Watch What Crappens - #2704 Southern Hospitality S03E04: Hitting a Wall

Episode Date: January 27, 2025

The gang lets Emmy know what Will’s been saying about her on Southern Hospitality, and it goes about as well as you’d think.  Plus, Joey Marbles swims into a wall and then tries to mend things with TJ. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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So excited to go back to Salt Lake City. That's where my nephew is. That's where he's going to college, which is so sweet. So I get to see my nephew, hopefully. And it's going to be a great, great time. So go do all those things. Today, we are talking about Southern Hospitality, which continues its tremendous third season. Every episode has been like just so excellent. And you ready to dive into this, Rondel? Let's do it. We're still at the Lake Lake house and we get a song.

Everybody, everybody, everybody wanna put me in a box. Put me in a box. And it's pool day at Lake's house. And so they're getting in the pool and stuff like that. Just playing games of chicken. TJ's posing for some pictures. And then Joey, Maddie and Michael's have a little talk. Hey, so what were you and like TJ talking about?

What are you talking about? Like me and stuff, you know? I always see a flashback of TJ being like, I guess I shouldn't have said that Joe slept with Luann. Some lips. And Joe's like, yeah, I've been willing to talk to TJ. I've tried, but he won't talk to me back. And then we see clips of that.

Like, TJ, you want to talk? No. TJ, we need to talk. No. TJ, be a man and talk to me. No. No. Joe's like, well, hopefully he's ready to talk to me

because I miss them so and then Michaels is looking at the edge of this infinity pool and he's like, there's the boat like I'm literally dying right now. Like I cannot breathe. There's like a boat in the lake right now. And now we see the boat people and it's like it's like the boat people are like, I think, Emmy and Lake and Austin and maybe not Emmy, but Molly and Siobhan, et cetera. So they're all like all the new people except Bradley.

And Molly, like Austin is totally ripped. So Molly's like, oh my God, Austin is like so hot. But like, don't worry, I'm not sitting on that. But I would if you had a different personality. Jason Tucker-Jones Geez, poor Austin. It's like a log lifter gets no respect these days. So then it cuts to Austin and to prove that his personality sucks, he's making like a little sandcastle.

Jason Tucker-Jones Yeah. So then Brad's like swimming. Yeah, yeah, he has ambitions. Now Brad swimming in lakes like, Oh my God, Brad is like swimming. Yeah, yeah, he has ambitions. Now Brad's swimming in lakes like, oh my God, Brad is like so hot. Now this is a different lake today. Last week, Lake was like, uh-huh, I'm like, uh-huh, like an art student, uh-huh.

And this week she was like, oh my God, I'm like not gonna make a move on him. Like he has to make a move on me first, okay? But so it was like, okay, so we have a new lake this episode. Yeah, she's trying on different personalities in every scene, it's weird. Because this one, she's that,

and then we get to the Stassi, like, it's my fucking birthday. Like we get a little bit of that later on. She's just trying on a bunch of different, I mean, she's young, you know? Yeah, I like all of them, to be honest. So yeah, she's like, Brad's gotta make a move on me first.

And then Siobhan's like, yeah, but you've already been on a date, He has made the move. She's like, huh? What? I don't get that. Yeah. This is Charleston, a guy bought you dinner. So you should be pregnant by now and dumped. So, and Brad's like Lake and I have already been on a date and we had a little flirting, but at this point balls in her court, guys want to be wanted too. Okay. All right, sir. So Lake is like, I mean, he expects a kiss from just dinner. Okay, my dad

can take me to dinner. I've had dates where I've woken up in a chateau in France and he brought me pastries and flowers to wake up to. Brad, step up your game. Oh, I'm like, well, not on this show. No, there will be no chateaus. There will be no pastries, but also why aren't you still the pastry guy? You're dating the guy who's delivering the pastries and he's drunk and his boxers are hanging out of the back of his pants. Like that's, that's the show that you're on right now. Okay. This is not, this is not a Chateau in France kind of a show lady. Okay.

No. And also how'd you not lock that down? Now you're back in Charleston, hoping that like Also I got kind of jealous cuz I was like wow I've never had anything like that happen I mean to me if somebody's like what's your name? I'm like, oh my god. He loves me That's it. That was the word must most romantic thing. I've fucked this guy for two weeks and he finally asked my name you guys you guys So the boat people decide they're gonna go back to the house but like come on Austin hurry up leave your sand castle He's like really dedicated to a sand castle Well, he's the first man on this show. We've ever seen build anything. That's true. So I'm gonna say team Austin I'm gonna say team Austin. I'm gonna say that

right now. So, um, Joe and Maddie are making out in the pool and TJ is just watching the boat come in, you know, like I met the old man of the sea, the old vacuuming man in the sea. And we just hear Molly go, TJ, I wish you were straight. I'm not being mistreated by enough men in this town. So Michael's pulls Emmy for a chat. He's like, hey girl, okay, all right. So we're gonna be ready to sit down. Okay, great.

Okay. And then like Emmy gives him like a big smile. Like, are we gonna talk about how great Will is? It's the best talk. I can not wait to talk to you right now. So before I say anything, I want you to be open minded about what I say and be receptive. And I had to take a couple of days to figure out how to word everything. Because like I don't want to hurt your feelings.

And also I was like low key devastated by the coffee that TJ got me three days ago. So like I was processing and I think I'm like ready to tell you this now. Yeah, like I just wanna make sure you're okay. Like is my friend like suffering in her relationship? And then he's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, wow, wow, wow. Okay, okay.

So I'm laughing because Will's my person and he's my everything. Like he's my safe everything. He's my safe space. He's like my Windex when the windows are dirty. He's literally everything. He's a bun to my hot dog. I mean, what? What? He is the sham to my wow. So Michael's is like, I know, but I'm telling you right now, my first interaction with him was not good at all, say the least completely terrible like Full bad had her misreactions

It's like yeah, he just came into the bar and he was like I'm so miserable and he's anorexic I'm just in a completely different place than Emmy is I'm just in a completely different place than Emmy is. Emmy smells like a toenail that you finally cut after like four months of it needing to be cut. Like Emmy works at 24 seven. She only cares about herself and her body. Like, you know, probably want a cracker. You know what I mean?

It pissed me off the level of disrespect. And she's like, come on, will tell me what he said. He totally told me all that. Yeah. Although maybe not that cracker on, will tell me what he said. He totally told me all that. Yeah. Although maybe not that cracker part, which is kind of upsetting because I told him no more crackers, no carbs. And she goes, I just, you know, I don't want to say I don't have self-respect. It's just that I know Will like I know you, right? What's your name again? Okay. I give him the grace because I know he is like deflecting his own sadness with

the stress he's in law school. Because as we all know, the best partners in life are the ones who are going to take the stress in their lives, deflect it and put it onto you. So like it's all good. Everything is fine. I mean, you don't disrespect somebody who wears a highlighter behind their ear. He's a lawyer. So I want to back it up.

So she tells us, yeah, like Will told me he vented to his friends. I'm like, I mean, come on. Like, what is law school right for me? Is Emmy right for me? You know, just normal stuff. I knew he was embarrassed about it because like I knew he didn't, he knew I didn't deserve it.

So like I forgive him. I forgive him. Like the end, roll the credits. It's over now. We're happy, happily ever after. This is it. This is it. The season's basically over. Let's just get to the reunion, right?

I mean, because look, my goals. If there was something toxic going on, I would tell you in a heartbeat. Like, what is going on that's toxic? That's the girls at work, by the way, the backstabbing, the inability to trust people, the girls not being able to trust me. If I felt very betrayed in the fact that they didn't trust me, that they thought my character was was shaded hurt, hurt that hurt a lot. See if I felt very betrayed. And the fact that they didn't trust me, that they thought my character was shaded hurt, hurt that hurt a lot.

See, I can deflect too. Well, this has nothing to do with Will. And it's like hurtful for my best friend to like not listen to me and make me feel like I'm not heard. I'm like, you know, Michael's, you don't live how he switches it around. He's like, I haven't been heard in this situation

and I'm very hurt. It's like, let's hide it, let's hide and I'm very hurt. He's like, let's hug, let's hug. I love you, I'll always listen to you. I will always listen to you. Don't talk, don't talk anymore. You're done, this scene's over. Okay, great talk, bye. So now everyone's getting ready for dinner and stuff

and Joe's like, what am I gonna do with my hair? I forgot my blow dryer. I'd rather forget my phone charger than my blow dryer. Like, you'll probably just slick it back like you normally do. I'd rather forget my phone charger than my blow dryer. Like, you'll probably just slick it back like you normally do. I don't know what the big issue is here. No. So then in the kitchen, Brad, TJ and Michaels are in there and they're sorting out groceries and stuff. And Brad's like, the fruits are upstairs. Could you go grab those TJ? I need

to have a private conversation with Michaels. So he goes, and he goes, don't forget the butt rub. So, you know, I said butt rub. Michaels is like, yeah, the butt rub is like wild. You can give TJ a butt rub tonight. And he's like, no, I don't do the butt rub because I get straight down to business. So then Michaels is examining a bag of frozen wings and says, bake them for 50 minutes. He's like, that's

like a long time. I think they'll be faster on the grill. I'm like, yeah, but they're frozen. Pete Slauson Yeah, smile. Jared Slauson Thaw them, thaw them and then do the grill, but don't, don't grill frozen chicken. Pete Slauson He's heat, sir. Jared Slauson Okay. Pete Slauson Hate to break it to you.

You're all gonna die. So I had a conversation with Emmy. He's like, well, was it well received? No. And TJ's back and he's like, did she like listen to you at least? He's like, no, she just like sat there and like laughed about it with a fake smile.

And I'm like, what about this is funny? I mean, I'm not being heard. Is there a laugh track? There shouldn't be. I mean, I get why she's laughing because I'm famously probably the most hilarious person here in this house. And I'm actually like a little hurt

that no one's laughing at my jokes. I just told a joke right now and no one laughed. Wow. Wow. So now he's in the bathroom, like putting on our outfit and she's like looking at herself in the mirror, talking to Will on FaceTime. She's like, oh my God, Will, do you like my dress?

It looks good, right? It's like gold. Do you like it? And he's like, yeah, gold's your, I mean, I guess it's not silver for you, it's gold. And she's like, ah, yeah, pretty much. Miss you, miss you, honey, miss you. And it's just a really long pause.

The editors put up a timer. It's like, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, and he doesn't answer. He's like, so, how's the lake? She's like, oh my god, it's so good, it's so pretty. Just called to say I love you. Okay, bye. Oh my god, he liked my dress, yes, squirt.

Oh, Emmy. So now TJ is like, I just feel so bad because she's like exhausting herself to like cover up. That's like, okay, if it's not okay, right? Brad's like, I mean, we're not talking, saying you have to break up, but just like talk. Yeah, because they like never talk. And also if they want to break up, that'd be cool too.

And TJ says, I'm equally friends with both of them, but like, will, you know, will I've gone, like I've gone, I've grown closer and more close with like Emmy at this point, like the point where I'm like protective of her, like I'll vacuum for her. Like that's what I'll do for her more than ever before. So then we go to the backyard where Joe is blow drying wings on the grill. He's like, well, I found one, found one. Amazing.

Um, and then like, it's like, oh my God, guys, I found one, found one. Amazing. And then Lake's like, oh my God guys, I'm gonna be 22. I have extravagant birthdays. Like last year I was in a club in New York. It was so crazy. Everyone came and then we got like really wild. And then we got kicked out of the club, which was like crazy. But now I'm like in my house.

So I can't get kicked out of my mom's house for having too much fun. which was like crazy, but now I'm like in my house. So I can't get kicked out of my mom's house for having too much fun. And then her dad shows up as like, what's going on here? We go to break thinking like he's gonna kick everyone out. Like it's like her worst nightmare, but it turns out he's actually really cool. And then he's like, hey everybody.

And there's like hugs and she's like, oh my God, dad. And I'm also feeling old cause he looks like he's our age. I'm like, oh my God, dad. And I'm also feeling old because he looks like he's our age. I'm like, oh my God, the parents, we're the same age as parents on this show, these shows now. I know. And like, yeah, just looking around and make sure guys have their shirts on. Cause you know, manners,

like we're really big on manners in this house. Okay, yeah, let's just wait and see how long that lasts. And she's like, yeah, so dad, I was telling him I was named after the lake. And her dad's like, Yeah, I made Lakey at this lake. But her speaking of manners, like, yeah, I fucked her mom. You know, I inseminated her mother at this place. God, that was good. Yeah, but this is her mom and stepdad's house. So whatever. And she talks about how they have a blended family and then like, she just has like a million siblings from- We were going to name her Lake or Spray and Pray.

Really couldn't really figure out which one. Glad we went with Lake. It's easier to find on the keychain. So then Maddie meets Lake's stepmom, Nicole. I'm DJ Maddie Reese. And Lake is saying that she and her dad are like the same person because he's like loving and loud but can also be strict.

So anyway, he's just there and he's like- He's trying to lay down the law with Joey Marbles and Joey's like, don't worry. You don't have to worry about me. I'm not even with her. And the dad's like, well, who do I have to worry about? He's like, oh, I mean, there's just like so many, I shouldn't have said that, right?

Oh, blow dry your hair. Do you blow dry your hair? Joe is like my work brother, dad. He's like, yeah, work brother. And I have a sister her age. So I guess what I'm trying to say is, I guess I would fuck my sister if given the chance. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Joey Marbles, okay. to say is, I guess I would fuck my sister if given the chance.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Joey Marbles, okay. We're like, sorry, sorry. I just have a really fascinating love life that you'll see on this show very soon. Joe said he would fuck his sister. Dude, could you stop throwing me under the bus for like five minutes? What, sorry.

Sorry, I had a weak moment. So, basically the dad leaves. And now it's time for dinner. It's time for the white party. And so Brad's like, this is like the Republic white party. It's better than Labor Day. It's Lake's birthday. So now they're applauding.

Joe's like, everybody clap for the burger bathroom, okay? Brad's like, yeah, I appreciate it. I got dressed up for you, Lake. And she's like, yeah, I appreciate it. I got dressed up for you Lake. And she's like, yeah, he's hot. And then Amy takes one pick at the chicken. She's like, I don't think this chicken is cooked through guys, guys, I don't know if the wings are cooked.

It's Joe, who did it? Joe did it. And like, it's like Joe, you don't know how to cook chicken. She's more like, no, only nanny's chicken barm. So Brad is like, he's like, yeah, well, he wants to be manly. He wants to be part of it. And he's like, yeah, but in what world is the sous chef responsible for the main course?

It's on Bradley. All right, you're all idiots. How about that? It started with Michael's and it trickled down to you two. I love that Brad's like, he wanted to feel like a man, so I let him cook the wings. Yeah, Mike's so manly now. I make wings, you guys.

So, like, I don't mind a little Salmonella. And Molly goes, honestly, Salmonella is a really pretty name if it wasn't what it was. And then she looks right at Austin and she goes, same with chlamydia. Same goes, are you flirting? What does that? I know.

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We can all make fun of her when she gets back. Oh, good. Yay. Her mother in in in celebration sent her five Big Macs and said might as well. So Joe is like yeah I saw a clip where she was like standing next to someone who got the award and she was like oh it's just like in the movies. It's like thanks for the observation Joe. So. So now everyone's like, oh my God, Joe and TJ just talked. This is crazy.

So then we get like little flute music playing, some reason, and Maddie's like baby steps. So Molly's asking if Emmy talked to Will today. I was like, yeah, of course I did. Every day, he's my person. I'm just at 1-800-my-person, it's Will. Never had to pay a dime for those calls. He's a lawyer, you guys.

You guys, do you guys need anything highlighted? Because he's like, smart. Yeah, he's at work right now at Broad Street. It's where all the lawyers work. So it's kind of like, I just call it Will Street because it's lawyer town. You know what I'm saying? God, marry to a lawyer soon. I decided to her. This is kind of Peter and the Wolf because we got the fleet flute music for TJ and Joe.

And now Emmy is talking. So they just start playing a tambourine, which I don't think I've ever heard as a music cue for a character in one of these shows. But it actually works for me because it's just like shaky, like everything's okay. I'm on the beat. It's like you never are, you know? Guys, he literally has like this much reading to do today because of like cases and stuff. God, lawyer life, am I right? TJ is like, oh, well, how was your guys' talk today?

And she's like, oh, with Michael's? Like it was good, we had a good talk. We just like talked about how like, well, it's my person, how he does actually like loves me so much, the more shit he talks about me is actually his way of showing care. So like, just everything's just so wonderful. I don't know. I feel like you gave me the runaround.

Let me tell you, I felt really unheard. Um, okay, guys, I don't feel comfortable having this conversation at this table. So let's just like stop it right now. Cause like Will really likes me and he likes his outfit. So please no more of this conversation. But the thing is like it involves all of us. So you just don't know it yet. So like we should all talk about it.

Michael's like, yeah, cause like everyone at this table really cares about you, even the unheard people. And we want to make sure you're okay. I mean, we're going to put it in writing now. So maybe you'll read it since you won't listen to people. Um, I'm okay. Like Will is not okay. And Will is not here to speak for himself.

And I'm okay. I'm okay. Will's not okay. So if Will's not okay, I'm not okay, but I am okay. So I guess I am okay. Here's the thing. At the end of the day, I am going to be marrying a lawyer. So I so I don't want to hear from anyone I object to all of you sustained by me But like but we want to know about you. She goes that's what I meant

Okay, look guys guys. Let me put it this way. I go home at night. Will is my safe person Okay, and that's it. Look we're totally great Okay, okay, okay all of us have been in different situations and we have heard Will talk really negative about you and we just want to make sure you talk about it. Oh, that, that, that, hilarious. Okay, he came to me right after Republic and he told me immediately what he said to you guys and what he said to Siobhan, what he said to Michaels, what he said to the guy who brings the ice back and forth from the ice place to the other place to the guy who says the cuts the cuts forth from the ice place to the other place.

So the guy says the cuts the letters for the sign. You know, I mean, all of you pretty much. I mean, does that include everyone? Leva, Leah, you know, everybody. And just like, well, what'd he say? He said that he can't make me happy and that I work out too much. I mean, big deal. Like, he's like, that's not what I heard.

And Molly's like, yeah, Michael's be honest, say Michael's. I said, I told you what he said. Tell her what he said, Michael's. TJ was like, okay. He said he's not happy in the relationship. You're not his end all be all. And you're obsessed with yourself. And you're basically like a wet chick.

You're like a wet trisket. I mean, it's like, okay. Everyone is claiming to be Will's friend. And Will is like not even here. So like, I hear what you're saying Will said about me. And instead of focusing on that and confronting it, I'm just going to say you're all being bad friends to Will right now.

He's my person. He's literally my lawyer person. Okay. Bad friends. Bang, bang, bang. She starts banging the table and she's like, it's not here. So I'm not comfortable having a conversation without Will. And Michael goes, relax.

And she's like, ah, she gets up and like tosses a chair and he's like, calm, let's just be calm to not get aggravated. She goes, talk to me privately. And like storms out. She's like, talk to me privately. And then she is, people start to stand up and then she goes, but not now. Don't talk to me right now, please. But at a future time, talk to me privately, but not now, not now. And like, oh, great. It's about me. Well, happy birthday to Lake. So, Emmy goes inside

and slams the door and now she has like mascara coming down her cheeks, Erica Jane style, even more aggressively. And she calls Will and she's like, coming down her cheeks, Erica Jane style, even more aggressively. And she calls Will and she's like, I'm right here. I don't want to deal with these people. They don't care about me. They're trying to make you look bad and I'm all alone here. He's like, he's like, oh, I'm trying to get to you, baby. I'm trying to get to you. Hold on. Let me reach for my car keys. Well, you're reaching for your Doritos. I can see. Oh yeah.

I will race to get you in right away as soon as I'm done with these Doritos. Well, you're not moving Well, please come get me everyone was in on it and they said you and I they said you said I'm not the love of Your life and you're not happy. I mean what the hell well and he's like this is bullshit. None of that was ever said Hold on. Let me let me just write something down Jack This is bullshit. None of that was ever said. Hold on, let me just write something down. Got it, okay, sorry, just working on a case, babe. Just working on a case. So then back at the table, Maddie's like, oh, you guys, I'm gonna go talk to her

because she should be able to talk to a girl. I've been through this before. And TJ's like, this is going down like everyone thought it would, unlike me with Michael's. In the past, when anyone confronts Emmy with any sort of relationship issue, she deflects and freaks out. And then we see last season when Mia was basically like, hey, I heard this rumor and Emmy like bit her head off. So yeah, I was hoping it would be different because it's not just a rumor this time. Like everyone confirmed it. Everyone's doing it. And's not like, oh. And Molly is saying,

well, I don't know why he's talking about anyone's body. He's not sitting over there with an eight pack, like Austin, fucking chlamydia motherfucker, get over here. Austin's like, shing. So she goes, period. So Michael's is like, she needs to understand it's coming from a place of care.

And Will has dragged us all into this because of her severe reaction. I know that she didn't know all that Will was saying. She's like doing her best to protect her boy. She's like, what's going on here right now? And all I do know is that I was not heard in this process. So Emmy comes out just covered in mascara. She's covered, she's a mess. She's like Tammy Faye in it.

And Will's like, I'm just so disappointed in these boys. Like they had a five-convo, a five-minute conversation with me at boys' night and they think they had a conversation with me. And she's like, you just said they had a conversation with you, by the way. And she's like, yeah, but I don't care. You were the one who kept us apart.

I'm happy and they don't make me happy. I'm happy with you. What does no one get? And then she's just like sobbing on the floor. I love Will being like, they just had like such a short conversation. I'm like, because they were trying to find, get to the truth of it. And you're the one who like cut it off and deflected. It made it seem like it was no big deal. So Will's like, Hey, Jack's nearby, so I'm gonna send him to pick you up. Don't listen to their bullshit. And she's like, yeah, like they just don't get it.

Like they don't know what it's like to date a lawyer. I've been in a bad mood, I'm vented. Like I totally forgive you, you're okay. Everything is fine. She's literally crumbled on the floor with mascara on her face. And she's like, I'm just so happy. I don't understand it, I don't understand it.

I don't get it. I'm so happy. Look at me. So Maddie comes in, she goes, I think it was just a situation where people wanted it addressed. And like, it's not like anyone was attacking anyone. And Will's like, no, it was a gang up.

It was a gang up on Emmy. You all fucked up. You all fucked up. So Emmy's like, Emmy's like, Brad, it was a gang up. It was a gang up on Emmy. You all fucked up. You all fucked up. So Emmy's like, Emmy's like, Brad, Brad and DJ are supposed to be his best friends. Yeah, well like, no, but like, I think like, yeah, like Maddie just, I think felt like, I mean, Emmy just like fell really alone, okay?

I think that's what's going on. And Emmy goes, okay, Maddie gets it. Okay, let me have my moment with Maddie. She drops the crying immediately. And Maddie's like, we just want to like love and support you. Like, do you deserve someone that's not going to talk shit about you when you're drunk at a bar? Like, I mean, I get it relationships aren't perfect, you know, like, I know the roller coaster of like relationships. And like, I feel like everyone's like, are you okay? And like are you better in the relationship? Are you like better?

Not in a relationship I forgot what I was talking about. I know what it's like when you love someone and they're telling you everything you want to hear and then of course we have a clip of Trevor last season so meanwhile outside Austin's like it's a gorgeous night and Laker is really mad. She's like, it's so disrespectful. I invite you to my lake house for my birthday. And everyone just gets up from the table, dinner table, like so fucking rude, disrespectful as fuck. Such great manners. So then Brad and Michaels and TJ go to Emmy's room and Emmy's like,

I'm being picked up. And Brad's just saying, look, you know, we care about you. The situation just got to where it was because other people were coming to us, you know? People who don't even care about you. And TJ goes, I mean, it's not that they even don't care about you, we're not even friends with them. Mm-hmm. Yeah, but you know what the will told me the next day

and like he took accountability and I yelled at him and I made him accountable. I said, you are in trouble, sir. And then I made him the most beautiful charcuterie plate and I said, don't worry, you're going to be a lawyer someday. It's all going to be worth it. All going to be worth it. And I was like, you cut me off at the knees because I am there for you.

Anyway, we're fine. I'm so happy to be with him. Well, that's all we want to hear from you instead of is always so perfect, you know, like I can't have you on my couch sitting there telling me that you're happy and you're not happy because it's not what's being about, right? I like what am I supposed to do with that? DJ has such a cute crying voice. He's like, I'm in an horrible position.

What am I supposed to do to be fun? I've never gotten in the middle. I don't know what to do. It's like, you're gonna fly away. Someone tie him down. Not Joe. Not Joe. I'm just, I'm just, I'm saying, I want you guys to be there for me. And Michael's is like, we don't want to attack you.

We just want to be here for you. And speaking of here, I feel like you're not hearing me right now and I need you to address that my feelings are hurt too. Why are you carrying around a karaoke microphone? Just trying to be heard. So her phone rings and she's like, Jack, are you here? I'm coming, Jack. And they're like, don't leave.

She's like, I am leaving. I am like furious. Like if these were my friends, they would have come to both of us and they would have said, what's going on? And we see a clip of Michaels being like, what's going on? Yeah. They would have said like, Will, I heard you say this. We Yeah. They would have said like, Will, I heard you say this. We see a clip of them being like, well, I heard you say this.

They would have said like, Emmy, are you okay? Multiple clips of people like Emmy, are you okay? And you did it. You did it. You don't do this to people you care about. You really fucked up, Michael's. You really fucked up. So, um, then Jack will his brother, Jack picks him, picks up Emmy. And then they basically leave in the middle of the night. So, um, then Jack, Will's brother Jack picks him, picks up Emmy and then they basically leave in the middle of the night. She's like, you know, I'm not sure how much I can't breathe right now. So now it's the next day, people are waking up and um,

Siobhan Molly and Lake are talking about how hungover they are and they're talking about how like Emmy left without Blake is upset because Emmy left without even saying goodbye, but didn't it's okay because like still was able to have fun without Emmy. So we see clips of her like having cake jumping in the pool and putting shots down threads. And Molly's like, I thought you and Brad were gonna make out no visitors in your bed. She's like, No, I'm not chasing after anybody. You come chase me. And

then it cuts to him going, if you want to come and get it. So like, it's like, I'm not gonna after anybody you come chase me and then it cuts to him going if you want it come and get it So like it's like I'm not gonna be thirsty and drink from some drip drop water He and she says there's something beautiful about a slow burn. Let it marinate. So Molly's like, yeah I think I moved too fast bonds like yeah to marinate so they're laughing and Like oh my line. She goes I don't marinate. I just throw them out on the grill That didn't really work out earlier this episode for you guys. So Molly is like, by the way, Brad's cooking shortlist

in the kitchen. Should we just go watch? And they're like, yeah. So they go into the kitchen. You're making us shortlist. So then Michael's just trying to text Emmy, but she's not responding. And now Austin comes into the kitchen shirtless

and upstages literally everybody else who's ever been shirtless. I mean, good God, man. Yeah, although that back tattoo maybe not, it's like a giant compass on his back. Well, it'll give me some direction. Yeah, okay. So then he slept outside.

North, I'm going north. And they're like, you slept outside, but what about like the, like the bugs didn't get you? And he goes, I'm one with the bugs, which is sort of like, that really has so many different meanings on these kinds of shows being one with the bugs. Well, he's like the dirty forest one. So he kind of is like the one with the bug. He's probably got them all over him, you know? Yeah.

So like, just goes, you're so interesting. I love it. He's like, uh-huh. He does nothing. So Michael comes in, he's like, hi everyone. How did you sleep? Did you hear me snoring? God, of course you didn't.

No one can hear me. Then Brad is like, oh, did you touch TJ? And Michael's like, no, huh, do you want to join though? They're just like making jokes. He's like, no, but I'd watch. They're like, oh, OK. So then Madison comes in and she's like, you guys, Joe is in pain because last night we were racing in the pool

and he hit his head. And we see footage of Joe swimming underwater and just crashing right into the wall. So to me, this is a sign I've told the story before how we went to Katie Kuzura's wedding and this was when Tom and Oriana were still together and Tom was like, dude, I bet I could like swim to that side of the pool and back all in one breath. And he did it. And when he came back, he crashed into the wall like Joe Bradley does. And yeah, we had that turned out. And he's like, that wall's so rough. Like, am I bleeding? I was like, it wasn't right. I didn't, I didn't, I'm not bleeding. I didn't hit my head. And he's like, I did. I almost died, bro.

Dude. And he was literally bleeding from his head from crashing into the wall. So I'm like, and now Joe Bradley's done it Let's see. I don't know. Just remember this moment everyone because if it shakes out in the same way Gonna say that assuming it's an omen the swimming pool But they're cheaters or what? Yeah No, maybe when that happens it like it shakes something loose in their head where they become awful It's like a pool lobotomy,

just bangs them right in the right spot. It's a pool lobotomy. So Joe's like, my brain is probably bush, but I'm more worried about my face, cause this is my body maker. Okay. So, yeah, he's like, so now, so he comes, he's, he has a big bandage on his forehead and everything.

And then they eat breakfast and TJ is like, so do you guys think we'll hear from Emmy or Will? And he's like, well, I know one person you're not gonna hear from, me, because I'm like not being heard right now at this breakfast. It's really upsetting. So Brad rightly is like, he's gotta blame someone it's gonna be me and TJ, cause we're his friends.

And he's like, but I'm also friends with Emmy. So what are you gonna do? And TJ is like, he might never talk to blame someone. It's going to be me and TJ, cause we're his friends. And he's like, but I'm also friends with Emmy. So what are you going to do? And TJ is like, he might never talk to us again. That would be terrible. I'm sure he thinks we betrayed him, but you know, like it just sucks to be in the middle. It's like, yeah, she needed to know what, what, what he said. And Matt's like, we all support Emmy,

but we were all uncomfortable with that. And Michael's is like, yeah, she was alone and wanted to leave and we have to respect that guys. And Michael's is like, yeah, she was alone and wanted to leave and we have to respect that guys. Did anyone just hear what I just said? Anyone? No? Yeah. So the trip's over.

So now we go back to, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba have your own, it's your house. And he's like, no, your toothbrush. And it's like, but it's your house, you have your own. And he's like, but I like using your toothbrush. It's so disgusting. It's so, I've never heard of that ever. Swabbing plaque. So then we see Molly working at her wedding place and Brad driving around trying to call Emmy but getting voicemail. And then we go to Emmy's and Will's like,

have you seen my pink tie? Cause like, I'm trying to organize them. Oh my God, it looks so good. That's like the best organization I've ever seen. Will, you are so good at that. Oh my God, everybody's texting me. Michael, Will, like literally stop. Yeah. And like, by the way,

like what did they know about being in a three year relationship, especially with a future lawyer? And Will's like, nothing. Yeah, like TJ is like 33 and alone. about being in a three year relationship, especially with a future lawyer. And we was like, nothing. Yeah, like TJ is like 33 and alone. I was like, damn. Damn.

Jeez. Damn, I don't know. I feel like you're in a relationship and alone, which is better. Yeah, exactly. And also TJ has way fewer options than you, you know? You actually have options out there. He has a back-up cleaner.

Yeah. So, Emmy's like, well, I haven't talked to anyone, so, um, and he's like well I haven't talked to anyone cuz like I just don't trust anyone and I don't believe anyone my reality has been Crushing down around my head Okay Well, it's like well if anyone has questions about our relationship they should come talk to me They'd rather bully you about it and I'm just like, yeah, it's that, it's that, it is disgusting. It is evil. So it was like, I was curious why TJ and Brad brought this up at dinner the other

night. And like, I may be a lot of things, but I'm certainly not stupid. Obviously this was something they were about to make a big deal of. And it's like, I'm furating that two people we love failed to protect us from the harm I'm seeing Emmy go through right now. And that is certainly some of the worst betrayal you could have for a friend. How about the betrayal you have for your own girlfriend by talking shit about her at a bar in front of people you don't know very well or really in front of anyone at all and you can't blame this on Brad and TJ. The best way for them to protect you and Emi is for you not to say this bullshit in the

first place. Yeah, they are kind of bad friends though. Would you be pissed if your friends went to your boyfriend and were like, oh my God, Ben talks shit about you? I'd be pissed. I would be pissed about it. Yeah, I mean, I'd be pissed. But like also it's like I'd be pissed mainly because it's my own fault.

That's probably why I'd be pissed. And you know, the truth is they spoke to Will because they were trying, like if Will gave them something to work with, like, he did say I did say it, but like, he didn't seem very contrite about it. And he gave excuses. And it's kind of like, oh, this is like fucked up. And like, they have to deal with it. And Will's not helping them out. Like he doesn't, we'll doesn't even give them a story that they can be, they could, they could defend him with.

So didn't he basically admit to doing it and say he'll talk to her and then he went and talked to her. So, I mean, I don't know, but he was still an asshole. He went home and didn't say anything. Yeah. So, Emmy is like, um, well, he has a highlighter behind his ear because he's very smart, guys. And he's like, Emmy, you have a dot on your chin. That is hilarious.

Like, whatever you're doing with your makeup, those first strokes weren't going. And she's like, the first strokes weren't going? That is so sexy. Well, it's like, get your head out of the gutter, girl. So now we go into Joey's. Oh my God, our relationship is so stable. Yeah.

So, Joe, turns out he, he actually got a concussion from his pool accident. He's like, yeah, after like the second like vomit of the day, I don't know, maybe it's like not a hangover. So then we see clips of that. And then Maddie took him to the hospital and then she's like crying. She's like, Oh my god, if anything were to happen to Joe. So he's like, Yeah, I think me and TJ should talk because look, we talked a little bit. But like, he's my best friend, you know, but he's so hostile. So maybe you can text him for me. Just be like, Hey, Joe's concussed. He's vulnerable. And then say, Hey, TJ, I'm with Joe and he'd like to meet up with you, you know? Look, cause he blocked me so I can't do it.

And she's like, okay, TJ, it's me, Joe. Do it with like a softer voice. He can't hear me, Joe. He can, he can feel it, trust me. So she texts TJ for him and TJ is like, okay, we should totally get together. So now they go to a bar, well, Republican, I'm like some bar and TJ is like, he orders a Joe,

a kettle martini with blue cheese olives. Like that's TJ's love language is that like, he can't articulate how he feels. So he just expresses through getting drinks for people. Yeah. Yeah. Beverages are his love language. feels so he just expresses through getting drinks for people. Yeah, so yeah, averages are his love language. So Mass like, go Joe, you're gonna crush it. You'll do great, Joe. Go ahead, Joe.

So Joe comes in and he's like, I got you a kettle, a dirty kettle, one martini with blue cheese olives. He's like, Whoa, God, I could stick my dick in you right now. Sorry, but too forward. Why are you crying? Oh God, I could stick my dick in you right now. Sorry, that too forward? Why are you crying? So I'm hoping for a real deep conversation and not just surface level

because like we have serious issues. So Joe says, okay, well, like I don't even know like where we begun. Cause like you were like my first best friend in Charleston. Like it was like, you're like my best of bestest friends. Like because you're the first, you know what I mean? Like our families got got along like you know like and he's just like yeah because um our families hit it off and we were new to the city so that was pretty much it. Still probably don't have my Starbucks order but whatever I'll just suffer in silence over here.

Well you were like the first best friend I ever had and I feel like when I woke up in like Luanne's apartment, you were thinking of me, you were wishing it was me, not Luanne next to you. Yes and no, maybe no, maybe yes. Joe, you're sending me so many mixed signals right now. I can't help it. Okay. Well, what I was going to say is I slept with Luanne. Yes. Okay. You know what? You're jumping ahead too far. He's like, yeah, I know. I'm just like not really good at storytelling. But when I woke up, you're the only person I told. And I just feel like the first person you tell something like that

should be the last person to betray you. And he's like, well, in a weak moment, I was gonna give you the opportunity to talk about it, but I was like, oh, this is terrible. It was a terrible, terrible apology. But then he's like, I do take full accountability. You told me something in confidence and I should never have repeated that.

Skinny matcha iced. What? That's my drink order. Oh. But you know what though? Like, even though I had given you a moment to talk about this, an opportunity to talk about it, even though I invited you to share your truth with America.

You know, for me, waking up to like the nasty messages from you, it was just, it was so upsetting. And we see like, rat, dead to me and my family. It's disgusting. He's like, yeah, well, I'm sorry I said the worst thing you can say to someone, but to be fair, that was Luanne typing for me. She's really good at doing these text messages.

But you know what, before I could even apologize and sober up, you'd blocked me. So in a way, you did the same thing, because you said, I'm dead to you too. And so he's like, well, I wanted you to feel like you lost me. I wanted you to feel something. He's like, I did that,

because you're like everything to me. I wanted you to feel something. He's like, I did that. Cause you're like everything to me. So like, whatever you were doing totally worked. Like we could have talked sooner. I was like, well, but you know, like the past chatter has hurt our relationship too. You know, the chattering that I did to everybody else about us possibly voting in my bed that time. And so he's like, well, like, look, I mean, look,

we don't have to talk about it. It's like a complex relationship. Like, those two million times. Like, great, great, let's hug. Let's hug, okay, it's over. He's like, no, it's not. We're going to have a gay scene. He's like, God damn it.

I brought you a blow dryer. All right, I'll do the gay scene. Just go ahead, you start. Okay, well, I think the downfall started like that night, like three years ago, you know? He's like, oh yeah, okay. I remember I slept in your bed and like, you're my best friend and I was drunk and I touched you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop the car, stop the car. What does that mean I touched you? What does that mean? Why aren't they telling us what they did? Did they give him a handy? Did they make out? Did they fuck? All I did, Did he give him a handy? Did they make out? Did they fuck all I did? No, I love to cuddle. I'm a cuddler

so I just like made him little spoon and I was big spoon and Then I wrapped my hand I cuddled my hand on his penis and like that was it, you know it's just some contact and You know like you told a bunch of people about that and there's like now there's like rumors going around Yeah, but how am I not allowed to talk about something that I went through? Well, cause that's your best friend and you're kind of outing him if he's not out. I mean, I do get what he's saying, but. Yeah. I mean, cause it's like,

why should he be forced to cover for someone else? But it is outing someone if that was something, but also then like if it is as benign as it is, so why would Joe be ashamed of it? And it's actually a pretty complicated situation. The point is they should have had a conversation about it. I can't figure it out because I can't tell if they're saying they cuddled, but if you cuddled with somebody, you don't say, I saw like, wasn't your bed? And then I touched you. Because no one says that they say we cuddled like, what's the big deal? So I'm

just confused. Also, you know, curious. So... Should we do a reenactment? I think they should do a reenactment. So Joe is like, he's like, I know, it was just like nothing. And it's like, he's just like, it's like, fing! And TJ says, well, it wasn't nothing to me. And he looks really sad.

And Joe's like, oh. Joe does this thing when he's nervous where he wipes his mouth like this. to me and he looks really sad and Joe's like, Joe does this thing when he's nervous where he wipes his mouth like this. Like he takes his whole hand down over his mouth. He's nervous. So let's see. So what do you think of it?

We will see. I slept with Luan. Any guy would sleep with a gay icon. It's like in the rule book. So it doesn't count. I mean, leave it to Countess Luan Dillis-Epps to surface some gay icon. It's like in the rule book. So it doesn't count. I mean, leave it to Countess Luanne Dulles-Epps to surface some gay issues. Nothing brings the gay out of anyone like Countess Luanne Dulles-Epps. Yeah. All right, everybody. Thanks so much for being with us.

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