Watch What Crappens - #2852 Below Deck Down Under S03E16: Rock and Troll

Episode Date: May 21, 2025

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I would drown this lady if I knew her in real life. I would literally hold her head underwater. That's good, because she wants to live by the water. That's why I'd drown her. Make it easier. I'd be like, here's the water, here's right by the water. You're in it and I'm drowning you. Okay, have a good time.

Goodbye. Yeah. Goodbye, man. So join us for that. Okay, so below deck down under season three, episode 16 comes swell or high water. Now we're at the point in the below deck season where they needed to edit this down and have it end two episodes ago. We don't need any more. It's over. Yeah. This episode, there was not enough for this episode.

There just wasn't there. There should have been a supersized finale and made it like next week and this week, 90 minutes and be done because not enough, not enough to content to go around, okay? So especially once they, once Serena and Lara bury the hatchet, then there's really nothing left for us. So where we left off, Lara hatchet was needed.

That's the only thing that happened. Don't give it away. Oops. Sorry. There was puking. So previously, so Laura received the disco helmet and she's been insecure about where she stands with Jason. So now she's got the disco helmet and she's just like really upset about it.

And not, she's like, she's scowling and like the only person who was not able to receive the disco helmet and laugh about it and not she's like, she's scowling and like the only person who was not able to receive the disco helmet and laugh about it. So she like goes off to her room and sulks. Yeah. And she's still now she's crying. She's crying too, Brie. And she's like, I'm miserable, miserable to my core.

I've been saying that since the start of the season. So I'm glad people are finally turning to my page because you are. And she's like, like to to the point, I just want to leave go. Do you want me to hold the door open for you? I will hold I dare you to quit on the final charter. I dare you. I triple dog dare you do it. She's like, I mean, he never even says to me, like you smash

it tonight. She never does that. Then we see, like, four different flashbacks where he's like, you're doing great. By the way, just want to say great job. By the way, once I smashed it, I have to say probably the best chiefs to have ever had. And by the way, note that I do say chiefs to not just do you are just fantastic. You're wonderful. She's like, he never says anything ever. I'm just so sick of feeling like this. I'm so sick of it. He's like, you can't, you can't let it end like this. You've done so many things that people couldn't.

Remember that time you put on a leotard and bunny ears? Nobel peace prize. Where is your Nobel peace prize? You have been able to do the unthinkable. You've been able to turn me, a model, into someone who's attracted to Harry who wants to go to a New York City hostel You can do miracles So many people have been through these charters

And they've said that they're never gonna forget it. You did that you you did that So meanwhile, Zarina is texting her mom and she's like this chart is shit. So her mom of course face and she's like, this chart is shit. So her mom, of course, she's crying. She's like, oh mom, you know, just like sobbing on the phone. And then we go back to Laura and Laura's like, I love you, you're my best friend. She's like, I love you, you're my best friend forever.

You two are so fake. Although I do believe Laura. I believe that Laura cycles through the best friends because I can't imagine keeping one, you know? And Laura's like, let's go clean cabins again, best friend. Maybe we'll figure towels out this time. Shall I just call you my little strawberry? So Harry is talking some crappy, stupid stuff.

It doesn't matter, up on the boat. And now Zarina's talking with her mom, and her mom's like, so Zarina, how you doing? She's like, mom, I'm shit. The chief steward is my friend, and I thought we were going to conquer the season together, but instead she wants me to plate things on blue plates instead of white plates, it's just awful.

Oh no, white plates instead of blue plates, I'm all turned around, mother. You just don't understand what this woman is doing to me. She's giving lipstick to my suit. You know what that does to a woman. And you can tell that the mom gets these calls all the time of Serena just breaking down and freaking out and calling her mom. Like, I'm at the bus stop.

You wouldn't believe it. I missed the bus by like two minutes. Why do they hate me? You remember when I missed the bus when I was a little girl? It's triggering, mommy. It's triggering. Put up a picture of Serena in a tutu and teased hair and like Sharpie eyeliner as a five-year-old.

I know, which is what they literally do right now. She's like, I feel like I'm back at school. I wasn't invited to eat at certain tables. I wasn't invited to certain parties. It's very isolated. And the pictures are her like weird Barbie. Like. I like that every time she's like, I was bullied.

They put up evidence of why she was bullied to like let the other kids off the hook. You know, I'm like, were the bullies, the children of these below deck producers? Because I know every single time they're like, but this is why our kids bully you, right here, look at this picture. But it's like seven year old Zarina

in like goth Adam's family makeup and outfits at like the Christmas pageant. On the compass. So- But you can tell the mom hears these calls all the time because Zarina's like, mom, I'm shit. And the mom just goes, oh no. Yeah, mom.

She goes through this whole thing and she starts, she goes, it's just really triggering. And she goes, yeah, I'm sure. I mean, mom, it's not supposed to be like this. Doodly-doo. Mom, are you watching Wheel of Fortune right now? I'm trying to cry. I'd like to buy an, and I don't really care. Zarina. It wasn't saddlebags. What else could it be? RST LNE. You know what I'm saying?

Why can't I sit with RST LNE? Zarina. Listen. You're being bullied? Tell me... Pat Sajak's not bullying me when he won't give me saddlebags. I mean, what else could it be? Sobblebogs? I'd like to solve the puzzle. OK, the phrase is, stuck on the phone with my needy daughter again. Vanuatu just gave me a pass.

So that was at least liberating. So Serena was like, all right, bye, bye. We're just like, oh, thank God. So the mom hangs up. And now people are cleaning, getting the boat ready. I'm a little ashamed of this deck crew because Harry's like, the only thing we need to do is the hot tub and these little loaves. And then we see the hot tub.

It is completely disgusting and green at the bottom. What the hell? It's green, it has like black crud at the bottom. It's like, what has been growing? It looked worse than Jason's fish tank. And that says a lot. Yeah, it looks like they've never cleaned it. Come on, Harry.

Never. Come on, Harry. You're the lead now. It's disgusting. I need you to take more pride in hot tub flooring. Yeah. So then Laura's like, so my little new strawberry, what's happening with Harry?

Everything good? Embry's like, yeah, I mean, he really likes me. He made that really clear. But obviously, I was in an engagement once. And just the idea of having that title again, it's just hard to think about. I'm just really trying to come up with any excuse I can think of to not have to go to a hostel

with Harry in New York City. Come on. Trying to take up all the drama. She is completely done after he said the word hostel. It's like, boom. And frozen. She's like, nope, this is frozen. So Nate is like, oh, I'm all set behind everyone here. And here's

like, you're getting there. I've been here longer. You know, move things move quicker on a boat. Next thing it'll be like, you want to be my girlfriend. What about that? I got asked to be my girlfriend. It's like five steps away from pregnancy, bro. And there's like, you know, I'm not nervous talking to Bri about being official because I know that we were on the same page, which is let's go traveling into grimy places with potential murderers that will go on the run, caption the nation's attention. And you know, our relationship is like emotions. It's you know, it's up, it's a build up. Okay.

There's no more going forward. It's going up, up, up. And nothing says romance like a shared beer through with strangers in the head. You can't really bond with people on vacation till you've crossed streams Am I right? So he's saying if there's anyone who wants to take back to meet his family, it's Brie. She's a model.

So Lara back to Lara and Brie. She's like, well So Lara, back to Lara and Brie. She's like, well, you've got this whole trip plan. So I think it's going to be you and him. And that's going to be really telling of how it's going to be. Will he still open his mouth too wide and sometimes catch the occasional fly in there? Time will tell. So they are, there's like Alicia, Alicia is doing some stuff in the galley and she's like asks the crew to help take some garbage bags out. So Nate shows up and he comes in and

then she's sort of flirting with him. She like spanks him and everything there, whatever. And Serena's like, you know, I don't like to get involved in my little chef is love affairs, but see the get involved in that or face the fact that I was left out of a table and lunch period in second grade. I think they're wearing a trash bag and cooked spaghetti in her hair. Who wants to sit with me on the spaghetti monster? So she's basically like, I don't think this is gonna end well and like I don't want this poor guy to get his heart broken. And his tears are probably really big and annoying and have little mustaches on

them. Slightly cross-eyed and squinty. And so then now they're having a cheers because they're wrapped for the day. And the captain's even hanging out at the hot tub with them. So he's like, Cheers, everybody. And he's trying to be friendly with Laura. He's like, What have you got, Laura? And she's like, Cheers, everybody. And he's trying to be friendly with Laura. He's like, What have you got, Laura? And she's like, Viv, beautiful day. Have you got your outfit yet, Laura? But tonight your helmet. She goes, Yeah, thanks for that, Jason.

He's like, well, you know, it meant a lot. It meant a lot. It means a lot getting that thing. It means that helmet means it's time to shine and reflection. It's time to reflect time Time to shine and then reflect your shininess onto other things, including your inner self. And he's like, he's like trying to make some sort of motivation out of it. He can't quite get there. And she's like, well, I'm not really sure what I did wrong. So I'm not telling you that I'm promoting someone, but I guess that's a big crime of the century. I'm not really sure what I've done wrong except Britain refused to tell you that I've promoted somebody

tried to gaslight you when you insisted that I didn't and started fights with every person on this crew the entire season admitted living hell for everybody. I'm not really sure what you're talking about. And so he's like, all right, you know, maybe we should have a talk. Let's go talk. And he goes, you know, I wanted to say something to you because there's little remarks that you're making. So what's going on?

She's like, well, the last 10 days to a week have been awful for me. Absolutely awful. Serena is throwing spaghetti at me from across the bedroom. She says this is part of what the spaghetti monster does. I don't even understand it. Is it a reference to something? Well, actually, that's her trying to love you. don't you know? I mean, haven't you seen the prom pictures? It's how she did her hair. Unfortunately, she told me that her mom tried to get her in spaghetti straps and she took it a little bit too literally. But of course, Lara is sitting down like, I've been bullied. You know, she's going to start this shit again. I mean, at least when Serena comes to it, she's like, listen, we is sitting down like, I've been bullied. You know, she's going to start this shit again.

I mean, at least when Serena comes to it, she's like, listen, we're arguing over this, this or this. Lara, every time she does it, it's like, she's hurting me. It's always some victim shit. So she's like, the issue is me and Serena. And he says, well, you've got to rise above it. You know, I mean, listen, there was once a deck in my way. And I said, I'm gonna hit that. So instead, I rose above it and crashed down on top of it. So

And I like he just cuts right to it. He goes, Did you say sorry? She's like, well, we didn't come to a conclusion. He's why not? I mean, why don't you just say, Hey, I'm sorry, agree to disagree. Don't talk about me. Sorry. She's like, well, I didn't think it would be that simple. I thought I had to have a whole conversation and I wanted to remind her that her choice in plates was a terrible choice and that only a true monster, spaghetti or otherwise, would choose a white blue plate when it was clearly a white plate evening. You know what I'm saying? Why would I ever apologize for putting out a white plate? White plates are my passion. I like that she said, she's saying I bullied her into choosing plates. That's not bullying. He's like, but at the end of the day, you get nothing for kimonos. You know what I'm saying? And you guys are actually ripping each other apart. You're ripping feelings

apart. All you've got to do is untie this open. Don't rip it open. It's a kimono for Christ's sake. Captain's lounge kimono is coming soon. It's like the reason why I'm focused on you is here we're having a conversation with you and it's because you're a chief stewardess with a hell of a lot of experience and you're great at your job and you're letting a professional experience ruin that. And she's like, I know. It's like being pissed, aggressive and holding onto grudges and we can fix it. Every fight starts with a spark. So why don't we go back to the spark?

And if you say the spark with the kimono, I'm going to say, you're welcome. You're welcome. Well, this isn't relevant. You actually can put a fire out with your foot, right? And she's like, it's hard when someone's trying to bring you down. Laura, he's not buying your victim bullshit. Stop your crying.

He's not buying it. What does the man need to tell? I love that everything he tells, he's giving her solid advice. Like stop making it personal, go do something professional. And she's like, but I'm being bullied, bullied about plates. Oh, get the fuck over it, you fucking lipstick buyer. Yeah, seriously, seriously.

Seriously. Come on. Come on. Come on. So Laura's like, well, with my friendship with Zairina, I've always had this kind of uncertainty of level of trust. In my past, I've talked to her about my ex-boyfriend. I was cheated on, and she knew the whole story. And she was there was there for me but then the next month she was out for dinner with him and they're like

best friends so yeah I do wonder how genuine she can be as a friend. Oh really while we're wondering about the genuinity what do you call it? What's the word? A genuinity? Genuineness? Is that true? No, genuineness. I'm going with genuineness because it sounds cute. While we're speaking of genuineness, we'll hear more about this on the Serenity interview because we asked her about this boyfriend thing. Oh, we'll be hearing the true story about this, you big fat liar. So Jason's like, well, you're doing a great job. And the only thing you need to probably do and work on is letting go. Just let go a little bit. She's like, well, you're doing a great job. And the only thing you need to probably do and work on is letting go.

Just let go a little bit. She's like, letting go of bullying. I'll try my best. Are you telling me it gets better? He's like, all right. Please, can we just leave it? Let's not bring the Trevor Project into this. So basically, now it's like 7 o'clock.

And it's 17 hours before the charter. And the crew is getting ready to go out for dinner. And Zarina is like, Zarina and Laura are in the room together and Zarina is like, what are you wearing tonight? She's like, I'm not 100% sure. Which is the kindest interaction they've had in like several weeks. So yeah, then Zarina even does something wild. She goes, do you need a hand? Would you like a bowl of spaghetti on your head? And that is actually a kind gesture on my part. Would you like me to loan you a tutu and a tie dyed shirt? It's like, um, I'm just trying to think if I should go full blown

disco ball. She goes, Well, I mean, if you've got the honor of something that's incredible, like that I should go full blown disco ball. She goes, Well, I mean, if you've got the honour of something that's incredible like that, I would go full blown in it, you know, when you can turn it around and see, like, just look at yourself and it turn it around, you'll see like hundreds of different bitch faces looking back at you. So Laura's like, I don't want to argue anymore. And Zorinia's like, me too, even though you're at fault. And Laura's like, I really, really don't want to argue anymore. And Zorinia's like, me too, even though you're at fault. And Laura's like, I really, really don't want to argue anymore, even though it was actually you who was at fault. Zorinia's like, can we hug? It's like, yes. So they hug. And then they apologize. And it's like a nice moment. And Laura's like, I'm sorry if I upset you.

And Zorinia's like, literally, I can't do this anymore. I'm so sorry that you're such a big bitch. It's not your fault. It's just what how you're hardwired. So we're so much better than this. And she's like, we're better than this. And she's like, I know, you know, and I know I'm sensitive. And I'm sorry if there's something I said that started this. Okay, with the if I, sorry if I, but whatever. It's a sorry, so let's just move on, right? So she's like, and I never want you to feel

that anything I say about plates or whatever is anything on you. It's just, you know, it's about your plate taste. And that's all I'm saying, you know? So obviously that just got miscommunicated. I didn't mean you're a terrible chef. I meant you got terrible style. That's all I'm really meant to say. And it was like, well, I'm literally sorry for every other single way I reacted. And I totally respect everything that you guys have, well, I'm literally sorry for every other single way I reacted. And I totally respect everything that you guys have to do. I'm really just seeing this because there's one more dinner night out and I just really

want to sit with the cool people once this season. So can I be with you? She's like, no, but I am sorry for calling you a dickhead. You call me a dickhead. I mean, I guess I was a little bit of a dickhead then and a skank. Well, I guess I was being quite a bit of a skank. And a smelly, smelly two by four. Couldn't get your big butt through the door.

Well, all right, that's a bit far. And smelly. All right. So he was like, well, I'm so glad we're friends again. Let me go pee pee and then sniff my fingers. OK. I'm really happy about this, by the way. OK, well, we don't need to know everything you called me. I think I got the picture. So they all go out. I said

that if I didn't get that in the apology. Okay. That's enough. Now. That's enough. You're a chef. Easy pass on that Holland tunnel vagina. I'm not really sure if I got that in there. All right, that's you. Wrap that up now, Lara. They're going to move on, supposedly. In theory, they're going to move on. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappence commercial.

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So we do that thing where everybody's giving their goodbye monologues and like, will they end up together or will they not? So Nate's like, I'm forward thinking type of guy. And Alicia is a girl I can see a future with. Of course I've said that about the three last girls who packed me jam at the supermarket. But you know, I'm really feeling it with her. You know, I'm talking white picket fence.

I'm talking house by a lake, like five little blonde haired blue-eyed rug rats, seven dogs, fireside chats, no cleaning ladies, she can do it all, five dogs, 19 cats, a couple of Gila monsters, something like that. Maybe a bicycle, I love bicycles. Okay, your dreams are starting to bother me. I know.

Have a nice VHS copy of Muriel's wedding over on the console. But can I say something controversial? Muriel was in fact being awful. If you kind of look at the common denominator, it's Muriel. So I don't know. Most important part, we're going to have some amazing smoothies. Somewhere. So most important part, we're going to have some amazing smoothies. Somewhere a lot. At least he's like, her vagina just turns inside out. So Harry is ordering margaritas and everything.

He's like, well, overall, we've got one more charter. If anyone wants me to gossip about anything, I'm all ears. And happy to send the message to whoever you need it to be sent to. OK, let's smash it out of the back. So then they go off for boys chat. Boys chat, which they've now made a segment like boys chat, boys bathroom chat. And they just, it's really, it really has not taken off. This is only the second time they've done it. It's a little late in the season to start this.

And again, I think we said this last time when we have such like a venomous boys chat happening over on the Valley, coming to this boys chat, it's just kind of like, hmm, I don't know. It's just not as interesting. Yeah, it's really not. Like are any of you addicted to coke? Have any of you brought hookers home this weekend? Anybody sexually harassed one of their friends?

I mean, come on. Exactly. Instead of just Harry being like, so who wants to get a flower for the girl? So they're like very middle school. So meanwhile, Serena is like, Alicia, can I talk to you for a second now that the boys are gone? Now you're leading him on

Alicia. She's like, I don't know. I mean, I guess I am. Because do you want him even a little bit of you? This is a boat. It's about serious romance. You can't lead a man on here. And me while Nate's like, well, I'm hoping I'm going to get a little bit of a cabin snoggy today a smoochie. In fact, I'm gonna say to him, I'm gonna say, hey, I know where to arose you let's have some smoochies in what I call the smoochie room. Come on smoochie time.

And it's like, right. Well, go team then. That's what I say. Oh, are we actually doing Star Trek hints to each other? There you go, my mates. There you go. Did you, by the way, did you see Nick on Watch What Happens? I didn't actually watch the episode, but I saw like the tail end. He looked so handsome and he's already handsome,

but he changed his hair and he was had a blazer on. I was like, this guy is gorgeous on Bravo. And like, he just sort of like low key just there. He's hot. He's just hot. Just want to give that a shot. Say he's hot. Sometimes I just want to say this guy's hot. Um, so they come back to the table and they're like, Oh my gold and Nick and, and Laura and, um, Marina kiss and everything. And Laura was like, Ooh, look at you two together. You're so beautiful. And then Harry says to Brie, like, hey, by the way,

later, we need to talk. She's like, oh my God, talk. That's all you've wanted to do all season. We need to have a talk. And now she's like, what does it mean? I don't talk to hostile people. So they go back to the boat and then Harry brings Bri to chat on the deck and everyone's like watching them on the camera, the closed circle camera. He's

like, all right, we ready to talk now. Okay. You happy you were comfortable right there. Okay. So we both obviously really like each other and I don't want to say something that I'll regret, which is that I really like each other. And I don't want to say something that I'll regret, which is that I would like to break up with you in the current state of us being non-exclusive and graduate to being exclusive. Yeah, they really tricked us on that one. They showed a preview where he's like, we're just friends or something. And they made it look like Harry was dumping the model. I was like, Oh, hell no. I know Harry's not going to pull that shit. But he didn't. He was just like, you

know, getting engaged is different than asking someone to be boyfriend girlfriend. But I don't know if we're ready for boyfriend girlfriend. So I'd like to say, would you like to have executive privileges? He's saying, oh, is that like a special pool or locker in the office or something? It means you have your own dedicated cup for using mouthwash at the hostel. Is that like a special pool or locker in the office or something? It means you have your own dedicated cup for using mouthwash at the hostel. Bye, you guys. Thank you.

Love you, be safe. Ronnie is talking to the cleaning ladies, but I like to think that you're actually just saying that to Harry and Brie. Like great seeing you, thank you for the scene. Let's move on. Be safe. Okay. We're bored.

I know they know I'm in here working, but they, they're so cute. They're like two little aunties. So like, have you eaten? Are you okay? Can we feed you? We can go to the grocery store. Really?

Yes. That is so nice. I love them. They're like, how was Texas? How's tour? How's your friend? How's your friend? How's your sister? That is lovely.

Yeah, I love them. That is lovely. They take care of me. Okay. So sorry, inappropriate abuse in the workplace. So yeah, he's like, you can be my executive partner in privileges. You have this card you can use for discounts

at the local Star Beings. Sorry, it's not a Starbucks, but we're not ready for that anyway. We're not married, are we? So they kiss and everyone cheers because everyone who's been watching, they were concerned that it wasn't going well, but they're just, and he's like, I've decided to make it official. Exclusive partners. I better fucking delete Tinder. Okay. Cause I'm going to delete it right now. Forget about that. I'll go a model. And she's like, um, exclusive partnership is just a warmup to being boyfriend and

girlfriend. It's a stepping stone. Thank God we're not boyfriend and girlfriend. I just can't see anybody else except Harry. Wait a minute. I just can't see anybody else except Harry. Wait a minute. She's like, Oh no. Jason comes out while they're all still watching TV and he's in his kimono and they're like, what's going on? And he's like, sorry, I can hear you. And it just occurred to me. The new people on the show didn't have never seen me in the kimono. So here it is. Soak it up. If you'd like to buy one, go to CaptainJason.com. Nate's just like, holy fucking kimono man. Oh no, sorry, Nate. Holy fucking kimono man. He's like, all right, now it matches. Look at this. Look at my underwear. That matches. Sorry, it's an appropriate

move, but you can get this at Captain'sLegends.com at some point. At some point. So then Alicia asked me to chat in his room. He's like, all right, let's go have some smoochies then a smoochy chat. She's like, yeah. Okay, well, I don't know if you can tell by my body language, by the way, I've sat completely opposite you at this bed and put a foot by your crotch so that way can't go any further. So I'm not mature about these things. And I've been through a lot of a lot of emotions. I got some new lipstick, it's kind of kept me preoccupied. So I think,

you know, I'm a supernova and my star that's exploded. And you need to be a supernova too. You also need to be explosive and destructive. So it's my strange way of saying, no, I'd like that he goes, I've got to be my own supernova. She's like, yeah, I just don't have the mental capacity for an unexploded, unlit star. Does that make any sense to you? Just sort of a dead rock floating around space trying to impregnate somebody with other dead rocks. I'm a supernova. Do you understand? He's like, Oh, are you you're basically jam girling me. I don't know what that is. You're breaking up with me. Yes. Now I do adore you and appreciate you. All right. So he's like, well, hearing someone's not interested is never a good thing to hear. But

it's not like I'm not used to it. And the paper boy said the same thing when I tried to entice him inside to trace some try some gem from the ladies who dumped me the week before. So, all in pregnant somebody don't you worry. She's like, I'm not going to lie, I think Nate and I would make a great team. But the last couple of weeks with Johnny, I don't know, I haven't got the emotional capacity to watch someone else punch a wall. So, and the smoochy thing. That was the perfect excuse to break up with this golden retriever of a man. I mean, I did, I broke up with him in front of cabinets and he still showed no rage. I just,

I don't know what to do with that. Um, I have to announce, I am at the website, captainslounge.live, right now. I'm proud to announce that the kimono has been released. Now, it is only one pattern. It's the same thing that he wears on the show. It's the exact same kimono. And it says, I'd write beautifully over the body and smooth feel against the skin, which is a bad sentence. It's not a sentence that makes sense.

But you know what? It's okay. I'll take that. It's okay. But it also has three little dots but doesn't move over. So there's no other pictures. And you can add to cart and it's $300. No, I'm sorry, that should be $75. But I would I've got other good news. It's not only that. He's also got a towel. It's

an eco beach towel for $50, $49. It's designed for lovers of the water who care about the planet. And it's got a signature scent. My signature scent, Captain J botanical fragrance. A modern addictive and effortless unisex signature scent for those who live without limits. Hmm, okay. I have limits. Hmm. Okay.

I have limits. I'm limiting myself at your scent. I'm saying no. Yeah. No. No. You say no. But listen, if you want to, you know, look like the captain, go over and get his kimono. It is a sexy kimono.

I wish I had kimono body. I would buy it. I would support the captain, but I do not have a kimono body. I don't know if I have kimono body, but I think that's the thing with kimonos is that they kind of like, kimonos work really well. The kimonos give you kimono body. I think like almost anyone can wear a kimono and it gives you a look, you know? No, I can't wear that. My neighbors would see me walking around outside and call the police. I'd never be able to go next to a school or a church. I would just like a look like a big Harvey Weinstein perv in that.

I can't do it. But it's working for him. It looks great. Well, so now it's the first day of charter and Laura wakes up and she had a sexual dream about Jason. Maybe she visited that website and got some ideas. She smelled the scent and she's in. She definitely did. And so she tells Zarina, she's like, I had a dream about Jason, I got him some lipstick. I liked it a lot. Zarina's like, what, like together? Like I've been trying two years with that man and if you just swoop in there, I swear to God, all that spaghetti for nothing. She's like, oh, the dream. I mean, I just went into this weird other realm. I was a dream about Jason. We were underwater. Ronnie, somebody named Ronnie was trying to hold my head down and there were loads of children we

saved and rescued together. And I told each of them as they passed by, now go forth and make better dish choices. Just really weird. So then we see a dare, she's like, let's pick up day together. But they also fucked. Oh, they fucked. And this is the weird sentence, I'm so sorry,

but she says, we were talking about how clear the children's eyes were were and then we hooked up Fuck kind of sex dream is that you you talked about children's eyes and then you fucked what's wrong with you? That's a weird one. That is officially that is a weird weird dream so So then a day was like yeah, and make it on In-Gas. And they're all getting ready. They're cleaning, et cetera. Brie is telling the girls about the chat with Harry.

And she's like, we've decided that we are exclusive. So why are you crying? I don't want to go to the hostel. We're executive exclusive. It's weird. It's like I was a regular clerk exclusive, I got a raise and I just don't know what it means. We need to have a talk about this.

So Adair finds out. Adair sees Harry and she's like, is that your boyfriend and girlfriend man? And he's like, well, I didn't say that. We haven't put a label on it. Well, that's what that term means. I mean, exclusive. I mean, come on, executive exclusive. What the fuck is that?

An exclusive girlfriend that types. I mean, come on, executive exclusive. What the fuck is that? An exclusive, a girlfriend that types. I mean, what the hell? Just, you know, exclusive. I mean, it's like, when I said that Miller gold was my exclusive beer, that means I don't drink other beers. Okay. Exclusive. And the Dare guy goes, well, everybody, they're exclusive. Whatever that means. And then Adair is like, what about you, Nate, you and Alicia, huh?

And he's like, well, yeah, we had a little bit of a bed chat. Apparently I'm an unexploded supernova, whatever that means. So back to the drawing board. That means you're a pussy. All right there, just translated that for you. All right, let's get back to work boys. By the way, Adair has become the hero of the season. Every time Adair is on now, I just crack up.

I think she's so fucking funny. And I love that she has no interest in these people at all. She's not even going to fake it. She's like, no, gross. Totally. So, then we have a preference sheet meeting. So Laura's like, I don't even want to look at Jason at this meeting. I can't look into his eyes, because I feel like he's gonna know exactly that I was dreaming about him. I don't want him to find out ever. So memo to self, don't talk about this doing your confessional. Oh dear. Oh, my God, I'm just getting fanny flatters. I need to stop thinking about clear children's eyes. So Jason's like, All right, morning team, life's charter. Um, Wim and Laurie, they're a married couple from Carlsbad, California. Now, doesn't tell you anything,

but it tells Ronnie and Ben Plenty. All right, let's enjoy this. Yes. He's the CEO of JLab, JLab, which marks headphones. And I know that two podcasters would clearly enjoy some free JLab headphones and exchange they won't make fun of you too badly on their podcast. Are those really nice headphones? I don't I think I feel like they might be, maybe not. Actually, I don't think they are. I need, you know, I have to have the iPods because the AirPods, because they transfer from your phone to your iPad to your computer.

I'm not gonna say seamlessly, but I'm used to it now. I'm sure they're very good. And at their price of $20 for their fake AirPods, I'm sure they're very good and at their price of $20 for their fake AirPods, I'm sure they're very good headphones. Now, anybody who's ever listened to us on Crappy Hour, you know the AirPod experience is not seamless. I'll just say there have been some traumatic moments on that show, but still love them.

Actually, these people are totally fine. So yeah, it's a headphone. I don't even remember what one of them looks like. Not even a one of them. Yeah, these were like very generic people. So they want to have, for one night, the group would like a tasting menu of classic Seychelles dishes.

Actually, you know what's so funny? My parents are on a cruise right now and they are headed to the Seychelles as we speak. Like my parents are living the below deck experience. God, I love that your parents are set swingers. I feel like they're going to hate it. They can be like, so it was a tortoise. Yeah. They're gonna be like, where's the museum? A tortoise. I don't want to see a tortoise sanctuary.

They tried to show us a tortoise sanctuary. You know, the tortoises, they're just so old, Ben. All of them are just so old. It was fine. It was fine. It was fair. So then the next day, day two, the guests would like to do a pirate-themed treasure hunt competition on the beach. These people can now go to hell.

I don't want their headphones. If they're going to make us watch them do a competition against the staff, no one cares about these sort of events. Stop doing it below deck. So they have to do a beach set up the second day. Laura is still staring off into space. And so he's like, are you all right, Laura? And she's like, yeah, good to go.

And you can't tell with Laura if she's like sex streaming or if she's pissed at you, which is rom-brand for Laura. Yeah. So Nate is trying to start up the tender afterwards and the tender won't start at all. He's like, Oh, it's the final shot at the chart at the season. And we're trying to knock this thing out of the pack. And I don't know what the tinder is doing, but if only she would bloody start. The tender's like, well, unfortunately,

I sort of see myself as an exploded supernova and you haven't quite exploded yet. So I'm gonna start for someone else. I've just been dumped by Tinder. It's embarrassing. So he goes tells, he tells Jason, Jason then calls the provisioner and they're going to rent a new tender. And then meanwhile, Jason's out in the hallway and Laura is like, hey, by the way, Serena came into the room and I apologized and for whatever made her upset. And she apologized and we're going to smile and we're going to carry on.

And it's like, all right, I acknowledge you're doing a great job and everything else outside that you can't control, you can't control it. You understand? Can't control what you can't control. No, you can't control more. Come on. No. Here comes one right now. Every successful business starts with an idea and on the best idea yet, we're obsessed with those light bulb moments.

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Wait, I don't have the fish report. Oh, you're doing it. Oh, good. It occurred to me, I didn't give it to you, but I'll just do it over here. I'll give you the fish report this week. All right, our first fish that we have today, it's a school of some beautiful red fish. These are the Scarlet Beauties.

I like this monochromatic look for them, you know? These red fish are always high as fuck, so they had to get clothes to match their red eyes so it would look nice and they wouldn't look like drug addicts. Imagine these red eyes on white fish. We'd be like, you look like drug addicts, get control over yourself. But with red skin, it works.

So every drug addict out there, just paint your skin red. But you know, they're like, they had a stroke at the party and they're like, guys, red is in, okay? I would not be caught dead red is in. Okay. I would not be caught dead not wearing red. Okay. Now look at you're like, you totally got surgery on those eyes to make them rad. Now by the way, check out this one.

Look at this beaut. Look at this. I mean, have we ever seen something like this? So many colors. I love, I love this teal going on, lots of patterns, but you know what I really love about this fish aside from its beautiful orange zebra makeup, it's like, you know what? I don't really need to have fins.

I can just be a sleek teardrop shape and I will be just fine. I was gonna say, this fish looked so good that somebody ate its ass off. I know. There's no ass on this fish. They're gone, there's no ass. They got their party makeup done

and they came out assless, you know? But it's a little insecure about his look. I don't know. Can you see its eyeball? Its eye is kind of like being like, oh my God, this is my first day wearing this outfit. Do people like it? Is this too much?

Is this too bold of a look? This fish was going to a party in the front. Look at the face. It spent a lot of money and then it got caught in a net and just left in the net for a long time. Cause look at the pattern on it. It's just like a net pattern all over it. And it came out assless with net all over his body. It's like, it's,

the night started. Well, this is now six in the morning where everything's gone to shit for this fit. It's like, I just got back from EDC. Oh my God. I hope no one realizes. I hope no one sees me on this walk of shame back from EDC. Oh my God. Okay, next one. Okay, this one, look at this. This guy, what a star.

I love this. This is a really cute fish. This is about as cute. They keep on trying to shove a clownfish agenda on us all season long, and we have actually not included the clownfish in our fish reports by intentionally. Because look at this fish. That's the cutest.

I love this fish but here's the problem with this fish. It looks like one of those really cheap cartoons where they take a cut out of a face and then they put human lips on it. And it's like, ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma. Those are human lips and it's making you uncomfortable. Yeah, the puffer fish are just very, very cute.

But I want you to know not all puffer fish are cute because look, we have another puffer fish. Wait, is this even, is this fish, does this have injections, this fish? Do fish have lips like this? This is the la la fish. It just keeps getting injections no matter how crazy it looks. Like your lip is flipping up on itself, la la fish.

It's a season two reality star fish for sure. And then our next fish, our next fish is this one. So this is another puffer fish. This is the season one puffer fish. It's like, hi, I'm just so glad to be part of this group. This is a Diane, Diane Frostenberg fish. It's just like what happens to the Lala lips, you know, as time goes on. It's like, I invented the wrap dress.

You know what? My husband turns out he's gay, but we were okay with it. We liked each other. Why won't anybody hug me? It's on my lips. No, you're covered in prickles. What are you a cactus fish? What the fuck kind of fish is this?

I want to turn you into a taco. It's the same fish as the one before, but like this is like in its youth. This is season one, you know, and now we're in season 14 on the Real Housewives and it's like, listen, I'm one of the OGs of the sea. OG of the OC. S E A that is. Yeah. That's like looking at my Facebook. I'm all young and fresh. And then you just skip forward. Like you just scroll down one second and then I'm like looking at my Facebook. I'm all young and fresh and then you just skip forward, like you just scroll down one second

and then I'm like covered in prickles. I wanted to give this school of fish a shout out for being uniform. We've seen a lot of chaotic fish this season, schools, and this one is like, you know what, we will be orderly and we'll have a cool blue look too. Except there's one little bastard over here, down here on the right side of the screen.

It's just like making the wrong turn. Like bye, I'm sick of this shit. I'm leaving this school. That's me because I couldn't graduate because I didn't take my PE class. I'm like bye, bye everyone, have fun. And losers. As a compare and contrast, we have this orderly school

and now we're gonna go to a chaotic school of fish. Now I like that they're all yellow, but they're all crashing into each other. It's like, you know what, go in order, single file, and you'll get to your destination. Now you're all crashing into the same rock. This is me the first time I drove a Vespa in Italy. There's no lines on the road. This is what it looks like. They're like, no, it's totally orderly.

Orderly fashona. Yeah, these are people that, you know, all these fish are at Costco right now, rushing to get a sample. That's what they all look like. Yeah. Okay, next up we have, look at this beauty. That's a big version of the fish that we just saw

with the painted face. And this is before it was put in the net. See, it has nice stripes and it still has a tail. No one ate it. This one's a, I love its shape. I love again that teal streaks, the orange, it's almost like salmon colored, which is kind of vicious if you think about it.

And it's friends are all cute and chic. So this one's a big fan. These little purple fish are fabulous, but you know they're always running around like, why are we always in the ensemble? Why are we never the lead? You literally all dress the same. And they're always running around like, why are we always in the ensemble? Why are we never the lead? Literally all dressed the same. And they're all going in different directions.

They're a terrible school. Okay, then we have these. This is a quick shot. Like I just like, I love this yellow streak across these, these fish's eyes, you know? Yeah, they're like, it makes me look thin. And I'm like, I can, we all know that you bought, that's a bodysuit.

Like we all know that you bought that. Like I know that it's camouflage and you're gonna look just like me once you take that shit off. So stop trying to trick me and let's just go to the movie, you know? Take off your Spanx. Okay, now this, we have a, this, okay,

this jellyfish is like the Amadeus of jellyfish. Look at it. It's got like the bloomers. That is, that fish has, that jellyfish has tenure somewhere. It is just like a Does the gray scraggly bearded jellyfish is like I'm upside down and it's not even on purpose bitch And you can tell it has tenure somewhere because it's not even putting any effort. It's just swinging right through the shot like hello 15 minutes late my ass and right through the shot like hello 15 minutes late my ass your term paper is due tomorrow by the way fire me i dare you and then uh we have just here like this is just like a little this

is kind of like a little fish parade happening here yeah just some basics here just a ray oh and our last one her face yeah look at this hello. It's like I'm barfing, but I'm barfing up fabulous burlesque feathers. Da na na na na, tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss tss t Oh, boom. Yeah, I love it. It's also kind of funny. It's like, look at me. I've got flamboyant feathers. No, don't look at me. Look at me now. Don't look at me.

Look at me now, don't. $5, it wasn't 10. $20? No. Wasn't 50. That's another funny faced fish. No. Yeah, it does have.

Another funny faced fish. What a good one. Which one was your favorite of the week? This one. This one? Yeah. I'm going to give mine, oh, I kind of want to give it to this cute one, but I'm going to give it to this one.

I love this one. This speckly rabbit up to. You're giving it to the biggest victim. I love the assless fish because it's doing so much. It's proving that you can do stripes and polka dots at the same time. So. This fish had a rough night and it's still swimming. You know, it's not staying in bed all day.

So, I agree. Although that one's so cute. That one is. That's so cute. The bloat, oh, it's so cute. All right, that's been the end of the fish report. Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop. Fish report.

Great times. All right, so we're waiting on these basic ass people talking about crab legs. Serena's gonna give Alicia a recommendation for culinary school. And she's like, well, I've come a long way from the girl that almost killed everyone with a spicy curry.

Now I'm the girl with nude lipstick who's just broken the heart of a dull gray floating rock. Yes, they're going to drop anchor and they're serving lunch and the guests are all so impressed with the crab. They're like, this is amazing. How wonderful. What a beautiful, wonderful lunch. Unfortunately, Jason has yet again decided to take them to Swelliville, population, this boat. So this boat is like rocking. And for the rest of the episode, they have this undercurrent of a sound effect. That's one.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And so you, like just sitting there watching, you just feel so sick. Yeah, and it's really bad. We see it swing the plates moving and the guests are like, Oh, so does the boat always rock like this because it's not great. And it does Jason's like, well, that's what you got to do.

It's a boat and that's how they work. And he's like, the stabilizers are working. You wouldn't know it, but Coutinho is a big boat. All right, but it's no match for the swell that's coming in. So he's like tough titties basically. So now they all start barfing. Yeah. They basically, they're all getting nauseous and we, and you can really see like in every scene you see the oceans like going up and down like it's a pretty intense swell. And Jason's like, well, they'll just have to get used to it. Sorry. Yeah.

So it was pretty bad. Like I really does go off and barf. And then they're talking about the food and Serena's like, is everything okay? Why aren't they eating? It's like they're barfing. Okay. They can't eat. So then Bri, Laura and Marina are serving the snapper and Bri's like,

Oh my God, a day or do you know, it's going to be funny bringing Harry to New Jersey because when I moved to America with my fiance, I was like, Oh my God, what did I do? But you know, Harry's already here, so he'll be easier to dump. Yeah. And there was like late, but so when you guys go to America, you guys gonna be going to any monster truck rallies? Cause otherwise I don't see this as being a long lasting relationship.

Y'all got rodeos in New Jersey. Why the fuck do you live there? Y'all getting married in the pub. We all getting married. So, uh, Harry is like, he Harry is downstairs showing everyone, guys, now you want to know how to fold a towel? Okay. If you roll it like this, it's going to be soft and fluffy. That's not a towel. This is a towel. So Serena is going to bed and she's telling Alicia to finish up the galley. And then Serena runs into the captain of the hall and was like, thank you for speaking to Laura because things are very nice now. You know, she actually

let me tie her hair with a bit of spaghetti. He's like, Oh, why? She said it was a good chat. She's like, Thank you. I really appreciate it. And surely I'm not speaking too soon. Yeah. So then breeze in bed and she's FaceTiming her mom and her mom is like, Laura, you look tired. And Laura's like, I'm so tired. I'm so tired. But thank you, by the way. One thing I love is doing my hair up like this and hearing a lady in New Jersey said that I look tired. That's really wonderful while I'm on television. If I look tired to a woman in New Jersey, how do I look to everyone else? God.

Then Harry joins in and he's like, Hi mommy, do you know how to roll a towel? Okay. Do you know that? You know, we're exclusive, but basically boyfriend, girlfriend. I'm your son in law now. And the mom just goes, but like, I thought she was breaking up with you today. You know, mom, are we breaking up? I just heard you say, but I know you didn't say that.

She's like, what did you say? We're exclusive mom. And it's like, hello mommy exclusive. You've got a new executive partner in the family. Bree's like, I'll call you later to explain it mom. Don't worry. Mary's like, your mother doesn't seem very impressed. Yeah, because her mom knows exactly what's going on.

So Bree's like, yeah, you know, you know, exclusive partnership, you're testing dynamics of a relationship before you fully lock it down. No, your dating experiences when you were testing the dynamics, this entire charter season was the test. OK, dump him, dump him now. Yeah, so Jason's awakened in the middle of the night by the swell of the boat. He's like, well, there's nowhere else I can move it to. Cause over there, there's other water,

and over there, there's other water. All of it's water. What can you do? And so then everyone's waking up, and Zarina's tired because the boat was rocking, the rooms were hot as shit. And Marina and Nick are out on the bow and they're like looking at the scenes and they're like having a nice romantic moment looking at the scenery.

And there Zarina's watching them on closed TV, closed caption, not closed caption, closed circuit TV. And she's like, oh look, Marina and and Nico having a date up on the sun deck. That looks nice. Should we go up there and throw spaghetti at them? What do you think, Alicia? Yeah. And they're doing the end of the season thing where Marina is like, I really like him, but

you know, it's the end of the season and we're yachties. So you never know where we're going to be. So she asked what he's doing after this. And he's like, Oh, no, probably a stock trick convention or two. What are you about? What about you? I've thought about it. She's like, you haven't thought about it? Really? Have you ever thought about maybe my grandmother needs some mortgage help? That could be romantic. You can move in with the grandmother. So then everyone is like gathering and they're talking about going on the treasure hunt and stuff like that. And Laura is saying her stomach is, everyone's feeling kind of

sick, even like the staff, et cetera. And they're talking about like the plan of the attack is that they're going to, he's going to, they're going to go with this, this new tender over to this area to set up this beach setup. But the issue is that there are a lot of shallow areas, so they're going to be quick. So now it's breakfast time and Serena is figuring out food and Laura's radioing. Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena, Serena,

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So she comes all the way downstairs. She's like, is anything ready? And Zarina's like, well, have we got the fruits and stuff? And Laura's like, well, that's on the table. And they're talking about it. And Laura's like a little snippy because she's like, well, why don't you have your radio on? And then, you know, they finally get the stuff and they're going upstairs. And Laura's like, these stairs are killing me. I'm killing my stomach. He's eating my stomach. And so Zarina's like, is there something wrong? She's like, where's your radio? Why don't you have your radio on? I can't just keep coming up and

down these staircases like this. something wrong. She's like, where's your radio? What are you radio on? I can't just keep coming up and down the staircases like this. Sorry, she only allowed to not be wearing her radio if she's got a leotard and bunny ears on. So Serena's like, I mean, I just don't understand this. Lauren, I've made up and we're friends again. And she's still huffing and puffing around me. Am I going crazy? Or is this day? So you're not sitting at my table view.

I think in this case, Laura's huffing and puffing was, was valid. I think that like, it was bad when Laura herself did not have a radio on and when the shoe was on the other foot, it was equally as bad. People have to have the radio on and if captain Lee were here, he would have a few choice words to say about that. So they are getting this, they're just doing this breakfast stuff. And so, but basically what we're seeing is that not all is well with Laura and Serena. Their makeup was only temporary and that it's still going to fall apart.

And so the boat's still swelling, everything's still going to hell there. They're trying to figure out shallow water and they're going to have to figure it out next week Don't don't don't the season finale will everybody die Yeah, because the big thing is that Nate Nate goes out with it Nate goes out with the tinder the tender over to the the area and he gets stuck in the sand and now the guests are waiting to go out onto the sand because They're all nauseous. They want to get the hill off the area and he gets stuck in the sand and now the guests are waiting to go out onto the sand because they're all nauseous they want to get the hell off the boat and they can't get the boat off of the sandbar

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