Watch What Crappens - #2885 Love Hotel S01E7 Part 2: Hurricane Storms

Episode Date: June 10, 2025

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Real Housewives know a thing or two about tension on today's itinerary. I'm giving you the opportunity for a major release, blah, blah, blah. You're going to the spa. Well, nobody gives a better massage than James, so that's all I need. Therapist person. Well, hopefully James won't be giving the massage. I give a great tantric massage, last eight hours and we come six times. All right.

All right, James. Let's just focus on that. All right, nobody better touch the wind because she's my girl. You better tell all them massage therapists to back the hell off. That's my lady. Marcos, it's fucking painful. You know, I mean, therapists to back the hell off. That's my lady. Marcus, it's fucking painful. You know, I mean, really, I mean, how long do we have to listen to this bullshit from him? It's like, well, as long as I have to stare at your sleeveless arms, old man.

Yeah, so they're all pissed off because this guy is so fucking annoying. And Mitch is like, your handling is not the way I would handle a woman. And she's like, oh, Mitch, you're missing the point. You said James was disrespectful towards me. And he's like, I would punch him. He's like, I would punch him. And everyone's like, Whoa, whoa. While it's like, no one's going to punch James. I would punch him. All right. All right. Please, please don't fight. Don't fight over me. If I'm smiling, it's only because I'm just so nervous. I'm not turned on by this at all.

Not at all. Keep fighting. Yeah. So they're like, do you feel stalked by this person who's basically stalking you? She's like, no, I feel like a princess. Princess Di had people following her all the time. Even Princess Kate has people following her in front of her house to see what she's up to.

Of course I don't feel terrible about it. I've waited for this my entire life. You can call me Princess Mononoke. Or maybe Princess Mononotie. I don't know. So Luann's like, the audacity. Mitch didn't respect me because if you respect me, you would never say that to me. It's all about respect.

And I sing about that, by the way. Respect yourself because no one else can change your path. Not even you hear the rest of the lyrics and my cabaret coming soon to a bowling alley near you James ah did you know Mark called you a fraud and he said he wants to punch you would do something about it James what are you gonna do he's like well I'm just expressing my feelings towards her I scream it from the from the top of the mountain well as long as she was up there if she was down the mountain I'd say hey get up to the top of the mountain. Well, as long as she was up there, if she was down the mountain, I'd say, Hey, get up to the top of the mountain or I'm going to have to roll down there and get you. Love of my life. So everyone's like, yeah, he's love bombing.

Shannon's even Shannon's like, that is love bombing. So Luanne says, well, you know what? James gives me so much attention. He's always looking after me. He's always making me feel safe. Safe is an important thing for a woman. Luanne is like the one person in the world who actually is like not satiated with love bombing She's like he's love bombing and she's like a she's like love Los Alamos Like let the bombs go off and test them. She's like do it all Yeah, love Luanne loves a love bomb. And so they're like, but what are you talking about? What are you saying?

He makes you feel safe. We're in a resort. Where's the danger? And she's like, everywhere, especially with you therapist person. Well, and for a woman in general, but I'm going to send you off to the spa. Thanks, Joel. Thanks for the PSA there buddy. I'm going to be here alone overdosing on beta blockers

because that was tough. Well Joel, you need a massage too. So hopefully they will offer some spa services for the bell hops. Okay. Can we get a massage therapist who knows how to write scripts for television? That'd be great.

Poor Joel. We give Joel a lot of shit, but I do feel bad for him. I mean, even the, every time Love Island finishes and I let it play through, it starts the first episode of Love Hotel. And everyone is like, welcome everybody to the Love Hotel. We are, I am so excited to welcome my guests here to have an exciting time and the love hotel. I was like, this poor guy, what did he do to deserve this? She's like, I should be working, working in feature films by now. Why am I? He's like, I have worked in feature films. Why am I hosting this show? No. So they hate, they, everyone still hates jams.

Okay, so now they go to the spa and they're in robes and it's in the parking lot probably as all of these scenes are. And there's an ice bath and a hot bath and Shannon's like, oh, I wanna go in the ice. Ooh, ooh, Shannon Bador going in the ice. Watch out boys, this is gonna be cold. Ha ha ha.

Wow, it's finally time time I can get into a bath that reminds me of David's emotional behaviors. Cold! Ha ho! So they get in and then it's like, oh my God, it's cold. And Phil is actually just, he's just in there, just,

I'm used to this in Bel Air. The temperature rarely gets above the frigid temperature of 57 degrees. This is nothing for this in Bel Air. The temperature rarely gets above the frigid temperature of 57 degrees. This is nothing for me, Bel Air. Yeah, Phil doesn't mind it at all. He does this every day and just, I was like, I'm not Phil, are your balls okay?

Yeah. And Theo's like, yeah, I like being a man. I'm not gonna go in there. Thanks. So now James and Luan are in the hot tub and his hand is between her legs. He's like finger banging her in the hot tub. What the hell is this show?

They're in the corner dry humping. They're like, he's like, she's like, oh yeah, do me in the hot tub, let's get by the jet. Oh, get by the jet. Yeah, right here. Put your shirt on. But I'm in the hot tub. I don't care, show some decorum, put a shirt on.

Call me Dianady do me So the guys are still pissed off with watching James and marks like I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with him and Ralph's Like he's a child if you think of him a six or seven year old boy. That's not medicated. He's much easier to take Gutset them singing, love hotel, hanging out at the love hotel, love hotel, love hotel, hanging out. Then Ralph and Ashley are flirty and Wale is watching and he's like, I can't believe I'm in a battle with a 60 year old European man. If I'm being judged right now, I agree.

Damn. He just demoralized. So Shanna's talking to Earl. She's like, oh, Earl, Earl, Earl, did you see the necklace that I wore tonight, Earl? Did you? I was like, yeah, I mean, what about it? It's a lock and key, Earl.

Do you see it? Do you see that, Earl? I'm trying not to be critical. Do you see it? It's a lock and key, Earl. Do you see it? I was see that Earl? I'm trying not to be critical. Do you see it? It's a locking key Earl. Do you see it? I was averting my eyes because I was afraid it might've been a kohlrabi.

I just really can't take on any vegetables right now. I thought that was a broccoli that was supposed to fit into a mouth. I said, I don't know. Is it gonna get me this time? It's a little bit fruity today. I'm really honestly very relieved. It's just a lock and key.

So am I going to get the lock? No, you're not going to get the lock. Am I going to get the key? No, I have the lock and the key. It's very romantic, Shannon. I just don't understand why you're Love hotel. Oh yeah, right there. Right there. So Ashley goes up to Wale and she's like, Hey Wale, do you have a second?

He's like, to get out? Yeah, you don't want to? He's like, not really. Okay. Excuse me? Okay. That's that. So she walks away because he's being like, mm-mm.

So it's one thing to be like, I don't know what to do anymore. But it's another to just be like, like I'm not getting out of the hot tub for you. Like go get out of the hot tub and talk to her. He's being an asshole. He's trying to get her to like beg him. And it's just not gonna happen while a, okay, like they say on Love Hotel, you are not the prize.

You're the contestant trying to win the prize. So while I tell the other guys, he's like, yeah, if I don't want to chat, I don't have to chat. And Giselle's sitting right there and she's like, ooh. And he's like, yeah, you know what, you have enough information. So you have enough information to make a decision. And Giselle is like, well, have you told her that? And he's like, oh, that you have enough information?

Well, no, I haven't said it like that. But kind of. Well, you should tell her, hurrah. He's like, okay, have you told her that? And he's like, oh, that you have enough information? Well, no, I haven't said it like that. But kind of. Well, you should tell her, hurrah. He's like, okay, I'll say it. So he gets up and she's like, what's going on? He's like, well, I reached a point where I just feel like you have enough information to make your decision and I just don't want to play the back and forth.

I'm like, well, that is why you're here. It is a back and forth show that you went on. This is, if you didn't want to do the back and forth, don't come on a dating show. I'm sorry. You have to play the game. You're losing your argument yet again. And while he's being a little wuss. And so he's like, you know, you have enough data to make a decision. Okay, stopping a PlayStation controller. So she's like, are you removing yourself? And he's like, well, I've given enough. You know, I've given enough to this. And she goes, okay, well, if you're already checking out, then you're making the decision

for me. And he's like, but I haven't checked out. She goes, but this is you checking out. And he's like, wait a minute, do I still get free breakfast? No, no. If you're going to not be on the show anymore, you don't get to still eat breakfast while like, can I take a bagel to my room? No, you can't.

It's like, okay, well, let me finish up these spa treatments first, and then I'll talk about checking out. Yeah. It's like, this is why we're having difficulties, because you're not actually listening to me. I'm telling you, I'm not checking out. And I'm telling you, I'm not playing your game. I'm like, yeah, you're saying that,

but like, there's, you're also being passive aggressive, which means that she's trying to figure out what you're really trying to say. She's like, he's not a game. He's exhausting. Like I really, I was rooting for him. I've been trying to, trying to root for him because I want her to choose him over Ralph, but like he is, he really makes it hard. I think that she should choose neither of them at this point, unfortunately. Yeah, I'm not rooting for Wale. He's a baby. So Theo- He's a baby, he's fragile. Theo and Giselle are talking and Theo's like,

you know, this is easy, we get along, you know? And I'm not looking at it as winning. It's not like, oh, I need to beat Phil. You know, there's no beating. You know, she goes, well, that's how Phil feels. It feels so nice to have two men not fighting over me at all. This is great. Feels great. I, you know what I love about our romance happening here,

our three-way triangle is that I am not interested in either of them and they don't seem to be interested in me either, so they're not fighting over me and I'm not fighting for them to fight over me. I love it. So now Earl is excited because he's the only one invited to move in with Shannon or with the woman, but specifically Shannon.

He's like, ah, you know, now she can see me in the raw. I can see her in the raw. Well, keep it clean over there, Pinellas County. So he brings his little suitcase in and he's like, well, tell me where I should put my stuff. Wherever you want, Phil. I mean, I mean, Earl, anywhere you want. Well, I might require more than two drawers, maybe two and a quarter. God, I'm really charming. And I can tell that this is the beginning of a great

relationship between the two of us. So they said to me, and she's like, you're gonna, oh, he's like, you're gonna fall asleep in my arms tonight. We're gonna wake up together. It's gonna be amazing. It's gonna be so good, Shannon. She's like, oh gosh, well, I just wanna know, will we make it, will we not make it? When I'm sleeping with a noise machine, that's non-negotiable. But I see a snorer, am I gonna wake up

and his arm flap is gonna be right over my face like a blanket? Or is he gonna cuddle me right in his elbow, in his elbow nook? How's it gonna go? Is he gonna smell like lake? Am I gonna wake up with algae? So much could happen.

Earl, I am STD free, just so you know, he's like, so am I, but unfortunately I am E-T-D laden, which is emotional traumatic disease laden. So if you're okay with that, I am gonna have to deal with that. I'm STD free, I'm also with that. I'm also gluten free and preservative free. I'm basically a kind bar. So I'm also microplastics free.

So I prefer it if we could leave your plastic suitcase outside. So she's like, okay, well, I'm going to go to dinner with the girls and I'll be back in a few hours, a few hours, a few hours. Thunder clap. Thunder clap. So the wind gets bad, trees are swaying and then a news announcer. Within five hours of becoming a stage four hurricane, Helene has made landfall in the Big Bend region of Florida, causing a state of emergency. Another report, Hurricane Helene. Hello, this is meteorologist Countess Luantel accepts

Hurricane Helene killed 248 people. Maybe if they went to a cabaret, they'd be safe. National Hurricane Center report finds, leaving a biblical devastation as the death toll climbs to 90. Oh, yikes. And I just looked it up and it says Helene was the strongest storm to impact Pinellas in 80 years.

Yeah, I remember it was such a big deal. The storm surged over two feet higher than the previously recorded at Clearwater Beach. That's crazy. They were, and I thought it was actually even worse. Remember, like it was like we're all watching it because it was, it was gonna be like this direct hit. It was gonna be the storm of the century. It was this whole big thing. And it was scary.

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So then, now we cut to the real victim of the hurricane, Shana Madore. So we see her curlers in her hair, crying, sobbing, if you will, and the girls all come in like, what's going on, oh my God, what happened? What happened? Breathe in, breathe out. Okay, here, here's a bongo, slap on it.

Tell me what you're feeling through the bongo. Left hand, right hand, left hand, right hand. You can do it. Booga, booga, booga. Here, I'll show you. What would you do if we ran out of time and we were only friends for a second? Show me a curler and put it in your hair and I swear we'll be friends for life. Oh, I sing Calvary to my friends.

He told me at 7.30 that he was really tired and he said, well, we're going to go to dinner. Why don't you try and get some sleep now? So, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I went to dinner with the girls. And then the screen ripples, and we see iPhone footage of Shannon on a table, dancing and partying with Luan, and Gisele spinning around with sparklers in her hands, and everybody's cheering and having a grand old time. And he had already moved in, so Earl and I would see each other when I returned to the hotel.

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I told you why don't you ever listen to me when I tell you things. So next time maybe you'll try a vegetable. So he said, yeah, everything's okay. And then I hadn't heard from Earl and I went and knocked on his door and he didn't answer and I came home and I wrote a text and I'm like really bummed that we only have three nights here and I invited you to move in and where are you? We're supposed to sleep and fall asleep in each other's arms and I haven't heard from you all day today.

What did I do? What did I do? I don't feel like a priority Earl. I don't feel like a priority. So we see Shannon's texts. Sweetie, I'm super sweaty and want to see you. Please come to my room. If I'm not there, just go in. We'll be home soon. If you don't wake up, I'll come to your door. All the girls here, it's a bit crazy. Bit of, miss you, and I wanna see you. We've only got two nights. Oh god, one night and 23 hours. Earl, where are you?

Earl, I'm dying alone here. Earl, you're supposed to be with me. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uh, well, it's not about you. When I said, how are you today, that, well it's not about you. When I said how are you today, that was the question that you're supposed to ask me. Well I had a rough day yesterday. I went to bed thinking a hurricane is coming towards both my houses and we have an opportunity to be together

and you chose to go to a bar. When you were texting last night, it was just making landfall in Florida. The video of you dancing on the table and singing, yeah, well guess what? You were dancing on my heart in that moment because there was a hurricane in the Florida area. Wait a minute, you told me it wasn't going to hit your house?

Well I said it wasn't going to make landfall there, but it was going to be in Florida, which means that the eye of the hurricane was not going to hit St. Petersburg, so it turns out it would have not hit my house, but it was going to hit nearby houses, so you should have thought about that Okay. Well, I apologize that I wasn't there for you They were playing the limbo song Well, you know what's in limbo my house And he's like, yeah, I'm getting alerts the entire time the path is in Lawrenceville

I try to be here every time something goes bad and I'll hold her and we'll get through it. I needed that. I needed that last night. Just needed that. I'll hold me in there. You are dancing on tables. We'll get fucking used to it.

Have you heard of a place called the Quiet Woman? I know. Have you heard of the Trace Amigas, which is now just Vicki and Shannon, but either way. There could be nuclear war outside and Shannon will be dancing on a table at the quiet woman That's just what you're getting sir. Okay. This is so unreasonable of him I think that's wildly unreasonable for him to want her to just like have the initiative to check up on this hurricane

If he said to her, I'm really going through it. Can you please come back? I think I really need you right now I guarantee she would have done it But he's just expecting her while she's having a fun time with her cast mates in this, in this resort, probably. And the fact that the women were all going out together, it probably was like an obligation with the show, et cetera. The fact that he's doing this, that he's putting this all on her, that he wants her to subvert her own fun time to deal with him while he's in a,

in the, in this hotel room. I understand that he's nervous. If this was the other way around, if this was Shannon and there was a hurricane coming towards her house and Earl was out dancing at a bar, Shannon would lose her fucking mind, especially on the first night that they were together, he's just moving in, she would be there, she would expect him to be there taking care of her.

Perhaps, I still think he should have said something and be like, come back. But also the last note that she left on was him saying it's not, it's not going to hit my house. Well, it's kind of like when you're not somewhere when it's not happening to you, it's, I mean, there's so many tragedies going on in the world all at one time. It's like at the beginning of the show, sometimes we'll talk about whatever's going on in the world

and be like, I'm sorry to wherever's being affected, but we don't do it every day. And there's literally stuff going on every fucking day. Like when LA was on fire, you know, I was sitting here looking at my ring cam trying, cause I was in Texas. So I'm like looking at the ring cam, trying to see, cause it was like a mile and a half from my house. So I'm like looking at the ring cam trying to see, cause it was like a mile and a half from my house.

So I'm like, where is at one point. So I'm like, where is this? I'm seeing the helicopters. I'm trying to figure it out. My family's just like, is the fire okay? And then they move on. They don't, they don't call you every five seconds. You know what I mean?

But to me, it's like this huge thing. But if something is going on in Texas, I'm not necessarily calling them every, it's just kind of normal. But I think when you're in a relationship, quote unquote, yeah, probably being out dancing on tables wasn't great. What I didn't like, it's just Earl's just being too much. Like you're, he's just too emotional for this.

I think you're right in that he has to communicate and be like, I'm really scared and you need to help me. If he's really that scared, I need somebody to be with instead of being like, everything's fine. Well, who cares if I said everything's fine? Why don't you have a news alert for it? It's like, oh well. Yeah, we can't have two Shannon's in this relationship.

Okay. Yeah, two Shannon's don't make it right. He is allowed to be anxious absolutely about his houses. A hundred percent. This was a hurricane that was making such major news. I mean, it was really, it was like everything stopped. And this was, remember, this was like, there were a lot of headlines at the time

and everything stopped for this hurricane. So he has 100% like his feelings are valid, but like when he says great news, it looks like, you know, the hurricane is not gonna strike the house. And she says, I'm going to go out to dinner with my friends. Like he has an opportunity then to say, you know what, could you actually stay with me? Cause I am really a bundled nerves and I could really use your companionship right now. He could have said that. Or when she sent the dancing,

like he could have said so many things, but for him to actually expect her after he's basically told her, yeah, looks like looks like we have we avoided disaster, he expects her in the middle of dinner to stop and like check in on the hurricane and also know really where he lives and everything like that's, I think that's just a bit much. I'm sorry. I think he's just saying like something and also her reaction to it didn't have to be like it is but of course it's Shannon. So he's like, you know, I'm freaking out. I'm getting these alerts and then seeing you dance on tables. She could have just been like, Earl, I literally thought it was okay.

I'm so sorry. What can we do? Is your house okay? What can we do right now? She does ask that. How can I support you? She's freaking the fuck out. I got like, I didn't know it was, you said it was over. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. She just starts, she starts shanning out on him. And I think it's just both of them being too emotional, but this could have been fixed by them both just communicating in a normal fucking way, but they're too much.

But especially him. I'm sorry, this is more Earl. You're asking me. Yeah, no, I think he's like fucking nuts. Because she says, I didn't know, and I thought it was over when you said it wasn't gonna hit. He goes, well, so at the time you're knocking on my door,

it had just hit Florida and there's a cone, it's a big cone, a hurricane cone, just like this, right in the dead center of the cone. That's my house. And she's like, well, is your house okay? He's like, no. She goes, well, which house? My house in Georgia.

So he's actually upset because it's the Georgia house. The Florida house was okay, but the Georgia house was the one that was in danger. And as we all know, that's the Georgia house. The Florida house is okay, but the Georgia house was the one that was in danger. And as we all know, that's the house that has the motorcycle in it for the stepson to come back to. And she just found the address. So here's the house next to it tore off half the roof or tore off a tree and damaged the roof and now it looks like a field goal. And so we see photos and she's like, Earl, Earl, I said if it didn't miss your house, you know, I didn't know it was headed to Georgia and now that you're having a difficult time,

I mean, it's called communication. It's really difficult for me. And he's like, it's not about you. And so they have a fight about the community, which I mean, I agree, it's all about communication. He should have handled this better, but she could have been more sensitive too. That's it, you know, she could have.

I think that she would have been sensitive. I 100% believe Shannon, if she knew Earl was really going through it sensitive to say, you know, she could have, I think that she would have been sensitive. I, I, a hundred percent believe Shannon if she knew Earl was really going through it about the, that it just that he is, this is not the first time he's, he's a big cry baby. He's a cry baby. It's not the first time he has hold himself up over some emotional thing. And then he says, well, I got triggered by something or another. And she just can't, she, she, she has put her,

she has been in two big relationships where she did not put herself first. And I think she's in a state now of like, I can't keep like putting pressing pause on what I'm doing and what I'm liking and how, how I'm enjoying life to make sure a man is feeling okay. Right now. Now, of course you want to do that for someone that you really like, but she just going through a natural disaster. Yeah. I mean, you should, but that you really like, but she just very nice through a natural disaster. Yeah, I mean you should, but he, but he let her know, but he let her know that everything was fine that she left going to that dinner with the idea that like, Hey, everything is

fine. And then he's like expecting her to understand like the trajectory of this hurricane and also where Lawrenceville Georgia even is and all that. Like it's a lot that he put on her in that moment. And I just don't think that was fair at all. Okay. So he's like, well, if you said there were landslides and earthquakes by your house, I would have been thinking about you that whole time until it was over.

And I needed to be priority last night, not you. And maybe it's a good idea for you to process this and talk again later. I was like, oh God, that's not the right way, Earl. Not the right way. I just bet you didn't. But why didn't you text me and say you didn't check up on me? Like, I've been sitting here all day. What say? What did I do? What did I do? What did I do? Back to present. Yeah, so then the girls are on, you know, supporting her. She's like, you're not a mind reader. And this is red flag, red flag. He can't come in here and say that bullshit.

So now it's 24 hours until checkout. And Ashley's like, so he's mad that you didn't check in with him. And Shannon's like, well, I didn't know. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, big diet coke cans on her head. I didn't know. This is weird.

This is weird. This is weird. I am there for you every time, he says. And you're supposed to know the trajectory of a hurricane, nah. He says, he says I should have been checking. She's now fully shaking and trying to like dot her eyes with like a tissue. He said I should have been checking.

Maybe I should have. The weather channel.com. I'll always go there before I go out. I should have. Theweatherjaddle.com. I'll always go there before I go out. So Earl just sounds like, well, Earl is doing the most. He wants her to support him, but did he support her DUI anniversary? Something I've never even heard of before?

But Shanna decided it's what she needed to do? No, he did not. And that was true. Like, I understand that she's insane for the request in the first place, but still she requested it. And guess what? It's actually a very fair point, because then we see flashbacks of Shannon celebrating her,

like, made it through a shitty year of my life thing, and she wanted to celebrate it with Ralph, but not Ralph, but with Earl, but Earl wasn't there because he was sulking about being yelled at about barfing. He wants. He's also crazy.

So we see that clip. Today at 1159 is a one year mark of my DUI. And I shared that with Earl. And I just thought at 1159, he would go, look where you are now. And I would look at the phone through he would go, look where you are now. And I would look at the phone, do the bottom of the martini glass, and I would say, we made it, we made it me.

Did we just have an earthquake, by the way, in this discussion of natural disasters, or is that just me? Did we? The problem is me. Who the fuck knows? So much is going on right now. It could have been a fucking bomb dropping for all I know.

Jesus Christ, this town is in disarray. I would like it if Earl the Pearl would have actually seen it. I don't see anything shaking out there. You notice that thing like when earthquake, when small earthquakes happen here in LA, like you just sort of hear that like, it's not a crunch. It's like you hear just all the walls make that noise

like a, but maybe it wasn't. I don't know, my mic isn't shaking. Usually my mic wobbles cause it's not the steadiest mic as we've learned in this episode. But yeah, I don't think so. I'm gonna text Dom. I'll say, was there an earthquake or is that just me? Just go on Twitter,

because you know everybody will be like, earthquake, did you feel it? Did you feel it? Dom, was there an earthquake? And why did you not come downstairs into the podcast video? You know I was going through it, Dom. No, you're not checking on me, Dom.

You know I was going through it, Dom. No, you're not checking on me, Dom. Okay, so now Ashley's like, well, why can't you just be a grown ass man? And so they zip Shannon up. And then she's like, oh, you have a tag on, get the tag off. So they're pumping her up and telling her she's beautiful. And Shannon's still like, oh my God, I can't keep this.

Oh my God, now we have argument number two. I was feeling so good about it. Back to present. You don't argue with someone and have these blowups when you first meet someone. I just, I just, I just, I, I, I, I don't see how I can recover with Earl. I just don't see it. So all the men are gathering in the lounge area for the latest strange meeting. And almost like, can we do some shots real quick and Mark's like hey can I ask how it's going Shannon

you guys had your first night together right? He's thinking yeah well we're gonna get into that in a bit here because they're coming and I'm not gonna talk about this while they're coming it's just not it's not cool it's not cool. Oh Charles please just have my back oh there he is sitting on the sofa holding a shot oh god please have my back. Oh, there he is, sitting on the sofa, holding a shop. Oh God, please have my back. Oh God. I will.

So the man who greet the women and Joel comes in, he's like, oh God, hugs and kisses. That's a great sign. So I think there's some things we need to talk through before we get to business today. And Ashley's like, well, Joel, we learned some things about Ashley. I mean, sorry, Joel, we learned some things about Ashley and I mean, sorry, Shannon and Earl today.

Yeah, the ladies talked to Shannon. And we kind of want to just hear Earl's side. Dun, dun, dun, nah. It's not easy for me to talk about, by the way, an update from my side is that there was no earthquake. It was just probably the air conditioner going on in Ben's house. So just wanna give an update everyone there.

But I still would have appreciated some text messages from Shannon Madore. Anyway, Shannon, you are just an amazing person and you know how I feel about you and things were going really great for us. And I was really struggling the night before and you guys saw me, you guys saw, I had Pinellas County fear all over my face

and I didn't have my Earl Happy face on and I felt, well, so way down by the storm that was going on, Shannon storms that is, vegetable agenda. I haven't heard anything about her seeing how, you know, she wasn't asking about how I was doing with my house and the hurricane stuff. So she said, she said, she said she said it, but I don't remember her saying that. I don't remember her saying that she checked into my house that she was happy about my house. She never said that. She never said anything about my house. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, My favorite is Shannon is a long time. How dare you say that?

By the way, the build up rest, rest, rest, rest, quarter rest. The drama with which they treated the situation was so amazing because also when Shannon was like, when they first came onto her crying in her room, they cut to her in like the confessional and they were doing makeup on her and she had this look on her face like, I'm gonna have to tell the truth now. Like it was some big reveal, like an expose documentary when they do that. But they're just like, okay, this person about to say something important. So let's see them getting their makeup on. I was having margaritas and Earl was worried about her. Everything went down. Ridiculous. So funny. What a funny hilarious show. Yeah, I love this show. Well, thanks everyone for being here. One more

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