Watch What Crappens - #2874 Below Deck S12E01 Part One: By Dawn’s Early Black Light

Episode Date: June 3, 2025

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I'm Ben. That's Ronnie. How's it going Ronnie? Hi, what's going on with you? Not much. Welcome to below deck premiere day. It's another season of below deck classic blow deck. The one that started it all. We are recapping it very shortly, but first,

we are going to Seattle next week to do a recap of the premiere of real house webs of Miami, which is coming back next week. I feel like Bravo needs to be doing needs to promote it more because I'm not seeing anything on Bravo to show that it's coming back. What's coming back next week and we're recapping it in Seattle at the Neptune. So come join us. Tickets links to tickets, I should say. All right. Watch what happens. And the week after that, we are going to do our final show of twenty

twenty five, the mounting hysteria tour here in Los Angeles at the Fonda Theater. It's our big grand finale. Our home show. Very excited for that. That's June 19th. So again, tickets go to watch crappies.com. And of course use page, go to patreon.com slash watch or crappies where you can watch us not just listen with crappies on demand and get access to our bonus episodes. And we've got love Island coverage coming right around the corner.

Love Island USA is back and we are going to be doing daily check-ins on what is happening in the villa. So it's gonna be a very fun, busy summer for us. Over here on Crappins, can't wait, can't wait for the new summer shows to start premiering, including this one, Below Deck. What'd you think about the premiere, Ronnie? Amazing. Yeah, it was a good one.

It was so good. It was the best one we've seen in a while. Definitely. Great casting, great. I loved all their little changes to it, little micro changes they made to the format. Although I'm not sure about splitting up the preferential meetings.

Yeah. I didn't like that, actually. I like having a moment where the heads of department are just there together as heads of department. I don't know why. I kind of like the establishment of the hierarchy in that way. But yeah, I do too. And I think it's not a maybe they did it because it's going to lead to some bullshit later

when there's miscommunications or people read things differently. But yeah, I'm not sure about that, but overall loved it. Thought it was great. Really? Yeah, it was. It's so fun how they also create total differences between the below decks cause they're all kind of the same, but this one came back and was definitely flashy and like the Caribbean and like fancy in a way that like a down under was not, you know, down under is all about like the sea. like fancy in a way that like Down Under was not, you know, Down Under is all about like the sea.

I mean, the fish report, I was so sad I couldn't be there for the final fish report, by the way. So thank you for Ryan Welley for filling in. You chose. I chose actual fish. I was actually, I was literally crab fishing during the fish report.

You were choosing fish to murder. So that was good. During during the fish report. You were choosing fish to murder. So that was good. During the final fish report, you were actually slaughtering fish. I was in the field. Yeah, those crabs were feisty little motherfuckers, but they were great. They tasted great.

Well, they should be. I mean, I like an animal that's going to fight back. I mean, Jesus, we're eating you. Fuck you, motherfucker, come at me. Come at me. No, towards the, but they were towards each other too. They were, when you, when people talk about crabs in a bucket, it really is true. They, they just were, they're just happy to attack anything. So anyway, the point is that it was very cool how they established

sort of like glitzy, glamorous tone of like St. Barts, even though they're in St. Martin, but like the vibe is like wealthy people in the Caribbean. It was cool. Yeah, it was a good one. And the casting is just so good. Oh my God. All of the stews are great casting. Every single one of them was great.

The old guy who's like pretending he's 20, that's a deck or the boson or whatever. No, he's not the boson. He's just one of the deckies. The crazy Bozen, great casting, bringing back Kyle, great choice. The chef, amazing casting. Oh my God, he's a disaster. I don't think the chef is going to last. I really think they're going to bring back Anthony from last season. I don't think that this guy's going to last. He looks like he doesn't look like he can survive. No, I don't think he's going's gonna last. He looks like, he doesn't look like he can survive.

No, I don't think he's gonna be able to take it. He has a mental breakdown by the end and it couldn't, I mean, it couldn't happen to a better choice because I knew when he came on, he was like, all I believe in these days is Christ. That's all I need in my life. It's all I think about. I wake up in the morning and it's Jesus.

I'm like, oh God, you're gonna be having a nervous breakdown by the end. And no Christians, I'm not saying you're all crazy having nervous breakdowns, but you know, the people that, like new Christians, and I speak as someone who raised very Christian, but as new Christians know, it's like when somebody just joins AA, or they stop drinking, or they just lost five pounds, or they've, you know, something new, or they've just become gay, and they're the gayest person in the world. And every day it's like, oh my God, you know,

like I put a rainbow flag sticker on my car and I'm dating five guys, and it's like, slow down, you know? And so the born again Christians definitely have that too. And so you could tell this is a new glove, and he probably went to it because he was having such problems, and it's not gonna solve everything, unfortunately, for you, it's not going to solve mental breakdowns as we see by the end. So it was like a, it was a rollicking ride. That's for sure.

And there's like a great dynamic between the two third stu's, Barbara and Co, what's her name? I don't know anybody's name. Sollene, the French girl from Love Island, from Love Island, France. Excuse me. They are so funny right off the bat. Like I cannot wait for this entire season of them. Cause Barb, I love Barbara. Barbara is like, oh, I thought I was going to say

that Sollene or whatever her name is would be my favorite. But Barbara, first of all, I love that she comes on and she's like, look, I'm bringing back Karen Allen's look from 1983. This is gonna be my vibe. And she's just gonna lean into it. And she's right away, she's like, she's so annoying to me. I don't like, I don't like how she's,

she's starting to annoy me a lot. Like I'm like, I'm a pretty chill person until the second page, then I'm not chill anymore. I was like, oh God, I love her so much. Yeah. Okay, so we start with Fraser, who, you know, I'm lukewarm about coming back. Not really sure. He's extremely, he's pissed me off probably every season he's been on,

but I don't know that that's a bad thing. I have this irrational thing. I have a very irrational thing, which I think I've said every season that he's been on, which is that I'm perfectly fine with Fraser. It's just that I love Faye so much that I don't understand why she is not our Chief Stew. And it's like- I feel like we're the only two people on the internet who are like literally fighting every day for Faye. Every day.

I mean, even on other shows. Why isn't Faye here? Like, she was such a great casting choice. And it just would be so, I think that like, Brava wants to be like, Oh, this is the, this is the franchise that has the male chief stew. So I get that. And that's cool. And you know, I love that. I love what's seeing our fellow gays thrive, but as a fellow gay,

you know, he, Fraser should understand that we're always going to go for a diva first. And so Faye is the choice. I was also thinking like now that Hannah and Captain Sandy have like buried the hatchet, because like that was a well publicized thing that they like mended fences. Is there a world where Hannah comes back to below deck because I would be extremely into that. I think it's time that we bring Hannah back to one of these shows.

Honestly, I doubt it. Um, and you know, we're friends with Hannah in real life and I just, just from talking to her, I just, I just doubt it. Things change once you stop doing it, you know? Like I don't know that I could, when this is over and, or I've been canceled or whatever the hell ends up happening with us, I don't know that I can go back to waiting tables, not because like you're better than it.

I literally don't know if I'm physically able. I would start crying in the middle of a, I would start crying in the middle of a fucking service. And I think she would too. I think she wouldn't be able to do it. There, I said it. And she's got a kid now and all that, so. The kids, the kids, that's the other reason why,

that's why I believe why we don't have Faye, because she had a baby. These babies are ruining our TV shows. They're ruining our country. We need our, they're ruining everything. We need our diva chiefs, ruining our country. We need them to ruin everything. We need our diva Chiefs to be back in the mix. By the way, it goes without saying Kate Chastain always, but Kate is now at a higher tier now. She's doing villains and all that stuff, which I still have yet to see.

Maybe I'll watch it this season among all the other shows that need to be watched. Yeah, that's what we should do is add a show to the schedule. I know. We can't even cover Mormon lives. Anyway, the point is this. I'm down with Fraser and the only reason why I have reservations with Fraser is just because I have other preferences of who I want to be on the show in his place. It's not fair to Fraser. It's not even fair to the show. I should just judge what I have. Well, I have reservations about Fraser because he's been a douche on this show.

So that's kind of my thing. But you know, it's been messy, but it's also been kind of fun. So I don't know. I'm starting a new season. I don't have any hate or anything, but I'm not like, mother icon. OK, so we start out. Yeah, I agree.

And by the way, it is interesting watching Fraser evolve from season to season, because his first season when he wasn't even a chief stew, I was surprised that he even got to be a chief stew. And then watching him get like successively, successively more sort of comfortable with the role of being the boss and like, and how his leadership has changed

has been interesting to watch at the very least. Well, I thought when he, I agree with you that I don't think he was ready at first because I remember his first season, he was like, well, really Chief Stu? I should be the Chief Stu. You know, he was one of those who's like, I'm better than everybody

and I should be the one in charge of everything. And then he was fucking things up all the time and then like getting really flustered. And I think he was coming from a place of like fake it till you make it, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. And so he got better and better as that went along. And I think casting was just like he's fun. And it'll be fun to have our first gay guy yes do. And so I think he's had to kind of grow into it and almost an unnatural way where he wasn't naturally that in the first place. And so it's interesting, like last season he was a little bit better with leadership,

but then ended up kind of fucking it up by being a messy gossip in between two and the fighting with the girls and stuff like that. So it's interesting because you're right, he does, it does grow every year, like it changes, and he does learn and listen and change. So I think that's good. So I don't know, let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's get to the bottom of it,

cause it starts off in London. No pun intended. What was the pun? Bottom. Let's see. Oh. I was thinking C-S-E-A. Let's get to the bottom. And there's a, the font just says London, I was thinking C-S-E-A. We start in London. And there's a, the font just says London

and it's like italicized and it's almost like James, that's not James Bondy, but it made me think of James Bond. It was like an action, like Mission Impossible. It was like, it was like globetrotting. Yeah. Yeah, they're doing James Bond this year. Haven't you seen the commercials where it's like, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

It's like Captain Carrie on a speed, speedway runner or whatever they're called. A speedoo? Ski-doo? Speedoo. And a sea-bob. Sea-bob. So yeah, they're doing this new thing where Fraser sends out a text and he's like, Hello girls and boys, ready for a hot season? Let's make it for a drink. Margarita, margarita, margarita, emoji, champagne emoji, we'll do it all. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.

Matthew Fosk, Jr. It's my third year as chief steward on Motoyacht St. David. And by the way, do we have to have St. David? I want a new boat. I would like a new boat. You know why? I'm largely fine with St. David. I just, or, okay, how about instead of a new boat. I would like a new boat. You know why? I'm largely fine with St. David. I just, or okay, how about instead of a new boat, I'm like negotiating with myself. You know what, other self, how about this? Keep the boat, but what about this? Can we change the logo for the St. David?

I hate the font type for their shirts. You know what I'm talking about? It's like the default font that comes with Microsoft Word. It's like Trebuchet or something. I think we need to like change up the fonts because if you can't change up the fonts, we need a new boat. Yeah, St. David was known for miracles.

And so I think you need a better font. That's not a miraculous font. Yeah. And I also want a new boat. I do want a new boat. I'm sick of this boat. This third year of this boat, let's get a fun, new a new boat. I know I do want a new boat. I'm sick of this boat This third year of this boat. Let's get in. Let's get a fun new exciting boat Okay, I'll start that change that org with you new boat

So he's like now my standards are high. I'll blow this bitch out of the water. This is about Wow Wow factor Well, people will get injured will be exhausted, but that's yachting. We do this for the guests, we do it for the tip. And everybody loves a good tip. Oh, saucy Fraser, saucy Fraser. Just the tip, sir. Let's start on a high. Nothing but the tip.

So they're in St. Martin and we're at a bar. It's like the night before getting on the boat. And so Fraser has found a little spot and people are starting to come in. So first is Solene. And she's like, hi, I'm Solene. Nice to meet you. I'm thirsty.

I'm so excited. And so he asks her what she wants to drink and she orders a porn star. I guess that says a lot about you. Okay, let's go porn star is that says a lot about you. Okay, let's go porn star slot. She's like, I think I'm a very free spirit. I did French TV show. I love Island France. I find the island but not the man. My previous boat I do 22 days and baby baby stool, baby baby stool. I just want to do everything travel have fun travel

I forgot the rest but there's lots of things to do babies do This is why I was like this girl's crazy Was she only on her for her first vote 22 days because she got kicked off or was it a short charter? Did she get kicked off Love Island had that go she go? Has she pulled anyone's hair? I know. Like, I really like her, and I don't want her to ever leave. No, she's hilarious. This is also one of those cases where it's just blatantly obvious that the producers are casting for a TV show, and, like, they're not even attempting to have anyone who has any skill with yachting here.

I mean, 22 days, and later on we find out it was 22 days on a yacht that was docked. So she has literally no experience, but she was on love Island and she's funny. So the producers are like, well, just put her on board. What could go wrong? And she says that she does what I think a lot of people would do in her situation, which she just says can, and then they'll hire her. She's like, you know, I have experience, wait place, you know, bought it in Cannes, in Cannes.

It was in Cannes. So it's like, oh, fabulous. I love Cannes. Yeah, so they love that. Pardon me, that was disgusting. I just sneezed on national television. It's human, it's human. Oh, who wants to listen to a human, Fraser says, so do you know about

to do laundry? And she goes, well, I know how to push a button. I'm like, did you remember the Bree season? It's more than a button. I'm still traumatized by memories of Bree trying to send laundry to the right person for an entire season. Laundry is till saying me it is so difficult. I don't know how much I can take it. I have color-coded the laundry. So then the, the person comes on, his name is, how do you say his name again? Is it K-O? K-O.

K-O, spelled C-A-I-O. It's like chow, misspelled. Maybe it's K-O, but I think it's K-O. I think it was K-O, or K-O. I think it's called K-O. Listen, anybody chow, misspelled. Maybe it's Kyo, but I think it's Kyo. I think it was Kyo, or Kyo. I think it's called Kyo. Listen, anybody coming here for proper names or accents in the first five months of this show, you're in the wrong place.

It's not gonna happen. Wrong place. Wrong place, wrong time, wrong attitude. So he's like, I've been a BoSan for two years now, and I grew up in Rio, and I graduated in civil engineering, which by the way, I don't know how civil engineering applies to being a Boson, but sure, maybe they need to design a street in the process. Maybe, yeah, I'm not really sure,

but this guy has crazy eyes and big curly hair, and he has this wide-eyed squint that he does, and he does this a lot with his hair, like he shakes his head. He's very much about his hair, and so he's being like, yeah, deep fucking intense calculation. My brain is still like, bleh- very much about his hair. And so he's being like, yeah, deep fucking intense calculation. My brain is still like, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh.

He looks like he's in like a Wham cover band. Like he definitely has like a 80s, 80s like pop duo look to him. Yeah. So Fraser is meeting him and everything. He's like, so you've been working on big boats as well. He's like, yeah, but this is my biggest one. Versus like, you'll be fine. We're going to sync with these two idiots on me already.

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And if this podcast lasts longer than 45 minutes, call your doctor. And then we meet Rainbow who spelled R-A-I-N-B-E-A-U. I mean, I hated that at first, but then it turns out she's like, my full name is Bodine Trintegy Shilderman de Roos. I was like, okay, I love that. It sounds like it's a Dutch name. It sounds like Dutch royalty.

Bodine Trintegy Shilderman de Roos. So I was like, I will accept Rainbow because it's clearly a nickname. She wasn't named Rainbow. She has a very highfalutin name instead. Yeah, but she chose this name and she chose to spell it, Ring-B-L, you know, which I kind of like. So then they're like, okay, well,

I guess we're gonna be calling you Rainbow then cause that name's fucked. Okay, we'll just use Rainbow. She's like, yes. So then we meet Barbara. Barbara's got big curly hair and she's a no-nonsense girl. She's like, hello. And he asks her position.

She's like, Stu, and does she enjoy the job? She's like, wow, but it's different for me because I worked in cruise ship for like seven years. And he's like, does it compare at all? She goes, no, not at all. Correct answer. Correct answer. Correct answer. Yeah.

Are you going to apologize having worked on cruises because they're disgusting? All right, we'll get along quite well. Can you also explain why you showed up here in a denim dress looking like you're discarded from Williamsburg? Also, may I ask why there's an accent placed on the first A of your name?

Is there a Barbara somewhere that we need to worry about? Or a Barbara Ray? You'll also have to excuse me, I'm a bit traumatized by the name Barbara. Please tell me your father does not work for the Coca-Cola industry, company. Barbie. Oh.

Barbie. We're gay, so I was like, what did Barbara Streisand do to you? And when did she work for Coca-Cola? No, the last blow deck Barbie. Oh, yeah. Barbie's dad was the executive at Coca-Cola. She's like, my dad's loaded.

He's like a king. He works at Coca-Cola. So then Kyle arrives, speaking of Barbie, Kyle arrives, our Scottish friend from last season who was dating Barbie. And so Frazier was like, oh my God, I need to go see my husband. So Kyle's like, hello gorgeous, how are you mate?

And he already, like Kyle is so like, what's the right word? Like not weather, but like he is just someone who looks like he just came rolling out of a tavern. I mean, he does all his interviews so far in this, in this premiere, he has like, he has like a cut around his eye. Like he just got punched in the face

and then started doing interviews. Did you notice that? Yes, but they did clean them up and they got him a haircut. So this is the best he's gonna look as the only haircut he's gonna have for the whole season. It's going to go downhill from here. He's just so rough and tumble. It's like there's something about it. Like he's just, I can't describe it. Is it like this? Like it's like this. He looks like he either was just fucking

or fighting or both, you know? Yeah, it's called brogish alcoholism. So Kyle's like, this year the training wheels are off. I've got a little experience. Work hard, play hard, maybe play the field. You know, I've got two kilts with me this time. Scotland's here, ready to go. Let's do it. Let's do it. Everyone, you're all incredibly beautiful and stupid. It's going to be very easy this year to just stare at you. And I'm gay.

And Barbara's like, well, I'm gay too, so that's all right. She's like, yes, but you were gay and worked on a cruise ship, which is less cool. So, Lane's like, you're what? Gate? You're a gate? You're a gate? Does that make me offense?

She's like, no, gay, gay, gay. Like what you keep out. It's not very nice being a gate. It means you don't want to be open. So then, uh, Jess shows up, uh, and she's a deck hand and she's from South Africa. And, uh, she was previously a Boson, but she's coming in as a deckie. So I thought they were setting up a situation. Maybe they are of like, she knows better than the bosun. That kind of, that kind of we learn that by the end, this crazy

I'd bosun's not going to last long either. I don't think so. Yeah. It looks like she's going to take over it. So now we're going to have two gay women on the boat at the same time. I done, done, done. Saucy. Yes.

So then Lawrence comes and he's the chef. And he's just like this real low energy guy. I've been in the culinary world for about 15 years. I've worked in a two-star Michelin restaurant. Chefs get a bad rap, but let me tell you something. Once you get the Holy Spirit inside of you, God changes you into a different person. So I stay as calm as possible now

because Jesus is in my heart. I was like, girl, I know you're too new at this because normal people don't walk around talking like that. Okay? You just don't. Just don't throw knives at people's heads. Okay? Whatever the reason works for you, great.

She says, everyone thinks chefs are angry all the time. I'm like, they only think that because they're angry all the time. That's the only reason why. So don't. And then when he says that about like, you know, that chefs are angry all the time, but now he's got Jesus in him. I'm like, well, you know, your anger. I always quote the great Whitney. What's her face from Salt Lake City. No, real Whitney's last name. Whitney Port.

No, I wanted to say Whitney Port, because I think we're talking about now. What is her name? Whitney from Salt Lake City, real. It's real to be real. Real, yeah, Whitney. Yeah, Whitney. Does she have a last name?

Did she ever have a last name? Or she just went? Yeah, she has a last name. Okay, go ahead. I'll look it up while you tell while you tell the story. As she once said, you know who did that? The Lord did that. Oh, God. Oh, yeah. Of course, her name is Whitney Rose. Duh, duh. We're idiots. God. So, yeah, he's doing his whole, you know, I'm a bit apprehensive about the TV part of the job. You know, Jesus was never on TV. Well, you know, no about that. Maybe he was.

So Fraser is like, so have you ever done the Caribbean before? He's like, never. So I'm a bit nervous, but don't worry. I'm very calm. I'm not an angry person. I'm definitely not an angry person at all. I'm very, very chill. So then we meet Damo. Which one is this? The blonde? person. I'm definitely not an angry person at all. I'm very, very chill. So then we meet Damo, which one is this the blonde? Like the strawberry blonde guy who wears like a speedo. He's got like a cartoon face. Yeah. Okay. Um, they, he meets the boss and stuff and he's like, okay, guys, I'm on the boat already. This is Kyle the boss. And he's like, uh, we went out today because the winds are picking up. We already did it, you know, so we might not even been able to do the charter because it's so strong.

So we're at anchor now and you guys are gonna join tomorrow. Tender's gonna pick you up and that's how it's gonna go. What do you think of that? And like, whoa, can we have our, can we drink our fucking margarita emojis, sir? Yeah, and we see this clip that happened earlier in the day where Kale is like, um,

he was with Carrie and they're like moving the boat through this tiny, there's a little opening to get through the, the, the bridge goes up, which, honestly, if Captain Glenn were there, I mean, there would just be a huge dent. So, um, uh, and then Fraser is, uh, then everyone's like talking and everyone's pretty much single. And Fraser says that he's not single, but she he hasn't seen his boyfriend. He only sees his boyfriend like five days, only his boyfriend five days this year. So that's the situation.

Yeah. So then Rainbow Ash, she's like, what would you say is your thing as chief steel? And he's like, well, ultimately, we've got to enjoy ourselves. Do you understand? So my first rule is masturbation. Everyone all right? Take care of you. All right. And then the better we do, the bigger the tip. So basically, I'm going to screw you all over one way or the other. Please tell me secrets so I can go tell each other that you've been talking bad about them. Let's have some laundry fights this year. All right.

My boyfriend only sees me five days a year. Can't be boring. Can't be boring. So then there's time to like go over to the boat. It's the next day and Carrie is like, welcome to the site. David points and here's the tender. Okay. I washed the tender a little too much and she's shrunk. Get it. She's small. So the wind here's the tender. Okay, I washed the tender a little too much and she shrunk. Get it? She's small. So the wind is shocking.

Okay, we like to start the charter in the slip, but due to this bridge being so narrow and the wind being so strong, we're gonna start the charter on anchor. Cause guess what? That's more of an adventure. So come aboard please. And so Lynn's like, where's the boat?

Am I supposed to be working on this boat? This is small boat. What is the gate sent this up? Come on, where's the real boat? Stop tricking with me. And he's like, Freezer's like, the boat's at anchor. That's what it means. We got a little boat. It takes us to the large boat. There's so many boats here. How many boats do I work on anyway? Do I get paid for one boat or two? This is the tender. So curious, like St. Martin is one of the biggest hubs for yachting in the Caribbean. There's many things I love about St. Martin.

There's most beautiful white sand beaches you've ever seen. And the one thing I don't like is the bridge. There's been many a crash the bridge that then they'll continue to be. So let's look at some archival footage of Captain Jason or Captain Glenn crashing into the side of this bridge right here. I gotta hand it to Captain Jason. He's the first person to take out a Chili's on a bridge. So that was impressive. It was 2019 and the channel is just so tight. My professional goal this season, not to touch this bridge. My other goal? To have an adventure! So they get to the boat and now Fraser is showing everyone, Fraser is showing everyone the cabins and where to meet and everything.

And he's like, I'm so excited to get back on the boat. I know the boat. This is a level of comfort here. A place where I can watch all my stools cry and turn against each other, and I can sit there and not really manage them. This is the longest relationship I've had with anything. It's big. There's so many guest areas. There's a lot of work to do, but as much as it causes me pain, it is home nonetheless.

Home where the pain is. So Rainbow and Jess are going to room together. Lawrence and Kaio are roommates, Boom, where the pain is. So Rainbow and Jess are gonna room together. Lawrence and Kaio are roommates, and then Kyle and Domo are gonna be roommates. And Barbara is roommates with Celine. How many boats do I have to live on? So then we go to Lawrence, the chef,

and he's like, I've been pretty low, like a lot. Like a lot of my 20s, short temperedness, anger anger addictions. We know you're a chef girl Yeah, I think you're the first chef to come on here. You don't need to stand in a circle and wait for a chip Yeah, congratulations You probably have a child in Fort Lauderdale and cooking saved you and if it weren't for cooking you'd be living in the gutter Blah blah blah blah blah one day you hope to be the father your child deserves. Meanwhile, you're sending no money or seeing that sucker. So, we know, we know. Do you have a tattoo of a fork and a knife because cooking means a lot to you? And maybe

a tattoo of a pig or maybe a tattoo of broccoli because it just reminds your favorite brosacus. There was a point in my life where I started reading the Bible, and I became a born-again Christian and my faith guides me through stressful situations. That's great. I'm glad you're finding peace. You need to look for some pills to guide your ass. You need a therapist to guide your ass because you are, you're, you're crutching. Does your faith guide you through stressful situations?

Because we've seen the end of the show and I'm not sure that you access your faith in that moment, sir. And he's really uncomfortable. He's like, um, excuse me. Could the camera crew stop filming me? I'm just trying to get ready over here. No, you're not going to leave. All right. Well, please do. I mean, that would be great. He asked the camera crew to leave cause he says says I'm just trying to get an appliance. It's like, oh You don't want them to see you get an appliance. This is gonna be the worst thing for you. Yeah So then in just in case we don't believe that he's born again

He's like a vision six verse seven to nine to serve Wholeheartedly as if you were serving the Lord not not people, because you know that the Lord will reward each one for whatever good they do. Let me tell you something, the Lord is not paying $90 for a caviar on a sparer guess, okay? That man ate like trout straight out the water with some bread, that's it. Oh, I was gonna say, well, the Lord, like, God, God can pick any, could be, could get any food.

Not going to choose the food from the below deck yacht. Well, God could, but Jesus couldn't because, you know, he was stuck in a body and so he had to eat whatever shit they gave him. And he loved bread so much that he multiplied it for people. And like, just gave, he's like, you know what, if I get bread, everyone gets bread. I'm turning this one piece of bread into 90 loaves, everybody, it's a bread party. That's why people follow Jesus. He was a hot person with good abs who gave carbs out. Okay?

So stop this other reading. Jesus did not write this book. She brought the party. Yeah. So, Carrie is saying, we've got a big boat. If you feel yourself getting slowed under and you need some extra help, don't try and take it all on yourself.

I just want you to be aware. Thanks, man, you're gonna be great on board. And by the way, if it ever gets to be too much where you wanna find an appliance, there's a camera in your face, just pretend you're in church and you're finding the appliance for the Lord. Pretend you're pulling that microwave out from under a pew.

It'll be great, brother. It's like, I'm very self-conscious when I'm reaching for a Cuisinart and there's a camera in my face. So Domilod checks on the chef and he's trying to be chipper and the chef is not happy. And so he's like, oh, this man is stressy strawberries. Right? Am I right?

Stressy strawberries. Never heard that term.? Stressy strawberries. I've never heard that term. Of course he is. He's a chef. What do you want from him? It's like asking a Scottish deckie why he's got a bruise. Of course I've got a bruise. I'm a Scottish deckie. So provisions come on this boat, which is like piled up and it's like a lot.

And you know, as usual, I get stressed out every time provisions arrive. I get stressed out because I imagine having to actually do all that provision work and I hate it. I hate the idea of carrying all those boxes around with the food and like you knock into walls and you hit your fingers against the door. Yeah, it's the worst. I'm even like that when I get my fucking Instacart delivered. I'm like, Oh God, they're here.

Oh, I'm to bring that when I get my fucking Instacart delivered. I'm like, Oh God, they're here. Oh, now to bring things in. Yeah. And this was more stuff than usual. So, um, and Lawrence is really kind of spiraling. He's like, you know, you don't know everything is, you know, and I'm just like stressed out because, you know, if you're serving the Lord, um, you know, it's just, it's important to serve the Lord and I'm just trying to find an appliance, et cetera. And you've got cameras in your face. Yeah, he's really going heavy. And he's talking like, he's already spiraling, right?

The show just started. He's like, I just don't know. There's so many cameras in my face. I've got so much to do. And they're putting the voiceover of like, Ephesians 6, 7, serve the Lord. Don't serve the people. He's like, I'm dying, oh God,

I can't hide from these fucking cameras, holy fuck, what am I gonna do? Does he know that he signed up for a TV show? Because he's just doing basic stuff and he can't deal with the cameras there. He's like, I've got to put the carrots somewhere. Not with these cameras here, no, they can't see me. One of the biggest killers of anybody

who comes on a reality show is the fear of looking stupid. You know what I mean? Like you have to be okay looking stupid because you're going to look stupid. It's like doing anything like an improv or comedy at all. You have to be willing to fail miserably. Look at us. Yeah, see? Yeah, it's literally don't care.

We listen, the amount of bullshit and stupidity that we've put out onto the internet for 13 years, it's just like you just have to move forward. Idiotic, and what are you gonna do? We've done some shit shows, and what are you gonna do? It's just like move on, keep going. Move on. You know, what are you gonna do?

But this guy, he's gotta learn that, or he's outta here. He's not even gonna get fired. They're trying to keep him here, And he's still like, no. So now they arrive at Sunbe and Fraser is talking to Kyle and Fraser's like, Oh, I loved working with you last year. Are you anything like last year? He's like, I'm a bit like last year. You could say that mate. And then we see them making out and Fraser's like, so bit touchy feely then.

I like that. Yeah. Kyle's like, so a bit touchy-feely then. I like that. Yeah. Kyle's like, yeah, me too. So then, time for a meeting in the Sky Lounge. And so Fraser checks in on Lawrence, and see if he's okay. And Lawrence's like, I just don't know what the fuck is going on, I'm fine.

So I was like, okay, great, you've got this, wow, disaster. All right, welcome aboard to St. David. We've got a big season ahead of us, and with that, the way I manage is very firm but fair. All right, you'll hate me, but you'll love me. I'm a man, a man of adventure. So don't take any kindness for weakness, I'll tell you that right now.

I could be hogging you, or I could be hogging you to death. All right, let's meet Fraser. Fraser? So Kyle is saying, I can't wait to work with Kerry again. He demands respect. He's an excellent leader. I slightly disrespected him maybe a few times last year, you know? And then we see a flashback of Kerry getting on Kyle and Ben

for cabin inspections. I totally forgot about that. They're stupid fucking cabin inspections when Ben... When I saw Ben's face, I was just so grateful that he wasn't on the season. I can't even express how happy I was to know that he was relegated just to a flashback. You know, I saw his face and I understood the word triggered because you know, I hate that word. Like for me, I'm an older person. So for me, the word triggered. I'm like, Oh, just shut up. Life sucks. Get over it. But then I saw him and I was like,

that's I understand the essence of the word now. Like I really get it. But then I saw him and I was like, that's, I understand the essence of the word now. Like I really get it. Cause I was like, I was like, not that guy. I'm just the worst. I really like to prove to Gary that I'm not a fucking dickhead and I'm here to work and inspect him. But I'm still sort of a bit of a dickhead. I'm like, you're, there's no way

that you have reformed your way as Kyle. Yeah. Commercials, here comes one right now. At 24, I lost my narrative, or rather it was stolen from me. And the Monica Lewinsky that my friends and family knew was usurped by false narratives, callous jokes, and politics. I would define reclaiming as to take back what was yours. Something you possess is lost or stolen,

and ultimately you triumph in finding it again. So I think listeners can expect me to be chatting with folks, both recognizable and unrecognizable names, about the way that people have navigated roads to triumph. My hope is that people will finish an episode of Reclaiming and feel like they filled their tank up. They connected with the people that I'm talking to and leave with maybe some nuggets

that help them feel a little more hopeful. Follow Reclaiming with Monica Lewinsky on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to Reclaiming early and ad-free right now by joining Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple podcasts. You can listen to reclaiming early and ad free right now by joining Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple podcasts. All right. Well, people don't respect each other on this boat. They got no place on a boat of mine. Here's another thing I'm not going to accept. Come on, those. All right.

Adventure. All right. Let me tell you about St. Martin. Okay, you've got a Dutch side and a French side. Talk about adventure. And there's a lot of flavor on both sides of the island. So we'll be going to the Anguilla also, which is a British island and has awesome coastlines. But you also got great driving and there's also St. Barts. So St. Barts and there's a Dutch side and a French side and a British side. So which side is which? I don't know. You have to figure that out. Adventure. All right, here's how you tell the difference between the French and the Dutch sides. The one who hates America is both sides. Good luck. All right, now there's plenty of restaurants and shopping as you'll notice.

I'm sure you'll all get a chance to enjoy that. Just kidding. Now if you ever confuse where you are, if you look around you you see a croissant French side, Stupwafel, Dutch side, fish and chips, British, and American flags on fire, both sides. All right. Okay, I was like, All right, let's watch this shit. One quarter, two quarters, three, four. And now someone's got on their double glovey. And Damo's like, oh, the double glovey is the sign of a real pro.

And Jess is like, yeah, I was actually a bosun on 50 meter for like seven months. So double glovey it is. Well, that double glovey sounds like stressy strawberries, if you ask me. So Jess, Damo has some funny little lines there. Jess is like, I would love one day to be captain. I'm good at my job and I'm not shy to say that. Being on deck as a girl, you always go in

and have these people who are like, oh you shouldn't be there, like fuck that shit. But then when people are like, oh wow, like we only make deckhands because there's heavier shit to be taken up, but I don't know, whatever. I've ever crammed for a reason. I see myself as growing old on the ocean like I'm a boss ass bitch yeah that was me in a in a paragraph did you enjoy this?

I actually did I was like this girl is hot as fuck first of all and I want her to take over boats like I want her to be a captain I hope that's a good read because you know sometimes I read them well, sometimes I don't. And I really, so far, really like her. So I'm hoping this works out for me. Well, it's always fun to see where things go wrong on Below Deck because also at the beginning of Below Deck, down under, we were like, wow, you know what?

Vion, not so bad. Even when Vion started to turn into an absolute shit face, I was still like, please at least condonize compared to a lot of the douchebags. I mean, I still tried to hold onto it because, you know, once I decide that I really like somebody, I'm just like, come on, stay loyal, stay loyal, and say, okay, he's an absolute shit head.

I'm sorry, everybody, I'm so sorry. I don't know, I feel like I take it so personally. Yeah. Nothing to do with me yet. No, it doesn't. Mm hmm. So then Kyle is saying, I'm a big fan of Kerry. He fucking took his time with me last year and he really walk fucking walked me. Basically, he held my hand the whole fucking way through. Little did he realize he was actually holding my wanker because I was wearing a guilt. You know what I'm saying? Ho So, Cary is like, he's like, well, how can I help you, mate?

Because now he's talking to Lawrence, because Lawrence is having a meltdown already, again. And basically, Lawrence is just trying to figure out where to organize everything. He's like, I've just got to start taking stuff down. There's got to be a refrigerator somewhere. I put things in, good Lord. I feel like Judas is running this goddamn boat.

Oh, I'll get into the love house. I go, all right, okay, calm down. I'll take these oranges down. Everything's gonna work out fine. So downstairs, Barbara and Solene, Solene, Solene, are doing stuff. And Barbara is like, Solene, come here. She's like, you need me?

I'm doing something. She's like, well, I wouldn't call you if I didn't need you. She's like, you need me? I'm doing something. She's like, well, I wouldn't call if I didn't need you. She's like, okay, I come, I come. Okay, okay. It's just like, did I do something bad? I thought you were saying, did you do something bad? She's like, no, just come here. Do you know how to come here?

She's like, no. It's like, okay, let me show you. Usually we make rolls to put in the toilet. Do you know how to do this? Cause she's already asked Fraser. She's like, Fraser, is this how you want us to roll these towels? And he's like, okay.

And he goes, show Solane. And she's like, okay. So she's showing her now. So she's like, all right, we do this for the toilet. You know how, right? And she's like, um, so wait, hold on. Fraser told you this or you say this. And she's like, yes, yes, I spoke with Fraser.

She's like, okay, are you sure? Because, and which bot? This bot or tiny bot? Because many bot here, I can only have two hands, not 18 hands to work on multiple bot. So, decide, decide and tell me. The fact that they already have so much back and forth over her saying, can you come here?

And I'm gonna show her how to roll up a towel. Cause it's like even just the act of her saying, can you come here? Where she's like, she's like, Solyan, can you come here? You need me? Yes, I wouldn't say I'd can you come here? And I'm gonna show her how to roll up a towel. Cause it's like even just the act of her saying, can you come here? But she's like, so then can you come here? You need me? Yes, I wouldn't say I'd need to come here if I didn't need you. Are you sure?

Yes, I need you. I'm like, oh my God, just like just getting Solane from point A to point B to even talk about the towels were involved so much energy. I was like, oh, these two are gonna be hilarious. And even when you look at their names in the notes, how they're written one after the other, saying lines one after the other, Barbara's accent goes this way,

and the accent over her A, and Selane's accent goes to the right. So even their accents are a poise. It's grob verse a gu. Yes, it's perfect. Who is Ben? You know, as you may know, I was president of the French club.

I know my accents. Ah! Mm-hmm. Ah-choo! French boner. Mm. Mm. French boner. I've got a French boner over here. It's like a baguette. Y'all put some Gouda on there and call it lunch. Gouda.

I had some delicious Gouda last night, by the way. I'd like to point out. Of course you did. That is Dutch. Gouda's Dutch, right? Yeah, Gouda's Dutch. Good as Dutch, right? Yeah, good as Dutch. So Barbara is like, I'm very honest. It's a problem sometimes, you know, like I need to work to support my mom. But you know, I can also have good time, but I can be spicy.

It's Brazilian. I always say in Portuguese, I always say in Portuguese, it's better to ask forgiveness than permission. Okay. I love when people say that as if it's like they came up with that. I always say, I always say it's better. I always say that's the way the cookie crumbles. Am I right guys? Yeah. So, Jess and Domo are talking and he's asking if she's, if he's single, he's like, I am, but I'm always looking for that person, which I do not believe you are a decant. And then, um, he's, he's just super personality based guys. Like he doesn't really care about likes. It's like, he's double glove. He's dressy strawberries and Jess is like, sorry, I'm gay. And he's

like, yeah, it's been a bit of, he's like, it's been a bit of pill to swallow to be honest. I mean, what about you? Do you have a type? And she's like, yeah, someone preferably in my height range is like, also, you don't want to kiss up. You don't like a Tali Tali. And she's like, no, I'm not really even ready to date people right now. He's like, oh yeah. So you just like a fuck boy status, huh? And she's like, I mean, you don't have to put it like that, but yeah, pretty much. Yeah. So she takes relationships so seriously. And that's why she's not in one, but guys, she also loves banging stews. So let's see where this goes.

And I like that. I like that they're gonna still get a decky who's like, you know what, we're gonna get a female decky, but she's still gonna wanna bang all the chicks on the boat. Let's keep it up there. So then we go to Barbara and Solanus, 21 hours before charter. And Barbara's like, can you help me move this?

She's like, I don't understand. You know, I take long because I already have stuff to do and I'm late. Oh my gosh. But of course, of course, you know, I have my own stuff. You have yourself, but I have to help you with your stuff. So I guess I will do that. So look at me doing stuff. But look, now I will start to help you.

I guess so. My love, my love, everyone I will start to help you. I guess so. Okay, my love, my love, everyone has a lot to do. Okay, everyone has a lot to do. So let's just do this. But that's why I was doing mine and you're not doing yours. So you are not doing your thing, but now I'm doing your thing too. Everyone has a lot of thing to do. Everyone has a lot of thing to do.

So you can help me to do this one. Okay, can I have another shirt to wear for all the boats that I work on? Can I have 20 shirts for all the things I have to do? The shirt that you have is the shirt that you have. Okay, if you want to have another shirt, you help me do this thing then you can find a new shirt. But you cannot get a new shirt. That's my favorite when she told her, so then Carrie is radioing for Frasier and Keo to come to the wheelhouse. All right, there you are making things happen, huh? All right, there you are, making things happen, huh? All right, we're gonna change things up

with the preference sheet meeting, so it's an absolute clusterfuck. Here's what I hate, communication that will make life easier, all right? So, Frasier, you're gonna have your preference sheet meeting with your staff. Same for you, Kaya. Kaya, please stop shaking your head.

Are you wearing earbuds right now with the music blasting into them? He's like, you like, whatever you want. So then Rainbow was talking to Barbara. She's like, so how are you feeling about your roommate? She was like, well, I feel, I feel worried to be honest. Like I don't know anything, everything at all, but I'm just like in yachting, like less than a year, you know?

And Rainbow's like, oh really? Cause you have big dick energy. Do you have a lot of siblings? She was like, I don't have any. I just have big Karen Allen hair energy. She's like, okay, well, I usually don't get on with children. I got two older sisters. Oh really?

How old are they? She's like 25. The other one's 26 and 27. Oh, she's just talking. It's like a nothing scene. She's like, I hate children. 25 and 27, bitches. So we find out about Rainbow.

She wants to be Chief Stu one day. She's like, I grew up in straightforward, no bullshit, no sense, no nonsense households, almost militant. So I work my ass off because you live to work and you die. You work until you die. And when you're dead, you probably have a job. Never ends. That's why I nicknamed myself Rainbow.

Yeah, I was like, what a fun personality for somebody named Rainbow. I know. So it's time for, it's going to be time for the preference shoots. But Selena's like, she's like, I stink like dead camel. Okay, interesting. I don't know what that smells like, but I'm not going to look it up. So our primary charter guest is called Sam Rashid from Tampa, Florida. And the primary is bringing his daughter, disgusting, his daughter's wife, more disgusting, his nieces, grosser than gross, and his grandchildren, unbearable. A family affair, but also he's a germaphobe and he travels with Blacklight and disinfectant wipe. Oh, God, here we go. So we've got one of those. Yeah, yeah, someone, I'm like, why are you going on below deck?

Seriously, like if you're so much better than everybody, I feel like people who are like that to the point of bringing black lights and shit are just like, I'm the only non-disgusting human being and everywhere I go, there's other disgusting human beings that I have to have somebody else wipe down so I can be in the presence of normality, you know?

And it's like, look, you're disgusting too. We're all disgusting. We're humans. We poop. Have you looked at your eyes in the morning? There's boogers inside of them. Okay. You're gross. Nobody escapes it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And the thing is like, there's something to be said for ignorance. Like, I don't know if I even wanna apply a black light to my hotel, like the switches and everything. You don't know what you want. Sometimes you just wanna like live in the bubble a little bit. Like, you know what?

I don't want my hotel room to be disgusting, but I also don't need to know everything, you know? Yeah, I actually remember the story of Bubble Boy when that was happening when we were kids. You know, there's a little kid who had to live inside an actual bubble and Everyone's like oh my god poor thing and I was like that actually looks Like decent. Can you fit a Nintendo 64 in there? Get me a fucking bubble. I asked for a bubble for Christmas My mom was like, no, it's not what you think. But anyway, yeah, just stay home, you know That's what I said not not to you bubble Boy, but I mean to like black white people.

Bubble Boy is always welcome at my house. I mean, the other the other German. Please, please welcome our new boss and Bubble Boy. Okay, so they want a Japanese inspired tasting menu and Lawrence is like on day one. Is that what I've heard day one? That's what they want. He's like, Yep. He's like, why the fuck are we finding out about this at six o'clock in the evening on the day before?

Because you're on a television show that's designed to make you break down you sucker. Did you do any research on this? Come on. So he says, it feels quite daunting with everything coming at you at once. You don't have loads of time to set up. You just sort of thrown into the deep end. I'm like, well, you could have done some preparation, which is watch the show before you decided to come onto it.

And then you would have known what to anticipate, but that's fine. Also, what are you complaining about being thrown in the deep end for? You're in a religion where they literally dunk your ass in the water. But at least someone's there to pull you back out. So, Fraser... In theory. Unless you're like, my mom, let's make this baptism a swim lesson. He'll figure it out. Unless you're like my teacher, Mr. Cobra who we dropped on the truss fall. Sorry. So then uh. Hello there this is a two-part recap okay this is the end of part one

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