Watch What Crappens - #2842 Crappy Hour 5/12/2025: Bravo Show Announcements and RHONY Cancellation Rumors

Episode Date: May 14, 2025

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What's going on, baby? Hi, Ronnie. I'm good. How are you doing over there in Tejas? Good. What a fun weekend I had with you. Really one of my favorite weekends of our tour. I just had so much fun on my little Texas adventure

over with you. We just had the best time. Yeah, we really did have a good time. It was really fun. I'm good. I just got back to Mother's Day, did episodes today, just rolling right along. What can I tell you?

It just never stops. Never stops. The fun time never stops. We, you know, I just want to mention for people who are here, first of all, hi everyone who's here on YouTube and on Instagram. When we were in Texas, we did a road trip from Austin to Dallas and we put our phones on mounts and we recorded it and it's really fun. And that was like 90 minutes. So we're splitting that into three videos or three bonus episodes on Patreon, but that'll be up. That'll be up soon, very soon. And so I hope you guys all listen to it because it's just funny listening to us just ramble on on the highway, like the way our brains work and how we jump from subject to subject

is so hilarious. Sometimes we need to show. Yeah, we just do these episodes. We turn them out, we put them out and then we go on to the next one. So to sit there and actually like, you know, I like to, I watched the whole thing and I was like, we are ridiculous. We are two ridiculous people. Well, I'll tell you what's ridiculous. Bravo television.

Truly. You've been keeping up with the Bravo news? I've been trying to. I thought I was doing a really good job keeping up. And then I looked at our document and there's even more news I couldn't even imagine that was out there. Like I was like, I'm up on all the gossip this time around, but no, no, there's always more. There's more. There's, wait, Bravo clarifies stay. Okay. Yeah. Well, the biggest news was Okay. Yeah. Well, the biggest news was confusing because it wasn't official news, but it came out that Real Housewives of New York has been canceled, cancel-ed. And then they were like, no, no, that was just some source. No, Bravo didn't say that. It was some source saying

they're going to retool it or reboot it or do something with it. Did you mourn? What was your, what was your thoughts? What were your thoughts on the original post of cancellation? What'd you think? Well, the original thing was that Rony and New Jersey were both not listed on Bravo's press release or update about what was being officially renewed. And, and New Jersey has actually gotten kind of forgotten in this mess, but both those shows were listed as not being renewed. And so everyone was like, Oh my God, that, that, that, that, that. And then, um, the next day there was sort of like a more authoritative article that came out in page six that said there, uh,

Bravo has no plans to film Roni. Like basically like Roni is dead for now. Like Roni is going the way of Miami, Dallas, Dubai. Like it's not canceled, but it's basically done. And then of course everyone is up in arms. I was- It's like a gay breakup. We don't never fully cancel either. We're like, you know what, let's break up. Maybe I'll fuck you in a year or so, but I reserve my right.

I reserve my right to penis, to do penis sword fighting, but otherwise get out of my house. Then this was all on the heels of something that we announced last week on the air. So we don't have to go that far into it, but like Bravo had just announced like ladies in London and real housewives of Rhode Island and basically Shaw's a sunset reboot as the Valley

and like those housewives, I've swapped, wife swap thing. So it's like- Oh my God, could you imagine? I would love a head swap reality show for housewives. Head swap. I would love that. Frank and wives, oh my God, Alexia's body I would love that. Frank and wives.

Oh my God. Alexia's body on Kyle Richards head or the other, I guess the head would be on the body. Yes. Do it all. Um, so anyway, this I'm being, I'm really not getting to the point here. My, what I was actually, when I heard the news, I was okay with it because I just think that like Roni, the reboot, they got it all wrong. Despite there's some high points, there's some good stuff that came out of it. It's not a total wash,

but I think they got it all wrong and they actually do need to hit a reset. Let's let it just have some time to marinate. Let's find the best elements of the new version. Maybe we can bring some elements of the old version and just cast the right people for it. We need people who are diluted, people who are from the upper east side, we don't need movers and shakers and influencers and fashionistas.

We don't need to see glam New York City. We need to see rich, sheltered New York City. And so I was like, actually okay with it. What about you? Sorry, I'm talking a long time. No, it's okay. It's your show. Talk as much as you want to. I don't need to monologue. Well, I thought I would feel happier because I feel like it's something, you know, where I'm like, just can't, you know, I get so frustrated sometimes by the end of a season when the season isn't

working, but I'm just like, get rid of it. And then they did. And then I felt bad. I was like, did I do this? Did my wishes? You know, because sometimes I wish for stuff so hard that's not important and then it happens. And then I'm like, wow, I should have wished for important things, you know, like the downfall of the IRS or something like that. But I was like, did I do this?

And I felt kind of bad. But then, you know, I saw a clip of Aaron somewhere and I was like, oh God, nevermind. Keep my negative wishes in heaven, you know? They're still there. They're still alive. But I thought it was weird because just the night before, like two nights before, I think Psy made a post, which I just write about somewhere else because, you know, I ain't

following Psy. No offense, but my head hurts. So I saw a post somewhere else and it's like, look at all the ladies, we're hanging out. Because we're not just friends on TV, we're women who love each other day in and day out. And we see each other at each other's events and stuff like that.

And the only one not invited to this thing that they were at was Brynn. So I thought for sure knowing that up-fronts were coming up, they were today. And so knowing the up-fronts were coming up, I just thought that they were like, hi, here we are, we're shooting again. But then that cancellation thing came out.

So anyway, a spokesperson, this is according to People Magazine, and you know this is real, because Dave Quinn writes such real shit that he hasn't even been seen for like a year. He just disappeared. No one even knows if there was like a Dave Quinn AI bot or what, he's like the AI overlord or something now,

but he disappeared and he's still writing stuff. So you know you can trust him because he was behind a Bush when Lindsay was getting engaged. People are there for everything. It was awkward. I said Jenna Bush, it was awkward. Yeah, you don't find that Jenna Bush.

So a spokesperson for Bravo has denied the cancellation. The second longest running franchise had a major cash shakeup, but they just wrapped their 15 seats. So I guess they're saying nothing is official. The show hasn't been canceled. They're just rethinking it. I'm hoping that they're not going to try

to salvage anything. I say just to give it a full retry. Stop going for young people and just go for, you know. The reason why I said some salvaging is because I actually think that Miami has been remarkably successful. And I think they did a really good job of bringing on brand new people,

but they kept some people from the original cast and moved some to friends of, so there was that nostalgic element that got us excited, but we created something new. And so I think they have to follow the Miami model. They just did such a good job with rebooting that show. Right, but that, they kept the original cast. They hadn't already had a reboot. So I'm saying if they're gonna salvage, But that they kept the original cast. They hadn't already had

a reboot. So I'm saying if they're going to salvage, don't salvage the new stuff. Oh, I was just saying Jessel. It's really just Jessel. Honestly, it's just Jessel. I just salvage Jessel save pull Jessel out of the wreck. Jessel was like not as good this season, but that's also because the season wasn't really she was pushed to the sidelines a lot. I mean, by the way, how thankful are we that we don't have to sit and watch Aaron's pregnancy? Aaron, who I would actually blame for the true downfall of this show, because I think that prank with Rebecca Mankoff, I think that was a jump the shark moment for the real housewives as an entire franchise. And I think that when that happened, I think Bravo realized we do have to purge this,

because that was a that broke a pact with the audience that they built an entire trailer and something like that. They dangled a carrot in front of us and it turned out, it was a joke. It's the equivalent of watching a whole movie and seeing someone wake up and say it was all a dream. It was not right. And so I would argue that on top of Aaron not being terribly interesting, I know she tried to start fights and now she tried to mix it up and I appreciate that effort, but I think that joke was not good. I think she was an unreliable narrator to the audience

as was Brynn. And there's a difference between that and being a liar because we can watch liars and they can be good real housewives. But if you're unreliable to the audience, that's a no go. So that is spoiled milk, but save Jussell. Someone in comments is pointing out that that reboot chemistry also worked for the new Atlanta, which is like kind of half and half, which is great noted. So yeah, it's funny that you blame Aaron. I mean, I guess I obviously I'm not a huge Aaron Stan either, but I still blame Liam McSweeney.

Well, if you really want to. I blame Liam McSweeney for the reboot fail. Yeah, that's... I mean, you could draw a line. She was so annoying. She was so annoying and still permeates the air. I was listening to the Bravo docket that outlines her complaint and I'm just like, oh, I don't know that I've yelled in the car that much in a long time since someone said the joke was your pal Becky's Well, here's why here's why I don't fully blame back. It was Becky's joke our pal Becky

Here's why I don't blame her because she's not a full-time cast member. Okay, so yes, it was her joke, but like I Don't know. I just feel like Erin as like the as the cast member. I don't know I I just feel like Erin, as like the, as the cast member, I don't know, I give more, I believe her more. I think if Becky- The problem with that season was not the joke. I mean, I'm sorry, that was a problem. There's a truth. But that wasn't the problem.

The problem was all of it. It was just all of it. I think that the joke, all of it, 100%. It's like going to the doctor and you're just riddled with disease and the doctor's like Well, you have a zit on your nose. Let's pop that like no, I'm riddled with disease put me through something other than this The joke was the moment when people officially lost their hope. I think I think there was like a feeling like okay It's really slow. But like, you know, I've sat through a lot of discussion about a pavlova

But we know there's something coming. And then when that happened, it was like, oh, this is hot garbage. And even when things did get spicier later in the season, it was like, we didn't care. And then it also, let's not forget, it went in such a dark place by the end of the season. It was just terrible.

So yeah, and I think the joke also, it was a promise, right? Because it was in the previews for the season. It was in the. So yeah, and I think the joke also, it was a promise, right? Because it was in the previews for the season. It was in the coming this season, you see this huge fight of somebody who's been cheating on their husband and gotten pregnant and it was like, okay, well this dumpster fire is about to turn into something,

but then it all turned into a joke, like you said, when somebody wakes up and it's all a dream. So, yeah, I guess you're right. Okay, so let's go, I have to say that really fast. It's all of the above. All of the above. I want to say it's both of us. We're both right in this. It's everything. So as we, as we mentioned earlier in the week, Bravo did announce the show's wife swap. Um, real housewives of Rhode Island. Um, what were the other ones? Oh, ladies of London. Ladies of London. Shaws of the valley. Yeah. It's, it's like, I think it's officially called what? Like the valley Persian style or something like that.

They should just call it the shaws of Ventura. Just move the, move the Boulevard over. You know, I don't know that we need to spin it off into the valley. I don't know that the valley needs a spin off. Just calls it, just call it the shaws of, just call it the shaws. Yeah. I feel like, yeah, I, yeah, yeah that's actually a great idea it's like the way that keeping up with the Kardashians being the Kardashians because the Valley is minus one abusive first you know like the Shahs minus one abusive

Shah or something I don't know I guess I'm surprised that Mike Shuhat and Jack Taylor haven't started a podcast together inside the man of them inside the mind of a merry man. Paulina, spoof podcasts. Paulina, well speaking of Jax, Jax, we'll come back to these new shows in a minute, but just cause you said Jax Taylor, my blood started boiling a little bit.

So Jax has had so many podcasts canceled. Apparently he has his podcast that was going on tour. I heard him lying his ass off to Dr. Drew on a clip. Well, he had Dr. Drew, I guess, on his show. And Dr. Drew was like, yeah, your problem is lying. And if you're ever gonna be truly sober, you have to learn how not to lie. And I imagine that's gonna be a problem for you.

And Jack's like, no, no, no. You know, like you're totally right. And like, I'm like totally getting better about that. And I'm like, I totally agree with you. And Jack's like, no, no, no. You know, like you totally right. And like, I'm like, totally getting better about that. And I totally agree with you. Yeah. Cause like I said, you know, Brady's a bitch. So, uh, so I don't know what's going on with him, but people have gotten their phone lines hot. Okay. The phone lives have been burning up y'all. And, um, they're getting his live show canceled all over the place. I think you started with 12, 12 dates and according to reality, like six of them have been canceled.

So, you know, this is great. It's so nice to see what Americans can do when we're really paying attention. You know, just remember that next time there's an election. Yeah, that's a great reminder, Ronnie. Pay attention before the election, not after. What's shocking is, I mean, he has done some shows, I believe, and I haven't seen any leaks,

I haven't seen any videos, I haven't seen, like no one, are people going to this? Do people even care? Yeah, no one did that thing. We were looking for it before a show this weekend of a recap of his show. Like no one, are people going to this? Do people even care? I thought for sure. I thought for sure. Here's something. We were looking for a before show this weekend of a recap of his show.

You know how they do like Vanderpod recaps. We'll do a recap of a recap or whatever, which I love that shit on their Instagram. Love you Vanderpod. But no one did one for Jack. So I don't know if anybody went. Someone had posted the seating chart for his Boston show. And I think like 10 seats had been sold. So I don't know if anybody went. Someone had posted the seating chart for his Boston show and I think like 10 seats had been sold.

So I don't know. Wow. I mean, cause on top of that, like, obviously he is a horrific, terrible person. But on top of that, there are a lot of horrific, terrible people that still can pull in an audience. But he, he, he, he can't because you're waving.

Are you waving? You're saying I'm. He has, because. Terrible people with horrible karma can still pull some kind of an audience. I'm like, thank God. Thank God, but he also just doesn't have anything interesting to say, right?

Like, because there will be the people who like Jax, but like no one's gonna go to the show because no one wants to know what's, what's inside the mind of Jax Taylor. We know what there's nothing. Jax Taylor cocaine. It's nothing. It's hollowed out. See end of the world. So, um, yeah, so that was a thing. So you, you know what Bravo's really good at is learning their lesson. Um, so they really took a look at the public discord and the public discourse on Jax and decided, you know, what would be a really good idea?

Let's announce that Jax is going to appear at BravoCon. What the fuck is wrong with you, Bravo? Honestly, why would you do this? Why are you doing this to me? Yeah, that is that is shocking. I mean, I, I'm surprised, but you know what though, people will probably still, I don't know. Do you think people will, will go and sit and watch Jack so that whatever he does at BravoCon, I feel like he is, I mean, I'm sure it'll be part of the Valley, but yeah, people will go see the Valley panel, even if Jack's is there. I mean, the, the thing, yeah, yeah, I think people will want to hear what he has to say because in terms of like, hopefully we'll do the whole time. I mean, the thing, yeah, yeah, I think people will want to hear what he has to say because in terms of like, hopefully we'll do the whole time. I mean, that's what it is. I think we're at

BravoCon during that. I will do the whole time. Thank you. Got so much. What is it called? Like earned, earned awareness or what, what are marketing people say we basically with all the clips of like when, when audiences boot Lisa Rinna or like moments when that guy confronted to Kyle Richard, it's like these moments go viral when the audience is angry and goes after someone and Bravo knows this. So Bravo's going to put Jack's up there on a Valley Valley panel and they just are Bravo's baiting the audience to get up onto that microphone and just tell Jax off,

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Real Housewives of Rhode Island meet possible cast members. So in all of these new show announcements, we just kind of read the announcement. I don't know anything about Rhode Island. I know it's really tiny and somewhere. There's a lot of mobs there. Far from me. Providence. But yes, we read an article that says, this is like a very, very heavily Italian. What the fuck am I trying to say?

There's a lot of Italians there, a lot of Italian Americans. And Andy said on his podcast, I mean, they're like even more Italian than Jersey people, which really pissed off Italian Americans. Like, how dare you? How dare you say that they're more, they're more Italian than us? Fuck you, Andy. So he was getting a lot of fuck yous for that.

But I thought, wow, that's cool. And then apparently the husbands are really involved in this one as well. And there's a lot of husband fighting in the Rhode Island cast and apparently some maybe possible mob ties, which should be interesting. And you even mentioned it, that that show Game of Crowns took place in Rhode Island. And there was, remember there was like a husband to murder somebody. People need to need to stop sleeping on that show. I hope that like, you know, last year brought a peacock did a whole thing about like we're releasing shows to the vault. They like went to the vault and put shows on peacock.

And I hope that game of crowns gets its moment to hype up, um, the Rhode Island show when, when it comes out because people really need to watch game of crowns because we got a glimpse into Rhode Island craziness with that show. And it comes out because people really need to watch Game of Crowns because we got a glimpse into Rhode Island craziness with that show. And it was, it was so delicious. I feel like we've been robbed not having it since. And I'm really hoping this show picks up the real housewives of Rhode Island picks up where Game of Crowns left off because there were so, there were, there were like just

two crazies on that show. So this article that pro from the Providence journal has some, is talking about some Instagram accounts that has teased couples and seven houses for the shows. So there's the first name up is Rosie woods, DeMatte. And we see your house. It's like a ranch house. Luanne Delacepse would not approve. By the way, a ranch is a one story house. Oh, what do you call this kind again? Like a farmhouse? No, it's like, what's that suburban kind of house

where you walk in and it's usually split level. It's not a split level home, is that just what it is? You know, there's usually like a kitchen and then upstairs. You walk in and like you go, it's like a little staircase up to the kitchen, you can go a little staircase down to the bedrooms. What are those called again? A split level.

Someone in the comments can say something. I thought it's spell auto. I mean, I don't know. So this is in North King's town, this home. It's a seven minute drive from Mountview beach. And it has an adorable three car garage. I mean, these people love their cars. The whole first floor is garages.

And it says one bedroom, one bathroom, and one amazing walk-in closet, home to a fabulous housewife who is serenaded by her husband, a professional Frank Sinatra impersonator. Okay. I already love this show. Yeah. That's all I need.

A cheap house and a husband who's a Frank Sinatra impersonator. Yes. Score. People in the comments, by the way, are saying raised ranch. This has come up a few times, which is also- It's a raised ranch. That's Katie Maloney's tagline too.

Raised by ranch is hers. You know what I'd love? I'd love that this house, $689,000, that is very cheap for a Bravo star to be on The Real Housewives, unless you're like Monica Garcia. But like, this is, Bravo a Bravo star to be on The Real Housewives, unless you're like Monica Garcia. But like, this is, Bravo likes their stars to be in expensive houses.

I would not be surprised if these people have to like rent out a more expensive looking place. Well, they do it, you know, watch Salt Lake City. I think half that cast rents homes to film in. So then let's see this. Rosie is married to professional Frankie impersonator. She's a former television news reporter and anchor as well as a DJ and MC.

Oh, please let this be true. Is it too late to call Rosie Woods icon and mother and or mother? Well, just the fact that she's a former television anchor, you know she's gonna be amazing. I'm getting like Nicole Kidman in to uh, to die for her. Like, that's what I want. I want someone who was like local Rhode Island news anchor with

news anchor hair, who thinks she's like one, you know, heartbeat away from being Diane Sawyer, but she's really just a local Rhode Island reporter walking around with her Frank Sinatra husband. It is actually beyond perfect. And I think like, please let this be true. Next up is Monique Pass. In one of the house teases, the Instagram site dropped the clues that this housewife is expected

to stand by her husband, a former professional athlete while he faces charges for allegedly assaulting an 82 year old man at Planet Fitness. Can we please start this show now? I don't even need this show to be edited. I say just get the cameras going and show right now what's happening 24 hours a day. I'm gonna put this stuff up on video so people can see. So this is the house.

This has got window units, air conditioners, and a Home Depot door. I recognize that door. And look at that price tag. That is TLC level. That is not Bravo level. $264,000 on the Real Housewives. Well, I kind of like that. You know, I think that Real Housewives, we've seen Real Housewives struggling to maintain this rich image. And I'm okay with people who aren't rich. I think that it's okay. I mean, I don't need everybody to go into bankruptcy

to just try and be on this show. I don't think it makes the show any better. It's all fake anyway, so who cares? Look at Dorit, poor thing. I think I need the fakery, but I want them to be wealthy or fake wealthy, but I just can't see be wealthy or fake wealthy, but I can't, I just can't have, I can't see a six figure number for a house

on the Real Housewives, it has to be seven. Look at the next, look at Monique. Well this house is $264,000, wow. Okay, so next up, let's see, Monique and Patrick Pass. So this is them, right? Yeah, Monique is like, I think she's squinting at us. I don't think she likes us very much. She has not figured out how to find her light

when she's taking a selfie. I'll tell you that. No, she, yep, yep. Patrick Pass. And Patrick, we had an 86 year old. I'm in. Yeah, Patrick Pass used to play on the Patriots. I think having a name called Pass on the Patriots

is a little on the nose. It's like, his name might as well be like, Joseph, Joseph Football, Robert Touchdown, Patrick Pass. Okay, next person, Elizabeth McGraw. This is, again, another speculative cast member. The Instagram account teased a Cranston house with the clues this waterfront dream house

is what we call the golden tuna. I don't even understand why someone would ever say that. Married to a cannabis king and sports fisherman, this smoke show is one hell of a catch. So she's like from a big fishing family, I guess. And she's giving me Melissa Gorgel vibes. With some Carrie Doober maybe mixed in? Yeah.

I just mean, I think she's gonna have that kind of personality. I see it in her eyes. I see it in her crazy, thirsty, desperate eyes. Is that also because for some reason there's a video, the real house has a New Jersey tackle, just the greatest hits of New Jersey tackles happening in the corner of your screen.

Was that what was down there? It was like a montage of like every fight on New Jersey in the corner there. Oh, love it. Okay, so let's see about that. Elizabeth McGraw is married to Gerald McGraw, president of something Slater Compassion Center, a medical and recreation cannabis business in Rhode Island. Is it not legal to just sell cannabis

yet? Do you still have to go under the guise of needing it for medical reasons? That's the vibe I'm getting, where you go to the doctor that's got a green cross on the front, you know, and you're like, oh, my back. And he's like, all right, that'll be $50. You'll feel better any minute. I also love that his, his recreational cannabis company is called compassion center. The, the Thomas C Slater compassion center, I have to assume Thomas C Slater, it's probably a tribute to someone who died. And there's probably something like,

it was medical marijuana, someone who died from cancer. But you know, it's probably just like, I don't know, you know what? I'm not even gonna go on a limb and be like, it's probably some, just some pot shop. And then everyone's be like, no, someone died of cancer. But I just think calling it a compassion center is hilarious because you know that she's gonna be

the least compassionate person on the show. Yeah, and I hope that she says, when she fights with somebody, I hope she's like, you know what you need? You need to come to our compassion center, honey, because you're lacking. You're lacking in compassion. So then we go down to Rula Pontarelli. Next up, Rula Nima Pontarelli, a financial planner married to podiat, Brian F. Pontarelli. Oh, that's a fun one to say. Yeah. She looks like the lady who is obsessed with French fries

on Real Housewives of Dubai. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Her husband has nice tiny baby nipples and a waxed chest. Very waxed. He's very smooth. He's AI generated almost. He's almost like a Pixar. So in sharing

the Lincoln house, the Instagram account teased here lives the queen bee boss lady. Her husband is a P I mean, put it podiatric surgeon and weights on her hand and foot exclamation point. Oh God. I love the caps. We got it. We got it. So now this is- It's probably a McMansion. Yeah. This is a, now this is a house that feet built right here. Okay. Yeah. Take note, la la, whoever was selling their feet on Vanderpump Rules. This foot built some homes.

This is, this is a house built on planter warts right here. Okay, this podiatrist has been doing great work. The bricks are really planter warts, just to stop it. There's like little tacky statues on the front. Oh, this house is tacky as hell. It's 1.299 million. So they've doubled everyone else's house. Oh my God, I can't wait for the snotty foot lady. Maybe we're attacked by one of them.

I'll be like, these feet were made for trucking. I also just love these names. The next woman, Joellen Tabiri. Yeah, Joellen Tabiri. Everyone sounds like someone that your aunt has met at the supermarket. Joellen Tabiri. Yeah. So when posting about the Cranston house,

the Instagram account said, the potential housewife who lives here, there is a cool and sculpted beauty. Her husband is a high performing mortgage lender who is top four on his team. Okay, so that means he's probably like a predatory lender, scamming people. It's got kind of a predatory lender,

dead eyed vibe to him. And he's got very spiky hair that someone probably, I think he's trying to make it into a faux hawk, but then it gets unruly as the night goes on. So I don't get a lot from them. So let's see here. Next up, oh, here, we get some more. We get their wedding picture or a funeral picture.

I'm not really sure what that is. With every year comes a new adventure with you. Our family comes to grow and we continue to make lasting memories. Heart, heart hands, you always keep me on my toes, Mrs. Tabary, never a dull moment, just the way we like it, winky face. Blessed to have you by my side.

Happy birthday, Joellen Tabary, blue heart. Are they like the Danny and Nia of Rhode Island? I kind of feel like that that could be the case. Oh, it's, it's actually a slideshow. Let's see what the next. She's got Adriana face from real housewives of Miami. I'm just scrolling through. We should see if we can read his texts. Let's see. There's a picture, a screenshot of his texts. Let me make it bigger. Oh God, it's so tiny.

Let me see. Yeah, he's on a, on the, his phone is facedown on. Oh, I can't read it. I can't read that. Oh, I see. I see. I was going to try and catch him in some villainous activity, but I couldn't find that like a little meal. Mm hmm. Oh gosh. The next print this one, um, websites. What the hell? I know the ads are crazy. Alicia Carmodi, fiancee, Bill. By the way, these pictures from this,

the Instagram account that they keep on talking about, this real housewives of Rhode Island that allegedly has the inside track and all this stuff. And they are so excited. Every single person that they put up, they're like, meet Alicia, exclamation point, fiancee, Bill. Absolutely stunning.

Say hi to Alicia from the East side. So Alicia's from the East side, everyone. So the clue for her is this ranch built in 1960 is located on the East side of Providence, the city's most prestigious neighborhood. It's home of Rhode Island's first housewife. She is the fiance to a highly educated democratic small business owner. And so then they all know that, I guess is there like one Democrat from Rhode Island?

Yeah, I don't know. Oh, it's the Democrat. Yeah, I guess so. I guess they're like, this is the Democrat. She's engaged to Bill who owns Angela's Palace Pizza. Fuck yes, a pizza owner, a pizza place owner. I mean, she looks completely insane, by the way, and he looks like an undertaker.

He looks like an undertaker with a business place. Like he looks like he's waiting for you to die. He's just there with a nice little smile. He looks like a young Mitch McDonald. Yeah, she looks like she will fight to the death to defend her husband's pizza honor. She's like, you wanna make fun of our slices? You wanna make fun of Angelo's Palace pizza or Antonio's pizza by the slice or

pizza mama in Cranston. Cause you're going to have to go through me because I designed all those pizzas. I'm the one thing about my pizza. I'll stick your foot up your ass foot lady. Pizza burn. How about Alicia burn? Get out of here. Um, she is so desperate to get a lower angle

from the camera person that she has put an air vent and this horrible ceiling in her picture. I really like her. Also she can look good at angles. So that's what we see so far. What's the wall art? What is that? Is that a chalkboard?

It's a smudge. Is it the chalkboards? Guys, these were the original plans for the East side of Rhode Island. They would. She's from the East side, everyone. We painted a piece from Angelo's Palace pizza and put it on the wall. Only a highly educated Democrat would get this. Sorry for you dummies out there.

From the East side. An East side, highly educated, a Democrat who runs three pizza places. All right. So there's your first look at the Rhode Island cast. I am excited. Yeah. Oh, a hundred percent. This looks great.

There's actually even some more names, but there's like, there's, there's a whole bunch of rumors, but there's no bios on them. So it's less fun. But, uh, yeah, I just started, just start playing it now. Bravo. We're ready. Yeah, just give it to us. So there was a video this week of Carl Richards that was pretty funny and a cowboy hat and cowboy boots running around her house with that assistant who lost all feeling in her legs. Remember her? When she heard news this season. They're both running around the house in cowboy hats and cowboy boots.

And there's a little snake. It's like a little rat snake or something. It's not a scary snake. And it's at Kyle's door. And so she's running around the house screaming, terrified and calls Mauricio to come get the snake. And I just thought it was funny cause she's dressed like a cowgirl.

Like you can't be that afraid. Tell me you're a temporary cowgirl for the hoo-ha without telling me, ma'am. Go stomp on it. If you're so afraid of a cow, what kind of cowgirl are you? I know exactly. You get a broom or something like that.

Yeah, that's wild. Just as just like in the Vanderpump years, you know, whenever it comes to Kyle, I was rooting for the snake. I was like, get her, get her. That snake didn't come to the reunion and I was mad for like five years after. There's another video of Kyle that I saw last night where Kyle and Mauricio inexplicably, I'm assuming has to do with Bravo Upfronts, which ironically the Bravo Upfronts, not very upfront about what's going on with Roni, but Kyle and Mauricio and their grown daughters are all at like the club partying with the season five cast of Love Island. So it's like Janay, etc. Kendall, all all them. And I'm just like, they're like dancing. And Marissa was like, ah, raise the roof. And I'm just like, okay, I'm fine if like Sophia

and the other one and the other one, if they were hanging out with these kids. But Farrah, why are you there, Farrah? And Kyle and Marissa, why are you hanging out with the Love Island kids like this? It's just like, it was like, this was actually more cringey to me than all the stories about Lexi and her family.

I was like, you guys have aged out of hanging out with these Love Island kids in this capacity. Please stop doing this. It's just embarrassing now. I don't think you're allowed to say that because we're old and we would hang out with the Love Island cast. We're gay.

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Listen to the original Dying for Sex and brand new episodes on the Wondry app or wherever you get your podcasts. You can binge the original series before anyone else and completely ad free on Wondry Plus. So some news that I've thought was interesting, Katie Janela posted, and Katie Janela from OC, for those of you who don't understand the skipping forward, Katie posted something on her Instagram, a story that was something like, a compulsive liar. Well, that's how my, something like, I'm a boss lady, how my mom knows me. A great, you know, water, a great, you know, garden waterer, how my gardener knows me, compulsive liar, how my cast knows me, you know, is one of those things.

How the cast knows me, my name's, yeah. Yeah. And it turns out that the rumor has started spreading that she is now out of Real Housewives of Orange County after getting in a huge fight with Emily Simpson and Gretchen Rossi from TV Deets. Katie wanted to go on the recent cast trip to Amsterdam, but she was not allowed. Let's just say her future is not looking bright. Without saying too much, a major announcement

will be coming soon regarding her status on the show. However, a source close to Katie denies the rumors, maintaining that she has not quit or been fired. The reason for her not being on the cast trip will be revealed in due time. They absolutely tried to villainize Katie this season. It's been brutal. I already know I'm going to be on Katie's side for this. I just already know.

Because it's Emily and Gretchen. So like the odds are I'll be on Katie's side for this. I just already know, because it's Emily and Gretchen. So the odds are I'll be on her side. I'm open to being not on her side, but I do think it's really bad if she's not on the cast trip. That is a really, really bad sign for her and her tenure on The Housewives. Well, Katie and the other new blonde lady,

I forgot her name, even though I really liked her, what was her name? Jen. Jen Pedranti. So they were hanging out with Alexis Bellino a lot after the season and so I kind of lost respect for them even though I liked them on their season. But I was like gross. So I'm prepared for them to come back and be gross. But Gretchen being back on the show, this is not going to be, this is going to be fun because it's going to give us somebody to be hateful towards because

I don't think Gretchen's going to be somewhat likeable like she used to be. I mean, Gretchen was annoying, but she wasn't pure evil. I have a feeling she's coming back as pure unadulterated evil, but it's aimed at Tamra. So that should be fun because in other news, Tamra's news for the week is they just finished shooting Orange County and Tamra had it rough, so rough that she quit the season and then had to be begged to come back. And she said, it was the most difficult season

of my life, bitch. Yeah, meanwhile, Teddy is sitting here like fighting for her life. And Tamara's like, unlike God, having to go on a complimentary trip to New Orleans, so difficult, bitch. I mean, come on. I mean, one of the great things that Teddy did recently

was that she just basically told Tamara, get your ass back onto your TV show where you have been hired and stop complaining. I'm the one going through shit, not you. And I'm glad you did that. This Orange County season seems like a total shit show. But I mean, I think it's, I'm hoping it's gonna be a good shit show,

like shit show in the best possible way. Yeah. She said, she told Teddy, I'm not gonna tell you anything that happened, but I want you to be totally surprised. Roughest year ever for me. Roughest year ever. I don't know if I'll even get first season reunion.

You never know until you walk out on that stage. Well, you know, it's not a rough season. If you, if, if you didn't get first chair, then you know you didn't really have a rough season, right? It's only the people who got really destroyed who wind up in that first chair. Yeah. She's going to be depressed now though, she said,

so excited for that season as well. That means that people held her accountable. That's what that means. Oh yeah, they brought in Greger to read her for filth and Emily doesn't have to be nice to Tamara anymore because she's got a new friend on the show. So this should be interesting because Emily and Gina are always in that kind of power vacuum

where no one is really truly taking them under. And then when people like Shannon is really truly taking them under. And then when people like Shannon have tried to take her, take them under their wing, they just fuck them over immediately, just to try and get the more popular girls to like them. So this will all be very interesting to see how the power dynamic shifts. Emily's basically like a housewives mercenary, you know, she's, she's for hire. You want her to be on your side this season, you know,

give her some margaritas at, you know, she's, she's for hire. You want her to be on your side this season, you know, give her some margaritas at, you know, uh, at whatever that place is that they don't want to say Joffrey's Javier's, you know, and then she'll be on your side and she will fight for you. And that's what they do. That's how they stay in the season after season. They just are in the middle and they're swing votes in the big fights that happen. And then everyone has fallen, you know, falls out. And then these two are left standing and then they're ready to go for another season of, you know, driving us absolutely crazy. Well, Gina is the real one who makes me crazy.

Not so much. She had half a good season this year where she didn't make us crazy, but yeah, she had a really rough first half. Uh, so in keeping with the Bravo never Learns It's Less in news, people are freaking out because Madison LaCroix had a baby shower for the shoot of the new season of Southern Charm and guess who showed up?

Corey Kiefer. I saw him in a photo recently with like Craig. Okay, so Corey Kiefer is back in the mix. So people are worried that he's gonna be a cast member on Southern Charm. What say you? Oh God. He's so, he's just so uninteresting. He's deeply uninteresting, deeply uncharming. And I think he thinks he's way more interesting and way more charming than he

really is. Oh my God. I leave him on Winterhouse, please. Yeah. I don't want to have to see scenes shot in his gym where he did all the artwork of happy faces. Remember when he was like, yeah, I'm an artist. Yeah. Mostly a happy face artist, I painted by Jim. Yeah, he's like, he's really deep.

He really thinks about things, you know, on deep levels and in smiley face form. Yeah, I say no. No, I do not want Cory Keefer back at all. At all. No way. The other things that are happening here, let's see what Lisa Vanderpump has to say.

Well, Sheena's been coming for Lisa a lot lately. She wrote a book, which is supposedly like a tell-all where she comes for Lisa Vanderpump. And then she was in another interview saying that Lisa hasn't even called her to check on her. The only time Lisa ever calls is when she needs something. Why the fuck else would Lisa call you?

My ex bosses don't call me every day seeing how the fuck I am, what does she care? Have you called her? She's the older one. Have you called her to say, hey, is Ken's battery still going? Yeah, exactly. There's no reason for Lisa to call Sheena, it's done. And then Allie has been going on a press tour

because she has a new podcast. So Allie's like, Lisa Vanderpump told me to forgive James and I didn't even realize she was manipulating me until Sheena told me. I was like, oh really? Did you feel like you were being manipulated by Sheena at all in that alley? Snap to it, Allie, snap to it. Not that I doubt any of this, by the way, that Lisa Vanderpump is a manipulative person who's trying to stand up for a horrible man on Bravo because we know that that's true.

So Lisa's still all over the place. We talked to a Las Vegas press guy today for the show, the upcoming show in Vegas. And he was like, Yep, Vegas is turning into Vander Vegas. It's everywhere. She's getting her own hotel by Caesars. They're remodeling an entire hotel called the Vanderpump Hotel. She's got three restaurants there. So Vanderpump doesn't give a fuck, but they're trying it. Yeah, we were talking about how it's sort of interesting that, um, that there's not like a Lisa Vanderpump show that's taking place in Vegas,

considering that she has multiple properties, you know, or multiple businesses there. She's got pinkies and the Vanderpump garden and now a new hotel. My theory is that there's going to be some like Vanderpump Villa spinoff that's only going to launch as the hotel is near in completion. So that way it can sort of like ramp up and, and it can like, it can both promote the hotel, but also detail, like have this climactic opening, et cetera.

I just hope that if they do something like that, I hope it's more, I hope that it's taken care of by Bravo and not by Hulu because as we all know, Vanderpump Villa is like flaming hot garbage and it's just like the worst show. Well, people are liking that this year. Have you watched it this year, the Vanderpump Villa? I started to watch some of it because our friend Taylor is on it, Taylor and Taylor, our guests.

So I do want to watch that episode or their stretch that they're on. Taylor and Taylor? Who's the other Taylor? Taylor Strucker? Her wife, Taylor. So yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I, um, plus also I'm, I'm just like curious about that sous chef who I think I talked, I think I mentioned that on, on crappy hour a few weeks ago, how I met that sous chef at a restaurant and he's basically like, he's like, I have no training except of what I learned on YouTube. But then he's like, and I was hired to be the sea chef

to be on Vanderpump Villa. And I was like, oh God, oh God. We'll see how it turned out. Well, I hear that's pretty good. Maybe I'll check it out. Probably won't, but I was so traumatized by the first one that I don't know that I'll go back to that. Yeah.

So Lisa is asked about this and she's about the new show, Vanderpump Rules. And she says, it's moving along at a very fast pace, but it's totally different to the original show. Of course, it has to be different. That story had been told. Yeah. She's like, you could film that show 365 days a year. There are a few

problems that have worked there for years and obviously come with their own problems. I'm sorry. There are a few people that have worked there, but we are, we like to call our people problems and they have a lot of problems working in our restaurant and they come with their own people. And by people, I mean problems. And then there's new people joining us, and problems, et cetera. So Karen is saying, it's better, but still crap. I caught up on my shows.

I needed something. You don't have to explain yourself. You're allowed to watch it. I'm allowed to watch it too. Maybe one day I will give it another chance. I just, God, that really pissed me off last year. They were just that couple, that hideous couple. What were their names like?

It was so terrible. Maruzio. Not Giacomo. Yeah. And this stupid girlfriend. They were just so terrible and so fake. Disgusting people, disgusting files. I hate everything about it.

But I did see her post something like, dearest Vanderpump fans across the across the state, the city, the world, the universe and the galaxy. I'm speaking on behalf of the poor, poor reality television cast members that have to be bullied on television, please don't bully the animals, please. They're here for your entertainment. And then someone was like, who's she standing up for? And someone was like, probably some awful man on Bravo, you know. Some toxic man got in trouble on Vanderpump Villa, I guess. So she's out there protecting. No surprise.

But I don't know why people are so surprised she's standing up for terrible men. She needs them for her show. She's made a fortune off of terrible men. Marciano. Someone says Marciano is that douchebags name. Marciano. Yes. I, you know what I did sample on the airplane coming back from Texas. And we talked about it on our little road trip. I watched like the first 10 minutes of yes chef because that's the Martha Stewart show with Jose Andres. I was really excited. And I like almost as soon as it began, I was like, Oh, this is going to be hot garbage.

And I could be wrong because I honestly was like, I just don't know if I could do this because the whole gimmick, which I was not aware of is that these are all amazing accomplished chefs, but they all have personality problems. I had no idea that that was the gimmick. The gimmick is like they, they have like toxic workplaces, like they're, they're very bossy or they're perfectionists or they don't have confidence or da da da da da. And so this is about more than just cooking. It's about being like a better chef. And I was like, Oh hell no. I don't want to see. And then it was like the big, the person

that I recognize from that group was Katsuhi who was on a Top Chef and he was so annoying on Top Chef. I was like, what? This is what you bamboozled me into. Why? I've got it. It was like, it looked like it was something that was on Fox. It was not up to, it should not at the level of like Martha Stewart and Jose Andres. And I was like, Oh no. And then I started to watch like when we got into the first challenge, I was like, this is no, I don't think I can do this. So that's Yes Chef that you're talking about, the Martha Stewart show?

Yes Chef. No, I don't need you to fix chefs. Please stop trying to fix chefs. You know what happens when you fix a chef? They fail, okay? You have to be emotionally fucked up to be a chef. That's just how it goes. So something I just had up there

that I wanted to read you son of a gun. Oh, I'm sorry. I was keeping it had up there that I wanted to read, you son of a gun. Oh, I'm sorry. I was keeping it up there so I could remember to read it. Okay, I'm putting it back just so I remember to read it. This cracked me up because I read a story today, speaking of all these jokers, that Sheena, you know, Sheena's headlines are always so silly. It's like, Sheena Marie depressed and in bed for days. I'm like, why now? You know, what is it now? So she's depressed because she was, this is coming from Bonnie. Sheener cried because she got voted off masked singer first.

She said it was the first time ever with no auto tune. So that is sent, that is sent little Sheener into a tailspin. Oh, Sheener, poor Sheener. Well, that is embarrassing. Victoria on air says love hotel is just as good as crappy Lake. I have to say. No, how dare you? How dare you? Both were good. Victoria on air. Hold me back. I think no, I actually I am going to say I think love hotel is better. And that's no that's not a disc crappy Lake. I think love hotel is so good.

I can't believe how good this show is. I'm so excited to do our recap. I love it too. It's old people falling apart. Like the old men just like slowly crumbling in the sun. I think it's so good. And this week we got Shannon fucking freaking out finally, which is amazing.

What do you mean you don't eat vegetables? Yeah, and the vegetable fight was way better than I thought it would be. Cause like at the end of our last recap, you were saying like, I can't wait for next week cause Shannon's gonna lose her mind over vegetables. And I thought it was gonna be just like a quick whatever. And then it was like, not gonna be impactful. But it was like, it shattered.

It shattered her relationship with Earl the Pearl. I mean, Earl the Pearl, Earl the Pearl. Well, I think they might get married because you know what Shannon loves? A man who will argue. Shannon loves a toxic fight. She's had it with every person she's ever been with. I'm not saying it's healthy. I'm not saying she asks for fighting, but you know, some of us have that kind of personality. We need a little conflict. And I think that Shannon is that person because Earl stood up to her and was like, why are you always criticizing me? And she's like, you know, I have been told that I'm mean to my partners and so that triggered me Earl.

And he's like, well, but you were criticizing me. So I was asking you why. And she goes, well, you know, someone told me that I was toxic and they just left me and they never even told me why. And so that's what triggered me. I'm like, but he is telling you why. He's telling you flat out why, Shannon. And she's like, why are you that's what triggered me. I'm like, but he is telling you why. He's telling you flat out why, Chabin.

And she's like, why are you telling me what's wrong? I'm like, he's literally telling you. Errol, I just want you to know that one year ago today, I got a DUI and tonight I'm having another DUI. I am dining under the influence of vegetables. And if you can't join me on this, then I'm afraid we're not gonna work out. All right, well, I love that. So we'll be recapping that tomorrow. And don't forget,

we'll be in Vegas this Thursday night for everybody out there. But now it is time to turn this over to the audience for, you know, little hangout time. So if you want to come chat with us on video, stay tuned. We're posting the link in the comments right now on YouTube and Patreon. So just click that and come on camera and talk to us. To everybody who's listening to this on audio, thank you so much for being here and we will talk to you next time. Bye. Watch what crap ins would like to thank its premium sponsors.

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