Watch What Crappens - #2686 Southern Hospitality S03E02 Part Two: Post Traumatic Dress Misorder

Episode Date: January 13, 2025

This is part two of a two-parter! Rumors are swirling that Emmy is laundering money through a dress scam — just one of many hilarious threads on this week’s Southern Hospitality, a show so good that we too would give store credit to these people. Meanwhile, TJ and Michols hash things out, and Grace Lilly dazzles with her vocals. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watch Your Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Hi everyone, welcome back. This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're wondering where part one was, well go check in the feed and be sure to subscribe. So then Michael's is telling us, he tells us that he came out during the first semester of college and that his dad was accepting, but his mom was like, oh, hell no. And she would use the term gay against him, like speaking down to him. And like she would say things like, you look so gay.

Yeah, like, fuck off. You look, you still look like you're about to be pushed down the stairs, old woman. Right? You want to keep that shit up? I know. Why do people say that like that's an insult? Like, I think the bigger insult is that you look so straight because have you seen the way straight guys look? Girl, I think that is the biggest compliment to me

would be somebody to say, you look so gay. I would be like, thank you so much, I've been working out. I know, like I'm worried that I look a little too straight. I'm wearing like a sweatshirt, you know, like, you know, like, take a look around, look around, look around at your straight man and then see if that's actually a compliment. Yeah. And so this was such a sad thing. And he was telling this to Lake. And so she said, Oh my God, I love you. And they cry. And then he says that losing the connection with his mom made him realize that his friends are his family.

And he felt a really amazing bond with TJ until he felt dismissed. And he said that TJ made him feel the way his mom felt, which you guys. That's a bit too much. Salties. No, I was crying. I was like, that is so sad.

I totally get that. And also I think it's so amazing for somebody that young to have such emotional maturity. I was like, oh my God, he put that together. Okay. It was a lovely scene and I was, it was like what he was sharing was like very emotional. But when he said that,

like when he puts all of that onto TJ, oh, TJ made me feel like the way my mom made me feel. I feel like it's a, that's I think a little unfair. Although to be fair, TJ vacuuming around and going, well, I see you just treaded some dirt into my freshly vacuumed rug. Thanks a lot, Michael. That is very motherly.

So I can understand from that angle. But I think it's a little much to, I think it's, I think it's fair to say, TJ, you were just weirding me out and I liked you. and then you were playing weird games and I didn't like it. I don't know. I just think it's so much to put like his trauma with his mother onto TJ. Well, I understand that. I just think that he's saying because of the trauma, because of being dismissed by his mother, that's one of his triggers. So when he feels dismissed by somebody else, it brings him back to that place.

Okay. So when he feels dismissed by somebody else, it brings him back to that place. You know what I mean? That's how I took it. I like that framing a little better. But I was like, but you know, I'm a big sucker for this stuff. Cause I am a gay who can't talk about his emotions. Like all this stuff that I'm saying about TJ is totally me projecting, obviously.

So I get it. Like I really resonate with the stuff that TJ is talking about and stuff like that. And when you're confronted with somebody who's just so emotionally together and can say exactly what they're feeling and exactly why they're feeling it and they've done all this thinking through, I'm like, please stop talking because I'm only 50. I don't have time to talk about this. I'm stunted.

I'm still a child. I'm going to need another 30 years before I'm expected to be emotionally mature, sir. Well then Michael's also brings in another very interesting dimension to all this. And he says that dating has been really hard because he's like, I'm not your stereotypical white guy, which is all you've dated TJ. And I'm just going to always feel like I'm never going to be good enough. And TJ is like, that's a little upsetting to be honest. But Michael's basically is like, you know, it's really hard to be a person of color and gay here in Charleston,

because most people here are white and they only look at me as exotic. And so he says that essentially people just want to hook up with him, uh, but they don't want to take them home to mom. And that like, that's, that seems like a very real frustration. And that I can also see why he was particularly triggered by TJ, because if TJ is like, I just want to kiss him and then I'm going to run away, that probably adds onto the frustration

that Michael's has probably felt in that, hey, I like someone. And once again, like, I'm just like an experiment for them or an experience as opposed to like a future. Yeah. And so TJ says, well, I mean, if you look at all the guys I've dated, I mean, none of them look alike. There's also a lot of closeted bisexual people.

So that's why I'm fucked up in the head. And I was like, oh my God, and also that, like every line they say, I'm like, oh my God, I can't believe someone's saying this stuff out loud. Oh, Ronnie. So then TJ says, growing up in the South and then generation I grew up in, there was like not that many people that were out. So having an openly gay man show interest

me is different, especially because he's like, super, super hot. And I don't know what to do with that. And I'm 33 and I want to settle down. I mean, sure. Having a vacuum is nice, but you can't really have conversations with the vacuum. That's actually a lie. I have many conversations in the vacuum. That's actually a lie. I have many conversations in my vacuum. So he's like, yeah, I'm 33 and I want to settle down and I don't want to be anybody's secret. And I think that's another element is 33 and 21 is a pretty huge gap. It's a big difference. As far as- It's actually too big of a gap if you ask me.

I think, I mean, I think with 21 and 33, it's huge. I dated a guy that was 28 when I was 23, and I swear I wanted to start buying him iron at the store. I was like, poor old person. I don't have that much longer left with him. That's the way that you look at things when you're young. But also, Michael, he really does seem like a very emotionally mature 21-year-old. But the truth is that we've all,

we've actually met many in our lives, very mature, 21 year olds, but 21 year olds are still 21 year olds. Actually Michael's is 22 now, but they're still 22. And there is like a difference between someone who's 22 and someone who's 33, which is why I'm always shocked when you have like an Al Pacino or anyone who's dating someone who's 22 or 23. Not that there can't be an age gap, but I just think that there's specifically someone

at that age, you're still not fully baked. And so I just, I don't know how people do that. I don't know how people get into those relationships because like- When you find out, tell me, I'd love to test it. people do that. I don't know how people get get into those relationships because like when you find out tell me I'd love to test it. So then back to the salon TJ is like he's basically telling Michaels like he doesn't know how to express his feelings. And he they just have this big moment where they're just so honest and open about kind of their deepest darkest shit. And then he's like

well, wow, I actually get you now. Thank you for sharing that, because I got a lot of clarity. And then TJ is like, okay, so... Well, we can just remain the same. He goes, so what does that mean? He's like, platonic. And he's like, great, okay.

Well, I just wasted that opening up to somebody. That'll happen again in another 30 years. Thanks a lot, bitch! I think honestly, TJ, now that you've told me that, I think we should go on a date. Really? To mining adventure where we learn about stats and how we can find out about data in different things.

Damn it. Should have let him finish this sentence. So now we get another song. Try not to go too far, but don't get too close to me. Beep. It's like, wow, they actually found a way to get a vacuum into the instrumentation. Instrumental.

No, I was trying to say instrumentation of this song. So Maddie enters a music studio, AKA someone's bedroom, on the third floor of their house, their mom's house. And Maddie's like, this place is dope. I love it. And she meets Devin and he's just some engineers and producers or whatever. And Maddie is-

I like the owner producer who just sits, he sits on the couch in his socks and he's like, all he says to things are, Dope. Dope. Yeah. These are two gentlemen who have learned

how to use GarageBand. And so Maddie has a new track called Poppin' It. Dope. And she has this monologue. And I'm like, I don't know when it's too soon to make certain jokes. I'm just gonna head on the side of not making jokes yet, but I really wanna make a bunch of jokes.

But Maddie is saying, meeting DJ James Kennedy last year. It's like change the game. He's been like such a great mentor. Yeah, part of music is having timing and hers is really bad. Yeah, yeah, it's not great. Like, oh my god, like DJ James Kennedy, he is kind of like, the way I look at him is kind of like one of the best people of all time. It's like, yeah, especially being like, I want everybody to like download this song and think of me and James Kennedy together. You know, James Kennedy, the king of poppin.

I want my brand irreversibly mashed with James Kennedy. Yeah, no, popping it. No, no, no. Popping it. Especially Yeah, you're right. There's like your joke. There's no there were some other jokes I was going to make about some DJ puns that just, I don't think it would, I'm going to, I just, I think I'm just going to hold off, but man. We'll come back in five years, you know, I'll be like, Hey, Ben, do you remember that Southern hospitality recap?

You're really holding back on James Kennedy. Because people will be like, that's, that's so you can't joke about that, Ben. Well, too late. I just did it. So Maddie confessional, Maddie's like, meeting TJ James Kennedy last year. Oh my God, game change. I want to be in the studio, make my own music and I want to give it 110%. And Grace Lilly comes in and says, Hi everybody, it's me, Grace Lilly, popping and wavyavy gravy talking to Jesus on the way here. He said, fish and gloves, motherfuckers. TG And Maddie basically is like saying that she gave this vocal spot to Grace Lilly because

she loves Grace Lilly's voice, but also Grace Lilly hasn't really had, hasn't been doing much, doesn't really have any direction since she left Republic. And then we see a flashback to her in her bedroom and she's just received like one of those neon signs that you can customize that says wavy baby. She's like, okay, gonna hang it up here. That looks great. Well, another day of work done. Okay. Time to clock out. Hey, time to clock out. So Grace is like, here's the thing. I'm like a serious singer.

So I'm going to need a little work on this y'all because this is like new to me. It's like new art. So we're just going to need to work on it. Hi. She's like in her little yoga pants and everything. One of the guys is just like, dope. And so it goes, I want you up on this mind. She's like, okay, you want me up on it? Motherfuckers. Hold on. I need the lyrics. Can I have the lyrics? Cause there's, there's only four lines, but she needs the lyrics.

And so now here's her singing. She's like, I'll just keep on popping it. Like there's no stopping it. La la la la la la la motherfucker. That was great. That was great. One take. Can't believe we landed. I love that she needs the words and she has like five notes and she goes, la la la la la. La la la la la la la. And they're like, oh. And Maddie's like, you know, so she may not be hitting the notes, but at least she's not wearing sandals like a man. So you know, it's just too much. Like I love the lyrics.

I love the meaning, you know, of la la la la la. I love what that means. It's just like, it's a lot. It's like, I think it's like too much lyrics, Maddie. And she's like, ah, there's four lot. It's like, I think it's like too much lyrics, Maddie. And she's like, Ah, there's four lines. And two of them are la la la la la. It's hard. Too much. Too much. You're basically like the song timing of our times. So then she's like, yeah, my artistic process in making music is practice in my shower, in my car.

I'm not just going to half ass it. You should have seen me try to hula hoop and hit these notes in the shower. They got ugly y'all. Cuts are going dropping it, dropping it, dropping it. La la la la la la la la la. Like not even singing. So then Maddie's giving her notes. She's like, give it that energy.

Like I don't give a fuck, you know, I'm just going to keep popping it. Cause I'm like Grace Lilly. Like I literally know Jesus and Bob Marley now. She's like, got it, got it. Yeah, Jesus, you guys helped. You got popping it, popping it, Jesus. La la la la la. Okay.

Just cut out the Jesus parts and I think we nailed it. La, la, la, la, la, could you be loved? That was for you, Bob. Could you be loved? We jamming, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. You guys really helped our vision come to life. Like, we couldn't have done it without you guys, okay? Dope. So then we go to Brad putting on his shirt on the way into work, you know, as it is. And then Maddie on the street trying to get people in. She's like, popcorn, peanuts, Cracker Jacks, fruitcakes, just kidding everybody. Oh, hey, happy Father's Day. And then she's like, Maddie sets up her DJ table outside in the garden and Joey is like,

Hey, there's room back here to dance. She is like, hey, there room back here to dance. She's like, yeah, there's a fan back here. It feels nice to finally have a fan, literally. So then inside TJ and Michael's are both behind the bar and TJ is like, what's up, dude? That was my platonic way of saying hi. He's like, yeah, ready to pop off for Daddy Day Club, meow. Are you starting with me?

So then in the kitchen, they're just making small talk about the science and stuff like that. And then at the bar, this is where we just see them working all over the restaurant and stuff. And Austin is now making drinks and talking to a VIP server, Chavon. And he's like, so where are you from? She's like, Jersey. He's like, oh, you have any roommates? She's like, Molly, she just moved in. And so then Brad's checking with Molly and asking how last night was.

And she's like, do you want to know the tea? He's like, yeah, I want to know. Emmy was going around telling a whole table of NFL players that she was single. Brad's like, shut up, for real. Yeah. Messy like, shut up. For real. Yeah. Messy ass Molly. So then back to Molly alone now. Siobhan comes up, she's like, hey, Roomie for TV.

She's like, oh my God, hey, Roomie for TV. Yeah, last night was like, I mean, wow, what a night. So basically, this is Siobhan talking. She's like, basically, Emmy starts bragging that she gets a lot of store credit at one of the stores every month. And I just like laughed it off, but then I thought about it.

And I was like, wait a minute, we started buying dresses for work from that same store recently. So does that mean that she's buying those with store credit and pocketing the money that we send her? So now I did a lot of thinking about this. Okay. It sounds if this is true, if Emmy was running in the various money laundering ring through wins and the

store credit, I, if you really think about it, there's nothing wrong. She was given store credit, which has a certain value of, let's say it's a value of $10. And she says, can I have 10? And then she takes $10 from the girls and then she uses her $10 store credit to get the, to get the dresses. Emmy still has a value of $10 in her account. It's just in the form of money instead of credit. So there's literally nothing wrong with that.

I actually agree with you. Yeah, I actually agree with you that even if that happened, I'm team Emmy because she didn't steal their money. I mean, it's like she used her own store credit. So like she got compensated from the girls. Now be one thing if her store credit came with like a 10% discount and she got, she charged the girls fully, but if she's like,

I was like, oh my God, Emmy used $10 of Restore credit and now took our $10 and pocketed it. It's like, yeah, it's called compensation. Right. Or it could be a problem if it was something like we could get dresses at this store for $10, but then the store Emmy's hooked up with is $20. So she made us all spend $20 and then you know what I mean? So they could have had some kind of bargain, something like that. Or if they donated the dresses and she took the money because they donated, but like if she literally used her store credit and then she took the cash from the girls, well, what

do you just want her to use her store credit on you guys for free? No. Yeah. Yeah. And especially because it's obvious these two girls are coming in like, oh my God, it's finally episode three where they're letting us do something. So let's come fucking take on Emmy, you know? I mean, that's clearly what they're doing because they're roommates and they're teaming up

and it goes one scene, the NFL thing and the next scene, the dress thing. But all of that said, love these girls, great work. It's a little ham-handed. It's a little ham-handed, but great work. That's what the show's about. Yeah. And I just love them. I mean, next year we have to remember to nominate them for best cast, best newbie. Yeah. Where did that expression come from? Ham-handed? Like, this is a little obvious.

This is as obvious as you having a ham on your hand. Hey, have you ever seen my hands? Everybody look at my hands right now and crap, it's on demand. Is it ham also? Yeah. Look, I'm ham fisted, ham handed. Ham is the same thing. I'm watching this Western on Netflix called American Promeval. And I'm realizing how many sayings came from country times, like, I'm leaving them in the dust. That means like the horse dust coming up from the horses or... I mean, there's just so many that I was like, wow, so much of our current culture is based on like old cowboy culture, you know? Yeah. So, I think it literally came that according to our old friend Google, the term ham fisted

originated sometime in the 1800s when having large clumsy hands was compared to the look of large hands. See, sometimes it's very simple. It grew in popularity. I mean, who did that like nice ham hands? Who was the one who started that? It's just as simple as that. It grew in popularity. I mean, who did that? Like, nice ham hands. Who was the one who started that? It just like caught on. But I've been called ham hands my whole life,

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her and then profiting off you guys. Well, if Emmy were getting the dresses for free, that would be bad. But they're also saying that she's using her store credit to get the dresses. So Siobhan is like Siobhan, I don't think they're thinking this deeply about it. It just sounds conspiratorial. And so Siobhan's like, I'mhan, I don't think they're thinking this deeply about it. It just sounds conspiratorial. And so Siobhan's like, I'm pretty confident that's what's happening here.

So Molly's like, well, if you buy something at a discount and then charge someone full price, rude. Okay, but is that what's happening? Cause now you're adding the discount thing. That wasn't what was told to you, Ms. Twisty. And she goes, rude, first of all. And second of all, you shouldn't be profiting off your

colleagues. I was like, really? Because literally you guys go into work when you're not working, and they profit off of you every time you tip them. So. Yeah. Oh. So Molly's like, that was good. Molly's like, I really hope that's not true, because that's really sketchy. So now we cut to Emmy, who has like a stanchion. I mean, this lady is cracked out right now. The fact that she's walking through the bar with a stanchion on her shoulder. She's like, we need a new stanchion. This one's broken.

I broke the stanchion. I'm sorry. I broke a stanchion. I tried to sell to wins. They wouldn't take it. She's like, we need a new stanchion right fucking now. God damn it. It's on my wad.

My wad today is we're going to do 30 military presses with a stanchion and this one's broken. I can't do it. So then we get a split screen of everybody working, working, working, working, and then Will comes into the bar with his like lips. He's just like, hey, and high fives Molly. And he's like, sorry to disturb you, Molly. She goes, how are we feeling?

He's like, good. No stellar today, more like a high noon maybe. I'm getting flirting vibes from Will with Molly and I don't like it. I'm getting bored vibes from Will. I feel like Will hates being a lawyer. I feel like he hates the expectation that's been put on him by his father

and he just wants to be back at Republic living the good life. So Emmy sees Will cross the bar and she just sort of gives a smile, but she's still like. living the good life. So Emmy is like, sees Will cross the bar and is like, she just sort of like gives a smile, but she's still like- She's like, stanchion, stanchion. She's still swirling her stanchion.

She's like, come on. She's like doing double sticks with the stanchion. She's doing the one-arm pushup off of a stanchion. So Siobhan is like, Emmy, wanna chat? And she's like, yeah, yeah, especially if we can do it inside, stanchion free. So they go in and Brad's like, yeah, Will and I are close,

but I think he's done some things wrong. And then we see a flashback to Maddie and Brad gossiping in the back room. And she's like, oh my God, he's come in things wrong. And then we see a flashback to Maddie and Brad gossiping in the back room. And she's like, Oh my God, he's come in here multiple times drunk and has talked shit about me to strangers. Brad's like, yeah, I've had clients come up to me and go, Will was in the bar last night saying not good things about his girlfriend.

Yeah. It just puts me in a weird position as a friend. So then, um, uh, Brad and Will are talking. Brad's like, are you a daddy today? He's like, sugar daddy and training. So now Siobhan and Emmy sit down and Siobhan is like, so we've always been good. I feel like, and but regarding the dresses, when you said that we were, you were getting store credit at Gwyn's, do you profit off us when you send, when we, you were getting store credit at Gwyn's, do you profit off us when you send, when we send you the money? And I mean, it's like,

I thought we were going to be talking about stanchions because you know what I stand? Chins. Oh my God. I were talking about this. I, I, I, and she starts doing this thing with her starts doing like a little like a terminator thing with her hands, you know, she's like, like a little like a Terminator thing with her hands, you know, she's like, I would never do that. I would literally never do that. And she's like, I volunteered to help Michaels purchase all the VIP service dresses with my credit card, like a normal person. And then they came in and guess what? All the girls love that. Thank you, thank you. Thank you. They put on these dresses at home,

not when they walk through the door. That's how much they like them. And I mean, it's like the girls really think that I would buy the dresses with the credit that I'm gifted and then charge them for it. And Siobhan's like, well, that's what they were thinking. I mean, if I think like someone's fucking me over, then I have a problem.

That's like so fucking shitty. That is like... Why are you breathing into the stanchion? So Molly's watching and she's like, I think Emmy was premeditatedly named Emmy because with that performance, she could win an Emmy. Cause an Emmy is something that you win when you perform on television. It's an Emmy, a daytime Emmy, or maybe it's a creative arts Emmy. I'm not sure, but there are a lot of ceremonies.

Let me tell you who didn't come up with that. My dad. So. My dad won a Tony, because guess what? His name is Tony. So then Siobhan's like, yeah, whoa, the reason why this occurred. And she's one of those girls that like slowly pets her hair

like it's a cat that's just like on her shoulder. She's like, the reason this occurred is because we never bought from there before. So I was like, oh, I'm sorry, are we just too fancy for a Target now? But this is like such a fucking character call out. Like, though, to think that I would take money from you guys and like, charge you guys for it, like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like... And Shabon's like, okay, that's good to hear,

because I don't want to think that about you. I don't need to fucking order dresses. Michael asked me to order dresses. Do I even need to order them? No, I did it as a fucking favor. So Michael walks up, he's like, what's up? Why are you crying? Did CJ give you a coffee for no reason?

No, they think that I would use my store credit to buy the dresses, charge them for the dresses and just steal from them. Even though if you really think about it, if I use my store credit and then charge them, that's just a simple compensation, but either way to be accused of that. Like what the fuck, Michaels?

Well, it's nothing to get emotional about. Excuse me, you were about to have a nervous breakdown over a free coffee last week. Yes, you were crying at your birthday. So Will comes in, he's like, oh, gross, my girlfriend's crying. And he's like, Michaels, respectfully, I don't want to have to have any of those responsibilities

then anymore, do not put me on dress duty, okay? I will go to dress barn solely for myself going forward. So Will comes in and he's like, uh, what's wrong, baby? And she's like, they thought I was using my monthly credit to buy all the new dresses and then I was charting them. And he goes, and you weren't doing that. And you weren't doing that? And then she's like, and by the way, Michaels also says, yeah, getting reimbursed and then pocketing the money, the reimbursement, you, of course you pocket

the reimbursement because you just got reimbursed. So then Michaels is like, there's no fucking way that Will just said that. I mean, he's like, Will, no, I'm not gonna use the store credit. I going to only use the store credit on myself. He's like, no, I was, I was just checking that I had all the facts. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm a lawyer now. So this is funny. Well, what an asshole. This guy is such a fucking asshole. Oh my God. And everyone's in agreement. The whole cast is like, wow, fuck that guy. You know, it's like, isn't funny? Well, he's like, okay, sorry. It's

isn't fucking funny. Please stop wiping your eyes with the Stanton. You know, the one good thing you have right now are your looks. Please don't poke your eyes out. It's just, it's a fucking stab at my character. Do you get it? Do you get it? And now Siobhan's like, I'm bored. So it's like, You get it, you get it. And now Siobhan's like, I'm bored. So Will's like, she's like. How long do we have to shoot this? This is exhausting. I have to go return my dress, like Wins.

So Will's like, no, it's the first I've heard any of this. So I don't know what's going on at all, but just let me know how it goes. He just like leaves. He leaves, he leaves. And she's like, oh my God, I should not have come in today. Okay, go back to work. She's like, oh my God, I should not have come in today. Okay, go back to work. She's like, ah, ah, ah.

And Siobhan goes, so we're good. And she's like, fucking Christ, you're fucking kidding me. So she puts on sunglasses and storms off. And Siobhan is just like, okay. So then we just hear Emy go, God fucking do it. So now she goes to the back room and starts to hyperventilate. And she's like, Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah I know, I know. And if they think I can steal, like what? That's what I get for being a good fucking person.

I was like, oh my God, yes. The making of Shannon Bedor part two. I know, this is wonderful. They broke Emmy. And so they're all like- They broke Emmy. Her voice is echoing through the club and everyone's just like staring like,

oh my God, that's a lot. And then they can show a crow flying away. So then Will doesn't care. He's just drinking his beer and then he's like, are you kidding me? Michael's is like, I mean, you should like not be having this kind of reaction to something that's like not even true. Like we're at work. Like you need to keep it together.

And by the way, you're wearing all white. Why are you crying? You don't want to buy new dresses anymore. So let's not ruin the one you're wearing all white. Why are you crying? You don't want to buy new dresses anymore. So let's not ruin the one you already have. It's like, it's like, I put them before me. They're like my children. You know what? Like I was having trouble breathing. So I put a stanchion on one of the girls faces first. I don't think that's how stanchions work. Whatever. So Will's like outside,

Will's like, Emmy's upset. Like I don't want that's how Stansions work. Whatever. So Will's like outside, Will's like, Emmy's upset. Like, I don't want to go back there because I don't work here anymore. And Joe's like, yeah, do you want me to check on her? He's like, yeah, you go back there. So, he's like, well, he's good at consoling people. So, um, Will's like, yeah, sent Joe, he's good at consoling people. So then, um, Brad's like, wow, you've been together for three years, maybe check on your girlfriend? So Joe finds Emmy and he's like,

oh, so people are being mean to you. I said, fucking girls, excuse me, I'm stealing from them. Where's that fucking Clora Leachman girl? I bet she started all these rumors. Joe's like, no, you would never steal, never. He's like, yeah, I would never, I would never do that. So they're accusing me of using my store credit and like purchasing the dresses

and then pocketing the money. And Brad comes in and he goes, well, is that all they expressed? I mean, is that why you're upset? He's like, yeah. And he goes, well, I heard that Friday night, Emmy was talking to NFL players saying that she's single and they were passing that on to say, Hey, I'm just a messenger here. A lawyer's wife would do that.

Okay, NFL player NBA first of all, and he asked me, did your boyfriend play football or basketball on I said my ex boyfriend played football. What have I done to these girls?" So then Brad's like, I don't know. And Joe, Joe tells us like, if you didn't do this, like why the fuck is this such a big deal? Like acting this manic over something this small, something is not right. Which I kind of agree. She's like too much, but I don't know if it's Adderall. I don't know. You know, it's the Kokanya. I don't know what's going on, but something else is at play here. Well, I think that she's also like definitely getting bad emotional support from Will. Like clearly like Will, things are bad there and she is now putting all her energy into, I think like working out and like maintaining like this, like everything like, everything's fine. Everything's, everything's fine. So the moment

that like illusion breaks, like everything is not fine. Like she's just like, the damn breaks. So Brad's like, he takes her, he grabs her shoulders and he's like, stop, please, it's going to be fine. It's just a misunderstanding. It's going to be fine. No more tears. He's like shaking her like, it's gonna be fine. And so she goes out and she just starts screaming outside. She's like, so now I'm single. What the fuck did I miss? Michael's like, okay, I don't even know about that. Like, seriously, where are you getting this from? Are you like suddenly like girl TJ right now all single? Yes, Brad, Brad, I am

this close. I am this close. I'm gonna lose it. I'm like, wait, so that this does not count as having lost it yet. Girl, you lost that train is that train is passed. Okay, the train is out of the station. And Brad's like, you gotta chill. She was I have no chill. You know what? I never told a man that I was single. I was like, who's the background on my phone? Who's the background on my phone? RGB. Sorry, I was on the wrong background today. I was sorry. I had a moment of girl power. This one. Well, what you're literally showing me right now is your flashlight screen. So like until you can show me your wallpaper, I don't think I can really look at your phone anymore because I'm getting blinded.

Will is on the head of my phone. So like, OK, OK. And TJ is like, OK, well, you're being a shitty boyfriend. Your girlfriend is inside crying right now and you're just like, no, I'm going to let them figure it out. Complete fucking asshole. So then Emmy is like putting on her sunglasses. She's like, I can't, it's just like a fucking slap in the face, it's a slap in the face.

So then outside, Will's just sitting, no, Will's in there looking at her, but then he just starts texting on his phone and ignoring her. Yeah. She's like, well, I guess I wanna clock out then. Yeah, you should do that. Please go home. So she leaves and Austin's like, well,

this has been an interesting first week at work. Ha ha ha ha and she bonds. She bonds like, well, so you would think this is the end of the episode. But actually, we now are go bouncing around Charleston. And we're seeing things and we see people getting ready waking up and guys were half naked etc. And there's Brad is texting with Lake and he's like I missed you at Republic and she goes text back, aww what are you doing right now? Eating in bed? You're in bed? What are you wearing? She's like oh well shut up. So then Molly's slow motion enters a restaurant

to the tune of, we're living, we're here, here's a toast to the good night. Let's have coffee with Molly and Siobhan. Siobhan comes out of nowhere, never seen it before, and now she gets to have the final scene of the episode. Wow. She's like, so Siobhan's like,

well, Molly, I was gonna paint the door tonight. Like, seriously, I had the pain. So I was gonna do that. And then watch Housewives, which is so meta right now, if you think about it. But then you called and I was like, this sounds better. So guess I'm not painting the door. Great story, Siobhan. I can see why you're getting the last scene. I can see somebody sitting right next to Andy soon. And so we see that Molly was moving and Molly's like, yeah, I decided to move

in with Siobhan because guess what? I told my dad, I'm getting a new roommate. And then we see flashback clips of Brad and Austin helping with the move. And she goes, yeah, thanks for being my go-to day and for not standing me up. Have you ever been stood up? And Siobhan was like, yeah. One time I was leaving my house and then I was like, are you coming?

And then he was like, I just sat down to watch the, like, I don't even know the movie, but like, let's say it was the Avengers. And I was like, okay, well, why don't you pause it and go to cocktail club because I'm literally right here. So what about you? I don't think that's, I don't think that's being stood up on. I think stood up. That's just being canceled on. That's like

different. Like, so Molly is like, either way, unacceptable. Molly's like, yeah, I've had bad dates that I actually, that I was on. But most of my dates that went poorly are just hilarious. It's almost impossible to embarrass me because I think everything's funny. This one guy was like, sorry, I can't make it because I've got to stay in and paint my door. What sort of loser wants to paint their door?

Am I right? Oh, sorry, Siobhan. She goes, embarrassing? Do you mean like Sunday? She goes, oh my God, speaking of Sunday. And then we go flashback. I'm gonna lose it. And her mascara just running down her face, her Eric Gideon mascara just like, wow. Siobhan was like, eee, eee, Molly. And Molly's like, it's not funny. It's not funny. Oh my God, it's so funny. So Siobhan's like, something is like deeply going on with her though.

Like, I don't know if it's like work stress or like maybe it's her relationship with Will, care to comment on it? Well, I'm not a fan of Will and I don't like the way he talks about people. He's annoying. And Siobhan's like, yeah. Well, I'm sorry, but that relationship

is a ticking a time bomb. He was basically watching Avengers while she was sobbing in a corner. Like, and he's been saying the most disgusting things I've ever heard a man say about a girl, let alone his girlfriend. Like she's boring. She's anorexic. She's no fun. Her last full meal was fingernails. I mean, just terrible. And then Maddie walks over and was like, is he talking about Emmy? Oh my God, what a fruitcake. He was just hammered. I'm like disgusted. And have you seen the colors of their doors too? Am I right? Siobhan's like, yeah, he was hammered. I don't care if my boyfriend was on heroin. Molly tells

us a man should never be talking about a woman's body ever, especially in front of multiple people you work with. Even someone I hated, I would never talk about much less someone you claim you love. That's crazy. But does she know? Siobhan's like, I don't even know if she knows. but like, I feel like she's not going to like be receptive, but I heard it with my own ears. So like, I talk about it with Maddie later and Maddie was told by Michael's don't say anything. And so me and Maddie were like not getting involved because like it came from management. And Molly says, I think Emmy deserves better. You know what Emmy deserves? An Emmy because she performs. I don't know if you heard me say it earlier. I just. It was really good. I just didn't want to get wasted. So anyway, that's

coming from someone who doesn't really care for the Emmy ceremonies. Okay. And I still think she deserves better. Yeah. Like if your boyfriend's going to your place of work and saying terrible things about you. I mean, he'd be on Dateline and I'd be watching the episode from prison. And Siobhan's like, really? He got a hosting gig? No, I would have murdered him. Is that why you're in prison? Yes, Siobhan.

Oh my God. I brought you into the final scene of the episode. Why are you being like this? What a show. Truly. Wow. What a show. What a great show.

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