Watch What Crappens - #2751 RHOBH S1414 Part Two: Runway or Another I’m Gonna Get You Get You Get You Get You

Episode Date: March 5, 2025

This is part 2!On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Sutton throws a fashion show, and Kathy Hilton walks the runway. Too bad she wasn’t a model.  Meanwhile, Kyle reels from paparazzi photos of Mauricio and a new lady friend.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap. So now Erica's in her kitchen and she has some champagne and she's like, Ma, to go drink a bottle of champagne out in the cabana. Turns out there's one other spot we forgot to do on our HGTV tour. She's like, yeah, it's okay. So now we see the cabana went from looking one way to looking another way. Yeah. And she's like, aren't you proud of me mama? She's like, oh, this rug is just gorgeous. You know, but Martin painted.

Did you see Martin painted? She goes, I do see Erica. I do. It's real pretty. And she's like, Wow, mama. So I'm just happy for you to see the house, you know, because, oh gosh, how some people would look at redecoration and some people will be, but to me it's a symbol, a symbol of star Nova. It really is for people who have nothing else going on in their lives. And it's interesting how all this has come to fruition, you know, emphasis on the fruit part of fruition. I mean that Martin Lawrence Ballard, am I right? So, you know the whole thing with Tom.

I'm really getting proud of you because I know what you've been through and there were days when I was scared to death you'd move back in with me and I'm so glad you stayed out here. The way you clanked, the way you clanked to those diamond earrings, Erica, I've never been prouder. And Erica's like, I tried not to think about how dark things were. My mother had every right to be afraid for me. And then we see the long montage that is now reframed as Erica has been the biggest victim in the world. And we come back and say, it's just easy. It's easy to get driven down into a dark hole.

I was ordering Taco Bell from Door Dash. And now look at me. Ding dong. Mom, could you get that? It's the Taco Bell from Door Dash. But I'm doing it happy and all. I'm basically an Oscar winner now, now that my music was played in the background of a strip scene in, or at some point,

you just got to listen real carefully for it. I won an Oscar, Mom. So we see more flashbacks of her going through it. And she goes, I'm proud of myself for not succumbing because that was a real option. I think of Tom less and less. I used to think of him every day and then it used to be a day or two when I don't think about him.

And it's been nice. But every now and then that Roomba comes into the living room to clean things and I'm like, Hey, Tom, I'm like, Oh God, it's not Tom. Anyway, I know he's been coming up for trial a couple of weeks, but that's going to suck. I'm not going to look. I don't know. I only want to know what I have to know. So then we see a headline. It's prosecutors say Tom Girardi spent $25 million of clients money on Erica Jane's entertainment career as Tom's criminal date is revealed, trial date is revealed.

She's like, Oh, it's just not healthy to be reminded of the past. Now I'm only looking for new poor people to rip off. So she's like, yeah, I'm done with past trauma. I'm only looking for new poor people to rip off. So I'm like, yeah, I'm done with past trauma. I'm done with it. Every time someone reminds me of Tom's trial, it's like cutting open a healing wound and I say something festering that smells like Tom in here. And then I think of Tom all over again. The point is, I'm trying not to think about Tom.

Okay, Erica. So any further thoughts about Tom? Oh, he just did it again to me. Serenade is like, well, Erica. I've got so many horizontal stripes in my house now because that's what Tom's gonna be wearing for the rest of his short life. Well, Erica, you have a lot to be proud of.

I mean, I saw you got a coffee mug that says I'm with stupid. That's funny. That's cool. You're doing the sad things for yourself, Erica. You know, it's drinking it straight from the picture anymore. You got a cabana. That's nice. So, you know, you know, sticking it out, going through what you went through and all you've achieved. I can only speak in such general praiseworthy ways. So many times before I have to kind of go back to Georgia. So anything else you need me to say for you to help you get through your scene?

It's been missing from the book, but here we are. Chapter one, Eric on her somewhat holy mother sitting in the cabana enjoying the fruits of Eric's labor. Mother has done nothing today, but Erica has done everything. Mama is proud and silent. Oh, Erica. Mama is silent. I told you, I'm in a new chapter, okay?

You know, I'm staring at the blank page before you open up a dirty window and letting the sun illuminate the words that you could not find Is that from the hills? Crash his car I've got projects. I've got dates. I've got stripes in my wall. I've got shows in London. I can do everything It's kind of open-ended. I got a new life to write now. Erica, why did you just spill that champagne on me? Fill the rain on your skin,

no one else can feel it for you, only you can let it in. Erica, I'm getting concerned about you now. Honey, I'm glad you're gonna be writing a new chapter, but could we try using less rhymes with pussy? That would be great. I would like to be able to show this book to some of my friends this time.

Mother, I've got big news. I'm dating Brody Jenna. Oh, okay, okay. I think you've taken this too far. I'm proud of you. You know, when you called and told me, Mom, I have a Porsche, I mean, now that's pride right there.

I mean, I just knew you were ready to soar to the top of the world and you're paying a lot of money in leases. I hope you've got a long contract with this show. You know, I have to say, honey, when you bought that Porsche, I thought my daughter's never going to be able to pilfer away her money again. But guess what? You did. I'm so proud of you. Yeah. So then we go to Porsche via or no port. We went there, right?

We did. We did go there. We're very fancy. We're very, yeah, we went there and it was very okay food. So, um, Dorit is like, she orders her cocktail, you know, the Belvedere with club soda with three lemons squeezed in really well. Thank you, Luis. He's like, my name's not Luis. And also what do I do with the carcasses?

You have to figure that out yourself because I'm not gonna say it on camera anymore. I'm a new woman. Normally I would say, carcass out! But not today. Today's a new treat. You know you can't pay with those carcasses. Oh, well, in that case, leave them out.

So Garcelle comes and she's like, please don't hug me. I'm not, I'm not ready for it. Oh, I know you're not feeling well. I feel fine. Just please don't touch me. Please stay over there. Don't want your poor all over me. So listen, Carcel. Carcel, it feels like it's been at least two months since I've been able to say, I'm good. I'm good. And you know what? Today I say it. I'm good. I'm good. And you know what? Today I say it. I'm good. At Inberg, I'm a star of short circuit.

Good. I also invented a printing press. So gee, hell hath frozen over. I would have never imagined that Garcel and I would have been sitting together, just the two of us. And then we see flashbacks to them. I mean, technically you guys have sat together, the two of us, but it's usually her saying, please stop saying problematic things. Pete Slauson Yeah. Garcel But here we are, just me and Garcel,

and hopefully she's brought her American Express because I'm not paying for this. Well, when Dorit came to me at Bose's Wellness and she apologized, she took accountability. And to me, that was a good start for us to try once again. Nothing more fun for me than trying to be friends with someone until they disappoint you about three hours later. Here we go again. It's so nice that Dorit has stopped being problematic. Gossel, would you please hang my coat? All right, I'm gonna ignore that and talk about

black girl missing number 73. All right? Jared Stop attacking me. You're yelling at me right now. Dorit So. Pete To us, being mamas, mean, we're mamas. And not only are we mamas, we're busy, busy mamas. Yes, yes, yes. How's life? There's so much going on that we don't know what to even say. Okay, I'll take it from here.

There's so much going on, so much to talk about. Like Bonnie Raitt says, let's give them something to, something about, talk about. Like Bonnie Raitt says, let's give them something to, something about talk about. Yes, that. Anyhow. I think that's a different song. No, it's not. I think it is. It's not.

I think it's, let's give them something to be busy mamas and papas about. Yes? No? I mean, so much. I mean, listen, Pek my right now, which is status crew. And I'm good. I'm happy. I'm happy that he's happy. And you know what? If he's happy, I'm happy. And happy is days. So if that tells you something, Garcelle's like, well, it tells me a lot. You're still a fucking idiot. And I don't know why I'm at lunch with you. Let me just say it's like Monday, Tuesday, happy days. Wednesday, Thursday, happy days. Friday, Saturday, happy days. Sunday, happy days. Do you see what I'm trying to say, Gar-San?

No. Well, I can relate to Dorit and what she's going through because nobody wants to get divorced when you have kids. My boys are 16 and I'm dealing with that. And I just look at her children and I think, God, neither one of you has a comp card. And it's sad. It's sad. You know, every day it's something else. I don't know if you saw the pictures yesterday. Oh, yes. PK in the bikini bottom. It was tragic. No, no, no. I'm talking about...

Maricio, I didn't even see those photos you were talking about. Oh, they were just on my phone. Kyle forwarded them to me. We're very close now. Okay, well, you know, I mean Maricio. I saw one of the blogs say that she took off the word wife after the picture surfaced and then we see headlines. Kyle removes wife from her Instagram. There are things going on in the world.

There are things that are actually happening in this world. Please stop covering who takes what off their Instagram bio. Just stop it. I don't know if I follow. So Kyle took wife off of her Instagram. So, she just calls herself a cast member of the real houses of Beverly Hills? No, not from that part.

The other part. What other part is there? Where she says that she's a wife. Oh, to whom? Okay, I'm not doing this anymore. Well, and then, you know, then we've got Kyle going to Morgan's concerts on the sidelines and people are speculating, is this Kyle's way of getting back at Mauricio?

Which is so funny, because it's so Kyle too. Really? Well, I'm taking the name wife off and then I'm gonna stand right in Morgan's concert, you know, right on the sidelines. You know what? Backstage. Yeah.

Well, if you don't want the rumors, you don't know I'm backstage. Yeah. Well, if you don't want the rumors, you don't do this and that. Mm-hmm. Yes, you don't do this and that. And you don't do the video and you don't do a pickup at the airport, you don't just say, let's move on. Exactly, no more this and that, like I said originally.

I mean, the last thing you ever want to do is this and that. Oh, these people are so crazy and they're so gossipy. I don't care if somebody wants to get a separation, but not to get to not get divorced and date other people who cares. I don't think there's one way you have to do it. I'm a proof of this separation so far. Wait, are you saying that you're pro this and that? I mean, don't do this and that. Well, it's just funny that Dereet is saying that because on White Lotus, that's a big thing because the character Greg is back on there and one of the other criminal guys is Walton Goggins is like, so what do you do? And he's like, oh, you know, a little this

and that. And Walton Goggins goes, oh, yeah, that's a good business. You know, I do a little this and that. And he's like, yeah, a little this and that, not a pretty strong industry. So it's like, criminal speak. And Dorit's like, I, a little this and that, not pretty strong industry. So it's like criminal speak. And to read it's like, I mean, you don't just go on doing this and that, cause that's kind of what PK does as well. So it's like a nice tie in with my favorite show. This and that.

Garcelle's like, well, it's hard to think that Mauricio is not going to move on with his life when Carl was so public and Morgan was picking Morgan up at the airport and hanging out with her. I mean, thank you, Garcelle, for saying the things that we're all saying. You know, I always forget, like, I just always forget

that Garcelle's actually such a good housewife because she really does call it all out. I think it's just that like in the past, her personal stories have been so boring that like sometimes in my mind after the season's over, I think like, yeah, Garcelle's fine. But then when you actually see the season happening, you're like, oh, thank God for Garcelle.

She's the only one saying these things. Well, she's basically the voice of the audience, right? Because she goes and reads what the audience is saying, and then she brings all that shit up right to the show, which most of them pretend none of that stuff's happening. And she's like, well, the show said, Erica, that you've stolen money from poor people. And what about these earrings?

And what about this, like, she'll get everything we're talking about and bring it. So I like it. It's like audience mess. Well, I think that Marissa was like, the writing's on the wall, and unfortunately, it's neon and really annoying. So if she can do this, I can go and have my fun.

But I love that they showed the clip of Kyle and Morgan getting that tattoo when Kyle's getting a tattoo. And she's like, you need to get a K on yourself. And they asked how they met. Morgan's like, oh, she stalked me. She stalked me. And Kyle's like, oh, yeah, I did. I did. And Kyle was like getting like a tattoo of Morgan, but not of Mauricio. So Dorit is like, so does Sutton talk to her regularly? Because they're very close with the this and the that. And Garcelle's like, well, I think so.

I mean, what's your beef with her anyway? Gee, my beef with her? Are you joking? It feels like you have rose tinted glasses when it comes to any kind of sudden behavior. It's when you think it's all acceptable. Those are carpet tinted. I don't care what anybody says. Please get out of here, Renee. This is not your scene.

Now, you don't think that never does anything wrong. She says, no, no, no, no. She's like, well, and I'm just a cruel raging bitch. And she goes, well, you were. But Capyacaspia, she wasn't cruel to me. She wasn't cruel to me really. And then we see a flashback of that stuff, of P'Rit and all that.

And Garth sells like, well, that was mean. And it was really cruel. But at least she's not making you wear a khaki jumpsuit with name them as a name tag. So you got off easy. Also, the thing is this, when Sutton's cruel, she's very funny. When you're cruel, it's just me.

And so you gotta be funny about it. She's, well, I think that saying something in the moment would have been refreshing. Kind of like, you know, Belvedere with the carcass out. So Garcel's like, I get it. I won't change, but I get it. So, Duret's like, well, truth be told, as long as Garcel is doing Sutton's bidding, never speaking up when Sutton goes below the belt. Oh, please, you fucking victim. You are just as bad. You've been walking around calling that lady an alcoholic for years. Come on now. No one's crying for you, Dorit.

And we had to watch the Fox Force Five at their peak, okay? Queens of defending each other. I don't want to hear it. So Grosselle's like, well, where do we go from here? Well, unfortunately, Beverly Boulevard is one way. So we'll have to go down to Wilshire first. And then after that, you sort of come up cannon. No, no, no. I mean, where do we as friends go from here? Um, well, I'll be going to Encino. Okay, you're a very literal person. I get it. So if Sudden gave you a Kelly, would that change things? And she goes, absolutely. Give me a purse and it will be over and done within a second. She'd be my best friend. I'd be calling her. Oh, is she going to give me a Kelly or you just fuck? What if it's a Kelly Ben-Symon?

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And Jennifer Tilly shows up. Hello. Hi, Sutton. They're doing it on the rooftop. And Jennifer Tilly shows up, hello, hi, Satin, how are you? Hello, hello, can we get a bellhop around here? We've got an Oscar nominee. Can we get up to there? So they go up to, there's Kent the bellhop comes over and Jennifer Tilly's like,

hello, Kent the bellhop, the most glamorous bellhop I've ever seen. Huh, huh, huh,hop I've ever seen. Because he's got this big long hair and he's like, yes, that's me. Kent. Like Kent condition, condition Kent. Okay. You need to condition. Kent dish. So they're, they're owing and awing over him and, uh, obvious like getting all the clothes out and suddenly like, don't go so fast. He's like, everyone's trying to micromanage me right now. It's a fashion show.

They're like, whoa, whoa, fashion. Oh my God, this is the fashion show for Sutton's line. Can we all calm down? You've got a few like pleather placemats that you're using as skirts and like some old like golf boy, golf ball boy clothes. Come on, calm down. Listen, press is going to be there. WWD is coming, which I know you think is Women's Wear Daily. It actually stands for World Wrestling Daily.

They're coming. Vogue is coming as an En Vogue, their former manager. He's coming. Celebrities, non celebrities, mainly non celebrities, buyers, people from Arkansas who are staying at the Godfrey have a complimentary ticket to the rooftop. They'll be there. I just want it to look good so that the business looks good. Yeah. So they're getting set up and just like, I think we need practice with the models. Like, oh God.

So Avi and Sutton just sit there and the models have to walk around this pool. That's kind of their runway or whatever. And so Avi is just way too in it. He's like, oh my God, drum roll, lights, clapping, music and go. We are ready. I want more thin people dangerously close to a body of water. Geez. The pool had me scared.

It was also very reminiscent of Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead. So Avi is like yelling and Kent, the bellhop slash model manager is getting everyone ready and they're coaching all the models going around. So then Jennifer Chilly comes out and she's like, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. And we see Jade, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. And we see Jade walking.

And then Jennifer, I love Jennifer. They're giving Jennifer tips on how to walk it, everything. And she goes, okay, so Sutton calls me up and asks if we'll walk in her show. And I was like, sure, it'll be so much fun. But I don't think Sutton realizes that I'm a celebrity and I've actually walked in fashion shows and they slot you in the last minute and they

do other rehearsals and lighting without you. And then you show up 15 minutes before the curtain and you go, okay, where do I stand? So she's doing her walk. She's like, oh, what a great show. Best show I've ever seen. Hashtag sustainable. Hashtag Sutton. She is crying when she goes, Sashay. But I also love like, Jennifer Chilly is so bubbly and lovely, and she's also so rich,

but I love when she's like, mm, I'm a celebrity. I don't normally show up this early for a fashion show, but I'll do it for you, Sutton. But I love that she like, asserted her celebrity dumb. That was just so great. And they go, so what is sustainable fashion?

She goes, sustainable fashion. I don't really know what that is to be honest. I don't know. I don't really know, but we're doing it today. As a celebrity, I'm not usually tasked with understanding what's going on, so whatever. So it sounds like, well, a few of you forgot to stop here at this part and then keep on.

But okay, you're gonna do great. Do great. You're gonna do great. So then we get the party. Everyone's getting glammed up to go to the party. And Garcelle's so nervous because Jade's walking for the first time. Oh, to be the parent of a model. It's like my child at 16 years old, walking for the first time.

You just, it's like you get so much more in looks, but you just expect so much less, you know, as the, as a man. I'm a model. I hope that he walks. So then someone named Wah says, are you gonna cry? No, no, don't make me, don't make me cry, no. Then meanwhile, Eric and Renee are getting ready and Erica's like, well my mother taught me to walk in pumps. I mean, really big stacks and stuff like that. And today we put her in pumps and she wobbly wobbles. Fucking mother putting me through all this

stuff that she can't even do herself. So then we go to Bo's and she's like, well, I don't want to look better than the bride at the wedding, but it's going to happen. Do me up boys. Lemon grass vanilla. And then Sutton and Porter getting their glam done and Sutton's like, I'm a little nervous that I left. I mean, we should have done this at the hotel. I mean, let me FaceTime Bibi before. So by the way, I am a little surprised she is not getting glam downstairs at the hotel.

Hello, Godfrey Thrower is sweet. She's throwing an event upstairs. I'm putting you on TV. Yeah, and that's not close either. Where she is. No, it's very far. I'm surprised that she's doing Yeah, that's not close either to where she is. No, it's very far. I'm surprised that she's doing it all the way over there.

So they FaceTime Reba and Reba's like, how, oh, so terrible about those planes, right? God, it's almost like some malicious code got into the system. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And then we find out my mother spent the whole day at the airport, 13 hours trying to get here to tell me she's proud of me.

And she never got back. But the fact that she stayed in airport for 30, you know, she didn't even stay in labor for 13 hours. You know, I didn't come out. She finally just had him just give her some drugs until she fell asleep and then had him take a basketball and push down on her stomach didn't come out. She finally just had him just give her some drugs until she fell asleep and then had him take a basketball and push down on her stomach until I popped out. You know, my head, I had to wear a helmet.

I had to wear a helmet for a while. She's not a patient woman, but she stayed in that airport for 13 hours. 13 hours. And I FaceTimed her and I said, Mother, that airport sure looks like your kitchen. She said, No, I'm actually in the Obam pan. And there's a very common style in the South. And I said, I didn't realize that because I'm pretty sure you're like your kitchen. She said no, I'm actually in the Obon Pan and there's a very common style in the south And I said I didn't realize that because I'm pretty sure you're in the kitchen She said no, I am definitely at the airport and I've been here for 13 hours. I said fine

I will take your word for it But I would also would like to see that receipt from Obon Pan and she said guess what I forgot to get the receipt So I just have a word but she was there for 13 hours I'm pretty sure if it makes you feel bad I was sitting at the airport bar and there were a group of people, looked like they were wearing dish rags. So I clapped and I said, good job, honey. So Reba's like, well, she's like, I was excited to come.

And she goes, well, I think you would have enjoyed it. Well, I'm not sure I would have enjoyed it. I probably would have had the worst time of my life with all those Hollywood liberals, but I would have enjoyed your success, assuming it did become a success, which we know it won't be, because let's be honest, it's a fashion show for a boutique.

It's not even a fashion label. Anyway, I am so proud of you on paper. Just have them edit that in a few times, okay? Can you please leave me alone now? All right. This plantation doesn't plant itself. Right? So the son's like, well, I just wanted my mother here to tell me that she's proud of me, basically.

I mean, I did this whole thing just so people would say I'm proud of you. And she did it, so I guess I can stay home now. Just kidding, I won't. Someone needs to wear that name of praxe. So then we go to Ariba and she's like, what are you wearing tonight? And she goes, I'm wearing a very brisket outfit, mother. It's pretty backless.

And she's like, as long as it's not frontless, good Lord. I like that. So now let's go back over to the Godfrey. So everyone's getting into makeup. Sutton shows up and Trixie's singing. She's like, dripping diamonds and gold, living like a queen. Every day is a party. Every night is a dream. Every moment is a movie, just like a scene. My life is glamorous. That's right. Glamorous doesn't rhyme with scene or dream or queen, but glamorous, glamorous.

So it's arrivals and people are like, hey Kyle, anything to say about taking the word wife off your Instagram? I'm not talking to press. Please continue taking my picture. Kyle, it was ballet. I won't do it. I won't talk to the press.

I won't do it. No, no, no, not at this difficult time for my family. I won't talk to the press. I just don't want to be asked a million questions. I mean, it was bad enough after I did the press junket for Halloween, you know, back and badder than ever. But like now, now doing even these questions is just too much for a working actress. Yeah. So yeah, you're very famous. So then everybody's arriving and Jennifer Tilly is you know, saying, telling everybody

they look amazing. She's like, that's into the great job putting this party together. There's a huge crowd. There's so much fashion press, like major press, you know, and it's really quite a buzz in here. It's just so exciting. I'm just happy I'm walking in the show because I really like people giving me attention. She's so great. So then Cathy arrives and they're going to get drinks and everything

and Dorit gets her Belvedere club soda, three lemons, again does not request the carcass be out. So this is really a new a new page for to read Yeah, she's like, well, I'm curious if I will get an apology with this invite to the fashion show Well, if I'm just here to fill a seat and if I do feel a seat, will I get paid? So then she does or the bus stop which would you prefer? Sheen is there And she's talking to Garcelle and Bose and Sutton's like, what's been going on? My head is spinning. I'm like, I'm going to go get some beer.

And then Kyle's like, I'm going to go get some beer. And then she's like, I'm going to go get some beer. And then she's like, I'm going to go get some beer. And then she's like, I'm going to go get some beer. And then she's like, I'm going to go get some beer. And then she's like, I'm going to go get some beer. And then she's like, I'm going to go get some beer. And then she's like, I'm going to go get some beer.

And then she's like, I'm going to go get some beer. And then she's like, I'm going to go get some beer. And then she's like, I'm going to go get some beer. And then she's like, I'm going to go get some beer. And then she's like, I'm going to go get some beer. And then she's like, I'm going to go get some beer. And then she's like, I'm going to go get some beer. And then she's like, I'm going to go get some beer. And then she's like, I'm going to go get some about. And then Sutton comes to Garcelle and Boze and Sutton's like, what's been going on? My head has been like in the sand or in my laptop. And Boze is like, do you need a breathing exercise?

She goes, well, after this is over, you can congratulate me. But now just pray for me. Just pray. She's like, all right, girl, I'm fine. Just pray. Well, I think that for Sutton, there's a void and validation from her family, from her mother, validation from Christian, who thought she was just going to wither away without him. This is all to say, look what I can do.

I'm going to prove you wrong. I can have a fashion show on top of a hotel, and I think she'll always have that need. So what I'm trying to say is, this is a very expensive way to not deal with her issues. It's a very expensive way to get people to say, I'm proud of you. So whatever, you've got the money, go for it. You know? So then Dorit and Kyle are catching up and they're talking about Mauricio. She's like, I'm better today. You know, like I an TMZ reported that like I went to a concert to like make Mauricio jealous, but like, really, like that's how they think I made him jealous?

Really standing and watching a concert? I mean, come on. And then we see the tabloid photos of Kyle doing just that. And showing love, Kyle Richards spotted supporting Morgan Wade at her show. And she's like, well, if I'm going to make him jealous, it's going to be a lot more than in those photos.

Trust me, I'm getting somebody's name tattooed on me. Okay. Where are you? Your arm is starting to look like a sign in sheet. Right. Well, it was like a very weird thing to see those photos. And it was like very strange, but then Mo did text an apology.

Oh, but you know, you can have a little bit more discretion. He's like yeah but like have more discretion like be like smarter than that. Like I do feel like that the person he was with like it was like a little weird that the paparazzi happened to be there and it looked like a little strange like the leg like this like what a fucking bitch like it's all her fault you know I'm saying like I don't think that he knew but I'm like not so sure about the other person. Oh, God. So, yeah. So she's saying, listen, I mean, I don't know what the situation is with those photos, but I mean, it seems like suspect.

Okay. Like, I mean, he's not exactly Brad Pratt. No, I mean, okay. Stop stealing your sister's line. So Kyle's like, well, any of them learned their lesson? So then Kathy's like, guys, hello everyone. I think I may have broken my knee. They're like, what? Just now? What happened? Yeah, there were these little steps and I had on a sandal and I went flying and I hit my hand. It's like, you know your hand's not your knee,

but that's okay. I hit my hand and somehow now I can't bend my knee. Oh, it really hurt getting into the car. You know cars are very small now. I bruised my head. That was the mailbox, Kathy. Oh, yeah. So where are the Horty Forties?

I said, what? She said, the Horty Fours. They're like, hors d'oeuvres. Oh're like, the what? She said, the Horty Vores. They're like, oh, the Vores. Oh, yeah, the Horty Vores. No, I'm sorry. I love Kathy Hilton. She's hilarious. How does she not know how to say Horty Vores?

I think she does. I think it's one of those things you say, you know, like. Like a joke, like a jokey version of it. Oh yeah. I'll accept that. That's like when you say Tarjay. Yeah. So everyone takes their seats. It's like this guy, Nick, is like, I'm going to go tell someone. If you're going to say, Dorit should introduce everybody, Sutton's going to kill you. It's her fashion show, Kathy.

She's like, I know. What are you talking about? I'm going to go tell someone. I'm going to go tell someone. I'm going to go tell someone. I'm going to go tell someone. I'm going to go tell someone. I'm going to go tell someone.

I'm going to go tell someone. I'm going to go tell someone. I'm going to go tell someone. I'm going to go tell someone. I'm going to go tell someone. I'm going to go tell someone. I'm going to go tell someone. I'm going to go tell someone.

I'm going to go tell someone. I'm going to go tell someone. I'm going to go tell someone. I'm going to go tell someone. I'm going to go tell someone. I'm going to go tell someone. I'm going to go tell someone. If you're gonna say Dureet should introduce everybody, Sutton's gonna kill you. It's her fashion show, Kathy. She's like, I know, you know, that's why we should all help her. So I'll be right back.

So backstage, Sutton's just freaking out back there. And she's like hiding behind a plant to like chug a drink. She's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. She's talking to the plant. It's getting really bad. She's like, I'm gonna fuck this up. I'm gonna fuck this up. And Ken's like, no, you're not. I am feeling petrified, scared, nervous, wildly sick to my stomach.

Must be what my mother felt like every time she talked to me on the phone. So then Cathy, so Cathy walks, she doesn't, when she goes backstage, she walks up the runway and through the entrance where the models come out. Like, what is she doing? Because like, Oh my God, Kathy, I haven't been this embarrassed since Mauricio took a picture with some slutting in airport.

So she's like, Sodden, Sodden, it's me, Kathy Hilton. Okay, now listen, Sodden, did you need to read? Because to read would be happy to introduce the people and she can do all the narratings. We are not narrating this. It's a real fashion show, Kathy." She says, oh, I know. That's why you need narration. And by the way, when Kathy comes backstage, there's like a cloud of smoke and fog. It's so bizarre. So Sutton's like, fashion shows don't get emceed. This is not 1955, nor is it the brownstone in New Jersey.

Okay, this is the red dress. This is not red dress in quarter. I know this is the person. And the person that you want to do it is, is to read, obviously you're deranged. So they send her out and they said, okay, we're ready. Let's go. So the music starts and then

Kathy just walks out from where she came, which is down the run. And she's limping. She's like, oh. I was like, oh my God. The music's playing. So then she's saying, hello, hello. And then she sees Erica's mother and so she goes up to her and she's like,

hi, how do you do? Nice to meet you. Good to see you. How are you? Hello there. And she's shaking. Why is she shaking? I think wallpaper's cocky too.

Good to see you. So then the model comes down the runway and is like smiling and just literally shoves Kathy out of the way. She's like, bitch. I was cracking up during this whole thing. So finally she goes to sit down and, Kathy, Kathy, oh my God. Oh, here's Kathy Hilton pulling focus.

We're shocked now. So by the way, Erica, like, stop shitting on a very funny scene. So Bose is like, this is Kathy crashing the catwalk and I have never seen it not in all of my experience. So Kathy takes her seat and everything. And now we have a whole fashion show. The models go around, JD comes around, Jennifer Tilly is going around, et cetera.

And Kyle's like, this looks absolutely beautiful, which I expected no less from Sutton. I feel like this is looking very professional. No questions, please. No questions. Not right now. No, no, I can't have questions. Yeah. So we see these clothes. I don't really get it. Most of them are pretty plain.

It's like, here's what you wear to work at the bank. And then here's a pleather skirt. It's like, I don't really understand. And then she really did send a guy down in khaki shorts and like a cotton polo shirt with sneakers. That's the guy I'm calling the golf ball boy. I don't really understand a lot of this stuff. It wasn't hideous, but I didn't, I don't know, like you can bury it and it'll, it'll just like turn into dirt. Yeah, I just, I just, I just didn't even bother. I was like, it's, if it's a fashion show for a boutique,

I'm just not going to pay attention to the fashion because it's just like, like here's what's at my store. So, so Erica's like, well, I don't think Sutton is destined to win a CFDA new designer. I don't think she's going to win a FDA approved label. I don't think she's going to win really anything with any letters, but I applaud her in her new line, I guess. And they say, so Dorita, you impressed them.

She's like, hold on oh, oh, oh, hold on, I've just received the facts. She's not into it. Oh. So, then Jade comes down, they all applaud.

You know, my first fashion show in New York City was for Calvin Klein. I'm not competing with my son, but Calvin Klein. So I wouldn't compete with my son because I've already won. So God, I miss Calvin. I remember being scared out of my mind. So to see Jade walk out and not realizing where

he even is, I appreciate that. So Jennifer Tilly comes out and like a sweater dress thing and she's just like, it's me, Jennifer Tilly. I've been to the Oscars. And so she does her- Charmed, charmed, charmed. Charmed, charmed. So she does her strut down the runway

and Kyle's like, oh my God, this is like so important that, I hope that somebody's proud of her. Like really anyone, that's really all she needs. So Sutton gives a speech and she's like, guys, like really anyone. That's really all she needs. So Sutton gives a speech and she's like, guys, if you're not quenching enough already, I'd like to give a speech. My 22 year old daughter's here. I hope she's proud of me. Are you proud of me? Say it louder. God damn it. You want your allowance this month. You were taken out of that trust me. She's

proud of me. She nodded. My mama wanted to be here, but she's not here. So that's something. I'm not going to say that she missed her flight or something. I'm just going to make it sound like she ditched my show. Y'all will still hate her, but she's not here. But I hope she's proud of me. And you know, I want y'all to tip your waiters. And I just want to say, waiters, I hope you're proud of me. Okay? All of you are proud of me. And Porter, I just want to say thank you for being the greatest gift a mother could have, which is a daughter who's named after an employee. Okay, Porter, get over here.

I'm going to give you some boxes to bring downstairs. Also a steak. So take the stuff to mama's car. So now it's after the show, the backstage and Garcelle is like hugging Jade and she's so proud and she's like, I am so proud of you. Who taught you how to walk like that? YouTube. Oh, okay.

Is that also where you're learning everything? Yeah. Oh dear. Less of a proud moment than I thought. So they're telling, Carl's telling Sutton, you know, she did a great job and they're talking about how great Jade was. And Sutton's like, wow, dad, my friends, this group of friends congratulate me. And they're actually proud, proud.

Oh, for Christ's sake, lady, Jesus. So they're like, wow, you did great. You bought all those clothes and had people wear them. Good for you. And Kathy's like, what you showed us is that you could have a sustainable line, but also be beautiful. It's like if I saw a recycling trash can in a feather boa, I would say, you know what, they're making an effort. And that's how I felt today. So good for you. Jared Well, you know what, they have all inspired me in so many ways they will never know. I'm truly grateful to call them all my friends, even Puri, who inspired me to never ever talk

to her again. And Garcelle's like, I am so proud. Just say you're proud of me. I'm so proud of you. Oh, thank God. It was worth it. It was worth it. Now as we draw this episode to a a close Sutton, I want you to think about how all of us stood here and said how proud we are of you and you had an entire group of people here saying how proud they are of you and notice how that will never ever fill in the void. Okay, have a great night. And that brings us to the end of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, everybody. Thank you so much for

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