Watch What Crappens - #2861 Below Deck Down Under S03E17 Part One: The End of TzaLara with Guest Ryan Bailey

Episode Date: May 27, 2025

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I'm Ronnie and today for this very special below deck, final recap, I'm with the gorgeous Ryan Bailey from the So Bad It's Good podcast with Ryan Bailey. Hello, Ryan. Hello, Ronnie. And to the audience, we just did a whole podcast before we started FYI, so... We did. And, you know, I could not press record because I was still getting some fish together for the fish report. So, priorities. People need the fish report. That's what we're here for today.

Thank you for being here any day, but also, especially on this... ...Bullied Dick finale day. because this is never an easy day. Not because anyone's crying that this shit's over, but because it's very difficult, the finale. It's like hugging. It's just hugging. It is. It's a very end of the school year vibe. You know, where you're like, we have to say goodbye

to all of these characters, some of which we've never even learned their names the entire season, and wonder what they're gonna be doing for the summer, and you get to see... Like, this, thank God Harry is gonna be with that girl for a little bit. Like, that warmed my heart. But it was... Oh, God, yeah, I was really worried about those two fucking basics.

Like, what are they gonna do? Are they gonna have somebody to hold hands with in the food court? I don't care. You know they enjoy matinee movies together. And the fact that he was like in the last episode, just kept apologizing to her, like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. She was twerking on me. I'm so sorry. And he just kept apologizing. And I was like, really sobbed. The man literally sobbed.

And she loved it. She loved it. She was like, you're the one for me. A man who will sob an apology. Yes, you're the one. I mean, I mean, it's like, you're the one for me. A man who will sob and apology, yes, you're the one. I mean, it's like, you know, she was getting full fanny flutters. It was amazing. That's all she needed. This whole season, she's been like, I need more from Harry. I just don't know what it is. But I need more.

And she gets him sobbing and apologizing. And she's like, that's it. Just game. Just game. Harry reminds me of the dad, Crispin Glover from Back to the Future, but not like as the nerdy part, like one Michael J. Fox goes back and changes the future, and then Crispin Glover, like the dad has changed,

he'd like wrote a book, and he's, that reminds me of Harry. You know, Harry reminds me of, did you ever watch Absolutely Fabulous? I'm sorry, I'm bringing up old shows. Oh, my God, Ronny, I have a note right here about Chief Stu reminding me of, like, very Ab Fab vibes. Oh, yes, yes. Well, Harry, they did a trip where they went to Morocco,

and there was this, like, perv that they know, this, like, guy perv, and he's just like, "'Ooh, ooh.'" And just sway his face, like like his eyebrows go all the way. He's like, ooh. That's very Harry. And I know Harry, you know, is so nice, and everybody loves Harry.

And I'm not a Harry hater. I mean, Harry does seem genuinely nice. But there's just something about Harry that I don't trust. And I don't know if it's that... Really? You will go so as far as you do not trust Harry? I don't trust. And I don't know if it's that... Really? You will go so as far as you do not trust Harry? I don't trust Harry. I'm gonna say that I don't trust Harry. He seems to... He seems, like, sneaky or something.

There's something, and also he's a big tattletale. You know, that's another thing I don't like about Harry. He's always tattletaling and then he's always running to the girls with all the gossip to, like, get everybody else in trouble. I mean, he's just not a trustworthy person. But he seems nice. But what if he comes back next season after his new girlfriend

and his voice is like lowered three octaves, like, what's up, Captain Jason? What's going on? Listen, I've seen a lot of people change in my 50 years. I've never seen anybody change that much. Have you? No, no, no, you made a really solid point there, Ronnie. Thank you. Yeah, you're right. No, I don't trust Captain Jason.

People can change, but they don't. Yeah, that's true. People don't want to put the work in. Captain Jason is the one that sometimes I don't trust because he, to me, is just, I mean, he's so solid. I mean, he's very Tom Cruise in a way, where he is just... I'm here, I'm vaping off camera to be black. Oh, gotcha. You guys really, you know...

He's very... Captain Jason is like very Tom Cruise in the sense that Tom Cruise just wants to make films, and Jason just wants to provide a good service, and he loves this yacht, and he loves the Seychelles, and he's very asexual to me. Like, he's considered the hottest thing that Bravo has going in terms of a man, yet you cannot ever see this guy hooking up with anybody. You know, it's interesting, because Danny Pellegrino was

just here, we were in Crappier together, and we were talking about that article that came out of, and people about Bravo's sexiest bachelors. You saw that, I'm sure. Tom Schwartz was like, it's like, Carl. Tom Schwartz is like, what's up, everybody? Schwartz, Carl, Shet, and then, of course, the model, Beckford coming to the new show.

Tyson Beckford coming to the new show. Tyson Beckford was in there. Who's like legit gorge. But then you've got all these other dum-dums from Bravo. And Danny said, you know, I notice he's like, take Tyson out of it. He's like, but you notice everybody else is kind of asexual on that. If you think about it, you've got Shep, who I said Shep's not asexual.

He just comes in two seconds, so it doesn't really matter. It's like frat boy coming, you know. Was it good for you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But Shep, I think, is too drunk to even know. But like Carl and Schwartz and... Well, Carl is completely asexual. Yeah. Completely.

Yeah, so now you're saying Jason, and so that makes sense. And by the way, it's not to disasexuality, obviously. Not me. I'm like the president of it. But, you know. I mean, I'm not screaming. Like, you don't see me and it doesn't scream sex at all. Like, I...

But I, like, remember that BravoCon we were at a couple years ago? And everybody, like, the whole weekend was just about getting Captain Jason laid. Like, not even from, like, the fans. It was like, la la. Like, every panel you would go to, there would be a question where it'd be like, would you bone

Captain Jason? Like, that was every panel I went to, they would just, like, get to a point where they would ask it, like, would you hook up with Captain Jason? Where I was like, panel I went to, they would just like get to a point where they would ask, it's like, would you hook up with Captain Jason? Where I was like, why aren't we doing Love Hotel? Let's just do Love Jason. Yeah, they could. They could try to do one of those

shep-lationships or whatever, or relationships or whatever they did, just trying to hook Jason up. Just hook Jason up, you know? I mean, maybe. Do you think people know the history of Bravo as much as they should? Like, because you just said, relationship, and I wonder if there are people out there still that don't realize Shep had one season long dating show.

Yeah, well, you know, times, those years just keep flying by. I mean, we'll mention stuff and people are like, what are you talking about? That fight never happened. I'm like, yes, it did 15 years ago. Do you watch Bravo? But yeah,hip, that was the first dating show I've ever seen so many people leave. They're like, no. No.

Just willfully. Yeah. Everybody wants to be a reality star, and that's the one show people were like, -"I'm good, actually." -"I'm out of here." I just realized I didn't get a lot of attention for my parents when I was younger. I tried to kiss him, he burped in my mouth, and there was a tooth in my mouth.

There was a wooden tooth in my mouth as he walked away. Like, I'm out of here. If you kiss Shep, you are going to get an immediate taste of brisket. Like, smoked brisket. BOTH LAUGH And some probably in your mouth, because it's still on his teeth. You know he's just one of those. Ugh, gross.

But yeah, Jason is very... He's like being put forth as a sexy guy, and he is sexy, but he's good looking. But I agree that there's not a ton of like, energy dripping off there. Like the season where he's like coming out in the shirts, you know, the wet shirt, and then he's selling his kimono. He's like, oh yeah, the Captain's Lounge kimono.

I'm like, please put your clothes on. I'm trying to eat. And then... You want your hairy butt crack everywhere? And didn't Laura just have, like, a sex dream about him, like, last episode or, like... I don't believe that either. Do you? I mean, yeah, because I was like, come on, you did not. Explain the sex dream. Like, that would have been a fun scene

if she had to explain in detail to Captain Jason the sex scene. Well, the sex scene actually was pretty funny. She's like, I imagined that we were saving children and the children had beautiful eyes. And then we fucked. I'm like, what the f... You were saving children. Oh, he wants to make eye contact with you during sex. You just know it. Oh, God. I mean, I kind of like that, do you?

Because it keeps it off my... It keeps your eyes off my love handles. Like, just look right here. No, like, yeah, right here, right here. Yeah, right at these baby blues. Come on. I'm looking into your eyes, and you're looking at the exit sign. I'm like, it's called romance! Finish! Get her done.

Can I get some chef timing over here, please? All right, so below tick down under Oh, and also you're not only doing your own show, you are a chump these days on the Jeff Lewis radio show. Jeff Lewis says, Jeff Lewis live you were you guys were just on last week I get made fun of by Jeff it's only I mean that's when you were when I was watching flipping out like 12 however long how many years ago how many decades that was I used to love flipping out and just to think that I never was watching that thinking that one day I would get completely made fun of by Jeff Lewis every week.

Right you just watch everybody else being traumatized. Like, this is so entertaining. And now that it's your turn, you're like, god damn it. This guy's great. Oh, cool, he's talking about my nipples and bedwetting again. Amazing. Love it. He is harsh, man.

But very funny. So love you on that. OK, so I just wanted to give them a shout out. Hi. OK, so now let's go over to the below deck down under season finale. My first kind of complaint is I don't need 17 episodes of below deck. I don't need it. Can I tell you something that might blow your mind, Ronnie,

is that you asked me to do this last week and I was like, hell yeah. And I had not watched an episode of Below Deck Med this season. And so in this past week, I have watched 17 episodes of Below Deck Med. Ryan! And I will... Well, listen, Below Deck, like, I watch Below Deck, Sailing Yacht, I watch... But, you know, sometimes a season will get three or four episodes in and you're like,

I don't, I can't do it. I can't get in there. I don't have the time. And then I always want to get around to it. And you asked me and I was like, oh, this is the perfect time. And I have been in below deck down underworld for the last week. And it is so funny. Like, I'll have dreams...

I want to have dreams about having sex with Captain Jason, but I will have dreams of like, we got to get these stabilizers. People are getting sick up here. I am fully in below deck. And it's so sad, because now it's over, and I'm kind of... I want to know what happens next week. Oh, don't worry. The next one comes out next week.

That's why. That's why I'm saying we don't need 17. It's on year round. Like, enough. You know? I think a good 12 is good. Below deck is that like old faithful show. It's like, it's just like, it's kind of like Summer House in the sense that it's like, it kind of exists on vibes. And it's a feeder system for like, you know, it's the show that women can usually get their boyfriends or their husbands to watch on Bravo.

And then they'll get enough courage to go to Summer House and eventually years later, they'll finally hit Real Housewives. Below Deck is that safe show that I can just watch people just, you know, enter the, enter the kitchen, exit the kitchen, and that's a scene. It's like bisexual porn is to a heterosexual swinger marriage that's like about to bloom. You know, you gotta get the husband a little warmed up, and then he's in there, then he's in there.

Then the next couple of years, they're watching all the housewives, they're bent over the couch. Did you really just reveal something so personal right now about your life? I was, hey, it's like those bisexual relationships where you got, you know how it is. You know how it is. You got to slowly turn them to get their keys in the bowl. Hey, listen, you got to have a hobby. So below deck down under, here we go. How many people will say goodbye today? Let's watch. So below deck down under, here we go.

How many people will say goodbye today? Let's watch. So we start with the Tinder being stuck on the beach. It was time time. This was a rough one because me, it's such a nice guy. He's like, all I want is a wifey and 10 babies with blonde hair. That's all I really need.

And I've messed up this Tinder. He was so flustered and frustrated, as I would imagine. I mean, if you have this job and then you get it stuck, and he already, you know, he's like, oh, Captain Jason's potentially gonna dress me down for this. Like, he had a real responsibility, because the people on the boat were getting sick.

The stabilizers weren't working as properly as they should. So people were hurling on the boat. Yeah. And when that happened, he's like, well, you know, the stabilizers just do that in this kind of water and that's just how it goes. That's how the stabilizers are. They don't work very well. Well, how discounted is this?

But also should it be called stabilizers if it doesn't stabilize. Yeah, that sounds like it should have a different name for sure. Make it for metalizers. Also the guy who got this charter is named when now. Oh, the charter guy. Yeah, the main guy is I can't with that guy. Yeah, the main guy. He's like, my name's Wynne. No, it's not. No.

I don't believe you. Okay, so it's stuck because... And Jason's mad. And I like when Jason gets mad this season, because for the most part, he's like, figure it out yourselves. They're like, um, me and Serena are about to kill each other. I don't care. Figure it out yourselves. I've got a Netflix in here. All right?

Yeah. Well, yeah, he was really addicted to those M&Ms that one episode. I don't care. Figure it out yourselves. I've got a Netflix in here. All right? NIGEL LAUGHS Well, yeah, he was really addicted to those M&Ms that one episode. He's like, if I open a bag, I can't stop. I can't stop if I... Make him sound like John Lennon, by the way, you guys, but like, I loved that he was addicted to a bag of M&Ms at one point. And he's like, help yourself, have one. You know, I'm gonna keep eating them until the bag's gone.

Yeah, but you know what happens when, like, really healthy people start eating junk food? They turn into bitches. Look, you see, because remember how he was with Marina? And that was during his M&M phase. And he's like, how dare you? Oh, I told you to stick suitcases up, and you smothered off to me.

You want to die on your sleep wench? And I was like, oh my God, what happened to him? And then I realized it was the sugar. It was the sugar addiction. It would be amazing if he got that M&M addiction at the first episode. And by the 17th episode, we see that he's noticeably put on 30 pounds. He's like, I'm not moving right.

I was sweating under me belly. Sweating under me belly. Never even knew that could happen. So yeah, that was fun. So he got, he got pissed. He's like, how could they get it stuck? Huge mistake. I showed him how to navigate. I showed him the computer. I gave them a kimono to wear for a promotional shot on my Insta.

How dare they? And it turns out they just drove it too far onto the sand and it got stuck there. What are you gonna do? Yeah, like I've never been on a yacht, and I probably never will be, but I was like, Oh dear, they. And it turns out they just drove it too far onto the sand and it got stuck there. Yeah, like I've never been on a yacht, and I probably never will be, but I was like, that's what I see as the problem as well. You've driven it too far up.

Yeah, it seems obvious, but it's not, you know. And then he finally comes to help them, and he's like, huge, fuck up, huge. All right, let me give you a lesson. You gotta get waist deep in the water instead of driving to see how deep it is. Can't you see it with your eyes? And he did that snake eye thing where he's like,

can't you see it with your eyes? I bet he's one of those dudes though, if he does talk closely to you, it is probably the most intense experience in real life. You know, like if he talks close, he's always just, he's laser likeness precision. Like I think it's like really pretty easy going if you know? Like, if he talks close, he's always just, he's laser-like in his precision. Like, I think it's, like, really pretty easy going if you're watching it, but I bet in person,

it's, it might be a little intimidating. It's intimidating. It's intimidating to even watch it. Because he ended that, he goes, can't you see it with your eyes? At least we gave him something to laugh at. Look at them, standing on the shore, all laughing at you. It's like, damn, oh my god, it's like taking me back to kindergarten.

You're in the running for the disco ball helmet. Yeah. So, you know, not a great ending. Oh, and he says, he's like, not a great ending, guys. It's time for commercial. It's time for a Crappins commercial. At 24, I lost my narrative, or rather it was stolen from me. And the Monica Lewinsky that my friends and family knew was usurped by false narratives, callous jokes, and politics. I would define reclaiming as to take back what was yours.

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Brie, Harry, take a note. Oh my God, we're like executive privileged. Harry's like, I felt a nipple last night for the first time. We're basically married now. So we get to this thing that I hate most on these shows, where they're like, Oh my God, let's have the guests play with the Queen of people. Are you talking about the treasure hunt?

Yes, the pirate treasure hunt thing. Which at least it wasn't an Olympics. That's what I really hate the most. If you had the opportunity, wouldn't you just want to drink and eat and maybe jump into the water? Like, if I had to do a treasure hunt, I would be so bummed out. Like, and they're all in pirate outfits

and everybody's in their costuming. Like, who's, I mean, is there a group of people out there that'd be like, that made the trip. That really made the trip. Exactly, and they do it every time. If I was in a really nice hotel and there was a knock at my door and it was the cleaning ladies, like,

okay, come outside. We're going to have an Olympics race. You against the maids. I'd be like, get the fuck out of here. It's the water with you. It's the water version of a rage room or a murder mystery party on these shows. Like when they have to go and I'm like, no, just tell me what you guys are feeling and what the fight is.

I don't need to know. I don't need to see you guys smashing things with a bat. Like I'm grown up enough to like, let's just talk. Let's just find out what's going on what you guys are feeling and what the fight is. I don't need to know, I don't need to see you guys smashing things with a bat. Like, I'm grown up enough to like, let's just talk. Let's just find out what's going on with you guys. Yeah. Yeah, just say like, how are you doing? How's business, Wynn? Hey, Wynn, where'd that name come from? It's not really your name.

Why are you making up names for yourself, Wynn? So, people get back to the boat, et cetera. Someone had to stay with the tinder. And so, Nate, the bosun, decides he's gonna stay with the tinder. If you know you're gonna be out somewhere in the middle of the ocean, well, it's not the middle, but you know what I mean, you're not gonna be on deck, why are you letting the bosun stay out there chain smoking, doing nothing? Isn't he kind of important?

Yeah, and he was so, and you could tell, he was just like huffing and puffing for four hours, it seemed like. Also, like, yeah... Did you also that one part where Alicia thought Nate looked hot in the pirate outfit? Like, so he's in the pirate outfit, like, he screwed up the Tinder, but he's also... Alicia's like playing games with my boy Nate.

He was like, oh, he looks really hot right now. Yeah. Yeah, I think this is a spoiler alert. I'm sorry for everybody waiting for this at the end, but it's happening now. When Alicia's like, yeah, you know, I really like him, you know, our vibes haven't changed. He's a wonderful guy, but... I'm really in love with my profession of cheffery.

So I just don't have room in my heart for both. What the fuck? It's intense doing what she does. You've got to commit fully. You have to fully decide you want to commit to the life of yachting and the job that she's training for and you can't, you can't, you don't have time for love. Don't you? I mean, I think every chef I've ever known fucks.

You really committed to that. I was like, is that true? No, no, that's not true at all. I'm rethinking everything. I'm like, wait a minute. No, that's not true. You're like, how can that girl learn to chiffonade if she's out there worrying about penises?

No, the truth was he just, she didn't wanna hear things like smoochies and stuff like that. Yeah, he's too cute to hear. He kept saying weird shit. Do you think that happens when people become parents where you're like, oh, God, yeah, I'm with a man, I'm with this man,

and then you have a baby and he's like, oochie, oochie, little boo, do we make a little boo-boo? And you're just like, mm. Oh, my God. I lost my lust for you because of how you treated our child making baby faces. You were too cute to see with our child. At least he can never have children with a man. She's gonna be

Daddy a smoothie before but I was disgusting. I've got to go learn my craft more now She said she was learning a shiv and all she was banging other cars the bar Also, I love I love how Nate like everybody was like, oh, he said he's going to cry really hard. He's so emotional. But Nate seemed like he was like, yeah, it's okay. Like he seemed okay with her being like not into him all of a sudden. Well I think Nate has had a lot of experience of being dumped.

Didn't it seem like that? Yeah. Where he's put like a, he's put a happy smile on no matter what like he's a tragic clown He's used to it and when he left with all that backpacking gear, you know, like he carries in he's just one of those guys He's a water hot this morning, you know, I think that Everyone thinks those guys are so cute and then they wake up next to one and they're like, why are you kind of smelly still? Did you take a shower yesterday? And they're like, Oh, sun's almost up in an hour. We better get hiking. Get the fuck out of my house, sir. He's a wanderer. He's a guy that's familiar

with the phrase walkabout. He's like, going on a walkabout. Yeah, so I think he's he's used to being left. So let's see. So he stays with a tender and then we get our first real land animal montage. So I think we should bring in the fish report. All right, Ryan. So this is where we judge fish. Now we've judged a lot of these fish already. So I took out some of the copies because I'm sick of looking at their same dresses. So we're gonna mix in some of the other animals today. Let's see what we've got.

First, we've got this turtle. This is the biggest attention hog of the season, this turtle. Is that Sheena? Corner. That's a beautiful turtle. Welcome to the TV in under seven minutes. And then you're like, okay, I'm free of that thirsty turtle.

They finally gave it its last scene. And then look what we get again. The turtle again. The turtle is like, hey, everybody, I don't like Lisa Vanderpump. Now, please follow me. Oh, good as gold, because you're good as. I was giving you the rest. Oh, sorry.

I was just I was waiting for that. I'm sure the audience is singing along. So I was letting the audience know I thought you're doing the good. So then we get to this. We talk about the stingrays a lot. I just think that this one is, the dots are so well proportioned on this one. Oh, you know, the CGI in this is amazing.

The dots are, I mean, this is avatar level. I mean, it really is a beauty to like, I mean, do you think they get, it's like, is this second unit that films this stuff? Like, are they like, holy, I got an amazing stingray this morning? Because it is truly beautiful. I think it is. I think they have real cinematographers

who just have this job, and they take themselves very seriously probably. They're like, hello. What if... Let's discuss our shots for the day. Why don't we discuss storyboard up there? What is the stingray feeling today? Or is it just like, oh, my God, guys, I've got my eye on a turtle right now. I whip my camera out as quick as I could.

I've got the turtle. I've got the sea turtle. It, it guys, it's glorious. This is like twister. Helen hunts like running, running to the tender. She's like, get me over there stat. There's a bill Paxton on the second unit filming it. Like conditions are poor, but we will get the shot, sir.

All right, we do see a stingray. We do. No, not that stingray. The one with the perfect heart-shaped ass. Where are you? I told Ronnie, I said, listen, I love these interstitials so much, they need them on other Bravo shows. Like, if you were watching The Valley and all of a sudden, they just started like doing like an aquarium with like fish,

you would just like every time there's an intense like Jack's Britney scene, and then all of a sudden you see like a land shark and beautiful like, you know, just fish in the ocean. I think it would really calm the show down. I think that would work, except instead of fish, I think it should be like the locals to that show, right? So the fish are the locals to this show.

So on that one, it would be like, okay, everything's going on. And it would be like a study of like a tent city under the freeway, just like the gorgeous pattern tent or like Angeline, you know, Angeline, didn't show it out of her pink car. You know, on the Valley interstitials was just Angeline shots of like people parking next to her. Like you always end up parking next to Angeline and like Ralph's grocery store. And by the way, I one time Angela's is quick. Angelina is like an icon.

If you don't know who she is, you've seen her before at some point or some image. But she was at this show. She's future Erika Jayne, for those of you who don't know. She married some billionaire dude, or millionaire, I don't know back then what it was. And she just, she wasn't really famous, and she wanted to be, so she had him buy billboards of her

all over town that just said, Angelina! And then she's like, looks like Erika Jayne, and she would just be posing. And she drives a pink, so she had him buy billboards of her all over town that just said, Angeline. And then she's like, looks like Erica Jane, and she would just be posing. And she drives a pink Corvette everywhere. And she's very mysterious. She's much, much older now, but she was at this show at UCB years and years ago.

And you could enter to win to drive around with Angeline. And I put my name in, and I got a call a couple days later saying that I won. And then I realized that everybody wins, because like, you know, you can take this drive with Angeline, but then you have to buy merch from her. And you have to buy over like $150 of merch. And I was like, oh, so, and I was like, wow.

But by the way, that is kind of what I feel like future reality stars that will eventually go off of Bravo. They will end up taking you on rides in their car through Los Angeles trying to sell you merchandise. That is the future. Shit, if I had people who wanted to do it, I'd do it tomorrow.

I'd do it right now. Ronnie, so many. Oh my god. You could sell rides on your Vespa. You could sell rides on your Vespa tomorrow. People would be like, I'm riding with Ronnie Caron on a Vespa today. Oh my god. Angeline'm riding with Ronnie Caram on a Vespa today. Oh my God. Angeline, one time I saw her at, I was out with a girlfriend of mine and she's like,

Oh my God, it's Angeline. And I said, really? Angeline? She's like, yeah, I want to go say hi. I was like, all right. So we go over and she's like, Oh my God, Angeline, I love you. Would you sign my, you know, I have a piece of paper in my pocket. Would you sign it?" And she goes, no, but if you got 20 bucks, I'll sign it. Yep. Yes. Then I took a picture with Angeline, and it cost me 20 bucks. Yeah, my friend was crushed.

She was like, I can't believe Angeline is like that. I can't believe she's in it for the money. I can't believe it. She's just in it for the money. I can't believe a woman who just bought billboards of herself all over town is only in it for the money. Well, we've made the valley less dark. I can't believe a woman who just bought billboards of herself all over town is only in it for the body

Well, we've we've made the valley less dark. We're bringing Angeline on for interstitials. Angeline should join the valley They don't like it needs somebody to talk to you They start doing stunt casting and Britney's like he's just so mean to me and she's just like give me $20 I'll talk. Yeah, I'll give you advice if you give me $20 on you. All right, so that is the stingray. And then we go to. Sorry, guys. A little tangent. My bad.

No, don't be sorry. Listen, this finale, we can talk about whatever we want. There's some Laura and Serena stuff. That's all anybody's here for. There's the whole dish debacle. I mean, the plating situation, I was almost having a heart attack during. Yeah, that's bad.

So I just wanted to show you this fish. What do you think of this fish's outfit? I love... Is this like, this is like going... This fish is like going to the sphere to see the dead. This is amazing. This is. This fish is on drugs for sure. And just mixing and matching all sorts of patterns

and face makeup. Like, I know I'm like really cold-hearted and I've turned that way through talking about Bravo for these last five years, but this actually is beautiful, Ronnie. Like, if you really look at this, I think this is a beautiful fish. This is a pretty fish.

I think that this fish has too much attitude, and I really would have appreciated some more. They're like, well, I'm not gonna match on purpose because I'm rich. You know how rich people dress. They're like, stupid on purpose. And I'm like, well, you can tell the fish, the fish has rich parents. You can tell for sure. Yeah, this is a fish of privilege. So I resent it. Okay, so let's go to this next one. Okay. This is a land animal because we've, we've run out of fish. We haven't talked about, this is just a little squawky bird that's acting like it's about to die, but it was

the one who chose to land on a boy. So... Wow. Do you think they realized, like, do they sign a release this bird? Like, is there an NDA at all? Yes, this is a thirsty bird. They tell their other friends, like, oh my God, I'm on the season finale of Below Deck if you can catch it. it's on peak as well.

It's on their Facebook. You guys, I know I haven't said anything in a while, but I'm still here. And this weekend, you can get this week. You can catch me on the low deck down on the. You guys, I can't say what happened today, but something crazy. I will be updating my socials, but let's just say, you might be seeing me on the screen very soon. That's all I can say. Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised that animals are that thirsty like humans now, and just like befriend Sheena and move to their town so they can eventually get on their show. This is like the Janet of birds.

Like, look at those birds. The secret lives of Mormon birds. (*JAMET LAUGHS*) Because look how dramatic it's being. It's like, I'm going to land on the boy and then scream and cry that I'm starving and no one's feeding. That's what it's doing.

Yeah, by the way, the bird is screaming trying to get a line. Like, I have a line. BLAIR LAUGHS Line? SLUANNE. Line. BLAIR LAUGHS

There's no business like... Like show business. Line. BLAIR LAUGHS By the way, please come to my cabaret. I'll be doing it next week. Please. Can we talk about my cabaret, please? I love, I love her. She's like, I gotta keep working out Jeff, because I do cabaret. Girl. Sonya does cabaret. She doesn't have to work out.

Yeah, Sonya does not work out. Okay, so let's see. So then we get a bat. Okay, what do you think of bats? Look at this bat, how cute it is. I, yeah, I mean, listen, I'm a huge Batman fan. That's not even a joke. I just actually am. It's like the one straight thing about me. And, but yeah, the bat looks majestic.

I love, like the bat looks like it's wearing a leather jacket. Like, their wings are awesome. Yes. And look, it's grooming itself. Like, we catch it grooming. It's like, when am I not grooming myself? Try and get a shot of me not grooming myself. That's why I'm fucking fabulous. Maybe you should be taking care of yourself.

Yeah. Take note. Take note, bitch. But yeah, the leather jacket looks so good on it. It's so well maintained. The coloring on the hair, the hair looks so clean. I mean, I always thought bats were like dirty and like crusty, but not this one. It's like fuzzy and cute. You can tell this bat saw Chaz Dean. The hair is so majestic.

Speaking of West Hollywood billboards, it's like, yeah. Angeline and Chaz, is Chaz Dean the male version of Angeline? This bat is going to sue later. Like, hey, wait a minute, that shampoo really did something to me. Like, wait a minute, bat. When will this go down? I have way too, I look like Wes Wilson on Summer House. WES LAUGHS

West wishes. Oh, also, what are these? I didn't know bats had five fingers. One, two, three, four, five. Wow. I didn't know that about bats. Did you? No, I had no clue. This is huge. That's impressive. And also goal weight. I've always wanted to just hang upside down like that. I couldn't do it. Oh, my God. I wish I could hang upside down. Have you,

I've never been able to do a pull-up in my life. No, I can't. And you know, I used to back in the day, you know, cause I'm like sometimes 400 pounds and sometimes 190 pounds. I always saw I'm the Luther Vandrossen podcasting. I really am too. I've gained, I've lost and gained. So when we first started this, I over over the years gained like 250 pounds and then I lost it and then I gained it again and then now I lost. I'm like, I'm crazy. So yeah, I get the going up and down. So I used to do pull ups and then I just bought a pull up bar again. Girl, I cannot do one

pull up. Not even as far as, wait, you went as far as to buy a pull-up bar? Yeah. You believed in yourself that much that you're like, I will, I'm going to do this. Like, you purchased something. I used to do that. I used to.

I got up to 20 a day. Oh my god, Ronnie, what are you? Are you juicing? No. No, oh my god, I wish. Vodka, just Tito's and pull-ups. No, I can't do that. He's doing anabolic Tito's, no. Oh my God. I wish vodka. Just Tito's Tito's and pull ups. No, I can't do that. Anabolic Tito's. Yeah. I can't be them. I'm just hanging my like latest old Navy's on there. That's all. Oh, dude, my my legs are like tree trunks and

it's like the heaviest part of my body. So like if I just if I could cut myself off at the waist, I know I would be able to do a pull up. It's the legs, they weigh me down completely. It's like it's a yeah, anyways, they say you just have to keep pulling. And I do is just not the bar. Okay, so then we have this little, we've got this little crab thing. I feel like crabs get more attention than they should. Do you think it's because they can walk sideways? Yeah, I mean, Ronnie, I'm going to say I do think it's because they can walk sideways. It's a huge feature that not a lot of, I think, animals have. It's a show off move and I think it works for crabs. And also, they're delicious and I think they get a lot of attention for that. Yeah. But do they ever walk front ways or do they only walk sideways? Because I only see them

walking sideways. By the way, this is when you really miss the presence of Ben, because I think Ben would really know this. Really? Yeah, Ben probably would know this. He'd know what college that thing went to. He'd be like, that crab went to Dartmouth. I know that. I know that crab. Okay, so let's, hi, Ben.

Ben's not listening to this. This is the look Ben gave me right now after saying that. This bird just looked right at the camera like, what the fuck? Yeah, I'm never traveling again. Yeah, I travel one time and you make a Dartmouth joke to a crap. So I don't know what kind of fish this is,

but I love an attitude bird. Yeah, I mean, it's not a fish, it's a bird know what kind of fish this is, but I love an attitude-y bird. Yeah. I mean, all that, if you have the bird neck, if you had that kind of elongated neck, you could do so many cool, just attitude moves with it. And I think this bird is showing that. It is. Look at the neck. It's like rolling its neck. Look. I love that you guys feature this because in some ways, it's more exciting than certain cast members on this show.

Yes. This is basically every look that Lara gives to Serena in this episode. Dude, I told you, I watched all the episodes. I was like, Lara, what is going on? Like, and you, didn't you guys just have Serena on? We did. Serena came on last week and spilled a little bit on this whole situation. This just sounds like a nightmare.

Yeah. Going with that person. So then look, here we have a turtle. This turtle is so gorgeous. I love this turtle's eyes. This is the hottest turtle we've had on here. Oh, so you're actually attracted to the turtle. You think it's hot.

No, not like sexually, but it's like a hot turtle. Like I think in the turtle world, this is a hot turtle. Like look at the shape of the eyes. It looks like it has like the cat eyes, but they're just natural, gorgeous turtle. Well, to me, I see a lot of wisdom here. I think this is a wise turtle. I mean, this is a turtle that's been around the block.

People go to for advice, can really set you straight. But like a turtle, a few words as well. Yeah. Well, yeah, it'll choke. Um, but yeah, so then we go to, uh, and now it's eating. It's like, okay, you're looking at me. Let me eat dramatically. Look at the power of my eating. Yes. So now we get to, is this a basic goldfish? What did they do? What did they just sneak in some goldfish from Petco?

They're just like, we didn't have any more footage. We had to go to Petco and get some just things in aquariums. Helen Hunt didn't get here in time to catch a perfect stingray, so we've got the little fish that we won at that child's birthday party a couple of weeks ago. There's a little, but there's a little vibe of like a 2001 baby, you know, like the baby in utero. Like the coloring of it, there's, it's, see, am I just... Right, no, I see what you're saying. Like it's not fully, the skin isn't fully formed yet.

Yeah, it feels not developed. Yeah, like it's kicking against the womb right now. It's like, let me out of here. I fucking hate it in here. Stop drinking wine. I know. You think I won't be able to tell people I will remember this. You don't have enough plates for a seven course dinner. What are you crazy?

I love that it took us till the season finale to find out they don't have enough forks. All right, so that was the fish report. Who's your favorite? We've got basic goldfish. We've got hot turtle. We've got Laura the bird. We've got sideways walking crab. We've got fabulous leather leathered bat. We've got a squawky victim bird and rave fish and stingray. We'll say you listen, this is going to sound like it because you it's bad. It's got to be bad. I think it's the bat too. That's a fabulous bat. I love a well-groomed, beautifully leathered bat. Congratulations, bat. You actually won the fish report and you're not even a fish.

Bravo. If you're listening, spin off for this bat. Come on, Lindsay Hubbard, this bat, we put them together. Ronny, come on. Andy's like, I will not put Lindsay Hubbard on Real Housewives of New York, but I will put her on that Bat Show. Yeah, John Hill, did you see the bat on below deck? Amazing stuff they're doing over there. John Hill's like, yeah, I goon to it. Okay, so here we go.

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Okay, so, Aussie is still stuck. Nate is still stuck on the beach. He's on the mountain of shine. He just wants forgiveness. So now we're to the good part. Laura goes to the galley and she asks for the plan for dinner tonight. And she's like, how many courses are there? And she's like, but they wanted seven courses.

She's like, seven. That's tricky up top, you know? Oh, really? Do you think it's tricky carrying up seven dishes? How do you think it is making fucking 49 dishes or whatever they're going to be making? Yeah. Ma'am. is making fucking 49 dishes or whatever they're going to be making. Ma'am. This, Laura, I mean, I was shocked because the guest specifically said seven courses.

And the fact that this is even a conversation. And you're right. The fact that we're finding out in the last episode, if you're worried about plates, I mean, we're replacing deck members every couple of weeks. You don't think anybody can bring plates with them if that truly is an issue? Like, this was such-

It's crazy. And Laura just wants to have a bug up her butt about Serena. Like, she, even though they made up last episode, it is so glaringly obvious. I don't know, there's like a jealousy slash hatred, and this does not need to exist at all. And the fact, if she really cares about her job, it would be yeah, of course we're doing seven courses. That's what they asked for. End of

story. Like, she's gonna make Serena go up and talk to the guests? Yes. This is crazy. So she says, yeah, it's tricky up top. You know, we've only got two sets of cutlery. Well, every course is at least, every meal is at least three courses. So if you didn't have enough cutlery for even that, why didn't you order some? That's literally your job. I can't... And I'm just on the cutlery. I haven't even gotten to the other parts. But like, girl, you don't know how much... You don't have enough cutlery to do three courses?

We've never worked on a boat, and I know about the cutlery. I mean, like, I would know immediately, like, Captain Jason, we're really looking at an issue here. Like, this is like Titanic level emergency. We're going to run out of forks. She's the one in charge of ordering for the restaurant supply. Get some more cutlery for Christ's sake. OK, so then she's like, well, you know, we don't have enough cutlery,

so we'll have to wash it. I mean, did they specifically ask for seven? And she's like, yeah, could you roll the clip? So they roll the clip of them all being there in the meeting. And seven courses was announced and Laura does not say in front of Jason, that's going to be too difficult for us. She waits so she can try and pin it on Serena later. What this is so low level bullshit that I'm like, why? And also, you know, the cameras are on you. You know, you keep saying about like the customer's key, you know, like excellence and service,

that this would be the thing, the hill that you want to die on. And the fact like you would almost be wanting the guess of like, keep your silverware for each course. Just keep your silverware. Like, it's ridiculous. And Serena looked like she didn't like Serena, like took it like a champ. But she also was like, what the hell is going on here? Like, Laura just is not like Serena this season at all. Yeah, I think Laura decided she wasn't going to make up a Serena. She didn't like that. So she's

going to try and trigger Serena into like having some kind of breakdown and making her look stupid because she's like, well, I don't want to do seven courses. So why don't you go talk to him about it? So she's going to make her look stupid already because she's going to make the chef go tell the guests they can't have seven courses, which of course are going to complain to the captain and the captain's good, you know, this glaringly obvious what she's trying to do. But instead of having a fit, Serena's like, okay, I'll go talk to the guests. Like, I don't know how I'm going to get out of that. I don't want it to make it look like I'm lazy. But I mean, I guess and Laura's like, well, just tell them it's too much. Ask if seven is too many. I mean, do they really need seven? They hardly eat.

Ask if seven is too many. I mean, do they really need seven? They hardly eat. So she's like, okay, well, so she goes down and she's smart because she shows Laura and of course, Laura follows her down there to pretend she's drawing a fucking glass or something so she can eavesdrop. But she does it so that she looks like she's giving Laura her way, but then she's not really at all. She's like, so seven courses, wonderful. Would you like to have extra forks with that? If you're a guest on this charter, like would you you've already you're you're you already

saw like the the tender get like, you know, you know, almost wrecked. The stabilizers are not stabilizing people are throwing up and then somebody literally asked you, you know, that thing you specified that you wanted specifically? What if we did not do that? Would you be okay with that? Like, it's just, to me, that's unheard of. Like, that's laughable. That's mind-boggling. And Laura has had some decent points through the season.

Like, I don't think she's always been wrong about every single thing, but this is kind of the worst look. And it's a horrible way to end the season for her, because she has no leg to stand on. Like, what a dumb ass. Oh my god. Because Captain Jason wasn't there for that scene. When he watches these back, is he like, blimey?

Like, is he upset when he's like, I can't believe that happened on my watch. I think he knows what she's like, because remember the last episode when he was like, all right, we should have a talk because you keep making the little comments. So obviously he's like, I'm not a fucking idiot. Like, so just say what you have to say.

So I think he knows who he's dealing with and he's just like, whatever. He's a Jedi. I just want to hire her again. I don't see her ever getting hired because sometimes it's fun when you have a personality that's like, you know, like snarky and sarcastic. I mean, obviously, you've got Kate Chastain, the queen of this show. So you've got her, and you've got like Hannah's,

and people like that. And you can get away with it. Yeah. Yeah, well, Asia's not really snarky. But you know, you've got people who can kind of get away with that snarkiness. And this girl just can't, because she also sucks. Like, you know.

I will say, though, Aisha through the years, like this like, Aisha's developing a very fun snark. Like a very, like a really beautiful snark. Like there is, like it's a really, like it's a snark that everybody can appreciate, but it is definitely there. And it's like, I can't wait to see that crystallize over the next couple of years.

Well, she's definitely not taking anybody's shit anymore, which is nice, because she used to just be like, oh my god, are you mad at me? You're mad at me. I'll do all the dishes, I'll clean them with my tongue. I'll clean them with my tongue. And now she's like, no, I don't want to do it. Love it.

Yeah, so we go back to Laura, Laura's spying on Serena, and Serena's like, all right, you're going to have seven. And one of the ladies is like, well, is this going to be like all night if we do seven? So it sounds like she might get out of it. Serena could have been like, okay, well we can do less. But instead she was like, oh, well, why don't we just make smaller portions then for that? And I was like, yes, go get them. Go get them Serena. Well, also, I mean, listen, we could have doubled up some of the...

Did you see that? I mean, the dish was beautiful, but the asparagus with the salmon eggs? An asparagus, yeah. It was one big asparagus, you guys. Come on. We might be... Now I'm going to go the other way. We might be abusing plates that we have.

We're not using these plates to full effect. By the way, as a guest, I'd be upset. I'd be pissed. I'd be like, oh, is there going to be leftovers later? Because one asparagus, and it looked beautiful. Like it really looked like a well-cooked asparagus, but still just one per plate. There's so much more geography on that plate not being used. Yeah. Oh, don't forget the roe. There was also fish eggs, fish eggs on top of the asparagus. Yeah. It was beautiful. Um, yeah, agreed. So, um... She's talking to the guys. She's like,

okay, well, we could do smaller portions. And she's like, and also if you do, I won't feel mad if you don't want to finish a dish. And also, if you've got a piece of silver and you don't like it, just throw it on the ground. We'll wash it. Someone will wash it. Don't worry about that. So, Laura's pissed now,

because she's kind of heard what's going on. And she's like, this woman is unhinged. You're fucking unhinged. I cannot believe you. I cannot believe the goal of you. So she's like, well, this is the most difficult thing of the season. We don't have enough plates, which puts more pressure on me in my department. I'm going to bite Serena's head off.

Then order more plates. You are just highlighting on how much you suck at your job at this point. I feel like before now, everybody's been able to say, well, Laura does a pretty good job and she works. You're really highlighting that you kind of suck right now. Ma'am. And highlighting that I think she is just, I mean, making Serena's life very, very difficult

on purpose in some ways. Yeah, agreed. So now they've got to get dinner ready, okay? And then one of the guests is like, wow, do you think you guys think I could do this job? I don't know, this looks like a hard job. And his wife goes, honey, you have gout. Dude, I wrote that down.

That was like the, cause they didn't really focus on the passengers too much, but it was like, no, honey, you have gout. It was like the perfectly delivered line. It was truly by the way, I mean, I do sometimes think like, could I do any of could I even do the the serving of the food? Like, what job would you be good at on below deck? Well, I've been a waiter for a long time, so I could do that one.

And I mean, I could probably learn some of the cleaning stuff. The cleaning stuff is harder than it looks for sure. They have to like iron the sheets and shit. Do you think they let you listen to like, can you put like one air pod in while you work? Like that's what I keep when I watch that show, I'm always like, can I listen to my audio books while I clean? Like that's what that's the stuff I think about watching these shows is

like, Oh, can I listen to a podcast while I clean? That would make it easier. I'm already trying to get out of ways to learn, trying to make it easier on me. I don't think there's any job now in current days where people don't listen to their music or something. I feel like even when you like call the bank, they're like, hello, hold on, press one for Spanish,

two for English, three if you think Adnan really did it. Okay, I'm just kidding. Okay, hold on a second. This is stuck on the old serial. Because you know Captain Sandy wouldn't let you have an AirPod in. I think Odinon really did it. Okay, I'm just kidding. Okay, hold on a second. This is stuck on the old serial. Because you know Captain Sandy wouldn't let you have an AirPod in. She'd see that.

She wouldn't want you to be having a good time like that. Well, you'd have to come to her with the right way. You'd have to be like, Captain Sandy, I found this device that needs to be hugged and I feel like my ear could hug it really well if I just stuck it right in there. She'd be like, oh my God, let your ear hug that thing. She goes, 20 years ago, I'll tell you a story.

I needed a hug, OK? I'll tell you that story. And it really changed my life. And now I'm here, so of course, wear that AirPod. Wear it proudly. I love it. I was on a cruise. We were doing a yacht trip through Iraq

during Desert Storm. And the terrorists were trying to get on board. And I said, come here. I hugged every last one of them until they just jumped into the sea. That's what they needed, by the way. That's what they needed. I mean, diplomacy go out the window.

Have you tried to hug them? Have you tried to hug these weirdos? Have you? Cause that's what they needed. We're friends to this day. They call me Sandy. That didn't even make them call me captain. They're not even called terrorists anymore.

Now they're called hugarists. They're called friends. That's what they're called. They're called friends. That's what they're called. They're called friends. They still wear vests, but their vests are made of hugs. Oh yeah, no, I mean, on the street, they call it a suicide vest, but no, it's a hug vest. That's what it is.

It's a hug aside. So, this poor Nate is still stuck on the beach, which is hilarious. They do keep cutting to him, like looking frustrated. Then you can see that his skin's getting redder. Like it's just like the sun's really setting in. And finally, some really nice random guys are like, your boat looks stuck. And he's like, yeah, it is stuck, Mike.

And they're like, all right, we'll do it. And so these big hot men just get out and push the boat out. It was very Zoolander for a second, because then part of me was like, are they gonna... Like, I was like hoping that they were gonna steal the Tinder. Like, we've got it, we've got it. And then just steal the Tinder. And then, because I was like, this can't be the season finale,

fighting over plates. I was like, there's gotta be something more. Like, I kept looking for a storyline that just wasn't going to exist. If they rode that, if they drove that away, I would root for a storyline that just wasn't going to exist. If they rode that tent, if they drove that away, I would root for them. Because honestly, like you come to some dumbass who's gotten stuck in the sand, like, yeah, I'm taking your tender, mate.

Sorry, buddy. All right, so Nate comes back, and Jason's being very stern. And he's like, oh, I'm just this and I'm so sorry. And he's like, that could have been hell to pay. He's like, I'm just bashful. My mistake. Want some moochies? And he's like, oh, I'm just this and I'm so sorry. And he's like, that could have been hell to pay. He's like, I'm just bashful. My mistake. Want some moochies? And he's like, you bounce back. But it only happens once. You'll never feel so stupid again.

I hope you never forget how they laughed at you on that beach. Now, take some pictures in this kimono for my Insta. Come on. I'll tag you. He was... I thought he was gonna get nasty, and he was like, you learned something. You did it. You learned. You'll never do it again. I take you. He was... I thought he was gonna get nasty, and he was like, you learned something, you did it, you learned, you'll never do it again. I love you. Like, it was so... I was like, okay. I was like that...

But I feel like they do respect Captain Jason, but I just, I would like to see him, like, lose it, lose it. Yeah, he was kind of hands off for most of the season, but then when he does need to come in, he's like, you're fired, you're fired, you're fired, you're fired, you're fired as well. Everybody leave. All right, good luck, everybody. Yeah. He got upset when that jet ski capsized. He's like, this is a $20,000 jet ski. But he still didn't even give that guy who put out the leaky jet ski, he didn't even give that guy the disco helmet. I'm never going to forgive Captain J. You know, I hold on to petty things, but I'm like, how did you not give Vihon the disco helmet?

The disco helmet, what a, like, I mean, just ruling this disco helmet over everybody's heads like this and people get real, like people live or die over this disco helmet. Like, I mean, the lore of the disco helmet and the fact that it is such a big deal. I loved it. Yeah, it's a huge thing here. Oh, my God, how it traumatized Laura last week. And then she didn't even wear it. She never wore the disco helmet, and she never got called out on it either.

You know, there are certain things I need to be fixed on this show. Like, call her out. Call her out. And by the way, that's just, I mean, to jump ahead, Serena gets the disco helmet, and she loves it. She's been asking for it all season. And that's the difference between Serena and Laura, is that Serena is wearing it proudly. She wants the disco helmet and she loves it. She's been asking for it all season. And that's the difference between Serena and Laura is that Serena is wearing it proudly. She wants the disco helmet where Laura thinks it's like an assault on her character.

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