Watch What Crappens - #2740 Below Deck Down Under S03E04 Part One: No Excuses, Brah

Episode Date: February 25, 2025

This is part one of a two-part recap!Douche cruise continues to douche up the Seychelles on Below Deck Down Under.  With Anthony gone, Tzarina has to cook and clean everything by herself, but luckily, she has a new love interest to keep her motivated.  OR DOES SHE?  To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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the pinnacle of manhood, the male form, maleness. It is Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi, Ronnie, how are you? Hi, that's so sweet. Thank you. Maybe I'm the pinnacle. Pinnacle. Well, you know, I just feel like after seeing this self-help guru on below deck down under, I have a greater understanding of what we need to do to support fellow men in our society. The most trampled upon demographic. And this thanks to this guy who was on this boat, I'm like, you know what? Now I know we just need to touch more men and we have to ask men, what do they want? What do men want?

Because you know, the thing is men just don't go out and grab what they want enough on their own. So thank you to this man. Extremely inexpensive groupon facial surgery, which is what this douchebag has. Dude, stop worrying about your fucking self-help and go get some proper eyes done, sir. Yeah, I love that for as much as this guy is obsessed with self help and talking about his own, you know, his own success that he's achieved.

He's still like incredibly obsessive about every single calorie that goes into his body. Like there's something about like that. You would say that it's, oh, because he's like a high functioning machine and needs to put probably the fuel in the machine. It's like, no, you are still dealing with the neuroses that we all deal with. Ha. So that made me happy. I know I love thin people who are so worried about being fat. They're my favorite. They're

my favorite. That's my favorite insecurity. I saw something on Reddit today that was like, Tate McCray, finally a normal average body in pop culture. What the fuck are you talking about? Tate McCray. Yeah, Tate McCray is a fucking perfect body. What are people talking about? They're like, finally a full-figured woman. Shut the fuck up, all of you. I hope you all get on the boat with this douchebag

and I'll sink it. Yeah, I think it's time, you know, famous people are getting annoying names these days. Tate McCray, Benson Boone, they all sort of sound the same, they all sound like they're, I don't know, okay, I just officially became- They all sound like love some dove characters.

Tate McCray, Benson Boone, Chaperone. Tate was in love with Mason, and Boone was in love with Cotton. Cotton was in love with Drip. What up? Drip was in love with Log. What happened to the good old days of like a Whitney Houston? You know? Okay. I'm officially an old person now. What happened to the Rondal Wadaeus of the world? That's what I want to know. So anyway, today we're here to talk about Below Deck Down Under, which you might not

even believe considering how we've started this episode. That's my fault. I'm steering the ship today and I've steered it Captain Jason style right at ground. But before we get into that, we have our, we have our tour that is resuming in March and we're going to be going to so many cities. We are going to kick things off mid March by going back to Cincinnati where we had a very raucous show a few years ago. And so we're excited to come back there. Uh, Minneapolis, Toronto, Charlotte, Atlanta, DC, and Philadelphia. And those are just the shows for March.

There's a whole other bunch of shows for April and may, including our very first Vegas show. I'd like to point out, I feel like we haven't really, we haven't really emphasized that we are doing a Vegas show and hello, that's going to be wild and super fun. But anyway, all the tickets are at watch a crap and Zoccom and you can also get Patreon there, patreon.com slash watch a crap ends. Um, we're covering traders on Patreon. So if you want to hear our thoughts on that, go check that out.

And you can also watch us with crap. It's on demand via Patreon. So go do all those fun things. Okay. Um, and in the meantime, why don't we dive into below deck down under season three, episode four kiss and don't tell. Yeah. That's the episode. It's a don't tell.

Um, means making out means makingads making out. Second day of charter. Captain is dumping Anthony in the galley. He's like, right, start to clean up your stuff here because we can drive you to the marina straight away. There's a line. There's a line. All right. You quit, you leave immediately. All right. I just like to keep that line. All right. Would you like a kimono on your way out? Please hashtag Captain Jason. Did you hear that Captain Jason's all about his kimonos because he's starting a kimono line? I did not hear that. I'll tell you. When I want to get a kimono, the first person I look

to is a yacht captain. I'm excited about this. Okay. So he has a kimono, the first person I look to is a yacht captain. I'm excited about this. Okay. So he has a kimono line coming out. That's, that's the first captain Jason kimono lounge and it's called captain Jason chambers cabin. Is that what it's called? The captain's lounge. Oh, it's called the captain's lounge. If you go on his Facebook, you can see him lying back in a kimono and giving sexy eyes to the camera. I don't think this is gonna work for a lot of people.

We'll say this right now. Okay, well, here's what's funny. If you go on, so he has an Instagram page. Look at Harry, look at Harry. Are you looking at the Facebook thing? Harry comes out modeling one with his goofy face. He's like, I'm in a kimono. Can you believe it? So here's, I can't even deal with that. So here's, so he has on captain Jason's Instagram,

he has a link to another Instagram. That's the captain's lounge, which is for these kimonos. And he's done the thing. There's only six posts and they create a mosaic. And then you know how, when people do that, like if you look at your grid, it creates an overall picture. So the six pictures together, you have the logo that says Captain's Lounge, and then you see, and then he's like lounging across the sofa in the kimono. But the problem is the mosaic, this mosaic was clearly created when Instagram was making the grid look like a whole bunch of squares, but Instagram recently changed their grid to be a whole bunch of rectangles, which means that this entire mosaic is all messed up.

And what it looks like it says is Captain's Dung because the L and the E got cut off and the line is going through the O. So it looks like it says Captain's Dung. Oh my gosh. Charting a new course, how moving to the Philippines changed my life. When I made the bold move to a beautiful and remote spot in the Philippines a few years back, I was searching for a new adventure and a fulfilling life for myself and my family. This journey wasn't without its challenges so I took off my underwear and put on some silk. Captain's Lounge. So Captain's Lounge, I'm on the official website. Oh, it's a personal blog and online store. Notably, not a single kimono on the page. That's fine.

Noticing that. Yeah, I'm looking for it. Well, wait, let me go to shop. My online store is launching soon. Well, you know my ass is going to be on this store? Kipton Jason lounging in a kimono. Get on the mailing list to get your complimentary kimono. It's the Kipton's Lounge. Wow. Love it. That said, I don't think that fashion is going to work for me. If anything, I need like, I don't know, the five Snuggies, whatever. I'm not really a kimono. I don't think I could pull off a kimono. I don't know if I'm a kimono type either, but maybe.

I don't know, you never know. You never know until you try it. Little sassy, sassy thigh, thigh revealing kimono. Yeah. All right, so anyway, he's firing that douchebag Anthony. So Anthony's just like, okay. And so then he points to Serena like, okay, you got your wish.

Now have fun doing everything yourself. And she's like, oh God, I need to kick into gear. Yeah, everything's gonna be fine. Yeah, everything's gonna be fine down here. She starts to spiral and spirals the rest of the episode. So then now Captain Jason is telling Lara that Anthony is leaving and that he's got some CVs, but it's going to take time, you know, time for people to get to the Seychelles.

And so then Anthony's going around being like, well, we'll skis. And he immediately changes out of his uniform and he gets into his t-shirt in that strange straight jacket way that he did last week where he drops the shirt all the way down to his waist, but keeps his hands by his waist and then squeezes his hands up through the shirt and into the sleeves. First of all, you're also stretching out your shirt when you do that, which is, you know, ridiculous. And second of all, you're unhinged, you're a lunatic.

How are you putting on your shirts that way? This speaks to your instability, and I do not trust you whatsoever. Speaks to your instability. How you put on your shirt speaks to yours. I think that he's maybe like Houdini-ing it. Like he's always trying to figure out a problem. Like this shirt's lazy,

shirt don't do what it's supposed to do, mate. And just like trying to like, ooh, crawl through the shirt. Like, wow, you're the man. You got through your shirt, congratulations. He just thinks outside the box like he does with his cuisine. Congratulations. He just thinks that's hard to box, like he does with his cuisine. So he says, he's telling people, he tells Johnny,

like, I got offered another job, mate. And everyone's talking, like, oh my God, Anthony's leaving. Anthony's leaving. Oh, that's crazy. That's crazy. And he goes, and then Johnny is really sad about it. He's like, this is the saddest news I've gotten today. But to be fair, it's the only news I've gotten today.

So slow news day, am I right? OK, bye. So Vion day. Am I right? Okay. Bye. So beyonds like, Oh, fuck this industry for the faint holiday mate. They're like, yeah. And so Derek calls it. She's like, Serena is going to freak. She's going to freak y'all. And so he's now saying bye to Brianna. And then he's telling us, I feel really confident about my decision to live as look back on the season one regret I have was taking the job in the first place. I just wish we could follow him to watch him fail miserably his next job. Because I have that's what I want.

Well, I know I actually really hope that Bravo hires him to be the head chef on another blow deck so we can just see him fail miserably. Like I really, really want that. And knowing his cocky ass, he probably would come back to blow deck to be like, now everyone can see what I'd be like as a head chef. Well, you know what? If you can't put your shirt on, correct. You can't put a, you can't put tartar on a cracker. So, you know, relax. Yeah. You put on a shirt like you sous vide an octopus. Yeah. Badly.

Poorly. So he's like, I almost started to be a head chef from the next boat, cook things my way, not be pushed into a box. Right. Well, we saw how we cook, how you cook things your way. Suvide octopus. So then, Anthony leaves, he's gone. Bye bye. And Captain Jason's texting, you know, Australian Norma and being like, Hey there, I'll need a sous chef right away. Can I get some CVs? And she's like,

bloop, bloop, straw right away. Get you someone as soon as possible. She's like, Oh, I'll send you some CVs as long as you promise to wear pants. We're having a problem with HR and the kimono, sir. All right. So Jason's like, well, man down on deck, we need to find another sous chef very quickly. And we can't let that affect the guest experience. The show must go on. So I'm going to get the guests go. I'm going to get the guests off, go for a dive, allow the crew to reset. Check out that more a eel down below who's been

saying hello to the camera every single episode and get ready for round two. And Australian Norma is named Shelly. And then she's like, last minute, but we'll look and get back to it. Yeah, Shelly, we know it's last minute. I love Shelly's attitude. She's like, oh, little last minute.

In it? In it? Sorry, Shelly. Sorry for interrupting your viewing of Australian Matlock, but could you please get to the hiring of the CVs and the chefs and stuff? So then the drinks are delivered to the guests while Serena is like,

oh, now that Anthony's gone, I've just got so much more to do. Cleaning, cooking, I've got to do everything, don't I? Yeah, welcome back to being a chef on Below Deck, where you don't have to help, you know? You did it all last season, and you will do it again now. You'll do it again. I believe in you.

Just kidding. But I'm excited to see whatever happens. Yeah. So Brianna's asking if they're going to bring her like any extra help and everything. And starting to saying how like crew food was Anthony's role and now I'm having to take it on. It's just, you know, 12 extra

people to cook for. The potential for burnout is very high. And I don't know if I can handle it, but I'm going to die trying or at least I'll complain trying. Yeah. And her face is giving me confidence. This is her face. She just looks terrified. So this is going to happen immediately. So Brianna's like, well, what do you think is going to happen with Harry? She's like, oh, God, I don't know. But I worry about the season without my boy. I worry about it. Because let's not forget, Harry is in the hospital about to die from a thumbnail emergency. So he could be gone at any second. So Brianna's like, I mean, I was really looking forward to getting to know him. We haven't had our talk about kissing.

And Zorin is like, yeah, it's not fair. She'll say, well, just let me know how I can help you through this charter and also let me know if Carrie said anything about the kiss, did he mean it? Was it an accident? Did he even know who I was? Did he think he was kissing an AI rendition of something or version of something? I don't know, just please tell me. So then outside on the deck,

this guy, Eric is, he's the primary, he's doing like a online coaching video call on zoom and he's like, Hey guys, you can't all be talking, no action. And you'll feel that pressure. You better walk the walk. It puts a whole new type of accountability and pressure on you. Okay. Because that's the way the cookie crumbles. No use crying over spilled milk. You know, you can't have your cake and eat it too. Nice work if you can get it. Am I right? It's like bras. All right. Look a bird in your hand. Is that really better than two birds in the bush? You know what I say? Fuck birds.

Kill the fucking birds. Rip their skin off and eat them. You need the protein. All right? Who needs three birds? You do, all right? Swallow the fucking birds. What are you gonna keep them the rest of your life? Waste not, want not. That's what I always say. Here's a question.

If a wolf comes across a bird in the forest, what's the wolf gonna do? The wolf's gonna eat the fucking bird. Be the wolf, don't be the bird, okay? Eat the bird, then, you know, go take a shit somewhere, because that's what wolfs probably do afterwards. Then maybe take a nap. Wolf take naps. It's okay. If you take a nap, you're a real man. You know, part of being in the light is fast. It fast forces your jaw, your progress in life. That's why wolves love light. Cause wolves hang out

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Fuck you, tree. This guy is such a fucking douchebag. And not only is he just a regular douchebag, he's also just terrible at his job. I mean, as someone who's read a lot of self-help books, now listen, I'm not saying they stuck, but I have read a lot of them. And this is just so hack.

He's like a self-help book reader of like, I don't know, signed from a home goods, you know? He's like, live, laugh, love. That's what I always say, bro. Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris. Kitchen. It's like kitchen, bro, love. That's what I always say, bro. Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris. Kitchin'. It's like, kitchen, bro. Kitchen.

This is the fucking kitchen. Yeah, this awful like, manosphere that has like, arisen in our pop culture is just like, it's just like the worst thing of all time. And now you've got all these guys who are trying to be like Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan's not even trying to be like this.

I mean, I don't follow Joe Rogan closely, but this guy is just fully doing seminars like Tom Cruise and Magnolia. But like it's all from this kind of like Joe Rogan space of like brah. And it's the worst thing of all time. I have to say. It's just that he's size. And he's like, Hey guys, part of being in the light, it fast forces your progress in life. Being in the light, being in the light is the last thing you need. Get a hat on. Okay.

Your skin looks like a fucking base. Yeah. You're right. It does fast force your progress in life. Enjoy those melanobas. So and I also love people that are only successful from telling poorer people that they're successful. All of his success is based on just telling poor people that they're losers and they're dumb enough to pay him because he has like muscles and he's on a boat.

You know, stupid poor people. Stop it, poor people. I'm never going to do this. You should say no to douchebags who are trying to tell you they can make you richer, okay? You know what can make you richer? Jesus, there. Jesus, Eric Rock, okay. So his Instagram has 5,000 followers, okay. So that's, I wouldn't, you know, honestly,

I would say that the average successful Wolf that's leading a Zoom conference probably should have more than 5,000 followers. Wait, but they said on here that he had self-help. Oh wait, and there's also real Eric Rock. probably should have more than 5,000 followers. Wait, but they said on here that he had, um, Oh wait, and there's also real Eric rock. So he has two Instagram accounts, maybe one's a backup. That one has 130,000 followers. Which is way more than what I have for instance, but I feel like it's about 400,000 followers short of how many you need to be,

um, doing seminars and being like, I've found success. Cause I think we all like, if you're saying I found success, but you only have 130,000 followers instead of 500,000. I don't know, sir. I don't know if you've found success. I think you've just, you found like a nice, nice amount, nice amount, but like you need to have 500,000 before you start talking like that, I'm sorry.

Well, here's his first post. Something big is coming. It's the Coeur d'Alene Summit. And then he has pictures of like famous football players and stuff, and he's like so excited to share the why behind this event, the depth, meaning power and promise every speaker is bringing.

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. So seats will sell out. We're redefining success. Now success is 130,000 Instagram followers. Send me your money. Yeah. His big speaker is Tim Tebow. I mean, he's successful, right? Yeah. His big speaker is Tim Tebow.

I mean, it's successful, right? I mean, he's successful, but he was also, I think, like a little bit of a bust too. Like he came into the NFL with like a huge amount of hype and he got to the playoffs at one point, but like he was not, he was not what you would call like a legendary, um, NFL player. Well, here's what he is. I guess he's extremely hot because I'm watching him right now. He is. One of these inspirational videos. So hot. So let me tell you what he is. He's extremely hot, because I'm watching him right now in one of these inspirational videos.

Tim Tebow is so hot. So let me tell you what he's doing in this video. He's wearing a skin tight black shirt, which I love, you know, with a gold chain over it. And he's yelling at a stadium full of people. And he's got a big screen behind him with starving children in Africa. And he's yelling at the audience.

So if you guys don't want to be a starving child in Africa, go hear what Tim Tebow has to say because he's going to change it. Because then there's a shot of a Porsche and then there's Eric in a really bad toupee. So I don't know, I'm sold. Pete Slauson Listen, listen, when a wolf is losing its hide, does it just walk around the forest without its hide? No, it finds another animal and puts the other animal's hide on its back. That's what a wolf does. So you know what? Stop shading my toupee. That's what a wolf would do. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappin's commercial. Imagine this.

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Oh my goodness. Victoria is his friend and she seems to be disenchanted with, with Eric. I feel like, I feel like Victoria was friends with Eric, uh, back in college or something. And now I was like, why is my friend a douchebag now? Cause she's talking to other people and she's like, well, you know, at the end of the day, we're all because of Eric, you get nothing but nothing.

But you know, we're all here because of Eric. And like, I feel like Eric, you know, I think I guess it's more like I knew him more on a one-on-one basis and being with him in more of a group setting is, it's different. He's, is he always this douchey? I don't seem to remember him being this douchey. And Brittany. Yeah, I don't like it. Thought you were done. So Brittany, who is, you know, one of the other guests and newer to, new to the world of Eric Rock, I would assume, because-

You mean like confidence wise? And she goes, um, yeah. And I guess what I'm trying to say is, how do I say cock sucking douche bag with a, um, I don't know if it's a healthy confidence or if it's an overly cocky confidence and he's still going on and on and on. And then it just cuts back to her and she goes, like really judgy.

So we cut back to Eric and he's still on his laptop and he's wearing bracelets. You know those Lance Armstrong one nut bracelets? He's wearing those except instead of saying live strong, they're like, no excuses. And then another one says, slay the dragon. I've never rooted for a dragon more in my life than I have. I specifically am going to encourage people to come up with excuses just to, just to just out of spite for this guy. All the excuses I'm wearing a bracelet. If you have an excuse, just generate one. I will accept it right now. Just to counteract this guy's bullshit. And also like what a non creative or uncreative tagline.

No excuses. You could do better than that, Eric. Come on now. And if you can't do better than that's an excuse. Guys, you know what you need to live. You need to breathe. All right. That'll be $5,000. So he has this wisdom to impart on his very sad followers. He's like, why do men suck at communication? It's hard for me to answer that question, man, which is hilarious because.

You're charging for this. He's like, but naturally men historically in our DNA are great communicators. Oh, we have, Ronnie, did you know that? We actually have a gene that makes us good communicators. Oh, we have, I'm Ronnie, did you know that? We actually have a gene that makes us good communicators. That's really good, which is funny that it's hard for him to answer that question because he has a gene that makes him a good communicator.

So I don't know. Do you know how, you know how much you can communicate to someone by slapping them in the face with your dick? All right, that's what men have. That's what men have. Do you feel like you're failing somewhere in life? Do you? Well, I can't really explain it. Listen, the only people that communicate better than men wolves. So then Captain Jason is

like, all right, everyone beyond we got scuba diving with the guests should be there within 20 minutes as soon as this ridiculous online seminars over. So they're going to get me. I'm like, copy that. Yes, copy that. I've got a bracelet that says that, you know, if you see someone doing something right, copy that. No excuses. Take a breath. I want to introduce everyone on zoom. I want to introduce you to my two new bracelets on the left hand. It says, see something on the right hand. It says, say something. Yeah, man. I came out with the line of underwear that says terrorism sucks.

Hey guys, here's my advice. Don't be a terrorist. All right. And listen to my, let's cut to a video of my friend, T-bo T-bo. What do you have to say? Don't be a starving child in Africa either. Nailed it T-bo. Thatiebaud gets paid the big bucks. You think that gold necklace around his skin tie white or a black shirt paid for itself? No! So then, Zarina's like, Dec crew, Dec crew, can I have some help with the plates, please? You know, in retrospect, Zarina should not have gone running to Jason. She should have said, oh, so you're going to quit? Great. Clean all my dishes. Like she should have made his life torture

for the rest of the charter. And anytime he piped up, she would say, not my problem, not my circus, not my clowns, not my elephants, not my trapeze, do the dishes. Yeah, exactly. I think she should have done the same thing. I think just getting rid of him was a bad idea. And I don't know that it was necessarily her idea. I mean, that was Jason who did it. But I think she was looking more for like a friend to bitch with. And here's another thing I'll say while I'm saying that.

I think that the reason that Asha needs to be on this show and not the other one is that she makes Captain Jason more fun. Like she brings kind of a lighthearted, she brings out his lighthearted nature, where I think Serena brings out his scolding nature because she needs a little bit more. I think that he's more fun when Asia's here. There, I said it. I like his scolding nature. I like it when he scolds. I mean, I definitely loved that he basically kicked Anthony off the boat right then and there mid-charter. That was like great and wonderful. But I also worried that Anthony didn't really realize that he had fucked up. You know, I think Anthony was like, great, I can get

off this boat. It's like, no, you should be ashamed of yourself. Look at all these people you're letting down. You should be mortified. And so like, I feel like it would have actually been, in retrospect, more effective to torture Anthony by making him do tons and tons of dishes for the next 36 hours. Yeah. Speaking of men communicating, I would have rather a, hi, I'm your captain and guess who you are. Nothing.

All right? You're a fucking underling. You're a sous chef. You work for Serena. Don't even look her in the eye. You're going to do your fucking dishes and you're going to do the crew food. I don't want to hear anything from you. And that's it. Leave fucking it. Now go're gonna do your fucking dishes and you're gonna do the crew food, I don't wanna hear anything from you. And that's it, the fucking end.

Now go downstairs and do your fucking job. I don't like letting him off the hook by just like, oh, okay, you know, we're taking away two charters. I mean, I get the reasoning behind it, you know, I'm not a captain for a very good reason. You wanna talk about crashing into fucking docks. But, you know, I would rather see this man get yelled at.

Yeah, me too. So, and miserable, I wanna see him miserable. So now Captain Jason is texting Harry, he's like, all right Harry, I'm about to go diving. Hope you're okay, I'll say hi to the eel for ya. And then in the kitchen, John walks in and helps out with the dishes and stuff. And the women are cleaning up in the various rooms,

and Lara is telling Marina to get into her wets because Marina is going to go diving. Because as some people may remember, Vion invited Marina to go on this dive without consulting Lara first. first and now- Which Marina somehow took as hitting on her? Yeah, Marina really was like, yeah, she saw a lot in this. Marina is now in love because someone let her go snorkeling. I mean, the woman doesn't ask for much, okay? And it comes from a long line of below deck women not really asking for much. I need you to ask for more, okay?

One of the below deck. So, Lara, so yeah, so Lara's telling us, yeah, you know, Vian didn't ask me permission to take her and that's absolute bullshit. I can't wait to say nothing about this. So we see flashbacks of that. And then Lara's like, now my hands are tied. If I take that away from her, I'm the bad guy.

Thanks, Vion. Don't be the bad guy. Come on. You're the boss. Yeah, I wouldn't hire you to be a good guy. I hired you to make people iron beds. That's it. Yeah.

So, Brianna is like, did anyone hear from Harry? Did he talk about kissing me? How does he feel about it? And Vion's like, not yet. I thought he would message you. She's like, did anyone hear from Harry? Did he talk about kissing me? How does he feel about it? And Vian's like, not yet. I thought he would message you. She's like, oh God. What did he say? I thought he would message you.

Why was that funny? He doesn't have thumbs? I forget, at the moment when I saw it, I got it. But then I, now I don't remember why, like why. And then I guess the moment, I guess it's because her, I guess he's implying that like Harry likes Brianna. So he would text Brianna. I don't know, but either way, I mean Eric goes, ha ha ha, that took me a second.

I think it's probably because I'm going motif. I'm going to say the same thing I said on the mudrack and boat. It took me a second. I'm going to say the same thing as I said when that couple tried to abduct me. Ha ha ha ha, wait, oh, I see, that took me a second. I'm abducted. All right, Nino, Nino, I've gotta go diving.

All right, you're in charge of the boat. You're in charge of the boat. And Nino's like, oh, hi, I'm the first officer, also a terrible storm. And... And a pizza chef. And one letter away from Teresa's grandpa. So Brianna is texting Harry.

She's like, I hope you get good news today. I hope I get any good news too. Did you enjoy the care? And the guests are gathering and some people who I guess did not go on the excursion want some champagne, et cetera, or want some shots. And Lara's like, would you like some champagne as well? And they're like, fuck yeah, I do. I'm like, okay, all right. They're really excited. Erica's off the boat. So then, Adair and Vian are wiping down the deck and he hands her a towel and she goes, what is this? And he's like, it's dirty. She goes, okay, I'll wipe my butt with it now.

So now Lara's talking to Zarina about dinner and everything. And Zarina's like, I mean, I just have a lot of fucking shit to do now. It's like, I'm just a bit behind the survivor. And Lara's like, we'll make it work. And meanwhile, off on the scuba boat, Marine, they're all scuba diving and Marina is saying like, what an amazing feeling. Like when I was young, my dad took me to go on scuba diving trip and it was like an amazing experience and it changed my whole life. And I just felt like I was in space, but underwater and with fish and nothing compares to it except for space, I guess. But I'm just so thankful to Vian for giving me this opportunity. Yeah, she's putting too much into this. She loves it.

She loves it. She's having the best time. I went scuba diving with my father, so it means something. So Harry's back, he's on the radio, he's like, crew, crew, I'm back, baby, did you miss me? Yo! And he's like, guess what? It's not fractured. The doctor says just don't use the sand for the next few days.

And I guess I'm going to have to do everything one handed, eh? I feel like I'm pushed to the bench, but I got a text message from someone who said, I hope you get good news today. And I said, good news from the x-ray and less pain today. Thanks for checking in. X, x in there just to make my intentions clear. Although now that I see it, it looks like I'm just referring back to the x-ray. And I wonder if she's saying maybe she thinks I just either kissed a manta ray or being flirty with her. I'm not sure. Maybe that text didn't land properly. I mean, I wouldn't sign things X to somebody I like.

They're just gonna leave you for another platform. So Harry is checking in with Johnny and he's updating him about the douchebag, the other douchebag, the skinny little douchebag leaving the sous chef. And now Adair is vacuuming and let's he, Harry goes into check with Serena. It's like, I was so worried about you. It's like, don't worry. Everything's fine. X. What's, what's that mean? X. Not following. X. Eggs. You want eggs? Is that what you're saying?

I can't, Harry, I'm afraid you have to speak more plain English for me. So then Vian checks with him and Harry's like, oh, it's not broken. She doesn't want me to use this hand though. This can't get wet. So I can do anything that only requires one hand. And he's like, great. Welcome back. Well, oh, okay. So Vian's like, well, I'm quite relieved, but he can't do diving excursions, he cannot do a lot of sports, and this is what this chart of Vesta is all about.

So, we're in a very tough position that we're gonna have to make it work. I mean, why doesn't Harry just do the stuff that Marina can't do right now? Since Marina's off with the eels and the fish. I think that's what they're moving him into, because when he talks to the captain, the captain's like, careful,, I'm making beds or whatever.

So then Lara is like, well, you can make beds with one hand. And he's like, oh, I think today I'll rest. No, I think you've already been at the hospital. That's a rest, get to work. So now the guests are done. If you got time to have a broken thumb, you got time to get stuff done. If you got time to throb, you got time to polish this knob.

Wait, I've just been reported to HR. Okay, that's not good. If you got time to be in pain, you got time to clean this window pane. Technically, two different words. So the rhyme counts. So the swimmers are the scuba people are done scuba diving. They're back getting back on their boat. They're at a great time. And then Brianna is talking to Laura and she's like, do you think that Harry meant to kiss me? I'm so confused by it. I mean, he sent me an X, but then I was like, did he mean to say more?

Was he going to talk about the X-Files? I didn't really like that show. And Laura's like, well, of course he did. He's obsessed with you. It's like, really? Huh, sure. I could solve my own problem and talk to Harry about the kiss,

but Harry kissed me. He can say something to me about it. Why do you have to talk about it? I've gotten full on blow jobs that I haven't talked about after. What's there to talk about? He kissed you. The kissing was the talk.

Seriously, do we have to have a full on discussion about everything? Yeah, he kissed you. What's the discussion? I just don't understand. So Laura's like, well, I need to step in at some point. I think I need these baby giraffes. If V I need to step in at some point, I think. I need these baby giraffes. If Vion doesn't send them scuba diving, that is. So, now Harry goes to bed and

the guests are coming back and Captain still hasn't heard from Harry. So, he's like, what the hell? And he finds out he's in the cabin. Meanwhile, Captain Jason is invited by Randy to come to dinner tonight. Tom Tom Tom, Serena's first dinner solo. Yeah. So Lara, tonight's going to be casino night. So Lara is saying, because it's casino night, she wants all the boys to wear bow ties and feel like,

you know, she's like, I feel like it needs to be black ties, like Monte Carlo. Um, which is funny cause they're all come out like shirtless, I think, right? Aren't they like shirtless and black tie, which is kind of funny for this group, this group of like super heterosexual men. So, um, do they do that there? I mean, I don't know. I feel like that's Chippendales does it. Chippendales. Were they shirtless? In my mind, they were shirtless. Maybe they weren't shirtless at all. Maybe I just saw the bow tie and I just saw torsos in my mind. Were they shirtless?

No, they were shirtless. Yeah. The boys here, they were shirtless. Yeah. Cause when Gary came out, I was like, wow, a string bean and a bow tie feels like Monte Carlo. Eric is like, these guys all have good bodies, but they didn't take my seminar. How is this possible? So, uh, Eric's like, wait a minute. You all work out every day. So who told you no excuses?

So Laura's asking Serena what the menu is for tonight for casino night, no less. And so Serena's like, so it'll be a mini French onion soup with truffle grilled cheese and then steak. It's you know, very knife and fork. It's like, all right, knife and fork, but there's a soup in there Zarina. This seems to be a low key ongoing issue. Like Zarina is very reluctant to pull the trigger on spoons. She's like, well, it's a soup, but I did put a sandwich in there.

So let's just go fork and knife only, fork and knife only. I'm sorry, we can't do the spoons. She's like, well, it's a soup, but I did put a sandwich in there. So let's just go fork and knife only, fork and knife only. I just, I'm sorry, we can't do the spoons. It's too early, too early in the season to start putting out the spoons. Have you ever seen someone this obsessed with soup? I've never seen someone serve more soup on the show. I mean, soup's fine. I'm not, you know, I'm not dissing soup as a, as a little one. But why, why so many? She'll serve two or three in one meal. She loves a soup. Does she, do you think she has digestion problems?

I think she has digestion problems. She loves making soup. She loves it. She loves soup. She does love it. I think that though this entire season has been people just sweating and little things in the side of the screen that says

it's 145% humidity and 3,000 degrees out. So naturally, French onion soup. What a perfect time to serve it. With a sandwich right in the middle of it. Ha ha ha. A heavy, cheesy sandwich right in the middle of it. Who doesn't love that? Yeah, and so finally she's like,

oh my God, I've got so many grilled cheeses to make. Did I fuck up by getting rid of my sous chef? Yeah. But also grilled cheese is like the easiest thing you could be making right now. So, and I really like Serena. I know I feel like I'm being really hard on Serena, but I really like her.

I just don't know what she's up to right now. It's hard to figure out. Yeah, she's really losing the thread. So she was like, I'm losing, I'm running out of time. And she's like, fuck me. This is already such a big add on to the anxiety and that I already have going on right now. Did I totally fuck up by losing my sous chef mid charter?

You did, because you could have tortured him instead. It was a big mistake. Yeah. Can you hear my chair, by the way? I have a question. Do you hear my chair? My chair makes so much noise. This is a new newer chair.

I bought it like two months ago. And it's very creaky. Does, do you hear it on the podcast? No, I don't. You don't hear any of this. Well I do when you're quiet and you do it like all this. Yeah, yeah, I hear that. Yeah, I hear that. I don't know how to fix it. My idea is like if anyone has, has ideas to make a chair less creaky, please let me know. Thank you. I thought losing weight would help, but it didn't.

My chair is still Creek and then you're thin and your chair still creek. So I guess it's one thing like you think losing weight is gonna like help in so many ways that it just doesn't. I was like, I'm gonna be married and be happy and I'm gonna have so much money. And like, I'm gonna smile so much. It didn't work. None of that worked, okay? But I can fit in a plain seat better.

So that's good. That's good. That's good. So honestly though, Ronnie, I'd rather you. No plane seat better. So that's good. That's good. That's good. So I'm not ready. I'd rather no excuses, bro. No excuses Slay the dragon so captain Shelly tax with a whole bunch of CVS just like here you go. Here's a bunch of CVS now get out of my face here kimono sexy man and

No, no dragon He has a bunch of CVs now get out of my face here kimono sexy man and Dragon I'll take that command when I'll gag you in the mouth with the end you all sorts of things with your body be careful how Hi, this is Shelley. I've got some CVs for you Also, I've got a meeting request for time to watch you try on commandos Time to watch you try on Kamonos. Here's some CVs as in you can see my V if you catch my drift. At 24, I lost my narrative or rather it was stolen from me. And the Monica Lewinsky that my friends and family knew was usurped by false narratives, callous jokes, and politics.

I would define reclaiming as to take back what was yours. Something you possess is lost or stolen. And ultimately, you triumph in finding it again. So I think listeners can expect me to be chatting with folks, both recognizable and unrecognizable names about the way that people have navigated roads to triumph. My hope is that people will finish an episode of Reclaiming and feel like they filled their tank up. They connected with the people that I'm talking to and leave with maybe some nuggets that help them feel a little more hopeful.

Follow Reclaiming with Monica Lewinsky on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to Reclaiming early and ad free right now by joining Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple podcasts. So Harry finally comes in to talk to the captain. He's like, guess what? It's not fractured. The doctor just said don't do anything on a boat. And he's like, great.

Well, let's find some things you can do maybe in the galley, making beds, you know, things that will make me not fire you. He's like, oh, right. Got it. Got it. You know, maybe one thing you can do is, I don't know, talk with Brianna about that kiss. She seems to be bothering everyone about it. She's even pestering the guests. So could you just sort of tie that one off? Thank you. So we get one of my favorite things in below deck where it's like the truth behind the artist. So Laura is doing a Monte Carlo night and she's like, it's Monte Carlo. It's black dye themed dinner.

My creativity definitely comes from my mom. She's very good at art, art school, drama, that kind of area. I just loved all of that stuff, which has led me to rolling napkins with coins around napkin rings. I mean, I'm basically the Picasso of my neighborhood these days. I'm almost so proud. I know. That feeling of when you put on the perfect theme, that feeling of just knowing that you've done it, that's a very close second to sex.

That's why I always orgasm whenever I put up a black balloon on casino night. Oh, yes. Unwrapping, just imagine this. You're unwrapping something flat, and then you grab both ends of it and pull them towards you. Just pull it, and it unfolds into a giant 3D strawberry. Now that... is just like sex.

Like, have you ever... Because they show her. She's like, what I do is art, and then they start showing pictures and it's like those paper decorations hanging from ceiling. Yes. Wow. You really big watched this out. Congratulations.

Let me tell you something. Nothing gets me wetter than putting up streamers. Also like we have a real decline in our below deck trauma backstories because like a few weeks ago, as Marina saying, my grandmother paid for everything. She had to do everything. She worked, she worked her entire life. So that way all 15 of her, her children could have a life to live. And then this today, it's like, my mother loved art. So I love art. Well, and also Marina, she's like, I love scuba diving because my dad took me.

I'm like, hello. None of you are fucked up enough to be on this show. I know. Can we please, like, we need to like go back to the heydays of the last season of Below Deck Down Under when you had Adam, who was like, my mom, I just wanna buy a house for my mother. You're like, okay, relax.

He's like, oh, I raised all my brothers. I raised them all. I was like a father to my brothers. It's like, we need some melodrama, you know? I need children who have been left behind. We don't even have a guy with bad tattoos this season, do we? I think everybody is like tattoo free and kind of like, it's weird. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if Disneyland started casting this, but you guys, I need some trauma. I need some drug addiction. I need some abandoned children. I need some dead parents. Stat. Come on. Also, did you know that I think, um, oh no, for a moment I thought that Gail and Nathan got married from below deck down on, I mean, the Met. But maybe they're just, they're

still just dating hot and heavy. Someone made it, someone online, it seemed like they got married, but they're not married at all. Someone just had a baby in the below deck world too. But I don't know. I scrub, I, I scrub their names out of my memory. They're out of my DVR once the, once the season. So where there's too much below deck, but somebody did. I was like, wow. Someone must have had, someone had a baby somewhere along the way, whatever. But you know what?

The point is bad tattoos, we don't have a lot of them this season. The other point is, yeah, more trauma. I mean, Gail had a really good one. Gail's was, she was always trying to impress her dad and that's why one day she dropped an anchor on her foot. So, you know, right? Wasn't that her thing?

I forgot Gail, I don't remember her. She was like super, super hot. But she was like, she was dead. You know, honestly, I don't even care. People will look, just when you Google her, it's G-A-E-L. Ben, do me a favor. No excuses! Slay the dragon, bro. Slay that dragon. Oh yeah, your mom loved art. Slay that art dragon, bro. Slay the mom dragon. So Serena is radioing for people to wash her kitchen. And then Harry is going into the kitchen, there's a big mess and he's like,

oh my god, fucking hell, this is messy. Anthony wasn't lying about this. Excuse me, you started some of this drama, sir, last week. So don't you complain. Enjoy the weeds that you sowed. Yeah. So then Zarina is getting her grilled cheeses ready and she's like, Casino Royale to me is elegant, it's refined, it's grilled cheeses submerged in soup, soup that'll make you have stinky thoughts for the next 18 hours. So it's drinking champagne in the French Riviera, it's eating heavy, heavy hot soup with oodles of melted cheese in it and bread and onions, more onions than you can ever imagine. That's sophistication. That's the French Riviera.

I'm not just serving grilled cheese. I'm serving grilled cheese without crust. Elegant. Monaco. Serena. So at the table, they're like, Oh my God, it's so hot. Why is it so hot out here? And Jason comes to the table and the French onion soup is served with the toasties in the middle. And everybody just stares at it. And Laura's like, oh God, onion soup is not pretty.

Let's be honest. I mean, some chefs get defensive about their food and Serena's insane. So I'm not really sure what to do, but I can't wait to say nothing about this. Yeah. And on top of that, these guests have been, they are not touching carbs. I mean, Eric, he was like, I'll have a latte, but not as long as it's not more than 30 calories. So like this is their worst nightmare.

So of course they are staring and they're like, don't know what to do with it. And it's also hot as fuck. No one wants of the guys one of the guys is like, uh, is that a cheese sandwich and soup? She's like it is it's French onion soup with truffle Parmesan toasties and he's like, oh god I can feel the sweat going down my spine and another was like, yeah, it's pretty heavy And the main guy is like this shit so heavy. I would never even let it in one of my seminars. Hey, could someone give this super bracelet? It says, lose some fucking weight. Slay the dragon, slay the onion. Um,

so then Laura's assigning, um, people to go clean up cabins and stuff. And then Vion is, uh, he's shirtless with a bow tie on and he's bringing his arena some sort of can and they like open it together and they giggle and you know, he's like hot. And she's like, he's being flirty, you know, cause he's checking out like, uh, you know, as long as I didn't get Brianna, who's my next, who's my next option. So as a arena is like, you know, she gets, she gets really, she gets really, I guess you could say motivated. She gets horny. She's horny. When, when guys come into her galley,

she gets horned up. We saw this all last season when Clover kept going into her galley to eat snacks and she was like, Oh, I got this muscly man coming in to eat celery sticks. It's just a little bit hot. The flotation is a bit hot, it's like, they just want their food. I get it, she's stuck in a galley all day, she doesn't get to like co-mingle with everybody like everybody else. I mean, it's like me, I don't do any co-mingling and I have a task rabbit coming today and I shaved my nuts.

Like, is it sad? Yes, is it logical? It's completely not, I'm not gonna do anything with a task rabbit, but I found a hot task rabbit. At least his picture says he's hot. And you know what? That's it. I took a shower.

Just in case. I deodorized. I'm wearing completely clean clothes, clean underwear. I mean, it's crazy over here. So he's gonna show up. I'm gonna have a tie on. Gonna be like, hello. Come in please.

Would you like to sit down? I need any dinner. Well, you never know what you always be prepared, you know? So, um, so, uh, Vian's like, Oh, you've really outdone yourself. And he, she's like, well, I don't think so honey, but that's very sweet of you to say. So we should probably get married soon. He's like, kind of snacks. Yes. So, um, meanwhile, she's gonna be serving up filet mignon, carrot puree, red huangjoo, and a parmesan crisp.

And so now dinner is served, and douchebags over there like, yeah, millennials? Like, we had to work hard. What the fuck are you talking about? People have been complaining about millennials for three decades. Sir? I know. Where'd this come from? You don't get to steal like the Gen X. This is like,

Gen X is having the we worked hard moment. I mean, listen, you don't get to say that we worked hard until you're at like at least 50, which is why all the Gen Xers are doing this now. But as a millennial, like, no. Gen Xers are ridiculous too. And we fucking know it. Because we had whole movies made about how lazy we are. Well, I'm a Gen Xer, you're a millennial, right? But Gen Xers had the whole movies, like reality bites about how lazy we are and how uninspired we are.

Yeah, and now we're like, oh, we had to do everything ourselves. If we're full of shit, and so we're millennials. I think it's just nature, where young people are like, old people suck and they smell, and old people are like, these kids, we had to work hard in our day.

It's all a lie. Humanity is known for being fairly lazy and good for nothings until we're too old to actually do anything. And then we complain that we worked harder than anybody else. This is just an example of someone trying to put some space between him and Gen Z, right?

Because Gen Z is currently, they're the punching bag for the laziest. So he's like, God's millennials. We had to work hard, you know, like the kids that are growing up now, they're weak. Those are weak kids. Yeah. So then someone goes, yeah, yeah. Cause you know what? You're in an alpha-less testosterone-less society of weak men, except for these boys. Oh God, douchebags. So then, um, you know, they're complimenting each other. They're like, yeah, you guys look good at least at least the staff looks good. So then, um, someone's like, uh, it looks like that steak has an au jus on it.

She goes, yeah, it's carrot puree and Parmesan crisp. It's like, you've ruined our only protein with sugar and Parmesan. Did you put some au jus on this? I love putting, you put au jus on this. I don't know why that's so fun to me. There's some au jus. I think the au is like, the au part is like a-

Au jus? It's like it's served au jus, but like it's jus that's on it, Not au jus. Did you put some au jus? It's like saying, did you put some, did you put some on top sauce? And one of the, one of the guys, yeah, I call it on top sauce. Cause that's what I am on top. But one of the guys is like, yeah, this fucking generation, all they're obsessed with is fame. Can you imagine living a life where all you care about is money and celebrity? And one of the guys is like, yeah, this fucking generation, all they're obsessed with is fame. Can you imagine living a life where all you care about is money and celebrity?

And one of the friends goes, yeah, that's just fucking disgusting. Okay, people who just paid to be on a boat so you could increase your celebrity. You are so you're such a fucking hypocrite. No, no, it's more than that. Well, he says, it's more than just that he paid to be on a boat. He has a videographer who is hired to trail him at any single thing he does. Like, get my calves, bro. Get my calves coming up the stairs. Get my calves. And he's saying like, yeah, man, the pursuit of money and fame is the one, two lowest vibrating forms of energy. No wolf wants

that. A wolf already is famous in his own heart. Such low vibrations, bruh." So Captain Jason is not impressed with these people or this dinner. He's like, you know, 10 out of 10 is flavor presentation, you know, gold kimono. But this was about a 7 out of 10. I mean, we hit some points, you know, the guests seem happy. They also seem completely guests seem happy. They also seem completely ridiculous. But they're happy. And I know it's a tough time for Serena, but the food has still got to be 100%. You know, I need Serena's food to be as good as she is crazy. Yeah. So everyone takes a photo and then wake up at like 545 am. and then I was gonna wake up at like 5 45 a.m. and so Zarina's asking like have the guests were happy and Captain Jason's like well you know they're all very fitness oriented so they're not eating a lot of carbs and the soup was just like big just big bowl of bread

with soup in it you know it's just like a lot so read the room read the preference sheets if a douche bag comes on just see what what a douche bag would want to eat and think about that. Okay. So yeah, it's bad. Yeah. I mean, it's like, yeah. And the filet mignon should have been seared. And she's like, I tried to sear it. And he goes, you couldn't get it hot enough. She goes, no, I mean, it gets hot. It's just, I didn't want to burn it. No. And he's like, okay, well, we're going to have to fight through these hiccups. I think it's very natural that a five-star chef

doesn't know how to sear a filet mignon. So that's something I can work with, thankfully. Yeah, see the other thing, when you get rid of Anthony's arena, now all of your flaws are on display. And the fact that you said you were afraid of burning the steak, that's really bad if you're a professional chef,

if you don't understand how to sear versus burn. Yeah. And she's like, Oh my God, it's just rough because, you know, I mean, first I had Anthony in here questioning my food and now I've got him in here questioning my food. Well, then make less questionable food. And I'm not saying that that's okay for Anthony. You should have just told Anthony to shut up. But yeah, exactly. So now it's 10, 10 23 PM and Brianna and Harry are in a break room and he's like, do you need a hand? She goes, literally one hand.

Ha ha ha ha. He's like, oh yeah, I'll get that. All right, sign for tomorrow night. Last time was fun, I enjoyed it. She's like, yeah, had a great time. Yeah, I liked it. I'm not sure if you did as well. She goes, yeah, you did? Oh, I did. Are we talking about the

kiss? Cause I've been wondering, are we going to talk about the kiss at some point? I like the kiss. Are we talking about the kiss, right? Yeah, the kiss. Yeah, it was great. Would you like to do something on a turnover day? Like maybe go on a date, something like that, you know? And she's basically, uh, they flirt and he kisses her again. Yeah. She's like, Oh my God, thank God. I thought he was ghosting me. Oh God, thanks for your offer of one hand. So then they're actually kind of perfect together.

They are. And Brianna tells Lara and Lara's like, get over here, my little baby giraffe. Scott, I'm going to really, really try to push that baby giraffe thing for a little while here, see if it catches on. Scott Payne I feel like they're really perfect together, but I also feel like if they were like pioneer people and lonesome dove, they'd be the first people killed. Probably like robbed and killed like in within their weeks. Scott Payne Because we're in a always like goofily smiling. It's like when I went into that liquor street,

a liquor store down the street, um, from my place in LA that I lived for years, I went in, there was always this Russian guy who worked there. And one day he's like, listen, I like you, but please let me give you advice. This thing you do. I said, what? And he goes, what's your mouth? And I was like, smile. He goes, yes, stop that. And I said, why? I'm just being friendly. And he's like, don't do it. Where I come from, it makes you stupid.

I said, what do you mean to me like stupid? Like I don't study because I smile. He's like, no, you know, special stupid. I'm like, oh, okay. What an asshole. But it's always kind of stuck. I still do it. I still walk in everywhere like, hi, how are you?

But I've always thought about it. And I think about it when I see these two together. They're like, oh, oh, oh, oh. And I'm like, I'm gonna rob them. Even I would rob them. I would push them down in the street and rob them. Well, you know why? You know why you do that?

Because we live in a society of weak testosterone-less men. We could be taking them to jail. Where are the alphas? Where have all the alphas gone? He'll find out where all the alphas are when he winds up eventually being convicted of fraud and sent to jail. And then he'll be dealing with some alphas up his bumhole. So, um, it's, I mean, let's, let's, yeah, it's like the jail thing. We all know, we all know that's his trajectory in life. This is a fraud happening here, right? This guy's going to jail. He'll be in jail soon. You just wait, you just wait and watch.

Then he can really talk about slaying dragons. So he probably listens to imagine dragons. He probably, uh, you know that probably so many of his videos have like Imagine Dragons playing in the background. You know all those Imagine Dragons songs, they bang a big drum and they're like, ooh. So anyway, Harry. They've probably got special security at their concerts.

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