Watch What Crappens - #2697 Below Deck Sailing Yacht S05E15: The Gary Stink

Episode Date: January 21, 2025

This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Danni gets dumped after Chase finds out she hooked up with Gary and it’s really sad. LOL JK. Also, there are some ladies who almost die from gluten allergies. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comStream the 2025 Golden Crappies from anywhere in the world! Click below to get your tickets:https://crappies.kiswe.com/?utm_id=122237&utm_source=crappies&utm_medium=referral&utm_term=linkSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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about on ye ol' bros. I'm Ronnie. That's Ben. Hi Ben. Hi Ronnie. How's it going? Good. We just got back from SiriusXM where we did the show of the illustrious Jeff Lewis.

So that was a fun morning. And now we're here doing this below deck sailing recap. Okay. A couple of things we start touring this week. Friday we'll be in San Francisco, Saturday we'll be in San Diego. We will be doing Salt Lake City reunion part one in both cities come check that out. It's gonna be super fun The next week we're on broadway new york city at the town hall doing the golden crappy awards That's gonna be so fun. That show's coming together and voting is up now voting just went up

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But dare you, triple dog, dare you. Dare you. You did it. Dun dun dun dun dun. So how are you feeling? What you thinking about everything? I am over caffeinated. I had some strong ass cold brew

and it's rocked my world all morning. So that's what I'm over caffeinated. I had some strong ass cold brew and it's rocked my world all morning. So that's what I'm thinking about. You know, below deck sailing yacht, this was actually the penultimate episode. We only have one episode left of the season. We're about to have a big Bravo changeover. Summer house is like two weeks away. The new blow deck down under is two weeks away, I think. So we're, we're switching everything over. I'm excited.

Like this is actually a really exciting time to be going back out on tour and to be doing the golden crappies because we're about to get all like the new, the new class of shows. So I'm really excited. What are you thinking about? You sure are.

I got myself excited over the course of that. I was like, I'm like, I'm ready. I'm gonna throw my table over. Give me the new shows. Okay, let's get into below deck sailing yacht, season five, episode 15. How many episodes are there of this shit? My God, and I'm not sick of it actually.

I'm actually still enjoying it, but doesn't that mean next week should be the season finale? I mean, come on. It is, they said. Next week is the season finale. Yeah. Oh, part of it either. Okay.

Yeah. You know what? I have to say, Below Deck Sailing Out when it emerged, it was really like the runt of the litter. It was like no one watched it. That first season was like not great. It was just like this random, it's like Below Deck on its side. But now I think it might be my favorite

because it's so chaotic every single episode. So, you know, good for you. No, actually, no, Down Under is my favorite. Down Under is just so good. But this one I really enjoy a lot. Well, you're in luck, because Down Under comes back in a couple of weeks, buddy. That's correct.

So here we are. So Gary and Daisy and other people are getting in trouble because they went out with the guests and they were only supposed to have two drinks, but those drag queens dragged them down into alcoholism. And so, you know, poor Gary was totally fine before this, but he got drunk that one time, so he's in trouble. So Glenn's yelling at them. Well, not yelling at them, he's yelling at them. Well, not yelling at them,

he's yelling at them in Canadian, which is, guys, I don't like that. And Gary is like, but the dress, the guests made me do it. And he's like, Gary, no, don't get confused. You were not forced to drink, Gary. Okay, you knew the rules, you broke the rules, and now you're mad, okay?

I could have said, don't have any drinks. But did I say that? No Because I do have some realism attached to my personality still but still You know, I thought cut them a little slack, you know when I lived in the cave god, I love caves You know, sometimes we would need a drink to get by so I understood and it's the end of the season They've been working hard and they know I don't feel good taking a hundred percent I don't think that's fair, but you knew what the rules were and you went ahead and you did it anyway So basically he's like he's gonna say I'm gonna find everyone five hundred dollars, which is nothing

You should have taken her damn money taking that you see and I love that. He's like now listen here I'm gonna be strict. I set a rule and I'm gonna to follow. Okay, I'll only take 500 out of your tip. No, that's not what you do. You take the whole amount, money, sir. Whole amount or at least half, a 500, no, not enough. Because they all did it and they were brazen about it. But Gary is like, he's such a baby, but he also was like totally in the wrong.

And it's shocking that he's even protesting this instead of like having his, you know, like his tail between his legs. He's even protesting, he's even saying like, well, I was barely even drunk, but he could never tell I was drunk. I'm like, wait till you watch the footage, Gary, just wait. You were drunk and he's all mad, you know,

storming out of there. He's like, let's go. I don't know why Chase is in here witnessing all of this. I love that Chase got to see you get dressed down a little bit. You know, I don't even like just, but it was fun that he got that. I'm happy for Chase, you know, you don't have to like people to be happy for them in that moment. I mean, I don't hate Chase.

I don't like him. I only like him because he has that gigantic wiener they keep showing. Otherwise I'd hate him. That's so shallow. That's fine. You're a gay man. That's enough.

And Glenn, yeah, no. I mean, he's annoying. Chase is annoying as fuck. And he was the only one who did the right thing, but it doesn't excuse the fact that he's annoying as fuck. And he's annoying later this episode in different ways. So Glenn is like, when I set the rules, I never earned a million dollars. I never thought in a million, a million dollars would thought. I never thought in

a million years, I don't know why I said a million dollars. I never thought in a million years that I would have to withhold their tip. Overall, they took good care of the guests and they did amazing jobs, but these guys painted me into a corner period and there are consequences. Now here's the thing, when you're in a cave and you get painted in a corner, you make beautiful pictures, but we're not in a cave, unfortunately.

So then the crew gets to cleaning and chases, you know, pissy. So Danny asked him what's wrong and he's like, well, we had a two drink minimum and some people just couldn't listen. Basically everybody with me, and now he's taking 500 euro from each of their trip. Golly, whoo. You know, honestly, it is kind of fucked up. It is not fucked up.

He should have taken all of it. Yeah. Danny is like, I didn't know you guys were even allowed to drink until now. The rest of us were here cleaning up after everyone and left here working by ourselves. It's a bit fucked. So now Danny's, you know what's funny about this? Is that like Danny was already to complain about like, you guys got to go out to the club and we had to work. But now all these other people like Gary can complain about how they lost their tip. So like their complaints have now squashed, have like taken precedence over Danny's complaints and her complaints are now lost, which is great.

So now she's even more mad because they got to drink too. They've got to severely party. So he's like, I'm just so turned on right now because you're just so, you know, upset. Whatever. It's like all you which is all you really need to say to Danny at any time. That's really the only prize she's going for. Yeah, so Daisy is talking to Gary and she's like, I'm really embarrassed.

And Gary's like, two drinks, I'll have two drinks in 20 minutes, I wasn't drunk last night. Yeah, mm, okay. So I don't know what that has to do with what the rule is. You can drink two drinks in 20 minutes, sure. But you could have also maybe pace it out over two hours

like Len asked you to and saved yourself $500. Hope they were worth it. I'm always saying like, I drink two drinks in 20 minutes usually, I'm fine. I can have a million drinks. I know, and I'm saying congratulations, that doesn't matter. You still like the rule was two drinks.

So next time, pace it out over two hours. Gary. She's like, well, you know, I did fuck up, but both me and Keith are being dragged onto the bus because of Gary. And she's got a point. Like she fucked up, but she can hold her liquor. They wouldn't have gotten in trouble

if they came on like Daisy. Exactly. So now it's a tip meeting and he's like, all right, everyone, I thought that went really well. I mean, they were a fun group. Cloyce, there were some comments that said, this cut fitness keeps serving me fried cheese. So I think someone didn't like that. But overall everyone else was happy. So, um, yeah, he goes, however, some things did happen because three of our fellow crew members passed the two drink minimum.

And I'm gonna be real mean Canada and say they're all still very good looking, talented people. And Glenn, stay on, stay on their asses. Sorry, I just can't do it. It's Canada. So the crew without a loss of damages gets 2,500 euros, but Daisy, Gary and Keith are only gonna get 2,000 euros, really showed them.

Yeah, so Chase is like, woohoo, let's go to the strip club. Okay, so now he's back to work and Daisy's telling Keith, you don't have to pay the $500, I can cover it. I could pay a lot more than you. Which, by the way, class act, and on top of that, like, that should have been Gary who did that because Keith works under Gary. But class act for Daisy, and Keith is like,

no, no, don't worry about the 500 euros. I like to work in plays, so after, I'll go sign myself up for a community theater and earn that $500 back the real way. So don't worry, that doesn't sit well with me. And of course, Danny's still grumbling. Don't drink two more drinks. You can't do that. I mean, come on, the rest of us had to clean. Oh, for fuck's sake, my God. It's called the rest of you had to do your jobs that you were supposed to do anyway. So sorry.

Quiet over there. So Daisy's like, Oh God, I'm so embarrassed. Everyone's going to get a real kick out of this one. And Keith is like, well, it is what it is man. We fucked up. All we can do is just kind of take it on the chin. That's why I'm trying to keep my mouth shut. And she's like, well, you're doing well. So then Chase is like, I strictly told myself coming on to the season that I would not hook up with anybody. But Danny is super cute to some people and she's fun. So this boatman has changed into a real romance for me and I'm not upset about it.

And then of course, we get her view, which is like a boy picks me. I always dreamed of this day ever since I was a chubby little girl before I found out about gyms and cheerleading. So she likes him too. Now we know that the below deck season is ending, which means someone's got to get tapped or they have to commit to seeing each other after because that's how it happens. Like there's only one or two ways that you can do this. And so they're leading us to believe

that these two are gonna last forever. Which of course we know well. The next Uber driver that comes and gives Danny attention, she's outta there. I know, like, I mean, I was gonna say the next Starbucks barista, but like, she needs to take the Uber to get to the Starbucks. So Chase, they're gonna get there first.

So meanwhile, Gary is telling Chase to go fix the name on the back of the yacht. And so he's gonna have to do this thing. They were chasing is to work a loft on the back of the boat. And we're going to launch is probably gonna be one of the most dangerous things you could do. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's the usual thing where it's like, oh, it's dangerous. So he's gonna have to like go in the back of the boat and dangle.

And that's like a certain way to do it that is probably the safest way. Because if you don't do it the safe way, you could fall off and the back of your head could hit the dock. Yeah. Basically, Chase is like, well, just hang from right here. This seems like a good place to end.

And Gary's like, no, you need to listen to what I'm saying. He's like, no, I can do it from right here. So now Gary's bigger mad, you know? He's mad that Chase got that girl. He's mad that Chase didn't have a drink and he's mad that Chase got, watched him get in trouble this morning and now Chase won't even listen to him.

It's crazy. And so, so Gary just tattles. And you know what, honestly, I support this tattle. I think this is like a good use of tattling because Chase honestly doesn't listen to Gary and it's been an issue for already two years. So Gary's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, you know, Chase just wants to put on a rope and the god rest like Tarzan. And if he's going at it this way, he's going to follow back. Glenn, Glenn, I told Chase to go and get up on the haul yard. And so he would do the name and he said, no,

and now he's not going to, so why? And if he does this, Glenn will be held responsible for negligence. Blah, blah, blah, blah. You were falling down drunk all over the boat last night while you were chain smoking all over it. So he runs in. Also, not for nothing, Glenn already crashed the boat into the dock, so.

Well, that's true. It's gonna be okay. And okay and of course Chase is like give me some fucking credit will you credit for being the best mother I knew had to be and I do my job and I do it fast I could do Gary's job blindfolded baby you just dropped the land the the shackle thing yesterday yeah You shackle, shaken motherfucker. You shackle klutz, you shackle fuckface. So yeah, I mean, if you had not dropped the shackle last week, maybe I'll give you some grace, but you just dropped the shackle.

And we all saw you drop the shackle. So sorry, you've got to like do it the way Gary says um so then he went in and he's like oh my god uh Gary goes in he's like I told Chase to go and get the halyard so he could get do the name and he said no and now he's going to go at them what do you mean he said no hold on I'm let me let me get a monologue ready in my head I'm going to tell this kid off no one's ever seen it tell off like this Well, you just wait for it. Hey chase No, you shouldn't do it that way. You're a handsome guy. You work out a lot. Did you know there's microbes on your eyelashes?

Yeah, put on the hired yard so then chase Yeah, chase has this whole thing where he says give me some credit and then he now gets mad at Gary He's like so you just went went to Glenn and told him I wasn't listening? He's like, no, I did not do that. Which is funny that that's Gary's first reaction, which obviously that he did. Cause who else? Who else told Glenn in the span of 30 seconds

that Chase, this two person issue, it's not like it's not like Cloyce like huh huh huh Jason where the hell you're huh huh so Garza no I didn't say anything oh actually I did I can't lie my way about that one I was like you can't get your world across with you guys same as last season a and he's like wait a minute have you ever told me to do something that I haven't done ever? Can we just keep shooting to the shackle, the shackle drop?

Shackle, the shackle. Yeah, just keep. All the time, bruh. All the time, bruh. It's like, really? Like what? Oh, come on, dig a brick. No, because I stay up and I fucking help people do the dishes.

That means I don't listen to you. Come on, that don't go straight to Captain Hacks. So Gary basically lists all the things. He's like, this is too big. And Chase is just like not hearing it. Like Chase- Chase is having a fit.

It's so funny. He keeps like flapping his hands. He's like, oh, it's bullshit, okay. Think you fucking throw me under the bus. When you're in trouble, I mean, come on, do do every fucking thing you say Gary Look how respectful I am like you're sitting there having a fucking fit and you're resisting

You're resisting get you're actively resisting Gary while claiming that you don't resist Gary ever. So yeah So he's like, okay. Well, I would let you know again when you are not listening Okay, and he's like I will pound down the old shackle. Oh, I guess I can't do that because you didn't listen to me and now it's at the bottom of the ocean. So Chase goes and cleans the name and he comes back, goes quick and goes like, see look how quick and easy it was. And he's like, yeah, well, I'm not trying to ignore you. I'm not listening to you man. He's like, yeah, well, I'm not trying to ignore you. I'm not listening to you, man. He's like, yeah, yeah, whatever. So now it's time for preferential meeting. Final charter of the season, and it's ML.

ML is a real estate professional from Washington, DC, and she's bringing seven friends for a girls' trip. Oh, party. It's ladies' night. Yeah. Day one the guests would lock an all-around-the-world dinner and ask that the chef prepare a variety of dishes from all different cuisines. Ah yes, and Cloyce is like, well I like every this is so genuine this person says I like everything except things with gluten and I only eat romaine lettuce. All right, Amy

I've never heard that one before and I have to say as a waiter and Somebody who's watched every episode of below deck ever. I've never heard somebody say I only eat romaine Please keep your baby lettuce to itself. I will not stand for a mixed field of greens. You goddamn monster. Romaine Only, the second most basic lettuce. I mean, Romaine's hot. My favorite song from Dreamgirls. Romaine Only, Romaine Only.

Na na na na na na. It's a great song. I love the all lettuce rendition of Dreamgirls. What'd you say the all what version? All lettuce. The all lettuce. Also arguably romaine. The Pidgey's Wedge is the most popular

and nobody understands why. And I am telling you, I'm not getting baby jams. I love that the wedge goes off and becomes the most famous out of the group. And they're like, it's just iceberg. So, um, yeah, there was dietary restrictions. So all shellfish, red meat and nuts. So everyone's just like, no one can eat anything. One person can eat strawberries, mangoes or kiwis, I think.

They all have an issue. Yeah, all shellfish, red meat and nuts. That's a lot. And then strawberries, mango, kiwi. What the fuck? Come on, that's just enough. This is just too many made up American diseases in one for anybody to take it seriously. Listen, I'll

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help you tend to your wellbeing, check out New Year New Mindset on the Wondery app. Let's make this year our best one yet, baby. So, Cloyce is like, a couple of these are like serious allergies and like you gotta be careful so that we can go out with a bang and not a body bag. So he's like, where does that leave us? And it leaves you having dinner on the dock is what Gary says. All right, so let's go out with the bang, right guys? Danny's like, you cold? So now it's time to go out for dinner.

Cloyce is gonna stay back to work on the dinner, his dinner planning, cause it's gonna be challenging. And Glen is just watching his telenovelas in bed as usual. And so then we see Danny and Chase like making out and flirting and stuff. And Daisy's like, does anyone else not feel comfortable with the PDA? Yeah.

And he goes, what happened to Anthony? Right? And he says it really loudly. It's that way, you know, Chase can hear. What happened to Anthony? He's basically a total cock block. Yeah. And Danny's like, oh my God, those two wanna fuck.

They just don't, they just don't know it. And he's like, Chase is like, yeah, Daisy lives with Gary and Gary just wants everyone for himself. So I love Danny's, I love, I love Danny saying that, like, it's a bad thing. They want to fuck, but they just won't do it. It's like, yeah, God, what a, what a crazy concept that two coworkers that live in the same room

and know that when they have sex it causes unbridled drama on the boat are saying, maybe we shouldn't do this until after the season. But they've already fucked already anyway, so what do they care? After the first few times, it's just like going, like wow, here I am at the same grocery store. I mean, there's only so many weeks you can be excited

that there's a new Sprouts in the neighborhood. You know what I mean? After a while, you're like, why isn't there a bigger cheese section?'re like Why isn't there a bigger cheese section? Yeah, there why isn't there a bigger? Why isn't there a bigger cheese section at sprouts? I always feel like sprouts should have like a much better cheese selection. I know well I found like the fancy cheese selection today. Can you tell I just went there before the show I'm I I'm on that at sprouts like everything's about you were so exciting two weeks ago

No, I found I found everything I need y'all, okay? You got some mustard, you got some feta, we're in business. Well, Sprouts makes sense because remember, it was like a year ago that the daughter of the founder of Sprouts was a stew on Below Deck. So for like three days. You see, it was on theme. I almost went to the Ralphs and I was like,

have anybody have family members on Below deck? That's what I thought. See you later. Until I go and get a business. Big mistake. Huge. Yeah. So then let's go. We've got five minutes left. And so Davide is talking to Glenn and Davide is like,

how many minutes do we have left of this? And he's like five and he goes, oh, come on, start another documentary then. I want to watch them. Mm-hmm, I'm Italian. So he turns on one and he's like, okay, well this is the UFO whistleblower talking about recovered non-human biologics.

Sometimes I wonder, like we love Glenn. He's so sweet and so fun. Is Glenn an avid conspiracy theorist? I'm starting to wonder if we're starting to understand some things about him. Well, you know, conspiracies have changed so much. Like conspiracy theorists has changed so much. I used to love conspiracy threads and stuff

until it all became like crazy QAnon stuff, you know? So who knows? I guess there's different levels you can be. Right, I wonder, I just, he's talking so much about this stuff now that I'm getting a little concerned. But- Well, we know it's UFOs, so that's not- That's true. That's not a drone conspiracy anymore.

And now we've got the Jersey drones, and yeah, I mean, I think we all know there's aliens and stuff, right? Yeah, yeah, there definitely are. That's accepted. There's intelligent life out there, just not on Bravo. So not anywhere in my address book, but it's out there. It's definitely not on this boat at the very least. So people are going to bed and Keith wants a good night kiss from Daisy. And so they he kind of follows Daisy up to her cabin door and she opens the door.

She's about to go in, but Keith is still like, I want my kiss. So she winds up kissing Keith, which was notable because she kisses Keith essentially in the doorway and Gary's in there. So Gary has to sit and listen to the love of his right now kissing Keith. And Gary's like, go to the guest cabin. She's like, you don't go to the guest cabin.

And she's like, I'm not going to the guest cabin now. I'm going to bed, Gary. Shut up. So, uh, she says good night to Keith and Keith just sums it up as Gary and Daisy's relationship is incredibly complex. I think sometimes you just need someone new to wipe that clean. And then you say, no, say no actually no that person sucked Which is that whole like the only way get over a man is to get under a new one

Yep, so So then Gary's like, oh you days did you go but give again tonight and she's like wow Rick is He's he's a fucking lecker bloke, Jesus. I'm not sure I know what that slang is. Can you please explain that? He's a beaut of a person. I approve, Dez, I approve, which is my way of saying I will be undermining it tomorrow. Thank you very much. Give me your hand, Gary. So they like to touch hands from bunk to bunk. And she's like, today was rough, Gary. Today was rough.

I mean, you'd been doing so good on your non-drinking thing. Remember that was at 10 minutes. This all went to hell. I feel like when Daisy grabs Gary's hand, it's kind of like in those Louboutin commercials where the lady like touches the back of like an alligator walking by. That's what it must feel like.

She's like, give me your hand, Gary. And she's taking her fingernail and scratching the word dry into his hand. Dry. I want to know what sandpaper feels like. So then we go to Chase and Danny. So Danny's like, Chase, I want to give you reassurance about something that didn't mean anything to me.

And he's like, that guy who came through, did you fuck him? And she's like, yeah. He's like, you didn't want to tell me the truth? You lied to me. It's like, it was the first time. The first time I lied to you, I'm so sorry. And he's like, so you lied to make it easier? I'm so hurt.

You are not, you fucking douchebag. Get the fuck out of here. That's not your damn business. I'm standing up for Danny on here and you are totally looking for a way out. You fuck boy. Listen, we have not stood up for Danny, I think a single time this entire season, but we are in agreement on this one, which is chase. Oh, just get over it. Okay. This is not a serious relationship. You guys met 10 days ago, you're boning. It's just, it's a boat man, we all know what it is. So-

Getting mad at the Costco sample person. They're supposed to be giving it to everybody who passes by. What did you think? This is a private dining room just because you came in before the lunch rush? Ha! Ah! Leave the woman alone. I'm just gonna sit in that for a moment. I'm just gonna sit back here. That was great. That was great. Just let her live.

Make that a clip. Producer Christina, make that a clip right now. So Chase is like, I just don't give a fuck about her history. I care about how you treat me. Well, that's a good one. I'm just gonna sit back history. I care about how you treat me. Well, she hasn't fucked him since she met you. So leave her alone. You know how she treated you? She tolerated your annoying ass voice. So get

back to fucking. Yeah. And he's being all because cause they're also, by the way, what we didn't say is that they're having this conversation after they have just fucked in bed. And so now he really uses this as a chance to have like a power play. And so we see what the real Chase is right now. So he uses it as a chance to pout for the rest of the episode,

which is just so stupid. Like it's just, it's idiotic. You know, the real bullshit is, you know, Dani is really annoying, but the fact that she felt that she had to lie because a man might think less of her because she decided to actually have an active sex life is what the real problem is.

It's not her. I mean, she's powerful. I agree with you on that one. That's ridiculous. And also he's doing the two four where he's like getting what he wants from her. Then he's getting to pout, which means that he's setting up what he's going to be getting in the bars when

he leaves, which is like, Oh, there's a poor mistreated Bravo guy. Let's all go make out with him. You know, we've seen it happen a million times, kids, a million times. Yeah. So he's going, he's going down that route. I don't like that, you know? So, and also another point on this is that we said Gary's gonna go fuck this up tomorrow. And it doesn't look like Gary did, but of course Gary did because this all started because Gary said, where is that guy?

Where's that guy from the beach club? Not enough for Chase to get offended. So that made Danny think, oh my God, they're gonna use this against me. So now I have to tell Chase. And Chase saw it coming, obviously, because of what Gary had just said mocking them. So yeah, Gary strikes again. Gary was it was two for one because he was able to undermine his rival chase and he was able to get revenge on Danny because Danny moved on from Gary very quickly.

Yeah, so, um, Dan. So now with the next best served. So, Danny, so now with the next- Revenge is best served killed. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So then Danny is, Ronnie just left the screen momentarily and I just think it's funny that he left the screen with like a send off almost.

Revenge is best served killed, whoosh, disappears. I need to go off stage now, thank you. I need a separate entrance for this next part. So then Dan, now it's the next day and Danny like chases moping around and she's like, she's like, our chaser used to language. He's like, it's bullshit. She's like, I'm sorry. And she's like, well, yes, I wasn't fucking honest with him at first because I was terrified

the man would judge me just like the rest of everyone on this boat did. But for me, all is good. And I want to try to get back to the place that we were at before because I really care for the big dog and I don't even really know what to do. Yeah, he's just taking his his his give him an inch he's going to take a mile, you know? Well, he's got 10 of them already. I don't know how many more inches he needs. So he checks on Daisy and he's like, you look like you need a hug. And she's like, I always look like I need a hug. And I yeah, do. Daisy just has I need a hug energy. But then if you try and hug her, she's like, ow. So what do you think you're doing? I'm on charter. So then Gary is like, Hey, hey Chase sorry for being a huge dick yesterday.

I shouldn't have reacted like I did. I was oh sorry I'm talking to Glenn now. I was just frustrated with everything going on until it wasn't you. I just want to apologize and you set the ground rules and if you don't abide by them then you know you're the captain of the team. And he's like yeah thanks and they basically just hug. Well, thank you for doing that. I'm gonna reward you for being a good little boy and give you $1,500. Wait a minute. So then Glenn tells us if Gary wants to be captain,

he's gonna need to leave this childish behavior behind him. Cut to Gary picking his nose and mushing a banana. Yeah. It's gonna grow up. So then Daisy's checking on Cloyce, and Cloyce is struggling because this is going to be a hard charter. And now changing to whites because everyone's coming. And Keith is like, well, we got a couple of meals on board. Moms I like. It's a PG version.

Very, very, I still use MILF. I just say moms I'd like to friend zone. I think that's cuter. So then the guests come and I love when they do those close up slow mo shots of this, like here comes the sexy guests. And it's just like some, like, I don't know. Ladies. Basement, Filene's basement ladies kind of.

Yeah, it's like everyone just got out of Marshalls and was walking to their car, but it turns out it happens to be a yacht this time. Well, Daisy, for the trip around the world, there's the most restrictions I've ever seen. So like, how does this sound? So he's gonna do salad, he's gonna do pesto, and then he has to do shit from every country,

and it sounds insane. Like he's gonna do pesto, and then he has to do shit from every country. And it sounds insane. Like he says everything and Daisy goes, I would like that, I'd like that. I feel like at that point, like if you're doing, like with all these dietary restrictions, and it's like you wanna do around the world, it's gonna be like, here's rice, and here's more rice.

Is rice considered gluten? Rice is gluten-free, right? Rice is rice. No, rice is glutinous. No, rice is gluten-free. Rice is gluten-free. Yeah, I ought to say, I have those rice crackers. I would just be like, rices of the world.

Congratulations, everyone. You're all getting different rice. Brown rice? Yeah. Rice. Basmati rice? Yeah, 100%. Well, especially when he does things

like the gluten-free pasta. He does a gluten-free pasta later, and he gives everybody, he gives the glutenist people gluten pasta, and then he gives the gluten-free ones gluten-free pasta. Just use gluten-free pasta for everybody. It's pretty good now. Just, yeah, it's not bad.

It's not bad. Actually, you know what I would say? I don't know, actually, what I would say is, I actually think I like gluten-free crackers more than regular crackers. They have a nice crisp to them. I love like a rice cracker. You know what's really good too? Gluten-free pretzels.

Those are good. Yeah, they have like a nice like tender crisp, these things. If I were Bethany Frank, I'll go, ha, I like it. It's good. Wait a second. It's disgusting.

It's disgusting. I'm sorry. You know, I'm sorry. Take it off the market. It's bad. It's bad, bad's disgusting. I'm sorry, you know, sorry, take it off the market. It's bad, it's bad, bad product, bad product. So now Daisy is assigning Deanna to dinner on the fly bridge at eight.

And she's like, you start setting up at six. And then they have to start preparing for around the world. And Danny's like, what, is the Deco in there? And Deanna's like, just ask Daisy. I don't know, I don't know why I'm saying all this. So then it's the last charter guys. So the girls are tired and Danny is trying not to be bummed about a guy, but it's Danny.

So she was like, I'm on autopilot right now, but it's fun. I did just flirt with a granola bar, which is sad, but it was literally the only person in the mess hall. So, you know, I was, I got kind of, I was like, I think this granola bars into me after it was like kudos to you. And then I realized it was just called a kudos bar. So then only person who's been dumped by a kind bar. I mean, it's written in their name. Um, you know, I was literally put into a friend's in by a bar, but then I realized it was just a Zen bar.

So so Clois is talking again about how challenging this is. And he goes and presents this around the world menu. And then, uh, then the sound to clear and the food is cleared. And then there's more food that comes out and everyone's impressed and everyone's happy. It seems to be going really, really well. And so now, um, chase is talking, is like hanging out with Danny. It's been a whole day of chase being sullen.

And so now they're sitting in the crew mess and she's like, can I help out at all? And he's like, she's like, just emotional support. He's like, I think you're doing a great job. And there's sort of like, he's like being nice to her all of a sudden again. Best orange juicer of all time. You were grump today, weren't you? He's like, I was not a grump. So he's telling us he likes Danny, but he doesn't know what to do because he doesn't want her to feel like he's ignoring her. But you know, he doesn't like being lied to. So today his guard is up, okay? He has a little less trust today.

You have nothing to not trust this person. I mean, I wouldn't trust her, but you don't have any reason to not trust her. Stop, your penis doesn't win every fucking contest, dude. She gets to do whatever she wants with her vag before you get there. Even if you were still there, I mean, that's none of your business, sir.

Yeah, and how about next time you put your guard up before you get some clip art tattoos all over your body? Okay? That's what you need to go ahead. Yeah, exactly, you did this to yourself. You look like a print shop demo. There's not a person on earth who wouldn't fuck other people

if they knew that you were their only option for the next, for the next month or two. Yeah, you'll make Adam Levine look like he's actually got some artistry going on with the hats. Yeah, you look like, you look like, you make Adam Levine look like he's well thought out. Design work. Yeah, and for the record, I am totally fine with tattoos.

I'm just saying Chase's tattoos, pretty shitty. So- You're putting art on your body. You need to make sure it's good. Yeah, exactly. So Daisy is talking and she's like, Hey, Gary, so you want to chase what's going on there? And Gary's like, well, I just kind of like maybe took it out because I was having such a frustrating day.

So that's what my problem is. I let things get to me and get to me and get to me and then I burst out, usually with semen. But what's happening with you and Keith, by the way, that's going on, that's going good. Like did you guys kiss again? He's like very invested in finding out of Daisy Kiss Keith. Yeah, because poor Gary's just doesn't get any,

people look a little, poor Gary, he's just aged out. I mean, I don't know. I don't wanna say age, but it's like, he's just too dried up. Like nobody likes Gary. He's just too icky and gross now. And so she's like, we had to kiss Gary, geez, maybe two.

And he's like, more? I can sleep in the crew mess if you'd like. And so then he's like, maybe it's just us doing everything wrong here. We are the problem. And she goes, you're the problem, Gary. You're the problem. Yes, so obsessed with it. No one wants to date me. No one likes me. So Daisy's like, oh, it's so, it's so annoying that he's so interested in me and keeps hooking up. It's just like Gary wants every fucking candy in the candy shop and doesn't want anyone else to have it.

Well, guess what? He's my peanut buttercup. Mm-mm. Uh... So then Chase checks in with Danny again, and, you know, he's shocked that she's still being a little weird because he did say something to her earlier

that, I mean, every girl falls for. He said, orange you glad? The day is almost done while she was making orange juice. I mean, you guys, that's not marriage material. I swear to God. So he's like, are you all good? I just want to make sure we're on the same page. And she's like, about what?

He's like, well, we had some talks about it in the master. You know, we've known each other for two weeks and we're about to go to opposite sides of the world. So I just don't know where we leave things like seems like to me. We just remain cool friends Well, I feel like you want to talk about something that you've already made your mind up about and you're not really giving me space I tell you where I am and because I've you basically told me that is what it is already So I'm not going to sit here and convince you. Otherwise, I've said this forever I'm like the type of person that if I like somebody,

I don't give a fuck about distance or this or that. Like I would make a fucking effort, but that's like a two way thing. And I'm not going to sit here and be like, please you because you seem like you're in a head space of like, you don't actually want to try to continue something. You just want to be friends and that's fine. But don't ask me my opinion when you already have made

that choice, can we have this conversation another time because I so don't know what to do. I was like girl what that was what sort of monologue why do you need that monologue? He friends with you. Does that monologue last longer than your relationship? I was not expecting that monologue. In my mind I remember her saying like oh you made a decision fine but I was like damn this is a whole big monologue I'm stuck in this thing. But this is also a person who's been dumped a lot. It's like how Gary's so good with apologies now.

Like Gary, every day after he gets in a fight or acts like an asshole, every day he's like, that wasn't your fault, that was my fault and I'm very, very sorry about it because I was feeling this and that and this is why I did it and now I understand that was wrong and I will go forward working in love and harmony. It's like that's literally someone who has to apologize 10 times a day. And Danny has had to give the speech so many times, it probably gets longer every time she gives it. Yeah, it's all saying, if I stand on this hill looking upon my, my cousins, my sisters, my father, father, so could you just get to the fucking point, lady?

It's also funny, like, if someone is like, yeah, I'm not into this person anymore, I want to friend zone them or move on. It's always funny when people say, oh, well, you just, you made a decision without including me. I was like, well, what part do you think included it? What do you think about me breaking up with you? Hey, I'm thinking about breaking up with you

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because like when I've been busy thinking about how to make it work, he's been like busy thinking about how to get rid of me. I'm like, yes, well, so have many of us. I was gonna say, that's one thing he has in common with the rest of the audience, geez. How could I change the channel one day and he's on? Commercials, here comes one right now.

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So now it's bedtime and wake up time for the next day. So Daisy checks in with Cloy's. He's doing family style, which sounds horrible to do with people with all these allergies, but you do you. And then the guests start playing with the rope swing. And then Danny is telling Deonna about her talk with Chase and Deonna's like well, what do you want to let me tell you what I would like a chance Literally anybody sounds like anything anything at all

Yes, so yeah, Danny is just Prattling on about Chase because no one really cares. But while she's talking about this, Daisy's like, oh, you know what's interesting? It's that last season he was dating the chef, Alicia. And I think they went and visited each other in Australia and he went and dated her in Australia. So he did fly around the world for her,

which is funny because they had no sexual chemistry in the first place, but look at you guys with all that sexual chemistry and you won't even cross a state line. Anyway, have a great rest of your breakfast. And Danny, I thought Danny was gonna be mad at Daisy for trying to make her more mad at Chase, but she wasn't.

She went straight for Chase. She's like, wait a minute, you've done it before. So wait, obviously it's human nature to be like, okay, but why not me? If you would go to Australia for her, why not me? And I mean, cause you're Danny. Sorry.

Alicia can, like she has just a lot more things going on. You know, she could cook really well from what I remember. Yeah. Yeah. Tablescapes are just not going to have the same draw. So then meanwhile, the ladies are being sassy and ML is like, um, cause I think her name was like Mary Louise or Mary Linda or Melanie Lydia. So she's like, she's like, uh, she, her thing at some point, I don't know if it was now,

but she bends over and bonks her head on a thing. And so now she's like, I look like I've been bent over and had doggie, sex doggie style. I got my elbow bruised up and bruised. They're like, really? And then Madea Lichtenstein is like, well, my elbows are skinned up and I got my knees bruised and I got my forehead.

You're an alcoholic Okay, finally Jerry's wife has shown up like I know he found her everyone That's gonna be like so I met your mom everyone thinks that somebody and then at one point just someone shows up out of the blue And that's this lady. I love there's also a lady named Tony on there who is like Elizabeth Holmes, you know vision board for a voice And she's like, hi, my name's Tony. Everyone thinks I'm from New York because I got a deep voice,

but I've never stepped foot outside of Florida. And I just love her because she spends the entire charter just being embarrassed of everyone. Like she's like, I'm going to move up to the front because this is too embarrassing. This is really embarrassing. So they're having like a lunch now. And so Cloyce has basically said,

huh, huh, huh, Diana, huh, this one is for Aaron, and this one is for Denise, huh, huh, so go give them. And then Diana's like, I don't know, there's like a Karen and an Aaron, Denise and a Mel, I don't know who's who, all I know is that none none of them are Putin so I'll just put it somewhere and they can do their best. And so ML's like wait a minute what which one is that? Ow! I just hit myself in my eye with a fork. Sorry I shouldn't have done that. Gosh I got bent over having doggie sex in a silverware cart container. And it's like it's couscous salad or as we call it puss puss because we all love Putin so much. The oligarchs call it puss puss salad. Everyone in Russia must play miniature golf once per week

in honor of Putin but of course we call it putt putt. So Diana's like, she won't answer any questions. Like, is this, does this, will this kill, will this kill Karen? She's like, chef is coming up. I don't answer questions anymore. I can't answer questions. I've only had nine hours of sleep. You will not get me to talk. Listen, my eyelids have been taped open for nine days.

I said nothing. You think you're going to get me Karen lady? And she's like, but is it going to kill my friend? I mean, I see that it's a cous nothing. You think you're going to get me Karen lady?" And she's like, but is it going to kill my friend? I mean, I see that it's a couscous salad, but are we going to die? And she's like, well, the chef will come. So she's like, he told me one with black hair. They are three with black hair. How am I supposed to know, bro? Like who the fuck is Karen? They all look like a Karen to me. Honestly, if one of you die from allergies, my job easier. So then, um, Diana

goes downstairs. She's like, they want to know who has what and what and cause someone's allergic. And he's like, but I told you which one is what. She's like, I don't know. Just come upstairs. I don't want to do this anymore. I was like, wow, Diana, you're doing great work. Diana complains all season long that she doesn't get any special privileges. And then she puts in minimal effort to try to figure out what food might kill someone at that table. Yeah and he's like look Karen's the one who can't have tomatoes and Diane doesn't eat raw fruits or vegetables which is crazy. Who doesn't eat raw fruits or vegetables? That's crazy. Is that an allergy?

That one just sounds made up. Yeah I think so. So Cloyce comes up and he basically explains what goes in what and basically he's like, this is annoying, like I told Diana everything and she's like not doing it and now it makes me look bad. Yeah, and so then Emil's like, I just don't wanna be sitting here and I and not be able to eat, you know? Like, I don't want an EpiPen situation. So maybe next time you can come tell us

everything that's gonna be coming out first. So that way we're not like, oh, I'm out back, I'm out back. Because I mean, this really killed my couscous experience. Is it just me? Is anybody else wanna know first? She's one of those. He's like, is it me?

No, yes. It's not just you, Mary Louise, okay? So Diana is like, this is so annoying, family style with so many foods, which is true. Like it is, if all these food issues, why are you serving family style? And Daisy's like, well, I do think it's important to get back on track. So just

if you need me, you know, get me if you need me. I think they're going to be pretty nice about it. So now the guests are going to play water toy with water toys and everything. And Danny and chase are talking and now she's mad. And she's like, we need to talk later. And she's like, well, I didn't mean to upset you last night. It's not last night. I don't know if you've been completely honest with me. So, huh? Look who's mad now. It's me. It's like, wait, what are you talking about? I've been completely honest with you. So let me go talk to the guests and we'll talk later tonight. This is bullshit. This bullshit is fucking unbelievable. So then Daisy is talking to Cloyce about the dietary stuff and everything. And Cloyce is telling Daisy that the girls were just... he told the girls they just weren't doing their job

and everything and she's like, I don't understand how there's so much confusion over this. I mean it's not like someone put 19 pizzas in a basket and said there were 20. And Cloyce is like, yeah, I think they just want to be able to dive into tonight's meal without having to wait for everything to be played out. Well it's frustrating because I can't be everywhere all at once. And I wish Deanna had communicated earlier that she was struggling.

I'm here to help. I mean, can we just get this right one time? God damn it. So then we get to the Danny and Chase talk. Do-doom, ba-doom, ba-doom. My heart is beating. So Danny's like, Nick, can we actually chat on the bow? And he's like, really

can I mean, what do you want? What do you want? She's like, I want to talk about Alicia, Tom Tom Tom. He's like, what? What about Alicia? What made it what made me not feel worth it? What made it not worth it? Me not worth it in the in the end for that situation. And he's like, I don't think that's very fair. He's she's like, but then to find out that you did actually go over there. And he's like, well, I don't think that's very fair. And he's, she's like, but then to find out that you did actually go over that. And it's like, okay, you, so you should have just told me that. And he's like, well, I did. And you know what? We did it for a month. But guess what? After a month, she cooked me everything. She knew how to cook. So it was done. It all went to shit because it was long distance.

And we put a label on it. And our show. And it's also said, look at that dumb American with the stupid tattoos. So I felt not quite good there. So I don't want to make pressure of doing that all over again with you Um, yeah, danny you got dumped already You know what I mean? Yeah, like you need to move on like wait a minute Your reason for dumping me couldn't have been correct. So I'd rather you just say it's me What do you want the guy to say? I was just using you and now I'm leaving, goodbye.

No, he has a right to lie about an excuse. I think, and I'm back on his side on that one. You've been dumped. Have some self respect and walk away. Yeah, stop chasing after this douche bag. And she's like, I just felt like it was just like, I was really open and honest about you, with you and everything. And he's like, I just felt like it was just like, I was really open and honest about you, about with you and everything.

And he's like, no, you lied to me about what you did in the master cab and with some dude. And she's like, okay, but then I told you after I lied, and I did fucking tell you, and it just feels like you're attacking me, even though I'm the one who came up to you to attack you. Yeah. And he's not really getting it.

But then Daisy's radioing and she's like, um, all right, I need, I need interior to set up dinner. And she's like, I'm just part of some like weird game. I mean, is it like, I'll only travel for certain people, but not Danny. I mean, is it the game we're playing? Yes. Actually the answer is a hundred percent yes. And Danny is like, I'm just, I'm not,

I'm just saying it. I'm not accusing it even though it is an accusation. He's like, no, it's not a game. It's my life, Danny. And she's like, well, I don't, and he's like, I don't know what you thought out that that was like, that was a thing to tell you. And she's just like, so can you see my eyes? That's? That's how that's just being thrown around. I'm not teasing you. I'm just saying you treat other people better than you treat me, you know? Like, I thought you- Oh, God.

She's really trying to like, I think she's just trying to earn like, win a point or something or have him say I was wrong. Well, she's trying to be like, oh, you'll travel for her, she'll travel for me, then he broke up with you. He doesn't wanna be with you. That's his excuse for not being with you, Danny. You're embarrassing.

So he's like, but you live in Australia. And she goes, but I've told you, I only make my own money in Australia. I don't live anywhere. I could live anywhere. So we might as well just move in and have babies right now. And he's like, but then where are you going after you leave here?

And she's like, I don't know, I'm figuring it out. Well, that's the thing. I just can't be with someone who's trying to figure things out. Just say, I'm not into it, I'm sorry, and walk away. This is crazy. Also, wait till the last episode, not the ultimate episode. Just say you got the ick, okay? Because she can't argue with that

because she already said she got the ick with Keith, okay? So Daisy, meanwhile, by the way, Diana has been setting the table the whole time. So Daisy is like, has my other soul decided to work yet? No, she hasn't. So basically she's, Daisy sticks her head out the window. It's like, darling, can you please come and set up dinner? Thank you very much. She's like, oh, that's fine.

Oh, like Danny's line. She goes, but I don't have a house I'll pay my mortgage on. I don't have a dog. I don't have fuck all. Like, oh, that's, that's sad, but you're trying to make yourself more dateable. Yeah, I know. So now, nothing that loves me. I'm totally open for you.

He's like, so now as we go into the season finale, we're left on a cliffhanger of whether this super annoying couple that no one cares about will be able to make things work out. Guess we'll have to see. Yeah, done, done, done. So that's that. Next week, I don't know, possibly somebody gets mad about gluten. My favorite thing. My favorite fight, the gluten fight. thing. My favorite fight, the gluten fight. Alright everybody, thank you so much for being with us. Go grab tickets for the Golden Crappies and all of our live shows, San Francisco, San Diego, Salt Lake City, and Denver, coming up in the next couple of weeks. And your live streaming tickets for the Golden Crappies. We're going to go off and record Traders now for the Patreon bonus episode we'll talk to you next time everybody bye bye

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