Watch What Crappens - #2698 Crappy Hour 1/20/25 Lindsay V Dorinda, Carl is Soft, Sold on Britani

Episode Date: January 22, 2025

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Well hello and welcome to Crappy Hour! I'm Ronnie and that's Ben over there. Hi Ben! Hi Ronnie, how's it going? Ben, let me be honest with you. It is going so great! Good! We'd love to hear that. How's it going in your life? It's going pretty well. You know, very excited about these crappy awards. I have to say very stressed too. We were just commiserating about how stressful it is. I'm really, really stressed mainly because I have too many tabs that are open right now, but I'm so excited. And honestly, we just announced the round two voting ballot and a whole bunch of people,

a bunch of Bravo Lebs regrammed it. And I'm just actually a little starstruck. Like I went into our DMs and everything was like, Phaedra Parks added, mentioned you in their story and so and so mentioned you in their story. And I was like, Whitney Levitt wrote a comment. I was like, Whitney Levitt. So I'm kind of like, I'm like an emotional wreck right now. Yes, your dream come true.

It's all your homies. Yes, I'm like stressed and excited all at once, yeah. Well, I just got back from a little friend vacation, like a little friend trip, which was really nice and meaningful and stuff. We cried, but I just came back to LA for the first time since I left a few weeks ago. Yikes, yikes on bikes.

It's pretty smoky. It's pretty smokier. And it's also freezing in this house. This is the thing about old houses, they are cold and they're also very hot. Insulate guys, there's my advice to you, insulate. It's also a huge day in the country, you know, Trump just took over.

So here we go, people. There was a dude next to me on the plane watching it, and I couldn't get my internet to work, so I couldn't get my YouTube TV on. So I was watching it in silence, so I was just making up stuff that they were saying, and it was still horrifying. I didn't even understand what was happening.

Here's what I did understand. Why is Melania dressed like the watcher? Why was she dressed like that? Did you see how she was dressed? I don't know what the internet's take is on Melania's outfit. I actually really enjoyed it. I enjoyed that little hat.

It reminded me of the people that walk on the sidewalks in the ritzy parts of Grand Theft Auto, you know? When you're driving down, there's always a lady walking like one of those hats, and then of course you run her over. And then she's like, hey, stop it, you know? Yeah, she was in like a disguise, which I thought was really funny. We see you, see you.

Do that time now, sucker. Yeah, I missed the inauguration. So sorry to say I was busy doing actual work for the crappies. But I did see that we have been signed out of the Paris Accords because I mean, climate change. I mean, what sort of impact could that possibly have on the world? Anyway, what you're saying about the smoke going on in California, Ronnie? Oh, gosh.

Well, it's all burning. So let's get to it. So we've got some stuff going on over here on the Watch What Crappens news desk. Crazy stuff happening. Actually, you know, not a huge moment in Bravo gossip or not a huge couple of weeks in Bravo gossip unless we're missing something. And we are reading your comments as much as we can.

And yes, Rebecca Parker speaking of, someone said spy versus spy and that's exactly what Melania stressed. Like, thank you. I don't even know what the watcher is. Why did I say the watcher? But yeah, it is very spy versus spy. Did you have like a duck version of that ben uh a spy versus a spy duck version probably i mean why not like they kind of look

like ducks they have those baby look like ducks right yeah um by the way i have not started watching love island all-stars to answer erin bill's question i would like to this is like the worst time for me to start that show. Cause again, I'm just gonna keep on announcing how stressed I am, but I do plan on catching up once the crappies are done. What show is it? My Love Island, Love Island All-Stars.

Oh, yeah, I don't know. It's the British, British, British All-Stars. Well, I'll take this. He's quite fit. He's quite fit. He's quite fit. He's quite fit. It's still early days. I would like to start with a piece of gossip

because it was from last week and since we were talking already about smokiness here in California, because obviously there were terrible, terrible fires that raged through this community two weeks ago. But one of the things that happened was as many, many people were displaced, I mean, thousands of homes, structures were destroyed and people were, they lost their homes. And

so they had to find new places. And so I feel like I'm setting up to sound like I'm making a joke here, but like, but I'm not that people needed places to live. And there were some really shitty, shitty people out there that started like hiking up their rents. They were basically gouging people who just lost their homes, who lost everything in their lives, have to restart, rebuild. And when people are like at their worst, there are these landlords that have, that hiked up their rental prices. It's just really despicable and disgusting. So of course, a Bravo star did it. And happy to announce it was Mike Shuhead of Equity Union, also from Shaws of Sunset. So someone last week, Marlena Rodriguez, she was posting on Twitter that she said, my new hobby of doxing exploitative, um, exploitative

landlords and reporting them to the attorney general. This is what she's doing. So she puts up a screenshot, not realizing she's put up a screenshot of Mike from Shaz of Sunset. She clearly doesn't watch. And basically he had a rental that in, uh, in August, uh, it was at 12,000 a month and then obviously wasn't selling. So it went down to 10,000 a month.

And then in, in, in October, he actually removed this listing where it was still at 10,000 a month and then on January 12th, AKA like four or five days after these fires broke out, he returned it to the market for $16,000. So he raised the price $6,000 per month in the wake of the fire. So congratulations, Mike, you are shitty in so many new ways we didn't even know you could be. Yeah, what an asshole. My God, right?

Because a total piece of shit. And in related news, listen, when everything is going crazy in this world, you can always rely on Bravo men to remind you. Yeah, people are shitty still. It didn't really bring any, it didn't really bring any like smiles to anybody's faces, but you know, they're shitty people. So here you go. The next, the next one up to bat is Mr.

Jax Taylor. Oh, just posted as you know, the devastation from the fires here in LA has caused many to lose their homes and that includes their beds. So I wanted to find a way to help the city I love and give back. So I've teamed up with At Mattress, I'm not even going to say their fucking names, to give away 10 free mattresses to anyone that has been affected by the fires. Here's how you can nominate yourself for someone you know. Follow Mr. Jax Taylor and at Mattress. Tag anyone you know that's been personally affected by the Los Angeles fires.

Can I tell you if I lost my house in the Los Angeles fires and you tagged me in a post to win a free mattress from Jax for yourself, I would fucking murder you. You know that? Yeah. Yeah. Could you imagine like, oh, you lost your home. You need a bed. Okay. I'll give you a mattress,

but only if you give me a follow on social media first. Do you know how many people have had to burn mattresses after sleeping with Jack's Taylor that he would even get this promotion is fucking crazy. I mean, you want to talk about sleeping with a man that leads to burning feelings. It's Jax. Yeah, Jax who still had access to TikTok. He was bragging that he had access to TikTok because he downloaded it in Canada. So his wasn't going to go away. I mean, if there's any, if there's any reason to support the band on TikTok, it would be like just to have one fewer social media account

by Jax Taylor that we all had to endure. And just so you know, you guys, that was a misspeak on Ben's part. No one wants to outlaw tic tacs. Okay. Tic tacs, good. Did I say tic tacs? Tic tacs are necessary, all right? Someone save, I'm going to get like a tic tac box.

They'll say, thank you, President Trump for saving our mints. You have that Tic Tac thing. They're like, thank God. Thank you, President Trump for saving Tic Tac and democracy. Tic Tac was gone for a day and it was crazy watching people melt the fuck down online, not knowing what to do.

I saw two young people actually look at each other at the airport and it was the weirdest thing. Like they didn't have anything to look at on their phone and they just looked up and they were like, oh, me and I'll follow wherever you are. It was a crazy day in America. I was really hoping that this would like, this would like bring Vine back to life.

It's like, okay, tick tock is down Vine. It's time. It's time for your comeback. Welcome back. Another bombshell enters the villa. It's Vine. Yeah. Well, I saw another one that everyone's signing up for to replace Instagram because, you know,

well, to replace Instagram, I guess, because Instagram also came out with those new, well, I don't want to say laws, they canceled a bunch of things that were there to protect, you know. Yeah, no, Facebook is like, hey, you know what, free speech is the best. So we're gonna take away all the fact checkers. And if you want to say that gay people

are like mentally deranged and should be like, throwing a dumpster, you can say it's fine. But if you want to put a trans flag on your Facebook messenger, well, that's just that we're down for all the free speech except for that free speech. So sorry, guys. And yeah, we're gonna protect the religious free speech, which is calling gay people freaks. That's fine. But you know, so anyway, people were looking for an alternative for that. So I went on there and they don't even have an app yet. It's just like some website,

which probably means we should sign up, right? I'm never on the beginning of this shit. So I signed up, but then I already forgot what it was. Like I wouldn't be able to find it again because TikTok came out. I'm not on TikTok anyway, what do I care? Yeah, I'm glad because I started to like, get swept up into tick tock and it was like,

it was becoming part of my rotation cause I have this really annoying rotation where I just go through like four or five apps around and around and around in a circle. I'll like close. I'll go onto Facebook for no good reason cause there's nothing good on Facebook except people saying that someone died and then, which is not a good thing. I'm just saying that's all that there is on there. And then I go to like, people are fucking vultures on Facebook. Oh my God.

Yeah. And then I go to X, which I hate myself for going there, but I go, then I go to blue sky. And then I go to Instagram. Maybe I go to New York times games, try to do spelling bee. And then I go right back to Facebook and I just go in this circle all day long. Like within five minutes, it's around board game. Geek goes in there too.

It's just around and around and around and around. And so, yeah. And so TikTok never got into that rotation for some reason and started to, and then somewhere I like fell out of it. So then when all this TikTok panic happened, I was like, hey, I'm actually okay. Well, TikTok's bad for me. Well, first of all, one thing I really always loved

about TikTok was that they really popularized dancing in place, which I love. I love dancing where you just stand in place and you just move your elbows. Like to me, that's like art. Like, I love that. But where it really gets me is it's just, I'm too easily swayed. Like, I believe anything that people tell me. And so it's, TikTok is too many people teaching me wrong information.

I mean, every time I watch TikTok, I walk away with some facts that are immediately debunked by whoever I tell them to, you know? So I had to stop that. But anyway, TikTok's back everybody. Don't worry, you can influence. And Jack's ended up getting a VPN and working his way around it.

And he ended up in some other country and they're like, nobody knows you in that country, Jack's like, you're not going to be able to get accounts there. You idiot. What do you think you're gonna get? Jack's can't wait for that. Jack's that being said, that being said, can't wait for the valley to come back. Oh, yeah, he's ready for it. See him get torn down all year. You know, that's good. That's good. Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, I have a friend who works in like analytics for big company. I don't know. She explained it to me. It was so hard to follow because I'm not smart like that. But basically, she tracks all these apps and what they're doing. And they said that when tick tock shut down, every but the biggest app to get downloaded was Duolingo. and everybody started trying to learn Mandarin, which I think is hilarious. Our education system has been failing for so many years,

but you shut down fucking TikTok and now everybody's bilingual suddenly. So they have somebody to give them toothpaste ads for their elbow dancing, I can't. Yeah, well, luckily TikTok gets to live another day. It was taken off of pause. Or as we call it now, TikTok. That was that was TikTok and Mandarin. So one of the big stories from the past couple of weeks was Lindsay. Dun dun dun Lindsay from Summer House. Went on Amanda's podcast.

Amanda is not skinny, but not fat. And she didn't interview with her. And she told us all the Dorinda tea. And we had just been talking about this because the Traders is back. So we recapped the Traders on our Patreon. And we were talking about why Lindsay wasn't there. And we were saying the rumor is that Lindsay was pregnant.

Not many people knew. Dorinda found out, tattletailed on Lindsay, got Lindsay fired from Summer House because it's dangerous. Probably. And so, you know, that sucks of Dorinda. And then when Dorinda got kicked off, we were speculating, maybe people didn't try to save Dorinda because they knew all the dirty shit that happened with Lindsay.

So that stuff's all speculation until Lindsay Hubbard blasts, quote unquote, really drunk Dorinda went to a party at Margaret Joseph's house and got drunk and started telling everyone that she was pregnant. And then the word got back to Lindsay and she was like, WTF. And by the way, if is that legal for a corporation to fire someone if they're pregnant? If that is what if this is what happened. Well, I mean, if you're in a if your job involves stomach punching, I mean, yeah. Well, but what so what what Lindsay said, though, is at that point when Dorinda was saying this stuff, Lindsay had already lost her baby. And so, um, which was made this all. No, no.

So basically what Dorinda was doing, she, she got wasted at this party and was like, oh yeah, you know, Lindsay Hubbard yeah, she was pregnant, but she lost her baby and Doing telling everybody that and Lindsay's like oh my I had a miscarriage when I didn't and especially after I've already had that happen in my life, you know, like that's crazy and So she doesn't really even know the truth because she hasn't called Dorinda. And this is the thing, like everybody's saying, why isn't Lindsay on Real Housewives of New York?

Cause she's transitioned into motherhood now, right? So that seems like a natural fit. She could stay on Bravo. This is why, because she goes on some pot. You need to go to that lady, bring Andy in a camera and go to that lady and yell at her. That's what we need. The Lindsay versus Jorinda fight. I need this in my life.

That would be a great reboot to the reboot would be if those two were both on Roni. I guess, yeah, I mean, I guess what I don't understand, so this is where they have a feud. I still don't totally see how it impacts the traders because the rumor had previously been that Lindsay was pregnant and then she was keeping it secret and then it was outed. So she was fired. But if she had tragically lost her child, then like, or I should say her baby that, how would that impact the traders if you know what I'm saying?

Cause then she's still like, if the issue was like, how did the rumor impact it? Well, it's a direct, first of all, it's Dorinda. So who knows how this actually, I think it probably was something in the telephone game, probably like, you know, that girl's pregnant and she tried to come on the traders and she's already had a miscarriage. So, and now you're going to try to come on traders andaders and she's already had a miscarriage. So, and now you're gonna try to come on Traders and not keep your baby safe?

I would imagine it was something like that. And then by the time it got back to Lindsay, it was, she said that you've had a miscarriage, that you're pregnant and you've already had a miscarriage or something. And now Lindsay's saying, well, why is she saying I have a miscarriage? I mean, I don't know,

but just from watching these shows for so many years, I don't know, sounds right to me. Yeah. But who knows, it's loony tunes and it's fucked up for Dorinda to do that. And also no shock. And Lindsay did also say in her interview where she was like,

well, I mean, is it smart to go on a reality show that's really physically intensive while you're pregnant? Probably not. But like, why is she going around saying this shit, basically? Well, then Dorinda replied to OK by saying, these few minutes are 100% false. And this was already addressed in July.

And NBC and Bravo both addressed this. And it's very sad that she did this. Medley, who rarely comments on gossip, mentioned Hubbard could have picked up the, really? Picked up the phone and talked us out rather than continuing to perpetuate the narrative. She says as she calls okay. Yeah.

You know what, okay, this is during the medley. Would you have Lindsay call me, please, because I can't take this shit anymore, and tell her if she doesn't, she's going to be no-okayed out. All right, get her on the phone back in my bitch. Do you know what they say? They should rename your magazine from okay to not well, bitch. So that was that.

Who knows what's going to happen. Lindsay is spicy as ever though. So that was that. Who knows what's going to happen. Lindsay is spicy as ever though. So that's fun because she's ready to rumble and I loved it. And just hearing her in the interview again, why does it feel like 20 years since summer house has been on? It feels like forever to me. It really does. It was only on set like seven months ago, which is what's crazy. I think maybe because so much happened towards the end of that season.

Like they built up two new heroes which were Wes and Jesse Solomon and then they tore down those heroes and then we had the whole first half of the season where everybody's like Oh my god poor victim Carl and then the end of the season where at least half the audience was like Carl's not the victim Here and there were just so many big changes that happened Maybe they were just like huge arcs that normally take a couple of years to play out. I don't know. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial.

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this episode is it. And then there's my chat with the incredible Da Vinci, where nothing was off the table. If you're looking to level up your mindset this year, his words are definitely gonna hit different. If you're ready for that new year, new mindset energy, you've gotta tune into, baby, this is Kiki Palmer. Catch it on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts.

And for the full experience, head to my YouTube channel. If you're looking for more podcasts to help you tend to your wellbeing, check out New Year, New Mindset on the Wondery app. Let's make this year our best one yet, baby. Chow. It was such a good season, and I feel like one thing that's really fun about doing the crappies is that, like, you get to kind of, like, remember

the stuff that happened earlier in the year, because right now, we're so present tense, we're always focusing on, right now it's like Salt Lake City. All I can think about is Salt Lake City, Beverly Hills, et cetera. But we forget that Summerhouse had an amazing season, like an amazing season. And Orange County had an amazing season. And New Jersey, for all its dysfunction,

gave us great moments. But you're right though, Summerhouse feels like it was so long ago. It's like, wow, can barely remember it. It does. Well, listening to Lindsay on this podcast is pretty funny because, you know, Amanda's a really good interviewer

and she's like everybody's best friend, or at least it seems like she's everybody's best friend and she can get them to kind of open up and stuff. So she's talking to Lindsay and Lindsay's like, and Amanda, I have never opened up about this and never until now, like you've really made it Amanda. And she's like, oh, thanks. Thanks Lindsay.

That's like one of the biggest podcasts in the country. She's like, yeah, thanks for your approval, Lindsay. Yeah, you made it now, congratulations. I'm talking about it here, everybody. So I thought that was pretty good Not happen a little while ago. Let's see what else so this keeps coming up Robbie Williams who is currently being played by a monkey in the movies Yes, that monkey movie whatever it's called. Yes

You guys can't put a monkey movie out the same year as Chimp Crazy. I've already got Tonya in my life. You can't try and upstage Tonya. Now if Robbie's mother in the film was someone who was like, Robbie, please don't leave me. I need you to be here with me. Stay with me. Stay at home. I would watch that.

Robbie Williams being played by a monkey. I don't know. Yeah, surprisingly that movie was a huge bomb. Who have ever thought that a biopic where they replaced the star with a monkey wouldn't really land with audiences, especially a biopic of a singer who people might know in America, had like a moment 25 years ago in America, but is like not like that famous over here compared to the UK.

Who'd have thought it would bomb? But yes, so I guess the news is that Robbie Williams' wife of 15 years, Ada Field, she was a bartender and she said, Andy said- I don't know what happens, just gave in. It was like, wait, he's dating a bartender? Yeah, you know, it's amazing what comes out of sir. But Andy was like, hey, I mean, can I be real

and say that we've asked Ada to be real house with the Beverly Hills like five years in a row? Ha ha ha ha. So she was like, you need to ask my husband to do it. I don't know how she talks because I didn't watch this. I just, I'm just reading the article. Does she talk like this? Was she like, well, you need to ask my husband about it

because this motherfucker, this monkey. But yeah, apparently he doesn't want her to do it. Well, this got people talking and people were saying, oh, this must be one of the 14 friends. So you know what I mean, right? The crystal 14 friends that dumped her. So everybody's speculating that this is part of that friend group and that she was the one

who was supposed to be, cause supposedly that whole thing was one of Crystal's friends wanted to be on Beverly Hills and they weren't getting on it or something wasn't working out with them. And Crystal was shit talking the show. This is all gossip. I have no idea.

This comes from Reddit comments, what I'm saying. So supposedly Crystal was like, oh, don't worry, that show sucks anyway, it's trash. And then Crystal got an audition and started going through the process of casting and didn't tell any of these girls who were trying to get on the show. And then when she got on the show,

she had been shit talking to show, but now she's on the show. And so they were like, well, fuck this girl trying to make us not wanna get on the show when she was trying to get on it the whole time. So that's the original rumors that I heard back then. So now supposedly it's this girl, this Aida who was going to do it,

but then her husband didn't let her and then Crystal stole her thunder. Good for Crystal. Good for you, Crystal. You should steal her thunder. Aida is from Los Angeles. I just looked it up. She was born in Los Angeles. She's American. So it means that she does not have a nice, fun British accent. I mean, she probably talks like this. Like, I actually totally want to be a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but unfortunately, I'm, like, too busy raising our children's crews and Baxter and Dornab.

So it just takes a lot of time, and unfortunately, I don't have as much time as, like, Crystal, who does basically nothing with her time. Yeah, it's really hard keeping Keyhole in line. Let me tell you, that kid does not listen. The second it's finished eating food, just starts throwing it at my face. I've taken Keyhole to so many like baby Yogi Ladi's classes

and he's like getting really good about doing wheel. I'm so proud of him. Oh my God, you guys. So news being confirmed in the comments. God, I love this. We need comments for every show we do, because just this immediate fact check is amazing. But it says, Ryan says, I think Crystal said this on Cynthia's podcast.

I think, isn't that Cynthia and Crystal's podcast? Don't they have a podcast together now? And then someone said, Maximum's mom, Maximus' mom said, Crystal actually said all that on Jeff Lewis last week. Okay, okay, so fine. It's not from a Reddit comment anymore. Now it's verified by real people. It's from Crystal.

Fine. So you know what makes me mad? This rumor is from Crystal herself. I want her to be the subject of rumor, not the one spreading it. Gosh, that's not as fun. That's funny. Well, yeah, thanks you guys. So that's interesting.

So it's also the best storyline that Crystal's ever had. So, get this lady. Yeah, get this lady and get Crystal and let's watch them fight it out. Yeah. Let's see what, let's see what Ada has to say. Um, well I think they'll miss their window because without crystal then Ada becomes less interesting, right? I mean, I guess they can say, Oh, like her husband is, is like British pop royalty. And then maybe that could cause something with Zareed and boy George and like a rivalry there. But I don't know. I don't know.

I think we could do better than Ada. I'm just gonna say that right now. I don't even know her. I don't even know. But I'm assuming she's a monster. I mean, I would love that. Of course she is. She's gotta be.

If Andy Cohen was trying to get her on the show for five years straight and she still didn't sign up, like if Andy Cohen doesn't chase anyone for five years, I don't think, at least not anyone who's not famous. So she must, her monstrosity must be so big that they're like, we gotta like, she's our, she's our whale, our, our white whale. Our white whale. Okay, so, um, and other summer house news, not that that was summer house news, but we were talking about summer house stuff earlier.

Um, guys just wanted to check in with one of the manliest men that I've ever known. He's the kind of man who can get us hard, but all while wanting us to be soft. It's Karl Radke, guys. It's Karl Radke. Karl Radke reveals his current relationship status. It took some time to heal. Took some time to heal. Took some time to heal. Yeah, I took some time to heal from when I made Lindsay look crazy. And made myself look like I was being abused by her. Took some time to heal from that. Yeah, that was really hard. I read this article because it said, click here to hear about Carl Radke's new love life or something like that.

So I clicked it, obviously, like who is this sucker? You know, I just wanted to go look at this girl's Instagram and comment, no, I wouldn't do that under my own name. So it is, then I got to the article, it's like still not ready, still not ready, but I'm almost ready. I've got like three pairs of white pants ready to go out on the town.

I think someone like was fucking with him and said that before you start dating again, you have to write a business proposal. So now he's like, yeah, I'm just not quite ready to put myself out there. I'm just not yet ready. Not done with the pipe yet, so we'll see you later. He explains why he's not ready

with the very self-serving comment, which is being a very public person. It presents a layer of challenge sometimes with meeting and dating. So I've had some things where people may have ulterior motives or like someone I'm interested in just doesn't want to do anything with this. So it could be either way. I'm like, oh, so now you know how it feels when someone has an ulterior motive. They'll say anything just to get with you, but they really have an ulterior motive and

have no interest in having a relationship with you in the first place. Isn't that funny? Because that's kind of what we watch you do to people for the first five or six years on the show. Oh, Karl Key. That's, that's Carl's couple name if he ends up with himself.

Karl Key. Ha ha, Karl Key. But I love that he revealed all this fascinating information. On Jen Fassler's podcast. Hello, your name is Carl. Hello, Carl. I'm Jen, Jen Fessler. You ever heard of me?

Ever heard of Tony Soprano? Then you've heard of me. All right, I was under Tony for a minute. Anyway, let's talk about your love life. So I just like that Carl did his big heavy hitting interview with Jen Fessler. And Jackie Goldschneider is two Jersey Jays. So Jackie was there too. Jackie was like, no, let me tell you something.

Would you agree that Dolores is a slob? Because I really believe that. Wait, hold on guys, I just got a text. Wait a minute, Jackie, I'm a slob. I'm a slob. Wow, I have a lot of things to say, but I'm just like not quite. I'm a slob. Wow. I have a lot of things to say, but I'm just like not quite ready to say them yet.

But like, I was kind of thinking about like, whatever I do say, I want to say it, I'm fricking mortar. So looking forward to that. Ding dong, flower delivery for Carl. Oh my God, I just got flowers. Hold on, let me read the card. Your white pants are dead. Oh God damn, that woman is harsh.

That woman is harsh. She's taking me out. By the way, people have told us that Jackie Goldschneider was not part of the Carl interview. It was just Jen Fessler. Oh, thanks. You see, that was not misinformation for me. That came straight from the desk of Mr. Ben Mandelker. That's right.

Oh, well, hey Ronnie, I just need you to be a little softer with me with those accusations. Okay, like, hey, I see what you're trying to do there, but like just be a little softer. One more time. I have these things in Europe. I go to Europe, so like I know how they do things over there. Au revoir.

Au revoir, by the way. Put your au revoir on me. Okay, so. Put your au revoir. Put your croissant on me. Yeah. In Europe, they have drinks without alcohol in them and they call them soft drinks. It's just crazy.

I'm bringing that to America. I'm bringing it to America. Apparently, Steph Isabegel in the comments says, those voices are actually hot on you, so stop. That's how we talk when we leave here. We're like, hey, I'm Rondo. I'm Rondo. I'll take a moment. I just, I just don't understand. I don't know if I can trust stuff is the bagels alter emotives.

It's kind of like being a public person, you know, you got to question these things. I'm so public. I was thinking about like, after I opened up soft, opening up a store just called public or maybe Publix. I don't know, cause I'm so public. I'm still public. I'm basically traded by anybody. So sorry for the stupid hat, but I'm seriously.

I love the layers of hatwares. Like you took off your hood to reveal a hat. Well, this, I needed the hood to keep the ears warm, but I'm warming up a little so I could, I could ease up with the hood. I'm sorry, it's so cold. You know, in a world that's burning, that's got crazy inaugurations happening,

everybody's fighting, everything's going crazy, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You know, I love a good story, just hating on Kyle Richards. It's like my new pastime. And listen, I don't even feel anything. And obviously hate I just, you know, that's not a real term. It's just like a play watching people on TV term. But you know, over the years, Kyle's made me so crazy on Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills. And now I just find it so hilarious. Like I'm actually finding it so hilarious now. But it's funny watching the world go crazy over Kyle. So there are a couple things out because Beverly Hills is airing as we all know. The first one is not anti-Kyle but it's a report. This is from Reality-T. Kyle Richards wants Dereed Kemsley to leave Beverly Hills amid really ugly feud. Allegedly she wants to push her out. There were rumors that the cast was rebelling against Kyle and according to an insider trying to take her down. However, the show seems to be more favorable towards Kyle. So that could be another roadblock. But is there any story in here? It's literally like two paragraphs saying the rumor is that Kyle wants to read, to read,

taken off the show. And what Kyle's doing, so now there's another report alleging that Kyle is actually trying to get her to read. An insider who is allegedly closed to production told, okay, not well. What Kyle's doing to to read is really ugly. She's trying to go around and get everyone on her side when it's obvious to the viewers that the other women she's talking to PK

about personal things. You could blame Dorit for being mad about it. Well, who could blame Dorit? Well, that's what happens. She goes for everybody else. She's eventually gonna come for you if you don't agree. I mean, what the hell? You helped her do it last time.

I don't feel for you, Dorit. Although I'm enjoying your season this season, but you know. I'm never gonna get mad and feel sorry for you on Kyle being mean to you. Duh. I mean, if we run the tapes back, like a large majority of the people who've left the show were enemies of Kyle, right? Camille, enemy of Kyle. Lisa Vanderpump, enemy of Kyle. Although maybe the theory doesn't hold water because Rinna, she's a great actress. She's a great actress.

She's a great actress. She's a great actress. She's a great actress. She's a great actress. She's a great actress. She's a great actress. She's a great actress. She's a great actress.

She's a great actress. She's a great actress. She's a great actress. She's a great actress. She's a great actress. She's a great actress. She's a great actress. She's a great actress. She's a great actress. show were enemies of Kyle, right? Camille, enemy of Kyle, Lisa Vanderpump, enemy of Kyle. Although maybe the theory doesn't hold water because Rinna, ally of Kyle, Teddy, ally of Kyle, Yolanda, just Yolanda. Okay, my theory has Carlton, witch, enemy of Kyle, the theory is back on track. Catherine, what's-her-face, OJ's ex, right?

I think she may have been an enemy of Kyle, perhaps. Oh, do we have a Jesus person in here? Oh, there's somebody in the comments. Oh my gosh, someone named Faithful Servant. Okay, let me read it. Romans 10.13, For everyone who calls onant. Okay, let me read it. Romans 10. For everyone who calls on the name of the Lord will be saved. Well, thank God! That's good. Hey, Lord, half the city's still burning. You want that? Great. Hey, thanks, Faithful Servant.

Good job. You're welcome. Pete Slauson Yes. I love that. I love that for our chat is just a nice good old fashioned spirituality. The point is this Kyle sucks. Kyle sucks. And if she is trying to push out to read like I don't think it's going to work because I think to read is too entrenched in the show. And also she has the public behind her because everyone sees that Kyle is on the wrong both about the stupid Bravo con thing, which was kind of a manufactured point that she made to try to bolster up the fact that she was a total like asshole at the reunion, saying that she and Dereed were never really friends.

And then she's also totally in violation of girl code by texting with PK, and then she's acting like it's no big deal. Sorry, Kyle, you're kind of failing in all of your arguments this season. I know, I love it. Okay, so the next story is Brittany Bateman. You guys, the takeover star

from Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Guys, do you remember her? Of course you do. You've been thinking about her ever since the last episode of Salt Lake City ended. It's Brittany Bateman. So Brittany Bateman, this is on Bravo News, bravotv.com. Buzzing, bravo. So Brittany Bateman, this is on Bravo News, bravotv.com. Buzzing, Bravo!

So Brittany Bateman's next career move after Salt Lake City Season 5 has been revealed and it includes a sold on SLC connection. On January 16th, Presidio Real Estate Manager founding broker Jennifer N broker Jennifer took to Instagram to reveal that Brittany will now be an agent at her brokerage. Ooh, love this. This is a great, this is a great turn for Brittany. I want to see Brittany showing houses. Because she'll be so bad at it. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I have an announcement to make. Yes, Brittany, Brittany, we have, okay, Brittany,

I haven't put out the charcuterie yet, but we can start the meeting. Yes, what would you like to say? Jared didn't do it. But he did propose to me. Then a Costco. No, Brittany, no he didn't. Brittany, we agreed we're not gonna be talking

about personal matters at the Presidio Group but during our meetings, this is a violation of the Genio Code of Standards and Ethics. And Genio, you got her on that one. So yeah, she's apparently going to be on sold on SLC, but unfortunately, that show is getting canceled. We all know it. Why are we pretending that that show has a shelf life? Brittany, you are running from being canceled on one show to getting canceled on the next show, girl. I am so impressed with Brittany's ways to get onto Osmond Lane.

She's like, well, if Jared is a dead end, maybe someone will need a realtor. I'm gonna step foot on that lane one way or another. I'm loving this comment from, is it showing? From Erin that says, Britney's singing the real estate videos promoting her business. She would totally do that too.

She'd come on in like a green face and be like, I'm defying subway tiles. You guys, but what about me? Okay, like, don't you want to buy a house for me? This is not fair guys. I'm selling a house too. Come on. I thought that was pretty funny.

Brittany, you know what? Brittany's a star. Move her to a show. What do we have? Hire her in Candy's restaurant. Sorry boss, we canceled that one. Right, sold on SLC. Do we sell that one where the kids are vacationing together with a group of their friends? What was that called, Ben?

Invite Only Cabo. Invite Only Cabo. Like we could use somebody to throw off a Wave Runner this year. Sorry, that one was- What about New York City Prep? Can Brittany join a prep school? Has she aged out of that? What about Princesses? Princesses Long Island. By the way, this whole thing- Did she just start working out at a lesbian gym?

I was actually dabbling. I was sort of skimming through a Rachel Zoe project episode today and wow. Mid aughts bravo. What a sight to behold. They need to bring her back. She deserves another chance. Every time the home goes, they still have her stuff.

And I love it. It's all really cool stuff. I actually bought some Rachel's and towels. They're terrible. Can I just tell you, the quality is absolutely terrible and they all come unstrung. Like you dry yourself one time and they're just like a pile of threads on the floor.

But they're so cute. It's cute threads. She's like, I die, I die. These types of guys. I die. Well, Soul of NessLC is a really good show that people should watch, and it kind of has everything that I want, you know?

Mormon stuff, and real estate. So, like, it's fun. There's always the same house, but I like it. I think it's a good show, and deserves a second season. Okay, so big news in the world of Project Runway. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. So big news in the world of project runway, don't don't don't don't don't. First of all, project runway is not, I believe it's not coming back to Bravo. It's coming back to free form, free form, Disney plus and Tulu. And

guess who's coming back? It's Heidi Klum. I mean, we knew that would happen someday when her Amazon version, like she and Tim try and make that Amazon version happen. It was like, okay, that show, but it wasn't amazing. And it also every, every week there was like, uh, every episode there was like a wacky moment where they're doing something silly, like Heidi and Tim. And I fully believe that was like Heidi who's like, okay, you know what I think would be really funny would be if we like go and walk around the town

and we do say funny things. Cause you know that Tim Gunn is not trying to do wacky things with paint and whatever silliness. So the point is it was an inferior show. It was only a matter of time before Heidi went back to the mothership. I'm sorry. I agree with you, but I was drinking a nice big chug of water.

So I believe in staying right right big chug. I am sad though that Project Runway is going to be on freeform and on Bravo. I mean, why did Bravo not pick it up? It just seems like it's just so much a part of Bravo's original DNA and such a good show. And it's just it's I don't know. I don't like this. You know what Bravo needs to do? They need to start getting shows that people need. Okay? I know Netflix already has this, but I want the Great British Baking Show on Bravo. It

just seems like it would be more home there. And then they could spin those characters off and put them on Traders and stuff. And you could have like Alina, the lady who's like, oh yeah, you want to mess with mama? You're going get some from me Like yeah, I love all the people on there They need to I think that I've like Bravo tried to sort of go into lifestyle a little bit a few years ago when they Had a home by Bravo. He tried that I've been doing that forever. Remember? Yeah. See you later decorators, of course but like I um, I don't know why they've never really been able to capitalize off of a top chef. I feel like top chef, top chef is a marquee show for them. I love it. I love top chef time and they've, you know, just desserts was great.

I enjoyed masters, but they got rid of both of those. And then they do these shitty half baked concepts like top chef amateurs. There's gotta be a way to like expand the top chef thing. Like Food Network has so much stuff. I think that like Bravo could definitely explore the food space more because we obviously tune in to Bravo for like the best food programming. It's better than Food Network.

So they have to just, if there were like a cooking show on Bravo, I would be, I would love that. Yeah. They'd never love that. Yeah. Well, we'll see, who knows? They need to come up with some new ideas. So let's see what they come up with in the next couple of years.

So let's see, there's rumors Nene's coming back, but you know what, this could literally be any week for the past three, four years that we could be saying. There's rumors that Nene's coming back, but these latest are reported on DailyMail.com. NeNe Leakes cuts a stylish figure in NYC after dishing on possible returns. Roar!

So let's see, someone asked her after Tamron Hall, basically, and she said, they talk about her clothes a lot. They love her clothes. I mean, I guess they're cute. Oh my God, her face. NeNe has a new face. Have you seen it?

Look at that link. I heard that she got a new face. I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going. I'm trying to- Oh, it looks pretty, but it's very new. It might smell a lot. Like I don't recognize her at all. Normally you can see someone in there like,

hi, I remember you. But yeah, this is totally different. I think it looks nice. It looks very nice. I think it's like, I think it's great work. Yeah, so anyway, she is, where's the quote? Just get to the quote. I'm a Nene Leakes fan.

I love her. Where is she? Bring her back. Someone, oh, Cynthia Erivo. Oh yeah, cause you know, Cynthia reveals a river so good and wicked. Now people will cast housewives based on her wishes, I guess. So she's like, I'm a Nene leaks fan. I just love her. Bring her back. Where is she? If you were a Nene leaks fan, you would know where she is, ma'am. Okay.

Yes, exactly. I mean, look, I'm, I'm, I'm at a point in my life where I'm down for Nini Leakes to come back. Like she really bothered me for a while because she just got become such a diva. And like, my, my thing is I don't like when people think that they're bigger than the shows that they're on. And so I get frustrated. But at this point, yeah, I mean, Nini is obviously like the best of all time, you know, one of the best. So I'm like, I would take Bethany back. I swear to God, I will like, these people drive me nuts. And yet I also fully understand their value

that they add to these shows. Nothing will make you want Bethany and NeNe back like Brynn and Aaron. This is really true. I mean, seriously. They are like, yeah, yeah. It's like when you don't really appreciate frozen yogurt until you're starving and not eating ice cream.

And then you're like, oh my God, this is actually pretty good. Yeah. Not that maybe frozen yogurt. God, I'm just really hungry. But yeah, she was one of the greats. She should get another chance. Just do it.

But by the way, for anyone looking for an actual quote, there is no quote in here. She just says, I don't know, if the opportunity was right and the check was on point, why not? That was it. Everybody's saying that she made up with Andy though. Have you heard that?

I did not hear that, but that's nice to hear. I mean, I think that Andy is, Andy's really smart and he knows, I don't know, I think that like, listen, he oversees shows where people have these huge fights and then, against all odds, they make amends. So he's probably just following suit because he probably knows it might be good to have Nini in the back pocket

to throw into one of these shows. Hmm. Nini in the back pocket sounds terrifying. Yeah, it's not. Every time you go out there for a piece of gum, it's just telling you off. And another thing, it's like, oh, I'm so sorry, God damn it, I forgot you were in my back pocket.

Did you just sit on me? I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. So the internet was set, a Twitter, a titter, a titter? A litter, it was a litter. Many kittens came out of this story. A blaze. It was said that... No, I'm not saying that. So Paige, Paige Disorbo went to some kind of game. Was it football or something?

Football game. She went to the Eagles playoff game, I believe. And she was seen with mystery man, rumored to be Joe D'Amelio, which he's not a mystery man, that is who that was. And people were freaking out like, Paige is dating that weirdo? He was trying to date Teresa when she was divorced. And so it became this huge thing, but I don't think she's dating him. She just liked to take pictures in the box seats, you know?

And who wouldn't? I think you're like, yeah, I think you're allowed to go to a football game with like someone. And if she is dating him, you know? And who wouldn't? I think you're like, yeah, I think you're allowed to go to a football game with like someone. And if she is dating him, so what? She's single, she's allowed to date people. She's allowed to date people, especially people who are gonna like get sweet boxes

at, you know, the playoff game. Why not? Go for it. Yeah. Lala can't, this is the last one. There's so many. I'm just like stringing through these. There's a lot of not a lot.

You know what I mean? So this is from in In Touch Weekly. Exclusive details, Lala Kent slammed by ex-Vanderpump Rules co-star Faith in emotional court declaration. So former Vanderpump Rules star Faith Stowers accused producers of pressuring her into staying silent about an alleged incident involving co-star Lala Can- ooh, this is the knife thing where she pulled the knife, huh? I think so, yeah. She said that Lala pulled a knife on her.

Oh my gosh. So Faith is arguing that the agreements she signed for the show are invalid and unenforceable. And she asked the court to allow her lawsuit to move forward. And what did the court say? She claimed she, we know all this stuff. So over time, her treatment got even worse. Many cast members embarked on an overtly racist

social media harass. Okay, we know this stuff, right? So in a declaration, Faith added, I was also attacked by a cast member brandishing a knife to my neck while threatening to cut a bitch. I would terrified that I was terrified I'd be stabbed. Oh, so this is the thing that she had already said about the knife. Man, the court system justice is really slow, huh? Yeah, it's slow.

It's not like Judge Judy, you know, it takes a long time. They need to get Kathy Bates up in here. She'll get that shit solved in a week and have everybody hoodwink the whole time about some other mystery. Get Matlock in here. Yeah, so Faith basically said the production kind of covered it up and said,

like if she spoke out about it, it would come with severe career ramifications. So she held her tongue and everything. And then she also said that despite this, she like she said that NBC declined exercise, my option, whatever that is. And oh, she was not asked to come back as a full-time cast member, as we know, despite the fact that she kept her tongue, she kept her, she kept it quiet about the situation. She wasn't actually made a full-time cast member. And then that she was forced to sign a new contract stating that she would be a volunteer and she was relegated to volunteer status for her final two seasons on the show and didn't receive any compensation despite being treated like an employee.

God, who was handling Faith's contracts and who was not, like somebody needs to advocate for her to say no. Yeah. Geez. Yeah. Yeah, that whole thing's a mess. I thought there was gonna be something new in there,

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