Watch What Crappens - #2713 RHOP S9E17: RHOPooptomac

Episode Date: February 3, 2025

Stacy’s dog fashion show is the set for the Real Housewives of Potomac season finale, and the dog poop is a flyin. Will she be able to get her point across to Karen before Karen barfs all of her lunch up? Let’s find out! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com You can still buy tickets to Stream the 2025 Golden Crappies for the next two weeks at our site. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Well, hello and welcome to What with Crappins? The podcast for all the crap we love to talk about on Ye Olde Bronze. I'm Ronnie, that's Ben over there. Hello, Ben. Hi Ronnie, how's it going? Good, welcome back to Los Angeles. Where we both just arrived after the Golden Crappy Awards. Hi Ronnie, how's it going? Good, welcome back to Los Angeles, where we both just arrived after the Golden Crappy Awards.

What a fun night on Broadway in New York City. What a dream, what a dream come true, am I right? That was the best crappies we've ever done. That was insane right now, Madison. That was so amazing. What an audience. Oh my God, you guys are amazing. You an audience. Oh my God. You guys were amazing. You guys really, okay,

this is going to sound cheesy. This is gonna sound really, really cheesy. But I had a lot of people, you know, Ron and I, we both sang songs and we had like an opening number. It was really fun. And a lot of people, uh, yesterday were like, man, were you, um, were you nervous to sing your song? Cause you know, everyone knows that's not really my ministry. And, um, man, were you, were you nervous to sing your song? Cause you know, everyone knows that's not really my ministry. And I'm saying this,

in case you couldn't tell from the audio. Okay. You know, I am, I'm an abstract artist when it comes to singing and that I choose notes that aren't necessarily the ones that you need to have, but you'd have to use an interpretation. No, but for real though, everyone was like, are you, were you nervous?

And I, this, I'm being totally sincere about this. This is not some cheesy ass thing to say to be nice. This is totally sincere. I actually was shocked that I wasn't that nervous when it came time to sing the song because the audience was so warm and I kind of felt like the audience was just like there for us. I know this sounds so cheesy, but I felt like I was like the audience just as happy for us and just like and I just felt like the energy from the audience where I just felt like it just took

away my nerves. I can't explain it, but I just I have to be just I'm just so incredibly thankful for our audience who was there and all our guests and everything. And you Ronnie. It was wild in there. It was wild in there. We had such a good time. We just had so much fun and all the guests who came. If you still want to watch that, it's streaming. You can still buy a ticket and stream it for two weeks. The audio will be released. The video will not be released. So don't wait for that on Patreon.

It's just what it is. You know, you buy a ticket and that's it. Then it's done. Then it's dead. And we are continuing on with the live tour. We go to Salt Lake City this week and Denver. We'll be doing Real Housewives of Salt Lake City in Salt Lake City,

and then we'll be doing Southern Charm in Denver. And then we'll be out at the beginning of March again. So check out watchwhatcrappens.com to get your tickets for all of that stuff. And then we've got a full week coming up here. We've got nine episodes coming up this week, bonus on our crappy in our crappy hour. So we're not slowing down. So come find what you need. If you want traders recaps, those are over on Patreon, that'll

be up tomorrow. And we're just having so much fun. Okay, so is there anything else you wanted? Is there anything else? I just want to say that you were very understated when you said once the video was gone, it's gone. And I just want to emphasize you really need to see Ronnie in a turban with lipstick smeared on his face singing a ballad from Sunset Boulevard. So like really do not sleep on that opportunity. I just I feel like you were very low-key about it. I, no, you don't understand people. There are some strong visuals to see. By the way, also can we give, I just want to, we,

I just want to give another shout out to our director, Mark and our musical director, Brandon. They killed it. It was amazing. The slideshow broke and Mark fixed it mid show. Like he just, he took care of it. Like the entire show could have gone down in flames. And like, it just was great to have that support. I know it gets you spoiled, right? Yeah, it does.

It's like, I don't want to do anything alone anymore. Get coming here. What do we do now? You know, Someone just hold our hands. Yeah. So anyway. This is the season finale of Real Housewives of Potomac. Wow.

That was a very dog poop filled finale. How'd you feel over there? It's great. I watched this on the plane flying back because you know, it's back to work. And I was cracking up on this plane. I could not, you know, it's back to work. And I was cracking up on this plan. I could not, you know, Andy was like,

the last five minutes of the Potomac finale are laugh out loud, ha ha ha. And you know, Andy always hypes things up, but we did see in the preview that there's gonna be a lot of dog shit everywhere. So I was like, I think he's probably gonna be onto something. And I could not believe how much I laughed. I was cracking, I could not control myself.

And I was like, I know there are gonna be people that were like, those poor dogs were probably so scared. Yeah, they probably were. But you know what, they got through it and they shot on the floor, they got their revenge. It's okay. Well, I mean, I learned a new trick because anyone with a dog knows

that you are always waiting for the dog to poop. I mean, you wait for that dog to poop. And it's like the dog's power in life is like when it's going to poop, you know, cause it knows you're waiting. And I'm standing there like Bueller, Bueller, can we just go? It's been 10 minutes. And he looks at me and then he acts like he's like, maybe get a squat and then he'll start sniffing around again. I'm a goddamn at this dog and his fucking power plays. And now I just know I need to buy a smoke machine

and turn it on because apparently that's a huge trigger. And then every dog who is around a fog machine will just start pooping. I didn't know that was a thing. I was like, cause you know, leading up to it, I was like, I was like, I know the dogs are all gonna start shitting, but how does that happen? Does it like one dog start shitting then they all want to start shitting? I'm like, I don't dogs are all gonna start shitting, but how does that happen? Does it like one dog start shitting,

then they all wanna start shitting? I'm like, I don't think that's a thing with dogs. Like what? I thought it was gonna finally be the comeback of Ramona Singer where she poops on the floor and then the dogs are all like, well, we'll poop on the floor too, she did it. You know, and that brings me to a question.

Why is this cast so weak-willed? I mean, not weak-willed, but like weak in spirited? I don't mean that, weak-stomached because they all started screaming, Karen started barfing, everybody had this fit when they saw this dog poop, Ramona was pooping on the ground, Sonia had to wear diapers so she wouldn't poop herself or so she could poop herself on the jitneys, and everyone loved that. And then you get a few dogs doing it.

No one in New York started crying and screaming and like running away and barfing into a trash can. Get stronger stomachs, Real Housewives of Potomac. For Christ's sake, at least it wasn't Ramona poop. I swear to God, I was like, you know, when the crappies were done, I was like, okay, close that tab. Don't have to open that up for like 10 more months. And then this happened and I literally started up a new Google Doc or I was like, okay, most chaotic 2026, the Potomac finale. I was like, I cannot forget about this dog poop scene. We will not forget about this next year.

Never forget. I'm not even joking, I did that. And it was also the episode where Stacy dropped her like, what? And just told people off, which is really nice. I really enjoyed that. She's really great. I just, I hope, I hope that,

I don't know if she's in danger of losing her job, but I never know, Bravo. I just really hope that we have her for several seasons. Cause I think- She's not gonna lose her job. Are you kidding? They have to love her. Okay, good.

Because I love that combination of prim and proper, but then it's going to come after you. Because she was coming after Karen. She had some good comebacks to Karen. And she also comes, when people come for her, she can defend herself very quickly, which I think is a very admirable quality. I wish I had that ability. I'm a stammer defender. And they start saying things like, well, which I guess is stammer defender and they start saying things like, well, like, which I guess is stammering anyway, but she really comes back and she's really on top of it. So I, you know, I think this is a great first season

for Stacey and even though her wig was a little, you know. I liked her wig. You liked it? And this is another cast, like, you're making fun of wigs Ashley, really? Do I need to do a slideshow? Brasically. Excuse me, ma'am, but leave the wigs, leave the wig criticism alone.

You're not really in the place. You know what I mean? Oh my God. Do you hear that noise? No, what's happening? Is there a UFO? It is the long. Yeah.

Bethany's coming down in the UFO. I got it. It's the Russians. It's the Russians. It's, it's like a leaf blower or a saw or something, but why do they always wait until the second we're recording and then like, what are you right at my window?

Jesus Christ. What are you at my window? Huh, huh, huh? Good Lord. I don't hear it at all if that's any consolation. God, this is a good mic then, geez. Yeah. Well, Ronnie is gonna go invest in.

Oh, it's my gardener, so I guess I. It's okay. We'll all survive. I was gonna go on the community Facebook and be like, excuse me, some of us are trying to do things in here. It's me. Okay, everybody, as usual, I'm the problem.

It's me. Also, I know about bad wigs too, so I shouldn't complain either, but you know what? I'm bald. I have to get Amazon wigs sometimes, okay? Anyway, I really liked her wig. I thought it looked pretty. So I don't know what everybody was talking about.

Right. Well, you know what? That's great. You know what? Everyone likes, it's good to be, to like things. So let's kick it off. Okay, we start off at Karen and Raze, and Karen is choosing her outfit for Stacey's event.

And Karen is choosing her outfit for Stacey's event and Karen is like Oh Stacey dog Marsh's of a YSL No, I need your help. I mean I would not wear I don't think I'd wear about anything above H&M YSL to some sort of like doggy fashion show. I'm sorry Excuse me. That is so rude dogs deserve our love, you know, those dogs need to be adopted. And it's a fashion show. And that's actually a very common thing, a dog fashion show. I have a friend who has like a little famous Instagram dog,

and she does those. She, she like, I don't want to say rents her dog out, because it's like you rent your child out to be in a commercial, you know. The dog has an agent, has a big Instagram following, and then she, uh, does fashion shows this dog. And so she takes the dog from city to city and the dog walks with people in fashion. I mean, what a life.

What a life for that dog. But also if I'm paying real money for YSL, I don't need, I don't need to go into a room of dogs. And then they're all jumping up on me with their paws that may be dirty and may actually also tear fabric. So it's gonna be the casual stuff for me. Casual, nice. Ben's only wearing a Zappit gun or whatever. What do you call that? A stun gun? Like a squirt. Ben's just gonna be walking around with a stun gun over his wiener to like attack dogs with if they come close to him.

No, I'm just not gonna wear couture. I'm not gonna wear designer stuff. I'll wear something nice. I'll wear something, but I'll do banana republic. I'll do banana republic. So I'll look nice, but like, you know, it's within a budget, within a budget. That's all they're getting.

So come here, baby. I'm trying to figure out what to wear. You know, Stacy has a dog walk rescue, which is admirable, but you know, I'm on my own journey to rescue my two puppies, Granda Dom. And she explains that she's going to be getting designer dogs. Okay, they have a lifespan that's very, very short, but hopefully they'll live much longer

because they'll be taken care of with me. Well, first of all, they're gonna be crashing through the windshield at some point, so we all know that. So I wouldn't say like, hey, you know where's a safe space for dogs? With Karen, okay? Nobody's gonna say that right now. Is this just her bullshit way of saying

she wants a designer dog, but she's gonna act like she's actually adopting them? She's adopting them for a good cause. Like, like, well, normally people get these designer dogs and it's cool cause they don't live very long, but I will adopt them and I'll rescue them. And they'll live a few days longer with me and I'm not doing it cause I want to design a dog. And she hasn't said like, Oh, I'm getting them from, you know,

like evil puppy mills that have been shut down and now they have all these leftover dogs and they're going to put them all. It's nothing like that. She's literally saying, oh, I'm going to get these little designer dogs because the poor things need love because they die young. So just get a damn designer dog, Karen. It's better to just do it and not apologize than all this bullshit. But it is very caring. I didn't even know about this thing about designer dogs that die young or whatever.

I also don't know, by the way, I don't know if that requires an adoptive, like, I don't know. Does that require a cause? If an animal's lifespan, like some animals have longer lifespans than others, so if you have an animal that's shorter, it's not like that animal is, it's not like the animals subjected to cruelty. It just has a shorter lifespan. Right. Am I wrong? Am I just now totally heartless and cold? But I'd love a new storyline. Well, good luck with your adopted child. Personally,

I'm adopting ladybugs because they really only live a couple of days. That's what I'm saying. It's like, They need me more. Oh, so you have a tortoise. That's nice. Enjoy that one for 35 years. Unfortunately, hamsters live under the cruelty of being only two years old when they die. So I'm going to adopt some. Where's my peace prize? I'm like, is that like a charity worthy cause?

Like, it's like, I don't think they're being abused or anything. It's just, I don't think they're being abused or anything. It's just, I don't know, but I could be wrong. I mean, listen, I do not want to offend our animal activist listeners. I'm just saying to me, it strikes me as like, oh, so the dog can live a happy life. It just will die before other dogs, but. He's like, well, you know,

before Stacey came up with this charity, I was like, oh God, here's where Karen's gonna say that somebody stole from her. You know, cause this is Karen's line every season. Oh, candles, I told Wendy about candles, which is why she came out with the candle in the first place. Mine may have come to market later, but my idea was first. Hmm.

And so I thought it was gonna be one of those things, but she says, before Stacey came up with this charity, you know, to adopt dogs, my desire to adopt dogs that are bred and should not be bred. So what does that mean? I mean, I have a pit bull Chihuahua. They shouldn't be bred. Okay. That was an accident. That was a tiny little Chihuahua. No one thought he was going to do anything. And he climbed on top of a giant pit bull and a miracle was born. And his name is Bueller Tivus Caram. Okay, do I win a Nobel peace prize for adopting that little fucker?

Of course you do. Well, I think that actually what Karen is talking about here is that she wants to adopt dogs that are actually loaves of bread. She's like, I want to adopt dogs that are bread and should not have been bread. It lasts longer than a week. It deserves some love.

That's why I always eat so much bread. I'm sick of people throwing out this bread because they left it on the counter for too long. I'm taking that dog shaped loaf of bread and I'm putting it in the freezer and treating it respectfully. And then she's like patting herself on the, herself on the back and just like nodding.

And she's like, oh, I just have so much love to give Ray. So anyway, he's like, you could give me some love, Kerry. You know, like, hello, I'm right here. She's like, don, I just have so much love to give Ray. So anyways, like you could give me some love, care, you know, like, hello, I'm right here. She's like, don't be disgusting Ray, pick your balls up off the ground, by the way. I just had this room vacuumed. All right, now, you know, dogs have, these dogs have a lifespan that's very, very short,

but hopefully they'll live much longer because I'm caring for them. Now I have to get behind Stacey, hurry up. She's doing a good thing. I just can't wait to support Stacey by rolling my eyes at her, calling her a bitch and not doing shit in her show, except throwing up all over the place. All right, come on, Ray.

And so he's like, are you gonna walk in the show? She's like, no, but I'm gonna support her. And she goes, why would I support Stacey when Stacey wouldn't be fair and neutral with Mia and I? So we see a flashback to last week at the Drag King show with Karen and Mia arguing and Karen's like, with my court case coming up, I am definitely stressed. You know, I don't need to be going down this road

with my friend breaking my heart and disrespecting me at a Drag King show. I don't need any more pain, much like a dog that shouldn't have been bred, but was bred anyway and placed in a home without the love of Karen Hugo. Don't need that pain. What she did to me caused me more pain

than a French bulldog with a golden retriever tail. It was so painful. I can't take it, Ray. And then Wendy FaceTimes. Wendy, um, so that Wendy FaceTimes, Wendy's one of those people who FaceTimes you, but then she makes you wait, is it, was she FaceTiming her? Was that her call? Thank you for bringing this up. Cause I noticed this. I think Wendy just called,

but Karen put the phone on like a tripod, tripod on, put it on speaker and it was talking to it as if she were on FaceTime. But I don't think there was any indication that FaceTime was on. I think it was just a speakerphone call. She was like, hmm, I'm gonna pose. He has my angle, got my angle. I'm like, Karen, it's not on FaceTime.

And Karen's just the kind of diva to always have her phone on this pedestal. It's not even like a regular thing. It's like a full on mount with a light and all that stuff. And it's like ringing, it's like, hold on, Ray, Wendy's calling. Hello, Wendy. It's like everything is an interview

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well, I'm giving you a call because we're about to strip for the strays, honey. She's like, oh yeah, so who's strutting for the strays? And she goes, well, you know, okay, sidebar. So you know that I'm starting season two of the Dr. Wendy's show, right? Yes, of course, I definitely knew that. I was definitely paying attention. I am definitely a subscriber to your show

on the tubes of views, yes. Well, it was really amazing, Karen, getting the chance to do a season two. I mean, we didn't know if they were gonna pick us up, but we've been picked up. It's YouTube, okay? Well, it was really amazing, Karen, getting the chance to do a season two. I mean, we didn't know if they were going to pick us up, but we've been picked up. It's YouTube. Okay. Let's stop the confetti.

Stop the confetti. So Karen, so she's going to get to go to the White House. Now I also was watching Mary DeMedicine, you know, which I love laughing at that show. And they also went to the White House. It's a big, this, the Biden administration was like, listen guys, we're flagging, okay? Some things are falling. I just need last ditch effort,

just call all the housewives and just have them come to the White House for sure. Surely the White House or the housewives audience will save us. Who was on, for the Marriage to Medicine episode, who was on, cause remember last season,. Who was on for the marriage medicine episode, who was on, cause remember last season, Kamala was on marriage medicine. She was again.

She was again. Really? Yeah, Kamala is like, we're gonna get it going this time. She had something about women healthcare or something at the, oh, it was about the Roe versus Wade cause the decision to overturn Roe versus Wade. And they were having a talk there,

so they invited Jackie to come watch it. And she brought Simone and Heavenly. And she scared Heavenly because she was like, now, you know, I only get to bring one person. So of course I called Simone and Heavenly's like, you brought me over here to tell me you were taking Simone on the way? She's like, you brought me over here to tell me you were in Jupiter taking Simone in the West. She's like, you can come too, surprise.

So they all went to the White House. It's very touching. I can only imagine Heavenly at the White House. It would not. Yeah, mama. I pledge allegiance to the daddy of the United Daddies of America. But yeah, I was cute. Okay, so anyway.

That's the only thing one episode of the season. I'm failing as a Bravo content creator, but also they're failing as... I feel like being... They're failing, but it's your fault I'm not watching you. They're actually doing a good one. It's a pretty good season. I'm laughing a lot. They're so shady too. They're bringing back this episode.

They went on the couple's trip and Phaedra of course is single. So she brought some fucking rent a date or some guy that she met on that speed dating thing, who's hot as hell. So she brought him, but meanwhile they've invited Apollo to come. And Heavenly's like, well, I think we should invite Apollo because Apollo and Phaedra are just doing so great at being divorced. You know, they're so positive with each other. So we could learn some lessons from them. So I think we should invite. I mean, they're just so full of shit.

That's so messy. It all goes to shit next week. I can't wait. All right. Well, now that the crappies are over, I can do things like I can catch up on Married to Medicine and Love Island All Stars. So I have my homework set out for me and I will do it in the meantime Wendy's going to the White House to shoot a show. So she says I am just through the moon. I'm so excited I always appreciate your support So I was wondering if you're free and if you would like to come with me to the White House and count like oh Yes. Oh my goodness. Yes, you know, I think Wendy and I have more in common than most people would think

I mean I invited Wendy to the courthouse when I have more in common than most people would think. I mean, I invited Wendy to the courthouse when I was sworn in as the ambassador to Surrey County. I'm like, yes, yes, exactly. The Surrey County courthouse, the white house there. It's basically equal. Yeah. It's like when you go into like a half Pizza Hut, half Taco Bell, you're just, it's like, you're basically, you're in the same building, you know, half Baskin Robbins, half Dunkin Donuts, two different establishments, same roof. So I totally get it.

Yeah. Karen's like, of course she invited me. She owes me after that huge Surrey County incident. So, you know, when I'm packing up a gift for Kamala and I can't wait to give it to her. Wi-Fi. I can't believe I'm the one to bring Wi-Fi to the White House. Remember that was her big thing with Surrey County. She brought Wi-Fi to the courthouse.

Yes. That's her big contribution. Wait until they see Porn Hub. It's gonna go so fast. No more clicking on pictures and waiting for 20 minutes for them to load. They're gonna have so much peen at the White House. You're welcome, Biden.

You're welcome. So she's very excited. Now we go with Stacey and her friend AJ. I love AJ and I don't know why we hit him all the way to the end of the season. AJ was so funny. His blatant disdain for TJ in this scene is just hilarious. He is great and I hope that we get more of him next season.

Yeah, and he should be a Housewife. This guy. And he could be a Housewife too. He's so messy right up here. He's the best casting in Housewives this year, I think, on this show, at least. I mean, Stacy's pretty good. But I say get rid of the other newbies that they brought on

and just bring on AJ, because he's amazing. And he talks like this, which I like too. So she's like, can I be honest? Some of my best memories are me and you in Chicago. We just had such good times. And strut frustrates is important, blah, blah, blah. So she tells us how she knows AJ. And she was a model in Chicago.

And she did a lot of hot dog ads and whatever else you do when you're a model in Chicago and you know, she did a lot of hot dog ads and whatever else you do when you're a model in Chicago. I know, she's like, poor Chillo's. So Stacy is like, do you like the little green things on your hot dogs? Come to Parchillo's, my daughter Arabella will be there. So Stacy's like. You know, Thin Quest wasn't really even a thing

until I was a model for it. Hey, if you're gay and you're a bear, guess what? Two for one at the Cubs today, come on down. So Stacey is, she goes, well, AJ, a lot has changed since we were hanging out in the Chi. And he's like, oh yeah, yeah, I mean, you changed. I see you on Instagram. And she was like, have I changed for the better though?

He's like, well, you, I mean, you're definitely like beautiful, but you're also very prim and proper. And you know, like, you just like hang out with women here. So like, you don't hang out that you don't hang out with. Like you just don't, you don't go out on, and you don't, you hang out with no other guy except for your friend.

He says a lot of stuff very quickly, which admittedly in seeing it now all in text, it doesn't totally all make sense, but he sells it in a way where I'm like, totally, I totally agree. Well, I like that he's just calling her out. You sense, but he sells it in a way where I'm like totally I totally agree Well, I like that. He's just calling her out, you know, he's like, oh, yeah. Well now you're doing this whole prim and proper dog and pony show It's just fucking ridiculous, which I liked and he's like and now you just saying I was some dude and she's like He's my best friend. She goes. Oh, yeah, your best friend. Okay, okay And she's like I can't wait for you to meet him. And he just goes, yeah, I can wait. I can wait.

So I love that this guy smells bullshit from a mile away. He's like, you're not really this character you're pretending to be. And this guy you're dating is gay. So please just stop with the theatrics. Let's just, let's just call it out right now. And you know, AJ is definitely like, hello, it's in my name. I am like, I am the AJ. He is the TJ. A comes before T.

So he definitely does not like this threat to the dash J sidekick priority list. So Stacy's like, well, it feels like you just don't want me to have a best friend. He goes, no, no, you gotta be. Look, you've been locked down for very long. You gotta be, you gotta live. You gotta get out there.

And she's like, but we go to church together. We work out together. He's like, praise the Lord, praise the Lord. Okay, that's good. You go to church, great. So he's not wealthy or is he the one holding the plate that's being passed around? Because I have a feeling.

And she's like, oh my God, no, I mean, come on. I just don't know what you're talking about. He's an actor, he doesn't need money. And he's like, oh my God, what? Why you did good actor? You fucking kidding? I mean, he's cute, he works out, but Jesus Christ. I mean, God, you were married for 16 years, get laid.

Please jump on some dick. Honestly, I think there's no other phrase that will horrify a friend and a family member more when describing your new boyfriend than he's an actor. You could say, well, he's had some substance. Well, podcaster is a good one. Podcast, yeah, podcast. Have you tried that one?

Because that one's pretty good. I still think actor may be the worst because bloggers, you sort of know we're bloggers and podcasters, Sam, but actors actually try to, you know, you got TJ, you wind up with TJs. And like you could say, oh, yeah, my new boyfriend, he, yeah, he he has some substance abuse issues and he's cheated on his all of his ex girlfriends. But is he an actor? No.

Okay, well, I'm sure he will be on the up and up soon. Up and up. He's an actor. It's like, yeah. At least you can heal from heroin. You know what I mean? Acting never leaves you. He's horrified and she's like, well, listen, I'm not jumping on any tics because we're

not intimate. And he's like, oh God, Jesus, you, you're not intimate? This is really weird now. She's like, I don't need to have sex to feel fulfilled. And she's like, oh God, just jump off a cliff. I mean, this is ridiculous. You've been brainwashed. What do you, this is like get out.

And the Stepford Wives are some shit, come on now. And so of course TJ right on cue calls, you know, cause he can sense, he can sense that he's being talked about or he senses that there's cameras, cameras there. So he's sure to get on. Well, because the producers probably said, Hey, TJ, you should call in right now. Stacey is filming. So he's like, Hey, hi, I'm calling for Tracy Ruski. I mean, Tracy Rusk. I mean, Tracy is a Tracy or is it Stacey? He's a Rusk. He's doing like a whole bit where he can't remember her name. And she's like, Oh, my God, TJ, what is wrong with you?

AJ's here, say hi to AJ. And AJ's like, what's up, TJ, what's going on? He like messes up TJ's name. But I think it was by accident. I did not think it was shady. And TJ goes, ah, you're getting my name wrong? Are you really getting my name wrong? And he was like, TJ is clearly upset. I'm like, excuse, you're getting my name wrong? Are you really getting my name wrong? And he was like, T.J. is clearly upset.

I'm like, excuse me, do you not realize you opened up this entire conversation with a bit about getting Stacey's name wrong? I think you revoke your, whatever. You can't say it, you can't do this. You can't be mad right now. It's like, no, I said T.J. He's like, no, you got my name wrong, come on, man.

And it's like, you know what, I'm gonna call you when I'm in the car because this man will eat you alive. So we wrong. Come on, man. And she's like, you know what? I'm gonna call you when I'm in the car because this man will eat you alive. So we'll talk next week. Bye. And he's like, oh my God, he's a liar. I can't. You know, what was that, me?

I character? This can't be real. What does that even mean? He was so animated. I mean, not I'm animated, but he was really animated. He's like, yes, nobody is real. Okay, you cannot, this is not your type. Come on now, come on, Stacy. Yeah, and she's like, he's was really animated. He's like, yes, nobody is real. Okay, you cannot, this is not your type. Come on now, come on, Stacy.

Yeah, and she's like, he's my best friend. That's enough for me. Why isn't he my type? He's like, he's a cornball, Stacy, for fuck's sake. I mean, is he serious? Come on, he's not the one, okay? You need help here. He's very right.

I mean, the best part for me about TJ is how like morning show he is like morning show Good morning. It's the ACT J in the morning and like the moment he gets annoyed how like that whole facade drops And he's just like his inner asshole just comes like pouring out like that's my favorite when we see that in someone because then we know our instincts are correct and we just see it right here in The scene where he's like, oh you messed up my name. He's like, I'm an actor. You should know my name. You should know that I am TJ. Girl, nobody knows your name, TJ.

And they, it's like, he's like the opposite of Cheers. TJ, where you go when nobody needs to remember your name. You know? So now we go to Ashley's and the kids are on the kitchen island. Where else would they be? Yeah, where else? So then the whole family comes over,

Sheila, Aunt Monica, Uncle Lump, the whole gang, you know. That's so boring, because I was about to say, you know, it's nice on this show when we get to see real people who aren't just cast members, you know, like AJ, who come in, because Stacey can kind of fake it enough to where we're like, well, maybe she does really like TJ, maybe she is really this personality. So to see somebody come in who's just like, shut the fuck up.

You don't act prim and proper, and you're not really dating this cheese ball gay guy, like get over it, come on. And this is all proven wrong that real people are all a breath of fresh air when we get to Ashley's house. It's just like more fake Ashley bullshit. But she does talk about how she did decide to file publicly against Michael or do whatever because he wasn't bending to her will. And so now it's going a little bit more easily in that divorce. And then they talk a little bit about Josh and in that divorce. And then they talk a little bit about Josh and, you know,

it's a boring scene, can we skip it? Yeah, Josh, yeah, basically it just ultimately culminates in her saying everything's going forward and she actually starts to sing her song and everyone in the family just looks at her like, oh God, she's doing it again. Even her mom is like, oh, okay, okay. But anyway, yeah, that's pretty much it. I also,

their reaction to her singing career is AJ's reaction to Stacy singing. Like just drop the bullshit. By the way, I have to say, I, this is, I have to say, I'm called lump and Monica. I think they are a hot couple. And I feel like we need to give them credit for being a hot couple. You know, do you think they're a hot couple? I think they are a hot couple and I feel like we need to give them credit for being a hot couple. You know, do you think they're a hot couple? I think they're, I think Monica is super hot. I think that lump is oddly like very hot.

And I just feel like lump and Monica, they have been in the sidelines for years. And I just want to, I want to put the spotlight on them and say, good for you for being a hot couple. You're not feeling it. That's okay. I feel it. I mean, I'm not a hater really of Uncle Luv, you know, like Uncle Luv's nice and everything. They seem fine.

They're just this whole, Ashley's so boring at home. I don't need Ashley. I don't need any more Ashley at home scenes. You know what I mean? I'm bored. And here's another one I don't need. Gisele and her children. Just like there's a lot of stuff

that just bores me on this show. These are those. And this is actually my scene with Gisele where it's a lot of stuff that just bores me on this. So these are those. And this is actually my scene with Giselle, where it's like, oh, you know, my dad passed away. We know, you know, all this stuff. And so now they're gonna plant a tree for the dad. And it's all really nice, but that's not why I'm here. You know what I mean?

It's like going to a bakery and someone's like, oh, let's talk about salami. I'm like, no, I'm fucking here for a bagel. That's not what I want. Get it out. Can I just say something? This Christmas tree, this is a hot Christmas tree. And I just want to shed some light on the fact

that this Christmas tree. This is the uncle lump of Christmas trees. OK, so. Yeah, so then we go to Wendy's house. And they're going to the White House. Dun, dun, so. Yeah, so then we go to Wendy's house and they're going to the White House, dun, dun, dun. So she tells us, so she meets Kareem, right? And Kareem Jean-Pierre. And they go see, you know,

things in the White House and stuff. And then Wendy is talking about how, she said that she wanted, on a clip of her show that she wanted to be at the White House and now she's here. She's like, manifesting. Yep, and she meets all sorts of people. She meets Gabriela Garcia Ugaldi, the Deputy Director of Broadcasting Consumer Media,

and then Karen shows up. And Wendy is like, well, Karen has always been a friend to me, except for season one, you may have forgotten, but that's okay. So I wanted to return the favor and invite Karen because at this point I'm not going to be at the White House after January. This is it for me. My goodness. She's like, let's get this in now because it'll be at least four years before I even come close to this building. Yeah. So Wendy's like, okay, is that my camera? Okay, and also Wendy's outfit, she's wearing a bright yellow suit, which I really like,

but then she's wearing a gigantic poof on the suit. I'm not really sure what's happening there. Maybe in case she needs to like touch up her makeup, she could just kind of hide behind her shoulder and get some stuff done. It's like you have a bat in your cave, you're always corrected. You know, you're always able to correct it

by just like covering your nose with your thing. I don't know. But anyway, she interviews Corrine Jean-Pierre and she's like, so Corrine, what kind of dick do you like? Let's get right down to it. No, just kidding. She's like, wow, you're in the My House, that's so great. And she's like, yeah, I am.

That's so great too. It's a nice scene. Corrine talks about being like the first black and queer person in her position. And it's, it's, it's actually, it's actually a really cool thing. This is really cool for Dr. Wendy and her show that she gets to do this. And they did, they talk about it. It's a great scene and there's nothing like funny about it. They just talk about the White House

and mentors and things like that. Good things, happy things. And Eddie, you know, it's nice that her Wendy's kids are there, you know, that they get to see it. And Eddie says that he's like really proud of Wendy and that she's really made a lot of strides in her career. And this is like a really big moment, you know? Yeah.

Unfortunately they had to remove Karen because she was over there putting like makeup on a statue going, I look amazing, don't I? And this is what I get for bring Wi-Fi to Surrey County. I just want to see the scene that they, of like, Kareen's aide when, you know, like, you know, like she was like walking up to Karen Huger. She goes, oh my God, the grand dame, you know, you know, she was like, she probably turned to Ray

and was like, um, so who is this lady? They call her the grand dame. The what? The grand dame of what? Potomac? Potomac? Suburban town. Okay.

She's like, I'll go with it. Whatever. They know exactly who Karen is at the White House. How dare you? How dare you? How dare you! Now it's time for- How dare you! I adopt designer dogs that need me! UFO lands in Suffolk and that's official, said the News of the World. But what really happened across two nights in December 1980,

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They're at this lounge. Stacey Stacey's like, don't forget at the end, we're going to have a big confetti. OK, that's going to be very excited. Confetti only can't wait. Yeah, she really does say that. And of course, I don't even pay attention to it because, you know, why would you? But now going through the notes, she totally says that.

So Stacey's like, the day is here. We are strutting for strays. And TJ, unfortunately, is my favorite stray. Cause we then, she says strutting for strays. And then all of a sudden we just got to TJ, literally strutting down the street. I was like the ultimate stray, TJ. TJ.

And she was like, yeah, we're going to host together. I just want to introduce him to my friends and to my colleagues. What better way to do that by handing him a microphone? So, you know, we're going to find forever homes for these dogs and we're also going to look gorgeous and we need to show some skin because who wouldn't want half naked guys when you're about to adopt a dog? It's all very disjointed but listen I'm not gonna complain about hot shirtless guys. Never it's just kind of like a hodgepodge you know and look this is I love anytime they wedge in a hot shirtless guy on to a charity event on this show. Like you said, it doesn't really make sense,

but we're always gonna support it. So TJ sees her new wig and he's like, whoa, I didn't even know who you were, new wig, this. And she's like, you don't like it? And he's like, well, I would prefer, you know, I sent you that Caesar cut. She's like, honey, I just look too much like George Clooney. He's like, yeah, it's called the George Clooney wig.

So. Listen, until he burns his. I met him when I was doing under fives on ER many, many moons ago. Let me just tell you, he was a bro. He was a bro. Until DJ burns his mesh shirt that he wore and watch it happens live, he just has no right

to critique anything that Stacey wears. That's what I say. And you can also see that like TJ has a vision of how they should appear together to maintain the facade that he has in his life. And when she veers from it, you see him kind of like losing his shit internally. He's like, okay, okay, this is how you look.

All right, we didn't talk about this. You didn't tell me you're wearing a new wig and we're supposed to be the Stacey and TJ show. We're gonna be doing photos together. Okay, thanks a lot, thanks. So then she introduces him to AJ and AJ is like, what up? And he's like, oh yeah, I heard a lot about you.

So look, let me just say this. We gotta be on the same team, right? He's like, so we're on the same team. So congratulations. I mean, can someone bring this man flowers? He just came out of the closet. He's like, no, no, no, I don't mean that the same team. So congratulations. I mean, can someone bring this man flowers? He just came out of the closet. He's like, no, no, no, I don't mean that kind of team. I just mean we're on Stacey's team, right?

We have a common enemy. That's anybody who's against her. So get on my team. I can't have anybody against me and we can't have anybody against you. Got it. Because Stacey obviously told him this guy doesn't approve. So TJ is trying to be some big man and get him in line.

Oh no, that's not how you treat the gay friend. You are ruined, sir. Yeah, done. That was a rude moment. You need the gay friend on your side. Baton. You don't call the shots in this situation, TJ. But AJ, I think that AJ just doesn't even have the time

or care about TJ. So it's like, okay, sure, whatever. I don't care about you. We don't need to do our work to your face, sir. The gay works behind your back in every conversation with the girl, okay? Yes. He's not gonna get his revenge now.

He will get it silently with Stacy, stupid. Yeah. So then TJ's like, can I get a word with you over here? Stacy's like, sure. He's like, why over here? So he's just like, sure. He's like, why are you looking scared? Because I mean, are you OK? You seem a little amped up.

Are you OK? And he's like, well, because I came into this blind, so I didn't know what it was. And I haven't seen you. It's my first time seeing you, and your hair is different. So fucking creepy, this guy. And she's like, well, how do you feel about it now that we've done a run through?

And he's like, listen, I'm just saying it's everything all at once. You know, I'm catching up. I wanted to catch up with my co-host, you know, and I want to connect with you. You know, I'm just really proud of you and what you've accomplished. And really? Because you're coming off like an aggro controlling fucking weirdo abuser. Weirdo. So he's like, so I want this to be a fantastic event, not for you, but for both of us.

And I just want to remember, just want you to remember you're a host and I'm a host and an actor. So get some fucking respect and call me next time you're gonna change your wig, okay? So then Vivian, don't forget everyone here is wearing, anyone who's walking the runway, the one way, is wearing Vivian's designs.

It's like Anya by Vivian. So Vivian is here and she's saying hi.. It's like Anya by Vivian. So Vivian is here. I wish it was Anya by Vivian. Oh my goodness. That would be a dream. This one's called the, I don't know when you're sad, when I'm sad, when they're sad.

This one is the Orinoco flow. This is, here comes Giselle walking in the bottom. Oh, tell her music. The big Tom's. So the ladies are, she's talking to Vivian and she's like, oh yeah, Karen's not going to walk. And she goes, oh, are you guys beefing or something? Like, I don't know about this. Cause you know, Karen's already called Vivian and she's like, oh yeah, Karen's not going to walk. And she goes, oh, are you guys beefing or something? Like, I don't know about this.

Cause you know, Karen's already called Vivian and said, just a reminder, I brought you on this show Vivian. Hmm. If I were Vivian, I'd be pissed. It's like, you're supposed to be my friend and you may have a beef with Stacy, but this is a way to promote my clothing. So get up there on that runway, bitch.

So then AJ is like, by the way, one thing I can say, at least is that she is coming into the building. So whatever you did, she can't be that mad at you because she's going to attend. And Vivian's like, well, no, she's coming to support the cause not and not supporting Stacey's. Well, that's her event. So anyway, Stacey's like, she's also coming because it's the season finale shoot and she's not going to miss it just cause she doesn't like somebody. But don't give Karen too much credit here.

Yeah, reunions okay to miss, not season finale shots. Well yeah, they're all confronting her at the reunion, she's not gonna show up to that. Definitely not. So Karen shows up and she's like, let us be very clear. That's like one of her taglines. Let me be very clear.

I never said that I would not support Stacy. Stacy has a great cause. She's trying to do a good thing, but yeah, I still feel a certain way. And damn, Skippy, I do. You don't forget about that shit. That's hard to forget. Hi, Karen, can we talk?

So they go have a talk and she's like, you look so stunning and rad. I just didn't know what to expect. So I just want to understand why we have a problem because I was a little shocked by your text. And we see the text is like, congratulations. I regret not being able to attend your event due to your comments slash actions at Ashley's last event.

And I will be telling my purebred pecanese the same thing while it's here on this earth. It should not waste friend time with half-assed friends. So you're welcome. Any donations, please send to Karen's candles or first at gmail.com. We use those candles when we mourn those dogs that have died too soon.

So Karen. My Pekingese was just five wicks of a candle in the wind. Those dogs that have died too soon. So Karen... My peak amaze was just five wicks of a candle in the wind. My bulldog Dalmatian gone too soon. So Karen's like... By the way, that would be a really interesting mix that I kind of would want to see. So Karen says, okay, let's start at the beginning. Okay, I want to preface with this.

I have no problem with you getting to know all the girls. I only have a problem with you getting to know all the other girls. Now remember I said that when you came into the room, like, now I've said that. Now having said that, because remember I said that, now having said that, now I did say that. Okay, here's what I'm saying.

This is what I want to say to you right now having said that, now I did say that. Okay, here's what I'm saying. This is what I wanna say to you right now having said that. You know that Mia went in on my character and I don't get what Mia says. I care what my friend Stacey does or does not do. So everybody else is watching them and they're like, oh my God, look at Stacey over there. Wow, she's fighting. And so then Karen's like, well, this woman has said

heinous things about me, absolutely heinous things. And Stacey's like, well, Mia called you a drunk and she said you were a cheater. And at Lake Norman, I stood up for you. I said, you know what? No, she's not drunk and I will not stand it. Nor is she a cheater. I will not do it. She's like, well, I haven't seen that with my own eyes. So I would like to see that. Roll the tape. Roll the tape. No tape. Sorry, Stacey.

You're a liar. Yeah. And she's like, you know, Stacey's like, Karen, Huger. She's like, no, excuse me. I let you talk for 13 seconds. May I talk, please? Okay. Etiquette 201.

Zip it. Now, you act like I have known your ass forever. I'm getting to know you and your backstabbing tendencies are your personality and that's the impression you're leaving with me. And this is what we always get down to, isn't it? And we're seeing it on Salt Lake City now and we see it on, well, we're seeing it double

with Bronwyn and with Brittany on Salt Lake City, where they bring these people in as their friends and then they're like, oh, we've known each other for years. I just love Stacey, one of my besties of all time. What a natural friendship. And then the first time they have a fight, it's like, I barely know you, bitch. So listen here, you better get your shit in line.

I gave you a job, I got you a job. It's pretty funny. And Stacey does not give a shit. I thought Stacey was gonna stick with her kind of newish personality where she's like, Karen, I'm so sorry. But instead she's like, no. Yeah, Stacey's great here.

This was a big, I think this is a great scene for Stacey. So then in the confessional, Karen brings out some sort of doll that reminded me quite a bit of your Tanta doll that you brought to the Houston show. Did you think of Tanta at this moment? This was terrifying. This was like a straight up witch doll. This was the Bethany doll from the Halloween store when Dorinda had Halloween in the Berkshires. There was that like witch doll like biting fists. And Ramona goes, Whoa, that looks like Bethany. Yeah. So Karen's like, I want to introduce you all to Stacy. This is what I saw. This is what I saw Stacy when you were yelling at me.

This is how you look with your blonde hair. This is an embarrassment. I brought your ass out of the group. Now I'm going to kick your ass right out. And then she kicks the doll over. I was like, they did a lot of effort. There's a lot of prop work for one little confessional there. That's Karen. She's the carrot top of the show. She brings so many props at all times. Also, just so much is going wrong here. First of all, Stacey was not yelling at you. And second of all, that whole, but I can kick your ass right out. Oh, hell no. This lady is going to be staying for five years at least.

And if anybody's in danger of getting kicked out, it's you. Karen is just going, listen, and it's not the first time this season, wrong road. Wrong road, ma'am. Lady, you're going to jail, okay. So Stacy is like, well, you attacked Mia and you attacked her as a mother and I have an affinity for her and you don't like it.

She's like, oh, bravo, Academy Award Actress. You know, TJ is like, and co-star TJ. Yeah, I like when she says, I'm not an actress. Like one of the only times you'll ever hear that from a housewife, you know, because everybody wants to break in. She's like, no, how dare you? I talk people into buying jewelry

for 10 times the Alibaba price. Thank you, Karen. Thank you very much. And she's like, I've stood up for you. And if you have a problem with me, Karen went from being my fairy godmother to the wicked witch in record time. TJ is like, oh my God, where is she?

The wicked witch is here. Can I get a picture? It's not a rainbow, okay? Sit down, TJ. Jesus Christ. Put your alphaba lunchbox away, okay? Stacey's like, yeah, I stood up for you and you have a problem with me?

Well, I was the one that carried in your raggedy ass. And she goes, well, can you please not put your fingers in my face and raggedy. And she sort of like gestures at herself, like not at all, honey. And Cameron goes, well, I wasn't not put your fingers in my face and raggedy? And she's sort of like gestures at herself, like not at all, honey. And Karen goes, well, I wasn't talking about your face. I was talking about how you dress and like this. Stacey goes, well, this is Vivian's outfit.

Are you talking about Vivian? Karen's like, I'm talking about how ugly you are in most things. That's horrible. That is horrible. And Stacey goes, it's just really classy. I mean, Karen is unraveling here and she doesn't know what it's like to fight with someone so classy because Stacy's just like,

so I look horrible. Like my clothes are ugly. Really? That's where you're coming? Okay. Super classy. She's like, you're dissing your friend. Yeah. And then Stacy goes in for the kill shot because now Karen needs to stall. So she goes, no, let me sip my drink.

And she goes, oh really? What are you sipping Karen? And Karen goes, oh liquor. So she's like, you hinted towards my accusations. Well, what about the accusations you yourself have? Hold on a second. I need to get my teeth back in place. I've never even brought up the accusations about

you. Never even brought them up!" And she's like, well, I've never been to court in my life, Karen. What are you talking about? She's like, oh, really, really? Well, you're Jesus walking on water right now, aren't you? Well, it's better than Jesus driving across the water and over a median, Karen. So she's like, I am not Jesus. So the producer asked Karen, like, what are the charges? If I was Jesus, I wouldn't be walking on water. I'd be walking on the bottom of a river bed because the river was filled with absolute and you just drink it all, Karen.

I did. It was a good river. So they're like, what are these allegations? And Karen tells the producers, what have I heard? Driving to the same stop sign three times. That's right, same stop sign, three different occasions,

a bike-ops at Winter Court, but you're going to talk about me? I don't think so. Oh, really drunk driving, what about triple stop sign running? Hmm, got you. Prison. Oh, really? Drunk driving? What about triple stop sign running? Got you. Prison. This is hilarious. What an idiotic argument.

I love that Karen investigated her and that's what she came up with. Like you really do, you pay someone to do a deep dive on someone and they're like, well, she ran a stop sign. Did she? Three times. Which one?

Were they different ones? I can't bring that on television. No, the same one. The same stop sign three times? And scatter boys. This is what you call a bulletproof case. Also, fuck the cop. You know, fuck the cop that did that

because you know that there's one cop sitting at that lame stop sign and you know it's a street that they're like, 20 miles an hour for no reason, and you feel like you're tiptoeing, and then she got pulled over for not doing the like, doing the stop and roll or whatever, where you stop and then kind of keep rolling through. Yeah, yeah, I think it's bull,

first of all, I don't even think it happened, but second of all, if it did happen, I think this is bullshit. I mean, look, going through a stop sign is actually quite dangerous, like that's how accidents happen, I think this is bullshit. Not saying, I mean, look, going through a stop sign is actually quite dangerous. Like, that's how accidents happen. That is how accidents happen. I mean, when you just, you don't really go through

when you stop, but you know how you're supposed to stop and wait till your car completely kind of jumps a little bit and then you go. I hate people that stop like that. Like, keep it moving. We've all got a life to live. Yeah, it's like, or if you're gonna do the full stop, do the full stop, but then like get going right away.

Don't do the full stop, left, right, right away Don't do the full stop left right wait left again, right again left again. It's like just come on Let's let's come on. You stop we got it as As someone famously said I totally paused and that's how it should be at stops Just make sure everyone's doing never what they should be and proceed Anyway, the point is triple-step sign infraction. So Karen says, I haven't given up on us, but you are in a time out. You have been demoted.

You are an associate. You are not a friend. Then Gisele shows up and she interrupts and Gisele is wearing this big flouncy, tully kind of crazy dress. It's like, what is happening with Giselle right now? And so Giselle's like, well, we were doing the dress fitting

and Wendy said, I want that dress. And Stacy said, no, no one can wear that dress. So I went back and I bought the dress. And she starts cackling like it's the funniest thing ever. You paid for that dress. Well, you spent money for revenge. It's never really a revenge that you win when you had to spend money on it.

Yeah, and now you look like Jen Affleck from Secret Lives and Mormon Wives, those big, you know, roughly sleeves and everything. The joke's on you in this one. Yeah, so Stacey's like, here comes Gisele looking like Big Bird. And meanwhile, Mia is, you know, Kierna comes, which is super exciting, you guys.

This is a great Kierna. We're play, just replace Kierna with AJ at this point. So Kierna's like, okay, guys, okay, guys, listen up. Me and Greg are in an interesting space right now. Kierna, you have never been in an interesting space with Greg. This is a terrible choice of words. I'm like, oh, I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that.

I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that.

I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that.

I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. So what's the latest with the love affair with the social worker that has broken the internet? And she goes, well, right now I feel like Greg and I just like need some personal space and like everything's fine. Like we cannot get back on the words and like we're at a place where we can't agree. We can't even agree to disagree. And so I think, okay, so you guys are just living

in different places. Great. Congratulations. No one cares. Okay. I am glad that she, she learned cohabitating because you know how sometimes housewives will mess up words and then they become real words in your head. I mean, I can't think of any specific, specific, okay, now I'm gonna pass that one off to people. I can't think of any specific examples at the moment,

but it happens to me all the time. And I've been, I actually found myself the other day, yeah, you know, I think they're cohabitating. And my friend was like, that's not a word, that's cohabitating. But it's what Kierna said last time. And she's like, if we're gonna be ready to be cohabitating, and now it got stuck, got stuck in my fucking head.

And I think it's a real word now. No, if they're gonna be living in a tundra and a deciduous forest, they have to have make some certain considerations. She's like, we're really trying to terraform the house so that we're in the proper space to be together. So yeah, so that's,

that's the big button on her tremendous storyline there. So now Ashley and Josh arrive and say hi to everyone. And then Ashley's like, oh my God, did you see Stacey's neck? I think, I'm assuming, did that mean that like, maybe her neck makeup was not blended properly or something? I thought she was like- No, no, because I think they're saying, I think they're making fun of her.

Cause Ashley's like, oh my God, look at her finger going. Look at her finger going. Cause she's actually fighting with Karen. I think they're just like proud of her. Oh, the neck, got it. That's what I thought she meant. Yeah, I think that's probably right. Or maybe you're right, because then the next line is Ashley saying,

well, Stacey sure missed the mark on this outfit. I mean, that wig, that's a no-go. It's giving Annie, it's a hard no for me. And this is when I was like, okay, roll the clip of Ashley with her wig from last season that is still circulating on the internet. Which one was, which one was that again? She wore like a, I think it was like a black curly wig

that everybody was like, oh no Ashley, no. Yes. No Ashley, please. I remember. So then we see. Mia says, oh my God, she's giving Whitney Houston. I mean, last time I checked, Ashley was the one who walked into this party

with the sparkly hood on like Queen of the Night, right? Am I missing something here? Well, I think Whitney Houston's a good one to give, right? I didn't know if that was a compliment or not. So then we see, you know, we see scenes from the event and everybody's kind of meeting up with each other. And then we go back to Karen and she's like, oh, associate. And she's like, okay, well, I guess I'm being demoted.

Well, I'm okay'm being demoted. Well, I'm okay with that if that's what you want to call it. She's like, well, I believe you cut me out because the queen does not get cut out. She's like, I didn't cut you out. What are you talking about? You cut yourself out. She goes, Oh, Stacey, oh, Stacey. And now she's like, Oh my gosh, she's finger pointing. She's got the finger going. She's finally a real housewife. So then Stacey's like, whatever. So now she's like,. She's got the finger going. She's finally a real housewife. So then Stacy's like, whatever. So now she's like, Stacy's organizing everyone.

They're gonna go backstage, get ready and everything. And so now Stacy's with TJ backstage and she's like, okay, I'm gonna go get people dressed and I'll be right back. And he's like, oh, okay. Well, I guess I'll just wait here. I'm gonna wait at the bus stop. Okay, fine.

And he like punches over, like, I can't believe she the bus stop. Okay, fine. He like punches over like, I can't believe she's not paying attention to me anymore. And he's really mugging for the cameras. He's like, look at me all alone. And then they kept cutting to him going, Yeah. He's painful. He's fucking painful to watch.

So then Ashley goes up to Giselle and she's like, so guess what? Stacey came to my house the other day and told me that she had lunch with Karen prior to actually meeting with the rest of the group at the beginning of the season. And then at that lunch, Karen was like, these are the people that you should and shouldn't be friends with. And Karen told Stacey that she should avoid Wendy like the plague and avoid her at all costs and that Stacey should not get close to her. So basically, Ash is like, okay, let me get this going. Let's get the real fun started. And then we see what she actually said,

which was, Karen and I met for lunch and she said Wendy is self-absorbed and she's not a girl's girl and never to trust her. So then Gisele's like, yeah, you know, look, I've even told Wendy that Karen trashes her, but Wendy doesn't believe her because it was coming from me. But also Wendy needs allies. So she's just going to take what she can get at this point.

Wendy's just like, just keep giving me a platform to sell my YouTube show, okay? I'll put up with Karen's shit this year. So Ash is like, well, I think it's worth having Karen about it. Oh yeah, I guess it is. You know what would be really fun? You know what we should do? We should get to the bottom of this.

Let's confront Karen and make her catch her off guard. So they're like, okay, let's do it. Yeah, I mean, basically that translates into, it's a season finale. Literally nothing has happened this season and we have no ending. So let's start a fight. Yeah.

So they go to Karen and now she's like, yeah, so like the other day, like Stacey and I had like a really good talk and there was just like one thing that I found like a little surprising. And I guess you had a luncheon with her and like, I guess prior to her coming into the group, like she said, there was a list of people that like you said that she shouldn't really get close to.

And Karen does that whole like, she does her sock puppet thing where she goes, mm, mm, or she looks left and right with her mouth, like her upper lip hanging over her bottom lip, close to and Karen does that whole like she does her sock puppet thing where she goes or just looks left and right with her mouth like her upper. And Karen goes, does that even sound like me? And they just all look at her like, yes. Of course it does. And Giselle's like, yeah, anytime there's a new person, Karen takes them to lunch, she tries to trick them

and get them on her side and go against the other ladies, which is true, we see her do it all the time. So Giselle goes, well, did you guys meet at all? Did you meet up with her at all before the show? She goes, well, I mean, we had dinner after we taped, and you know what, no, no, we didn't. We never met up before the show. Which, gotta love that.

She doesn't even try to like start with a lie. She like tells the truth first and then lies, and then changes it, and then lies again. She'd like tell the truth first and then lies and then changes it and then lies again. She's really amazing. So then Wendy and Eddie arrive and say hi to everyone. And when he was like, Oh, you change it has Stacy. And then guess what? Eddie brought state, it's brought some happy Eddie products and everything. So then Giselle goes up to Stacy and says, well, by the way,

Karen is saying that everything that you said that she said is not true. And Karen's like, it's not true. I would never do such a thing. She says, like, well, that she told you not to be friends with Wendy, that Wendy's a snake, that Wendy's horrible, all those things. And Stacey's like, well, Karen made it very clear that me is not Potomac. And Karen goes, I did not. I did not. Well, I mean, is it true though? Is it true? I mean, is me a Potomac? I never said it, but I did create a series of drawings

that implied it. You also said Wendy's not a girl's girl and that she's self-absorbed and she'll never be my friend. She goes, I have never said that to you. Possibly I've said it, but maybe not to you. I don't really know what are we talking about? And she's like, yeah, well, you did, you did say it.

And she goes, well, why didn't you bring it up before today? And Ashley said, well, she wanted to be loyal to Karen, but now, you know, she doesn't mean to anymore. And Stacy's like, I stand by what I said because it's the truth. And if you wanna know how honest about I am about things, there's my extremely virile,

completely real boyfriend over there, TJ, mugging for the cameras, cut to TJ like, look at me waiting. Waiting at the bus stop for my girlfriend. So Karen's like, I never said that about Wendy. And Stacy goes, I'm sorry, but you said it. You said what she, you said it. And Karen goes, do you believe this shit, Wendy?

And Wendy's like, okay, do I think that Karen said that? No, I know that Cowan said that. I've done nothing but be a friend to her and support her. And I don't know if she's trying to tame the waters because maybe Karen feels like she's on the outs with more people in this group than I am. I don't know. So now it's time to change. And, uh, you know,

she just basically, Wendy basically says to Karen, you're going to get the side eye for a minute. And she's like, Oh, Wendy for a minute though. Oh, come on now. Come on. That's all a lie. So then the guy, the guys, the guys were just like chatting, Eddie's talking to Darius about like getting married and stuff like that. And Darius is basically saying that the engagement's coming or whatever. So then we go back to the women and Karen goes up to

Wendy, she's like, Oh Lord, Diana sit down. And Wendy's like, well, since I like, Oh, okay, sure. I'll do it. Cause I'm so self-involved. Oh, Wendy, since I like, oh, okay, sure, I'll do it. Cause I'm so self-involved. Oh, Wendy, please. I did not even say that. And Karen's like, Stacy said that I said that Wendy is self-absorbed and doesn't care about the girls and I did not say that.

So Wendy tells me, yeah, she's like, oh yeah. And she also said you were not Potomac, you know? And Stacy goes, oh yeah. And she said it when we met at your favorite mom and pop shop restaurant in Potomac. And Ashley goes, wait a minute, Tally Ho's. This proves everything. She's like, Tally Ho, not Tally Ho.

We see a flashback. I love that Tally Ho came back and that it was like, this is the smoking gun. Giselle goes, you took Stacy to your spot? That makes me know. I believe everything Stacy's saying. Ah, and Karen, man. But I don't remember Mia ever being disgusted, Lance.

Never, never. The, you fucking liar, Karen. And then, um. Because Karen is like, the moment they say Tally Ho, Karen goes, oh yes, that's right, I do remember. Yes, yes, yes, okay, yes, no, yes, but I definitely have the. Her reversal, as soon as Tally Ho, Karen goes, oh yes, that's right, I do remember. Yes, yes, yes, okay, yes, no, yes, we definitely have the. Her reversal as soon as Tally Ho is mentioned,

she knows she's got. She knows she's got, caught by the Tally Ho. And he's like, I'm sorry, I can't pay attention to this because my Instacart order is being delivered. I ordered a dog bed. I'm like, oh geez, so she adopted a dog. You know her next storyline is gonna be like, this was Ink's dog, but now we think it might be Gordon's.

Well, luckily, if Ink ever winds up on the wrong side of Mia, he can always spend the night on the dog bed in two. So then Mia's like, I don't know what to think about Karen anymore, honestly, I got tired of every time I got with her, she tries to tear me apart, and you know, mentally, emotionally, I just don't know what, I just don't wanna do that any longer, so she's done with that.

Okay, Mia, you quiet down over there. I can get Wendy's side of it, but nothing Karen said about you is a lie, and also you're full of shit this entire season. So you don't get the whole, and also you've been coming after Karen this whole season. Like, she is a drunk, she is disorderly, she cheats on her husband. So I think you deserve what you get,

but I stand for Wendy in this one. Like you could not clearly give Mia a history of Mia's relationships with the women in this group because since she's just like a liar, like she's always mad at someone allied with someone, you know, there's some people are like, Oh my God, they were besties until they weren't besties. But like with Mia, she just saw all up for the map. So when she says I'm done with Karen, it like it has no,

it has no tangible impact on me because I can never track who she's friends with or not at the same. I think at this point, they just tolerate Mia. They know she's a liar and they realize she has a role on this show and they just go with it. Yeah. I just got an Instacart notification. Isn't that crazy? I just said Instacart and then I got a notification.

So Instacart is listening guys. Now I have plenty of dog bits, don't you worry. I was thinking about doing an Instacart is listening guys. Now I have plenty of dog things, don't you worry. I was thinking about doing an Instacart order for some broccolini and puff pastry. Oh, there you go, kept fancy. But I didn't, I didn't. So Wendy's like, Kowin, I have woad for you, okay? I have woad for you and I've been a friend to you.

And Karen's like, oh, I appreciate it, Wendy. What a wonderful friendship. Listen, whenever I can help my five wicks shine upon your three, I think it really benefits both of us, don't you? Don't you? And she's like, now, Karen, I need to know that if I'm going to be

in the womb, I need, and people are making fun of me, I need to be defended. Like I defend you when you are not in the room. And I can't speak for Karen because if she had my life, maybe she'd be self-absorbed too. And so she's like, I'm hurt, Karen. I'm hurt. But I'm telling you, it's not true. Here, let me take you out to pancakes at Tally Ho.

I'll make it all right. She goes, no, I even know that could like that, to even know that could even be in the ethos. Well, I don't know what ethos means, but I'm telling you right now, Tally Ho also has us a wonderful French toast. Please, let me take her to breakfast. So Stacey says, well, I have held on to what you said about everybody for months, Karen.

And Giselle says, not months, run it all. And Kierna says, well, this is a common thing you do when you have sanitary and everything. And I'm like, okay, this is a common thing you do when you have Santa and everything. And I'm like, okay, Kierna, thank you. Thank you for weighing in. Yes, and Giselle's like, okay, well, if she has things, she needs to spill it. Well, I said what I said, okay?

And what I said is the truth. And Ashley's like, well, you know, Kierna doesn't realize that if she says things, they can bite her in the ass. And this isn't the first time or the second time. And it's hilarious." Stacy's like, guys, I have a very important fashion show to go with. I need to go remind her that we're only doing confetti and certainly nothing that can make dogs projectile poop all over the

place. I've got to go. So then Karen's like, well, I'm mad at Stacy. And they're like, oh, God, whatever, Karen. Karen totally lost this one, you know, so it's humiliation time for Karen. But thankfully it's time to walk the strays. So hello everyone. Welcome to strut for strays. I am Stacey Rush and I'm Thomas Anthony Jones. Hey, but you can call me TJ. We've got a great show for you today. And later on, we're going to check in on weather and sports, but right now, let's see what great show for you today. And later on, we're gonna check in on weather and sports. But right now, let's see what the morning commute is like.

Let's go up to Jennifer in the chopper. So now she's like, before we start with the fashion and the philanthropists, and she's like, philanthropist? This is why she got fired from Fox. Ha ha ha. All right, let's get this party started. Come on, Ashley. Ashley is walking tonight with Boba, a five-year-old poodle mix.

And then Ashley comes in and then everyone's just kind of like, the dogs are walking and everything. We're seeing this. There's some cute dogs. Oh my God. There's so many dogs. Who could leave these cute dogs? Leave the ugly ones. Keep the cute ones. I know these are very adorable dogs, but I wasn't really paying attention to the fashion show. I was like, when's the pooping gonna start?

What's gonna cause the poop? Where's the poop? So they're all coming out, they're walking the dogs. It's all very nice. It's all being narrated. And Karen says, but absolutely, I'm just not gonna adopt one of these dogs. I'm going to rescue two, I'm already going to rescue two dogs.

They're being genetically manufactured or produced, if you will, with a short lifespan expectancy. These are horrific design of dogs that people covet. And I've decided I also will take two of them to save them for three more days of their life. I'm going to do what God intended for them, which is give them happiness. So then the big finale is Stacy walking

and TJ is like, Stacy, Stacy's a yogi. She's a mother, she's a TV host. She's a philanthropist. Let's give it up for Stacy. Okay, come on, ladies. So then for the big finale, they just, they don't even like put on a fog machine, like, ooh, look at Stacy coming out mysteriously

through the fog. They just shoot fog. Like, ooh. Like bam. Well, because they all stand. They all come out. They all come out to stand and present their dogs. They're all out there.

And it's like this big thing like ta-da. And out of nowhere, it was like, boom. It's like, it's so much fog. It's like, it was like, boom. It's so much fog. It's like, it literally, I, watching it, I literally thought it was an accidental, like, fire prevention system that went off. So they, everybody gets sprayed. And then as the fog clears,

everyone's screaming and there's mayhem, but it starts like slow because everybody realizes there's dog poop everywhere and they blurred out the dog. I was like, did the dog shit out tiny dildos? Why are they blurring it out? Are there like tiny dicks all over the ground? What's happening? I think it was actually for comedic effect.

The blurring out actually kind of emphasizes like this is like shit right now because all the dogs, you know, these poor, these poor animals, you know, this, this is such a big scare. It's like, it's startling first and foremost. And then it's like, it's scary. So they literally all shit themselves. And so all the dogs shit on the floor and Karen sees it and she was like, Oh no. And she runs and starts puking in a trash can. And it's like someone yelled fire in a movie theater.

I mean, and I'm sure half of this was sound effects, but it's just like people running around and screaming at the top of their car. Ah! Ah! Funny running from one side of the room to the other. Then Karen just starts vomiting in a trash can. She's like, whoa!

Oh, whoa! Giselle goes, well, I blame TJ because TJ served no purpose otherwise. He served no penis. He served no cunnilingus. He served none of that. So she's saying it had to be him. That's his, otherwise he had no purpose.

So Karen's like, well, that shit show had nothing to do with me. I was in the trash can. I didn't know if I was gonna make it, but I pulled through, thank God. And you're welcome designer dogs, mama's coming to save you. I don't understand what happened.

I meticulously planned this event out with my event planner. I did not ask for or sign off on fog machines. And then we'd see a flashback to her being like, confetti, right? Confetti only. So then Ashley's just like, well, I just hope that somebody adopts one of these dogs. Well, I hope they don't because every time they poop,

someone's gonna be like sent into a fucking traumatic moment. Like, what the hell? I've never seen people react like this to dog poop. Don't most of you have babies? That poop is way worse. A baby can literally poop in your eye. They can like projectile that shit at you. You know? Yeah, by the way, every single one of my friends who have babies,

they love to brag about how desensitized they are to poop. So I know like, if you're so desensitized, you can handle this dog poop right now. But man, there was a lot of dog poop on that floor. They're coming through with like bleach and everything. It was every, oh my God, it was wild. And these poor dogs. So everyone's like running and it's pure badness. And then we get, as they're like running, fleeing the poop,

then what will happen is the scream will freeze and we get an update on their lives. So we have Kierna and the update on her is that Kierna and Greg tried moving into their new home together, but Kay moved out soon after. And Kay stands by her girl math and still expects a ring in early 2025. Now what part of you guys not being able to cohabitat

says that you're going to get a ring at some point? Where does that, how does that work? How does that, how is that even girl math? I don't understand. I, you know, here's my theory. Nobody knows what girl math is because I've never seen it used properly. And I think a white guy wrote this.

There, I said it. I'm just, I'm just, just say girl math. I'm just going to say that whatever, like whatever does happen with Kierna and that ring and Greg, I have a feeling we're probably never going to see it. I hope not. Good God. So then Ashley is still dating butt head, but her priorities are healing and thriving as an almost single woman and drinking. And then we just see some more screaming and yelling and vomiting. And then it cuts to Giselle who's an empty n woman and drinking. And then we just see some more screaming

and yelling and vomiting. And then it cuts to Giselle, who's an empty nester and loving it. She's rekindled things with her man and is open to him taking a dip in her love lagoon. By the way, I just want to give a shout out. What's grosser, the poop on the floor or the thought of Giselle's love lagoon?

I'm going with the love lagoon, okay? I'll take the poop over a Giselle love lagoon story. I think so too. Also, Giselle came with Cal. I love Cal, it's always nice when Cal shows up. And I feel like one thing that we forgot to mention is that when Karen was talking about her charity, her goal of adopting designer dogs who have short lifespans

but she's hoping she can extend their lifespan by giving them love, she's telling it to Cal her goal of adopting designer dogs who have short lifespans, but she's hoping she can extend their lifespan by giving them love. She's telling it to Cal and he's looking at her with a face like his eyes are squinting like, ah, ah, like wow. This doesn't make any sense at all, Karen Huger, but I will go with it for you. Yeah.

Wendy has a new position teaching a class on reality TV at Wesleyan University, and she's enjoying being self-absorbed in her own life. Who wrote these cards? That doesn't even make sense. Wesleyan University, by the way, that's like a great school. Like, Wendy, it's crazy. I mean, I don't know like Johns Hopkins Wesleyan

She's not sounding so surprised. She has two degrees just I know four degrees. Come on Ben Don't make me know before you don't make me whip out the girl mouth. I Just love how Wendy is like low-key well, maybe not really low-key, but I just love how she's she's so accomplished But then she's on the show at the same time. It's just very funny to me. Um, not to say it being on the show is not that not accomplished, but it's just funny. You have Kierna, who's like, I have like, uh, like my drama is with Greg, the social worker, and I've got my little spot and you've got me while Wendy, who is like going from one prestigious university to another. It's just funny to me.

That's all. That's all I gotta say. So then, let's see, the next one, Stacey's at the final stage of her divorce, and she's looking forward to a very unstiffed 2025. Me and Gordon spent New Year's together with their kids. She and Ink broke up, but she says, as the saying goes, Ink is never gone for good. So then we just see Karen gagging and bar broke up, but she says, as the saying goes, ink is never gone for good. So then we just see Karen gagging and barfing and then it freeze frames on her.

Yeah, we're going to say I was going to say ink is never gone for good is not a saying when they say as the saying goes, ink is never gone for good. It is because she says it. Ink is permanent. That's her tagline. Ink is never ever. So then, you know, the show was really kind of, the show was kind of teasing kind of a, we picked the cameras back up moment, you know,

Karen going to the courthouse. It was nothing. It was like, we see Karen and Ray step out of their house. They pray, they go to the courthouse. 12 hours later, she's going to jail. Yeah. Well, I will say this about it. Every time I've seen that clip has been a little tiny picture.

We saw the preview when we were at Watch What Happens Live on Andy's phone, so it was tiny. And then I saw it again on the plane, like a preview that was a tiny little picture. And I was like, why is she wearing a Thomas Jefferson wig? It's like, it looked like she's in the wig party, like the political white wigs from back in the day, but it wasn't, it was just a fur hat. So I was glad to see that she was just in a fur hat. But Karen really did come on to get some tears

from the rest of us because she was in jeans and a hat. We've never seen Karen like this, guys. It's a new Karen. It's a sad Karen. It's a repentant Karen. Let's see what happens. Let's see. So anyway, the reunion is next week, minus Karen Huger, except for a video message. So we will see how that all pans out.

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