Watch What Crappens - #2886 Below Deck S12E02: French Mustered

Episode Date: June 10, 2025

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We have a new chef. Who's it gonna be? Who's it gonna be? Well, I'll tell ya, you don't have to look very far because they just don't even care about hiding this. Last week, I went onto Peacock. This was like on Wednesday, the day after the, no, it was Tuesday.

It was the day after the Below Deck premiere. And they have a big, you know, the big image that's like, below deck, watch Below Deck. And they have a lineup of the entire crew. You see them all standing there, like waving hi to guests. And right there, just right there is Frenchie, just standing there, as well as someone else. And I'm not gonna say who the other person was,

but like, there's obviously someone else is no longer part is going to last on this cast and they're going to be replaced with someone else. Like, Oh, you're just, don't even care. Just don't even care. It's gotta be the Boson, right? The Boson guy seems like he's not long for this world. Yeah, I'm not going to, I'm not going to say who is going to be leaving,

but basically there were definitely two people on that photo that did not start the season. And so I just thought it was so funny how Peacock just brazenly posted a spoiler right there on their main page. Peacock blocked them. But luckily it's below deck. I don't think we really care too much

about the spoilers, right? No, it's no mystery. Whoever it is is gonna clean and they're gonna cook. Say you that. Or sexually harass someone. Yes, very possibly. Or get their dick pierced. You never know on this show.

I love that the show is like, let's change it up every year, just a little bit. This year we'll have like an opening scene where everybody goes to drinks and that's not enough. Pierce someone's dick. All right, we're in. They also new season. The other switch up is that this episode, whenever someone gave like a stupid piece of their backstory, uh, they gave them like a real housewives kind of thing where they just put their

name. They put like a whole bunch of biographical photos up on screen and then they put their name really big. And it was just funny because normally on the real housewives, when you see someone's name up on screen and then they put their name really big. And it was just funny because normally on the real housewives, when you see someone's name up on screen, they get like a whole scene that lasts five minutes here. It's like Johnny. And then it's like, yeah, when I was younger, I used to always love ice cream. And that's where I really developed my love for ice cream.

And then we just move on with the show. I'm like, really? Did that require like a giant name before they said that commentary? The end. Yeah, I guess maybe they're getting complaints complaints like I don't know who anybody is on these shows are always different people Sir, Johnny Johnny likes ice cream has mother issues and a daughter living in the court a lot of way, yeah, I Wonder who would have said this a daughter living in a locker in a bus station in Fort Lauderdale close to dock. So we opened with Lawrence freaking out in the kitchen. Chef Lawrence, I'm shaking.

I really don't know what to do. I can't do this anymore. And Kerry comes in. He's like, it's a hoist race situation, mate. Sometimes things go bad. Sometimes things go good. What are you going to do? Sometimes you poop.

Sometimes you don't got nothing coming out, you just go on with your life. You're going to really handle this really well soon. Don't worry about it. It's like, I can't do this. What would Jesus do? He wouldn't quit. That man wandered in the desert for 30 days and didn't eat anything, okay?

It's the best diet I ever did. What I need you to do is pull up your big boy pants and get the job done. Sorry that the idea of slicing a piece of broccoli stresses you out. Now let me get back to my job of driving a giant $400 million boat through a tiny bridge. All right. Sorry that you're the one that stressed here. He's like, well, I'll tell you now instead of at the end of the trip.

So you've got more time to get someone else, but I've got to go. I've got to go. And he's like, all right, fine. Woof. And so Lawrence is muttering to himself, oh my god, I'm going to have a panic attack. I've never had a panic attack before. My head is up, my fucking asshole. Yeah, he is really losing it.

And Fraser is like, so, Kerry, Carrie, I just spoke with the chef and sounds as though this might be his last trip. So I wanted to get in one little tattletale before he's gone. He's like, yeah, I already talked to him. So it's not really a tattletale anymore. But, uh, you know, you've been here a day and you know, someone's willing to quit so quick. I can't hear that. I need someone I can trust. I love that. Carrie's acting like he's firing him when the guy quit. He's like, listen, I could see the guy was getting overwhelmed. Okay. We put a carrot on a cutting board and he nearly melted down. So I showed him support, but that sport couldn't get him through his funk. And he has decided he can't

be here any longer. He doesn't want to be up for the adventure. So I'm going to try to convince him to stay, but without a chef, I mean, what options do we have to get in the galley? What do we do? So of course, Fraser's like, Oh my god, I'm so stressed out. What am I going to do? I've got a chef going crazy. I don't have a chef. God, I wish I had another chef that I hadn't fucked over behind their back to call on. Hmm. So then we go to KO. Okay, well, first Barbara is showing the girl the little girls on the boat her tattoos and she's like, Look, these are my tattoos. These are my cats. I have four cats and 18 dogs. Here's their names. Lucy, Benny,

Jiggly, Brick, Amelie, Flower, Flower again, but spelled like the flower you eat, like the flower you eat, not the flower you grow. Although you could eat that flower too, to be honest. Pupu, I was running out of names. Then K.O. tells us, my dad, he always told me what deserves to be done, deserves how to be done.

He came from nothing and he built a construction company. This is the ongoing story of came from nothing. Now I went into yachting. We're not rich. I love his come from nothing by the way. It's like, I came from nothing. My dad owns a construction company. I'm like, um.

You have food, even at the car. That's coming from nothing, but love your hair. He's like. I know. It's like my dad is a perfectionist. So I mean, I'm doing a good job. It's like my dad is a perfectionist. So I mean, I'm doing a good job is important because you can either enjoy it and do the best you can,

or you can fucking complain all day. It's going to be a nightmare for everyone. So I choose actually neither of the above. I will not complain and I won't do a good job. Listen, I want to do a good job and enjoy it and do it the best I can and also complain. So stop yucking my yum, sir. This is my lifestyle you're fucking with.

So Fraser is grabbing some eggs from Lawrence. He's like, do we have any micro greens or anything? He's like, I don't put micro greens on fucking eggs. Fraser's like, I'm so angry that you've already quit because I would be undermining you so hard right now. He's coming for so hard right now. He's coming for my garnishes now. Something must change.

I've already quit, you motherfucker. Get the fuck out of my kitchen. Sorry. Sorry. Jesus was on a coffee break, so that counts. That's the doubt, but I'm back and come again. I wish this guy was staying just to watch him rip Fraser a new one because you know, he would He's not gonna put up with that shit for two seconds that micro greens bullshit. I love that. I don't put micro greens on fucking eggs

Who was the? Stu who was always like very who had a lot of commentary about like that. There should be micro greens on things There is someone yeah What's last it wasn't him? Was it him? Who was like, we should add some micro greens. It was like putting garnish. It wasn't micro greens specifically,

but it was like garnishing. You need to garnish your plates. Was it Aisha? I don't remember who it was. Yeah, it was Aisha. I think it was that one. Do you wanna put some micro greens on your plates? Can you put some garnish on there?

No. So the guests are eating and they're like, oh my God, perfect egg. Did you guys blacklight the eggs? This egg is fucking disgusting. You don't have to wear it, dad. Just eat it for fuck's sake. Oh wow.

Well, the French, they do it right. Although the one thing they can't get right is they don't shave the shit down there. Okay, come on. You got to shave down there. Okay. Because when you put the black light on, the last thing you want to see is a giant nest. Am I right? Like, there are kids here. Do we have to talk about this in front of the kids? Like, oh, they don't know. Yeah. Weird family. So then they're like, hey, by the way, Fraser, could you ask the chef if we could get a smile for dinner?

That would be great. No, you fucking pubic hair, obsessed little shit. You came on. Eat your fucking black light. So Barbara's talking with, working with Solaine and she's like, okay, please, let's try to keep like this pantry, like I know it's hard, but like, let's please try to keep this as like

as maximum as possible. Let's make it as nice as possible. And so it's like, yeah, yeah, I know. I know why you're yelling at me. You don't have to yell at me. Just let me out. Yeah, I know. It's like, it's fine. She's like, I know it sucks to do it like this, but we have to do it. Oh, my god, this girl, I'm starting to understand her. You know, I know that language communication is hard. I've been in her situation. I speak four languages. I know how to say fuck you and eight. But you know, I know that language communication is hard. I've been in her situation. I speak four languages.

I know how to say, fuck you and eight, but you know, I explain things easier way for her. Like, please, okay, thank you. You know, it's stupid, but it's better for her. She'll be happy. So I'll say, please, what the fuck? So, Kao, he's been setting up a whole bunch of like floaty things.

And so now he's gonna have some lunch and everyone, the guests are going to go play with water toys and people are cleaning. And so lane she's like, um, rainbow rainbow. Can I show you something please in my cabin? And rainbow's like, yes, of course my love look at this, something very bad, something I've never seen in a toilet before. Look at that. Look at you. See what is in there. Oh, she's like, it's just a little poop we have all the germ in the face of shit that is what we have here

all of the germ in the face of shit it is not just a little poop it is this it is this looking at me there i will not touch it anymore you have seen everything this is nothing okay look no I have had people take an actual shit on the teak. Okay. On the main deck app. So during the during the Monaco Grand Prix. So this is really nothing. No, I will not do no no. No. You want to put your hand in there. I don't know how you do that. Hmm. So, the Fraser goes to the captain. He's like, Captain, I've had a thought. Okay, well, do you want to sit down?

Do you just want to tell me right now, mate? He's like, all right, I'll sit down. Now, if the chef's going to be departing, can I possibly suggest Chef Anthony? Yes, I know he cries a lot in an accent that's hard to listen to tears in, but the man is skilled. He's very skilled and his genes are very, very small as well. He's very skilled at making a mess in the galley. And I think that would be hilarious to make him feel bad about. Can we do that?

He lets me request micro greens without cursing. You know, Chef Anthony and I, we went through a lot last year, and I just think he lost his way and he's spiralled, but he's got it in him. That boy is incredibly talented and I'm a little bit bored. I'd love to undermine him a little bit more. And if I can help him, and by help of my mean undermine him, where I need to and guide him, we've got something. Cat needs his toy, Cap.

So I was like, oh, I love the idea of Anthony coming back. I mean, he started off really strong, but that mental state wasn't good. All right, that's why we had to let him go. Do you remember that? He's like, well, I've spoken with him a lot since then, and he's been working on boats since he left our vessel, and his confidence is through the roof. His jeans are even tighter. His hair is even sl slicker I think he's ready to come back well I hope he's ready to come back to cook some good food and have a good what adventure all right let me tell you something he will his comp I'm telling you his confidence is through the roof and I think we could do a really great job of destroying that for him

so come on let's bring him back. All right. This is a... I trust you. So meanwhile, Selene is still like, I'm fighting the poop. She's like, come on, just shove it in there. No, you want to do it? You want to do it? She's like, okay, you see this brush just swirled around.

Oh my God, oh, you washed the poop. Oh, thank you so much for washing the poop. Thanks so much. So Rainbow is checking in with Cal. There's some lunch, Cal's eating and, um, she was like, where you been? And he says, on the water. What else? So Fraser radios Rainbow to check on laundry and she's with Barbara and she's like, Oh

my God, Barbara, I've done everything this morning. I did three and a half cabins and she did half. Oh my God. Did you hear her screaming? What's that? Her saying, pooh pooh, pooh pooh over and over. Yes. So Terry goes out to the swim platforms, the guests are playing around and he's like, well, a lot of strong winds coming through. I call them adventure winds and like, oh wow, storms coming in. Oh wow, storm, storm, storm. It's like, yeah, we got to keep an eye on these

guests. Okay. They've got little children. Okay. so if a kid goes over the side, we need to have this boat ready to go. If a kid flops into the ocean and you see sharks swirling around, here's a little inner tube that will help out. Like, OK, great. It's like, where's cow anyway? Cow, chow, chow, chow, chow, chow. And he's, of course, just eating. Now listen, on this boat, we'll let children fall overboard,

but we don't just leave them there. We get them back in. Does everyone understand? If one of these children falls overboard, but then forgets who they actually are, get some cameras on them because we can make a delightful comedy out of it. Leave little notes about their personalities all over the boat so they can rediscover themselves in their two days on this yacht. Everybody got it?

All right. But do it, tell their timelines backwards. It's much more entertaining that way. You know, it's a tough job to be the Bowson. But our safety is our priority one. We've got two young kids on the boat, three children if you count the chef. Hey, the weather is getting shit. Do you get it everywhere and you've got,

you're having a feed and someone's on break, fuck no. It's anti adventure. I feel bad for Kyle because this poor guy is like, okay, we're gonna put out all the water toys. We're gonna put them together with the rope because the rope's gonna keep them, how are we gonna do it?

But that's not what we're gonna do guys. And then we're gonna always have the toys. I think he watched like a season of Captain Sandy where she's like, I went all the water toys out there every second of the day. Do you understand me? This is a luxury yacht. The moment we DAC, the moment we DAC, this is the moment we put out all the toys, DAC toys, DAC toys.

So Carrie's just not happy because there's just not enough people out on the deck to be keeping an eye on all these people, especially cause there's kids. So they wake up demo and and KO has to leave his lunch and everything and all that stuff. So Lawrence meanwhile is working on food and he's like this is a chicken with truffle and bacon sauce and lobster blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. And Carrie FaceTime's Anthony. He's like oh good to see you. And Carrie's like yo dude, how have you been? Making a big mess in a bunch of different galleries.

Oh, yes, I'm doing chaatal in Bahamas and the guests are so happy, so happy for me. Well, my mate, Chef is starting to spiral. Last season, mate, I loved the food you put out. I just didn't love the crazy you put out. So could you just come back and be less insane? And he's like, oh my God, Captain, you are not going to regret it. You have my word.

My suitcase is already back. All right, I see you soon, Captain. Wait, aren't you working in the Bahamas? Fuck him, it was a lie. It was a lie. Captain, I realized- I'm finally checking out. I'm checking out of here.

Fuck all of you and your Jello. Captain, I realized the reason I'm not checking out! I'm checking out of here! Fuck all of you and your cello! Catin, I realized the reason why I had problems was because my eyebrows were too big and too bushy, so now I have plucked them into just teeny, teeny, teeny lines, and now I can see clearly, and I will make beautiful food. So he tells us he's like, getting fired on St. David. I was like kind of destroyed. But after the season, you know, Barbie called me and she told me Fraser was a big part of me getting fired. So that hurt me. It hurt me so bad. Hold on. It's hurting me again.

It hurts. It hurts. It hurts on the inside. You're not done shooting yet. Oh, okay. I don't know what happened. We will work it out later. Once I have a job, I will get him. I will kill him. I will have revenge. He will die of tears. He will drown in tears. Probably my tears because I don't like hurting people.

I will hurt them. I will cry. But I will cry down his breathing hole and he will die. My name is Inigo Montoya. You messed up my galley. Prepare for many dishes I have a many dishes no I have not fucking micro green on my dear my egg it's time for commercial it's time for a crap in At 24, I lost my narrative, or rather it was stolen from me.

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Get started with your free trial at Wondery.com slash plus. I have a theory which may be sort of self-serving, but whatever. I mean, why not? I have a theory of the best kind. I have a fear theory that this animosity between Frenchie and Fraser, I think I think you caused it Ronnie. I think it was because of you. Because you were the first one to start really clocking how Fraser was undermining Frenchie. Because the whole narrative on the show was Frenchie was overwhelmed.

But you on this podcast, and you convinced me to, and I'm not saying it's a solid take, you were very much like, look at Fraser, undermining. And the thing is this, Barbie, I think, listens to the podcast because she commented a few times on her Instagram. So then when he said that Barbie, when Barbie called him up and said that Fraser was undermining, I was like, Barbie was probably listening to us. And especially you, you were much more vocal about it. That's true.

Yeah. I'm not abdicating my, my co-signing of it, but I really do feel like this was really your thing. And I think that Barbie listened and was like, you know what, Ronnie is right, and I'm gonna tell Frenchie, and he's gonna watch it with new eyes. So I fully believe- I feel like the biggest honor in my life if I could cause shit, you know, like this.

I really do think this. I really do think it. I could cause chaos like, but it's true, Fraser does do that. He's got a bad habit, and he's done it through all of his seasons. This is his third one, right? He's been doing it the whole time he's here.

That's just how he is, you know? We'll see. I can't wait to find out who his victim is this year, because he's gonna do it again. And the crazy part is there's only been one person who's really ever called him out on it. And you know who that person is on the show? It's Captain Sandy.

But Captain Sandy saw that shit right away, yeah. She did, she said like, you're the snake rats at the head and you're the head of the snake. And guess what? Even snake heads deserve a hug. Get in here. Oh, that's right,

because she was gonna, that was the season where she was firing Captain Lee's staff because Captain Lee was ill and could, or he had surgery, something happened and he couldn't do the first part of the season. And so Sandy did it and he's like, God damn it, trying to fire all my God damn people. And they had this whole online war about it and stuff.

Oh, that was good. That was a wild season. That was with Camille. We saw a brief flashback to that in this one. I miss Camille, man. How are they not having Camille back? Although I love all the stews this year. I think they did a great job casting stews,

but Camille was a tremendous mess of a person. Great dumpster fire. They should've at least put her onto Winterhouse. Geez. Anyway, so some vegetables fall over. And Kerry's like, well, I spoke to the chef, worked out, Lawrence, the plan will be he's gonna come in here. And then you can crawl your big boy tears into his shoulder.

We'll get you a diaper and send you off. All right? That sound good to you? It sounds so good. It sounds so good to me. Oh no, sorry, this is Lawrence. He's like, of course, of course. Oh God, mother, son, Holy Spirit, motherfucker.

So Kerry's like, all right, Anthony knows the job. That's the pro. The con, I fired him before. I don't want to repeat it, so I want to keep Lawrence along so Chef Anthony can get you to the next level. So I'm gonna go ahead and get you to the next level. So I'm gonna go ahead and get you to the next level. So I'm gonna get you to the next level.

So I'm gonna get you to the next level. So I'm gonna get you to the next level. So I'm gonna get you to the next level. So I'm gonna get you to the next level. So I'm gonna get you to the next level. So I'm gonna get you to the next level. So I'm gonna get you to the next level. So Carrie's like, all right, Anthony knows the job. That's the pro. The con, I fired him before. I don't want to repeat it, so I want to keep Lawrence along so Chef Anthony can get back in the game. And what better to help him than a crying Christian? Jess are talking about, you know, girls and stuff. And, you know, and, and Kyle there too. And basically, they're saying like, Oh my God, did you know Barbara's gay? And then Jess is like, yeah. And now we get a Jess segment. She goes, you know, I wear my gayness

proudly. I'm proud of who I am. I went to a pretty religious. Sorry, I'm trying to get to South Africa in my mouth, but I can't do it right now. I went to a birthday religious school. I'm like, that's not Africa. There are so many accents to Mangle on this show. That's why I love it. It's just like a bad accent tape for a whole season. It's like 10 bad accent tapes at one time. So she says, I came out to my parents

in the last year of high school and I was expecting the worst. So I told my mom, dad, I was gay. I was gay. And they weren't going to accept me because it's looked down on an Afrikaans culture but then I saw a big sobbing gay man on this very show and he kept on yelling out coil coil coil and I actually no I'm sorry Frank Frank he did call out his own name too in the mirror it was unseen footage Frank, he did call out his own name too in the mirror. It was unseen footage. I realized if he could be out loud and pray at Afrikaans,

I could be too. So funny. Yeah, and she's like, and finally I told my dad, and he was like, I know, I don't care. And I was like, oh my God, you know, it's just a lot of work for me, you know? She like, she wanted him to have a problem so she could have an end to the drama.

There's a big let down. Yeah. My mom didn't believe me for a long time. She was like, you're lying. You're doing this to hurt me. And everyone around was like, your son is literally the gayest thing we've ever seen. Okay?

Your son is so gay, the rainbow flag beat him over the head. Okay, he's being gay bashed by the gay flag. You've got the gayest son we've ever seen. He's like, no, it's a lie. It's a phase, it's a phase. So meanwhile, the girls are, little girls wanna go up to the hot tubs,

they're playing in there. And then Lawrence texts his girlfriend to say that he's quitting. He had a monologue in here, which we may have missed, where he was saying like, you know, ever since I found Christ, you know, I used to be so short tempered and so agitated all the time, but then I found Christ.

I'm like, have you seen the footage of yourself? You will not be in the advertisement. I'm telling you that. You will not. You're not in the brochure. There is no one going door to door holding up your picture. Like, welcome in, nope. If this is the chill version of you,

I would really love to see what the pre-Christ version was. Yeah, no sir. So he's like, you know, thank God for that. I can't even find where this part is. Where is this? Where he just, the little, where he tells his girlfriend that he's quitting. Yeah.

Oh, where the, where the, where his little monologue was. I don't know where it was. I just was like, I'm just gonna say it right here. Oh yeah, yeah. He texts his girlfriend. He's a quitter. Yeah, okay. I see that.

So then Jess is frustrated and saying, this isn't gonna work for me. And Carrie's like, are you good? She goes, yeah, I'm just a bit frustrated. And he's like, well, you've got, just got time to pump the, learn to pump the brakes, you know, just chip it away at it, chip away at it.

So then Fraser has Barbara and Rainbow set the table for Bollywood theme and Rainbow's like, I care about the product we produce. We are working with billionaires, like the top of the top. Like if you can give those people that wow feeling, that's incredible. Yeah, so then- Over-eat your stew.

Can't wait to watch her break down and lose her shit. Yep, tablescapes. The one who's always so invested in tablescapes is always the one who like loses their mind. Yeah. So now- And the one overly impressed with billionaires too. I think when people are like, oh my God,

we are serving people with money, those people are always gonna be crushed. Yeah. So there's some stuff happening on the deck with K.O. and Jess about do this, do that, did you eat, did you not eat, did you not? It's basically like he has really bad time management and Kyle's like, it feels like K.O.

isn't used to managing a team. Me and demo are simple creatures. Food, drink, and fuck. That's pretty much it. Train monkeys, mate. You can't support me to the direction you need me in, Matt. So then Sarah and Jade are talking about dinner and is it gonna be late?

Jade's like, I don't know. I mean, the guy from England cooking, Indian? So who knows what's even gonna happen. Well, Lawrence has some news. I'm going to be going home and it feels like a weight's been lifted off my shoulders. I'm just not one to pack things in on the first day, but when it comes to having to cook an egg, it's a bit too much. It's a big ask for me. So, yes, it feels a bit of a failure,

but the problem is when everything's going wrong around you, obviously there's a limit. I definitely feel more relaxed now because British people love curry and I love curry. And I went to India 11 years ago. And when I was there in India, I said, this is too much. I can't do this anymore. So I came back to Britain and I went to Wagamama

and I said, there, this is food. to Britain and I went to Wagamama and I said, there, this is food. So he serves beef and chickpea madras and the guests love it. Okay, it's like, that's amazing. That's absolutely amazing. Oh my God. So now, Solene and Barbara are in a room in a cabin and Solene's like, oh, it is beautiful, the bed. It looks so good. And she's like, um, it's not ready. Please, Solene, this doesn't belong here. What is all this stuff on the bed? looks so good she's like um it's not ready please Celine this doesn't belong here what is all this stuff on the bed there's little trash on the bed it is not trash it is blanket okay this wrapper of thing maybe it's trash okay maybe i did the bed this morning maybe she didn't touch this side so i don't have to do it again no because this i already did so maybe i just do have the bed

no you have to do the whole thing over. Cause basically like someone got- No, I don't want to. You don't have to do it. No, poop in my face today. I don't have to do this now. Cause basically like the person barely disrupted their bed, but Barbara's like, you have to change all the sheets. Sorry, that's just the way I go.

So they barely even touch it. It's like, it's not like the poop in the bed. Like, and I have to touch the poop earlier today. By the way, I like, there was a moment, there was a really small moment with Celine where she was like unfolding it's not like the poop in the bed. Like, and I have to touch the poop all year today. By the way, I like, there was a moment, there was a really small moment with Solaine where she was like unfolding some sort of garment or she was trying to fold it. She's like, I don't understand what shape.

It is not square. It is not triangle. It is bat. It's a trapezoid. Okay, we have to make the bed. But why? Because we have to. But why we have to make it? Because we have to. But why we have to make it?

Because we have to. But I know you say I'm going to do, okay, but I want to know why. She's like, oh my God. Barbra's losing her mind. She goes, fuck her, fuck myself. I have to do four cabins now by myself. And she's like, so Elaine,

she's always questioning things, but why? I don't know why either. I would never do it in my home. Just do it. It's a bot. She's fucking annoying. These two together are so hilarious. It's like, I'm just laughing out loud every single second. And they're both hilarious.

Barbara's really funny too. I love them. Oh yeah, Barbara is, I love Barbara. So now it's time for dessert. It's yogurt strawberry salad with a mango sorbet. They're like, oh chef, you really outdid yourself tonight. You know what? I want to give you this black light.

Please fit and use it in good faith. Oh, I just turned it on. I see a little demon sitting on your shoulder. That's weird. Sticking his tongue in your ear. Do you feel that? So Fraser's sitting with Barbara. How was turned down?

She said, bad. She doesn't listen to me. I have to say, no, Fraser said that. And then she listens to me. I have to always say that over and over again. She goes, but I just don't want you to be frustrated now because I was planning on, I don't know, just drawing your mental state in about three episodes.

So just stay strong now. I promise you I'm going to do something about it. And mostly it's going to be right into my journal Someone said they need to ask me first. I finally fucking did it journal suck my dick Undermining little journal bitch. All right, go back to work. That's it. Yes. Thank you So back to the guest Carrie has joined them for dessert So this guy Sam is like, you know, your crew has been so good with these two kids Well, I had a little chat with the crew before everyone arrived. And I said, if a kid falls over, you're fired.

Sam's like, well, that'll do it. But if they come back with their life changed and asked to go over again, you're rehired and given a raise because I want to bring children adventure. Do you understand? children adventure. Do you understand? Do you hate Captain Carrie? You have kids too, right? My daughter's 12. My son's 14. And I haven't seen them in nine months. They live in Fort Lauderdale. I missed him so much. I'm going to sell kimonos. Sorry. I was just, I sort of slid into some below deck tropes. They're actually fine. They're very well adjusted children, which is strange. So Kyle's checking in with Lawrence. He's like, how's it today, mate? And he's like, Oh my God, I feel a lot better than this morning. I had a fucking explosion this morning. I mean, basically, I said, I'm gone. That's it. I'm gone. I'm done. Because like,

well, that was this morning. Have you changed your tune a little bit? Maybe? No, I haven't. And this is where this is where he has his monologue. Before I met Jesus, I was a very different person. I was pretty short-tempered. Just used to be, I used to get angry all the time. But my faith has helped me through this by making me resilient in the face of eggs. Well, I could do one egg, but two eggs, I'm out. Scrambled? How fucking dare you?

How dare you? But you know, my faith has helped me through these challenging few days. How has it helped you? You're quitting. You are the worst advertisement I've ever seen." He's like, yes, but I've got the peace to know when I walk away from things, it's good.

Jesus did not walk away from things. Where are you learning this religion? Come to me. I don't even believe in it anymore, and I'll tell you. That's always the worst people who are very selective with what parts of religion that they use for their journey to excuse what they do, right? Yeah. He's like, God, Jesus has really helped me tell everybody off, curse at the entire crew

and quit. Quit? Wow. Where to sign me up? So he's like, well, I mean, the crew is great, captain's great. I mean, he's been good to me, the captain, you know, but my gut is telling me walk away. Walk away. OK, relax, ma'am.

So then outside, Salane and Jess. Just a note, martyrs don't quit. OK, next. Yeah, you should be. That's all I have to say to you, sir. Yeah. So Salane and Jess are having a smoke, and Jess is like, oh, so we drop off tomorrow, and Omniv is tomorrow,

we're going to get to the marina, and we're gonna have to go to that passageway, and Selane's like, big day for you, I don't know why, I wasn't really listening, but sounds exciting. She's like, yeah. She's like, by the way, do you have a lighter?

She's like, oh, hold on, it's in my boob. Like, oh yeah? She's like, yeah, I have everything here. Here's my lipstick. Here's a sandwich. Oh, look, I found a Tumblr from Starbucks. Oh, people think it's so fun, you know, like are you horny?

So I'm like, no, it's just a lipstick in my boob. So they love each other. Her and Jess like each other. She's like, oh, I love Jess. She's like breath of oxygen. I can breathe. I can breathe African things. And I've been holding my breath ever since I saw Pooh Pooh.

So Carrie is the next day, next morning. It's the last day of the charter. Everyone's waking up. Carrie is radioing everyone. Carrie is nervous because they gotta go through that tiny bridge. By the way, I am, you know what needs to go to Shut Up Mountain,

that bridge, I'm already mad at it. First of all, we're gonna deal with this every single, right, we're gonna have to deal with it every single episode. Why do they do this? You've got a whole lot, like you made a drawbridge part of one side, why not make the other side drawbridge also?

Why do we not have full drawbridge? They have multiple clips from fucking B-roll headline news about people crashing into this fucking dock and they still like multiple and they still just keep it that way. It's like, well, it's cheaper, I guess to what to fix a super yacht than it is to make the freeway wider. Come on guys. Come on. Come on.

Bridge it up. Do the other half as a bridge. You could do it. This is some bullshit. I agree with you. I'm like, I'm actually mad. I'm mad. I feel like it's very French though, to be like, oh, really?

It's too tight? Do it again. Do it again. Do it again, stupid. There's probably like one bridge person up there just laughing like, oh, got another, got another. They probably get like more money from the French government every time they get

another like headline news clip of a yacht crashing into the freeway. Seriously. So they're going to go through this tiny narrow passage and the carrier's like, well, all the YouTubes I've seen, the boat hit the bridge. You just go to Captain Jason, Captain Glenn, drivingboats.com and you can see all the boats that have crashed into this bridge. I just don't want to join them in there.

So the risk is to the vessels very high, I don't want to crash. And so we see all these accidents, which are crazy. So they're gonna get- How much does it cost to repair the bridge every time somebody crashes into the freeway? Come on, man. Come on, Jay.

You have to remodel the bridge anyway, so just remodel it proper. It's ridiculous. Of course, then I thought, but then they have to remodel the bridge anyway, so just remodel it proper. It's ridiculous. Of course, then I thought, but then they have to fit in these tiny slips and they always do that. But still, a slip is less scary than a bridge to crash into. How about this?

How about just shut down the road and just demolish the bridge? Just make it one. How about make it where boats can fly and then they could just fly over? Yeah. Yeah. How about that?

Make water solid and just put wheels on boats. Do we really need that bridge there? Do we need that road in fact? Can't they just go drive around the Marina like everyone else? Do we really need that? Why do we even need yachts? Why can't rich people just swim?

I want to bring up, I want to see this, Matt. I want to look. Like, like, like, rich people don't swim very well. That's for sure. Yeah, apparently.

So yeah, so this thing's ridiculous, but they handle it pretty well. They get it through, which for their first time is good. I mean, I guess you have to be even if it's your first time, because, you know, I play video games and I suck literally for 20 hours and get killed multiple times before I even learn how to shoot one thing. So for me, it's just like, nah, just crash, you'll learn, but you can't do that on a boat. You know, you can't just crash it once,

but they got through, I was proud of them. Yeah, and you really see how narrow it is. It's very narrow. By the way, I'm also right now, I'm on Google Maps and I'm, because in my mind, I'm prosecuting a case against St. Martin about how they built this road. And I have found, I think I found the bridge and it's next to a thing that says,

there's a little island, it's called Snoopy Island. Oh, that's cute. Okay, I take it all back. You can keep it. Snoopy would get it back. Snoopy would get that boat through just fine. He put like a little scarf on, talking to funny boys, he'd be like, and get it across.rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I don't care what anybody says. So they get it over and Kerry's kind of freaking out because he's got the adrenaline running through him

because it's going to be close every time. And so Kyle's like, okay, how'd it go? And he's like, oh my God, there's no yelling, no screaming, no nothing. I mean, the parameters, come on, mate, come on. And Kyle's like, oh my God, I thought I actually did something good for once. Yeah.

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So now it's time to say goodbye to the guests. and Sam is like, Captain, you've got a great crew this season. It's wonderful. I'm proud to say I didn't see any splooge in any room and I just am so thankful that you kept it clean for us. Thank you so much for having us. At the end of the night, the only DNA I was covered in was my own. So I'd like to thank you all.

Oh my god, Po, purple, oh no. Here's a monetary gift for all of you. It's just a gift that you didn't really earn it. It's just my generosity in an envelope. You're welcome, poor people. Okay. So now they get changed out of their whites and Kyle and Damo are gossiping.

Did you hear the news? We're going to Brigadine. No, actually, the chef is gone. So Damo's like- I know the original cast of that. This name is Ben. As someone who played Archie Beaton, this Scottish accent means a lot to me.

It's part of my life. Welcome to Brigadine. My story. Welcome to me. It's part of my story. Welcome to Brigadine. That was my line. That's all I said in that entire musical. So they talk about how there's a new chef coming and they're like, oh my God, I can't believe the chef's already fucking off.

So then Fraser is talking to Carrie. Oh, so now it's tip meeting. So it's like, guys guys first one done eh? Alright guys thanks for taking the time out of your busy afternoon fucking off to get the boat sorted. Alright boy from the very first moment this charter started there were roadblocks we've got a lady afraid of poo poo we've got a man who says Jesus but also fucking the same sentence we've got lots of stuff going we've got Fraser who knows why he's here again?

I mean, God bless us all. Casting is just destined to fuck us all up the asshole. All right, let's go over tips. 30 grand. Well, I'm happy. 30 grand, which is outrageous. That's almost twice as much as Contessa and Scott gave on another season of the show. Well done.

So that's a huge tip. That was a huge tip. I don't think we've ever seen 30,000 before. I feel like we usually see like 25,000 or 27,000. We've seen 30 before, but it's rare. It's rare. Okay. That's a rare one. Okay.

I remember, I just remember, uh, because we had a friend going on there and they're like, how much do I need to tip? I was like, if you want to look rich on there, and they're like, how much do I need to tip? I was like, if you wanna look rich, 30. If you wanna look normal and not stingy, 25. If you wanna look pathetic and rude, anything under that. And they took 25, I was very proud. Yeah, Kale has- Cause I was like, you could have gone 30.

I told you 30. Could have done better. 30, yeah. So Demo and Kao are talking about women. And Kao tells us a little bit about, like, he's just really focused on his job. He really can't focus on women right now. So he just needs to focus on the work.

So Fraser calls Selane for a meeting. He's like, hello, Selane. How's that charter for you? Oh, it is new. And I want to be very good at my job, but you know, there's poo poo in toilet. So I don't know how I'm supposed to deal with that because we cannot touch poo poo.

Okay, it is face a germ. So he's like, yes. Here's my plan. I listen to everybody and what they have to say to me. And you know what I do? I shut up. That's what I do. I shut up.

I say, Celine, shut up. Have you heard me shutting up? It's so loud. It's crazy. Everybody loves it. Have you heard me shutting up? It's so loud. It's crazy. Everybody loves it. Have you heard? Like, yes, the exact opposite of what she does. Now, you know, Barbara and Rainbow know the job.

So I just want to ask you to please listen and do what they say. Only if you say, okay, well, I'm saying no, but only if you say, you say first, no, and I say, yes, okay. Do it. Basically, listen, if someone with bangs talks to you, listen to what they have to say, otherwise you will be fired. Oh, cross bangs. Okay, quiet.

So lean. You know, I do feel like this potential for drama, which I do love, but I'm just getting flashbacks, flashbacks, the students fighting I'm just getting flashbacks. Flashbacks to Stu's fighting. And then we see flashbacks of Camille and the other girl fighting, and then flashbacks of Barbie. Water bottles are hard. What the fuck do you want from me? I can only carry so many water bottles at one time.

Why are you trying to murder me? Then we cut to Kyle and Deimo, who have actually the most sexual energy and chemistry on this boat. They, like, for sure, they're gonna, like, jerk off together and make out. Like, that's just gonna happen at some point. Yeah, at the very least, I hope.

I hope so. I hope they get it on that night cam. Yeah, so they're basically both naked, and Kyle's like, oh, Mel, you got a fucking dick piercing. He's like, yeah. He's like, why did you do that? He's like, when I was 20, Deimos tells us he did it for charity,

which by the way, fuck that charity. What charity is this? Yeah, he goes, I did it for charity. I did it for the kids. What? Are you sure you weren't on a prank show? What charity? And then he details exactly how they do it.

And I was like, ah, no, stop, stop. I don't need to know. Yeah, he says they shove a tube down your urethra and then they just keep going down exactly how they do it. And I was like, ah, no, stop, stop. I don't need to know. I don't have my deep shoes. Yeah, he says they shove a tube down your urethra and then they just keep going down and then they pierce from the bottom side up with the needle. That's.

He's like, it hurt for six months. I was like, yeah, don't do that. No. I don't. Yeah, I mean, to each their own, you know, but. You have to pee multiple times a day and you, oh. I don't know I don't. I mean to each their own, you know, but. You have to pee multiple times a day and you, oh. I don't know how many. Because wieners are just so weird.

You know, they're weird anyway. They're always a different size. They grow, they shrink, they expand, they contract. Like they're up, yeah, they're outside. Like how do you know what that thing is gonna do? It's just a lot. It's just a lot. It's a lot.

It's like. It's a lot that can get caught on. And if that thing gets caught on something, that's no good. That's why we're just not gonna add unnecessary things to the wiener. Cause there's already a lot that's going on down there. Okay. So meanwhile, Lawrence talked to Fraser in the van

cause we're going to dinner and he's like, I became a Christian two years ago. I started to read the Bible. I think the rapture is gonna happen pretty soon. So when it does happen, I don't want to be stuck in this shitty kitchen. Fuck off. Why is everybody so excited for the rapture is going to happen pretty soon. So when it does happen, I don't want to be stuck in this shitty kitchen. Fuck off. Why is everybody so excited for the rapture all the time?

I just don't get that. And I feel like it's all like very newly religious people are like the world, the world's about to end. Oh God, I feel like God's up in heaven. Like you're not important enough to hate and shut up. I've got other things. It's Lisa Vanderpump up there like things going on, darling. Why would I in the world when I've got the new Lisa Vanderpump

Hotel opening right now in Las Vegas? I know heavens crowded. They don't need to like double the size of it in one day. But also you're really convinced the Rapture is coming soon. Just stay home. Don't go to work. You know what I mean? Like, why do you go to work every day?

Why do you even make an effort? It's just so defeatist. Just go fucking cry. What are you even praying about? I mean, if your whole thing is like, oh my God, I gotta pray to be saved. But your real belief is that the whole world is gonna be set on fire.

What are you even praying to? Obviously it doesn't work. Hmm, yeah. I think he's... This guy is a... Fuck off about that. The rapture's coming. Not soon enough. Not soon enough to get me out of this conversation.

I do like that he's like, I think the rapture's gonna happen soon. And Fraser goes, okay, can we not? I'm on my first night out on the charter, so I'd rather not think about the end of the world. Thank you so much. So now they're out, they're getting shit faced and Celine and Kyle go off to choose their lobster. Okay, I've seen this even in the red lobster where they're like, who would you like to murder today?

And then, you know, some lucky kid gets to go pick the thing they're going to murder. I've never seen somebody reach into the thing, stand on a chair, reach into the aquarium and take out their own thing. Have you? Yeah, that was surprising. I mean, I guess it's not that far removed from fishing, but yeah, it did feel- You had a kidnapping charge to your murder charge.

Like you're not gonna be prosecuted anyway. I also don't think I wanna reach my hands into a lobster tank before dinner anyway. Like, cause you know, it's not just you have to wash your hands, you have to wash your forearms like they're in there. Like those lobsters pee through their eyeballs. You know, I don't want that. Like, so much.

Do lobsters pee through their eyeballs? Yeah. Yeah. I read a whole book about lobsters. They do weird shit. Do weird, weird shit. It's good book. It's called the secret life of lobsters and people should read it.

It's really interesting. It's a book where like when you're done with it, you're like, now I know all sorts of interesting things about lobsters, and I'm gonna impress everyone at a cocktail party, but now I've forgotten everything except for the fact that lobsters pee through their eyeballs. And you finally get invited to a cocktail party,

and you're like, did you know lobsters pee through their eyeballs? And the other person's like, did you know the end of the world is around the corner? Did you know the rapture's coming? The rapture's like, did you know the end of the world is around the corner? Did you know the rapture's coming? The rapture's happening. So they know. Okay, so Fraser goes up to Damal

and he's like, what's the goss? What's the 411? The goss, the streets, what are the streets saying? What's the Riz? Exactly. What's the Delio? What's the pow pow? So then Zay they must talk about like he's basically trying to find out who Deimos is it

Deimos or Damos? I keep calling him Deimos. I don't know. We have a six week grace period. OK, grace period is on. So for you, Deimos is like, I've got slim pickings. And Fraser goes, unless until someone gets fired and goes, well, it depends how serious you are with your boyfriend. And he's like, well, it depends how serious you are with your boyfriend. And he's like, oh, that's so funny. This happens to Fraser every, every season. There's always some kind of, there's some guy who's like a little sort of fluid who flirts with Fraser. I feel like I've never seen that on any other Bravo show except for when it happens with

Fraser. It's like, oh, oh, well, the answer is not serious at all if you're asking. But if anyone else is very, very serious. He's like, never rule anything out, mate. And he's like, oh my god, that guy's hot. I mean, he's a 10 out of 10. Oh god, am I open for a kiss? I don't want to kiss him because I'd fall madly in love with him. And I need to understand from the get go that boy is straight and I have a boyfriend.

All right, so I just need to tell myself he's straight, he's straight, he's straight, he's straight, he's straight. his dick is in my mouth. Why is this dick in my mouth? So then Solanne has the lobster that she pulled out and she's like, oh look, it's Vanessa, my lobster. Oh, what are you doing here, Vanessa? You smell like dead pussy. The barber's like, did you say dead pussy?

Dead pussy, I said dead pussy. It's my fisha. Anyone smell it? I'm an angel. I'm an angel. An angel who does not like poo poo, but kind of the smell of pussy. Give it to me Vanessa. Oh my god, this girl's crazy.

Everyone's just looking at her like, oh my god. Kyle's just like salivating. I see Scottish looking at me. I love her. She calls him Scottish. I see Scottish looking at me in a certain way, but I had men before mainly because I have kept a knife in my boobs once and we hugged and it was cut.

But he's not my fault. Maybe they thought I'm more like this, but I'm more like that. More like a little bit of up and not a little bit of down. Little bit of left and a little bit more right. I don't know. Sorry. Not sorry. So now everybody goes to dance except for Keo and Lawrence who don't dance. So now it's time to, I've seen a movie Jesus made about a town without dancing. It was my favorite movie ever. The ending sucked though. Tell you that. Listen, I don't want to be dancing when the rapture happens. I'm just gonna stand very still.

Otherwise I might, the spotlight might miss me. So now they go back and, um, Lawrence, K.O. and Fraser, Fraser go right to bed and everyone else is going to the hot tub. So Celine is talking to, uh, Domo and Kyle and she's like, do you enjoy your work? Do you enjoy it? Oh, you know, you probably do because there's no Everyone else is going to the hot tub. So Selene is talking to Domo and Kyle and she's like, do you enjoy your work? Do you enjoy it? You know you probably do cause there's no poo poo. You don't have to work poo poo, huh?

No. Yes, we love our job by the way. Our job is the best. We go monkey see, monkey do. And she, and Deimo's like, yeah, we're a pickage deal. And then they kind of like cuddle in the hot tub. Did you notice that? Yeah.

I mean, of course you noticed that then they kind of like cuddle in the hot tub. Did you notice that? And I mean, of course you noticed that. The guys both like cuddle together. He's like, what a team. I'm like, this is gonna get up to some funny business very soon, I'm telling you. And I'm here for it. Fingers crossed. So Rainbow is talking to Jess about how she likes Domo,

but she's not sure. And she had more fun with Kyle, but she's not sure and she had more fun with Kyle but she's open to anything. So then back with them, Kyle gets out of the hot tub to smoke so Celine's like, give me my glass, give me and give me kiss here, kiss only on cheek, only on cheek I say, not on my face, only on cheek you give me kiss, okay. And Kyle's like, well I want to kiss there later on though and she's like, in me lips me lips. Like, yeah, she has all be careful. I heard men. I'm manhood. Yeah. So basically Kyle was flirting with her,

but now demo is flirting with her and then he's like, okay, I'm, Kyle's like, okay, the door is your last lad. I remove myself from the situation. Good luck, bro. So then, um, it looks like Demo and Selene are about to go hook up, but they actually don't. And so now it's the next day, and Barbara is asking Selene what happened. He's like, oh, he kissed me, but like, whatever. And so now, uh, Kyle's happy because he's still in the running. Yeah. So she's like, well, the Scottish guy, I feel, of course,

but I'm all now because his kiss. And Fraser's like, oh, he kissed your leg. So then Kyle and Damo are talking about it. And he's like, to check it in, bro. Not even close. Well, I knew I was on, but then you did that. And I said, I'm out. He's like, oh, don't do that.

He's like, I didn't mind, but next time, fuck off. I didn't really understand what was out. He's like, Oh, don't do that. He's like, I didn't mind, but next time, fuck off. I didn't really understand what was out. Honestly. He's like, I gave her to you this time, but next time she's mine. There was like some weird like, no, it's just boys fighting over girls like their property. You know, it goes, it's below deck.

All right, everyone, let's have a meeting. All right, thanks everyone. I know you're busy. I know you've got stuff to do. As I'm sure everyone's aware, Lawrence will be leaving us in a couple of days to go on a new boat called the SS Pussyface. Anyway, we have another chef coming in today and I was able to reach out to a friend of mine to come in and the chef's going to be Anthony from last season. So if anyone wants some mediocre food and a very messy galley, congratulations. That's what we have. Blam Fraser.

Blam Fraser If anyone can support Anthony, I really appreciate it. Oh, please give him plenty of hugs, support, and possibly medications. Okay, he'll need them. So good luck. So Anthony is like, oh, guess who's back this season, baby? Frenchy is back in the game again.

It's me, Alan Comingface. It's a redemption. I'm not a loser. I can be a winner and I can make my family proud. Finally, my chance to make my family proud. Oh my god, I can't do this. I can't do it. I can't do it. I feel myself failing already. My facial hair is more manicured than ever. Brows thinner, thinner than the thinnest line you've ever seen in your life and the food delicious. So it's good to see you. It looks great. Those eyebrows love it. Reminds me of Betty Davis. You're doing great work there. It's like, thank you. It's been really

good to be home. I'm ready to be fresh and happy. Well, it's been an intense chatter. We'll do preference meeting a little bit later and all just going to stay on and he's going to cry and cry and cry and you just make him some soup and make him feel better. So Kyle tells Fraser that Tony's here and he's like oh my god I can't believe it Anthony and I are like brothers we get along incredibly well. Him leaving last year was absolutely heart-wrenching and by that I mean extremely entertaining and power-filling. And by that I mean extremely entertaining and power filling. Well, coming back to the boat, I have different emotion inside me. I love Fraser, but I was feeling maybe Fraser betrayed me, because Barbie told me so. And I need to find the right moment to talk about my feeling with Fraser,

to put everything on the table, because as everyone knows, I'm a very confrontational person who is really good at yelling at people. And then 16 days later, Fraser, no, chef, no, don't fuck with me and my emotions. I did bring you here to work with you. I don't care what any podcaster says because you're one of my favorite people here to work with. I didn't get you fired. I wanted you back.

And guess what? Forget this. Yeah, so there's a big fight, a big emotional fight with the boys. Like you wanted me filed into this place. Bonjour, au revoir. Bonjour, mother trucker. So there we go.

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