Watch What Crappens - #2739 Southern Hospitality S03E08: Weiner Takes All

Episode Date: February 25, 2025

As TJ launches Sir Weiners on Southern Hospitality, Joe Bradley leans into the fantasy that he’s actually married to Maddi. Meanwhile, Emmy and Will are stronger than ever! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome to Walter Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we'd love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today is the wonderful and adorable Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie. How are you? Hi, how are you? Great, thank you. We are going to recap Southern hospitality. Before we dive into that, we are going to be engaging in some Southern hospitality when we go to such cities as Charlotte, North Carolina. which is often referenced on this show and Southern Charm.

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And there's a great community over there as well, as well as our Discord, etc. So to that end, everything you can find, anything you would need would be at watcher Crapins.com. One thing we do not have at watchwrappins.com, though, are hot dogs. Luckily, if you want a hot dog, you apparently can go to Republic Bar and Grill and Club and Hot Dog Gart because that's what they have there. That's what this whole episode is about, opening up, selling hot dogs. Get you some wieners. It's Sir Wainers, y'all. Sir Wainers. This is season three, episode eight, Wieners and losers.

We see overhead shots of Charlotte. And then we go to Michael's house and he's unloading his dryer and his shorts got stuck. So he's untwirling his shorts. Yeah, he's like, oh my God, I cannot believe this happened. My shorts are totally stuck to my dryer. This is, I'm like literally freaking out right now. I'm traumatized. And then we go to T.J's and he's unloading Sir Wiener's merch.

from boxes and vacuuming it. Vacuuming each piece as it comes out. And then we go to Elite Fitness where Brad is being very motivating. He's like, guys, do push-ups. It's funny using the word elite with anyone from this cast. And then we have

the bum-d-bum-d-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum music keeps going and it's like, and I can't believe this is happening to me. And it's late driving. I can't believe it. Someone's driving. And she calls her mom Jerry. And this is the theme for the first 20 minutes this episode.

Her mom says, she's like, oh, hey, honey, how's your day going? I'm tired. And this is what every single cast member says for the next 20 minutes. I'm tired. Are you hydrating? Yeah, to the best of my ability. Is that a great? Great scene, like.

Yeah. So then we go to Emmys apart. Well, I mean, so far, you know, drawstrings and hydration. So then we go to Emmys. and they're eating takeout very insanely because it's Emmy. So she's like, how was your day? How was your day? Oh, my God.

He's like, I'm exhausted because like I've been at work. I'm working. Like, I'm a lawyer. So like, I don't know if you'd noticed, but I have a highlighter. So pretty big deal. It's a lot of responsibility. Yeah, you may notice. I have a tie that I got from Van Huzon.

So I've been working lawyer stuff, you know. Oh, that's right. I slept till 4 p.m. today. You slept till four. Yeah, it's up for 15 hours. Well, I actually spent 12 of those hours just crying, but that counts to sleep, right? Yeah, well, not sure. I was just geeked out of my mind for the past four months. So, yeah, 15 hours really isn't that much. But so what's up with you? And he's like, did you not hear me talk about a highlighter? I mean, I could use 15 hours. I work. I'm a lawyer. And she's like, oh, yeah, I'm still recovering from Vegas. You know, I mean, baby, you had to do

with everyone's bullshit. You poor guy. That's like a soul. hard. I was like, what are people following me to the bathroom now? I'm thinking, we'll get a break. He's a lawyer. He's also being bullied by the biggest bully in law school. It's like a lot for him right now. Yeah. But at breakfast, we talked about like a lot of stuff and like work through like the big issues. And at this point, like, I kind of just want to like brush under the rug and like just go back to being friends, you know, because brushing things under the rug has worked out so well so well in our relationship. She's like, yeah, well, like I appreciate like TJ and Will because like,

you know, TJ's like try to have an independent relationship, like, with you and with me, but like, I can't, like, have a relationship with him if he's, like, coming for my man. You know what I mean? So, like, if it's not going to be worked out with you, it's not going to be working out with me. I mean, that's just it. I stand by my man. That's it. You are not having sex with people in the bathrooms.

I'm so fucking sick of hearing it. Anyway, maybe if we just deflect onto another couple, then people won't bother us anymore. So let's talk about Maddie and Joe, okay? Because, like, I think that, like, Maddie is freaking the fuck out from me. not wedding. Yeah, she's freaking the fuck out. And then we go to Maddie's house and Joe and Maddie are in bed. And Joe's like, oh my God, I'm so tired. You're right. Every scene. I didn't even notice that at first, but you're right. Everybody's like, I'm so tired. And Maddie goes, my back hurts. Oh, you're a back hurts. Yeah. From putting up with me.

Yeah. I'll give you a massage. Okay. So then he's like, yeah. Um, like, I can give you a massage now because, like, we're married. I can't believe you're back in Charleston. Sorry. I can't believe we're back in Charleston. Sorry, it was me who said that. Thanks for saying my line for me, Joe. No problem.

You're my wife. I'll always say your lines for you. Thanks. So what do I got to do this week, Joe? I'm like, what's on my ICAL? And he's like, um, being my wife. So then Maddie's like, um, this wedding isn't real. but I think that Joe Bradley thinks that it's real.

And then we cut back and she's like, get out of the bed so I can make it. And he goes, yeah, let's go, wife. The wedding was like for, it was for fun. And it was like all for like the fellow fucking elves. And I don't think it was serious. But we see Maddie. And like we see Joe though, like looking at her through the mirror.

Because you know, they're rushing their teeth together. And he's doing that thing where he's like, at her through the mirror. And she's like, just trying to brush my teeth, Joe. Oh, you know what? By the way, Joe, you know what really fucking bothers me? When you shave your face and you get little hairs everywhere, you really fucked up, Joe. And he's like, yeah, like, we work through it because that's what like married people do.

Yeah. Yeah. Every time, every time there's like a little like whisker in the sink, think of it as like a love letter to my wife. Okay, whatever. Vacation's over, but maybe not for Joe. Ugh. So we need to go like, motherfucker. We need to go like matching roads.

Because we're like married now. She's like, oh, Jesus Christ, Joe, I swear to fucking God. So then we go back to Emmys and she's like, the crazy part is when me and Maddie got back from playing Blackjack, Joe was like so pissed in us. Uh-oh. And again, the camera crew was in bed. Hi, you're on a TV show. You need to be awake in Vegas. Well, they can't film at the Blackjack table.

But you can't film when they're coming home from Blackjack. Yeah, exactly. So after Joe and Maddie's wedding, we partied until around. like 3 a.m. and then like we see them taking shots and stuff and then Maddie says and then Joe Joe is like I'm a little too fucked up I don't feel well so then emmy then emmy tells the rest of the story and she's like so then we went to the casino and we stayed at it's like five in the morning and then we got to the room and Joe was like very upset and he was like pissed he was like you've just been like down here again and love me alone in our wedding night and Joe's like yeah I was like ready

to go home and have like a romantic night and like our honeymoon sweat and like I get laid most other night, it's like, how do I not get laid on our actual wedding night? Like, what a fuck? It's not our actual wedding night, Joe. Oh, my God. So he's like, yeah, but I ordered this all the drinks or this like steak, caviar, lobster. And Emmie's like, oh, my God, he even goes, I ordered you a gluten-free BLT. Has Will ever done that for you?

Like, I get it. And I like, I like Emmy for the most part. But girl, he's talking to Will. What is Will ever done for you? He's ordered her a boyfriend for a BLT. So then Emmy is like, I mean, Maddie was like, this isn't our real fucking wedding night. And Joe was like, well, would you actually leave me alone on our own real wedding night? And then Maddie goes, well, would you actually get that this fucked up on our real wedding night?

And Will's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, sometimes I'm worried that I sometimes I'm worried that Maddie loves the idea of Joe more than Joe. I mean, it's not like she's marrying a lawyer. It's going to have kids with him probably maybe next year. I mean, like, it's totally different. Like, I'm in love with, like, the idea of you, you know, because it's like you. Like, I'm a lawyer's wife. It's totally different.

Like, Maddie is pathetic. But, like, you know, my God, objection. I can say that as lawyer's wife, right? How is Emmy saying, I worry that Maddie loves the idea of Joe? Girl, you love the idea of what Will could be so much that you're letting him fuck other people in bathrooms and not even arguing about it. Like, there was a whole new rumor of him fucking people in bathroom. And you don't have a question of them? He can't even go into a cooler safely now without rumors popping up.

But I have to say that like if you are going to fall in love with the idea of something, I do you think falling in love with the idea of a like someone who has a successful career is better than falling in love with the idea of whatever Joey Marbles is going to do because I don't know what Joy Marbles is going to do. Sorry, but it can be described in three words. food mouth food mouth um so will's like yeah

maybe it's like going like it's like getting like too real like too quack yeah so then we go the republic back room and everyone's gathering for their night shifts and michael's and lake sit next to each other and lake it's like how are you feeling after Vegas he goes good I'm just like a little tired

and I'd like to point out our note taker Chandler says six minutes into this episode, we have three I'm tired and one, I'm exhausted from this cast. So it's been noted by both of us. So, like, I had so much fun in Vegas. I had a hot hookup with artist man and I had a hot makeout with Brad. And now it's like time to close the box and put it in a closet and never like open it again because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Except syphilis. I don't even know how that thing caught on what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Nothing I've ever done in Vegas has stayed in Vegas. I'm still shamed about it all the damn time. I feel like Vegas is actually deeply consequential to people. It really is. Gambling debts, STDs. Nicholas Cage died there.

And Elizabeth Hsu had to watch it. And we all know about it. Yeah. Yeah. She never let, did she even get to leave Las Vegas? I guess maybe she did. Did she? I don't think she did.

I don't think she did. I don't think she did. I don't know on their toilet in Las Vegas. We all know about that. No one gets to live. No one gets to leave Las Vegas. No one does. Y'all, not even Steve win.

More like Steve lose. Yeah. So then we go to the Republic. Everybody's working. And so Joe's like, oh my God, I'm still recovering from Vegas. It's like harder to recover when you're a husband. And Brad's like, yeah, I had to work when we got back. Do you know how hard it is being like, push, push.

It's like elite level, bro. He's like, yeah, I respect the fuck out of you for that, bro. I say this is one married man to a single man. So Michaels is like, I like to say that Republic runs itself, but like, unfortunately, when I'm gone, Republic is like not running itself. Like when we were in Vegas, I did end up opening my email like a bunch of times. And like the ship definitely tends to sink when I'm not there. Like there's no one outside on the sidewalk saying, come on, come on, come on in, come on in, come on in.

Come on and come on. So it's like really, really hard. But like when I was away, I missed it. I felt like they're like my little children, even though they're all older than me. I mean, after all, I'm the bitch that runs the bitch. They think that runs the bitch because the bitch is on the run and the bitch is going to run. It's like, you need to relax. Sorry, I'm like freaking me out a little bit.

Guys, I wonder what Love is doing. Oh, God, I hope she doesn't get more than 30 seconds today. Here she comes. She's like, Michaels is definitely a unicorn. Like, he's so wise beyond his ears. No one on the team can do what Michaels does. Cut to Leah CEO, like cutting her kneecaps slowly in anger. Just being like, how dare you?

No one can do what Michael does. Cut to the Chlorisleachman waitress. He was like, everyone, I'm going to pick up this napkin. Ah, I just broke my arm. God, it really is hard what he does. It's like, hey, I, hey, guy, I'm in charge tonight. How many peas are unhappy? Anybody remember?

All right, all right. Okay, everyone, I'm in charge. Okay, I want someone standing by that door. I want someone standing by that table. And I want someone to light that plant on fire. Oh, shit. That's the wrong. to do. Oh, this job is so hard.

Um, guys, uh, the happy birthday sign came out misspelled and the, the dot was missing from on top of the eye, but when I went to wipe it off, it looked like there was coke on there. Chloris Leachman, do you have anything to say about that? No. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Spelling is subjective. That's what I see.

You guys, I just got a report from Republic. This is what happens when I'm not there. I just found out that instead of walking out to celebrate, wait, someone's birthday with the big lit up sign, they just were carrying a giant live grouper. That's just not acceptable. You can't do that. So shots of work.

Everybody's working, working, working, working. And then we go to TJ and Mia. And she's like really hot. And he goes, but are you like big a sweaty? Or aren't you Charleston sweaty? She's like Charleston sweaty. I missed it. So she talks that her apartment was like really,

like dusty and full of spiders and cobwebs while she was training to fail at Miss USA or Miss World, actually Miss World because she was in Trinidad, Trinidad and Tobago. So Molly meets up with them and they're all wearing pink and everything. And T.J. is like, I didn't get the pink memo. But you know, when people say that, they're like joking, but you can see what T.J. He's like, wow, it really is hard to be gay in the South. You don't even get the pink memo when all the girls get together. Molly's like, oh, we actually dressed pink to match her skins.

don't worry about it. You're totally on trend. So she's like, guys, I've been working nonstop because I'm also a wedding planner. So let's roll some footage of me like saying wedding planner things. It's been nonstop in the hectic world of wedding planner. She's like, guys, we cut to her being like, this is a good place, Matt. She's like, here's a charger. To doily or not to doily?

That is the question. Am I right? What's the name of her company that said something like inspire events or something like that or like Enigma events? Just like, yeah, I had to put a napkin on a table and see if someone liked it. It was really hard. Mia's like, well, TJ's about to blow the fuck up. Are you excited about that?

TJ, did you have gluten? No, she means like, professionally because of Sir Wieners. Okay. I'm really excited to get back the buddy that I put in. Like, oh, oh. And just a couple of days is the launch of Sir Wieners. I'll be debuting my merch, all the hot dogs, my specialty cocktails. It's like so much pressure.

What if I don't make my money? money back? What if people don't buy merch? What if people don't buy tickets to the event? Not one question of what if my hot dogs aren't good. Come on. Let's get our head in the game, okay? Yeah. Why are you making merch so soon? Start selling hot dogs before the merch comes out. Come on. No. He's doing the merch because of something about her, because that was the Vanderpump Rules thing. They never even opened their restaurant and they made a quarter of a million dollars just on merch. Yeah, but the difference is that like Ariana and Katie are established Bravo liberties and in the center of like a pop culture breaking scandal that everyone want to support them tj

is just tj now i mean i get joe cheating on tj what but i'm married um the i mean i understand why he wants to have merch because he's on bravo and he wants his friends to put on the hats so they're wearing the hats during the scenes i get it but realistically like work on the hot dogs first this this strange new culinary concept of a hot dog will they ever succeed will people like hot I don't know. It's an untested food. Yeah, untested market. Will they like $20 hot dogs?

That's a question. How much are these hot dogs? I want to know. We're going to have one one day. I don't even have hot dogs, but I'm going to have one one day. I love hot dogs. And by the way,

flash forward just a little bit. Fucking Will saying he doesn't like hot dogs. You know, this is a piece of shit. Fuck that guy. It's a piece of shit. It's the best part of going to Costco is getting the hot dog afterwards. Let's be honest. I'm a pescatarium.

But even I, some of my best memories are, 10 cent hot dog night at the Diablo's games in El Paso when I was a kid. That's the only reason I would go to sports just so I could get a 10 cent hot dog. I may have to have a hot dog for lunch and all this discussion. Like I'm getting so hungry discussing them right now. I'm like freaking out right now. But that's all this said. TJ sent us some Sir Wieners March.

Hello. He did? No, I'm thinking TJ do it. Oh, I thought you said he did send us. Yeah, TJ, hook us up with some Sir Wieners. I'll wear that shit on this. Crap is on demand. Yeah, come on.

We'll support you. Yeah. Fuck yeah. We just dissed your hot dog business, but we want the merch. Send it over me. We don't like your business model, but we will happily model your business. I like his business model. I think it's smart.

I mean, look, he knows that his money is going to be coming from merch. That's what he's doing. So you go, boy. Send us on free. Commercials. Here comes one right now. So he's like, yeah, what if people don't like it? So then he's like, well, Sir Weiner's stuff is going well.

But at our boys brunch in Vegas, like, I got like an arrogance vibe from Will. So he was like totally not. He was, I didn't get like weiner's vibe from Bill. It was not like very a wiener forward, not weiner supportive. You're only now just getting an arrogance vibe from Will. It's been three seasons already. Yeah.

So then we see at the boy's brunch, we see a hot dog tattoo on DJ's wrist because he got that. And well goes, how long did that take? Like 10 minutes. Oh. And you still haven't even sold a single hot dog? Stupid. Stupid. Whatever fucking highlighter behind your ear who's not a lawyer yet.

I know. Yeah. Shut up. Shut up. Matlock. So T.J. I just think that like he thinks that he's like better than me, you know. And he's like after Vegas, I just feel like, well, like, has been completely honest with how he feels about me.

And it's like sad because he was like a person that I like would call my best friend. But, you know, unfortunately, because he's my best friend, I have to hate him because that's what I do on this. show. It's just weird. He wouldn't put a hot dog selling on the same level as lawyering. It's like really offensive. So then back to the restaurant, he's like, well, I was talking to Emmy, and you know how she just doesn't want to hear it? Well, she said that Austin has it all twisted and that law school is, they're bullies, and that they're just creating rumors about each other to watch each other fail. And then we see the flashback where she's like, where Emmy's like, you guys, law school is different. Someone has a vendetta against Will. Like,

they compete against each other there. It's like, totally. different, you guys. She goes, yeah, I know, I've seen legally blonde, so. Yeah, well, well, well, we'll tell us the same thing. We see footage of Will telling the guys the same thing. He's got a bully. Like, I'm just imagining, again,

like a lawyer in a varsity jacket, like, shoving Will into, like, a law school, like, locker. Yeah, you think you're so hot with your highlighter behind your ear. I'm telling everyone that you got laid with a hot chick in the bathroom. Ooh, burn! So then Molly tells us,

Um, the logic is missing. Like, I don't think like a grown-ass man is creating some rumor about some random, mediocre white dude in this class. I promise he's studying torts or whatever that class is. Listen, I love a burrito, so I'm not even going to go up against torts, but you know what I'm saying. And who makes up rumors that you're like extremely virile? They're like, let's take Will down. Let's make him look like he's getting laid all over the place. Guys hate that.

Yeah, exactly. So Mia's like, well, T.J. is like, well, I think that Will told her that. Like, of course Will told her that. You think she formed that thought on her own, says Mia. And then all of a sudden, we are now going somewhere else in Charleston. And now it's like evening and, uh, or maybe it's daytime. It's the daytime. And it's another day.

And it's one day before the Sir Wiener's launch. And Olivia, the marketing manager of her republic is going to help. And she's overseeing T.J. as TJ is with his cart and like the cart, there's like a cart wrangler. Like, it's like if you were shooting a movie and there's like a kangaroo, there's got to be the person who comes along with a kangaroo to make sure the kangaroo's okay. So this is like the guy who comes along with the cart. It's a union shot.

They're like, guys, we cannot shoot the scene until the cart wrangler arrives. Okay. Sick to seriously, you guys. And so the cart rangler is like, oh, by the way, it's not the same cart that we thought. Because we thought it was going to be like one of those L.A. carts with a flat top where they're cooking onions and stuff. But it's not. It's like a steamed hot dog cart.

Yeah. Yeah. So then, yeah, they're like, oh, my God, TJ, how are we going to get through this gate? He's like, I measured it. Okay, well, I thought we were going to have trouble getting past the plants. He's like, I came here early and I moved the plants. Who's a lawyer now? Yeah.

And they tried to make it sexy because the guy's like, are we going to be able to get it in? And he was like, I think it'll fit because I wanted to get it in. And he's like, I measured. So they spend, it's a good amount of time pushing this cart through. I was actually, I was, I was getting stressed because I was imagining being in that situation. Like I feel like I've never moved a hot dog cart. And yet watching the scene, I felt like I had. I felt like I had been commissioned by a friend who said, hey, can you help me move this cart into the restaurant?

I'll take like five minutes. But then wanted to take 35 minutes. And it's hot and it's humid and you're sweating. And the cart scrapes my knee. And we can't get it through. And it becomes a whole production. and suddenly my plans for the entire day are ruined because the hot dog cart cannot get into the fucking patio. And I never should have signed up for the stupid task in the first place.

Like I felt all of that watching this. Well, I have to say, look, I've always looked at you as a good person. But this is the most empathetic you've ever mentioned. This is like, it takes hot dog carts to get you this empathetic. You're like, you guys, I put myself in the shoes of the hot dog cart movers. No, I was mad. I was mad at TJ for doing that to me. I was like, why did you waste my time?

I was mad at the hot dog design, the hot dog cart design, because can we make hot dog carts easier? Like, where are the rubber wheels? Like, why? I was actually mad at, I was kind of mad at Leva and Leah that they didn't allow TJ just to roll the thing through the club where there were wide open doors. I can smell the bar rot from here. I'm like, let's stop acting like, oh. Let's stop acting like this is going to fanned all those middle-aged men in Tommy Bahama shirts coming into Republic, okay? Yeah, exactly.

We've seen. Yeah. So now we go to Azur restaurant where Emmy and her sister Peyton sit at the bar. And shockingly, Emmy tells us that Peyton is her baby sister, eight years younger than her. I would never, well, well, then we find out that she is about to go to college. I was like, what? This girl's only 18. I was shocked.

And she goes, she may look like Sydney Swinney, but she has a baby girl in my heart forever. I was like, well, okay. I don't really see the Sydney Sweeney thing, but that's okay. Um, I didn't see that either. But I mean, her sister's cute and everything, but I don't know. This is like some sister-ed illusion here. Yeah, this is one of those. She's, Sydney and Sweeney, am I right?

Am I right? I guess that makes me Sydney-Sweeney too. So, Payton's like, how is Vegas? And she goes, um, so, okay, well, we all went to dinner and like, Will kind of stood up to the table and said, I want to apologize about Emmy. And I love Emmy with all my heart and she's the best and I'm going to be a lawyer. And he's, and like, I just love her with all my heart and yada, yada. You know, all this stuff he always says every single time we go out with anyone,

you know, you know, and all of a sudden, And Austin ran his mouth saying, like, all this bullshit about Will. And, you know, Peyton's like, I don't know who any of these people are. Just can I get my free fries? Well, Peyton's just looking at her like, you're buying this lunch, right? Because I'm so uncomfortable. Like, pretending that Will's not a total dirt bag. So then we see a flashback to the Vegas dinner where Austin's like,

apparently it's common knowledge at this law school that this man has slept with multiple people. And then, and he's like, slow motion tears squirting out. So then back to the restaurant. She's like, oh, so I start to, like, have a panic attack. Like, why are we going out? Oh, my God, can good people just win sometimes? Like, I have to defend something that's not true, you know?

It was like, shut down. Like, long story short, like, he's being bullied. You know what I mean? And I'm, like, not been going through bullshit with each other. Like, if anything, it's made us love each other even more. Like, if anything, I like, I want Will's baby inside of me right now. Like, he deserves it. He deserves it.

How's your salad? I think that Will is going to, proposed next summer as soon as he can get himself unjammed from the locker that has bully shoved him into oh god fingers crossed oh question question waiter come here come here come here come here wait a i just wanted to ask something else menu okay yes should will and i get married in london yes or no yes or no because i was thinking like they call them lawyers barristers over there and i could be mr and mrs barrister you know and i was like i'm the thing like we could be friends with like kate and will because they know like oh my god it'd be like will and will like would be like two wills we like run each other in the

and would be like, your name's Will, my name's Will, and America, like, we'll totally hit it off. It's going to happen, Peyton. It's all going to happen. I just want to get married somewhere where everybody says, why this will. Peyton's like, um, that would be fun. So like, it's good that you believe Will, because personally, I wouldn't. She goes, what? What? What do you mean? What do you mean by that? What do you mean you wouldn't? What? It's just the rumors are just like scary. And I don't know. I just think it's, it's so weird. And I mean, like, look, like, I mean, look, something you don't understand.

Like, you're like young Sydney Sweeney's. Like, you don't really understand things like old Sydney Sweeney does now. And like when you're an adult, things are different. So, like, you just take a lot more shit because you're that much closer to being a barrister's wife. So, okay, the foundation of a relationship should be friendship. And like Will and I tell each other there's everything. We don't ever, ever, ever, ever lie. And that is a fact.

That's true. we are lawyers. Well, I'm not a lawyer, but I like pretend to be a lawyer. Like, I dress up like a lawyer, but I'm not a lawyer. But he's a lawyer. He's going to be a barrister, actually. He's actually going to run England. I don't know if you heard this.

He's actually the prime minister of England. They've already chosen him. And so we're friends. And the foundation of being a good prime minister is having a friendship first with the country and your wife. It all makes sense. You'll see when you're older. She's like, mm-hmm.

I mean, usually if you cheat on the person you're dating, it's because you don't even love the person anymore. So, right? And she goes, uh-huh. I mean, like, from your opinion, like, do I seem happy? Like, the only people who cheat are, like, unhappy in their marriage. That's not true. People on happy marriage just cheat all the fucking time.

Yeah. I find some of them. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And I think it's often, I think, has nothing to do with happiness. I think it's just, like, other hardwiring that I'm sure you just go to a therapist for and they'll tell you all about it. Or just watch brothers. Or it's just boners.

Men are pigs, and we get boners. And once you get a boners, the boners starts telling you what to do. Okay. The boner is the boss. And sometimes that just, I'm not saying it's right, but I'm just saying there's no, a guy doesn't need some deep, dark, emotional reason to cheat on your ass. Okay. He's got some free time and he's got a boner. If you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean those pipes. Yeah. Sometimes you don't even need a boner. Even guys without boners can cheat on you, you know? Guys are very multifaceted. So Peyton is like, well, you seem overwhelmed. beverages you've been to tables

I am very overwhelmed oh my God I've made 14 trucker replays for Will this week oh my God I was like a little it's busy it's busy over here

oh my God I'm overwhelmed with love love overwhelmed with love you're cute you're so cute you're so young and so cute naive you don't understand how love works

but this is the way love works he says I love you and then I trust it okay that's it and this is why we need cameras in everybody's car because you know that the second they got in there

she's like what the fuck What was that, Peyton? I called you fucking Sidney Sweeney. You're my sister! You're supposed to be loyal to me. You're my sister. So now we go to Plyf Maud Potry, you know, which every young person loves. Every free, love and fun young person loves to do. Go to the pottery store with the gang. So they go to the, to make your own pottery place, and Preston's there. Oh my God, Preston. Oh my God. God, I, like, missed you.

I missed you so much. I was thinking of doing the tea. Hello. I was thinking of doing the tea steeper because I'm always spilling the tea. And he's like, oh, my God. I don't even know what I'm going to do quite yet, but like, maybe we could put it in our future house together. Oh, my God. The pineapple.

Upside down pineapple at the bottom of the sea. Oh, my God. Wow. Yeah, Preston says we should do it upside down. Girl, that's a man who's already ready to cheat on you. Because that's a sweeter thing, right? I think they were referencing. referencing SpongeBob, doesn't SpongeBob live in upside-down pineapple at the bottom of the sea?

No, I mean, I don't know nothing about SpongeBob. I've always been too old for that shit. Even if I was a kid when that came out, I still would have been too old. I was just like that as a kid. I would have been smoking a cigarette at five. Like, nope, I'm not watching this. That meant it's park marked and square. Get me somewhat harder.

I need a harder thing to look up to. Thank you to AI for providing this very serious. to my question, where does SpongeBob live? Where does SpongeBob live? Spongebob Square Pants lives in a pineapple at 1-24 Conch Street or a conch street and bikini bottom in Undersea City in the Pacific Ocean. And then we have some bullet points. Spongob is a yellow sponge who works as a fry cook at the grocery crab. His pineapple home is three-story tall and has the living room, a word closet, and other amenities. Spongob lives with his pets nail Gary and his pet scallop Shelly. His neighbors include Patrick and Squidward and Bikini Bottom is based on Bikki's Guinea atoll, a small island in the Pacific Ocean, where the US conducted nuclear weapons tests during this one in the Cold War. Thank you, AI, for that comprehensive answer. But this is, this is what Preston's bringing it up. He's not bringing up SpongeBob.

This is upside down pineapple. It means you're a swinger couple and you're going to fuck each other's friends. Okay. So that means. So Michaels is like, things are definitely great with Preston. Like, I mean, we talked every day in Vegas and made sure I was sure, I made sure he was shirtless when we FaceTime because I miss his body. So then Lake shows up with her longtime best friend and current girlfriend, Shelby, and Lake is tired.

And Lake is like, Shelby is like one of my best friends. And like whenever we do see each other, we are still intimate. Like she's like a best friend with Bennett. And like part of the reason why I lost interest in Brad is because like I'm not really feeling dudes right now. Like there's times where like the girls, I like girls more. and there's times where I like guys more. And like right now I'm in for like the girls season, you know? I love this for her.

She's not interested in Bradley because she's dating this girl instead. And she's like, yeah, we're like 16 and we just started like making a hot one day. I felt so comfortable around her. Like she was my sexual awakening. So yeah, we have a soul bond. So back at Pottery, like, is like, Shelby's met my whole, no, like says Shelby's met my whole family. And Michael says even your dad. And Shelby goes, oh, yeah, Mr. Rucker, very direct businessman.

Shelby's like rage painting her like pottery. Yes, I love Mr. Rucker. So Michael's like, how does it feel about, how does he feel about you guys being together? Like he, like, does he know? Does he know about this right now? And Lake is like, yeah, we're always together. It's like pretty obvious. But like my dad and I, we try to like avoid those conversations.

So like we have a really close relationship. And she basically talks about that she doesn't want to like, she's like afraid of like losing in a relationship with her dad because her family's successful. And, you know, they care a lot about what the public has to say and especially because it's the South. And she talks a lot about, like, you know, how, like, you know, being part of a southern black Christian family. There's, like, a way of speaking and presenting yourself.

And she has, like, a lot of pressure on her, basically. And, like, her family might view her as being, as, like, having a disease if she's, like, gay or fluid. And, like, you know, this is, this is what she's struggling with, which is interesting that This is really an ongoing theme on this show. Like, we've had, this is our fourth, I think, LGBTQ member, because we also had Mikhail the first season. And like every season, there's been like this struggle that these people have been going

through. The struggle with being gay in the South, you know. And she's talking, I did find it amazing that she's like, yeah, my family's like super Christian and super successful. And so, like, I don't want to embarrass them, which is why I fucked a guy last week on camera. It's like, you just put a guy back to her hotel room last. week. That's why I decided to have a giant house party on Bravo TV in our home. So, but it was a good conversation and you know, she's with, you know, three other queer people. So they're telling, you know, Preston's like, if they don't know who you are, you're, you're going to disappoint them, you know, because they're proud of who they don't even know. You know, they need to know who you really are. And Michael's is talking about his mom and he was always trying to get a girlfriend to please other people. And he's like,

Like, you're going to get to a point where you're like, okay, I'm painting an upside down pineapple because some hot guy wants me to. And that's just it. Yeah, it's a nice moment. It's a really nice scene. And Michaels is like, I never want Lake to be in a place where she feels she can't be herself. So I'm going to try to guide her based on my own experience. Also, by the fact that I'm like so good as like a manager at Republic. So I know it's not easy kind of like building that sign, but I'm going to get her through it. Yeah. Let's see. What else happens here? It's just a nice scene. It's like a very nice, lovely sweet scene.

Yeah, it was a nice scene. Sorry, I was texting my dad because he's coming over to the internet. So I was like, sorry. You're like, speaking of parents. You're like, oh, dad, you're coming over, except me. I was 15 years old. I was like, hello.

So then. Republic Garden Lounge and Patio. It's time for Sir Wieners. So guess who's here? Our favorite, Leah, CEO. Sir Wieners, did I knight that motherfucker? I don't think so. You are not, sir, until I tell you you, you're sir.

Welcome to Sir Wieners. I am Leah motherfucking CEO. You see like flames going up at the side of, like, Republic and like a and Leah shows up on a Harley, takes off her mask. Hey, motherfuckers, Leah CEOs here, sir, weaners. How about fuck you, Wieners? I'll tell you what Wieners gets to come in here. The only wiener I care about is the one that's going into my Vaj after my shift.

Now clean that table. You know what? Are you putting merch here? Because if I was you, I would move that furniture and put merch there. But I don't want to step on any Wieners here. I'm only a C.E. motherfucking O. You do it how you want to do it. Would you like to lose money today? Good. You're on the right track. Congratulations. I'm not getting paid for this shit. I don't want to ruffle any feathers.

Literal feathers. You gay bird. You have feathers. Sorry, I lost track. That one got away from me. Even CEOs have trouble sometimes. Sometimes it's hard to come with a good diss. I'll probably get written up by HR. But guess what? HR reports. To me, motherfuckers, yeah, Liseo, yo, is back. Back, back on top of it. Oh, my God. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crappence commercial.

So, she's like, wow, so you're going to put hot dogs on actual hot dog buns instead of little napkins that can be wiped across a table to make it cleaner. Good for you. In the mood to lose money, you're on the right track, you fucking snoozer. I'm like very anxious about today, especially because Leah's EO keeps on trying to snort the hot dogs like their cocaine. I don't know what she's doing. It's relish. But I feel organized, and that makes me turned on organization. And the card is on display, and we have merchandise on both sides, and all the hot dogs are going to come out of the kitchen today and be passed around like hors d'oeuvres because it's the debut and start of a brand.

And I want it to be a success. I'm like, you're not going to pull the hot dogs out of the hot dog cart. The hot dog cart is purely for photographic reasons. I think it is. because how can you do? I mean, he has a huge menu. He made hot dogs. I took a screenshot of it. I shouldn't look through my screenshots right now. I've taken screenshots of so many shameful things. Okay, Sir Wiener's menu, the PB Wiener Time, the U-Up Dog, the Meany-Wimmy, the dumpster dog, fully loaded all-beef hot dog toast with chili, melted cheese. Basically, there's a ton of stuff on here,

and there's a lot of toppings. Where are you going to put those on that hot dog cart? That's what I don't understand. You need a bigger cart, and you need a flat top. I'm actually on his web. I have to say, by the way, the website's great. I'm on the website right now. It has this adorable little 2007 animated gif of Sir Wieners going in rotation. But honestly, they killed it. Like the photography is good.

It's clean. Okay. So he has the dumpster dog, which is a lot of hot dogs. These are a lot of hot dogs. Man, $71 hoodie. Yeah, you better send us one. $71. Okay, I have to say the worst weiner, this is not an appealing photo.

Some of the food photography needs to be worked on. The worst wiener looks literally like a ducky. But you know what, though? The dumpster dog looks good. The P.B. Wiener time looks good. Wait, a hot dog layered with smooth peanut butter, crunchy pretzels, diced bacon, and a touch of garlic crunch. What the fuck is that?

I have to tell you the mini weenie looks really good. The worst wiener, I just would like, a regular hot dog though. Do you just have like regular? Oh, The worst weir does look like a dead person. The worst weaner is, worst weaner needs some help.

It's like a little pale and looks like the onions are falling off of it. Like we need to redo that photo. But UUPDog is the traditional plain hot dogs are with ketchup and mustard. But it's Dijon mustard. So it's not traditional. I agree. I mean some yellow mustard.

Yeah. I do like, I like that the hot dog looks like it's in a little blanket. Like the hot dog looks like it's asleep in a bed. And also the, the pickles on the it's all about weaners look a little pale. I need a different picture for that one too. We're going to need to upgrade those pickles.

I will say the hot dog buns look good. They look kind of cute. The buns look. They look. The buns look great. I would say 80% of these hot dogs look really good. I would eat, honestly, I would eat every single one of them. We'll find our weaners.

Lamar's hot dog. I mean today. Okay. So then people start. showing up and there's like a big martini full of tiny little hot dog things in there and Will sees it and he's like, oh, my dog, my God, hot dogs in a martini glass? Oh, God, objection. Oh, yeah, you don't like it. Would you prefer hot dogs in a tort of some kind? Got it. So then I hate hot dogs. I find them like disgusting. Hot dogs are like the lowest tier of sausages. You're the lowest tier of sausage. You are the lowest tier of sausage. You are the lowest tier. The lowest one.

How dare you? The lowest one. Oh my goodness. Like literally hot dogs are wonderful. They're the most accessible tier of sausage. Doesn't mean that they're the worst. No, he's the most accessible form of sausage. He is accessible and the worst.

He's the worst worst. So Emmy comes in and she is doing a Leon Locke and Hot Dog slash Bronwyn costume. And she's like, everyone, Hey, ask me about my weiner. Oh, ask me about my weiner. And Will's like, I think Emmy wins best dressed guys. Look, she dressed like a hot dog. Isn't that like hilarious?

Yeah. So she's like, hey, guys, I got a weiner. I got a weiner costume from Amazon. I'm like the best friend here. It's amazing. And he's like, would you pass some weeners? She's like, oh, okay. That's her right to work.

And then, you know, she just passing around hot dog platters and people are like everyone's excited and Mia's working too and she goes, I don't know who's a better friend than me because I'm working for free at a place I got fired from and we see a flashback to her getting fired and so that was pretty good when she thought she was being all badass with blah-bash. She's like, I mean there are plenty of people that you haven't fired here who have been drinking on the job. She goes like who like me? You've been drinking on the job? Yeah, you're fired and she's like, oh.

I wonder if she'll ever come. I wonder if the level will ever hire her back. Because she's like, now Mia's in that purgatory that happens on these hospitality shows where you don't work at the restaurant anymore. So there's not really a reason for you to be around, but you still sort of like linger on the sidelines. So rules did it for at least six of the 10 years. So I think they'll be okay. Yeah. So now Taylor and Rodrigo show up from Southern Charm.

So watch out, everyone. Someone called the charisma police. This was sad. I was like, wow, the stars are all out today. Rodrigo. Have you noticed, not Rodrigo, Rod, have you noticed that Taylor has a totally different personality on this show?

It's weird. I did. I was about to say that. Relaxed and energetic. Yeah. I noticed that as well. She seems like she's like, like, she doesn't seem shell-shocked. She doesn't seem traumatized.

She doesn't seem like she's in the middle of the lobotomy on this show. Yes. Oh, and speaking of lobotomies, by the way, people definitely tune into here our dwell hello that we're going to record this week because there's definitely a southern lobotomy girl that's on this. Yeah, there really is. She's like, I want the bigger. I want a view. So. We're from home.

I need a view. I don't care if it costs more money. I have a dog named Lottie. Lottie, do you like this view? I want it all. So, yeah, the stars are out tonight. So Love is talking to Maddie. She's like, how is Vegas?

And Maddie's like, it was so much fun. We got fake married. Don't worry, though. It was only fake. Don't ask Joe about it. He thinks it's real. Super fun. It's just like, what?

I have no rings. So it was a commitment ceremony. It was just, it was hilarious. And Love is like, yeah, sounds great. I'm going to go hang out with Little. So then Brad is talking to Joe and he's like, hey, congratulations of the marriage. When's the honeymoon? Huh?

He's like, oh, yeah. I'm on like a one-year plan. Like, I want to propose like pretty soon. It's like, really? Like, how long have you guys actually been dating for? Like four months, but it feels like we've been like dating for like a year. So I was like we're pretty much married. And Brad's like, I don't know what quantum physics Joey Bottles has been doing, but four months does not translate into a year.

So quantum physics guys, right? Yeah. She's like a fucking dude now. And like, if she like goes on the road and I'm like not with her, I just like, I like the feeling of being engaged, you know. Like, that's nice. So then, um, Brad's like, yeah, Joe's a little insecure there. You know, he doesn't want to be left behind. So then TJ is mingling around and Love is like, oh my God, this event is like such a success.

I'm like so proud of TJ, you know? Like he's not only benefiting me. He's benefiting my spaces. So Sir Wiener's partnership. I think the hot dogs are going to play really well with the time of Bahamas set. So now we go, now the music's like, Work, hard, play, harder. Work, hard.

Play harder. Will's not cheating. Whoa. Oh, okay. So then inside, we go inside of Republic. And TJ is, he pulls us Emmy aside. to talk. And she's like, she's like, she's like, hi, hi. And he goes, I just want to thank you for yesterday. I just feel like it's been like a rough summer for us. And I want to make sure

that we're both on the same page. Yeah, of course, we're in the same page. Just like how me and we're on, totally on the same page. We're going to get married and like we're in love and like, pages. I love pages. I love books. You know what I love? No, like more than books, magazines. And I can't wait to see me in the magazine with Kate and Will when we move to London and he's a barrister. And we're like, what, what's going on? What is what? What do you find me and you. We're like, Totally find me and you. We're like totally fine. I mean, I bought a wiener outfit. So like, have you seen it? I was wearing it. It was hilarious. He's like, can I ask you something? So last night, I thought we were like really loving each other and we're at a better place. But then when you left, Taylor was like, Emmy said, this is all your fault this summer and you're just like a stupid vacuumer and you're never going to find love. And she's like, oh, no, no, Taylor. I was afraid she was going to say that. What I was saying was like, I really. support hot dogs and I'm totally into you and you're doing an amazing job. It's so weird.

I wonder how she heard that. Yeah. I didn't blame you. I didn't blame you for whatsoever. Not at all. Nothing. Everything's fine. Everything is totally fine because I just like when I truly believe that like it wasn't like

trying to conspire or like come after you. Like I just want you to believe that. Which by the way. I know. I know. I know. T. He's like, um,

I hope that it didn't come off like I'm trying to like ruin your relationship with Will because he's a cheating bastard and I want you to break up. No, no, no, no, no, no. And I don't want you to think, and I don't want to think anything like, you don't want to less of me. Like, no, no, no, I don't, no, I don't think less of you. And I don't think that you have bad intentions or I think that you're a bad friend. You're just like an unsupportive friend. You're just someone who's not there.

There's someone trying to like hurt me and will hurt like our relationship, hurt like what we're trying to do here, trying to like this project that we're on, this mission, this, this journey. And you're just kind of like a spoke in the wheel and we're going to crash and like, we're going to like, break our limbs all because of you. But I love you and I love you. And I support you and your hot dogs. And there's been like a lot going on and all that. And like, I think Serrino was the perfect event to bring us back together in a, you know,

like for no good reasons, just hot dogs, but like we're together now. We're friends. Everything's fine. Everything's okay. Yeah, so she's like kissing his butts. She's like, I mean, it's our winners. You're like the king of dicks, am I right? So it's like fitting.

It's great. It's great. We're good. We're good. Hot dog. I'm hot dog. And so then she tells us, she's like, yeah, I don't trust TJ. I mean, I mean, he'll turn on you if it benefits him.

Like, if he wakes up on the wrong side of the bed, you're on his fucking bad side. It's exhausting, and that's why I'm being a friend to him because I'm, like, terrified of him. Okay, let's roll a clip of him yelling at women, so then we get that clip. And she's like, yeah, so I'm going to be nice to him so he doesn't ruin my life. So I hope he doesn't hear this. Yeah. So now everyone's going to start their shifts and everything, and Joe goes up to T.J. And he's like, I just don't want you know I'm, like, really inspired by our Sir Wiener's event.

I think I'm going to have an event called Sir Married. It's just be pictures of Maddie's face that we're going to hand out. It'll be great. So, TJ's like, my event was amazing. The bar did five grand on Wednesday, and I sold 100 tickets at the door. So I basically made all my money back. I was like, how much were those tickets? That hell is the same.

So, TJ's like, by the way, I just, like, really appreciated the text you sent me. Oh, yeah. The text where I sent a hot dog emoji and was like, good job. Yeah. It really would have hurt. me if we weren't cool when you had that party because like in my bones I would have been like fuck you know anyway I like I love you too I know we married no I'm already married bro sorry so then the next day at Maddie's house she's talking to her mom Mary Ellen and Mary Ellen's like she goes

hey mom how are you doing she goes I'm running around good good running around incredibly busy so what is Joe there is Joe there at your house and she's like no mom but we did get fake married and she's like, did you sign any fake papers, Madison? It's like, no, mom, I'm not stupid. Did you fuck him on TV again? Because I told you, if you fucked another person on TV, I was going to be very upset. He's like, no, mom, seriously. He didn't put a ring around your finger. No, like literally, L.L. fucking L. Mom. Like, if anything, it was like a commitment ceremony. And like, I appreciate that reassurance from Joe, because that, like, he would want that for me from one day. She's

okay, so, um, how long have you been dating that idiot? Um, uh, mom, I mean, that lovely man. like almost like five months. Yeah, okay, this is moving fast, mad. Okay, yeah, I've been out of that relationship with Trevor for like only like a second, you know? And yeah, no, for sure, for sure, mom. Yeah, for sure. But like, I trust Joe and like I love him and I could see a future with him.

And he's like my best friend. Like, I mean that mom. But like, I don't think we're ready to like get fucking married. But like we don't even like live with each other. I just think like my number one priority is like my career right now. She's like, well, we, dad and I taught you how to be. an independent woman, honey, and your identity is Maddie Reese, DJ,

L.O. fucking Ellen. Don't you forget it. She's like, okay, mom. So then... Don't you forget. We're a household that loves music. Remember, that was her thing from season one. I grew up in a household, like everyone in my family likes music. I'm really musical. That's why I'm so musical. We're basically like the sound of music family. But, you know, with old Michael Jackson records and a play button. So then Joe comes home, and

she's on the couch, and he's like, you look really. pretty right now you look like my wife you are my life so what are you working on a DJ shit are you like are you like remixing wedding music like don't cry out loud is that a wedding song I meant um shall we dance that one where the girl's dad is dead but like she still dances at the wedding that was like really sad I'm crying I should do something that's like we do like a remix that's like going to the chapel but it's like reference to chapel our own like we're going to a chapel around concert but it's like so it's current but it's also like referencing that we got married you know no I'm saying wait a minute chapter one's yelling at me right now on my head and calling me disrespectful.

Never mind. Take her out of it. Take her out of it. I'm like hot to go. So Maddie is like, she's like, no. I'm looking at houses to buy right now, Joe. She's like, wait. Oh yeah.

Fuck yeah. Zillow. Fuck yeah. I thought it was gonna be like redfin, but it's like, fuck yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like are you looking for houses for yourself or for like us?

Oh, God. This scene is so cringe to watch. She's like, well, like, I want to invest in real estate and I'm like sick of paying rent. And, you know, like, I have to like grow up and like live on my own or like, I guess love with you. But like, I really like living with my girlfriends, Joe. And he goes, yeah, but like I like living with your girlfriends too. But like it's been like five months of me going all the way over there and spending every night there. And on my things.

It's like, it's like, it's growing. It's really. Buy me a house. Yeah. Like I live, I live like two minutes from Republic where Matt and where Maddie lives, that's like 45 minutes away. I don't own a car. And if I added up all the Uber's that I spent on going back and forth, I could have like a G-wagon or like, like, maybe not a G-wagon, but like a Tahoe,

or like, maybe like not a Tahoe, but like a used GeoPersome. Like, it's like a lot. Then buy a car and stop your bitching. I know, or at least hire Trevor to bike you over there on his little Rickshaw. So, Joe's like, oh, so we're like moving in together because like, I have money saved up too. And she goes, no, that's like pressure. Okay. And we're like in this honeymoon phase. But I want to communicate like how you feel about it.

Because like, I'm not pressuring you. I'm just saying like my honest truth is like we're married and we need to live together like yesterday. You know what I mean? And she's like, um, we don't need to make that decision right now. And Joe, he's like, why am I paying rent when you could be buying a house? Like this is ridiculous. Like I can't just like drive to that house 30 minutes. Like I'm just not.

I'm not doing that for another year. Then don't. Yeah, then don't. What the fuck you talk about? And then even she says. Then don't. Like if you want to stay here, then stay here. I just feel like I go to your house to sleep with you because, like, I want to be with you. But sometimes I feel like you could care less if I'm there.

Like, you're not like going to compromise with me on that. I'm like, Joe, then make her miss you a little bit. It's that simple. Oh my God, Joe, it's basically got a child putting a dry cleaning bag over their head and running around the house. You're suffocating them. Okay. Stop suffocating her. That's like she doesn't want you to be there because she doesn't want you to be there.

And you're there all the fucking time. Go home, Joe. Go home. Yeah. Can I ask you something? Joe, years ago, you gave me a really hard time about moving in with my boyfriend. Like, you did out of everyone. And we see a flashback to Watch It Happens Live where, like, Joe's giving Maddie, like, all

sorts of shit for moving in with Trevor. And by the way, I just want to say to those two Bravo fans who called in to ask that question that caused all this shit, congratulations. You not only caused a storyline to happen on the show, but you got to have, like, like a really long amount of bonus airtime on Bravo. That was really cool. Good job. You're like, what are you talking about, Ben?

Because the flashback were like these two people who asked Joe and Maddie, something like, do you think that they moved in too quickly? And so they were up on screen. They were having this argument, but these two girls were like up on screen sort of smiling. Oh, my God. Yeah, watch What Happens Live provides the most mess for these shows, for sure. And she's like, but you're putting me in the same situation. situation, Joe. And he's like, oh, you're the one looking at houses. Like, I mean, look, like,

does that guy make you a better person? Okay, look, let me phrase it this way. Does your husband make you a better person? Like, like, are you better at work? Do I make you a better DJ? Like, who's the one who taught you the cross fade, whoopee? Okay, that was me. Okay. So I give you more confidence. Are you happy sleeping with me six out of seven times a week or seven out of seven times a week? Like, are you? Are you? Are you? Are you? And she's like, yes, Joe. And he's like, and the fact that you I don't even think about it. I didn't have to think about it, but it's like the whole world ripped me apart from moving it with Trevor. And now you want me to do it again.

Yeah. But that was like two years ago. And he was like driving a bike taxi down fucking King Street. And he had like, you had no future with that guy. I'm a food with me. I stand in the front of a club and I'm like, you want to come in? You want to come in? Like, that's a future.

That guy never flashed a pamphloaded anybody. So that guy never went to a kitchen and said, okay, we need happy birthday at Table 47. Like, that's, that's someone with the future. Okay. And she's got a point, but she's trying to win a, she's trying to win, like, a logical argument with Joe. She's basically saying, you judge me for moving in too quick, but now you want me to move in with you even quicker. Like, leave me alone. That shouldn't be the argument.

The argument should be like, it's nice dating you. We're not really married. I'm not ready to move in with you, period. I'm buying a house, and we're not buying a house. Stop it. You're fucking suffocating me. And Matt is going to either cheat on him or break up with him. There's no way.

Because she's so not into this. And it's not because she doesn't want to move in with him and all of this. You can tell she just does not want to be in this. And I think she's in the situation where she's like, now we're in it. And now if I break up with you, I'm going to get a bunch of shit because now you're like this sweetheart. You know, and you're looking like the perfect boyfriend when you're really being kind of a controlling asshole. And now the world's going to rip me apart again if I break up with you, you know? Yeah.

And like there's a part of me that wonders if she's just in like nice guy rebound phase. Because sometimes like people who date toxic men will date like the nice guy. sky to feel like they are on the route like breaking the cycle but they're not their heart's not really into in it and then they go back to the toxicity which is very sad but it does i've seen it happen like a million times with people so then mattie's like no jo i'm just saying like after you don't know what it's like to make a decision and have people comment in and be like you're an idiot you're stupid okay i did him for a year before i moved in and like you're dating for four years of all stop the car joe knows what it's like to be called an idiot on the internet yeah

We've been doing it for three days. Yeah. So then she's just like, it's like, I mean, what's that saying? If it ain't broke, don't do a remix of it. No, don't fix it. Are you sure it's not remix it? No, fix it. By the way.

Have you heard all the controversy? I mean, that's basically the whole conversation. But have you heard the controversy of her song that she came out with? It's a total rip-off? No. You haven't? Oh, it's a total fucking rip-off. It's not even original at all.

Well, she didn't rip off anybody worth the damn, no offense. La La La La La was not original? No, it's Lala's song. Lala had another song. Oh, it really is Lala. Yes. Lala was a rip-off of Lala. Yeah, it was a rip-off of Lala, but it turns out, allegedly, it's like some something you could just buy online.

And, like, DJs will buy online and kind of remix to be their own thing. And she didn't change anything about it. Yeah, I guess. And there are sites like that for DJs where you can find, you know, beats and stuff like that to mix in. But apparently they just took this whole song and just maybe put some la-laws over it. But it's like it's like using garage band to string together some loops and then releasing a single, which is what I did for, for my Countess Luann songs. But I also didn't do that as a series. Yeah, we do it for this.

Yeah. But it's not like real. But no, no, because we actually put the stuff together. Like we chose different beats out of garage band and mix and match it. That's true. She didn't do that. She like literally took something that was already done and yikes. And then she's like, la la la la.

Deleting all the comments and stuff. Guys, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Is that what that saying is? Yeah, well, things sometimes break. The end. So wow. I did not know that.

That's a fun little piece of controversy. That's like I love, I love a controversy like that. Like a low stakes, low wattage, you know, like theft situation. That's great. Yeah. All right, everybody. Well, thanks so much for being here for some Southern Hospital.

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