Watch What Crappens - #2846 Summer House 0914 Part Two: Manicurveball!

Episode Date: May 16, 2025

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Amanda's like, how many douchebags have you told off in this house? But I wanted everyone to hear those conversations. Where do you do it? And so she's, so they're finding where Lexi can hide to have this conversation with Jesse. Dun, dun, dun. So, Amanda's like, yeah. I'm not feeling very good, so I just, I just want to have like,

a conversation you guys. Like, oh my god, we're gonna have a conversate, conversation. So, So, Lindsay only knows how to do it when she's like, Oh fuck you, you stupid mother of a,

okay, we had a talk, we had a talk. So Lexi's just telling everyone, she's sort of holding court there, and she's like, yeah, I'm just like done with it, I'm like done with teaching him, like I don't trust him at all. And Amanda's like, was there like a catalyst to this? And then Gabby's like, there was a manicure.

Like. I was like, I do not trust a guy who's gonna get a manicure. I was like, I do not trust a guy who's going to get a manicure instead of hanging out with Tiffany and Tiffany's mother and Tiffany's father. That is bullshit. But I mean, I do think I also think that Lexi has a point, which is like whether or not he got the manicure. The point is that when he said he got a manicure at 930 p.m.,

she was like, you're lying. And then she realized, I can't, you can't be with someone if you think, your first instinct is to think that they lie. Also that smile, too much. Too much. So Lexi's like, I don't think it would be fair to snuggle with him and kiss him all weekend

and pretend that I still like him. He gave me the ick. And they're like, the ick? The ick! Oh! The ick is holding the sickle. Like, that's right, I'm here. The ickle.

Final ick-stination. That's so good. So Amanda's like, first it was toe sucking, and now it's a 9 PM manicure. He needs to keep his fingers and toes to himself. Like, just move on to the next. There's plenty of douchebags. I mean, look how easily I moved on from my dou-

I married my douchebag. My douchebag's still trying to impregnate me. Do do do do do. You just hear her mind start slipping like, sad. So outside, Carl's like, hey, so, Jesse, are you nervous about summer coming to an end? Do you want it to come to a hard stop or a soft stop? I was just so excited to be here at Lexi,

but you know, like something feels like, oh, you know. here at Lexi, but you know, like something feels like, oh, you know, Yeah, I noticed that when I drove up, when I turned off the Calliope music in my van. She seemed a little off with you. I haven't noticed anything. Everything's totally fine for me. I mean, everything's great. So are you being right now? Yeah, I'm being right now. So Lexi's like, okay guys, I'm gonna go break up with him. And she opens the door and she has this big smile. She's like, Jesse, you wanna talk?

So now it's time for the talk. She's like, um, I think we like need to like realign and really like chat and like align that we're feeling stuff. And he's like, I think we need to realign and really chat and align that we're feeling stuff. And he's like, oh, good. He's like, oh, what's going on? Why can't I see? Was there sun in my eyes?

He's like, no, your lips are fine. You don't need to realign yet. I'll tell you. I'll tell you. So Sierra comes in. She arrives. And then my favorite is these late arrivals, how they get told the news, it's like,

oh my God, Sierra, oh my God, they're breaking up outside, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up. Sierra's like, I don't give a fuck, I don't care. Sierra's like, so is he too busy to take my fucking suitcase up, because that's what I need from him. So, Lexi has a whole thing where she basically says, she's looking for a relationship that's deep and she wants to feel connected to the person

that she's with and she just doesn't feel like they've been able to break into that level. And even though she's tried really hard to get deep and like feel like Jessie is her person, she always gives them the benefit of the doubt. She's always trying to figure out how I can make like whatever you say makes sense in my head and I just feel like you actually aren't even ready

for the relationship that I'm looking for and I just, I don't know, I just need to be someone like that and I just can't draw that and like, with that ain't that in my mind. For once I had something in common with Jessie cause we had the same look on our faces. Both of us were like this. because we had the same look on our faces.

Both of us were like this. And he's like, so I take it you don't want to date anymore? And she's like, um, no, like, I just need to be like with someone that, like, I can, like, trust, you know what I mean? Like, if someone's gonna get a manicure, I want to know, like, oh, my God,

they're getting a manicure, you know? He's like, but what changed between the time we spoke and now? Manicure, Jesse, are you listening to me? I'm trying to communicate it. I mean, it was just a manicure. I mean, was there a little pedicure? Yeah, did the tech suck my toe? Perhaps. But it was part of the service. Was it a little pedicure? Yeah, did the tech suck my toe? Perhaps. But it was part of the service.

Was it a man getting cured? Yes. But you know what? I needed the anti-oxidants, not anti-depressants. What do you get when you get like syphilis? Biotics. Antibiotics. Yes, thank you.

No. Wow. I'm fucking done. I can't even No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. to get everybody's divinity. So out's the other part of the- First of all, I have a question to ask. Why has nobody just said, Jesse, give me your hands? He got a manicure. Yes or no? They do. Very easy to tell. They do do that, they do do that.

So Kyle is like, ugh, what's going on? And Lindsay's like, oh well, she has the ick. And yeah, they're saying- Oh my god, Sierra's like, oh no, she got the ick? Oh no, that's bad. And they're like, oh my god, got the Ick. Oh no, that's bad. Like, oh my God, the Ick, the Ick, the Ick, the Ick. Kyle's like, ugh. What?

What's the Ick? What's the Ick? What? I don't get it. What is the other thing? And they're like, Kyle, next time you're up there wiggy wigging on a record, look at people's faces in the audience.

Look at them real close. Ciara literally says that to him. She goes, you know how when you start DJing, Look at people's faces in the audience. Look at them real close. Cierra literally says that to him. She goes, you know how when you start DJing, we all said we got the ick? It's like, oh, oh yeah, okay. Yeah, I don't know what it is though. How is that applicable?

So Lexi, back to Lexi and Jesse. One man's ick is another man's applicable. How much sperm does the ick have? Cause I got 150 million. So is this where they had the, where the producer asked Kyle what ick. Oh no, it's a little bit later. I was like, if they cut this part, someone's fired. No, no, no, no, it's coming up.

Don't worry. Kyle has several like old man moments. So Lexi. Cause the other night I was like, Jesse do you want to come over and hang out with me and my friend and Tiffany and my mom and my mom's husband who's also my dad and then you were like no I'm gonna go get a manicure and he goes oh I didn't say that I said I'm gonna go get a manicure. So she goes no but like when you said that, I immediately was like, it was like

a gut punch where I'm like, he's lying again. And then I was like, well, it's not fair for me to say that he's lying. But then the fact that I thought that he could be doing that, it was just like the fact that the realization that like it could be my first instinct and I'm not like, I don't know, all summer I've just been like saying like, I don't want to change because it's like in a relationship. And then I love this, she goes, you've changed me. I can't trust people anymore since the beginning of the summer I feel like the light in me

is slowly dying the lip liner is fading just to lipstick I came in here a girl a girl with a dream am I even living anymore I don't even feel my own pulse. Does anybody feel my pulse? I walked in here, a woman who had such a big heart. She had Bailey alongside her, and now where's Bailey? You've changed me. You sent away Bailey. Was Bailey even real? I see Bailey people.

I like to think that Bailey was like her imaginary friend from inside out. It's like, bye Bailey. Bailey's like, you can go on without me now. Bailey was the happy emotion from inside out. She got better and she got sad and didn't need Bailey anymore. So she's like, yeah, because I was a good person. But then I was like, but is a girl sucking his toe? She just looks at him like she just said.

By the way, this is two paragraphs of the monologue. We're not even kidding. And she's looking at him at the end like this. Like she said something. And he's like, oh, well, I don't appreciate that you said that I'm lying because like, I mean, withholding the truth isn't really lying. So like I was not telling you the truth the same as lying about something. Yeah, I don't even lie.

I didn't even get my toes off because I don't even have toes. So stop calling me a liar. So she's like, um, but yeah, but you were lying by like, omish. He's like, omission? Yeah, I was lying by omission, okay. But like, it doesn't mean I've lied to you all summer, okay? Like, I just don't appreciate the way

that you're like calling me a liar because like I say things that aren't true sometimes. I'm just saying I want to date someone who like doesn't do these things. He's like, yeah, but like I just don't appreciate you trying to tear me down and saying that. He's like, why does he do that? He's like, it looks like he's looking out over the sea to see if like the ship is coming in. He's like, yeah.

So that, by the way, I have to say, I really enjoyed this whole scene because like, we give Lexi shit, but I loved that she was kind of reading him for filth. And she was just like, yeah, no, you're immature. I can't trust you and you're lame. And I'm way too, I have way too many Instagram followers to be joking around with someone like you. I kind of liked it. I have too many Instagram followers to be joking around with someone like you.

I kinda liked it. I have too many Instagram followers. I love that that matters so much. And I like that she was like, I dated a Beckham and have a lot of Instagram followers, no one's heard your, Papa, can you hear me cover? Okay, no one's heard it. And like, here's why I really liked it.

Because first of all, she sort of said it so like authoritatively, like she wasn't crying crying she wasn't hedging she just was ready and like she saw a red flag and honestly we talked about the top of the show you know we see what happens if you ignore the red flags you wind up like the lollies and the Britneys and the Jacks of the world and she just cut that she nipped it in the bud and I have nothing but respect for that I mean I just like when there's a couple and there's no imbalance. They're both so fucking annoying

that I have no choice but to be amused. Like I'm amused by every scene. Like I don't really hate either one of them. I just think they're both like morons. Like I read these scenes, I'm like, what are you two even fucking talking about? If you're this mad in front of cameras, what were you like alone?

Yeah, that too. So then Jesse- I've never stood for that game, Wordle. I've never liked it. I feel like all the basic people are like, oh my God, what was your Wordle score today, darling? Like, I hate it. I know that's a fight.

I don't mean to get in a fight with anybody in here. I know a lot of y'all love it. It's too soon because guess what? I did not get Wordle today and I'm very upset. Well, you see. Very upset. So I've never really been like a Wirtle fan, but I've never wanted to see two people do a Wirtle

more than I have when I watch these two. I wanna see these two talking Wirtle over at dinner. So they kinda win the season is what I'm saying. Oh sorry, go ahead. I love when they do that. No, no, no. You, you. You wordle motherfucker, go ahead.

I already turned them now, go ahead. They're yours, all these wordle loving motherfuckers. I'm having a tough day, guys. I saw a big David Copperfield and lost at wordle. It's a lot. So Jessie's like, okay, well, I'm not really gonna fuck you on it. That's for sure. She goes, yeah, I didn't think you were going to. You never do. I was like, ooh, I don't

even know the larger context of that, but I liked it. It's just saying like, you never fight for me, you know? And he's like, oh, but gaslighting me to thinking that I actually did really bad stuff. That's like gaslighting. I mean, I told half truths, which are lies, and now I'm a liar. What? So she's like, yeah, I hope we can move forward and respect each other, because there was a level of emotion

when we were emotionally emotioning, so, bye. And he's like, he just walks back to the guys like, Yeah, well I'm single now so there's that. How would Jesse Solomon cry? So Kyle's like, I didn't look good. What happened over here? I didn't look good. You alright too seriously?

What's going on? That looked as bad as my reports from my sperm were good and they were hella good. 150 million sperm. So he's like, West, can we just go up to the room and chill a bit? Just go chill? It's like, yeah. Can we go in this way?

Yeah, to avoid Lexi. No, to avoid Lindsay. She's still pretty mad about that Instagram post. So Lexi's like, you guys, I'm not even crying. It's crazy right now, because I was going through so many emotions, but you could say manicure to me right now, and I feel like tears should be coming down my cheeks, but they're not.

Tiffany's like, don't worry, I'll draw them with some lip liner. So Emeril has something to say. I like that Tiffany never leaves the room. She's always standing there with lip liner. And now she's actually doing my makeup. So Emeril is like, hey, has that happened before? Like two people dating at the beginning of the summer?

And like, does it count as dating if you haven't used a gallon of lube in a cat of nine tails? A cat of what? Nine tails, bro. What's that? It's a cat that has more tails than a cat of eight tails. I'll tell you that much. It's a whip. Do you know those whips that are like this?

Know the whips that are like Sheena, like, hey. Hey. What? I'm too bad. It's a Sheena whip. Hey, Hey. Yeah. I'm too bad. It's a Sheena whip. Hey, I'm here to whip you nine times. Damn. Rob can whip you seven times in a minute. That's amazing.

So, Jesse and Wester in their room. Oh no, Kyle is first. Kyle's like, I don't know, I don't know. That makes sense to their relationship. Well, what the fuck? I mean, they hit it off, but like, they got ups, they got downs, they got ins, they got outs. So then West and Jesse are in their room

and West is like, lay down, bro, I'll get our bags, okay? So I was like, it's complicated, you know? Mountains, valleys, rivers, streams, grass, weeds. Emotions deep, tensions high, all that kind of stuff. Mm-bop, mm-bop, mm-billy-bop. I'm your private dancer, dancer for money. Do what you want me to do. Bro, look, love's complicated, man.

I was in there listening to the girls right now. I don't even know what the fuck they're talking about in there. Listen, they said that he gave her an ick. What is that? What the fuck is that? Carl's like, oh. Ick?

Ick? Ick? Ick? Ick? Ick? What the ick? Ick. Yeah, it was an ick.

Ick. Ick? Ick. What's the ick. What is that? Ick, soft Ick. Ugh. How do Carl and Kyle of all people not know what the Ick is? Cause I think the Ick is what people say about you,

not to you. They're not like, you gave me the Ick. They're like, he gave me the Ick. Cause I'm on Reddit. It's been said a lot. Carl, no offense. Oh I mean whatever happened to just say whoa that is a turnoff senorita what happened to just like you got you suck like why do we have like yellow flags red flags beige flags ha put so many flags a boot to

boot to boot to boot what's the deal with flags, am I right? Ha! Boot-da-boot-da-boot-da-boo. Sorry, that was my Karlfeld. Karlfeld. Yeah, we got all these flags, now we got ticks on dicks. Ha! Wait, too soon. That was too soon. Too soon, Karl. Ha! It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappence commercial. Every successful business starts with an idea. And on the best idea yet, we're obsessed with those light bulb moments. Like how a bored barista invented the Frappuccino during his downtime, and then it got acquired by Starbucks. Or how Patagonia's iconic fleece was inspired by a toilet seat cover. On the best idea yet, we dive into the untold origin stories behind the products you're

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Find out what happens when massive hype turns into major fiasco. Enjoy the big flop on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to the big flop early and ad free on Wondery Plus. Get started with your free trial at Wondery.com slash plus. So then the producer is sitting with Kyle and Kyle's like, I'm just trying to follow along here, what's an ick? And the producer's like, okay, let's do a quiz on some current dating terms, okay?

Now this part was embarrassing as fuck. Yeah, this was a little bit of an indictment on me too. Yeah, I know what the ick is. Because we watched a lot of it. That's a supplier of it, that's a supplier of it in the past. No, Ronnie. Oh, come on, please. But in the past, occasionally.

But I know what that is, at least. These words, I didn't know. So they're like, OK, what is orbiting? Did you know what that is? I assumed it meant that when you slike someone, you pop in some orbit gum and chew it. Orbiting? And you say, I like you so much, I want toz gum and chew it and you say I like you so much I want to have minty fresh breath for you. What do you think it means?

I mean I think it's just like when you're kind of around somebody but not saying anything. Yeah that's what I figured it was. Yeah. That's good. Oh I love the youth. They're actually making things that make sense. It's like it can make sense. Orbitz makes sense. Orbitz is such a nicer way of what I grew up calling it, skeevy. Orbiting? Skeevy way. Okay, so the producer's like, okay, what is roaching?

This one I have no idea about. Is this when you won't go away? Is that when you won't go away? Like you're with it? Is it like when you go to a Papa Roach concert? And you're like, hey, I really like you. Want to go to a Papa Roach concert? Are you saying it's when you get a boner and then run away?

Is that what you said? Oh, wait. I'm very bad at this. You're now a resident expert on roaching. Could you please do our ESL section of this show? Can you tell us what roaching means? Wait, can you tell us? It's the worst L section of this show. Can you tell us what roaching means? Wait, what? You lay it on and run away?

You lay it on? Oh, the lights come on. Oh, when the lights go on, you run away. When the lights go on, you run away. Oh yeah, I've done that too, I've done that too, yeah. So would you say all of Emeril's friends are roaches? Because we haven't seen them. That's funny.

Roaching is when they turn the lights on and they run away. Well, shit, we've all been that. I love it. By the way, I love it. You better keep those lights off. It's 1.45 in LA, and they're like, lights on. We're like, ah! All the gays are like, no, I'm wearing my dark makeup.

My dark, I need my light base. We walk out of the streets like this, like, anybody going for a burrito? The amount of murmuring in here about that, it sounded like we're at like a town hall meeting and I just announced that we're shutting down the town factory. Oh, wow, what's up?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, we can't scam, this one will not stand. Oh, my goodness! This one will not, I was like, I did not vote for you for that. You roach this factory, I'm never paying another tax in my goddamn life. I'm taking this to Washington. Yeah, so he doesn't know shit.

And they're like, okay, so. Roaching. Carl says roaching is when you're interested, but then you just go down a shower drain. So, Kyle says, roaching is like when you're interested, but then you just go down a shower drain. You're just talking about jerking off Kyle. So, the producer then is like, okay, what about zombieing? He's like, oh, is that when you bring old cans of Loverboy

to the supermarket and they recycle it and turn it into new cans of Loverboy? He actually gets this one right, which is, yeah, that's when you've been ghosted, but is that when he gets ghosted, but he goes back as a zombie? That one makes sense. That one makes sense. So then we go to Lexi talking. She's still going.

She's like, you guys, like our bedrooms share a wall. And like, I've never felt farther away from the girls than I did this summer, even though I was right next door. It's, like, crazy. Like, I was there, and you guys were there, but it's like, Jesse blinded me to all of you. Oh. I wish we got to hang out with you more.

Oh, that's too bad, sweetie. See you never. So then Paige walks in, she's like, oh, okay, what's going on? Did I miss anything? They're like, yes, Paige. Like, okay, tell me everything. Just inject it into my veins right now. I can tell there was drama, there's gossip to be had.

Should we go to the bed? Yeah. They're like, oh my God, Lexi broke up with Jesse. She's like, oh my God, do you still have what they need to do it again? I'm gonna put you on speakerphone Siri call Craig you'll need to add a contact information for Craig before I can do that how do I not know one Craig well that actually works for Paige so so then upstairs Jessie's sad and his...

I like that they're improving Siri. She's just downright evil now. She's like, ah, nailed it. Would you like me to break up with your overbearing boyfriend from Charleston? I can do that. So Jesse is upstairs and he's like feeling sad for himself in his twin bed. He's like, oh, I'm sad. And so he's like, it was the toe. I mean like not telling her about the toe, which I guess can be a lie by omission. Yeah, cuz you had another girl suck your toe

when you're telling the other girl that you like are in love with her and want to marry her. So yeah, it was a lie. So he's like, yeah you know I guess it's just like telling half-truth and like my story telling. She's not really into my storytelling. So maybe maybe he's more like Craig than we thought. I'm a storyteller. He's like she wants to be friends. Well, I don't know if I want to be friends with someone that makes me liar, makes me out to be like a liar when I'm lying to people. That's bullshit. So Paige is like, oh my god, is Jesse like crying? Does anybody have a camera?

Please go film this. Do we have eyes on god, is Jesse like crying? Does anybody have a camera? Please go film this. Do we have eyes on Jesse Solomon? Is he crying? And Gabby's like, well, you go check on him. You can do it, because you weren't here. So you're like an innocent. So you can do it like, pretend like you don't know what's going on.

She's like, great idea. I'll be right back, guys. Meanwhile, Lindsay has announced that she's going to have this freedom dinner or whatever to celebrate Carl's stupid ass still being stupid right in front of Carl's face. Yes. But to block it, Carl has been like, Oh, this is gonna have a freedom dinner. I'm gonna bring in a sandwich tray and some cookies.

So Lindsay sees it and she goes, Oh, what are these gross sandwiches doing here? Carl brought that for people. She says, Well, they need to go away just Just like, curled in because I have something improved coming in. She's like, I accidentally one-upped him by organizing a sandwich dinner. I was like, I could just end the episode now with the fact that Lindsay has better sandwiches

to one-up Carl's leftover sandwiches. Like, how amazing is that? She's like, mine are catered. So. But also if you're having a Freedom Dinner, why are you serving sandwiches? Why not? Because I think if you have Freedom Dinner,

it should be something more auspicious than sandwiches. I'm sorry, you can't call it freedom. Really? Clearly, the crowd is with me. 60% of that crowd is like, I love sandwiches, at least. I just love that I'm like, I love that Lexi is an independent woman. People are like, yeah. I'm like, I love that she's saying like this. Yeah. Freedom dinner should not have sandwiches. Woo!

That's the wedge issue. I'm just not going to sit here for a sandwich slander. But you guys do whatever you want, audience. I just feel like I should be more auspicious. I don't even know what auspicious means. What does that mean, like fancier? More impressive, more important, more exciting. Like I love a sandwich, but let's, you know. Yeah, OK.

I'm with you. Just leave the bread, though. I'll take the bread. Did you mean to serve sandwiches at your freedom dinner? Dummy. Can we try for a little more auspicious food next time? So Paige is going to gossip with the guy. She's like, what happened?

The girl just keeps saying, ick, over and over again. I can't get a good story. And Jessie's like, I gotta tell, she was off. And then she got here and suggested that I'm a liar. I mean, my God, like, it's so nice to see what a nice actual relationship looks like. Paige, thanks to you and Craig.

And she's like, ew. She's like, get better heroes. So, Carl and Amanda and Sierra come in. And Sierra's like, oh, my God, you're a fucking traitor is what you are. And Paige is like, what? You guys wouldn't shut up. I came to get juice. I came to the guys.

I came to the geyser of lies himself, Jesse Solomon. Tell us some more lies, Jesse. So, Jesse, who's like, wow, I hate that she called me a liar. And he's like, yeah, well, obviously I told her it's affecting me like my relationship with Sierra doesn't feel like it's in a good place and then we hung out at the US Open and now she's mad at me because Sierra hung out with me at the US Open. You fucking liar. Where did that come from? They're gonna lie

immediately? Immediately and Sierra's like what the fuck and then Carl shows up people just keep walking into this room. Like, hey, I heard there's some conversations in here. You guys talking a bit softly, so I came in. So Jessie's like, yeah, I mean, I told her, like, you know, it's like Sierra. And Sierra's like, well, then what? He's like, well, and then she was like, how are you just going to get over it when she's been rude to me and rude to West?

And Sierra's like, what? I haven't been rude to Lexi. I've just been standard level cold Sierra. I'm just completely uncaring for the girl. Like who cares? And Paige is like, what did you say back? And he's like, oh, we should suck up in friends with Sierra for a long time.

Of course I'm gonna stand up for Sierra when Lexi is coming for it with bare teeth, ripping her flesh off. That's all. And Kyle's like, wait, wait, wait, wait, is there more to it or is that it? Did she wrote you, bro? What are you talking about? That's a real zombie right there. That girl.

So Sierra's like, well, I'm gonna say something at family dinner tonight. And then Gabby enters, because there's still someone who has not entered the room, and she comes in and she's like, uh, guys, sandwiches already. Ugh, smells like gym in here. Ugh. Wes is like, I don't know that that was necessary.

So Kyle sees Lexi sitting on the couch. And so he's like, hey, Lexi, hey, Lexii, hey Lexi, hey Lexi, it's Kyle. Hi, hi Kyle. It's me, Kyle. Hi. Listen, I don't want to weigh in and offer opinions on other people's relationships. Okay. Just kidding.

So, listen, like, your relationship is obviously a bit of a rollercoaster. Shut up, no matter what I think you're talking about. Hey, but, you know, I just want to say, we got kindness for you. I just want to know what's going on. Well, like, all summer, he's been, like, taking, like, chances and, like, my kindness and, like, my love, and he's, like, walking all over my love and my kindness.

Then he walked over Tiffany's love and kindness, then my mom's love and kindness, then my dad's love and kindness. Right, right, right. I'm gonna have to cut that short because I can only take so much in right now, but how much of this had to do with Sierra being a bitch? What? Specify what that has to do with Sierra being a bitch. I didn't even like talk about that.

You said Sierra's a bitch. You were trying to rip her from arm to arm or something. What? We didn't have that. What? Yeah, it's like, how dare he? We did not even have that. What? Yeah, it's like, how dare he? We did not even have that conversation about Sierra today. Because at first I was like, Jesse is so full of shit. I can't believe he said he's not going to lie

and then turned around and lied immediately. But then I thought about it and I was like, this sounds exactly like something Lexi would say. Like, excuse me, one minute you hate her, and the next minute you're at the US Open pretending everything's okay? Really? I actually fully agree that they talked about it,

but I think it was probably like, I can't get you, Jesse, because you say one thing, and then you do another thing. I agree, yeah, yeah. You're right, yeah. So it probably was not like, but I think he took it that way. I think he's gonna use it that way.

Yeah, I think she probably was like, it's just hard for me to get a read on you because you say these have truths, like you say that, oh, Sierra doesn't like you and that she hates you, but then all of a sudden you're at like US Open and he's like, she hates that I hang out with Sierra. She's so jealous of Sierra.

And she says Sierra is the worst person in the house. Like that's how it gets translated. Yeah, that's true. That's true, but don't forget the very end of this episode either. We're trying to get you in about three hours. Just you wait. Wise guys comedy.

They're like, what the fuck is this? We're orbiting. We're orbiting the end. So now I cut back to Jesse. Jesse's still telling them, like, oh my god. Oh, sorry. He's like, and she's saying, like, all of a sudden you're on good terms with Ciara.

Like, she's made my time here terrible, and she's made Wes' time here terrible. Like, you don't have protective instincts. You don't protect me. Does that sound like you made it up? I'm sorry. I'm half in that Jesse is, well, I'm total in the Jesse is an asshole and a blowing things upper. But I also believe this is built on half truth. I can

see her saying this. Well, she probably, and I think that maybe what she probably said was like, now all the girls think I'm a crazy person and you haven't done anything to say to them she's not crazy. Here's where I'm coming from. Cause Lexi has been doing a lot of press and in this press, she's making it sound like Sierra has been torturing her. Like she's hinting,

she's like hinting at people to come for Sierra. She's like, you know, on my birthday, it was like really important to me. But then I saw this Sierra and Jessie went out together instead of coming to my birthday. they were like and after you see this it's like why the fuck would they come you dumped him and said you don't trust her but she's saying things to get people to come for Sierra and the con she's trying to get her millions of people to come for Sierra I don't trust

this girl I think there's nothing that Jesse would like more I think there's nothing that Jesse would like more than to come for Ciara. Well, look, it's not... My distrust of her isn't even about Jessie, because obviously Jessie's a douchebag. My mistrust of her is coming for Ciara, because she keeps hitting all this shit about Ciara, and I don't like it.

So I don't like that, but I can't take in those external elements because I haven't watched them or heard them. So all I can go off of is on this show. And I'm just more inclined to trust the girl over the fuck boy. So I am totally willing to let this all come out in the wash. And I will take my pitchfork out when it is ready.

But right now, I'm sort of aiming at Jesse a little bit more than Lexi. All right, fair enough. OK, so then we go back to Kyle. And Kyle's like, listen, I don't want to play if you have a telephone where Jesse says one thing and then I repeat it to you. Too late, too late.

Oh my God. So Paige is like, well, I think you should say something and just be like, I hope you're not upset with me. Or I'll say, I really don't care what you say. Just like make it really good so I can watch and we can talk about it in bed afterwards. Okay, great, thanks. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

Hello everybody, it's dinner time. Welcome to freedom dinner. This is the anniversary of me and Carl breaking up or Carl breaking up with me. In case any of you didn't read Instagram today. And Carl's like, I didn't look at Instagram, but it was sent to me several times. Don't say that to Lindsay.

Carl's just so adamant, like, never saw it, totally read it five times. I also like that Lindsay's like, okay, I know there's been like a lot of talk in this house today and a lot of breaking up, whatever. I also like that Lindsay's like, okay, I know there's been a lot of talk in this house today and a lot of breaking up, whatever, I just wanna remind everyone, I'm the number one crazy bitch over here. Okay, freedom dinner.

All right, well, thank you for reminding everybody about last year, publicly, in paragraph after paragraph, that I didn't read but was sent. Text messages apply money every time they're sent. Okay, so, and Paige's like, yeah, it was long. That messages apply money every time they're sent. Okay. So, and Paige's like, yeah, it was long. That was really long. I'm so impressed that someone at your age could type so much. And you were stating a reality that I don't think was a reality. So, thanks. Oh, but this was the day we broke up. No. Yeah, but like, why do you need to remind it publicly? It was publicly, it was very hard.

Well, it was an awful, terrible, awful, horrible, terrible, a little more destructive day for me. For me as well, for me as well. Which is why I called the Democratic Watcher. For me as well, for me as well. It was a little bit more for me. For me as well. Yeah, well I was almost gonna go to Marshall's that day

and I didn't, so it was a little bit worse for me. Me as well. And then like you post a year later, like you're with someone else, you're pregnant, you moved on and like you're harboring this darkness. What is the storm inside of you? I'm not harboring, I'm not harboring. Okay, you're welcome to post on Instagram if you want,

but I'm not harboring. I am landlocked, there are no harbors. No harbors. I actually reflected and I cried about how much that I had changed the past year. I had a freedom change, I had a freedom reflection. I looked in the mirror and I was like mirror mirror on the wall Who's reflected the most of all? It was me. It was me. Who's the most free of all? The mirror said you That's was I Okay, well, thank you very much girl

Okay. Well, you've done a lot this year and I'm super proud of you. I mean. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Work was really raw and... I don't know that we need to celebrate what happened last year. She's like, um, who's celebrating? All right, everybody, cheers. Cheers, let's celebrate. Cheers, this is my freedom summer, freedom weekend. It's like, well, this is like a freedom dinner, so it sort of feels like a celebration. Um, well, it's not just us having a tough time. Lexi and Jesse went through a moment.

So Lexi, free, you're free, you're free, well. Freedom's just another word for no more fuckboys left to give. And Amanda's like, free, you're free, you're free, wow. Freedom's just another word for no more fuckboys left to give. And Amanda's like, ugh, wow. Drinking on her drink. Okay, well guess what? You're all free.

Lexi's free, we're all free. Tiffany's not free. Tiffany is still under the bed upstairs. So she's like, um, a lot happened. That was a very dramatic day last year. It was humiliating, quite frankly, even though last week I almost bit your head off for saying I was embarrassed she's embarrassed I pray for her how dare you quite frankly but I am

pregnant and it's the best thing that could have ever happened to me and it would not have happened to me if you ever changed your white pants and didn't disgust me but you do you douche So she's like, thank you except for setting me free. And he's like, well, I can only dream that you're happy and I'm happy and I feel like we've accomplished that and I've accomplished that and you've accomplished that. I have a van, you have a baby. So the freedom? To babies in vans.

Everyone's just like dying. And she goes, um, Emeril, you're in this episode. Why don't you give a speech? And he's like, fuck no, I'm not going to give a speech. She's like, um, well, Lindsay, since it seems like you will be aging out of this show next season, I would like to take the mantle for crazy bitch of the show. So I have a speech. I'm like, OK, I would love to hear it. She goes, OK, well, this speech is really only for Jessie. And Jessie goes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, show. So I have a speech. Like, okay, I would love to hear it.

She goes, okay, well, this speech is really only for Jesse. And Jesse goes, no, no. No. Stop saying things that aren't true. I didn't say anything that wasn't true when I... You're saying I broke up with you because of Sierra. No, I only said you broke up with me because of Sierra. I mean, come on.

And like Kyle said, you talked about Sierra a lot in a way of us breaking up. But that sentence doesn't make much sense, but you know what I'm talking about. And like, it's weird. And it has nothing to do with anything else other than you and your actions. I haven't taken any actions except having sex

during a manicure that wasn't a manicure And Sarah goes, oh that's twisted if you heard it from Kyle What no my sperm aren't twisted I got 150 million of them I was just checking on you, sorry Babe just like um, I'll defend Jesse cuz he wasn't speaking ill of you upstairs He was just saying it's so sad and he's very upset. He wasn't running his mouth. He was just compulsively lying about you. And Sierra's like, well, we're kind of like chatting

about what happened and how he's feeling. Then somehow it gets like brought up, like us hanging out on Monday. Like what's up with that? Well, yeah, but all I'm saying is like on Sunday, he dislikes you. And then I was like, okay, well, I can see why you're having these feelings like of not liking Sierra right?

Sierra's like... Okay. And Jesse's like no I all I said was I dislike the way our conversation ended that's all I said. Yeah but then you said I'm disliking her okay and then like maybe it's your communication skills but then I go into protective mode for you because I thought we were in a mutual relationship or we protect each other and it's mutual. That was a weird thing to say, I think. Protection mode, I don't know.

Jessie's like, well, I didn't think that you showed up to our dinner and you were upset that Sierra and everything and I thought we had gone to a good place where we both hate Sierra together, I don't know. No, but that's not what I said because you were saying you were actually disliking her, and I said, okay, that makes sense, because her and West have issues,

and like, yeah, this summer, because of you, like her, and I have not been able to be besties, right, Ciara? Like, it's totally normal that we wouldn't like each other. Ciara's like, You're not my bestie. She's like, what are you talking about? She's like, yeah,

because you're trying to pit us against each other all summer, and he's like, no, I'm not. And she's like, uh-huh, that's what you're doing. That's what you're doing. Because I haven't had time with Sierra. And right now, based on what you've told me about her, I don't trust her. Sorry, Sierra, but I just don't trust you.

I was like, so you did say all that shit. You did say all that shit. You just said it before tonight, Lexi. Happy Freedom Dinner! Freedom Dinner! Freedom! Alright everybody, that brings us to the end of Summer Halsey! Thank you Vegas for coming out tonight.

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