Watch What Crappens - #2793 RHOA S16E05 Part Two: Out of this Twirled

Episode Date: April 7, 2025

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Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watch Your Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Guess what happens when there's so much that happens Let's get right back into the episode. Time for Kenya more haircare. Well, actually Kenya's hair spa party time. So everyone's getting ready. Kelly is in a enormous van to pick up Brit and then Cynthia's walk in the red carpet. Um, they've hired all sorts of extras to make it seem like there's a giant crowd because I mean, who wouldn't want to clamor outside of a hair spa and try to take photos of people. So they're acting like if this is the Oscars and it's just a hair spa

opening up and Cynthia's like I'm so excited. It's about my girl. I've been there for her journey. I've seen all the ups and the downs mainly the downs and we go all the way back to when I had to ban her from the Bailey agency. We we see a clip to 2012, the coochie crack moment. So, um- Sorry, I hiccuped in your face, everybody. That was so trashy, but I have not been drinking my Topo Chico every episode, but I had one here and I was like,

I'm gonna have a Topo and immediately start, got the hiccups, so sorry. Yeah. My bad. It's, it's, it's rough. So somebody is saying- I have to drink it upside down, yeah. We've got, we've got history and I couldn't be happier for my friend. Today we're gonna celebrate the Henyamore Haircare Spa,

which will be a totally wonderful event where nothing will go wrong whatsoever. I love seeing the cootie crack moment. That was so funny. So then, Porsche Madre. I'm Porsche Madre. I'm Porsche Madre. I'm a fashion influencer. I'm outside of Kenya more hair spa.

I'm going to see some hair spa. You're going to see some hair spa. Stay here on my Instagram because we're going to see some hair spa. Like, like, like hair, spa, hair, spa, hair spa. Porsche. And then Kenny is talking to an interviewer and she goes, well, this establishment is my first brick and mortar hall. Y'all love that.

And everything I do is like motivated out of the love that I have for my daughter. So what you will see, everything you will see here in this spa is because of the love I have for my daughter. I have had some blow job pictures blown up to life size to honor my daughter. I can't wait for everybody to check those out. I'm a boss and I need her to know that she can be a boss too. A boss that shames people

in the most embarrassing way possible. And she can do anything she wants to except continue filming with Bravo. Yeah. So then, you know, interviews, interviews. And then Miss Lawrence comes. So good to see Miss Lawrence. And Kenya goes back to her office.

She's like, come back. And he's like, I just want you to know, you have given me my life in this industry. I was just telling someone the other day, the first person to ever teach me how to put hair clips onto a track was Kenya Moore. She's like, oh, thank you so much. This is as close to like a victory lap as they're going to give Kenya. They're like, well, it's going to be your final episode. So let's give her, let's give her a moment of somebody appreciating her. He's like, I owe you everything. So Kenya did an apology, well, not an apology, but she made a statement after the episode aired and it's long, but it's basically like,

you've been my besties for 12 years, and you cried with me when they cut all my salon footage last year. But, you know, because she's still trying to pin it that. She did this because production was cutting her because they said that her scenes were unmemorable, so now they're memorable. Well, congrats, you got your scene in.

So part of it was, at Miss Lawrence, thank you for gracing us with all your presence, for gracing us all with your presence. You're a star, and I hope to turn our segment into a TV show, God willing. So this segment we just saw is now going to be a sizzle wheel to sell a new show for Kenya more. It was almost a backdoor pilot.

So yeah, everyone get excited for that amazing chemistry between Kenya and Miss Lawrence. So- Kenya, going from person to person to show them how to clip hair onto a track. Now there's a show. Queer clips for the straight guy. So, so Britt is, meanwhile, Britt's enormous waffle van, I'm sorry, Kelly's waffle van,

Britt joins and she has this bouquet and she's, this is like, It's a pure intention because I take full accountability. So this will fix everything. Yeah, she like, I hope she accepts my apology because you know what I'm taking? Oh, take a left up here. No, I'm sorry. Taking accountability. Okay?

So, Britt also got a card. Guys, she's really going there. She is really going there. She is. Yeah. Yeah. It was from the shoebox collection, but you know, it was, it was, it was a start. Those are the best cards. Maxine, get over here, Maxine, sit next to me. That's my kind of girl.

With those glasses. So, um, so Kelly's like, Rub a dub dub, three minutes to tub, open the card. You're old. Maxine, shoebox greetings. Kelly's like, you got this, you can do this. And Pritz like, what would I do without you? She's like, look, we're gonna ride till the wheels fall off. She's like, well, I hope they fall off because that'll be great for my insurance company. So we're just friends, sisters forever, am I right? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I feel like she didn't get a chiron. Maybe she did and I missed it. But Manietta was sort of like flittering

throughout these scenes here. And there was a lady, there was one lady they showed so many times that was like, are we supposed to know who this is? She had like, she was like a white lady that had like, I think she had like a piercing, like was the piercing on the eyebrow or is it under the lip?

I forget what it was. She kind of reminded me of Bliona from Euros of Hollywood, but she was in the shot many, many times. Fuck you, I'm famous, I'm famous, I'm famous. Fuck you, I'm famous. Bliona, fuck yeah. Bliona, gold Lexus.

So I wasn't sure if she was someone that we're supposed to know. So anyway, this is cool. This hair show is amazing. We see one model and her hair is like spider web. Another one is like Marie internet and she has like a bottle of Kenya more hair care product that's like embedded in it. And then it's just everything's like, it's like amazing and fabulous.

Yeah. So, you know, everyone loves it. And then Drew arrives late. I can't believe it. So meanwhile, they're voting on the hair and stuff like that. And so, Portia goes over to catch up with Cynthia and Cynthia's like, wow, I turned my back for five minutes and I heard all hell broke loose. Tell me all about it.

And so they're talking about the making up like Angela made up with Britt. Shemia says that she brought Britt and Angela over and Cynthia's like, wait a minute, you and Angela made up? And Shemia's like, yeah, I apologize. And Cynthia goes, so you and Drew made up too? And she's like, nope, you didn't miss that. That didn't happen.

No. So then back in the van, Kelly was like, so how are you feeling? Like, how is everything going with the family? And brist saying how her aunt just died. She had a stroke and it was like all very quick and that's her dad's sister. So she just like going through a lot of emotions and everything. It makes her think about her dad and it was unexpected. And you know, she just in a weird space. And even with the Kenya situation, she's just dealing with all this stuff all at once. So we go back to the event and Cynthia's like,

by the way, before it gets crazy, what happened at Angela's event? I heard she had it at a bank of America of some sort. And Portia's like, it was a hot mess. So then we see Kenya and Angela are chatting one-on-one. We're cross cutting between different conversations and Kenya's like, I really appreciate you reaching out to me after your dinner, cause you were the only one

who reached out to me. So Angela texted her like, oh, you didn't deserve that. You know, I was grateful for your presence. You looked so great and I didn't appreciate what happened to you. But if you need 19 buckets of chicken or 37,000 pound of Brussels sprouts, I've got you covered.

I've got you covered. Also, my daughter is wondering if she can use your car. She says, now that I've spoken to you on the phone and all your possessions belong to her. So Kenny is like, yeah, that was ridiculous and uncalled for and it just escalated and escalated. And Angela's like, well, I'm on your side. So then we go back to Cynthia and Portia

and Portia's telling her, you know, like, Brent was crazy, you know, she mentioned that she had a pistol. And Cynthia's like, wait a minute, like she was packed, she was packed. you know, she mentioned that she had a pistol. And Cynthia's like, wait a minute, like she was packed, she was packed, is that what she's saying? She goes, well, we don't know, but I don't know, wouldn't you call for it?

You're in an argument, you know, I guess so. And she goes, yeah, maybe you don't mention that in an argument, maybe that was the wrong time to do that. Yeah, and so they're wondering, is Britt gonna come? And they think that Britt is not going to come, but what they don't realize is that Brick is gonna come. Well, there's nothing like showing that you really want to make up with someone by showing up to their event an hour and a half late or whatever. Yes, like missing the entire hair battle and like that's

you really are making an effort there, you know? Yeah. So Kelly's telling Brick, she's like, you know, Portia was there. I know I was talking to, I went to Kenya's and Porsche was there. We had a conversation and I told them, look, this is not typical Brit. And I, and I said, she takes full accountability. Your words, not mine. And Britt's like, I was wrong. I went too far and I can recognize when I go too far. Kenya. I'm thankful I can't amuse. So then we go to Shemeah and Shemeah is, you know, still talking to Portia and Cynthia

and she's like, well, you know, she's got to apologize, but I don't know that Kenya is ready to receive that apology. Come back to the car. Britten, hopefully we can be friends after this, I never meant to sing. So then Angela joins Shemia, Cynthia and Portia, and they're still talking about Brett, like is she gonna come, is she gonna come, is she gonna come? And yeah, they're still debating about

whether they're going to, you know, will the apology be received, et cetera? So then Britt and Kelly walk in and a producer says to Portia, like, when you see Britt, what is your first thought? And Portia's like, is your wig tacked down? Because I tack my down even more further. So then I can just taking a shot and then Kelly and Britt joined the group. And Kenya is just ignoring them completely or at least ignoring Britt. So

Shamia is like well by the way if I saw you and she didn't want you here security would have already escorted you out You know Cynthia's like yeah, well Kenya's known for putting people out of fence So they're basically just like laughing about this like oh my god I can't believe she showed up and then Drew meanwhile tries to hug Portia because we have multiple rivalries happening here and Portia refuses to hug Drew. And they're doing that thing where they're housewives, it's limited space, so they're all kind of standing in a line to fight. It just seems so like, okay, whose turn is it now? So Drew's like, okay, well, I guess this is my turn. Okay. Oh, come on. Come on, Portia, don't walk away. I won't bite, I won't bite.

And Portia's like, not in my face. And she's like, okay, well, I guess I'll just hug everybody else. But I just wanted to talk to you, Portia. I mean, it's just been long enough. We don't have to act like we don't exist. And Cynthia's like, I agree. It's a little awkward. And I've married Peter and

Jahill. So I have given Peter a massage on camera. So I understand awkward. I let Jahill write a book about all the women he slept with while we were engaged. So. So Drew's like, let's not be weird. Okay. Everyone knows I'm going through divorce. Okay. And it's crazy. So why would I be stupid enough to be messing with Dennis? Your baby daddy. Okay. Let's just nip it in the bud right now. You can have his hot dog. She's like, um, is that, is that supposed to be like you? That's supposed to be huge. Like Porsche. It's just like, it's just singing, nothing's happening. I'm not doing anything to you and I don't want to.

It's just really dumb at this point. Like, I'm not gonna do fake interactions or have problems. So basically Porsche's like, use your common sense, you know? Why would you bring anything messy with a simple phone call? You know, you could have just said, hey girl, I mean, that's common sense, you know? And that did not take place.

And Drew's like, but we did have a conversation. We did. She's like, Drew, you're a liar. She goes, but we didn't have a conversation after my birthday. She's like, just stop talking to me. You don't need to come to me with this energy. So basically, Portia's like you know, here's what happened.

She said we were going to talk and then I got sick so I didn't call her. And then after I got better, I found out she was doing all this other shit behind my back, like talking to my agent and all of that. So fuck that girl because that girl was messy. After I was going to forgive her for the first time she was messy, she added more messiness on top of the messy. Yeah, I don't know why they're always so surprised when Drew lies and is messy.

It's just like 100% her thing. So now Drew's gonna act like, oh well, whatever, I've tried, I'm not gonna try anymore with Portia. It's like, okay, good luck, Drew. She's much more famous than you. But I will try with her agent. I will keep trying to get her agent. Yeah.

I'll keep trying. Exactly. So Kenya walks up to the group and so Britt is like, here are some flowers I take for accountability. And she just is like, I just want to apologize and give you these. So Kenya's like, Kenya does her favorite move of all time, which is to say hi in a big way to everyone but one person, in this case, Britt. She's like, hi, hi, hi. So then Britt- And they're still all standing in a line, which makes it even funnier because Kenya can't even move. So she just kind of nudges past Britt and she's doing the thing that triggered Britt in the first place, which was ignoring her during the hello.

Don't don't don't. Yes. Yes. And so Brit, who says that she is, takes full accountability. And if Kenya doesn't want, isn't ready to accept this fine. She's going to do what she can do. The moment that Kenya is like, yeah, I'm not interested in this, basically ignores it and ignores the flowers. But it's like, fine. And then storms out, which, I'm not interested in this, basically ignores it and ignores the flowers. But it's like, fine, and then it storms out. Which normally I would say, you're being so immature, like you can't, like you're apologizing,

you're making it again about you. But in this case, it turned out to be pretty good that she left because it would have been, I think, significantly worse had she stayed for the rest of the scene. Well, I think she did the right thing. Like she came in, she said, I'm sorry. Look, I think Brit's an idiot, but I think that she did the right thing here.

She walked in, she said, I'm sorry, I brought you flowers. She got rebuffed. She said, okay, I'm going to leave these flowers here and leave because like, I'm not going to stay at your party if you hate me. Like, I just came to wish you well, so I'll leave if I'm making you uncomfortable. So she leaves. I didn't get the sense that that's why she left. I didn't get the sense that she left because she was like, you know what? I'm not welcome here. I'm making you uncomfortable. So she leaves. I didn't get the sense that that's why she left. I didn't get the sense that she left because she was like,

you know what, I'm not welcome here, I'm gonna leave. I got the sense that she left because she was like, fuck that bitch. Which meant that she wasn't actually as, in my mind, in my view, in my world, it meant that she wasn't as apologetic as she was saying she was. Oh, I'm sure she's not.

But I just took it as like, okay, fine. And then she went outside, she was like, well, I tried it. I mean, what can you do? You know, I did what I could do. So I checked that box off for the producers. Yeah. And now I'm there's no food in there anyway. What do I care? It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap. It's commercial. Have you ever wondered how a circus performer could become the most powerful woman in the Byzantine Empire? Even the Royals is a podcast from Wondery that pulls back the curtain on royal families,

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or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to Even the Royals early and ad free by joining Wondery Plus. So she leaves and then, now this is the beginning of Kenya's Fail because what she wanted was for this girl to show up and she waited because the girl showed up so late. She showed up like an hour or something late.

So Kenya had to wait for her big plan. So the girl shows up and Kenya's like, okay, she's finally here. Now's the part where I'm gonna publicly humiliate her. So she starts giving this big speech. Hi guys, I'm so happy that you guys came. This has been a labor of love for me. I built the salon for my daughter and I'm so proud. Everything's for my daughter, including the load swallowing shots I'm about to show you. And meanwhile, she's trying to do

this thing, but she sees that Brit has already left. So she's already lost. So instead of kind of re even if she was going to go through with all of this, Kenya didn't like reconsider her plans. She knew that we're failing because the girl left. What are you going to do? You can't go through with the plan if the girl's not there. But she saw her leave and she chose to do it anyway, which was her first big fail. So I'm already cringing watching this. I mean, we know what's coming to a degree, but I'm already cringing like, Oh Kenya, like this is just bad housewives. Or if you're going to publicly humiliate someone and you let them leave, no, bad.

And she's also humiliating her to like a whole bunch of like randos too. Like these are what as many Twitter people. Yeah. And it's like, who are you? Like you're having your big moment. Like you're being the big fish in the small pond right now, and it kind of is like very sad, you know, and it's like, why are you, why are you doing this whole thing? So it's a pond you dug, you know, that's even sadder. It's like you, you're the big fish, but you also have to pay the mortgage and stuff. It's sad. The whole thing is cringe. So outside Brit is basically like, well, I just wanted to apologize. And like, I did my part and like,

I wanted to come in peace and I extended an olive branch, but unfortunately I couldn't find any olive oil. So I brought flowers instead. I just hope she liked my card because it was a very thoughtful card. Like it was one of Maxine's best cards she's ever done. And if she ignores it, then that's gonna be out of her. So meanwhile, Kenya's still going on with the speech,

even though she lost her main audience. So she's like, you know, I get in situations like the other night at a bank when there was a person looking for a moment and she came for me. And it's like church, people in the back are like, oh, no, no. They're like responding like it's church.

She goes, surprise, surprise. And then that person comes with fake flowers. Oh, no, no. Well, somebody take these and get them out of here. And Kelly's like, um, sir, can I just take the card? And she goes, no, get rid of the card too. Get rid of the card too. We're not reading that card.

Now, stay out of this, by the way, Kelly. So I didn't escalate it. She goes, by the way, give the cartoon. We're not reading that card. Now, stay out of this by the way, Kelly. So I didn't escalate it. By the way, give the flowers. She goes, give them to someone homeless outside, which is like, it's like, so it's so like, it's, there's issues on so many levels with that, but it's also kind of like, you're homeless here, take some flowers.

Like, maybe there's something more useful. Yeah, do you have any catering maybe to go with the flowers? I mean, crackers? Do you have crackers? At least, you know? So yeah, she's like, well, I pay her dust. Oh, whew. When they slow mo and people are like,

oh yes, pay her dust. And she goes, cause I am that bitch. I've been that bitch and I'm still that bitch. I pay you dust. And then she talks about having a gun because she keeps it on her at all times. She did, so this woman was saying all this stuff. Oh no.

Everyone else on the cast is like, where's this going? They are giving you these looks like, oh, just. And, you know, she's like, this woman's saying all this stuff like, you don't know who the fuck I am. And I'm like, you're right. I don't know who you are. So I did a little research. Ha ha ha.

And I found out who this bitch is. So now she starts reaching for the foam core that she has assembled her demonstration on. Her FedEx Kinko strip pays off here. So she whips out a board and it says, who is this ho? Which I laughed at. Now it's blurred out, but from what we see, it's only face shots, right? And maybe one in like a bra. So I was like, oh, this isn't so bad.

They had me thinking this was a lot worse. So she shows it and Kelly's like, oh, I'm not doing this. So Kelly immediately leaves, which was a smart move. So Kelly's like, oh, hell no. So Kenny goes, we see these nose jobs, we see lips, we see fillers, all that. And Kelly's like, she needs to find out. I'm like, enough about your cast.

Tell us about what's on the poster. No kidding, including your own stuff, like for Christ's sake. So Kelly leaves and I was thinking this is not so bad, but then Kenny goes, well, that's number one. And then we see that she's got three. I was like, I saw a few poster boards. I was like, I saw a few poster boards. I was like, I think this is gonna get worse. So then she pulls out the next one and she's like, well, my private investigators,

Bo Deedle found some more evidence for me. So yeah, she used to be a video hoe. And then Kelly's like, bye. So Kelly leaves. She was a trap hoe video hoe. Okay. And Drew's like, I was in videos, but I was a lead actress. It's like, oh, okay, Kenya. Like, you're a sitcom on YouTube. So the girls are like, oh no, what is she doing?

So then as Kelly leaves, she goes, everybody's been a hoe in their day. She's been a hoe too, I mean, come on now. Yeah. Well, amen. Oh my God, if anybody ever had picked, first of all, they would be the worst pictures ever. I'm sure I don't look very cute doing any of this stuff.

So I would be horrified to that. Like I would be like, Oh my God, now now look at my waddle. Oh, for Christ's sake. But it's true. And some people are, some people have been hosed. Some people continue to be hosed and that's okay. It's okay. So Kelly is like, I mean, here you have this beautiful salon and we're here to celebrate you. Why are we discussing Brit at your grand opening?

Which is the true question. This is ridiculous. Especially when Kentonia did go on about how her stuff was cut out last season and it was this beautiful, empowering event. And now she's finally getting to do it. And this is the opposite of empowering. So Kelly goes outside and gets a Brit and she's like,

she will not disrespect my friend. We are leaving back to the waffle bus, back to the waffle bus. And then Kenya continues. And she's like, and then they kept sending me information. And then she pulls out the third board and then people are grossed out. Because, and we hear someone say,

and it says due to the graphic nature of these photographs, Bravo has chosen not to exhibit them. And then we hear Cynthia go, nobody's trying to see this girl stuck in nobody's dick. This is so crazy. Yeah, she put up blow job pics. Wow. That was more than I expected because I thought all that stuff from the beginning was just fake pictures going around, which I think it still was fake pictures, but I didn't know that it was really this girl going down on someone. That's... Yeah. But like also like, so your big incrimination about someone is that she gave a blowjob. I don't understand. I guess maybe there was more to it, whatever, but like... Well, she's saying she's a whore. So I think she's saying she was like a call girl or this is like an only fans

or something. I mean, who knows? Yeah. But like, you know what? Like it just is such a it's it's it's so shitty. It's so shitty. And it's also so like retrograde at this point. You know, it's like, OK, so she gave a blowjob. Big deal. Even if she got money for it. Big deal. Who cares? Good for her. Yeah. More it's just Kenya. That's what Kenya goes to. She's always trying to slut shame everybody. That's like her thing. It's always been her thing. She's got some weird thing

about sex that she's like puritanical about sex. It's weird. I'll never forget that bolo season. Oh, God. Kenya was so fucking insufferable during that whole thing. So, yeah. Well, she came up through the, she came up through the Miss, whatever pageant it was, cause now I can't remember if it was Miss Universe. Miss America. Miss Universe. Or USA, you're right. No, you're right, it was USA.

And it's like that, you know, the pageant world is conservative. And I wonder if there's still some sort of like, there's something about that world that has stuck with her in some ways. I don't know, I don't know. Doesn't even matter, it doesn't justify anything. Well, there's a lot of that with people in our age range too,

because that's how we were raised, you know? It was very different. There wasn't like only fans. Like you couldn't see your teacher on the only fans. You know, there weren't people in the carpool line at school and the only fans. It was like a more puritanical time. And I guess that shit stuck with her, you know? teacher on the OnlyFans. There weren't people in the carpool line at school in the OnlyFans. It was like a more puritanical time and I guess that shit stuck with her. Growing up, I had to get rid of a lot. I've had to deprogram from a lot of that stuff and I'm sure

there's still a lot of it in there. I grew up very conservative Christian, as you know by this point. There's still a lot that I'm having to deprogram from, but yeah, she's probably got a bunch of baggage from back then. Anyway, who cares? It doesn't excuse any of this shit. So, uh, the girls are disgusted. Everyone there is like, Oh hell no, this is too much. And Shamia says that's too far. And she goes, no, it's not too far, bitch. She threatened me with a gun.

So don't tell me it's too far. So now you're calling people, Mitch. So it's getting worse. No one likes this. And, and so now Kenny is like, who is trying to take food out of my daughter's mouth? That's what this is about. So thank you very much for supporting me. I'm like, you cannot, you cannot put this, put these pictures up on a poster board, like without consent of this woman giving a blow job in front of a group of people,

it's mortifying. If it were there, it would there, it would have been so mortifying for her. It's actually like it makes me sad for how mortified she would have been. It doesn't matter what the context was coming up to it. It would have been totally mortifying. And then you cannot frame it like this is actually a sanctimonious deed for the sake of like food in your daughter's mouth. Who took food out of your daughter's mouth? No one the one who was actually actively taking food out of her mouth. Who took food out of your daughter's mouth?

No one took food out of your daughter's mouth. Now she's turning it to this whole thing. She tried to take food from my daughter's mouth. When? When did she do that? By saying she had a gun in her purse. Give me a break. You are the one taking the food out right now. Yeah, Portia's like, I'm mortified

and I'm not going to stand here and pretend I'm in agreement. I'm out of here. So she leaves and then Ken, he goes, "'And now don't come for me.'" And someone goes, "'Unless I send for you.'" She's like, "'Thank you.'" It was so sad, because everyone's horrified, but then there were a few people that were like,

"'Unless I send for you, can I go now?' Yeah, and Cynthia's disgusted. She's like, "'What's lower than hell?' "'What's worse than hell?' "'Whatever it is, that's where we're at. So no one likes this. So people start leaving. People just start leaving this event.

They start like filing out of there. And by the end of this, there's no one left, which I liked. I was actually proud of people. I was like, not of course Drew, Drew stayed, but everybody else was like, see ya, you know, fuck this, even the audience was like, bye. It was like the end of cruel intentions. It was like, it's like, it was like something you see in a movie where people are

like, horrified and leave someone's like going down in flames, and everyone just slowly backs out of the room and they're left alone. And you know, it's like it was, but it really happened. And everyone's upset. I mean, Cynthia is like, she basically says to her, she's like, Look, I'm gonna say this really quick. And then we need to go. I didn't see what happened. I'm getting no Brit, but I know you and I really hate that you let that in. Because I think you're bigger than this. I think you're

way bigger. This is her way of being like you fucked up, you should not have done this. And this was you messed up big time. Kenny goes, Well, I am I am better done this. And this was, you messed up big time. Kenny goes, well, I am, I am better than this. So glad everybody came, love you. And Cynthia's like, yeah, congrats, love you. I'll call you later. So she leaves and Kenny is going on about, I'm not gonna tolerate people blatantly disrespecting me.

And Portia is outside and she's like, production, we're ready to go right now. Cause they're all just standing out there with no ride. She's like, production, we're ready to go right now. Cause they're all just standing out there with no ride. You know, she's like, we're leaving. And she's like, I don't even want to be on this camera. Take off my mic, you know, and turn that mic, turn that camera off for me. Take my mic off and turn that camera off

because you can just act like I was never even at this event. And then we see on screen based on Kenya's behavior, the decision was made to cease filming with her this season. Yeah, and it's interesting reading the stuff people are bringing up online, like, you know, because, you know, people on the internet will whip out all kinds of receipts. And they're like, well, why wasn't this a problem when Vanderpump and Kyle did this in that limo where they whipped out that Playboy and they were laughing at Camille's naked pictures? Well, I mean, I don't think that was great either.

So I'm not going to, I wouldn't excuse that. Camille wasn't sucking anybody's dick. And that was something that Camille consented to, it was published in a national magazine. That was actually something that people were proud of. To be in Playboy was a huge deal. That was good. That was considered like an honor. And yeah, that wasn't great that they were sitting there, but they weren't showing the camera and slut shaming Camille at the same. I mean, I don't know. Like I don't want to have to excuse that, but I don't think it's the same. I don't think it was right, but I don't think this was done

in a really vindictive nasty way. You know, I mean, the tone shouldn't really affect it, but like it is a consideration and this was done in a way that was, it was meant to hurt and embarrass and it was just, it was really, it was, it was a low. It was a big, it was actually a low cause it was, it's also like, it's not what Bravo is about. No, no, no, no, I don't think any network is about this, but it's definitely not what Bravo was about. And so it's just, it was, you know, it was, it was bad taste and it was very poorly executed. You know, can you giving her big revenge speech when the lady already left the room and then just not being able to read the room that people were

just totally grossed out by what she was doing and then everybody walking out like slowly as she just kept on going and going. It was just sad to watch that kind of demise for someone who's been as good as Kenya. But as someone who's like detested Kenya for the way she's treated people for years, there's part of me that was like, well, you know, this is actually kind of a fitting way to see Kenya go out because she's been an asshole. My God, she has been an asshole. So, you know, but then there's also a big part of me who's a fan of this show. So I love what Kenya has brought to. So I mean, I'm mixed. I know I'm feeling like, as a viewer, I'm also upset

because I feel like the show, to me, as I've said before, I feel like the season, the cast chemistry is back and the show has been doing really well. So to see that someone getting fired, you're like, oh no, like, hopefully the show, like the season was going so well. So I'm hoping it doesn't like get all messed up. But do you think that there was a producer who was encouraging Kenya to go down this path?

Who was like, oh, why don't you do some, you should do like a poster, like do some posters and make a whole moment. You know, you think this was just purely- No, I mean that's, well, maybe, you know, I mean I watched- It would have come out. I think it would have.

I watched it. I think it would have come out. I think Kenya would have thrown them under the bus. Cause Kenya has already been all over. She's been giving statements every week as this has been happening, like how it's so unfair to her. And I think she would have thrown them under the bus and been like a producer told me to.

Also, she keeps saying she hired a PI for this girl since that bank event, she was so offended at the bank event. But how long did your PI, no one else seems to be able to find these pictures. I haven't been, I mean, I searched, why not? Just to see what everybody, what the big deal is. I haven't found anything. So that doesn't mean a lot.

I'm not a detective. Anyway, my point is if she hired a detective, how long did that take? And had she already been planning to do this before the bank event? Because it looks like this is a lot of poster board and a lot of research to be done on somebody in a couple of days. So, well, you know, someone probably honestly, someone probably sent it to her ahead of the season because you know, people will send shit. They'll be like, Oh,

I heard this girl is going to be on your show. You should look at that. Like people will send stuff because they're hoping that they can be in the mix in some way. So I would not be surprised if it was actually just fell into her lap. Um, but, um, what I was going to say, I guess I bring that up because it shows more pre meditation, you know, like, how long did you have this stuff? And how long was she planning on blasting this lady anyway? And then this lady says something about a gun and Kenya was like, that's it.

Because a lot of the arguments I'm seeing are like, well, this isn't fair. Because Kenya, you know, Kenya went to producers and said, this girl threatened me with the gun and the producers didn't do anything to the girl. And so that's why Kenya took it under her own hands to try and drive this girl off the show. Well, that still doesn't justify it. And if the, it does look like the producers talked to Britt and that she did try to rectify

it by apologizing profusely in every scene and bringing flowers and all of that. Now is it too little too late? Probably, every scene and bringing flowers and all of that. Now, is it too little too late? Probably, but I don't think it justified this outcome. Either way, like Kenya's reaction across the board, and maybe this was part of her apology tour or not apology tour, statement tour, but her reaction should have clearly been like I took it too far. I thought I was being clever and funny.

And in retrospect, like I, like, I should not have done this. Like that's what she should have done. And instead of, she's really been kind of like, I'm living my best life now after the show. And it's just not like she's just handling it across the board. She's handling it incorrectly. And it's just so sad too, cause it was such an easy, it's such an unforced error on her part. Brit is acting like an idiot. No one was on Brit's side. Brit could have come with those flowers and Kenya could have just said something really

petty and shady to her and dismissed her. And we would have all been cracking up and been on Kenya's side. And we would have been like, that's right. Like, you know, you came for the Queen and you're a peasant. It would have, she would have, Kenny would have set herself up to have actually probably one of the strongest seasons she's had in a while. And she just totally messed it up. Yeah, cause to come now and be like, oh, and the producers never showed my salon last season. You were barely showing up last season, as I recall.

That season was a nightmare to watch. It was so boring. It was so excruciating for what you were lacking that season and a lot to watch. It was so, it was so excruciating for what you were lacking that season. And a lot of you and like refusing to shoot with Marlo and doing all of the stuff that had been happening on the show for the past few years. And Kenya's just bringing it out like,

oh, but they never showed my salon and they showed all of Candy's businesses and never me. It's like still woe is me. And I'm not saying none of that is valid. Basically what I'm saying is any of Kenya's complaints about being a victim are now invalidated because of her own bullshit. 100%.

So whatever Kenya. There's also this element too of like whether you like her or hate her, Kenya is I think widely acknowledged to be one of the greats to come out of the housewives. One of the greats. And for her to go out in this way, like I don't think we want any of our greats to to flame out like this. If they if they go through the whole season, and then after they're done after

the season is done, they quit and then they have some sort of weird Bethany Frankel, like flame out whatever Bethany does, then fine. If you want to sully your legacy, fine. But like to actually be kind of like fired mid season because you did something so disgusting. Yeah, that's bad. It's so sad because you're better than that. And I don't know, do you think that she,

do you think that she does a way back for her? I have a feeling she'll be back next year. I feel like she could do an apology to her. That's part of me that feels like that. That's what I think too. It's just this season. Aside from this, you know, aside from this, I think she's had a great season.

I think showing her in a friend of role has been great. Just showing her a group events has been really good. I think she's been really excelling. I think she's had one of her best seasons in the past few years, not ever, but after the past few years. I mean, this has been a really good one for Kenya. It's like, it's less work.

She's more able to, she shows up more. She kind of puts more effort in into the show when she's there, you know? So I think it's been one of her better seasons of the past few years. So I have a feeling they'll bring her back. I think they're just maybe punishing her for now. I think they bring her back and then they have her

do something, shoot scenes where she says, I was in a really dark place and I just, I let my emotions get ahold of me. And the truth is I hate that I did that, but I was, Mark was making me feel this way. Mark, oh Mark. Just do, hit all the notes. Like it's all there for you. Just do that. Yeah. Show contrition. Show that you realize what your mistake is and then, you know,

come on back. Yeah, I have a feeling she'll be back, but we'll see. Time will tell. And I have a feeling we will not be back because Brett is excruciating. And I feel for Britt in this episode, but God, get rid of her. Well, I feel like they can't bring Kenya back and then get rid of Britt. I think they both come back and Britt gets one more. If they bring Kenya back, then Britt comes back for one more season. If Kenya does not come back, then Britt, they get rid of Britt, I think. Yeah. Well, we'll see. Because I love Angela. I think Angela is a great addition. I think Kelly is okay. I like Kelly. I need time's a great addition. I think Kelly's OK. I like Kelly.

I need time for her to warm up. She's a little too much for me right now. I see promise there. But Britt. Britt's just. Well, it'll be interesting to see if how it changes once Phaedra comes back into the mix, because Phaedra then swoops in.

And again, by the way, it's significant. Phaedra's back. And when Phaedra left, and again, by the way, it's significant, you know, Phaedra's back and it's, you know, when Phaedra left us, she, she made up really terrible rumors about candy, like libelous slanderous rumors, whichever one they are, whichever one it is, one's writing one's speech, who knows, but, um, you know, so people have made their way back. So I think Kindle will make her way back. See time will tell.

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