Watch What Crappens - #2822 Crappy Hour 4/28/2025: RHOSLC Dramz, Dorit Files For Divorce w/ Special Guest Adam Roberts

Episode Date: April 30, 2025

This week on Crappy Hour, we’re joined by special culinary author Adam Roberts @amateurgourmet to chat about his new book Food Person and then we talk about Bravo demotion rumors on RHOBH, Dorit’s filing for divorce, Meredith Marks getting in trouble over at RHOSLC, and anything else we can fit in the hour. We're live every other Monday at 530 PT!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hi everybody, welcome to Watra Crappins Crappy Hour. I'm Ronnie, that's Ben over there. Hello, Ben. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Good, what's going on with you tonight? You know, just having a nice casual Monday, ready to embrace the week. What's going on with you? Embrace that week, Ben.

Nothing, you know, I've just been, we recorded a lot today and then I just lie in bed and looked at Housewives links. And a lot of interesting stuff going on in the Housewives world. And you know, like normal, like a lot of interesting stuff but at the same time, absolutely nothing. Yes, which is kind of the best stuff

when it's absolutely nothing. Yeah, there's been a lot of like fun things, you know. Of course there's like P.K. and Dorit News, there's news a lot of like fun things, you know, of course, there's like P.K. and Dorit News, there's news about Mia Thornton, there's just, there's like a lot and nothing all at once. And I see right here in the comments, people are already talking about Love Hotel, which we are going to recap tomorrow. Yes, we will be recapping Love Hotel tomorrow.

I'm so excited to recap that we watched it today. And wow, that's a lot of I mean, Shannon will just fall in love with a thumb, like a thumb could walk out and be breathing and Shannon will be like, Oh, you're better than David. I hope it works out. It's like Shannon has been five minutes. Jesus. This woman meets a man and within five minutes it's like, well, I just went through the roughest year of my life. I normally am just such a good mother, but I had too much to drink. I was just drinking all

the time every day, every five minutes. About five minutes had passed, I had a drink and I ran into a flower pot and into another house. Normally I wouldn't drive drunk, but I did. A poor flower pot suffer. A flower pot, you knocked into the house. We saw the video. So I'm trying to minimize this crash into a planter. You crash into the side of someone's house. It's on video. Wouldn't expect anything less from a real housewife, though.

But yeah, like the moment that that one guy, Earl the Pearl, as they call him, where's least Luanda's here comes Earl the Pearl. As soon as he said he lost his wife's leukemia, I was like, okay, Shannon's in love. Oh, wow. It's a thumb, but a thumb with a paper cut. I'm in love. So in love. So we have that coming up. And of course, Giselle is coming in and immediately being messy. We see previews for the next week and Giselle's already trying to take Shannon's man just to make Shannon cry, which works immediately. So it looks like it's gonna be fun.

I think we're gonna have a good time with that recap. So that should be out sometime tomorrow. Way better than I thought it would be. I'm really excited to recap that tomorrow. It is not better than I thought it would be, which is why I love it. It is exactly what I thought it would be. It's everything I pictured.

Yeah, okay, that's fair. Either way, be. It's everything I pictured. Yeah, okay, that's fair. Either way, enthusiasm. And I mean, that is not a compliment. And I absolutely loved it. You know who I love? That one guy who said like two words and like no one talked to him the entire time. He sort of was like,

he sort of walked around like a blazer in a t-shirt. He's like, hey ladies. And then he was just like ignored the rest of the time. Yeah, the guys are gonna be fun to talk. I mean, there's one clear gay. I mean, I know we're not supposed to specify on gayness or whatever, but we're gay and that's just what happened, sorry.

But there is like one clearly gay shell necklace wearing man there, which is hilarious. And he's just so excited to be around the house. So obviously he's like, hey girl, hey, take me on a date. Yeah, it was really good. Really, really good. Very happy with it. We're gonna have a lot of fun with that one.

Yeah, and then we have some old, some stuff that we didn't get to in actually the past two crappy hours, but people keep asking me, and at first I didn't bring this up because I thought, eh, is this slander? And is this even true? Because it's stuff that I read on Reddit, and so I'm like, should we even bring this up? Is this slander and is this even true? Because it's stuff that I read on Reddit, you know,

and so I'm like, should we even bring this up? Is this true? But you guys are asking about it every week. I still have no idea if it's true, but it has caught traction with major legitimate news sources such as OK Magazine. This is an extremely legitimate, trustworthy news source. Oklahoma News. I'm so intrigued what it says. I'm so intrigued, what is it? an extremely legitimate, trustworthy news source.

Oklahoma news. I'm so intrigued. What is it? You don't know what it is. You don't know what I'm gonna bring up. Is it about Sheena Shay being on The Masked Singer? Cause we never discussed that. No, we did discuss it actually. She was on there.

We did? Yeah, so was Erica. That shows a wasteland. That shows a wasteland. But yeah, we discussed Sheinochet, I think. Well, I don't seem to remember discussing it on Crappy Hour, but that's okay. I still think it's very funny that they made Chinochet a singing, dancing bat, and then they had Larissa Pippen on there, guessing who her identity, who it was.

Like, is it like... Oh, actually, was it... uh who her identity who it was like is it like um well actually wasn't actually i'm sorry is it like hillary clinton no i'm sorry larsapipin wasn't on there sorry jenny mccarthy thought it was larsapipin singing which is also funny that someone would have confused sheena sheena marie for larsapipin that is that's sadder, you know what's sadder than being on The Masked Singer, someone that thinks you sound like Larsa Pippen. It's like, how, can we just kick the woman while she's down? She's already on The Masked Singer, for Christ's sake.

Well, apparently Robin think, think guessed Bethany Frankel for Sheena, which is really blank. I mean, I think if Bethany Frankel is singing a song, I think you're going to know. Is it my category? Is it just like things that give me a headache just by opening their mouths? It's not the pyramid, sir.

Or family feud. Okay, what's your news? So it's not really my news. And this is really old. I'm sure all the listeners have already heard this, but I kept reading about this and thinking, is this shit true or is this just Reddit craziness? Bronwyn from SLC, RHO, Salt Lake City star Bronwyn Newport arrives late to cast trip amid identity fraud allegations.

Have you heard of this? So apparently she's being accused of all this stuff and there's someone on Twitter who found all these documents and stuff saying that she's been accused of like grand theft auto three times and well and fraud so I don't really know that much about it except I can't wait for the season because you know they're going to be bringing this up all over the season and you know I would love a Bronwyn fraud allegation because the Ronnie Caram allegation is lies you are full of lies you disease, ma'am, and it's called liabilities. So I'm interested to see it on the show, but have you heard anything about any of this?

Yeah, sort of like glimpses of it. You know, I follow Bronwyn on my Instagram, and every now and then, she'll, most of her stories are like her being like, I'm a red carpet, like here I am wearing something. And then all of a sudden there'll be like a story that has all this text on it. And she's like, if you want to see what the lies are about me, read all this and know that if you really knew me, you knew this was all a lie and it's all bullshit. And I'm always like, Whoa, because it's always like a big wall of like texts and quotes and everything.

And then all of a sudden it's back to like red carpets. I'm like, what happened? It's almost like two months in the process. So I just kind of... Someone Antelaine is saying, I think it was Grand Theft, not Grand Theft Auto. You know what? I just downloaded the Lego version of Grand Theft Auto. By the way, I would love for the next Grand... Please let's have the next... Please have Bronwyn Star as the next like protagonist of Grand Theft Auto. Grand Theft Auto 6 is Bronwyn just going through Salt Lake City, being like, well, maybe if you thought about that, you wouldn't have said that so much. Okay, so just, and this is why I didn't bring it up because I don't have enough evidence.

It's just stuff I'm reading on Twitter and stuff. Someone said it's Grand Theft, not Grand Theft Auto. Someone said, it's a guy on Twitter who apparently has it out for her. And someone says, wait, she stole vehicles. No, I'm sorry. I corrected that already. This is how it happens. This is how the rumors start. I'm so confused. Hey, Ronnie, I got a solo wave. Okay, so congratulations, those are great machines. So I don't know, but that's just a little amuse-bouche for the next few weeks while stuff comes out about this. So let's just see what happens.

I hope it's true, just because what a fun story. Listen, I love some housewives engaging in criminal activity. Well, you know, and as long as you're talking about Salt Lake City, like one thing I noticed on our little document here that I really enjoyed this little thing, this headline that Meredith Marx was rumored to be suspended because of a fight with Brittany Bateman. In what world does Meredith Marx get suspended? Does she do something that would cause her to be suspended?

She's a lawyer. She would never do anything that would get her on the wrong side of the rules, I would think. But this is a rumor that's been going around. It may or may not be legit, though. Yeah. Meredith and Brittany get into some pretty nasty altercations and have some blowout fights, but nothing that warrants a suspension. She just hit below the belt. The rumor started on Wednesday when a Bravo fan account posted on X. Allegedly, Meredith got suspended

for flipping out on Britney after a huge fight. Don, don, don. I mean, I don't know. What was it? What'd they call each other's children? Well, you know, there was, I'm not sure what it was. I was reading another article about this and let me see if I can pull this up. But the

that article was surmising that maybe like the basis of it was actually vaguely political. But then it was like a source closer production says the rumors and the nastiness, pun included, are incorrect. So apparently this is really just a rumor according to, I think it was like a reality blurb. Let me see if I can find that. Oh God, it's all just rumors today. Do we have proof on crap today? No.

We never do. That's why we're podcasters, not news people. Listen, OK Magazine, I need more from you. If you're gonna be doing this. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, a source told the US Sun, Meredith has not been suspended from the show. She is not pleased about the rumors and nastiness,

pun intended. So I guess the rumor was that Meredith supposedly stopped filming mid-season because of comments that she reportedly made about our star that they, like, hit below the belt. Thereolo developed there was according to source the discord stemmed from both personal issues and political disagreements so I mean whoever decided to get involved in a political discussion with Brittany Bateman I mean I know you're already well especially Salt Lake City did you see that clip

that was of melee Mellie whatever name her name was, who got left, she got left from the show. You guys, I'm getting dumber day by day. She got fired from the show or cut out of the show after she was making, people found all these, you know, like super Trumpy conservative comments on her Instagram about like gay marriage and you know, blah, blah. She's pretty much, don't say gay, one of those. And so she went on some podcasts and was like, the meanest people to me ever on my social media

have been the gays. Sorry to say it. I'm so sorry to say it, but the gays are attacking me. So Salt Lake City, you just never want to get into a political discussion with those people. It's never going to end in a way you think. I love that like she's a don't say gay person and then a shock that gay people are hostile to her on social media.

I know it's crazy right? She's like, you know what, gay people shouldn't have equal rights. Why are you so mad? F it. So let's you know what, we have a guest here. Let's let's have some talking. Yeah, we guys we actually have a guest. Okay, so coming to the grand stage is an old friend of mine who actually has a new book out and he is a author and also a cookbook author. And he is going to answer some questions

or we're just gonna talk to him really about like Bravo cookbooks and the whole world of that. Please welcome ladies and gentlemen, Adam Roberts. Hey, Adam, what's good with you? Hey, thank you for having me. Hello, how are you doing? I'm good. I'm eating up all your gossip and enjoying it.

It's delicious. You love all our facts that we're serving up. Yes, totally. So Adam has a brand new book out. It's called Food Person, which you should look at that. Oh, my God. How convenient. You have a copy right there. Food person and you all should buy it and read it and then tell your friends. But Adam also is a published cookbook author. How many cookbooks have you written at this point, Adam? is a published cookbook author. How many cookbooks have you written at this point, Adam? Adam Svazic I've written two cookbooks and one book of essays about cooking. So I've been doing this. I've been a food blogger for 20 years. So I'm like an old man in the food blogosphere. But yeah, that's me.

Adam Tate Yeah. So we want to ask you about Bravo cookbooks because this is an important subculture in our Bravo world. Which Bravo cookbooks do you think have the most merit? It seemed like they have the most legs. This is the one that you probably want to cook from the most. I think this is an easy question because one Bravo star wrote a great cookbook that came out recently and that was Caroline Manzo. Her book Food and Other Things I Love is like in its own tier because it looks like the kind of cookbook that you would want to buy anyway and it just happens

to be by the housewives. It's not quite as campy or as fun to, um, you know, poke fun at as some of the other ones, um, cause I think she didn't usually, yeah, she's kind of in on the joke, um, but her recipes look really good and she looks really good. Like she has like a shock of like white gray hair and she has these big, thick glasses. I don't know. I'm, I'm, I kind of liked the whole aesthetic of it. So I'm very pro Caroline Menzo cookbook. I kind of like the whole aesthetic of it. So I'm very pro Caroline Manzo cookbook. What kind of stuff is in there? I mean, is it just like your typical Italian, is it like

rigatoni? You know, is it like your typical Italian fare? I mean, look, I'll be honest, without trying to sound snobby, I don't think any Housewives cookbook is particularly groundbreaking in terms of the food that's in there. Caroline's book is the most legit. She has like things in there that like I was surprised by. She has like a sandwich with blue cheese and prosciutto, which I was like, Whoa, that's like super intense and not the kind of sandwich I would think a housewife would eat. But, you know, it may give you really bad breath and make you very gassy, but it would. She doesn't care. She's married to Albert. She doesn't care.

She's never home anyway. He's at the brownstone causing trouble. Yeah. Yeah. I did leave through that one. And I actually was a little surprised too, because it's like the food photography is very current. Um, and it's not like, like, it's not so much like the celebrity cookbook. Normally celebrity cookbook, there's a lot of glam photos where there's sometimes not even food. It's just someone kind of like sitting there smiling. And this one looked like it kind of was in like the realm of like current, you know, current like cookbook styling, you know, which was shocking.

Well, yes, she looked less like a Bravo star and more like a, you know, which was shocking. Well, yeah, she looked less like a Bravo star and more like a Brooklyn hipster, which is like not what you'd expect, but it kind of works. Yeah, she kind of, she's somebody who looks like better with age with her like gray hair and stuff like that. She looks better not in a ball gown at a reunion for some reason.

So, you know, her sons helped bring BLK water, BLK water to the market, their claim to fame. Right. I watched all the New Jersey Housewives, so I know all of that. What became of that? That's still out there. Like it's successful. I think they sold it. I don't think they have a part to anything to do with it. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. Some people get a wild haircut or book a spontaneous trip when life throws them a curveball. But Molly? Well, she dove headfirst into a world of no strings attached sex, secret rendezvous, forbidden affairs, and unforgettable adventures.

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Who else have you read? Let's have a Jersey Housewives cookbook fight. Yeah. Okay. So there are two others that I encountered. Correct me. Maybe in the comments, people can tell me if I missed one, but there's Teresa, of course, who somebody just left a comment. I saw the ingredients is and the common.

And Teresa has fabulicious and skinny Italian. And then there's Kathy Wachile. Is that how you say her name? That is correct. Yes. Wachile. And she has a book called Indulge, which is a dessert cookbook. And she has a chapter called Nowulge, which is a dessert cookbook. And she has a chapter called, Now That's Using Your Gagoot.

Which I have to say in my history of collecting cookbooks, I've never seen the word gagoot in a cookbook before. So that was very exciting. Don't leave your cannolis unattended, Teresa. Teresa's book is hilarious because it's all about how she really eats this food and she doesn't diet and people don't believe her and she had all these children and she really uses olive oil, she really uses it

and it's like, yeah, it raises some eyebrows, but you know, if it works for her, that's great. What are Teresa's recipes like? Are there a lot of ingredients? Are they really like super simple? Do you believe that she wrote them? Let me ask you the truth because- You know, I gotta say, like, she seems like she really cooks, like on the show. Like, I mean, there's so many scenes of her really cooking that I do think she has family recipes whether or not she eats them is a completely different question. But I do think she has her real recipe.

They're all like marinara sauce and things with garlic bread and pasta. There's nothing again like nothing that would shock you. The most shocking thing was that blue cheese sandwich from Caroline Manzo. garlic bread and pasta. There's nothing again like nothing that would shock you. I mean the most shocking thing was that blue cheese sandwich from Caroline Manzo. Yeah I love that that's like the I love that that's the thing that has kind of like halted you here. Yeah I know. I mean that's so intense. I mean can you imagine eating a giant sandwich of blue cheese and prosciutto? Yeah that is very intense for them. So like, I want to know about also like cookbook ghost writing because I can't imagine that Teresa,

Teresa is not writing this book. I'm sorry. She is not. And I wonder like, what is the role of like a ghost writer when it comes to these books? Like are they are they actually like coming up with some of these recipes? Like is there sometimes a thing where like, okay, we have someone like Teresa who's got family recipes. She's got like 25 family recipes, but the book needs to have 80. So ghost writer come in and fill in the recipes or does she provide all the recipes

and then ghost writer just does the fluff? Well, Ben, you really are a friend because you just teed up my novel beautifully. Oh, I didn't even realize. Because the premise of my novel is an aspiring food writer takes a job ghostwriting a celebrity's cookbook and the celebrity is sort of like a fallen star who the last vestige of staying famous is to try to write a cookbook so she can stay relevant and go on talk shows. And I came up with the idea to write this book because I ghostwrote a celebrity's cookbook and unfortunately I signed an NDA, so I can't tell you who it was.

I was not a housewife. But a lot of the job is just like sussing out material, you know, like trying to get any stories, any family recipes, anything you can out of the person that you're ghostwriting for so you can fill up a book. And it's harder than it seems because sometimes, you know, whereas like a typical cookbook author might have a lot to say about how to cook corn or how to, you know, peel a carrot or whatever. A lot of celebrities who write these books don't really

necessarily have a lot to say on the subject. So that's where the ghostwriter has to get to work. Well, especially if someone who's a food blogger, right? Because you guys know how to really make those stretch. I looked up a recipe just for cookies. Cause I was like, I haven't made these cookies in so long and I didn't have my recipe on me. So I was just like checking the amount of brown sugar

compared to regular sugar. So I looked it up online and I scrolled for five pages while this lady talked about her marriage. I was like, lady, it's fucking chocolate chip cookies. Can you get on with it? And the only reason that is the case, and I don't think most people realize it, it's because people who do that are trying to have a higher SEO on Google. So if like you're doing like chocolate chip cookie recipe, and then you write like a little essay beforehand, where you're like, my grandmother's chocolate chip cookies were the best chocolate chip cookies

I've ever had. And I love chocolate chip cookies. And you keep saying it over and over and over again, and it makes your search result higher. So when people's Google chocolate chip cookies, that's why that's like that. But I never did that. That's also the way Teresa, you guys talks Teresa Teresa, you guys literally talks in SPL. One of the reasons why I make it, my grandmother make it. And I saw I really like it. So my grandmother made it. So that's why I make cookies. because my grandmother make it. And I saw I really like it, because I saw my grandmother made it. So that's why I make the cookies, because I really like it, because my grandmother made it. So yeah, she'd be a great blogger. Yeah. All right. Well, everyone, you all

have to go check out Adam's new book, get it on wherever. Is it on Amazon, all that stuff? Oh, yeah. It's on Amazon. It's on, yeah, on bookshop.org and at your local bookstore. So, yeah, thank you guys so much. Yes, it's called Food Person by Adam Roberts. You can follow Adam at amateur gourmet on Instagram. Do it. We both follow you. I've made a few of your recipes. Thank you so much. Well, I'm such a fan of you guys and it's so fun being on here. So thank you so much. Thanks, Adam. Kickass with the book, baby. Good luck on the tour. Bye. See ya. What a sweet guy. That was just lovely. Just lovely. I just kicked him out of

the studio. I'm like, that was lovely. Get out. Get out. You have to like remove when you have to remove people from backstage here at the command without the interfaces kick from Get out. Get out. You got me. When you have to remove people from backstage, the command without the interface is kick from studio. It's like, thanks so much for being here. Kick from studio. Banish for life. Oh, so we got some updates on the Meredith stuff

in the comments. And obviously this is more unfounded rumors, but apparently according to rumors, Meredith called Brittany an anti-Ssemite and a pedophile. And then I guess that was going too far. That's according to rumors that Meredith is now denying, but I hope she spelled pedophile correctly, which is P-E-D-A-F-I-L-E in Housewives.

You know, what happened to the good old days of Rony when you could just choose Carol Radzol as being a pedophile. I know. Now all of a sudden it's an investigation. There is history here. You're allowed to call each other a pedophile on Real Housewives. Come on, guys. Well that's some very lovely texture to that. I've been saying texture all day today. I'm like, well, they've added some texture to this. Oh, this is an interesting texture.

Why? Texture is on my mind. Do you think because been like, well, they've added some texture to this. Oh, this is an interesting texture. Why? I don't know if texture is on my mind. Do you think because we watched Top Chef, they say texture a lot on Top Chef. I think that's what it was. Wow. Wow. Speaking of texture, it's all girl wares. So we're in, I'm at the Dorit Kemsley thing. I think it's time. Kemsley thing. So, Dureet has filed for divorce from Pekee. Now, she did this right after the 10-year mark, which as we all know, from watching the show at the very least, is when you need to get divorced to get half of everything right. Because remember, Erica was like, oh, she's doing

it at the 10-year mark. So she can get, or he's trying to do it before the 10-year mark. So he doesn't have to give you shit, honey. And apparently she waited to file until after the 10-year mark so she can get, or he's trying to do it before the 10-year mark so he doesn't have to give you shit, honey. And apparently she waited to file until after the 10-year mark, but it's up for debate whether that even means anything because they separated a year ago, but apparently Dorit put on her separation filing date separated TBA or TBD. So who knows? Who knows? But apparently she was filing because P.K. was doing, you know, P.K.'s been super classy.

He posts kind of nasty stuff about her, like snide little comments about her on Instagram. Um, and now he's been seeing Kissing a New Woman. Shanna Wall, or maybe it's Shanna Wall. I don't know. I didn't see her season of the Amazing Race but she she's being cited in all these headlines as a as amazing race star like that's her claim to fame and everything is like PK found making out with an amazing race star. Maybe I did

see her season many years ago, but I don't know you did but I mean is that I don't know when you're on one season of Amazing Grace like you're't know. You did? But I mean, is that a thing when you're on one season of Amazing Grace? Like, you're just on one season, right? I mean, is that a thing where you're considered a star? Sometimes you're brought back. I do feel like Amazing Grace does not produce too many stars, so it's just kind of funny

that like so-and-so is an Amazing Grace star. You are so good at telling direction. Oh my god. The way you milked that cow in rural Yemen, I was so impressed. That U-turn you made was amazing. I will say this, I just looked up this Shanna Wall, ma'am, you're in danger. Another young blonde chick that looks like Dorit, it looks like a younger model basically, which I don't know if anybody is surprised by that because that's kind of PK's MO.

When he found a younger model of Dorit and he's an older model of PK, I mean, I guess we see that sort of thing happen all the time, but there's an article that says, who is Shana Wall? Five things to know about PK Kemsley's new flame. One, four of her hold up a roof. Two, Bethany puts her up when she doesn't want to talk about stuff. Three, Mexico will build one for Trump on their own dime. Four, when she eats a burger, she becomes a franchise.

Five, her cousin, Wally, is a lovable robot from a film. I guess I saw her season because I think that she was on around 2007 or so. So I probably saw it. She was one half of like a generic blonde duo and like the amazing race. I don't know if this is still the fact I've kind of fallen off the amazing race over the past like eight or nine years. But for a while there every year there were like two or three blonde duos that you whose names you never remembered and they would just support

each other. They would like chirp at each other and then get eliminated. Those like, I'm coming. I'm running as fast as I can. I'll be there soon. And then they're eliminated and you never see them again for the rest of your life. Oh, at the bottom of this Us Weekly page is Anna Faris saying, my son pushes me out of my comfort zone. Please. Okay, so here's the real five things. She competed on the Amazing Race, as Ben has told us. She placed seventh, okay? She was eliminated in week five, which means she was only one week from getting a full divorce settlement. Just kidding. Okay, she is a certified sommelier. Wow. Oh. She dated Ryan Seacrest. Oh, okay, interesting.

She worked as a model as an actress. Shocked. Shocked. She's been on Entourage, Las Vegas, Shark, Nip Tuck, and Married with Children. Wow, that resume goes back. I wonder if she knows Heather Dubrow. I don't know why.

So I'm looking, she probably does. I'm looking and she was eliminated. So she was on Amazing Race 12 and she was eliminated in Lithuania, which I don't know, it seems perfect to me. She, the episode, they traveled from Burkina Faso to Lithuania and then, and then she was left in Lithuania toania to perish until she resurfaced here in the arms of PK. Well, and guess what? I mean, she looks great, but guess what? She's not like a young model.

She's 50 years old. So, yeah, wow. Respect to PK. Respect to that piece of shit who's possibly been acting like a total asshole. But I don't mean respect in general, but respect for dating around your age. I mean, how old is PK? I don't know, about 75?

Also respect to whatever this Shanna Wall chick is doing. Is she taking a lot of fish oil? I mean, she looks great. Damn, girls. We're really on a journey with her right now. We are really on a journey with her right now. Like we are really. Like. We're going in a little too deep with Santa Wall,

but hey, why not? Yeah, no, PK is 56. Mauricio is 56 and so is Whitney. Whitney Suddler Smith, which is, you know. Yikes. It's fun. Fun to think. But yeah, yeah, this is crazy though.

But he's, PK is so passive aggressive. You mentioned before the comments on Instagram, the little, the little comments, like, do you have to really, do you have to really litigate your entire fight on social media? It's one thing when Doreep brings it up. Oh, because that's her job. But like you, sir, just do, just do better. You know, like I just, I just think it's shitty to do it on social media, on little Instagram stories, being elusive.

And why are you even bothering being elusive? We all know what you're talking about. If you're gonna do it on social media, just outright do it and be obnoxious. Yeah, last week or last crappy hour, we read one of his Instagram posts where he said something like, better to enter the wrong room then. What'd he like, better to enter the wrong room then.

What'd he say? Better to open the wrong door than spend time in the wrong room or something stupid. And then this week when she announced her divorce on Instagram or wherever she announced it, he posted with the song, Victims by Culture Club. And he posted, no one plays the victim better than the one who caused the damage, babe he posted, no one plays the victim better than the one

who caused the damage, babe. Oh, okay, PK. Listen, you're making out with an amazing race lady. I think she has a right to play the victim and to file for divorce, PK. Yeah, yeah, she's like the second wife and children that you've abandoned, sir. So, yeah, and honestly, him making out with this girl, like he's making out in front of

Chipriani's in LA at the at the valet stand. He knows what he's doing, given that he's in this this crumbling state with Duree. And that's where the paparazzi are. He you know, there was some debate, oh, does Mauricio know what he was doing? Did the girl know at that airport in Greece? But there's no debate here. The PK absolutely does know what he's doing. He's getting in with the paps with, with Ms. Wall. Yeah. So, on other Dick news, Jax was caught by a photographer

pulling out his wiener to scratch it. Did you see that? What was that? Yeah, I saw like the censored version. I don't know if there was an uncensored, but I saw it was like reaching in. He doesn't pull out his whole thing. He just pulls down his pants

and you kind of see the first half of it. Well, I'm assuming it's the first half. I don't know what the whole one looks like. But of course I had to look to see if you see the whole wiener. I mean, I'm assuming it's the first half. I don't know what the whole one looks like. But of course I had to look to see if you see the whole wiener. I mean, I'm a, you know, this is called doing your research. It doesn't matter who it is.

If there's a chance to see someone's wiener, we're going to take a look. It's our journalistic duty. You know, right now there's an assault on journalism and we are going to stand up for the right things, which includes looking at parts of Jack's shaft to verify that it's there. Yeah, you gotta look.

You gotta look, even though they call it volcano dick. Maybe that's why I looked, because remember someone called it volcano dick, and I was like, what is that? So I just kept, you know, I was like, I'm gonna see. So they didn't show it, it was fuzzed. Whatever the volcano part is, is fuzzed out. So let's see here.

Oh, by the way, my dryer was finished 10 minutes ago and it has nonstop been playing a song. I fucking get it. It plays a song? Yeah. Oh, it's just like, Like that. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na and then it'll stop for a minute and then play the whole fucking symphony again. I get it. You dried some clothes. Congratulations, Shannon Wall. Okay. I know. There are some devices that just really need to get out of control. Like they needed to like get a grip. Like there's definitely

something that I have. I forget what it is, but when I turn it on, it's like, I'm like, you can just give me a simple like, blum. I don't need to do like, I don't need to do Erica Jane at singing class. Someone said, okay, subtle flex. Yeah, blum. I don't need to do like, I don't need to do Erica Jane at singing class. Someone said, okay, subtle flex. Yeah, my dryer. I was driving my dryer over my fancy dryer. Someone says Ronnie has American money. Pre tariff dryer. Pre tariff. Yeah, that is a pre tariff dryer. That is a dryer that came with the papers. Mike Bowman says,

I thought Ben already got a view of little Jax in the gym way back. That is true, I did see it, but it was like, it was just a dick. It was unremarkable. Oh, Mike Bowman, good memory. You'd seen Jax's wiener? Why is it called volcano dick?

Yeah, I've seen it. I don't remember if it was volcano dick or not. And it was also the locker room, so you can't just like sit there and stare. And thank God, because it was Jax before he was Jax. And now knowing Jax, if I had stared, he probably would have beaten me up. But it was-

He would not have. How do you think he got his start? We've seen it on Vanderpump rules. That was a gay for pay. That's true. It was soft. It was soft. So, you know, you can only get so much of a sense,

but it wasn't anything. Well, come on, Ben. You should have done something. You should have done some squats or dropped the soap or something. Make it not soft. Come on, Ben. Your magic. Work your magic.

Work that Ben magic. Someone's saying I can turn the song alarm off on the dryer. How the F do I do that? Oh my God, I love doing this show. I just remember that jingle that I hear, that electronic jingle, it's my pressure cooker. It's the Instant Pot. When you put the lid on the Instant Pot, it's like becomes suddenly like the Pied Piper of a kitchen

and it's like nonstop. Woo! Okay, did you hear that Bravo is allegedly planning on doing a show, not a spin-off. I don't know, obviously it's not gonna be called this, but they're gonna do their own version of Wife Swap with real housewives. Tom, tom, tom.

I don't know if I like that. I don't know if I like that, to be honest. I don't like the people they're talking about putting on there, because I saw, I'm not seeing it here in this art. Oh yeah, they're showing Emily from OC. Emily, I don't like the people they're talking about putting on there. Cause I saw, I'm not seeing it here in this art. Oh yeah. They're showing Emily from OC Emily. I don't want to see your marriage in its current state. I certainly don't want to see it in a, in another state.

Like I don't need you or your husband talking about your marriage. And then there is, um, Wendy same, even though like I like Wendy's marriage and stuff and I like Wendy. Okay. But if that sounds boring. And Melissa Gorga. Do I dislike anyone enough on Bravo that I want them to swap in and do, like... wife cosplay with Shane Simpson? I don't know. That's a cruel, cruel fate.

Like, someone with these housewives is getting... is getting a raw deal from this show. Well, I think this is kind of about the husbands, right? Because you want to see what Shane's going to be like in another family and you want to see what Joe Gorgas is going to be like in another family. And the other one they're saying is Angie Katsanavis, which would that would be interesting to see what her husband is really like in another family because it's hard to really get a truly it's hard to get an angle on that one.

Yeah, I don't like this idea. I don't see, the real reason why I don't like this idea is because I can't see it as anything other than being highly, highly, highly scripted. And I'm just, I'm not, I'm just not sure if I'm interested. I'm also just not sure that I'm interested in seeing the home lives of any of these people for an entire episode.

You know, it's sort of kind of getting back to what you were saying, which is like, oh, I don't know if I want to watch Emily's home life, but I also don't know if I want to watch any of their home lives more than just like the five minutes that we get. Like a lot of times I think that's five minutes too much. I don't like watching the kids be sassy. It's like amusing, but like, it's not like that entertaining.

It's not that amusing to me when the wife is saying something stupid and the husband is like, honey, you know, I just, it's not like that entertaining. It's not that amusing to me when the wife is saying something stupid and the husband is like, honey, you know, I just, it's not, that's always, without a doubt, the weakest part of any Real Housewives episode. So to build a whole show around those elements and on top of that, knowing it will be super scripted, I'm just kind of like, I don't know.

Wasn't Jill Zerrin on Wiveswap a long time ago? I'm sorry, I'm just laughing at Brianna. Dr. Wendy would check the fuck out of Shane. Truly. The thing is that when I read that, I read that as Dr. Wendy would fuck the shit out of Shane. And I was like, whoa, I don't think so. But yeah, and Jill Zarin was on Celebrity Wiveswap. Yeah, I thought so, but. Yeah, and Jill Zarin was on Celebrity Wife Swap.

Yeah, I thought so. 2014, yeah. So Jill did it first, and you know at this announcement, she was like, ah, Andy, I did it first, Andy. You gonna call me? You gonna call me? You forgave me, right? Bobby would want you to call me, Andy.

Just saying, I did it first. Do you want my daughter, Allie Shapiro, to be on Celebrity Wife Swap? She's a celebrity, she's related to me and I'm a celebrity, so she's a celebrity, hi. Hi Allie. Commercials, here comes one right now. At 24, I lost my narrative, or rather it was stolen from me.

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by joining Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple podcasts. What else? Yeah, I don't know. Well, we, uh, we can talk about Mia. There's some other news, which is that Mia Thornton is officially moving to Atlanta, uh, which means that basically it means in my mind that she was fired. She can say she quit, but we all know she was fired.

We all know she was fired. And she's been making comments like, Hey, ladies of Atlanta, it would be so fun to be part of your grail. Maybe I'll see you soon. I'm like, no, you're not. No, no. Sorry, ma'am. You're a pathological liar. Yeah, that's a very long goodbye that I couldn't read. And that's the other thing about Bronwyn Newport. Whether it's true or not, I will never know because I can't read Bronwyn's Instagram. She writes these, she'll put up a picture of herself in a dress and then write really long text, like a wall of text that's this big. I'm like, girl, I don't want to have this much time.

This is an Instagram story. I'm not going to sit here with my thumb in the middle of the thing to keep it still to read your damn stuff and screenshot it and make it bigger. Make it shorter. TLDR. And that's kind of me as goodbye. It's like, well, I've spent all this time and I'd like to thank God. I like this thing. God like this thing. Shut up. Honestly, the moment that the post came up, it was a picture of her posing. And then there was like the block of text in the middle.

I was like, oh, she's she's fired. I didn't have to read it. There's like a certain pose. There's a certain format of the I've been fired post, which is that you pose in the middle and then you put a block of text on top of yourself. I was like, that means you've been fired. I was like, I don't I don't even have to read this. I know where it's going.

And sure enough, she's made a decision to move to Atlanta. I'm like, good luck. See you as you have like dwindling returns on progressively smaller TV shows. Yeah. Oh, speaking of Potomac, Giselle was on Watch What Happens Live. And she claims that she does not speak with TJ, but she is friends with TJ's friends.

And she knows that there are receipts on What's Her Buns on Real Housewives of Potomac. Dun, dun, dun. I don't believe you. Show the receipts then. I'll show them. Where are the receipts? Where are the receipts? I do not believe, TJ. Stop taking the side of terrible men, okay? Just because you're on Bravo doesn't mean you have to be Bravo. So do we think, you know, we talked about this a few weeks ago, there's rumors that Candace is coming back. She just took a picture signing at Comcast, something. So is this moving the needle more towards Candace is coming back to Potomac or do we still think this is a Traders move by Candace? Traders, I don't think she'll come back to Potomac. But who knows?

I don't think she'll come back to me, but who knows? So with the Sutton and Garcell stuff, so Garcell unfollowed everybody from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I'm like, oh my God. And so people were like, well, she didn't unfollow like Kathy Hilton and Jennifer Tilly, right? But she unfollowed everybody else. And then people were like, well, she still must love Sutton because she's following Sutton's story still.

So right after that happened, she unfollowed Sutton's story. Wow. That's good. That's petty right there. Oh yeah. So I'm looking at this Bravo article where Sutton says two things that are misconceptions about her and Garcelle.

So Sutton Strach reacts to Garcelle Bove unfollowing her. Sutton released a statement that said, I can only imagine that she needs a clean break right now. So I just love her and I've given her the space that she needs and I know that she needs a clean break right now. So I'm just love her and I've given her the space that she needs and I know that she's gonna move through this next chapter with grace and success. So that's not really much. But she wrote Friends Forever on a caption of a post

referencing I love Lucy, Lucy and Ethel. Interesting, I think if there had been like a fight fight, Sutton would have been pettier. I do think there may be some truth about that, about that she just like, you know what? I'm just gonna purge the whole show. But then she's still following Cathy. Cathy's a pretty big link.

So I think, I honestly think that Garcelle was through with them all and she did not get the support from Sutton that she really wanted. She sat there supporting Sutton all these years. And when push came to shove, Garcelle left, went out to backstage and Sutton stayed on stage to do the final photo instead of checking in on her friend. Unlike the way Garcelle went to the hospital with Sutton. And I feel like Sutton, Garcelle was like, what am I doing chasing around approval from these people?

I mean, Sutton's nice, but no, I gotta be away from all these bitches. Sutton screwed her over in that end. So bye, lost her, sucker. People in the comments are saying that there's rumors that Avi left. Yes, Avi left. How do you know that? That's true.

Yeah, well, he, I don't know. Yeah, it was on... Well, he... I don't know if he announced it or he just took it off of his Instagram. Wow. But yeah, I heard that too, that they parted ways. It was official Bravo News. I read it in the official Bravo News. So it's huge. Wow, to lose Sutton and...

I mean, to lose Garcelle and Avi, that's pretty bad for Sutton. She's gonna be totally unhinged next season. She will actually be a total disaster, which should be pretty fun for us to watch. Yes, that should be good times. Something that's not fun to watch, Karen in jail. So Giselle also said that Karen is like running the prison and she's doing great in prison,

which is kind of what I thought. I thought Karen would go in there and just like be great at it. I haven't really been too worried about Karen. I think she's gonna do great in prison. She loves a captive audience and this is literally a captive audience. Like they're literally being held captive. So she'll be telling stories.

Yeah, I think she'll be great. But she did try to get out. It doesn't mean that she doesn't wanna get out of there. So she did try to get out on It doesn't mean that she doesn't want to get out of there, right? So she did try to get out on work release and they said no. Her application for work release was approved by the corrections officials. All that remained was the generally routine approval from where the case started, but she drew the wrong judge, somebody said. It was just horrible, horrible luck. Kind of like the tree hat on that fateful night. Well, sorry Surrey County,

you were this close to getting your wifi. Well, I've got to go out and put up some towers. The people of Surrey County need me. Tourism is about to boom. So what do you get on work release? Let me see, what do you like specifically in a work at a place or is that just like where you just say you'll work if you're released?

I think maybe that's what it is. I don't know how work release works. Cause it would be fun if you just like went to a home goods and Karen was being forced to work there. Well, I have a situation pending a job, but who's so, I think I have to get out of this jail. Ray, we need to get down a rug, Ray.

I love it home goods when you need them to get down a rug and it becomes like this big drama on the microphones like we need somebody to get a rug. Did you ring the bell for the rug? Because if you ring the bell, there's a rug person that comes out. I'm like, I rang the bell. No rug person came out. We need the rug, no. And then he comes out. He's like, hold on. Do not touch the rug. This is a very difficult rug to move. All right? I have a very specific way. And then it's like, boom. Yeah. One of the most chaotic things I think I ever did was ask a Home Depot person to

help with something that the equivalent of the rug, which is, can you help me get this box out from under the shelf? And it took like seven people and they had to dismantle the shelf and it took 15 minutes at that point, everyone was committed. So I was like, Oh, I guess I have to really see this one through as that sat there as they had a whole team of people and they were pulling out everything that was hanging. And they literally had to tear apart the shelf just to get a box out and it was covered with dust.

And they're like, here's what it is. I was like, I have to buy this. At this point, I don't even want this, but I have to buy it because this was too much. Okay, so Sweet D is saying, you put your job down, saying you're hired at a certain place. And if they approve the place, they let you go to work and then go back to jail for the weekend.

So maybe this was for like real housewife shooting, I don't know, or candle wick, wicken, I don't know. But people are trying to come up with places that would be torture for her to work. Like Home Depot is one. I think like a bar, you know? Like put her, that would be torture if you have to go work in a bar

with like a monitoring thing. What if, what if, what if she's like in charge of marketing for GNA? Well, I have a thankless job, but someone has to do it. I'm going to try to sell this concept, whatever it is, GNA. Well, if this is the case, then that's a shitty judge. And we should all be upset at the justice system in this country. That's someone who doesn't watch Housewives. To watch Karen get driven by the prison to work every day and then get driven back. It's like, I fought with these bitches and they're like, okay, give us back the wig, ma'am. It's like, you have to take

off the wig, get back in the house, get back in the car. Oh, that would be good. Yeah. She'll want, like that would be know, she's not going to have a glam squad in jail So she'll be looking like season one Karen Huger, which will be That'll be perfect. Just here in that wig. Well, you have like gel glam like a sharpie eyebrows and stuff like that gel glam can we talk about um Julia and Adriana because Miami is coming back soon. It's on the horizon.

We feel like a trailer is coming around the corner. And there was one of the headlines that came out since our last Crappy Hour is that Julia talked about the sad and disturbing friendship breakup between her and Adriana. What's done is done. And she says, for years, people have been telling me not to trust certain people.

Instead, I should always trust God, but I didn't. And I think I want to fight that, to fight what they were telling me. But now I finally am opening my eyes and seeing maybe they were right all along. So this- So who are you gonna trust instead? Murray Soul and Alexia?

Good move, Julia, you dumbass. Listen, you need to keep the craziest one on your side. She got you on the show. You need to be sticking with Adriana. I don't care what she did. She's the kind of crazy you need on your side. Yeah, they're having a falling out. Julia was talking about this

while discussing her current role in Florida Grand Opera's Carmen. So note to anyone down there in Miami, if you're interested in seeing some opera, maybe avoid that one. Run! Run! Run like hell! Love her.

Not a great opera singer. So she, yeah. Oh, that's funny, because another competing headline, currently rolling in their grave, Carmen. Interesting. Carmen. Carmen's like, thank you for killing me. Thank you for killing me at the end of that musical,

because that opera. Carmen's like, the first time my death hasn't been a tragedy. Is that Les Mis? No, it's Carmen. It's Carmen singing about herself. I thought that was a real lyric. It's not an actual tune then, all right? It's just...

Wow, but it was so... That sounded so lyrical. I was like, for sure that's from a real musical. I was like, oh. It is from a real musical. I was like, oh. It is from a real musical queen. Okay. Carrie says, Julia married a transphobe, so you can't trust her taste in judgment. Just saying.

Not a terrible point. Snappy, snappy, snappy. And then apparently there was, I mean, we talked about this, that there was video footage of Julia and Adriana fighting. And in one of the clips, we see Adriana is like, I see you for who you are. And now I'm going to treat you how you treat me, which is such an Adriana. That is such an Adriana diss. Yeah, all you want. Now you will find out.

I will treat you like you treat me. Good luck, bitch. Yeah, so good luck. That's not going to end well. Amanda says about the singing. She says she's down there recording the new ending sound for the dishwasher. The dryer's done. Here she is, hot, hot, hot, hot. Hello, this is is Adrian Demora. What cycle would you like to put on for your dryer? Hot, perfect. Laundry is hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. Hot, hot. Okay, so let's see.

In other news, speaking of Garcelle, Erica is complaining because she's gotten in too much trouble for just being bold at the reunion against Garcelle. This is from Reality Blurb. Erica Jane is throwing shade after Garcelle Bouvier and follows her. And she said, oh God, it made itself big on me. Because the rumor, by the way, is that Erica has been demoted.

Do you think that this is true? No, no, they're going to keep Erica. Because the rumor by the way is that Erica has been demoted. Do you think that this is true? No No, they're gonna keep Erica because if they were gonna demote Erica, they would have demoted her years ago. Let's be honest you think Well, she's Teddy asked Erica on her podcast Teddy, by the way is doing a lot better. So that's actually some good news Yeah, did I did I read that her tumors have have shrunken dramatically? Yeah. That's what she said this week. So, Teddy asked Erika, Hi, I'm Teddy. I have one other thing I need to ask you. Were you heartbroken when Garcella unfollowed you? And Erika responded, devastated. I'm about as heartbroken as she was when I'm Yeah. So Erica. So Erica.

Well, in the comments here, someone says it's because Erica was being a real B on Watcher Happens Live. So maybe is that it? That she's being like a not a good partner when she's being called upon to provide content like on that show, et cetera? What? For why she might be demoted.

Oh God, probably because she doesn't have anything going on but wallpaper. I mean, that was kind of the running thing this year. It's like, oh really, Eric? All you talked about was wallpaper. So maybe that's why I don't know. They do need to freshen up that show a bit. So earlier this week, an anonymous source claimed

that Bravo demoted Erica who recently expressed her wish that Garcel was more interesting. According to the report, Erica was offered a friend over all. Let's talk about toxic femininity, said Erica on the same episode of her podcast. Then Teddy asked, do we know any of those? And she said, where do I begin? And then Teddy asked Erica if she thinks that women or men get punished for being too bold. Oh God, Erica, it's not being bold. It's being an asshole. Okay. Toxic. Like being an asshole and not interesting all at the same time. It's a bad combo. Very, very bad combo. We still don't know who your friends are.

We still don't know who your friends are. We still don't know who's in your life. Yeah. What else do we have? Oh gosh, we need to get over to talking to people. Oh, go ahead. Talk to what you want to do. We can't tease a Katie article and then deliver. This is Katie Maloney. We need to hear it. Katie went on Schwartz's brand new podcast, Detox, Retox, Little Boy. I'm a little boy. And she, she had disparaging words to say about the new, the new Vanderpump Rules cast. She was like, I don't know them, but it just feels cheap to me. It feels cheap. And I don't know them, but it just feels cheap to me. It feels cheap and I don't like cheap. Oh, so like the original Vanderpump Rules cast.

You married Tom on Wednesday. Swarovski Crystal, Swarovski, Sparovski. You were paid $5 for like three years. We all know it when Tom wasn't paying his manager or whatever that was. Remember we found out they got like 10,000 for a season for like two or three years. Like of course it's cheap. That's why they hired child workers. Yeah. You know when the show started to take a tank was when you guys actually started to have

money. We need the Vanderpump Rules cast to be cheap and we need them to be craven. And that's what we need. And if Katie doesn't think that they're cool enough for her, well, then maybe she should go over to Michael's and find some twigs and put them in a vase and stare at them because that's apparently what she wants to watch instead. Yeah. Katie, Vanderpump rules was always cheap. I'm sorry. And you married Tom on a Wednesday.

So sorry. That's just how it is. It is. Well, actually, by the way, I just want to say real quickly that Hillary in the comments had Tom Sandoval said that the new cast is like, Hey, dude, does anyone remember say by the bell the news, the new class? I think the degree of like bitterness that these people have about the newbies makes me be actively on the new kid side even more. So I'm going to be fully in support of the new kid side even more. So I'm gonna be fully in support

of the new Vantapurpe Rules cast. Yeah, of course. Of course we are. All right, everybody. Thanks so much for being here. We're going to move to the audience participation section. So if you want to join us on screen and talk to us, stay here over on YouTube and anybody else,

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