Watch What Crappens - #2879 Next Gen NYC S1Ep1 Part 1: I Believe The Children Are The Future

Episode Date: June 5, 2025

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Joining me today is a representative of Gen Z, Mr. Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how's it going? I'm not a Z-er, that's for sure. But I'm doing good. Gen, Generation X, old, old Gen X over here reporting for duty. Old Gen NYC. We are here today to talk about the series premiere of Next Gen New York City.

Before we get into that, a few things. Love Island coverage is back. It's exclusively on Patreon. Go to patreon.com slash watch what crap ends. The first episode we recapped and made that available for everyone to listen to. It should be on our podcast feed, but everything going forward is going to be on Patreon. So go check that out. We're going to be doing daily drops of recaps, not really recaps,

just like chatting about the last night's episode. So we had a lot of fun already with it. This is gonna be a great season. Can't wait for it, uh, to see how it all shakes out. So that's a Patreon. You can also watch us with Patreon with crappens on demand. So I get the full crappens experience by going over there. Also in a week, we are going to Seattle and we're going to recap the season premiere of real housewives of Miami at the Neptune. Seattle is one of our rowdiest, most devoted audiences and we always have a fabulous time

there. We added it on because we just couldn't not go to Seattle on our tour. So please come join us. Come with a group, come with a friend, come with no one, just come with yourself. We'll take you in any form and we guarantee you'll have a great time. So go to watch our crap. It's.com. That's where you'll find all your ticketing links for not just the Seattle show.

But the week later, we are wrapping everything up here in Los Angeles in the heart of Hollywood at the Fonda theater. We're going to have a great time there to celebrate the end of a magnificent tour. I would say probably our best tour that we've ever had. The mountain hysteria tour, everyone who's come out so far to our shows all this year. It's been wonderful. The audiences have been great. And so we're going to send it off with a bang. Come join us again. Ticket links are all at watch or crappens.com. So with all that out of the way, it is time for us to turn our attention to a brand new show on Bravo, Next Gen, New York City. This was the show that we'd

heard about that there was going to be a show on Bravo about all the kids from Bravo. But I never thought it was going to sort of come out like this. And I have to say, I loved this premiere. Ronnie, what did you think about it? I loved it. And you know, I have to start with a disclaimer, just like I did on Love Island. I understand I'm about to make fun of children. Some of you may not be fine with it, but I am. So go away. I pay taxes, I've aged, and I reserve my right to make fun of younger people. Okay?

And if you don't like it, you can fuck off. Okay? And also, I will also make fun of your children at some point. So if you don't want them to make fun of, don't bring them around me. And also make fun of your mom, because that. So if you don't want them to make fun of, don't bring them around me. And also make fun of your mom, because that's what we do. So I really enjoyed it. I thought it was really fun.

I loved all the personalities on it. I think they did a really good job of finding so many personalities to do it. There's a lot of different kinds of personalities on here, which I enjoy. Andy, what do you think? Yes, yeah, I loved it. And they even gave Riley a personality,

which was, I think, one of the hardest feats to do. I think it's great. I actually love that it's a blend of Bravo kids, but also non-Bravo kids. I think that's exactly how they should have done it. Bravo tries its hand at a youth casting, children in the city kind of vibe every few years, gallery girls, real girlfriends of Paris. And they've done it again here. And I've loved it every time Bravo's done it. But for some reason, it has never quite connected. I really hope that this one connects. I think it will. They've put a

huge amount of publicity into this premiere. So I think this will do well. It has to. And I'm going to will it to do well. Time will tell, I suppose, but here we are. Next Gen NYC, season one, episode one. Welcome to New York, shots of cities, clips, clips, clips. And then we hear a voice as we see the city, and it says, I don't think that I could have a negative about New York if I wanted to. Live there longer. You know what I mean?

To everybody who's trying to be like, if you can't find a negative thing about anywhere you live, you're not looking hard enough. Yeah, this is, I think it's Ariana's voice. Ariana Zolciak-Behrman. I don't know what her last name is. I don't think she knows what her last name is these days. And she's on a subway looking terrified. And she actually says,

I'm actually absolutely petrified right now. And she says, come to New York to make your dreams come true. Of course you have to have a dream first, but like that'll come I'm sure. And then we see Brooks in the confessional. We see a lot of clips of the upcoming season, right? Should we go over them all or how do you feel?

We can just sort of, I think we can sort of get right into the meat of it. We don't have to go through all this. This is like the beginning of a blow deck episode because it's kind of like sizzle really here in the beginning. So it's basically they're all talking about New York and it's just great.

And just meeting all these people really, really quickly. And they're all just like, we love New York people. I just say what they think. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So Ariana is, she's 22, which is crazy. She looks totally different than she ever did on Real Housewives of Atlanta. And she's walking two humongous dogs,

which listen, New York City is a great city for tiny dogs. Two big ones are gonna be rough. Not that I don't like big dogs. It's gonna be rough in a tiny apartment and having to walk those dogs two or three times a day. Good luck. But it's either that or leave them at Kim's old CX house and you know Kim would eventually turn them

into sandwiches for the children because Kim is desperate. Kim is, yes. So she's walking her dogs and she's encountering things like gaping holes in the sidewalk and people on the street. And she's like, I love the New York energy. The second I got off my plane and walked out of the airport

and smelled the urine and the cigarettes, I was like, this is my place. But to be fair, it also smells like literally my place in Georgia. Have you been around Kim Waitz? I'm gonna say it, because it's what you grew up in. Your whole house smelled like urine and cigarettes. So then we see Marlene in New York,

just some random lady on the street. She was like, hey, you go in there to that butcher, they'll give you a turkey leg. And she's like, oh my God, thank you so much. What's your name? She's like Marlene. She goes, I'm Ariana, nice to meet you. She goes, oh, it's Ariana, say it's Ariana. She's like Marlene. She goes, I'm Ariana. Nice to meet you. She goes, oh, it's Ariana

It's a young man. She's like, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Are you the one that smells like piss or is in the city? I can't really tell Do you smoke? Yeah, I'm actually still trying to find a place and she's like, oh well, there's a place right up here That's maybe for ran a guy just moved out. Oh my god. Thank you so much. You know, New Yorkers are so friendly I'm like please Marlene's been trying to offload that apartment for six months. I know. He's invested with rats and feces. What Marlene didn't tell you is the guy was murdered and they haven't cleaned it up yet. He's still rotting in that apartment. So please take it over. It's only $10,000

a month and you have to clean it. So my name, my mom is Kim Zolciak. Do we still say Beerman? I'm not even sure this week. So my mom did Real Housewives of Atlanta and my dad played football for a while and now they're gonna divorce and it's been very messy. So yeah, I was like really ready to get out of that urine infested house and get into New York.

Yeah, so she's looking for apartments and she's texting with Brooks and she's like bleaker street. Wow, this is amazing. Like what do you guys street? What do you guys think? I mean, is there a Zilla for this? Like no way. 59.95 a month. And it's a two bedroom Italian terrace apartment. So then we have this text conversation and she's like, Oh my god, I just saw an insane apartment 6k and Brooks is like, oh my God, I just saw an insane apartment, 6K. And Brooks is like, where are you? Little Italy.

Don't do it. Gross, disgusting. Little Italy, big carbs. And then Gia's on the group text and she's like, there's always room for you in New Jersey. And Brooks goes, love you Gia, but no. You're so lucky you're even allowed on this show with your Jersey hair.

And Ariane is like, I'm Kim's daughter and I'm even gonna LOL that one. She's like, we're not gonna bring this show over to Jersey. You're gonna have to cross the George Washington Bridge if you wanna film with us. So she's like, there's not many housewives kids. So I met, I met G, G and I have been friends for years and then G introduced me to Brooks.

And so now we see Brooks and he's at a photo shoot, probably with his mom. We see a lot of photo shoots with his mom. And he's like in some crazy outfit, just posing, just dead eyed, which I guess makes sense for Brooks to be a model. Cause Brooks is just so like, ugh, and it actually does look so good in stills.

It's perfect for modeling to have no personality and just stare blankly in front of you. I love Brooks. I love Brooks in this. I think he's so funny. No, he has tons of personality. I meant more like monotone personality, sorry. Sorry, sorry.

But he's like a walking still picture. Because like even in scenes where he's upset, he's like, I can't believe you did that to my sister. I hate confrontation. So he's like doing this photos and he's like, I'm feeling like so stressed. Can't you see it all over? Look at me, I'm shaking like a leaf.

Can't you tell? Wow, you can read it all over my face. Nothing but stress. So't you tell? Wow. You can read it all over my face. Nothing but stress. So we find out about Brooks. I'm a model, a clothing designer, an entrepreneur, an activist, a twink owner of a Starbucks rewards card. And on top of that, I'm a member of the marks family. And then we see a a clip of them all together, the Marx's, and he's like, it's a full-time job. I serve as creative director of my mom's company,

which like, I love my mom, she's like amazing, she's literally a mother, but it definitely does feel like you're living in someone's shadow. Mostly because she stands over me and holds a flashlight behind her head. It's hurtful. Well, that's what you have to do to make sure your toddler is safe. So he does this photo shoot, photo shoot, and we see Chloe is there and she's like

taking pictures on her phone. She's like, don't worry if this doesn't work out. I have other copies. Perfect. Perfect. Brooks, you're amazing. Brooks, stop moving. Just kidding, I've never seen you move. Okay, this is great. Oh my God, look, Meredith Marx is also in these pictures.

Yes, give it wind, give it wind. He's like, I'm stealing my- That's the wind machine. You're stealing my spotlight. I mean, I was told it was a magazine cover without my mom and then she showed up. And Meredith is like wearing a blonde wig. She's like, oh, I like my new wig.

Well, I was like, hello, gay, no. First like, yeah. Why wouldn't they have a cover shoot with you for Meredith magazine monthly? You don't even need to be here. You can leave. I'm going to call this blonde wig Marley. Do I look like a Marley?

Is that her name? No, that was a lady on the street. What are you guys going to call me? Marla. Marla. Hey little girl, they'll give you a turkey leg if you walk into that store. You guys want to leave it? You're fine with it? they'll give you a turkey leg if you walk into that store. You guys believe it? You're fine with it? Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe He goes, he goes, I'll have whatever she's having, which is the first of many references to when Harry met Sally in this episode,

which is so funny that there's like this on mainly Georgia. Georgia is really trying to sell a like, hey, let's have Gen Z rediscover when Harry met Sally. Yeah. And everyone's like, what? I don't get it. Riley, when she goes, I haven't seen that show. at it. So then- Riley, when she goes, I haven't seen that show.

Yeah. So Ava and Charlie, some noobs arrive at the shoot and Ava's a model and Charlie's a crypto trader. He's like kind of the skinny goofy little guy that gets no respect. So he's like super, gives off like a super arrogant energy. He's like, yeah. Yeah.

I'm like super rich and super cool. I'm like, you're also super insecure and I can't wait to see how this manifests. Yeah. Um, and he also enters the season with a cloud of controversy over his head, which I'm sure you talked about or read about last week. Of course. You know, I'm a crypto bro. So I already know about all this, but go ahead, Ben, inform the people. Well, as some people may have read about last week, there was this unfolding drama in New York city where there was this guy who was being held hostage in a townhouse in New York

city. He was like a crypto guy, but he was being held hostage by two other crypto guys from like Kentucky. And they were trying to get his password for his crypto account, and he wouldn't give it to them, so they were torturing him for like three weeks. This guy was being tortured, electrocuted, all sorts of crazy ass shit. He finally managed to escape

out of this townhouse of terrors. I mean, truly a terrible story. He gets out, he's able to get help, so the cops go back in, or the feds, ors or whoever was and they go and they arrest the ringleader, the guy, well, the other two people, the one who's even worse, actually there was a third person who may or may not have been involved. So they arrest this guy in Manhattan and it's all these pictures of this guy being arrested from the townhome and guess who's standing out there during the rest on his phone looking confused and like not just a not just a passerby but someone who was clearly

maybe going to visit this townhome is Charlie himself. Yeah, yeah. And he's like, it's like a frat house for crypto bros. So yeah, we'd hang out there. I'll stay there sometimes or whatever. So he didn't do it. I mean, I don't think he did know what we don't think he did it. But he, he swims in circles with those people, which I think is pretty not good, I would say. Oh, crypto is the wild wild west y'all. Get some guy. So my friend the other day was like, I made so much money on Farcoin. This isn't even real life. Please, let's talk about something else. It's like, this isn't even real life. Please, let's talk about something else. So, how, the top of my mouth hurts.

Hold on, my cheekbone hurts. Give it a moment, give it a moment. You're fine, you're gorgeous. Your bones are like, so 2024. That's really weird. That's weird, why would this part of my cheekbone be hurting? Maybe it's the crinkled. It's not a tooth.

Okay, anyway, maybe it's a chip. It's that TMJ, whatever. So Charlie comes in to meet, I don't know who he's meeting. Oh, it's Meredith. Cause Meredith's like, hi, I'm Marla. I'm Brooks Max's sister, you know, one with a fabulous mother who loves bathtub and DJing,

as you might know from homosexual pride that's just happened all over the country. Are you buying it? So Eva's like, Oh my God, I'm getting scared. Ha ha ha ha. But like Charlie, I think actually falls for it. She's like, wow, she completely convinced me. And so then we see Charlie and Charlie and Brooks in the same confessional.

There's a lot of in this show. One thing that they do is they have a lot of like different friends sit next to each other during different confessionals and so Charlie's like yeah, you know how like years ago I would send you like screenshots of like your hair all fucked up in these Bravo videos Brooks Where it's like the best of Brooks marks and I'd be like screenshot you and like your lips and you'd be like your hair And I just like sent it to you, bro. That was awesome. Bro.

He's like, remember all the screenshots I sent of you looking like an idiot? He's one of those. He's just like, yeah, thanks for that. Yeah, it made me feel great. So they're all hugging and Charlie and Chloe meet and then the director is like, oh my God, also I wanted one of you like spilling him tea,

like literally spilling it, like we could pour some tea, but then you could be spilling it saying, I don't know about that, I don't really spill. Who drinks tea? Chloe's there and goes, spill the damn tea mom. But it's like lemonade, the tea that they get. I didn't really get it, because it looked like lemonade spilling. And I don't know, it's like lemonade, the tea that they get. I didn't really get it,

because it looked like lemonade spilling. And I don't know, it's an endless stream of tea. I don't know how many pictures they went through, but it's just like, it's an avalanche. This whole scene was so bizarre. And so he's doing it, and then Charlie's like, does anyone want me to blow brooks? And he has a little windblower,

so he's like getting the wind on them. And then they're like, wind, wind, wind, more wind on Brooks. Chloe's like, you're doing amazing, sweetie, yes. And I love the direction she goes, yeah, yeah, more wind. Now laugh at him, laugh at him. Okay, no, but like mean laughing. Laugh at him like it's mean.

The sort of laughing you would only laugh in the windstorm. Laugh, windstorm laughing. Laugh. Mean laugh at your child while you're pouring liquid all over them. Sounds great. Meredith Monthly's gonna laugh at us. I wonder what these photos are all being used into.

Do these photos ever actually get surfaced anywhere? Or are they just a random? I don't know, but there's multiple shots, there's multiple scenes of them doing photo shoots together. It's weird. And very them. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappence commercial. Every big moment starts with a big dream.

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call your doctor. He has his shirt wide open so he can show off his new little chest tattoos that he has. He's like, yeah, I'm like a guy who's, I'm tough. I'm the son of a mutual fund manager, and I've been born on these streets. Nothing says tough like a Harry Styles tattoo across your chest. Oh God. Yeah, right. Those tattoos are the worst. They're the worst.

I feel so bad for them, because it's just like such a trend. And then when that's over, you're just like the weirdo who has a Harry Styles tattoo. You just have a big butterfly in your chest. Yeah. It's awkward. Undermining whatever definition you've worked

so hard to build. Yeah, which he does. He does have that as well. So Ava's like, yeah, I'll tell you, Charlie has no filter and he's very direct. And I'm Ava's like, yeah, I'll tell you, Charlie has no filter and he's very direct. And I'm Ava, I have no batteries. I'm completely devoid of any kind of energy or charisma or personality.

It's all been put into my perfect face and everything else, there's nothing left. So Charlie's like, yeah, I definitely get in trouble with my math. So Chloe's like, hey, so what'd you guys do for Memorial Day weekend? Forgot. Get it. I was supposed to go to the Hamptons, but I was shooting our campaigns. So I was in the city Saturday and Sunday.

Charlie's like, we got to find a good party to go to. We could do cost off, no, we can do zero bond. And they had to put it in subtitles, but they were like, these are Gen Z subtitles. They're all in different like crazy TikTok fonts. And I liked that they had to put them in there because his diction is like, cost of zero bond, we can go to cost of zero bond.

Do you want to go to zero bond? I'm going to go to five bond. No zero bond zero bonds. What's in right now. Yeah. Let's also go to that place. Georgia was talking about, Oh yeah. Gone though. I love that. Gone. So has a place now. He deserves it. He's like the most underrated muppet. Yeah. With that trumpet always exploding in his face. Does it explode in his face?

Why do I think his trumpet explodes in his face? No, but he blows it and then he has like the little flying motorcycle thing, like the Muppet Caper. I mean, Gonzo saved a lot of lives. I love his dedication to Priscilla the chicken. Gonzo has always been, I'd probably like my favorite Muppet, I think. I think people don't like him

because he's like a chicken fucker, but you know what? I'm from the South. That's wonderful. So are we going to go to Gonzo's Zero Bonder Casa tonight, guys? What are we going to do? So let me see a screen. Then we see a text thread and Charlie says, let's meet up at Gonzo tonight. And then Georgia says, splendid. And then Charlie's like, Chloe, when are you,

like, where do you go when you go out? We spoke about this on FaceTime the other day. Remember, do you go to Gonzo or do you go to Zero Bond or do you go to Casa? All of the above or none of the above? And she's like, yeah. Yeah. Chloe is getting into her mom's stash.

Chloe has never had a lot of energy either, which is so funny. Every time they try to make conversation, like, so Chloe, what did you think about that article in the New York Times? She's like, yeah. Yeah. So Eva's like, you guys FaceTimed? Charlie goes, yeah, Brooks handed her off. Yeah. We had a FaceTime sesh. We had a FaceTime sesh. Chloe, do you have a boyfriend? She's like, I don't know. Like I'm like single and it's like the first time.

So I'm like, oh my God, like if something with the right person happens, I mean, I guess we'll see it Gonzo. So what are you like, who are you seeing Chloe? No one. No, no, this is Charlie. Who are you seeing Charlie? He's like, no one is everyone. Oh. Oh, then Ava's like, a man of the streets.

Aw. I'm officially seeing nobody officially right now. Oh my God. Hot boy. Hot boy summer. Hot boy summer. When I'm, then Brooks tells us, we have to, we actually have to articulate between Brooks and Chloe because they sound

exactly the same. No, I think they can sound, they've always, in my voice, they've always sounded because they do sound exactly the same. No, I'm saying, I feel like I always have to say, Brooks says, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Because they're the same. So Brooks is like, when I met Charlie, he was in a relationship. And then Charlie is now single. It's like two different people. It's like going to Gonzo and then finding out

you went to Casa instead. It's crazy. So then Charlie's like, so Chloe, how old are you? She's like, 22, but my birthday is 14 days before Brooks. So almost 23. Wait, how's that possible? Is it, well they could- It must be like a year and 14 days.

Something like that. Sorry, I was like wow. Something like that. Only Meredith Marks would be like, well I'm pregnant again, that's crazy. They're not twins, I got pregnant with one 14 days later than the other one. They are gonna have the same voice and same face

and everything the same, but they will be different days born. I'm a double-wombed woman, okay? One is Meredith's womb and the other is Marla's womb. Hehehehe. Hehehehe. Hehehehe. Chloe came out blind.

Hehehehe. Hehehehe. So Brooks is now witnessing Charlie flirting with Chloe. So he's like, Oh my God, I'm like not okay. Amongst me to my and my friends, Charlie, he is literally, he's like never grown up. He's like such like a baby. And then it cuts to him lying on Meredith's lap, just staring at her like, you're the best mom.

Like me straightening eyes, Brookes. Mean laughing, mean laughing. So then we got to our- We also didn't talk about the fact that he, by the way, we didn't talk about the fact that half the scene, Brooks has some weird pink, like spaghetti wig on his head. The things they do to Brooks in this show,

it's hard to even get them all in. Because he seems like he doesn't have that much going on. But we've already seen like five different wigs and three photo shoots. I'm not really sure what's happening. And he's had tea poured on his head. So now we have Ariana and Hudson, who are walking hand in hand. Hudson is her boyfriend. We talked we did a trailer trash of the show, which you guys should all check on Patreon.

But we were wondering who was this sort of adolescent boy with the sideburns and the long hair trying to be tough. And now we meet him. He's Hudson. It's Hudson. He does not belong here. Hudson looks like he is waiting for the doors to open on Black Friday at Walmart,

and he's gonna beat somebody for a TV, is what it looks like. He does, and he sort of has Josh Groban styling, but kind of like, I don't know, like, kind of a, Josh Groban meets, like, kid from an 80s movie, kind of. Yes, he does have like a very, like, we're gonna find, we're gonna find the treasure map.

It's like the Goonies, he's kind of got a Goonies thing going on. He's like, if Josh Groban were in the Goonies, this is Hudson. Yeah, he does have that. And look, we don't know anything about Hudson yet. All I do know is that he's not addicted to conditioner. So they're walking and Ariane is like,

oh my God, New York and the wind is amazing. Like every time I'm going somewhere, my hair is six pack. It's like ruined in like 0.3 fucking seconds. I love this fucking city. Someone pissed on my face today. It was fucking great. So they're sit down at this restaurant and their server is like, good to see you again. Who knew it would lead to this? And I thought it was like, Oh, these Gen Z servers. And it's like a guy was like 65. I was like, good to see you again. Who knew it would lead to this? And I thought it was gonna be like, oh, these Gen Z servers. And it's like a guy who's like 65.

I was like, oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. He's like, oh, the fried chicken air. Welcome home, honey. All right, what can I get you?

So she's like, I brought my boyfriend, Hudson to New York. We've been together for two years on and off for nine. He's my favorite, like literal favorite person in the world. Literally my favorite person. Like favorite person in the world. Literally my favorite person. Like who's Mickey Mouse? Fuck that guy.

Cut his fucking head off and shove it up his asshole. Hudson's the way to go now. How old is Ariana now? Is she 22? Yeah, she's a little bit. No, she's, yeah, she's 22. She's older. How old is Ariana Zolciak? Because she's 23 years old.

She's been on and off for nine years. Yeah, it's her high school boyfriend. They were 14. Middle school. Come on, this time's a, let's get a new model here. She's not getting rid of that guy. He's a fried chicken air. He's like the heir to the Zing Su chicken or something.

Yeah, that's the thing. We don't find that out till later on. Her mom didn't raise an idiot. Absolutely not. So they're trying food and he's like, you have to swallow first. She's like, oh my God, look, look at my $800 Christian Louboutin heels.

They're like, are you kidding me? It's like not even a red bottom. It's like half red bottom. It's like destroyed. Cause her shoe is like all tatted up. Does that mean it was his? Why would you wear your red Louboutin They're like, are you kidding me? It's like not even a red bottom. It's like half red bottom. It's like destroyed. Cause her shoe is like all tattered up. Does that mean it was good? Why would you wear your red Louboutin

to go apartment hunting and walking all over the, what is wrong with you? They probably came like that. Cause you know Kim got those out of a trash can somewhere and just handed them off. I was about to say, these were probably not Louboutins in the first place. They were Louboutins.

So, they're probably, Boubatans in the first place. They're lupatones. So, boobatones, lupatones. Luba tries. Craston, Craston lupatans. Luba funds. She's like, I've been on TV since I was five years old. I did reality television with my family, post clips. Okay, they're amazing. Then I started posting on Insta and I got my first brand here when I was 14. It was

for dog food, but still. I was doing like three posts for Purina a week and you get paid astronomical to do a story on Instagram and I made so much money. Trey Lockerbie Yes, but then she says, but unfortunately, my parents took my money, which is chef's kiss. Oh, I loved hearing this because it was so, it confirms so much. I was like, Oh, I love that she's calling out her mom on her own show. I was like, good for you. Good for you. I was proud of her for this. Fuck. Kim Zolciak that is despicable to steal your children's money.

And then we find out that Kim is still calling every day for this. Fuck Kim Zolciak. That is despicable to steal your children's money. And then we find out that Kim is still calling every day for money. It's just like Kim, Kim became that mom that I just thought it was still like, for some reason, I don't know why it didn't occur to me that she wouldn't take her kids money. I think it's cause I just didn't think her kids had money. But now that we see that her kids do have money, of course Kim stole all the money. Of course she did. And it wasn't even for anything good. It was like for scratch offs

and nickel machines. Fucking kids. Yes. And so Ariana's like, did I see my mom drinking it? You got money to drink rough over here. You know, I'll pay you back. I'll pay you back in two seconds. I'll pay you back like any second now. I'm going to win one of them scratch offs. Just give it to me. Give it to me. And then Ariana's saying that she saw Kim drinking a $200 bottle of wine on her story. And so Hudson is like, this is where I started to like Hudson a little bit because he hates this and he's like, yeah. And she almost brags to us that she's like, oh yeah, I'm drinking the same bottle of wine right now.

And we're like, why are you doing that? She's like, yeah, but can't say exactly what they use that money for because I just found out that it was gone two years ago. I'm like, well, look at the cars in your driveway and that's where the money is right now. Oh my God, she stole all that money. And so she's like, you know, and like I wish I would have been kept in the light

about it, because like I was grown enough to know the truth, but you know, now our house is about to be gone and they lie, you know, and the lying is why I moved out. Arianna wanting to be in the light about why her mom was doing the money because then it's not stealing anymore. Cause then you, cause she knows that you'll say no. That's why she steals it.

That's just disgusting. Kim Zolciak should be ashamed of herself. Although we know that she's not capable of that, but it would be nice to see. So Hudson's over this and he's like, you know, she's saying the thing me and Hudson do struggle with sometimes is that my mom is still asking me for money. And he's like, yeah, I don't like that.

And then we see a flashback of Kim being like, oh yeah, so I just sent you something. I just sent you something. It was a Venmo request. Happy Valentine's day. Happy Valentine's day, honey. Hudson's like, you have to tell her, no, I can't send you the money this month, okay?

Like you've already taken everything I have. As we all know, the only people who should be receiving money are the children. He's acting like he has some sort of career also, by the way, you know, he's a user too. Well, at least he's using his own parents and not the other way around. It's like he's going back to nature.

So Ariana's like, sometimes I don't tell Hudson when she's asking me to send me something because like she's going through this crazy divorce and like the mother to four kids. And like, I get it. I never want money to destroy a relationship with my family ever. Well, it hasn't stopped Kim.

Yeah, exactly. Maybe she doesn't Kim's child after all. Oh, disgusting. And you didn't have them kids? She did. So Hudson's like, yeah, And you didn't have them kids? She did. So Hudson's like, yeah, but you're still taking money and giving it to her. And she's like, yeah, but like at the same time,

what do you expect me to do? Like the AC is not working, I pay the AC bill. Like, what am I supposed to do? Get those kids a damn job. I've seen them online. They're old enough to work at a bowling alley. Get them to work. Why should you have to do it?

What's Brielle doing these days by the way? Oh My gosh, I'm surprised. They never mentioned Brielle. Do you think Brielle's like holding out and waiting for her own moment? I Feel like Brielle's falling into I don't know like it's I think it's weird that Brielle is is not really the focus here It's weird that Yeah, I want to know what's going on Brielle. Well, I look for her. Yeah, she's got 1.3 million followers. It's weird that, yeah, I want to know what's going on with Brielle. Well, I looked her up. She's got 1.3 million followers. That's cray cray. And she looks less crazy, I will say. She's got black hair now, I think. And it says Brielle Bierman, American socialite, lol. Okay. She just got engaged too, so maybe that's, she maybe found a rich dude

and that's why she's a socialite now. But she's, I think a brunette, some guys proposing in Scottsdale. So- Yeah, that makes sense. That's a trajectory. Scottsdale is a trajectory for her, for sure. That's a good one though.

That's a nice ending, right? Well, not ending. Maybe- She looks a lot like him. She does. And she looks a lot less crazy, I think, than she's looked in the recent past. She's very, very beautiful. Yeah, her lips are crazy. It's crazy that she got Kim's face. Isn't it crazy?

Yeah, I'm looking at a video of her right now. Beautiful girl. Kim must be spiraling now that she'd like, her daughters are moving out, they're doing better than her, they like younger than her. That's a lot for someone like that. She'll live off of them though. If they both got rich guys, she's probably planning on catching those checks for the rest of her life.

Fucking Kim, gross Kim, have some self respect. So anyway, Hudson is basically like, yeah, she's trash and we can't keep paying like for her lifestyle. And he's like, you know, Ariana basically like, yeah, she's trash and we have, we can't keep paying like for her lifestyle. And he's like, you know, um, Ariana's like, well, it's just not your business. And he's like, well, it's not my business. It's our business now because the position they put you in, it's our business. And you can't even say that it isn't. And she's well, what am I supposed to do? Say no. He's like, yeah, I wish you would. Yeah. You say no and let her figure it out. So then friends don't let friends pay for Kim Zolciak Yeah, exactly. Let them kids let them do kids figure out how to get a sponsored Instagram. Why is it all up to you?

Yeah, okay night lifetime. So Georgia we meet Georgia and She's being painted I guess and she like, honestly, this is my dream. I'm just sipping red wine and someone's painting me. Yeah, it's art. It's like so art. I'm so art. George is the true breakout star of this show, I'm gonna say.

She is. So. She is, 100%. We'll never shake her hand, but she is the breakout star. And so this painter is like, yes, fabulous. You have good bone structure. You're like a modern day Meredith Marx. Thank you.

But I do look a little like, I don't know, malnourished for sure, right? Right? So then she gets a text message. That's what I'm going for. Yeah, germ positive, nourishment negative. So Brooks is like, where are you? And then we go to Brooks and he's like,

should we like try to call someone? So they call Charlie and he's 15 minutes away. And Brooks is like, uh-uh, you're not even in a car. Are you in a car? Cause they're all waiting in line outside of this, like maybe it's like Gonzo. Are they trying to get into Gonzo right now? Yeah, they're in line at Gonzo, I'm assuming. And so now Charlie's flirting with Chloe over the phone.

He's like, Chloe, my love. And Brooks is like, and then we have to wait for you, are we on the list? Chloe's like, yeah, are we on the list or do we have to wait for you? No, like you're on the list. He's like, wait, we've been on the list the whole time? Oh my God, we've been on the list. We should go talk to them because we're on the list. Hey, we've been on the list the whole time. Oh my God. We've been on the list.

We should go talk to them because we're on the list. Hey, are you guys on the list? He's like, we should be on the list. And Chloe's like, we're on the list. Yeah, we're on the list. We're on it. Brooks and Chloe. Are you on the Brooks and Chloe list?

Because we're on that list. We're on the list. And they're like, you're on the list. Like, told you. Told you we're on the list. Let's go in. I'm sick of looking at the lists, you're on the list. Like, told you. Told you you were on the list. Let's go in. I'm sick of looking at the lists that we're on. So they finally meet up with Georgia,

and they're all hugging. And Georgia's like, oh my god, oh my god, no way. I've heard so much about you from Charlie, Chloe, so much. Chloe, Chloe, of course, is very excited to hear this. And she goes, oh my God. So Brooks is like, Georgia. Yeah, we had a FaceTime sesh. Yeah, yeah, we like talked.

We talked about going to Gonzo, we put on the list. So Brooks tells us about Georgia and he's like, Georgia honestly gives like, I literally don't sleep, I go out all the time, I'm constantly working. So she grew up on the Northwest. Wait, wait, can I step into the role of Ronnie Karim? Yeah.

That means she's on Coke, right? Yeah. Everything I've learned from you for 13 years says, wait, she doesn't go to sleep. She works all the time. She's young and she's in New York City. Cocaine. No, you can still do it when you're young.

It's when you're in your 30s and you're still like, wow, I just got home at five in the morning. My eyes are like dimes. I didn't see coke eyes on this girl on Georgia. No, I didn't. I didn't see her. Also she's too chill. Georgia's like, hey, yeah, I fucking love partying.

Like I threw a party at the top of the McDonald's spaceship in the playground. Literally everybody came pitbull DJ that like it changed the city. When you think of like New York, I feel like everyone thinks of Georgia. Ariana's like, thank you. That's what I've been saying all this time. No, not actual Georgia. This Georgia. I guess most people think of gossip girl, but then you think about Georgia. This is a, so they're like, yeah, Charlie's still 15 minutes away.

It's like, oh my God, Charlie's gonna be 15 minutes away for like 10 years. This like Charlie's trajectory. That was like so funny. Chloe, wasn't that like so funny? It was the funniest when Harry met Sally. Tell me the truth. Listen to Chloe.

She literally can't stop laughing. Your joke. Listen to her now laughing. Ha ha. Ha ha. Oh my God. So funny. So they met each other.

Georgia and Brooks met each other through Charlie and Brooks like, yeah, she, I was invited to an event that Georgia was throwing and then Charlie was like seven hours late Chloe loves that story And Charlie's like oh wow everybody like wow, let's take a shot. Oh god. That's the worst shot. I've ever fucking taken disgusting Yeah, so then he Charlie is like hey Chloe. Yeah, there's some worst shot I've ever fucking taken. Disgusting. Yeah, so then he, Charlie is like, Hey Chloe, yeah, there's some cool bars near our spa. She's like, near your apartment.

Yeah, we should grab a drink there sometime. It's kind of like going to Casa, but different. Cool, I could be down. Could I have your seed phrase? He's like, no. God, stop asking. So he's like, yeah, going out with my friend's sister, great idea. What problem could that cause?

I'm Charlie. I'm a rebel. I'm Rebel Charlie. At 24, I lost my narrative, or rather it was stolen from me. And the Monica Lewinsky that my friends and family knew was usurped by false narratives, callous jokes, and politics. I would define reclaiming as to take back what was yours. Something you possess is lost or stolen,

and ultimately you triumph in finding it again. So I think listeners can expect me to be chatting with folks, both recognizable and unrecognizable names about the way that people have navigated roads to triumph. My hope is that people will finish an episode of reclaiming and feel like they filled their tank up. They connected with the people that I'm talking to and leave with maybe some nuggets that help them feel a little more hopeful. Follow Reclaiming with Monica Lewinsky on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts.

You can listen to Reclaiming early and ad free right now by joining Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple podcasts. So now after this night of mirth and joy, now it's time to see City Live and song starts playing. It's like, I just want to have fun, clap my hands, turn around now, dance, dance, dance. No one on this cast is doing any of those things. I am not seeing Brooks Marks clapping hands, turning around or dance, dance, dancing. Yeah.

Meredith is probably somewhere with a bottle raised in the air, alone at home, in a bathrobe. Winky, winky, winky, winky, DJ Meredith Marks playing my new favorite song. I just want to dance and turn around now. So let's go to the most energetic person of this cast, Ava. Ava Dash. How can you have this little energy and your name is Dash? DASH LAUGHS Yes, it is Ava.

So she's with her dad, Dame and Dash, what they call Dame, which is kind of funny. Dame, if he ever were knighted, would he be known as Sir Dame? DASH LAUGHS Dimash. So they're, they're playing around as a family and they're playing I spy and she, Ava says, okay, I spy with my eye, with my little eye, something black. And Dame's like, definitely not one of Ava's boyfriends. And they all crack up.

So for those who don't know, Damon Dash co-founded Rockefeller Records. She tells us about her parents. So he founded Rockefeller Records, Music Mogul, huge, et cetera. And then her mom is Rachel Roy. And so that's why- I did not know all of this. Becky with the good hair. Becky with the good hair.

We didn't realize this. Well, when we saw the preview, when we did the trailer trash, we saw Damon Dash, but Rachel Roy was not in the preview and we had not fully accessed our full Damon Dash dating or marital history, which is that he was formally married to Rachel Roy, which I think we did know at some point, but it's just not one of those things that we committed to our memories.

So yes, this is her full trajectory. And they sired Ava, this gorgeous, gorgeous woman who is a model now. Yeah. So, um, Dame is like, yeah, I grew up with all these guys, you know, we went to high school together. Let me tell you a fun fact. Claude was known for being the fastest dude on Broadway. And then we see his friend, Claudia B. And he's like, we used to race right there. And they're like talking about the old days with the kids. And so Dan was like, yeah, I ain't seen Ava in a long time.

She's doing her thing. She's super modeling, all of that. She just did a campaign for Tommy Hilfinger. Like, am I supposed to be impressed or is this like a rip off that actually sells rings? It's a, it's one of Kim Zolciak's favorite brand, Tommy Hilfinger. So Eva's like, I've been modeling my whole life and I'm at that point where I'm just like kind of a real adult and just kind of like figuring out what the fuck does that

even mean? I'm like, okay, you're not an adult probably. So he goes up to me with Charlie. She goes up to me with Charlie and he's like, I'll be at your runway show. She's like, you better be. And so he's like, so then we switch over to Charlie and Charlie's like, I'm from New York, born and raised,

super hungover. That's just how I roll. Here's what I love. Fucking money, girls and fun and crypto, brah. I like crypto. This guy's insufferable. I'm sorry. It's like my dad is a retired investment banker and he makes a, she made a shit ton

of money. So I get some money from my dad and then I use that to invest in cryptocurrencies. I mean, this guy really is out of Gossip Girl. Like when you see these shows of like privileged New Yorkers, you know, who are like 17 years old, but they're acting like they're 27. And you're like, this people don't really exist. This is just in the Gossip Girl universe. But this guy is he's like a Chuck Bass. He is here and much less charming when you know they're real people. here and much less charming when you know they're real people. They're really out there. So now he goes to the barber and he's like, uh, Karen at the end, uh, just, just so you

know, like when it airs, when my dad watches it, I'm going to pay with my own credit card and then we'll just run it on his tab. I'm hilarious. So then we go and hang out with Georgia, the brand events creative strategists. And she's like, not to like toot my own horn, but I genuinely feel like I am one of the most cut out people for New York that I have ever met. Guys, I went through my Rolodex and I'm the one who's best suited for the city. So congratulations to me.

Yeah, I went. I have like the res to back it up. Okay. I've got many generations of my family be from New York and my mom's side. Like my parents were like between poor and middle class. Like they weren't poor enough to be gross, but they weren't middle class enough for me to lose cred right now in this confessional. So you know, basically

it was really hard. So I decided I'm going to do whatever it takes to get to a place where I'm financially stable unless it means washing my hands because I know better. That's, you know what? I know I'm the most cut out to live in New York because I literally brush my hair with a fork. Okay. They used to call me Ariel and I was like, yeah, but this bitch was born with legs. Am I right? Everyone. Am I right? Some people call it New York hustle. I call it anxiety. You know, some people call it, um, I don't know. What is it when your family gives you everything? Nepotism privilege, privilege, nepotism. I call it Monday. So, let's get to it. So they meet up, Charlie and Ava meet Georgia for lunch. Like, hi.

And Charlie is like, I really do love Georgia. She's like my sister. And if you ever need a fork, she's got one in her hair at all times. Earlier this year, Georgia would be like over every day and she would like sleep on the couch six out of seven days. It's like hilarious. They keep on telling these like anecdotes that they think are like so fabulous,

but they really have like no arc to them. It's like, Oh my God, I have the funniest story about Georgia. Like sometimes she like comes to my apartment and she'll like knock on the door. And sometimes she rings the doorbell. I'm like, you're crazy. Georgia's like literally nuts. And so he tells Georgia, he's like, you're vibing right now. And she goes, um, I'm going to wear something ridiculous tomorrow just to match your aura, honestly, your ridiculous aura.

And Charlie goes, aura? And she goes, yeah, aura's the new vibe. That's why I only listen to music by Rita Ora. So Charlie's like, there. I love that you discovered aura. I know, I'm like. That's the old vibe. Vibe was the replacement for aura, wasn't it?

So then Georgia is like, oh my God, Charlie. Riz is the new aura. So Georgia and Charlie are sitting in their confessional together. And she's like, Charlie, question. Have you ever seen when Harry met Sally? He's like, no, who are those two lame-os? She's like, no, it's like, it's this movie.

And then they're like on the couch, it's like all these couples. And they're like getting interviewed and they're like, we've been married for 40 years. And I just like feel like we're in that right now. We're like an old married couple. Oh my God, I'm like so prepared for this interview. Of all the people I've ever met,

I think I'm the most prepared I've ever been for this interview. That sounds really old. Did they still say like vibe back then? of all the people I've ever met, I think I'm the most prepared I've ever been for this interview. That sounds really old. Did they still say like vibe back then? She's like, yeah, it was old. So they're talking, you know, he's saying that he likes Chloe and she says, Charlie stated quite the repertoire of women.

One of his first flirts was Lindsay Lohan. Um, excuse me, can we, Lindsay Lohan is going through a D creeping phase. Can we just let her live? Decreeping. She's been, she's like 95% decreped. Do we have to drag her back into this mess? Why do we need to make her look like a child molester right now? Can you just leave her alone? Charlie goes, yeah, she would pick me up from school and like my high school friends love that shit. They're like, we love that Emma Stone comes by and gets you. And I'm like, it's not Emma Stone.

Lindsay Lohan was dating a dude from high school that she would pick up from high school. I can't, and I believe it. I believe it. Well, there were pictures. They showed pictures. It was official. Oh my gosh.

So George is like, well, yeah, you treat women very well. I've been witness. I mean, look what happened to Lindsay, you treat women very well. I've been witness. I mean, look what happened to Lindy after she did so well. You were a good boyfriend. You totally decreed her. So Charlie's like, yeah, I hope you mean that all jokes aside. She's like, I really mean it because I learned about relationships and Harry met Sally. And Ava's like, yeah, I haven't seen that, but whatever. And Charlie's like, yeah, Ava doesn't get that treatment. She goes, yeah, I open my own doors. So,

so now we go over to Amira who's a content creator and a model. And Amira is like, when I tell you New York has seen my glow up, bitch, I went to NYU. I was busted. I was busted, crusted, dusted, not lusted for, that's for sure. Musted. Um, uh, I went to, um, rusted, more us did words, rusted, rusted. I was rusted like a train, which is just custard with an accent.

Also, I love custard. So she's like, yeah, but I don't care if I was rusted, busted, dusted, tufted, lusted, puffed, I was still that bitch, cause I acted like that bitch. So she's doing her own photo shoots. Like, am I giving like camel toe? Cause like I'm giving toey, I'm giving toey guys. Years later, I'm that bitch.

And then we see her in a TikTok and she's like, Hey guys, I just bought my family a house. This house is that bitch. So she says, and in all the things that I put out in the world, it's like, I want everyone to feel confident. You know, I don't want people to feel like me going to school and not being happy with myself because I was busted and dusted and rusted and custed. OK, I want you to be confident, which is that you have to have a glow up and then you

know you're complete. Yeah. And she's like, OK, here's my example of being super comfy. Hey, girls, let's go pick up some sugar daddy's black tie. I actually used to be the beauty director of paper magazine. And at the time I was building up my own social platform and I was like, I can't believe I'm actually been hired by a magazine made out of paper. Do they still do that? But then I started working with Victoria's secret, which is really a brand that's known for making women feel confident.

And it's kind of like everything just kind of a blew up. Yeah, it's huge. Huge now. So she a blew up. Yeah. It's huge. She's huge now. So she talks to, to Brooke. She's like, Hey, Diva. He's like, you look gorge. Yeah. What do you think of the nose?

Just got it. Do you like it? Do you like my new nose? Yeah. Look at it. Look at it. It's like Diva knows. Yes.

Icon knows mother knows. By the way, she does talk about this nose and she says, my surgeon said I actually can't get another nose job or I'll perforate my septum, but then it went viral on Tik Tok yesterday. So I think I've got to do it. It's worth, it's worth perforating the septum just to go viral all over again. I mean, who else has a perforated septum in their Tik Tok bio? I just want people to be confident about their perforated septum. Okay. This nose used to be busted.

I love when people are like, all I want is for people to be confident. That's why I put my fifth nose job on TikTok. As we all know, you can only be confident if your nose jobs go viral. So Brooks is like, one thing about Amira is you should know, you should never cross her friends. And she's like, Brooks is like that friend who will like tell you what you don't want to hear and he'll always do it in the sweetest way, but he'll be like, you're being unreasonable at this.

And I'll say, it's my nose. Yeah, if you go after Amira's friends, you're not going to see the light of day. Like, well, I mean, she's not like a murderer, but like she'll just rhyme a lot of things with rusted and crusted for a long time. So she's like, okay, like next Tuesday, I'm like running my first runway. So you'd like have to be there. Cause it's like runway runway. Okay. That's insane.

I'm so excited. I can't wait to go. So the producer asked who she would compare him to, and she says David Rose from Shit Creek, and he's like, oh my God, goodbye, goodbye. I'm actually out. Hold on, let me get Chloe. Chloe, she just said I'm the guy from Shits Creek,

and she's like, oh my God. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. So, Brooks is like, so Charlie, he keeps like making jokes about taking Chloe on a date. And we see that this text exchange where Charlie is like, yo, can I place a drink order with you?

Oh, sorry, I'm sorry. This is exchanged. He's in a restaurant. He's talking about it. But we see him waiting for Chloe to arrive, and he orders a drink for himself. And then the waiter shows him the drink on the menu. And he's like, oh, and is it going

to look like that when it comes? That's fucking sick. This depiction of the drink on the menu is fire. sick. This depiction of the drink on the menu is fire. So Mira's like, well, like dating your friends, siblings, like that never ends well. I know so many people who've literally murdered their sister after they dated their friend. Literally you could never look more busted and crusted and rusted than when you

date a sibling of your friend. Take it from me. The producer's like, so what celebrity does Charlie look like? And she goes, let's do it at the same time. One, two, three, Scott Disick. And he's like, Barry Matalow. He's like literally Scott Disick in Barry Matalow's body.

I think he looks like a SARS guard. I feel like he looks like the, do you know this one SARS guard that's, there's the tall, tall SARS guard. And then there's the, I think it's a Peter SARS guard who's with Maggie Gyllenhaal. I feel like he looks like that, that SARS guard. The shorter one?

Yeah, the shorter one. The one from Westworld? The one from the North King one. There's like one who's like tall, blonde and sati-esque who's in big little lies. who's like, he's like, you're the full Nordic. Yes, and then there's like normal. He's a murder bot now.

He's hot. And then yeah, then there's the one that's like, no, then there's also Steve Buscemi, Sarsgaard, the really tall one who has Steve Buscemi face. Oh, I didn't know there was another Sarsgaard. Well, then there's also the dad, Stellan. I think there's like 10 brothers, because I think the Skarsgard brothers, they're like Hemsworths.

They just keep coming out. So many SARS guards. So many. So Amira's like, okay, Barry Manilow. He's going to hate this. By the way, who's Barry Manilow? I'm surprised that Amira knew who Barry Manilow was. I'm not surprised that Brooks did though,

Brooks did, because that's hilarious. By the way, Steve Buscemi face is Bill Sarisgard. And then there's Gustav Sarisgard, Walter Sarisgard, Sam Sarisgard. And you know what? They didn't even put Alexander up here on the... Oh yeah, yeah, he's the main. Are they actually related or is this just a...

They're all related, I'm telling main. Are they actually related or is this just a, is this just a- They're all related. I'm telling you, there's like nine million brothers. Wow, all these Scarsgards. Bill Scarsgard was in It, right? Wasn't he It? Relatives Alexander, Gustav and Walter. Yeah, he plays all the creepy roles. Okay, so Charlie-

Wait, so is Peter Scarsgard not related? Cause he's not, he's not a relative Peter Sarsgaard, um, I don't know who's yeah he is. He's oh, you know why no, no No, because these all those people are scars guard and Peter is Sarsgaard. I Thought that was a scars guard brother. No, he's a Sarsgaard not a scars guard All this time I thought they were all right. Yeah. All this time I thought he was Oh, no, I wasn't thinking of him. This guy's such a weirdo Peter SARS guard. Oh, God, he always plays such weird fucking people. He played one of the lawyers and presumed

innocent that new show. Yeah, I'm thinking of Okay, SARS guard, tell me that. Tell me that Charlie is not Peter innocent that new show. Oh no, I'm thinking of, okay, SARS guard from Westworld. But tell me that Charlie is not Peter Sarsgaard. Look at Peter Sarsgaard. That's what Charlie is. I'm thinking of Luke Hemsworth. You see, I was thinking of another Hemsworth brother who was on Westworld. I'm not going to give Charlie any Hemsworth. I'm not willing to I'm not willing to give him that gene pool. I'm giving him a Peter Sarsgaard. That's where he that's where he is for me. Okay. Congratulations you've reached the end of part one of a two-part recap. For part two go look for the recap that says part two. See you over there suckas. Ashley Otto. Put your hands together for Carly Clapp. Get on the right foot with Chrissy Offutt. We never miss her call it's Diane Call. Erin McNicholas she

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