Watch What Crappens - #2878 The Valley S2E08, Part 2: A Ring of Truth To It

Episode Date: June 4, 2025

This s part 2 of a 2-parterJanet told Jason to be mad about the ring rumor on The Valley; so now he’s mad about it. Congrats to Jasmine for finally having a storyline! Also, Jax has finally learned to stop blaming people for his problems — if only Britney hadn’t let him go this long without help!!  You can watch this recap on video, listen to our 3 part Road Trip bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  Tickets for our North American tour on sale at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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So he's very upset because he doesn't even know jasmine's ever been his real friend And he goes have fun looking at yourself in the mirror talking shit about every single person here and every other person here. Jason, so do you and so does your ringleader wife, just go home and fucking simp for your fucking ringleader wife. I don't even need to hear. I'm like, I would rather look at myself in the mirror and know I talk shit about people than look at myself in the mirror and know I excuse Jack's. Yeah.

I know that you're giving Jack's air time to come up with this bullshit sympathy while violence playing in the background and Janet does as well. So fuck both of you. You know, you pretended these great people, you stand for terrorism. Great villains though. Glad you're on the show. So Jason is like, for somebody who I've invested in a relationship, I really value that. That means a lot to me, this whole thing. It's just a different side of Jasmine that,

I don't know who brought it out of her because Janet and I haven't, like we haven't done anything to her. You just like pulled her to the side and didn't claim that you wanted to talk to her to find out things. And then when she tried to explain herself, interrupted her and then guilted her

and then say that she broke your heart. Like no. And then called her a liar and insisted that she did things to you that she never did because you're too afraid of confronting Zach. And then like when you ask her to explain herself and then like cut her off and then so she gets agitated and you start saying like, why are you yelling?

Why are you yelling? I think that's what you did to her. Yeah. But either way. So he's like, I feel, she's like, it was two years ago. And he's like, I can't believe the biggest snake in the grass has been under my nose this whole time. So Janice like I'm taking my metal detector and

we're leaving. Hi, you know, I was under my nose the whole time. Bottle cap just found one. Now I've got a new earring for both of yours. So this still like warrior he's not listening. She betrayed me. She's not a real friend. They have all this. So Janet's telling everyone else she's too faced. And I can't even have a conversation with her. I mean, what the hell? And Genesis and Jason's like, I'm out of here. I love my actual friends who don't

talk shit about me. And Jasmine's like, your friends weren't fucking with you at the time. Okay, so talk to your boys not me because I already know they're my family They don't fuck with you. They don't like you So now she's insinuating that the guys are the ones who said it in the first place Which would make sense if it was all the guys like Jason's not wearing his wedding ring And then Luke took that back to Kristen and then then Kristen took that back. There we go. Guys talk. Guys chat. That guy's chat's dangerous.

But of course, Lala. We're gonna blame the gay and Jasmine for fucking everything. Because he's too much of a pussy to go for the other people. I'm sorry, I shouldn't say pussy. He's too much of a wussy to go for the other people. That was a good fix. Lala is there.

I didn't even realize Lala was at this beach. I'm pretending it's not happening. She's like, this is the best beach days I've ever had. So Jasmine is like, can you know what's crazy to you that pisses me off? At the party I said this to Jason, he goes, that makes sense. She goes, yeah, but then they said that you made it up. And that's what they told Jason.

Remember hemorrhoids? So Kristen's like, listen, Sheena, Jasmine did not tell me. Just so everyone knows, Jasmine did not tell me. Caw, caw. And Jasmine's like, yeah, trust me, I don't do that. So then Jason's like, who's this random group of guys she's even talking about?

It's like, wait, she just said my boys don't like me. Who does she mean? And Brock interrupts it to go support them. And so Janet's like, she's so fake. That was insane. So Janet's like, I love Jason, but I do not love Janet. So I would like to work it out with him, but fuck her. And you know, I I'm getting emotional because I like him. But then Janet's like, you're fake, you're fake, you're fake. And like, she wouldn't shut up

so I can so I could talk to him. Yeah. And Jasmine just saying she's so annoyed because like she, she knew Janet way back before all this, everyone like she knew Janet for, for many years now, you know, and she cherished that. But now she's like, she won't, you won't even let me talk to you. And so she's going through it. She's saying she never had an issue with Jason and they always looked out for each other because they were the only black people in the group. And they've always had each other's back. They've always had this language like when people were being crazy,

they could have looked at each other being like, you know, Jason's stupid. Jason's not black, is he? Did you say Kristen's not black? Jason. Oh, Jason. I didn't realize, I actually didn't really know

what his ethnic background was. I just, I actually always thought he might be like Filipino, but it sounds like Jasmine just said that he's black, so maybe he is mixed race. Oh, okay. I didn't know. So I didn't even hear that part. Well, there you go.

Well, just found out something new. I'll tell you what Earl the Pearl is. White. Very white. White as a pearl. Have you seen him dancing out of boat? So she's upset. And then meanwhile, the car, Jason's getting teary eyed. He's like, I can't talk about,

I can't talk about the betrayal. And Janice like, yeah, we were friends for like seven years, as long as I've been stalking Sheena. I mean, that's crazy. So now back to the fire, cause the scene is just still going. So Jasmine is like, well, he's so whipped. I know he's not doing shit.

And Michelle goes, get wrecked. So he brings, hey, why is this even being brought up? We already squashed all of this. Speaking of squash, I think I was sitting on some Hawaiian loaves here. Sorry, everyone. Y'all, I'm so sick of the same stuff being brought over and over. Jax is so mean. So back to the card.

Janet is still doing, I am done. I am done. She had to let you go. Just get in your car and leave already. For fuck's sake, man. You asked for the check an hour ago. Why are you still at my table? Go.

Yeah. So finally this beach scene ends and now we cut to Kristin and Zach walking through the mean streets of NoHo. Hey, Zach, guess what? We're in the NoHo Arts District. This is where a lot of dancers live. Like, we're really cultured right now. Yeah, seriously, we could be in the back. We could be in like a music video right now.

Seriously, seriously. I love that she acts like Zach has never been to the NoHo Arts District. It's like literally one of the main streets. It's like a very big part of like where they live. Yes. By the way, I was at a thing very big part of like where they live. Yes. Oh, by the way, I was at a thing the other day and I saw some of my friends,

I saw this gay couple and they live in the Valley and they live down the street from Jackson Brittany. And I was like, how's that? And he goes, that guy literally gets in his golf cart and drives around the neighborhood looking for people to take selfies with him or ask him for selfies, or he'll like do cameos and stuff,

just riding around in his golf cart. It's sad. He said it's actually very sad. Yes, that neighborhood I believe is called the NoHo Farts District. Old farts like Jacks drive around looking for selfies. The Shameless Ho Arts District. Yeah.

So they go to arts district. Yeah Yeah, they go to this little cafe and Mia comes and she's talking to Daniel Everything Daniel god damn it. I swear to god if you don't do it. Everything is great guys Daniel's but Daniel did you just burp? The Brittany enters hi everyone how they say is the no- don't see a painting anywhere, what's going on? Now they're talking about last night, dun dun dun. After Zach admits, he's like, I don't want water, I don't drink water. So- It's a big night on Bravo for like weird confessions.

Like in the next show we're recapping, Next Gen NYC, there's a girl who doesn't believe in washing her hands. Oh my goodness. I feel like this entire day is leading up to that recap. I'm so excited. I mean, what a day for us. Love Island, the valley, Next Gen NYC. I mean, I'm just feel so hashtag blessed.

Yeah. So, so anyway, Kristen is like, so, Brittany, how was your evening after the beach? How was that hookup? And she's like, it was great. And she said that she's basically been hanging out with this new guy and she likes him and he's like, got a real job and real responsibilities. And he does things like, um,

he like texts her things like good morning and I kind of feel so bad for her because these are just kind of like base level things that you should have in a relationship. And the fact that she is so excited to have them, I'm not even making fun of her. I'm just like, Oh, you've been living in a very sad situation with Jax. You've been with like a monster. Yeah. And she's just so normal. Is he because then when they ask where they met, she said, I was hosting a bachelor Monday at Jax's.

Oh yeah, that's true. So that sounds like kind of a thirsty way to meet somebody, you know? And here's Brittany, anybody wanna date Brittany? Let's line them up. Yeah, anyone who's voluntarily going to Jax's bar, like not just as like the novelty of it to get a selfie to put on Instagram,

to be like, I went there, and was just going there earnestly, that's a huge red flag, I doubt that you say it. Yeah, someone purposely showing up on Bachelorette night that Brittany's hosting at her husband's bar wants to get on TV. So I don't know how trusting I am. Gosh damn it.

I was rooting for her. So Brittany says, yeah, we're just having fun. A little peek at you. Listen, I don't know everything, but one thing I can guarantee is that Brittany's picker sucks. It sucks. She's not gonna pick a good one.

Listen, so you've been raised smelling those white out fumes from your mother's lipstick all your life. Your judgment's gonna get a little messed up. Sorry. I think our mom's also been through like four marriages. So there was like a lot going on over there. Yeah. Yeah. Her picker six.

Yeah. Her mom, yeah. But her mom, she has a new hairstyle for each marriage, I think. And so now she's doing this. Her mom now is in her 1977, big sort of like trapezoid hair phase, which is fun. Yeah. Yeah. She's into like the flowy bang thing,

like the square bangs, but also kind of flowy. Like she's got something going on. I remember last week she was wearing the like Flintstone super bright orange Lisa Rinna print, you know, like the leopard printer or whatever. She's like, I'm like a leopard, but a real fun orange leopard, honey. We'll take care of the kids. I feel like Sherry is like, I want my hair to look like the letter A. She just looks like she has a giant letter A on her head, just made of hair.

Yeah. Past her forehead. Yeah, something Brittany never brought home. God bless her. Okay, so we go to Kristen and Kristen's, Brittany's like, I'm just having so much fun with this guy. We're just doing a little peacock and chill. Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay. How many times do you think they had to explain that guy. We're just doing a little peacock and chill.

How many times do you think they had to explain that to her? Like, sorry, Brittany, you were not allowed to say Netflix and chill on Bravo. So they have to say peacock and chill. But why would you hang out with a peacock? No, it's, it's the streaming service. Wait, there's a stream. Where's the stream? Is it what it's called peacock stream? You can bring the stream? It's called Peacock Stream? The peacocks go down? You can bring the streams down. Oh, yeah. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. So everyone's so happy to see Britt smiling and laughing. It's just like so crazy. So now they talk about the beach and Brittney's like, I thought it was fun. I know Kristen doesn't think it was fun, but it was fun.

It's like, yeah, it wasn't fun. Cause like Jasmine and Luke and I did not think it was fine. Although I did enjoy putting that horseshoe crab on my back. That was a fun dare. So to me, it's comical that China and Jason, after laughing it off at your birthday party, all of a sudden are making it until I hear it's gel. Yeah, it's confusing. Yeah.

And now saying that Jasmine fully made it up. I mean, which is not true whatsoever because I heard it separately, okay? Hashtag hyperbole. And Brittany's like, well, yeah, Jasmine was trying to say that, but for some reason they just think that Jasmine made it up. That's what they say.

Yeah, that's easier for them to say other than everybody is saying that he does it, which means that he probably does do it. Honestly, I feel like maybe him and Jenna had some conversations and they were like, you know, how you can like spiral down a rabbit hole, sort of like the way Daniel will spiral down a bottle of vodka, you know,

and I just feel like maybe that's what happened. Speaking of Daniel, why are you hiding under the table with a bottle of tequila? You're supposed to be with the kids. Sorry, Daniel. Bye, don't, no talking. Four under four. So Zach's like, yeah, Janet, you didn't let Jason

off the leash, like how could he cheat? Like, let's come on, let's be real, okay? Like that's what upsets me. Yeah, I feel like she wants to stir the pot. And I'm just like, why do you want to stir a pot? I'm also jealous that she has enough room in her apartment that she can stir pots. And Kristen's like, I just don't, at first she shut it down and I was like, okay, it's over. But now that she's making it this huge thing, now it looks weird, which I agree. They're making it

such a big deal that I'm like, who do you fuck? Cause obviously it's somebody like, what are you guys hiding now? So Zach's like, yeah, she's ridiculous. You know, like if Jax does something bad, Brittany, by the way, Brittany, it's time for a Brittany conversation. Hold on, let me squeeze my eyes so they kind of made me cry. Brittany. Yeah, this Janet discussion's fine, but like we're all here in the NoHo Arts District

for me to have my scene. So can we sag into it right now, please? Thank you. Yeah, you guys, I just want to start with a little hyper-ribbly. What? Nevermind. Brettany, like our relationship,

like you've always been like pretending everything's fine with Jax. I'm like, you protect him. I'm like, you're like, he didn't do me, he didn't mean it, he didn't do anything bad. And that's the same thing you do with John. And Chris was like, yeah, keep doing it. Keep going.

Keep going, Zach. You're doing great. Heaven forbid I do or say, or step out of line in any sort of way. And I'm held to like this totally different standard and that you like don't specifically have my back in that moment. Oh, I mean, I do think Zach is right.

And having an issue that like, Janet comes between him and Brittany, shoulder roll. Oh, I mean, I do think Zach is right in having an issue that like Janet comes between him and Brittany. Shoulder roll. Yeah, I see that. And I also feel the same way about Janet and my friendship with Brittany. Another shoulder roll. Cook a hole. Yeah, and Zach's like,

Kristen and I are your best friends. And Kristen's like, yeah, I mean, like by tiers, like we're a better tier. And Zach's like, yeah, we're like top tier. And Jared and Janet are just like in the back. Like they're like the bottom of the tiers with like the dusty wabs. I love him advancing the Jared feud,

even though the producers have no interest in it whatsoever. He's like, as we all saw earlier in this episode, Jared is bottom tier, correct? Like, no, we didn't see that. Brittany's like, no, you guys are all my best friends. Okay, I'm very lucky that I have so many close friends. And if I could give each and every one of you a bottle cap that Janet found in the sand, I would.

Okay, but guess what? I'm talking to them and when I talk to them, I'm gonna tell them you're a class point of view. So for instance, when Janet says, Zach, it's so mean, I go, yeah. That's pretty nice of me, I think. Yeah, I mean, when you say, Janet, that's pretty nice of me, I think. Yeah, I mean, when you say Janice, you mean I said, no, you see it's fair.

He's like, no, it's what I'm talking about. Oh my God, I had like a visceral reaction to that. You should get your heart checked. The Brittany that I knew in the past is not the Brittany that I'm here with today. And it kind of sucks because like we've been through like so much, like when I had horizontal bangs, when I had diagonal bangs, when I went back to horizontal,

when I met Bungee, we've been through like so much. Well, I just don't want you thinking I like Janet more than I like you. It's just that I like Janet more than I like you. I hope that clear things up. Visceral, visceral reaction. Well, I don't want to work out right now, but I support your journey. It's time for a commercial.

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Follow the best idea yet on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen early and ad free right now by joining Wondery Plus. And if this podcast lasts longer than 45 minutes, call your doctor. And now it's time for Nia and Danny to go have a lymphatic massage at a place called the tax. The tax. A lymphatic drainage massage supposed to release the drain toxins from your body sort of sounds like this when the toxins leave. It's good that we're doing that after spending the week with a couple of toxic people. All right? So they go in and Nia talks about being insecure about her body because of all the babies. So she just wants to like get this baby thing out of her

and done with so she can go get her body tightened up. And he's like, oh, hey, you go to Santa Clarita and I'll impregnate you. That's all I need, baby. I mean, I just want to have a mommy makeover and I'm not gonna do it till we get this fricking other blast baby out. So now they get their massage and then this lady is like going to town on Danny's thigh. She's like He's like

And that's what he does he's like I'm having a fourth child four under four I He's like, I'm having a fourth child, four under four. Hey, hey, hey. You know, they seem very nice. I cannot hear about another fucking child. I don't care. I don't want to hear about it. I don't care how many children you have. You're doing this to yourself and you're doing this to us. Stop it.

Stop it. Stop it. So now we go back to Janet and Jason's and Janet and the baby are back in the ball pit and they are still playing around with that sheer scarf. The sheer scarf, the ball pit, the low hanging hood. This house has a lot of calamities happening in it. And Janet's like, Oh my God, I've not been in a situation like this where I'm sitting in a ball pit crying all day.

I mean, I could have died today. I could have died. Jasmine basically almost murdered me in front of my child because he knows, he senses what's going on. And he was like, his first words came out today. And he said, mommy, don't die. I said, I'm sorry, it's Janet. It's Janet. Oh, look, I found a bottle cap in this ball pit.

Jasmine, I mean, oh, look, I found a bottle cap. And then he said, ow. And I realized there was a bottle cap in there. Damn it. Said Fanta on it. So Jason's like, yeah, when we were talking to Jasmine, the way she looked at you and spoke, it was like, it was just like you were the scum of the earth. I'm like, wait for BravoCon.

So Janet's like, I just, I don't understand what's going on. Like it hurts really bad. It's like playing skee ball and not a single ball goes into the big circles. It's just terrible. I just, I just feel like I'm being dumped out of nowhere. She talks about how Jasmine was her friend for so many years and it just feels like

her friendship's been discarded. Oh, who cares, Janet? You're an asshole and people call you an asshole and then you cry like a victim, okay? Stop being an asshole. So this scene isn't really about Janet or her ball pit. This scene is about how we're supposed to really feel for Jack. So can we please bring the Trixie Monical violin quartet

out for a Jack's call? The Jack's call. Ooh. So now Jack's on the phone, and he's like, oh, god. Today was kind of like a rough day. I mean, it's just like with my therapy. I mean, overall it's been really, really good, like really helpful.

And you know, I got on some old stuff today and I'm just trying to really figure out where my anger is coming from. I'm just so tired of my anger. I'm so tired of yelling. I wish Brittany would stop making me yell. I just lost all when I found out about Julie and oh, my best friend, she's so awful.

But you know what, I pushed Brittany away, but she wanted to be pushed away, to be fair. And I just, I pushed her and pushed her and I didn't even fucking see it, you know? And I just, I didn't even realize what I was doing and like I've gotten so, I've gotten away with it for so long that I found this to be acceptable behavior and it's really her fault. She was the one who let me get away with it for so many years. I mean, oh, but I'm really, I'm doing better.

I'm doing better. I just wish Brittany had told me to stop. That's like crazy, but she didn't, you know, like I have to be supportive of Brittany for not being able to tell me to stop it. Cause like it's been really hard on me the way she's just let me go. I mean, what a piece of shit, this fucking guy. Like he gets worse every single time. He's like, guys, I've been horrible. And I'm so upset that Brittany like let me think this was acceptable behavior. But now that I've learned that it's Brittany who's fucked up, hopefully I can fix Brittany

enough that I'll be okay. What this is. This was he he's like, he's he's presenting like he has had, you know, epiphanies and is taking accountability. But he's there's like these little lines he drops in there like, Oh, I wish she hadn't let me go this far. Right. I wish she hadn't let me go this far. Right. I wish she had, I wish she had, I wish she had left me earlier. So I could have had this, this moment

of like, he literally says, I wish Brittany would have left me a fucking long time ago. Like he's still blaming her. Yeah. I'm saying it's changed me. So I wish she'd done it a long time ago. Cause look how changed I am. No, you're still here blaming somebody else. You shit head. You haven't even changed your shirt. You're in the same fucking outfit you've been in the same drawn on eyebrows. Take a shower and please stop putting him on this show. So Jason says, yeah, well, you know, like if you really want to help Britney, you know, she mentioned the mortgage hasn't been paid.

So maybe you could pay that. That would be a good step forward. He's like, well, I have a situation for that. You know, Britney and I have a podcast, it's huge. It is basically the Rogan of couples and huge deal. So I'm just gonna let her have the money from that for a while. Like whatever, she can have the RSS, like whatever. So we find out later that he's not even doing this podcast.

It's been her doing it solo earning money that he's been taking half of while she's been doing it. So Jason, he's like, wow, man, this is the first time I've talked to you where you've taken like full accountability for things and not said I messed up or Brennan did this or I messed up but this happened. Like you're taking full accountability.

And this is, I see like legitimate change. I was like, are we listening to the same phone call, Jason? Cause I'm hearing bullshit with subtle insertions of blaming Brittany for why. Not even subtle, flat out blaming Brittany for his shit. And you know, Janet's like, wow, I'm so impressed. And Jason's like, why am I crying? Because I haven't been like crying 20 times in five days

cause you're surround yourself with horrible people and then support them. Yeah. Now it's interesting because we've said before like, Oh, we don't like this like pro Jack's redemption, um, angle that the show is doing. I actually think the show is not giving him a redemption. I think the show is sort of doing a troll is actually trolling Jack's cause every time they do Jack's checks in

from rehab and he talks about his progress every single time he does that they immediately follow up with a scene where we see he is actually just as wretched as he always was. And I think the show is I think the show is totally making fun of him because they're like, yeah, okay, like this is his bullshit. Now now you're going to see what he's really doing to Brittany. Well, I like that they did that today for sure. This is definitely the most blatant followup we've had, but you know, the Jacks, like they literally play

tinkly piano music when he's doing his, I just, I can't. So we go to Britney's and she's still pissed about the condo, the condo, I'm so upset about the condo. And she's going to be taking over the mortgage and this and that. So she's talking to her mom and she's like, mama, I need a ladder. He hid the ladder from me so I can't, so I can't cover up them cameras again. What a weirdo. Like he's not going to just spy on me whenever he had to cover the entire time. I mean, two point two can play this game, buddy. Two can play this game. Take the cameras out.

Yeah. Yeah. So she's covering the cameras back up again. This is also fucked up and she's like, well, my plan moving forward, just the brand is just going to sit vacant there for two and a half months. That's okay. Cause like I'm doing okay. And I can afford it right now, but like I got to figure something out cause that's a lot of money. So they FaceTime she FaceTTimes Jenny, who's Jax's sister, which I guess I just feel like don't even, I understand like Jenny seems like fairly normal,

but why are you, I would just cut out the entire family. I would not talk to any of them. Well, Jenny's also a Jax supporter. So you're calling Jenny under the, like, under the guise of Jax is sick and he needs our help and we should be talking about poor Sick Jack's which shouldn't be the thing. It should be Jack's is abusive and he's ruining my fucking life Are you gonna help me or not? Yes, but this whole like let's check in on Jack's is so gross. I hate it So she's like well Jenny I want to catch up with you obviously on everything

Did you guys ever get that go fund me money that money that people had to make so your mom could pay for your dad's funeral after Jax took off all the inheritance money and never helped pay? How's that going? But no, we never get a question like that. Instead, it's poor Jax, you know? And then we find out that Jax stole the wedding rings and the wedding bands, probably to change them in

for something that goes up his nose. And Jenny's like, mm-hmm, wow, they're missing? Wow, what a shame. Hang up on Jenny right now. Yeah, this is, he hasn't paid the mortgage and yet the wedding rings, the jewelry is missing, but the money has not been paid. So then, and she's like, yeah, like,

I don't know where they are. Like, what? Like, I don't understand. So this is why she's really calling Jenny because she wants to basically be like, Jax hasn't paid the mortgage. So maybe you should pay it because you're his sister and like, uh, that's like bullshit. And also like where the fuck are my wedding rings? I need you to yell at Jax for me. So, but Jenny's like, Hmm, oh, that's too bad.

Not falling for it at all. Trying not to show her fingers. So then, uh, the producer was like, Oh, Brittany had just got a text from Jax. And so Jax has just texted Brittany and it's like, I can hear everything. You fucking idiot. You look like an idiot on TV. You look ridiculous talking about this right now.

I can't believe you. And so she's like, yeah, childish behavior. And she's like, this is crazy because those cameras don't have sound on them. So when he bugged the house too put a microphone in here, I mean, this is Jack's. He's so Jack's. Why is he like this?

I'm like, because he's a narcissist and he's, he's demented. I'm sorry. That's why he's like this. Don't question it. Just leave it. So then Britt's saying like, well, unless he puts some secret device around the house, our interior cameras don't have sound, but we are speaking about Jack Taylor. I don't put pass, but anything pass them anymore. I've given up hope. It's like,

unless he puts some devices, I think there's like a good chance if Ralph from Atlanta can put the devices around, Jack's can definitely put them around. He's probably got something on your phone. He's probably found like on your phone. Yeah. He's probably found like some way to mirror your phone that's sending him stuff too. Well, it's one of two situations.

Either he has planted devices, which is fucked up, or the other thing is he saw on the security cameras that he came back into the house, so he wants to rattle her by saying, by pretending like he can hear, even though he can't, but he just knows it'll get under her skin. Both ways are despicable. Both options are terrible.

And we also find out in this scene that he not only hasn't paid since May, it's been a lot longer than that and the house is in foreclosure now. So yeah, and I think someone said that on the after show, she said it was over a hundred thousand because it had been since October or something. And then she's taking over the mortgage. So does that mean a really long time. And then she's taking over the mortgage,

so does that mean it's gonna impact her credit because she's taking over the mortgage? I don't know how that all works. No, she's just gonna be paying for it. I'm sure he didn't sign the house over. He's not gonna sign that house over without, she just means she's gonna be paying for it. So then Jenny's like, oh, hold on a second, he's calling me.

Very convenient that he decides to call her because like, you know, he's calling to yell at her for doing this shit with Britney on camera. This is hard to watch, man. This is rough, my God. It's crazy. So he calls back and she calls back. He's like, oh, he's going to the hospital.

She's like, what do you mean? His blood pressure is super high. I'm like, and then Jenny says, yeah, he saw you guys like putting on the stickers, you and Sherry. Oh, Jenny, stop like being. You've killed Jack. You've killed Jack.

If his blood pressure is going up because of that, the same thing that he did to his own wife, then let that pressure go soaring. Let the brain. I don't care what people say. I agree with you. And I don't care what people say about Jenny. She needs to hang up on fucking Jenny, because fuck her. Jenny calling to like relay Jack's manipulations, Let the brain lead the game. I agree with you and I don't care what people say about Jenny.

She needs to hang up on fucking Jenny because fuck her. Jenny calling to like relay Jax's manipulation is bullshit. Like oh my God, he has to go to the hospital. And Brittany's like, well, my biggest fear was it before he went there was he's got to go because he's going to have a heart attack. And Jenny's like, yeah, well, both of my uncles died before the age of 50, Brittany. And she's like, oh my God, well, I don died before the age of 50, right? And she's like, oh my God, why don't want them to die? But fuck off, Jenny.

OK, were both of your uncles abusive pieces of manipulative shit? Like, was it also caused by the women in their lives? Hang up on Jenny. Well, they do hang up. And so she turns her mom, mom, come over here. OK, Jack just wrote me this really long email saying in terms of the mortgage, I've been trying to contact the bank to pay off what is owed but they just let me know the home is in for By the way, here's the bullshit already. I've been trying to contact the bank. It's not hard. Right?

We all let me tell you something It's 2025 you pay that you do this stuff online you get an email that says mortgage is due. Okay, it's not like this It's automatically drafted from your fucking account the fact that has been this long means you stopped the draft on your account Yeah, the the banks are not gonna make it hard for you to give them money. Okay, it's very simple to reach out Be like I need I owe you money. I'm gonna pay you they'll be like, yes, come on in, sir So him saying I've been trying to contact the bank means that he was not trying at all. He's just now been caught. So, and then he says, I will not be paying anything after this month.

I will not be paying anything more. You'll be responsible until we sell the house. And they just laugh because obviously that's not true. They'll both be on the, if they're both on the mortgage, they'll both be held responsible. But she's like, I just was hoping for change, which was your first fucking mistake. She just keeps going. And then the kid comes over, so get over here, get over here, let me get them boogers out of your nose. I used to got boogers, come here.

That tastes like casserole, that's weird. Okay, go over there. So she's- What is the metaphor? Plucking the booger out of your nose. And that's what she needs to do with Jax, pluck that booger out of her nose. Well, I mean, it is, her picker is broken.

Even her son doesn't have a good picker. He's always got boogers in his nose. Like, learn to pick your nose. What kind of kid are you? Let's learn. I'll teach ya. So then, Brittany is like, oh, and so he says he's gonna just let me keep

all the money from this podcast. He told Jason and Janet he was gonna let me keep this podcast money, and now he's saying, I'm gonna have to figure out how to pay this whole mortgage and everything else. He's just so gross. This like hurts my feelings to watch. I mean, I like watching it. I find it fascinating because it's real.

It's something that's so real that's happening. And it's also great for people to see that like there are pieces of, like Jax is only one of thousands, millions of pieces of shit guys that do this that are just like total narcissist pigs. And I do enjoy seeing him getting like, like they put this up there and we just all thrash them because this is totally unacceptable behavior for anyone to do to anyone else. So fun times on the Valley. Right.

Another fun episode. Thanks everyone for being here on a two part Valley episode. Certainly lots of fun. And go check out our Love Island coverage and we'll be back later with some next gen in New York City. Bye everyone. Bye. Angel orders.

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