Watch What Crappens - #2905 RHOM S7E3: A Wedding, A Funeral, And a Very UnGOATlike Fall From Grace

Episode Date: June 26, 2025

Marysol gets married for the 75th time on The Real Housewives of Miami and Julia uses the wedding party as her scene to stage one of the saddest downfalls of all time. What a dummy. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It really is up there with Salt Lake City. And I just I know we say it every week. Like, I just cannot believe people don't watch it. Like, I can't believe there are people that are say, oh, I just haven't been able to take it on like it is such a good show. And I was just thoroughly, I was just like cracking up at this ridiculous shit show. Everyone is always on 10 and like from start to finish, they just really kill it. Also, I have an update, a very important update about last week's episode when Larsa and, and well, Larsa San and Lisa walked in that fashion show for like Philip Pline

or whatever. So I think we were wondering like, is this guy like a legit like fashion designer or not? So I did ask a friend who works in fashion and he was like, well, I mean, yeah, he's definitely like a real like fashion designer, but he's also sort of like, he's like the one that everyone just sort of laughs at. And I was like, okay, that tracks, that tracks. I knew there had to be some catch. So it all makes sense now. That is what I learned from a single person in fashion.

Yeah, it's like fashion for Miami influencer types. I mean, they have Lisa, they have Lisa and Larsa to walk in it. So what more do we need to know about this... Philip Plyne man? I would never fit into it. I'll tell you that. I would not fit into any of it. That's what I know about Philip Plyne. That's all I need to know.

So this episode is a three of season seven, episode three, and it's called the Worst Wedding Ever, which is something on Bravo that's quite a claim to make. It's actually, what's actually nice is that a lot of the wedding episodes on Bravo, people are on generally good behavior. Like usually, like we always think the wedding episodes

will be crazy and chaotic, but usually it's like they're pretty, you know, civilized affairs with like some small thing, a little wrench they may throw in there, like Cynthia's mom hiding like the, what was it? The marriage certificate or whatever it was. That was a weird one. And they got married in the dinosaur like, gal or museum or whatever. That was pretty weird. Getting married in front of a skeleton,

especially when you're marrying Peter is just, it's bad juju. Yeah, exactly. But this one was like legitimately, um, a terrible wedding reception because the fight was, it wasn't just that they were fighting. It was like a loud water flinging fight. I mean, the sort of thing that that I would be mortified if I ever did that at someone's wedding. Really anywhere in public, but especially at a wedding.

Luckily, it was the third wedding to the same couple. I was gonna say it's like the 70th wedding of Marisol, so it's okay. Yeah, exactly. So it's Marisol and Steve's wedding day, everybody. She's getting ready for her third wedding to Steve. Okay. She's getting makeup done.

I'm getting nervous, butterfly nervous. Diaz me la mera posa, sin son me es tome, go make it stop. Yeah I'm really, really excited about getting married for the 16th time on this show. Let's show a montage that she carry us through the 42 minutes that we can wrap up this episode. Look, there's me getting married on a mountain top. There's me getting married at a miniature golf course. There's me getting married at the in line to see Final Destination bloodlines.

It's just a lot of lot of weddings happening for me. I'm like in heaven right now because Steve as an angel, Steve, aren't you an angel? It's like, yeah, I'm a fucking angel. So you see, oh God, Steve. So we see Maryselle's wedding celebration and she's now dressed in black wearing an eye patch with a bedazzled dollar sign on it.

And Steve is saying, here's to my beautiful and lovely wife saying oh, I don't want anything the hacks are wedding day. It has to be Lightning strike Women are sitting at the table and gritty saying do you want to do this with a whole group of women? Do you want to do this? No, no, no, I am going to point in your face and scream at you You're not going to be bruising, okay? You're not. Oh yeah, you're screaming like a hyena. A screaming hyena.

Yes, proud hyena. I am proud hyena who could eat goat but would never do such a thing. And then Steve's just like, good lord, Dio, Smeo, am I right guys? Am I right? And Julie is like, I'm hyena, I'm proud to be hyena. Oh really? Go sit down Hyena, go sit down. Go, go, go, can sit on your words. You can sit on your words.

That's what you can do. You know what Hyenas do? What they sit down on words. Oh my God, this is the worst wedding party ever. You can put that in the trailer, Bravo. Worst wedding party ever. Soundbite. Three days earlier, Larsa's home. So Larsa's with Prest that in the trailer, Bravo. Worst winning party ever. Soundbite. Three days earlier, Larsa's home.

So Larsa's with Preston in the kitchen. And she's like, Preston, do you like realize that you like walked in like Phillip, like Plains, like fashion, like show, like in Milan, like? Like, holy like shit, like this is like huge, like, you're so lucky I let you take my spot cause he asked me first. He asked me first.

You have to really like take advantage like of the advantage of your opportunity like and like I'm excited like for your journey like. He's like, yeah, the journey is the reward. Yeah, especially cause it was my journey like that I gave up for your journey like and that was like really good like. I need to post that on Instagram.

That was like such a like a like inspirational thing I said about journey like. I love going to journeys. I always get my sneakers there. Like. Yeah, she's a total Journey's person from back in the day. By the way, he did not make up the Journey as a reward. And it's so sad that someone who posts as much on Instagram as Larsa has never heard that before.

You're looking at the wrong threads, okay? Get off the butt bleach, you know, influencer threads. I feel bad now. And get on the psychological, pop psychology threads. Why do you feel bad, Ben? You know why? Because I started off the episode just shading Philip Pline, who is, you know, whether he's a laughing stock of fashion or not, he's still like doing it. And he obviously had like lots of people there. So he's successful and he got this kid Who got to go to Milan and walk in the show and that's like so super cool and I'm sitting here being like it's Whatever. He's like not even a real designer. Like who the fuck am I to say that? Okay, this is

Gonna be a Philip line Instagram Influencer away. No, it's not even that. I just like. Philip line being upset on the freeway, listening to you this is. No, I don't care about Philip line. I'm just saying like this kid, this is a cool thing for this kid. And like, you know, we've seen kids in Bravo,

like walk literally in fashion shows at the Browns for posh and like, oh my God, I'm walking for posh and they think it's so cool. And now there's like someone who actually gets to walk in Milan fashion week with like legitimate people there and press and everything. And I'm like, whatever. It's like not even cool. I'm like, you know what? I'm going to, I'm going to take a seat for myself. I have decided to put myself in time out. Ben, please be a better person. This is watch what crap happens. So that's why people listen.

All right. Really? good people having good opinions. Good people. All right, guess what? You're a loser who walked for a loser fashion brand. I'm back everyone. Yeah, I walked for hefty children's clothes at Dillard's. You know what? Did that make me a badass in my own head?

Yes, it did. Okay, no one can ever take that away from me because I have the confidence of knowing that I was a chunky child model. So suck it, anybody has anything to say. The journey is a reward. I came up with that in 1983. Okay, so three days earlier. Oh yeah, we already did that.

Okay, so now we go to the beach and Adriana is with her new man. So she's probably renting, let's be honest. And she's like, oh my God, they were saying, he's so nice. He's so handsome. That's all they're saying. They're talking about you. Who else, buddy? Come on. I'm going topless now. Watch me walk into the ocean topless. Are you watching me? Are you watching me? And he just looks at the camera like, oh, Are you watching me? And he just looks at the camera like, oh. His teeth are kind of gritted like, oh God. He's like, why did I do this?

Now we gotta get paid up front. So now Martina and Julia are in the kitchen and Martina is like whisking batter. And Julia's like, are you making my scrambled eggs? She's like, no, I'm making banana bread for the boys. Oh, look, Martina is cooking. More than I can banana bread for the boys. Oh look Martina is cooking more than I can say for Chris Everett. Anyway I can't talk while I'm doing this I need to focus. Must get Grant's lamb and banana bread. Okay so you can't multitask?

No no I need to double everything. Must make banana bread. Martina make banana bread. When are you going to just memorize recipe? What are you, Harina? And she's like, stop talking to me. One teaspoon, two tablespoons. Oh, is it the other way? I'm just a person trying to make banana bread. So then we go to Sea Spice, Brasilea and Lounge. And it's Alexia getting out of her white G-Wagon, which we now know is fake.

So she walks in with Frankie and she's like, Oh my God, Frankie, And it's Alexia getting out of her white G-Wagon, which we now know is fake. So she walks in with Frankie and she's like, oh my God, Frankie, do you remember this place? Do you remember it? Can you still be in it? Even though you've been traumatized by being moved out of in front of? No. I'm being moved out of in front of.

I brought you to see spies to ease the wounds. So, um... You know what I'd rather? I would rather that Frankie see Spice and not see Todd moving. In front of... So, Alexia is like, I'm here to see Mariam. And by the way, when she said Mariam, I thought, I honestly, I was like, oh, it's, it's finally happening. We are going to finally meet the new housewife, but no, like this is what? Fifth episode. I mean, next week we know we're meeting her, but I was like,

it's I was like, uh, hello, when can we get the new housewife? But also just goes to show how stacked this cast is that like, they just have to get through all this drama before they can introduce someone new yet. So she goes upstairs to see Maryam, the owner of Sea Spice, not to be confused with Ice Spice. And Mariam's like, Alexia, oh God, you look lovely, my darling. Oh yeah, media, que lindo.

I love what you're doing here. I'm so happy we're going to do this for free, right? It's all for free, right? This is for free. This is so crazy. It looks like a boat, a free boat. So I want to have a surprise celebration for Marisol and Steve because they're finally going to get officially legally married

because they've been like married before, but not like legally. They did it in a drive-thru of a Sonic Burger once, but because they like the ice, you know, they like the little, the little crumbly ice, which I don't blame them, you know, that's good ice. But I was like, you should do it someplace else, you know? So they did a little golf course once, but you know, but I don't like doing that. So they don't have drinks there. So I said do it there. It looks like a boat Yeah, so they did it there then they went to Tillys did it again. It's been a fun journey for them. So Alexia is saying that this be a big surprise. Okay, she was oh

Oh my god, so many good memories in this bar. Remember all the good memories. This is where I met Todd. And then I think Alexia was trying to cue up some sort of like flashback sequence. All right, producers, show us how we're in love. Show how the star is in love with Todd. Do it, no?

Okay. Alexia, who hates making things about herself, is like, you know what? I'm gonna throw the wedding party for my best friend in the place that I met Todd. So I can say, Oh my God, I'm so happy for you, but this is where I met Todd. This is where I met him. You guys keep me strong. Keep me strong. Okay. I think I picked C-Spice because like I'm a masochist and I like to torture myself holding on to those members with Todd. But like I've also had like a lot of money and naughty nights with Marishol at Sea Spice by the way. And oh well you know Peter he also comes here because

he's an artist and this is a place for artists. So like a lot of memories and masochism here. So Miriam's like oh my god I always tell everybody my yacht's bigger than your yacht because it looks like a yacht in here right? And then you have the beautiful downtown skyline look at that. And sometimes I tell people like, Hey, my downtown is bigger than your downtown. Cause like I got downtown on my window. Am I right? It's like crazy. You guys, my downtown brings all the boys to the yard. Am I right? And Alexis is like, Oh, this views, this is perfect for Marisol. I mean, I am so glad that Marisol is going to get to stand here and look with both of her eyes at this beautiful view.

So, um, we see the view, you know, what's going to make this great perfect for Mary soul depth perception, being able to really see how far away she is from all the buildings and how far away all the buildings are from each other. It's just really going to be so wonderful for her. So the tables are in the shape of surfboards. She's like, Oh my God, I get it. Because it's like a boat. That's so funny. That is so funny. A yacht that carries surfboards. It's like being on a yacht and all the passengers are surfboards. It totally makes sense. So she's like, well, this is great because I've never been to one of her weddings, like whether

it's the first one or the 19th one, like I need to celebrate her, okay? Because like I've never seen a wedding, okay? They've always happened outside, outside of my eyesight. So we see her weddings passed and Stephen married Sol at their Mexican wedding. Then a clip of Mary Sol in a black evening gown of Stephen at some Scottish castle. And they didn't even go over the other weddings on the show.

Do you remember that one in her first year where she's like, I'm marrying this guy. We're so in love. We're going to get married on us. On the Alps. I just want to get married. I'm pretty sure it was the same guy that Adriana just went on a date with to the beach. Like they like exactly the same if memory serves. And they went all the way up to the top of that mountain and they were freezing and the priest was there and he was freezing. And I was just like, what is happening here? It was a whole storyline. It was a whole thing. And I remember every time we had to stop

and do that storyline, it was the worst thing ever. It was, it was a lot. Cause so it was very different back then than the, in the original run of the show, Mary so was nothing like she is now. She came up with this personality for this show, like this persona. And it's so funny, but back then she was really boring and mousy and never said anything. And she was like very serious and she would be like always about to cry.

And like she was actually like terrible casting joys back then. But she basically was kept around because her mom was so entertaining. Yeah, and then she kind of stole her mom's personality and she's made it work. You know, bless her. Yeah, it's much more entertaining. Yeah. And then she kind of stole her mom's personality and she's, she's made it work. You know, sometimes it just takes a decade, you know? Yeah. So then, um, we see a flashback of five months earlier because Alexia is like, Oh my God, it's been so hard. Am I right, Frankie?

Don't make Frankie talk about it. He's very traumatized. And Frankie's like, yeah, it's hard. Mommy, please don't cry. And she's like, oh my God, I gotta help Franky because you know why? Because we're on the boat. Like where I met C-SPICE-TARD. Oh. Oh, Maryam, let me tell you something like this

because I want to tell you something. This is so difficult. The last thing I want is for Franky to have to live this all over again. But I got home and everything was missing and he had moved him and all his daughter out and he even took the shampoo from the bathtub in front of Frankie right there in front of Frankie and Frankie's like, Oh, and Julia, I guess Julia's there.

She's like, Oh no. Oh, cause it was a flashback. It was a memory. Yeah. Took everything. And Frankie's like, yeah, Todd, don't mind me. And she's like, well, you know, who's missing out? It's not you.

It's Todd. And she's like, Oh my God. But you know, it's a lot because like, thank God I have like Frankie because it's like, well, you know who's missing out? It's not you. It's Todd. And she's like, oh my God, did you know it's so loud? Because like, thank God I have like Frankie because he's like my angel. Like does he stop furniture from being carried out of the house? No, not really. But you know, like does Frankie like make sure

that my shampoo is stolen from the bathroom? No, not really. By the way, Frankie, why didn't you stop him from stealing my shampoo from the bathroom? Do you know how expensive my shampoo was? Oh my God. Frankie knows what's going on. Just because he can't express himself the way a lot of us can express ourselves,

like, for instance, the way I express myself so well, you know, his comprehension is there and he's very intuitive. Okay? So, like, for instance, when he felt like the shampoo was missing, he went to the bathroom and guess what? He was missing. He was taken. Yeah, you know, listen, here's who knows about it.

Larsa, Gertie, Julia, Kiki. They all know about it except Lisa, but you know what? Lisa doesn't answer her phone, okay? So how is Lisa gonna know? You know what I mean? Lisa didn't even say, oh my God, your hair doesn't smell like strawberries today.

I mean, come on, Lisa, like are we friends or not? You know? So then- You know what? Let's call Lisa. Why don't we call Lisa right now and see what happens. I'm sure it'll be a good phone call. Lisa's like, hello? Oh my God, I'm calling you Are we friends or not? You know, so let's call Lisa. Why don't we call Lisa right now and see what happens. I'm sure it'd be a good phone call.

Lisa's like, Oh my God, I'm calling you because I wanted to invite you to Mary's son and Steve's wedding. Did you know they're getting married again? I mean, I hope I have shampoo. So Lisa goes, this goes, I'm in Canada right now. And Alexia goes, Oh my God, don't tell me your father passed away. Oh my God, please don't tell me your father passed away. Who says that? Oh my God, please don't tell me your father died. I don't know why. Because this is how they are on the show every time they get in the...

Oh, don't tell me, don't tell me your father passed away. Don't tell me your father died. Because imagine she said, no, no, no, he's fine. It just one of those things like, I don't know, I kind of feel like it's up for Lisa to be the one to say it. It was funny. If it's just fun, she's like, Oh my God, no. And then she slams her phone on the table. Like, why are you hitting your phone on the table?

And only this, like, how is it that this show two times in a row, not in a row, but like how, how is it that this show manages to have a wedding and a funeral at the same time? Like this, this is the second time it's happened. Oh, that's true. Yeah. Yeah. And it just matters. The show does too. The show is wild, I'm telling you, it's wild.

So she's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. She's yeah, well, he was unconscious. So I didn't even get to have a moment with him. I still got some selfies, you know, but you know, it's rough. She's like, oh my God, it's so rough. She's yeah. Well, just know that he's in heaven right now and he's watching you and he's saying, why aren't you on a boat right now? That's a restaurant. And oh my God, is that a restaurant? Does it float? You know, Oh my God, I recognize this restaurant. It's the boat that Alexa met on. Oh my God god, tell your mother thank you for thinking of me.

And if he sees any narcs there in heaven, I want them to say to them, good, I'm glad you're dead because you all should die. I wonder if she even understands that means narcissism because Alexia is has been against narcs since our first marriage, you know. It did really drive me crazy that Marisol was like, it's another narc. It's like that's narc is a different thing. It's a different thing. Marisol. It's a different thing in Miami for sure. We acting bad, bad, bad, bad to bet that that that that hurt nobody. For decades he was untouchable.

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determine who gets to be a parent and who must give their child away. Follow Liberty Lost on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. We go to Maryselle's house and she's getting her makeup done. And she's like, all right, you know what? Some people call this getting their makeup done. Some of us call it re-adobing the front of the house. You know what I'm saying? Go ahead, mix the cement. You've got to mix it first.

Don't just put it on my face. It'll clump up. This, me, something. Get this bag over here. Get this bag over here. Cement you've got to mix it first. Don't just put it on my face. It'll clump up the old man. Oh son I'm gonna get this back already Yeah, just put a cactus in front of me in a mailbox and I'll be a house Alright, well, I'm just so nervous today guys. It's like for reals and for reals You know this wedding's gonna be good because I just talked to my new morale just Kelly flashback flashback So I had a couple of friends that lived here Kelly and we were all hanging out by the pool and some guy comes

To look at the house some guy am I right and Steve over here? That's what I'm trying to say Kelly Come on keep up Kelly, so I guess I left my swimsuit at the pool And then my friend calls me and says hey the new owner found your swimsuit you're following Kelly and the next thing I tell him you got a text about the swimsuit. He's like, come on soon. Like, why don't you come on Friday? Come Friday night. And then I didn't have to leave for three days.

So, okay. So since you're a numerologist, what does swimsuit plus swimsuit plus new house mean? This is a wild story. So she sold her house to Steve left her bathing suit, went back to the house to pick it up and fuck Steve at her house and then stayed there. Just like, it's just like I never left, literally. I just felt like the numerologist was like, so I deal with numbers and this story

I can't do anything with. Why are you telling me this? So they're picking the perfect outfit to wear on the motorcycle because they're gonna ride the motorcycle to City Hall. And she's like, we're real nervous because there's a lot of money on the line between the two of us. You know, we're nervous.

Yeah, a lot of money. And oh God, by the way, did you find out Lisa's father passed away? Oh, it's terrible. But she's going to bury him with a Philip blind sunglass, so it'll be nice. Anyway, I don't know what happened. I just heard he'd been in the ICU. By the way, not only do I see you, I see Spice. We should go back to see Spice someday.

Anyway, it's just so weird just sitting there getting married and Lisa's gonna bury her father. I mean, what are we, two seasons ago? Okay, life is quite the cycle. Speaking of cycles, we're gonna get on that bike of yours or what? Come on now. So they take the hog down to city hall and she's like, I've written his hog before, but not as not the orange one. I'm gonna cry. This is serial. Okay. This is Sadio. Oh my

God. I'm so nervous. And he's like, don't cry, you're too pretty. She's like, life is short, especially for us, am I right? So, you know, that's what we're doing, you know, it's just like, just with mom and dad could be with me.

And then we see a clip of her mom just being like, do not marry stupid people. And we also see her dad, who I forgot that we ever met. And Marisol's like, look, when they couldn't speak for themselves or take care

of themselves, they had me and my brothers, but I don't have any children. So Steve and I decide with that, what we need to do is we need to be able to access each other's funds and maybe they're children. You want to call me mom? No? Okay. And take care of each other, protect each other and make decisions for each other. Cause we know we're going to be together forever, or at least another season or two. So that's just something we need to do that's legal in the state of Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida, Florida So they get married and then they ride around on their motorcycle with her wedding veil. So romantic. So I liked it. You know what's crazy? I actually really enjoyed this entire sequence.

I couldn't believe it. I was like, it's another Marisol wedding. It's a stupid thing. It's sentimental. I actually really liked it. I like in a weird way. I really liked that they found each other. They had this low key sort of situation with the motorcycle and they just thinking about

like, listen, we're getting old. We need someone to look after each other. We need to do this. I don't know. I kind of got me a little bit. Hmm. Well, I did appreciate that they did the third wedding right and didn't force everybody into hell. You know what I mean? Like she didn't do the, oh my God, I'm going to have a big TV wedding and then we have to do all the thing and that's me a whole season. And then everybody else, we have this a story. I'm glad it's just like, we're doing it at city hall. We're doing it for each other's money.

The end. You know? I thought it was lovely on like Philip blinds fashion show. Yeah, I'm not sure who did you just read a comment or something like Ben's mean. No, no. I literally, like, you know what I love life people, the elderly. I love dolphins. You guys I've adopted a dolphin.

I've adopted is a Miami dolphin. A frown. Um, this good person Thursday, bring back my husband. No, I got sentimental. I got sentimental with their, their little wedding thing. I don't know. For some reason it just sort of, when she said, you know, life is short and we're on the other, we're on the, the other side where life is shorter. I was like, and then when she, I don't know, I got like sentimental over it. What can I say? What can I say? I'm feeling sort of nice today.

Well, I've got a place you can go to the love life cafe. That's you today. You're like, you know what? I love life. I'm at the love life cafe today. I love life. I love life. You know what I love more than life? Seeing spies. See spies. See spies. See spies. They're right in front of it. Looks like a yacht. Adriana comes in and orders from the barista and she's like, what kind of milk would you like? And she's like, um, skim, skim milk. And she goes, uh, oat milk? And she goes, no, regular skim, like skim milk, like, like from a skinny cow, you know, don't give me fat cow milk. And she's like, um, we are a vegan restaurant. She goes, oh God.

When she said skin milk and the lady goes, oat milk, I was like, Oh my God, are we in Los Angeles? But then it turns out that it was our Adriana. You didn't even know what skin milk was. She was like, what? Huh? Skin? So, uh, yeah. That is a skin.

Yeah. Adriana is like mainly vegetarian, but she loves, I love a good French sausage dating French men now. Did you hear? So and then in case you didn't get the joke the first time, she's like, I can't stop liking French blood sausage. Okay. All right.

We're like, I can't help but love French penis erection sausage. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, could I have a coffee with wiener sausage? Thank you. I love French wiener sausages only penis cock sausage coffee. Okay. Just like, will there be foam on that extra cream?

So Julia arrives. Oh, look at you. Are you texting boyfriend or goat? She goes, no, it's actually my car insurance. I didn't even clock that the when I saw it. That made me laugh so hard. She's like, No, actually, it's my car insurance. She's like, Oh, so there's like, Oh, it's a long summer. And she was like, yes, long summer. And you didn't call

me just well, you can pick up the phone too. And call me too. And she's like, Well, of course I can. But you know, I was like, why isn't she calling me? You know, I miss my friend. Everybody's calling me. How's the boys? What's happened with the boys? Congrats on the boys. You got boys. You have boys now. Hello. She's like, wow.

They are all saying things like congrats on finding boys. Now you can act like total lunatic because you don't have to be worried about the adoption process anymore. I said, Oh, thank you very much for the tip. Well, you know, I was very upset that you didn't tell me before everyone else to tell you the truth. And then we see Julia's zoom call when she's telling everybody was our journey even on that call. I think she was. I don't know, you know, Adriana, she does not. She does not like to not

be first. She's weird that she's like going through the process with you and helping you. And she brought you on to this show. And you're her best friend and you don't even call her. That's weird. It's like six people beat her to the tweet. So Adriana is like, she's like, well, I mean, Alexia already saw the boy. So maybe I was a little resentful. And I think she's actually being very honest and upfront, like, yeah, I was being petty. I was resentful.

You know, you're my best friend. And we see flashbacks of their friendship. And she's like, I feel a little disappointed because since I'd been through her with process, you know, I would have thought she told me privately, but she didn't. So Julia was like, you know, I probably should have told you before, you know? But Adriana is basically saying she feels a distance because Julia is getting closer to Alexia Marisol. Yeah, she's like, well, I have something to ask you. I want to have a boy shower for you and the boys. It's like a normal shower, but there's French sausages there. So that would be good.

And it's like, oh my God, this is so sweet. This is good. Let us hold hands now. And let me just tell you, you are the seventh best friend to me in this group. So thank you so much. Thank you. So now we go to stretch lab and Kiki and Gertie have arrived to get stretched. And Gertie is like, Oh, who's wanted to get stretched? I'm with the troublemaker over here. Oh, we're going to stretch. We're going to go to fight the stretches. And so they stretch and it's like wild and crazy. And wacky stretching scene. And so now they're doing the talking

portion. And Kiki is like, well, listen, so gurdy is like, did that feel good? Oh, my god, did you put the pulse? Oh, my god, girl, bye. What are you patting the pulse while you're stretching? Oh, my god, Goodbye. That is too much for me Like I'm gonna sit down. You should sit down. Everybody should sit down because this girl's a lot. Okay Did you see how this girl stretch? Did you see it? That was like crazy. That's a lot girl. Oh my god Yeah, and so the big thing with Gertie is that even though she's gotten through cancer, she is still carrying a lot of baggage from it. She's really insecure about her body now and she's just trying to get things like the way

she wants it and get through it, et cetera. And so she's here getting, you know, stretching and yada, yada, yada. So then Gertie and Gigi are talking and Gertie is saying that Alexia has been, it was really great all summer. She was checking in like every day on how Gertie was doing. And Kiki is like, Oh, because Alexia decided to put like a girls night to dinner a couple of days ago and you weren't invited. Basically she's like, yeah, so this person who was checking on you did not allow you

to come to the dinner. That was all about Johnny. That was all about Alexia. Yeah, she's like, and part of the problem some of the ladies are having with you is that Gertie comes across as like she's too much like extra, you know, like maybe she's this or she's that, or she's this or she's that or she's that, or she's this. Do you understand what I'm saying? And Gertie's like, huh?

Me? Extra? Okay, hold on, let me think about that. Hmm. Hmm. Me? Hmm. And then we cut back to Adriana and Julia talking. And so Julia's like, well, what have you been up to? It's like, well, actually I met with Gertie and Lisa

and Gertie was saying how things aren't good between you and her. And then Adriana was like, yeah, she doesn't understand what she's done to you. Oh, she makes it about herself. That is her ammo. And you know what? I have no time for that. I have no time for it.

No. I have no time because I have children now and it is important for everyone to realize I have children and whatever you're doing, please stop and acknowledge the fact that I have children. One of my favorite things on reality TV, especially on the Real Housewives is when people for everyone to realize I have children and whatever you're doing, please stop and acknowledge the fact that I have children. I have one of my favorite things on reality TV, especially on the real housewives is when people accuse each other of making something about themselves because always the implication is I wanted to make this about me and you made it about you.

And I can't believe you would make something about you because I'm the only one who's allowed to make it about me. That's always what it's about. And Julia, that's what Julia is doing. She's like, you didn't come onto my zoom when's allowed to make it about me. That's always what it's about. And Julia, that's what Julia is doing. She's like, you didn't come onto my zoom when I wanted to make a big announcement and that was supposed to be my moment and you didn't honor it. And you tried to make it about you. And it's like, okay, so you're all just going in circles. And by the way, is Gertie totally extra? Absolutely. Is everyone else on this cast? Absolutely.

She's no different than anyone else. Alexia was just screaming and bawling in a restaurant last week. And this week. Oh, they should all die. They should all die. Literally every week that she's ever been on this show, she's sobbing and crying. So Kiki's like, well, Julia said she had a problem

with you, something on a cruise, and you tried to get attention. She's like, oh, well, apparently my good friend Julia has been talking about me behind my back. And so Julia tells the story. She's like, well, okay, a few months back, Martina and I were invited to a fabulous cruise. And unfortunately, Martina got a little health scare. So she chose to stay home. And I called Gertie. And so Gertie sighed, she's like, and then I get a call from Julia who says, Oh my God, I need your help. Please go with me.

Please. Martina can't do it. I need you. I need you. Oh my God, please. I'm dying. Please come on the cruise. Please.

I'm dying. Do it. And she said, would you like me to come with you? Yes. And she asked me to come because she was distraught and needed emotional support. I said, I will goodify this cruise. So I went to on the cruise to support a friend. It's the basics of it all. And then she made it all about herself. The connection she would make there, the picture

she would take, and she never said, Julia, how are you? How is Martina? Not once! Not once on cruise! There were lots of things on this boat cruise, and I gave Gertie many chances. And then, I seen with my own eyes how she acted with others. I just felt uncomfortable in our company. And next time, the person I bring onto the cruise will be God. I think Gertie, I love Gertie Turner phrases. She goes, I don't know what's her deal, but trust you be me.

Whatever she's saying out there, it ain't what it ain't. I'm like, not one of that, not one section of that made any sense. And I fucking loved it. I was like, can we just narrate everything in my life? Listen, trust you be me. I ain't what I ain't. It ain't what it ain't. It ain't what it ain't. It's almost Popeye. Also, by the way, I just want to point out, Gertie actually has a job in a company and Julia doesn't.

And so Gertie going onto a cruise and trying to get clients for her party planning business. I don't think that's outrageous. I think that's actually something that you should be proud of and supporting because she's networking and trying to actually do something with her life. Well, what makes it even more ridiculous is that we find out later that this is a Captain Sandy cruise. It's one of those fucking... I love that it's Captain Sandy.

Yeah. It's like one of those Captain Sandy appearance things where people go pay to get a picture with Kat. It's like a women empowerment cruise or whatever that they were invited to go on. Captain Sandy is inviting them because they're Bravo Leopardies who will put it on their Instagram and the whole thing is about taking pictures and putting it on your fucking gram. That's what the whole event is. So to be mad that she's doing that, especially as a real housewife who married a celebrity

named Martina is ridiculous. Yeah. And Gertie has a very strong point about this, but I will wait for her to make it later on. But Gertie kind of in my mind comes up with the strongest, strongest, strongest point of all that I think is totally, there's just no way that Julia can even counter it, which is why she ultimately throws a glass of water on her. I think so. Um, Julia's like, it was cruise. We stay in beautiful suite.

She gets all Martinez messages and all the lunches and I'm sorry, all Martinez massages, not messages and all the lunches and all the dinner. And she got complimentary DVD set of some TV show called wind. I don't understand, but except this one dinner where Martina was about to go and because she didn't go, the person removed her from guest list and got it through such a fit at me.

Like, yeah, invite your friend to go on to a cruise and then you go to a dinner and you leave your friend behind and your friend just has to go to some other restaurant. That's absolutely obnoxious. And you should know better. You say, if my friend isn't on the list, then I'm not going to this dinner. And not like, see you later, have fun. I like the, oh, you can eat shrimp next to Bob from Iowa. Yeah.

And she's like, well, it's weird. I'm on a cruise for you, but then you switch it up on me and you tell me to go to the restaurant over there, which by the way, they didn't even have my reservation. And then like, I'm a seat teller. So I I feel less than and now she has the nerve to say, I betrayed her. Come on. Julia's like trying to ruin my life, like to talk shit about me. And like they don't want me to be, they don't, she doesn't want them to be on my side. And that is bizarre. It is bizarre. And Kiki is like, okay, but you need to tone it down,

you know, because I'm your friend and you got to listen to me. Like maybe tone it down because they don't like you being extra. Okay, Kiki, out of all the people on this cast, you're going to sit down and tell her she's being, you carry hamburgers in your purse. Your favorite whip out in every scene is a dildo or a vibrator. I mean, give me a break. So she's like, you're just too extra.

She goes, there is nothing wrong with my personality. And so Kiki is like there a gun in her own head. She's like, Oh my God, I'm just trying to help this lady. Maybe I could do it with a theragun to my head. We are going to work through the weeds and pick them out because I don't have time for hypocrisy. Now, let's also say that do I, Gertie is also painting herself as this person who's like, well, you know, there wasn't room for me at the restaurant.

So I went to a different restaurants and I sat there politely. You know, Gertie also had probably some meltdowns as well. Like, you know, these are two real housewives and like Gertie is not known for being chill all the time either. So I'm sure there was like, it's not all Gertie. What Gertie said was exactly how it went, but I kind of feel like regardless of how people acted, I think if we, what we know is that there was a dinner, that there was no seat for Gertie and Julia went to the dinner anyway.

I think that's just totally shitty and she should not have done that to her friend, even if her friend was having a meltdown outside. You should support your friend in that moment. Not have the chance to get a picture. But then to just dump your friend is crazy too. Like to just dump her after and then try and have her excluded from everything is really shitty, you know?

Commercials, here comes one right now. So then we go to Canada where Lisa has, you know, sad scene about her dad and stuff and, you know, we see Jodie had photos of the dad and she's saying like, even though she was late to making up with her dad, she's glad that she did, you know, and you should always make up with your dad. So then we go to the Museum of Ice Cream and Kiki is there with her daughter Summer and her mother, who's so cute. And is her mother's name Gurleen? I love that. I think so. G-U-I-R-L-E-N-E. I'm not sure how you actually pronounce that, but yeah, her mom has this nice sort of like outfit on

and everything and the daughter Summer is just like running through and all that Summer wants in life, much like me to be honest, is chocolate ice cream. And like they keep on offering her ice cream around every corner of this museum. And she's like, Chocolate. Like do you want a banana?

No chocolate. Okay, would you like to try this beautiful sorbet? No chocolate. Chocolate. No chocolate. Hello little girl. We've got something special for you just on time for this. No chocolate. And every room's like a different theme. It's this crazy place. And she just keeps going into every room. They offer something different and it's never chocolate. She's just like, can I get some fucking chocolate? Yeah, how do they not have chocolate

during any of this experience? Who's gonna get some bread to get some chocolate in this place? Like, oh, so we've got mango, banana, kiwi, sorbet, no chocolate. So then we talk about Kiki and her mom end up sitting down and talking about Kiki's father, right? So the mom's like, you know,

are you gonna talk to your dad? She's like, I don't know. I mean, look, I understand you did everything to make sure that I have an okay relationship with my dad and he's coming from 80, so I'm making a plan to see if I can pick him up from the airport or something. She says, no, you need to be, he's a father, and no matter what he might have done,

he's always gonna be a father. And she's like, he kicked me out, Mom, when I was 15. She's like, but he's still your father. And she's like, and also he treated you like crap too, Mom. And she's like, yeah, that's true, but whatever, still your father, still your father. And basically the mom is like, I don't care really she's like, yeah, that's true. But whatever, still your father, still your father. And basically the mom is like,

I don't care really what he did and what he didn't do, but he's still your father, I don't care. So she's just like, you have to have that. You must, must, must have that bond no matter how much of a dick he is. Yeah, and Kiki's like, well, after years of not speaking to him, now he's reaching out to me, which yeah, of course,

because he wants you to take care of his ass now, you're on TV and he's getting old. And so now you want somebody to take care of him and you should do exactly what he did to you and ignore him and pretend he's dead. That's what I say. I don't care if people are your family, they don't have the right to treat you like that. That's ridiculous. Boundary. So yeah, basically, but then Kiki is saying that like, you know, her daughter doesn't really know her grandfather and she does think it's important for her daughter to have a grandfather. So she's considering bringing it all together. So it's basically back to back scenes about daughters and fathers

and what you owe to those relationships and how much of a toxic relationship should you let back into your life. It's interesting. And now it's over. So now we go over to Marisol's wedding celebration. And, oh, Alexis at Sea Spice. Hello. Oh my God. Oh, okay, Linda. What? Okay. This is beautiful. Sea Spice. This is like the biggest yacht I've ever seen. And so then we see, you know, all the decorations, it's really nice. And then there's like families that's there. Marisol's brother, Tommy, who I don't know

if we ever met Tommy back in the first few seasons. I don't remember him, but it's wild because like I never would have thought they were brother and sister. Well, I mean, Marisol doesn't look like anybody in the family anymore, you know? So, she, so Marisol come anybody in the family anymore. You know? So, um, she, so Mary's all calm. Oh wait, is Mary's all there yet?

No, not yet. So Lars is like, Oh my God, Alexi, like, like I haven't like seen you since like the trip, like, like it was like so good. So what's going on with you and Todd? Like are things better? Are things like worse? And she's like, Oh my God, like last week I had a breakdown and by last week I meant earlier today as East vice, but also last week too. And the week before that, Oh my God, did I week I had a breakdown and by last week I meant earlier today as he spiced, but also last week too and the week before that.

Oh my God, did I tell you that Todd moved out in front of Frankie? She's like, you told me like, yeah, like, okay. All right. So like, let's remember that. Let's go over that again. Todd moved out in front of Frankie. Just want to get that in there one more time. So like, I'm in like emotional limbo and you know, like that, you know, I got like that

13 day notice. That's so crazy. Like, and you have to make a decision though, right? She's like, I mean, he kind of does. Like, you know, the ball's really more in his court. And she's like, is Lexia losing her memory? Like Todd is not that great. Like he's like not even hot. Like, I don't even think that like I could be waiting for my husband to tell me if we're staying together or breaking up with me. To me, that's like a deal breaker in itself. Like I'm like, isn't the first season back in the reboot, you sitting around waiting for Scotty to sign divorce papers, literally you waiting for him to

say that whether or not this is over. Oh, yeah, I guess so. I forgot that. So she's like, Oh my God, like, step like letting him like control like your heart like it's like danger like the us. And so she's like, Oh my God. So people start arriving and Julia comes with a bouquet everyone's wearing white. And they're just saying hi and all that good stuff. So then they start talking about Gertie and Lars is like, is anyone coming besides like Mary so like, and they say Gertie and Kiki is like, speaking of Gertie, she feels like Julia is brainwashing you guys. And Julie is like, oh, oh, oh, is she threatened of me?

Is she threatened of me? This is what she said to me? Oh, really? Oh, really? So Gertie walks up and she's like, hello, I'm here to party, honey. I'm here to party. And she says hi to Julia.

And she's like, oh, look at you, Julia. You look just like a friend I used to know. Ha, mwah, how are you? She's like, oh, look at you, Julia. You look just like a friend I used to know. Ha, mwah, how are you? She's like, oh, oh, really? Okay, so do you, so do you. Julia with the epic comebacks, oh, so do you. So Gertie is like, yeah, Julia's playing Betty Boop, like, oh, oh, mwah, mwah, kiss, kiss, kiss.

You know, I'm watching and I'm ready, Boop. I'm ready, bring it on, Boop. I've always wanted to beat the shit out of Betty Bo kiss. You know, I'm watching and I'm ready boop. I'm ready. Bring it on boop. I've always wanted to beat the shit out of Betty Boop. Bring it, bring it to me. So now Marisol, now she has this eye patch on with the money sign on it. And they're riding in a cab or in a car to this thing.

And Marisol, she just thinks it's like a little family dinner and she says, you know, people wake up with a lot of different things. We are dudes. My clothes are on the floor. Sometimes you might wake up. There's a parent in your room cause left the window open, maybe an iguana, crazy shit. I woke up with a stye. That was a big wind up just to say I've got a stye. And Steve's kids are there saying, Oh, it's a family dinner. Call me mommy. It'll be hilarious. Am I your mommy now? Call me your mommy.

Call me mom. No one even tries to, by the way, no one even tries to surprise Marisol cause she now arrives and she walks up the stairs. She goes, Oh, it's like a lot of people here. And they're like, should we surprise her? No, she just let her walk in. Well, Mary's soul is going to get here and there's no more food. We did that on purpose. Mary soul does not like food.

She gets very offended. So I was like, Oh my God, it's so hard to see what this past, gosh, your mommy's half blind. So this kind of half surprised her. And Kiki's like, oh my God, she has one eye. She's a pirate. Why is she a pirate? Yeah, like why is she a pirate?

Yeah, like why is she a pirate? Like a pirate like XYZ, like why are you doing that? What happened to your eye, Marcel? What did Steve do to you last night? Is it Halloween already, like? I didn't realize it was a costume party, party like I'm like Larsa. You're wearing a flesh mask right now. You're always in costume You look like you're in Mission Impossible right now. You're like Tom Cruise's fifth the mask layer, you know It's like Tom Cruise when he's just he's just putting the fingers right under the chin about to take it off So there's like a little bit of ripple under it. Yes

putting the fingers right under the chin about to take it off. So there's like a little bit of ripple under it. Yes. Oh, Alexia really nailed the guest list. I mean, I'm just so happy she forgot someone's number. Her name rhymes with an A. If you don't know what I'm talking about, blood sausages from France. Okay. So, all right. Hey, okay. Hey kids, let's try this again. You want to call me mommy? Anyone?

Okay, waiter, do you want to call me? Someone for crying out loud, call me mommy. I mean, I put this whole eye patch on and everything. Come on, can I get a little bit of sympathy around here? Steve's like, we can do step mommy maybe. He's just like step mommy. Yeah, why don't you guys call her ma? I said, ma, why do I have fat old hillbilly?

Come on, change. Funny story everyone. When I woke up this morning, Steve always wakes me up and gives me kisses. But this morning he goes, I love you wifey. And I was like, Oh, and he goes, you got a big fucking sty in your eyes. I want to get me a patch. Okay. Great story guys. Right. Okay. My day. So she's talking to Tommy, your brother, and she's like, Oh, there's this pirate patch. What do I'm channel, her brother, and she's like, oh, is this pirate patch? What, I'm channeling dad, am I right?

And he goes, oh, yo, yeah, my dad had the same growly voice as a pirate, right? Do you think that Steve looks like dad, huh? And Tommy's like, well, he's not nearly as mean as dad, that's for sure. It's like, wow, we're having like a sensitive, our dads are dead, let's like be sensitive to the story, sir. It's like, fuck, we're having like a sensitive, our dads are dead. Let's like we sensitive to the story, sir. It's like, fuck that. Am I right?

Marisol's like, OK, awkward. Do I have another eye patch to pump the other one so I can get out of here? He's like, rest in piss, dad. So the good thing is that Marisol, not only is she getting married today, but she's learning a little bit of empathy because as she walks to the table to sit with the girls, she's like, well, I have a new respect for people who lost an eye. I mean, this is very constricting. This is like when Tyra Banks put on the fat suit. Like, wow, you never know until you walk in someone else's shoes.

So Kiki asked about Milan and Lars is like, yeah, but like, we were like having a conversation about my ex and I was like, I don't want blogs to say like, my friend is like hanging out like with my ex like when he's like publicly like bashing like me like, like that doesn't like make me like feel good. Like, you know what I mean? Like, like, and then like, I want this like person out of my life, like, and like Lisa's my friend. So like you guys break up and like, I'll never speak to you again.

No offense. Okay. But like my loyalty is to Lisa. So like that really bothered him and then we got along but then like in the end he like got really mad at us and he got like super furious and Like oh my god, he got so mad like so crazy like and Julie it goes happy where his eyeballs I'm gonna show you a photo of his eyeballs. Like I just wish that like judge fabulous We're still here so I could enter this into evidence.

Like, so she pulls out the phone and she shows everyone this photo and they're like, Oh, and we see a close up of the photo. I agree with the second camp. I have to say, and you know, I love finding koki eyes and we know he's probably a big coke head because of his AC episode, last episode or whatever,

but he does just kind of look like that anyway. Only he's kind of a crazy eyed person. I mean, we see a shot of we do see him, I think again in the episode or I don't know, but I remember looking at his eyes. And his eyes are not normally as open as that. And at least in the next shot that I saw of him, or maybe I went back, but his eyelids were sort of like more normally like Dave from Garfield level. But so his eyes were definitely very big, but I didn't think it was necessarily like a damning photo.

I was like, it could just be like a flash went off. Like it's not like- Yeah, but if it's to the point where all of your friends are like, oh my God, what were his eyeballs like? Then that means like that's bad when he's got that reputation that in a, in a town that's built on Coke, everybody is like, Oh my God, what were his eyeballs? True. Thanks. Like Kiki, Kiki's like, I mean,

I've seen Jody's eyes looking crazy before, but this was a special crazy. So I guess like there, there's something to be, like if you're landing on Kiki's crazy eye radar, that's not nothing. But I kind of agree with Alexia who's like, girl, those are Jodie's eyes. That's how they look. He looks completely normal to me. And he's like, that could have been a flash issue. I mean, sometimes the flashes and you're coming and blinds your eyes and you're like, ha ha ha, especially if you like all the photographers are following you because you're coming and blinds your eyes and you're like, ha ha ha. Especially if you like all the photographers are following you because you have the real celebrity there.

But then somehow you don't have a seat at the dinner. So then Larsa just Larsa is just mad and trying to be petty. Ultimately, she's basically saying like, listen, he's controlling. That guy's like controlling of Lisa. And she's like, I love him, though. And I was like, no, because he's he's like controlling. Like, I'm concerned about her because like, I love him though. And I was like, no, cause he's, he's like controlling. Like I'm concerned about her.

Cause like, I think he wants her money. Like, uh, everyone's like, what money is that? Again, it's like her dad's money. Did her dad have money? And she goes, but like access, you know, because like, she'll never even get on a like call these days, like, like a business call without him on the phone. And then we see a flashback where Jodie's like, in the limo, Jodie's like, you didn't sign that deal properly,

you need to send those deals to me because you're like missing stuff. And it's like, okay, you're right. But maybe he's just helping her because she's Lisa. You know what I mean? Totally inept. She is not, I'm sorry. People seem to forget their own storylines on these shows.

Lisa got with Jodie because Jodie is the one with money. Last year they were, they were saying that she was only with him for his money and this year they're like, he's using her for her money. He doesn't really have money. So like she, that's why Jodie is there because he's wealthy. And I think that Jodie being like, Hey, so remember how you sent in that contract, but there were errors all over it.

Yeah, next time send it to me. Remember I said, don't send it, because there might be errors. I don't think that he's like trying to control her. I think he was trying to make her not look like an idiot in business. That's what it seemed like, but you know, I don't know. We haven't really seen enough of Jodi

for me to have any idea. So he's like, so he's a gold digger, and Gardi's like, oh my God, how did you and Lisa ended? What happened? Did you fly on the same flight? Did you say goodbye? Like how did it happen? Did Captain Sandy say bye to you or did Julia tell her not to? Like, tell me that. I left like, Oh, did you invite her tonight? Oh, well, you know, Lisa's father passed away. So Lisa's in Canada. I called them up as Oh my God, I hope I'm not in the middle of the funeral.

Oh, and it turns out that was. So I said, let me give a speech on FaceTime. And I said, listen, Lisa's father was such a good person. Unlike Todd, who left in front of Frankie. Oh, he's very sad. I don't like that Lisa, that Larsa picked this time to talk about Lisa and Jodie while Lisa's grieving her father's death. I don't think that, did L Larsa picked this time to talk about Lisa and Jodie while Lisa is grieving her father's death.

I don't think that did Larsa know this? I'm not sure. So, you know, I'm not going to defend Larsa. I'm sure she absolutely knew she knew about this. So Marisol was like, what? So they're like, well, was she even close with her dad? It was like, was she close? And Gertie's like, oh, they just made up.

They just made up. You know, it was nice. It was very nice. So now we move to the congratulations. Uh, uh, Julia just starts screaming, Mary, so congratulations on your wedding. Oh my God. Look at me. I'm cheering the loudest. Oh, three still cheering. Well, look, this is how you do it to a friend. Thank you. Thank you for showing up for my zoom call. Yes. Congratulations.

Yeah. She's being like loud and performative, probably drunk too. Like we've seen in seasons past that Julia is actually a really bad drunk. And so Gertie is like, what the hell? You know, and she's like, am I crazy because they call me too much? And yet Julia is the one being most extra of all of us. So Julia's getting another drink and Gertie starts to tell the women about their rift and about how there's like, you know, she's like, wow, Julia has a problem with me or whatever.

And Julia is just like drunk and she's like around the guys and she's like, I'm in middle of you. I'm middle of Marisol and Steve. Just kiss. Oh my God. I like watching you kiss. I'm like, Hyena? Who wants to be voyeur?

Oh, it's so like watching you kiss. I'm like, Hyena who wants to be voyeur. Oh, so exciting. Watch kiss. So she comes back to the table and Kiki's like, Julia, I think you two should really talk and she's and Gertie's like, sure. And she goes, I don't know about that. Oh, well, you want to do it with the group or are you, you do this producing. Don't do this producing. Okay.

What? Wow. What is this? What are you doing? What are you doing? Gertie is being totally chill. And Julia has her finger all up in Gertie's face. Like, like, like, and this continues like the whole scene. Julia's fingers are in Gertie's face. Like I am, I applaud Gertie for not slapping those things away because in short took a lot of willpower not to. So Julia's like, you're not clevering anything

and you're not producing anything. Okay, well how many of those drinks have you had? I am not. I don't think the answer to how many of those drinks have you had is I am not. She's screaming at her and yelling and Gertie's like, okay, we're not talking then. Okay, because you're screaming. You're like a hyena. She goes, I am screaming.

I am a hyena. I am. I am a hyena. She goes, okay, this is not the farm. This is not the farm. Okay. I am hyena. I am hyena. I have farm. By the way, I have farm. Come on, farm of hyenas come at me. Oh, you've been talking shit behind my back all summer. All summer. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You're an animal. This is not an animal farm. You're disgusting. You are disgusting. What the hell? My mother would be mortified. We see a Mama Elsa clip going, tell them, act like ladies. Look, I'm so sorry, Steve. I'm so sorry that this is happening.

Oh, what? You're in my suite at my Jacuzzi talking badly about the Lexi and talking badly about the group. Oh, animal, animal, what's happening? What's happening? There's an animal over there. Oh, I am hyena and I am proud to be hyena. Oh, you are? Go sit down, that's what hyenas do, they sit. Go sit. No, hyenas call you out, I call you out, I am to be hyena. Oh, you are. Go sit down. That's what hyenas do. They sit. Go sit. Hyenas call you out. I call you out. I am calling out hyena.

And she gets right in her face and Gertie is like, what are you going to do? Touch me? Just never, never in my life. So she's like, go sit down and be a human. And so everyone else is like watching. All the other guests are like, oh my God, this is crazy what's happening.. Yeah. And they're all just staring, just blatantly staring like this is full on like gladiator stuff. Find your words.

Find your words. Check. Do not spit on me. Don't spit on me. You're so loud as all over my mouth. Check. Disgusting, disgusting hyena animal. Non-sitting hyena.

Disgusting. All right, guys, can you sit down? Stop. This is great. Isn't it guys? I love this. All right. Everybody sit down. Just kidding. Don't do can you sit down? Stop. This is great, isn't it guys? I love this. Alright, everybody sit down.

Just kidding. Don't do it. Call each other names. I'm loving this. Oh really? She's been all summer talking to everybody else. It's just ridiculous. Oh, why do I want to talk to you?

You are so self-centered. I took you on a boat. A boat! Because you wanted to go on a boat. You begged to go on a boat. People want to go on a boat. I take to go on a boat. People want to go on a boat. I take you on a boat and you no like. Well, I just left the fucking boat.

You're the one who freaking called me, okay? And so then she's up again. Just sit your ass down, girl. Just freaking sit your ass down right now. This is not an opera show, okay? We were all invited actually in one cruise. You know, there were three itineraries. I chose itinerary one, so she couldn't make it.

And it was myself, Russell, we were on this cruise. We had the most amazing time on the cruise. And we know what this is. This is Virgin telling all the ladies, you can come on these cruises and you get like a week for your influencer cruise or whatever, I'm sure. That's what I'm guessing it is.

Cause they've got like a big thing with Virgin this year. So, Gertie already went on her cruise with Russell, and Martina and this chick chose another cruise. So she's coming back from her cruise, and Martina couldn't go on the next cruise, and Gertie's like, I don't want to go on another cruise, but if you need me to, I will. Who wants to go on a cruise twice in a row?

Nobody. Cruisers, they're fun, but they're also like a pain in the ass, you know? Well, it's also like if you're coming home from vacation, then you find out as you're unpacking that day that you have to go back out on vacation. Like we all love vacation, but there's also a mental moment where you say, okay, time to get back to real life. I can finally like take care of my things again. So Gertie is like, well, I'm literally unpacking. I'm with Russell saying, what's wrong? What's wrong? She's literally hysterical,

good friend that I am. I said, Julia, what's wrong with Martina? And she does not want to go with me now. So she says, I will tell you on the ship manipulator. And I say, okay, I'm going to go on the ship. I will go. So I literally repack. I literally repack everyone. Not figuratively. I literally put things back in. Be quiet. Be quiet. Be quiet. So I'm in the quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet. Don't you tell me you're fucking psychopath. And then she throws her drink at her.

What the hell, Julia. She, it was wild. She throws a drink at her, which also gets Kiki too. And Alexia ducks and everything. Liar, Martina had a cancer situation and Gertie. I mean, this is, this is, this is crazy. And nevermind the fact that there's all sorts of microaggressions, like just floating all over the place from Julia around this whole situation. But Gertie is now like, she's completely

wet, which is mortifying. And everyone's like, Steve's like, they're going to kick us out. So Julie's like, you're a liar. You're a liar. Martina had biopsy. I told you this on phone, you are liar. You're doing everything for your social media. And she just standing over her. So Martina had a biopsy, so you went on a cruise, A. Yes. And B, you're throwing water on the woman with cancer.

Like still going through the aftermath of cancer. You can't use cancer against a cancer person, stupid. Exactly, and that was Gertie's strongest point, which is like, if Martina has a health scare, you are the one who should have been back there and you're blaming me for it. So Gertie is saying, you know, like, what do you mean social media?

Cause I guess she, Julia's saying that Gertie does everything for social media because you never, you know, like, you know, what do you mean? Search your media. Cause I guess she, she, Julia's saying that she does everything for social media. Cause because you never, you used me, you used me for social media. You were brought onto the boat for social media. You for social media. Gertie is more famous than you. She doesn't need to use you for social media. You fucking weirdo.

Yeah. She's like, you use me for social media. You use you completely. You used me. You were using her. You said she's like, you used me for social media. You used, you completely used me. You were using her. You said, come on to this boat. I need you to come on here. And it's as evidenced by the fact

that then when you didn't need her, you just didn't even fight for her to come into your dinner that you had on the boat. Yeah, so Julia's like, all she wanted is to promote herself. She didn't, she wanted to be invited to be very special event because Captain Sandy was there. Well, yeah. So you have her go on a Captain Sandy cruise

and then have her seat filled for the Captain Sandy day. That's annoying. It's like clearly a Bravo Liberty thing. Like, yeah, it is shitty. It's like you're trying to take her out of this thing. Like you're all on Bravo. Why the fuck wouldn't she be there? That's weird that she has to sit there and wait

in some other restaurant while you're like getting on Captain Sandy's nuts the whole day. It's weird. So Julia's like, never once that she asked how Martina is feeling to me to clear, Gertie was here for Gertie. So Gertie, meanwhile, is like, well, I'm going to continue the story.

Cause she's like, I don't care that I'm wet I'm going to state my case and she goes a low class lowest class. No class now Let's get back to the problem at hand Martina has an issue She gets on the boat and she leaves Martina and that's the fucking issue and you're trying to spin it all around Don't get involved with my family You made me involved when you invited me on the ship to be with you because of martina just the same way you got a Face lit while martina was in york getting chemo. Oh My god, it's like do not deflect do not deflect and I'm like wow her face looks great I know I'm not look at yourself and realize what you're doing even though it looks very less wrinkly and she's like

Yeah, well you stupid and she's like, all you gotta say is, Gertie, I have a problem, but you waited almost a year. She's, no, I did not want to have anything to do with you. So I didn't wait. So yeah, I didn't wait to talk to you about it. I just dumped you, is what she's saying. God, Julia's really out of pocket here.

What the fuck happened to her? He really is like, wow, like really, really out of pocket. So Kiki is basically like, yeah, I'm going to leave. She's like, if I get water thrown on my face, I will say my point and leave. I wouldn't sit there and be like, bring it on. So she's like, by the way, everyone, I came in dry and I leave all wet. Thank you. Yeah, but at the same time, Kiki, why are you spending this episode lecturing Gertie

on being too extra and this and that? And meanwhile, you've got this other lady throwing drinks all over people and screaming about nothing and no one says anything to her, but Gertie's the problem. What the fuck's going on on this show? They're nuts. Yeah, it's also hilarious, but yeah, they are nuts. So then Lars is like, guys, we're not gonna fix this problem tonight,

but I just wanna say something. We're here for Marisol. So let's talk about Lisa and how terrible she is. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, thanks a lot. And Gertie's like, I feel like a pawn for sorority. Hey, so kudos, kudos, Julia. You just made the Mean Girls sorority. And then a wedding cake comes out and Marisol's like, Steve, Boom Bear, everybody has been such a magical evening, even my children, am I right? Call me mommy. Call me ma- okay. He called me ba- Hey, just one. I just want this to be over. Take off, Mike. I'm going to cry hyena tears.

And Larsa said- I just wanted her to stop. You're the one screaming at her. What is wrong with you and throwing drinks? Get her out of here. Jeez. How can a friend say those things to me? I feel embarrassed to be in for the battle for allowing Gerrity to get the best of me. I just wanted her to stop. You started it. Gerrity was like,

Gerrity was trying to start a normal civilized conversation with you and you acted like a total monster. Yeah, Julia. Wow, what an idiot. I've never seen somebody turn that, well, I mean, we've seen it multiple times, what am I saying?

But that was a really quick fall from grace for Julia. Wow, are we gonna be on Adriana's side about the fallout and their relationship? Yeah, I'm already on Adriana's side because she's just dumped Adriana too, for what? Yeah, that's how she is. She gets on a show and then she dumps everybody to hang out with the cool girls

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