Watch What Crappens - #2709 RHONY S15E016: Liar Liar

Episode Date: January 30, 2025

The Real Housewives of New York City starts off its reunion by confronting Brynn with some of her lies. There are a lot of tears, a couple of terrible, badly composed apologies, and some Mrs Roper fashions. It’s…something.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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to talk about on your bruvs. I'm Ronnie. That is Ben. Hello there, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Good. So exciting.

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Everybody goes crazy in there. It's a good time. So join us for that Also, we will be in Salt Lake City in Denver the following week on our mounting hysteria tour Thanks to Elvis Duran for having us on their show. They're so great. They were so nice to us so nice We're gonna go talk to someone else. It's a surprise who we're supposed to talk to later I'm excited actually. Yeah, I don't know if we can announce it. I don't know if we can announce it. Okay, well it's something that people have been waiting. Yeah, well we've been waiting. We've been waiting like a decade to talk to these people and we're

finally going to meet them. Well, I mean, we know them, but talk to them, talk to them. Anyway, later. We'll tell you tomorrow. And then we'll be on Watch What Happens Thursday night after Southern Charm. We'll be the bartenders. So join us for that. That's going to be so much fun. Ben, tell me everything. How are you feeling?

I'm feeling great. Do we know if this is going to be a three part reunion of New York or just two parts? I'm really fingers crossed for two parts. I think it's two. Yeah, someone told us two, but who knows? You know, this is Bravo. They might be like, let's talk about your bathrobe for another hour, you know? But it was a pretty, you know, yikes. That season finale was super dark. And so here we go with a pretty dark reunion as well. But it starts out kind of fun because Jenna arrives in an iconic, it

is icon, Jenna is so mother right now. And what does mother wear? Whatever mother wants. She's in a bathrobe and a towel on her head. Yeah. She's iconic. So yeah, she shows up and then Brynn, she's Brynn goes into Jessel's makeup room and she's like, Hey, what's going on? And she's like, Oh, you know, just this day can't wait to get it over. Yeah. How are you feeling?

And she's like, Yeah, how about you feel? I was like, I'm okay. But like, how are you? I'm good. Like, how are you? I'm good. But like, how are you? I was like, Oh, okay.

We're off to a great start. Jessel's just looking at her like, why is this girl coming in here acting so happy? Because you know, Brynn's very in the midst, like, nothing happened. Hi. And she's like, um, hi. Like, why are you being cryptic right now? She goes, I'm not being cryptic. I mean, it doesn't make me cryptic, but you saw the show, right?

She goes, no, it'll be fine, right? Yeah, I'm about to watch a 15th episode. I haven't watched it yet. First of all, I don't believe that for one second that she did not watch the finale after making a complete ass out of herself. She knows nobody's speaking to her. Nobody has spoken to her since then. And she's not gonna wait.

She's gonna wait until she gets there. Bullshit. She's doing it so she can sit in that makeup chair and sob to herself as she watches it getting her makeup done and act like a victim, you know? And that's exactly what she does. 100%, because every housewife, listen, she comes onto this show, this entire season,

we've seen like little hints of it about how she is like very aware of the show and production. She had the whole thing where she pulled over Uba and was saying, they're going to shoot you like this. You have to be careful. You might come off as angry black woman. She tells Rebecca, if you want to make it on this show, you got to mix it up a little bit.

You got to da, da, da, da, da. So she's savvy and she understands the way this works. And you cannot tell me she did not watch this ahead of time to line her ducks up in a row to defend herself. She's just going to walk in and watch it in makeup where you can't even like, there's so many distractions and so much noise. No way. Not, no, not buying. Do not believe you, ma'am. Do not believe you. So then we go to Erin and Uba and Erin's like, I'm sure we're going in with like hopeful resolve, right? Yeah. And it was like, I am not reserving anything.

Oh, okay. Does that wish Naomi wish? So then we go watch Bryn sob because she's, she's watching it on her phone. They're doing her hair and she's like, Oh my God, she's watching everyone's interviews and Brynn saying, come to think of it, she, Erin saying, yeah, Brynn accused her, Uba of, you know, saying this stuff about her when she knew that Brynn had been sexually assaulted. And then Brynn told me, but come to think of it, maybe she didn't clock it. And Brynn's just like, Oh my God, I'm so betrayed right now. And then we see Sai saying, knock-lock and something like that

versus her accusing her of knowing those are two different things. And we just see Brynn sob and sob because the ultimate victim here is Brynn. So Brynn is like, oh, now we feel bad for Uber. So, okay, so now- Yes, and isn't that wild that that's what she says. She's like, Oh my God. So now they're editing this to look like we all have to feel sorry for Uber now.

Yeah. Because you tried to ruin someone's fucking reputation for literally no reason. Yeah. For no reason. So then Andy is like, Hey, so what's your vibe today? Uber hot? She's like, no, Uber Zen, Naomiba Zen, Naomi Wish Zen, Giselle Wish Zen. Buda Wish. Buda, Buda, Buda Wish. I was going to try to yes and that and I couldn't think of anyone

after Buda. Buda Wish, Jesus Wish. Yogi wish. So, you know, Andy comes to Uber's room, he's like, what's your vibe today? Yeah, you already said that. So what do you think, what do you think Bryn's gonna be like today? And Uber's like, oh my God, very delusional, Andy. And he's like, well, we'll get into it all, can't wait. By the way, these are not boobs.

Please do not ask me. They're not new no one camera person come on please someone so Jenna's getting doing a mic check and she's like okay uh- one, two, three, bitch, pigeon, vagina hair. That's my mic. Jack. So, uh, Jenna comes out in her bathrobe and her towel around her

head and then he's like, Oh my God, iconic. You are changing the game. The game was called housewives. Now it's called mother real mother of mother of mother city. Okay game was called Housewives. Now it's called Mother. Real Mother of Mother City. Okay. Wow. Yeah. And she's like, well, you know, after you wear jeans, where do you go from there? I'm like, so then other people walk out and everyone looks great. I mean, everyone does look great. This is definitely a very like fashionable cast for sure. And then, you know, Erin comes out and you know, she's, you know, she has a baby

bump because she's pregnant and there's a baby at the reunion. And also, Erin's pregnant. She's like all, she's all gold, like C3 prego. I liked it. It looked good. She looked cute. So Jenna's like, yeah, we're definitely giving a glam moment. I say that out loud, oh my God, seriously. And then Brynn's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, out. It's like this huge sparkly caftan, it's all feathery and this wasn't a great choice. Pete Slauson I didn't mind it too much, but I honestly was not really paying too much attention to the fashion, I'm not gonna lie. I just was like, yeah, they all look good. And then Sai had like a really big dress, which was like kind of fun. And then Jenna's like, I love it. It's like Gone With the Wind via Wicked. Um... Flying high to flying turnips. So then, um, okay, so everyone keeps coming out.

All right. Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Real Housewives of New York City Season 15 reunion. I'm Andy Cohen, joined by the funny LOL LOL that's a joke to the audience and Fashionable women who keep us all on our toes and by all on our toes More like our eyelids shut so tonight We are high above the city on a penthouse terrace overlooking the park because so little happened in the season that was significant that we Couldn't even build a backdrop for it. So here it is Central Park instead So Jetzel did your non-romantic,

completely cheap ass husband get you anything for your birthday, for your anniversary? And she's like, actually, yes, it was very romantic, Andy. He got me an iPhone 16. Something I did want. So it was really great. Everyone's like, oh, okay. I did want. So it was really great. Everyone's like, Oh, okay. It came with, it came pre-installed with an app to find the nearest fried chicken locations. And I can't say I've ever felt more loved. Thank you for asking. For my birthday, Pavit was kind enough to get me a subscription to YouTube premium. So it was really a very romantic gesture. Jenna, you're in a bathrobe. Icon, icon.

Cannot be stated enough. I-C-O-N. You are an icon. And she's like, okay, yeah, I get it. But you got to take off sunglasses. And the robe. All right, and Brynn, tell me about what's going on over here. Shagaboy, we share the same birthday. Oh, cool. Hey, well, that makes all the sense in the world.

Hi, Raquel, welcome to your first reunion. She's like, hi, Andy, thanks for having me here. Cool. So then Cy. Yeah, Cy looks good, Aaron's preggo's, you know, she's wearing Bottega. And he's like, I'm assuming it's not from their maternity line.

She's like, no, people really had to squeeze me into this dress, Andy, so it was great. All right, hi everyone, hi, hi, hi. So he says hi to everyone and he goes, okay, before we begin, I just want to see if anyone wants to set any intentions for the night. Just stop with this. I can't. Let's set an intention. All of you die. That's what they're all thinking at the reunion. Here's my intention for that bitch to get what's finally coming

to us. Just was like, I'm going to set an intention to do a software update on my new gift. It keeps saying it's going to do it overnight, but then it says it didn't download it. It's really frustrating, Andy. So then Andy's like, yeah, well, I mean, you all saw the finale and literally you all watched it this morning. And Brynn's like, yeah, this morning I totally watched it. And he's like, what was your reaction Brynn? Well, I think we're all going to have a lot of clarity and I hope for resolution.

Yeah. Anyone else have an intention? And there's like, um, I'm like hopeful that we get to a place of understanding because like, okay, well, Aaron's really sucking the air right out of the room. Okay. So, uh, what's your intention? She's like, I'm okay. I'm really happy to be here with everybody.

That's it. And he's like, okay, uh, Brynn, you guys haven't spoken since the title shoot, right? Oh my god, those sirens are really coming hard. God, New York, it's hard. Those are hard sirens. New York City, New York City doesn't fuck around with their sirens. Go get them. I think that was but I'm rooting for you. That was the it's the recap police. Hello, we have a report of two people trying to make this rony season entertaining. We have to arrest them. I don't know how we haven't been arrested. We are being so loud in

these rooms. We just spent an hour and a half screaming our faces off as Dreet and Kyle. And now, you know, it just keeps going. I'm sure the neighbors love me over here. Anyway, so you guys haven't spoken to each other since the reunion or since the title shoot, right? And she's like, yeah Well, I want to get started. Thanks for the lengthy answer. They're both like no, no and all right Well, there's been a lot of opinions about your partner cast Jenna and by a lot of opinions I mean like three people somewhere in America cared about this But like cast chose not to be on the show and so I ran into you two at a party and then she ran away from me quicker than anyone has even run away from me ever in terror.

Not even Kathy Griffin ran away that quickly when she saw me. And then I think you left the party. And she's like, oh, I mean, Andy, come on. And he's like, please take off your sunglasses. She's like, oh, okay. I guess I, okay, Andy. Well, look, it's not because of you. We'd gotten stopped seven times on our way out

and she just wanted to go. And he's like, and Uber goes, you were the seventh person. Sorry, it's all up to you. She was, you know, Bezos had just arrived, the party was going in a different direction. We're having problems with our prime account. I mean, why say one day if it's really gonna take three? That was her question. You know, the party planner was very frazzled because he was supposed to arrive between

6pm and 9pm. And apparently he came after that delivery window, but they couldn't make an official complaint for two more days. I haven't really cared that we haven't met Cass. That hasn't really bothered me too much. But now I want to meet Cass because I love that Cass is like, Bezos is here. We're fucking out of here before I beat the shit out of that little bastard. Go! I also just love the flex, that quiet flex that Jenna does, that basically saying, yeah, we were at the sort of party that Jeff Bezos goes to. Meanwhile, like, Brynn is going to, you know, Mars and Noble for something. I don't know. I couldn't think of a good comparison.

The point is that she's... Brinn's like playing checkers, playing checkers of old men in the park or whatever. So Andy's like, well, you know, I do remember talking to you before we started filming this season and the H word was used in relation to gas. Hoover?

No, the H word. Oh. William. No, the H word. Oh, Oh, halibut. Yes. She does not like halibut. Bezos is favorite meal. Halibut. God, Cass wants to kill him. What is the H word? Hate. Oh, yeah. I guess I should have said that. She said she, because he goes, she said that she hates this show. Is there a part of you that wishes you could show people your real relationship?

And she goes, um, he has to know, uh, there's a part of me that wishes I could show Cass, um, cause she's really funny, but part of me that doesn't want to show Cass cause then I'll probably get in trouble because she has a problematic mouth. Yeah, I love that they showed the clip where Jenna thought she was whispering and she's like, yeah, Cass can't come on the show. She'd be canceled. She'd be canceled in two seconds. So Andy's like, okay, well, Lila from Lalo says, hey, on Watch What Happens Live, you

hinted that you might already be married. What's up with that? You already got married. She's like, Oh, well, this is totally fair. Totally fair. Um, partially. Well, okay. So we like we had the very playful emotional ceremony with friends in Texas, but it's not legal. So we're not in a hurry. So we're so yes, did we have a wedding ceremony? Yes. Are we married? No. But are we legally married? Yes. But are we legally married a hurry. So yes, did we have a wedding ceremony? Yes. Are we married? No.

But are we legally married? Yes. But are we legally married? No. So I think it's pretty clear where we stand right now. God, I loved your opening up today. Okay, this one, Cinnamon from Toast Crunch says, ladies, how does it make you feel when Jenna is so coy about her personal life with y'all, but then talks candidly to the press about it?

So I was like, it's annoying. I totally get that. I totally get that. No, I get it. I'm very, very annoying. I guess the thing is that, um, I, on a certain level, I don't like any of you guys here and I'm neutral about the press. Actually, I hate the press, but I hate you guys more.

So I think that just clears it all up. Yeah. All right, let's move on. I'm bored. So Psy, have you apologized to Povit for comparing him to an animated fish? She goes, no. And then we see a flashback to Brynn reading the text from Psy going, fuck you, Jessel and your Dory from Finding Nemo look like husband two. And you're Dory from Finding Nemo look like husband too. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Jessel's like, oh, but he ran with it. And Sly's like, yeah, I think he's like making the best out of his doppelganger and he's

like having a good time. But you mentioned in Puerto Rico that you wanted an apology from Poppet calling you a bipolar bitch. Have you gotten that apology now? Well, you know, I know that he's thinking about it. And we spoke about it again, two days ago. I said, can I have a daughter? He said, no. Can we name the daughter Psy? He said, I'm not naming my daughter after bipolar bitch. So, you know, I'm working on him. We're getting there, you know. Jessel makes it sound like she like, Puppet is a dog that she's teaching to like,

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to help you tend to your wellbeing, check out New Year New Mindset on the Wondery app. Let's make this year our best one yet, baby. So she's like, oh yeah, well, I expect it from a husband, from a man, because my husband would apologize, you know, and that's what I expect from a man. You know, I don't expect a man to call a woman a bitch, and if he does, he should own up and apologize. So, it was very, very hurtful. It's very offensive to her.

Yeah, you suggested he was fucking minors in Vietnam, so get the fuck over it. I mean, listen, never call a woman a bitch, but you're really, you're really bleating one out over this one when you were also not nice. So Jessel, yeah. I think she should just say, he should absolutely not call a woman a bitch and that's the end. He should just apologize for that and say, I don't like you and I don't appreciate what you did, but I'm sorry for calling you the B word. How about asshole?

Can we just go with asshole? Thanks. Yeah, asshole. That's all you had to say is she's an asshole. So Jess was like, but it's something that's like really awkward for me. It's not that it's like apples to apples, which by the way, which does remind me, I do have to bring my iPhone to the Apple store,

but he also feels slighted by you. It's broken. He actually got me a broken used iPhone. So it wasn't so much of a gift, was it? You know, I did ask him to apologize and I thought it would work this time because I actually did it as my as my avatar on my new phone. I was a dinosaur and I said, Povit, please, please apologize to Sy for calling her bipolar bitch. Alright, it's not gonna work, okay?

So she's like gonna work, okay? So she's like, well, you know, you did imply a couple of things that he wasn't fond of. Yeah, like he was going to Vietnam to get laid. Right, I mean, it just, it wasn't a nice insinuation. And I think he does want to apologize. We're gonna, we're gonna work on it. I mean, well, first, the first thing on our agenda is how do we delete the U2 album that's on my iPhone? And second is working on the apology

The moment he learns to go poo poo outside We'll start working on the next trick and he's like, okay So Raquel let's talk about your mom. How's the visit go? And she's like Okay. Well did she? Did she come to see you yet? She's like no Okay. Well, that's our last time we saw you set up an iPad. Oh my God, girlfriend, tell me about it. Roughest time of my life.

That's basically a gigantic iPhone. I just don't know how you do it. Okay, so have you and Nell, have you FaceTimed your mom at all? No. Okay, well, so I'm really glad we cast this woman who was part of a scandal in the art world and we've shown just that she's trying to set up an iPad

with her mom. That's her story. Hold on, I would like to add some more scandal to this, Andy. Okay, go for it, Raquel. We haven't FaceTimed because I haven't figured out how to set up her iPad, so. Well, you're right.

The ratings just, I'm sorry, did everybody hear that breaking? It was the glass ceiling crashing. Okay. So, with all due to the other woman, it seemed like you were being extra lesbianic in front of her mom. And then we see them, you know, making out, all making out in front of the mom. And so I was like, wow, I called it. I called it out.

You know, I said, stop making out with each other, you bunch of finding Nemo bitches. Yeah, and Jenna's like, honestly, I had an out of body thing. It wasn't intentional. I just went to kiss Bryn on the lips, and I went to kiss Bryn, and she kissed me on the lips, and somebody made fun of it,

and it just wasn't even a conscious thing, and I'm so sorry if it made it comfortable. I was like, are we really dwelling on the scene? This was such an uninteresting, like this is a scene that impacted nothing and we're gonna sit here and talk about it. Well, it was 99% of the season. I mean, that's what we get.

Although I just say, just focus on the last episode. Okay, let's get in and out. All right, in and out guys. Yeah, so they talk about this for a long time and Andy's like, so did you have any conversations with your mom after the visit? None texts. Okay. We can only converse over Apple products and unfortunately that has been a stumbling block,

Andy. So, okay. Well, I would like to remind everyone, my intention is for everyone to answer with more than a yes or a no. Okay. That would be great. Okay. Okay. Okay, you're doing it again.

You're doing it again, Riquel. All right, Riquel, you brought the issue very bravely up and I thought it was really important for people to see. So let's see a flashback again. My mom hasn't visited me. Okay, that was a great flashback. Okay, really hard. What, tell me what's going on like with this conversation." And so she's like,

well, my daughter said, oh my God, you need to have this conversation. It's going to kill you. And I said, well, yes, but I came here to be myself and to be true and honest. And that's a huge part of my life. Okay, well, let's switch gears. I'm sleeping. So we heard Sai say she couldn't stand Jenna, right? Who else heard that? Who heard that? And they're like, um, you did say things like that. So, I mean, just admit it, Si, like you did kind of say it. Okay, twisty. Okay. Twisty word lady. And Si's like, I never said I hate Jenna. Yeah. But like, I never heard the word hate. I mean, you didn't say hate. Yeah. Well, I definitely said she's not for me. I mean, you know, listen, it's just like shoes when you're trying to push glass through them. Push glass through walls. Just not for

me. All right. It's not for me. So Jenna's like, yeah, well, you had mentioned things to me and you had mentioned things to me and you had mentioned things to me about what Sai had said. And Brynn's like, yeah, I heard it from you at your house. And then like, and then I was like saying, like, you were saying like everyone around, I don't remember who she's addressing, but I may be Aaron. And she's like saying, like you were saying that like everyone around town is saying that side hates me. Oh, I guess it was Jenna I'm talking to. And I was like, yeah, yeah. I mean, like if everyone around sounds like she must not like you. But then it got turned around and like that. I said I said it Yeah, she told me that you said it. Oh, so that's how I got turned around because I said it that is crazy

You got her attacking me It's so funny seeing this set up in the reunion because literally every single fight has been started by Brent and Aaron But of course are gonna let Aaron off the hook and pretend that she's a fucking saint because Brim's in more trouble But yeah, every single thing was started by this lady. So they, Jenna and Brynn kind of start speaking over each other about it. And Andy's like, well, did you think watching the episode when you denied singling Brynn out,

what did you think about that? And Jenna was like, oh, I just felt, oh God. I just felt so bad. I just felt so bad, Andy. I mean, just crushing down inside, just terrible. I mean, like, coming into the season, it was like, let's get people to like her more by making them like me less.

And it was just like nothing but the first five weeks of you, Aaron, like nothing but like the first five weeks of you, like putting me through hell, like baby going through hell I put you through hell. You put me through baby hell. From day one it was like Brynn's a liar, a sexy sexy liar I just ignored you. No you didn't. You sent me a happy birthday girl text and then we texted back and forth like heartying and then we see the text string where it's like, happy birthday, brain. I hope your day finds you on a yacht somewhere sipping champs. Which is kind of calling you a yacht girl

really if you want to look at it another way. But you know, you take it however you want. And she's like, I wish. Thank you. Love you. Miss you. So many exclamation points. And Sai's basically like, yeah, I did send you a happy birthday to you and I also invited you over for Thanksgiving. And we see a text ring of the ad of Sai inviting her over and Sai's like, Brin, you manipulate and you twist things around. You lie. I haven't had one moment where it flashed back to me lying, but you behaved the way

you really behave. And this season it showed it. You reflected who you really were. I did nothing. You did it to yourself. Which I thought was a really good point. Like they could not show any flashbacks of me lying. And they had so much footage of you lying this season.

This is on you, Brynn. Yeah, and just laid it out flat. And then of course Brynn's just crying over there. Like she's just been victimized one too many times. So we come back from break and so I was like, Brynn, what did I do to make your lifestyle Mr. Mr. Bollich goes, the first time we saw filming, like everybody was calling me out for lies. I don't like this. It's not fair. What did I do? I don't get how I'm a part of it. What did I do? Pete Slauson What did I do?

Jared Slauson What did I do? I don't get it. Like, I made your life hell. Pete Slauson You fucking screamed. But hell. I screamed at you. No, I said, are you dumb? Oh, that's much better. You called me a million names. No, I didn't. I screamed at you once and I made your life miserable from going once.

Now it was five weeks nonstop. Okay. Did you ever see us talking shit about you? I mean, but it was like the energy. It was just like the energy. You guys better energy from people. Sounds like the energy, but the energy loop ruins your life. The energy. Aaron's like, you liked it. You liked it. You lied about a story to Jenna and I was heartbroken for my friend. I was so heartbroken for my poor, poor friend who couldn't even afford an Uber. But I didn't lie about a story.

Yeah, you did. You said it was funny. And then he's like, hold on, hold on, hold on. After the first night, what did Si do to you that tormented you for five weeks? Yeah, what's he tormented? What's he tormented? It was just horrible getting screamed at.

All right. So she screamed at you that first night and then you felt the residual effect for five weeks. Can I just help you out here, Brynn? He's trying, man. She just can't hold on. And so I was like, it was her, it was Aaron, it was the whole fucking thing. And Aaron's like, I didn't say one bad thing to you, not one thing. I mean, you can't say, are you dumb to people anymore? Like... Uh-huh, you call me like six names. And then we see this flashback, which honestly, I feel like this was a stretch where you see Aaron saying, I have integrity and I told the truth and you don't do that. And Jessel just confirmed it So, on the Chiron that says, one, no integrity, two, liar. And then she goes, I hurt you because I actually care about you, and you're a bad friend. Are you nuts? No, like bad friend and nuts go on the

screen. I don't think this is like name calling. This is her confronting her, and this is not like taunting, you know? Yeah. Yeah, I agree. And I'm not, you just defend her on this, but yeah, I thought this was a stretch too. So, Brynn's like, hey, you call me stupid, you call me soulless. And she's like, Brynn, it's not true. It's just not true. Your life is hell. Pete Slauson Your life is hell. Jared Slauson All right. Well, Apple from Jack says, we saw Brynn create issues between you and Erin with Ubergate.

Pete Slauson And then we see Brynn saying, I'm sorry, not Ubigate, Ubergate. There's Ubigate this season and Ubergate. We'll get to both. So we see Brynn again in flashback going, oh, she's like having money problems. Her car broke down. I have to get her an Uber and she said yes. And then she didn't pay me back. That's the text from Erin you guys. Well we also saw Brynn create issues with you Sy and then we saw her try

to create issues with you Jessel and telling Jessel you said she was a basic bitch so and then we see a flashback of Brynn going well I was shocked when I asked Jenna if she thought you were a basic bitch and she goes I don't, I'm gonna have to think about it. Ah, ah, basic. Ah. Every now and then it just like catches me off guard. How funny it is. When you do Brynn. When you get breathless with her,

I just like, sometimes it just like catches me. Like honestly, when we did the promo for this mounting a stereo tour, and this is not me trying to wedge in a promo for it, but like when we did it, we did all these voices and your brim thing was so funny. And I think I had to cut it down to make it fit within the one minute that we had on Instagram. Hey, no, no, I had to cut it down. And so like those, it was like longer

tackling hacks. So, but I would like listen to that over and over and over again. You're like, I love you. So, um, Andy's like, so are you seeing a pattern here, Brian? And Jenna's like, yeah, there's like a string of the pot, but you know, I think that it starts to hurt. And Brynn goes, I mean, what with basic bitch? I think the problem was that, that like one in particular, and then it was like intended to hurt Jessel's feelings and embarrass her. And Jessel's like, and it did. I called Jenna

right away. And I said, this is what I heard. And Jenna was like, no, I 100% defended you. And we see a flashback of that moment where Brynn literally says that Jenna called Jessel a basic bitch. And when we, it's like a blatant lie. It's not like a fudging. It's not an embellishment because we see that Jenna says, I would not call her a basic bitch because that's like the one thing that she

isn't or she says something like that, like the exact opposite. Are you on mute? I think you're on mute. Yeah, he's on mute. He's just talking. He's on mute. He doesn't realize yet. He's on mute. How do I even do that? I don't even remember. Oh, I moved the mic over. I must've touched it. God bless it. I didn't have, it was so funny because I didn't have you up on my,

I was looking at my notes. So like you weren't on my screen. So when I was done, it was just like silence. And I was like, oh, okay. He hit me. And then I go, and then I flipped back to the screen and I just see your face like big. I mean, like making all these movements.

I was like, yeah, he, he's like. I'm a dummy. It was completely, yeah, he's a dummy. It was completely opposite of what you were telling me. And Brent's like, well, I don't elaborate because I don't need to be creative and elaborate stories. I mean, it's not that. Like literally, the thing that I do is like the thing you do is you tell me something and then I literally run and tell the other person.

So I'm like a quotation. I'm a quotation. I'm big on quotations. I'm the bone carrier. Maybe even the swallower. So then Sai is like, with embellishments. That was my Jessel impersonation. So Ruakal is like, yeah, you add to it. And Jessel is like, yeah, that's definitely addition. So they're basically just saying like, Brynn, you're a liar and you had a lot of sauce and you like, no one can trust anything

that comes out of your mouth. It's like, but what embellishment? They just told you, they just played a clip where you fucking blatantly lied about it. What are you talking about? How do you not like, how do you look at that clip and still say like, I just like tell it how, like, you know, I just like run and tell it, you know,

it's like a little bit of a sauce. It's like a blatant bald face lie. Yeah. So, so I was like, because you're lying, it's irritating. These are my friends and I take off for him. And then he's like, wait, hold on, hold on. I want to hear from Jenna. Guess why she doesn't really have much to say, but she isn't a bathrobe, but mother takeover. And Brynn's like, you know, the art of projection good because you're sitting next to Raquel because art and Raquel, no.

All right, I still want to talk to Jenna. Brin, I appreciate you trying to wedge a pun in there, but we still want to hear from Jenna. I think that's like what we're trying to say is like sometimes when you retell a story, the intent of the original story gets lost and the person on the other end gets hurt. It's like forcing cast to stay at a party with Jeff Bezos. It's just hurt all around another H word. So we're just asking you to acknowledge and you just keep on defending it. And I'm just asking you, can you see that, Brynn?

I understand. Can I say something? Can I give you a perfect example? The car thing. I mean, you know, the car thing too. I mean, that was something there, but I didn't embellish Uber. I just told you. I never told you like that it was you or this vindictive horrible person. I mean, literally I was framed. I was framed. Jenna, is that how it was told to you? She's like, it was, it wasn't vindictive and horrible. You just made it sound like she was making fun of me. That's it.

And Aaron's like, I was so fucking pissed off at you for turning that into something that was so gross that wasn't gross. Like it was innocuous. No, I mean, yes, look, friends are liar, but it doesn't, two things can be true. And Aaron is also a liar because Aaron was like, Oh my God, you guys, she's so rich, but then doesn't, two things can be true. And Erin is also a liar because Erin was like, oh my God, you guys, she's so rich, but then her car breaks down and then she doesn't pay me back for an Uber. I mean, what do you think you're insinuating? You know? So I'm not team Erin on this one, but I'm not team Brent either. God, it's just so nice. I am the fence. Just no teams. Okay. So Jessel's like, I think this story can be taken that way.

And so then Brynn's like, Jessel, answer the question. She's like, no, that is the answer to the question. I didn't run up to Jenna and say, oh my God, Erin told you a story. Cause like she told the story and I forgot about it. Well, that's the answer to the question. I'm drinking coffee. Well, it was just light.

You know, it's like everything that comes out of my mouth. It was just light and silly. Yes, like everything that comes out of Aaron's mouth. That's Aaron. Silly. That's light and silly. She's like a meringue. She's like cotton candyeringue. She's like a latte. You know, just put her on top of some coffee and enjoy that latte, that Erin Leachie latte. So... Now answer the question. How did she say it? Be truthful.

And Jess was like, I am being truthful, Brynn. She told a story and I'm telling you. No, she's sitting on my green couch. She's sitting in the corner with a bottle of wine and a big ball pillow. And she was like, oh my God, I love the balls in your house. There's balls like literally everywhere. And she's like, I'm going to go get some coffee. And I'm like, I'm going to go get some coffee.

And she's like, I'm going to go get some coffee. And I'm like, I'm going to go get some coffee. And she's like, I'm going to go get some coffee. And I'm like, I'm going to go get some coffee. And she's like, I'm going to go get some coffee. And I'm like, I'm going to go get some coffee. And she's like, I'm going to go get some coffee. And I'm like, I'm going to go get some coffee.

And she's like, I'm going to go get some coffee. And I'm like, I'm going to go get some coffee. And she's like, I'm going to go get some coffee. And she's like, I'm going to go get some coffee. And she's like, I'm going to go get some coffee. And she's like, I'm telling you, no, she's sitting on my green couch. She's sitting in the corner with a bottle of wine and a big ball pillow. And she was like, oh my God, I left the balls in your house. There's balls like literally everywhere. And then she was like, oh my God, is like Jenna gonna do the show?

And Andy's like, okay, I don't wanna really get everything here because frankly, it was boring enough the first time. Did she insinuate that she was having money problems? And Jessel goes, no, not in my opinion, no. And then so we see a flashback to 44 seconds ago, Jessel going, I think the story can be taken at that. Yes. And this is why I love Jessel, because she's not lying. She just can't keep her stories for any given moment.

Okay, well Frosted from Mini Wheats says, the women complained this season about Brin's ranting text messages and threats. Ladies, is the Brin we saw on the show and the Brin we hear in the text messages the same person? Or is she just annoying in both different mediums? I mean, what was the carbon monoxide text about? I mean, I sent one text, I said, what? And Erin's like, it was me. It was about me. And we see a flashback of this, of Psy reading the text and it said, I don't scream, I yell,

I won't bash you in front of the press. No, not my style. I'm far, far too elegant and smart for that. Someone who tried to fuck me once, fuck with me once, called me carbon monoxide, invisible, odorless, it sucks the very life out of you before you even have the chance to realize it. I mean, it's also basically a silent fart, which I think is where we're at here with the brain. Well, there's also, there's something so funny about someone saying, I am too elegant and too smart. I am carbon monoxide. I am the most elegant of gases carbon monoxide Do I come out of a muffler perhaps just the way all elegant people do? You get sleepy before you even know you're had a leak me

carbon monoxide The worst thing you guys have on me for text messages is something I said about myself I'm sexy baby carbon monoxide So I'm sorry that you're threatening us. That's what you're doing. You're threatening us. And she goes, no, I bet that Jeff Lewis thing. I mean, now you know how hard it was for me when I actually was going through.

So yeah, I was like triggering and I wrote you guys one long goddamn text. And she's like, no, the words you're saying never happened. That never happened. She goes, well, I write texts about myself referencing the periodic table of elements. And you said texts referencing Pixar. And that's the difference between it. What the fuck are you talking about? This is the word I forgot about.

Carbon monoxide is on the periodic table, is it? It's a molecule. It's not an element. Brain. Brain, get it together. Even I know that and I'm dumb as hell. Yeah, like it together. Even I know that and I'm dumb as hell. Yeah, like CO2. CO2 is literally three different elements, three different atoms. Come on, brain. But seriously. But it also is such a stretch to say, this is supposed to be her

read or her burn. You send texts referencing Pixar and I sent nice I reference the periodic table and you reference Pixar I'm sorry I'm so sorry as I you reference a like an industry leader in animation that creates a string of extremely successful movies and that's not nearly as good and I'm so smart I've reference periodic tables poor Poor thing, you know. Commercials, here comes one right now. UFO lands in Suffolk and that's official, said the News of the World. But what really happened across two nights in December 1980, when US servicemen saw mysterious lights in the forest near RAF Woodbridge

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That was a wordplay. You're also very inert. Wordplay. I've looked on the periodic table and you are a silent fart. Please be quiet. You are a fart in an elevator. Everyone keep your eye on Brynn. Think about it. Think about the word play there. Okay. Moving on. Are we moving on? No, we're not. Okay. So I say something.

I love that side just goes, I don't know what you're talking about. What are you even talking about? It literally is like, I'm just, of all the embarrassing things that Brynn did this season, it was the, I, it was the- It referenced periodic tables and elements. It was periodic tables versus, I mean, most people do the, like, I play, you know, you're playing checkers and I'm playing chess, but her, you're referencing Pixar and I'm referencing the periodic table. I know you're trying to do alliteration, sweetheart, but it just isn't working. And I say this as someone who makes many forced jokes and

many failed reads. Yeah, we have lots of failed shit every hour of this show, every minute of this show. Just keep listening. What's coming around the corner from me? We fail constantly. And even we think that. That was sad. You need better gays. Come to think of it, maybe we need better gays. We need better gays. Where are the better gays? Where have all the cow gays. Come to think of it, maybe we need better gays. We need better gays. Where are the better gays? Where have all the cow gays gone? When we find out, Bryn, we'll let you know.

We'll refer you to some better gays because it's like better health, better gays. Please apply. Better gays, we need to work. We need to work. That's our new ad sponsorship. Better gays. I mean, did you hear when I tried to burn her about her bad burn? I was like, how could, oh wow, Pixar are so bad when it's an industry leader in animation. I love that you stuck up for Pixar so dramatically, you know? Maybe it's just like a defense. It was just acting like Pixar is like jump change.

I'm like, oh, it's an incredibly successful business. Yeah, so Bryn's like, I write about myself after some guy talks shit about me when I'm going through sexual assault. I mean, that's the difference between you and me. So you don't have fucking texts on me. I'm not a fucking liar. I wrote one crazy text because I was going through shit because of a bad experience. I'm just about myself. I don't want to- Stop, stop, stop using triggered constantly. It's making me- What are you, 10? Just stop. Oh my God. You're like a Tumblr.

You're like a one woman Tumblr. So Sai is like, it's not just a carbon monoxide. It's with dumb. You make a lot of money. We'll never understand portfolios, corporate America, how much money you make in Q3. I mean, you text the group pages and pages, encyclopedia pages have had dumb we all are. Well, last year Erin told me that you would call her drunk and say, I don't even know where Britain gets her money and she probably gets it from a guy. You told me that last year. And so I was like, I said that to who? To Erin, she goes, well, I really don't know what you do for a living. You're right. What do you do?

By the way, I thought Sai was really good this reunion. I think that like, I cannot believe how much I enjoy Sai now. Like last year I could not stand Psy at all. And now I'm like, kind of I'm like really into Psy. Well, listen, a weapon is good when it's being used against people that you don't like. Last year she was just too all over the place and this year she's laser focused. And also she's not letting them, for lack of a better word, I'm sorry, I've been watching this show too much. She's not letting them trigger her. She's just like, if she starts getting mad, she thinks about it for a minute and she's like, well, yeah, but what do you do anyway? Nobody fucking knows what you do. So just say it. Sorry. You can't threaten me by saying

I'm slut shaming you or what. Just what do you do already? Just explain it once and for all. Yeah. I actually think Sai has earned her keep to like go on for another season. Like I think that like, Jessel, Sai and Uba should stay and I'm like a little bit on the fence with Jenna because I like the concept of Jenna but sometimes the execution is not great. And I think the rest can just like maybe go.

Georgette Mosbacher. Those are my two words. Please put Georgette Mosbacher. Please put Georgette Mosbacher. Those are my two words. Please put George at Mosbacher. Those are two words that I will leave production with. George at Mosbacher. Make it happen, Andy. You know, I was looking at something and like Bravo had like an official description for the show. And it was like, grab your stilettos.

The women of Rony are back. And I was like, see, that's the problem. I don't want a grab your stilettos show this I don't want sex in the city Reality show version put up put some like diluted people from the Upper East and Upper West Side Into this show and I'll be happy and have them mix it up with your stilettos of Jenna and and I'm not or Jessel and And sigh but like don't give me all the solettos. I want some kitten heels and some boots or whatever. I don't know if that really is a,

I want Brynn's outfit on better people. If that makes any sense. I want the personality of Brynn's outfit right now, like the Mrs. Roper robe goes to the Oscars, but people like who could pull it off if that makes any sense. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, so I was like, so what do you do? What do you do? And Andy's brain goes, I do your job. What does that mean?

Does it mean we have the same job or does it mean I'm carrying the show because you suck? Does it mean I'm an influencer? I don't know, she sucks. She's bad at this. Yeah. So Andy's like, by the way, how's therapy going? Oh, you know, I'm not doing it right now I know whatever union coming up and I thought yeah, probably not a good idea for me to be calm But I like size. She's like I feel cured, you know, you know, I'm just like some pastrami. I'm cured, you know, sir

So Andy's like how long did you go? Four months. He goes, oh, good day. He's stupid. Okay, so not too long. Well, I want to take a break. So they go on commercial break. And then he's like, wow, Jenna, we need that robe for BravoCon. Will you save it? Jenna's like, I was going to return it, it's so expensive. And yes, I did go to a party with Jeff Bezos, but also this is too expensive even for me.

But I like her being real. She's like, I'm returning this shit, are you crazy? She's like, it was $1,500. He goes, and Brink goes, $1,500 and that wasn't much. My dress was $7,000 and I paid for it, so, yeah. I just want it. Yeah. I just want that Angie K get a burst in and be like, I paid for my dress cause I'm helping the economy.

Jenna is returning hers, not helping economy. I still haven't mentioned what you've done by the way. I love it. They're like, where do you get your money? Where do you get exorbitant amounts of money when you seem to do nothing? Just bought a $7,000 dress. Oh. Also, I have to say, okay, like I hate to be this person to be like, you spend $1,500 on a robe when you can get it for like $40 a Target.

Cause like I understand the value of fashion and like that like pieces, if you can afford them, they are an investment. I get all of that. And there's something to be said for good worksmanship and material. But if you're just wearing a robe for like one show, you could have honestly just spent like,

even like if you wanna go lux, spend $200. It has to be $1,500 to like work. I mean, if you just showed up in a Target robe, Andy would be like, go home. I know, you have to be able to say it's a brand, I know. She just comes with a cigarette dangling out of her mouth and curlers in her hair. You'd be like, no, a little cap on her shoulder. No.

So Andy's like, okay, we're back with the glamorous Real Housewives of New York City. Let's talk about Aaron. Hold on everybody. Talk about an innocuous gas putting everybody to sleep. See Aaron's segment. Bitcoin, you sold my Bitcoin. Aaron, who brought Mezcal to America? She's like, Oh my god, so embarrassing that no one here had heard of Mezcal before.

She tries to save herself by going, yeah, but you have to understand this had been like in production for years. And like, when we started production, I had never heard of Mezcal before. So we did kind of bring it to America just later. I was like, oh wow. My safe lady who never lies. So with the Mezcal stuff, there's also the sad stuff, you know, about her dad and everything. So she talks about that. And I will not talk about it. I do not, I pretend sad things do not exist in my life. Laugh and that is all. The end. Especially on this show we've had enough.

I was just going to skim over it. You'll be okay. I was just going to skim over it and acknowledge that her dad did know about the pregnancy, which was very, very nice. And so then, and then talk about the baby coming and then we get to the Bitcoin and everything. And she's like, well, here's why he sold the Bitcoin. So we had a handbag line that Brynn loves to make fun of because she builds them and upright. I thought she said, Rebecca, wait, I think she said Rebecca made fun of it, which I was shocked at, but I could be wrong. I watched this kind of drunk. And so she's like, but,

but I failed and we were in debt for years and because of it and we didn't get help from our parents. So we were paying off the debt and he didn't want to stress me because of it. And we didn't get help from our parents. So we were paying off the debt and he didn't want to stress me out about it. It's hard for me who's very direct to understand that. So basically she's like, yeah, he sold it because my handbag line was failing. And now we could have been so much richer in so many different ways if I just hadn't decided to start up a handbag line. Yeah.

And so he's like, well, Aaron, I'm sure that you're living in, I'm sure that you're loving the fact that Bitcoin is doing really well. She goes, oh yeah, I'm loving's like, well, Aaron, I'm sure that you're living in I'm sure that you're loving the fact that Bitcoin is doing really well. She goes, Oh, yeah, I'm loving every moment, Andy. So much money would you make? And she's just like, not gonna answer. So then, and he's like, Okay, well, thank you for bringing mezcal. So he's like, so, okay, blah, blah, blah. Let's skip all this because I think you've already summed it up pretty well. So Aaron's like, wow,

Andy, if I tell you the amount that I lost, like, let's talk about abortion now. Okay. So that abortion storyline was really touching. And let me tell you, I got so many messages from people just saying that they were so inspired and stuff like that. And Andy's like, well, what made you share it? And Jenna's like, well, it's just a big deal, especially in the climate. And I actually liked that she did that too. I thought this was a good, it wasn't the most fun housewife storyline ever, but if it's like a- It was good.

It was good. I thought it was happening. It was probably one of the best episodes of the season because it was A, about something real as opposed to annoying gossip about who said what about an Uber or anything like that. And it was also like, it was powerful and it was actually very honest. And I thought it was really great that so many people on the episode from Aaron to Jenna, then later in the after show with Raquel and then also Erin's father talked about it. Like everyone was like very honest and open about it in the way that I mean, in the best possible way, not the Kyle Richards way. It's very powerful and was

really good. Yeah. Okay. So next we go to Uba. Uba, Jessel and Brynn all found themselves hoping for a baby. And we're pretty sure Pavin owes Beyonce an apology. Take a look. Beyonce is like, I've been waiting for it. She's like, I'm not gonna release a music video until you apologize to me. So Andy's like, all right. So the last thing was, the last part of this flashback

is Brynn talking to a ghostwriter about her sexual assault. So Andy is saying that it was very brave of her to open up about that and why did she decide to go public? Brynn's talking about how she's still healing from something and it really helped last year. And she was like, I'm not sure about my parents. I'm not sure that anything happened. But then I did and felt like 17 years of therapy. So it was a big release for her to talk about it on the show. So then he's like, so do you think you carry around a lot of shame?

And she's like, yeah. And he says, do you mask your shame or your vulnerability with humor? And she's like, yeah, you know, but I suck things up and move on because otherwise I wouldn't get out of bed. And she says that this was actually someone she knew and that she has to actually see. Pete Yeah, this is terrible. Jared Kind of on the regular. Yeah, this was really, this is really so sad. Pete We talk a lot about Brynn, you know, being a liar or a compulsive liar, but I 100% believe her

about this. I don't think she's lying about this. And I think this is so fucked up that basically, she's like, this is someone she sees and someone she knows, but she knows would be her word versus his word. She would never be able, she'd have no case. And this happens to so many women. And it's like horrifying. It's a terrible, terrible thing. Yeah. So then she's like, you know, the ladies are all standing up for her in this moment and Uba's crying, listening to it. And Jen is like, you know, you've seen women that step up and stand out and they're vilified or people say they dress much too sexual and it puts the woman who's been offended on trial, you know, it's not as easy as just telling on the guy. So, Andy asked Uba why she's crying and she's

like, you know, like, it's hard if you know the person. She goes, you know, like you, like she said, you could commit a crime. And she's like, yeah, you know, so this is all super sad. And the ladies, I think did a fairly good job of just standing up for her in that moment, even though she's an asshole, you know? They're like, it's like nice to be able to separate it. Yeah, and you have to.

And so then, Andy, so, okay, so we got a commercial break. So we have like, okay, you know, sad segment over. And Andy's like, all right, we're back with the real house. So honey, not from J.R.E.O.s wants to know how are things going with Oliver? I'm good. And she has moved in. She got rid of her apartment and she's like, it was so expensive and I had water damage. I was like, well, that's a good reason. And she talks about her fibroids she's going to get that taken care of. And I'm just going to have to fast forward through here because some of this is like-

You don't want to talk about fibroids? This whole show, I'm like, why are we talking, like everything they're talking about. So then we go to Andy talking about, he's asking Brynn about Gideon and like the eggs. And she's like, yeah, well, you know, it's like really hard to like catch them because it was like, it's like us circling the airport, like circling the airport. It's like the same thing. Like he's been in London twice and we've been in London the same time. And then we're at the schedule point and then he goes to San Tropez. I'm like, girl, he doesn't want to do this. He doesn't want to be tied to you with your fucking baby

so he can support your baby for the rest of his life. No, I don't blame him. It's so crazy that like your ex that you wanna take his sperm because he's rich doesn't want you to do it. That's nuts. I can't believe he's putting you off, Brynn. He does not.

He was not gonna be the bad guy on TV. So he said yes, but he absolutely is not gonna to do this because he knows it's not just as simple as like, Oh, you're, he's donating sperm. Now he's going to be roped in for the baby. He just does not want anything to do with it. And you know, he's a Dick for saying yes when, cause by the way, guys do this. I have a friend who this happened to where he was like, yeah, sure. I'm, I'll, I'll do this. And then like the night before, like the, um, the procedure of like, of the, the, um, IVF, he was like, no,

I don't consent to this anymore. And the whole thing had to be canceled. My friend was out of like $50,000, didn't have the baby, never had a baby as a result of it. Yeah. So guys do this and it's bullshit. And I'm like, Bryn, just honestly, just go to the sperm bank, just find someone. I don't care what Phaedra Park says. I like that Aaron just goes, just get us cum at some point. Brynn's like, God, you're really on one today. She kind of has a point, you know?

And Jonas like, I don't disagree. Like since when is it hard to just get a man's cum? Like they literally cum 20 times a day, you know? And Brynn's like, well, I think I'm still holding out. I'm hopeful. And Uma gave me great advice. Thank you, Uma. She said, pray and wait. And Andy's like, Jess, well, you were dead set on having a baby girl. You know that. They're putting it on pause. And then a question from Water From Bottle says, does Povett have a tapeworm? Why is the man eating all the time? So, you know, basically he had to apologize because he was being rude to her while she's trying to have a serious conversation or therapy or whatever, and he's sitting there eating. So, they talk about that a little bit. And then Jessel says they like basically bone once or

twice a week now, because, you know. They're on a schedule. It really helps a lot, Andy. Um, so Andy's like, all right, by the way, you've had quite a glow up since last season, which is my new modern way of saying, so do you have new boobs? So he's like, we've really changed the format of this show. So I'm not allowed to say, do you have new boobs anymore? It's not to say you look really airbrushed. Is it new boobs? Hold on one second. There's someone at my door. One second. Even though I have my do not deserve up. One second. Ding dong. Oh, here it is. Our special guest, new boobs. Welcome. Welcome to the stage. What do you think of fried chicken? Do you like it as much as Bon Mee's? Tell us all about it, new boobs.

So basically Jessel's like, oh, I don't know. I mean, I think I cut my hair and I lost my weight. I lost weight. Did you put the lost weight in your boobs? Was I heinous before? I mean, was I just ugly before? Why is everyone acting shocked that I look pretty today? He's like, no, no.

Brynn, what has she done to herself? Please say it rhymes with moon-oops. I introduced her to the person who did the thing to herself. Jessel's like, I mean, I've done Botox since I was 26 because once you crumple a piece of paper, it's hard to iron it out again. Am I right? And she's like, okay, keep going. What else? She's like, okay, keep going. What else? And she's like, what? What else did you? Well, you know, are you telling me I did more just than that? I mean, yeah, you did more and then run out and got an Uber.

She's like, what are you talking about? I do Botox and filler. And Andy's like, wait, are you saying she didn't pay? Like she ran out in the dark of night. And friend's like, no, she didn't pay. And friend, just shut up. Like you're in so much trouble for your bullshit and your lies and your slander. Can you just be quiet? Like do yourself a favor, ma'am. And she's like, no, she didn't pay for it.

And Jess was like, oh, you absolutely insane. You think I didn't talk to her about what our agreement was? You think I, I mean, and Erin's like, did you post about it? She's, yes, we did a video together. It's on her page. Well, with all due, I'm still trying to ask you what, why do you look so different this season? Just, she goes, Botox and filler.

Oh, at first I thought it was just a little Botox. No. Well, and then Brinkus, it's a sprinkle of Botox. I wasn't done yet. I hadn't finished my sentence yet. Okay. So, I wasn't done with my sentence and I don't know why I'm being attacked for. It's like, okay, well, you had said, I thought you were saying I had Botox, period.

No, I had Botox, comma, and I got filler, and I take care of my skin, lots of water, and I lost some weight. Does that have a period? No. Here's the only answer you need. None of your fucking business. How about that? Can we just start saying that?

How about none of my fucking business? Okay. This is my body and I can do what the fuck I want to with it, you weirdo. And by the way, you should try it. Try it. Try a little shotsy shotsy's in the head. Everybody should do it. So just a little, you know, they go on and on about this.

Another kind of trying to insinuate that she's trying to lie, but I just didn't get it. I didn't think she was. So it's like, okay, moving on. So what was your reaction to your new boobs that you got? She's like, God damn it, Andy. Okay, well, let's talk about the conversation by the pool. So we see where Bren and Sy and Erin are talking by the pool about Jessels. When Bren is saying, oh, we were talking about who the love of our lives were, and Jessel said it was her

ex. And Jessel's like, I was really disappointed. I mean, two steps forward, five steps back, in my opinion. Well, I want to apologize for that. She goes, Sly says, I want to apologize. And Prince like, also, it wasn't the love of your life. And just like, she's like, guys, guys, let me talk to you for a second. You distorted my words. I never said that. The conversation that we had that she was referring to was talking about the craziest hookup we ever had. And like, then she twists and distorts my words and say that I was talking about the love of my life, who is my husband of 10 years and the father of my awful, awful wild children. So imagine having to sit there with Puppet on the

fucking couch, having him be so sad while he eats the tortilla chips over and over and over again. Yeah, this is really bad. And Brynn's like, I'm sorry. And she's like, no, fuck you for one second. Let me talk. You know, I had to sit there, I was destroyed and I called Uber and I was like, did I say that? Like, what the fuck are you talking about? Fact check Brynn, check your fucking facts. And Brynn's just like, This is the problem with you. You don't even know what you're talking about ever. You're like, not married. I had to sit there and watch that with him. He was so fucked up. And Jessel says that he was like really quiet the whole episode. But again, he was probably eating a bun me and Jessel's like, he doesn't get upset. He's a strong guy. And I was like,

I don't know what she's talking about. And he thought I was lying. And he was like, why would you say that? No, not only that, my family has to watch that shit. My friends had to watch that shit. It's fucked up. And walk into my dressing room. You're like, why would you say that? And now not only that, my family has to watch that shit. My friends had to watch that shit. It's fucked up. And walk into my dressing room, you're like, oh, hi. And I'm like, why? And then you're like, why are you being cryptic? Do you not know what you did?

And I was like, good job, Jessel. She, Jessel really laid into her in a really clear, cogent way. And that's exactly what needed to be said to Brynn. And Brynn's like, whoopsie, I didn't know it had that effect. She's like, what did you think it was going to do? She's like, first of all, I'm so sorry. And there's no sorry. I mean, it's horrible.

But when I watched it back two days ago, I was literally like, oh my God, it wasn't that conversation. And she's like, and you didn't think to even text to say, I'm sorry? Yeah. And she's like, well, I was sitting there with Aaron and Sy being like, I miss Aaron and Sy, like, I miss being friends with them. And it's like not a bond. And she goes, yeah, because you have a bond talking shit about me. And then we see a flashback to Brynn being like, it's fucked up that we have a bond talking shit about Jessel. And this is like pathetic and sad and like really fucking cruel like that's the type

of person that you are. I'm questioning your character to my core. I always uplift you and I'm always like you look amazing. I'm so proud of you and all you do is fucking beat me down and I'm sick of it. In this entire season every single comment that comes out of your fucking mouth, desperate Jessel, she has no taste like how am I supposed to be your friend now? That was the needle in the coffin for me and even though that isn't the expression I friend now? That was the needle in the coffin for me. And even though that isn't the expression, I'll just say it was the needle in the coffin. All those needle coffins. And Jenna's like, yeah, I'm just so upset even sitting next

to her. I didn't know that wasn't true. And you've put something like that on national television. I mean, wow, gas would kill you. And you don't defend it. You don't need to say anything. Just apologize and be quiet. And I was like, wow, where is this Jenna? God, put that in a bathrobe and watch her go. I loved it. Yeah. She was like, and she was like, because Brim was like, but she's like, no, you don't need to defend it. You don't need to say anything. Just apologize and be quiet because that sucks. It's not okay. And the fact that she has to sit next to her husband and defend herself, it's damaging. It's not the kind of thing to do to somebody. I mean, the only thing

worse is, I don't know, making them go to a Jeff Bezos party. But I really can't think of anything much worse. Yeah. And Brent's like, but I didn't know. I'm sorry. She goes, yes, you did. Yes, you did know. That's fucked up. I was like, well, well, Jenna finally came out to play. That's why it's only took two years, but you're welcome to be here. I mean, damn. Pete Slauson Yeah. Nice job. Jared Slauson So, that was basically it. Pete Slauson So, next week is going to get real crazy, I guess. Because next week, they're going to get into the real meat and patatas.

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