Watch What Crappens - #2739 Southern Hospitality S03E07: Weiner Takes All

Episode Date: February 25, 2025

As TJ launches Sir Weiners on Southern Hospitality, Joe Bradley leans into the fantasy that he’s actually married to Maddi. Meanwhile, Emmy and Will are stronger than ever! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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One thing we do not have a watchercrapins.com though, are hot dogs. Luckily, if you want a hot dog, you apparently can go to Republic Bar and Grill and Club and Hot Dog Cart, because that's what they have there. That's what this whole episode is about, opening up, selling hot dogs.

Get you some wieners, it's sir wieners, y'alls. Sir wieners. This Wieners, y'alls. Sir Wieners. This is season three, episode eight, Wieners and Losers. Ba-da-ba-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. We see overhead shots of Charlotte, and then we go to Michael's house, and he's unloading his dryer, and his shorts got stuck, so he's untwirling his shorts.

Yeah, he's like, oh my God, I cannot believe this happened. My shorts are totally stuck to my dryer. This is like literally freaking out right now. I'm traumatized. And then we go to TJ's and he's unloading Sir Wiener's merch from boxes and vacuuming it, vacuuming each piece as it comes out. And then we go to Elite Fitness where Brad is being very motivating. He's like, guys, do pushups.

It's funny using the word elite with anyone from this cast. And then we have the bumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumbadumb The music keeps going and it's like, and I can't believe this is happening to me. And it's like driving. I can't believe it. Someone's driving. She calls her mom, Jerry. And this is the theme for the first 20 minutes of this episode. Her mom says, she's like, oh, hey, honey. How's your day going?

I'm tired. And this is what every single cast member says for the next 20 minutes. I'm tired. And this is what every single cast member says for the next 20 minutes. I'm tired. Are you hydrating? Yeah, to the best of my ability, yeah. They're at Great Scene Lake. Yeah, so then we go to Emmy's apart.

Well, I mean, so far, you know, drawstrings and hydration. So then we go to Emmy's, and they're eating takeout very insanely because it's Emmy. So she's like, how was your day? How was your day? Oh my God. He's like, I'm exhausted. Cause like, I've been at work, I'm working,

like I'm a lawyer. So like, I don't know if you'd noticed, but I have a highlighter. So pretty, pretty big deal. It's a lot of responsibility. Yeah, you may notice I have a tie that I got from Van Usen. So I've been working lawyer stuff, you know. Oh, that's right.

I slept till 4 p.m. today. You slept till four? Yeah, I slept for 15 hours. Well, I actually spent 12 of those hours just crying, but that counts as sleep, right? Yeah, well, I'm not sure. I was just geeked out of my mind for the past four months. So yeah, 15 hours really isn't that much.

But so what's up with you? And he's like, did you not hear me talk about a highlighter? I mean, I could use 15 hours. I work. I'm a lawyer. And she's like, Oh, yeah, I'm still recovering from Vegas. I mean, baby, you had to deal with everyone's bullshit. You poor guy. That's like so hard. I was like, what are people falling into the bathroom now? I think I will get a break. he's a lawyer. He's also being bullied by the biggest bully in law school. It's like a lot for him right now.

Yeah, but at breakfast, we talked about like a lot of stuff and like work through like the big issues. And at this point, like, I kind of just want to like brush under the rug and like just go back to being friends. You know, because brushing things under the rug has worked out so well in our relationship. She's like, yeah, well, I appreciate TJ and Will because TJ's tried to have an independent relationship

with you and with me, but I can't have a relationship with him if he's coming for my man. You know what I mean? So if it's not gonna be worked out with you, it's not gonna be worked out with me. I mean, that's just it. I stand by my man. That's it.

You are not having sex with the people in the bathrooms. I'm so fucking sick of hearing it. Anyway, maybe if we just deflect onto another couple, then people won't bother us anymore. So let's talk about Maddie and Joe. Okay. Because like, I think that like Maddie is freaking the fuck out from that wedding. Yeah, she's freaking the fuck out. And then we go to Maddie's house and Joe and Maddie are in bed and Joe's like, Oh my God, I'm so tired.

Every scene. You're right. Every scene. I didn't even notice that at first, but you're right. Everybody's like, I'm so tired. And Maddie goes, my back hurts. Oh, your back hurts. Yeah. From putting up with me. Yeah. I'll give you a massage. Okay. So then, um, he's like, yeah. Um, like I can give you a massage now cause like we're married. I can't believe you're my father. Sorry. I can't believe we're back in Charleston. Sorry. It was me who said that. Thanks for saying my line for me, Joe. No problem. You're my wife. I'll always say your lines for you. Thanks.

So what do I gotta do this week, Joe? I'm like, what's on my iCal? And he's like, be my wife. Oh, what is this? We gotta ask. So then Matty's like, this wedding isn't real, but I think that Joe Bradley thinks that it's real. And then we cut back and she's like, get out of the bed so I can make it. And he goes, yeah, let's real. So. And then we cut back and she's like,

get out of the bed so I can make it. And he goes, yeah, let's go wife. The wedding was like for, it was for fun. And like, it was like all for like the L-O fucking L's. And I don't think it was serious, but let me see Maddie. And like we see Joe though, like looking at her. Through the mirror. Cause you know, they're brushing their teeth together and he's doing that thing her back. Staring at her through the mirror. Cause you know they're brushing their teeth together

and he's doing that thing where he's like staring at her through the mirror and she's like, I'm just trying to brush my teeth, Joe. Oh, you know what, by the way, Joe, you know what really fucking bothers me? When you shave your face and you get little hairs everywhere, you really fucked up, Joe. And he's like, yeah, like we work through it

because that's what like married people do. Yeah, yeah. Every time, every time there's like a little like whisker in the sink, think of it as like a love letter to my wife. Okay, whatever, vacation's over, but maybe not for Joe. So we need to go like, we need to go like matching robes cause we're like married now. She's like, oh, Jesus Christ, Joe, I swear to fucking God.

So then we got back to Emmy's and she's like, the crazy part is when me and Maddie got back from playing Blackjack, Joe was like so pissed at us. Uh-oh, dun, dun, dun. And again, the camera crew was in bed. Hi, you're on a TV show. You need to be awake in Vegas. Well, they can't film at the Blackjack table,

but you can't film when they're coming home from Blackjack. Yeah, exactly. So after Joe and Maddie's wedding, we partied till around like 3 a.m. And then like we see them taking shots and stuff. And then Maddie says, and then Joe, Joe is like, I'm a little too fucked up. I don't feel well.

So then Emmy tells the rest of the story. And she's like, so then we went to the casino and we stayed until like five in the morning. And then we got to the room and Joe was like very upset and he was like pissed. He was like, you just been like down here gambling and love me alone on our wedding night. And Joe's like, yeah, I was like ready to go home and have like a romantic night

and like our honeymoon suite. And like I get laid most other nights. Like, how do I not get laid on our actual wedding night? Like, what the fuck? It's not our actual wedding night, Joe. Oh my God. So he's like, yeah, but I ordered us all this room service, like steak, caviar, lobster.

And Emmy's like, oh my God, he even goes, I ordered you a gluten-free BLT. Has Will ever done that for you? Like, I get it. And I like, I like Emmy for you? Like I get it. And I like, I like Emmy for the most part, but girl, she, he's talking to Will. What has Will ever done for you? He's ordered her a boyfriend free BLT. So then Emmy is like, I mean,

Maddie was like, this isn't our real fucking wedding night. And Joe was like, well, would you actually leave me alone on our own real wedding night? And then Maddie goes, well, would you actually get that this fucked up on a real wedding night? And we're like, ha ha, ha ha ha. Yeah. Sometimes I worry that I sometimes I worry that Maddie loves the idea of Joe more than Joe. I mean, it's not like she's marrying a lawyer. It's going to have kids with him probably maybe next year. I mean, like, it's totally different. Like I'm in love with like the idea of you, you know, because it's like you like I'm a lawyer's wife. It's totally different.

Like Maddie is pathetic. I'm like, you know, my God, objection. I can say that as lawyer's wife, right? Right, Will? How is Emmy saying, I worry that Maddie loves the idea of Joe. Girl, you love the idea of what Will could be so much that you're letting him fuck other people in bathrooms

and not even arguing about it. Like there was a whole new rumor of him fucking people in bathrooms. And you don't even question him? He can't even go into a cooler safely now without rumors popping up. But I have to say that like, if you are going to fall in love with the idea of something,

I do think falling in love with the idea of a, like someone who has a successful career is better than falling in love with the idea of whatever Joey has a successful career is better than falling in love with the idea of whatever Joey Marbles is gonna do, because I don't know what Joey Marbles is gonna do. Sorry, but it can be described in three words, food meth. Food meth. Food meth, that's my dream.

So Will's like, yeah, maybe it's like getting too, it's like getting like too real, like too quick. Yeah. So then we go to the Republic back room and everyone's gathering for their night shifts and Michaels and Lake sit next to each other and Lake is like, how are you feeling after Vegas? And he goes, good, I'm just like a little tired. And I'd like to point out our note taker Chandler says six minutes into this episode, we have

three I'm tired and one I'm exhausted from this cast. So it's been noted by both of us. So late, I had so much fun in Vegas. I had a hot hookup with artists man. And I have a hot makeup with Brad. And now it's like time to close the box and put it in a closet and never like open it again, because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except syphilis.

I don't even know how that thing caught on what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Nothing I've ever done in Vegas has stayed in Vegas. I'm still shamed about it all the damn time. I feel like Vegas is actually deeply consequential to people. Weddings, gambling debts, STDs. Like broken neck is for mafia. And Elizabeth Hsu had to watch it

and we all know about it. Yeah, yeah. Did she even get to leave Las Vegas? I guess maybe she did. I don't think she did. Did she? I don't think she did. Elvis died on the toilet in Las Vegas.

We all know about that. No one gets to live. No one gets to leave Las Vegas. No one does. Not even Steve Wind More like Steve lose. Yeah, so then we go to the Republic everybody's working and so just like oh my god I'm still recovering from Vegas. It's like harder to recover when your husband and breath like yeah I had to work when we get back when we got back. Do you know how hard it is being like push?

Push it's like elite level bro. He's like, like, push, push. It's like elite level, bro. He's like, yeah, I respect the fuck out of you for that, bro. Soterios Johnson I say this as one married man to a single man. So Michael's is like, I like to say that Republic runs itself, but like, unfortunately, when I'm gone, Republic is like not running itself. Like when we were in Vegas, I did end up opening my email like a bunch of times and like the ship definitely tends to sink when I'm not there. Like there's no one outside on the sidewalk saying, come on, come on, come on in, come on in, come on in, come on in.

So it's like really, really hard. But like when I was away, I missed it. I felt like they're like my little children, even though they're all older than me. I mean, after all, I'm the bitch that runs the bitches that they think that runs the bitch cause the bitches on the run and the bitch is going to run. It's like, you need to relax. Sorry. I'm the bitch that runs the bitches that they think that runs the bitch because the bitches get on the run and the bitches gonna run. It's like you need to relax. Sorry, I'm like freaking out a little bit. Guys, I wonder what Lovah's doing.

Oh, God, I hope she doesn't get more than 30 seconds today. Here she comes. She's like, Michaels is definitely a unicorn. He's so wise beyond his years. No one on the team can do what Michaels does. And cut to Leah CEO, like cutting her kneecaps slowly in anger, just being like, how dare you? No one can do what Michaels does.

Cut to the Chlorosleachman waitress who's like, everyone, I'm going to pick up this napkin. Ah, I just broke my arm. God, it really is hard what he does. It's like, hey, I, hey, I'm in charge tonight. How many peas are in happy? Anybody remember? All right, okay, everyone, I'm in charge.

Okay, I want someone standing by that door. I want someone standing by that table and I want someone to light that plant on fire. Oh shit, that's the wrong thing to do. Oh, this job is so hard. Um, guys, uh, the happy birthday sign came out misspelled and the, uh, the dot was missing from on top of the eye. But when I went to wipe it off, it looked like there was Coke on there.

Chloris Leachman, do you have anything to say about that? No. Spelling is subjective. That was what I see. You guys, I just got a report from Republic. This is what happens when I'm not there. I just found out that instead of walking out to celebrate someone's birthday with the big lit up sign, they just were carrying a giant live group. That's just not acceptable. You can't do that.

So shots of work. Everybody's working, working, working, working. And then we go to TJ and Mia and she's like really hot. And he goes, but aren't you like Vegas sweaty or aren't you Charleston sweaty? She's like Charleston sweaty. I missed it. So she talks that her apartment was like really like dusty and full of spiders and cobwebs while she was training to fail at Miss USA or Miss World,

actually Miss World, because she was in Trinidad. Trinidad and Tobago. So Molly meets up with them and they're all wearing pink and everything. And TJ is like, I didn't get the pink memo. But you know, when people say that, they're like joking, but you can see with TJ, he's like, wow, it really is hard to be gay in the South.

You don't even get the pink memo when all the girls get together. Molly's like, oh, we actually dressed pink to match your skin, so don't worry about it. You're totally on trend. So she's like, guys, I've been working nonstop because I'm also a wedding planner, so let's roll some footage of me

like saying wedding planner things. I love this. It's been nonstop in the hectic world of wedding planner. She's like, guys, we cut to her being like, this is a good place, Matt. She's like, here's a charger. Too doily or not too doily? That is the question, am I right?

Well, the name of her company said something like Inspire Events or something like that, or like Enigma Events. She's like, yeah, I had to put a napkin on a table and see if someone liked it. It was really hard. Mia's like, oh, well had to put a napkin on a table and see if someone liked it. It was really hard. Me is like, Oh, well, TJ is about to blow the fuck up. Are you excited about that? Um, TJ, did you have gluten? Now she means like, professionally because of Sir Wieners. Okay.

I'm really excited to put to get back the money that I put in like, oh, and just a couple of days is the launch of Sir Wieners. I'll be debuting my merch, all the hot dogs, my specialty cocktails. It's like so much pressure. What if I don't make my money back? What if people don't buy merch? What if people don't buy tickets to the event?

Not one question of what if my hot dogs aren't good? Come on, let's get our head in the game, okay? Yeah, why are you making merch so soon? Start selling hot dogs before the merch comes out, come on. No, he's doing the merch because of something about her, because that was the Vanderpump rules thing. They never even opened their restaurant and they made a quarter of a million dollars just on merch.

Yeah, but the difference is that like Ariana and Katy are established Bravo liberties and in the center of like a pop culture breaking scandal that everyone wants to support them. TJ is just TJ. Now, I mean, I get like- No, Joe cheated on TJ. What?

But I'm married. The, I mean, I understand why he wants to have merch because he's on Bravo and he wants his friends to put on the hats so they're wearing the hats during the scenes. I get it. But realistically, like work on the hot dogs first. This strange new culinary concept of a hot dog, will they ever succeed? I get it. But realistically, like work on the hot dogs first. This,

this strange new culinary concept of a hot dog. Will they ever succeed? Will people like hot dogs? I don't know. It's an untested food. Yeah. Untested market. Will they like $20 hot dogs? That's the question. How much are these hot dogs? I want to know. We're going to have one one day. I don't even have hot dogs, but I'm going to have one one day. I love hot dogs. And by the way, flash forward just a little bit. Fucking Will saying he doesn't like hot dogs. You know, this guy is a piece of shit. Fuck, like the hot dogs are the best.

It's the best part of going to Costco is getting the hot dog afterwards. Let's be honest. I'm a pescatarian, but even I, some of my best memories are 10 cent hot dog night at the Diablos games in El Paso when I was a kid. That's the only reason I would go to sports just so I could get a 10 cent hot dog night at the Diablos games in El Paso when I was a kid. That's the only reason I would go to sports just so I could get a 10 cent hot dog.

For. I may have to have a hot dog for lunch and all this discussion. Like I'm getting so hungry discussing them right now. I'm like freaking out right now. So that's all they said. TJ sent us some Sir Wieners merch. Hello.

He did? No, I'm saying TJ do it. Oh, I thought you said he did send us. Yeah, TJ, hook us up with some Sir Wieners. I'll wear that shit on this crap is on demand. Yeah, come on. We'll support you. Yeah, fuck yeah.

We just dissed your hot dog business, but we want the merch. Send it over, babe. We don't like your business model, but we will happily model your business. I like his business model. I think it's smart. I mean, look, he knows that his money

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I didn't get Wiener's vibe from Bill. It was not very Wiener forward, not Wiener supportive. You're only now just getting an arrogance vibe from Will. It's been three seasons already. So then we see at the Boys Brunch, we see a hot dog tattoo on DJ's wrist because he got that. And Will goes, how long did that take? Like 10 minutes.

Oh, and you still haven't even sold a single hot dog? Stupid, stupid. Whatever fucking highlighter behind your ear, who's not a lawyer yet. I know. Shut up. Yeah, shut up, Matlock. So TJ is like, I just think that like,

he thinks that he's like better than me, you know? And he's like, after Vegas, I just feel like Will, like has been completely honest with how he feels about me. And it's like sad because he was like a person that I like would call my best friend. But you know, unfortunately, because he's my best friend, I have to hate him, because that's what I do on this show.

It's just weird. He wouldn't put a hot dog selling on the same level as lawyering. It's like really offensive. So then back to the restaurant, Mia's like, well, I was talking to Emmy and you know how she just doesn't want to hear it. Well, she said that Austin has it all twisted and that law school is, they're bullies and that they're just creating rumors about each other to watch each other fail.

And then we see the flashback where she's like, where she's like, you guys, law school is different. Someone has a vendetta against Will, like they compete against each other there. It's like totally different you guys. She goes, yeah, I know I've seen legally blonde, so. Yeah, well, Will told us the same thing. We see footage of Will telling the guys the same thing. He's got a bully.

Like I'm just imagining again, like a lawyer in a varsity jacket, like shoving Will into like a law school locker. And- Yeah, you think you're so hot with your highlighter behind your ear? I'm telling everyone that you got laid with a hot chick in the bathroom.

Ooh, burn! So then Molly tells us, the logic is missing. Like I don't think like a grown ass man is creating some rumor about some random mediocre white dude in this class. I promise he's studying towards or whatever that classes. Listen, I love a burrito, so I'm not even going to go up against torts,

but you know what I'm saying. And who makes up rumors that you're like extremely virile. They're like, let's take Will down. Let's make him look like he's getting laid all over the place. Guys hate that. Yeah, exactly. So Mia's like, uh, well, TJ is like, well, I think that well told her that like, of course, we'll told her that you think she formed that thought on her own says Mia. And then all of a sudden we are now going somewhere else in Charleston and now it's like evening

and or maybe it's daytime, it's the daytime. And it's another day. As one day before the Sir Wieners launch and Olivia, the marketing manager of her Republic is gonna help. And she's overseeing TJ as TJ is with his cart and like the cart, there's like a cart wrangler. Like it's like if you were just shooting a movie

and there was like a kangaroo, there's gotta be the person who comes along with the kangaroo to make sure the kangaroo's okay. So this is like the guy who comes along with the cart. It's a union. It's a job. They're like, guys, we cannot shoot the scene until the cart wrangler arrives, okay?

Seriously, you guys. And so the cart wrangler's like, oh, by the way, it's not the same cart that we thought because we thought it was going to be like one of those LA carts with a flat top where they're cooking onions and stuff, but it's not. It's like a steam cart. Yeah. So then yeah, they're like, oh my God, TJ, how are we going to get through this gate? He's like, I measured it.

Okay. Well, I thought we were going to have trouble getting past the plants. He's like, I came here early and I moved the plants. Who's a lawyer now? Yeah. And they tried to make it sexy cause the guy's like, are we going to be able to get it in? And he was like, I think it'll fit because I wanted to get it in. He's like, I measured. So they spend, it's a good amount of time pushing this cart through. I was actually, I was,

they spend, it's a good amount of time pushing this cart through. I was actually, I was, I was getting stressed because I was imagining being in that situation. Like I feel like I've never moved a hot dog cart and yet watching the scene, I felt like I had, I felt like I had been commissioned by a friend who said, Hey, can you help me move this cart into the restaurant? I'll take like five minutes, but then once I'm taking 35 minutes and it's hot and it's humid and you're sweating and the cart scrapes my knee and we can't get it through and it becomes a whole production. And suddenly my plans for the entire day are ruined because a hot dog cart cannot get into the fucking patio.

And I never should have signed up for this stupid task in the first place. Like I felt all of that watching this. Well, I have to say, look, I've always looked at you as a good person, but this is the most empathetic you've ever met. This is like, it takes hot dog carts to get you this empathetic.

You're like, you guys, I put myself in the shoes of the hot dog cart movers. No, I was mad. I was mad at TJ for doing that to me. I was like, why did you waste my time? I was mad at the hot dog design, the hot dog cart design, because can we make hot dog carts easier?

Like where are the rubber wheels? Trey Lockerbie I was actually mad at, I was kind of mad at Leva and Leah that they didn't allow TJ just to roll the thing through the club where there were wide open doors. Jared Liesveld You know, dirty anyway, I can smell the bar rot from here. Like let's stop acting like, oh. Trey Lockerbie Yeah. Let's stop acting like this is going to offend all those middle-aged men in Tommy Bahama shirts coming into Republic, okay. Yeah, exactly. We've seen. Yeah. So now we go to Azure restaurant where

Emmy and her sister, Peyton sit at the bar. And shockingly, Emmy tells us that Peyton is her baby sister, eight years younger than her. I would never believe. Well, then we find out that she is about to go to college. I was like, what? This girl's only 18? I was shocked. And she goes, she may look like Sydney Sweeney, but she is a baby girl in my heart forever. I was like, well, okay, I don't really see the Sydney Sweeney thing,

but that's okay. I didn't see that either, but I mean, her sister's cute and everything, but I don't know. This is like some sister delusion here. Yeah, this is one of those. She's Sydney Sweeney, am I right? I guess that makes me Sydney Sweeney too.

So Payton's like, how was Vegas? And she goes, um, so, okay, well, we all went to dinner and like, Will kind of stood up at the table and said, I want to apologize about Emmy and I love Emmy with all my heart and she's the best and I'm gonna be a lawyer and he's, and like, I just love her with all my heart and yada, yada, you know, all this stuff he always says every single time we go out with anyone, you know, you know, and then all of a sudden Austin ran his mouth saying like all this bullshit about Will. And you know, Peyton's like,

I don't know who any of these people are. Just can I get my free fries? Well, Peyton's just looking at her like you're buying this lunch, right? Cause I'm so uncomfortable. Like pretending that Will's not a total dirt bag. So then we see a flashback to the Vegas dinner where Austin's like,

apparently it's common knowledge at this law school that this man has slept with multiple people. And then Emmy's like, slow motion tears squirting out. So then back to the restaurant, she's like, oh, so I start to like have a panic attack like, why are we going out? Oh my God, Kim, could people just win sometimes? Like I have to defend something that's not true, you know, it was like shut down. Like long story short, like he's being bullied. You know what I mean? I'm like not been going through bullshit with each other.

Like if anything, it's made us love each other even more. Like if anything, I like I want Will's baby inside of me right now. Like he deserves it. He deserves it. How's your salad? I think that Will is going to propose next summer as soon as he can get himself unjammed from the locker that his bully shoved him into. Oh God, fingers crossed.

Oh question, question. Waiter, come here, come here, come here, come here, waiter. I just wanted to ask you something about the menu. Okay, yes. Sidwell and I get married in London. Is that what you guys are now? Yes or no? Because I was thinking like they call them lawyers barristers over there and I could be

Mr. and Mrs. Barrister, you know, and I was like, I'm thinking like we could be friends with like Kate and Will because they know like, oh my God, I'm going to be married to a lawyer and I'm going to be married to a lawyer. I'm going to be married to a lawyer. I'm going to be married to a lawyer. I'm going to be married to a lawyer. I'm going to be married to a lawyer. I'm going to be married to a lawyer.

I'm going to be married to a lawyer. I'm going to be married to a lawyer. I'm going to be married to a lawyer. I'm going to be married to a, barristers over there and I could be Mr. Mrs. Barrester, you know, and I was like, I'm thinking like we could be friends with like Kate and Will cause they know like, oh my God, be like, Will on Will, like would it be like two Will's would like run each other in the street and be like, your name's Will, my name's Will, and our America like, we'll totally hit it off.

It's going to happen, Payton. It's all going to happen. I just want to get married somewhere where everybody's as wide as Will. Payton's like, um, that would be fun. So like, it's good that you believe well, because personally I wouldn't. What?

What do you mean? What do you mean by that? What do you mean you wouldn't? What? Just the rumors are just like scary and I don't know. I just think it's so weird. And then he's like. Look, look, look.

You don't know what I mean. Look, like,'s like, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, I mean, look, something you don't understand, like you're like a young Sidney Sweeney. You don't really understand things like old Sidney Sweeney does now. And like when you're an adult, things are different. So like you just take a lot more shit because you're that much closer

to being a barrister's wife. So. Okay, the foundation of a relationship should be friendship. And like Will and I tell each other barrister's wife. So, okay, the foundation of a relationship should be friendship and like Will and I tell each other everything. We don't ever, ever, ever, ever, ever lie. And that is a fact, that is true. We are lawyers.

Well, I'm not a lawyer, but I like pretend to be a lawyer. Like I dress up like a lawyer, but I'm not a lawyer, but he's a lawyer. He's gonna be a lawyer, he's gonna be a barrister actually. He's actually gonna run England. I don't know if you heard this, he's actually the prime minister of England. They've already chosen him.

And so we're friends and the foundation of being a good prime minister is having a friendship first with the country and your wife. It all makes sense. You'll see when you're older. This is like, I mean, usually if you cheat on the person you're dating, it's because you don't even love the person anymore. So, right? She goes, uh-huh. I mean, like, from your opinion, like, do I seem happy? Like, the only people who cheat are like unhappy in their marriage. That's not true. People in happy marriages cheat all the fucking time. I fucked some of them. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And I think it often actually has nothing to do with happiness.

I think it's just like other hard wiring that I'm sure you just go to a therapist for and they'll tell you all about it. Or just watch Bravo. Or it's just boners. Men are pigs and we get boners. And once you get a boner, the boner starts telling you what to do, okay? The boner is the boss. And sometimes that just, I'm not saying it's right, but I'm just saying there's no, a guy doesn't need some deep, dark,

emotional reason to cheat on your ass, okay? He's got some free time and he's got a boner. If you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean those pipes. Yeah, sometimes you don't even need a boner. Even guys without boners can cheat on you, you know? Guys are very multifaceted. So Payton is like, well, you seem overwhelmed.

Everything you've been doing to tables. I am very overwhelmed. Oh my God. I made 14 chocolate replace for Will this week. Oh my God. I was like, oh, it's busy. It's busy over here. Oh my God, I made 14 trucker plates for Will this week. Oh my God, I was like, it's busy. It's busy over here. Oh my God, I'm overwhelmed with love. Love overwhelmed with love. You're cute.

You're so cute. You're so young and so cute and naive. You don't understand how love works, but this is the way love works. She says, I love you and then I trust it. Okay, that's it. And this is why we need cameras in everybody's car because you know that the second they got in there,

she's like, what the fuck was that, Peyton? I called you fucking Sidney Sweeney. You're my sister. You're supposed to be loyal to me. You're my sister. So now we go to Plef Mod pottery, which every young person loves. Every free, love and fun young person loves to do.

Go to the pottery store with the gang. So they go to the, to the make your own pottery place and Preston's there. Oh my God, Preston. Oh my God. I like missed you. I missed you so much. I was thinking of doing the tea. Hello. I was thinking of doing the tea steeper because I'm always spilling the tea. And he's like, oh my God, I don't even know what I'm gonna do. But like maybe we could put it in our future house together. Oh my God, the pineapple upside down pineapple at the bottom of the sea.

Oh my God. Wow. Yeah, Preston says we should do it upside down. Girl, that's a man who's already ready to cheat on you. Yeah. Because that's a sweet thing, right? I think they were referencing SpongeBob. Doesn't SpongeBob live in upside down pineapple

at the bottom of the sea? No, I mean, I don't know nothing about SpongeBob. I've always been too old for that shit. Even if I was a kid when that came out, I still would have been too old. I was just like that as a kid. I would have been smoking a cigarette at five, like, no, I'm not watching this.

That meant it's pockmarked and square. Get me someone hotter. I need a hotter thing to look up to. Thank you to AI for providing this very serious response to my question. Where does SpongeBob live? Where does SpongeBob live? SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple

at 124 Conch Street or Conch Street in Bikini Bottom in Undersea City in the Pacific Ocean. And then we have some bullet points. Spongebob is a yellow sponge who works as a fry cook at the Krusty Krab. His pineapple home is three stories tall and has a living room, a ward closet and other amenities. Spongebob lives with his pet snail Gary and his pet scallop Shelley. His neighbors include Patrick and Squidward and Bikini Bottom is based on Bikini Atoll, a small island in the Pacific Ocean where the US conducted nuclear weapons tests during this fun night in the Cold War.

Thank you, AI, for that comprehensive answer. To where- But this is what Preston's bringing you. Okay, he's not bringing up SpongeBob. This is upside down pineapple. It means you're a swinger cuppa and you're gonna fuck each other's friends. Okay, that's friends. Okay.

So that was so Michael's is like, things are definitely great with Preston. Like, I mean, we talked every day in Vegas and made sure I was sure I made sure he was shirtless when we FaceTime. Cause I miss his body. So then Lake shows up with her longtime best friend and current girlfriend, Shelby. And Lake is tired and And Lake is like, Shelby is like one of my best friends. And like, whenever we do see each other, we are still intimate. Like she's like a best friend with benefits.

And like part of the reason why I lost interest in Brad is because like, I'm not really feeling dudes right now. Like there's times where like the girls, I like girls more and there's times where I like guys more. And like right now I'm in for like the girls season, you know, so. I love this for her. She's not interested in Bradley cause she's dating this girl instead.

And she's like, yeah, we were like 16 and we just started like making out one day. I felt so comfortable around her. Like she was my sexual awakening. So yeah, we have a soul bond. So back at pottery, like it's like, Shelby's met my whole, no, like says Shelby's met my whole family. And Michael says, even your dad and Shelby goes, Oh yeah, Mr. Rucker, very direct businessman. Shelby's like rage painting her like pottery. Yes, I love Mr. Rucker. So Michael's like, how does it feel about,

how does he feel about you guys being together? Like, does he know, does he know about this right now? And Lake is like, yeah, we were always together. It's like pretty obvious, but like my dad and I, we try to like avoid those conversations. So like we have a really close relationship. And she basically talks about how she doesn't wanna like,

she's like afraid of like losing a relationship with her dad, cause like her family family is successful and you know, they care a lot about what the public has to say and especially because it's the South. And she talks a lot about like, you know, how like, you know, being a part of a Southern black Christian family, there's like a way of speaking and presenting yourself and she has like a lot of pressure on her basically. And like, her family might view her as being, as like having a disease if she's like gay or fluid.

And like, you know, this is, this is what she's struggling with, which is interesting that this is, this is really an ongoing theme on this show. Like we've had, this is our fourth, I think LGBTQ member, cause we also had Mikhail the first season. And like every season there's been this struggle

that these people have been going through. The struggle with being gay in the South, you know? And she's talking, I did find it amusing that she's like, yeah, my family's super Christian and super successful, and so I don't wanna embarrass them, which is why I fucked a guy last week on camera. It's like you just took a guy back to her hotel room last week.

That's why I decided to have a giant house party on Bravo TV in our home. But it was a good conversation and you know, she's with, you know, three other queer people. So they're telling, you know, Preston's like, if they don't know who you are, you're going to disappoint them, you know, because they're proud of who they don't even know. You know, they need to know who you really are. And Michaels is talking about his mom and he was always trying to get a girlfriend to please other people. And he's like, you're going to get to a point where you're like, okay, I'm painting an upside down pineapple because some hot guy wants me to. And that's just it. Yeah, it's a nice moment. It's, it's a really nice scene.

And my uncle's is like, I never want Lake to be in a place where she feels she can't be herself. So I'm going to try to guide her based on my own experience. Also by the fact that I'm like so good as like a manager at Republic. So I know it's not easy kind of like building that sign, but I'm going to get her through it. Yeah. Let's see, what else happens here? It's just a nice scene.

It's like a very nice, lovely, sweet scene. And- Yeah, it was a nice scene. Sorry, I was texting my dad because he's coming over to the internet. So I was like, sorry, the place is a mess. You're like, speaking of parents. No freebies, bitches.

You're like, oh, dad, you're coming over, accept me. Okay. I was 15 years old. I was like, oh dad, you're coming over, accept me. Yeah, I was 15 years old. I was like, hello. So then Republic Garden Lounge and Patio, it's time for Sir Weeners. So guess who's here? Our favorite, the SEO.

Sir Weeners, did I knight that motherfucker? I don't think so. You are not sir until I tell you you're sir. Welcome to Sir Wieners. I am Leah motherfucking CEO. You see like flames going up to the side of Republic and like a, and Leah shows up on a Harley takes off her mask.

Hey motherfuckers, Leah, CEO's here, sir. Weeners, how about fuck you, Weeners? I'll tell you what Weeners get to come in here. The only Weener I care about is the one that's going into my vag after my shift. Now clean that table. You know what, are you putting merch here? Because if I was you, I would move that furniture

and put merch there, but I don't want to step on any wieners here. I'm only a CE motherfucking. Oh, you do it. How you want to do it. Would you like to lose money today? Good. You're on the right track. Congratulations. I'm not going to pay for this shit. I don't want to ruffle any feathers, literal feathers. You gay bird. You have feathers. literal feathers you gay bird you have feathers sorry I lost track that one got away from me you know even CEOs have trouble sometimes it's hard to come with

a good diss I'll probably get written up by HR but guess what HR reports to me motherfuckers yeah you always back back back on top of it. Oh my god. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial. Imagine this. You help your little brother land a great job abroad. But when he arrives,

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on actual hot dog buns instead of little napkins that can be wiped across a table to make it cleaner. Good for you. In the mood to lose money, you're on the right track, you fucking snoozer. I'm like very anxious about today, especially because Leah's EO keeps on trying to snort the hot dogs like they're cocaine.

I don't know what she's doing. It's relish. But I feel organized and that makes me turned on, organization. And the card is on display and we have merchandise on both sides and all the hot dogs are gonna come out of the kitchen today and be passed around like hors d'oeuvres because it's the debut and start of a brand

and I want it to be a success. I'm like, you're not gonna pull the hot dogs out of the hot dog cart? The hot dog cart is purely for photographic reasons. I think it is because how can you do, I mean, he has a huge menu. He made hot dogs. I took a screenshot of it.

I shouldn't look through my screenshots right now. I've taken screenshots of so many shameful things. Okay, Sir Wiener's menu, the PB Wiener time, the U-up dog, the Meeny Weeny, the dumpster dog, fully loaded all beef hot dog toast with chili melted cheese. Basically there's a ton of stuff on here and there's a lot of toppings.

Where are you gonna put those on that hot dog cart? That's what I don't understand. You need a bigger cart and you need a flat top. I'm actually on his web. I have to say, by the way, the website's great. I'm on the website right now. Uh, it has this adorable little like 2007 animated GIF of Sir Wieners going in rotation, but honestly they killed it. Like the photography is good. It's clean. Okay, so he has the dumpster dog, which is fully loaded. A lot of hot dogs. These are a lot of hot dogs.

Yeah, $71 hoodie. Yeah, you better send us one. $71. Okay, I have to say the worst wiener, this is not an appealing photo. Some of the food photography needs to be worked on. The worst wiener looks literally like a dookie. But you know what though? The dumpster dog looks good. The PB wiener time looks good. Wait, a hot dog layered with smooth peanut butter, crunchy pretzels, diced bacon, and a touch of garlic crunch.

What the fuck is that? I have to tell you, the Meeny Weeny looks really good. The Worst Weiner, I just would like a regular hot dog though. Do you just have like regular? Oh, the Worst Weiner does look like a dead person. Worst Weiner is, Worst Weiner needs some help. It's like a little pale, and it looks like the onions are falling off of it.

Like we need to redo that photo. But you up dog is the traditional plain hot dogs or with ketchup and mustard. But it's Dijon mustard, so it's not traditional. I agree. I mean some yellow mustard. Yeah, I like that the hot dog looks like it's in a little blanket.

Like the hot dog looks like it's asleep in a bed. And also the pickles on the it's all about wieners look a little pale. I need a different picture for that one too. We're going to need to upgrade those pickles. I will say the hot dog buns look good. They look kind of good. The buns look great.

I would say 80% of these hot dogs look really good. I would eat, honestly, I would eat every single one of them. Find our wieners. We'll find our wieners. Lamar's sport club needed a. Okay. So then people start showing up and there's like a big martini full of tiny little hot dog things in there and will seize it. And he's like, Oh, my dog, my God, hot dogs and a martini glass.

Oh God, objection. Oh yeah. You don't like it. Would you prefer hot dogs in a tort of some kind? I hate hot dogs. I find them like disgusting. Hot dogs are like the lowest tier of sausages. You're the lowest tier of sausage. You are the lowest tier of sausage. The lowest. How dare you. The lowest one. Oh my goodness.

Like literally hot dogs are wonderful. They're the most accessible tier of sausage. Doesn't mean that they're the worst. So- No, he's the most accessible form of sausage. He is accessible and the worst. He's the worst worst. So, Emmy comes in and she is doing a Leanne Locke

and hot dog slash Bronwyn costume. And she's like, everyone, hey, ask me about my wiener. Ask me about my wiener. And Will's like, I think Emmy wins best dressed guys. Look, she dressed like a hot dog. Isn't that like hilarious? Like, yeah. So she's like, hey guys, I got a wiener.

I got a wiener costume from Amazon. I'm like the best friend here. And he's like, would you pass some wieners? from Amazon. I'm like the best friend here. Amazing. And he's like, would you pass some wieners? She's like, oh, okay. Just puts her right to work. And then, let's see, she just passing around a hot dog platter. Some people are like, everyone's excited

and Mia's working too. And she goes, I don't know who's a better friend than me because I'm working for free at a place I got fired from. And we see a flashback to her getting fired. And so then- That was pretty good when she thought she was being all badass with Leba. She was like, I mean, there are plenty of people

that you haven't fired here who have been drinking on the job. She goes, like who? Like me. You've been drinking on the job? Yeah, you're fired. And she's like, oh! I wonder if she'll ever come,

I wonder if the level will ever hire her back. Cause she's like, now Mia's in that purgatory that happens on these hospitality shows where you don't work at the restaurant anymore. So there's not really a reason for you to be around, but you still sort of like linger on the sidelines. Well, the rules did it for at least six of the 10 years. So I think they'll be okay.

Yeah, Kristen. Yeah. So now Taylor and Rodrigo show up from Southern Charm. So watch out everyone. Oh, that's so sad. Someone call the Charisma Police. They're so sad. I was like, wow, the stars are all out today.

Rodrigo. And Taylor. Have you noticed today. Rodrigo. And Taylor. Have you noticed, not Rodrigo, Rod, have you noticed that Taylor has a totally different personality on this show? It's weird. Yeah, I did, I was about to say that. She seems relaxed and energetic.

And fun. Yeah. I noticed that as well. She seems like she's like, like she doesn't seem shell shocked. She doesn't seem traumatized. She doesn't seem traumatized. She doesn't seem like she's in the middle of a lobotomy on this show.

Yes. Oh, and speaking of lobotomies, by the way, people definitely tune in to hear our dwell hello that we're gonna record this week. Cause there was definitely a Southern lobotomy girl that's happened, that's on this. Yeah, there really is. She's like, I want the bigger view.

I want a view. So I'm home. I need a view. I don't care if it costs more money. I have a dog named Lottie. Lottie, do you like this view? I want it all. So yeah, the stars are out tonight.

So Lovett's talking to Maddie. She's like, how was Vegas? And Maddie's like, it was so much fun. We got fake married. Don't worry though, it was only fake. Don't ask Joe about it. He thinks it's real. Super fun.

It's just like what? I have no rings. So it was a commitment ceremony. It was hilarious. And Lovett's like, yeah, sounds great. I'm going to go hang out with little. So then Brad is talking to Joe and he's like, hey, congratulations on the marriage.

When's the honeymoon, huh? He's like, oh yeah, I'm on like a one year plan. Like I want to propose like pretty soon. It's like, really? Like how long have you guys actually been dating for? Like four months, but it feels like we've been like dating for like a year. So it feels like we've been like dating for like a year. So it's like we're pretty much married.

And Brad's like, I don't know what quantum physics Joey Bottles has been doing, but four months does not translate into a year. So quantum physics guys, all right. Yeah, she's like a fucking DJ now. And like, if she like goes on the road and I'm like not with her, I just like, I like the feeling of being engaged, you know, like that's nice.

So then Brad's like, yeah, Joe's a little insecure there. You know, he doesn't want to be left behind. So then TJ is mingling around and love is like, Oh my God, this event is like such a success. I'm like so proud of TJ, you know? Like he's not only benefiting me, he's benefiting my spaces. So Sir Wiener is a partnership. I think the hot dogs are gonna play really well

with the time at Bahamas set. So now we go, now the music's like, work hard, play harder, work hard, play harder, work hard, play harder, Will's not cheating. I'm like, whoa, okay. So then inside, we go inside Republic and TJ is, he pulls this Emmy aside to talk and she's like, she's like, she's like, hi, hi. And he goes, I just want to thank you for yesterday.

I just feel like it's been like a rough summer for us. And I want to make sure that we're both on the same page. Yeah, of course we're on the same page. Just like how me and Will are on totally on the same page. We're going to get married and like we're in love and like he does and she like pages. I love pages. I love books. You know what I love?

No, like more than books, magazines. And I can't wait to see me in the magazine with Kate and Will when we moved to London and he's a barrister and we're like friends going on double dates. Oh, what's going on? What do you have to say? We're like totally fine, me and you.

We're like totally fine. I mean, I bought a wiener outfit. So like, have you seen it? I was wearing it. It was hilarious. He's like, can I ask you something? So last night I thought we were like really loving each other and we're at a better place.

But then when you left, Taylor was like, Emmy said, this is all your fault this summer. And you're just like a stupid vacuumer and you're never gonna find love. And she's like, oh no, no, Taylor. I was afraid she was going to say that. What I was saying was like, I really support hot dogs and I'm totally into you and you're doing an amazing job.

That's so weird. I wonder how she heard that. Yeah, I didn't blame you. I didn't blame you for whatsoever. Not at all. Nothing. Everything's fine. Everything is totally fine. Because I just like want to truly believe that like it wasn't like trying to conspire or like come after you. Like, I just want you you for whatsoever. Not at all, nothing, everything's fine. Everything is totally fine. Because I just want to truly believe

that it wasn't trying to conspire or come after you. I just want you to believe that. Just know, I know, I know, I know. Which by the way, you were TJ. TJ was like, I hope that it didn't come off like I'm trying to ruin your relationship with Will because he's a cheating bastard and I want you to break up. No, no, no, no, no, no, I don't.

And I don't want you to think, I don't want you to think anything like, you don't want less of me. You're like, no, no, no, I don't. And I don't want you to think, I don't want you to think anything like, you don't want to lessen me? Like, no, no, no, I don't, no, I don't think less of you. And I don't think that you have bad intentions or I think that you're a bad friend. You're just like an unsupportive friend. You're just someone who's not there. There's someone trying to like hurt me and Will hurt like our relationship hurt like

what we're trying to do here trying to like this project that we're on this this mission this this this journey and you're just kind of like a spoke in the wheel and we're just gonna crash and like we're gonna like break our limbs all because of you. But I love you and I love you and I support you and your hot dogs and there's been like a lot going on and all that. And like, I think Serenity was the perfect event to bring us back together in a, you know, like for no good reasons, just hot dogs. But like we're together now, we're friends, everything's fine. Everything's okay. Yeah. So she's like kissing his butt. She's like, I mean, Mr. Wieners, you're like the

king of dicks. Am I right? So it's like fitting. It's great. It's great. We're good. We're good. We're good. Hot dog. I'm hot dog. And so then she tells us, she's like, yeah, I don't trust TJ. I mean, I mean, he'll turn on you if it benefits him.

Like if he wakes up on the wrong side of the bed, you're on his fucking bad side. It's exhausting. And that's why I'm being unfriendly to him because I'm like terrified of him. Okay, let's roll a clip of him yelling at women. So then we get that clip. And she's like, yeah, so I'm going to be nice to him. So he doesn't ruin my life. So hope he doesn't hear this. Yeah. So now everyone's gonna start their shifts and everything. And Joe goes up to TJ and he's like, I just want you to know I'm like really inspired by our Sir Weiner's event. I think I'm going to have an event called Sir Married. That's just be pictures of Mattie's face

that we're gonna hand out. It'll be great. So TJ is like, my event was amazing. The bar did five grand on Wednesday and I sold a hundred tickets at the door. So I basically made all my money back. I was like, how much were those tickets? That's how I was gonna answer.

Designage. So TJ is like, by the way, I just like really appreciated the text you sent me. Oh yeah, the text where I sent a hot dog emoji and was like, good job. Yeah, it really would have hurt me if we weren't cool when you had that party. Cause like in my bones, I would have been like, fuck.

You know, anyway. I love you. I love you too. Are we married? No, I'm already married bro, anyway. It's like, I love you. I love you too. Are we married? No, I'm already married, bro, sorry. So then the next day at Maddie's house, she's talking to her mom, Mary Ellen, and Mary Ellen was like, she goes,

hey mom, how are you doing? She goes, I'm running around, good, good, running around, incredibly busy. So what is Joe there? Is Joe there at your house? And she's like, no mom, but we did get fake married. And she's like, did you sign any fake papers, Madison? She's like, no, mom, I'm not stupid.

Did you fuck him on TV again? Because I told you if you fucked another person on TV, I was going to be very upset. She's like, no, mom, seriously. He didn't put a ring around your finger. No, like literally, I love fucking Elle, mom. Like if anything, it was like a commitment ceremony. And like, I appreciate that reassurance from Joe, because that like he would want that from me from one day.

She goes, okay, so, um, how long have you been dating that idiot? Um, uh, mom, I mean that lovely man, like almost like five months. Yeah. Okay. This is moving fast. Mad. Okay. You have been out of that relationship with Trevor for like only like a second, you know?

And yeah, no, for sure. For sure. Mom. Yeah, for sure. But like I trust Joe and I love him and I could see a future with him and he's like my best friend. Like I mean that mom, but like I don't think we're ready to like

get fucking married, but like we don't even like live with each other. I just think like my number one priority is like my career right now. She's like, well, dad and I taught you how to be an independent woman, honey. And your identity is Baddie Reese, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm really musical, that's why I'm so musical. We're basically like the Sound of Music family, but you know, with old Michael Jackson records

and a play button. So then Joe comes home and she's on the couch and he's like, you look really pretty right now, you look like my wife. You are my wife. So what are you working on, DJ shit? Are you remixing wedding music? Don't cry out loud, is that a wedding song?

I meant, Shall We Dance, that one where the girl's dad is dead, but like she still dances at the wedding. That was like really sad. I'm crying, I'm crying. Why don't you do something that's like, should we do like a remix that's like going to the chapel, but it's like reference to Chapel Rowan, like we're going to a Chapel Rowan concert,

but it's like, so it's current, but it's also like referencing that we got married, you know, you know what I'm saying? Wait a minute, Chapel Rowan's yelling at me right now in my head, calling me disrespectful. Nevermind, take her out of it. I'm like hot to go. So Maddie is like, she's like, no,

I'm looking at houses to buy right now, Joe. She's like, wait, oh yeah, fuck yeah, Zillow. Fuck yeah, Zillow. Fuck yeah, Zillow. I thought it was gonna be like Redfin, but it's like, fuck yeah, Zillow. Yeah, fuck yeah. Yeah, fuck yeah. Like thought it was gonna be like Redfin, but it's like, fuck yeah, Zilla. Fuck yeah. Yeah, fuck yeah.

Are you looking for houses for yourself or for us? Oh God, this scene is so cringe to watch. She's like, well, I wanna invest in real estate and I'm sick of paying rent and I have to grow up and live on my own or I guess I'm with you, but I really like living with my girlfriend's Joe. And he goes, yeah, but I, I like living with your girlfriends too. But like it's been like five months of me going all the way over there and

spending every night there. And I don't have my things. It's like, it's, it's growing. It's really by me house. Like I love, I love like two minutes from Republic where Matt and where Maddie lives. That's like 45 minutes away. Like I don't own a car. And if I added up all the Ubers that I spent on going back and forth, I could have like a G wagon or like, like maybe not a G wagon, but like a Tahoe

or like maybe like not a Tahoe, but like maybe like a used Geo prism. Like it's like a lot. Then buy a car and start your bitching. I know, or at least hire Trevor to bike you over there on his little rickshaw. So, Joe's like, oh, so we're like moving in together? Because like I have money saved up too.

And she goes, um, no, that's like pressure. Okay. And we're like in this honeymoon phase. He goes, but I want to communicate like how you feel about it. Because like, I'm not pressuring you. I'm just saying like, my honest truth is like, we're married and we need to live together like yesterday. You know what I mean? And she's like, um, we don't need to make that decision right now,

Joe. And he's like, why am I paying rent when you could be buying a house? Like, this is ridiculous. Like I can't just like drive to that house 30 minutes. Like I'm just not, I'm not doing that for another year. Yeah, then don't. What the fuck you talking about? Even she says then don't like if you want to stay here, then stay here. I just feel like I go to your house to sleep with you because I want to be with you. But sometimes I feel like you could care less if I'm there. You're not gonna compromise with me on that.

I'm like, Joe, then make her miss you a little bit. It's that simple. Just ask her something. Oh my God, Joe, you've basically got a child putting a dry cleaning bag over their head and running around the house. You're suffocating them, okay? Stop suffocating her.

Act like she doesn't want you to be there because she doesn't want you to be there and you're there all the fucking time. Go home, Joe, go home. Yeah, can I ask you something, Joe? Years ago, you gave me a really hard time about moving in with my boyfriend. Like you did out of everyone.

And we see a flashback to Watch Happens Live where like Joe's giving Maddie like all sorts of shit for moving in with my boyfriend, like you did out of everyone. And we see a flashback to Watch Happens Live where like Joe's giving Maddie like all sorts of shit for moving in with Trevor. And by the way, I just want to say to those two Bravo fans who called in to ask that question that caused all this shit, congratulations. You not only caused a storyline to happen on the show, but you got to have like a really long amount

of bonus airtime on Bravo. That was really cool, good job. You're like, what are you talking about, Ben? Because the flashback were like these two people who asked Joe and Maddie something like, do you think that they moved in too quickly? And so they were up on screen. They were having this argument,

but these two girls were like up on screen, sort of smiling, watching God. Yeah, watch what happens live provides the most mess for these shows for sure. And she's like, but you're putting me in the same situation, Joe. And he's like, oh, you're the one looking at houses. I mean, look, does that guy make you a better person?

Okay, look, let me phrase it this way. Does your husband make you a better person? Like, are you better at work? Do I make you a better DJ? Like, who's the one who taught you the crossfade whoopee? Okay, that was better at work? Do I make you a better DJ? Like, who's the one who taught you the crossfade whoopee? Okay, that was me. Okay. Do I give you more confidence? Are you happy sleeping with me six out of seven times a week or seven out of seven times a week? Like, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you, are you? And she's like, yes,

Joe. And he's like, and the fact that you had to even think about it. She's like, I didn't have to think about it, but it's like the whole world ripped me apart from moving in with Trevor. Now you want me to do it again. Yeah. But that was like two years ago and he was like driving a bike taxi down fucking King Street and he had like, you had no future with that guy. I'm a food with me. I stand in the front of a club and I'm like, you want to come in?

You want to come in? Like that's a future. That guy never flashed a pamphlet at anybody. So that guy never went to a kitchen and said, okay, we need a happy birthday at table 47. Like that's someone with a future. And she's got a point, but she's trying to win a logical argument with Joe. She's basically saying, you judged me for moving in too quick, but now you want me to move in with you even quicker.

Like leave me alone. That shouldn't be the argument. The argument should be like, it's nice dating you, we're not really married, I'm not ready to move in with you, period. I'm buying a house and we're not buying a house, stop it, you're fucking suffocating me. And Matt is gonna either cheat on him or break up with him.

There's no way, because she's so not into this. And it's not because she doesn't wanna move in with him and all of this, you can tell she just does not wanna to be in this. And I think she's in the situation where she's like, now we're in it. And now if I break up with you, I'm going to get a bunch of shit because now you're like this sweetheart, you know, and you're looking like the perfect boyfriend when you're really being kind of a controlling asshole. And now the world's going to rip me apart again if I break up with you, you know? Yeah. And like, there's a part of me that wonders if she's just in like nice guy rebound phase.

Cause sometimes like people who date toxic men will date like the nice guy to feel like they are on the route, like breaking the cycle, but their heart's not really in it. And then they go back to the toxicity, which is very sad. But it does, I've seen it happen like a million times with people. So then Maddie's like, no, Joe, I'm just saying like,

after you don't know what it's like to make a decision and have people comment and then be like, you're an idiot, you're stupid. Okay, I dated him for a year before I moved in. And then like you're dating for four years. First of all, stop the car. Joe knows what it's like to be called an idiot on the internet.

Yeah. We've been doing it for three days. Yeah, it's. Sorry, go ahead, start the car. So then she's just like, I mean, what's that saying? If it ain't broke, don't do a remix of it. No, don't fix it. Are you sure it's not remix it?

No, fix it. By the way, have you heard all the controversy? I mean, that's basically the whole conversation, but the, have you heard the controversy of her song that she came out with? It's a total ripoff? No. You haven't? Oh, it's a total fucking ripoff. It's not even original at all. Well, she didn't rip off anybody, worth a damn. No offense.

But La La La La La was not original? No, it's La La's song. La La had another song. Oh, it really is La La. Yes. La La was a rip off of Lala. Yeah, it was a rip off of Lala, but it turns out allegedly it's like some, something you could just buy online

and like the DJs will buy online and kind of remix to be their own thing. And she didn't change anything about it. DJ Alibaba. Yeah. DJ Alibala. And there are sites like that for DJs where you can find, you know, beats and stuff like that to mix in, but apparently they just took this whole song

and just maybe put some la-las over it, but. It's like using Garage Band to string together some loops and then releasing a single, which is what I did for my Countess Luanne songs, but I also didn't do that as a series. Yeah, we do it for this, yeah, but it's not serious. We're not like real. But no, because we actually put the stuff together But I also didn't do that as a serious. Yeah, we do it for this. Yeah, but it's not serious. We're not like real.

But no, no, because we actually put the stuff together. Like we chose different beats out of GarageBand and mixing and matching beats. She didn't do that. She like literally took something that was already done and yikes. And then she's been deleting all the comments and stuff. Guys, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

Is that what that saying is? Yeah. Well, things sometimes break the end. So wow, I did not know that. That's a fun little piece of controversy. That's like, I love, I love a controversy like that. Like a low, a low stakes, low wattage, you know, uh, like theft situation. That's great.

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