Watch What Crappens - #2776 RHOBH S1417 Part One: Bird Brained Carnies

Episode Date: March 26, 2025

This is part one of a two-part recapThis week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season finale, Sutton has another hissy fit in St. Lucia, and this time she’s dressed as a bird. Also, Tom is sentenced and Erika brings out her ole victim act again. Rinse and repeat.  You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at  Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Jared Slauson Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead. Pete Slauson I'm about to say I have people that are angry at me, speaking of Beverly Hills. Jared Slauson I don't believe it. Pete Slauson Because. I don't believe it. Because. Yes. It's true. You never have people angry at you.

It's true. I don't believe it. Yeah, no, it happens. It happens. Are you sure they just didn't get us confused? Well, I have the reputation for being the quote unquote sweet one, the nice one, which is hilarious. But no, so yesterday, I didn't even realize that this was season finale because last week

ended with a to be continued and there was no next week on the season finale and I didn't see any promo over the course of the week saying anything until yesterday late afternoon. There was an article by Jennifer Chile in the New York Times that said that the season finale was tonight and I was like, surely they're mistaken. Anyway, the point is this, Bravo posted the reunion trailer on their Instagram account shortly after that. And so I was watching the reunion trailer, which was very good. And there's one part in it where Dorit is like, she thinks she's the queen of the sheep

and she lives on a main road. And I thought that was so funny. Just be like, she lives on a main road. And I thought that was so funny. Just be like, she lives on a main road. Like how horrifying, how embarrassing. And of course, coming from Dorit of all people who like went to like the Dollar Tree with a $30,000 and got robbed. But-

Literally about to be living on a main road, like on the sidewalk of it, ma'am. Yes, but to me it was like, it was so, I literally let out such a laugh because it was such a funny thing to say. So I wrote a comment on the Bravo Instagram and I said something to the fact of, in fact I have it right here, I said,

is you live on a main road, the new high body count hair, meaning like a wild thing that a real housewife would say that's like a laugh. Yeah, like a new diss. People did not like that. Really? What did they say? They thought that I was, well, first of all, no,

a lot of people did like it. It got 669 likes, so you know what? It was a good comment. It was well received by and large, but a lot of people interpreted that as me being Team Duret over Team Sutton, I believe. I think they thought I was like, good burn, Dorit. And so people are like, but Sutton's house didn't get broken into, or they would say things like, not even close or like, no, you're stupid. How could you even

be saying that? It was supposed to be more It was supposed to land more like the wallet comment. And they're criticizing me for even finding humor in this moment, to which I say, people, if you don't find that main road comment funny, you have to really reconsider because it was hilarious. And I'm going to say that right now. Reconsider being a Housewives fan. It doesn't need to be that serious, you guys. Calm yourself. You don't have to be on their team. Like it was hilarious. It was a hilarious, obnoxious comment.

So I just loved how many people were mad at me about that. To rigor. Yeah, I was reading Facebook comments today just for fun. Just general Facebook comments. And God, people on Facebook are way meaner than they are on other places. I mean, and it's weird, because like on Reddit, everyone's team, Garcelle,

which kind of aligns with me more, basically. And then you go to Facebook and I'm like, Dizam, people are so hateful there, my God. What happened to Facebook? That used to be a fun place in life. Yeah, I think, like, so, you know, Garcelle left Beverly Hills. She announced it yesterday. And the thing is that, I think that like everywhere I've seen people have been like largely very supportive of her. There's like on Twitter, a lot of people are like,

what is Sutton going to do without Garcelle now? And everyone's like, Garcelle should have left anyway. So I feel like there's actually been, I've seen a very large groundswell, but I'm not surprised that there are people who are being obnoxious about her leaving. Well, no one has been more obnoxious than Erica on Watch What Happens Live. And I have to say, Bose too. Bose didn't have a great performance on that one either. And I've really enjoyed Bose, but I was turning on her pretty quickly last night because Andy had them both on and said, so, the Garcelle

announced she's leaving. Any reactions? And they both just sat up straight and looked straight ahead and wouldn't speak. And then the audience kind of laughed uncomfortably. And he said no reactions, and they just stood straight ahead. And he said, come on, seriously, you're not going to say anything. And Boaz was like, well, I hope that she would have stuck it out. And Erica said something, something like, he does, I can't quote it right, I forgot the quote, but it was something like, he does do it, or something like that. And I went on a Reddit thread to see what the fuck she said, because it was hard to understand. And basically, people were saying like, God listens to your prayers or something. And I was like, oh, okay, Erica. God forbid someone

asks you about your fucking scammy ass life with Tom Girardi. And then she said, yeah, well, Garcelle had been on Watch What Happens a couple of weeks ago and said that she married for love and Erica married for money. And that was the difference in their marriage. So that was like her shade. And so Andy asked her about that and Erica said, well, we both married two old, ugly white guys who cheated on us. And that was like her big diss.

I'm sorry, but you were the only one who married an old, ugly white guy. Yeah. Compare the pictures, ma'am. Compare the pictures to her ex and your ex, okay? And also maybe compare the fact that her ex hasn't robbed poor people to fund your stupid, shitty, talentless career. You asshole, Erika Jayne. And I had to remind myself, kind of like you were just talking about, like you don't need to be this angry. So I just turned off, watch what happens. I was like, fuck that chick, man. She is vile. She's still vile. I just thought, what a cold cookie. I was so angry, I came up with a lot because in the trailer for the reunion,

there's something, I don't remember the exact quote, but Erica says something to Garcelle along the lines of you're boring or you're not interesting or something like that. I wish you had been more interesting, she said. Yeah, I wish you'd been more interesting. Erica, like spoken from the freezer section. Like, who are you talking about? People online keep on saying, Erica, your storyline this season was wallpaper.

And literally that has been, people, if you look up Erica and wallpaper, there's so many tweets about it, just dragging her about her wallpaper. Really, your storyline is wallpaper. Yeah, and that was one of the questions on Watch What Happens, and he said, you know, Sarah from Q's wants to know,

how could you call someone boring? You don't share your life or who you're dating. And Erica's like, share my life. I got divorced on this show. I went through my worst period on this show. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Erica, you didn't share shit about that. All you did was you gave on and you lied about it. And then you tried to give Tom an alibi. And then you tried to give Tom a defense by amnesia, dyslexia. What am I going for? Dementia.

You tried to get Tom off the hook millions of times. Then you said, fuck those poor people. I don't care about them. I only care about myself. I haven't shared shit except stolen money on this show, ma'am. And I hope Marco Marco continue to ground your ass until there is none left. You don't deserve shit, Erica. You are a piece of shit woman. You're a nasty, nasty character. This, um, the tweets are really funny. I mean, one person named carbonite says Erica wallpaper and lines added to your rental. That's interesting.

Okay, girl. Someone else says, so glad Erica is telling everyone Garcelle didn't give us anything while she showed us a wallpaper in her rental casita. Yeah, and then another one of her lines is like, you're gonna have to do more than buy a beach house in Bakersfield, you

know, and everyone was like, Ooh, well, you know, better than living in a rental that Rush Limbaugh lookalike Tom Girardi's friend got you, Erica. It's just so funny that like wallpaper has become the thing that has like, that has, that has become the symbol of Erica storyline. Cause she did a lot of things to that casita, but it's like, like at the end of the day though, like wallpaper somehow like just is the concept that somehow summarizes everything that happened in her season, which is what she put up a big old thing to cover up something else.

That was it. That's basically an allegory for her entire time on this show. But by the way, I thought Erica had a great season. I thought she was actually like, you know, I enjoyed her this season and she's villainous, yes, but I think that she is good. However, where I get annoyed with Erica are these moments

when she accuses someone of being boring and not sharing when she really has never truly shared. She's been the brunt of accusations, but she hasn't shared. We still have yet to meet an actual friend of hers outside of this group. Like we don't know really what, what like life is like for her other than like stepping into this, this alternate persona that goes or her son at And I think that Garcelle has actually shared quite a bit. And, you know, I think we should have seen the writing was on the wall with Garcelle because she is having some success with her movies. And she's being way shadier in her confessionals than ever before. And she always kind of towed that line,

but she kind of, you know, she's just kind of a little bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, you know, a little bit more of a, her movies and she's being way shadier in her confessionals than ever before. And she already, she always kind of towed that line, but she, she goes there a bit more, especially in tonight's episode. She's just like, you can tell she's like, I don't fucking care about these people anymore. I'm just going to be shady now.

You know, to be fair, and I'm sure we'll get to it a million times as the season progresses and especially the reunion, but Garcelle did say stuff that you're gonna have to answer for. I mean, she was saying stuff in her diary room about Dureet faking the robbery, about PK faking the robbery and all of that stuff. So I mean, of course you're gonna have to answer for it. People are gonna get pissed and you're gonna have to answer for it.

But I just think it's Erica of all people, such a fucking hypocrite. Yeah, now is Garcelle's personal life on sharing? Because Erica got in trouble for fucking yelling at her son, which you should have in the first place and sending all those bots after her with Rena and Diana. I mean, come on now. I mean, is Garcelle's personal storylines, are they boring? Yes.

Yes. They are. We know. You've listened to these recaps. But Garcelle is great and she's the only one who says the things that we are thinking. Sutton sort of goes there, but she usually hedges, but Garcelle says them and she confronts in a way that no one else does on the show. And so she will be missed for sure.

I agree that her storylines aren't that fascinating. We make fun of like, oh wow, did you buy a beach house? Because for the first six episodes, it was like, I'm so proud that I bought a beach house. Like we've made those comments too. But to say that that makes her boring is silly. She calls your ass out and that's certainly not boring. Without her and Sutton, nobody would have ever called your asses out.

And I don't think everyone needs to have a compelling story happening, you know, on the side. Like I remember when Rinna, Rinna's first season, I loved Rinna her first season and people would say, but she's got nothing going on. That's why she has to do. That's why she has to go and like ask questions about the Richard sisters, that it added, she's got nothing going on. I'm always like, that's fine. I don't need you to, I don't need to focus on the boring side of your life just because it's to show that you have something else going on outside the show. I care more about how you, how you mix it up with the women and how you interact with the women. And then if there's something interesting going on in your personal life, then great, show it. But like, you know, I don't necessarily need to sit and watch scenes of people making tomato sauce or renovating a home in Oxnard. Yeah, so I'm okay with it. But the point is I'm okay with Garcelle having a boring

storyline as long as she's like good with the women. Yeah, she brings it in the scenes. So, okay. Well, that's that. That's a nice preamble. That was a good referendum. But here we are with episode, season 14, episode 17, a Caribbean send off.

So we're in St. Lucia, we're still on the boat ride from hell. Sutton is standing from hell. Sutton is standing there with her Sutton hat screaming out a window what sea words all these ladies are. And now she's sitting there waiting for somebody to come comfort her. And Jennifer Telly comes over with a glass of water. She's like, here, sweetie, here's a water. I'm not going to be able to do anything today. I'm useless today. I'm sorry.

It's okay. So Sutton is still just like going through it. And then meanwhile, Erica goes swimming, you know, she's like, I'm the only one. Okay, the only water in the world that I get into, I don't even go into Mediterranean. Okay. If this water, Caribbean water, Caribbean, I don't do Atlantic. I don't do Pacific. I only do Caribbean. I'm like, well, I don't do Pacific, I only do Caribbean."

I'm like, well, thank you for your Yelp review on seas of the world. Oceans and seas of the world. Mad Fientist 2 Ericka just here to remind us that she's been to every sea in the world, you know, on poor people's backs. So, she's like, well, the Pacific, you know, that was at home. I don't go to the Atlantic. We got a few trips in there off a few burn victims. You know, I've been to the Caribbean a few times. It's the warmest water and that came from royalties off a gas explosion. So, it's

been a great trip around the world. So, she is swimming in the water and Boz and Garcelle are talking and Garcelle's like, well, she looks beautiful, but who's going in if somebody pulls her under, you know? Yeah. And then, Erica's just still paddling along. You guys are lame. I'm the only one out here. So, Garcelle is like, well, Sudden hates her now. And Bo's like, well, yes, Sudden hates everybody now. And then they just kind of like laugh. And we go back to Sudden who's like, it's like Satan came on the boat and said, this is why you're in hell. Let me just remind you. Well, thank you, Satan, because I've forgotten. I forgot she said that and reading it back, it's so perfectly sudden and over

dramatic. I love her. So, Kyle is now swimming with her and we're standing on the little boat dock doing that like I'm just a Goyle. How am I supposed to be expected to swim? It's terrifying. I'm a Goyle. But she does. She does a very poor dive into the water. And then Kyle's like, oh my God, I'm not even going to buy you a Birkin if you get

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of like when you're on a fox hunt and the dogs find the fox and then they're all surrounding the fox and then yip yip yip yip and the fox is like, oh my God, there's too many of you. And Sutton's like, well, that's how that fire, a bunch of foxes on a hunt from Satan, Satan foxes. And Jennifer's like, well, I'm not surprised that Erica is like criticizing Sutton. And then we see flashbacks of that. And Jennifer's like, I can see both sides. But you know, obviously I'm Sutton's friend.

So I'm going to have Sutton's back. And I'm not going to be like, Eric is right. You need to examine your own behavior, little missy, because I'm on her side. Herrick, you know, I'm really kind of astonished at how much girls don't like you, Suckin. Suckin, thanks a lot, Jennifer. Make me feel a lot better. A lot better. So, meanwhile, back to Boze and Garcelle.

Boze is like, how are we supposed to be a group if you have two people that are on ICE? How does that actually work? And Garcelle is like, well, let's see, am I right? She's like, girl. She's like, well, let's just see what that looks like. I'll just say it again. So that way you can take the next line. She's like, well, is that the Chairman's Reserve talking?

Yes, it is. Well, hold on, let me give some response to this. Hold on, let me give some response to this. Pfft. Bloop. Bloop. Bloop. Bloop. Bloop.

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Oh my God, tell your friends about it. They're like, close up on those Cheetos. We need America to know that up on those Cheetos. We need America to know, the cat, yes, eats Cheetos. So she's just walking around eating her Cheetos. Yes. So Bose is like, well, tonight I'm going for a super celebration, Nico. And Nico's like, because we are going to do a birthday dinner for Erica and Dorit, Nico, are you bedazzling the wall?

No. Well, then do it because I want everything bedazzled in here." So she's basically like, Boz is like, well, morale is low after earlier today. And she's like, I just want to, she just wants to make things fun. And so they're going to go to the beach because there's a whole bunch of vendors there. There's jewelry, there's food, there's a still drum band. So it's going to be like a whole big fun, bizarre. One of my favorite things about this episode is they keep saying things like, well, it still drum band. So it's gonna be like a whole big fun bazaar. One of my favorite things about this episode

is they keep saying things like, well, it was a rough day. And then it just keeps cutting back to Sutton going, what do you fucking want from me? What do you want? What do you want? What do you want? Sutton losing it.

So yeah, they're gonna go basically street shopping. So, she's like, I want to reflect the energy of St. Lucia. So then we go to get Sutton's hair done and she's with Jennifer and she's like, well, do you think you're going to be able to have a good time tonight? And she's like, well, as long as I can stay away from those two, those two people. I think I'm a terrible person, which I'm not. I'll be fine. I just wanted to restate that I'm not a terrible person. Sutton, you are so immature. It's painful to watch Sutton.

I love it. I love when Sutton's unhinged because there's nobody in their right mind who can stick up for Sutton, you know? And that's why you gotta love Sutton. She's just so helplessly awful. Yeah, I mean, like I am, I love Sutton and I'm, I'm, I'm actually, I'm fully on her side, but I'm also think it's hilarious that she has no sense of accountability of like her

contributions to this entire situation because the truth is she did like she was part of this. She, she did start up a fight with Zareeda in the beginning of the season, right after she made this whole thing about Sisterhood and she did call Zareeda a bitch in her home and she like she she is part of this as well but I just but like at the end of the day she's just funnier when she's mad so I'm just going to take her side because I think also she's just so immature and you know it's like when there's a baby on the plane you know nobody wants a baby on the plane and then inevitably the baby starts crying and you you see people turn around and give a

dirty look to the baby and you're like, God, I want that to be me. I want to turn around and give a dirty look to the baby. But ultimately you have to blame the mom. So I say, let's just bring Reba to the reunion and let's excoriate her. This is a case where I just find Sutton to be a cat-eyed, evil little baby, you know, where she just hasn't matured to the point where I can blame her yet. Yeah, I love to blame the mom, although sometimes it's also fair. At some point, the kid gets a little bit of some of it because when we were flying to

Toronto two weeks ago, there was like this awful child in front of you who you didn't really get to, you didn't really see how awful the child was because this awful child in front of you who you didn't really get to. You didn't really see what how awful the child was because they were right in front of you. But because I was across the aisle, I had a diagonal view. And this kid was probably like three years old and incessantly kicking the seat in front of her. And she was pulling down the tray up and down, up and down. And she was being loud. She was screaming. She was making so much noise. And the mom, like the mom eventually handled it, but like she couldn't handle it because there were, there were logistical reasons why the mom couldn't handle it, but the mom was also just not saying anything or doing anything.

And it's called this kid was being wild. At one point, the kid was also like every time she did something wild, she would smile, like look at me. And at one point she smiled and she looked back at me and I gave this child the meanest death stare. And I, of course I was wearing a mask. So it was like a death stare across of a mask and she like was smiling at me and she like locked eyes with me. And then she was like smiling. And then she realized I was like staring at her with like rage and her smile just kind of like just sort of droops down. And I was like, in my mind, I was like,

yeah, you don't look, you get, you, you stop kicking that seat. And it was like, it felt great. It felt great to be like, I am going to shame this child on some level for kicking that seat so much. It's like, name him, name him. I was giving her full on son energy. I was like, what you have done to me, young child. I am gonna squint at you.

I am gonna squint. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm just gonna squint. But at about 50 years and $300 million, you would have been like, oh my God, you are iconic. You'd have been like filming. Yes. She's just too young to act like this.

She hasn't earned her bad behavior. But once she does- You haven't earned this yet, ma'am. Okay. Yeah, exactly. You're just a three year old. Erica is like, oh my God, you know, in the sense of sisterhood, I thought we could bring everything to the table.

So I said what I had to say on the boat, but you know, I don't have any ill will, told Sutton. I'd like for Sutton to acknowledge what's going on. And that's it. Okay, Erica, you want an apology, you're not going to get a fucking apology. Your news story was everywhere. They had to bring it up. Nobody else had the guts to bring it up.

And she brought it up, period. That's the end. And guess what? You handled it terribly and you look like a fucking asshole. And the only reason you've had a good season this year is because you shut your mouth and now you're ruining it all at the end. No one feels for you, Erica, okay? Nobody. Well, and also don't forget that they set Sutton up to be the sacrificial lamb because they all talked about it behind Erica's back to Reed and Kyle, everyone. And Sutton was the one who asked the questions and then they all just stood back there like, oh my God, that's crazy.

And so Sutton took the brunt of it and Sutton was not really the best like person because she didn't really ask the questions with conviction. She just was trying to be nice about it. So then Erica of course, saw sense of weakness and then attacked. But the truth is that that Erica, for as much as she talks about being open and honest and discussing it all, she certainly did not like it when people were asking her questions about something that was happening that was very much in her life and needed to be

addressed. And yeah, it was just all bullshit. And the other was did ask her, I mean, Doree and Kyle did get their licks in there, but Erica who doesn't go to that because they still are part of that final, the final five, the Fox force five or whatever, you know, so that's, they're still writing that. So Jennifer Tilly is like, well, it almost seemed very rehearsed because Erica was like, that, that, that, that, that, like a lawyer in the court that all of their points prepped out. I think there's an alliance between some of the ladies. And when Eric and Dorico after one person

and they dovetailed together, I think they planned it. And so now Erica is, we see a flashback of their confrontation. And so Jennifer's like, it just seems like they had discussed it beforehand. Like it's kind of like a little suspect. So then- By the way, they did discuss it beforehand.

We saw it on the show. So they don't like to call it we planned it. Like they didn't say, okay, you say this and then I'm going to say this. But they did sit down and they were like, fuck that chick. She can do whatever she wants. Why should I mean, they talked about it and then they went and did it. So I don't understand what the big accusation is that's so offensive to Erica later on in the episode, you know?

Now, to be fair, we also saw Sutton and Garcelle literally plan a confrontation about Morgan Wade. So, you know, like, I'm not going to say what goes around comes around, but it's not like Sutton is so innocent on this front either. Of course, their confrontation failed because Sutton didn't do her part of the confrontation. But I think in both situations, it's natural to talk to your friends about who you're pissed off about. And then yes, and say, you know what, back me up.

Do this. I mean, so much of the show is like, back me up. And I say this little son's whole gripe is that she wants that backup. So yeah, so either way, they think that there's a coordinated attack and everything. Meanwhile, Cathy has announced that she's gonna wear a shorts and a T-shirt to the beach thing tonight, which is hilarious,

because ultimately they all go out to this beach wearing these big, beautiful, flowy dresses, and Cathy's just in a green T-shirt and shorts and a little hat, which is like, that's the sign of true wealth right there. She's like, uh-uh, I don't even have to bother. I don't have to flaunt anything. I know my wealth.

I'm just going to wear a t-shirt, a free t-shirt probably. Yeah. So Garcelle goes to Sutton and she's like, hi, I just, I hope you're feeling better. I just wanted to mention, I don't know if you noticed, but Kyle didn't stand up for you today. Wow. Wow.

What do you think of that? And she's like, well, you know, we had a really good weekend in Augusta. You remember she ate a carb. She ate a carb for me in that restaurant. She didn't have to do that. I thought we were going to be best friends forever, you know? Jason Vale So to be so set back with Kyle, I've just had enough. I've never had anyone come to me and say, I would really like to apologize to you. I was tough on you. Never. They want to break me. They've been wanting to break me for years.

Let the mouse go. And then we have this amazing montage of them just yelling at Sutton, scolding her and yelling her. And then when it's not like just like the typical one, two, three beat, it was like a long endless montage that turned into a mosaic on the screen and it went on for, it had to be like 10 minutes. It was just going and going.

I was like, shut up son, you be quiet. You don't know what you're talking about son, why would you that you're being such a fucking bitch? And she's like, up, up, up, up, up, up in every clip. It was fantastic. Be quiet, miss, small town. I'm worried about my motherfucking reputation. No, you shut up.

And Erica gets into her addiction, you know. Yeah. You have no idea what you're talking about. No, shut up. Yeah. They've been going, yeah, you talk on both sides of your mouth too. You know what? Fuck you.

And also, how are you? Fuck you. How are you? So they are, we just see it goes on for so long that like as I scroll through the flashbacks is taking like, you know, as long to scroll through them as it does to actually, you know, watch it. So then sudden it's like, I just don't want to do it anymore. You know, I just can't do this.

So Garcelle's like, well, I'm not saying sudden innocence. I mean, has sudden put her foot in her mouth with this group? Absolutely. And then they kind of like go all the way back and they're like, by the way, here's the greater context for all those clips. We see sudden being horrible and you just hit your way. She should write beforehand. Yeah. Which is very rush on. Yeah, it's very good. So then Garcelle's like, you know, but when she's angry, she feels like she's being cornered. And I just needed another montage of Sutton literally in the

corner being like, name him, name him, name him, name him, name him, name him, name him, name him. So Jennifer comes in to talk to Garcelle and she's like, what happened? I saw Sutton running into the bedroom. And she's like, oh, we just talked about the boat, you know, now Kyle's not supporting her like she supports Kyle. I mean, I don't know where that came up. Maybe one of the makeup people said it. I don't remember. Oh, hold on. Do you have, just let me leave a voice message for Sutton really quick. Hi, Sutton. I just wanted to send you my support while you're getting your makeup on and just wanted to note that Kyle's not supporting you

right now as you get your makeup done. Thank you. Thank you. Hi, Sutton, this is Garcel. I have a message for you. You need to just trust this process and just fall backwards. Fall backwards into a truss fall. Okay, I heard you just crashed onto the floor.

Notice that Kyle was not there to have your back. Pete Slauson So, Garcelle is like, you know, Jennifer is saying, well, it seems like Sessom just really wants Kyle to like her. Pete Slauson And she's like, duh. So, then, Garcelle saying, you know, she'd rather be loyal to Erica and Doreen before she is to Sutton, but Sutton refuses to see that Kyle is this way. And Jennifer's like, it's like a bad relationship or a bad marriage. You think that they've accepted the apology and you've moved on and you're in a different

place and then to have it all thrown back in your face and not even get a piece of a cartoon empire. It's just very hurtful. Yeah. And I think that's like one thing that like is definitely fucking with Sutton is the fact that she will have an hysterical outbursts, you know, because when she's cornered, she lashes out and then she thinks that she has mended things and everything's okay. And then it turns out nothing has mended and they attack her again. And that is frustrating. Although maybe work on the outbursts too. Again, I just, this comes from a place of love because I love Sutton. She's my favorite on the show, but she could work on those outbursts. Although

don't work on them because then you're not going to be as good on the show. Yeah, Sutton's just ridiculous. It's her reaction to everything that's a problem. I mean, Sutton could handle these people so easily if she was just like, you know, look how Jennifer Tilly handles it later. She just handles Erica fine. And Erica was thinking she's having like a big dynasty moment, like, now who said it, you or you? Sorry if it hurt your feelings. But unfortunately, I'm carrying the weight of all these hundred thousand dollar bags right now and I don't have time to worry about it, poor person, I'll donate to Planned Parenthood

or something later, any charity that you would like. Yeah, I mean, the problem, I think the issue for Sudden is that at the core of it, it's that Kyle is kind of the queen bee of the cool girls in her mind. You know, like the Fox Force Five, they are a clique, and it's not that Kyle is more famous because, because Garcella is more famous than Kyle. And then it's like, it's not that like Kyle is so rich because Jennifer is, is wealthier. It's just that

like they have this click on the show. And I think that sudden carries some damage from like high school or middle school where she wasn't in with like the popular group and she just wants to be accepted with it and she feels like I'm doing all the things. I'm wealthy, I'm cute, I'm fun. Like I'm, I'm being, I'm bringing them nice things. Like why can't I ever be truly part of this group? And that's all she wants is to be part of a group because I think it ties back to some sort of high school issue. And, uh, and that's like a void that is just not going to be fulfilled. And the thing is what she doesn't realize is that for the past few years, Sutton

Sutton has been actually in the center of the group that we, the audience has found to be the cooler one, you know, when it was Garcels, Sutton and Crystal. And then this year it's Garcelsutton and Jennifer Tilly. Like that is the group that we as the audience love and would want to hang out with more. And she doesn't realize that she actually has it all, but I think her own damage is getting away. As usual. Well, maybe a portion of the audience, but you know, then you look at her adult life and she became rich, you know, because she was married really rich. Not saying she didn't deserve that, but it's like her husband is incredibly rich. So she had access to all these things where she was basically going to like the Elton John, you know, Oscar party every year and then giving tickets to people like Lisa Rinna

to try and kind of buy their friendship and be a part of the cool group. And then finally, she did it enough where she, Rinna suggested her as someone to be on the show. So then finally, she got into this show. And she was always kind of looked at the joke on this show by all the people. It's like, you're wealthy, but you're not like, no one's going to pretend you're a cool girl. You know what I mean? And so she never really, she's just never gotten it. And how much money does a woman have to pay to be considered a cool girl? But it's not, you know, at the end of the day, you still have to be a likable person and she breaks down at every given opportunity

and acts like a fucking child. So, I don't know. One thing I really like about Sutton is that she does it all to herself. And as someone who creates my own problems, like generally I'm my own worst enemy in life, every problem I've ever had has been my fault, pretty much. It's not that I've never been victimized,

but maybe I could have handled things better to where I could have lessened the damage. You know, I'll give myself that. But for the most part, I create all of my own problems and it's a lot to do with attitude and emotion over emotionally taking things. So I see where Sutton's coming from. So I still kind of root for her even though, God damn, she makes it hard sometimes. No, but that's what also makes her totally relatable because so many of us do that. And so many of us have emotional moments. And to see her not be able to control her emotions on this show has always been the

most appealing part, not because it's funny to laugh at her because she embarrasses herself, but because it's like she's very real. I think that she can't control herself. Whereas the other women, you do feel like there is a wall up with Kyle and Erica and Dorit to a certain extent. I mean, they do let it out. They let their wall down. They are emotional, but that, but it's not the same degree. And that's why Sudden is so appealing. And that's why honestly, someone like Bethany Frankel for as annoying and awful as she's become, she will always be compelling to me because she can't help but be herself. Like she can't, she can't put on airs because she's always going to be a gaping wound.

And so Sudden is so relatable in that sense. And she'll never be one of the cool girls because she doesn't have that vibe. Like she is too fragile. She was like, at best, she's going to be like the sidekick to the cool girls, but she'll never be in that rarefied air and and she wants it so badly so so badly Yeah, oh well So the lady is gathered now and Bose's villa, but of course sentence not there cuz she's being a div she's like I'm you time. I'm you time. I need time to think about how I have been shunned and excoriated

by this group of women. Please, just give me time. And so Boza's like, what, does something matter? Where is she? And Jennifer's like, well, there's a glitch in the matrix. Actually kind of the perfect way to summarize like sudden having a pre-dinner breakdown. It's like there was a glitch. There was a glitch in the matrix. And Keanu Reeves was there and sat and said, Keanu, do you want to have lunch? And he said, no, you're not cool enough.

Very, very upset. Fun fact, I was in a feature film that was directed by the directors of The Matrix. So what have you guys been doing lately? So Sutton, they're just like saying that she's upset. And Erica's like, so Sutton is not there because her feelings got hurt. All I did was ask the question, you know, remember that? Had you guys just used to ask me questions?

Erica, this, this grudge tour that you've been on this season is getting real old real quickly. I mean, I'm allowed to keep a grudge. I love keeping a grudge on like I will hold a grudge for years and years on this podcast. But but if you're on a reality show, you got to get the grudges have to move. You got to move on, move on. Well, especially when the questions she's referring to were about Tom moving all of his $20 million

into Erika's LLC for her stupid, pointless career when she can't even sing on key, you know what I mean? And she's like, but are you blindsided? And why is the paper saying that $20 million went into your LLC? Have you had any discussions with attorneys about the story? And this is what E Erica is so worried about.

Sorry, you're mad at the wrong person, lady. Be mad at Tom. I can't believe you would- Be mad at yourself for spending all that money. I honestly, like, I'm a little offended, Ronnie, that you would say that Erica can't even sing because last time I checked, she sounded pretty good during her warmups.

["Warm-Up"] ["Warm-Up"] my check. She sounded pretty good during her warmups. I saw a clip of her doing Chicago because she's back in Chicago now. Her dancing and her movement and her look is so good. She looks great doing the, you know, but then this is her voice. I was like, no, you can't do that. I'm sorry, but no. I mean, if she can get a career just doing like hand movement, like Fosse hand movement, she's got it.

She killed it. She looks great. But please be quiet. For Christ's sake. I honestly, you know, I make a joke about this a lot, about how Erica has been doing the same shtick as a musician for like 10 years on this show. And I like, no, no, like no recording artist, no like pop artist or anyone in the lane

that she's trying to be in. No one does that. People switch it up, they change it up, they tune up their vibe, they tune up their style, they tune up their look. And she's like committed to this one thing and is like, no, it's going to work. And I'm just like, why doesn't she do something? Why doesn't she do like a burlesque tour? I think she would kill it with burlesque just based off, you know, what you were saying. She looks amazing. She feels very burlesque adjacent. She should do like the whole, like

what Dita Von Teese was doing, you know, go and just do that. Like lean into your strengths. Like the, the still trying to do this whole Erica Jane thing. I mean, yeah, she's getting success from it because she's on this show, but like, it just feels like she's just so resistant to lean into, to, to what she's strongest at. Erica Jane is just one of those people who saw Angeline driving around in her pink Mustang or whatever.

Oh, convertible, right? Is it a Corvette? What does she drive around in? Corvette, yeah. Yeah, her pink Corvette driving around West Hollywood, opening her trunk and selling T-shirts to the gays, and having her rich husband pay for billboards around town that say Angeline.

Erica's the only person who saw that and went, that, that's a career that I want. That's what I want to do. And she's still doing it to this very day. So, we get back to the scene and Erica's like, sorry for asking questions. And Jennifer Tilly says, Jennifer Tilly Well, she felt like everyone was attacking her. You know, Erica started saying about the problems that the group has with her. And then, you know, you jumped in quite a little bit to read and it just seemed like maybe it was a coordinated effort. So, Oh, well, we plan that this is insulting. I observed something. I said it bottom line to a face and now the fact

Well, I said to a face after I said to a lot of people beforehand But then now the fact that your friend is upstairs stomping her feet and won't come to dinner and no one coordinated this Oh, I don't I don't I don't need to rally the troops I know what happened to me and I know what happened to Kyle and I know what happened to Doreen and it's not a coordinated Attack. It's my fucking opinion She seems way more invested in getting to the bottom of this stupidity than she does in terms of the situation with her husband and the fraud and the victims.

Yeah, the only part she's offended at is the coordinated part. She's like, calling me coordinated? Have you seen me rehearse? Yeah. Well, you're the one that said it also seemed like Doreen said the exact same thing at the same time and she said, Doreen, can you get in here please? She said, I'm coming.

And suddenly, what I said today, when you said today that that was a coordinated attack. Coordinated attack? Yes, it's almost like you knew exactly what I was going to say. Like I knew exactly what I was going to say. Like I knew exactly what you were going to say. It's almost like we had written the things down and I said part A and you said... Part B! How dare she! I mean it's ridiculous to say that...

How dare she accuse us of being coordinated. How dare she! But first of all, I don't want to fight sudden battles for her. She's my friend, so I feel for her. I just think that she's spiraling right now because she felt ganged up on. So, then we see Sutton spiraling because she got ganged up on in her makeup chair. And she's like, I have been ganged up on. And her hairstylist is like, I know, I know, I know Sutton. She's like, okay, I've been beat up enough today. Okay, I've been, I know, I know, I know Sutton. She goes, okay, I've been beat up enough today.

Okay, I've been, I've been, I've been, I can't take it today. She's like twitching. So then we go back to Bo's and Garcelle steps up to defend Sutton now. She goes, well, you know, she just feels like she's been picked on ever since she joined this group. And Erica's like, oh yeah, well, she's given it

as good as she's gotten it. Well, you know, Sutton can dish it, but she cannot take it. Heaven forbid you put a mirror in front of her face and she either becomes an immediate victim or becomes borderline evil. You know what? Gee, it's fucking nauseating. I agree with her to a point. I mean, Sutton can't take it, but neither can you, Dereet.

Like you're fine with calling her an alcoholic and you're fine with mocking her relentlessly, but the second she says, you're a bitch, you act like, oh my god, like, you haven't been calling people the C word all season. You act like, oh my god, when am I going to get my fifth apology for this? So come on. Well, and think of all the times that Garcelle was trying to get through to Dorit last season and the season before about things that Dorit said that were maybe problematic or like that offended Garcelle and Dorit would be like, I'm allowed to defend myself. I don't know why you're coming at me like this. Everyone says the word attack. I mean, I didn't talk about that. And so like, you know,

you say I don't know how to treat minorities. They raise me children. I pay them very well. My mother has a friend who is not white. So... I've given a minority a stick with a cloth at the end to dip into a bucket and drip all over my kitchen floor. Now that's not love. So, Garth saws like, well, I'm not saying she's a wallflower. I'm not saying she's innocent. I've never said she was innocent, but you also expect her to be perfect." And she's like, "'Well, nobody expects anyone to be perfect.' Well, she just, by the way, Kyle,

she wants some blind loyalty from you." And Kyle's like, "'Um...' Kyle thought she was on easy street. She had nothing to do with this argument. And she just suddenly got dragged in out of nowhere. And she's like, "'Um, this is like so crazy.'

Cause it was like Erica's argument. And like now it's my fault. Hello, I had three lines on er once I don't know how I could be at fault here Yeah, it's like fuck that because yeah, you know Well garcell and son are both her closest friends and they just stick out for her. So I mean, what do you want? What do you want? You guys are so close and you stay quiet, but it's on me. Come on. It's a joke Let's let's go to dinner. I'm done with this shit. Yeah, so she storms on

me. Come on. It's a joke. Let's go to dinner. I'm done with this shit. So she storms off. Yeah. I like, because Garcella's reasoning is like, I didn't stand up for her because I was already in an argument with her. But you guys are in a fresh argument with her. So you guys have to deal with your fresh argument before we get to my argument with her. So that's it. And then Erica is like, well, don't you remember what Sutton did to Kyle? And we get to flashback of this horrible thing that Sutton did where she asked Kyle to share about her personal life because she's not wearing her wedding ring, which she was purposely not wearing to get people to ask her about her life so that she could cry and freak out

that people asked her about her life. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. So, Erica's like, why should Kyle be loyal to Sutton? Explain that to me, Garcelle. What is the rationalization behind this? I'd like to know. So then everyone, they're now gonna start walking off to this beach experience, et cetera, and they get there. And there's like lots of people and vendors, and it looks really fun, and they're all browsing around, but Sutton's still back at the villa.

And she's like, okay, I decided to come to dinner tonight for a couple of reasons. Number one, I have a very cute outfit that I don't want to waste. Number two, I will not let these women get the best of me, even though all they do is honestly get the best of me. I'm going to show them that you didn't break me. I'm still here. I am not broken. I am just very lightly taped together with not even good tape, like a painter's tape, the kind that just will come off really easily. So at dinner, you'll see me fall apart in a million pieces. I'm going to show these women that I'm strong. And I'm going to do it by walking up to every

booth in here and doing this. And then I'm going to sit at that table and I'll be on the borderline of tears the entire time because that is the manifestation of my strength. So she is taken down there and everybody else is shopping and Jennifer Tilly sees her first and goes and hugs her and she's like, I'm in the shopping frenzy. Hey person, once you have the words of toxic influences, Sutton needs whatever that is. Oh, I'm sorry. You're making Sutton back away. Okay, we need it to be a little bit less strong than that. I need Sutton to actually be able to stay in the room.

Here's a lava rock. No, well, she's actually already pretty much a volcano. Do you have anything maybe more soothing? She's like, okay, Sutton, I'm gonna get this for you because it warrants up negative energy and you really need to put it on and I'm going to get the tiger eye for me. How much is for both of these? Oh, so they are.

80 bucks by the way. No, you guys need to haggle. They saw you coming from a mile off. 80 bucks for a tiger's eye necklace? Come on, rip off. Yeah, so Sutton's like, well, I'm not gonna need a crystal bracelet. For a tiger's eye necklace, come on, rip off. Yeah. So Sutton's like, well, I'm not going to need a crystal bracelet. I don't need any armor because I'm not planning on fighting tonight.

Just almost crying instead. So Sutton, I went over to go say hi. Wait, I'm sorry. That's not, I'm reading the wrong person. Is that a person walking by on the beach? Hello person saying hi to Sutton. Sutton, I went over to go say hi to Bills and we walked in the room and I kind of felt like we were ambushed, you know, and I said, well, Sutton's a little bit upset.

She goes, well, why did you say that? I was going to play cool tonight. I mean, look at me, just playing it cool. I have to say, Garcelle and Jennifer are kind of riling Sutton up every time she comes that I was going to play cool tonight. I mean, look at me, she's playing it cool. I have to say, Garcelle and Jennifer are kind of riling sudden up. Every time she comes down, they do like, you know, Garcelle was like, well, you seem calm now. Let me just remind you that Kyle didn't actually back. Okay. It's not a dinner. I know, but they're also doing what she demands, which is sticking up for her. So they're like, okay, while you were away, here's how we stuck up for you. You know? So Jennifer's like, well, I stood up, stood up, you know, they were all standing there

looking at me like, what's going on? And like, they just started saying like, she can dish it out, but she can't take it. And like, she can hear it and everything. And everybody got really riled up. And suddenly like, well, what have I dished out? You know what? And then Kyle interrupts and cause like, and sounds like, well, I'm sorry, it's like, well, what have I ditched out? You know what? And then Kyle interrupts and Kyle's like, and suddenly it's like, well, I'm sorry, it's difficult for y'all to understand that if I needed to go to a happy place, everybody else wants to talk about me because I can't get a girl go up to her makeup chair and be in peace for once in my life, Kyle. Kyle Sagan Yeah, but Garth Sagan, Jennifer Wallace,

I don't have time to do so. What's that about? She goes, okay, are we going to sit down and do this? Or are you going to attack me right in the middle of a, in the middle of a mall? Okay. This is, this is a mall. Okay. Do you want to find a Saint Lucia Sabaro to yell at me act? Would that make you happier? I'm just telling you that today, like Erica,

like that was her issue with you and like that, like you'll go out for people at their lowest moment. And do you, and do you think that's true? Well, the, well, the reason I kept my mouth, do you think that's true? Well, the reason I kept my mouth shut, do you think that's true? Let me finish. Do you think that's true? Hold on, you have to let me finish. Hold on one second.

Do you think that's true? There's a fedora over there. I need a fedora. Stop it, I'm an actress. Jamie Curtis, I know her. She won an Oscar, so I won an Oscar. Stop it. Do you?

Do you? I do. And she's like, why does Sutton have to repeat things? And then we see, I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of it. 10 seconds earlier. Do you think that's true? Do you think that's true? Do you think that's true? They can't do name them because they already did it like 10 seconds ago in a different month. Like a lot of the sun's greatest hits are coming out. I was like, yes, we do think it's true. Okay. Yes, we do think it's true. Yes, we do think it's

true. I've got four more to go. So see what I did there. So Kyle was like, what was for me? It was for me last year. I mean, okay. So I didn't speak up on purpose because you're my friend and I loved you and I love you and I didn't want to have to go against you. Well, I'm here. I am being pummeled. So thanks for being such a good friend, Kyle, who just likes to watch a woman get pummeled by a Subaru Insane Lucia. Thank you. Everybody has their moments of being pummeled. She's like, no, no, no, five years ago, five years ago, there's been a long time with this

group of women. Okay. And she's like, yeah, but you're not the only person who's gone through moments. Okay. And she's like, well, I'm talking about myself right now. Okay? So she's like, oh wow, so now it's about Kyle. Right, right. Of course it is. Of course it's about Kyle now. Like she hasn't seen me get pummeled. She hasn't seen me get pummeled. She hasn't seen me get pummeled. I'm sorry. If you're too absorbed to see, self-absorbed to see this is about me, we have a serious problem.

I mean, Sun's right. Kyle has not, Kyle has gotten heat. There's been confrontations, but Kyle has not been pummeled. Like Kyle has not had people like, like to read yelled at Kyle this season, but there's not been like the, the pile on that Kyle, Kyle has been part of so many different pile ons over the years. years. She could hold up a freeway. Yeah, she could, exactly. But she really has not, she's not had to endure that. Well, but to hear her say it, she would say, I've been pummeled all season by the whole cast asking me about Morgan. She considers that pummeling. Questions are different from pummeling. So, I was like, I don't want to do this tonight. Kyle. And Kyle's like, well, don't do it tonight. She's like, well, I don't want to do this tonight. Kyle. And Kyle's

like, Well, don't do it tonight. So I'm, I can't. Well, I will leave. But I can't. So well, don't do it. Well, I'm not in a position right now to do this. Well, then we're not doing it. What are you guys talking about? Every single person on this beach walking up to me and saying, Are you okay? And the pop up Kathy, she's like, You okay? Everything okay? And the pop up Kathy, she's like, you're okay. Everything's okay.

I'm sick of people asking me if I'm okay. Are you okay? Um, she's like, well, I just don't want to be one of the Barbie dolls and look at the shit and not be bothered. Damn it. I was going to say bother. Why'd you have to finish that? It's a lot of me, Kathy. Yeah. She's saying I just want to be one of these Barbie dolls. Can I just be a Barbie doll for a night? She goes, okay., well you look like one. She goes, Well, thank you. That's all I wanted.

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