Watch What Crappens - #2721 RHOSLC S5E19: Bye Body Count Hair - Live from SLC

Episode Date: February 7, 2025

Angie Katsanevas join us live in Salt Lake City as we recap the final installment of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.  What a tremendous season, and there cannot be a better way to send off this triumph than by recording in the heart of Utah. Thanks to everyone who showed up! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Stream the 2025 Golden Crappies from anywhere in the world! Click below to get your ticketshttps://crappies.kiswe.com/?utm_id=122237&utm_source=crappies&utm_medium=referral&utm_term=linkSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hi! Hi everyone! Wow, so good to see you! Oh my god! Hello to all the alcoholics in the balcony. Yes. In Salt Lake City, they cordon you off into a different area to have your drink, so I always know who my people are.

Hello. We are so excited to be back here, especially since Salt Lake City is really having a big pop culture moment right now. Yeah, it really is. Between Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, and I guess technically sold on Salt Lake City, which we enjoy. Yes, yes.

I love the song. A fan right here. That's about the audience sample. That's genio everyone. I'm just kidding. I actually really like that show. I love all the gigantic houses with like no personality on that show, I'm really enjoying it.

I'm from Texas, we have the same thing. Just add some like big bull horns and we'll be the same. Well we're really obviously very excited to not only be in Salt Lake City, but to also be recapping the real house of the Salt Lake City tonight. We are, yes. Which I mean like how good was this season?

Yeah, it was a very good season. It was a very good season. Very good. Also the men here, my god. Oh my god, you guys are killing it. Good lord, how do you do it? How do you do it? So, did you guys find-

No, look at him just moving on. No, I need to talk about the men, they're so hot. I was actually trying to figure it out at lunch today. I'm like, how are they so hot here? I mean, we've been to a lot of places. They're like, even the ugly ones are hot. It's true. I was like, that's the ugliest guy

in the Mexican food restaurant. I still do that guy. I mean, he's gorgeous. Oh, yeah. And Ben thinks it's because of backpacking. That's Ben's theory. Backpack, yeah, because I, well, I said people are outdoorsy here, you know?

Like people go, you see, you guys clap for that. I said outdoorsy, you guys are like, you guys are like, yay, outdoors. And no, it's like mountains and rivers and mountains. Glaciers, it's like very outdoorsy, so you go out there and you're exercising, whereas in LA we're like hopping in our car to go down the street, so, you know?

Well, whatever you're doing, please keep doing it. And by the way, speaking of Mechthin food, we went to the Red, so you know. Well, whatever you're doing, please keep doing it. And by the way, speaking of Mecton food, we went to the Red Iguana today. That was very good. It was a communist iguana, which was rough. It was hard to get past that, but it was delicious food. We had our political differences, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

But by the way, speaking of Salt Lake City, were you guys able to watch our Golden Crappies this past weekend? Because Real House House of Salt Lake City won the big award for us. Yeah. And you know, you watch these shows and you see people accept their awards and cry, and they're like, this changed my life. And it's so amazing to change lives like that. Yeah. That's so important. And one of our winners, you know, her life has totally changed. She's been getting

movie offers. They've been dropping bags of money on her head. And so she really wanted to be able to cry in public. So we're proud to give her that opportunity. Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of Best Bravo Celebrity of 2024, Angie Katz-Alevas! Oh my gosh, thank you! Oh my gosh!

Welcome home, everyone! Oh my god, there's a Oh my gosh. Welcome home, everyone. Oh my god, there's a Greek flag. How did you know? How did you know? Are you Greek? She is Greek. Opa. Opa. Opa. I'm Greek. Opa.

I'm Greek. Did I say it right? I'm Greek. I am Greek. I am Greek, in case you didn't know. My god, I feel like this is a party for me. Yes it is. It is a party for you. Oh my goodness. I always turn it back to me. You should. I tend to do that. You had an amazing, amazing season. Angie actually won two awards at the Golden Crappies. I think you were the only one to win two awards

because you won for Best Bravo Liberty, but also for Best Quote, which I believe was... High body count hair! Woo! And I see a lot of it tonight. To my left, to my my right all over the place This actually is high body count hair. Yeah looks a little pornish getting pulled. Yeah. Yeah. Oh that means it is a little porn If you think that's why you had to hell. Yeah, well my world. This is high body Well, you know and by the way, of course since we are seeing you within like five days the crappies

We have to present you with your official trophy. I didn't even have to go all the way to New York. I can't. Oh, my. Please enjoy this. Sabra hummus. I mean, is this just something that was in the green room? You couldn't even get me a tzatziki sauce. How dare you accuse us of that? How dare you? Hummus is Greek too though. Did you know that? Yes. Greeks invented hummus.

We're not handing you a pizza lady, all right? That's true. Okay, well, it's, it's, it's, it expired last month, but okay. It was made with care and we were, you know, it was thinking of things like Zeus and Pegasus. This is true, thank you. And Greeks do eat hummus. Yes. And it looks like there's a little olive oil and oregano and I'll take it.

Yeah, come on. Thank you. All right, so how has, how's it changed for you this year? I mean, you've been on the show, this is your third season, right, on the show, but this was your first year kind of like coming out. Yes.

How did it feel to be given the star glow up? You came out of the starlit closet. In flames I did, yes. Don't say that around this show. Oh, whoa. Well, so yeah, so. You guys can relate, huh? Yeah.

Yeah. Oh yeah, we've been there. Most are you a party? Um, so, okay. So you start off as a friend of to Jen Shaw and then last season was like, Oh, Angie Kay is on the show full-time. And then this season, though, all of a sudden, center snowflake, first chair at the reunion.

I know, my gosh, can you believe it? Well. What did you think when you saw yourself as the center snowflake? Well, it reminded me of like when I started out as a bagger at a grocery store for $4 an hour, and then I became employee of the month, and I was for $4 an hour, and then I became employee of the month, and I was making $4 an hour, and it was like, wow.

It showed that all my hard work paid off. And when I met with my manager, that I was working my way to the top. No, but for real, I actually cried when I found out, and some people might find that silly, but I just felt like, whoa, I came on the show and I felt like people were trying to take me out, people were trying to ice me out,

people wanted to make it hard on me. And yeah, not everyone. They were doing their jobs. They were doing their jobs. It's like working in a meatpack. Those bitches. And getting mad that they're packing up a meat. I mean, they probably.

By the way, these phrases take me out, you know, that's very Greek mafia sounding. Well, the mafia rumors may have been true a little bit, may or may not have, but you know, I just kind of felt like, I felt blindsided with the rumors, the nastiness, all the allegations. It really wasn't what I was expecting. So I think I felt like the fact that I rebounded and that I worked my way to the top, I wasn't what I was expecting. So I think I felt like the fact that I rebounded and that I worked my way to the top. I wasn't a backup dancer. I was in the center of the show.

For me, it's really just like the story of my life. I learned being raised by immigrants that if you wanted something, you had to work hard for it. And I felt like I put in the work. I was vulnerable. I was real in my friendships. I loved the women that I loved. And I felt like I put in the work. I was vulnerable. I was real in my friendships I loved the women that I loved and I felt like I did everything right and it just sort of like finally paid off I felt like I won and yeah, you killed it. You really killed it this year

I have to say when when they showed the the the cast at first and you're the center snowflake I was like, I can't believe Angie Kay is the snowflake only because you were still so new and you got like you're the center snowflake. I was like, I can't believe Angie Kay is the snowflake, only because you were still so new and you got like, you got the big dogs. You got Meredith and Heather, et cetera, and Lisa Barlow. So I thought, okay, what this means is the two people on the ends are having such a big feud that you're caught in the middle. But it turns out you really did have

a center snowflake season. Yeah, thank you, thank you. Yeah, it was. When do you guys, when do you guys find out like what position your snowflake is in? Like, is that? Well, actually- Did you shoot it all together, or is it like composite?

No, you don't shoot it together. Everyone shoots their photo singly, and then you kind of find- I mean, I really found out just a couple weeks before. And I really did cry. Before the show aired, right? Yeah, a couple weeks before we aired, I really did cry. And some people laugh and say, like, oh my gosh, like she takes it so serious.

But I do, because I think, you know, any time you put a lot of work into your relationships, you know, parenthood, your business, that it shows and you stand out. And I feel like my hard work paid off. And I also felt like being my authentic self paid off. Yeah. And that's huge.

I think it translates on camera. If you're a good friend, it translates. If you work hard in your business, people see you. So authenticity translates. If you think a girl has ho hair and you tell her. Yeah. I mean. You deserve that shit.

If you think someone needs to know everything they did wrong in scroll form, you bring the scroll. Yes, it's true. Your prop work. I mean, you've got prop work. You've got costume work. That's what I'm saying. I put it in the work.

Just keep doing what you're doing, because we were saying you had a really strong season, which means that you're probably gonna be on the, you're gonna be on the receiving end of a lot of it. They're coming for you now. They're gonna come for you. Oh my god. You endangered, girl.

Just keep doing what you're doing, have fun with it. You and Bronwyn, they're coming for you next time. Yeah, uh-huh, it's gonna happen. Better buddy up to Bronwyn, because they're coming, baby. Oh my god, I need an ally. No, just kidding. So wait. So you first came on the show with Jen Shaw.

So how did you tell us about the origin story of you and Jen Shaw? Jen actually was a client of my business back in like 1999. And she was very sweet. She was very quiet. Can I just say, I love that Jen was looking for somewhere to get her hair, and the place she was attracted to was called Lunatic Fringe.

Ha ha ha! Those, those are my people! Ha ha ha! I know, true, who would have thought, right? And she had a little A-line bob and these light green contacts, and she was so sweet and so pretty and so quiet and timid. Isn't that crazy?

It's always the quiet ones. It's always the quiet ones. Jen Shaw, quiet and timid. And then I was, like, coming on the show with her, and I saw a whole new side of her. But, you know, the show can bring out a crazy side in people. Yeah. I never would have expected that there was, like,

a meek side to Jen Shaw. So this is sort of, like, rocking my world a little bit. Yeah, yeah. She was so sweet. And what about Monica? Did you sense any of that kind of star climbing? I don't know, what would you call it? Yeah, stalking. Stalking, I like that.

I like that better. Also, when you were speaking with Monica, did you ever hear clicks on your side of the phone? No, just kidding, just kidding. And also, did you also- the red light in the room, flashing in the corner. Could you also know who Reality Voluntees even was? No, I swear to God, and I believe in God.

No, but like the site? Like the head? Oh yeah, I did. And they would always post. Oh yeah, because it was the messages, yeah. Yeah, they would post about me and be like, oh my gosh, Angie Cage should be on. And so I'd like hit hearts, and like,

I mean, I didn't know what it was. I was like, oh thanks, they tagged me, me and it was but I had no idea yeah oh well that's good they were mean about me though yeah yeah because I wasn't on the show yet it's when you're on the show that they were coming who else who else remembers that scene when they're on the beach and and Heather's like she is reality bontis and we were all like oh god. But none of us had any idea what that meant. We're like, holy shit. Also, who is that?

I'm shocked. I'm shocked. I don't know why, but I'm just gonna go with it because it's windy. Fletching your pearls. I was clutching my pearls and I didn't know why. I was like, I'm following the music cues. Oh, that is so funny.

So do you know when you guys start shooting? Are you shooting yet? Probably in a week or two, no? Or you're not allowed to say. I don't know if I'm coming back. Just kidding. They better. Just kidding.

If there's anything you can't answer, just say, Opa. No, that was a joke. I just said that because I was kind of pretending I may not be getting invited back. But of course I'm coming back. Just kidding. Yeah, yeah. Season six is on the rise, shooting in a few weeks. It's like everyone's gonna know. I hope you guys all come back,

because honestly you guys are really probably the best ensemble on Bravo right now. Like, it's been like amazing season after amazing season. I started to learn you don't have to like each other to know that you can make a great show together. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't mean that about each other to know that you can make a great show together. Yeah. Yeah, I Mean I don't mean that about all of them, but just about some of them. Yeah. Well, yeah I mean it's housewives. You can't like all of them all the time. You'd be out of a job. I mean, it's true Yeah, it's true. All right. Well, thank we like you. Yeah, I love so much for being here

I we love everyone. I love these guys. I didn't know they liked me I thought and then I started to keep listening and I'm like, Oh, they do this to everyone. Yeah. And now like I, I listened to one I'm cooking or on flights and I cry, laugh because you guys are hilarious. Oh, we love you. And thank you. Thank you.

Everyone give it up for the center snowflake. Angie, Katz and Davis. I don't want to go. It's been so fun. No, Thank you. Well, you're always welcome to sit here. I feel like these are my people.

I'm at home. Thank you. Thanks, guys. They're going to get a cane and pull me out. You can take the microphone with you. We'll take it. Thank you. All right, Angie Katzennebos, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you. Here, we'll take it. Thanks. Thank you. Love you. You too.

All right, Angie, cats and neighbors, ladies and gentlemen. So good. Wow, what an honor. Yeah. Bye. What an honor. That was great. All right, let's drag her.

This thing only gets my face at good angles. It won't get ugly angle face to unlock. It's like, you look ugly right now, I will not unlock. I have to be like... I got a space selfie myself. It's like, okay. How cool was that? That was so fun. That was amazing.

All right, well, here we are with part three of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Previously on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Well, I never said that I bought a necklace. Mm-hmm.

Yes you did. Yes you did. No, no, no. I'm a sad. I'm a sad. Oh really? I'm a sad. Oh really? I'm a sad. Oh really?

Mm-hmm, well I said I had a necklace that I bought that I wore. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. She called me a whore! I will not stand for slut shaming. Girls, girls, friendship is not calling each other sluts, okay? Friendship is not muffins, friendship is not kittens, friendship is not calling each other sluts. Okay? Friendship is not muffins.

Friendship is not kittens. Friendship is not car washes. Oh, shut up, Heather. Why, shut up. Greeks wash our cars in tzatziki. I am Greek. If you don't play one clip of me with my hair looking good at my botnets,

I am leaving! I am done! I don't seem to remember that. Ah, that's it. I am gone! DONE! Alright, well, Mellie, Maylee, what do you think about this? Mellie, Mellie, M John Barlow fell down a well? No, John don't leave me! John! M-Maley just sloshed Shane Whitney. I can't even believe it. Well, wells are stupid. I hate wells. That girl who fell down the well is like are stupid. Yeah, well Who falls down that girl who fell down the wells like so yeah wells are not she like watch

Alright go home stay in the car What happened to dessert what are they gonna bring and scene All right, so we pick up where we left off last time. God, these part three's are the reunions. I'm like, I did something. I deserve a paycheck. This is a lot. I don't know how they do it for all those hours, but God, I love watching it.

So we pick up with Andy trying to pretty much like get the cast, you know, like on, on, you know, like everyone back in their seats and everything. All right, everyone, come on. We got a lot to get through. with Andy trying to pretty much get the cast on, everyone back in their seats and everything. All right, everyone, come on. We got a lot to get through. Got a lot of boobs to ask questions about. Brittany, go ahead, have a seat right there. She's like, I don't get a grand entrance.

I mean, and Brittany, have you not seen my TikTok? Ah! All right, everyone, welcome back. Angie, Angie, why are you still talking, Angie? Oh, hi, oh, hi, tzatziki, tzatziki, uh, Greek salad, feta cheese. Opa, opa, opa, opa. All right, I'm like Meredith, 40 minutes ago, really angry.

I am getting angry. I am a wiener. Are you insinuating that I have an eating disorder, Andy? And I like it just shows Meredith. She's like, hee hee hee hee. Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee Well, Annie, I was just having a moment. I don't know. All right, everybody. Well, she likes tzatziki, but this one records every conversation that you might be having. Let's welcome Brittany Bateman to the stage.

Brittany? Hi, guys. Thank you so much. Oh my god, I'm so excited to be here. Thank you so much. Have you ever seen the wolf cry to the blue-cawed moon? All right, I didn't like that when it was professionally done, and I don't like it now.

Please stop. All right. Now, Brittany actually came in the same dress as Angie came, which is crazy. But I have to say, Brittany's a good person. She changed her dress. Brittany? Yeah, well, actually, Jared brought me a new dress.

I was like, that was so kind of him, so I had to wear it, because Jared brought it for me. All right, well, thanks a lot now. Brittany, can you tell us how you fixed your hair? Did you wear a carousel surmatique? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. She actually came into lunatic fringe. And I just want to say, this is the best your hair has ever Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Uh... I know, I know. Wait, that was too low all of a sudden? We're like, she's a slut, she's a skank, and she's poor.

You guys, be nice to Britney! Takes one to know one, okay? I've had bad hair my whole life. Britney speaks for all of us. Oh guys, by the way, I forgot to say something. We're a pretty honest podcast, but there's one thing that we have held back, which is... By the way, I forgot to say something. We're a pretty honest podcast, but there's one thing that we have held back,

which is we've been intimate with Brittany. I'll say Jared at least. At least that would be believable. We're gay. I don't care where that thing has been. I don't know what you all are worried about. Everyone's like, Jared has been with everybody. I was like, who hasn't? Send him on, send him over. I understand the shame. Okay. So Andy's like, all right, well,

what's the latest between you and Jared? And she's like, oh, we've been broken up. Don't worry, everybody. I'm standing strong this time. This time we are done. Hold on a second. Jared's calling me. I'll be in the parking lot. I'll be right back. And across the bottom of the screen it says, editors note, since the reunion they have gone Instagram official dot dot dot again. Again. The poor Chiron person on this show is exhausted. They don't even need it because Heather's there, you know.

She's with her receipts. She's like, receipts of you being at Cliff's. Timeline of you being at the premiere party together. What are the other ones? Proof and screenshots of Jared. Imagine if you- It's like Cher forgetting her own songs cause she's sung them so many times.

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It's like, you know, you're part of a two Whitney. You don't have to hide behind the tree. So Brittany says that Jared was supposed to come to the reunion, but she canceled his ticket. And Andy's like, why? I wanted to see what he looked like. And she's like, because it's just the same old thing. It's like every single time we get back together,

he makes these promises that he won't be texting other girls that are single. And then this last time, I found him deleting text from single girls. together he makes these promises that he won't be texting other girls that are single and then this last time I found him deleting texts from single girls and he just does what he wants to do. There he is texting other girls. Anyway we're back together now. So wait was it just deleted or was it deleted deleted of the deleted? Heather has always got a best of clip show running in her own mind.

She does. Like girl focus, we're still in the year. Bronwyn, you seem to think the Osman name had a lot to do with Britney's attraction to Jared because it sure wasn't his face, let's be honest. Flashback to Bronwyn being like, so are you really into him because he's Jared? Or are you into him because he's in Osment? Yes, because you're using him.

Is that what you're saying? You're admitting that you're using him. No, never. I'm just a little bit country, and he's a little bit rock and roll. So Bronwyn's like, well, I don't know if that's the case. I really don't. But maybe it is the case. And it probably wasn't super cool of me to insinuate that, you know, especially before

I bought that necklace. I'm owning up to it. I'm owning up to it. So my feeling is he wouldn't claim you publicly and he was treating you poorly. And you know, everything I know about Jared, I mean, he is categorically the worst. So you've heard about his text, right? Shall I read something that he sent to me? Shall I?

Shall I? Should I? Should I? Is my phone coming out? My phone is coming out. Okay, this is what he said. He said, Todd has one foot on a banana and one foot in the grave. Wait, no, wrong text.

Wrong text. He called me a treacherous little bitch on Twitter. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Yeah, there's nothing that says he is a treacherous little bitch more than calling a woman that. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Britney's like, just hearing carnival music. And so we see his tweets come on the screen. She is so damaged from her past relationships that she makes me out to be the bad guy.

She needs to date a s- I need to date a s- I need to date a s- I need to date a s- I need to date a s- His tweets come on the screen. She is so damaged from the past relationships that she makes me out to be the bad guy. She needs to date a, I need to date a stable woman. And then about Bronwyn, there's something really off about you. I think I figured it out. You're a tragic little bitch. What?

You know, I get it with Brittany. He's just so charming. And Heather goes, but didn't you also say that he had a micropenis? Just want to... Well, that's not the same thing. You can say, I have, you have a micropenis without calling me a bitch. Those are two different things, sir. So Brittany goes, that's what he was just responding to.

Just the micropenis thing. That's it. He was just really upset about that. Osmonds have very big penises. He's the only one. He's usually very respectful and don't call women bitches unless they bring up his penis. Then it's just, it's all out the window.

But there's like a vague defense for him because then Lisa's like, yeah, that's what he was like really upset about, you know? Cause his dick is in question. She literally said his dick is in question. So how there's like, listen, listen I just I've never heard anything but I would never put Osmond and micro penis in the same sense. What are you gonna come after Brigham Young's package next? This is Utah you don't do that here.

You don't do that here. Yeah she goes out of respect for the Osmonds. And Lisa's like you know what to be fair him, he offered to show it to all of us. And I said, no, thank you. Well, you know what? I did say on the after show, I never said that Jared has a small penis. I just said that I think I missed the John and Justin fight because someone was telling me the story.

And then we see this weird clip of someone telling Bronwyn. A messy gay. Now, you know it was one of us too. And I was so proud of this little messy gay guy. I was so proud of him because he got in there. He's like, a certain individual comes into the spot. I was like, girl, you're not supposed to say that. Isn't there like HIPAA laws or some shit? Can't say that. How else are we supposed to have sex with the mayor? And then we just hear, and then we just hear unintelligible, which you know the gay was going, and then Bronwyn's like, the smallest thing. So her telling me that he's bad to her, but he's a good fuck is all bullshit.

Hey, you can still be a good fuck with a micro penis. You know what? To quote Donnie, maybe he is a soldier of love. And we're back. So Bron was like, and I was blown away by it, no pun intended. To which, you know, do you want me to read what Jared sent me? Do you want me to read it? I'm going to read it. No, no, no. Everybody does? I know what he, because I know what he wrote.

I know what he wrote. I was recording him. I'd like to know. Is there a dick pic? Come on now. It is filthy. It is filthy. And Brittany's like, no, no, that's not necessary.

He told me about it. Well, the best is, cause Bronwyn's like, do you want me to do the whole thing or just the worst part? And Mary goes, the whole thing, babe. Don't hold back now. Mary's like, I've been waiting three hours here. Okay, okay. Honestly, Bronwyn, what the fucking hell is your fucking problem? I'm a little bit country. You're a little bit rock and roll. Are you fucking kidding me coming out on national television making fun of my anatomy you little bitch

Do you even understand the backlash I'm getting on social I? Guarantee, I'm here. I'm twice the size of any man. You've ever she's with a 65 year old man Let me tell you what keeps growing your ears your nose and your nuts those things are down to the ground by now You can say a lot about Todd, but I'm sure that thing could be used as a scarf at this point. You get off Todd's nuts. Also, who are the Jared Osmond fans that are now giving him backlash because of this? Like, wait a second, Jared, you had us believe

you had an enormous dick. And now I'm mad. You lied to us, Jared Osmond. I'm canceling my fan subscription. I am disgusted by what a low vibrational you oh I love when people bring self-help while they're they bring in like pop psychology terms while they're calling a woman a bitch. I know. You're a low vibrational human to disparage me like that all for the sake of trying to earn your spot on the show. Oh, and this is my favorite part. Everybody wait for it.

All right, we've waited for 18 ellipses nods. You can go ahead now. I could certainly pick apart all your anatomy, but I'll remain classy in the public eye and keep it between you and me. Oh, thanks. Yeah, thanks. Okay, you know, for a moment I was afraid you wouldn't be classy after you called me a fucking bitch.

Twenty times in a row. It's nice to know that there's still a gentleman left in the last... Boo, Jared Osmond! Boo! And also, to all the women giving Jared Osmond, can we just have some self-respect? For Christ's sake, I don't ask for it much, but just in this one case. He's not hot enough for that. No one is hot enough for that, but especially him.

Brittany is like, I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed that I'm still attracted to him. So Andy's like, all right, well, arrow from head says, Brittany, do you think Jared was using you to get famous by being on this show? I mean, by the way, could there be anything sadder than Jared using Brittany to get famous? Yeah. And he's like, well, actually, you know, Jared is saying that you're only on the show because

of him. And she's like, oh, I know that. I saw that. But it was after another breakup. He's only disrespectful when you talk about his penis or between breakups. So don't worry about it. And then we see a tweet where he basically says, I give her relevance.

You're an off-brand Osmond. Is that what they're calling chlamydia around here? Shut up, Jared. So Brittany is like, well, then he love bombs me and says that was out of rage. And did you see his whole rant about me? It's really despicable. Should we pull that up?

No finish. Finish. Okay. He was just talking about me. Could you imagine an Osmond talking about me, Brittany Bateman? Yeah. Well, listen, I know that he love bombs you, but you should not take the love bombing. Stop taking the love bombing, Brittany.

Just stop it. I won't. I won't do it. What is a love bomb anyway, by the way? So she's like, this chapter is 1000% closed everybody. Who are you texting, Brittany? Nobody. Nobody. So helping from To Conserve Springs wants to know if this group changed your opinion

of Brittany knowing that she wasn't speaking to her daughters. And listen, before we even get into this, they didn't bring up a whole lot of the speaking to your daughters thing on the show, right? Well, I mean, Brittany sure as hell tried. She was like, guys, I have an announcement. My daughter is not talking to me anymore. Thank you. Thank you.

I have a storyline. Thank you. I don't know. Isn't this just part of my parenthood? Did you get this? Me and my mother are friends, but there's been long periods where we didn't speak, and no one got on her ass about it.

Did you get the sense that when Andy said, hey, group, did your opinions change about Brittany when you found out that her daughter wasn't talking to her? Did you get the sense that everyone there was like, we didn't know that? Yeah, we didn't. They were like, oh, yeah. Yeah, that we totally were changed our opinions.

What's her daughter's name again? So Lisa's like, yeah, you know what? It's a very sensitive situation, and you know, almost as sensitive as giving hand jobs, you know, in parties. Whitney! And Brittany, how many kids do you have? Two. Three, if you count musicals.

They're all my children. I need a tissue. And he's's like so you're estranged and she goes no no actually since we wrapped filming I've reconnected with both of them. We literally talk every day. They say hello. Thank you for calling me I'm not available right now, but and I just tell them about my day. I mean, it's just wonderful every day Just so day. I mean, it's just wonderful every day, just so comforting. I think it was hard for me. Like, when you shared that with me, you flat out told me, I put men before my daughters.

And I said, what men? Because there are no men. Our kids have to come first, right? I am Greek. And Brittany's like, absolutely, absolutely. That is the biggest regret of my life. Hold on, my daughter's calling. Wait, Jared's calling.

Jared, could you call my daughter and tell her that I'm talking to you first? Thank you. You see? It's all working out, Andy. Guys, I think this is part of the reason why I've always been afraid to fall in love. Because, you know, it could put you in a fog. It could put you in a funk.

It could put you in a burrito. And the next thing you know, you're wrapped in foil and being put in someone's mouth. And I don't need that. Oh, my God, another speech. We are a sisterhood, and we've been through the trenches. And I don't want to be in love if it takes me out of the trench of sisterhoods and receipts and timelines.

Roll the grape leaves. Roll the grape leaves. And proof. Yeah, you know what? It's just really hard. People don't understand. When you're a mom and you're single, you just want a date and sometimes a man comes along and your daughter's a little bitch.

I mean, I don't blame her. Sometimes it just fogs you over. What are you gonna do? I'm like, Heather, can you just have a moment of not sticking up for the worst fucking actions on the show? No matter what happens. Hey, Jared called her a bitch.

Well, they don't like when you make fun of their micro penises. That's just what it is. Jim Shaw's a monster. But she's a good telemarketer. But I'm ride or die. So Bronwyn's like, well, I have judged Brittany incredibly harshly based on the fact that you weren't talking to your daughters.

And I just only had to base it on just everything else about your life. So I do feel like you should be, you know, you should have been putting them first. And also based on my situation, being a single mom for a long time, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, that there was a lot of opportunities that I didn't take where there were like a lot of people that I didn't date and like there were a lot of things that I didn't do because Gwen only had me. So I wound up with Todd. Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Do you know how much I could have done? I mean, I could have, I could have been the

belle of the ball. I could have been done so many things. And I said no until the man who could barely walk came along and he used a phone that didn't even have a plug that worked anymore. And I said, that's him. That's him. It felt safe. And Brittany's like, that's true. And so you know this. And so instead of supporting me, you were the only one that knew why I was estranged from my daughters, actually. Out of everyone here, you had a personal connection.

So why did you meddle? Why did you pour gasoline? Why did you? She's like doing the facial. You know, the gasoline facial expressions. Yeah, it's that beauty lab. The hand movement for gasoline. She's like, you pouring gasoline all over it.

Why would you do such a thing? She's using her Little Mermaid acting skills right now. So while I know you want to blame me for that, oh, so you didn't pour gasoline, gasoline? Mm-hmm, well I have- Gasoline? I've known, yes, I get it. I understand what gasoline is, yes, mm-hmm. No, I've never talked to your daughters, Brittany. I never did. Yes, you did, gasoline. I've known, yes I get it, I understand what gasoline is, yes.

No, I've never talked to your daughters, Brittany. I never did. Yes you did, gasoline. No, I actually, I didn't. Oh, and I know you didn't actually talk to my daughters. You used your flying monkeys to do it. I'm flying high defying gravity. What was that about?

The flying monkeys. Just calling heriger witch. So Bronwyn's like, well, you know, they said to me, Britney is going to show, going on the show with you and I'd be very careful. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And Bronwyn, you know, they have a tricky relationship and they don't want to be talked about on the show. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, it was way more complicated than that. Britney! She's like, well, you know what? I didn't talk about the girls on the show.

And Heather's like, but you call them chaotic AF. That can break families apart. Oh, god. The moment you say someone's chaotic AF, I mean, you miles will just call it the divorce attorney. It's over. Drugs have nothing on that. I'm not responsible for what somebody else

said to your daughters. You sent your monkeys, you wicked wicks. Andy's like, I don't know. What are we even talking about? Because I know we were all like, what is this? What did Bronwyn do? Because if she did it, pin her down. Like, I want to get it.

I want the info on what she did. But Brittany's like, oh, she said things, Andy. She said things such as, Brittany's never done Broadway. Brittany's making everyone call her Britani. I was like. You know, the sort of things that could ruin a career. That could ruin your relationship with your children. Where children are like, mother,

I'm never speaking to you again. I thought you were on Broadway. So Lisa's like, yeah, but you did say that she's never done Broadway. Got you on that one. Got you. Got you. And then Robin goes, never to her daughters. Children must be protected with Broadway lies.

And he's like, why would that make it hard with their daughters? I just don't understand that. Brittany's like, but this is, they were so alarmed, her friends to be caretakers of my precious babies sat them down and said, listen, your mother was never in Miss Saigon. She used AI. And you broke up their happy marriage

to husband number two and it's all your fault. And Andy's like, oh, okay. So she's the reason you're estranged from your daughter. She goes, well, for six months it was. I mean, not the whole time. But then we kind of got back together and it was touch and go. Gasoline, gasoline, touch and go, gasoline.

I was like, are you just trying to confuse us? What the fuck are you talking about? Basically, they never lost touch and they had a normal relationship, except there was a lie about Broadway in the middle of that apparently shattered everything. No she didn't talk to the kids but then she talked to the kids again but then the kids found out she was never on Broadway they stopped talking to her again that's the story. It's kind of amazing. I don't blame them.

And let me just say it right now a national tour is not Broadway I'm so sorry I'm sorry whatever families I've just broken up yeah that's the truth. It's true. Leah Salonga did not have to pack up the helicopter every night after I'm sorry, whatever families, I've just broken up. But that's the truth. It's true. Leah Salonga did not have to pack up the helicopter every night after she was done. That's just not how it works. Thank you for the one gay who was like, yes, Leah. I know.

I'm seeing Leah Salonga on Wednesday doing Sondheim in LA. I'm having the gay, it's the gayest moment of the week for me. Leah Salonga and Bernadette Peters. You might as well have just penises slapping you on the face right now. Not micro penises though. So Andy is like, okay, so your daughter

wouldn't film with us. I mean, your whole media casting was that you weren't speaking to your daughters. So then we see a flashback of some other person on a tape. I was like, is this the mom from Everybody Loves Raymond? Who is this person? Who was is this the mom from Everybody Loves Raymond? Who is this person? Yeah. Who was this?

The mom from Everybody. She looked better than that. How dare you? I don't know. She looked good. I apologize. But she did look like a different person. But also, I thought that was such a weird casting tape, too,

right? Because your casting tape, usually you're like, hello, I'm Ronnie. Here's my eight-parts. Don't tell me nothing. Let's just sit and putter. And Brittany was like, hi, I'm Brittany, my daughters hate me.

Well, and she really laughed. Did you notice that she goes, yeah, so my daughter's not talking to me. Ha ha ha ha. So much drama. I think she was trying to sell the drama between her kids or whatever, but they just had the Monica season.

They were like, nope, we're not gonna have any more mothers fighting with plants in restaurants. We did that last year. That was so great. That was so good. Where Monica's mom turned to a plant and it was like, can you believe her? Can you believe her?

This dessert is disgusting. She's like, mom, it's guacamole. Am I right, Ficus? The absolute disgrace from this one. That remains one of my all-time favorite scenes. That was so amazing. So no one really understands what Brittany's talking about and she just keeps saying gasoline. So we go to commercial. Commercials. Here comes one right now.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to Small Town Murder early and ad free right now on Wondery Plus. So welcome back. For a group of women so immersed in religion, we witnessed lots of ungodly behavior from bringing wine to a prayer night to accusations of slut shaming at a bat mitzvah.

That's a sentence I never thought I'd say. Ha, ha, ha. So then we get a flashback to my favorite album of the year. I mean, the Grammys really missed the mark on this one, because the best was... -♪ I am leaving if you don't buy myths for me right now. Wait, let me provide percussion by Mary. -♪ Love the botah, Meredith. She's like, well, it was extremely special. It was an honor to have my toddlers there.

Then we get the Mary trying to get into the Bat Mitzvah thing. And she's like, there was just so many doors, Andy. And we see her like... All right, well, half from Taurus says, Heather, you said on the after show, it's not Angie's responsibility to keep up Britney's facade of being the perfect Mormon. Britney is leading a double life.

There, I said it. As a Mormon, we don't drink. As a Mormon, we do not have sex with tiny little people. Well, we can, but we don't talk about it. You're leading a double life. On Broadway, it's true, on Broadway. She's an active Mormon, and to be an active Mormon and not get kicked out of the church,

you can't have sex, you can't drink, and you're doing both. And that's, I was so reassured in how much I love this show. God, I love this show. Where else do you get this fight? And Lisa uses this as a moment to promote herself. She goes, well, I do have a tequila brand, a Vita. Is there Vita tequila here, by the way?

It's expensive. It must have run out. It's expensive stuff. That's not some well drink. It's like. It must have run out. It's expensive stuff. That's not some well drink. It's like, that's a lot of money. By the way, one of my favorite traditions on this show is Lisa Barlow going to every restaurant ahead of shooting, giving them a bottle and being like,

I'll have a Vita Margarita please. Like it's a thing in pop culture. Yeah, we asked for it at the Red Place today and they were like. Yeah, at the Red Iguana. Su tiene vida. I was like, I know I'm alive, but I'm asking for the tea. I'll have the Vita Mole please, thank you. So they start fighting about like what's Mormon and what's not and then they're fighting with...

They're like, you can't drink and Brittany goes, that's not true, it's up to the bishop. Big musical fan, big musical fan. Lies, they're like, lies. Yes, we have real Mormons here. Yeah, so like, oh, that is not true. So Bronwyn's like, well, and of course, you've got Lisa going, no, that's totally Mormonism. That's totally Mormonism.

I love that. Mormonism. That's my kind of Mormonism. Love it. My bishop is Wendy's, and she says it's okay. So Bronwyn's like, well, you know, I grew up Mormon my entire life and people can do whatever they want to do, but I agree with Heather. You just can't do whatever you want to do.

It doesn't matter. Nope. Not Mormon. Not Mormon. Not Mormon. Yeah, Brittany. Brittany, I'm a hundred% on your side with us. Yeah, yeah, because I hate Bronwyn,

so I'm on your side with us, yeah. And Mary just goes, you're sinning. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. Mary, she doesn't say a lot, but she always sticks the landing. You're sinning, honey. And Brittany's like, yeah, but then remember sticks the landing. You're sitting, honey. And Brittany's like, yeah, but then remember when you told me at lunch that you grew up as Mormon as anyone? And that's why I was talking to you about it, Angie. And she's like, you are not the Mormons I grew up with. She goes, you are from Provo, but you're not the Mormons

that you are Provo Mormon, not other Mormon. You are Mormons who believe in provolone. Your bishop is provolone. Yeah, but you know what? Who's to say who's a Mormon or not? The fucking Bible thing that y'all read, that's what. And listen, Christians do the same thing. We just make shit up all the time.

We'll be like, oh, the Pope went to bed and he said everything's okay now. No, that's not how it works. I have the original book. We're all going to hell, brace yourself. Wait, is Provo Mormonism different because that's where the secret lives of Mormon wives are from, right? So is that Mormonism like it has to happen on TikTok?

Just wanna know. It's got the best cheese out of all of the Mormons. All of those shades. For those listening at home, Ron and I just did a TikTok dance. So Brittany's like, I can live it any way I want to. And Andrew's like, I embrace religion every day every day not on Sunday seven fucking days a week and look in any Bible and you will see fucking bitch in there well he's like I'm the most fucking religious goddamn person in this bitch room you are not Mormon so Britney is Britney's

like who cares Angie I'm not like judging you and how you live your religion that is so condescending. I don't appreciate that. Now this is the kind of preacher I like. Mary just goes, she's sinning, who cares? Because that's how our religion works. You're just like, boom, boom. Bam, bam, fuck you.

Fuck you. I'm sorry. It's like, OK, you can still come to heaven. You're, fuck you, fuck. Gurgle gurgle. Gurgle gurgle. I'm sorry. It's like, okay, you can still come to heaven. You're sorry. Come on. And for everyone listening at home, Ronnie just mimed here in Salt Lake City doing coke and heroin and drinking.

Oh, I forgot that. And dual blowjobs. You're all not Mormons. You're Provo Mormons. Oh God, religious trauma. Love you guys. Okay, so Andy's from, Coconut from Grove said, Meredith, watching the show, did you realize Angie never called Brittany a slut? She just repeated what Brittany said. And Meredith is like, well,

I think that Brittany was very upset. That's what I think. And if you want to argue about it, I can. Mary's like, yeah, but you didn't get both sides of the story. Well, that's correct. But I did know that Angie had said at lunch at your house already and she said she called me a slut. And I was like like it's too much I cannot abide by slut shaming. Hold on. Can I say one thing one thing? I'm sorry

I just have to I just have to say this. I just have to say this in defense of Brittany. Okay The porn thing that just went too far poor Brittany poor Brittany. I'm here for you Brittany. I'm just here for you That really went far. Thank you so much. That really went far. Mary goes, she started it. But Brittany, you also say things, and then when things are mirrored back at you, you really don't like when things are mirrored back at you. So if you say it, you have to be willing

for it to be mirrored back to you. Do you understand what I'm saying? Yeah, I think that sometimes I say things that I don't know how they're coming out of my mouth, but when I listen back at my recordings that I've taken, But you can't say I don't drink wine. You can't say I love drinking wine and then be mad when someone brings you a bottle.

Yes, you can. I drink wine. You bring me a cheap bottle. I'm like, this is a cheap bottle of wine. Go back. Start over. All right. Well, Brittany, you eventually came clean

about sleeping with Jared. How did it feel to have the other women rally around your micropenis trauma? It felt so good, it felt so good. And Heather's like, it was like coming out of the closet. No, it wasn't. Give me your hand, Ronnie. Give me your hand. What's something that no other people in this room realize is that when you love an Osmond,

you love an Osmond. And that's something that we share. Okay? We share that. So, Mary is like, I don't, what do you, why did you even say that in the first place? I mean, nothing even had to do with that. We were talking about something else and then you have to come out of the closet about sleeping with some guy. Who cares? Oh, Brittany has, guys, Brittany has had to do with that. We were talking about something else. And then you have to come out of the closet about sleeping with some guy.

Who cares? Oh, Brittany has, guys, Brittany has really good logic about this. She says, guys, I did it because that was the one thing I, like I actually lied about that. And I lied to everyone. And I said, I just wanted to show that, to show good faith. I want to show good faith about my lie.

She's like, this is a lie. You thought I was lying about one thing, but I wasn't lying that. So I proved it by admitting that I was lying about another thing. Yeah. I gave you a different lie instead in good faith to show that I don't lie in other times. She's so dumb. I love it. It's so cute to me.

She's great. Because she believes it. You know, she's so delusional. I love it. And then he's like, right.'s great. Because she believes it. She's so delusional. I love it. And Andy's like, right. All right. Well, this season, part of Iarta, she didn't only bring Vita Tequila, someone brought a recording device.

So we see flashbacks to this amazing trip. And Andy's like, all right. So let's get back to the beginning of the trip. Lisa, you said that Bronwyn was ungrateful for the trip simply because you wanted to give her a room in the same villa, but like, don't you think that it was a leap considering that you're upset about sitting on the, he's basically asking

about that room controversy. And Lisa's like, John. And Bronwyn was like, how dare you, Lisa? I thought we were friends and you put me in a different villa? After everything I've done for you for 10 years, you put me in a villa down the hall? How could you, Lisa? How could you?

I will be coming for you for the rest of my goddamn life. Yeah, yeah, well, I think that there's parts of the conversation missing. Like, first of all, I had to fly coach. Second of all, I was like, Bronwyn just got bit by a dog and looked like her arm was gonna fall off. I'm sure she had gangrene it was very scary and I didn't want it getting on my Prada yeah but also you know something that's missing

it's when I got to that Bella I was like oh my god my room is amazing so I wanted Bronwyn to have the same room and then the other villa there was a room just like my room so I was trying to give it to you Bronwyn which I thought was a good answer I was gonna care cuz it's Lisa and Lisa's so crazy they're just like shut up Lisa so anyway let's talk about your dog bite yeah and he's like by the way what the hell happened with your dog bite cuz Bronwyn like her literally her like arm and leg were green and I was like hold yeah that was that was terrible oh my god but actually it's not good it actually was a good the Bronwyn does say that like she she re-housed the dog and put it on a farm somewhere.

This turned into one of the best parts of the reunion because she's like, well, you know, you're not, I did all the wrong things because you know that when a dog is in that state, you don't get in the middle of it. You don't try to pull it. You don't try to do things like that. There's things you have to do to stop the dog. And I just did it wrong. And someone goes, yeah, you have to, I heard you put your finger up their butt. And she's like, well, okay, or pull the tail or the finger in the butt. I mean, I don't know.

And Mary just goes, nope, the butt doesn't work. It's like going on a date with Jared. And they say we don't ever learn anything about Mary. I'll never forget that. I want to know what happened. I want to know what dog it was. Now who has trauma? So she, but Bronwyn didn't sue the person. She took care of the dog and it actually was a happy ending.

Yeah. She's like, actually I made sure that the dog was OK. I started a school for dogs, actually named for this dog. I bought all of the dogs in the school diamond necklaces. They were about $8 million each, I think. And now we have a program to make sure there's no dog in America that does not have a Palm Pilot. We had to do something with that leftover inventory.

Lisa, why would you storm out of the Bezos Vida dinner in Mexico? Why did Angie point out that she was learning more about Bromwell's marriage on the yacht than she knows about your entire life? Why did that hurt you? And she's like, oh my God, because me and Angie, we were like friends. We would talk on the phone for like three hours until she had to go see a le- Electra. Asshole. Anyway, I would tell her so many things. We would talk on the phone for like three hours until she had to go see Electra. Asshole.

Anyway, I would tell her so many things. I would be like, I'm on the way to Wendy's. I'm eating a Kit Kat. Like to pretend she doesn't know me. Hold on, Andy. Ah! Ah! But I wanted to hear what she had to say

about how she felt about me, not what you felt. She felt about me, what I felt, because she felt, and they felt, and they felt, oh, pa-ta-tiki. And Lisa's like, no, but I was going to set it up where she would feel comfortable telling you so you guys could have resolve, you know what I mean? And Brittany's like, thank you, Meredith, thank you so much for sticking up for me. Ooh. No, wow.

It was my pleasure. And Angie's like, cause Meredith's like in a good mood, she's like, oh sure, I'm happy to do that. Angie's like, actually I love this defense that Angie goes, Meredith is a lawyer, I am a hairdresser. She should be able to sit me down and destroy me. I am beauty school dropout.

She is Olivia Newton-John. He's like, she should be able to take me out. I am a hairdresser. I'm a beauty school girl. And there is nothing wrong with that. And Lisa's like, are you directing this at me? She's like no no I'm telling you that she has an education she should be able to sit down and have a conversation. All right well let's stick between me and you because like Meredith is absolved

from this right now. Yeah that's a big word lawyers use that word too. Yeah yeah yeah and this is between you and me. And I was hurt by the fact that you were like shutting me down. And I was like trying to help you. And I stated that. And for you to say that, that like really hurt my feelings. Oh! Yeah, cause you know what, you know what?

You shared like a very vulnerable moment. And like it was one moment, but she was on the phone with me every day for three years. Like, sorry, there's a big difference, I'm sorry. There's a big difference. All right, all right, all right. I'm not following this. I wasn't either.

I was like, I love, this is my favorite show and I don't know what the fuck you people are talking about. Andy, half this episode I was like, I don't know. I'm just gonna let them talk. But Andy's like slouching his chair, just checking Grindr, like, okay. All right. Okay, Browin, do you think Lisa likes to play the victim? LOL, that's a rhetorical question.

Lisa's literally in the back like, uh, Lisa, please get off the cross. That's a Bezos sign. So Browin's like, uh-huh, uh-huh. Well, I think that when something happens to Lisa, she takes it more seriously than when it happens to someone else. And like, I don't know that she victimizes herself, but we've seen a few times when my marriage was talked about and then very badly and it didn't seem to phase her. But then like when

her marriage was talked about, it didn't seem to happen. Girl, no one accused Todd of giving hand jobs in the fucking, I mean, come on, man. They're different things. It was my marriage, and she's like, totally different scenarios, okay? How is it different? How?

Go ahead, tell me, tell me. Because when Whitney talked about my marriage, we have a five-year history. You don't have a five-year history with that idiot next to your dress. You've never gone through this with Whitney before. Look, poke her in the shoulder. Look what she does.

Yeah. You exploited my vagina. I have to deal with that. She can't, Whitney can't even see. She's like, who's poking me? She has a safari hat on. She's like, I's pal-ke-nee? She has a safari hat on. She's like, I'm getting through the dress. Throw me a rope.

Yeah. But like, what did I tell you about their marriage when we were on the balcony at the day spa? I said that they have a great marriage and that Todd adores her. That he adores her. Yeah, but the problem was you were saying that after Bronwyn was like, Todd just cheated on me.

And Lisa's like, love him. Love him, he's such a good person. I stood up for that marriage. And then I'm getting mind fucked where I'm like, oh my God, am I at like a Taco Bell or Wendy's right now? Am I totally fucked on the brain right now? And like all of a sudden, nah, Todd's like a piece of shit. And I've been like standing up for Todd.

And now you're like fuck Todd fuck Todd fuck Todd do you see what this is like? I'm allowed to say what I want about my marriage that's my right I'm allowed to say it yeah I cheated no we didn't I'm not responsible for your switch ups I did not say that yes he cheated he did not cheat so we cheated so we cheated so then she's like not only am I allowed to say it but you shouldn't be on a hot mic telling Angie oh I don't know why she's like, not only am I allowed to say it, but you shouldn't be on a hot mic telling Angie, oh, I don't know why she was looking for sympathy about that.

Which I don't think she said. She didn't say it all. And she's like, I didn't say that. I didn't say that. She's like, you did say that. You said it on a hot mic, walking out on the boat. Let's see what she says. And then we see the clip of Lisa saying,

oh my God, Angie, Todd's gonna lose his mind. So she's just a bad voter. To be fair, Todd sees a bag of M&Ms and loses his mind. Why is that bag of M&Ms there? I don't like it. Why is that candy trying to talk to me? Look at that cloud, it looks funny, I don't like it. Stop waving at me, I'm trying to eat you. Hey, that pine tree over there, I don't like it, get rid of it.

So then Lisa's like, no, because you know what? I was just suggesting it all and that doesn't happen often with me. So you know what, you told me that your husband was launching a new hedge fund and like one of you stuck up for me in public anyway, it's just, oh, remember that time when I said very, very lightly,

that's not the Lisa I know? So there it is. And then we see her. They're like, Lisa's a bitch. He goes, that's not the Lisa I know. And also, also at the Bezos party, I had a pretty strident defense of you. It's like got to brawn one of the party being like,

I don't think so. Case closed. I mean, I really went hard in the paint for you. So now they're blah, blah, blah fighting over each other and stuff. And Andy's like, Bezos, Bezos, opa, Bezos, Bezos, opa, Bezos, Bezos. Opah, tzatziki. All right, Brittany. I keep saying tzatziki tonight. I don't know why I keep saying tzatziki.

It's in my brain. If you're Brittany, if you were so concerned Meredith was crying and throwing up... Oh yes. Why didn't you talk to her? She goes, I did talk to her. Meredith's like, yeah, she did talk to me. I told her she was full of shit, then she talked to everyone else about it. I said, you probably heard the sound of my toddler burping up on my shoulder And Brittany's like I'm sorry, but listen the sound of somebody throwing up is indistinguishable I don't know true. No, I don't think so because because we heard Meredith doing her Remember when Meredith was like walking through the scene the crime

She's like look and then remember I had a coughing fit right here where I started coughing like this. Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh. Now Meredith does cough like that. It's like a hairball comes up. She's like, oh, ah, ugh, ugh. It literally could have just been some old man who came through.

Like, what is it? By the way, what is the age that we,'s it what what age do you track suits it was a magic drink old men definitely make weird noises don't they like what when when are we gonna are them hello I know I've got seven more years before I'm sitting around somewhere and I start going, oh. So Brittany's like, I'm sorry, but it's an indistinguishable sound. Gay tongue, sorry. It's an indistinguishable sound.

And I don't want to out you, but I literally woke up from a dead sleep. And Bronwyn just goes, oh no, stop her. Just stop her. She's gonna set Meredith off, and Meredith is like, Britney, you are a liar. Let me talk. Okay, I let you talk, so let me sing.

Britney. No, you know, I was half asleep. I was dreaming of Jared. It was a very strange dream. Jared actually brought me to Jared, and I said, oh my God, he took me to Jared. It was a very strange dream. Jared actually brought me to Jared, and I said, oh my God, he took me to Jared. Do not care. I am not gonna let you spread lies about me.

I have heard the lies, and I have not. Wait a second, Meredith. Do you think I'm insinuating that you have an eating disorder? Because I'm not. I don't care what you're insinuating. You are lying. And I'm not going to allow it.

I have had enough of the lies. She's always, like, packing her purse. She's like, I am. I'm not insinuating you have an eating disorder. I'm insinuating you have an eating disorder, and your marriage is falling apart. Well, you're a liar. She's like, but that's my truth. I don't give a shit and your marriage is falling apart. Well, you're a liar. She's like, but that's my truth.

I don't give a shit what your truth is. So then Andy's like, well, did she even accuse you of having an eating disorder? I didn't hear that part. And Lisa's like, but it got back to her that that was sad, so that's what really counts. Andy's like, I mean, you got dumped for a million reasons. You can have the flu. And so then Brittany's like, well, I had an eating a million reasons, you can have the flu.

And Brittany, so then Brittany's like, well I had an eating disorder growing up, I would never do that, no one even cared. She's like, here's my in, here's my moment. But I had an eating disorder, everybody literally went, oh Jesus Christ. She's like ready to be like, it was like really hard, you know, she's gonna get out of her crying goal.

She's like, you know. This is the middle of the trial. We are not accepting new trauma evidence. This needs to get into the courtroom before the reunion. So Andy's like, okay, Brittany, speaking of double talk, you gave several different explanations as to why you were recording the women on the Sprinter. Well, not really. I mean, they were similar. Well, you said that you were sending a video to Olivia.

True. And Olivia Pope. True. And that you were filming the scenery. True. And that you were saving the video for later. True. And you were auditioning for America's Nescah talent.

True. And you're also submitting something for Secret Lives of Mormon Wives TikTok. Which one was it? All of the above. So she's just not going to admit shit, this girl. She's like, all of that was true. I was making a video for Olivia while I was making an audition for America's Next Top Model

while at the same time I was reciting poetry and recording at the back of a bus seat. So fucking what? She was fully doing Kaiser Soze at that moment. It was like Kaiser Soze looking at all the items on the bulletin board and be like, I took the photo, I was taking a video because I needed to go to the photo I was taking a video because I

needed to go to the Kobayashi factory and then afterwards I need I just like well why am I making these references from 30 years ago Brittany's like it was two seconds it was two seconds Eric right and Brittany knows that this is a lie she's watched the show she's seen the 24 second counter but I love Brittany's just commitment to a lie. She's watched the show. She's seen the 24 second counter, but I love Brittany's just commitment to a lie. You know what I mean? Learn something, Bronwyn. It's not the lying, it's the commitment, you know?

You guys, because it was only for like two seconds, I just was like trying to turn it around, and then I couldn't turn it around, and then I was like, I was trying to eat it. I thought it was a cracker, guys. All right, well, get over it, it's done. Mary does, she goes, oh well, get over it, it's done. And hopefully you are too.

So we go to commercial. I love Brittany's horrified face because the only thing that move is her upper lip and her nose. She's like. All right, we're back from commercial. Okay, so there's still recovering. Everyone's recovering from trauma. Mary, why did it bother you that Angie chased after Brittany

at the Lisa Barlow lunch? You claimed Angie knows how you felt about Brittany. So how do you feel? For the record, I really like you, Mary. I just, I don't know why you don't like me." And she goes, You're not honest, and you don't take accountability, and your emotional intelligence is not matured, and you're lopsided.

Well, damn. The bedside manner. So, Mary, so Andy asks Mary about like that whole moment and Mary says she felt like betrayed, she felt it was fake when Angie went running after her and Andy's like I was so happy you two shared that emotional moment it was really quite touching and you connected and that was really nice. This is boring. So Mary did. You talked to Jen Shaw from prison!" And everyone's like, dun, dun, dun! Well, yeah, so it was- Whitney's like, What?

Wait, Jen Shaw was in the Prism line? That's my jewelry! How dare you accusing me of getting my jewelry from Jen Shaw Prism? It was very brief. She called me and obviously, you know, I can't call her. I only have a Fisher-Price telephone for my children.

But how is that any worse than me talking to Monica? Because Jen Shaw just abused you to your face. Monica stalked your ass behind your back. I mean, there's God, and they're like, she abused us Whitney. She's like, whatever. Meredith is like, well well I didn't dig I didn't dig into it you know I didn't seek her out to dig dirt on my friends Jen called me from prison so Meredith just say Jen Shaw

called and you're like holy fucking shit I'm gonna get the tea about prison right now that's all you have to say. Listen, she's serving her time. She's trying to make things correct. She's doing a musical about housewives in the prison yard and she wanted to do some research. I'm sorry for helping out a performer. Ha ha ha ha. What is it?

But I would, I would never put myself on the list to cause, wait. I would never pit myself on the list to call some... Wait. Do we have to write lists when we wanna call people now? For fuck's sake, Whitney, just spit it out. Well, that's up to you, but that's surprising. So what is she supposed to do? Moving forward, she's served her time. Mary's like, no, no no I'm against forgiveness

Well, I mean she said she's sorry she's paying everybody. What is she supposed to do Mary's like never forgive I Love that the preacher is just like no fucker And it's like but she lied to all of your faces both this season's faces in last season's And Meredith is like well. I don't doubt that at all but she lied to all of your faces, both this season's faces and last season's. And Meredith is like, well, I don't doubt that at all. That's 100% true. And this is like, while we're going for a sleepover or something, this is like a 10 minute phone call

with Jen Shagg. That's not really an issue. So they never get to the bottom of it. And everybody's like, how dare you speak with Jen Shagg? You all are gonna film with her again in a year. Yes. So get the fuck of it and everybody's like, how dare you speak with Jen Shagan? You all are gonna film with her again in a year. Yes. So get the fuck over it. Now might be the time to start kissing,

oh, they're bringing her back. As far as? I'm sorry. She's out now, they have changed it again to where she's coming out in November of 2026. So she will be back. If you think this channel's really gonna be like, oh my God, the girl who just went to prison

and now is back and could possibly slam Heather for lying about a black guy is gonna not be back on this channel? Come on! She'll be back, for sure. So basically, Meredith, I mean, look, I would answer the call from Jen Shaw. I wanna find out all the details

of what's happening in prison. I wanna know what's her hair, yeah, want to know, like, what's her hair? Yeah, I want to know, like, what does her hair look like now? What do you use for makeup? Yeah. How many bitches do you have? You know? Yeah.

I want to know. I want to know. All right. So anyway, Andy moves on. He's like, Heather, you were so sweet when you asked everybody to read the meanest texts about each other from their phones to bridge the gap. What were you thinking? Mary Sunshine and she's like, you know, it's like immersion therapy where you're traumatized, but then you just have to hear the worst things

about yourself to move forward, Andy. You know, it's like immersion therapy that no one's heard of before. That's not licensed, that no one supports. I just came up with it. I thought it would be fun. Why give words power, Andy? Words have no power, except for in my book. Please buy my second book, which is out now, HarperCollins.

Words have no power unless they become the subject of four different categories on Jeopardy. So Andy's like, all right, well, Bronwyn, considering that you and Angie were close for most of the season, were her comments about how you sucked your way to the top illuminating? Yeah, uh-huh, uh-huh. I mean, yeah. I agreed to the game. Agreed? Yeah, it was rude, you know, the sucking thing, you know,

and I really wish everybody had that commitment to the decision we made that night to burn things. I really do. Like Lisa Barlow? Lisa Barlow couldn't burn it? Lisa Barlow wasn't burning an old fact. You guys were bringing new evidence that she was giving hand jobs or her husband was getting hand jobs while she was making out with random people. That is new. You can't burn new evidence.

It was gossip. You burn things from the past. Stupid Whitney. I was just trying to be your friend. Yeah. Stupid Whitney's like, I was just trying to be your friend. Yeah, Whitney Trojan horse some gossip into it. But I just like that Bron was like, I committed to the bit. I did it. Sandy's like, well, it was amazing when it worked.

I was like, did it work? When did it work? All I saw was six women who looked deeply traumatized afterwards. So Lisa's like, yeah, you know, she brought up a rumor about me giving hand jobs which I was making out with a frosty. It was really difficult. And Whitney's like, I was trying to burn it.

Holding Bronwyn's dress back. I was trying to burn it. I was trying to burn it with Lisa fucking Bala. I was trying to burn it with Lisa fucking Bala. Lisa's like, well, I don't have to burn it. I'm my own person. I don't have to do what everyone else does. She goes, but it was cathartic. And I actually validated what I knew

that she thought was adrift in our friendship. Cause if we could stare in our eyes and burn it, then it would be burned. But if we couldn't... Andy, I'm sorry, do you want me to take over for Whitney? This is a lot for her to say. She's been behind a bush the entire night. Lisa, I think what she's trying to say, if I can understand, is she's saying sorry.

Look, she's even writing sorry in chocolate syrup for you. Why can't you burn it? Why can't you burn it? Because you keep doing it. It's not the first. It's season one. It's season two. It's season three, four, five.

This is not your marriage that she's talking about. It's mine, oh! I'm not talking about my marriage. You just tried to pull something out of your phone tonight about me, Lisa, and that's, you know, the whole Emma thing, the jewelry thing. I wanna burn it with Lisa Barlow! Whitney literally took Bronwyn's dress and was like,

stay out of this! I'm trying to burn it with Lisa fucking Barlow. You know she's in Starbucks right now still saying it like, ma'am, would you like that grande or a venti? I'm trying to burn it with Lisa fucking Barlow. Fucking Whitney. Whitney used to make me so mad and now she's one of my favorite people.

Just think she's so funny. And that they sat her behind that dress the whole night, and she just sat there and took it like, I'm gonna say something. So she's like, how come everybody else could burn it, but you won't burn it with me? And Meredith is like, because you keep doing it. I'm gonna say something.

But I stopped the reckless. Okay, wait, stay, wait. Hey everyone, stay out of it, okay? She literally says this, because I want to burn this with Lisa fucking Marla. So she's like, I could have said a lot worse things of you. I could have said, you're fake, you're phony, you're selfish, you're unaware.

But I chose that one instead. Oh, I love when a housewife does that. I could have said you're a slut bitch, C word, but instead I said that you do threesomes with people and John Walsh jerks off. But I chose that, because that's the thing that hurt you the most. You had never said it didn't hurt her the most until you said it on the TV.

I mean look, I know that we all kind of think that's false. I'm guessing but also I can't stop thinking of John Barlow getting hand jobs from randos at parties. I can't stop. I know that's a personal problem, but. I feel like it's how he parallel parks his car too. It's like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.

Literal circles. Watch your tone. Lisa's like, you know what though? You know what though? I put up with a lot from Whitney from day one and all of these people here. I put up with a lot of these people. Yay! Good for you.

Good for you. And she's like, yeah, but there's something. And Heather's like, but don't you want to repair this with Whitney? We're here for love. Repair, Whitney, read that monologue I put in your phone. You're a slut, you're a skank, you're a whore. See, she's just trying to be your friend.

Okay, I'm just like, everyone just like, stop talking in my ear. I will do what I want to do. Are you making a reference to my disability right now? Stop saying burn it, burn it. Burn it. Burn it. Okay, everyone, everyone stop talking for five fucking seconds.

Meredith, why can't I try to burn something with you instead? I want to burn it with Meredith Marks. You know what? I've been through something with everybody here. Like growing up, I grew up with six siblings. Like hey, like if I was human traffic, no one would even know. I literally went to FedEx and I printed a picture of myself

and I paste it into a milk carton. They drank the milk. They drank the milk. So when you come for the only people that I have, do you know how hard it is going out with your husband and people start asking you for headshots? Poor Lisa. They're throwing Kuchita Toscana for me. Do you remember like two seasons ago Lisa's like, yeah this one time they tied me into a pole in middle school and left me there all day long. And no one noticed. This poor woman, she's like, I couldn't have been human trafficked, I can't even get a

parking ticket because they won't have anything to do with me with traffic violations. So Brahman's like, yeah but then you pulled something out of your phone to try and burn me today, Lisa. Remember that? For fuck's sake, baby. For if it's a led necklace. And the next one's like, okay, you're going to turn into that? You know what? Talk. Lisa drops her tears immediately. She's like, talk to Emma. Talk to Emma. Talk to Emma about that. Talk to Emma. Talk to Emma about that. Talk to Emma. Lisa, Lisa, I want to talk to you. Okay, fake. Okay, everyone look. Wait, no. Lisa, fake is when you say you forgive

someone and then you bring it up years later. Okay. But it wasn't years, it was that night that you made up a new rumor with me. She goes, okay, but you know what? Then I forgive you, but then you do it again. You know what? Saying you're sorry means you'll never do it again. No it doesn't. I say that every time I'm pulled into court for a traffic ticket and guess what? I still run that fucking stop sign every time.

And every time I do it, I say, that shouldn't be here. Wow, you're like Stacy on Potomac running those stop signs. Oh, yeah. So really, Stacy's going to call me out for a DUI. She ran through the same stop sign three times. So Lisa's like, OK, yes, we do. So Lisa's like, she's like, OK, yes, we know. So Lisa's like, she's like, okay, well, you said I didn't lie

and know you lied about Alibaba and I wasn't to prove anything. Stop, Lisa, stop. And he goes, I'm not doing this, okay? Are you okay? Are you guys okay? Because I don't wanna get fired from this show. Now's the time we make up.

So they drop their tears and Lisa's like, you know what, Whitney, I love you so much. And Whitney's like, oh. She's like, yeah, I love you so much, Whitney. Please let's never not be friends again. Let's start over. And she's like, okay. Are you gonna burn it?

All right, Whitney, you're pushing it, Whitney. Although they have a moment, was it right here where Whitney goes over to sit with Lisa and she's like, she's like, "'Lisa, Lisa, I wanna move forward with you. "'I don't want us to fight. "'I love you as a friend.' And Lisa's like, "'Thank you!'

And she goes, "'But when you say things about me,' and everyone's like, "'Oh, for fuck's sake.'" And Mandy's like, "'No, no, end it there, end it there.'" It's over, it's over. "'Sit down, Whitney, sit down.'" All right, so now we're back with the final thoughts on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

I'm going to close on a positive note. I'm going to read these texts that I've written about all of you. Shut up. Be quiet. I hate you. Why do I do this job? I should have gone to college.

OK, this was fun. All right, so because in Mexico you said things, the worst things you could say to each other, now is the time for you to say the best things about each other. And it cuts to Brittany backstage being like, I really feel like I should be out there. Doesn't someone have something nice to say about me?

Olivia's on the phone, she wants to say something. Poor Brittany. So Mary wants to say something. Poor Britney. So Mary has to say something about Heather and I have to hand it to Mary, she really has had a change because I really thought Mary was just going to go, she's thinner. Yeah. Mary's like, she does look like she was bred by two different people. So then Lisa has to say something positive about Whitney. And she's like, she works hard.

She's a great mom. Her daughter is a soda-holic, and it's kind of embarrassing. But she deals with that addiction pretty well. So, you know, great. So then Lisa, Andy is like, all right, Meredith, say something nice about Angie and Sean. All right, well, Angie, you look very pretty tonight for starters.

That's an easy one, got that one off the list. Okay, you're a great mother. Okay, that's another easy one. I think you like your family. You do great prop work, that scroll bit, that was great. Love that. Yeah, so that's about it. Yeah, that was pretty good. I do have some homosexual friends through my son. I hope that's okay to say. And each one of them has said that they would pass your husband around

like an hors d'oeuvre trade apart. You know what? I hear that you can be a very good friend. I personally haven't seen it, but you know, I also haven't seen, I don't see the wind, but I know it's there. So, Andy has something positive to say about Meredith. She's like, I think she is a lovely mother and grape leaves and...

tzatziki and... pita and hummus. The end. He's like, alright, well, I guess that's all we're gonna get from her. Alright, Bronwyn, say something nice about Heather. Um, okay, well, I just wanna say, Heather, I really wanted to be friends with you, and uh-huh, and you were, like, really smart,

and, you know, I really don't like our doing with you because I destroy you every time, so, you know, you know you know it's been fun and hopefully next season we can have an arc where we're friends we turn on Lisa okay so let's do that all right Heather you want to return the favor to Bronwyn and she's like well as a survivor of trauma I just want to say that I know the trauma Bronwyn's been through because I have been through it, and I've outlined it with receipts, proof, timeline, and a brand new book. All right, that's enough of you. All right, now who's next?

And Mary goes, Andy, you do me. I hate these bitches. All right, well, Mary Cosby, you showed us your heart this year, and even though you didn't get new boobs, we still liked you. You were funny, you were compassionate. All right, that's good, that's good to go. He actually gave a very nice moment,

and Meredith was very, I mean, well, Mary was like, I don't know, but Mary was, I mean, Mary had such a tremendous season. Can you even believe that Mary is so good now? So they do their final toast with Miller Highlife, because that's Mary's favorite. And again, they cut to Brittany in the back. And again, they cut to Brittany in the backstage holding.

They gave her a glass. She's like, guys, are you really sure I can't come out there? They're like, no. Here is a broomstick. You can toast the broomstick. OK. To the trauma, the trauma that bonds us, the trauma that makes us sisters,

the trauma that feels like toothpaste on a toothbrush. When you put it in your mouth and you switch it around a little bit just wondering, are my teeth wide enough yet? You're my sisters. I'm never going to forget you forever. Let's be sisters. Sisterhood. Sisterhood. Sisterhood.

Sisterhood. Congratulations on a great season. And that brings us to the end of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Thank you so much Salt Lake City. Thank you to Angie Kay for coming out tonight. It was wonderful seeing you. And we will be back and see you again. Goodnight everyone.

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