Watch What Crappens - #2743 RHOBH S1413 Part Two: Caviar Taste on a Doritos Budget

Episode Date: February 26, 2025

This is part 2 of a two-parterThere’s a Caviar and Caftans party on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and Sutton rips Dorit for being poor after another comment on her alcohol intake. Who will end up with fish eggs on their face? To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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So then we go to bows and to read writing together on the way to the party and She's they're like, oh my god girl. I can't believe it. I have so much to tell you me too I haven't seen you since my fourth of July party. Hmm, well, I'm not gonna talk today, am I? Four eggs. Yeah, exactly. So then we see a flashback to the party and everything. And so then Kathy, we see also a flashback to one week earlier and Kathy was asking Kyle

about the trip to Augusta and Kyle says it was emotional. And Bo says, look, I think there was an opportunity just to say, hey, look, we need you in this sisterhood. We need you in this circle. And if you don't join, we're going to recruit a baby doctor. So get in, bitch. If we don't have a pinata to hit, how are the kids supposed to eat candy after it's broken?

Get in here. But also she's saying, you know, I wish we had known that she had all this trauma that she was reliving on this trip because maybe that would have made that day different, which it wouldn't have. But that's a nice thought on her part. And so she's like, what Sutton needs is to stop playing the victim in situations she created and then manipulate people and bully them into believing that she's the innocent one. I'm tired of it. I've had it. She's a court fitness. Have I used that one already?

I'm sick of people acting, playing the victim card. Now, Bose, you do, you will cover this riot, right? Because I'm $10,000 down after someone stole my purse at a big lots. So, Dereese. I'm sorry. Did I say Target before? I meant Walmart. I'm at a CVS Greens. So, uh, Dorit's like, I always say Sutton's behavior is very inconsistent. And I've been around that really nice, sweet, fun, compassionate person. And we see a flashback to two months earlier when Sutton was trying to be nice. And she's like, if you're getting divorced, I will be there with you to laugh in your face.

I mean, laugh with you at something, to be a sisterhood, you know, nice friend. And then we go back to the present and she's like, but I've also been around her evil twin sister. And it's like, they don't even have to show a flashback for that because we all know what that's like. Yeah, look, I mean, I think she got along with Dere, with Sutton before, because when you're trying to get along with someone and make a new friend, you should know what they're interested in and, you know, talk to them about their hobbies and stuff. And she found it with Sutton,

because Sutton loves divorce. That's Sutton's hobby. She's like, you're getting a divorce? I'm going to be there every step of the way. I'm going to get that man by the balls. I'm going to squeeze him until money starts falling out of his ears. And she's like, I've never seen the side of you. It's my hobby. until money starts falling out of his ears. And she's like, oh, I've never seen the side of you. It's my hobby. Unfortunately, when you squeeze PK by the balls, the only thing that comes out is Cupid Mayo.

So... One time it did get it to give me a Keurig style mocha. Delicious. The worst part is when he started saying, It was almost filling my cup. And then it went, And I realized I had had water. He kept calling himself Nespiquet. So, Doreen is like, I think that today is a good day for us to definitely at least hold her accountable, accountable. She's like, yes, to talk about it.

I agree with that. So I love, both started this like, you know what we should do? She had some trauma and I think at this point, we need to reach out to Sutton and say, Sutton, we still love you, you're part of the circle. And Darit goes, you mean yell at her? Good, I mean, let's do it.

Let's confront the bitch. Why not? Oh, the good story to tell Keely later. So... Well, at least somebody paid attention to me. They're having an egg party. A lot of egg houses at this place. So, rare caviar caspia.

I've never heard that term. Of course, me, listen, we're at Caviar Caspia. I've never heard that term. Of course, me, listen, what a surprise. Ben Mandelker doesn't know a term that has anything to do with reproduction because I'm like, vagina's scary, I'm a gay man. But I haven't heard that term, egg house, before. I guess is that like a follicle or something like that?

I don't know. You know what, I'm just nodding. Who are you asking? Like, oh, what the fuck? You want to talk about, you know, the history of war in America? Like, what the fuck? I'm typing an egghouse vagina. This was not the right thing to look up. Why did you put vagina in there?

Just put egghouse. Okay, egghouse uterus. No, because then you wind up getting a bunch of breakfast places. Egghouse uterus. How a fertilized egg finds its home in a uterus. I think I'm just, you know what? So we go over to Caspia and there's a long table, which thank God they planned this out because it's incredible. And there's vodka bottles lined up, so they are expecting sudden, which is nice.

And there's some very bad handwriting on some place cards. And Jennifer Tilly is like, I've got place maps everybody, there's place maps there. Pete Slauson They're place cards, okay, and they're written terribly. Jennifer Tilly Well, look, I've got a caftan. Oh, it's hard to walk in a caftan. Second trip in a week, two weeks in a row, people tripping. Okay. Hello, everything is great. The first time I went to Caviar Caspia was during fashion week, and it's the place to go in Paris. And like when you go there, like you see all the super models and the designers and the famous people and the food is phenomenal. And I mean, caviar and everything. And like always, when you go to the Caviar Caspia,

you're hoping someone else is going to pick up the bill. Like, lady, you've got Simpsons money. You're picking up the bill for everyone there. Okay. You're picking up my bill when I go out with you, if I ever get to live out that dream. So she's talking to her other friends who aren't on the show and she's like, you know, Anna Marie, this is my friend Whitney, this is my friend Diana. Diana's the most fun girl. One time she took off her top and jumped into a swimming pool, sucked off a horse and grabbed the edge of a helicopter blade and spun around and around until she was flinged off into Santa Barbara.

Fun girl. And Marie's like, wow. So then Erica arrives and she's like, I like this Jennifer Tilly. I think she's smart. I think she's fun. She has incredible style. Couture, jewels, couture, captain.

I'm into it. I give a fuck. So, she's transferred to Sutton. I do into it. I give a fuck. So, um, she's trying to do something. I do not know. Yeah. So Garcella arrives next and Jennifer's like, Oh my God, I'm a people here. We have the same cat tan. Oh, you're gorgeous in blue. We both did the blue eyeliner. I love that. I love what you've done there.

And then fate Resnick shows up. I mean, wow. Wow. This is a big episode. Yeah. A big one. Morally corrupt. Fae Resnick.

I mean, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure Resnick shows up. I mean, wow, wow, this is a big episode. Pete Slauson Yeah, it's a big one. Pete Slauson Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick with Kathy Hilton. I'm wearing a caftan made out of

lemons because I've been to Capris. Anybody? Love their lemons there. Pete Slauson Lots of hugs going around and everyone's talking about it. I'm so glad it's not as hot as it was at July 4th and everything. And then we go over to Sutton, Kyle and Jen, Kyle's personal assistant slash friend, riding in Jennifer Tilly's Caviar and Cav-T- I'm writing to the party in an SUV. And Kyle's like, um, so I was filling Jen in on what happened the other day at the streets and she was like the first one there. And like Sutton was like the first one there and like no one was there. She just had to sit there and like sat there and sat there and sat there and sat there.

It was like hilarious. Yeah, for 40 minutes. It was disturbing. So, we see a clip of that. Sutton just walking around that farmhouse like, what do I do in a style like this? It's just terrible. It's horrible. Are these plastic floors? What do I do in a style like this? It's just terrible. It's just horrible.

Are these plastic floors? I mean, I was just, I was watching the babysitter's club and Kyle's like, what's the babysitter's club? They're Dorit's friends, so they were like all 14. Yeah. So you want me to be nice? They're like, oh my God, 14, son. Yeah, well, you want me to be nice?

I'm not being nice today. This is not nice, son. I don't't know why Dorit continues to come after me. And she's like full on squint mode where she's just squinting at the cameras and her little cat eyes are gleaming behind her eyes. Like she's ready to rip her everyone. She's like, I mean, there's obvious reasons. There's people in our group that have a lifestyle that Dorit aspires to have. Unfortunately, she did not marry

someone rich enough. Okay? Now, I could understand the confusion when you marry the Billsbury doughboy. That man could be getting a lot of residuals, but unfortunately, he's just an actor at the end of the day. Unfortunately, crescent rolls aren't going to pay the bills. So then they go back to Caviar Caspia and everyone's drinking and enjoying things and Fay Resnick is like, aren't going to pay the bills. So, um, uh, so then they go back to caviar, caspia and everyone's drinking and enjoying things and favorite as Nick is like, Oh, I'm dying to see your jewelry. Well, are you seeing this stuff? This is wonderful. And then there's, you know,

Jennifer's showing off her jewelry. She's like, this is kind of God. No, this is kind of God. No, this is kind of God. No, this is Bulgari. This is Bulgari. Um, this is forever 21 just to mix Bulgari. This is Forever 21, just to mix it up. And this one, I don't even know what this one is. This is just some sort of like gold thing that I just picked up somewhere just by being rich, yeah. Yeah, these people are so tacky on this show, I love it. Because on one end, it's like, it is the glamorous one.

Like even the car Erica drove up in, I was like, oh my God, they got her a really nice car on Beverly Hills to drive that back. But they're just so tacky. Like, oh, yeah, look how much money I had from this and that. It's so trashy. I mean, they're so rich, but so trashy. I love it.

This one I got by raiding a pyramid in Egypt. That was wonderful that I got to do that one. I love that one. This one is from, oh, this one's from a sacred temple in remote India. So I got that one as well. It's just lovely. I'm sorry. Did you say Inja? Please get out of here. You weren't invited, naughty boy. All right. I'll go I'm a trophy. You don't gotta tell me I'm a trophy because I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know

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know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know both. And everybody comes, everybody's here. So Dorit is not dressed in a caftan. She's wearing like some black and white splotchy dress. And it's awkward. And Garcelle's like, oh, does Chanel not make caftans? Was there nobody with a CC stamp for Dorit today? Don't tell Tallulah Getty or whatever her name is. Talatha Getty. So, Garcelle. Yes. So, I like how Garcelle says, is that why Miss Thing isn't wearing one? Miss Thing.

So, everyone's ordering drinks and everything and Kyle asked for a mocktail and Dorit's like, well, I think I missed the caftan memo. Someone's like, how did you miss that? Which is actually a fair question. I mean, everyone's wearing a, everyone's wearing a caftan. Even like, even like the Uber drivers are wearing caftans just in case they might get invited in.

Even Faye, who wasn't invited, is wearing a caftan, you know? And something's like, did I miss the caftan memo? Idiot. Is she stupid? I guess poor people don't understand what caftans are. So... I didn't read the invitation properly. I read the caviar caspia, so I knew there was caviar. I knew that there was a friendly ghost, but I didn't see the caftans part. I'm just not a big fan of them. So this deodorant will have to do anyway.

Hmm. Ha ha ha. Sutton, it's important to stay hydrated. And because Sutton's drinking water, Andrew, it's like, oh, is that because of our tet a tet? She's like, is it okay for me to drink water? Am I allowed to drink water? Aren't I allowed to have drink water? Or is that something that a tet? A tet. She's like, is it okay for me to drink water? Am I allowed to drink water? Aren't I allowed to have drink water or is that something that a poor person doesn't understand?

Oh, are you in that mood today? She goes, no, why'd you ask? You started it, Tariq. You started it. Leave me alone. She will not leave me alone. I said it five years ago when I met her when I met her and I unleashed my instant famous line. Let the mouse go. Roll it boys. You can now buy that on a ballgown that's $19,000 from my store. And on the back, Green Line. It says, let the mouse go. Sure. Let the mouse go. Hashtag Green Line. Green Line. Green Line. Travis

Yeah, she's kind of giving her shit, but I don't know, my friends give me so much shit every time I don't have a drink. I can't be so mad at Dorit yet. I'm sorry, I can't. I know, I see that there's all this outrage about it. I just, like, I'm just not feeling it. Jared Liespil – There is? Travis I think it's funny. And I think that Sutton is so defensive about drinking that she's making herself look like an alcoholic. I've never seen anybody that's defensive.

Just be like, shut up, Dorit. This is my favorite version of Sutton. When Sutton is totally unhinged, it's just the best and like everything sets her off. So she's like, well, I need to tell her I am not a mouse. Okay. She goes, is it okay for me to drink water? She's like, okay, but listen, I never know which Sutton I'm going to get, but now I know.

And so then they move over to the table because the potatoes are going to get cold. And so Jennifer, Jennifer, put on your blindfolds. I have a very special, special surprise. Take them off. That's right. The tables are in a line. Well, this is revolutionary.

Revolutionary. Did one of the architects from Spain organize this? So everyone's sitting down and they're looking and Garcel notices a name at the table, a seating tag, place tag, whatever, place card. And she says Anne Marie and Garcel's like, what? Who's Anne Marie? I'm going to preload my no. And then we see like a flashback to America's favorite, America's favorite housewife, Anne Marie. Anne Marie. Yeah. She's like, you, I know everything about your esophagus because I am a doctor,

a medical doctor surgeon. No, these are my friends. This is a non-famous Anne Marie. They're like, oh, thank God. She goes, I thought for a minute there. Oh, hell no. Anne Marie is like, and another lawsuit. I will be suing you along with the Medical American Association. This is all because of the libs.

Well, guess who's not gonna be showing up at your lib party anytime soon? I am now spearheading a new movement called MEA which is Make America Esophagus Again. We have 8.5 members. So they sit down and it's awkward because Sutton and Dorit are already sniping at each other and Dorit's like, wow, what a great way to start the day, a dry drunk. Say thank you. Hi, Faye Resnick is here. Hello.

Jennifer, that's amazing you were nominated for an Academy Award, unlike Kyle's best friend who won one Way to keep current. Hey way to keep current It's very very long time ago and I did get to go to the big show It was nice Gregory Peck stepped on my train Really? Well, um one time Taylor Armstrong threw What's this buns Vanderpump into a pool. Ken Vanderpump. So, pretty close.

Who's Gregory Peck? Am I right? Hi guys. Am I right? So, yes, there's Gregory Peck and I wore Isaac Mizrahi. Oh, really? And you and your sister are the only sisters that have been nominated or was that Olivia de Havilland and her sister too? I love when Erica does her Wikipedia research before a scene. It's always so funny. I was married to a lawyer. Yes, Olivia de Havilland and Jones Fontaine. That's who you're thinking about. Both of them are owners of dresses that that motherfucker Gregory

Peck didn't step on. So I raised a potato to them. Yes. And we are also the only two Chinese American people that were nominated also. And Herk is like, oh, you're Chinese? Yes, I'm half Chinese and my dad, my dad was Chinese. Oh, really? Because I'm 10% native. Shut up up Eric. Shut up. How did this not get blocked like what? It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappins commercial. In the 1980s, a rose swept the country.

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that song that she sang, half breathe. Yeah, but she's on me and I'm from the valley. Gross. Which I did not know this, by the way. And then I go, isn't that funny? Isn't that funny? She's in the valley. How hilarious. And Erica's like, yeah, Sherrilyn Sarkeesian from fucking Van Nuys, that's fucking Cher, give me a break. And I can't get a hit single. Come on.

You've got to be kidding me. Oh, Erica, you've got a real thing about the Valley. And let me just say, as another Chinese person, I just don't understand it. Kelly Dodd comes in and she goes, I'm black. So Eric- Well, we love the valley, I lived in the valley. Come on, you know it's the only place I can get consistent work. Listen, who doesn't love the valley?

I mean, you're always at least five minutes away from a wiener schnitzel. So Jennifer Tilly is like, okay everybody, does anybody want a cocktail? So they are gonna, they order stuff. And Sud's orders- Sud doesn't want to be bugged about her alcohol. It's like, can I get some champagne and a white wine glass?

Thank you. I just need a bigger ice skin glass. Thank you. Do you have a jug? Do you have a gallon jug? Just bring that over. Okay. And if not, I'm gonna go.

Oh, look at you speak la PC and look at you speaking French. Yeah. Savo Francais. You see ourselves like, girl. She's like, I mean, I can't decide. Sorry. I can't decide which person I'm going to be today. According to poor rate. And they just look at her like, what, what are you talking about? And then a Bose kind of looks over at her and both just wants to eat a pickle, you know, like both just like not paying attention really, but she looks over at her like what and said, well, how many people do you have in you today? And she goes, how many what? How many people do you have in you today? She's

how many people do I what I've got four eggs. Are they? Are egg houses considered people? Hey, could someone put my four egg houses on le Piscine? Thank you, not the only one. How many people do I have? One, myself. I don't have voices talking to me, honey. How many do you have? So, booze.

She didn't get the joke. She didn't get what Sutton was saying at all, which is so Sutton. No, she got it. No, she got it. She was being very nice. She was basically saying like, excuse me. Also, she got it. She was being very nice. She was basically saying like, excuse me. Also, it's a great way to ruin someone's zinger is if someone's like, aha, I'm going to dis you. And then you say, wait, can you say that again? I didn't

hear it. And then they like lose their momentum and you're like, Oh, okay. So both, I think both had full control over that situation. So sudden stock, well, Doreen already mentioned which person are you today? So rewind 20 minutes. I never know which Sutton I'm going to get, and now I know. Oh my god, how offensive. This is so offensive. I can see why Sutton has a fit.

I've never heard anything so offensive. So Dorit goes, is that what you were referring to? That little comment I made? He goes, that's what you said. That is what you said, Dorit. It's what you were referring to that little comment I made? Because that's what you said. That's what you said to read. What you said. Because Erica's like, Oh, God, we can't fight foods coming guys, please. I don't get an opportunity to eat baked potatoes with rose on them. All right, come on. Guys, it's my once a year baked potato. Okay. And I just had my once a year hot dog. Oh, and by the way, I just want everyone to know that on Monday after we talked

so much about Sir Weiner's, and this is on the heels of Erica talking about her hot dog last week, I did, after we were done podcasting, I did drive off to a roadside stand and I ate two hot dogs. I just want to say this show influences me. Wow. For this network. Yeah. It was fabulous. You got your hot dog in there. Good for you. Just want to make sure I'm going to update all the zero people who cared about that. So your hot dog gobble. So then, uh, Dorit's like, let me just back off a bit. Just you back off of me. And she's like, when my lunch has been spoiled, all right, dude, it's without PK here. It's the first time I actually have a chance to eat

something on my own plate. So please. And I said, Oh, well, I'm going gonna say something to you. I'm going, I'm gonna go. And I mean, this sincerely is so dre just goes, hold on. Ding, ding, ding. Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs has an announcement to make. So Sun goes, okay, we don't need you. We don't need a table announcement. Okay, I'm just talking to you. She's like, okay, everyone, so Tom has something to say. Everyone, please, please let this deranged person speak. Okay, no, I came to your house of four to your Fourth of July party to celebrate this country. And I came calm and I came in peace. And I waited. And as soon as Kyle got there, you came down and then you took my handbag. Oh, they all say they come in peace at first. Ask my ancestors.

So, Dread's like, oh, how vicious of me. Heaven forbid, a little humor. He, he, he, he, he. Oh, was it humorous? Well, it depends on your mood. It's humorous if you were in a good mood. Well, I wasn't. I came in in politeness.

I bought you a very nice bottle of champagne. That's definitely out of your price bracket. It's called't. I came in in politeness. I bought you a very nice bottle of champagne. That's definitely out of your price bracket. It's called Andre. I think you would like it. And I cut flowers from my garden. I held them for 30 minutes in your lobby. Now, technically it wasn't flowers. They were just dandelions, which are actually weeds, but whatever. They made your lobby look nice. And Garza goes, not lobby. She goes, well, it looked like a lobby because I was the only one there. So you know, you wanted to a lobby because I was the only one there. So you know, you wanted to point out the vodka

and the grapefruit juice, and then you put vodka in your Coca-Cola, which I thought was interesting. Well, and then we sit down and I get a watermelon drink and you go, aha, you're asking if there's alcohol in it? That was a jab, that was a jab. And everyone's just looking at her like, what is this crazy lady?

Like you have not said one offensive thing yet, except that she made you wait 30 minutes. The rest of it's like, so she put some Coca-Cola in her. What are you mad about? And then drink goes, why was it a jab? And she's, and by the way, it's pronounced jib. It was a jib. And at least I served Rosé in a rosé glass. So, Sudden's like, after what happened last year and what you did to me, she's like,

what did I do to you last year? You insinuated that I had a drinking problem and I am not a drunk, even though I clearly have very defined opinions on where vodka should go. Down my throat. Not on Coca-Cola, but down my throat. Then we see a flashback to the reunion where Dorit is wearing that fucking red outfit with

the scarf over her head. National Geographic. Hashemina. I laughed so hard. I forgot about that. I don't know how I forgot about it, but it made me laugh so hard. And so he's like, well, wait, do you think that she has an alcohol, do you think she's an alcoholic? And Dreet's like, I don't know.

Well, I didn't mean to insinuate, but you did kind of, but I don't, I'm just saying I don't know. Well, how do I know if she has a drinking problem? Smell a breath. How dare you? How dare you? So, we come back to present and Dreet's like, so I was the only one talking about your drinking. It's like, but Kyle was there too, but Kyle has apologized to me. She did a split and said, sorry. So, Dorit's like, oh, and I didn't apologize, I didn't apologize to you? No, I thought you did. And then we get back to the reunion and she's like, I'm sorry that you have a drinking problem. She goes, I don't think that you have a drinking problem, Sutton. And she goes, well, I don't.

Well, I don't know. I don't know. That's a very big apology. Sorry that I don't know. Sorry, I can't figure out if you have a drinking problem or not. Maybe if you were sober for once, I would be able to tell the difference between you being sober and drunk. But until then, I don't know. And you thought that was an apology? Well, I wasn be able to tell the difference between you being sober and drunk, but until then, I don't know."

And you thought that was an apology? Well, I wasn't going to let you perpetuate that myth, which is what you wanted to do. You picked at me, and I'm sorry, you need to pick on somebody else whose wallet fits. And Garstel goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, okay. Garstel's like, listen, I'm always on your side, but calm it down over there. And Kyle's just like, no, ma'am, I cannot believe what just came out of her mouth. You should never poor shame someone. You should just drive in front of Kim's house and just honk and wait until she comes out

and tries to get on her bicycle and you're in a Range Rover. That's fun enough, isn't it? Kyle What you have to do is you go to Kim's house and you give her two envelopes and say, one has poster stamps, one has food stamps. You have to choose, but you only get one and just watch her reaction. That's all you do.

So then Erica is, by the way, sudden thing didn't totally make sense. Like don't pick on someone whose wallet fits. I guess you're saying like pick on someone whose wallet fits your wallet. Like who's in your bracket. Don't pick on someone so rich. Yeah wallet. Like who's in your bracket. Don't pick on someone so rich.

Yeah. Find someone, find another poor person a vibrant. Whose wallet fits the bill. So Erica said, Oh, so you think you're bigger than her? And son's like, I think my wallet is. Only because it's got little tiny airline parts of vodka in it. Most people on this show like it when someone says that there's something bigger than them, something larger than them. Like, oh, does your wallet make me look skinny? So Dorit's like, and now we're seeing Sutton go where she's most comfortable to go, as low as you can possibly go.

Just because she thinks her ex-husband dropped a big pucker-pucker in her lap, it doesn't give her license to be such a fucking C word. She just really loves saying the C word this season. Yeah. It's like the only big thing your big wallet has bought you is a horse instead of a date. I was like damn. Well guess what? My horse was my date.

There I said it. It's sick, but it brings me love. Stop picking on me. pick on somebody else. Well, what does money have to do with it? All right. Erica, who's like, come on my private jet motherfuckers. Like Erica was the biggest ragged of money, but Erica has been humbled, you know, and Sutton is still in that unhumbled place. So she's like, I'm just, I just want her to back off of me. I'm tired of it. I am tired of it.

I am tired of it. We let me know when back off of me. I'm tired of it. I am tired of it. I am tired of it. Well, let me know when you're done saying I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. I am tired of it. I'm tired of it. So here we go. I'm talking about your wallet size. Don't fuck with me. I don't regret it. I won't regret it. In fact, I'm proud that I said it. Sutton is just like, Oh, I love her living in her bitchery. So Sun's like, well, let me make this very clear. Missy? When she said Missy, oh my God, I died.

And then Erica's like, wow. What's with the Missy? Why you saying Missy? Because she was breaking bacon. She made it clear she didn't want me to be there. So guess what? I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go missing. So it's justified for you. It's not okay for for coil. Just I was sitting on the side of the road. Okay, I wasn't sitting on the side of the road in a bathrobe. Okay, when I stormed out, I stormed out fully clothed and in a classy way. I stormed out like a person with a big wallet would storm out. Kyle was just like a poor person in a bathrobe. And then we see that guy and Kyle looks offended and we see the flashback of Kyle like, I am leaving, I am leaving, I am leaving. And crying on that street in Hancock Park. So, Sutton's like, I left because my hostess did not want me to be there.

She goes, oh, did I call you a bitch? No, but I should have called you a fucking bitch. Oh, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. Bruce is like, and Garth goes, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Everyone's just making noises, fans at the end of the table, going, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo. Well, I'm the one who's being mean to her. Do you see that?

I'm the one who's made to make her feel uncomfortable. I'm the one who's made to make her feel uncomfortable. I'm the one who's unwiddled coming. And she tells us, I'm so over Sutton's bullshit. Honestly, I don't want to be around someone who is as tacky, low, classless. That's what fitness is. Is that still working, the cunt fitness? Question, anyone?

Does anyone got a mirror well she needs one because she needs to touch up but Sutton Sutton really needs a fucking sudden first of all don't steal my mirror line i was setting myself up for my own punchline don't get to take it away from me so excuse me mirror please to seat number three because Sutton needs a fucking mirror that she can hold up, hold on everyone, to her face. Ha ha, got her. I don't want these girls getting into a caviar food fight. That would be messy and expensive. I'm thankful it's...

Well, what about you saying, I'm sorry that was a terrible joke, I take it back and then we're done. She goes, oh, you think that's really good? You think that's going to be done? She says, well, I don't know, but give it a shot. She says, okay, let me try it. Such an I'm so sorry. That was a terrible joke.

You're stupid cut fitness. And they're like, great job, Doreen. Well, that worked out well. Well, go on then. Tell me what to do then. Do you mean that sincerely? Do you mean it, Doreen? Do you mean it?

Garth's like, just say my bad. Don't say anything after that. Okay, if I offended you or upset you, even in that moment, had you said, Doreen, please don't do that, it's actually upset, I did say it. I did. No, you called me a bitch in me house. A bitch in me house. Well, it was warranted.

And then you decided that when you were gonna, you're gonna go up, you're gonna get up and walk out. No, I did not say I was gonna get up and walk out. I said, I'm gonna go. So Kyle's like, everyone, let me ask you a question. Okay, what do you two need from each other right now? So Simon goes, well, she has nothing to give me. I can promise you that, unless it's debt.

She's poor. That's what I'm saying right now. She is a poor, poor person. She has nothing to give me and I don't want it. And she goes, well, I mean, did you think I'm going to sit here and keep taking this, Kyle? And you have four people, Kyle, sitting there and watching with your little lips doing nothing, because I... What? What my lips do? I'm like literally trying to intervene and say, guys, does anyone know how to close a French door? Okay, you know what?

I am not dealing with somebody who actually wants to have a productive conversation, who wants to have any type of relationship, let alone a civil one. She's like, well, is there anything either of you guys can do? Is there anything, something that she can do to make you feel better? If I twirl my ponytail, will that make you guys feel happier? I think that if you guys could just agree on one thing. So what do you both think about Mauricio putting a picture of his dancing with the stars picture in the office? If I gave you guys complimentary over stock

from Kyle by Shahida, would that make you happy? Jared Larson So, it's like, I think that we need space. Yes. Well, I'm good with that. Give me space. It's all I'm going to be getting for the next five years after my house is taken away. Thank you. Thank you so much. Kyle Lundgren So, Kyle and Dorit switch spaces. And so now everyone is eating, now some more food comes out and Kyle's like, oh my God, it looks amazing. And Faye's like, well, I think Dorit just doesn't want people saying that she's late all the time. Oh yeah. Except that Dorit is late all the time, every single episode for six years.

Yeah, Faye's trying to be the great mediator here. She's like, yeah, Dorita doesn't want people saying she's late. And listen, I drink as much as you, Sutton. I mean, we just all have little buttons, don't we? And Erica's like, oh, God, Faye, Faye. She goes, what? And Garstow's like, well, hello, everybody.

This is Faye. Sutton, would you like to stand up and say your name? How dare you? I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that. I really... Listen, nobody wants to be put into a box because of it, period. We don't want to be judged. We don't want to be labeled, I mean, morally corrupt. How could you even? We just want to enjoy our lives. And I think that's the problem. And if enjoying your lives means exploiting your friend who was murdered, that's okay, because that's your pursuit of joy. Jared Liesveld And if anybody needs some completely unfashionable

wicker baskets installed into a closet anytime soon, just give me a call. Pete Slauson So, the potatoes arrive. They range from price 250 to $1,000. So, Jennifer is like, well, Dorit is just rub-ra. And it seemed like she's got a lot going on, you know, like she's like in an emotional state like poor Dorit. That was just throwing a bone to Sutton. And so it's like, not poor Dorit. She's mean as hell.

I don't want to see her. I don't want to speak to her. We're done. I don't care about her at all. So Kyle andon So, Kyle and Dorit are talking to the side and she's like, um, how are you? Which is my way of saying, can you ask me how I am? And Dorit's like, I didn't even get a chance to speak. She's like, yeah, she's definitely on fire today. No doubt. And I definitely did not like, stoke it in the car on the way over here. Pete Slauson Yeah. And she's kind of trying to make

Dorit make peace. But Dorit's like, I will not go back out there. Could you bring that baked potato? I'm really hungry. It's been a long time since I've been. Oh wait, this is fascinating. I'm really sorry you're hurt. We had another breadkin in my house today. Listen, okay, I keep telling myself, don't go there.

Don't go there. Oh, you're talking about oral sex with PK again? No, no. I'm saying if I go as fucking low as she does I will eviscerate her and I do don't want do not want to go low because I already did marry PK and that was Pretty low as it was so there's only so much a person's gonna take Yeah, well, maybe you guys need to like talk alone or something. I have new patients Oh, she's like well, she's definitely not letting you talk today. I mean, you know, Sutton, you know, it's Sutton. I mean, she just needs to cool down. And after, and then she tells us after spending time

with Sutton and Augusta and hearing the stories about her dad, you know, they should just like kind of give her a break. Basically, she's like, I now understand a lot more why Sutton's triggered by the drinking comments, you know? But she doesn't tell this to Dorit. She just tells this to us. Yeah, I'm not going to bring this up. Yeah, I'm not going to give any context to Dorit, but I'll just hold onto this card. Yeah. I'll just let Dorit flounder here.

Yeah. Well, I just need a break from her. She's too coo coo. She's too all over the place. And when she balances her meds, she can come to see me, period. Well, that's another one with Sutton. So, Carl's like, oh yeah, she gets offended by that. I wouldn't say that.

She's, well, she gets offended by almost everything. I'm so over this woman, she's gross. I don't even have any will to try anymore. I just want to go home while I've got it and leave this miserable beat to enjoy a big wallet. You guys should talk just like the two of you. So now it's the next day and everything's like, fun, fun, fun. And then a boom.

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LOL am I right? Wow Sutton, I'm facetiming you. Have you seen the social media? Did you see the photos of him in Greece at the airport with a girl who has no clothes on? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, and we see the picture of Mauricio kissing this young girl at the Avis Rent-a-Car airport. Shh.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. So Sutton's like, we got a lot to unpack here. We got a lot to unpack here. We got a lot to unpack here. So then we go to Boze's and she's like, oh my God, Dorit, did you see the news? Um, was I in it? No, about Kyle. Oh God, what is it? Well, girl, and well, it was a girl and wasn't, oh, this isn't a friendly kiss, like, oh,

we've been together type of kiss, like homegirl's hands were all up around his neck. And she goes, oh, it felt like a punch in the gut for Kyle, I'm sure, was very funny for me. So then we go over to Kyle and Erica calls her and Erica's just giving her a look on the phone like, oh, what, what? Well, I was gonna ask you how you are. She's like, I really don't know how I am right now. To be honest, I mean, I'm just here in the house.

There's a chair stuck in the doorway. I don't know how to get it out. I've been crying in the mini cottage all day. So Kyle's like, well, she's like, I mean, I had no idea, but it's like all over the internet. Like I don't even know. She's well, if you're meeting someone, why are you greeting them at the airport? And if you know this is going to happen. It's like, yeah, obviously. Like when someone gets a shot of you like that, like you just don't know. Like obviously he like didn't know his picture was being taken. Like obviously. And like, I don't think this, especially in Europe, you're expecting that to happen. Yeah.

Like what, see like why is it paparazzi in Greece taking a photo of Mauricio? I don't think that's I don't think that's something that's just gonna happen on its own listen This is what you know, I've been saying this forever that those two are just planning all these paparazzi shots There's no way that anybody cares as much about Kyle and Morgan or Mauricio. I'm sorry. There's just no way us Yes, and so it's obviously fishy So I loved this episode because finally somebody is on that, you know? And so she's not that no one else thought it. It's just, you know, when you hear it on TV, it's like, Oh my God, I'm not as crazy as I thought. So she's like, Oh, he didn't do it on

purpose. Is that what you're implying, Erica? And she's like, no, I didn't say on purpose. I'm just thinking, yeah, it can't be my beef. That's what'm thinking. So when we go to Grissel FaceTiming Sutton and Sutton's like, I mean, that was not an accidental paparazzi shot. This was a planned photo and you know I'm being serious because I'm putting beats between each mob words and tiny little breaths. Also when you're as wealthy as Mauricio, you're not going to Avis. You have a car service. So like the fact that they were like in front of Avis, like smooching in Greece in front of Avis.

I think it was the baggage claim, right? I think the Avis was just the background. I don't think they were actually at the Avis. They weren't like waiting for their foreign escort. Are you sure? They're like, hi, I'm here to pick up my... I'm here to pick up my... I'm here to pick up the ease to a 25 year old... I will get insurance on that, yeah. So...

That was not accidental. That was a planned photo. And she's like, well, no one's gonna hire someone to take that photo. Just, yeah, they are. Now, I have been to the airport and really, honestly, I think I was in the airport when Jennifer Aniston was there and there was no paparazzi. And I just passed by her and said, poor bitch. Maybe next time grow your wall and you'll get a paparazzo.

So Sutton says, my one thought is this, are Kyle and Mauricio using paparazzi to tell our stories, to do a War of the Roses thing with, like those pictures of Morgan picking her up at the airport, getting gas, walking down the street? Wait, are you saying Mo planted those photos to get back at Kyle to do that? Wait, let me add one more thing. Wow. Jared Slauson I don't, she says 100%. I think that probably it's more likely that Kyle did it because Kyle is looking, you know, Kyle needs some more

feelings. So, what am I trying to say? Like, sympathy. I think Kyle feels like she needs some more sympathy from the girls. So, I think if anybody did it, it was probably Kyle. But I would believe that he did it. I definitely believe they both call the paps on themselves. I think they both call the paps on themselves. And Kyle is going to continue peddling the story that they're having the best, most amicable divorce of all time. And that's nice to think. But watch, this is, it's going downhill. It's going downhill. Well, yeah. And also it's the same episode where Kyle was saying, I think she told her therapist, you know, I thought this is what I wanted, but now he's off living his own life.

And I think it's time that I did something. Like I think it's time I made a change, inferring that she's going to get a divorce. Like it's finally time to get a divorce. And then coincidentally, then pictures show up of Mauricio with this young girl. So come on now. I think Kyle. Then she's also like, Oh, you're going to live your best life? Well, here's, she's not going to brag to him that she's living her best life, but she will make it seen and known. So, um, yeah,

it's a hundred percent they're going after each other with a paparazzi and, uh, it's fun and we benefit from it because it's hilarious. So, yeah. Good times. Yeah, as far as the Sutton versus Dorit stuff, I just, they're both assholes and I love it. I'm enjoying them both. I'm not terribly offended by either one of them at this point. I'm just enjoying the ride.

I'm just enjoying that the show has moved a bit out of its like the polite rut it had been in for a few seasons there towards the end of like the Lisa Rinna stint. They're not saying it's because of Lisa Rinna, I'm just saying it was around that time. And now they're just like outwardly, outwardly just really saying what's on their mind. I think that's actually really good for the show. Yeah. Well, super fun episode. Thanks for being with us, you guys. It was a very fun two parter. We'll be back tomorrow with some Summer House, which is also going to be wild because it's Kyle

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