Watch What Crappens - #2709 RHOA S1607 Part Two: Tennessee, Williams

Episode Date: April 21, 2025

This is part 2 of 2!Porsha Williams brings the Real Housewives of Atlanta cast to Nashville - everyone but Drew, who’s left behind with nothing else to do but fight with Ralph in court and go to Dennis’s hookah bar afterwards.  Luckily she has an ally in Angela and perhaps some bunk beds to enjoy next episode.   To watch this recap on video, listen to our White Lotus bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Ralph's home video. Ralph home videoing himself because the camera crew won't follow his ass is next level Ralph. That shit's hilarious. Ralph having his own, there's probably his son walking around filming him to use in the show because he can't even get his own camera crew.

I loved this like dual like shaky cam situation between Drew and Ralph. Like this is really a testament to the iPhone. Like I felt like, talk about like Anora. I felt like the director of that movie was like, I've got my next thing planned. We're gonna film Drew and Ralph going to court. Yeah.

The sequel, Annoyah. So he comes out in his little suit and his briefcase. He's like, I'm going to court. I'm going to court. It's very serious. Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't. Where's Doug Llewellyn? Where is he? So Drew, he's also got his cousin Ralph or his cousin. What's his cousin's name? I just saw it. It was cousin Dwight. He's also got his cousin Ralph or his cousin. What's his cousin's name? Cause I just saw it was- Cousin Dwight. He's got his cousin Dwight with him. And so now Drew has a home video as well. And she sees his car so she assumes he didn't leave,

but he got an Uber. So now she's telling us, you know, this divorce is making it more contentious for us. And I'm hoping that we can mediate, but Ralph definitely is acting like he needs a fight. Look, he has his own camera crew. Son, get inside. It's snack time. No, it's almost time, mom.

So, in Drew's side of this, she has on her shaky cam, she's got her sister Allison, and then she has some guy. He's like, I think an assistant. He's like a beleaguered man who this poor guy looks like he just needs to be put into like a barco lounger. He is like struggling to keep up with everyone the entire time. So she calls her mom, Jeanette. And of course, Jeanette's like, yeah, it's gonna be fine. Whatever. Drew's like, I'm just hoping, I'm hoping we can make some movement here. And, um, we go back,

we see her attorney, I love Drew's attorney, who's like, okay, here's what we need to do. Get Ralph out of the house, get Ralph's financial records and keep the divorce file sealed. Okay. Get out of my office. So that's their plan for today in court. Yeah. So she tells us a plan and then we go see Ralph and his cousin, Dwight in their car. And Ralph's like, this should try to get, get me kicked out. You know, I mean, I think that's the goal for the trying to get, get me kicked out. You know, I mean, I think that's the goal for the day. Like, get me kicked out of the house.

And the cousin's like, what do you mean from the crib that you pay for? And he's like, yeah, for the crib that I pay for. So, you know, round number two, here we go. And then Drew's mom's like, everything's going to be great. I'm sure. I'm so faithful. I've been praying about it. God told me you're going to win this case. I'm sure praying about it. God told me you're going to win this case. I'm sure everything's great. The producer's like, so what in the documents is so damaging? And Drew's like, oh, I mean, there's definitely more evidence against Ralph than against me.

And this is where we see the attorney like a month ago rattling off all the things like Ralph's a serial cheater. He's taken money out of the account. He's been sexing with other women. He's following you and tracking you. You know, all the things you can dream of. account, he's been texting with other women, he's following you and tracking you, you know, all the things you can dream of. God, insane. And I love how the lawyer was like,

I'm tracking you, the man was tracking you. She goes, yeah, he was tracking me. So they're saying, is there anything that you're ashamed of in these records, Drew? And she's like, no, no, no, no, it's me. There's no scary details for me. It's all Ralph. And you know, I'm more fearful for Ralph than for me.

So now it's 30 minutes till the court hearing. And so Drew's attorney is like, okay, well I just talked to opposing counsel and she goes, yeah, he's got a third attorney now. And Ralph's got a new attorney. And this attorney, let me tell you, is taking no shit. I love her. She's like, all right, everyone.

She's like dancing the entire time. She's like, okay, it's about business, okay? Because this is a financial game today. It's a money grab. And Ralph's like, yeah, that's exactly what I was saying too. She's like, okay, we're gonna go in and we're gonna kick ass. So then we see 20 minutes later,

and shockingly, Ralph emerges full of joy. His big smile is even bigger than usual. And he's like, I'm telling you, this is better than when I did it by myself. And apparently they got a little bit of a victory because the victory was that they wanted to unseal this case, which is what happened. I don't know why, like, I don't know why he wanted to do this, to be fair. Like, I really don't understand.

I feel like that's what the, okay, all I know about sealing and unsealing cases, I've really just learned from Ashley Darby. And as far as I could tell, it seemed like unsealing something was bad, but Ralph's celebrating, which is so Ralph. Well, unless it shows Drew in a bad light, because Drew's able to come on TV

and paint Ralph however she wants. And Ralph, I think, has painted himself pretty poorly. I mean, the cameras and the tracking and all of that. So he's, I think, probably like, okay, well, if she's gonna do this, then why am I not allowed to say what she did? So it's probably like a tit for tat thing. God knows what she did.

Did she cheat? Is he gonna try and make it look like she cheated if she hooked up with somebody when they were separated or whatever, who knows? Who knows what he's going to do, but there's something in there that she wants to keep hidden. Or maybe it's just like her financial status or the success of Drop It with Drew. All the, maybe it's stuff like that that that like she doesn't want to come out because

she's acting like she's, you know, killing it. So Drew is very upset and she's like, sort of like breaking down in the car and everything. And she's saying that like Ralph still gets to stay in the basement, because she just wants to kick Ralph out of the house, but he gets to stay in the basement. And she's like, is this a joke? I don't know why Ralph wanted to unseat the case.

This is a nightmare. My kids will have to see everything on the internet. The worst thing would be for my kids to have to see me and Ralph fighting in public. Could you imagine that there's a way for them to actually see us fighting? That they could be, like, imagine if they could see us fighting

for the past three years. That would be absolutely terrible if my kids could see that. Like, if we were on camera, that would just be the worst thing in the world. Yeah. So she's scared, but it's happening. And also he didn't have to provide his financial documents

or anything else. So whatever this lawyer did, she seems magical because she basically got Ralph everything that he wanted. And he gets to stay in the basement. And he makes some comment to her when she gets in the car. She's really upset. And he makes some comment from her when she gets in the car. She's really upset and he makes some comment from the lawn, you know, probably still filming himself and his lawyer, his lawyer is so professional. I love it. She's like, yes, yes. Nailed it. Nailed it to the cross. Yes, boys.

And he makes some comment to her as she gets in the car and she's like, Oh, just shut up. You just shut up. You idiot. You're a dumb ass, Ralph. You're a dumb ass. And. You're a dumb ass. And Ralph's like, finally, we're making progress. Finally. There's a lot of misconceptions about me and Drew. And I think the biggest misconception is that I don't care for my wife. And the truth is, well, I actually don't care for my wife. That's actually a pretty good misc. That's a, that's a conception. That's, I would say that's actually a conception for me. Yeah.

Yeah. So he's like, you know, I've done bad things in the marriage, but so has Drew. And we're about to find out what Drew has done. And so Drew's really upset. And I'm upset for Drew, because look, I think Drew's full of shit, but Ralph is a monster. Ralph is terrible.

Ralph is an emotional terrorist. He's terrible. But watching them fight is like, this whole divorce thing is just like, makes me chuckle just because they're so ridiculous. I mean, this whole thing, Ralph being in the basement and he's like fighting to stay in the basement.

I don't know, they're so, it's terrible for the kids. I feel really bad for these kids. This is gonna be hard for them. But as two people on TV, they are so silly. I can't. So then we go to the airport, cause it's time to go on our Nashville trip. So Porsche is excited and everyone's happy and they're talking about,

what is what I think about when I think of Nashville dancing and drinking and that, that, that, that, that, and Cynthia's like, Oh, what happened to the girls trip? Never stays in the girls trip. This ain't Vegas baby. Here's what I think of when't Vegas, baby. Oh, oh. And- You know what I think of when I think of Nashville? Woo! Woo!

Woo! Trains of ladies going down streets of bars screaming woo. I think of- I think of the last time we were in Nashville and I just remember like, it was like every two minutes those freaking bar bicycles went by the hotel with like six girls. I mean, I mean, yeah. Oh, that's what I think of every time.

Bachelorette parties going woo down the street. So Angela is at the Atlanta airport. She missed her flight. She's like, oh, you know, I left the house late. Traffic wasn't accommodating. Yeah. Also, like I'm sure production was like, production threw a delay in her way. Just that way she could arrive later.

Is that what they could talk shit about her before she gets there. So there's a producer lying down in her driveway. She's like, oh, for some reason I was late today. So then, um, the ladies are in the sprinter van and they were talking about how Angela's not there. And Kelly says Angela probably missed the flight cause she's, she saw that there was a heat wave in Nashville and she had to go home and get a

fan before she could bring her ass down here. It cuts to her in the airport with her little fan. So they're joking about how much fun they're going to have. And Britt's like, oh, gosh, you know, I've got allergies. I'm stuffed up. And she goes, do you have your adenoids? She's like, I don't know. I had a nose job.

And so Shemei is like, oh, you know, I'm going to get some stuff done this summer. I'm gonna get back fat gone. I'm gonna get my skin back, my back skin gone. You know, gonna get all that stuff. And Portia's like, I'm not changing anything about this, Monty. I was gonna get my tinnies redone,

but then I said, you know what? These men don't even deserve new tinnies. She was like, yeah, these used to be called Coco and Chanel and now it's just Bob and Ben. I'm honored. I don't know why I'm covering my nose like Bob and Ben. I like that. I don't know why I'm covering my nose for Porsche.

Okay. So then they, they go to the house and it's, it's kind of like an Atlanta house looks the same. It's the same style and everything, but they're like, Oh, whoa, whoa. And they have a hot bartender guy that gives them drinks, you know, all that kind of typical Real Housewives trip stuff. And now should we go look at rooms?

So Shemeah finds the second biggest room and starts humping the bed. She's like, this is mine, this is mine. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and they're all just like choosing rooms and everything. And then Portia's like, I just want to make sure that each girl has a nice

and comfy place to sleep. Now I didn't say that all the beds were created equal. I mean, if your bed just happens to be among other beds, then I don't think that should be an issue. Because it turns out there's like bunk beds and there's one room that has like five beds all crammed next to each other. Now the bunk beds look like it was the worst thing.

And she's like, ha ha, someone better pick this room. And then they don't. And then there's, yeah, five beds in a room. That's not gonna go over very well. No. So that's basically, I think Kelly tells us, Kelly's trying to be funny in her confessional. And she's like, I mean, if I would have known

I was gonna be in the room from the movie, Kevin and Shrunk the Goddamn Kids in the Attic. They're like, I think it's called Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, not Kevin, Kevin Shrunk the Goddamn Kids in the Attic. And she's like, okay, but that was Kevin though, right? And like, Kevin was from Home Alone. She goes, oh my God, come on now. So now Kelly is asking Portia how she feels

on divorce and her birthday. And she's like, yeah, you know, for me, you know, it's just so rough because for the past three years, which is like an eternity in relationships for me, me and, you know, that guy, what's his name, Simon, you know, we traveled everywhere, but now I just have to be around girlfriends. After such a lengthy relationship, now to just be with my girlfriends, wow, what a relief. Yeah. So Cynthia's like, well, girl strips can be kind of tricky. You can't take

every girl on a girl strip. Borsha's like, yeah, but that's, some are just like, are you a totally different person just because we're out of town? What's up with that? And Shemeah's like, yeah, but that's, you know, some are just like, are you a totally different person just because we're out of town? Like, what's up with that? And Shemeah's like, or when you're in a group, you're a totally different person. And Britt's like, yeah, Angela texted me and she said, I hope you're doing well. And like the second I saw you, it was like a completely different answer.

Like, I'm like, ah, pick a side. Yeah, how dare she try to be nice to you after an argument. You're the one who texted Drusadora out of nowhere to be like, let's like we started off on the wrong foot Let's go to So then she's like, yeah, you know, like I don't like that I want to see the same version of you that everybody sees so Angela arrives while they're talking shit about her and she's like Yeah, you know how you go into a room and you're like, bitches talking about me. We go talking about me.

So Angela's like, girls, well, my bag was busted. My luggage fell to pieces and it's just, it's been a long morning. And she's like, okay, well we're happy you're here. You know, we're going to do a turn up. So she basically, Angela sits down, get right in the middle of the whole group. And then she's like, so speaking of having a good time, I would like for Drew to come. Just announces. Yeah. And they're like, wait a minute, did you invite her? And she goes,

well, I anticipate seeing Drew. So yeah, I did invite Drew. Cause it felt like Drew should come. Well, we just checked the AccuWeather forecast and there is a 99% chance of Drew Sidora showing up in Nashville. Yeah. And she's like, but Sheme, uh, Portia said at Sheme's house they could coexist. So why can't we just be a mediator?

You know, let's, this is my attempt to make a good friendship. This is you doing what production is making. Exactly. And I respect that, but you're also going to get slaughtered for this. Yes. Not going to go well for you. I respect that, but you're also going to get slaughtered for this. Yes. This is not going to go well for you. I respect her. Like clearly she's been given marching orders and she just walks in with this little smile. Like I anticipate that we'll see each other.

Just like, yep, I'll do it. I'll do it. I'm new on the show. I understand. I got to do these things. Yep. Here I am. Yeah. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial.

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you know, like who does that? And she goes, well, I'm not letting nobody or nothing be bigger than me on my birthday. And they're like, okay. So, Kelly's quiet and they're like, why are you so quiet? She goes, I'm just seeing how far my stylist is because he brought all of my looks for me. So he better get here soon.

By the way, did you hear Kelly was like six figures behind on her waffle place rent? Oh geez. How's the other news of the week? Oh, come on. Is nothing sacred anymore? Geez. God, protect the waffles. How's the other news of the week? I know. Oh, come on. Is nothing sacred anymore? Geez. God, protect the waffles.

Always protect the waffle. Do you think, by the way, with this moment here that they highlight of her, you know, like on her phone, seeing like where her stylist is, later on as we'll get to, there's more stylist stuff, are they setting up a giant rift between Kelly and her stylist and Britt? Is this what's happening here?

Because what? I think so, yeah. They're starting the old classic. I loaned her my stylist and she never paid. She never paid for the stylist. This is, we're, I'm sensing something because there's no reason to include a moment of Kelly checking her phone to see where her stylist is.

Like that's stuff that does not make it to the show normally. Yeah. Okay. So now we move over to Angela seeing these girls shopping. Okay. And she goes, so you guys were doing some shopping in the mall when I saw you Kelly and Britt. And Kelly's like, um, yeah, we did do a little something. She, you were definitely duck and dodging from what I remember. She goes, Oh, well, I was just trying to lay low. And Britt's like, girl, you never laid low with demons on a Saturday. So Britt's like, me and Kelly wanted Angela at Demons,

and she had on her granny glasses and her hair a mess. And Britt's like, no, when I saw them, I actually spoke to them. I walked up to them, and I said hi. Britt's like, yeah, I said, I actually spoke to them. I walked up to them and I said hi. And Brent's like, yeah, I said Angela's at you, girl, and she started hiding in the clothes. It was so fucking funny imagining Angela just jumping into the racks of clothing.

Yeah, she's like, no, I was, it was open arms. I was like, hey, what's going on? And then I picked up some pleather pants nearby and started fanning my face with them. It was just a typical Saturday. So they're like, did she get some work done or something? So is this when her face was really big that she was trying to hide her face?

Must've been, maybe it had something to do with the, yeah, the Botox, the Botox swelling. That's funny. So she's like, whatever. Britt's like, I just saw you for the first time since peace brunch, so I gave you a hug. And she goes, and I was receptive to your hug. And she goes, but was that real or not real? She goes, I'm not fake. You know, if I show love, I mean the love. And she goes, that's fair. And so Portia's like, oh, you don't hold on to stuff, huh? And she goes,

no. And so then we see the Olive Branch moment and they just let it go. So now they're getting ready for their activity They're all you know Whatever getting ready. Oh, so there's they're like this is a gift or something, right? That's like the afternoon They're getting settled in but like a point something that happens that when it happened I thought it was like a nothing little moment. They all have like pillows They're like pillows that have like affirmations on them or something. I was like not even, I wasn't even paying attention. I was like, oh, there's a pillow, like who cares? And so Brit, there's like a pillow that says all are welcome here. And so Angela, Angela sort of like grabs it and they're like, they sort of tussle over and they're like laughing.

You're like, okay, it's fun, a fun and games moment, but it actually becomes an issue later on. So I'm just flagging it here as a dutiful recapper. Yeah. And Brittany is like, well, I brought locks just in case anybody wants to get funny. And Kelly says, well, I brought some sage and security in case anybody wants to act a fool. So try that.

I love that she's flying her security to Nashville. Yeah. I would have liked it if she, if like Britt had brought like actual locks, like smoke salmon. She's like, guys, I brought locks in case anyone gets wild with me You want some smoked fish on your face? Cuz you're about to get some so Kelly is definitely spending I mean she brought security she brought her own glam. That's a lot for a season one

Well, and that's why she's in a waffle pickle so the ladies are, so they're FaceTiming in, everyone's saying hi to their booze and everything, you know, all that bullshit that they always make everyone do on these shows, check in with the fam. And then Shemeah FaceTimes Gerald, and Gerald is going to Target for the first time

in like, I don't know, 20 years or something. It seems like he hasn't been there in a very long time, and he's like, he's amazed. He can't believe it. He can't believe everything. He's like, I've found been there in a very long time. And he's like, he's amazed. He can't believe it. He can't believe everything. He's like, I've found pure art in a target. Her name is Joanna Gaines. Please. He's like, I don't know who Nate and Jeremiah are,

but their towels are fabulous. They look like they hate each other even in pictures, but God damn it, I love their comforters. I keep looking for the second floor because everything seems to say up and up, but there doesn't seem to be anything up there. And Britt talks to Mike and tells him the gossip and then Angela's FaceTiming Drew. And so Angela's like, okay, well, the vibe is good. So everybody knows that you're coming.

She goes, okay, well, I'm not sure when I'm coming cause you know I had court, so it's very difficult for me. It's very difficult. And she's like, well, don't worry, I'm securing your piece. But don't we see that Drew is somewhere else? She's at like an opening or something. It shows up a little bit later, but like, yeah, Drew, in this very sensitive time, we will find out later

is gonna go to a hookah bar. A hookah bar started by Dennis, because Dennis is a renaissance man. Oh, it's a hookah bar opening. It's a Dennis opening. Oh shit, that's even worse. She's not on Porsche's trip, and instead she's going to Dennis's opening.

That's why I said it was a passive aggressive plan, because yeah, she knows what she's doing. Angela is basically saying, yeah, I'm gonna secure your piece. Okay, so then it starts to rain really hard, which I loved. I was like, oh, that seems like a dream to be in that big old house while it's raining outside. I love it.

So they were all getting ready. And so Paris is Kelly's stylist who we met last week, kind of like in that, he sort of has that look of like pink meets Tabitha meets. I forget who else we do in the mix, but he's, he's Gosling, the Gosling lady. Yeah. Yeah. A little bit of that. He missed. He's a mix of all the icons. So Paris is like, Oh guys, so what do you have going on tonight? She's like, well,

maybe a mechanical bowl. And if we're going to do a bowl, then I probably shouldn't do a dress. He's like, Oh, never wrote a bowl with a dress bond before. She's like, I mean, he's like, I mean. So she tells us that she doesn't go anywhere without a glam squad and Paris is her stylist. And he's like, your nipples done pop out. And so Kelly is like, well, you know, I believe in charity and Britt doesn't have a stylist

and she's really been going through it. So I wanted her to know that she supported. So I recommended Paris to her. And I thought that would be fun. Now this is careful wording. Like you said, there's something fishy here because she said, and I recommended Paris to her, meaning you gotta pay for Paris.

Where Brittany is probably thinking, oh, she said I could use her stylist to make me feel better. Yeah, this is gonna be an issue and I can't wait. It seems like the perfect petty issue for 2025. So now they all come outside there and there are cowgirl looks and everything. And they're going to, they're going to be going there. So Cynthia says, she says, um, like, so Porsche, you're in a good space. Angela said you all did a affirmation and she's like, yeah, Angela would talk about affirmations and then the one she's like, so, Portia, you're in a good space. Angela said you all did affirmations.

And she's like, yeah, Angela would talk about affirmations and then the one she got, I didn't like it. And so she physically fought me for the affirmation. And she's like very aggressive to get her piece. I mean, I'm assuming this was about that pillow that had the affirmation. Yeah, it's the affirmation pillow. She's like, yeah, she was fighting over the affirmation.

And she's like, this is my birthday. This is my birthday. I'm being bullied on my own birthday. And Cynthia's like, this is my birthday. This is my birthday. I'm being bullied on my own birthday. And Cynthia's like, can we just have fun tonight? She goes, why? She's peace. And I'm telling you right now, I'm not gonna make a thing out of anything.

So this is Portia. Girl, Portia has like six girls as backup and she's gonna be drinking. Portia will be making an issue, okay? Yes, yes. So they meet up with this whole other gaggle of people that Porsche wants to have on the show. And Porsche's like, well, I invited my sister

and some other super special girlfriends. I don't know all their names, but they're cool. And it just like means a lot that they flew all the way from Nashville for one night. And then we see on screen that it takes an hour and five minutes. She makes it sound like they flew in from Paris. Yeah. So then they ride the bull.

Everybody takes their turn riding the bull and getting thrown off. It's wacky. And all I think is back pain. And by the way, yes, I think back pain and also I, what I did not like is that you're supposed to do it with one arm, one hand, not two hands. And so like Shamia and Kelly have these really good, you know, they have really good numbers because they use both their hands and that's cheating. It is, you're not allowed to use two hands

on a bowl wide thing? I mean, I mean you can do it, but like the people who were flung off after seven seconds were doing, they were doing a one handed one. I think that's like the proper thing is they do this. And then the ones who held on with both their hands got to the last longer.

And I just don't feel like that's fair. I feel like they're in a different category. They're in the two-handed category. I just think that the- The cheating category. Just, I just want to flag that. All right, well good. Let's take them down.

Let's just have that moment. Thank you. So now it's eating time and we know it's gonna go bad because Portia says, this is the best birthday ever. And Manjeta is like, wait a minute, where is Drew? And then we see Drew at Dennis' hookah bar and there's bottle service girls and they're holding up a sign that says album coming soon.

A photo album on your phone. So Drew is like, tonight I met crew to celebrate that we got offered a record deal with Connect Music. And Drew is, is Dennis not even there? She FaceTimes Dennis and she's like, hey, thanks for the bottle, thanks for the bottle, bro. So I mean, she's going to Dennis' establishment on Portia's birthday party weekend

after she's already been invited by, what's her face, Angela. Like, Drew is, she is being shady. She's being really shady. And you know what? I am ready for it. Good job, Drew. I appreciate your shady scammer ass.

Yeah, Portia didn't invite her. If Portia's not gonna be her friend, then go on, do your Drew thing. I mean, go do your Dennis thing, I guess. But she's still gonna go. She's still gonna go to Nashville. And then she'll be like, oh, sorry, I was just at Dennis' hookah bar last night.

It was just a really long night. You know she will. Yep. So Drew's like, you know, court was just a lot. So I just wanted to take this moment to celebrate. And she's telling Dennis, oh, it's so sweet. It's so great to be celebrated. Through all the trauma. So then back in Nashville, Borsa announces, yeah, Drew wasn't invited, but apparently this one down here at the end, she's actually having her crash my birthday trip.

And then her girlfriend's like, Oh, wait a minute. That is so rude. Who does that? Well, the energy you gave me it was okay. Portia's like, no you pressured me. I pressured you? That's giving bullied. No I didn't pressure you. She's like, no you're forcing her on my birthday trip and I'm not gonna be a mean girl to her. I even picked a room and I was gracious enough to give her not one but two beds. And she was like, and Angela says, but I thought the point of this trip

is to put our differences aside. And she's like, no, the point of this trip is me. This is my birthday, it's my birthday. And she's like, but it's a perfect opportunity to lay our issues. And everyone's like, no, no, no, don't try that shit. No, ma'am um i'm sorry i had to look up what connect music was because that's where drew sudora got her quote-unquote

record deal and i just wanted the website and looks pretty much like it's a thing you sign up for and looks it looks kind of like a rev share kind of thing it is it's literally an 80 20 royalty split i don't know like she's acting like she just just signed with like Sony music and it's like she's sort of like a service to distribute her music. I think. Oh, I know I'll do further. I'll do further research because I don't want to be totally like, she didn't do anything. I don't want to totally discredit Drew. Cause like you said, her album did do well. So, you know, but like she's to me, I was like, when we're saying that Drew got a record deal, I was like, why do I feel like she's overstating what she really did? That says you can apply request an invitation to be part of the service. And I feel like they probably requested invitation

and they got in and yeah, that's what it looks like. Yeah. So yeah, it's one of those things like when you're in a podcast and you go to, you know, like we were on for years, you sign up at a network and then they put you on iTunes and everything like that. So you're distributed wherever you get podcasts. Yeah, so I'm just like- She's like, we got a deal.

I'm here to celebrate our deal with Connect Music. Girl, you signed up on the online. I know, that's what I did to release those Countess Luann songs seven years ago. I signed up on like a service and I was like, here, put it on iTunes. That's probably the best way to do it with a lot of music, right?

Especially if you have an audience that can go listen to it already. Like if you're on Housewives or something, maybe that's the best way. Yeah, for sure. Not shading the process, just shading the celebration. Yeah. We got to sign to a deal, you guys.

I e-signed. I e-signed. It's good. So anyway, back to this issue here. So Angela is mad at Porsche, or Porsche's mad at Angela. And she's like, it's my birthday. And she's like, well, I feel like it's the perfect opportunity to lay your issues on the table. Everyone's like, no and she's like, it's my birthday. And she's like, well, I feel like it's the perfect opportunity to lay your issues on the table.

Everyone's like, no. She's like, unfortunately. Yeah, so Portia says, I thought she was like demure, but she's not, she's demanding and very stressful. And she says, so what kind of glue is on your motherfucking wig, sweetie? You're not understanding. And she goes, just talk to me like I'm five.

And she goes, well, no, I'm gonna talk to you like however old you are at that age, 55. And you brought this energy and now the whole table is like, where is she? So you should have kept your fucking mouth shut because we had a wonderful day before this. Well, on FaceTime, Portia should have just told me no, but Drew can't, like she should have said, Drew can't come.

So don't act bold now just because you got your little friends here, bitch. I wear size 12 shoes. Stand up. I stand on my own two motherfucking feet. So now one of the friends is like, wait, what's going on? And so Drew, Porsche tells him that Drew has been undercover and she's been, you know, bullshitting with Porsche.

And she's like, and now our work is ended. And whatever she's got going on with whomever is also her personal business. And Lauren's like, I mean, it's talking to, like it's talking to Dennis more than making music. Like that's what allegedly it is. And Portia's friend is like, yeah, well, she sucks some dick. And everyone's like, whoa.

And everyone's like. Oh no, that's a bit much. I'm Brett and I stand up for people who have been accused of sucking dicks now. That's my niche. And so Portia's like, well, Drew and Dennis, I don't know what they've done, but fellatio is his thing. And if there's a girl, I'm like, how'd you mess with her?

And he's like, no, she just gave me head. She just gave me head. That girl just gave me head. So that's how he keeps his body count. Well balanced, I'm not going to say low. I'm gonna say low. So that is the cliffhanger for Nashville. So we'll see what happens when Drew shows up next week,

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