Watch What Crappens - #2794 Below Deck Down Under S03E10 Part One: Cuddle Chaos

Episode Date: April 8, 2025

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Wondry Plus subscribers can listen to Watch Your Crappins ad free right now. Join Wondry Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelkirch and joining me today for what I'm sure will be a very exciting blow deck down under recap, Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie. Hi. How are you doing today? below deck down under recap. Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie. Hi.

How are you doing today? What a day. I mean, when you think this show can't give you a twist in a turn, I didn't see that coming at all on below deck mid did not see it coming. Not at all. You even told me cause you had seen it before me. You said, Oh, there was a twist. And I was like, Oh, okay. And I was like, I actually, well I got caught up in it. So I sort of forgot that there was a twist, but I was like, Oh, okay. And I was like, I actually, I got caught up in it. So I sort of forgot that there was a twist, but I was still was kind of scoping it out.

And like, that was just not a twist. I saw at all. I thought like maybe the twist, maybe the twist was going to be that beyond put his hand on Alicia's back in the galley and was going to come out. And I did not expect it. Oh, so you got close. You got close, but it wasn't, but that's not the, it wasn't, it was a hundred percent not the same. It was still like, what happened was so surprising.

And it was like watching a movie or a soap opera. You don't think these things really happen in real life. These, these, it was almost like hilarious if it wasn't like such a heightened moment. Yeah. Oh, that went crazy. But anywho, we'll get to that. Okay, well in the meantime, let me tell everyone what's up, which is that we're going to Boston, Detroit,

and Chicago this week, and we're gonna have the best time. So in Boston, we're going to recap the Beverly Hills reunion, which will be hilarious, because we haven't been able to do any housewives on this tour yet, I think. Although I think we did one, I think we did Salt Lake City. But then, and then- Yeah, some classics. Yeah, we did some classics. Someone was like, oh, Beverly Hills, it's going to be such a dark episode this week on the reunion.

Are you sure you're going to do that? Listen, we recapped the Holocaust episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Live, and it was a great show. We had a great time. So don't worry. Yeah, don't worry about it. Then on Friday, we're going to go to Detroit and do a classic, it's not about the pasta episode of Van The Pump Rules, which is also one of their gay pride episodes. So you know that that's gonna be great. That's from season six. I think it's episode seven, but it's called, it's not about the pasta. It's literally called that. And then on Saturday, Chicago, which is, I believe, sold out. And we are going to do Summer House, which is, you know, so great. So it's gonna be a big fun time. And then in May, next month, we have only a few shows we have Dallas and Austin and Las Vegas. It's our first Vegas show ever. So come

out and represent let's have a great time in Sin City. And then you know, I don't even have to tell you guys to do that in Dallas and Austin because you guys always do and you guys are always wild and it's amazing. So looking forward to that watch our crap is calm for those tickets. And then of course, on Patreon, you can watch us with crap is on demand. Hello, hello, hello. But on top of that, we just did a double bonus episode recapping the white lotus season finale,

which is super fun. So go to patreon.com slash watch your crap. And also just a bit of self promotion. I'm going to do a dual self promotion cause I'm going to promote you to Ronnie one over on Ronnie's Instagram. He's doing travel logs, which are really fun. So if you ever wanted to see what his Italian vacation was last summer, he's putting up little videos. So go check those out. They're really funny. And then my self promotion is that, um, I have a food news newsletter called NBD fancy and, um,

I cooked a whole time meal for white lotus. And so if you want to see what I cooked, go to NBd.com. Yeah, it looks really good. Thank you. I was just looking at that before this. That's just blatant self-promotion there. That stuff at the end, that's just pure. It looked delicious and it made me hungry and all I had were overnight it's. I'll cook you some Thai food or we could just go to the restaurant that the Thai food is from because it was from a cookbook that's based off an LA restaurant. Be back soon. I'll be home soon. I'll be home for Thai food.

So I'll be home for pad Thai. I'm a basic Thai food bit. Oh, I love pad Thai. Can I tell you something? We have a lot to talk about. We have this, this blow deck episode is really, you know, this is like classic mid season blow deck when everything is just out of control. But I do have to say, I have to, I have to talk about something before we get to blow deck. And this is important. I think this is something that concerns all of us as Bravo fans, uh, which is that a trailer was released today for next gen New York city,

which is, um, this is the rumor show that we've been hearing about that. Like, we've been hearing stories like, oh, all the kids are shooting a show together like Brooks and Gia and Ariana Berman and things like that. The trailer dropped. And when I say it looks so good, I can't even, I cannot even express how good this show looks. I don't really understand why Gia is there. It's like a very New York,

That's how good this show looks. I don't really understand why Gia is there. It's like a very New York, TikTok-y, Gen Z over it kind of vibe. And Gia... She is a TikTok-y vibe. Hello? She's not like New York City. Like, she's not like New York City. She's not like Brooks, right?

Like I don't see a world where she and Brooks authentically ever hang out, you know? Well, you know, that's what New York is like when you first go. As a child, I went when I was 18, and it was like, wow, you just meet all these different people, and it's just a hodgepodge of people, weirdos hanging out together. I agree with you. I think it looks so, so good. We're going to cover the fuck out of that show, and we're going to get in so much trouble because we were doing Crappy Hour, and we had a little story. Look, for me, it was very light shade. It's like Gia quit law school to be an influencer. We didn't like say, you dumb slut. I mean, it was nothing like that. It was just like innocent jokes.

Like, oh, no, shoot. You said something like, oh, now she's, thank God she's dropped being an immigration lawyer right at the time when people need immigration lawyers. And I was like, yeah, thank God she's going to sell stretchy pants on Amazon. I mean, who cares? It was not, it was a very light shade moment. People are so pissed. Those tree fans are like, oh my God, making fun of children, you old mean queens. They're going to have to get used to it. Oh for Christ sake. When can you make fun of people? Cause you're old. Not old.

You're in the wrong, you're on the wrong damn Instagram. I'll tell you that right now. Cause I make fun of people because you're old? Fuck off. You're in the wrong. You're on the wrong damn Instagram. I'll tell you that right now because I make fun of babies. Okay. I would make fun of a damn baby as it comes out of the womb. Get off my ass. He's not young enough to make fun of almost. Like I will go younger. I will go for your four year old.

I don't care. But I will. I will recap a preschool. Okay. Yeah. We will drag your toddler for filth. And I will recap a preschool. Okay. Yeah, we will drag your toddler for Phil. And I'm okay with that. And now, by the way, those defenders, great defenders of Gia and her honor, they now have completely lost like whatever, whatever claim that they had, because

she's just a little girl, it's gone. Because now she's on a reality show on Bravo. So all bets are off. because guess what? This is my personal favorite genre that Bravo tries out every few years. Gallery girls, they did gallery girls. I guess you could put princesses Long Island in this. Um, you know, real girlfriends in Paris. I absolutely adored that show. It was, it kind of like arrived like dead on arrival, but it was like, I thought it was like an absolutely amazing show. And then now here we are again, Next Gen New York City.

And I think this is gonna be the one that breaks through because we have Brooks Marks, who's already very funny. I was surprised at how much I was enjoying Ariana from the trailer, that's Kim Zolciak's daughter. Riley- I didn't even know who that was. I was like, who's that? And why does she have all the screen time?

Cause she has all, she has like 80% of the screen time. I'm like, who's that? And why does she have all the screen time? Because she has like 80% of the screen time. I was like, who even is that? She's like, this is disgusting. I was like, yes. Yes, mother, queen, yes. But I'm also like, this is kind of the vibe of New York City that I feel like Roni was trying for and just couldn't quite get right.

And then, obviously, new Roni. And then Riley is on it, but I think she literally says nothing in the trailer. And like, you know, we think Riley is so wonderful and sweet and great, but I am concerned that she's not quite reality TV material. So we'll see. We'll see if she comes out of her shell on this show.

Yeah, you never know. I mean, they showed four people in the preview, I think, but then the poster is like 10 people. Yeah, there's a whole bunch of like non-children, non-Bravo children on the cast. Non-children and Bravo stars. Yeah. Yeah, it looks good. So we'll do a trailer trash of that, I'm sure, in the next couple of weeks.

But for now, let's get on to Below Deck, Mediterranean. First of all, just before I forget to mention this damn fish. This is such a good show for fish. We, you know, we've been called out for kind of forgetting the fish sometimes. The most amazing one today was the, like Venus, like the Audrey II from Little Shop of Words. Oh, the one that came with the scallop. It was like a giant clam, right? It had a big close-up.

It was like open and then closed. Oh, great work. And it's covered in moss. So it's green. It looks just like the Audrey II and it just opens like open and then it closed. Oh, great work. And it's covered in moss, so it's green. It looks just like the Audrey II, and it just opens its mouth and snaps it. That's what a scallop looks like? Actually, it was not a scallop.

That was a giant clam. That was a giant clam. And I think it was a giant clam. It was not a scallop. I apologize to the scallop community, but it was like the Elaine Stritch of like mollusks down there. It was just like, all right,

here's to the clams who launch. It was just great. I loved it, great work. Okay, so let's get to it. We go, we start with a flashback, okay? Well, it's not a flashback. We start with a flash forward, I guess. It's 12, 13 a.m.

And Harry's sobbing to Serena. He's like, I will fucking walk off this fucking boat tomorrow. There's nothing that will stop me. And I like that even when he cries, he sobs with his mouth wide open, just like he laughs. So he's consistent in his mouth opening emoji. Yeah. Also got to make Brie feel great when he says, there's nothing on this boat, just like he laughs. Um, so he's consistent in his mouth opening a moat. Also got to make Bree feel great when he says, there's nothing on this boat. Not one single personal thing that would make me want to stay here. There's absolutely nothing. It's like, oh wow.

So much for being excited about finally making that with a model. I know Bree sitting at home like, what does it mean? So then, um, that we see Johnny and Vion in their cabin. This is still in the flash forward and Vion's like, Johnny, what's going on? Can you please tell me what's going on? Johnny, Johnny, Johnny. It is actually very much like, it is very much like company. Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, Johnny. And Johnny's like, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, Greek shushers. He's like, what? Tell me what's happening. He's like, no, Johnny, and Johnny's like shhh, shh, shh, shh, shh, Greek shushes, Greek shushes. He's like, what, tell me what's happening?

He's like, no, no, Greek shush. If I hear a little bit- And my grandmother would say shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush,

shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush I hear a little bit more talking. This boat is going to sink, I promise you." And he's like banging on the cabinet. Now this is what we've seen the whole season. And so the whole season, it's like our white lotus, you know, like, oh my God, what is Johnny mad about? You know, did Parker Posey finally find out

the financial state of the boat. Like what's going on? Yes. Sorry. Um, but yeah, it's basically, uh, this was, we've been waiting weeks to see the context of this. And then we see all the girls are, are scared and they're like crying. And it's like, Oh my God. And then Johnny, Johnny like goes up to the camera and he's like about to punch

the camera, but then he does that thing that like really much of men do, which he kind of like bites his fingers. And then he like puts a, he puts like a shirt over the camera instead. I feel like we've made this reference 20 times in the past few weeks, but he is B Arthur and the golden girls. When she's like, she wants to kill somebody and she's like, she just eats her. She eats her fist. That's what he does. He goes right up to the camera and pulls a Bea Arthur and then covers it with his underwear. Now, I knew that Vihon was depressed or something was going on, like Vihon's out of sorts because

Vihon's in bed wearing underwear and that's not like Vihon. He's usually naked. And so I was like, uh-oh, what happened to Vion that he put his underwear on? He must be feeling like, you know, like you need your security blanket. Maybe that's his underwear. But I was like, why is Vion in his underwear? That was the first mystery for the film season. It was like, why do we have a scene with Vion in bed wearing his underwear? What is happening to this show? Yeah. It's a good, it's a really good question. Also, like the more humid it gets and the more, like the longer he goes without a haircut, the more he starts to get Charlize Theron hair,

which I think is really fun. Like his hair is sort of just getting like, kind of like bigger and puffier and rounder, sort of like Charlize Theron in like a Dior ad. So maybe it's like a South African thing, I'm not sure, but it's just like, it's just fascinating observations about him. So Johnny's like, what did, or Vion's like, what did I do, bro? And he's like, this boat is fucking mentally.

So 16 hours earlier, Vion is talking with the captain. So they're talking about the phone party and this is where he's tattletaling because he was confronted about cleaning right before breakfast. And so now, so he's not in trouble again. He runs to do like a preemptive tattletale on everybody else. So he runs to Captain Jason and he's like, Captain, you know, I have to tell you, you know, the phone party was messy, but then I have people yelling at me about it and these people don't know. And then they yell at me and then they make me look like something. I'm doing something bad. I cannot work like this. I just can't do it. They're only looking out of their perspective.

And he's like, all right, well, you know where the error is. And so don't like, you know, throw anyone under the bus, like take the emotions out of it and take everything take, take all the take all the past out of it and just like come back and just go. He's basically Jason's kind of like, I see what you're doing here. You fix it. Stop throwing people under the bus. He is, and Jason doesn't want to do anything. Like we've seen him all season being like,

I'm not managing this boat, you do it. And so his advice is, all right, you see that on the table there, that bag. I do, bring it over here. Okay, pop a couple of those out. Okay. Put them in my mouth. They're peanut M&Ms. Thank you very much. This meeting is now over. All right. So he's like, okay, no problem. Thank you. He's like, turn this thing around. Make a list. Make a list.

His actual advice, I forgot, was him saying, okay, here's what you do. Go up to Laura and say, Laura, you're right. I know a lot of things been going on. I love his advice. Tell Laura that she's right. Okay. I understand your concerns. Here's what I would do in your situation. I would tell Laura that she's right. Yeah. Play Kate Laura. Okay. If he's got unstable eyebrows, just do whatever she asks. So Jason tells us with Leon, you know, I'm seeing there's no accountability and this is a concern. You know, we've got two heads of department not getting along, that could bring the boat down. And on top of that, I mean, how many times has Vion needed to get his crew in

line? He's walking a very thin line. And if he doesn't do something to change it, I won't, but I will hope that somebody else does. Well while I sit up here and design kimonos. He's walking a very thin line. And if he doesn't change things, we'll unfortunately have to put a kimono on. So now it's 9.27am. It's the last day of charter. And Zarina and Alicia are like working in the in the galley and everything. And Laura, excuse me, is talking to guests about about what to do for breakfast and everything and they want to have breakfast around 1030 and some so Laura tells the arena that you want to have breakfast at 1030 and Karin goes, yes. She has some fun little moments before she gets up the boat Like everything she's like, yes, I love a spoon. Yes. Yes, I love a spoon. I'm such a spoon girl.

Yes. So Vion goes up to Harry and is like, so how was the deck this morning at six? What was the game plan this morning at six o'clock in the morning? And Harry's like, where? When I woke up, I looked at this and I saw that the chart said that like, you know, like this area was done. So check everything was ticks here and ticks here. Everything was all done. So I went to the areas that weren't done. And that's what I did. But it turns out the things that said that they were

done, were done after all. Yeah. And so of course, Vihon is going to yell at him now about that. So he's like, first priority is on deck. Okay, table. Because that's where we're coming out, right? And he's like, first priority, Sun deck, okay, table, because that's where we're coming out, right? And he's like, okay, but that stuff was already ticked off, which is why I didn't do it. He's like, okay, well, tick the ticks then. That's what we're gonna do, huh? We're gonna tick the tick. So Harry, listen, I'm getting all the blame for everything's

happening. Not you. It's me. I'm getting the blame. I'm like, yeah, because you're a shitty leader. And Harry's like, no, I'm not saying that you're getting all's me. I'm getting the blame. I'm like, yeah, because you're a shitty leader. And Harry's like, no, I'm not saying that you're getting all the blame. I'm taking the blame too from you right now as you speak to me. Remember the words you just said 10 seconds ago? Those were aimed at me. You know, I'm receiving it. Yeah. And he's yelling at him for not taking the ticks. You're the manager. Why didn't you come down and take the ticks? If everything, if you have a list and everything says it's done, why don't you go around and double check it? Which why didn't you come down and tick the ticks? If everything, if you have a list and everything says it's done, why do you go around and double check it?

Which you didn't fucking do, Vion. Okay. Yes, sir. So he's like, well, from now on, Sun Deck is priority at night and in the morning and in the evening, I want to have a drink and in the morning, go over it again, okay, so you know it's both ends. And he's like, okay, so we wed it in the morning. And he's like, no, we wed it in the evening.

And he goes, so we don't wed it in the morning. He's like, no, I don't want to wed it in the morning. And he's like, no, we wed it in the evening. And he goes, so we don't wed it in the morning. He's like, no, I don't want to wed it in the morning. He's like, but I feel like he just said to me, rinse it at the night and then rinse it in the morning. He didn't, he said rinse it at night and go over it in the morning, but still. It was a little confusing directive. It was confusing.

No, no, we instead did not then detail the bits. That's not what's being done in the morning. It's like, all right, well, hopefully the job but not gets done thoroughly. Which is funny because also like, um, beyond hold directive still doesn't solve the whole situation in the morning because it wasn't done at night and anything at night. So Harry's basically like last season, last year the season with Wow, there was clear communication and clear instruction and clear creepy vibes. And you know, he allowed Rune to grow and we see like flashbacks of Dwaouw being like a good boasting and everything. And I mean, the worst he ever did was when he got mad one time and said, you're a stupid woman and you can't do anything.

And this is why we didn't want you to vote. And then he also had... Yeah, other than that. didn't want you to vote. And then he also added. I'm Joao 5.0. Back in Zim, this is how we would do things. So Jason radio. You know it's bad when we're talking when the show is like, wow, remember what a great,

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right now by joining Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple podcasts. So now Jason's rating someone for the anchor and then Vian's checking in on Zarina, see how she slept and everything and he's and she's saying she didn't really get to sleep or anything and he's like, well, if you need a shoulder to sleep on, I'm and everything. And he's, and she's saying she didn't really get to sleep or anything. And he's like, but if you need to show just to sleep on, I'm always here. And she's like, are you flirting with me right now? Like, are you like, cause don't make promises you can't keep. And Vian's like nodding, like I am flirting with you, which is fucked up.

Cause he's spending all this time and effort talking to everyone's ear off about how much he likes to do. Yeah, but that's his thing. You know, he's like an hors d'oeuvre. He just wants to be eaten. It's in his nature. Yeah, he's like, just pass me around. I'm not a solo meal. I'm not a sub sandwich. I'm tiny little bits of sandwich on a tree. So, Vian, so Johnny sees him and he's like, bro, what are you doing? Come on, Vaminos, Vaminos. So then Corinne's taking photos on the boat in her bikini. She's like, yes, hold on, let me turn

so you can get my good side. And then she turns and like gives the girl her butt and the girl's like, oh my God, that is your good side. That's an amazing butt. It's like, yeah, I'm gonna like take pictures and I'm gonna think I look amazing, but then I'm gonna look at the pictures and I'm gonna be like, yeah, I'm going to like take pictures and I'm going to think I look amazing, but then I'm going to look at the pictures and I'm going to be like, oh, In there.

So then, uh, I'm like, welcome to my life every single day. So beyond, I don't, I'm past the point of even thinking the pictures are going to look good. I don't even look anymore. If people are like, Hey, can I post this? I'm like, just post it, don't show it to me. Let's not go down the shame spiral right now, please just post it.

Who was talking the thing about Brad Pitt recently? Who was saying something about Brad Pitt recently that- Denise Richards husband. Oh yeah, Denise was saying, like, Rand's always like, well, they wanna do an article with me, like, whatever, I'll take the photo, because I know the photos will look good,

but I'm not gonna read the article, because the article's bad. I'm the opposite. I'm like, I'll do the article, I'm just not I'll take the photo. Cause you know, the photos will look good, but I'm not gonna read the article, cause the article's bad. I'm the opposite. I'm like, I'll do the article, I'm just not gonna look at the photo. Yeah. Do we have anybody that can just draw me? That would be great.

Could Roskatz do a cartoon with me? I think that might be an improvement. Can I get like a courtroom drawing done of my face? So Corinne takes her photos. Okay, so then Vian and Johnny are talking and Vian's like, oh, the sun deck was a mess. And he's like, well, the fun party was something else. Imagine I had the water open for three straight hours. And he's like, well, I don't think Harry quite understands when you tick it off.

He thinks that I don't have to look. Yeah. Well, why aren't you pissed that Johnny tick? Why aren't you telling Johnny? Why did you take it off when it wasn't finished? No, because Johnny's your little ass kissing friend. So you're not going to give him any shit. It didn't Johnny even last episode say something like, oops, I ticked it off when I shouldn't have. Did he like admit that he had made a mistake with that board? And why is he not really saying, oh, that was my bad, I shouldn't have ticked it off, whatever, I agree. Johnny should have some accountability

in this stupid, foamy situation. Yeah, but Vihon's doing that thing where he's gathering troops to just shit talk. It's like whoever will sit there and listen to him shit talk everybody else, he's gonna keep them on his side So he can spread his virus He's beyond virus all over the boat and then he was like after everything that when I woke up everything I had to do and then we see

He's like everything I had to do this morning I just cuts to him in a day or having like coffee and like talking about coffee and just like Hanging out in the galley where wealley where Jason has to call down, like, all right, deck team, we're going to need you on deck now. He's like, oh, let's go up there. And he's like, if you have to do this morning. Lists of things to do, cut to him, like sitting on the edge of the boat, like what rhymes with love? How do you put together a cute list?

Love with love. So Jason is speaking to Laura. So I'm'm by the way, I'm really enjoying Lara because my favorite thing is when the captain and the chiefs do become like have like have kiki moments. And I just love when they I love those. I love that vibe. And they've started to develop that here. So Jason's like, All right, so what happened? You look like you're about to tell me something. And she's like, Oh, with V Han, I mean, I asked him why he was doing KT, well, when the guests were up and said, well, that his time should have done that last night. It's like, yeah, no one, no one was told what to do. And it didn't get done. And he'll just say, you know, Johnny should have

done it. And if something isn't done in the interior, it's ultimately my fault because I haven't picked up on it. And I should have delegated that. So it's really his fault. And he's like, well, here's what I'm trying to do. I'm trying to get the Phoenix to rise up. The Phoenix has to be in the air before it can rise back up. Like he hasn't been in the air. The Phoenix does not rise from the air. That's not a Phoenix. I've got some bad news. It's just a pile of ashes. There was never, there wasn't, that bird wasn't there in the first place. Okay. The burnt up cigarette on the ground. What you're looking at is some shit from the Phoenix that pooped on some ashes while it

was flying over going to a different boat. But there was never a Phoenix in that pile. That's just ashes and they're not turning into anything. So Corinne's like, Oh my God, is that Saver? We've been waiting for Saver. Hi Saver. I can't with the name Saver. I'm still mad at the name Saver? We've been waiting for Saver. Hi Saver. I can't with the name Saver. I'm still mad at the name Saver. I can't stand him. Saver, just so everyone knows, last week I thought his

name was Savior. Thank God it's not that, but it is Saver, S-A-Y-V-O-R. So I guess his parents, well, I don't know. Maybe it's like a name from like a different culture, but if it's an American name, then it's like they wanted to name him after culture, but if it's an American name, then it's like they wanted to name him after the concept of savoring something, but they added a why in there. So it's like, because just because I guess, I think he's an American. I mean, he, I wasn't sure if it's like some like Eastern block, an American guy. I wasn't sure if it's like Russian name or something. Or maybe he's like from the, he's from like the great Valpak empire. You know, those are his parents. It's like save a Valpak.

Saver does feel a bit like the name Saver does feel- His sister's name Penny. It does feel a little bit like some sort of like, like pharmacy. Maybe it's because there was save on pharmacies back in the day. Yeah. So she's like, we've been waiting for you, Saber. And he's like, have you? Well, the show has arrived. So now he's unbearable. So now they're- Unbearable. That's perfect. He's unbearable. So every time he gets into a kayak, I'm like, sink it! But there he is.

So they're like getting breakfast and having fun. And then Vihan is talking to Johnny still and he's like, I don't know why Lara is so angry at me, bro. He's like, can you explain to me, let me ask you this. Can you explain to me why? Why are you so sensual? Like every girl, you're so sensual, you know? You just come so close and then feeling bottom,

you know, all this. Why? Oh, it is being nice. That's all. He's like, you go to your mother in her face and go, hello, mama. And she is like, it's right up in the Vian's face. And he's like, well, I kiss my mom's like, no, enough is enough. I don't want to know more.

No, but it's not like I'm making out. It's like picks on the hands like hi mom It's a thing in South Africa. Like everyone like the Italians will go and show, you know, that's how we do it Like it will like Italians. They say South Africans are the Italians of South Africa. So like we go down the lips It's like just stay away from Alicia. Yeah, no clothes no sensual no sensual untick sensual No sensual. No sensual. Untick sensual. Untick. So then the water toys and stuff and then Jason radios Maureen to the bridge. He was a smart ass to him and told him, oh really? What if you don't eat? You get grumpy and you start micromanaging things. So she's in trouble. So she has to go there. So he said, all right, now let's talk about

the other day. You made a comment back to me, which was not nice, but made it worse that you weren't wearing kimono. I would have, I would have accepted it in the kimono, but when you're in uniform, won't accept it. She said, I overstepped a hundred percent line and I'm so sorry for you being hangry and micromanaging me. She said, well, all right, well, you just did it again. And like if it's, you know, that's all you got to worry about. That's not a big deal. But like, what else is going on? See us. She's like, well, you know, I mean, I love to do service. I love it with all my heart. You know, I wake up in the morning and think, God, I can't wait to sell somebody French toast, French toast. But, you know, if they need

me in laundry, then I decided I'll be doing it to help Laura, to help Laura. I will do it. And she says, you know, she was hopeful to be in service, like Laura promised, but she didn't get it. So she, Laura got very defensive. And he's like, well, she told me about that. And you said it in front of other people.

And when I heard about it, I did not have an M&M in my mouth. So you can imagine how that made me feel. You really have to work on that. Um, out of every crew member, I want to see some growth and you're doing a very solid job. You're very strong. And my advice to you is peanut M and M's, but if you're interested in a mix up, a remix, I should say peanut butter M and M&Ms, just delicious. Give it a try. So then she's like, Oh, he is such a smart guy, you know, and it was so nice to feel validated with someone with so much experience. So I see him as a mentor. So he sees how hard I'm working. He likes it. And you know what? Every time I get a piece of his underwear, I think, God, he's trusting me with these, you know? So, I'm happy now.

I'm better. Plus, it's good not to be fired. That part too. So let's bring up that anchor, and then this guy Billy, who I think is the primary, he's like, man, Cindy is texting me like, can you push the breakfast back? I'm like, I'm the primary. She's like very demanding. And someone's like, hey, Cindy, and you're not even my girlfriend is Cindy. Yeah, Cindy, which by the way, he met Cindy a week ago. So it is kind of funny that she's making demands. But then again, she's also allowed to say, can we push the track is back 30 minutes. I'm not ready.

No, no, you've got a whole crew of people up there. Nobody even knows your ass. Get your ass out of bed if you want the breakfast or say, could you save me a plate? Don't hold it for everybody else. I think great Cindy. Okay, you're out of there, Cindy. You're one Cindy.

I'm going to call you. One week Cindy. No, I think it's reasonable to say, I think it's like if you wake up in bed with a person that you just like, you know, had a sleepover with and like, Oh, can we push breakfast back like 30 minutes? I think that's okay. But then to make a demand, I think Cindy needs to like settle down. Okay. Because Cindy, you're lucky if you just wake up with that person. But if you wake up and there's like eight other people upstairs waiting for breakfast, like, no, Cindy, we don't know you.

I don't know why I'm dying on the Cindy Hill. I really have no, I have no, I have no horse in the Cindy race. Because I also, when I watched it, I was like, fuck Cindy. But then as I started to say it, I started to feel bad. I felt like, are we just like throwing Cindy under the bus? Is there like more to the story with Cindy? Like I kind of feel like maybe Billy might not be a reliable narrator and he might be throwing Cindy under the bus. And she may have just made like a simple ask like to see if maybe it could

happen. And then he, you know, and if it was like, maybe her vibe was like, oh, it's fine. If you can, it's fine. I was just seeing if it could, like if it's, everyone's down with her, you know? But like now all of a sudden we're like, oh, Cindy's such a mega bitch. And maybe it's like Billy who actually created

this narrative instead, instead of Cindy. No, Cindy sucks. Yeah, she probably sucks. I mean, Billy, Billy doesn't seem great either. I mean, what do you expect, Billy? You know, you're lifting people up and being like, oh, now I've known you for a weekend. Now I'm taking you great either. I mean, what do you expect, Billy? You're lifting people up and being like, oh, now I've known you for a week and now I'm taking you on a cruise.

You make someone feel like they're a movie star, they're gonna start acting like that very quickly. That's what you get, Billy. But they all are getting- Left her in the hotel bar where you found her. Okay, Billy? That's it. Because Cindy's trash.

Cindy is trash. Who knows it? Everybody in the hotel bar. Everyone knows Cindy's trash. It's very demanding. Well, because they're all saying it, they're like hotel bar, everyone knows this is very demanding. Well, because they're all saying it. They're like, yes, and he's demanding. You know, this is code for like, why did you bring Cindy onto our friend trip?

Like this was gonna be like such a fun time. Why did you bring this random girl that you met at the airport? Because she's ruining everything. Because I'm aging and I don't want to go on national TV and look like I'm alone while everybody else has a girlfriend. So I got Cindy. Well, Cindy causes like mass destruction because essentially they now are going to push back breakfasts 30 minutes, which means that now it's like, well, you can put out like the

light breakfast items, like the continental breakfast things like hard boiled eggs or whatever, and then some pastries and then like hardcore breakfasts that can come out in 30 minutes. But unfortunately, down in the galleys, Zarina has just put the final flourishes on the hardcore breakfast and it can't just like sit around for 30 minutes because it's like it's it's ephemeral breakfast food that that will die. So now there's drama and it's creating drama between Laura and Zarina all because of Cindy. Yeah, so Serena's like, all right, three minutes and we're

going to serve everything. It's gonna be so sexy, so delicious. Don't forget to serve the syrup with the fork. All right. And then Laura calls down and she's like, no, change it up. We can't do this. And she's like, um, well, I was told to go for service. I've got all the food down here. I can't just reheat it. All right, so just take it up. You know, just apologize. Serena's like, no, it's made and you gave me a time and I'm sending it. She's not a fucking magician. Yeah.

Okay. So I was like, all right, well, there's only one of us running food at the moment. And then Vian's like, because he's hearing this, he goes, how do you not have anyone to run food? It's because people on her staff are actually working as opposed to your motley crew that puts in a sinking jet ski into the ocean and then jerks off half the rest of the day. So then Alicia's just talking about, she's picking up on vibes between Zarina and Lara and she's like, you know, I don't really have a strong sense of the history, but what I can feel is that things are starting to get a little bit crumbly. No one wants to be the first one to bite, but they just keep nibbling at each other,

which actually made me so happy here because this was kind of something they set up in the first episode and then we never got back to it that like the Laura and Zarina have a past and that Laura got back to it, that like the Laura and Zarina have a past and that Laura, we secretly believe doesn't actually really like Zarina at all. And so it's exciting to think that we might be returning to this concept. Yeah, because I liked that in the beginning when Laura's like, yeah, you know, Serena, she just, she really tries so hard, you know, especially with the men. I remember she liked one guy on the boat and she made a little trail of candy wrappers and snacks that went from her bed into his bed and it was just so sad.

I think that and the funny part is like that was an actual story. That's an actual story. And then didn't Serena say, yeah, you know, it's like she's Barbie and I'm just like weird Barbie. Yeah. So they'm just like, weird Barbie. Yeah. So, yeah. They've been like all chummy. They've been very chummy this season and now I'm like, oh good, we're getting back to

the fact that they actually have tension. So- They have a greater villain, right? So they have a greater villain to fight, which is Vion. And so right now that's occupying their time. But if Vion gets fired, it's on between these two. Yeah, it's going to be a disaster. So Vyond takes food up to Marina and Adair or whatever. And then, I don't know, it's basically, they serve the breakfasts regardless. And Lara is

very self-conscious because she feels like she's like, she's like, I'm the face of the mere service. So it must be nice having strong opinion when you're hiding in the galley. Like, okay, settle down. It's fine. Calm down over there. I am the face when you look at a sunny side egg, you see me. They want to call the eggs Laura dict and I said no, too much much French Laura. So, you know, Williams down there trying to get fucking Cindy. He's like, Are you ready? It's like, No, but I guess I'll come. He's like, Well, everyone's got PJs. You know, should I put my robe on? Like, what do I care? I'm eating breakfast early. Like, who fucking cares what I think is gonna look like a fucking

hodgepodge of Notre Dame come down from a fucking mouth eat a goddamn head because you can have breakfast now. We also have a moment in here with Saver where he's like, he's like, he's like, ew, bananas and oranges. He says bananas and oranges or something like that. And he's like, I don't eat vegetables. Like'm like, okay, save her. You can just throw yourself off that boom right now. There's a hungry Moray eel down there. Mrs. Valpack is at home like, God, he's embarrassing. So then Zarina's like, just fake it, save her for Christ's sake.

No one at the country club will talk to me as it is, save her. So Zarina's like, are they okay? And I was like, yeah, but the primary is, you know, she, you know, primary was like, don't bring any of this stuff to to save up. So as a arena is like, are they okay? And I was like, yeah, but the primary is, you know, she, you know, primary was like, don't bring any of this stuff to Cindy's up. And you know, being the face of service is a bit hard because I'm the last thing that they see before they eat the eggs. And that just puts a lot of pressure on me. As the face of breakfast, it was rough morning. I just tell you. Meanwhile, upstairs, the Kareen goes, what's this? And Saber says jam. And she goes, oh my God, lava jam. Lava jam. She didn't know what it was. What the fuck do you think it is, Kareen? Have you ever seen a jam that's

like disguised as something else? It's a fucking jam. Is this popcorn? It's jam. Oh my God. I love Snickers. It's jam, Corinne. So, yeah, so then Zarina, Zarina. Zarina that's talking to Alicia. You just like got lightly told off as you said, sorry.

So Alicia's like, are you okay? And she's like, oh yeah, I mean, that's how you just like that lightly told off as you said, sorry. So, Alicia's like, are you okay? And she's like, oh, yeah, I mean, she's a chef. She doesn't understand the timings of food, you know, fucking breakfast face over there. God. Eggy face. So, Johnny comes in and gives a little flower to Alicia and he's like, I'm just going to give this to you. And she's like, Oh, that's very sweet. You're very romantic. So thoughtful. And Serena's like, don't you remember we used to be best friends before she came? French toast from his bed into mine. See how this works out. Commercials, here comes one right now.

Meanwhile, Jason, okay, now there's a moment. This is another building block to the tension that happens at 12, 13 a.m., which is that Jason's like, all right, please unhook the tenders and drive them off. So Vian's like, okay, I think that we can get those tenders away. Hurry, because you use the gray tender to prove the other tender away from the boot. So then we see the boat and we see the two tenders and they get they get like the below deck highlight circle. So I was like, oh, and then I like rerun it like five times to make sure I had like full spatial awareness of what was going on. I was like, okay, that's the gray one. That's the white one. I'm going to need to know this information. I was like, okay, that's the gray one. That's the white one. I'm gonna need to know this information.

I was like, something's about to happen. The tender is a brooder film. So he gets him hooked. He's like, okay, you know, gotcha. Use the gray one to tow the other one. Got it, got it. Okay, I'll be good. So then Vion's like, Harry, Harry,

you might want to tow that tender with the other tender. And Harry's like, I'll do it when I'll do it like that when I get away. And he's like, oh God, fucking Harry, whatever. So I don't really understand what happened. What was Harry doing? So Harry explains that if he had put the white tender behind the gray tender sort of and towed it that way because of the direction of the water, the gray tender could have swung out, kind of like a car fish tailing and it could have swung out and like hit the boat. So he instead

took the two tenders and put them side by side, like two horses. And he kind of like, it was actually really adorable the way he did it. It was like he was like shepherding along these two like tenders that were friends. And he was like, he guided them out side by side. Um, and so Vion is like, no, do it the way I told you to, but it's not totally clear. I mean, I, if I were Harry, at that point, I would be like, fine, if you say you want to do it this way, I would have actually, it's not a good employee thing, but sometimes when you have a boss who's on a power trip,

you just do it. And then it's like, although again, he knows it's going to probably bop into the boat and then Harry'll be the one who'll get in trouble and not Vion. So Harry did the right thing. I take it all back. But either way. Yeah, I don't know. I couldn't really tell. But then Harry says, you know, he goes on the radio and he's like, I'm captain, just let you know, I'm going to cruise in at this place behind you. All right, I think it's best. Do you agree? And very undermining. Yeah, he goes best. Do you agree? And, um, very undermining. Yeah. He does. That was very, he, Harry is not totally innocent. Harry is a bit of an, you know, he, he is a tattler and he is an underminer. So, you know, he's a good

worker, but like when, when not, I'm sorry to interrupt. He's a good worker and he's like a good guy, but like he, he, if it's, he has shown that he's been a little bit of an underminer to his boss, even though his boss is a total idiot. Yeah. Um, and Jason says, all right, yeah, mate, if you can get in there like that, that's fine. And he's like, all right, coffee. I think that's best. And we on here. So he radios Harry and he's like, Harry, I want you to tour it with the other one. Like I told you before. And he's like, but one after the other to tour it with the other one. Like I told you before.

And he's like, but one after the other though, you know, I can do that. But by the time I set that up, you'll be in front of me. You know, you're going to be, you're going to be beat me in anyway. Does it save any time? And he's like, well, if you've done it the way I told you, then you wouldn't be in, you would have been in port already. Cause what I heard you said is like, he's like, what did I not kill him? Did I not say anything? It's like, and then, and then Harry says, don't yell at the team.

Which is like, I can't believe you guys are having this conversation on the radio right now at this point, Harry, now Harry just says, okay, got it. And you just do it. And then whatever the consequences are, the consequences are. So Jason's like, all right, guys, come on now. Let's talk with each other with respect on the radio. Got a nice little kimono for both of you. if you're good boys at the end of this charter. So come on, let's get it together.

Laura asked Johnny, she says, what's happening, Johnny? And he's like, I don't know. Fucking dumbass. So then Vian is like, you know, he thinks he knows better than me. But boy, you've got a long time to go in the industry. Like do your fucking job, bro. Johnny just tells him, calm your titties. All right, calm them.

Calm your titties. Should we just reference the sinking Jet Ski again that almost drowned the person who couldn't swim? Because what part of the many years in the industry does that fall under? Yeah, so then Harry comes back to the boat and he comes in to breathe. He's like, I'm so sweaty, but good morning. She's like, oh my God, he kissed me. Do you think we should talk about it?

And Vian's like, another totacon. So now they're all saying bye to the guests and stuff. We get a speech from Billy. He's like, you guys were absolutely amazing, except you, Cindy. Fuck. And you know, the foam party, never seen a foam party like that. Saver ate the foam, even though you guys told him not to. He threw up a lot, but he lost some weight. So that was good. So Saver, thanks you.

Okay, good for now. Do you want to say anything, Camille? She's like, you guys, that peanut butter was really good. It was jam, Camille. It was jam. I love a jam. I mean. Karin. Oh, Karin. I always called her Camille. Even on The Bachelor, I kept calling her Camille.

She has Camille energy, to be honest. So she does. Thank you. Yeah. Some people just have Camille energy. So they're all like So they're all sweating so they get into their blues and everything. And Viann radios Jayce, he's like, the jet skis are the clear. Also tenders. We're just preparing the new tenders now. And then Harry's like,

by the way, Viann, remember the orange jet ski wasn't fueled last night. And Viann's like, Harry, we are not thinking you. He why does he have to always because because he knows you didn't know and that like if if like, if like, at this point, I guess also I guess I'm vacillating a lot but also like Harry's an underminer but he's also doing that thing where he's like, okay, at this point, I realized I have to put all this stuff on the record, aka on a radio. Because if I if I don't this shit's all,

I'm gonna get blamed for all this shit when it wasn't my fault. That's true, but he is still being hugely undermining. And I hate even sticking out for Vion, because Vion's really such a piece of shit, but Harry is going for it. He's at war right now. He's doing like, yeah, the Jetski wasn't food last night,

just wanna remind you, you stupid. He's like, ugh. So, and then he's like, yeah, the jet ski wasn't fueled last night. Just want to remind you, stupid. He's like, so and then he's like, I'm just reminding him. Why is he getting angry with me? Because I think the way you do it, if you're going to, if you have a genuine concern about the jet ski, you might say, Hey, by the way, I think the jet ski may need some more fuel. You just say that. You don't say, Oh, the jet ski wasn't refueled last night is like a pass of aggressive, like someone did and do their job, right? Yeah. So then Vihan is talking to Johnny and he's like, what does he want to be, Bosun or something?

Cause honestly, shut up. I know who's been talking shit about Dekru and Harry, what the fuck, bro? Like, why did he say these things? He's just creating problems, which is true, but you're doing the same thing by going around shit talking everybody and spreading poison everywhere. Vian is a poison spreader.

And you had no problem undermining everybody else when you tattletaled about five minutes ago. Yeah. After you were caught not handling your job, sir. So it's kind of a clusterfuck all the way around. Yeah, exactly. John's like, he just makes you look bad. It's all like, look, hey, look at this fish, bro.

It's good, it's so beautiful, beautiful fish. And there was actually a very beautiful tropical fish that was just there by the wall. I was like, what are you doing here, fish? You should be out in the ocean by the coral. You're lost. So Johnny's kind of funny. Oh my gosh, this is such bad news.'m usually do not like doing this with bad news, but

Jackie Segal's husband, David passed away. Oh, crazy. Jacqueline was on this show, the queen of Versailles. Oh, sending our heart out to Jackie and her family. Jeez. Oh, well, that's sorry. I couldn't. Sorry. I shouldn't look at my phone during a freaking recap. I mean, my God. All right, well. But sending our love out to them. Yeah. Her butterfly necklace.

Remember? We were just talking about little Hannah Ferrier before this. Okay, so we go back to, where were you? Let us look at this fish. Beautiful fish. Beautiful fish. I was having a,

I was having, I was contemplating the life of the beautiful fish that has somehow made its way into this port. It looks so beautiful. Look at this fish. Look how it is not sexy on everybody. Look, it is not seductive. This is me like this fish. So tip meeting, chart to number five. Um, I'm going to take a long pause to show that

I'm upset in pauses over every time I do a session seasonal of captain or on a boat or a crash into a dock. I'm not looking for utopia crew. You're looking for personalities that want to be here and want to do a little hell of a lot. And I think if we own some of the things that we've been doing, some of the things that we've been doing instead of blaming other people or situations, let's just fix it. This is basically just a speech for Vian, but I'm going to be nice and make it seem like I'm talking to everyone, but I'm clearly just speaking to Vian. All right, Vian and Harry, I heard you back and forth on the radio.

That's unacceptable. It's negativity. Once you start negativity, bitching, complaining, that infection starts. All right, and what do you do with an infection? You wait for it to fester and hopefully, Norma of the Seychelles will take care of it for you. If not, I'm going to have to do something. And we all know I'm barely here right now. All right, do you know how difficult it was for me to even come out of the bridge? Very difficult. So don't make me do this again. You made $25,000. Congratulations. And tonight, you don't have the helmet.

Even though Vihans are complete fuck-up yet again, I'm gonna not give him the helmet yet again. All right? He's like, it's honestly just too hot and humid to make anyone wear this thing. It's just cruel at this point. And Adair's like, oh, it's so cute. I wanna wear it to the bar.

And Jason's like, all right, fine. You can wear it. All right, all right. At least You can wear it. All right. Or at least it'll, it'll make so many little dots on V hand that he'll just start staring at himself like a cat trying to chase a laser. Stop trying to kiss me so much. All right. Now it's not a punch bowl. So start pouring all the beer in it. Okay. Now you're chugging, chugging out the, oh, I've got me. That actually looks pretty fun.

That's what I call me how it had back in Alabama. I love Chuck. Because that a helmets football helmets, motorcycle helmets, construction helmets, anything really. Hey, you know what? If you start playing a football game and I put this helmet up, I can watch a football game on a hundred little different screens. All right. Well, all right, mere discovery aside, tomorrow you will be waking up and I've got a trip to a private national park beach for you. Are we excited?

And there was like, should we have a day off? We have a day off. How is it? You know, a dare hit at that. She's like, private sanctuary. Why don't we go book on a seashells football stadium? I was hoping we could get a tub of water. We can all let go hot dog bobbing.

They got a BW square around here. They got bulls there? No, they don't have bulls, all right? So Jason leaves them with, talk civilly, talk civilly to each other. All right? All right. Bye. So then, Vion texts Serena and he's like, so I've got to date with Adair tonight and I'm not sure how she feels. Meanwhile, Adair is just like staring at the ball, like trying not to fall down.

I'm just like, wow, the helmet's crazy up close. If I hold a beer up to the helmet and I see 45 in the reflection, is this a 45 pack or is it still just one beer? So the basically by the one time bad works not even over beyond by the beyond texting Zarina about the date. I feel like as a manipulation because he knows that Zarina is into him. He knows this, but he's also kind of like, he's writing this thing under the guise of like, I need emotional support or I need advice,

but it's also kind of his way of saying like, I'm into someone else. I feel like it's almost, it's not rubbing it in her face, but he's trying to like get her jealous or something, get her. Like I keep them all on the string. Yeah. An emotional response out of her. I just, I think it's, it's weird. It's very weird to me. So then Harry's talking, then Harry goes up to the beyond and goes, yeah, tone on the radio. I didn't like it, which by the way, none of us liked it. It was obnoxious,

but also it's like, that's your boss. Like you, like just going up to your boss and saying that to your boss, I don't know. Like that seems, I'm glad he stood up for himself, but like you're, you're playing a dangerous game when you're with like, like a short man with a power complex. And then you go and you say that to him. And it's like, yeah, you know, he said, if you did it my way, be back at the dock already. I didn't like that. And he's like, well, I'm definitely not being firm enough, Harry. Don't take it personally.

And he's like, Oh no, I'm just thinking about, you know, it's personal. It's like, well, just let me run the board, Harry. Okay. And if something wrong, come to me. And if there's something, if there's nothing wrong, then leave me alone. He's like, God, fine. Jeez. So then Brie and Laura are lying in a bed together and Laura's just like, I need a bit of a recharge. Like the lights are off and everything except for like a little reading light. And she's like, the whole thing with Vian, just not ever validating anything. I'm just, I'm saying it's awful. And Bri is just sort of consoling her and she just, Laura's just saying like, you know, he gives you an excuse and he storms off. And he goes into his J.C. and I just hate the animosity. And like me and Vian haven't spoken since yesterday. Like we haven't been in the same area together.

It's hard when you're the face of breakfasts. Meanwhile, Vion and Johnny are talking and Vion's like, you are my right-hand man, man. And he's like, yeah, you're like my brother, my very sensual brother. And Vion says, well, I want to talk to you about everything, you know, because we do everything together. You know what? People envy, especially women. You know, when they hit a certain age, like old Laura Benedict in there, they don't have

anything going on for them anymore. They're just old. You know, what you do with an old woman, but put her out, turn her out. You can't even add milk to that to make it a decent breakfast. You know what I'm saying? Thank God we aren't women. You know, in their fucking lives, their lives are terrible. And then they start yapping. They start yapping the whole time. Are anybody ever wanting to date Vihon? This is the only clip you ever need to see of this man. Like, yes, exactly. And then by the way, what is, who is the one who's yapping at the moment? Who's the one who's yapping and gossiping

right now? It's you. Who's walking around trying to sow discord literally to everyone on this boat? You. This is what men always do. It's the cure, tiny man. This is what men always do. And I say this as a man, so I know this firsthand. Men will always be like, Oh, women are so emotional. All they do is yap and gossip. You know who the biggest gossips are? Men, men are the biggest gossips. All they do is gossip and all they do is yap. And when people say, Oh, woman too emotional being power. Oh, like who's, who's the emotional men? Who starts the wars? Men, small Dick emotions. Okay. So get over it. Yeah.

That's how they are, you know? The national anthem's so beautiful. Shut up. Just shut up. Pass the Cheetos. Christ. So then, Serena, so Serena and Lara are talking and she's still in the bed with Brie.

And so Serena's like, what in the lesbian name is this? That's all right. I just watched very not weirdly at all. Right. And she puts her like vag in their faces. Lara's like, you think she's joking, but she's not. She can, she can whistle Dixie with that thing. Just give her enough time. And so Lara's like, well, what do you think is going to happen this evening? Is Vion taking Adair out on a date? And she's like, oh, yeah, a date. Yeah. He actually just messaged me. He basically was like,

you know, he doesn't even know if she likes him and she's playing, she's playing hard to get and stuff, you know? And I said, well, you'll find out tonight. Did he say that in the text? Maybe they cut some of these texts out. He didn't say that in the text that we saw. I don't know. So then Zarina, she walks over to Vian's cabin and she gives him a hug and it's like a big old hug and Harry's like, oh, consent hasn't been, oh, okay. All right. Vian, why are you grabbing it? Why are you touching that for Vian? And he's like being jokey, but also like, is he being jokey? So Vian's like, oh, Harry, please come on. So it's like being jokey, but also like, is he being jokey? So he's like, Oh, please come on. So he's like, Oh, please do. Oh, darling.

So it's like a, it's like a funny jokey, huggy, but it's still flirty. It's still beyond like all over each other. That's the arena to be a Vion. Vion said that he wanted to establish a boundary a few episodes ago, but he's totally down. He's happy to, he happy to have been on record saying he wants to establish a boundary, but is very happy to be blurred with his boundaries. Well, he's only setting a relationship boundary. He'll fuck anybody.

Yeah. Yeah. But meaning that like- At this point, Serena doesn't care, so whatever. No, but this way- He's like literally texting another girl. He's texting her about texting another girl, and she's still all over him. So I don't know. I think she's just like, have you have your fun. Yeah. But I'm just saying that Vion is it's one of those things where Vion he went and he made his little tour of like, I'm not into you.

So he basically built in the clause of like, I'm not into you. So if you get into me, you're the crazy one. When in fact, he's perfectly happy to have these flirty moments and kissy moments. And then if something were to happen, he'd be like, but I told you I wasn't into you, you should know. So it's like. Yeah, but that would be true in this case

because he did very clearly. I mean, isn't it okay to just have the boundary where you're like, I don't wanna date you, but like if you still wanna be all over me, you can. No, but in this case. It feels like at least he's saying that because he's not like, he's not fuckboying where he's like doing the emotional thing. Like, but I think in this case, it's not much. I'm sorry. I just talked over you,

but like it's not about, it's not about like his relationship with Zarina. It's that like if he is now going after a dare and then a dare finds out that he was kissy feely with Zarina, he'd be like, Oh, but I'm not into, I told you I wasn't into it. I was like, Yeah, but you're still you didn't you weren't into her. You're at you're into someone else. You say you're not into this other person. You don't create any sort of boundary to say, No, I don't want to do anything physical or have any flirtation with you because I'm wanna like, you know, so that's where I think he's just so slippery in that he he has built himself in this this thing where he can say,

but I told her I wasn't into her, yet he still acts in a certain way. And so if he gets called out for it with a different, by someone like Adair, let's say, which looks like it's probably going to happen, he can be like, no, I wasn't into her at all. I've told her. And so I just think he's just a fuckboy and he's just trying to have it, you know, he's trying to have his cake and eat it too, as we've said in the past. Yeah. So then now it's time to go out and Nadir is getting ready for her date. And so she meets up with Vian and he's like, you look so beautiful. She goes, don't I look crusty? He's like, no, you're not too crusty.

And she's like, well, the issue is my face is so tan and my body's so pale. Like, it looks ridiculous. A farmer's tan. And he's like, you're gorgeous. No. So, Alisa is talking to Johnny and she says, you know, I know that you and the Bosons share a room,

but if I just come in later and just cuddle, like that's all right, right? Is that appropriate? And he's like, sharing my bed with you is lovely and I would do that. It is respectful. Let us do it. You are beautiful like fish in port. So then Vianna Lair sit down at the sushi restaurant

and he's like, so would you like some red wine? She's like, yeah, I'm new to the red wine scene. He's like, oh, you know, the state's wine are so weird. She's like, yeah, California, cuckoo for cocoa puffs out there. I'd like to go, you know what I like to do though? I want to go to a vineyard one day and just drink a whole bunch of beer. What I want to do is drink beer and then pee on all those grapes, those stupid red wine grapes. and then pee on all those grapes, those stupid red wine grapes. Piss all over those fucking snotty ass grapes, right? And he's like, have you ever been to Napa Valley? She goes, well, I mean, I've traveled a decent bit, but no, I've been to the Great Lakes, though. And he's like, what? The Great Lakes? She goes, no, the Great Lakes. They're like good lakes,

but better. He's like, oh, lakes. He has no idea what they are. He's like, oh, yes. He's like, wow, yeah. This is the most awkward date in the world, by the way. And she's like, yeah, this morning I heard, oh no. So then we go to Laura and Harry talking. She's like, oh, this morning, I was like, oh my God. When I heard that radio call, first of all,

I had to stare at the phone and then wipe the yolk off of it because other people have to remember to hold it away from my face. And I said, that's not nice. That is not nice. He's like, you heard it. Yeah. Did I do good job on the morning? He's like, he was, I've been in front of everyone. I mean, you should have seen my, if my face could have turned red, it would have, but unfortunately it's covered in egg because I am the face of breakfast. He's like, Oh my God. He said, if you did it, mom, egg because I am the face of the breakfast. He said, if you did it mom, I'd be at the dock right now. She says, oh my God, and he

did it on the radio. On the radio. Yeah, I mean, but in fairness, after Harry called and undermined him to Jason on the radio. So, I don't know. Congratulations, you've reached the end of part one of a two-part recap. For part two, go look for the recap that says, Part Two. See you over there, suckas. Watch what crap-ins would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Alice in King.

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