Watch What Crappens - #2903 Next Gen NYC S1E4 Part One: Getting Fashionasty

Episode Date: June 26, 2025

This is part one of a two-part recap!Charlie introduces his friends to Anwar on this week’s Next Gen NYC, and they just see an older, slightly a-hole-ier version of Charlie. Later, Arianna is shocked to find out that that Ava dissed her fashion aspirations just because she doesn’t really know anything about fashion or have any experience or visible taste. It’s a tough one. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Watcher Crappen's ad free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple podcasts. My name is TJ Raphael. I'm the host of Liberty Lost, a new podcast about who gets to be a mother and the control of young women hidden behind the veil of faith. Binge all episodes of Liberty Lost ad-free right now on Wondery+. Well hello and welcome to What What Croppins! I'm Ronnie and that's Ben over there. How've you been?

Hi Ronnie, how's it going? Suck on. Suck on. What's going on with you today? Oh, you know, not much. Just making my way through the week. What's going on with you? Same, same.

Well, I'm very disappointed to announce I'm going to play pickleball today. Oh, you know, not much. Just making my way through the week. What's going on with you? Same, same. Well, I'm very disappointed to announce I'm going to play pickleball today. I just had to confess it to everybody because I've stood against pickleball as a lifestyle for years, but my friend almost died and she asked me to come. And I was like, you're making almost-wish things, I'll go.

You gotta honor it. You gotta honor it. You gotta go down to the pickleball path. What if I like it? That's okay You gotta honor it. You gotta honor it. You gotta go down to the pickleball. What if I like it? Pickle a path. That's okay if you like it. Like as a whole point, like, you know, everyone likes it.

We can't resist pickleball. It's coming for us all. It's like the zombie. My friend was like, we're old, so you need to do something. Pickleball. So I guess it's pickleball. So it's just giving in.

Giving it to the age as year 50 approaches. That's exciting. Oh, anyway, everybody just wanted to get my confession out of the way, because it's sad, I'm disappointed in me too. So unsubscribe now. These are your confessions. Well, if it makes you feel any better, I'm also doing a Bravo event.

You're doing Pickleball, which is obviously a mainstay on Bravo these days. I'm also gonna be doing something Bravo-y. I'm doing a, I'm participating in my very first ever murder mystery party on Saturday. So, you know, we're both going down the Bravo activity, we're, I'm gonna say wormhole, rabbit hole. Rabbit hole and wormhole.

So, you know, except I'm actually excited for mine. My sister was calling me, because my 50th birthday is coming. And so she's like, we have to do something. We all want to come in town and have a murder mystery party. I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Thank you. But no, no to all of that. Thanks. Yeah. I will die playing pickleball first. OK. I will die on a pickleball court first.

But yeah, I'm glad we're both kind of giving in slowly, you know, to our basic old age. Although the truth is I've always wanted to do a murder mystery party. So for me, it's not that I'm like sacrificing any standards like the way you are. I'm actually just leaning into the things that I really wanna do.

And I can still hold my head up high on like, I don't know, like, I don't know, giving in to pickleball, but that's okay, Ron. You can just betray me in this way. Well, someone were not betraying the hearts on Love Island, which we're doing on our Patreon bonus episodes. Join us over at Patreon for all of those. Those are a great time.

If you want videos of these recaps and those recaps, go on Crappins On Demand, okay? That's where we are right now, doing the video. Today is Next Gen NYC, okay? That's what we're doing. Some more daddy issues on Next Gen NYC. Why doesn't my daddy love me? Is your daddy trying to make you pick up,

play pickleball and have murder mystery parties? No, be great. That's right. I want to amend something I said last week. I said, um, there's too many parents, like we want to focus on the kids. We don't want to focus on the parents. I want to amend that. I want to welcome all the asshole parents, but I don't necessarily, I don't know if I need as much Seth marks. I think Seth marks may really be the issue here because he's just, he's just cheesing it up for the camera too much. He's acting like he's never been on reality TV. I mean, he's been around for a while. I mean, why is he acting so new around

the cameras? Please give me Anwar, please give me cold and dismissive someone who just absolutely is so disappointed with the, with the fruits of his labor. Like he has, and not that he really has put in much labor or fruit, but you know, I love seeing a wealthy parent just totally add more damage to their child. Like we see with Anwar and Charlie. I don't know if I need to see Seth trying to pal around with a shit-eating grin to Brooks. So more Anwar, more Anwar's family, more all of that, less Seth marks. That's my request. I love Anwar too and his hatred for Charlie because he speaks for the audience. However, I do love Seth and I need more Seth trying to understand anal sex and pansexualism. So I just need

small doses, small doses of Seth. I like Seth. I can't even believe I'm in a place where I would even say I like Seth overall as an entity, but I think there's just a little bit too much of him. And it's like, I need to see more disappointment in the children, not like someone who's proud of his child. He's like way too happy with what Brooks is doing

with his life and I need to see a father who has better plans for his child instead. I would love to see Brooks being fathered by Anwar and just see the difference in Brooks by having a parent that's like, you don't even know how to thread a bobbin? Like, fucking idiot. And what, you have't even know how to thread a bobbin. Like, fucking idiot. And what, you have sweatsuits?

Geez, really? So this is how we're doing our eyebrows now? Really, really? Oh, this is why I like Chloe more. No wonder someone wanted to bang Chloe. Guess what? I don't hear anybody's friends bragging about banging Brooks. Am I right?

I would love Anwar to adopt Brooks because then I feel like Anwar would play a sick game where he puts all his love and attention on Brooks, but then withholds from Charlie even more. And seeing Brooks being the favorite son between Charlie, between him and Charlie is kind of a dynamic I would really enjoy. I guess it's playing out now with the audience. We're getting it. Yeah.

We're that's what we're getting now. I mean, Brooks barely shows up and that he's's like, oh hi, you're Charlie's dad. Wow, I'm Brooks Marks. I got a sewing machine from Target. And his dad's like, wow, look at this person making an effort in their life, that's nice. Hopefully you rub off on Charlie, okay? Yeah, literally Anwar is more proud of Dylan,

the OnlyFans model. He's like, at least he's doing something with his life. At least he's trying to have a good body, make some money off of it. Come on, please do anything. Yeah, you got an OnlyModel friend. What am I supposed to be disappointed? He can probably stay hard longer than you. You fucking impotent piece of shit.

Get out of here, crypto motherfucker. You know, Charlie, I do believe that there's a platform that would be very good for you that you do very well on. It's called Only Disappointments and you can be just like the leading star. Only pants as in this is the only kind of review you ever get. So we begin, Brooks, Meredith and Seth are wearing 3D glasses and they are at some place. I don't know what place this is. wearing 3D glasses and they are, they're at some place. I don't know what place this was.

I know like installation, it's like some art, like video art installation where like the whole room is video. I went to see the Monet thing, was it Monet? That they did Picasso, I think it was Picasso. The immersive Picasso where like you walk through Picasso's story and there's like stories about Picasso everywhere. And all I could see were the cracks in the walls. I was like, this is not immersive. Like you guys need to get better walls because

think I see cracks in the painting. I'm like, you hear the hum of the video machine, the video machine. I was like, yeah, Picasso would like this. It's like, it's just like one of these quote unquote museums that's really made for social media so you can take cool photos and it looks great on the gram and then everyone goes and pays $35 to go take more pictures. So that's basically where they're at.

I did that, I did that. I was one of those people. I've done it too. I went to an amazing one. I went to the Museum of Balloons. Oh. I will say that Picasso's face needs more Instagram filters before they make it that big. Because you know, you'd walk in and there's like Picasso's face.

I'm like, that man needs to moisturize. Okay. How are you charging me this much money and no one is getting Picasso retin-a? Like we live in a lot of time of filters. Help the man out. Yeah. I mean, no wonder why he depicted people's faces in triangles and squares. It's like, that is like the new, that was like FaceTune of like 1907.

Yeah, did they not moisturize in 1907? I know they had beef tallow back then. Did you put a filter on this? Yeah, they need to filter Picasso because he was disgusting. And I think it's because he wasn't famous before he died. I'd like to think like think if he actually became famous in his lifetime, he'd be like, I've invented a filter.

Of course, his filter would be like, whoa, your face would be melting off, you know, the Picasso filter. I feel like Picasso was actually, I feel like he was reasonably famous during his lifetime. I mean, didn't he live to like the 1970s? I played some trivia game that was like, He did? Yeah, something like that. I mean, didn't he live to like the 1970s? I played some trivia game that was like, like who, yeah, something like that.

I think that like Picasso and Kim Kardashian overlapped in lifetime. I played some, I'm not even joking. I played some quiz game that was like, which two people's lives overlapped and they had a variety of different celebrities. And I think the answer was like Kim Kardashian and Pablo Picasso.

So, or I could be spreading just massive, inconsequential misinformation. You're correct. I looked it up. It says, no, Pablo Picasso did not die before he became famous. He achieved widespread recognition by doing a sex tape with Kris Jenner. And became one of the most famous blowjob artists of the 20th century during his lifetime.

Wow. Now that you say that, I do remember that Kris Jenner and became one of the most famous blowjob artists of the 20th century during his lifetime. Wow. Now that you say that, I do remember that Chris Jenner did sing a song on a private plane to Picasso called We Love Cubism. Do do do do do do do do do do do. Well, it shows you how much I paid attention during that art installation.

All I cared about was the moisturizing. So we go to Why are we talking about Picasso? Yeah We just went oh museums I can't no no no, I don't it's not it's your Installations that's what we were talking about because the stuff marks family is doing that and You know, they're trying to meditate and says like well look, look at this, it's just like a trip, am I right? Hey, have you ever tripped while you've had sex with multiple people, Brooksie?

Come on, I'm just trying to be like your mom. Come on, kid. And then we cut to Dylan. He's at the gym and he's working out. And then Charlie's at home. He's rolling a joint. And he's telling the camera crew, by the way, if you see anything in the shot

that looks unattractive, just tell me to throw it away, because I don't want to come across like a fucking bum, okay, like I'm almost 30, and they're gonna like really roast the shit out of me if I'm just like rolling joints and living in a mess, you know, I'm like, sorry Charlie, you are now living in Bravos, breaking the fourth wall era where they don't mind actually airing

any of what you just said. Yeah, they're making you look like a terrible on purpose, babe. And so they pull back, and he's not just rolling a joint. He is rolling a joint off a mound of weed. I mean, that's a lot of weed. That's like a little baseball mound of weed he's rolling. And there's just shit everywhere, trash everywhere, clothes all over the floor.

Um, so then we go to Ariana and Hudson, they're looking at an apartment as Soho, and they find out, you know what? It's the one, it's only $10,000 a month. It's the apartment the fried chicken built. Yeah, it's just a real reasonable, affordable $10,000 a month apartment. Like, you know, I like to call it a starter apartment

for all the kids that come to New York. So you start with that and then, you know, you move on to... Yeah. And you just move on to something that... Just like that bench I lived in across from the jewelry store at the park. That was $12,000 a month. That was a little lux.

Yeah, with my suitcases, my pillow, same death. So then Gia's doing a podcast with her mom and basically scrolling on her phone. Her mom's like, Gia, we're doing a podcast about shaving like Chocolina, come on. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. And then Riley, Riley's had a pretty good edit so far this season. And then this is the first time I was like, Oh Riley, and she's just at home practicing DJing, which I don't know why. And anytime I see someone just with those little, those little turntables, those digital turntables that I feel like aren't really doing anything. I just always roll my eyes.

That's how you do it now. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. And so she's doing that But you know what makes me crazy about DJs They are they use their headphones like a prop but they never like listen through their headphones And I know they're they're using them to mix the different You know the two different tracks so the whole audience doesn't hear both but still like you've got headphones there put them on This is an apartment. I don't want to hear your shitty DJing

Put them on. This is an apartment. I don't want to hear your shitty DJing. I don't need to hear no scrubs mixed with Ave Maria at the top of the book. Well, I might need to hear that. Actually, that sounds good, right? That sounds wonderful. You know, Pablo Picasso used to DJ, but he would just take two Victrola's and just, you know, spin them together.

It was very before his time. Victrolaz. So then we go to Meredith and Seth back at the meditation place. And Brooks is like, well, I've just spent too much time with my parents and like other people have freedom from their parents, but I like don't,

cause like other kids leave the nest, but then my parents just move the nest here. Ew, nests are disgusting. So then Meredith is, she somehow has climbed up a net, which is just a funny concept in general. Meredith marks climbing something, and then she's like, wow, I'm at the top of a net, and I don't really know how to get down.

I'm afraid that if I jump, I may land on my toddler and crash him. So Seth is like, so, uh, she does, we did get some Meredith laughs, like throwing yourself around a nap. I love this museum. So the Seth is like, you know what, Brooks, you're like, Charlie, are you, you're, are you hung over right now? And he's like No, I don't even know. I didn't even know you're gonna meet with Charlie. That's like disgusting that How would you feel if your dad started meeting up with your friends?

I don't know, but my mom was doing that for a while Well, I had to cut her off because my mom was hanging around all my friends and getting wasted and stuff and my and starting fights with my friends. There was a time period out. I had to be like, Okay, you know what, it's time to show you where the country club is. Okay. Getting a fist fights with my friends. Geez. So then Meredith is like, seriously, how do I get out of this mess? And Brooks is like, yeah, how would you feel if your dad met up with your friends? Like, it's a bit much for me,

because like you guys share a lot of friends with me. Well, stop having such sweet friends with so many stem cells available. Because you know, Meredith is standing behind all of them with syringes, taking a tiny bit of spinal fluid. It's just like the substance. What if it turns out Meredith is on the substance and all the time Chloe is just like young Meredith

and we just didn't realize. Has Chloe, have Chloe and Meredith ever been in the same room together? I just heard young version that crawled out of Meredith's back. Yes, and there's a lemon to prove it when they all had to put their hands on the lemon and cut it. That's true. It took the whole family. Yeah. Yeah.

The theory has been disproven. Meredith Marks already looks like young Meredith Marks. I mean, have you ever gone to an art installation with your mother who's in like a short mini dress that sequins and is bouncing all over a netted like bed. Not me. I mean, that woman's already been on the substance. I don't know what the hell she's taking, but I'll have some. Yeah, truly. So, so yes, Brooks is saying he doesn't feel like

he has a lot of independence from his parents. And Seth is like, well, you have complete independence from me, but you are entirely attached to your mom. You're like a little baby kangaroo. And then we see a flashback to Seth telling Brooks that he wants to be his mother. He's like, I want to be the mother. Yeah, well, I think that dad wants me to cut the cord

with my mom so he can attach it to himself. It's like disgusting and gross. So he wants to know what they talked about. And he's like, I, what we talked about was finding your purpose. You know, my life changed the second I realized my purpose is boobs. Just trying to get that across to the kids. You know, some of us don't have dads that love us. You know, we just thought authentic.

And then sometimes when you're authentic, you can get into trouble. Especially when you're authentically a douchebag. Yeah. Especially when you're complete prick. He's truly a douchebag from inside and out. There's no like sweet guy on the inside. He's authentically that.

So now, we speaking of Charlie, we go to him having lunch with Anwar and his girlfriend Talia, and of course they're at Cafe Balloud, so they're at like a very fancy restaurant for lunch, which I love, I just, I don't have anything against, obviously going to a fancy restaurant, I love going to a fancy restaurant,

but like to me what's funny is that this kid is, to him it's probably just like going to McDonald's. So, so he's just out and- Well that's when you should be eating at Balloud, when it's like, like going to McDonald's. So, so he- Well that's when you should be eating at Balood. When it's like, eh, fucking Balood. God, I hate his Caesar. All right, let's go there. You know, like when you've got the money.

I think it's sad to go to Balood when you're like, oh my God, this is like three months rent. I don't know how I'm gonna do this. You know, that's for when you're rich rich. It's like when you dress really stupid because you just can't, you're just rich enough and you can, you know? Yeah, so, well, it's weird,

because we see Charlie, he's going to have lunch with Annemar and his girlfriend, but then we come right back to the museum. So it's almost like a sneak preview of what's to come. Coming up soon, lunchtime with Charlie and his family. But we're back at the museum. So Seth is like, yeah, well, he talked about his roommate, Dylan.

What about Dylan? He's another friend of mine. He has a really good body and stuff. And Meredith's like, wow, Seth, you're acting very bizarre. And furthermore, I'm trying to get some altitude sickness up on the high part of his net. Can someone please let me down? It's time for a commercial.

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So, Talia is Anwar's new wife, or girlfriend, I don't know. So they're eating, and I found this so funny because the waiter comes over and Anwar's like, okay, Charlie goes, I'll just like share whatever my dad's gonna get for the table. So then Anwar goes, okay, get me and this lady a salad. We're gonna share it. And then put olive oil and lemon, no dressing, no olive. We don't need that.

We don't need that. Don't bring that. Don't even think of bringing that. Let's bring it for me and her. That's all. Don't let him touch it. He's berating the waiter. Olive oil and vinegar only. If I see anything else, I will throw it in your face, which is probably

too poor to wipe it off. Yeah. And so I just like that Charlie's like, I'll share with whatever you order. He's like, would you get the salad? Only for me and her, only lettuce. Don't let him touch. Yeah, and I have a question on the menu, since we are doing family style and he is going to share.

Do you have body of Dylan so he can eat it and hopefully become that? No? Okay, then. Do you maybe have some drive to feed my son? That would be nice. Some ambition, maybe some talent, anything? Okay. Financial instincts? You want to have that on the menu for him? No. So he's like, yeah, look at Talia. She's great. Look at you. Pathetic, alone, no one to share salad with no dressing with.. So what you doing here?

What you even doing here? You even gonna try today? And Charlie's like, yeah, she's like really nuts. Like my parents both found insane people. So like I'm still dating around, you know? He's like, frankly, I feel bad for you. Look at you. Disgusting.

You are like, pre-made dressing. Wasteful, Stupid. Creamy. Disgusting. Fake. When are you going to have a talia in your life? What's going on with you, by the way? And he's like, with what? With my dating life?

What are you talking about? Yeah, your love life. Your stupid love life. Your stupid bad body love life. He's like, well, I'm dating around. I mean, I'm having fun. He's like, well, yeah, I feel bad for you because you don't have talia. Okay? Because you never have what I have and you can never achieve. It's like, well, I'm dating around. I mean, I'm having fun. He's like, well, yeah, I feel bad for you because you don't have Talia.

Okay. Because you never have what I have and you can never achieve. It's hard to achieve perfection like Talia. You must be doing a lot of salad dressings that are more than just a simple oil and vinegar emulsion. Aren't you? And so the producer asked Charlie, do you remember something that your dad said to you that really hurt you? He's like, um, like it would be harder to remember something that didn't hurt me.

Oh, whatever person sitting in an apartment when you have no fucking job rolling joints out of giant bags of weed and eating it, balooed your dad is doing just fine. Okay. You've got enough money to go buy emotional support somewhere. I'll tell you a lot of those things that probably that you thought like hurt you probably wouldn't be so hurtful if you were stuck eating sweet green every day. So Todd is like, why don't you come over tomorrow by the pool? It's beautiful out.

Come on over. He's like, okay, I'll invite my friends over so they can see how rich we are. Cool. So then the food comes and then unwarled yells the waiter again. He's like, this food looks dry. Okay, I need olive oil and lemon. None of that stuff. What? I don't want that disgusting condiment. Only olive oil and lemon. What do you not understand about that? So they talk about the grandma and Anwar's like, oh, she was very concerned that she

wasn't going to be living on the 85th floor again, you know, but when she was at the home, she didn't really care. You know, or she did, I don't know, because I had her phone cut off. I had her tongue cut out so she couldn't complain. I took off my index finger, because who can write complaint letters when they don't have an index finger? Not your granny! And Charlie goes, Oh, yeah, same thing with the 32nd floor of the old apartment. Well, first of all, we on the 28th, not the 32nd, you stupid person.

You get four extra floors of stupidity for that one. And Charlie's like, no. He's like, you want to bet? He's like, yeah, I bet you $100. Okay, 100 bucks and a bottle of olive oil. Okay, you're the witness, Talia. You get to watch this. We're going to call someone who somehow knows everything

about what floors we used to live on. Hello, secretary of stupid face. So what floor did the elevator used to live on. Hello, Secretary of Stupid Face. So what floor did the elevator used to end on before it went to Penthouse, huh? And Rick, Rick is his name. He's like, my name is Rick. Thanks, I've been working for you for 37. I don't care, olive oil, to say it.

Like, it's the 25th floor. Oh wow, look at that. I won $100 of my own money because my son doesn't make a living. Oh, hey, person stupid face, could you please take a hundred dollars out of Charlie's account for me? Thank you. Okay, Charlie, so you are wrong. And so he's like, wow, see, he's never wrong. Well, you're paying for lunch, it seems. Just kidding. I'm paying for lunch because your money is my money. Okay, he's like, why are you rubbing it in my face?

I don't wanna high five you for that. He's like, you will high five me. You will high five me right now, or you will not get paid this month. It will look at that, Talia. I just got a high five from a low five. So Charlie, what do they call you? What do they call you?

No high five. What do they call you? Mid? Mid? Is this what you are? Charlie, would you they call you? What did they call you? No high five. What did they call you? Mid? Mid? Is this what you are? Charlie, would you like to do a high four instead of a high five since you are four floors higher than what we actually lived on? I give high fours to your grandmother because I took her index finger.

It's hilarious. Do you know where Santa Claus lives? The 32nd floor. Because it's not real. We never lived there. Figment of your imagination, you stupid person. So then we go to Ava on the phone with her dad and she's like, dad,

what's happening with the golf tournament? We're gonna invite my friend Brooks and Charlie, okay? But like, I don't know about Charlie's getting on my last nerve. Is Ava already on Benzos? I think she's too young for Benzos. Listen, Ava's been through a lot. She had to shoot scenes with Diana Jenkins.

So, you know, I'm going to give her some grace. She's like, this reality TV game is not for the weak. So Ava's like, my dad definitely wants to know what's going on in my life. And honestly, it's so fun giving tea to someone who is sad. Yeah. And he loves it. So we get clips of him being like, so what's going on with them? Honestly, it's so fun giving tea to someone who was sad. Yeah, and he loves it. So we get clips of him being like, so what's going on with them

and what's going on with them? Oh really, why is she saying that? And like her dad's a big gossip, which I love. So she talks about the Riley and Charlie situation and he's like, wait a minute, does he have a mom? And she's like, yeah. And he's like, does he like women? Does he hate women?

And she's like, no, I mean, I think he likes women because he needs to understand why he speaks to women like that if he doesn't hate them. And she's like, that's not a terrible point, I guess, dad. He's like, yeah, I nailed it. Do me a favor, if you see any tax things in the mail, just throw them away. So then we go to Georgia on the subway because every week we have to watch someone on the

subway and usually it's Ariana, but this time it's Georgia and she seems rattled also, even though she lives, she's from New York. She just seems rattled. She also always seems like she just came running from someplace. She's always sort of flush in the face. So she's like exasperated and flush. And you feel like there was like, you see her put her hand on like a pole, which I felt like was included intentionally for those who remember that she doesn't wash her hands. And so I feel like they really wanted to highlight that. Like these are the things that she's touching.

So she said- You know, one of my roommates in New York used to tell me, oh, you can touch the pole and you don't have to worry about it because it's metal and the metal kills the germs. That's the whole point. That's what people say actually, like those like germ killing metal. But how long does it take to kill the germs?

That's my question. And how long is it? Cause those are some heavy germs on the subway. Heavy germs. Cause also don't, also don't forget about all the germs that, that Georgia is depositing on that metal as well. I mean, that's going to take at least 45 minutes to work through it. Some metals, particularly copper and its alloys, have demonstrated antimicrobial properties, meaning they can effectively kill germs, including bacteria and viruses.

Why doesn't the tube make hand pools out of stealth, self sterilizing metals? You guys, there's like a whole subculture about this. Get into it. So Georgia, who's always bragging about like she's the real New Yorker. She's like, yeah, well, Carrie Bradshaw once said, I don't think real New Yorkers ever say that. Do they? No, they don't.

They don't. They definitely do not. I don't think so. I think that's embarrassing to say. But she's like, Carrie Bradshaw once said, and listen, I quote the classics. So she said that in New York, you always look for a job, an apartment, or a boyfriend.

And I've been looking for all three more than that. You know what? I know Carrie Bradshaw may have said this and I know that Carrie Bradshaw's had many great bonmos. I don't think this is such a unique concept to be looking for a job, an apartment, or a boyfriend at any given moment. I feel like that's like a lot of people in life,

but that's fine, we'll let Carrie Bradshaw have it and congrats Georgia for a very unoriginal reference point. So she said to Carrie Bradshaw, have you seen one Harry met Sally? I couldn't help but wonder if you're looking, if you're not looking for an apartment or a job, do you already have a boyfriend then? Or are you in search for one?

It's very Carrie Bradshaw column that would not get published by the post. By the way, I want to brag about something. So I cut my hand cutting a bagel because I'm an idiot. And it was a really deep cut. Also I was eating bagels, which I feel kind of guilty about. But anyway, it was a really deep cut. Look at my finger.

Look at this. I didn't have band-aids. Whoa. What? What's so nice for you to use? So I got a paper towel and I folded up the paper towel and then I used a Velcro cord tie and I made it into a band-aid. Are you okay?

No luck. I'm dying. Oh wow. It's big. I woke up and it started bleeding again. It's like super deep. It was yesterday? Yeah.

If you want to get like a, maybe go to like, maybe get like a little stitchy stitch on that. No, no, I'm not going to go get a stitch on it. They'll make me remortgage my fucking house to do that. Fucking medical community swatches of drugs. I'm not going to go get a stitch on it. I'm not going to go get a stitch on it. I'm not going to go get a stitch on it.

I'm not going to go get a stitch on it. I'm not going to go get a stitch on it. I'm not going to go get a stitch on it. I'm not going to go get a stitch on it. I'm not going to go get a stitch on it. I'm not going to go get a stitch on it. I'm not going to go get a stitch? Oh, I'm not going to go get a stitch on it. They'll make me remortgage my fucking house to do that, fucking medical community. So watch this. I'll start dropping dead because we can't pay your stupid bills. I'm going to do the flight attendant thing.

I'm going to say, if there's anyone in LA who is a surgeon on this flight, could you please go to Ronnie's house and just stitch up his finger, please, a little bit? Because right now- It's not waiting, oh my God. How did you, question- Let me review my Velcro.

This is how they had to do it. First of all, also, would you be- I learned this from the Nick. Would you be open to getting band-aids? Yeah, but you know what? They're locked behind a thing and I didn't want to wait in line for the guy to come get me.

Actually, I really want to know, so what happened with the bagel? How were you cutting it? What happened? I was holding the bagel like this and it was one of those pre-cut ones, but then the middle is still dough, so you have to cut through the middle part of the dough.

And I got a new knife and sharpened it, and it just went through really fast. I was, you know, I'm used to my dull-ass knife, and I was like bam, and I just chopped right through my finger. Were you holding it like this, like this, where like that, and then you cut through, was it like that? Yeah, I was holding, it was my fault. I was holding it the wrong way.

I was holding it like the most idiotic way. I was holding it like this and cutting it like this, and then I chopped it in my finger here. I was holding it like the most idiotic I was holding like this and cutting it like this and then I chopped in I mean, I know better do I know better? No, but I know better Well, you don't want to get that thing infected Well, so put some you know, I want to get it. It'll be worth it for free my free band-aid like I have to get surgery insurance will cover and I can get like smaller finger surgery you know they can give me like cute cute non ham handed fingers like these and I can get like Paige de Sorbo real skinny fingers but

the point is Georgia loves Carrie Bradshaw okay so now she's with a guy named Omar who is I'm not sure where the men, where the women on the show are finding these men. I don't, I'm shocked that she's dating this guy. I know where we will find this man. Where? In jail sometime, because this guy's going to jail. I'm telling you this right now, he's a con artist.

We've seen, we've seen Wolf of Wall Street. We know these guys, he's a crypto, he's a crypto Wolf of Wall Street bro. I'm telling you this right now, this guy is know these guys. He's a crypto. He's a crypto Wolf of Wall Street, bro. I'm telling you this right now. This guy is going to jail. He's a con artist. He owes money. He's I don't know, this guy. Run, Georgia run. Well, she likes him because he has a lot of crypto and he's investing in her thing. So he she's she's like, Yeah, Omar and

I have been hanging out a lot like we've been like going on like dates Because like, you know when I was a senior in college this random dude was like if you want to throw a party I'd invest in it and like it went amazing and I made a ton of money So like I'm addicted to this, you know, so now I'm dating another guy who wants to invest in parties. It's like my thing Omar runs a crypto startup company and I've never dated someone who wears a suit. Honestly, it's been like tough because Omar is on a completely different lifestyle.

Okay, you ever see Glenn Gary Glenn Ross? Yeah, he's actually in Glenn Gary Glenn Ross Glenn Omar right now. And it's like so amazing. And he's like waking up at like five in the morning, an hour or two after I go to bed But like Omar is a genius as you can tell by his cramped little office with scrolls Scrolling all over the whiteboard walls like this guy is smart and he's always been interested in opening like a

Physical space, you know, I'm like watch Karl Radke show up at Omar's door. I'm like, hey So I've got this good guy claws. I thought you might want to invest in it. Oh, I'm like watch Carl Radke show up at Omar's door. I'm like, hey, so I've got this good guy clause. I thought you might want to invest in it. I'm really into physical spaces. Hey, Omar, you into brick and mortar? Me too. Like I'm really going against the grain of my past relationship that is still traumatizing me to this very day.

But like, you know what? I believe in brick and mortar. I believe in like touching things and feeling them. Not hard things though. Not hard things though. Just keep it soft Omar Yeah, keep it soft crypto So we do find out a little bit about Omar He was inspired to get into his rat race quite literally by Ratatouille and George was like, oh wow

Have you seen Harry Met Sally? So George is like, you know after years of doing events for people I'm starting my own club and Omar is coming in and he's going to invest and find other investors as well. Yeah. So, um, I don't, I don't know that I believe in Omar. He seems very sweet. He's very cute. Kind of a cute little schlub in a cheap suit, but he's sitting in his office. It's covered in whiteboards and there's things scrawled and it's not just covered in whiteboards. The walls are whiteboard. So everywhere it looks like a crazy person's house, you know, and it's just like random things. Yeah, it's just like kind of random equations. Listen,

I'm into crypto kind of lightly. I have been for a long time. I don't I don't know what he's doing. I was like, I don't I don't really think this is what that is. At least I haven't experienced that side of it. It feels like though Silicon Valley, like the startup culture where it's like, we're gonna disrupt what it means to be in an office. If you have an idea, just like write it on the whiteboard. And it feels like that's what they've been doing, but to no effect.

Like they just do it to feel like they're being, the next Steve Jobs or something like that. But they're just like these guys in ill-fitting suits somewhere in the German district. Yeah. Yeah. And you know, it's like when you go to a mentally unstable friend, a mentally unstable friend's house.

I'm so sorry, by the way, if anybody is that mentally unstable friend, but you know it's you. And they put those little stickies everywhere. They'll say, you're having a great day. You're a good person. Believe in yourself. You're good enough. Like everywhere you turn, like, you're having a great day. You're a good person. Believe in yourself. You're good enough.

Like everywhere you turn, like they can't get a fucking cracker out of the pantry without it saying like, oh my God, you're good enough for this cracker. Think again. Or like, if you can see it, you can eat it. Put it away. You know, shit like that.

They're always crazy. There's not like a mentally stable person that does that, I'm sorry. And that's what it reminds me of. It reminds me of Jim Carrey in that movie where he keeps seeing the number seven everywhere. Was it seven? 27.

I think the movie was called the number seven or something, or the number like 23 or something. Yeah, something like that. I'm still thinking about whose life Picasso overlapped with, because I'm pretty sure. I'm like, I'm gonna be occupied with it. I'll tell you whose life it didn't overlap with. Whoever invented Juergens.

Okay, so. So you were very dry. It didn't overlap with an alligator, I'll tell you that much. Stupid alligator getting that free lotion. Why do they always touch that alligator in the commercial anyway, by the way? What's the point of that?

Because they want to die. It's like those videos you see on Facebook of people slowing down by grizzly bears. Like, hey, let's take a selfie with the grizzly bear. And then you just see the grizzly bear's hands swipe around in the video lens. Who at the advertising agency said, okay, to sell jerkins, here's what we should do.

Let's have a model moisturize an alligator. Sold, great job Omar. My favorite was when people used to write dry on their skin. Oh yeah. You know, it was the worst. I think this actually has, there's nothing to do with skincare, but now moving on to nail care. Remember like that Vaseline commercial that was like showed like a lady opening up a soda and like with her fingernail and the soundtrack would go,

do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. And then the nail would break. Do you remember this? Like she wasn't using Vaseline. Do you remember that? No, I don't remember that. And how does Vaseline make your nails stronger? Does it?

No, I think it just, I think it's not so much stronger. Maybe it like makes them less brittle. So they can bend and not break when you're opening up a soda with a tap. Oh, that sounds painful. Something Picasso could have learned. You should have put that on your ear, Picasso. So just in general,

there's nothing to do with the Van Gogh who cut his ear off. Just in general, just put it on your ear, Picasso. Since you're so abstract. You know what? Now that we're talking about it, maybe it was the Van Gogh interacting. Cause he lost his ear.

You did. Yeah. I remember whoever the immersive because he lost his ear. You did. Yeah. I remember whoever the immersive was about lost their ears. So who was that? That was Van Gogh. Okay. That would be Van Gogh. Did Van Gogh die before he became famous? Well, I have to look at it again. Maybe it was Charlie Chaplin who overlapped the congression.

No, Vincent Van Gogh was not famous during his lifetime. Oh, and this is Van Gogh. I'm talking about Van Gogh. Yeah, he's the one with the bad, the bad dry skin. Yeah. Sorry, Picasso. Wow, I really put Picasso through it today. Picasso, I'm sure you were hot.

Who knows? I don't, I don't know you. But Van Gogh. Van Gogh's a real dick. He was a real dick. Moving up to Yale and how he's getting into fights, God. He was a real dick. He was a real dick. Moving up to the U.L. House, getting into fights with Degas. What a dick.

Okay, so God, I really apologize to Picasso. That was harsh. But Van Gogh, get it together. You drive fucking faith from the fucking. Sounds like Ronnie. Ronnie, don't be too sad. Otherwise, you yourself may wind up in your own blue period Picasso joke.

Okay, so Georgia. I'm like. That's Edvard Munch. I just went to the Edvard Munch museum, Ronnie. Went to a museum dedicated to Edvard Munch. I loved his show. He was a great detective. Tony Shalhoub played him.

Who would have thought they would have an entire museum for Tony Shalhoub? It was so wonderful. Just solving crimes with like banana peels. The wing that was dedicated to wings. It was a meta moment for my lifetime. Okay. So then we go to Ariana and she's at Femme Fontaine and Riley. I have a question. Wait, sorry. No, no. Well, I don't know if it was, I don't know if it was skipped here, but like, I don't know if we come back to it or not, but if in case we don't come back to it, I loved when Georgia was talking about the club that she wants to open and he was like, you want to whiteboard it? She's like, yeah, you know, we'll, we'll come back to it.

I think, I think it's a whole lot of stuff. Oh yeah. That's coming up. So Ariana and Riley are together and they're just having drinks, you know? And Ariana's like, Oh my God, it took us like an hour and 30 minutes to get home from Jersey because of all the bullshit that was going on. That was crazy. And then we see the bus ride back home and Brooks is like, you know what I was going to do?

I was going to call Charlie and be like, what are you doing? You know what? I'm going to call Charlie right now and be like, what are you doing? You guys, I dialed Charlie right now because I'm going to say, what are you doing? You guys, Charlie's picking up the phone right now. Charlie, right now I'm on the phone with you going, what are you doing? He's like, well, I'm just going through some files to make sure that we didn't actually live on

the 32nd floor. Cause I could have sworn we did. It's like, okay, well you're on speaker. Okay. Well thanks. Good warning. So rather it's like, by the way, if something hurts my feelings, you have to let, have these conversations like, um the way, if something hurts my feelings, you have to have these conversations. Like, can I wait until tomorrow? My dad is like throwing paper balls at my head right now. And David's like, oh my God, his voice is like pissing me off right now.

Just give me the phone. And Riley just hangs up the phone. So then Riley and Ariane, back to them. Ariane is like, I can't even imagine. Yeah, yeah, he's too grown and too old to like not put in the work to be better. I mean, the way we were raised shapes us and we're forced to be this type of person. But as we grow, it's our job to change that and work on things that don't make us better. So it's clear that the way Charlie was raised is that he was not given a bed that was on a little stage to make it seem like you're an American Idol.

But I was raised that way. So I don't know, different strokes for different folks, I guess. So then we go to Ariana and Riley in the confessional together talking about how their moms are housewives and they can handle their own. And then we see flashbacks to Kim and Candy fighting. And Ariana's like, yeah, if we need to like throw that wine glass or like shift that wig, we'll do it. And so then we now we go over to Charlie and Dylan in their apartment. And if we see that Charlie is 45 minutes late

to his dad's barbecue. So Anwar calls him up. He's like, how far are you away from barbecue? Okay, he's like, I think we're 45 minutes late. No, you're 47 minutes late. I bet you, I bet you $100 that you're 47, not 45 minutes late. Okay, dad, we're just about to leave, okay?

He's like, you're about to leave. It takes an hour and a half to get here. Dad, come on, don't take this out on me. You are slow, slow person with bad body. I'm like your roommate. Be faster. Yeah. Don't take this out on me. You haven't even left the house and you're 45 minutes late already.

Stupid. This is, the people like this make me crazy. Like my dad's a dick. Like he calls me out for being three hours late to his house for a party that he's throwing for my friends who he doesn't even fucking care about. Like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, But this is, people like this make me crazy. Like my dad's a dick. Like he calls me out for being three hours late to his house for a party that he's throwing for my friends who he doesn't even fucking know. What an asshole. You need to be evicted, sir.

I don't think there are squatter laws in New York City. Are there? I don't know, but I think basically Anwar is sitting there with a camera crew from Bravo treading dirt through his kitchen and he's like, how much longer do I have to have poor people in my kitchen? Hurry up, get here. So now Ariana and Hudson are moving into their new place and she's like,

Oh my God, thank fuck. I'm here. Like, Oh my God, this is crazy. And Hudson's like, yeah, thank fuck. She goes, Oh no, I was going to say, thank God. Okay. And she goes, let's say it at the same time. And he says, thank you, Lord. And she says, thank you, Jesus. And it's like, Oh my God, we need to practices again. This is so when Harry met Sally. So Ariana, they're there. They now have like way exceeded their budget. And by their budget, I mean Ariana's budget because Hudson's fine because he's like a fried chicken heir.

So this is like, it was just a matter of time before they wound up here before she's like, okay, could you just like pay for this because I don't have a job and I am the heir to a cigarette stub for my mother. So could you just- She's such a sucker too. It's 10 grand a month.

Plus they had to pay an $18,000 broker fee. Oh my God. Does anybody else know how to search no broker fee? I mean, what the hell? That's crazy, a broker fee. I feel like that's wild. 18,000, is that broker fee every single month? I guess it's for the year of rent, right?

Cause if it's 15% broker fee, if it's $10,000 a month, okay, I'm not gonna start doing math. I feel like the whiteboard guy. I'm not gonna do it. Yeah, I'm not. So that would be $12,000. Ronnie.

Wait, that would be $120,000. You wanna take it to the whiteboard? Take it to the whiteboard. $120,000 times 15, so that's 10, that's six, that's zero, two, one, that's zero, two, one, zero, zero, eight, that's $18,000, isn't it? Is that what she paid? She paid 18,000, I did the math.

Yeah, that's for a whole year, it's for a whole year. Wow, what a sucker. I can't believe I just did math right, even though the answer was right in front of me. So then she, he drops his sunglasses and she steps on them. She's like, Oh my God, those were $575. My mom spends those on scratch off cards every Wednesday night. Oh, I just basically took scratch offs off my mom's table.

What are the children going to eat? Bring it to me. So then, so then we go to Georgia, Charlie and Dylan and Brooks and they are headed to Long Island and Brooks is in the way back, which is funny. He's like, I'm happy back here. It's like, I'm being in my mother's iconic womb icon. And so George is like, guys, guys, guys, we should play summertime sadness cause it's summer and we might have some sadness. I also brought a little whiteboard. So if we want to like

brainstorm some other song ideas, we can do it. And Brooke says, what do you do when you wake up feeling not good? She's like, Oh, like I always wake up with like a little anxiety, but like, I think that that's just hormonal. But like, I swear to God, I think every day is a good day. Like every day is like a good one. And Charlie's like, oh, so you just like don't need therapy, but other people do, is that it? Yeah, well, I mean, I was in therapy since like age five and he's like, for what?

What do you mean for what? If you're in therapy, you're in therapy because you need therapy. It's just, that's how it is. She goes, well, my dad died when I was young. And before that he was a little out of control. So she tells this really sad story about how her dad, her parents are both lawyers and they had this law referral company,

but then like nine 11 really affected him. And he got like PTSD. She doesn't really elaborate, like, was he close to it or was, did you know people in it? But he was just really affected. And he went off the rails and he moved upstate and he went, he wound up dying up there. So there's like a lot to fill in the gaps with that story. And there's a lot of things to imply, but it sounds like it really was not a good trajectory. Obviously it was not a good trajectory for him. So it's really sad.

And then she says that she started acting out because of it. And then she was put into therapy and then she saw a therapist on and off until recently, until about a year ago. So I guess she's just not in therapy anymore. Yeah. She's like, it worked. So like, I'm done.

So Charlie's like, well, I was in and out of therapy through high school because like my dad, like my beef with my dad, like we basically had to use therapists as mediators. So we'd go together and try to like communicate effectively. Whatever. So what you're trying to tell me is that your dad was actually spending money out of his own pockets.

That way he could try to connect with his son and you were being a dipshit the entire time. That's what I'm hearing. So then Ariana tells Hudson she broke the sunglasses and he's like, who cares? I can get them down the street. Like no big deal. They sell these at the bodega, right? He's like, guess what? Not a lot of people have heard of these sunglasses, but everybody's heard of fried chicken. I win. So basically I'm gonna wear fried chicken on my eyes.

It's gonna be fine. Speaking of which, she's like, okay, let's call my mom. So her mom answers. With fried chicken on her eyes. She's like, hello? I can't see you. Mom, get the fried chicken off of your eyes. Sorry, I was just worried about the bags.

You know that Kim's cell phone carrier is something like fried chicken wireless. She's like, hey, that's a new wireless startup. She just stole the plug-in phone from the Zachsweez counter. It's like, hold on, let me plug it in. Okay, go ahead, honey. Hey, you guys. Oh, you guys are drinking my wine, guys. And Ariana's like, yeah, mom, in

honor of you are drinking a wine that for some reason we still have. So this, this wine bottle is an honor of you mothers as in we thought we got rid of it a long time ago and yet it seems to always be around and never goes away. Yep. That's mine. This's why bottle you get halfway through it and then the government comes to take it back. It's weird. This wine bottle is actually somehow like having a romantic moment with Chad Hanks.

I didn't know that could happen. Yeah, well, I'm so proud of you. It just makes me wanna cry. Makes me wanna cry. I actually don't cry because you guys are just doing so good for yourself. You're in New York and I think every little girl

in the world dreams of getting to New York and being able to find a rich guy they can follow to the South. And I'm just so happy. Just live in the moment. Appreciate every second for real. And you know, if you want to send me a few thousand, that's okay too.

Hudson, it better be a ring next baby for me. Okay, cause the ring does mean a thing for me. Okay, thanks, man. Yeah. So then we go over to Charlie and everybody arriving at Anwas. He's like, oh, hello, took you long enough, loser boy. He's like, don't blame me, dad.

God, don't blame me. I was just rolling 30 joints in my house that smells like dirty common socks. Sorry. Don't blame me. It's somebody else's fault. It's like, yeah, I think it's definitely an intimate experience when your friends

are co-mingling with your family or your parents. So everyone says hi, and Brooke's like, wow, yeah. It's like especially intimate when like, my father is being to one of them because I'm wondering like, what are they talking about? And like, how's it going? And like, what's he judging me as a result of that conversation?

Where's my mom right now? She's such an icon. I live. So they come in and say hi to the dad and stuff. And they're trying to figure out, they're on the water, but they're like, what's across the water? And nobody knows the geography of it.

Derek Perkins is like, oh my God, what is that? And George is like, is that like New York City? what's across the water and nobody knows the geography of it. Oh my God, what is that? And George is like, is that like New York city? And he goes, no, it's like Jersey city. Because no, that's not right. Cause we can't see Manhattan. He's like, maybe it's Boston. I don't know. They are so insular that they can't even conceive of like the Long Island sound and what might be across from it. Like, is that Idaho? So, so then Taylor's daughter comes out. She said her name is Danielle.

She brings out some wine and, and then Anwar is like, hey, by the way, who's more handsome? By the way, who's more handsome? Me or Charlie? Me or my son? Competition starts now. Okay. And Charlie's like, you guys can just say him.

Cause I just don't want to be in a bad mood for the rest of the day. And they're like, yeah, we were going to say him anyway. Well, we were going to tell him the truth, which is him. So don't worry. Worked out. So Brooks is polite and says like, thanks so much for cooking for us. And he's like, Oh, did you party? Did you party last night? Tell me about it. He's like, no, I was at a birthday dinner,

which I guess was a party, but it wasn't like partying, partying. I wasn't like doing coke with my dad again, if that's what you're asking. Is that what you're asking? I'm really insecure right now. Charlie, did you go to birthday dinner or were you not invited?

You probably weren't invited, right? Because you were probably still trying to figure out if you lived on the 32nd floor or you're so stupid and less attractive than me, aren't you? It's hard to invite old losers to parties when you've achieved nothing when you're trying to celebrate becoming a year older and you're still young and have a future ahead of you. So what is it like having friends who still have a future? Don't tell Charlie about them, please.

What's it like being friends with someone who gets elevator trivia wrong? Hmm. So, first it's like- It's pretty crazy that Charlie didn't even know the elevator, like his floor number of his apartment. I know. He's just that rich.

Like, I mean, do people carry you into the apartment? Have you never pressed the button? Like, maybe actually have a theory. So apparently, like the question, it was such a funny question they asked this person because it's like, what is the floor number that like, after that, after which all the floors just become penthouses. So maybe Charlie was thinking, like it's technically the 32nd floor because there was four four stories of, of penthouses below us. But because, but actual based on the numbers of the elevator is 28.

Like maybe there's a world in which they both are right. What's wrong with you? Why are you trying to empathize with Charlie? You're like, guys, let's take a moment and try and see a world where Charlie could be right in this. I don't know why I did that. He's just sheltered and awful. There's no reason. I was just trying to imagine a world in which someone could somehow not know the floor that they actually live on. It was not so much defending him. I was like, is there a way that someone could

really bend their brain in that way? And that's the only way I could conceive of it is if he was counting literal floors, not elevator stops. I think Charlie just was like walked into the elevator and there's someone there to press a button and he just never noticed, you know, it was just like, whatever. He just got it and he doesn't pay attention to anything. I like that you gal Godot me. Why you do that? Why you do that? That's the best line from'd me. Why you do that? Why you do that? Why you do that? That's the best line from Wonder Woman.

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