Watch What Crappens - #2817 RHOA S1608: Nashvillain

Episode Date: April 28, 2025

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Because they were really expensive. Yeah, but cheap probably still means like $500 those assholes. Like, oh, Beyonce is doing you a favor. You can just see her for a mortgage. So anyway, everybody that spends going to Beyonce, So go see Ben sing Beyonce next week. And then after that, we're going to be in Austin and I'm proud of Austin for canceling Jack Taylor's show. So good for you, Austin.

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And now, here we are for the Real Housewives of Atlanta, episode, season 16, episode eight, boots on the ground. Dun, dun, dun. Now, now. We open with a gift to Ben from the editors. I don't even have to say more than my three nows for wanting to know what I'm gonna say. I knew the second that came on the screen,

I was like, Ben's butthole just clenched up. It clenched, it clenched and inverted. Inverted. It went in all directions. It went to a different dimension. Somewhere in- Ben's butthole went to customer service and asked for a refund without a receipt. There's a parallel world where people are just, the vortex opened up and my butthole

appeared and it's because of this previously, like, oh, it was just, it was so cringy. I'm sorry. Like I know they're trying to have fun, but you know, I always get nervous when at whenever the first time we started seeing these things on Bravo, they were so funny and cool. There was like, Oh my god, that was funny. I think it was like, I remember Vanderpump rules had like a sitcom moment. And we're like, that was so funny that they did that. But then we started to see it. I'm like, don't do this. Because it means you're

struggling. Although I don't think this show is struggling at all. I think the show is having an amazing rebound season. So I was like, Oh, please don't do this to us. You don't need to do this. Why are you doing this? So by this she means wacky, like here's a wacky overly edited, you know, fun and game scene. Not functional, not a functional use of fun and games. You know, I understand you can't spell functional without fun. But in this case, like you just stick to this, stick to the classics for the previous leads because it starts with Shamiah going I wrote a little country song. Want to hear it? Here it go. Which in my mind was a callback to the classic and Vogue song.

Free your mind, which starts with prejudice. Wrote a song about it. Want to hear it? Here it go. So I was like, was that supposed to be a reference to free your mind or am am I just already, is my mind already wandering? How about this? Free my time. Okay. Free my time. I don't need this. And this did not do anything for Shumia as a songwriter. Like this didn't lift her in the world of songwriting. It wasn't even good. It was actually, okay. It just was so bad. It was a poorly structured song. You know what I didn't like? The chord progression. Was the progression even a word? It was almost like someone took a bunch of chords and dropped them on the floor. Pick up sticks with chords. I knew you were going to be perturbed at this. So she sings a song. Here's also while we're sitting on Shemia's song. Listen, I get that it's like a typical Real Housewives thing to like have a single and stuff like that. But what makes that fun in general is bad artistry, right?

So Kim Zolciak, perfect. Danielle Staub, great. Melissa Gorga, amazing. Countess Luanne, can she sing? Of course not. That's why she's selling out to us. That's the kind of housewise music we like. I don't like someone spending a zillion dollars of somebody's money. Well, it's her money. But spending a zillion dollars to get like professional music and then push their ass on me all year.

I don't like that. You know what I mean? Erika Jayne? Yes. She was using a million dollars of some old guy's money and it was terrible still. So it kind of worked, you know, because otherwise we wouldn't have such hits as, painkiller, painkiller, or my kissy, my pussy is a python tick ticking like a time bomb. That's what I want to hear. Okay. I don't need, I don't need whatever Sheme is doing right now because she can actually sing and she's good. So I'm like, you know what, go struggle somewhere, go struggle with it and come back and she's good. So I'm like, you know what, go struggle somewhere. Go struggle with it and come back when it's good. But if you're good, I don't want to hear you on the house drums.

That's it. Candy included. I didn't like hearing Candy's good stuff either. I like Candy's Kim Zolciak. Yeah. So that's my, that's why Shemia ran. But then, so they give like Shemia a weird auto tune to make her sound more country.

But like, I think my problem was that it seemed like as this little country did he went along? It actually seemed to like become less and less melodic It's almost like the notes were evaporating away and the lyrics just became lazier and lazier So she's like it's for she's birthday. I beat their asses apple right in. They should stick to electric slide and allegedly drew a suck in a lollipop. I was like, what's that? The song is like, it's like it's like losing its juice as it goes. You're just text to speech now, you know. And so she sings about Drew sucking a lollipop until the dew dropped. And then talks about

arguing and it's like they're going for blood. Why don't these heifers understand it's not their day. So any more rhyming. This is country, you know, I just didn't buy it. I didn't, I didn't buy any of it. Yeah, there's like some rhyming, right? Because it goes, they're arguing and arguing and slinging mud unnecessary arguments. It's like they're arguing and arguing and slinging mud unnecessary arguments. It's like they're going for blood. Why don't these heifers understand it's not their day? But so it's like, wait, you did a blood, you did like a blood and mud rhyme, but then you're like, let's rhyme understand with day. Was this thing understayed

and you're saying the day? I'm sure it's just a silly thing she did and then they were like, let's make this a thing because we've got nothing. So they did that. So that's over, thank God. And it's Nashville trip day two, Portia's birthday. We opened with Britt on FaceTime with Mike and there was a moment where I was like, you know what, morning talking is Britt's talk.

That's when Brit needs to talk because for the first line she sounded normal. She was like, I'm having a good time. And then she kept talking. She's like, man, I really get my laugh. I was like, ow, it's reverberating in my head. It hurts. And Mike looks as enthused as you can imagine.

He's like, he's one of those husbands that's always in a car driving somewhere. He's like, oh yeah. Oh, so what happened? Like he cares. He's like ready to go to auto zone. She's like, well, some shit kind of went down at dinner. A little man and an angelic advocating for adronica. And I was like, it's not your place. And Britt saying how Angela really rubbed her the wrong way at the peace brunch when Brit was trying to have a moment and was trying to make everyone feel bad for her for saying her insurance license was revoked or updated to suspended. And Angela was like, why? And she's like,

yeah, that really rubbed me the wrong way. I'm gonna I'm gonna slander her for life now. Yeah. So then she's like, yeah, I'm like, I don't know, girl, like I gotta keep my guard up. Okay, yeah, keep your guard up. So then she announces they're going to a whiskey tasting and Mike's like, yeah, me too. He's drinking some whiskey in his car. So then we go to Portia snoring and then we get another Shemia trauma scene. But Shemia has a lot of trauma. She's really leaning into the trauma of Housewives, but enough crying. Stop crying every episode and your child is fine. Who needs a trauma episode where she's like, my daughter is a doctor and she is fine. She is fine, you guys. I kind of lost her this one.

Early in the season, yes, because we heard her daughter had lots of complications. And of course, we are humans. We get it. We're not making fun of that stuff. Yeah, we're not making fun of that stuff. But we're saying that like, we get that like probably when you have a child who has, you know, many health complications every time you go to the doctor, it's just incredibly stressful because you never know what they're going to announce. But here she's FaceTiming. That being said, they're FaceTiming the doctor and the doctor is kind of like, yeah, so like looks like she has an ear infection. She's like, oh, oh, I'm like, okay, we can, it's

an ear infection. Let's settle down a little bit. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I mean. It's just too much. You know, like I get some of it, but you can't go from like the life threatening things you were talking about before to an ear infection and she's taking antibiotics. She's like, oh, top it. I need the other thing topped or no crying. Tell me you're a stage performer without telling me you're a stage performer. Well, the tests are in your daughter has an ear infection. I know her ear hurts, so please, please just put the phone on speaker and just motion about

whatever I'm saying. Itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout. Ear infections. Wrote a song about it, wanna hear it? Here it goes. Ow! Ow, my ear's infected and I'm gonna have a yogurt. It's like, wait, those don't rhyme.

I know, it's kind of my thing. So now Angela and Cynthia, the only people who will really talk to each other, let's face it, are sitting outside talking and they're talking about how last night was just so much because they came after Angela for inviting Drew on the trip, all of Portia's little friends and Portia calling her victimina. And so Angela's like, first and foremost, my loyalty to Drew and my loyalty to any of my friends, I just don't think they get that for me. Where's my loyalty? Where's my loyalty? And Cynthia asked the question that so few people have ever asked, by the way, where

is Drew? And Angela's like, well, she should be on her way. She's like, well, now tell me she's going to be on her way. You've been saying that for a long time now. And so basically they're like, no, no, we got a text. She's like, I got a text. She's on the, she's on the plane. She'll be showing up soon. She would have been here last night, except she had to do something messy by going to one of Dennis's events. So that way she can, you know, brandish that in front of Porsche's face at some point in the season.

Cause it did not happen. No, that was her own event, wasn't it? Wasn't she having an event at the hot dog club because she signed up to a record, a record distribution thing and called it a record. She opened up an online account with a rev share place so she went to Dennis's hookah shop. The point is it was like,

I'm having a party at the hot dog palace because I signed up to SoundCloud. Hot dog hookah, where you actually smoke hookah out of a hot dog. So Cynthia's like, oh, I'm so tired of Drew being on the runway. But anyway, thanks Cynthia. Cynthia weighing in on Drew's travel updates. She does not want her to be on the runway. So she goes, uh, you know,

Porsche feels how she feels. And a lot of ways, Jupiter herself in that position. Cause you know, then baby daddy's hit different girl. Like you gotta let folks know, please don't come over here looking for Leon for a goddamn thing. Unless dot, dot, dot. So she's basically like, yeah, Drew's trying it. I love that Cynthia came back and she's like, this time I've learned my lesson from being fired. So this time I'm going to really bring it. Is Drew still on the runway? Where's Drew? Where's Drew in her plane journey? Drew is trying, she's like up there stealing extra Biscov cookies and putting them in her purse.

Pete Slauson So, Angela's like, that's real, that's real, that's what I'm expressing to Drew. But you know, I'm just trying to advocate for Drew. I'm trying to advocate because the whole table is talking about it and no one's going to be attacked while I'm at the table. I stood 10 toes down. Okay. So Angela, great defender, great defender of those who are talked about at the table, which isn't weak. I guarantee that's not going to be true with any other scene this season. So, um, then basically they're just making talk about this, but Drew does arrive.

And not before Angela has to go inside because her wig is melting. It's hilarious. Again, they go in, you have a poor wig. So they go in and Drew's there and, um, she's like, I'm here now. What are we doing? And they're like, oh, cute seafoil she uses. And they're gonna have a whiskey tasting and then a group is gonna go, you know,

learn how to bartend or mixology. Yeah, yeah. So it's gonna be a great day to put on your best fishnet bodysuit and have some fun. Girl, what? What? I mean, it was multiple outfits. It was Britt and Kelly trying to make, I don't know what they, I don't know what they were going for, but this was, this was such a wild look.

Both of them. Well, I was like, who caught you? It's like they were swimming and somebody caught them in a net. Like they were being brought up. And Kelly's is especially crazy cause it's just like naked and she's wearing like underwear and then nipple covers over her nipples. And I was like, where are you taking a mixology class

at 11 in the morning where you want your nipple covers on as your outfit? What the hell? And then she had like giant bangles, like big chunky bangles, a big chunky necklaces. It was just like lines crisscrossing and chunky items and dots and things. And I was like, what is going on here? So Drew's like, well, to be honest, I was contemplating on not coming on this trip.

However, Porsche and I have been friends for years, so I'm giving her an olive branch. It's not an olive branch coming on a trip that you're not invited on. That's costing her money. Well, theoretically, she's like, this is nice. And she's like, yeah. Um, so your room is through the doors over there. So, you know, check it out, go enjoy it. Cause she knows that, uh, Drew's stuck with bunk beds. So Drew go checks it out. And, um, you know, I think it would, I think that like, it would actually be. That's a good room for Drew.

Cause she could take the top bunk cause she's so used to people sleeping beneath her. You know, specifically. She could just in case she's feeling lonely. She could be like, Ralph, you doing okay down there? Yeah, just put a little picture of Ralph on the bottom bunk and be like, it's like at home. She could just drop a little pop tart down there and be like, do not talk.

It's not your time yet. It's not your time yet. She could just put like a fish in a bucket and just lower it down and be like, here's your dinner. So, Angela wants her to go talk to Portia and apologize. And she's like, why? And she goes, you need to get the heat off me. All right, you need to just get the heat off me. And she's like, you started it. You're asking me to go get the heat off you. You're the one who made me come here. So Angela is saying she would invite Drew all over again, even though she got in trouble because I don't give a fuck.

I want to say one thing. One thing that surprised me so far with Angela and maybe we are yet to see it this season is that I kind of have been predicting that Angela's gonna go to bat for Drew get into trouble with all the ladies and then do the reversal thing where she's gonna sort of find a way to get upset at Drew's that way she can go back to the ladies and say you know I went to bat for this girl and then she did me dirty and all of you were correct and then she'll be embraced by all the women because we've seen that so many times.

Well, they set it up in this episode. They teed it up when she's like, why wasn't Drew standing up for me? Remember, there's like a point in the episode where she said, well, my question is why wasn't Drew standing up for me? So she set it up. So now she can be like, I was so good to you. I invited you on the Nashville trip that you weren't invited on. How could you treat me like this? Yeah, because for a moment, it almost looked like Portia was going to do the move on Angela. Like Portia, for a moment, I thought, is Portia going to take back Drew and then weaponize Drew against Angela and make Angela her nemesis and not Drew instead?

But it didn't quite happen that way. But I thought like it might get weird and funky and strange. Yeah. So then Shemeah goes to Porsche's room and teases her because Porsche is eating to go ribs from the restaurant. We see them from breakfast.

Yes. Been there. Yeah, I love Porsche explaining. She's like, Oh yeah, no, no, no. Um, these ribs and they were, I had a plan for them. Okay. As I was eating them last night, I was like, I'm going to eat these again tomorrow at approximately 10 AM when I wake up. Literally got a to go order of breakfast ribs. And I have to say, like I appreciate that so much. I think that is,

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So Shumi is like, be nice to Drew, she's here. She's like, oh, whatever. So then we go, we see a flashback of 47 minutes ago with Drew talking. And so they're deciding which groups are going to go where. Andrew wants to go whiskey tasting. And then back to Portia and Shamia. Portia's like, listen, I've been over this thing with her 50, 11 times. I do not need to go over it. Okay. And Angela was gaslighting me and you're not going to gaslight me. You are not going to gaslight

me. And Shamia is like, okay, I'm going to go down and tell everybody no gaslight me. You're not going to gaslight me. And Shemeah is like, okay, I'm going to go down and tell everybody no gaslighting today. My daughter has an ear infection. Please. Today is not the day for that. So now everyone's saying hi, saying good morning and everything. And Portia's being really nice. And Portia's being nice to Drew. And she's like, you know, once I've expressed myself, I can, you know, I calm down. So like, I'm not one to have daggers for you every time I see you. Which is hilarious. I think Portia, we've been watching you for like 10 years now or so. You 100% are the one to have daggers every time you see someone. Okay. Maybe you have like a moment where the clouds part, but, you know, just wait till the end of the episode. Okay. We'll, we'll check back in on this. Well, she said this

the last episode too. Remember? She's like, I'm not fighting at dinner. This is my birthday. It's my birthday. We're going to have fun and not fight. And then immediately at dinner, she's like, and you're the one who invited someone to my birthday. So that's Portia. So Portia starts off on a new season in every episode, because usually someone has a bad season. They apologize at the beginning of the new episode, it takes them like an entire season to become kind of like shitty again and Portia just does it. She's on like a per episode cycle now. So, let's see. So now downstairs at breakfast, Portia's like, I had my ribs from last night.

Yeah. So they load into the Sprinter van and they're just like chatting and everything. And then Shamiah, Shamiah gets like a text and she starts crying and they start consoling her. This time it's a bit more serious because it's a text from someone who had, I think, doubted her domestic violence or the abuse that she was going through back in 2008, but then has suddenly come around for whatever reason. We don't understand the context, but basically said like, I'm sorry. And so this dredges up memories of that terrible experience. And we see flashbacks to when she and Cynthia's mom also recorded interviews for that PSA on Atlanta back in 2018. And we kind of, we revisit that and Shamiah tells really

a terrible story about how this guy who seemed perfect to everyone and just like a total catch humiliated her and actually like assaulted her in front of people. It sounds like, so- In front of a hotel, right? Or like a restaurant in a hotel or something. It sounded like there were people who saw and she was mortified.

And anyways, sad, sad little moment here. Yeah. And the way they edited it was weird too, because she's like, you know, I was abused and then I opened up about it. And then they showed that PSA thing that was done like seven years ago or something. And she's like, and somebody,

it sounded like she was saying somebody saw that and called me and I was like, wow, they got that late. But you know, Bravo's like always running the same episode over and over. Like sometimes you'll go on Reddit and they'll be like, can you believe that Kim Richards expects her sister to forgive her alcoholism in a limousine? I'm like, oh guys, this aired 90 years ago.

But yeah, this whole thing with Shamia was so sad. And then they talk about Cynthia's mom and all the stuff she went through and the stories she shared and stuff. And you know, it's so good to have these kind of scenes right before you go to Coyote Ugly and Fishnet. Yeah. I'll be so surprised.

It was a great- They're like, guys, the abuse and what it's done to me. Let's go to Coyote Ugly. Yeah. It was great at Moose Buche before. So they go to Coyote Ugly, which I mean, of course they do. I mean, Jesus. And Porsche was like, when you're in Nashville, you do as Nashvilleians do. Nashvilleians do not go to Coyote Ugly. Nashvilleans, I guarantee, are avoiding that entire street. So when they get to Coyote Ugly, I was like, okay, like now Kelly's outfit makes, it sort of makes sense because it's Coyote Ugly.

Yeah, it makes more sense. Trey. But it's still like 11 in the morning. It's still a wild outfit, but I was like, okay, it sort of makes sense. So then they're like, Hey, welcome to Coyote Ugly. Is this your first shot of the day? First shot of the day. And then Portia is talking about how she was explaining Coyote Ugly to us in case you don't understand. And then they're just doing shots and everything. She's like, Coyote, guess what? Coyotes, Coyotes don't have hands.

Okay, let's get on the bar. We're going to teach you. And they're going to like do shots basically with their mouth and be scandalous. So while they're doing that, I do not want to take shots at this place ever again. I mean, I've only done it at a couple of bachelorette parties in the first place, but the way they make them take the shots, those glasses are never clean. They're never clean. They're not, because they're like, you can't use your hands. So of course they're like, blah, blah, blah.

They really get in there. And then they dig through the shot. That's great for you. You guys look like you're having a good time. I need some clean. I'm going to ask for a solo cup next time I go in. You just can bring your own glass. It's very environmentally friendly in that case.

But I hope you don't mind. I'm gonna take this shot from a corksicle that my niece gave me for Christmas. Oh, thanks. I have a corksicle please, Gina. Gina's coming in. She's like, I brought some special cupware. So the group two then goes to like a whiskey tasting

in like more of like a refined place. I was like, okay, this is much nicer. So, and then we see Britt. I was like, oh yeah, but why is Britt wearing the fish nets? And the fish net bodies into the whiskey plates because one thing you're a coyote ugly but this makes no sense whatsoever. Yeah.

This is just Britt. This is just like first season crazy outfits. So they do that. And this is a more boring group. You know, the other group's like partying and this group's like, okay, we're drinking things out of a barrel. Fun.

So they do that. By the way, this whiskey chasing guy, he's so patronizing because he's explaining how they take the whiskey out of the barrel because they have like the big thing that they pull out. He's like, hey, you know when you're a kid, yeah, you move water with like a straw where you put your finger over one end of the barrel because they have like the big thing that they pull the barrel. He's like, hey, you know, when you're a kid, yeah, you move water with like a straw where you put your finger over one end of the straw and then move it out and you move it out and they let go and it comes out.

That's what we're doing here. I'm like, they're adults. They understand. Not only do they understand, I guarantee they don't even care how this little device works. That's like people have used turkey basters. They understand how we stick a long thing into liquid and liquid comes up into it, it's gonna work. We don't need the science behind it. I didn't, you know, I feel so stupid because I was like, that's how you do it? That's so cool. I mean, obviously I've done that with a straw,

like to play around with stuff, but I didn't know that's how they got whiskey out of a barrel. I was like, wow, that's really neat. So they drink some whiskey like that. I'm like, who needs this exposition? I mean, everyone knows how these devices work. No, I learned. I totally learned. So then, Drew and Cynthia are talking and Drew's like, oh my god, I can get my

own whiskey. I'm gonna get one for for Portia. It's going to be another olive branch. Okay. So your first olive branch was coming on a trip you weren't invited to for free that she's paying for. And your second olive branch is getting a free bottle of whiskey from the outing that she's paying for. Wow. You're really working that olive branch, Drew. She is. She really is. She bathed Drew. Why you should have brought the boom box from your first season. That would have at least been something that you paid for in a thrift store. Oh God. Oh, I forgot about that. Remember everyone else got a Chanel purse.

And she's like, here's thanks so much for all the purses and the $5,000 cash candy. That was great. Okay, everybody, here's a boom box. I'm going to sing a song. great. Okay, everybody, here's a boombox. I'm going to sing a song. Like wasn't there a wig to or something? So, um, Porsche, so now like all the fun and games of these two places are they go we go through the whole process and now the over at Coyote ugly. Porsche settles down with the girls and she's like, Okay, we got to talk about the rest of the night. So they're talking

about what's going to happen the girls and she's like, okay, we gotta talk about the rest of the night So they're talking about what's gonna happen tonight and Porsche's like, you know I decided to treat everyone to a beautiful cowboy dinner and the other group has a whiskey tasting So I know they're on one so even drew and you know She should have a good time because I think the best way to enjoy dinner is like already lit So now she's acting like she's down with drew. She loves Drew and it's everything's okay. She is just the consummate hostess. Yeah, she's fine with Drew because she's decided to come for Angela now.

Because they were like, what's up with Drew? Why'd you start with Drew last night? She's like, no, I wasn't starting with her. It's just the girls were asking about her because you know, the girls, you know, they know Drew because Drew hangs out with us. She's one of our girls. So they were like, why isn't she here?

So I just told them, It was an interesting re edit of the night. But yeah, now she's going to kick Angela's ass because Angela was the one who brought her at the end of the day, you get nothing for nothing. Let it be what it is. So, she's really confused. She's like, I'm really confused with Angela because like, you know, if she was going to invite the girl, like what, like what kind of atmosphere do you want them want there to be? You want to be accepting and everything and you got to like, I'm really confused with Angela because like, you know, if she was going to invite the girl, like what, like what kind of atmosphere do you want them want there to be? You want to be accepting and everything. And you gotta like,

you know, you gotta, you got the host to say she's cool with it at the end of the day. But like, oh, I see. That's where you said at the end of the day. I was like, where did that end of the day come from? Yeah. Yeah. But she's alleging basically the Angela set drew up on purpose because she, the way that she brought up Drew, she says the way she brought up Drew at this dinner made all the girls dislike Drew, but then you're gonna have Drew come on the trip, but you've set up everybody to not like her.

But that's not what happened. Is it? No. It's not what happened. She's saying, no, she's saying that, she's saying that Angela set up Drew because Shemeah said at one point she goes she goes you know honestly you know me and Angela wrote together and uh to the peace brunch and Angela was like yo and she says um I feel some kind of way about Drew because I feel like this is Shamia saying that Angela said

I feel like Drew's talking trash to Kelly about me and I gotta figure it out so Shamia is saying that Angela said, I feel like Drew's talking trash to Kelly about me and I gotta figure it out. So Shamia is saying that Angela doesn't, is talking shit about Drew because Angela is accusing Drew of talking shit about Angela to Kelly. So Shamia is relaying, cause it's confusing,

that Angela seems to have a chip on her shoulder about Drew. So this is, she's suggesting that Angela's trying to like turn the tides against Drew. But then we get this flashback that says, here's what Angela actually said, and we see them riding together. And Angela says, Hey, I heard Kelly was, you know, throwing a little shade at me to Drew last night. Well, whatever Kelly has to say, that's fine. We'll figure it out. But I'm more concerned about Drew's reaction. So she's saying not Oh, I heard Drew was talking shit about me. She's saying I heard Kelly was talking

shit about me. And Shemeah is passing it off. Like Angela is trying to poison the well against Drew. Right. So then, Porsche is like, yeah, you know, well that explains how she's handling Drew coming on the trip, because you invited her. So why would you make a thing of it at the table and then provoke everybody to have a negative vibe

about Drew? She's setting up Drew, I'm telling you, she's setting her up. I don't know, this is weak. This is all- We did not set her up. This is not set her up at all. Yeah. So then

back at the other group, they're saying that they really missed you so much last night. And Angela's saying, you know, push the back so you heard it because I invited you and at one point you guys were good friends. So I thought I was just aiding that by bringing you here. And Brits like, um, maybe it's because you weren't playing the victim. As someone who used to be an insurance agent before my license was tragically stolen. So I want to play the victim. So Angela's like, how do I play the victim? All this heat that I've been catching. I want to know how I'm playing the victim. She's like, well, I'm trying to tell you because like that's the thing you were saying you

were catching the heat, but like that's what being a victim is, is saying that you're catching the heat and you all are completely oblivious to what's going on. Okay. So for instance, I feel like I was like, I really needed a little bit more support at the part. So now you're going to play the victim. Let me explain to you about what it's like to play the victim. Play the victim is when you're, talk when someone else is playing the victim,

and then you try to bring your own shit into it. Yeah. Although, to be fair, I think I will give Brett credit, she was an actual victim going into that project. She was not merely playing it. Yeah, but it's still funny to be, it's still funny to be like, you're playing the victim in situations going into that brunch. She was not merely playing it. But when the interesting came in. It's still funny to be like, you're playing the victim

in situations that don't even involve you. You felt, I'm the victim. I was the victim in this situation. It's like, why are you bringing it back to that other situation? We're talking about last night. What else? By the way, also says Britt,

who manages to turn everything into a, but what about me? What about me? So the person who complained about not getting a proper hug at the bank event, and you're gonna talk about, you're gonna lecture someone about playing a victim, please. Yeah.

So Angela's like, well, look, the way you walked in to brunch and sat down, it just came across as entitled. And so we see a clip of that, of the she lost her insurance license based on what? One, how dare you, how dare you question me? And Britt saying, you're not supportive. And she's like, but we were supportive.

I was sitting outside. My wig was down to my nose. Okay, I was supporting you. Do you think I would have been sitting outside with bees flying all over and some weird aging lady dressed like Paris Hilton, you know, like what, what, what about that to you says I wasn't supporting you. So I just want to also point out that at that bank event, when they were asking, they had to ask the questions. It was Angela, Angela said she was the one who asked the question that said, why can't Kenya speak to Britt

politely or like an adult? That was Angela. Angela was actually assisting you in playing the victim. You played the victim so hard about Kenya and the fricking wedding ring situation that and it was such a big victim moment for you that Angela knew enough to write a question about it for the stupid game. So I don't know. That's the thing about Britt and that's why you know Britt sucks because she changes so quickly like she changes on a dime. It's like this girl was like one of the only people being nice to her and then she switched on her in two seconds, you know? And that's how, you know, that's how it seems like she's going to roll this whole season. So, Britt is like, you know,

I was in my house crying for three days. It was horrible. And so, Angel's like, okay, missteps were made, missteps were made. And if you're very upset about it, I suggest we separate for a while and I'll get my own condo. I think Cynthia, to be fair, Cynthia does have a pretty good way of kind of like figuring out the line between being a victim versus playing the victim when she says, unless your picture is up there with a penis inside your mouth and room full of people, come at me when that happens. I was like, yeah, that's a pretty good, that's a good line right there.

So they're, they, but it actually seems like this is a good conversation because, you know, you know, Angela is, Angela apologizes. She says, you know, miss, miss, miss steps were made, miss steps were made and I apologize for all and was like, no, at the end of the day, you get insurance for insurance. And when I hear I could have been somewhere else, like that does not make me feel like that. I'm just not going to lie. And she goes, but that was after.

And she goes, but that's how, that was how you felt. Like either way, when I came in, this is not the time to be trying to point me fingers at me. When after I just went through things. Yeah, but you came in, this is not the time to be trying to point me fingers at me when after I just went through things. Yeah, but you came in, you immediately lied. You know, like you can be a victim. Okay, that's one thing, but then you came in and lied to the group and they knew you were lying.

So she asked you about your lie and then you lied again. You changed your lie, which made it a double lie. So be quiet over there, ma'am. She's a double lie. So be quiet over there, ma'am. Like Drew, of course, drew that was gonna use Angela's line. She goes, you know what, there, you know, it was, look, everyone can hit it off bad. There could be missteps, but we were really missing our friend. It doesn't minimize your feelings. It just meant that in that moment, even though you had been publicly shamed sort of kind of in a revenge pointy way,

we just cared more about the fact that our friend wouldn't be on the show more. That's all. We just prioritized that over the public humiliation you went through. I'm like, do you have to make her feel better? We just never even got to congratulate Kenya on the amazing poster work she did.

That's very difficult. You don't have children. You don't know what a science fair is like, but it's a lot of preparation. Her selection of foam core was really A-plus. You know, know what a science fair is like, but it's a lot of preparation. Her selection of foam core was really A plus. You know, there's an art to that, pun intended. So they apologize and apologize and Britt's like, okay, let's focus on today.

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Maybe get some undercover crew there. The family are freaking out. They are lost. So then, Cynthia, you know, they're just basically all agreeing that they'll be nice to Brett for a week. So then they get back in the whiskey, or the whiskey van, the Sprinter van, everyone's wasted. And then Shemeah asks Britt if she's going to be all right and Britt looks shit-faced. So they're making fun of her. Yeah, they're saying she's just like a lightweight. And then we see a sequence of them like having many, many shots. And Britt's like, If the whiskey tastes good, have compassion, everything is super, I appreciate that.

I really do. I really can't wait to start a whole new argument with you soon enough. Okay, it's just gonna come from a more loving place. So then Portia calls PJ and Dennis and she's very happy with them and she's showing off her cowboy hat and PJ is like, I want that.

She's like, no. So then we go to, let's see, Cynthia. So now people are coming down for the dinner, right? So Cynthia comes down and flirts with the hot food guys, I guess, see who they are, right? Yeah, they're like bartender-esque. They're basically local strippers who are probably serving very bad drinks.

And what's funny is, this is, at first, they all come down in a different, in new looks, and I was like, uh, my least favorite thing. This means they don't have much to do. So we see them come down one after the other, but it turns out it was actually a setup for a funny moment, which is that Porsche. They're all like, yes, yes.

Oh, rhinestones. Yes, yes. Chaps. Yes, they're all like showing off their cowboy looks. And then Porsche comes down dressed all in black and is miserable. And the music's like, I was like, yes, someone ruined the fashion show.

I love it. Yeah. So she has been having a great time. She's been partying. She's like, nothing's going to ruin this party. And now she's in black, you know, yoga pants, whatever. So she's very upset. And she tells us that after she talked to Dennis and Pilar, she got another phone call from production.

Let's face it. We told her because nothing is happening anymore on this show. They're like, uh, yeah, you can't be nice to Drew because it turns out Drew and Dennis have been filming behind your back. And then we see where Portia told Dennis in that car parked at the U-Haul, wherever they were, the U-Haul warehouse center, where she was like, you show up on these cameras with anybody else, it's going to be a problem. And eight days later, Drew like, oh my God, I'm so excited about this song, relish. And he's like, yeah. Drop it like it's hot, Drew.

Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot, dawg. Drop it like it's Drew. Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's hot. Drop it like it's true. Drop it like it's true. So Portia's like, yeah, so I was like, ultimately like super disappointed that he chose opportunity over family. Like, technically, you're all, she is just, Portia is just, she's just that person at the slumber party who wants people to be like, are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay?

Cause that's one thing for her to be annoyed, but she's like, I don't want to talk. I'm upset. Everything's fine. I'm just tired. I'm tired. Yeah. I'm just tired. It's like, oh, come on. It's your party. It's your weekend. So then we get a freak, kind of a freak out moment because this is the moment where like, okay, now the stripper is coming out because they're all gathered by the pool. And then a big smoke machine goes off and like, oh my God, here comes the strippers.

And I felt so bad for this big guy who had to come out because the look on everyone's face is like, damn, why are you doing this to us? And he's like, hi, y'all, it's me, I'm going to teach you some line dancing. They're like, fuck, man, why did the other cats get Bolo? We get this guy. And then he brought out the strippers who just still didn't strip. But I think that that's the way they like kept them happy. They're like, let's disappoint them. And then let's lower their expectations and then bring them back up. So they'll stop thinking about Bolo. They'll just be like, well, it's not Bolo, but at least that guy's not taking them as close. I felt bad for the guy. I feel like that would be my job in the catering night. You know, it's like, Ronnie, go out there and warm up for the strippers.

They would like, definitely let's not bring Bolo back again, because Porsche got into enough of a controversy with that. So let's just bring out instead of Bolo, we have Bogo, we got a buy one, get one free. Yeah, cowboy stripper. And he's here. His name is Blake. And he's like, well, shit, how we all do and look, we're gonna have a good time out here by the pool. Okay. Happy birthday, sugar. Okay, ranch hands, you better get your asses out here. So yeah, hot guys come out here. And they're happy. Because when this guy came out there, like really, and then the hot guys came out like, yes, thank you. So they line dance and then they make fun of each other line dancing and Drew's like, Kelly is looking like a whole troll.

I don't know what's going on over there. And poor Kelly, yeah, isn't doing great. She's like me in a line dance, just all over the place. He's going in any different direction. You don't wanna see me line dance. It's not cute. I'm too not going to line dance. Yeah, I can't do it.

I can't do it. And they were joking about how Angela was doing the wobble. And like, I think I tried to learn the wobble. I really lived up to the name. I wobbled. I wobbled and I cheater and I- I was gonna say, I've been wobbling ever since I've ever tried to dance.

It's the only thing I know how to do. Oh, like wobble, wobble. Yeah, not, I don't even have two left feet. I just have just another hand down there. It's just all wrong. So they make fun of each other and then they finish and they go sit down and they're having a great trip. It's the last night of the trip, whoa!

But Porsche's still like, meh, I'm a just tired, meh. So they're asking her over and over what's wrong. It's like at least fight. Like we're all here for work, so if someone's gonna fight, it's obviously gonna be you, so start your fight. You're trying to start a fight, so just start your fight.

But she's doing the whole like, I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. It's so annoying. I got, this is the side of Porsche I can't stand. I can't stand like when she does this, she's gonna leave early or she's gonna be sullen or whatever. I guess I come on lady, come on. Come on, we're watching you.

You're on TV right now. So Brits, they're just trying to coax it out of her. She's like, I'm tired. And Jamee is like, you know, like, she's like, she's like, she's getting mad about something. This is the last night she's gonna do. She's gonna do the one to like, do I need to drive a getaway car? Like, tell me what we're doing. And so that they're trying to cheer her up and everything. But it doesn't work. They're basically trying to say, start the fight. Like they keep giving her key lines and she won't do it. So Angela's like, okay, well, I guess we'll work.

So I'll do it. So she's like, okay, so now you guys are calling me a victim. So, oh, so Britt is like, oh yeah, we had a good conversation today. Right, Angela. And she goes, okay. And she goes, go ahead and tell them what we talked about. And she's like, well, you know, we said sometimes

I can cut the crosses the victim because you know what? I don't remember why I'm a victim. So maybe you could say that again. Like, I guess we're gonna have to rehash this fight since nothing's going on. So go ahead. And Britt's like, no she didn't learn anything from what I've seen in the whiskey place.

I bet you don't even know how to get whiskey out of a barrel with a straw. Um, and Andrew's like, well, you said, you said that you and Portia shared the same sentiment. I mean, what did you call it last night? Portia victim Lena, you want, you want to get in on this argument? We're kind of like setting it up for you. Just victim Lena. Remember when you said that you want to, you want to, you want to mix it up a

little bit here because we're on camera. and porch is like nah i don't remember she's like okay noobs you think you can do this let's watch you do it and they're just like floundering trying to get portion to a fight so brits like well well angela i feel like you want it drew to come even though portion was like she's not invited. Okay, there, Portia, I started it for you. You don't have to do it. Still, I was like, she never told me, she never told me that. So, I was supposed to know. And they're like, oh my God, on the call, she said, only people on this call. She goes, but she didn't say she wasn't specifically invited. So, maybe that's what you should say. Maybe Drew missed the call. Maybe Drew was supposed to be on the call. And Kelly's like, Drew, did you miss the call? She goes, I to be on the call. And Kelly's like, true.

Did you miss the call? She goes, I wasn't on the call. Kelly, were you invited to the call? No. And Angela's like, well, if I offended you in a way, I apologize if she doesn't hear me or maybe you can. But like, I really want to know, like, why am I the only one that's being held accountable?

And Angela starts doing what I love about Angela also, her little gesture. She always holds up her fingers. She holds up her hands. It's like a little Heather DeBro claw hand, but it's like an adorable version because it's going vertically up. It's like she's holding up an invisible card. Like is this your card? But there's it's like invisible and she's like, I just want to know why am I the only one who has held accountable? At which point now Angela is going to try to deflect this in a very clunky manner.

And they're like, what, what do you mean? She was like, I mean, Kelly, you asked the question initially, did you get the answer? And it's a flashback to Kelly saying like, what was that, why did you- Why did you steal someone's husband or whatever? Why did you steal someone's husband, yeah. Yes, so she's like, okay, well, we've already, look, we already had our fight.

Then we resolved it today, me and Britt. And now we're going to try and have it again. I don't want to have that fight again. So Kelly, you fight. So now they're playing hot potato with fights. So she's like, now you, Kelly, you call Portia a slut. Call her a slut. Do it. And so Kelly's like, that's separate situations. What are you talking about? She's like, be accountable, be accountable. So Kelly is like, no, that's over now. She goes, but okay, well, now I'm talking about, okay, so then Angela changes it again. She's like, okay, so you won't fight. Okay, let's get Portia to fight again. Portia, I want you to be accountable because the world wants to know and no one got that answer. So why did you steal that lady's husband? And since he was like, oh my god. Listen, as the previous crown holder

for most boring on this show for many, many years, I'd like to say, this is boring. I'm so bored. Here's the crown. Here's the crown. Here's the crown, new cast. Take it. Portia, would you like to answer Angela's question,

which doesn't totally make sense? Portia's like, no, I want Angela to kiss my ass. And I say that in a quiet, sad way. And Cynthia's like, okay, well, I think we should just move on. Well, the rest of the world can kiss your ass, but I'm not going to kiss your ass. You first. You're going to be the first one to kiss my ass. Really? That's how you feel? Yeah, that's how I feel. So Angela's like, oh, so you want one to kiss my ass. Really? That's how you feel? Yeah, that's how I feel.

So Angela's like, oh, so you want me to kiss your ass? I don't want to kiss, to kiss a fixer flat. Why do I have to kiss your ass when I'm just- Fixer flat. I was wondering what you said there. I was like, I'll find out tomorrow when I read the note. I want to kiss a fixer flat. So that doesn't work, because Porsche is not gonna fight with her. out tomorrow when I read the note. So that doesn't work because Portia is not going to fight with her. So this has all been a fail, right?

So then Drew comes up and she's okay. Well, I want to address the elephant in the room. Portia, happy birthday. Now you may have had my olive branches coming through, like me coming on this trip. You're welcome. And the bottle of whiskey that I got you for free from the place that you paid for, you're welcome as well. So why are you being mean to me? Why am I getting energy? And she's like,

Oh my God. And Angela's like, just eat your chicken for Christ's sake. No, it's just, it's just, I'm trying to these all the branches and I just want to catch up. Like, well, what do you have to catch up about? No, I wanted to sing my new song with Dennis called catch up. You put it on the hot dog. You put it on your eggs. You put it on your relationship and we catch up. Hit the side of a 57 and watch it squirt, watch it squirt. So then, then she's like, well, I just don't want to have to deal with this. I wasn't invited.

It's like, no one's fighting with you. This is so sad. I have to say this scene is very bad for this season because they should have just cut this whole scene because nothing's working. And they're just trying to start all these fights because they don't know what to do. They have nothing to talk about.

They keep passing the potato, no fight start. This is a whole fail and they should have just not aired this, you don't have to have 20 episodes a season. I didn't think it was a fail. I enjoyed it. I enjoyed them trying to figure out Porsche. But I agree, you know, Porsche doing her whole thing, she kind of just like shuts down, like what could be a much more entertaining scene. Like I found it baseline entertaining,

but it could have been more. And this is kind of Porsche's thing is that like, when Porsche doesn't want to do something, she just doesn't do it. And it kind of like, everything has to follow in that way. So still fights, they're all things that have been done before. I think Porsche is just like, Oh my God, like, I'm not your dancing clown. Okay, like we've already fought. I'm not going to sit here and pretend to fight with Drew again, you know, so Drew's not getting her fight. So she's like, Well, I don't want to deal with this because I wasn't invited anyway. It's like, no one's fighting with you. What are you even mad about? So she gets up and Porsa's like, you, she, well, no, she just tells us like, you hopped your ass on a flight to a woman's birthday party who snuck up around and did scenes behind her back

with the child's father. And now I made you leave? Like what? How is this my fault? So they're like, Drew, don't leave. And she's like, leave? Like, what? House is my fault. So they're like, you don't leave. And she's like, goodbye, goodbye, everybody. I'm leaving. I have a record contract now. God, has it been a month yet? I owe $9.99, I think, but I'm going to be upstairs. And Portia's like, bye. And Portia's like, you know what? That's a mean girl. She's like,

you know, give me, you know, give me all that. Like, I'm sitting down here and she's like, you know, that's a mean girl. She's like, you know, give me, you know, give me all that. Like I'm sitting down here and she's like, oh, like the range was like, oh, and then you got Drew. And she's like, oh my God, Drew with the dramatic. Oh, let's address the elephant in the room. I'm like, well, Portia, I know you're not the one complaining about dramatics. Who's walked in here the entire night being like, oh, I'm just tired.

Oh, it's been a long weekend. Yeah, at least they were trying to make scenes, you know. So, it's over. It's like a very sad last night. They just go to bed. So then, Angela and Shamia are talking in one room and Drew is like, I'm just like, this isn't fair with all I'm dealing with. I can't insult myself, subject myself to insults and attacks.

No one attacked you. Literally no one insulted you or attacked you at that dinner, you weirdo. So then the stuff is- No one did. You came, in fact, if anything, you came on a trip that you knew you were not invited to. You knew it was gonna be hostile.

And when you, and when you, you tried it, you were trying it with your little speech. You knew, you knew, you're basically trying to corner Portia into being nice or to have a reaction and you were trying it and she didn't give you anything. And, um, uh, I forget what I was going to say. The point is Drew, Drew's wrong. So then Drew and Cynthia, I mean, Portia and Cynthia are in her room.

And she's like, you know, she tells her, she got a phone call that she found out about Dennis and Drew. And she's like, you know, this sucks. And we're going through a divorce. We were married for like 15 minutes. It's rough on me. And this energy isn't for anybody else. And she's telling her like, I'm not going to come for Drew, basically. She's like, I'm not going to come for Drew, basically. She's like, I'm not, this isn't even about Drew. Dennis is going to get all of this. I'm not married to Drew. So I kind of like that, you know, that she's like, all right.

I mean, I've already talked to Drew. Drew's not going to listen to a damn thing I say. So whatever. Yeah. But fuck Dennis. Yeah, exactly. And then Portia is, then Portia is is kind of like they have like a nice moment where she's like, you know, like, if you if you started a podcast with your ex, and then

and then brought on to the show, like, how would you feel? And Cynthia's like, I wouldn't like that. And then and then basically, you know, she's saying like, Dennis is the only one who's obligated to her. And yeah, he's gonna get all this energy. And then she's and then Cynthia really sort of like lifts her up and Portia's like, wow, like no one gets me like you because basically we go back the farthest out of this whole group. And I'm just so glad you came on this trip.

And I don't know, I was kind of thinking maybe I might kick you in the stomach for old times sake just to remember the good old days. So now it's later and people are partying outside. So she goes down, so they go down. So they all party and they're getting wasted and being like, woo, they're doing the Nashville woos. So then Angela is just getting ready for bed.

And meanwhile, all the ladies are yelling in the background, jumping in the pool, et cetera. And so now it's 8.16 in the morning the next day and people are waking up and gossiping about the night before and Britt's like, oh my God, I don't even want to see that pool. There's like dollar bills floating around in there. Oh my God.

And then Angela was looking out the window recording us at the pool. Yes. I love Angela. Yes, I love this. Yeah, so she's like, yeah, there's a recording. I don't know about Angela is this like spooky lady in the window with the recording. So Angela is like, she's, she's, we see a clip of it's like 1 56am and she is loudly yelling in the pool just having a fun time. And then we hear Angela say so

I heard some things yesterday that I wish I didn't hear and Bruce was like what well around last night about 2 3 in the morning I was on the phone with my husband which dog that Charles at 2 30 in the morning okay and I hear my name I look out the window and I see Portia, Shemeah, Kelly, and Britt in the pool. And Portia was inebriated and all of her truth fell out. What I hear is them just talking about my dress and they spoke about my husband last night. And she says, I should fuck Charles.

And they continue to talk about me. And I said, you know what? Let me record them. Yeah, so she hears them talking and whips out her phone to record it. So we see a clip of the video and thank you. Thank you. Thank you for doing the job that someone else should be doing. Exactly, because you know, well actually this time they were recording, they were just downstairs recording the craziness and those camera men were probably pissed because season after season recording the craziness and those camera men were probably pissed because season after season people like us are like, why did you miss all this good stuff?

You guys went home early, you lame asses. And then now they're recording and nothing's happening. They're like, oh, just sitting there watching people get shitfaced for four hours. So yeah, Angela records it and there's nothing really on the, there's nothing there. So she's like, it was short because I was like, okay, I'm just gonna go down there and see what they wanted. So then we see a flashback and Portia's like,

oh, so you came down here to tell me that you heard me say Charles's name? And Angela's like, yeah, she said, I didn't say anything about you. I didn't say anything about your husband, but I heard him because basically she said, I'm gonna fuck her husband if she doesn't watch out. She because then you got to worry because Portia will fuck your husband. I've seen this show. So then, um, Porsche is talking about how creepy it is. It doesn't

become a Salt Lake City thing. Like, Oh my God, how dare you record us, Brittany. How dare you record us. Well, that's because they didn't have someone who had the simultaneous pressures of being on a TV show while also congratulating her daughter on getting a good score in math. So Brittany would have done a better job. Brittany would have kept that thing rolling for a long time. So the producers like, did you talk about Angela or Charles at the pool? And Portia's like, I didn't say anything.

Okay. But like we saw that she did say something. And, you know, because Kelly's like, I thought we're just having a fun time out there or whatever. And Brits, we hear Brits like, she's like, well, I heard that Charles had a baby and Shamiah said that he always is out with these different women allegedly. Yeah. And Kelly says, yeah, Porsche said she better stop before I fuck her husband. Don't don, don. So now Kelly and no, wait,

who's she with? Angela and Kelly. Well, Kelly comes down, she's like, hello, how are you? Does that in that fakey voice. She's like, I'm not in the mood for fake today. She's like, I'm always like this in the morning. Oh God. She's in like stiletto heels and she's, Kelly tries very hard. I'll give her that. There's like definitely effort being made at least. So I love that going to the airport and like stiletto heels after a long weekend. So she's trying to start and Ansel's not having it. Yeah. How, how, how, how much louder can I tap on my phone to show I don't want to talk to you?

And so Angela's like, I've been attacked and attacked and attacked. So in this moment, I'm like, I don't give a fuck. I walked in this door grown and I will leave out of your grown and you're not going to disrespect me. The buck stops here with the bullshit. Shamia is a puppet. Brit is a puppet. All of them are puppets for Portia. Puppets for Portia. Dun, dun, dun. That's where it ends with Angela.

You know, Angela, I mean, look, the audience already, Angela's the fan favorite this season and now she's gonna be cemented as fan favorite because now she's the victim of the cast. So congratulations, Angela, you did it perfectly. Yeah, I saw an interview where she explained the Charles Oakley had a baby rumor. Do you want to see it or do you want to tell you or do you want to just let it

play out? She said that she was at a party and she saw Wendy Williams and she's like, Wendy, you know, forgive your man. It's just a baby. Something like that. And Wendy's like, shut the fuck up. Has that ever happened to you that a man just has a baby on you? And she said, yes, it has happened to me. And then she pointed at Charles and was like, oh my God, no way. So then Wendy goes on her show and she's like, oh yeah, Charles Oakley had a baby on Angela. So then she's like, no, no, I didn't mean Charles, my previous husband had a baby on me. And that's like my favorite child. He's 25 now or she's 25 now and so it wasn't Charles she was talking about someone else but she learned about opening your mouth to Wendy Williams. Wow that's interesting. Well I wonder if that baby is that that that that

that baby now has a house, her aunt and her mother or something like that. There's all sorts of weird stuff going on in Angela's family, which I love personally. I love Angela and I liked her emerging from this place being like, fuck all these women. Yeah, I think she's great. All right, everybody, thanks so much for being here. We will be back later with some top chef and tonight with crappy hour live at 530 Pacific time every other Monday

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