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Episode Date: January 30, 2025Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’s second reunion features the husbands poorly standing up for their wives and we try to get to the bottom of what exactly Todd did over texts. To watch thi...s recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Stream the 2025 Golden Crappies from anywhere in the world! Click below to get your ticketshttps://crappies.kiswe.com/?utm_id=122237&utm_source=crappies&utm_medium=referral&utm_term=linkSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Girl, we're still in New York City and I'm like Pac-Man just collecting carbs
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and you know, after we're done with this recording,
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So now we can say we have been there in person.
We did do some Zoom stuff with them during the pandemic, but this was our first time,
which was super exciting and we're really, we had so much, we're going to have so much
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But then in terms of another question people often ask us
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You know, it's hosted by Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider.
And now we can happily say the answer is yes.
We did an episode with them, which
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And it was so fun.
Like, we just had the best time. So please go seek out that episode and listen and
subscribe and all that fun stuff. We had the greatest time. It's been such a fun week.
What a fun couple of gals. I'll tell you that.
Oh my goodness. Yeah.
If someone says, describe those two, I'd say, what a fun couple of gals. Okay. We really like them.
We really did. And so they said, I think the episode's coming out today.
If it's not out today, it'll be out in a little bit.
But wow, that was our 400th episode.
And we just, like, we got on like a house on fire,
as they say.
Yep.
It was a house of fire, not on fire.
Okay, it's a house of fire.
I think it's like, they're getting like a house of fire.
I mean, I don't know.
Like white on rice.
Yeah, that's another metaphor.
Oh.
We got along like-
Still recording.
We got along like light bulbs in a lamp.
They just work well.
We just beat up against them.
Just kept being like, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
They're like, oh my God.
Turn off my light.
So here we are with Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
We pick off where we left off last time where Todd is all pissy about Lisa because as he
says, well, bringing up issues about Gwendolyn, you know,
that's sensitive and you asserting that Bronwyn
had a miscarriage.
Which she did not do.
She asserted that the parents asserted
that she had a miscarriage.
Get it straight Todd, okay, you double talker.
And Lisa's like, Todd, Todd, I get where you're coming from.
You asserted that Bronwyn had a miscarriage.
And-
Watch your tone.
Watch your tone.
I'm not watching my tone.
You watch your tone.
Watch your tone.
Watch your tone.
No, I watch your tone.
I want, by the way, you know what I'm turning on tonight?
Your tone.
I'm gonna watch it.
You better watch your tone too.
This is a friendly environment.
I mean, it's funny hearing John say watch your tone
because if there is ever a lack of tone in the world, it's John. He has zero tone. John is almost
transparent. I can basically see the veins and the muscles in you in John Barlow's body.
He's toneless.
Yeah. I think that's a very, like in so many ways, in so many ways. So Todd's like, really? Really? I need to watch my own.
So John's like, where's security? Where should we get security? I'm afraid of the Todd father.
And Lisa's like, listen, I understand why that would be extremely hurtful and extremely offensive,
but I think that sometimes you have to realize that when you're saying things on camera,
then they live on camera and then they can be repeated.
Yeah. And Brahman's like, but repeating something six months later, that's just despicable.
That is dastardly and despicable, Lisa. No, it's not because the after show is filmed
then. So if you're filming the after show and they're asking you if you shot a scene
and they say, Hey, Lisa, you brought up that the grandparents asserted
that they were told that Brahman had a miscarriage. And Lisa answers that question is because it was
on camera and Lisa doesn't know it's been cut. So stop trying to make it sound like she's doing
some horrible dastardly thing. You're ridiculous. Yeah. So you know what? I already talked to you.
I already apologized to you so you can like put on a show and pretend that I didn't because I'm not putting on a show,
Lisa.
It's just how I feel about it.
And I will nod you into submission.
I'm just very upset.
So I'm just going to let my disappointed head shake.
Speak for me right now.
Okay.
I hope you're feeling very bad.
You feel badly about yourself.
You should.
You should.
Yes.
Yes.
The fact of the matter is my intention was good and it was the hardest conversation I've
ever had next to the time I had to tell Henry that McDonald's was no longer serving breakfast.
The only other time I had a conversation this bad was when my son in Bogota told me that
his roommate tried to cut his hair with just regular scissors in the room.
The only time I had a conversation that was harder than this was when I had to tell Henry
that Xbox Live was down.
And Andy's like, well, I thought that your protectiveness over Gwen meeting the grandparents,
whether she met them or not, was admirable.
And Todd's like,
thank you. Thank you. That is a, that is a pilot of a palm. Palm Island.
Watch your tongue. Watch your tongue. So, um...
It was, it was sad though that Tom, Tom, Todd calmed down so quickly because I thought we
were going to get some Todd anger and they, they were like, dun, dun, dun. We're leaving the
reunion with angry Todd. And then we got back and he's like, we're leaving the reunion with angry
Todd and then we got back. He's like, all right, you know, yeah, it's all good.
What do you think?
He put his anger in a seatbelt and by seatbelt, I mean, he crossed his arms. They're like,
all right, I'm just trapped in the anger.
I will be over here squeezing my lips with my two fingers a little bit.
Yeah, you know, corporate executives, they run hot and then they cool down right away,
I feel like, because they're going to run hot about something new soon.
Listen, why am I being apologetic to corporate executives?
Never mind.
Fuck that.
You'll expand it for the rich people.
I was like, guys, listen who needs the most misunderstood group in America right now?
Corporate executives.
Yeah.
They have no power in this country.
It makes me sad. They're disenfranchised.
Swizz from Miss wrote in, Angie, why are you holding Meredith accountable for the gay
rumor when all she said was that there were rumors? You never held Whitney accountable
for getting Monica to spill the rumor. Now this question was just brushed over because
Meredith starts having a cow about nothing in a minute. Why
is Whitney getting no shit? Whitney is the one who started this. Whitney started it.
She was the one who brought Monica over and was like, we have heard something about your
marriage. Go ahead, Monica, tell her what I absolutely would never absolutely say by
myself. And so Monica did it and Whitney is just sitting over there hiding behind Bronwyn's dress.
Yeah, so Angie's like, well, I know that there were
off camera conversations about me and you know what?
I'll never be able to prove it.
So all I have to do at this point is just say,
Meredith swore she didn't play a role in it
and I have no choice but to move on with it.
Which is actually like, it's like a little,
it's begrudging, but it's her way of saying like,
well, I have to take Meredith's word for it.
And she could have said it nicer.
She could have said, you know what?
Meredith and I have talked,
I wanna move forward with Meredith,
so I'm taking her word for it and I believe her.
But Meredith is like, no, I want full examination.
Yeah, and I don't blame her, you know,
because that's a thing that's been following her around
for a long time and Angie is just not gonna give her that.
And it's unfortunate because I think the only other person
that thought that Sean was gay before all this came out
was literally everybody who's ever watched his show.
And so, you know, it's been rough.
It's been a rough road.
God, I can only wish. So Meredith is like, so cute. So Meredith is like,
Please be the wagon over my rough road, you handsome Louis Vuitton wearing Baldy. Get
over here.
So Meredith's like, well, it's not that simple, Angie, because you spent two years making
false claims and you spent two years accusing me of something
I didn't do.
I'm relentlessly insisting that I did it and in turn have actually done all the things
that to me as retaliation you've spoken poorly about my business, you've spoken poorly about
my marriage, you've spoken poorly about blah blah blah.
But the point is you've accused me of talking about your home and your business
and you talk about my home and my business.
But you did talk about my home and she just kind of like, well, I'm just going to ignore
that one because it's probably true.
My horrible things.
Horrible.
I'm not doing any of that.
She was like, you did.
You were on film talking about how Monica could take her home.
And I said, well, do you honestly think I'll be like, oh, go take her home.
I mean, everyone knows you can't just take the house of someone who's in the Greek mafia.
And he's like, well, you believed her in the moment, Heather, and so did Whitney.
And Andy's like, wait, oh, I just I'm just out of curiosity.
How did she speak negatively about your home? She's like, well, I mean, she says things all the time,
like rented home, home that's rented,
home that she rents.
And Andy's like, but don't you live in a rented home?
And she's like, ah, well, I mean, obviously,
it was made to be horrible
and sound like I'm poor or something.
I love Andy pretending he doesn't understand
the insinuation of people saying,
what a renter, as if that's not been the thing
on The Housewives for two decades.
She's calling her a renter, what do you think it means?
I mean, it was said in a very negative light.
I mean, yes, I do a winter ski rental
for the 10th time because I only live in Utah for half the year."
And Andy's like, but if it's a rental, why is it negative?
I mean, just because you're on a show that values material objects and wealth and possession,
why is it negative to assume that you can't afford to own the house you live in, but you don't live in. Well, it's negative indeed the way that it's said and clearly it was meant to be a slam
and slammer. And he's like, huh, I don't really get that. Yes, you do. That's calling someone
a renter is like the F word in and I mean the gay effort, by the way. It's like saying the F word
to a real housewife. You can't do that.
Mm, yeah.
All right, well Reese's from pieces said,
"'Meredith, why did you expect an apology from Sean
"'when you did leverage Brooks' sexuality
"'so you wouldn't receive further scrutiny
"'for the false allegations you made about Sean?'
"'Meredith is like,
"'Well, that would be impossible
"'because I didn't make any allegations in
the first place.
I'm just someone who lives in a home that they own, but is also rented.
And Angie is like, but why does half the world think that you did?
Because you told everybody that she did.
You guys have been accusing her of that for years.
I mean, come on.
But also at this point is so stupid because I personally do not think, well, like, okay, I don't think
that Meredith leveraged Brooks to get out of it, but I understand when people say, no,
she did.
I think it's fair to say like you're what Meredith said, she has complete rights to
say it was such a simple, small thing.
And the fact that that has been blown up into like an argument, like there's no argument
to be had.
I think it's Meredith, my son is part
of this community. I understand what it means. I would never do that. I don't think that's
leveraging. It's not pulling some sort of, although I do see technically it is. I think
you have a right to just say that and it's not a big deal. And the fact that it's become
a huge fight is so ridiculous.
Well, I could never be gay because I'm a gay toddler, I guess is what they're alleging.
But the only people that should be offended by somebody doing that are gay people.
Not non-gay husbands who've been accused of being gay.
You know what I mean?
Like if you're not gay, you don't get to pull the gay card.
You can't have it both ways.
That's how I'm feeling.
I feel like she's being accused of saying like, well,
I have best friends who are black. You know,
when people say something racist and like, what? I would never be racist.
I have a friend who's black. That's what they're accusing her of.
That's what they're accusing her of.
But I actually don't really think it's the same thing here personally.
And I think that she has,
I think she was totally fine to say that what she said.
Well, she's like the premise was false to begin with.
So I couldn't have been using something to excuse something that never happened.
Does that make sense? And does anybody need a vocabulary thing?
Because the word leverage, I'm gonna read it on my phone. I will read it on my phone.
Does anyone know what the definition of leverage means?
And then like Bronwyn nods and then Todd raises his hand. He's like, it's a very good show on TNT. Yes, of course I know it.
Todd raises his hand. He's like, it's a very good show on TNT. Yes, of course I know it.
He's like, yes, that's actually what Bronwyn uses to get a five diamond ring from me. So, of course I do. And she's like, well, here it is in my phone, leverage to use to maximum advantage.
Sean was asked by a gay podcaster about it and said, don't you feel like it appears that
she is using her son as a defense?
And she said, no, he didn't say it appears.
I did listen to the whole podcast on like what you said.
So she starts reaching for her phone.
I have it on my phone too.
I have it on my phone too.
Oh, I have it on mine.
So I'm like, wow, I've got a phone as well.
Well, we'll just all bring down our phones phones and I'm going to listen on Apple podcasts. I will
listen on Spotify. Well, I'm going to listen on Amazon podcasts. Oh, okay. Well, we'll
see who pulls up the podcast first. I'm going to check it out. Oh, stitcher. Wait a minute.
Okay. So then, uh, oh, that's on YouTube. I got it on YouTube guys.
So, um, she whips out the phone and Sean's just like, well, let me just jump in really
fast guys.
And no, he said it looks like she's using her son and Meredith reads it from the phone.
I think she tried to leverage that out of the way as a pivot for her.
So he literally says leverage and pivot and all this.
So after the episode
aired there was a whole bunch of backpedaling and you know she's a smart woman and she took
the opportunity to leverage her son and things like that, knowing it didn't quite land the
way she wanted it to. And my thing is if I were a cheater, say that, but don't make it
about sexuality. No, there's a difference. There's a difference between gay cheating
and straight cheating.
Straight cheating is gross and horrible and should never happen.
Gay cheating is fun.
It's hot.
Yeah.
And it's swordplay.
Yeah, we like to hear about it.
Everybody loves sports and it's basically swordplay.
What do they call that?
Fencing.
It's skin fencing.
Okay?
Yeah.
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So now they play audio from behind.
Dare you try to make my cheating sound like your cheating.
I've heard lie cheating.
We got that a lot.
Our cheating makes for great twists in soap operas. So now we hear from behind the velvet
rope and he's like, Meredith said in the most or second most recent episode, you know, my
son is gay and you know, I'm on the board of GLAAD, you know, and I would never out
someone's sexuality. Like, is that like another like roundabout like not good at defense?
I mean, it's kind of like she's using that as a defense to say, why am I being blamed
for this? I would never out someone's sexuality not that there's a sexuality even about you know, I'm saying like would you feel that way?
It's so and he's like
And Angie's like yes, okay
he's so bored of this fight and
Meredith is like, well, accusing me of using my son and his community for something
I didn't do.
Now, let me tell you something.
And he's like, wait, you know what?
This is a huge waste of time.
Excuse you, I'm about to watch Meredith's head pop off.
I don't consider this a waste of time at all.
Can you stop defusing the volcano, sir?
Okay?
It's got to get all worked up again.
Well, I'll tell you who agrees with you.
Meredith, she's like, oh, okay, Andy,
maybe you think it's a huge waste of time,
but as far as I can tell,
my toddler's being blinded by a podcaster somewhere.
No, no, I'm just saying this interview
just sounds like the guy led him into a thing.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
And Meredith's like, well, but don't take the bait then.
Okay?
Like don't be queer baited is what I'm just trying to say.
Or just say, I shouldn't have said that.
He gasped at me tonight seeing it.
And Heather's like, you know what?
There are things that you just shouldn't do in this world.
You shouldn't cross crosswalks when it's a red light.
Okay?
You shouldn't litter
and you shouldn't go on podcasts because
receipts. All right, all right.
So you're in this together, we are in the trenches and when you go on to a podcast,
you are violating a sisterhood, a covenant, a pact that comes between us because we are
all doing this and you know what? You violated that, Sean. So thank you, Heather, for the
monologue.
And meanwhile, Brahma was just like,, God, I'm so exhausted with this.
Oh, really?
Maybe we can spend another two hours of you
crying that Lisa Barlow wasn't nice enough to you
in the beginning of the show.
Come on.
Well, he said that I use my son, his sexuality
and his community to my maximum advantage.
And I believe what was cut out from the episode
is he also said my son's Banana Republic card
and guess what?
I have my own too.
And Andy's like, well, Sean, what do you think?
Do you think that she started this rumor?
And he's like, look, first of all,
it's not who started the rumor
because the rumor has been around forever.
Okay, so that's not the right question.
And it's not like I live there, but I mean, come on.
It's a gorgeous, but I mean, come on.
It's a gorgeous, perfectly manicured, hot guy that works out a ton and carries around
Louis Vuitton bags and only cares about fashion.
Of course.
And his wife is Angie Kay.
And his wife is Angie Kay.
His wife looks like Cher.
He's married to Cher lookalike.
Of course the allegations have been out there.
So it's not about who made the accusation.
It's about who brought it on camera.
I think that that's the big thing.
The person who brought it on camera is Whitney, period.
I mean, it was Monica too,
but Whitney was in cahoots with Monica
and Whitney was the first one,
Whitney had the first line.
So I say go for Whitney.
This is stupid for Meredith and Angie
to be fighting over this like crazy.
It is.
I agree.
And so he's like, you know, this was in a different context.
You know, the way I saw it looking from the outside, it was her and Monica had something to do with it.
And during that time, you know, you must be able to understand how we could have thought or I could have thought that like, you know, that was maybe a backpedal.
And that was like my perception of the time.
And, you know, look, at the end of the day, I didn't know you well enough to take your word for it at the time I just knew you were
just someone who seemed instantly iconic and who I would love to see perform at a club some night
you know maybe doing some show tunes that's all I could think of when I saw you that's it
look as somebody who doesn't do crossword puzzles and instead just draws your face over every single
one of them I get and mutters
things to myself while I eat cereal like, icon, mother, icon. I would never want to
upset you, Meredith. Okay? It's like, okay, well, maybe we just need to clarify things
that, Sean. And he's like, well, it's about earning each other's trust and developing
trust. It's about a circle, a circle where we stand together and we just try not to be
jerks with each other. But if jerks do happen upon the circle, wait a minute.
So, it's like, why are my pants unzipped?
All right, well, Merrimuth, what do you think about what Sean just said? Well, my reaction
to that is that his wife was told at Apres Ski and again at Greek Easter that I didn't do
this. So, the podcast that was six to eight months after that and the only person who
brought this up was Monica. And Monica flat out said the day she brought it up and then
again at Greek Easter that I didn't do it. So, I don't know why I keep believing that
why they keep believing that I did.
Pete And Heather's like, here's the question. Why isn't she just absolved? When are we
going to forgive? When do we as human beings learn that forgiveness is what we're going
for? Does Jesus need to come back down, die on the cross again? What needs to happen?
Pete I love when Heather monologues, she puts her finger up and sends it on like a
model train like a virtual like model train track. She goes around in a circle. She's
like, we are all guilty of talking at Greek Easter. We are all guilty of rumors and we
cannot let this come between us. We are a sisterhood and we are in the trenches together. And you
know why you have to remember that in prime data, we were like ready to throw her over
the boat.
And Meredith is like, well, let me just say, I'm going to go through my phone again. So
she starts scrolling. And Angie goes, but at Opryski she leaned in and said when Meredith
was flying off the handle, she said she was saying this, meaning you Meredith. And a week
later she backpedaled and said it wasn't Meredith it was a great belief.
No, at Apres Ski she said it was never Meredith. At Apres Ski I was sitting there and I heard it with my own that you have only ears you have to pull the audio on that. Okay, this is not fair to
me you have to pull the audio on that. By the way they've mentioned Apres Ski so many times I
thought that Bravo was going to literally reboot their show Oprechski.
I can't even respond to that because it just depressed me.
I was like, please don't do this to us.
It's like, please don't do this to us.
Actually, that was a decent show.
So Lisa's like, well, she said it was never Meredith, you know, because I went to Meredith
and I clocked her.
Okay.
I was like, you shouldn't have said this, Meredith. You know, I literally like scald like Meredith and Andrew's like,
go back. I screenshot the text caption and it said she is saying, and that's what she
led me to believe. Yeah, but it's just said she, it doesn't, I don't know the evidence.
This is exhausting. I can see why they're talking.
It is. It's because it's so, it's really is so stupid. And he's like, all right, well,
Angie, guess what? Not only did you get sin or snowflake,
not only did you get first aid at the reunion,
guess what?
Control room is backing you up and saying that
Angie is correct.
Congratulations, the trifecta, you got production behind you.
And Heather's like, wait, so Monica told you
it came from Meredith?
And Andy's like, okay, but then Monica also said that it didn't come from her.'s like, wait, so Monica told you it came from Meredith. And then he's like, okay.
But then Monica also said that it didn't come from her.
So we, do we believe Monica or don't we believe Monica?
But that, yeah, I just, I don't know.
And Meredith is like, Monica at opera ski.
I looked at Monica.
I said, why are you saying this?
And she said, you did not say it was that scene on the shop.
It was on the show.
Am I the only person?
And I'm kind of glad, like I'm exhausted by the whole thing, but I'm kind of glad that
she's not letting it go because she's like, it's on camera that I didn't say it. Why are
you still insinuating that I'm saying it? You saying like, well, if she did, I can't
prove it either way, so I'll just forgive her anyway. That does her no favors. Just
say you didn't say it. Or that you know that she didn't say it.
I do also think it's wild that that Angie and Sean are still on this because I
think no one who watched the show ever believed that Meredith said this,
that Meredith started this rumor. Meredith, when they asked her like,
what'd you hear? She said, this is what people are saying.
But she wasn't saying it in a way of like, well, guess what, everyone,
I want to tell everyone here's what I hear.
It wasn't like a here's what I hear. It's like, well, you want to hear like the shit that people are saying. This is what people have said.
It wasn't not in like a I did not take it as a vicious rumor mongering kind of way.
And I am like shocked that watching the season back that Angie and Sean are still feeling that way.
Yeah. And it's, well, it's frustrating
because it's one of the Real Housewives tropes
of like, you just stay mad at the first thing
that you were ever mad at with somebody, right?
So they're not even really fighting about this.
They're fighting about just in general
why they don't like each other.
And I think also it's a thing on this show
where there's so many lies.
I mean, we see it right now with Real Housewives of New York
where you've got two cast members who all they do is fucking lie, Aaron and Brion. All they do is lie, but they
lie about each other and try and start fights. So we see it there. But before that, you would
get maybe one or two lies a year. But now it's like a cook off.
It's a normie story.
They're lying. They're all lying. Like Whitney is bringing out her phone with this rumor
that that one fucked that person. Then Whitney's also bringing up the rumor of the gay thing.
And then Whitney's, you know, Whitney also brought up
the rumor of the jizz for jazz thing.
You know, this is all fucking Whitney, by the way,
now that I go over it.
Every single one of these is Whitney.
Yeah, I think that you are onto something there.
Look, the lies that I'm okay with,
that I think are fun on the housewives,
is when someone tells a little fib
to improve their reputation, to sort of like like maybe like, you know, they want to, they're kind of lying to kind of
like, you know, make it sound like their business is doing better than it is, their marriage is
doing a little bit better because those lies always come out and then they get, they dig deeper
and deeper and the stupid little fib becomes a giant snowball and it goes wild and becomes a
mess. The lies I don't like are when Brynn like blatantly lies about what someone said
because now you're being,
you're being an unreliable narrator to your castmates and to the audience.
And that's not cool. But if you are going to like,
if the lie comes from your own vanity,
I am all for it because that's hilarious.
And it always gets totally blown up in their faces.
Yes, agreed. But here we go. We're still on about it.
So they're kind of snapping over each other, Meredith and Angie, just incessantly and over
stupid shit.
And Sean's like, Andy, this is why it's really hard to trust anything.
I know, but it's also your wife that's doing it.
I love Angie, but it's not like Angie is so innocent in this.
So Angie's also still snapping and he's, but he says it more in a way of just like,
I don't know how you fucking do this every day.
This is exhausting.
You know, Sean looks like he wants to cry.
He's just like, this is so much.
I just want to go back to this lawn and do a blowout.
So then Meredith is like, I mean, and this is never going to end until you actually play
the audio.
I'm not Andy.
I'm getting angry. I'm Andy, I'm getting angry.
I'm like, you're getting angry.
I thought, I think we've been there
for the past 10 minutes on this show.
You've given yourself a concussion, lady.
Your neck is swinging, your head is swinging around so much.
She's like, in fact, in fact, in fact,
I think I am finished.
If you won't play the audio from the clip,
then I am absolutely.
I was like, are you in a washing machine?
She looks like she's on spin cycles.
This one, is she standing now? Cause at some point she stands up and is not pointing. I
don't remember when she stands up. Yeah, it's right here. Cause he's like, wait
a minute, look at me. Do not go away. She's like, the whole reason I came here was for
me. He's like, we've established that you didn't start this.
Are you saying that I started this? Are you saying that I have an eating disorder Andy with my
disability? He's like I literally said nothing. Oh really you think that I'm now using Brooks's
gayness to get an advantage. Thanks a lot Andy. I did not. I did not come here for this. And
Andy's like Meredith they just said in the control this. And then she's like, Meredith,
they just said in the control room that you said she's,
that Monica said, she said this, how am I supposed to feel?
And she's like, and Andy's like, no,
but then she also said, I mean, come on,
we're dealing with Monica.
Why do we have to keep showing Monica?
And I, you have to have to Monica for a one season wonder,
she is still in this show.
Like she's still, she's, She caused so much mayhem that she's
still in the reunion a year later.
Trey Lockerbie And how is it that they, and also given that,
how do they not realize, why do they never have a moment where they say, wow, Monica
said this to me and she said this to you? Wow, she really was messing with us. How did
these two women not realize this?
Pete Slauson Yeah, because it's not about her. It's just about hating each other, you know? And like
trying to make it look like the other person's a liar. So Andy's like, but, but you know,
I mean, you're dealing with an unreliable person. I mean, tell me about it. But Andy's,
Andy's the best one to speak on that because you are the like ringleader of the housewives.
He's like, if even I'm saying it, that's pretty bad.
By the way, stay tuned for Rooney, another amazing episode guys, trust me. So Meredith
is like, she's like, well, unless I know that you're going to play that audio and apres
school ski when Monica very clearly says, Meredith didn't say it. I did. I did. So Sean's
like, hey, Meredith, Meredith Meredith don't leave don't
leave let's resolve this also can I get an autograph real quick before you go
thanks so much he's like Meredith Meredith turn around every now and then
I get a little hey Meredith Meredith Meredith I need a hero I need a lady who
comes in with a robe she likes to take take baths and she has a cute son.
And also she's just really cool in everything she does. I need a hero.
Oh God, please stop the non-gay person from trying to sing gay covers. I can't.
And by the way, Angie has an unwarranted mingle vendetta against me. I don't know why.
And she goes, oh, I do. And Meredith's like, Meredith, please don't leave.
Please, please don't leave. This is exhausting. Can we just finish this? And then Sean's like,
well, I think there's a little bit in forth with these two. And she's like, no, if I'm a liar,
I will not stay. But Meredith is doing that thing where she's walking off, but not really walking
off. And she's wearing a Pajamina with a fur lining. And she says,
she keeps like turning around and flipping the Pashmina like she's going to storm off, but she doesn't. So she just looks crazy. She's just like flipping it around and then flipping
her head back around and then flipping it back around. It's so funny. I just want to put like
some champagne glasses to get dusted, you know? Yeah. Just wait for it. Whip back around. I think it's time for Meredith to be cast on next season
of the traders. I'm just gonna put that out there. I think she would be very, very funny on it.
Assuming they don't vote her off first. So Andy goes, okay, hold on. There was one moment where
Monica said to Angie, she's saying this, meaning you, and we see it.
And then Angie's like, and then there's another moment where Monica said,
Meredith is not saying this. And then we see that. So Angie's like, how do you know what
Meredith is even talking about? She's like, well, I didn't hear it from Meri- oh, Monica, oh, sorry,
I'm reading the flashback. But basically what happens is they show the footage and Meredith is like, that's
correct.
And Angie's like, well, the story changed.
Okay.
So the story changed.
She said both on camera and Meredith is like, well, she never said Meredith said it.
And she said, she said it.
Oh my God.
I'm absolutely fucking exhausted.
So then we see the clip of Monica saying,
well, she's saying that his boyfriends need to be quiet because they're out here in the streets
of Salt Lake City talking about fucking your husband. Okay. So yeah. Oh my gosh. So then,
then Andy's basically like, but the most important thing is no, she told her on camera,
this is what Meredith is saying. But the most important thing is she's the one who brought it up. You never brought it up
I'm agreeing with you Meredith. Thank you. Thank you
So she's like finally got what she wanted she has been vindicated she got the clips played and
Monica's also excited because she got to be on TV again. So good for her and now he's like, alright
I'm going to
move forward. Watch your tone. Excuse me? Watch your tone. Excuse. You can stop that
now, John. You can stop it. You did good though. Okay. We'll give him a new line later, Andy.
Okay. Go ahead. All right. So, um, John, uh, John and Justin, the night of the mob wives
party, the fight between you two escalated pretty quickly.
When you watched it back,
did it play the way you remembered it?
And Justin, do you regret not having any upper skin
above your lips, above your teeth?
How does that feel?
John's like, yeah, I'm pretty embarrassed
for the second reaction when I like flopped myself
right in front of Justin and it was like really embarrassing.
And everyone in America laughed at my strange, my strange motions. It wasn't to start a fight
or anything. It was mainly to kind of diffuse the situation. And obviously I didn't.
And Justin's like, I didn't raise my voice. I just like leaned forward and I was like,
what's she lying about? So, you know, I mean, the second time was more aggressive, but I really mean it that way. You know, I
just, it was a question, you know, and it just threw me off. You know, it was actually
worse in my mind than it was on TV. And no, it was bad on TV too, but I liked that the
guys are just like, nah, we're guys. We're done. And also the guys are so kind of, I
don't want to say gaslit because
that's not the right way to put it, but it's just like, you better stand up for me tonight,
as we know, because later in this episode, Justin does not stand up for Whitney. He was
confronted about it and she just gives stink eye the rest of the time. But, you know, they
just want you to stand up for them. And so they try and do it. And then they just look
like idiots because they don't even
know what's going on.
It's so confusing, especially on this show.
It's such chaos.
You don't even know who to stand up for.
So just stand back.
You know?
Yeah.
All right, John.
In Mexico, Whitney revealed that you and Lisa allegedly participated in a threesome.
Are there any videos?
Can you share them with me?
I won't show anyone.
And she's like, it was a rumor. It was a rumor. And Andy's like, well, had you heard that rumor before?
He's like, uh, no, I mean, no.
Okay, well Lisa, you associated Sean's name with circle jerks while in Mexico.
Yes, I did. Yes, I did.
He's like, God, I'm never gonna get rid of this, Sean. He just looks so bewildered, like, I'm never going to get rid of this.
There were things to be accused of.
Yeah, exactly.
So Lisa's like, okay, here's what happened for real, for real, guys, for real, for real,
for real.
Okay, I can't even articulate a sentence because I'm so upset, but I was like, how would you
feel if someone said this about Sean?
How would you feel if someone said this about Sean? How would you feel if someone said this about you? He was like, yeah, but like she already
knows how that feels because people keep accusing me of being part of circle jerks.
And he's like, well, it wasn't an analogy. It's just, yeah, it was an analogy, like 100
percent. Like I don't think that, you know, and I know you don't participate in circle
jerks. I know you don't. I mean, I think you don't. Maybe you do. It would be fun if you did. I mean, you know what? Could someone pass these, could someone
pass this handsome desert over to Sean just in case because they care about you. You know what?
I didn't even know what a circle truck was until two weeks ago. It's something about Caribbean food,
right? So Andy's like, um, Whitney wants to say something to John.
Yeah, I'm sorry for bringing you into that, John. I know based on this last year, the
meanest thing that I've done to Lisa is talk about your marriage and I wanted to burn that
with you. I apologize. And the thing that I regret most about our friendship is lying.
Whitney, you're so full of shit. So, you want, the worst thing you ever did was talk about her
marriage. So, you wanted to apologize by bringing a brand new rumor up about her marriage and putting
it out there. She's so full of shit and she gets away with it again, because John's just like, I mean, I forgive you. It would be easier for both of us to forgive you together because
then we'd be three in a forgiveness circle. We could all be, Sean's like, stop, I'm getting
a heart on. Okay. So then Whitney's like, yeah, I'm really sorry about it. So Lisa just
goes, I appreciate that. And also, John, I didn't get
the opportunity to apologize to you. He's like, thanks. She goes, and I'm sorry. And just kind
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So now Abby is like, Justin,
why did you not feel the need to stand up for your wife
when Seth called her a biatch?
And then we see a clip of, proof, biatch.
Justin's like, okay,
cause I had just committed to myself
that I was not gonna get involved in the drama.
Like that morning it happened Andy.
And like, I had my own little meditation of like, okay, I'm just going to enjoy this
moment. And honestly, when he did it, it was kind of funny. I did enjoy the moment. So
until I say it, like I didn't, you know, I didn't, I didn't, I saw, I didn't realize
how aggressive it was. So I do regret not having a voice in that moment in time, but
also kind of hilarious.
Seth, what do you think? And Seth's like, well, I thought it was aggressive, but I think that's a fair assessment, you know, but we
started getting wasted at Todd's, you know, on the bow. You know, he had a really good
$500 on Yeho, so, you know, I was a bit impaired.
It was a limited batch of Werther's original on Yeho, so it was very special to share it
with the men.
Then, you know, you've got Sean, it seemed like he was being dishonest and you got Meredith
telling me he was calling my son you know but look when I say what's up beotch I mean
when I see John I say what's up beotch it's like saying what's up dog you know so what's
up beotch and hey Chloe Chloe, it's like Brooks.
Hey, dad's on TV doing the biatch.
Oh my God.
Oh, I told him to stop it.
I'm like so cringe.
Like the other day he went into like Dick's boarding house.
Gross, ew.
Like, biatch.
Like, double gross.
Like seriously.
Why would you go in there
and then why would you say, hey biatch?
Remember when they thought that my,
when I was born and they put biatch on my birth certificate
cause dad went, you did it biatch.
And we had to get it changed.
It like took till I was five.
My first memory was coming out of mother's mother room and hearing the words biatch.
They told me I was the first baby that ever tried to crawl back in.
So awkward.
I'm so embarrassed.
Cringe. Gross.
But why did you feel like you needed to say that to me and be so aggressive in my face?
He was not in your face. He was like down the table from you. And he did say biatch
and not bitch. And I think those are two big differences. Could he have used better words?
Yes. But here we go again of the men trying to stand up for their wives and failing miserably and then getting victim shit thrown on top of them because
now he said the B word to a lady. So it's like, Oh my God, Seth, I can't stand up for
you on this one.
Yeah. I can't stand up for, I mean, it was such a cringy moment. I'm not going to stand
up for Seth, but what I will say is the way it really read to me was he like, you like as someone that this happens to a lot where sometimes you don't stick
the landing to like your joke or your moment and you just accidentally,
nothing about that. You know,
sometimes like you overshoot and I think that he kind of like overshot,
Sean knows a lot about that.
Gotten a lot on other people's shoes. Oh man, I'm never going to live this down.
So I'm not there to defend Seth, but I also can empathize because I've definitely been
there.
We've had that biatch moment where like, Oh, that came out so much harder and I was trying
to be funny and it just landed like awfully.
So I get it.
Yeah.
So Whitney is like, yeah, but like I felt like you were aggressive in my face and he goes,
no excuse for name calling.
No excuse.
Okay.
Because you jumped in.
That's why stupid.
Because you jumped in.
If you don't want to catch straight biatches, don't jump in, dummy.
And Meredith is like, well, he can answer too.
And so it's like, well, it was not intended the way that Angie just called my wife a bitch.
Or yeah.
Wait, he didn't say that, didn't.
No, he did. He said, well, it wasn't intended like the way that Angie, the way Angie just called my
wife a bitch twice in fact, yeah, bitch, bitch. He's basically saying like, you call my wife a
bitch. So like that was much worse than me saying biatch. Right. And she's like, oh, wait a minute,
Angie called me a bitch. Well, I will, unless we roll that footage, I am leaving.
He's like, yeah, she called you a bitch twice
while I was sitting right here.
Well, that's abusive, according to your husband,
so I guess you're an abuser.
Case closed.
So Seth, you're not sorry then?
He just said he was sorry with me, for fuck's sake.
Get with the program.
She's just poking up behind Bronwyn's dress like,
wait a minute, you're not sorry.
Okay, Todd, I've been really wanting to ask you
your reaction to seeing Bronwyn share with the ladies
in Mexico the story of your emotional affair.
He's like, well, I have to apologize
because I haven't seen it, Andy.
Oh, bullshit.
He's watching.
You really haven't watched the scene
of your wife accusing you of infidelity on national TV?
Really?
Okay.
Yeah, but we talked about it, Andy.
It's just, it's hard to watch.
Literally, it's hard to watch.
We've tried all sorts of plugins on that Palm pilot.
We just cannot watch it on his device.
I've tried drawing it out for him a few times because really the only form of
communication he accepts is Palm pilots or just cave drawings. So,
we attached a rabbit ears to the Palm pilot didn't work.
So Todd is like, he's like, well, anything that Bronwyn had shared would be more than I would have wanted her to share. Now
I'm just going to cross my arms and sit here very seriously for the next 10 minutes. I'm going to
bite my bottom lip and stare at the floor if anybody needs me. So Seth goes, so is only
emotional biatch. See, I say it to everybody.
Do it to everybody, guys. And Brahma was like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. You know, yeah, I wouldn't
even say it's an emotional affair, right? Which I never said. I mean, it's not even
an emotional affair. I said that from the beginning. Am I right? Right. Exactly. Exactly.
You know, so, you know, there's a lot of people that Todd has different conversations with.
You know, one time he asked the Starbucks lady for extra cream and I got very upset. I would not talk to a Starbucks person like
that. I did not like that. And you know, it was something like that. Something like that.
You know, one of my issues is I just feel like I'm not good enough. So when I see him
take a latte from a barista, yeah, it does. It does trigger feelings that I'm not good
enough and I'm not proud of it. I'm not saying I'm proud of it, but it's something I do. It's something I feel something
I'm working through something I'm working through with Gwen Gwendolyn
Yes, and I am just you know going through it
But that is my truth and I have to be honest my truth right now. How did they not play a clip of her going?
What about?
Well, nobody's asking about me and all them fidelities
I've gone through in my marriage out of nowhere."
When the conversation was like, hey, you know, what do you think of Dux?
Oh my God, I love Dux.
What about my infidelities in my marriage?
It's like, whoa, that came out of fucking nowhere.
And she's like sobbing and throwing this big fit about it.
How did we not get a clip of that?
Come on, man.
Maybe we will when Brittany comes out because if if you remember, it was Ron Wynn stealing Brittany's moment, which is like, guys, I have an announcement.
My daughter, she woke up this morning and had Cheerios and like, well,
let me tell you something, Todd cheated on me.
Yeah.
It's just like, and she was volunteering that information out of nowhere,
which was bizarre.
I guess she wanted to talk about it, but also like get people on her side. I don't know what she was doing in that moment,
but this kind of did change my opinion of it because before I was, well, I don't know,
my opinions changed 20 times just every time they show a different editor of it. But this
is making me feel like, Oh, so he a hundred percent had an affair then. Like a full on fledged,
probably has another wife somewhere because it's too much of a, it's too much of a back
battle. It's too much. And just the way that he's freaking out about it. Like he's very
nervous. He's looking at the floor. She totally got in trouble about bringing it up and yeah,
it looks like he's actually about to cry about it. And she just keeps turning behind him
going, you're okay. You're okay, God, you can do this.
I love that.
So then we see a flashback of the scene
and then we come back and Heather's like,
I rallied hard for you.
In this sisterhood, we rallied for each other.
People don't understand what happens here
in this room between us, but we all understand
we are in the trenches together and we are rallying.
I'm like, okay, settle down Heather.
You rallied for her.
She's like, you rallied for her
because you knew you were just collecting information
to use against her at the reunion.
So then she's like, you know, come on, babe.
When we were on the boat, you wept
and you said he'd been disloyal
and you'd caught him in an affair.
So what are you talking about now?
And then we do see that clip of Bronwyn telling the girls
that Gwen was the one who found
it because she was looking over at the iPad, at his iPad and saw that he'd been texting
another woman.
Right.
So Heather says after that, that I rallied hard for you and she's like, so did he do
it or did he not do it?
And Bronwyn's like, okay, I want to be very clear about this by talking about something
else and not being clear about
it.
Okay.
So when I said this to you on the boat, it was not happening in real time.
What I was trying to explain to you is that I have an issue where I don't feel good enough.
And there is a significant amount of things in my life that have not made me feel good
enough being a single parent, being ostracized from the church, being terrorized by Heather
Gay.
And when I felt like everything I said in this group of women was misconstrued or misunderstood
or looked at negatively, it does trigger this narrative that I'm not good enough.
And that brings me back to a time when I didn't feel good enough when Todd, when he said a
passing word to a stranger and had an emotional affair in that moment.
And I just wanted to clarify that, that's all.
And she ends it by going, well, I said to you very clearly, no, stop nodding at me.
You said to me very clearly that your husband was cheating on you and your daughter was
the one who found out about it, period.
People can start going over the semantics of, well, she only said it was emotional, that's
also cheating.
Or it was only text, that's also cheating, whatever it is.
You were the one who brought your husband's infidelity on camera and now are pretending
that it didn't happen or everybody misconst on camera and now we're pretending that it
didn't happen or everybody misconstrued you or we're just
all too stupid to hear it. It doesn't matter the semantics of
whether it was emotional or whether his FUPA was around
somebody else's FUPA. Okay, you cheated.
So Lisa has a good point because she goes, well, this is where
it's confusing because you helped me very accountable for
not being like, fuck Todd.
And then you guys, then now you're saying that like, you know, you not like you just
had like a conversation because well, I didn't want you to say fuck Todd.
And she's like, but where did it, but at least it's like, but like where you said, maybe
Lisa can relate to Todd because maybe she's cheated.
And she's, and basically she's like, you basically were mad at me and Meredith for like,
quote unquote, taking Todd's side
and then implying that we cheated.
When it turns out this was all over,
like an emotional affair that wasn't even that much
of an emotional affair.
And by the way, she wasn't the one who said you cheated.
Guess who, guess who said it?
You guys are gonna be shocked.
Whitney was the one who said it.
Fucking Whitney again.
Who was also getting off the concrete.
It was all always. This is the revelation who was also getting off scot-free. It was all-
This is the revelation.
Everything is Whitney.
It's always Whitney.
Monica got to take the heat last year for all of Whitney's bullshit because she was
horrible.
But Whitney was starting all that shit with Monica last year and Whitney totally got off
scot-free.
So Meredith, thank God, was like, well, you all co-signed it.
That was not a cute conversation. And Lisa's like, I saw it with my own two eyes you all co-signed it. That was not a cute conversation.
And Lisa's like, I saw it with my own two eyes.
You co-signed, you know what?
And I wouldn't say anything bad.
And in fact, I said, Todd's gonna be upset
when he watches us.
And I helped Bronwyn to let you know
that I was here for you,
but I'm not gonna talk badly about your husband.
And Meredith is like, well, I have a bad problem here.
Bad, bad, well, I have a bad problem here. Bang, bang, pull back the clip.
So Bronwyn is like, well, when Todd and I talked this through, Todd gave me a fifth
anniversary gift and it was a ring with five diamonds and also five new promises.
I'm like Bronwyn, like, if there's an emotional there.
Yeah.
So we fucking cheated.
He's not going to, he's not going to give you a ring with five promises because you feel like
Luigi in the Mario world. You know what I mean? Like,
he stuck his dick in somebody. So just stop.
And I don't like, I don't understand that mentality. Like, Oh, I'm, I cheated.
So here I'm going to give you something that you can put on your ring.
So whenever you look at it, you can remember the time that I cheated on you.
You know what I would want? I would want not five promises.
How about five sessions of therapy?
How about that instead?
So how about five zaps on your dick from like a zap, you know, a police zapper.
That's what I want.
You little fucker.
Five zaps.
And also you don't understand the gift.
I mean, listen, if anybody is curious about how often men cheat on their women, all you
really need to do is look at
how many flower shops there are in the world.
Because they're so prevalent that you can even get that shit at the grocery store.
Okay?
All the times.
There's only so many dead people, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
Andy's like, so what were the five promises?
Oh, well, support, love, fidelity, and matlock. Matlock on Tuesdays.
And transparency, transparency, that was one Todd,
and Todd forgot that one, that's great.
Well, guess what?
I have a new delivery on the way, so it'll be fun.
And get a new ring over this one.
Well, Meredith was upset because Whitney,
in that conversation, you basically inferred
that Lisa and Meredith had affairs.
So we see that flashback and Meredith, we come out of it and Meredith is like, well,
my intentions were very clearly to be supportive of you.
And it was not even questionable.
And then the next thing I know, you're having a pow wow with three other women and it results
in me and Lisa being accused of cheating.
And now I'm just hearing that this wasn't really that big of a deal.
It wasn't that big of an affair. Wasn't this and that and the other. Well,
don't hold me accountable, man."
And that's what's so frustrating about it because you have the scene where she's literally
just telling the other girls Bronwyn, she's like, well, it seems like they were on Todd's
side. I mean, they're taking up for Todd. Well, what's the problem with that if he didn't
do anything? Like if he did anything? If he just talks funny to somebody
at the Starbucks, I mean, come on lady. So yeah, she's like, well, if it's not a big
deal, then why is it a big deal? How I reacted to it, which I think is a good point.
But I think that actually Bronwyn does a really good job here. She saves it, I think. She
does a full head nodding.
Well, she's very good at this.
Yeah. She did a full head nodding culpability moment. She goes, you know, when we got off the boat,
I was very upset and I'd just been very vulnerable
and it didn't seem like it went super well.
And I came to both of you that night
and I said, I don't feel good about it.
And then you and I also had another conversation
on the beach the next day after it.
And you know, it was after horse riding
and I specifically said, and I really appreciate that.
And you gave me your point of view
and it was very vulnerable of you to share
and something that I need to take into consideration.
So she was kind of like, yes, but also I know I messed up.
I already told you I messed up and it's not my fault
the editors didn't even include the scene
that we're about to see until right now.
Well, now we're starting to see why Meredith
is having a fit about the editing too.
Because she's like, you guys have made me look stupid
over and over again and you're
not going to fucking do it again.
Roll the tape.
You know?
And so I'm starting to see what she's talking about because now we see the scene of Bronwyn
apologizing there, you know, just like she said.
Meredith is saying, well, when you're saying I wasn't supportive, I was like, what could
I have done?
And Bronwyn was saying, no, what you said was not wrong in any way, Meredith. I'm so sorry. I should have just been quiet and listened to you because
it was good advice. It was good advice, Meredith, and I should have listened to you.
It was actually a nice scene because Brahma was like, I was in my feelings. You were right.
I was not in a place to hear it, but now I hear it now and everything. So it was actually, I actually
thought it was, it made me happy because I feel like nothing's getting resolved in this
reunion. And this was a moment where it seemed like there was resolve because Meredith was
like, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for that. I was
like, Oh my goodness, we finally got somewhere.
Yeah. And then so Andy, and then Heather goes, but that's not what happened. Like, am I taking crazy pills here?
Because this is not what happened.
But I'm not sure exactly what she's saying about it.
I don't know what she means because I don't make it clear.
But they just, Andy's like, please, let's move on, please.
And Brahman goes, but you know what, Heather, it's what happened for me.
It's what happened for me.
That's my truth.
And that's the problem with my truth people right there. That's what happened to me. It's what happened for me. That's my truth. And that's the problem
with my truth people right there. It's what happened to me. That's how I felt it happened.
So I don't think that's the problem with them, but that's just my truth. Just kidding. So
Andy is like, all right, Todd, Ron would reveal that Gwen was the one who caught you messaging
another woman. Ha ha ha. That must have been hard." And he's like,
Lisa's like, I'm going to look at the floor here. And she reaches back and grabs his leg and
slaps Whitney in the face with her dress. She's like, You're okay. Do you want to put her scotch?
Yes, I do.
So then Andy's like,
Okay. Well, Angie, you said in Mexico, you learned more about Bronwyn's marriage on the yacht than
you knew about Lisa's entire life. Do you think that Lisa only opens up about safe topics and
not about what's really going on? You know, watching that and watching her cry, I felt really bad.
It was like leaving the moosaka in the oven too long.
And what I was trying to say,
Bronwyn barely knew any of us
and she divulged a lot of information.
I mean, like she put her whole life out there
and that's a risk as a couple to do that.
Well, to be fair,
Lisa put a lot of Bronwyn's life out there too.
If that counts for anything. Well, to be fair, Lisa put a lot of Brahman's life out there too.
If that counts for anything.
Fair point.
Mary's like, Mary's like barely said anything because well, she's has a big moment coming
up soon, but she's like, well, that's why everyone loves her.
That's why people love Brahman.
She's a fan favorite.
And Angie is like, basically Angie is saying like, you know, she put herself out there.
It was like a lot more.
But she also like, she does apologize to Lisa
and like didn't mean to be a dick about it.
But then they start talking over each other.
Yeah. And she's like, you know, I felt bad for her.
But when I walked away, you know,
I guess I talked to Lisa every day,
but we don't complain about our husbands.
We're not like that. And Lisa's day, but we don't complain about our husbands. We're not like that."
And Lisa's like, what was it, Doug? So then they start snapping over each other. And then
it's like, be so so pa, be so so pa, be so so pa. Okay, we got a lot of tweets wanting to know,
what is the status of Seth and Meredith's relationship? We saw you in Ohio a lot,
are you two
living separate lives? How often are you together? What's happening? Does anyone know more information
about Shawn's circle jerk?
Well, contrary to what Angie and Whitney and Heather to an extent do, Heather, I'm cool
with you, but still, disappointingly, Seth and I are monogamous. We do not cheat. We have a beautiful marriage that sometimes
has bumps in the road or one being short of a fine bean salad if you know what I mean.
And if everyone, if someone tells you their marriage is perfect 100% of the time, they
are lying.
Well when I kind of do an annual review of our marriage you know it's as
long as it's above an average of 51 percent of the time I'm staying in the game Andy. That's a pretty
low bar honey. Well it kind of helps that we're like not you're not well not physically together
right? Yeah Andy the fact that we're not together a lot often I highly recommend communicating so it feels like a first date on the weekends for
me so I see her every weekend and sometimes more than that well look you know I saw people online
accused Brian when and I had the same thing so what you know what give me a break already you know he
doesn't stay at home I don't stay at home what I don't stay at home. What are you going to do?
Here's what you do.
Go up to Starbucks and tell the lady you like her dress.
Then give her your number.
Maybe she'll text you a free coffee or something.
Todd?
Todd?
No, no, bad.
The necklace.
The lady, Emma comes in with a brand new necklace.
She's like, here you go.
So, Seth, got Twitter questions. Do you have a side chicken in
Ohio? Oh, my God, I got Levi Asta. He's like, No, I
definitely don't. A side chicken. I don't understand that
some sort of chicken is eating chicken in Ohio. I don't
understand the question Andy.
Chicken is actually an entree Andy.
And so Seth just raises both his hand and goes,
this is the side jig Andy, this is the side jig,
this is my be-aught right here in my hand,
chew, I got chew.
And they're like, wow, classy, that's real classy Seth, jeez.
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe He's like, okay, Sean, how do you feel about seeing Seth hold his hands up like that?
Does that
give you any memories of any experiences?
I'm never going to live this down. Meredith, Brom was like, Meredith, you should turn your
hearing aids off for this. I'm surprised Meredith was like, oh, really? Well, if we're going
to go after my disability.
All right. I want to thank the husbands for being here. Special shout out for Todd. You Well, if we're going to go after mine, just, you know,
all right. I want to thank the husbands for being here. Special shout out for Todd. You did it. You almost cried. I almost broke you. It didn't quite get there,
but next year looking forward to it. And John, I hope to see you again. And hopefully next time
we can come together. Okay. Uh, see you guys. So they all stand up to leave and the Brahms was like, hey, Todd, we might just want to
hold on a sec.
Let John walk off because you guys have a little spiciness.
I mean, that was unnecessary for him to tell you to watch your mouth.
He's the one who needs to watch his and he needs to watch his wife's.
He's like, you see what she does?
This is her.
She's like, bye.
You're not going to go backstage and make friends with the guys now.
Don't forget why you're mad at him
and also tell him to tell his wife to shut the fuck up too.
Okay, you're excused, goodbye.
Yes.
So now we move into the Mary Cosby section,
which was really, we talked about this
at the top of the episode.
It's like a beautiful, moving, emotional section
that honestly, probably not so easy for us to make fun of. it's like a beautiful, moving, emotional section that,
honestly, probably not so easy for us to make fun of.
So we can just do a high level recap of basically what happened
at, which is that essentially Robert, they talked about,
you know, Robert going to rehab, doing really, really well now,
Mary being a great role model for people. And it was,
I mean, like everyone was crying, like Andy's crying. I was crying watching it, you know,
it was like, it was a hard watch.
Yeah. Basically it was a talk about addiction and addiction with family members. And they
were saying the fact that she was having those discussions on TV was good because it was
de-stigmatizing, because that's something that people just don't want to talk about. You either excuse it to the
point where the person, they weren't saying this, but I was thinking it. When you see it on reality
TV, it's like either someone's an addict and they're excused from everything because it's
like a blanket, like they're a victim kind of mentality, or it's kind of like an attack and
a judgment and this and that, but there's never just honest conversations about it and how it does
happen to people that you love that you would never think it's going to happen to, that you
can't understand how it happened to or why. And there's a change in people when it happens. And
it's just really fascinating to watch them talk about it so openly and also to remember
how much addiction has affected this cast.
Angie lost her parent to addiction when she was very young.
And then you've got Whitney, who hasn't talked to her dad since season one, so Whitney sobbing
because she's like, I'm trying to explain it to my children.
And so having them be able to watch this kind of gives them a window into what addiction
looks like to other family members
and how it affects. So it was all really, really nice, really well done. And I'm actually glad,
not for the recap sake, but I'm glad for the show's sake that it went on for a good 15 minutes.
I mean, it was a long segment.
Pete It was a long one. It was really a beautiful moment. Like, it was really very compelling to
watch. Angie broke down because she, because Mary told Mary told Angie, like if your mom could do it all again,
she would have done it differently. And that really affected Angie.
I don't, it was something that Angie, I think really needed to hear.
And so that was like a very raw moment for her.
And then Whitney obviously breaking down about her dad. I mean,
that must be really tough.
And I liked hearing the stories about how Heather watched the scene with her
daughters. Whitney watched it with her kids, and the scene inspired them to have conversations
with their kids about it, which I think is actually so incredibly important.
And I hope, and I imagine a lot of parents watching it also maybe watch that scene with
their kids because it was really powerful.
But it's like, you know, we used to have after school specials and not like after school
specials fix anything, but there were like a we used to have afterschool specials and not like afterschool specials fix anything,
but there was like a lot of attention to these moments,
I feel like growing up.
And I don't know if they really exist anymore.
And it was kind of, I think it was important
for a good like parent child gather around the TV moment
that hopefully can help kids and like give them that moment.
Help pause. Guys, let's all gather around
the TV to watch Real Housewives of Salt Lake City call each other's husbands, gay circle jerkers
before we get to a good drug addiction part. All right. Go for it.
It's the thing that causes someone to just have a moment of doubt or pause before they do something
reckless. Bobby really understands now. Bobby,
let's show a clip of Bobby understanding. Yeah, I just had a mountain doing a Dr. Pepper
mix with some whipped cream on top. That was real good talking about it. Hey mom, what's
a circle jerk? Now let me pour some coffee mate into my mountain dew
and some Italian syrup.
No, but it was really, it was beautiful. It was also interesting to hear how Robert senior reacted,
which was that he commended Mary, which was also great.
Like I didn't know what his reaction would be.
Well, yeah, you're waiting for granddaddy over there
to see what he says.
And he was like, good job.
And I'm proud of you.
And she says that he never says that kind of stuff to her. So it was nice. Okay, curtains closed.
So then Andy's like, so one thing I was noticing while watching this is Meredith seemed to
be giving really dirty looks during this whole thing. And it's just because it's Meredith's
face, which is very hard to read. But everyone else is crying and nodding and everything
being said, and Meredith is just kind of sitting there giving a dirty look.
But I think it's because Angie and kept talking the whole time about like how close she is
with Mary and their best friends and Mary is like, I've never had a friend like Angie.
And it becomes this thing about their love for each other and like how bonded they are.
And I was like, oh, that's why Meredith is pissed because now we get into the Meredith
part and she's just sitting there like, I
was friends with us, but for how long and now, you know?
Well, that's what, because Mary was like, yeah, I've never had a friend like Angie and
because Andy's like, wow, you know, Mary, you really were, you were like dialed in and
like you were so much more present. And Mary's like, well, because for the first time I finally
had a friend and finally someone who would listen to me and finally someone who understood
me. And they just kept on cutting to Meredith.
Like, I want to get mad at her, but she just had her whole scene with her about
her son. So I'm just going to figure this one out. And Andy's like, well,
I don't want to start anything. Just kidding. I do. I mean,
we even Meredith had a nice friendship. What about her?
So we go to commercial break, but Mary saves it. Mary's like, well, you know,
you know, my relationship with Meredith is different and Meredith is beautiful and she's
a beautiful friend and I love Meredith, but she's a busy woman and she's traveling and travels the
world, does all these things. But she basically is like, no, I love Meredith, but just not as much
as Angie. Yeah. She was like, I love Meredith, but it's different. She doesn't have as much time for
me and stuff, but it's also because, you know, they both got so immature. She's like, you
want to leave my house if you keep talking. And then she's like, oh, well now I'm being
kicked out. And we saw the interaction with Mary and Angie when Angie made Mary mad. And
Mary was like, I'm done with her. Like, fuck off then. We're not friends because you went
and talked to Brittany instead of staying at the table with me.
It's something so stupid.
But we saw how Angie had to talk Mary back
and nobody knew that code yet
of just being like, Mary, I love you
and you need to just come back and you really hurt me
and we need to work this out.
And that's how she kind of got Mary back and cemented that.
And Mary explained why later
because of all her trauma, et cetera.
But Meredith didn't know that. She didn't know how to do it at the time. So she's just
like, well, I guess I just didn't know the trick. But it was nice, you know, but it was
basically like, you're nice, but I've moved on. I now need a lot of pita bread.
Really into tzatziki now.
Well, Colin on Twitter thinks Meredith is clearly jealous of Mary and Andy's new friendship.
Well Colin on Twitter can believe whatever he wants but it's not true.
I'm not jealous at all.
So Andy's like, well Mary and Meredith, your friendship really fell apart over Mary's
brunch.
So we see all that.
And Andy's like, when did you start noticing the breakdown in your relationship?
Well, you know, I don't know if it was a breakdown so to speak. So we see all that and he's like, when did you start noticing the breakdown in your relationship?
Well, you know, I don't know if it was a breakdown so to speak
I think it was more that we just both weren't like Mary had a lot going on
She was hanging out with Angie Kay a lot. I'm not jealous and I felt very much under attack at that lunch
So I just think it was a clashing moment
Well Aqua from four says Meredith I think that Mary hates you because of the bangs you
order her parties.
Oh, really?
Well, you can think it's the bangs, but let me tell you something, okay?
It's all the other stuff that's nasty that the other women say about me that's the problem.
Let me pull out my phone.
Oh, God.
I love Mary goes, oh, those bangs were a little, a little bit of a type of suffering.
So she whips out the phone and she goes, so we got a list of all the lovely things and
they're like, oh Jesus.
And Whitney's like, do you like after every episode, take notes?
No, these are notes in preparation for today.
I've been called a drug addict, a bulimic, a cheater, homeless, mentally unstable, next
level psychotic, disassociation, mother, thank you Sean for that one, multiple personality
disorder, a snitch, a liar, my appearance has been made of, my hearing aids have been
made fun of, and I've been insulted as a mother, I'm a garage holder, a whore, and I blame the victim, and those are the ones that I can remember."
I got, thank you Sean, that was another, I'll write that on the list too.
That's on the good column.
All right, thank you Sean.
Sean, Sean, Sean, move forward.
But I didn't have time to watch back five years and get the other ones,
and Angie's like, so should we address each one by one?
years and get the other ones." And Angie's like, so should we address each one by one?
Pete Slauson
Like, then Angie's like, well, I can prove half of those at least, you know?
Pete Slauson Yeah. So, then we see like flashbacks of people,
what would, actually, I'm sorry. Angie's like, but what about the things that you have said
to other people? She's like, I have not said a lot. Then we have a montage, like, you are a monster.
Get out of my face.
Angie has a pit bull.
Yeah, Angie has like a pit bull coming after me
and then telling Angie, you are an ugly human being.
And to Brittany, Brittany, I have had enough of you.
You are vile.
But I can say to everything,
except the Angie, you are an ugly human being, every single
one of those was reactions from people coming after her and her staying home for the most
part until they wouldn't stop.
So I say self-defense, court dismissed.
I agree.
I totally agree.
So Andy's like, all right, well, Ruda from Vegas says, how exactly did Mary use you for three years when she
was the one who didn't talk about your marriage or your son?
Well, I will say, this was obviously a heated moment and I'm not coming for Mary because
she's the most popular person on the show.
I just don't like feeling disposable.
Okay?
And that's how I felt at the time.
And Mary was like, but how did I use you?
And she goes, because I was the only one around you
during that time who you were interacting with.
But I used you?
Yes, Mary, nobody would shoot with anybody
and you wouldn't shoot with anybody.
And Meredith came to your house to be, you know,
to like be your only friend.
So it was kind of, I don't think she used her necessarily,
but I can see how somebody would
feel like, oh, now that she doesn't need somebody to shoot with anymore because she has somebody
else, she's just going to dump me.
Right.
Mary's like, well, I mean, I don't use anybody.
I've never used anyone in my life.
And to say that kind of, that my character, that about my character, I'd appreciate it
if you just say it wasn't true.
Martha's like, well, I just said, that's how I felt in the moment. I don't think it's true.
I just felt that way in the moment.
Mary needs so much explaining.
They just have to explain things to her so much. She says, so I'm using you?
No, Mary, what I'm telling you is, which was a different moment than this moment.
I thought you did, but no, I do not. Well, could you apologize?
I did apologize and I meant it.
Okay. Well thank you for the apology.
I'm sorry.
About saying I used to you. I didn't really like that.
Don't get us started with a who's on first moment.
I want to give me a hug. So they hug, it's really nice.
And Mary's like, your boobs, are they smaller?
Yes, do you not remember?
I actually didn't remember either that she had a reduction.
I didn't either.
Or maybe she just took the breastplate off.
Remember that one that she wore in like season two?
People were like, is that a drag queen breastplate?
What is she wearing?
So Mary basically is like,
she kind of has like a wish, which is like,
you and Angie need to work it out.
You need to work it out, guys.
Yeah, I think Mary has not got better at conflict.
She still doesn't seem to know what's going on in a conflict,
but she's gotten a lot better at resolution.
Like she'll just give a resolution now and be like,
okay, is this worth it?
No, let's just hug, you know, which I think is good. So they hug and that's how we end the
episode. And then next week, Brittany comes. Don't don't don't
don't don't.
It will be fun. And we are going to do next week's Salt Lake City
in Salt Lake City, which will be a real treat. It'll be our first
ever Salt Lake and Salt Lake moment. So if you are in that
area, please come, come to our show and enjoy it because I think it's
gonna be really wild recapping Salt Lake City in the city itself.
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