Watch What Crappens - #2796 Denise Richards & Her Wild Things S1 Finale: Re-Possessing Sisters

Episode Date: April 9, 2025

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through season goddamn motherfucking season one. A big cocks on Aaron and his wild bitches, all right? A little ornulent. What an exciting time. Can my two daughters talk to each other like adults? Maybe we'll find out by the end of the episode. Either way, Aaron's got a big dick. Big dick.

It's got a huge one. Which they'd showed Aaron in jeans, showing his big wiener off through his jeans. I was like, holy mother, is that a toddler in there? What you got hiding in there, boy? That thing was gigantic. I missed that entirely. I didn't see that at all.

Oh, you did? Oh yeah, he's walking into the photo shoot and that thing is humongous. I mean, you know, wear some underwear. So I have some respect for her. Some of us are trying to work here. Wow. Well, the episode opens up with Denise

sitting on the sofa. I have to say, no narrative in this episode. By this one, they're like, well, listen, we said eight episodes, just put some shit in there. It doesn't have to even make any sense. Just throw whatever we didn't put in, in, and we'll get, even Denise's opening monologue doesn't really

make any sense. Did you notice? Nothing. It's been a few weeks since the show had a narrative. I think somewhere with the, I think around the Patrick Muldoon episode was where they officially just sort of like, we're just gonna show you footage that we shot.

You know, that's basically all this show is. This is just kind of a slice of life type thing. So she starts telling her story in the beginning like normal saying, you know, being in the public eye and Hollywood, that's where, you know, a lot of times people think that they know my family and they think that they know my ex or that they know me. So for example, and then we never go back to this. I don't know what that had to do with anything. Her story is, well, Charlie and I went to the SAG Awards and we were fighting in the

car and he was mad at me because I wasn't croc. So that was rough. He just really wanted to chop me up and smoke me and I'm like, I'm too big for a pipe. So that was upsetting. Yeah. Yeah. It was, it's a rough time. So we were there at the SAG awards and, uh, you know, I saw Johnny Depp and his wonderful wife at the time. And I was like, good, you know, the two of us just picking two good men, two good men, we got good pickers, you know, it was funny, you know, talking to both of them because she was like, oh my God, you're so cute,

look how cute she is, she's pregnant. And I said, oh my God, look at how nice your husband is. You guys, you know what I can tell? Behind closed doors, you guys have a lot of happiness, you know, and little did she know, five weeks, three weeks later, I was filing for divorce from this guy, it's hilarious. So what does that have to do with everybody

thinking that they know you just because they see you on TV? I didn't understand it all, but I liked that the camera guy's like, nope, that made perfect sense. Let's just keep it moving. We have five more dollars left. Let's just keep it moving. I thought she'd be like,

we got out of the car and we were fighting and everyone thought there was trouble in paradise, but that had nothing to do with anything in the story. She's just like, I saw Johnny Depp one time. It's funny because she says it like it's a full story and then the producer's like, yeah, made total sense. All right, let's just keep going. So she's like, yeah, you never know what goes on behind closed doors.

She ain't that much. I can tell you, spoiler alert, big dick. Those doors can barely close. Why is that how big the dick is? So we go to townhouse number one where Denise is wiping makeup off a bra and Aaron's like, what are you doing, babe? Holy crap. Is this some kind of thing that women do? God, women are crazy. Am I right? Yeah. She's like, well, yeah, I got, well, I got to wipe up off the body makeup. And then he's like, God, it's everywhere. She's got on the walls. It's in the truck. And Sammy is like, yeah, if you can't find her, you just have to look for her stains everywhere,

which was an issue a few episodes ago. She was like, mom, don't get your like body makeup all over my brand new Bronco. Yeah. So she's like, all right, let's just do, you know, let's do some of my new hair and body makeup on you. Let's take off that shirt. God damn your hot hair. And she's looking at this body. You guys see this? Keep your boners in your pants. These mine are I lady. So I'm gonna put some makeup on here. And he's like, yeah, look at me. I'm a guy. I'm a guy, but I'm getting body makeup on. This is like turning all the basic rules of society upside down. Only us, babe. Only us.

Yeah, you're crazy. Am I right? And we see her in the confessional on the couch because, okay, guys, I'm just gonna do a quick 10-1 and she gets up on the sofa and there's just like a giant orange, Adrian Maloof stain on the white sofa. So he's like, he's just like, you know, Aaron, you look good with the spraying and the body makeup. He's like, I don't really see a difference. When I saw a difference, I'm just kidding. Baby, you look good either way.

Look, it doesn't matter what color that dick is. It's all about the inches of which there are many. And let's get some body makeup on your scrotum. So she makes him a coffee and he's like, I can't touch my arms to my side because I'm a man, a man with body makeup. What do I do? I'm like a robot now. How do I walk?

It's funny. What women do. So then we go to Sammy, she's driving her pink Bronco around with her sidekick, Leah, and then they like pull over like a no-haul and drive somewhere to do photos. And so Sammy gets on top of her Bronco and is doing pics and Leah's like, yes, yes, get the side profile. Yes. Oh, you know what? It is perfect. Loki. Like it is great. Oh my God. Such a good Sammy. Is there a pose you cannot nail? Cause you are nailing every single one of them?

Yeah, it's like low key hot. It's like low key hot. Just is it where to find barefoot? Just don't be barefoot, not for free. I love OnlyFans friends. They're like, ah, you're not giving that shit for free against Instagram. It's almost rent time, all right?

It's good to see that Sammy is living a fascinating life. And then we go over to Eloise. Do you see men with extra money jerking off in a bush somewhere? No, keep your feet in your shoes, man. Okay. That is premium content. So we go to Eloise with her tutor

and they're exchanging string cheese, which is cute. And then we go to Lola and she's at her place and she's with her friend. She goes, so should we do a TikTok? And. One's like, do we like guys jerk off your toes for free or not? She's like, no. And then the other one, she's like, let's dance with a spatula. He's going to break the internet. This would be so good on TikTok. Spatula dancing. So then Denise is showing, she's like, Hey Aaron, you want to see something else about

wearing this the premiere tonight? And but they're still they still have all their body makeup on. So they get out here dryers to speed it up to make it dry. So this is what we do for the red carpet. I mean, I haven't been to a premiere for a while, you know, and I'm really excited to go for Garcelle. Let me tell you something. When Aaron gets there, I'll tell you what the name of her movie will be. Big Dick not missing. Big Dick not missing 19. You don't have to go to the

opening of an envelope, as they say. But you know, if you're not a lot of pictures, you know, if you're not in a lot of pictures, you know, you're out of sight, out of mind, hire someone else. So she's talking about, she's talking about Bond with Aaron. She's like, you know what's funny? When I did Bond, which I feel like at this point, when was that movie? How many years ago? That was 2000, that was like, that was like 20, 25 years ago, yeah.

Which is crazy. She brings up Bond, Bond is brought up a lot. So she's like, you know, when I did Bond, honey, he's like, Oh God, here we go. Fuck. Yeah. Let's talk about Bond. She's, you know, I had no idea how big that fucking movie was. Yeah. It's a big one. It's a franchise, honey. It's like McDonald's, but of movies, you know? That means they've got like different bonds. And he goes, Oh yeah, babe. I know, I know, you know, like, do you expect me to talk little finger? Hey, make my day, get off my lawn. I got the need, the need for speed.

All right. Okay. Listen, uh, your selling point is your Dick, not your impersonations. Hey, it's doesn't suck. That's me. I'm your Dick, but it's cute. It's a cute impersonation I like what you're doing. Yeah, I gotta tell you something Pierce. You know, I did bond with Pierce. He's great I gotta find out about his surgeon, you know I don't want to do anything to my face, but the way he the way he had such a glow up for Casino Royale Wow Pierce looked great in that one Those Daniel Craig. Well, I don't care

They all had small dicks. I wish someone would have told me that. You think I'm still calling him Pierce. I sent him a bunk cake last year. Say, dear Pierce, when you pierced my heart, Daniel Craig's probably like, what the fuck's wrong with this idiot? All this time I thought Pierce was doing a dual role in that. So maybe it's just a single role. What are you talking about? Wasn't he doing that lady also? That was Judi Dench.

Wow. Geez. I really thought Pierce had more range. So now they go to the theaters and they're at the Tempted by Love premiere, huge, huge premiere. And Garcelle's on the red carpet, posing. And Erin's like, oh, you know, I think I'm gonna ask her where we can park, babes. Like, where do we park? She's like, just go park. Hey, you're fine somewhere, it's LA, it's easy to park.

You know, she too, we all drive here, we've all got parking, am I right? Some people think that as a celebrity, we don't park. But I'm a celebrity and I park, you know, so figure it out. A long time I went and I parked my car in a garage. I saw Johnny Depp there and I said, I just parked my car and he said, who are you? And I said, is this Johnny Depp or is this Pierce Brosnan

in another one of his makeup outfits? It was Johnny. So Garcelle's like running in for her event and you know, she's got people there and she's like eager to get inside and he's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Garcelle's me, Denise Richards from Bond. Hey. Oh hi Denise. So good to see you. Thank you so much for coming out and you know, supporting and I don't know what

else you're doing really of the way that you bring little Ziploc bags and put food in it for your daughters. That's just so sweet. Thank you so much for being here. And Garcelle, when this premiere happened, we got some people who kept on tagging us because Garcelle is wearing a little bow tie and she's looking, she's doing the full Lisa Vanderpump, you know, magician look. And I didn't really like it. I don't think I like that look really on many people. Um, I mean, Garcelle, I think maybe I'm not going to get into whether or not Garcelle pulls it off better, but she definitely was doing the LVP and so this was the premiere that it was from. So it's

good to finally match the photos with the event at long last. Yeah. Well, there you go. It was for this. Tempted, tempted by love. Tempted by booties. Brosnan. So, Jhanyar and Garcelle, I wanted to have a conversation with you. Okay. I wanna say hi Garcelle, hi. Say hello. How are the girls, you know those girls, of yours? Oh, yeah, they're a pain in my ass, but they're good,

you know, being a mom in Hollywood and America, she says, well, we're mothers, you know, so. We know, we know, right? Of course they're a pain in the ass. Well, I love that you came out and supported me. You're such a girl's girl. You too, all right, hold on. Could you let go of my wrist now?

I just wanna hold your wrist for a minute. Please let my wrist go. I need to get into this premiere, otherwise they'll start saying, black girl missing. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's another film, another film I do. All right, do I got away my for my husband apart We're fucking husbands in parking. Am I right? Is it only movie star husbands that take forever to park her normal husbands like this still? I'm just sitting here waiting

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Call me crazy, but if you're at a movie premiere, isn't there like a valet? Isn't there reserved parking? I think they even said like, do you need some help with your parking? Why is he in the side streets of like Westwood, California trying to find parking that's legal? Like get yourself to the valets or you're at a premiere. Yeah, you would think there's a valet, but maybe there's not one. I don't know. Westwood is a pain in the ass.

You can never park in Westwood. Hey, I can't even get me wood. Cause it was so hard to park. My big day won't work anymore. They, when Aaron's in town, they call West big wood. If you know what I'm saying, you know, you asked me to go to Westwood. I said Westwood and all right. Nancy, Americans a bitch. All right. So we find that she goes inside to get her. Carcell goes inside and we cut the errand hunting. He's like, ah, parking. All right. Let's look there. The parking says, uh, damn park here from 8pm to 8pm. I don't know what that means.

God, I have like 10 seconds, is like 60 seconds I get to park, 59 seconds, or does it mean there's no park? What the fuck do these mean? Trash day, all right, I don't know what that, recycle. I'm supposed to, is this car recycled? Well, I don't even fucking know. You fucking park a car in Westwood.

I think this was his first time parking a car, by the way. He was totally confused by the entire process, which admittedly is very confusing in LA, but it was a lot for him to handle. He's like, wait a second, I think Big Pharma wants me to park here. Gotta find another one. So then he's like, I'm parking in an organic space.

This is really important. Aaron, if you are bringing, if your family is bringing in $4 billion a month on OnlyFans, take a helicopter. You know what I mean? Don't bring an Uber. Get an Uber. Seriously. I mean, that's very far from Malibu, but still.

I mean, it's worth it. Hark at Ralph's and take an Uber from Ralph's. I mean, there are options here. So then Denise is like, where's my husband? Where is he, where is he? Hello, there he is. Hey, babe, hey, babe, not sweet babe. That's Patrick Muldoon. You can see him over the fence there. So then Denise is like, where's my husband? Where is he? Where is he? Oh, there he is. Hey babe, hey babe, not sweet babe.

That's Patrick Muldoon. You can see him over the fence there. He's waving, hey Patrick, how's it going? Yeah, you're not allowed in. But then Sutton shows up and she's like, oh, hello. Look, I finally get to see you, Denise Richards, former member of my television show. How are you doing?

Oh, look, here's my new friend, Jennifer Tilly. Well, I should say my new onscreen friend now that you're gone. Hi, Jennifer Tilly, meet Denise. She's like, Oh, hello. Hello. Nice to see you. Nice to meet you. This is great. Oh, lovely to see you, Denise. Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi. Hello. So good was so fun, right? We saw so many interesting things in there. And Denise just laughs because she totally knows what this is good for. Like it was a shit show. Everyone screamed at each other and we're all traumatized. She's like, oh Denise, you're funny. You would hang out well with Charlie, I think.

Yeah. So Aaron's like, what do we do? Are we supposed to check in? We're here for the red carpet, honey. It's like you've never done this before, babes. All right, let's go. It's really difficult when you're trying to take pictures as a movie star, as a couple, because, you know,

watch what happens. Aaron walk in here. They're like, please move out of the picture, sir. I think, all right, I guess I'll just stand over here and wait for some food to be packed. He's like, see what I'm like, poor Aaron. He can't make it through life on a big dick alone, am I? You know, I feel bad for what happens with him

on the red carpet. That's why afterwards I let him walk on my red carpet. If you know what I'm saying, he's got a big dick and I got a carpet. Hey, it's natural. That's what happens with a man and a woman, especially when the man's got a big dick. Too fair. Too fair. Do you know what though? You know what though? It's what we do. So they push him off the red carpet and she takes her pictures. I'm saying, he's like, yeah, it's awkward, you know, kind of, but just show me where the tequila is.

Just show me the tequila. So when we go to townhouse number one, and Denise is like, Eloise, honey, hi, come over here. Let's set up some clothing accessories for a photo shoot for our hairless cats. Hey honey, babes, we're gonna start an Instagram for our pets, what do you think about that? Good one. And Denise is like, okay, how many hairless cats do we have?

So she puts up two fingers and everything. And she's like, okay, and what are their names? And their names are blue and Tim. And Aaron's like, Tim has a bigger name. It's Balsakian. I was like, wow. I like that Tim is both, he's both like Tim's last name is basically Balsak, but also Armenian as well. So what did this mean? He says he had a vasectomy because we thought he looked odd with missing parts. Isn't a vasectomy. Well, vasectomy is not a ball removal. That's a,

I wasn't sure what the hell they were talking about at this point. I was like, did you get the cat neutered? Like what happened here? It doesn't make sense. Yeah, it's a neutered, right? That's what I thought he meant. But then if it's neutered, what if the- If he said vasectomy, that's not the same thing, is it?

I don't know. That's where they tie your wiener tubes. And then he's like, and then he looked, you know, he looked odd with missing parts, but that's when you remove something. So did you add something to the cat? I'm confused. I was so confused. I was like, I'm just going to forge forward

because this does none of, this is just one of many other things that doesn't make sense in this, in this family. Overthinking the cat's balls. That's where we're at in our life. How are you guys? So then Timmy gets his sunglasses put on and Timmy's like, Timmy, look at that fucking rock star.

Hey, Timmy, let me give you some advice. If someone introduces himself as Pierce Brosnan, don't fucking believe them, all right? You're gonna look fucking stupid 25 years later. I'll tell you that. Timmy, why don't you tell us some stories about when you were in Bond? Oh, you weren't? Oh, I guess that's just me. Oh, well.

Yeah, it's so difficult doing red carpet with your cat. No one wants a picture of them. Don't worry, you're gonna be on your own Instagram, Timmy Tim. Yeah, you want some body makeup, Timmy? Timmy Balzacian, huh? Yeah, they used to call him Tiny Tim, but then we got a big dick put on him,

so then we just call him Tim, Tim Tim. Two double the Tim. Hey, I'm gonna go to a photo shoot now. We meet up with my friend Kimberly. Kimberly and I, we shot together two years ago, back when I was, I don't remember it was before I was doing Bond or after I was doing Bond or during Bond, but it was during one of the Bond years.

And she told me that his magazine wanted to do a shoot of us all together. So here we are. Now look, this is what happened a week ago when I found out. And so we see Kim calling her saying, we are shooting for Runway TV. We're gonna do some singles on you. And then as many as we can with the girls. Oh, great.

Well, Aaron, dig bit on it. How big is this runway? Let me tell you, you know, it was so fun. We just, 10 years ago, it was so different back then cause the girls got along, you know, Jesus wasn't in the family yet. You know, only fans hadn't started. It was a different world. The economy, the whole economy was different. They didn't have a Jesus economy. They didn't have a home porn economy. I mean,

just so much has changed in our family. You know, I'm nervous now cause the kids are going to be here and I hope they get along. And then we see a week earlier, Denise's FaceTime exam. She's like, are you excited about doing a phone shoot with your sister? She's like, yeah. I mean, I haven't seen Lola in a minute. She's a disgusting little bratty sister.

Gross. And then she's asking Lola on her phone. And Lola's like, well, I'm fine. She's the only one that hates me for some reason. Hey, mom, I'm fine. Like she's the only one that like hates me for some, for some reason. Hey, mom, would you ask her to bring my really cute purple tank top to the shoe? I really miss it. It just made me so wow. And I'm really excited.

I don't think Sammy's going to be like, I can't go because Lola's there. I don't think so. And Sammy's like, I'm going to try to put that all aside because I'm gonna be in a cool Magazine that no one's heard of I'm like really excited about this Yeah, I'm gonna be a model. So this is like really fun. I'm gonna get to like try out my new nose on a magazine So I'm excited So Denise is putting hair in a bag and she's just calling Aaron she needs she needs more hair I don't know what it is, but she gets a text from Sammy.

Oh my God. She's like, hey, surely I've got hair in a bag. Oh God, he didn't bring the hair. I need my hair. I gotta call my husband to get my hair in a bag. All right, Jesus Christ. Wait a second, Sammy just texted and she says, I think my car got stolen, it's gone.

Oh my God. Sammy's car just got fucking stolen, guys. I don't, jeez, I don't know what's gonna happen. This gay made me laugh so hard. So there's a gay and he's like, oh, what? Like, told or stolen? She's like, I don't fucking know. And like the next time they show him,

he's hiding behind a curtain and just poking his head out. He's like, stolen? What's stolen? I'm afraid. He's like, stolen? What's a stolen? Really? Is that the record? He's like, I always get blamed. He's like, as the gay on the shoot, I'm gonna guarantee you I will get blamed for this.

Okay? So just leave me out of this shit, okay? I also loved his way of, I just love when he went, oh my God, toad or stolen? Oh my God, oh my God, I can't believe I got stolen. But was it maybe toad? Does anyone check the toad? He's like, someone should probably call the towing company.

Maybe. Oh my God, I can't believe it was stolen. He knows damn well what happened. Yeah. And so Sam was like, my car is gone, mom. I don't know what to do. She was like, well, what do you do? How do you call the police?

That's what you do? Oh God, I don't want to fucking go today, mom. Like, I don't even know who I am anymore without my Bronco. Like, I'm not going. You're gonna fucking go. All right. No, I'm just gonna stay home, ma. This is stupid. Okay, no you're not.

Okay, Sammy, we can send you a car to bring you here. It is what it is. And I'm not gonna, it's not gonna bring your car back, but you just need to call the police and say, my car was stolen and I got to do a photo shoot. They'll totally understand. Okay. Okay. and say my car was stolen and I got to do a photo shoot. They'll totally understand. Okay, okay.

I don't have any syllables that word is supposed to have. Just get in the car when it comes, okay? When you have to do something, show up. That's it. It's a very important shoot for what magazine again, is this honey? For Freeway Rally's magazine. Just get over here. Listen, you know what?

Like Sammy Walsmile, she's just starting, you know, it's a small town and you don't want to worry to get out that you're being difficult. The last thing you want is to have a bad reputation for a runaway magazine, a magazine that is made for people who've run away from things. Okay, you gotta be careful.

And then they show the gay behind the curtain. He was just poking his head out like, is she coming? She's like, oh, fucking no, I know. God, I hope so, geez. Well, whatever, I don't know. Okay, so I'm gonna take some photos. So Lola shows up and she's like, by the way, I was gonna ask,

what's the theme of the shoot today? Is it possibly about Taco Tuesday? Cause I have a prayer for that. Can we all gather around? And Kimberly tells her, oh, the theme is high fashion, modern, and she goes, oh wow, that's so interesting. So just to confirm, no Taco Tuesday whatsoever. So there's no theme.

Just general high fashion, modern, fashion, fashion. Think, okay, well, my mom and sister, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don of your own spatula. You know what I mean? Hey, hey Lola, by the way, guess what? Your sister's car is gone. Oh my gosh, that's terrible I can't believe it's gone toad or stolen. That's terrible that I got stolen, but it was told it's terrible terrible So Kimberly's like they're like is the other girl gonna come? I don't fucking know she needs to come on Say yeah, let's just make this an all-day shoot. Yeah, what are you gonna do about it? So doing photos and Sammy does show up nine 90 minutes later and laws like hi Sammy. Hi Sammy Hi, Sammy and Sammy, of course just ignores her because she's so evil and then these Algen I'm glad you're here and seems she was like, oh my god, it was like so annoying. It got repossessed because I forgot to put the payments on my new card.

**Jade LLOYD** Girl, you're rich. I count with this girl. Like I get it if you don't have the money, but you're rich. Yeah, it's really hard. Like this happened like last time, it's happened twice, you know, and it like took two weeks for me to get it back. I mean, wow. How many I'm looking up how many months before repossessing repossession, like, how many months do you usually go? So I guess it's if, oh, if you're 30 to 90 days behind on payments, meaning you. So she basically went for four months. I'm going to say, I'm going to say she got my car repossessed one time when I lost my job at being a Murray. I didn't have any money and I, yeah, I got my car repossessed.

Like all I got from unemployment was barely enough to pay my rent and like the gas bill. And so my car got repossessed. That looked, and I hated that car too. So I was kind of glad it was little little Fiat thing. That little tiny car. My despicable me car. It got, it got taken. How long did it, how long did it take? Like, um, was it like, was it like two months? I never got it back. I couldn't afford it. No, I meant like how long did it take for them? Like, I imagine it's yeah. Cause I imagine first it's like,

we didn't receive this and then they're going to send a collection agency or whatever. Yeah. It took like two months. They took it back. Wow. Well, he's just rich and not paying her shit and yeah. So I'm like, you had the money. Come on man.

So then Sammy's like, well, yeah, I checked two weeks to get it back last time. So Denise is like, how you don't not know you didn't prepay. I mean, it's part of being an adult. You know, I mean, Jesus Christ, you know, when you're a movie star, you have kids that just don't understand what it's like. Sammy's like, Oh yeah, mom, I'm not an adult. Like I'm not ready. It's clear. I forget things all the time. Like, of course I forgot to pay off my car. If you are old enough to be on adult and adult site, you are old enough to be an adult and adult site, you are old enough to be an adult.

Hey, you're not damn bills, man. You are getting that money. That's very selective when you decide to be an adult, right? Cause you know, I'm an adult mother. I can do what I want. I'm not an adult. I can't pay my bills. Yeah.

I'm sure that drives parents nuts all the time. Cause it probably happens to so many parents. So, hey, what kind of makeup are you going to do, Sammy? I have no idea. My makeup got repossessed too. Oh, what kind of makeup are you going to do, Sammy? I have no idea. My makeup got repossessed too. Oh, what kind of hair are you doing? I don't know. Oh, let's bring up on your shoes. I don't know. Oh, well for me when I'm in a bad head space, my friends like to like not be serious to get me out of my serious problems. So with Sammy, I like to do that sometimes too.

This is how we do it. Sammy, what did you have for lunch? Sammy, what color is the sky when it's raining? Sammy, what's the difference between a snail and a turtle? They both have shells. See, it's working. I think Deep Down she likes it. Why are you asking me so many questions, Lola? So, more photos and then they're like

I like that they're taking the photos and they're both of the daughters who are kind of robots. Like they both of them, like Lola's like, dee dee dee dee dee and Sammy's like, dee dee dee dee dee. But both of them are robots. So they're like, wow mom, you're like so animated when you take pictures Yeah, wow, we've never seen that sort of motion before yeah well when I first heard modeling I was so self-conscious. I didn't know where to put my hands then I met Aaron

I was like big dick also known as my hand holder and there we go Even when I do Instagram photos, I don't know what to do. It's really hard. So now they have a group set, but Denise puts like a bag over her head so she doesn't get makeup on anything. Like, mom, you look crazy. Mom, even with a bag over your head,

you look like so animated. Can I have a bag on my head? Hey, Sammy, what's in your face bag? Is it your face? Why you keep asking me this questions? Oh my god, mom, you're like a potato sack. And I'm like in a trash bag. And I'm a cloud. Shut up. You're not even part of this stupid. And they do look crazy in these dresses. They're these like big kind of they looks like they're wrapped in sheets, which I guess

was a pony. I'm not really sure what that's about. So then Aaron comes in with his, this is when I was like, damn Aaron, he is packing. It's like his tripod, Aaron comes in with his tripod. And then he's like, well guys, it's me. I'm just a guy, a guy showing up for photo shoot. It's crazy. Do other dads do this?

And Denise is like, well, okay. Well, I think, you know, I think that with these kids, if I just back off a little bit, they're going to come together again as friends. I'm happy. So they take photos and Lola's saying, um, she has real role models in her life. It turns out she says, I've always looked up to Gigi and Bella Hadid's photos together. And I've always wanted Sam and I to be like them. And Sammy would hate that I say that, but I was really excited. Oh, once again, the Hamlin sisters left out of the equation.

I think all these Malibu kids know each other, right? Because Malibu really is like a small town. My God, that one's really tiny. You grew up with everybody in that town. Absolutely. Um, but yeah, Bella and Gigi. So Sammy's like, um, well, pardon me to this cause I had no choice. But the other part it's like, cause future me and Lola are going to like look at this and be so happy we had those photos together, you know, cause future me is probably going to need a ride and I guarantee you Lola will have a fucking car. So yeah, pretty much.

So Lola tries to give Sammy a high five and Sam's like, so then they do another group shot and Eloise is always has wearing this cute little like cap and a blazer. And then Denise is like, I can't believe it's been 10 years since the last photo is, you know, it's bittersweet. I'm so proud to see my girls grow up. And you know what else I like to see grow up? Aaron's dick. And think it's, it is both a, it is a shower and a shower.

Okay. That's what I've got to say. Well, anyway, it's been nice. I'm the family's together. We're taking photos. Yeah. You know, I've succeeded. I've succeeded in bringing the families together. I got a family picture and I just, I try and bring normalcy to our

craziness, you know what I mean? So, hey kids, if you want to go to get, we're going to get the catapult job. Anyone want to come? So, you know, it's funny. 10 years ago I was, I know you guys probably thought this episode was over, but I'm gonna keep on talking. So 10 years ago, I was definitely in the midst of probably, you know, some shitty phone call from my dad or some shit or a call from my public spin. Oh, the story's going on. I'm like, great, great. I'm doing a show. But like, you know, this time I'm worried about my kids showing up to the damn photo shoot. I'm glad it's my worry and not the same worry I had for 10

years ago, you know. So that girl, they're so glad you're proud. You sucked it up. You did these pictures, you're so glad you're proud. You sucked it up. You did these pictures. You're professionals mostly. I mean, one of you arrived 90 minutes late, but still you're here. I'm sorry. You know, I want to do this again 10 years from now.

You know, we could have three generations, maybe all babies, you know? Lola's like, yeah, like I wonder if our kids are gonna get along. Like I wonder if our kids are gonna like have food tank tops and then like loan them to each other and then give them back when they're done with them, you know? That would be nice.

Yeah, let's hope so. And Sam is like, definitely not. My children's tank tops aren't gonna stay with them. Ew, gross. Disgusting. He's like, come on, you need to get along. All right, let's do a group hug. Come on. Don't touch my boobies. Don't worry. Come on. Come on. Two days after the photo shoot, the unthinkable happened. Aaron found a parking space in West.

He's like, yeah, fucking nailed it. Fucking finally. So, uh, today as a couple of hours ago, Lola has apologized for everything. And I think we can finally move in the right direction of like moving on to like good terms between us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've been wanting them to be friends and now they get along and they couldn't get along for shit before. I mean, I don't know if you noticed,

but we're doing the same diary room session we've been doing. No one's even changed our clothes, but there you go. Let's just roll with it. Let's just roll with it. We're out of money. So, only pants. We may not seem like it, but this is one big happy family.

That's what I told Johnny Depp when he was on that carpet for Bond. And I was like, Pierce, take those glasses off and that goatee, I know it's you. And, you know, it was awkward, but I said family's everything, right? And Lola's like, yeah, I didn't even realize how much I miss talking to my sister. But now I call her like 20 times a day. Yeah, like it's funny because I don't even remember unblocking her. So. All right, all right.

Let's just end it on a good note, everyone. Come on, end it on a good note. God, mom, why you have to deal with my ear? You're bursting my eardrum. Sorry. Not like you're using them anyway, for fuck's sake, all right? And that's the end. Denise Richards and her wild,

Shirley will be here for another 20 seasons. Am I right guys? So it all ends. Yeah, that's it. That's the end of the story, everyone. So that was it. It was fun little sort of frothy season, silly. And, you know, shoot, they do have a fun Stephen show. I liked it. Clan over there. So anyway, thanks everyone for being here for the season. I don't know if we'll have another season or not, but it was a fun, fun division for a few weeks.

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