy of like a people, dancers. Yeah. And it's just so funny what the way he just can roll his eyes at these people. I'm like, it's a, I feel really privileged just to watch someone just be so utterly disgusted by someone's work ethic on these shows more than one.

As a choreographer, especially his level, he's in a position where people are working so hard for their passion. Like they have passion, they come with passion and passion doesn't win you anything. And that's most people in his business are like, but I have so much passion. How could you think that I'm not good enough? And it's like, your passion doesn't even count here, you know? And then this, here comes this girl like, I need you to give me some passion. That's not how passion works.

You did shit. Nobody's going to, nobody's going to be able to inspire you about being excited to clean shit off a seat. That's just not how life works. You can complain about your boss, not creating like a good work environment. And you can talk about how your motivation is low cause your boss sucks. That's fair, but you can't expect your boss. Like ultimately it has to come from you. And honestly, a lot of times my experience has been that if you are just, if you like buck up and you're like a really good worker,

your boss usually responds that and if they don't, then they are really a piece of shit. But in this case, Danny is not like you cannot tell me that Danny, you know, just flirting with Chase in the in the wheelhouse. That is just not going to be the thing that's ever going to get your boss happy with what you do. Yeah, it's no one's job to make you fucking want to be there, you know. So then Danny's like, it's just how old to care when it just feels like you don't.

Oh, hell no. That's when I heard all the chairs in the saloons scrape against the floor as they backed up, you know? And Daisy's like, well, I'm sorry that I give off the vibe that I don't want to be. And then her Popeye eye is like almost completely closed. She's got one eye like completely like this, like cock-eyed. It's like, I think I'm a very pleasant crew member. Ha ha ha.

And Danny's like, well, I'm not having a go. No, no, no, absolutely not. I'm just a bit, I'm a bit blindsided. And I mean, obviously I'm going to have to go and reevaluate how I can create passion in what you're doing. Here, let me think about it. Get to cleaning.

Here, was that enough passion for you? When she walked past her, I died. She's like, let me go think how I can create passion for you. Okay. And then she gives her this big creepy smile and then pats her on the leg like, got it. And I was like, oh no, Daisy is going to go fucking crazy on this girl. Daisy is going to find a way to make this girl's life a living hell. And I was wrong, thank God.

But I was like, oh my God, this does not look good for this poor young girl. If this girl thinks that she's set her peace and it's gonna be over, she's sadly mistaken. So Daisy's like, she's a fucking billboard for Gen Z. She thinks that I'm her equal. I'm absolutely not her equal. I'm her superior in every way. You're a 23 year old who knows absolutely fucking nothing.

Sit there, shut up, and learn from it. And then Danny's like, well, her head spice is very different. It's millennial. It's like they tried to rub it on our face. Like they're so much older and wiser. This is so funny being so old and listening to these children.

Because, you know, we've had these fights a decade ago and it was the exers versus the millennials. It was the sameers versus the Millennials It was the same thing the Millennials were like you need to inspire us to do work and the X the X's were like Yeah, well, we're tough and hardening we can make dinner out of a matchstick and have garbage tied from a trash bag You know like we weren't known for being the laziest fuckers in the world during our age Don't you remember reality bites with Ben Stiller and Jeanine Garofalo? Like what like shitheads we were and how we were like the laziest fuckers in the world. During our age, don't you remember reality bites with Ben Stiller and Janine Garofalo and what like shit heads we were

and how we were like the laziest do nothing generation? That's just how it is. The young people hate the old people. The old people hate the young people. God, it just feels so good to watch it. What was so funny to me is that like, we lived through the anti-millennial phase. We lived through those where it's like,

oh my God, that's so millennial. Oh, millennial pink. Oh my God. Millennials are so bad. But what was funny is that like all the hate for millennials came from older people doing the typical thing that you talked about, which is like old, older people punching down on the younger people. So it's kind of funny to me to hear a younger person getting mad at a millennial, like almost with the same energy as being like, okay, boomer. I'm like, Ooh,

that's weird to think of millennials being in a position where they're like the old folks. Like to me, millennials are still like to say like millennials to me, I still like 22 years old, but they're all like 37, 40. I mean, it doesn't make any sense. How did millennials get to be mid to upper thirties? Like we're old bitches. Look at your ball sack. That's how it happened. Look at your ball sack. How did it get so low? How is it even doing that? I didn't even know there was that much skin there. Sometimes I'm like,

where are you going? Are you carrying a jug of water to a small village? Who are you even? I don't have to look at my ball sack cause I can just look at Gary. So Glenn is like, Gary, the world's ball sack. Just watching it drop year by year. He's like a sundial and ball sack shape. So then Glenn comes, so she's just, of course, wrecked by this whole Danny thing, you know?

So she's about to, her head's about to fucking pop off and or cry, she goes to the bathroom, right? So then, which we all know means you're gonna cry or you're gonna fuck somebody. Or take a giant poop if you're Gary, if you go to that bathroom and they get you on camera. So then she goes in there, but then Glenn comes and he's like, Daisy Daisy can I have a chat?

So she comes out to chat with him and he's like guys, you know, listen Daisy I had a chat with them and they just felt a little like the service wasn't up to the level that they should expect on a Super yacht. Can we play the song? It's a super, he's a Mickey Yacht. It's a Mickey Yacht. It's a Mickey Yacht. Daisy is like, well, there was such a bad vibe. How do I take full responsibility for that? I mean, I felt like I always had my manners. I think I tried to start conversation

and I laughed in their face when I spilled three bottles, three glasses of champagne on the primaries lap. I thought that was charming, but the looks I was getting, a conversation if I tried to start it, it was like stonewalling. And I got to a point where I was like, I don't know, I don't want to be around them.

Like, well, when was that point? I don't know, about three minutes into the charter. Well, is there anybody that you do want to be around? No. Great. Well, at least you're consistent. Okay, so you get points for that. So you know, you set the tone for your apartment. So how can we come up with a way that if we get the exact same mood from the next guest, but this time with really

terrible wigs and tons of makeup, what can we do different? She's like, Oh my God, this fucking day. Now you're telling me it's coming back but in heels. So she pulls an Emma and she's like, I gotta get out of here. So she like, she's like, okay, go get, no, don't get yourself upset.

No, it's not you, Glen. I'll be back. Oh, fuck me, this fucking day, I'll be back. Which by the way, that's now that would be great if the Terminator said that instead of like, I'll be back. It's like, it's not you. You know what? Fuck me this fucking day. I will be back. Can't fucking take this right now. Fucking millennials. I'll be back. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. Oh, fuck you. Fuck me this fucking day. I'll be back. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.

Oh fuck you, fuck me, that's fucking the I'll be back. And you know her temper is like she's gonna cry and scream and everything. So she does the best thing, she walks away and he's like don't get yourself upset. But she leaves and he's like okay take a moment and come back I'll just be here waiting. And then he crosses his legs and sits on the bed like I'm literally gonna sit here and wait. I have nothing better to do. I will almost crash this boat in about 30 minutes, but for now I'm sitting on this bed.

Just pretend this room is a cave. So Danny is so then Danny, the Daisy walks up there with this year and Danny's like, well, I told Daisy that I think she's unmotivated and not passionate and doesn't give a fuck. And Diana's like, you'll said that. She's like, yeah. I mean, what am I supposed to do? Diana? I'll tell you what you're supposed to do. Your job. You're supposed to sweep and not supposed to sass your boss and say that she doesn't give direction and she doesn't seem to be in it. And she's not inspiring enough passion for you. How about you shammy?

Yeah. You got time to weep. you got time to sweep, lame ass. You got time to complain, you got time to explain why you're not cleaning. Yeah. Yeah, and I always say it's very hard work for somebody that doesn't give a fuck. She's doing that thing where she's like a badass cause she told off the boss. So she's like going to go brag to everyone that she'd like told off

the boss, but it just makes her look so pathetic. I think. So Vianna's like, well, work-wise, she's not the worst she's stood because she's actually like, she's comprehensive and stuff. She's like, well, I've not seen that all. So kudos to you for noticing that, but I've not seen that. Now I look like a fucking bitch. So she's going to shit on me and make my life a fucking hell. Yeah. She's your boss. What do you expect her to do? You just told your boss that she doesn't really know what she's doing and her head's not in the game. What do you think your boss is going to do? You just said, Hey boss, you always are yelling at me. So do you, what do you think think your boss is gonna do? Not yell at you?

She's gonna yell at you times too. Idiot. Idiot, but also this is another reason I was really proud of Daisy, because this is probably what a lot of people would have done, was make her life a living hell. And I think Daisy was tempted to. But Daisy's smart enough to see what this idiot's doing,

which is manipulate her into looking like a bad boss in front of everybody else and getting revenge and doing all that stuff so that this girl would have a complaint so she could go to HR or whoever and at the very worst get a payment of some kind, some kind of settlement of some kind for complaining and at best just make her look fucking stupid and ruin her reputation in the industry. Because God forbid she told this girl to stop making out instead of cleaning, you know? I know.

And it's like, she knows. She just knows that that's what she's going to do. And she doesn't play into it even though she wants to punch her in the fucking face. So Danny goes, hmm, this is like, say mind gamey. I don't do mind games. It's just like facts. Like you literally have been doing mind games since you've gotten on here. So Diana tells us, on my last boat, we would get punished by our chiefs too if we left a little bit of dust here or like you forgot to take this bag out. Have you ever been stuck in a closet

with nothing but frozen borscht on every shelf? It's horrifying. I thought Siberia was a saying until I left underwear on the floor one time. She made me shower in goulash. Which I know is a good idea. So she's like, I love Daisy. Yeah, Diana's like, I haven't lost a finger, so I love her.

I mean, this is great. Leave a speck of poop on Putin's toilet and see how that works out for you. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So Daisy comes back and she's like, I'm sorry for walking off. And Glenn's like, well, I'm sorry for just sitting in this bed, but god damn, it's comfortable. Okay, let's give, you know, let's talk. So, this is not about

chewing you out, Daisy. This is about the fact that I lived in a cave. Thank you for the shot of me with an Afro in the 70s. Well, it didn't go great in your department. I know you can do it. And I take that on board, realize that, hey, I can do better. Right? Yeah. It's like, okay, give me a hug. So Danny then upstairs is like, that was absolutely terrifying. What happened? Well, I was just telling Daisy, I think it's hard. It's hard to work for someone who doesn't care. And she was just like very condescending and said, I can't bring your passion back. So now Danny, who's like not about mind games or anything,

she is now quietly going around and launching a campaign against Daisy. She's like trying to find her allies and like, yeah, hit on the narrative. Right. And saying how terrifying Daisy is. And this girl's so stupid that she's going to go to Gary first, when she knows that Gary's totally in love with Daisy. But it's a double because Gary chose Daisy over her, so she was dumped that way. So she's going to keep trying to turn Daisy, I mean, sorry, keep trying to turn Gary, even

though she's already got Chase. She's just so fucking pathetic. And I have to remind myself, this girl is 23, you know? And so that I do think is part of it where you're just young, you know, she's doing like young stupid baby things. But listen, I chose not to have children for a reason. And at this point, I'm just like spank your children. Chase goes, well, all you can say is how you feel. And she's just going to be defensive. And Gary's like, yes, she's probably yes. Yes, of course she will be because she probably wasn't expecting that either.

And I don't want to say anymore because I feel bad for days. And so then he was like, okay, everyone, okay, come over here for the tip meeting. So they gather around and he's like, all right, everyone, another charter done. And then they just show a picture of him with his Afro. We, I don't even understand what prompted that. I didn't even say caves. Flash this up again. Okay, okay, I deserved that time.

All right, well the tip, you know, you can't expect other people, just because they're miserable doesn't mean we have to be miserable. We've got to give good service no matter what. Now here's our tip, $15,000, which is actually really good for a one day charter. And so everybody's like, wow, I can't believe it.

What a relief. Dr. Contessa remembers the cheapest tipper of the season. Cause hers was about 15 or 18, but it was like a three day charter, I think. Mish, ouch. I'm still mad at Contessa about that. And I've never really loved her on Married to Medicine anyway, as you know. I'm still mad at Contessa about that. And I've never really loved her on Married to Medicine

anyway, as you know. I'm still pissed they brought her back. But I watch Married to Medicine every week. And every time I see her, I'm like, just shut up, you fucking lame tipper. I will never forgive her. She can never do anything to get back in my good graces. I'm like, get her, Heavenly, get her.

I used to really like Contessa. She was one of my favorites in the beginning, but I don't know, she just really wore me out. No, she sucks now. So then- Honestly, watching Dr. Scott do his rap on the season premiere, wow. Yeah, there's no coming back from that.

Oh no. Okay, so- Okay, so, you know, they're all appreciative because, and Daisy's like, we weren't expecting that and they didn't get a good experience. And that was very generous. So we appreciate it there. Do I have a smile in my eyes? No. Well, I tried. God damn it. I need a moment. So then Chase and Cloyce are talking about going out tonight and, um, like

Cloyce, Chase is telling Cloyce to, woo Daisy with his dance moves. And Chase is like, I'm going to shave my nuts. See you in a minute. So then Daisy is making a drink with Keith and she's like, well, I've had a bit of a day. He's like, Oh really? It's like, yeah, I'm next on Danny's witch hunt.

She completely assassinated my character. He's like, yeah, well she assassinated my character. He's like, Yeah, well, she assassinated my character too. And I was saying to you, like, Am I the problem here? Well, she picked the wrong fucking person. I'm gonna get that bit so good. And he's like, got a boner. I've got a boner. All I see is a piece of toast coming out of your fly. That's it. That's the boner. Boss bitch Daisy, I'm so angry. I'll handle this one on the comma.

Hold on. All right, I'm coming out. Get over here, Danny. He's like, I'd like to have a good night because I have the best night when you're having a good night. So I hope that you have a good night. That's me. Good night, it's Keith. I've been in

Plays in high school. Well, I'm not going to let it ruin my night. So Chase and Danny show up and everything. So everyone goes to dinner and everything. I've got to stop doing Daisy because I'm getting legit cockeyed. I can feel my face. I'm going to have like a mini stroke bells palsy situation making that face. And it's going to get stuck like that. And that's going to be Don't blame me for it. It's not my fault that you don't have the passion to keep your face straight. I'm gonna walk around like this in life.

Well, look, Daisy's got three different guys pining after her. So maybe there's something to it. She does. She really does. She's got some kind of magic there. So let's see. So then Kois, you know, cause Daisy's still like,

that was the worst charge I've ever done. And Kois is like, I think you did an incredible job all things considered. She's like, you're very sweet little one. And he's like, I like the psychology of an older lady. Yeah. That's why I'm the best. I would kill him if he said that about me. He's like, yeah, so yeah, I'm a bit flirty with Daisy. When I was 17, I met a girl at the swing club. I can't, can we stop at the swing club? Her name was Lindy and she hopped. She was 23 at the time and we had a little thing

and eventually came down to the fact that she wanted to get married and ultimately it didn't like work out. But I remember on our first date, she had to like come to my house to pick me up and she was like, oh my God, this is legal. And I was like, not yet. So then Daisy is like, cheers to being better. She's talking, they're ordering drinks and food and stuff. And she goes, we're not perfect, everyone, we're human. And it's hard to be

self-aware and to know what your flaws are and then to hear them back. And you're like, yeah, I know my flaws. And it's kind of double edged because she could be talking about Danny too. So Danny, who's not winning this war, she's been trying to start a whisper campaign and it's not working. So then she's a little defensive and she's like, actually, I hate farting. I thought she was saying farting. She's like, I actually hate farting. But when somebody hits my feelings, disrespects my boundaries to say something hurtful, what did she say to hurt your feelings, disrespect your boundaries or that was hurtful to you? Not one. You cannot name one thing, ma'am. But the fact is that like, really, I listened to this like three times and the first two

times I really thought she said farting, not fighting. And when you hear this entire sentence, this entire paragraph as a, as a commentary about when and when she doesn't fart, it's pretty hilarious. I actually hate farting, but when someone hurts my feelings and disrespects my boundaries or says something hurtful, I will let you know about it, but I won't fart for the sake of farting. She disrespects her boundaries. She's farting on you. My farting is very intentional.

Like I'm making a statement about how I feel about you when I fart. And that's when that's when we know that she and Gary are definitely not compatible because she can only fart what she can only fart at you and you've hurt her feelings and Gary will just fart on you to show his love. You know, they have an incompatible fart love language. Yeah, they're they're not compatible.... They're not twin farts. But I will say that she says this thing about fighting. She's like, well, I hate fighting, da da da da. Like, you know, I'm not gonna fight

unless I'm not gonna fight for the sake of fighting. And it's just like silent. And Daisy goes, okay. And everyone just kind of ignores her because she's obviously trying to start a fight. And Daisy's like, okay. just kind of ignores her because she's obviously trying to start a fight and Daisy's like, okay. We then cut to Glenn in bed watching a telenovela.

Um, was he crying when he was watching? No, he was watching it and the guy's like, I can't be with you Maria because I am your brother and he goes, whoa! Ah! I can't believe I thought that he was crying, which I think is really sweet. That's funny. He might have been, it could have been all of the above.

That shit was hilarious, I was cracking up at those watching the telenovela. So, Gary is talking to Keith and asking him about what's up with Daisy. And Keith's like, I don't know. At first, he was more just like she was being a really good friend, but I think more recently, like the last charter, it evolved. I was going to ask you, Gary, because I know you guys have history, so I have musical theater history, you know? You can't get a man with a gun, is what I always say. So I value both of you a lot.

And that thing I want is to have a friendship out the window because I hook up with something like that. You know what I'm saying. I'm just gonna keep lifting my hands and my arms in question pose like I'm saying a question. Well, if you guys hook up, I won't feel bad about it. I'm all for it. I'm absolutely, really, really happy if you hook up with Daisy

My Daisy sweet as the summer breeze What was that? What were you saying? I'm sorry. I sort of fell into a fugue. See it there And we all know that this means Gary is going to go into full guilt mode with Daisy Like how could she let their relationship go like this? So now Cloyce is flirting with Daisy because she paid for dinner. And we all know Cloyce is a cheap ass because the only time he almost cried this chart at this whole season is when he had to pay the bill. So he loves a woman who pays for dinner. And he's like, so Daisy, this is at the club now.

He's like, Daisy, I just couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you. I just saw those kind of cataract eyes of yours, kind of bluish gray, just kind of looking off to the distance like you couldn't see anything, but then suddenly seeing me and thinking, is that a train? It turns me on.

Well, you know, you're very endearing and I wish I were more like you when I took criticism, you know, you're very endearing and I wish I were more like you when I took criticism, you know, dumb and American. And he's like, huh, huh, huh, huh. So your tiny dick little foul face. That was a good one. So then Keith outside, then some of them go outside and Keith is like, well, I'm very into you, Daisy.

Well, I will say that I like that you're into me. Oh, well, I feel like we have such a good with we've become such good friends. And then it evolved from there. Yes. And I like you too. I think you're the kind of person I've never met before. Like not fortune in my face and slurring your words and just being a disgusting scab of a human.

Sorry, Gary. No offense. I'll never fuck you. Uh, Gara, no offense. I'll never fuck ya. That's all I heard. And Keith is like, I'll take it. And to be honest with you, I'm very into you. You're a good vibe, you're fun. I wanna see you after this.

Well, I feel the same way. I really do. Enjoy your company. Are we done here? He's like, let's kiss. I'm like, how does Daisy win like this? I fucking love that Daisy is a chain smoking drunkard, you know, and she's got three dudes after her.

She's just fully making out with him with wine and cigarette breath. Good for you, Daisy. Daisy's my fucking hero after this episode. She is a hero, she really is. She's an international treasure. And I like them. Dare I make the pun?

I ship them. But I do actually like? I ship them, but I do. I want to, I mean, I'd like Keith, but Daisy, she needs somebody more exciting than Keith. I just, she looks like tired when she's with Keith. She looks like, I think, I think that I just am always happy when Daisy makes out with someone. I think, I think I was like, Oh my God, Daisy and Colin. That's so cute. I think I was like that last season and we Daisy and Colin, that's so cute. I think I was like that last season and we saw how that turned out.

So I just- Yeah. I just like when Daisy- She just comes to life when she's with Gary in a way that I haven't seen her come to life with other people. So that's the one I'm basing it on. So let's see here.

Then of course, Kloy sees it and he's bummed. And then now it's time to go back to the boat, and Daisy's telling, um, Gary, of course, who already knows, is like, Daisy, what's the most fun? What's the best part of your night, Daisy? He's like, I kissed a Keith and I liked it. Ooh. This is Namesawed with Kate.

Yeah, did you not hear my parody song? Ooh, sorry about that. So, yeah, yeah, you can't do that. I'm sorry, sorry about that. So yeah. Yeah. You just keep didn't you reverse reverse. She goes, yeah, I guess someone it was nice. I'm so tired. Goodbye. And Deanna is like, yeah, you've had the beat of rollercoaster. Just, I have had a bit of rollercoasters. Thank you for acknowledging that.

I'm going to bed. Thank you for acknowledging I've been emotionally to Magic Mountain. So Cloyce is like, it's kind of funny to have that vibe transferred, but whatever. I will long for the ride. Sad, sad. So then Chase and Danny go to bone. There's a lot of butt slapping and sounds.

And that was my favorite one when he just slaps her butt and she goes, yeah, it was very almost Alphaba. It's your target commercial. Yeah. So Gary is hooking up with Keith. Oh, Gary is talking. He's making fun of Daisy being like, oh, you're hooking up with Keith. And she's like, is that okay with you? And he's like, hey, tell me you wanted to be just with colleagues.

And that's what we're going to be is what colleagues I just didn't think you were going to hook up with someone so soon. No, I'm hurt Gary. Sad, sad Gary. So Cloyce is like, Keith, how was it? He's like, what? And Diana's like, Vickie, are you all right Cloyce? And Cloyce is like, yeah, I'm great.

And Diana's like, I actually feel bad for Cloyce. If he really liked her, I'd get it because I've been in that situation with Danny, that bitch and Chase. It's just fucked. I'm going to call up Vladimir and see what he can do about the situation. So then Daisy is talking with Keith and she's like, you know that Gary and I have a very complicated relationship. He farts on my face. I tell him I'm going to murder him. I put Drano in his drinks.

He barfs a little bit. We make out. We hate each other again. We start each other's houses on fire. You know, that sort of thing. And Keith is like, I find that intriguing. She's like, how? All right. Well, he's not okay with us kissing. He says he's okay with us kissing, but he's not. He's like, I'd love to hear about your Gary drama. He's like, all right. Here's what I'm trying to say. Gary's trying to pretend to be sober. He's already fallen off the wagon five times.

I just want to be present when he falls off for the sixth time. Do you understand what I'm trying to say? I can't be distracted by you. And he's like, all right, let's make out. And she's like, you're so going to make out with me? He's like, love it. So she's into it. She's like, he's got self-confidence. I like that. And I can still bitch about Gary every day and he's not going to mind. I mean, win-win. So Gary and Davide are in the hot tub and Davide is like, so what do you think about Daisy and Keith? And Gary is like, well, I just don't understand, bro.

I do not understand it. He's like, I can't believe she would actually be attracted to or would make out with someone who doesn't treat her like total garbage. And Daisy's basically like, well, coming off the breakup with Colin, I think I learned a lot and I think he deserves honesty for me and Keith is very secure in himself. He was in plays in high school., I think I learned a lot, and I think he deserves honesty from me, and Keith is very secure in himself.

He was in plays in high school, so I think that says a lot. He's just so emotionally stable. So, Gary is doing his whole, like, well, she's made it very clear, we're just work colleagues, but I have such feelings for Daisy. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,

which I'm not falling for for two seconds. So then Daisy and Keith make out in bed. And then Gary and Daisy wake up the next day. And he's like, are you going to have a little chat this morning? And he's like, I just want good vibes for the rest of the season. And she's like, God, if someone came at me and I was absolutely awful, led me to tears. That's what you care about is me making up with her. Hmm. Yeah. So Dani is incredibly manipulative and you're playing into her manipulation and Gary's like, Yeah, well maybe I am. And maybe that's why I want you to guys to sort it out. Probably take her for an ice cream and a chat for her. Absolutely not. Take her for taking a fucking toddler for a little treat.

Absolutely not, Garen. I'm not taking her for ice cream. Not for one second, not one sprinkle, not one smidgen of fudge. She gets no ice cream, not from me. You'll get planted for that bitch. So then Daisy passes by the girls and she goes, Donny, do you know what you're doing

or do you need some directions? She's like, we know, She goes, good. So then Deanna goes, well, I hope the energy gets better. And no, I think Danny says that, right? Danny says, like, I hope the energy gets better. And Deanna's like, well, our energy is up there. She goes, no, our energy is good, but her energy. I was like, oh, shut up. You did what you wanted and it didn't work. Okay. Just stop. You're like, you're really wanting to this girl who you just jumped on the peen that she wanted after jumping on every other peen that she wanted for the whole season.

And you really think she's going to jump on your side? No, ma'am. No. So, um, so Chase is like talking joking with Keith about making out with Daisy and stuff and, um, he does like, yeah, well maybe it'll be another one. And chase is like, well, has Gary said anything to you? And he was like, yeah, no, I spoke to Gary before and he was like, no, good. We all have our histories, but it's all good. He's like, well, I will tell, you know, I'll tell you him giving you the go ahead doesn't exactly mean what he says. He's like, really? He's like, yeah.

And we see a flashback to Colin asking Gary if he was okay, if he pursued Daisy and Gary being like, absolutely no problem whatsoever. I absolutely will not undermine this relationship in any sort of way. Yeah. Keith is just like, good to know. So then he's like, yeah, I don't want to piss off my boss, but I like Daisy. There's something there. And so he's like, Daisy's our own woman. And Chase is like, we're all incestuous, disgusting pigs at the end of the day, huh? And Keith goes, we're all just winky cousins, eh? Winky cousins?

Ha ha ha ha. So then now it's time for a preference sheet meeting. Okay everyone, the primary, her name is Detox, and this is a world famous drag queen superstar from Chicago. She's thrilled to finally be taking a vacation, and she's bringing along her sister Heather, along with fellow drag queen Lola LaCroix and three other friends. Her friend Mark is an adult film director. It's his first time back in Ibiza. Hey, what are you guys funny? Did someone make a joke about caves? Oh my gosh. So detox has a million followers. That's crazy.

1.1 million followers. Was detox on RuPaul? Uh-huh. On RuPaul season five and All-Stars season two or three, I can't tell because there's an exclamation point. Wow. And the founder of Fluorescent Supplements. Who was that? What does that do?

Supplements, about our ingredients. I can't read all that. Have you gotten your 10 serving bottle of After Party yet? When you're doing Dry January, but your bestie asks you if you wanna get $8 espresso martinis. What's fluorescence? I need to know what it is.

I'll take it. I'm asking, so my friend who's like obsessed with RuPaul drag race, I'm saying, do you have any thoughts on detox? Hehehehe. Asking. Hehehehe. They will be, they will be aired on Watcher Crappens.

Yeah. So Glenn's like, well, this is a famous drag superstar, thrilled to finally be taking a vacation. She's bringing along her sister Heather, along with fellow drag queen Lola LaCroix and three other friends. Her friend Mark is an adult film director. It's his first time back and wait, why is that funny? And they're just cracking up. And they're like, oh my God, porn, porn, he's a porn star. No, he directs it. He says, go

in, go out, go in, go out. I guess I'm in the wrong industry. You should have seen that telenovela last night. It was pretty close. So Gary says, one day the guests would like to enjoy all the boat has to offer before dinner that will blow their minds. So that way they can make many puns about blow jobs. And Daisy goes, oh, at part night too,

they want an intergalactic metallic themed everything after they hope to bring some of the crew with them for a night in the town. So Gary's like, yeah, baby. So they're going to figure that all out and everything. And that's the plan for this charter. So I think Heath and Daisy are hanging out in the galley and or not the galley, but like the snack room or whatever.

And he's asking where Chase slept last night. And she says that he was in one of the guest cabins and he's like, Oh, I thought that was a big no-no. She's like, they're the ones that clean it. What do I care? And listen, one thing I trust Danny with is cleaning. How do you not care when you know it's Danny? She's probably leaving fluids all over the place in there.

But I'm seriously concerned taking away the privilege. And Keith is like, really? She's like, I just need to calm down. I need to talk to her. And Keith is like, really? She's like, I just need to calm down. I need to talk to her. And Keith is like, well, I lost my passion for yachting because of you. I don't know how I'm going to continue in the industry. You're such a negative boss.

I guess he's just making fun of Danny. So Daisy goes, all right. All right, Danny, it's time. It's time to have our talk. OK, let's just sit down here. All right, you sit there. I'll sit here. We're gonna have a nice calm chat

where I'm going to inspire you and bring back passion into your life. Okay, here we go. So I'm taking the time to reflect on what you've spoke to me about yesterday. And I know we're tired and emotions are running high. And yes, of course, I want to finish the season strong. So thank you for coming and speaking to me about it. I

think you're a great Stu. I think you're a great asset to the team. And I think you're also the biggest idiot I've ever met in my life. Get off the boat. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I was doing so good. Strike that last part. However, saying that, it's not my job to create passion in you dumb little hooker. I was like, all right, there we go. But she actually stayed pretty strong. She did the whole like, started off easy and then she just ripped her. And she was like, you know, I'm not going to create passion in you. And you saying that this season is only carrying on because you have initiative, that's very undermining.

And yes, we get fucked up charters, but that's not fair to put on me. And to say that you feel hard done by, I'm really not okay with it. I'm your manager. I'm good at my job. And I think it's important for you to understand your rank. I've given you extra liberties, like letting you fuck. Do you want to get off from the fucking?" And then that's when Danny's like, I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. Please don't take away my, you know, my sploog. She's like, oh, you're not, please. Yeah, that's Bailey. She's like, oh, you're not feeling passion. Well, so you're not gonna be feeling an orgasm too

if you don't get it together. Understand your rank, little person. Yeah. So. You're gonna be having some closet fucking if you don't apologize really quick. So she's like, I'm so sorry. Yeah, she literally was like,

yeah, no, I mean, I'm grateful for all the things you do, but yeah, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Please don't take away my guest from privileges. I need the dick. I need it so badly in ways you don't even understand. She's like, that's okay. I know it's a high intensity environment, at least for those of us who actually do the

work. And I appreciate the apology. Hopefully we can go forward and finish the season strong. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Please don't take away my penis. She's like, all right, just get off me now. So then she's like, I think Danny lost sight of what her role is.

She's here to do beds and heads and set the table if I allow her to. Dun, dun, dun. She's like, ooh, I'm going to cut off her sex life and her artistic passion. Yes. Almost the same thing. So Danny's like, I think Daisy hates me because I'm a threat to her position. Okay, lady.

You are not. Okay, can we have this lady just walk the plank at this point? I mean, come on, is Danny a threat to the position? Who's position? I don't know what position she's a threat to, but it's definitely not Daisy's. No, no, she's got three guys after her.

You have one who probably would still be after her, give him five minutes, you know, because he hasn't let up on Deanna yet either, by the way. So I love that, by the way, that's another thing we didn't mention is Chase does his like, hey, I'm just a flirt with girls, but it's really only Deonna and Danny. He's not doing it with Daisy or anybody else. So yeah, I don't know that I'd feel so secure

over there, Danny. So then, yeah, I think he's still keeping those options open and who can blame him, you know? So then Keith is in the mess with Glenn and he's looking over the preference sheet, cracking up and he's like, Mark is an adult filmmaker. Then his first time back since filming an award-winning adult movie. This is his IMDb. Sweet meat. You asked for it. Train my hole.

And urine abeaser. Here it is. It's called, it's spelled urine. Urine. Urine abeaser. By the way, first of all, I admire the word play. I, I mean, look, there was a show called urine town, but

but it wasn't like trying to say something. It wasn't like a pun. It was literally urine town. Yeah. It just, it's, um, listen, everyone has different kinks. I'm not going to, I'm not going to king shame, but I do think it's funny that someone's like, I want to get off tonight. Oh yeah. You're in Ibiza. That's, that's going to be how I get there. I'm just getting so tired of watching people pee on each other and like local places. There's people peeing on each other in Ibiza. Yes. Boner. like local places. There's people peeing on each other in Ibiza.

Yes, boner. So changing to the whites. Okay, the guests are coming on board, which means cue the raunchy puns. So Detox comes on and she's like, Daisy, are you gonna be able to come out with us? I don't know yet. Well, I'll have to talk to Glenn.

What's the best way to convince him to let some of you guys come out with us. I don't know yet. Well, I'll have to talk to Glenn. What's the best way to convince him to let some of you guys come out with us?" And Lola goes, anal. He like, of course. So then- By the way, that literally makes no sense. That's what you have to say, you know? But that's- and gay, honestly, when you're around a bunch of gays, you just say anal, like when there's like a question mark, you answer with anal,

and then just, it always lands, it just always lands. That's just how we are, you know? I wish I could say me and my gays were better. We are not. No, no. We are not. We are not better than that. Yeah, I'm always like, oh my God, so cross, but then when we get around the gays, it's like, who, what does anyone want for dinner?

Anal. Has anyone checked the mail? Yes. Anal. Has anyone checked the mail? Anal. So Keith is like, so we all getting dragged for this charter? And David A is like, I actually won a competition back in the day. Men dressed like women, women dressed like men.

I was hot, I was hot. I was young, 18, 17. There were people watching, cheering, urinating on me, filming it. I just smashed it, what can I say? And then we see a picture of it and it's so cute. It was like such like boy drag, you know? But it was weird that they put up a picture of Glenn

in an Afro first. I was like, excuse me. You guys are going, wrong photo. Why did you dress like Bea Arthur in Mod? This is the wrong photo, that is Glen. Oh, is that the mom from Mr. Belvedere? Oh, sorry, I submit the wrong photo to production. Oh, and they're like, well, what did you win?

And he goes, I can't remember. Probably some free ice creams. I'm Italian. We're not taking Danny for ice cream. Sorry, different subject, different type of ice creams. I'm Italian. We're not taking Danny for ice cream. Sorry, different subject, different type of ice cream. So now it's time to sell guys. And meanwhile, the gays are eating fruit, a fruit tray. And one of them is like, Oh my God, this fruit tastes like garlic. And those like garlic. Oh my God, let me try it. This tastes like anal. Ahahaha. Hahaha.

So, it turns out the fruit was cut on the same cutting board that a red onion was cut on earlier. So, because Cloyce was like, um, I haven't, I haven't cut with, I haven't cut with garlic at all today. Hahaha. But then he remembers there was an onion. And then he tells us, after last night, I feel like I'm not in the right head space. Okay.

Don't blame Danny choosing Keith on your, on your, you cannot, I'm sorry. You cannot, you cannot blame your bad cooking on Danny and Keith. I'm not Danny. Daisy and Keith. Yeah. Um, but he does. And uh, but you know, he takes ownership kind of behind their backs. So then Lola's like, I really want that dragon fruit, need it. So the new plate of fruit comes. And Danny's like, you know, everything was cut with a new board and a new knife. So I'm hoping for the best. If not, it's probably the fruit. Well, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that.

If not, it's probably the fruit. Well, if I had a nickel for every time I heard that. Unfortunately, the fruit wasn't inspired to be passionate by Daisy. So apologies for that. We're having a little bit of an issue with leadership on this boat. So they sail, it's fun. Then they stop sailing and they start doing water toys and everything. And Daisy asked Diana to set up for dinner and everything and Cloyce is putting together dinner. Uh, he's not sure what it's going to be just yet. Um,

but meanwhile, Danny is like, did Daisy say we have, we, we have to, um, we have to, what is, what is that? We have to her. I don't know. But, um, we have to hurt them. I don't know. But. Does anyone say we have to do something? Yeah, she was like, are we letting her do this one? And Deanna's like, well, I mean, she was doing it. She was putting it down and she's like, well, it looks like a grimoire. So then the guests sit for dinner

and Cloy is making croquettes. And he's like, well, Spain as we know is famous for croquette. You have Spanish spice, lemony, only enjoy. And so he hasn't brought one yet. He's behind with one, but he gets one back. And then Lola is not liking it. Yeah, I want to say one thing.

So when Lola is out of drag, Lola was like very funny and like Lola was like, I'm so sorry. We have like a million suitcases. I'm so sorry. Like he was like being like funny and so nice to staff and everything. And like he was just, you know, fun gay. And then the moment that he got into drag, he became a terror. Yeah. He just became, then I should say she then became like awful.

Then she was like, um, this triketta, this is basically a mozzarella stick, like fancy mozzarella stick. I'm like, yeah, it's delicious. Now, was it a very elegant presentation? Absolutely not. It was like three giant fried balls on a plate. This was not like a high end presentation.

What'd you say? There was mayoli. There was an aoli, but would I have ate the fuck out of those things? Absolutely. Yeah, I was kind of embarrassed for Lola because that was actually a good thing to serve. Like, I don't think he was out of pocket

serving them croquettes. Like, that's crazy. And they looked great. And she looked kind of stupid calling it a mozzarella stick. I felt, I was like, oh, you poor thing. Like, you may be rich, but you're still kind of trashy in this area.

But I will say, I agree with you that it was so funny watching her go from man to woman and then becoming such a bitch. Because there is something about power, you know? It's like when you get so much power so fast, you don't really know what to do with it. Because I'll tell you this, that is a beautiful woman. I mean.

Oh my God, she looked like Jenny McCarthy. When she came out, I was like, who is that? She is fucking gorgeous. That is amazing. The other one, detox that wig didn't fit. That one was a mess, but this one I was like, damn. I liked detox because detox decided to, I don't know if this was intentional, but detox came out to dinner looking like, um, Angelica Houston. She was an Angelica Houston drag queen. I was like,

I don't think I've ever seen that. That's so bold. I love it. I so appreciate that. Yeah, she looked great in this outfit, but the one that she was in earlier when she was wearing like the kind of Patsy Stone blonde hair, you know, her other hair was shining, coming through on the bottom and stuff.

I was like, okay, this one's a little messy, but man, Lola, damn, girl. But Lola, yeah, Lola came out looking like 1997, Jenny McCarthy, and I was just like on one, like she was not happy once she became Lola. And, um, she's like, it's, this is like a cheese stick in ball form, which was totally dismissive of basically, you know, the croquet.

And Daisy's like, I will pass it along. What'd you say? And cheese sticks. And Daisy was like, you know, yeah, I'll pass. She's cracking up though. She's like, I'll pass it along. And then the rest of the guests are like, no, this is actually amazing. It's like, no, tax. But they're like, you're crazy. This is really good. So she leaves. She's like, I'm out of here. If we're going to wait forever, I'm just leaving anyway. And they're like what's wrong with Lola? So I thought there was gonna be some story like Lola was just going off the rails and by the end

She'd be snorting coke off, you know, Captain Glenn's ass or something. I was like something Lola's going down But it's well there was like and then there was like a guy in like a sheer shirt who was like He just was obsessed with making jokes about how young Cloyce was. He's like Is he up past his bedtime? Is he allowed to even talk to us? Does he have his homework to do? He's gotta do some algebra. Where's dinner?

Is he watching the Flintstones? Chitchat diaper? Come on guys, come on, yes and me, someone please. I can't be the only one making jokes. The first two were kind of cute, but then it got to be like, you sad old queen. You know what I mean? Like just stop. You're literally so botox and so filled up

and so sucked up on everything that you're trying to be young that when you see an actual young person, you're this mean to them is just weird. Like, you can't be this mean and steal their spinal fluid later. So pick a lane. You know what I mean?

Be smarter. So Cloyce is like, he's, so next he brings out like an arugula salad and, um, and so they're gonna, and then they're gonna like do some smoking or whatever, like smoking the next thing. And so he's basically the arugula salad goes over better. They're like, Oh my God, he's still in diapers and he knows what arugula is. Am I right? Am I right? He's young. Anyone? Anyone? So then Cloyce is then for the next one, Cloyce, um, is going to do a thing where he has like cloches over all the, um, all the dishes, but he's going to fill them with smoke. But the smoking machine is like broken. So they're waiting. And at first I was like, okay, whatever. Like nine minutes between courses is not like the end of the world.

But then it gets up to 15, 16, 17. And then it's like, Oh my God, come on, hurry up, hurry up. We gotta get the food out to them. Dun, dun, dun. He's very consistent in his inconsistencies. And at this point in the season, I need someone that I can depend on. Does anybody know someone I can depend on?

Ano. Ah ha ha ha ha. Ah ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! And that brings us to the end of Below Deck Sailing Yard. Good episode, really good Daisy Under Fire episode. I enjoyed it.

Yeah, it looks like next week's episodes can get real messy when Gary's vow of sobriety hits a bit of a speed bump when he goes out on the town with the crew, um, with the guests, uh, in Ibiza. So that I'm sure is going to be a spicy episode. Um, looking forward to that. Thanks again to everyone for listening. Be sure to go vote now that Daisy is on the ballot, go give Daisy some love and, um, and get your tickets to see us at the Crappies. See you

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