Watch What Crappens - #2687 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E14: Getting Anal About The Rules

Episode Date: January 14, 2025

Gary gets wasted with the guests on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, but it’s his attitude with Glen afterwards that’s the real jaw-dropper.  Meanwhile, Diana suffers the indignity of only getting 8 hours sleep instead of 9. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to watch her crap and add free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Hey y'all, it's your girl Kiki Palmer and let me tell you, we're kicking off this new year with a whole new mindset. If you're ready for that new year, new mindset energy, you've got to tune into, baby, this is Kiki Palmer. If you're looking for more podcasts to help you tend to your well-being, check out New Year New Mindset on the Wondry app. Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that

we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelkirch and joining me today, Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Well, hello Ben. How are you? Oh, just fabulous. It's another below deck sailing yacht day. So we're going to be recapping that, which is a pretty good episode. Um, we also have lots of exciting things coming down the pike for us.

You may have heard our tour. The mounting hysteria tour is starting next week in San Francisco and San Diego. The time is running out for you to get tickets. So get your tickets at watch where crap happens.com. And then one week later it's the golden crappies live in New York City at the town hall, a prestigious, prestigious venue on Broadway. We are returning to Broadway for the golden crappies.

It's going to be a big, wonderful show. Most of it is sold out, actually, so be sure to get your tickets. And then one week after that, we are going to Salt Lake City and also to Denver. And so it's gonna be a crazy three weeks for us. Cannot wait to dive into it. Again, go to Watchitcrappens.com

to get tickets for all of those. And many other cities. We're just not boring you with the entire list. This is just, these are the pressing dates in our lives. Also, Patreon, patreon.com slash Watcher Crapins. We are doing traders recaps over there. We did episode three that came out yesterday. So go check that out. It's a lot of division online, a lot of division. Different fan groups are squirreling with each other about different things. It's kind of funny.

So if you're not watching the Traders, get with it, it's so good. I think that's basically it. And of course, crap is on demand. You can watch us, hi. What's going on with you, Ronnie? Oh, nothing, just plugging along, just going through it. It's my meme I would say, I'm still here.

Everything's good, just getting ready for the crappies, getting all these shiny things delivered to my house to wear, getting music ready, you know, and then watching my braves. What more can you really ask for from life? I mean, the world is like quite literally burning down around us, but at the same time, we're having so much fun. I don't know. It's a cluster of emotions, that's for sure. But guess what?

Pete Slauson It is. Jared Larkin What? I'll tell you where emotions are more understandable on below deck sailing because Ben got one more hour of sleep than I did last night. And you know what? That's it. I'm done. Off this boat. I'm back to Putin. I'm going back to Putin. By the way, before we get into that, I forgot to mention that voting for round one of the crappies round one ends tomorrow and then round two is going to start up again on Friday. Round two is where we get our finalized nominees. So if you want to make sure that your favorite gets to the round two,

do all your voting at watchacrapins.com. Sorry about that. Should mention that in the announcements. Okay. Well, come up with another opening then. Just kidding. That's what happens when you miss an hour.

That's what happens when you get nine hours and I get eight hours. Okay. If I had one more hour of sleep, maybe I would have remembered on time. Ben had five drinks only last night. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. So many dings. My God. If there was a ding going off every time I had a damn French fry when I was promising not to eat one, I'd be fucking Tonitis Joe over here. Pete Slauson Yeah. Tonitis Joe.

Ben Maybe I should go with Tonitis Tim. I guess that would work better, right? Well either way, we are back with Blow Deck sailing hot. So previously the big cliffhanger is will Cloyce be able to fill a cloche up with smoke in time for these drag queens to eat dinner without losing their mind. And unfortunately Lola, Lola who started off the charter very friendly, has revealed herself to be like a nut to be a nut a useless cow, a useless cow. And let me tell you, she's not useless actually, because I kind of love her. And I love her because here's what I love. Taki people who don't understand their Taki, and then they make everyone's life hell because they're tacky and ignorant. Kind of cracking me up.

How she's like, what is this, a cheese stick and ball form? It's called a fucking croquette, you classless wench. Like, what is wrong with you? You know, I'm so embarrassed for her, but I'm also like, eh, I love it. Yeah, I guess this is just gonna add fuel to to the fire because what I was alluding to before with the traders is that Drag Race fans are feuding with Housewives fans at the moment. Oh, hell no.

It's a big fight that's happening on Twitter. And so- I don't think that that's fair for Drag Race people to come for us. You do not kick off housewives first. What kind of drag queen is standing up for another drag queen that's kicking, murdering housewives? That is disgusting behavior. Get it together over there. We need to support each other, not kill each other off. And that's absolutely ridiculous. Killing off all the fabulous women. Yeah, boo. I know. Listen, I agree. I agree. But right now, there's a big feud happening. And I think

that also there's an issue with, I think the challenge fans are also doing something because Wes had to lecture his fans and be like, challenge fans are the best fans in the world, but you have to relax because right now it's too much. It makes the challenge look bad. I was like, what is happening on Twitter? This is game of Thrones happening out there with all the other, with all the groups. They usually ever so classy, the challenge. But either way,

this is just to say that like at a time when these two groups, you know, drag race and housewiveswives Bravo fans are clashing, here we are again with drag queens on Bravo. And like, I'm sorry to say this is not going to heal any wounds because Lola is awful. And I'm trying to bridge the gap here between our communities, but Lola is not going to help. I like Lola. Listen, Lola is just doing drag queen things. You can't get a drag queen on a boat and then be like, don't be bitchy to people. That's her thing. That's what she does. She's on stage. She's gonna be bitchy. The one I really have a problem with is anal for every answer. That

fucking queen. He's the shut up and go away. He is literally the worst. And he says anal 10 times in an episode. Like we get it, you're like in your butt hole. Okay, like we don't need, we don't need it as a running joke in our whole, like in our entire fucking three arc episode arc or whatever we're doing here people. Okay, can that queen, but I think keep bitchy Lola. You know what?

Well, you know who's my favorite? Ellery. I'll spell her name. Isn't she the sister? I don't know who she is. Lola. You know, well, you know, who's my favorite. Ellery. I'll spell her name. Isn't she the sister? I don't know who she is. And she sounds like celery, like the most useless vegetable. I just feel so bad for her. I think she's somebody's sister.

So they brought her on and she's trying to go up against the drag queen. Ellery, go braid your hair. But yet at the same time, I love how much Ellery gets under Lolo's skin. Lolo's like, oh, shut up, Ellery. She's like, I'm just saying this how I felt about the night. Because Lolo's being told off by a normie girl with bad hair. Like he is not happy. Yeah, like an unfabulous girl named Ellery, one letter away from celery.

And she and like he cannot deal with the fact that she's there Seriously, he's like you're in cotton. I'm not listening to you. You haven't mentioned anal once on this entire trip Okay So we're worried about smoke under the under cloisses cloisses, which I think is a very good business name actually cloisses cloisses is, which I think is a very good business name, actually. Cloys is cloys. Cloys is cloys. And then at the end of the day, you could say, Cloys is cloys is cloys. Wait, cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys is cloys

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Ellery, don't you understand the whole joke with Cloyce is close? God. Okay, so everyone's worried. He can't get the little lighter lit. And, you know, it's very, very dramatic, you know? And Cloyce is like, whoa, you know, troubles, troubles brewing for Cloyce is close. Cloyce is close, she's about to be close.

Get my cloak. So, they, luckily, Lola has just had a fucking diva fit and left to do coke in the bathroom, which we all know is what she's doing because she never eats one damn bite of anything. That's why she's complaining. She's like, I'm not eating this because it's terrible. No, it's not.

Your nose is eating more than everybody at this table and you fucking know it. That's also why I like her because you know my ass would be following her down there. I hated that mozzarella stick too. There's coke under Cloyce's cloche. So um Cloyce's like, oh man like the smoke thing it worked for like seven plates. Come on little buddy you can do it. I mean Jesus can we get one smooth perfect dinner service?

So no, you can't but Lola has run to the bathroom to do coke, allegedly by me and then Now there's one person missing from the table. So luckily the empty one the one without smoke the smoke-free cloche Gets pulled off and it doesn't matter because there's not anybody there to be like, with my smoke, bitch. So he bucked out on that one. Yeah. And Lolo comes back to the table and Lolo's like, oh, food's here now. Love that. And so Cloyes is like, okay, you're back.

Perfect. That was good timing. Yeah, I was downstairs. It took so damn long. I had to do five bumps of cocaine just to wait for the smoke That's not even under my cloche. Shut up Ellery. I know you want to say something. I'm not in the mood Okay, well for your main course this evening you have pad-seared filet mignon and then a little peach and hickory smoke, please Enjoy! And Lola's like wow, this is really great.

I was not here. Oh no, Lola. Wow, this is really great. I was not here for the cheese stick and a ball, but I'm here for this. I don't, honestly, I have to say, if I'm having steak, peach smoke is not really part of the experience that I want.

Maybe it's because I'm not a huge fan of peaches. It's like, I will always remember the very first season of Hell's Kitchen, that show, and the finalist that season served up steaks with like little rounds of peach on top. And I always thought that seemed so disgusting, but I think that it might actually be a thing, steak and peaches. I'm not sure, but like who did this? Who came thing, steak and peaches. I'm not sure. But like, who did this? Who came up with steak and peaches? I don't think this is right.

Pete I don't know. But if you've seen it twice, that means that it's a thing, I guess. It only takes two times or is it three times it takes to be a thing. But I'll tell you this, I think Cloyce knows his audience and he's heard anal so many times that he's just serving the emoji for anal, which is a peach. So yeah, that's, that's fair. That's fair. But also smoke. Yeah. So, uh, something that they can inhale. Listen, you can't let them all. All right. No, you definitely can't. So Cloyce is talking about like, you know, well, it wasn't an ideal that there was a malfunction and Daisy's like, well,

they sound like they're happy just like me. Can you hear how happy I am right now? And Cloyce is like, like, well, they sound like they're happy. Just like me. Can you hear how happy I am right now? And twice is like, yeah, well, the alternative ends my career and possibly my life. So Gary is telling Chase, what didn't you get to bed? And Chase is like, I'll be okay. I'm the best worker there is. I don't need naps.

You know what I eat hours for breakfast. That's what I eat. And Gary's annoyed because he's being, you know, good little boy and trying not to take breaks. But this could endanger the boat. And Gary hates endangering the boat, especially by being fall down drunk, which he has been about 90% of this. Yes. That's when this, you know, when accidents happen the most when you're suffering from fatigue, sort of like the fatigue you get when you have four hours of sleep and had 10 drinks in two hours right before. He doesn't want to take breaks because he's Captain America.

It is a nice point counterpoint that you have Chase, who's like eager to have less sleep so we can do more work versus Danny and, and Deanna who are complaining and squabbling about eight hours versus nine hours of sleep, which by the way, I can't remember the last time I had that much sleep in one night. I know we're not even blaming like any boss for it because we are each other's boss, I guess. Yeah. We're blaming age, okay? You know who's the ultimate boss? Age.

Age is like, you will not sleep now. Guess what you're gonna do? You're gonna stay awake all night wondering what would happen if Angela Lansbury lived right next door to you and you were accused of murder. Would this be the one that she couldn't get you off of? Like, would this be the one case where she couldn't get one of her neighbors off?

Age. You know what kept me up last night get you off of? Like, could this be the one case where she couldn't get one of her neighbors off? Hage. You know what kept me up last night is the fact that there's like an office next to our place and its alarm recently has been going off. Usually in the middle of the night or at like 6 a.m. and it will go and it'll go wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

for four minutes straight. So that's what kept me up. So in this case, yes, age has something to do with it, but also a fucking alarm from a building, someone fix that thing, I'm going nuts. Can you call the cops on an alarm? Can I carry it out on that alarm? Well, it's especially comforting

when the whole city's on fire, you fucks. Yeah, honestly. Like we may not have alarms going off on my head, you know, it's difficult enough. Daniel S alarm complaints. Oh, okay. So, Danny is like, Oh my God, today I was crazy. I was stuck in the laundry. Is she trying to punish me by putting me in here all day? Wait, is that Danny? No, that's Danny. Sorry. Today was crazy. I was stuck in the laundry. Is she trying to punish me by putting me in here all day? And Deanna is like, I try to understand

both sides, you know, there's Putin, there's everybody else. Putin wins. God, I feel bad for Danny getting punished by having to do her job description. So Danny is like, whatever. I have you murdered for not saying potato. Whatever. Pete is kind of hard to be honest. It's easier because she doesn't talk to me the whole day and it's actually kind of good. So she's kind of shooting himself in the foot. Right. She's shooting herself in the foot because she's getting better performance out

of you by just like forcing you to do work and then she can focus on people who are not nattering brats. Yeah, she's really you're really showing her by her kicking you out of her eyesight. It's like a pimple being like popped and then being like, oh my God, I sure showed them. No, you didn't. You're splattered all over the window, you idiot. Are you like leading a revolution down there?

Why is this shooting? Why is this Daisy shooting herself in the foot? Like what is, what is coming back to bite her about this, about this step of having you make the beds? Is she trying to imply that maybe Daisy's gonna be stuck with shitty tablescapes or something? Like, I don't understand what Danny is talking about here. Danny doesn't even make any sense anymore.

She doesn't even try, you know? So then Deanna's like, you know, I don't like this because I feel like I'm in between Daisy and Danny. No, you're not, because Daisy's not saying shit. It's just Danny. You're just in between Danny spewing bullshit everywhere at every turn. So then meanwhile, upstairs at dinner, Mark, Mr. Anal is like, so what's on the agenda for tomorrow? Let me guess. Anal. Okay. Oh my God. Look at the way Ellery is handling her dinner roll. Disgusting. Who brought her? Oh, sorry. It was

you. It was you, detox. Well, tell your sister she's basic and she doesn't enjoy it. Ain't all. So Detox is like, Oh my God. So Glenn, are you allowing all of the crew to come to the club with us? We're going to the club. We're going to the club. And Glenn is like, not everybody, you know, we got to man the boat. So, caves aren't caves without a few bats in them. So, then we cut to Danny and Chase flirting, sadly. It's kind of a sad flirt. Although I will say we saw Chase's wiener outline today. Pete Slauson Oh my goodness. Dave Holy moly, no wonder he's so popular on this show.

Pete Slauson Yeah. Dave Man, good lord, the baby wants his arm back. Right day in the morning. So Danny's like, Chase is super fun and super positive. He's an open book. And that's the shit that I know what an open book looks like. You're just shooting yourself in the foot Ronnie, if you think I don't know what an open book looks like. It looks like a pair of shoes stacked on top of each other. So there, ha. And she's like, yeah, open book. That's the part that I love. And the producer's like, love? Did you just say love? She goes, oh, come on. Not like I would say love, you know, like, you know, shut the fuck up. I'm not in love with him. Like, God, not yet. Ah!

Um, so now the guests go to bed. And then the crew wakes up the next day for a charter, and, um, Garry's like, well, they seem to be having a fucking blast. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, Yaskara, this is the fucking charter I needed in my life. Oh, yes, I know.

I know it's a good spirit. Blah, blah, blah, blah spirit Just riding the high of having stopped drinking So Basically Daisy wants to have a really good charter because she fucked up the last or the last one was fucked up in general So she's going to do her best and she's gonna do that by having a drag show where all the guys are gonna be in drag It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial. Hey y'all, it's your girl Kiki Palmer. And let me tell you, we're kicking off this new year

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where nothing was off the table. If you're looking to level up your mindset this year, his words are definitely going to hit different. If you're ready for that new year, new mindset energy, you've gotta tune into Baby, This is Kiki Palmer. Catch it on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcast. And for the full experience, head to my YouTube channel. If you're looking for more podcasts to help you tend to your well-being, check out New Year, New Mindset on the Wondery app. Let's make this year our best one yet, baby. So people are waking up and everything and Daisy's telling Keith to do like a catwalk

and introduce himself. And Heath is like, I can slot drop. She's like, okay, all right, well, I'm sure you can't, but that's cute of you to say that. He's like, Okay, all right. Well, I'm sure you can't. But that's that's cute of you to say that he's like, No, I really can. I was in plays in high school. So they're kind of flirting, I guess. Whatever. I guess Gary's to Gary takes it that way. He's like, Oh, my good folk. Now that Daisy's hooking up with Keith, I'm not liking it. Because jealousy creeps in when it's got something to do with Daisy. And I don't like that side of me. I just want everyone to know I'm still in love with Daisy because she's unattainable and it'll make me look like a better person. So dinner is set for 7 30 and now Chase is helping Gary with the tender. Chase who did not take his break and might possibly be fatigued and may make a mistake now as a result So Gary's like hey, don't be that line, bro. Why are you in the reverse? Don't do it with this, bro

He's like I'm good, bro. I'm putting it out of the gear bro. So You know Gary has the leadership skills of a fucking helicopter parent. Trust me. I get it. I'm like, yeah, he's the boss That's why right when he said why. Right when he said that. You're fucking up. Right when he said, here's a literacy of shields of a fucking parent. I was like, he's going to drop that shackle. You just see it coming. And Gary's like, don't use the shackle because that's what we do. The Tinder with, I know Gary put a tie on it, a cable tie.

I know Gary cable tie on the shackle. Careful the shackle doesn't drop. God damn it, Gary. Bloop. It drops. It drops it. Oh, by the way, I dropped the shackle. Oh, blah. You fucking idiot.

Blah, blah. You know, this guy just doesn't listen. And if we don't have the shackle and the tender, we can't tow the tender. And that means the deckhand has to drive the tender to the dock, which is going to be shit because I might have to do that and I may be far away from my dearly beloved Daisy oh blah blah so he's doing the whole we don't even have another shackle we will

have to call parts stores all over the continent to see if anybody has a shackle but of course he's got a fucking shackle cause of course you do. And if you didn't have a shackle, shame on you then, okay? What kind of one shackle ship is this? That's right. Come for the blow deck recap, stay for the shackle shaming. So, but then Chase does, again, that's another self-serving defense of like, and this whole

episode is about it because Gary will big time do the exact same thing later in the episode, which is no one wants to accept that they have been a bad employee. So Chase is like, yeah, I dropped a shackle in the water. I make mistakes. I'm human. I need you trying to make me feel bad. Even though Gary knows I didn't mean to do it. Gary just loves tearing me down. Note the point is you don't get a pass because it's like you feel bad about it and of course

he knows it's a mistake. He doesn't think you intentionally meant to throw the shackle down to Davy Jones' locker. The point is that he was trying to tell you to be extra intentional about it and you were cavalier about it on top of the fact that you didn't take your break last night and now you might be a little sleepy, which is why you probably dropped the shackle to the bottom of the ocean. Sorry, shackle shaming continues. Yeah. So then Glenn checks in with Daisy about who's going to go to the club and she's like, well,

it makes sense if the boys go because they're going to be in drag. They'll want to be a part of it. And you know, just to make sure everyone knows they're straight, we can send me along because they're all in love with me. So he's like, well, that makes sense. I thought you were going to go with Gary. She's like, yeah, I'm going. So then Glenn's like, are you sure the girls are going to be okay? Who gives a fuck what the girls think? I'm so sick of these whiny ass fucking girls on this boat. I can't take it. And at least for a while I could take the putans.

Diana. The Portuguese. Yeah, yeah, her. I could take her, but even she's the worst. And they were on Watch What Happens Live. Did you see it? No, I couldn't. Honestly, I could not sit there and listen

to what these two had to say about anything. Me neither, I didn't watch it either. But I read a lot of comments, because I was like, no, I won't do that. But I read a lot of comments on it, and it just says that they were doubling down the whole time on their behavior. Of course they were.

So you're still assholes. Even after watching yourself on TV, I can respect a good, listen, I watched myself on TV, It was a bad edit. You know, at least try that. But these girls are like, no, Daisy sucks. No, you suck. I'm glad that she did this to you because neither one of you deserve it. Yeah. And also like Daisy is like, she's the star of the show. First and foremost, she ranks she's also your boss. And she gets to take the, she gets to go on the fun shit.

She gets to do the rewards. That's what she gets. And if you're like, oh my. Also, the drag queens want to hang out with Daisy, not with fucking Deonna and Dodo Bird over there. They definitely don't want to hang out with you. They definitely don't want to hang out with Danny. No.

You know, Danny is the type that goes, guys, just love me. I'm just like, they just think I'm so hilarious. And she'll put on like little sparkles under her eyes and think she's like fabulous. And then she'll be like, I just love Danny Minogue. And it's like, okay, great. Congratulations. And the guys are like, that girl has taken every dick in front of us.

We must stop her. Yeah. I think, I think Daisy has every right to take this, this opportunity and I'm glad she does. And those girls can just like suck it. Okay. Because they are still getting eight hours of like an eight hour break, which is a long time on a charter. So, um, uh, Glenn's like, well, will they be able to stick to their normal hours of rest? Cause I remember when I was younger, I couldn't stick to my normal hours of rest." And they show the afro picture again. 007 Well, what are their normal hours of rest? Every hour is a moment of rest.

All right. So then it goes to Danny, who's calling Cloisy Cloys, and she's like, I've just been in laundry pretty much the whole day again. Hi, guess what? You're a stew on a boat. Yeah. What are you gonna be mad at the snuggle bear for constantly being thrown in the dryer? Yep. Yep. And you told Daisy that she's not inspiring you. So as long as she's not as long as she's not inspiring you,

she's not going to try to inspire you. So congratulations. Welcome to the dungeon. So now and Danny's just like fantasizing about how fun it would be if they all went to inspire you. So congratulations, welcome to the dungeon. So now, and Danny's just like fantasizing about how fun it would be if they all went to the club. So now- While shit talking Daisy, that's not how it works, ma'am. Okay, you need to kiss the little butt.

All she does this entire episode is shit talk Daisy, talk about what a bitch she is, what a terrible boss she is, and then she's mad she doesn't get to go. Well, you, no. Yeah, you can't tell your boss, you know, I really don't think you're just like really not inspiring me. And like, honestly, there's like no direction. And if we didn't have the direction, we like,

like you don't give the direction. We have to do everything ourselves. And then you expect her to say, oh, okay. We know what I would love as a reward is for you to go to the club. And in fact, Danny probably thought that. Danny probably thought, you know, Daisy realized that she was being a bad supervisor to us.

So as like compensation, she should have sent us to the club to like make things right. That's probably what Danny thought. Well, you know, squeaky wheels. Everyone says squeaky wheel gets the grease. And you know, am I saying squeaky wheel gets taken off the car and changed with a non squeaky wheel.

It gets a new shackle. Squeaky wheel has to clean the grease on this show. Yeah. So then, let's see. Gary is tattletaling on Keith because he's in bed. And she's like, Gary, stop it. And then Gary's giving her a massage. And he's like, I've never seen Keith

giving you a back massage. She's like, well, you've never seen Keith make my back break out in odd sores that can't be explained for months either. So what I'm learning is as I got older, I think I'm better at knowing what I want in a partner. You know, there's Gary, who's like a fucking yo-yo and I pick him pick up on that and then I become hysterical and reactive. If you've ever seen two yo-yos get tangled up in their strings, it's really disgusting, it's fucking disgusting. And then you got Keith, who's,

what's the opposite of a yoyo? He's like ground, he's just flat ground. And I like that, it's safe and secure, and your yoyo can just land on it and just stop yoyoing. That's nice, I like that energy. Did anyone else just feel their boner go down as she was talking about Keith? I mean, not my literal boner, but my like figurative boner go down as she was talking about Keith. Not my literal boner,

but my like figurative boner, I guess, because she's just like, and then there's Keith. Safe, secure, low in sodium, good for the heart. I was like, oh, Jesus Christ, Keith needs to end up with fucking Ellery. Keith, the arm talker. Let me tell you, did you notice this week how he does that? Yeah, that's funny. He does do that. I didn't notice it, but when you say it, I totally see it. Oh, yeah. You know, sometimes you go into McDonald's and you want to order a Gary, you know, a nice Big Mac combo meal, fries, the lettuce and the secret sauce spilling off

the buns, delicious. Or sometimes you just get a sad salad. and that's key. A McDonald's salad. I can't wait. Thin feels better than cake tastes or whatever they say. By the way, that's not true. It's supposed to be good for you. By the way, thin does not feel better than cake tastes. I've been thin-ish. I've never been thin. I've been thin-ish and let me tell you, cake is better. Okay. Now, can I tie my shoes more when I'm thinner? Sure. Can I wear clothes from more than old Navy online? Sure. Cake's still better. Wasn't it like nothing tastes as good as Skinny Feels? Is that what it was? Yes.

Nothing tastes as good as Skinny Feels. Yeah. Kate Moss. Yeah. Kate Moss. That should be her name. I was always hoping that would happen to her, that one day Kate Moss would be like, fuck it, I'm so sorry for her hair when she'd get everybody.

Every day on Instagram, I'm gonna be eating a cake. Just call me Kate Moss. Kate Moss. That's a nice reinvention. Nice re-frame. I should do that. I should make a Cake Boss Instagram and then just start posting myself eating cake every day in like model shots. I'm going to do it.

That could be a drag persona. No, not in drag cake. You know why I won't do drag, right? I will be beat up by other drag queens, not by straight people, not by homophobic people, by actual drag queens. They will drag me for filth. Okay, that's not about me. It is about Cake Moss, so I'm writing that down. Pete Slauson Cake Moss. So, Daisy is like, girls, I want to speak to you about this evening. So,

I know they've invited us to the club, but neither of you are going to go. And I'll explain why. You're both two immature brats. And if I bring one of you, the other one's going to complain. I don't want to hear it anymore. Also you haven't been cleaning and Danny's annoying. So both of you are going to get nine hours of rest tonight and that way you two will be well rested and it's just the way it's kind of worked out and I'm going to go to the club." And Dan was like, well, it's up to you.

Fine. Well, they're both a mess. I'm sorry, but hopefully you'll get it done real quick. And Danny's like, somebody get me a fucking pumpkin because I'm Cinderella and Daisy is my evil stepmother. This bitch will prevent me from going to the ball. You were never invited to the ball. And let me tell you,

the second you left your damn payless over there would be the last you saw of it because no prince would be showing up at the door trying to claim it. Last time I checked, you were going to the ball, or at least you had your mouth around one in the guest room. So you've been getting your privileges, ma'am, okay? They've had enough balls.

Okay, as far as I can tell, Cinderella did not apply for the job of sweeping up ashes and then complain that she didn't like her job and want to go to the ball, okay? Cinderella was in a shitty situation with a shitty stepmother who came in and fucked up her life. You actually applied to be Cinderella.

You actually filled out an application and went through a process and said, I wanna be Cinderella. I would like to clean up after people, please. And then you got here and now you're wondering where your chariot is. There is no chariot. You did this to yourself.

Yeah, stop stealing all the balls. So then Deanna's like, well, she's doing it on purpose because she's mad at Danny and now it's affecting me. Also, you're boring. Okay. And drag queens don't want to hang out with you. I'm sorry. You seem like a fairly nice girl 80% of the time. Them drag queens do not want you girl. Those drag queens probably said, do not bring those girls. Don't do it. There's no way that those drag queens want to hang out with Diana. Sorry. Like you're just not fun. You seem like Ronnie said, you're,

you've seen like a very, very nice person. You're beautiful, but you're too much of an introvert for these drag queens. That's just the way it is. They've already got Ellery. Okay. Keith is talking about the plan. So they're making the drag show plan. you know, the guys, they're like, oh my God, we have to wear wigs. It's so wacky. And dinner's being planned and Cloyce is like, last night's dinner was absolutely terrible. So, these charter guests have grandiose personalities and I'm going to give them a meal and a match. Truffles, caviar, then I'm going to do mushrooms on another thing, then I'm going to do another

fish with mushrooms, and then I'm going to do another fish with mushrooms. It's going to be nuts. Chef Cloyce is going to work, bitch. The category is cloches. So, and then the guys are getting into their drag, which we've seen this a million times like neon wigs, bad makeup, strange outfits. I feel like they do this every single season on below deck sailing, right? They're all tragic drag queens and they do it in that way.

That's like, we're still straight guys. You can tell right? You know, where they don't fully commit. They That's like, we're still straight guys. You can tell, right? You know, where they don't fully commit. They're just like, let's get some neon wigs. In fact, I think they're the same neon wigs we see all the time. Do they just keep them now in the props? I think so, cause I could swear we've seen

these neon wigs before, especially on Gary. But this time Glenn wears one, which is kind of funny and he wears it like for a good amount of the episode. So they're just like joking about it and everything. kind of funny. And he wears it like for a good amount of the episode. So, um, they're just like joking about it and everything. And Keith is like, this is very nerve wracking. I am so far out of my comfort zone right now, but at the end of the day, that's what life is all about. I have her comfort zone. You're just wearing a wig. You're wearing a wig. And,

and, and like, you know, I guess it's the, it's the like the outfit or whatever, and like, you know, I guess it's the, it's the, like the outfit or whatever, but like, it's not like you would have been commissioned to do brains for a drink. You're still doing the same stuff you do every day. That's what life's all about. So Daisy's like, but we're restarting or we need, we have a little surprise for you drag queens. Without further ado to MC your fashion show is Princess Laquefa.

Okay. Why? Without further ado, to MC your fashion show is Princess Laqueefa. Okay. Okay. Why? He's like, here comes Princess Queef. Why? Why? I agree why, but this is, you know,

it's drag humor, you know? So Keith comes out, Princess Queef comes out and does a dance and And then next up is... That's like a cheese stick in man form. I was like, okay, that one makes more sense. And then, and then Davide is next and it's Davideva. Davideva? Davideva. Davideva.

Oh. And then Davideva is doing like a hula hoop dance and they're like, oh yes, come on, Elric could never. And then- My drag name would be Gorgonzola. I don't know why. It's not really funny or anything. I just really like Gorgonzola. What about Cake Moss?

Cake Moss, you're right, I would be Cake cake moss? Cake moss. You're right. I would be cake moss. Thank you. Misguided. So, um, uh, then we have Gary is Carolina Queen. So he comes in and he does this whole thing. He does this like, like legs, like windmilling over the sideboard, you know, like he's, he's done this before. Really? I mean, he's flung himself over tables and fallen down a lot, but drag? Well, like seductive dance bullshit. I don't know.

Chase comes out, he is Chase City Thundercock, which would- Oh, Chase City Thundercock, which would... Oh, Chase City, I get it. His name is Chase. That's like Chase City. By the way, we didn't talk about the part where we got to see his wiener outline when he was putting on his dress.

I just wanna say again, wow. Okay, go ahead. It was, I was like, am I seeing what I'm seeing right now? I'm sure... Was that even real? Or was that like one of the fake ones people use on Twitter? Well, I feel like on this show, if they're gonna like do like a fake wiener,

they would literally put in like an object. And so this looked like, it looked veiny. It looked like a real, It was veiny. A real erectile function. Not dysfunction. It was function. It was erectile function happening. Yeah, it was a lot of functions. It was function. It was rectal function happening.

Yeah, it was a lot of functions. It was like the Jumier League, there was so much functions happening. Yeah, it was like you could literally put a cocktail on that thing, it was like a shelf. Cause it was like off to the side, you know? Yeah, it was like pointing, it was like, I'm with stupid. You know, it was pointing to Danny.

Danny. Oh, where was the shackle? So then Chase does the whole thing. I mean, Chase looks terrible in drag because he's barely in drag and he has all those, he actually has really bad tattoos. So it just looks janky. He does, God bless his heart.

But you know who do you think looked best? Probably Gary. Really? I think Keith looked the best? Probably Garrity. Really? I think Keith looked the best. I think he looked adorable. He's a cute face. Keith looked like what's her face used to love to twerk on BloDeckMed. Oh, Courtney? Courtney.

Yeah, he was like a Courtney with slightly more personality. Yeah. How could you say that to me? Okay. Now, you know, we've just gotten a drag show. So what do we get for dinner? Salad, mixed green salad. But it does have a Parmesan emulsion. And so Detox is like, oh yeah, I'm here for Parmesan emulsion And then they all laugh because the drag queen said it. Yeah, and then there is, I have to say, the lobster crepe with truffle and whatever, that cream sauce, it looked delicious and I wanted that.

But I was also like, this is kind of heavy food before going to the club, but I guess- Also for someone who just keeps creaming anal over and over again. So he's like, you have lobster cake. I grated an ounce of truffle into the crowd. Like that he's like an ounce of truffle. Yeah. And so they love it. But then, well, first we get Danny complaining that she doesn't get to go to the club, which of course, and she's like, I wish I was going to the club. And of course,

he sounds like the worst thing ever. She's like, I know, but I want to so badly. I just want to. So then a guest, probably Ellery, is like, who's coming with us tonight? Well, I'm gonna go. Gary's gonna go. Chase is gonna go. And Keith is gonna come along.

They've been really good sports all season, unlike my little brat girls. Hope you didn't hear this up down there in the bathroom that you're cleaning, girls. So the guys have to dock the boat in drag. And that's funny. It's funny that they do that.

So the first thing that was served looked really good. You know, it was like the, what was it, polenta or something with the mushroom or whatever? The crepe with the lobster. The lobster crepe or whatever. That looks delicious. But then he's serving fish again with more mushroom or whatever. The crepe with the lobster. The lobster crepe or whatever. That looks delicious, but then he's serving fish again with more mushroom. Why? Why are you doing that?

I missed the second fish. I missed, I missed. Oh yeah, the branzino. Yeah. Yeah. Why are you doing that with more mushroom? Yeah. I would, I would have zero complaints. That to me sounds like an ideal lineup.

Fish and mushroom followed by fish and mushroom. Yes, I love mushrooms. I love fish. Salami. I want that. It looked fine, you know, although mushroom and asparagus puree doesn't sound okay, but you know what? That's weird.

I'm going to get off Boise's ass because he made a crepe and that's like my favorite. That's one of my favorite things. I, you know, Yotam Otalingi, the famous cookbook writer, I made something, one of his dishes that called for making a mushroom ketchup. And can I tell you something? It was divine. I think mushroom ketchup should be a thing. I think we should make mushroom ketchup.

Yes, I don't even remember. It was something like- Doesn't it just look like baby poo? It's a little bit like that. It's like, it's almost the color of my, it's like more, it's sort of the color of the hoodie I'm wearing, like, but more like a tan.

It looks just like a tan. It was delicious. It was like all the fun of ketchup with just a smack of mushroom to it. All the fun of ketchup. That would be your, that would be your drag name. All the fun of ketchup. Or just mushroom ketchup.

No, I like all the fun of ketchup. That's just so true. All the fun of ketchup. All the fun of ketchup. Now with more mushroom. Hear it ketchup. Have a fun of ketchup? Now with more mushroom. Here at ketchup, we've decided to change things up. So now when you get ketchup, it's going to come with a hundred percent more mushroom in it. Because that's just what's good for you. Commercials, here comes one right now. So then, um, Cloyce is like, they may think they've seen it all, but I have to say this chef does in fact have a few tricks that you may not have seen yet.

I made your nose disappear. Well, it's like, where's my fucking nose, bitch? I need to use that thing and not just for smelling. You know, I also love that when he's like, I have a few tricks up my sleeve. He's sitting there doing this. He like has like a ball or something that he puts into his hand.

And then he's doing this for five minutes, getting it tied. He's like, it's gonna disappear. Just hold on, keep the camera rolling. Just a little bit longer. And it's still there. Just hold on, keep the camera rolling. Just a little bit longer and it's still there. Oh, whoops. No more ball. Well, I can't make anything disappear, so. Unless it's a cake.

Unless it's a cake. Unless it's a cake. I'm gonna eat cake. This is a Crappens on demand. Okay, Crappens on demand thing. Oh my goodness, everyone, I've got a white circle in my hand and oh my God, everyone. I've got, I've got a white circle in my hand and oh my God,

it's not there anymore. I'm watching Ronnie. You didn't, I'm sorry. I'm on the Instacart ordering cake. You can do that. I literally, I literally did a magic trick for you and you didn't even want, I'm so sorry. I was like, Oh, he's busy. I can get a cake. Wait, you want to see a magic trick? Okay, watch this one. Okay, it's a circle. It's a circle. Okay. Sometimes in life, there's more than what it seems. I just made a Dublin size. Whoa. My God, were you holding Chase's wiener earlier? That's amazing. Made a Dublin size, but look, I can make it disappear. Close my hands and disappear. Saw that one.

But the other one was pretty good. The other one was pretty good. Wait a second, wait a second. Look it's two circles or is it just one? Wow, what a sleight of hand. I'm annoying everyone who's only listening to the audio. They're like, what the fuck has been doing right now on this camera? Also the people who have that video.

I'm just kidding. David Copperfield, watch out. J.V. David Copperfield. That would be my magician name. David Copperfield. Here he comes. Oh my God. There's David Copperfield. He's been canceled

for feeling up cake. David Blaine, or as I like to call him, David Blame, because he's mad he didn't get to go to the club also. That's just the Steve's. Makes no sense. Okay, so the chefs, I mean the chefs, the guests are getting ready to- I'm sorry, what are you saying? Danny Blaine, instead of David Blaine, Danny Blaine.

I like that you're still workshopping it. It's like this season on Below Deck Down Under, you're like, David Blaine, down. There's only so many magicians. There's only so many magicians I can come... It's like David Blaine, David Copperfield, and Chris Angel. And then after that, like, good luck, you're not, you're not famous enough. Pete Slauson Isn't Carrot Slop a magician or is he only a talk?

Pete Slauson Carrot Slop. I think he meant mushroom ketchup. Pete Slauson Oh, the fun of ketchup. Okay, so everybody's getting ready to go out and the boys decide to just stay dressed how they are because why not. And then now they're going over plans for the next day. So Keith is like, what's the plan for departure and everything? And Glenn's like, the plan is, and Chase says, zero drinking, zero tolerance. Glenn's like, well, that would be normal policy on board. But if you're going to keep these guests entertained, no one, none of this, two drinks, that's it, two drinks, and you guys are back on the boat at two o'clock, and anybody forfeiting the rules tonight will be forfeiting their share of nurses from the

cave. What was that? I mean, I mean the tip, the tip. Chase is like, well, I'm gonna egg everyone to fuck to fuck up now You guys can all stay till four in the morning. Oh So Daisy's like well, this is late and I know what I'm sorry one of the drag queens I think it's detox is taking long to get ready and so as a result, I think what this means is that the stews can't start cleaning the

The rooms because they're still waiting which means means they're going to be up a little bit later. So Daisy says, well, this is late and it'll be too much to do. So Diana, I'm sorry, just stay up and I'll work out the hours. And Diana's like, fine, but it's always me. And she's like, well, hopefully the covens won't be too bad because oh, they are. Putin will get you. Yeah. And you know, she, Deonna does have a point in this that it is always her like that. I mean, I guess I hear her say that the most. So I guess I'm assuming that that's the truth. But who cares? It's your job. Do your fucking job. So Daisy's like, my sole purpose of my job as chiefs do is to make sure the guys get what they want and when they want it.

And that's what being a good host is. So she's like, they think this is going to be fun, but I want to be in fucking bed, you know? Yeah. So Glenn's like, okay, Daisy, you know the drill, two drinks, two a.m. Don't expose the drag queens to sunlight and don't feed them after midnight. And don't forget to give that really surly one some cheese sticks. But don't get water on her. So Danny, Lola, Lola, Lola's going to show back up at the boat in a little Corvette. She does kind of, she does kind of give those gremlin vibes that like really hot girl gremlin

with the blob. Yeah. Oh, a hundred percent. She's like the lady gremlin, whatever, whatever the lady gremlin. I mean, she's very pretty Lola, but I could totally see her playing that Gremlin role. Okay, so Danny, so yeah, so now Danny and Deanna are talking and Danny's like, she told me to tell you to get a bit of me dying.

And she goes, but then she changed her mind. And they're like, oh my God, let's kill her. But wait, I only get eight hours sleep, you get nine. It's that, it's only get eight hours sleep. You get nine. It's that. It's that. It's the only eight hours and you're getting nine hours. Oh my goodness. So now they're all going to head out. The blessed few get to go out to the club and Daisy's like, thanks again, detox for

bringing us all out with your fabulous friends. How'd you invite us out? So they, so, you know, of course, they start drinking pretty quickly and pretty hard. So Gary and Daisy are on their second drink, like right away. Now here's what I don't understand. Like here's how I would approach the situation.

I know it's tempting, but like, why don't you guys just drink your drink slower in this situation? Like given that you're on the clock, like why don't you just, like if you're, cause you know Given that you're on the clock, like why don't you just, like if you're, because you know the guests are going to pressure you to drink more and more and more.

So if you just drink very slowly, that should help, right? Am I just being totally naive? I guess when the shots come around, there's no, or you could by the way, just be a professional and say, I can't, because I'm still working. Yeah, I think that they just think that they'll get away with it.

I think Daisy is of the mindset that if she's not fall down drunk, she'll be fine. And she knows what she can handle. Gary, and also I think Daisy gets off a lot lighter on this show because Gary's there. I think if she was drinking as hard as she was every night without Gary there, people would be like, something's wrong with Daisy.

Like Daisy's got an issue. But because Gary's there, he kind of overshadows her. And also she can hold her liquor better. Like, she's fine when they get back to the boat. She's not acting like an idiot. Yes. She gets into uniform, she's attentive, she's like back on business. Yeah, she's just fine. And I think that actually, if Gary had not been such a disaster, Glenn would have probably, he probably would not have asked them how many they had drunk, how many drinks they had,

or he might've looked the other way and played dumb, you know? Like Gary forced the issue for all of them. Yeah, as usual. So then the girls are pissed now. They're like, I don't give a fucking Tiana. It's like, I'm not standing up for her anymore. Who cares?

Who needs you fucking standing up for her? The only reason you have to stand up for her is because you're working with fucking, you know, Satan over there who's dissing her every two seconds. Yeah, like who do you have to defend her to? Like there's no Senate committee that you're testifying in front of. The only person who you have to discuss Daisy with is the bottle of mushroom ketchup over there named Danny But I thought you liked a mushroom ketchup You're right. She's garbage ketchup

She's peach ketchup So Deanna's like I try to understand Daisy, but at this point she's doing shitty job managing time. Excuse me, ma'am Daisy, but at this point she's doing shitty job managing time. Excuse me, ma'am. When you bitched last time, didn't Daisy end up saying, I'll do this, you go to bed because apparently you're not happy. And she's like, oh, she's passive aggressive, but Daisy still stayed up all night to do your job because you fucking complained. And I think that was Daisy's mistake was giving in even a little bit and being passive aggressive instead of just saying, this is your fucking job. okay? Cry on your own time. Yeah, I think, like that's one of the problems,

I think sometimes of being like a nice boss, is that then people expect, like, if you, I mean, I don't want people to be terrible bosses and evil bosses, but I think one thing we see on the show though, is if you're going to be a nice boss, there's like, there's actually an art to it. And if you are not, if you're not careful, I think the people who work under you forget that they work under you and they

maybe think that they're like a peer or something like that. And sometimes they just need like a little slap on the wrist to be like, no, like all this stuff that you're complaining about as a privilege. And I've been nice to you and you've gotten a lot of nice things. So just go take your eight hours of sleep and stop complaining about it. Yeah, stupid. So then Deanna is just complaining and complaining and now she agrees with Danny. And then Danny is telling us maybe I helped her, maybe I inspired her. I think Daisy's used to stews that just shut up and take it.

Actually, no, she's not. And that's why you're not really bothering her all that much, you know? And maybe she's like, but Deanna and I'll- Say it again? I think she's used to stews that do their job. Well, she's not really used to that either. I mean, we've been watching this show long enough.

Daisy is used to a clusterfuck, and you are one, but you're like a blip on her radar. You're like a problem that's gonna be gone very soon. You know? Yeah. You're not lucky enough to be like herpes that keeps coming back. You're like chlamydia.

You're like an antibiotic shot away, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Mosquito bite even. So the guests are now... Anal! The guests are pressuring Daisy to keep... They're like, come on, keep drinking, keep drinking, come on!

And Ellery's like, guys, I'm tired, shut up, Ellery! So then Daisy's like, well, I don't know what to do. I feel like it's rude to turn down a drink. I'm here to serve and to cater. I'm like, you're here to serve and to cater, correct? And not to drink the catering that you're serving. Yeah, not imbibe. You didn't say imbibe. And so now the drink counter is going off. She's had three drinks. Keith has had two and Gary's had four after he just did a shot. And now it's time to go to the nightclub. And so now Danny and Deanna are still bitching and back to the club. Chase

is like, let's not fucking drink too much tonight guys. This is huge wiener guy telling you this. You all have to listen to me. I'm going to knoll you. Just remember, I will be receiving your tips because you're going to drink too much. And Gary's like, oh, Jay, shut up. You're the most boring motherfucker around. I'm going to get shit feast. Two drinks for me is like, boring motherfucker around. I'm going to get shit faced. Two drinks for me is like, no. Does he say I'm going to get, or I'm not going to get shit faced?

Read the way he says, two drinks for me is like nothing. I'm like, do you remember how you made us sit through that really annoying scene of you drinking a glass of wine to celebrate how you stopped drinking? What happened to that energy? Because that is gone right now. Literally five minutes later. I love that HR probably had some talk with him

and he's like, okay, from now on, you're only getting good boy clean, Gary. And, you know, 10 minutes later, he's like, okay, you got that on an episode. Just watch that over and over again. So then he's like, I'm Carolina McQueen and I like to party. Right now, I'm not even Lyon and McQueen and I like to party right now.

I'm not even Gary. Whatever happens is on her. So now Gary's had six drinks. Daisy's had four. I was actually sad that Daisy had four because I was like, okay, maybe Daisy will have three, but I was like, Oh Daisy, you're also just going to go racing right past that, past that finish line. And even Keith has had three. So Chase is like, I'm shitting a brick, bro. I mean, we're still on charter. We don't drop off till tomorrow.

So Glenn, me and Glenn is like back boring Chase. He's like, well, you know Cloyce, Cloyce not Chase, you know, there's like fucking mites living in our eyelashes and shit. And there's stuff living in our gut that we can't live without. He's like, mm hmm. You know, in certain animals, they can't fucking reproduce it at the microbes.

It's crazy. So then, um, you know, Chase is like, Oh God, when are we going to leave guys? Cause it's a quarter to two. So Chase gets them all out of there. They all leave. Good little boy, Chase does it. And they do. Gary has now had 10 drinks. Now let me also remind you all that when it said that Gary's had 10 drinks, I think it was somewhere around like one 15, one 20, when he hit the 10 drinks, they didn't, they were still on the boat at 11 AM. That means that he had like basically 10 drinks in about two hours.

That's wild. Okay. 10 drinks in two hours, maybe let's give them two and a half hours, even three hours. That's a lot in that span of time. Tanner Iskra I mean, been there. David Kemp I, maybe in college. In college, I would- Tanner Iskra I didn't go to college, okay? My college was my 20s and my 30s, and half of my 40s. David Kemp But like, I think- I gotta go to college, okay? My college was my 20s and my 30s, and half of my 40s. But like, I think the school of life lasts a lot longer, okay? It takes a lot longer to get through when it's free. Like in my college days, like, I swear to God, like there were probably several nights where I had like 15 beers, for sure. But that was also spread over from like

starting at eight, going to two in the morning, which is still like a lot of beers, but like over six hours. But I'm just saying I'm not being judgy over the fact that like, I can't believe you thought it's like that you're on the job and you were told to drinks and it's that you're right and drinks in the span of two hours. You're right. It's just like a very heavy drinker. I just can't go there with you. You know what I mean? I'm like, I support you on this path, Ben. I'm just not next to you. I'm behind you, swerving. I'm not trying to be judgy to our heavy drinkers out there. I'm just being judgy to Gary,

who's being a heavy drinker on the clock when he's been down to. Yeah, no, no, I hear you. And on top of the fact that he just had his whole little scene where he's like, yeah, Gary, it's just. And on top of the fact that he just had his whole little scene where he's like, Yeah, Gary, it's just fucking, it's just typical Gary. And he ruins it, he kind of ruins it for everybody. You know what I mean?

And also he's a boss. So he's, I think that if he had kind of stayed within, and Keith is an adult, but Keith also is like, you know, oh, they're doing it. Why not have another couple of drinks? Obviously it'll be fine. So if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff too? If they jumped off a cliff with fucking shots of Adderall and

the Coke and Lola's Bustier, fuck yeah, I would. So meanwhile, back on the boat, you know that Jupiter doesn't even have a solid surface. It's a gas giant. It's not a rocky planet, you know. Let me tell you something else is a gas giant? Me after some mushroom ketchup, hey! Pete speaking of Jupiter, I told you, but I'm going to Jupiter, Florida this weekend for a 30-year reunion of all the apprentices that did that stuff at the Burt Reynolds Dinner Theater back in the day. I cannot believe it. That was my college, actually. Speaking of college and Jupiter, that was mine. I cannot believe it. That was my college actually.

Speaking of college in Jupiter, that was mine. So wish me luck. Wow, drops of Jupiter. So- I know my way around here. I am gonna wish you luck, Ronnie. I hope you have a great time in Jupiter. Well, thank you.

So I like to call it Jupiter to make it sound a little classy. Yeah, thank you. So that's gonna be great. So now I'm back at the club. They are, it's time for them to go. So they are heading back to the boat and Glenn is waiting on the deck because Glenn knows Gary is gonna be wasted.

So he's not even, Glenn's like, I'm not going to lie in my bed and get woken up. I'm gonna witness this because I know he's gonna get wasted. So they all come back and Glenn's like, so how was it? And Ellery's like, well, they only had two drinks, Glenn. Pfft, shut up, Ellery, you don't have a good poker face.

She ruined it for everyone. Yeah, Ellery purposely throws them under the bus, which I thought was gross. I mean, I'm kind of on Lola's side against Ellery. I think Ellery's an asshole too. So then Glenn was like, great Daisy, did you have fun? She goes, we did have fun. And she seems soberish, right?

I'm sure she doesn't smell it as she passes right by him. And then Gary's like, she wants me, he's like, you want me to come to the boat? Oh my God, oh my God. I almost dropped my shoes on the boat. Oh, blah, blah, blah, shoes on the boat. Oh my god, I almost wore my shoes on the boat. Gary is doing weird things on the end of that pass-ar-ail. He's like falling over and he's just like, he's doing that thing where he is the drunk

person trying to pretend like he's sober and he's definitely not succeeding, you know, so he's like trying to walk sort of straight and normally, but he's also flailing at the same time and he's like futzing with the shoe box. And he's like, I almost brought my shoes out. I'll make it cold for you guys. I'm sober and attentive. And Detox is like, Glen, this is my daughter.

And I swear she's sober and she's going to bed, which was also kind of a bus throw. Uh, but Gary, there's no hiding it with Gary, you know? So Gary kind of is the bus rolling under itself. So, um, Gary's like, well, I'm just going to get a shoe basket and I'll get the jacuzzi cold for you guys. If our neighbor ever most has lawn, mow your lawn. It's a hot tub.

Anglin, okay Gary, you're gonna go to bed? You want me to tell you stories about gas giants and mites in our eyelids? Good night everyone! Good night, it was wonderful seeing you. Good night. Glad I only had tea drinks with you all. Good night. Okay Gary, you can go to sleep. You didn't like detox.

And then- So, yeah, he might've gotten away with it if he just went to bed, but instead he goes down to bed and then climbs out like an escape hatch or something. And he's like, time to get to me. And so now he is wasted on deck. And he's like sitting in the corner laughing. He's like,

he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like,

he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like,

he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, talking to himself. Yeah, yeah, it's you. He he he he. He he he he. He he he he. He's just like sitting there chain smoking, talking to himself. And the captain can see all this, you know?

So meanwhile, Lola is talking shit to Daisy at the bar. And she's like, who's more of a pain in the ass, Ellery or Lola? Oh no, who's talking to? I think it was actually Detox. I think Detox said it. Who's more of a pain in the ass, Ellery or Lola? Oh no. Who's talking to? I think it was actually Detox. I think Detox said it. Who's more of a pain in the ass? Ellery or Lola? And he's like, none of you are a pain on the ass. None of you. And Lola's like, you're more of a pain in the ass than I am. No, no one is. Everyone's great. You and Ellery are both wonderful, wonderful guests.

And Ellery goes, yeah, in the delusional world of Lola. She's like, oh my God, not the right one. You're boring as fuck, Ellery. Lola versus Ellery. I could watch it all day. So then Gary is like, no, no, smoking, sitting, I'm, I'm, I know, I know. He has like that weird laugh where he's He has like that weird laugh where he's... He sounds like a demon being slowly sucked out of a person, you know? Very exorcism-y. So D Talks is like, well, don't be upset, Lola, when someone snaps back at you the way that you snapped at them. That's my note.

And Lola's like, don't even. You're a little aggressor the entire time with me too. So no, no, nevermind. Everyone, everyone do not mind Lola, okay? So then Lola turns to Daisy and she's like, I'm so sick of it. I'm so sick of her being a cup fitness to me. All right, tensions are high, but nobody's doing anything wrong. She's like, well, I just want to say that I've had a lovely time on this boat with y'all. Dez says, yes, you've been great. Honestly, you've been great, except for your general attitude and persona and everything else about you. So Gary is still like, and Chase is like, Chase is back to work.

He's in his uniform. He's cleaning and everything. And Keith is like, Keith goes up to Gary and he's like, he's like, yeah, hey, what's going on? You know, I saw Glenn and I was like, fuck, we're gonna get in trouble. And Gary was like, hey, all right, having, I reckon it's gonna be a good fucking chip,

you guys, let's manifest it. I'm so glad someone finally said that because he's like, you know what? I hate a fucking bag. It's so difficult There's a pockets in here. Yeah It's time to fight for the women's rights to have pockets because this bag sucks. He can't find anything in there He's just right through his purse trying to find another sticker first trying to find another sticker. I have to say over the summer when we went to Europe I did actually use my very first ever man purse and I loved it. Yeah we both had our little euro bags.

I had one too. A little something. I didn't love it as much. I liked it because I just felt like, I don't know, it was like I didn't have like pocket issues. I don't know. I can't remember what it was, but I felt liberated. There was something that we're doing. You looked really cute in your little Mers

and you had a much nicer one than me. I feel like I had like five dollars. Mine was five dollars. Off the street that I bought in somewhere just for $10. But you have like a fierce one. You went like shopping online for years and got a really nice one. Mine was from Amazon.

It was $8 off of Amazon. Oh really? It looks so nice. Yes. Oh my gosh. It was, it had like a book bag clasp, but you know. It was cute. Yeah, it was real cute.

But you know what though? Both of us have upgrades now and I forgot to mention that. So I'm going to give you a bag. I have a bag upgrade, a man purse upgrade? You got a man purse upgrade that came in courtesy. I'll just say it, courtesy of the one and only Becky. No way.

Rebecca Minkoff gave us a Mercez? Rebecca Minkoff gave us Mercez. Oh my God. Okay, you have to show me tomorrow when we record that show. I'll show it on the show tomorrow. I'm so excited. It's a little teaser for our Rooney recap as Rebecca Minkoff show off moment. Oh my god. That's so cool. Okay, so Glenn is like, guys, he's working. So Gary, finish your

cigarette and go to bed. He's like, yeah, you know, move your lawn. He's like, go to bed, Gary. I'll go when I'm ready. Go now. So Gary goes, mad loss of respect, bro. What? Okay, Gary, you're not one to talk. So Glenn, you know- I think that Gary knows that he can't be fired, basically,

because Gary, this is a sailboat. It's not just a regular boat where you can just hire anybody to come on. This is a sailing yacht. And I don't think that they have as many people in that workforce that could do what Gary does. And that's why he gets away with all this shit. He'll probably be back next season.

What do you think? I mean, I think that they, I mean, I know you're just joking. He will probably, they probably will replace him, but that could be a very, I think that he- I'm not joking. I think they might keep him for next season. Wow.

Well, either way, I do think that there's something to what you're saying, that he knows that it's just not simple to just get a sail and boat replacement. He also knows he's like a star of the show. He also has a relationship with Glenn. I think that he's feeling comfy and I think he also is thinking that he's like famous in Bravo world. So I think it's going to his head and really out of all people, he's not the one to say mad loss of respect, bro. So Glenn says, you know, I've worked for Gary for a long time. No, you don't have to put up the Afro photo that I haven't worked from that long ago.

But you know, for him to disappoint me in this way, it doesn't really make sense. Glenn starts doing this thing where he starts squinting his eyes a lot cause he's so upset. He's like, I don't understand it. I mean, Gary knows better than this and Gary needs to go the fuck to sleep right now. Yeah. So Daisy, you know, he comes to bed and he's like, Daisy, you're doing something so drunk. And she's like, go to bed, Gary.

You are a bit drunk. And he's like, no, I'm not. I'm super. So she's like, I believe that Gary wants to change and then he spirals again. He's just so self-destructive. It's incredibly painful to watch. Sober, which is why I drink.

Yeah, I mean, I am very concerned about Gary's future as a human being. I think he's gone down a terrible, terrible path. Like just as a human being who's alive, I think I don't like what he does to people. But like this is someone who is- Well, I don't like what he does to people, but as far as what he does to himself,

I mean, I don't know. I pass dumpsters every day and I don't think about what's in them. I just keep driving, you know. Wish them the best. Yeah. He's pushed me too far. I don't care.

I mean, I don't want anything bad to happen to him. I just don't, I don't think about it. No, I think it's more or less like it's that thing when you're watching someone who has peaked in his life and like he doesn't realize. Well, welcome to the world of alcohol. Like you're on TV, you're like a star here. It's, the sand is flowing through your fingers right now

and he doesn't see it. It's very sad to me. Yeah. You know, he's also a raging alcoholic, like PK. Raging! 100%! So now, the next morning, Daisy compliments the girls on the boat, and Diana's like, yeah, it was crazy. She goes, the cabins were? She goes, yeah, I want to sleep. And she goes, nearly there, girl, a few more days, you can do it. So by the way, we did, we did, we didn't mention the fact that at one point when Deanna was cleaning, she was like, Oh, there's still poop in the toilets. So one of them,

Lola, I'm sure it was not Ellery. I'm telling you, that was Lola. Lola definitely left a turd in that toilet purposely, you know, purposely. She's came out of my poop. purposefully. She's a angry-poof leaver. Came out of my pain-all area. Yeah. So now it's breakfast time and Daisy knows she's in trouble and Gary's like, I can see his

itty-bitty-ditty-ditty. So then Danny is, basically Daisy's radioing for everybody to change and Danny's like, why am I scared? And Deanna's like, I know how I am and I don't say things right away. And the last time you had another extra hour, she said, Oh, I'm giving you an extra hour as well. And she didn't. And I still have haven't

seen all that extra hour. It didn't make sense, bro. Fuck you then Daisy. Well, why don't you say something? Why don't you say, Hey, I think you may have forgotten, but I'm supposed to have an extra hour. So now they line up. Everyone goes off. All the guests leave except Detox is there with, I guess, Detox's sister. And Detox, all of a sudden, Detox has a new persona. And Detox is like, it was such a pleasure. And I just want to say how important yesterday was for me being a visible queer person to

have all of you rally behind us in such a fierce way. It was really spectacular. And I know there was some murmuring about some of our satisfaction of the meal, but that cut fitness isn't here right now. And let me tell you something, we all loved it. Okay, fuck Lola LaCroix. Am I right, everyone?

Honk that motherfucking horn, Glen. Uh, bon voyage, motherfuckers. And Glen's like, oh, right, hold on a second. I got a special surprise for you. Brr brr, anal. Damn it, he upstaged my honk. Okay, girls, stew meeting, how do we feel? And Diana's, Diana, you look scarred.

And then I was like, yes, it was just a little like, I don't understand what happened, you know, to be honest, you know, I was the one waking up early and I went to bed the same time as Danny and then I was the one given eight hours of sleep instead of nine, eight full hours of sleep. What am I, a peasant working in sweatshop? This is ridiculous.

It didn't make any sense to me. I wish that Daisy had said, I know that you got shafted on the hour, but girlfriend was downstairs all day in laundry while you got to serve and be in the sun. So I felt like it was only fair. You know, whatever. I wish she'd come up with something, but she still gets defensive, you know, but I think she handles it. I think she handles her emotions well, but you still see Daisy getting like, oh, really? Fair enough. But the days were crazy. And I'll make sure

the next time that you get made up for it. But it's already the second time that it's happened so it's like annoying. And I don't make the management of the hours, you are the one. And you still got eight hours. What are you? Yeah.

Well, I really do put a thought into it and I'm not here just to cater to you. But I am doing my job. Absolutely. So you think I'm not doing my job just well next time if you can just think a little bit okay I will sit down and take the time to think just to make sure you get the same exact hours as Donnie. So she's like oh my god I got eight hours rest and she got mine listen to yourself you know she's like I think I stand up for

my girls I look after them and of course I'm getting pushback. That's a running pattern. It's exhausting. So then Keith checks in with her and she's like, I cannot stand those bitches. And she's like, he's like, yeah, they're whiny. And so he supports her. So she's like, Oh my God, you're just like a saltine cracker. I can't wait to eat you while I crave something better. It's like a saltine cracker. I can't wait to eat you while I crave something better. So now Glenn or radio is for Daisy, Gary, Chase and Keith to come to the master cabin because it's time to speak to the principal. And John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John,

John. Okay. So last night you went out with the guests, you know, I set some ground rules and I could tell that you had more than two drinks Gary's like well, I had a couple of drinks. How many did you have? five You being honest Gary. How many did you have cuz Ellery gave me a number and it wasn't five Fucking Ellery and now I see why Lola says about her. It makes all the sense

So he's like how many did I tell you to have? Two. OK, Keith. Keith had missed a four or five. Daisy had missed a daisy words to this. I had two drinks and two shots and two bitches downstairs bitching about me the whole time. So you had four drinks.

Well, if you want to say there are four drinks, but I like to think of it as one alcoholic drink, another drink with alcohol and two shots that are made of alcohol. So I think, I don't know, maybe about one drink total. So Chase and Chase is like, I had one beer, I'm a good boy. And he's like, that's it? One beer. And she's like, yeah, Chase is true. He's had one beer. And so Glenn's like, well, I don't want to take your tip, but if I set a rule and I tell you the consequences and I don't follow through, that's a fucking free for all, isn't it? And Gary just starts freaking out. He's like, we didn't abuse the situation. I was not drunk last night.

This is what's crazy, you know, and he's Gary's probably still drunk. Daisy knows right away she goes, your eyes have broke the rules and I apologize. Like that's all you have to say. She just like nips it in the butt. But Gary, for some wild reason, decides he's actually going to try to take this to trial. Idiot. And so Glenn's like, well, I'm up till two or three a.m. chasing you guys into bed.

Gary's like, which I've never seen in my life before, Glenn. Like he's mad at Glenn for making him go to bed. He's like, this guy's unbelievable. Because you're not following the fucking rules. He goes, really, no honesty, Glen for making him go to bed. This guy's unbelievable. Because you're not following the fucking rules. He goes, really? No, honestly, I was not woke up last night. It's like, it doesn't matter whether you're fucked up or not. The rule was two drinks and you had 10 and now you're lying.

You're now you're lying and saying you only have five and you're mad that you're getting called out on your lie on top of everything else. I mean, you're not getting called out on the lie, but you're lying and then acting like you were totally in the right. Like you have no leg to stand on in this situation. Pete Slauson And you were completely fucked up. Jared Slauson Yes. Pete Slauson And so, Gary's like, well, you can find, just take 100% from me then. He's going to. That's the fucking point, right?

Jared Slauson Yeah. Pete Slauson So, he's like, I don't think you're – Jared Slauson You don't get to prove it. Pete Slauson Yeah. Jared Slauson Glenn's like, I don't think your attitude's right. And he's like, so the guests are requesting us to drink. So then, he goes, no, Gary, don't confuse things. You were not forced to drink. And he's like, yes.

And he's like, no, you were not forced to drink. I did not say at any point that you have to drink. You knew the rules, you broke the fucking rules, and now guess what you're getting? Anal, please go away. Please. Now guess what you're getting? Ain't all, please go away. Please.

I mean, I think the way that Gary's acting, like I would fire him. You know, it's like he broke the rule, but then he's also the amount of attitude he's giving back to the captain, like the disrespect. I would a hundred percent fire him. Although I don't, I know that's not realistic, but you know. I think any other show would, but again, I think this one just can't.

Yeah. I mean, maybe chase could be boasts in, I don't know. It's, it's, it's dangerous. I mean, how do you do the sales and fix the sales when they go off the rail and do all that stuff. And the motherfucker just dropped a shackle in the water. So they're not going to trust chase to do it. You know, Davide, Davide may be able to pick up some of the slack. Like a lot of times those engineers are kind of like, they're like master of all trades a little bit. Yeah. I don't know, either way,

I thought Gary was being totally disrespectful. He was the one who fucked up and then he lied about being fucked up and then he's gonna try to make it seem like Glenn is being the unreasonable one. I think it's totally, totally inappropriate. Yeah, gross. Disgusting.

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