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Episode Date: July 1, 2025

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My name is TJ Raphael. I'm the host of Liberty Lost, a new podcast about who gets to be a mother and the control of young women hidden behind the veil of faith. Binge all episodes of Liberty Lost ad free right now on Wondery Plus. Hello and welcome to Watch What Crap Inns, a podcast about all the crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelkerr and joining me on this cattle rustling, saw a bean growing show is

Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how's it going? Well, hello, how are you buddy? I am just dandy. We are here to talk about the premiere ish season premiere Bravo premiere series premiere, but show that already existed. McBee dynasty today. Before we get into that, just some scheduling updates. We're going on a little July 4th vacay. So we're taking off Thursday, Friday, Monday and Tuesday. So we're going to throw up some of our, uh, some, we did some episodes that we recorded along the way, uh,

some classic episodes, uh, when we're on the road. So sometimes some people have been like, where are we going to hear those episodes? Well, guess what? You're going to hear them this coming up, uh, while we're on break. But that being said, we are going to be on break. So some stuff you won't be able to hear, um, like not here, but meaning like we're not going to have a blow deck, recap next week, et cetera. So just bear with us while we take a little break. We'll be missing Miami, below deck, Atlanta won't be on. So that'll be missing. And this. And this. And McBee. So just thanks ahead of time for your patience. I just want

to take a little break. But that being said, we are here today for some McBee dynasty. Oh, and if you're new to Crappins, because you came over from the previous season of McBee or whatever, welcome. We have a Patreon, patreon.com slash watch for Crappins, where we offer, usually it's a weekly bonus episode, but right now it's like a lot per week because we're covering Love Island usually about three times per week on Patreon. Also, we do something called Crappins on Demand where you don't just listen, you can actually watch us. Every episode we do is streamed and it's available exclusively on Crappens on Demand for a week before we put it onto YouTube. So if you want to get the full Crappens experience, go to patreon.com slash watch our crap. And so we also have like a really

wonderful discord community, which you can actually get access to through our Patreon. So with that all being said, it is time to dive into McBee dynasty. So, uh, I was aspiring to watch season one of the McBee dynasty leading up to this, but then I thought, you know what? I'm going to watch this like a Bravo viewer, which is I'm going to go into this blind and I'm just going to go in starting where it's being presented on Bravo. But you, Ronnie, you watched all of season one leading up to this. Did you not? I did. I watched all of season one leading up to this, did you not? I did.

I watched all of season one, loved it. I couldn't believe it's coming to Bravo because it's not really a Bravo style show. It's not like New Hammer and all of that. It's Catboys. So I was kind of surprised it was coming to Bravo. But what a trashy, garbagey show. I loved it. I loved the first season.

I fell in love with Jesse. What a hottie. Oh my God. What a trashy garbagey show. I loved it. I loved the first season. I fell in love with Jesse. What a hottie. Oh my God. What a hottie. Jesse is the longer haired one. He's the long haired one. Yeah, he's the hottest of those brothers. He's so cute.

And then Steve's kind of cute, but he's like big Lego looking. And then Cole's like the loser brother. And now the sad thing is that the father is going to jail. He will be in jail. And that's why he's not on this season, but he was the main character in the first season.

So you missed all of him, Ben. So you'll have to watch it. Maybe one day you'll fall in love with this. You'll go watch it. But the dad's just like this. And these kids, their lives are being ruined by women's. The women's are always trying to trick my boys into being in a relationship.

The dad was cheating on the mom with Galina, who's the Russian lady running the hedge fund try and then the whole season he kept saying, yeah, kids, come on, we got to get this together. We can't have another insurance call. The insurance people are real sick of us filing insurance. Well, it turns out it's because he was filing fraudulent insurance claims up to like $4 million and his ass is going to Priz. Okay. So that's why the dad's not here. And you know, all

this stuff went down and I was like, this is definitely Bravo worthy. I mean, you've got a whole cast that could go to jail at any minute. All you really need for this show is Galena anyway, because she's amazing. She's an amazing character. So anyway, it's rambling, but loved the show. And I'm so glad to be at least covering one of them here. Who knows, who knows how this will go, but at least we're going to cover one. Tim Cynova It's so funny, because I thought this premiered on Sunday, because we got a screener.

So I watched it Sunday afternoon. And then I just, for some reason, I just thought it was premiering on Sunday. And then on Monday, I was like, I wonder how people are receiving this show because it really did not feel like a Bravo show to me at all. Not just because it has to do with like Cowboys, but it felt like Bravo shows have a certain feel and a vibe and a tempo. And this show, to me, had none of that. And so I was like, I wonder how people are going to receive it.

And I was like, wow, no one's even talking about the show. What a colossal flop for Bravo. I was like, no one how people are going to receive it. And I was like, wow, no one's even talking about the show. What a colossal flop for Bravo. I was like, no one posts anything in our Facebook group. I'm not seeing anything on Reddit. I'm not seeing anything. There's not a single tweet about this. I was like, I just did, I searched for hashtag the McBee dynasty, hashtag McBee dynasty,

everything and not a single tweet. And then I saw it hadn't even premiered yet. I was like, okay, that explains it. But yes, today I did look and people are talking about it. But yeah, so why don't we dive in on this crazy, crazy new show, but show, but it's a new show. To replace the dad, Steven, senior, he was the one who narrated everything. So they got rid of him.

And so now we have his like henchmen, the lady who does everything around the farm, Tessa, and the whole part of the first season is her going, you know, boss, you're right. Even though he was always wrong and doing illegal shit and cheating on people, she begs, I'll get what you're coming for, boss. I'll get what you're coming from. Man, let's take care of the children. Because that's what she calls all these grown men. So now the new narrator is Tessa.

And she's like, it all started with one man's dream. This man, Steve McBee, all he wanted was to be a patch of Missouri farmland that no one could ever take away from him and his sons, the children. But they set their sights on building a billion dollar industry, only problem was they were growing too fast. the children, but they set their sights on building a billion dollar industry. Only problem was they were growing too fast and they took on a potload of debt. And then we see a flashback from last season where the dad is like, if we don't

make it work, they'll take my hot, my house, your house, everything we own. And then Steven jr. Is like, we'd rather die than watch this place go down. So then Tess is like, the boss man cooked up an idea to save the farm by investing a hundred million of venture capital into the car washes. And so his big plan was, okay, in order to get venture capital. So first of all, what he does is he'll buy a lot of stuff and then he'll add that to what he owns and then he'll say, okay, well, my estate is now that I've got all these new tractors, my estate is worth $20 million. So then he'll get a bigger loan and then he'll buy more shit and say, okay, my estate is bigger. So now he keeps like building up all of these loans. And so because he didn't have enough of a thing to get a hedge fund, I don't even think he knows what a hedge fund is, to be honest, because he thought, oh yeah, we got this venture capital thing coming up. So here's, we got a

venture capital hedge fund thing. We better be nice to Galena. Am I right? And so hedge fund is obviously a go fund me for planting bushes around your farm. It's a hedge fund. Right. Well, he had no idea what it is. I still don't think he knows what it is. And so he was okay. So the lady was going to be running the hedge fund is Galina, right, the Russian lady that works there. But he's also fucking Galina. But then he's also cheating on Galina on camera with multiple people. Like, one other lady, he's going on dates with it and all this. And then he's cheating on her with this young girl in Nashville. I mean, he's cheating

all over the place. Like she's never gonna find out. And Galina loses her shit every single time. So she's the one in charge of this hedge fund. And because they didn't have enough, they decided they'll open all these car washes, right? So they open up all the car washes, and now people are like, well, okay,

but you've just had these car washes for five minutes, we're not giving you a hedge fund. And so at the very end of the season, of, okay, but you've just had these car washes for five minutes, we're not giving you a hedge fund. And so at the very end of the season of season one, Galina finds out they are not giving us the hedge fund money. And he's like, what? I can't believe it. This didn't work out. So the dad goes on the run, because now he's fucked. He's taken out all of these loans, he's filed all this insurance fraud and all this stuff to keep going. And now he's not going to get this a hundred million dollars. So he literally just got in his truck and ran away.

Wow. You know, I feel like the last people on Bravo to lean into car washes were the Manzos and that didn't really work out so well either. So I think like if your reality star car washes are not the way out. And also- It's not every day that a hundred million dollars goes walking out that their door. They bet their own firm money. Unfortunately, they lost poor old boss man. He took it harder than anyone. Hell, he just skipped out and had out of town. Now it's time for the oldest boy to take the reins

and all the hell that goes with it. Yeah. Also the other people that really jumped into car washes was Breaking Bad to launder all the drug money. So that's the first thing I thought when I saw the car washes. I was like, guys, this has been done and we all know it's a criminal enterprise. Okay. So we know. So now after Tessa gave a whole backstory that included the stuff, everything you said, then

we go to Gallatin, Missouri, where Tessa and the employees are in the kitchen at the McBee farm. So, we see Cole. Oh, this was funny to me because I feel like after she does her whole intro, we then sit through five minutes of watching the stars of this show with their backs to us because it's like we cut back and forth between like Cole and, um, Steve Jr. washing dishes and Steve Jr. is cooking something at his stove and Cole's washing dishes.

And it's like two cross cutting scenes of these two guys. They're literally their backs to the camera. I was like, this is a great start to the show. Love this. Excited to meet the stars here. It's reality. So Cole, Cole's the youngest brother and he's the biggest loser. Like he's really dumb and he's not hot, right? Cause the other two brothers are hot as fuck. Like one of them's from Joe millionaire, that's Steve.

And then Jesse, I mean, Jesse's just hot as hell. Like everybody loves Jesse. And then you've got Cole with his tiny little mouth and he's like, I should win this farm. I'm not the best around at the farm. Nobody trusts me with shit. I mean, that guy knows money sure, but I know how to clean a horse." And they're like, oh yeah, it's not really about cleaning horse, bro. And so he's always trying to undermine his

brothers. But he's the biggest loser. And so he went off and like gained a ton of weight. And I don't know, he had the big one of the biggest season two changes, but he's also the biggest shithead. So it's kind of nice to see him not doing great. There's like a dust up about how he was on Twitter, thrown around the F word for years, years and years. Like shut up, you liberal F word. Shut up, you liberal F word. Oh yeah, that does not shock me.

Yeah, so I'm glad he got fat. That's what you get, Cole. I mean, it's from 2000. Where does a lot of calories, okay? Now, it was all the way back in 2017, so I will allow people to grow and change, but I have a feeling he probably has not. So, we either at the kitchen-

But he's supposed to be like this, Ben. So they use the clapboard in front of his face for his interview, and he goes, did DJ Khalid use that? Oh! It's like his only point of reference. Yeah, he's like hip hop. Am I right? He it's about to start getting real busy around here. First of all, we're going to get into fall calving season on the farm where the cows have their babies. And you check them every day and you make sure there's no complications. So we like to

call it cow ER. You know, we play the music and then we say, I need 10 seeds of milk, stat. And then we milk the cow. It's fun. Yeah. You know, we have calving season. We want to make sure those cows are healthy before we kill them and eat them. So, and Jesse's like, yeah. And at the same time, the farm has a harvest season. It's coming up here pretty quick. And so, you know, they're explaining harvest season, whatever that means. And Steve's like, yeah, and fall harvest season, that's the most important time because we've got $6 million payment that's due by November 1st. And if that doesn't happen, the world is going to sink in on itself and we're all going to die.

Yeah. So then we see Steve Jr. and his girlfriend, Kala, and they're working outside. And Kala's like, last year, Stephen and I made it Instagram official. A lot has happened since then because Stephen and I have been through a lot of ups and downs. And so we see flashbacks of all the stuff they went through last season. And she's like, we've gone through a lot together, but we love each other. And the only times we really ever had major issues is when other people get involved. And then she spends the rest of the season, the rest of the episode complaining

that other people didn't get involved in their life. Truly. Okay, so her backstory is she met Steve Jr. on Joe Millionaire and she was a contestant and I guess she won with him or something. So that's how they met. So she's long distance, but he, last season, he's like, you literally cannot meet a man where,

or meet a woman where I live. There's no women, there's like men. And then everyone who's here is married. Like there's nowhere to date. If you go on Tinder, there's literally no one. So I have to stick with this chick who lives in like Nashville or some shit. So it's very romantic.

He's like, I stay with Cala cause there's literally no one else. So the dad hates Cala because she's like, I stay with Calla because there's literally no one else. So the dad hates Calla because she's like a strong independent woman. And the dad thinks women are just trying to steal his children from him. Like the dad wants to just go out and party with his kids and get, you know,

get laid everywhere they go. And the women get in the way, but Calla is not going to stand for it. But then also Calla gets super wasted and like tells everybody off. And so the dad thinks that she's not enough of a lady for his men. Meanwhile, he's fucking three people at the same time. It's fucking. Yeah. Okay, so that's Alice thing. So now she's super upset, but we'll find out later. So now we go to Cole and his girlfriend, Casey, who

I normally like, but she's she's trying me today. Hmm. Yeah, because she's pregnant, right? She's their pregnant girlfriend. Well, she's not trying me because she's pregnant. Sorry, I didn't mean it that way. I'll hit that pregnant witch. She's reproducing women. They just want to trap you and have babies. So they're just like cleaning and talking about having a baby and Casey's like, Cole and I weren't talking about having children and the baby was unplanned, but we're both very excited. In fact, the doctor, well, we

had an ultrasound and the doctor said, if you listen closely, you can hear the baby using the F word already. So we're just so proud. She's like, this is all I wanted since I met him. But you know, I just, ever since I've met him, I knew I loved him. Casey, you are such a fucking liar. That is not true. She told the story of when they met last time. They met with a group of friends and he was kind of a wuss and didn't do anything. And then they saw each other a few months later and like he made a move or something. But it was never like, I just knew I always loved him.

But now she's pregnant. So she's changed her story. It's like, it's a love story for the ages. So Cole's saying, yeah, but you'll be doing most of the feeding though. And the last few weeks they've been really feeling up. I think something looks a little different. She's like, free boob job. He's like, no, I was talking about the cows. It's calving season coming up. I think they're going to have a bunch of calves.

Can't we just latch that baby onto a cow and watch it go? When I met him back in 2019, that's just always what I wanted. When I first met him, I said, I knew I loved him. And though through the last six years, I've never seen myself with anyone else. Like literally there's no one else for me to choose from. So I literally can't see myself with anyone else. Like I literally, I cut out my picture and tried to attach to someone else's photo and it was just a picture of grass. I was just sad. So it just took us a long time to figure it out. That's all. Now did I end up with the tiniest mouth hole, no-lift motherfucker on this family? Sure. But you know what? You take what you get. That's what I always say. I'm going to name

my kid Settle. Settlin. Settlin' me to be. Does he sort of look like Meryl Streep doing some sort of very strange farm role? Perhaps, but I kind of think that's attractive. He's like, yeah, I mean, we're going to have a kid, Jesse and Allie are getting married this year. You got bigger boobs. Things are crazy. Faggito burrito.

Come on, Cole, we're on TV. That's what me and Khalid would say. So now we go over to Jesse and his fiance, Ali. They're bringing in horses and Jesse's like, what do you have going on this week? She's like, dress fitting for the wedding. Oh yeah, have our invites been sent out? No, do you have Cal on the list?

Yeah, so this is very much this couple, not even having wedding invites. I believe that. So we go back to Steven Jr. He's cooking eggs in this towel and is there in the kitchen with him. And he's like, I'm excited for this barbecue. We're going to play volleyball, swim in a lake, have fun. And it's important because we run this town, you know, and it's important to keep the town not resentful at us because you know,

if they are, and we're not going to be able to pay that $6 million, everything's going to fold in on the top, we're all going to die. She's like, Oh my God. It's like, you're going to talk to the girls. And she's like, I don't know. Like, I don't know if I even want to initiate a conversation because like my sister died and like no one even texted me. Like, what the fuck? Like that's bullshit. My sister died and no one can even text me. Yeah. So she does tell the story. Her sister, she was really close with her. They sleep in each other's beds most nights and then she died and she was struggling with addiction and you know, uh, and then she was, Cala was upset because she got texts from like people who she's known for like

having, hasn't even talked to in five years, but then her potentially future sister-in-law's wouldn't even text her, which I think is pretty shitty. So she's like really mad. Mad at the girls. Well, until we find out why later, but I still think it's shitty. You know, I still, it's pretty shitty. So he's like, well, I talked to my brothers about it and they didn't know what to say.

You know, they just didn't feel like you were very approachable. You know, it's very important if you want people to be there for you when your sister dies, you need to be a more approachable person about it. Okay. If you want to be hugged, you need to be huggable, Kella. Okay. This is your fault. Then we go back to Jesse and Allie and Jesse's like, well, I do regret not texting her. I wish we, I wish we would have now. And now he's like, I agree. She's like, yeah. I mean, he's like, yeah, looking back on it, I thought it was the right thing to just stay out of it because I didn't think she wanted to hear from us. You know, she's like, mm hmm. Yeah. I only have no interest in texting her. You can just tell.

She's like, I'm fine with that. And I like that he wishes that he did the bare minimum too. He's not like, Oh, we should have called her or sent her flowers or let her know that we were there for her. He's like, I guess we could have just sent a text. So then back to Steven, he's like, yeah, you know, this tension between Casey Ali Kalla, listen to all those names, Casey Ali Kalla, okay? It puts me in the worst place possible,

literally between a rock and a hard place because I'm the leader of this family now. And Kalla's like, I mean, they could at least reach out and be like, oh my God, I'm so sorry for you, like Jesus, but like, I'm not going to beg somebody to be a decent human being to me. Well, you meant the right family, because they're not going to do that for you. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crapp and commercial.

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or not talk to her. But the last thing that we knew is that they were broken up and she moved back to Texas. So Stephen told us not to speak to her anymore. So it turns out Stephen had told everyone not to. So this is like, so this family too. Stephen tells everybody not to speak to her and he's the boss now, so they don't speak to her.

And then Stephen's acting like, well, they just didn't know what to say about it, honey. Instead of saying, I told them they couldn't speak to you. You see, fucking liars. Every guy in this family is a big liar, by the way, except Jesse. So then Cole, back to Cole, he's like, yeah, I mean, at the end of the day,

you ain't DJ Khalid if you're not DJ Khalid, am I right? And it's up to you to do what you wanna do. I'm not gonna support you obviously in our kid, but you know, I do wanna keep my relationship with my brother, So you better make up with, with Cala. Okay. You better do it. Well, I never, I never asked you not to do that. Why are you saying that? It's like, well, do what you want. I said a million times, I fixed things and I never, I never said anything that anything mean. I never came at it either. And then before, now you want to make me feel

like this. Why are you doing this to me? He's like, no, I know you haven't said that. It's like, I know, but you act like I'm the one that's doing it. You're the ones making me feel bad. Yeah. Because of course these fucking guys are like, hey, Steven doesn't want you calling, calling Callis. Don't do it. And they're like, okay. And then the second call is back in the picture.

They're like, man, the girls are bitches, aren't they? God, blame it all on the girls. Yeah. And he's like, yeah, yeah, are bitches, aren't they? God, blame it all on the girls. Yeah, and he's like, yeah, I just don't want to lose my relationship with my brother because you didn't text Kala. And she's like, but wait, I didn't, you told me not to text her. Yeah, exactly. He's like, so I'm going to lose my relationship

with my brother by going behind his back and taking out a $2.5 million loan on some land. He's like, look, you did nothing wrong, and I don't want you to get stressed out like this. You're a woman. Okay. You don't understand things in life. That is your role.

And it's just a bunch of dumb drama. It's like women drama, honestly, if you think about it, but it's between the men, which is strange and it's really because they break up all the time and they can't fix their own relationship cows are for milking, not for fighting. Okay, honey. It's like, I always say, it's like, she's got really bad pregnancy hormones because the first year Casey said nothing.

I think she said, she would be like, hey, Steve's or Callie told us that Steve gives her like $10,000 at a time. Y'all better start giving us some money. But other than that, she really never said anything. And this is the most line she's ever had in a row. I can't believe it.

I really miss the baby. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.

I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.

I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. start harvesting everything. So let's get right to it. She's like, yes. I'm like literally starting to have panic attack over our yields.

I'm having panic attack over yield. Okay. I go to bed, I think yield. I wake up in the morning, I think yield. I cannot go to the bathroom without thinking yield. He's like, yeah, well. Intersections, I don't think yield. Ironically. Intersections, I don't think yield. Ironically. Intersections, I don't think yield.

All righty, everyone. Well, in the financial state of the farm, we are leveraged at, we got close to $7 million in debt between payroll, meat facilities, seed fertilizer, fulfillment center, moisturizer, vehicles, fuel, repair, cattle, utility, towels, insurance, little cute, you know, seasonal decorations that you get at Target from the Joanna Gaines section. Bought a lot of those, medicine, attorney, insurance, little cute, you know, seasonal decorations that you get at Target from the Joanna Gaines section. Bought a lot of those. Medicine, attorney, wow, it just, it all keeps me up at night.

Okay, we could lose our entire company immediately. Here's what we're going to focus on. Meat. That's it. Meat. I'm letting thousands go. I'm letting go of thousands of acres. Ranching is at an all-time high for cattle prices and that's where we need to be going mate. So then we go to Jesse Cole and Jake, who's a farm hand, who I think is a meth head, I'm not sure. So then Jake's like, we get, no one alleged that, I'm just going off face.

So Jake's like, yeah, we get big, big, big bad Steven up here instead of at the gym. Look at that, someone's coming to work instead of working out Wow Big brother look at him coming to work. Are you sure? Are you sure you don't want to do some squats big boy? And calls like well, he's too busy to work, you know, don't you know he's got to get his lifts in He can't be building fences on the farm rides like whale boys i got news for you i think he dropped a big big chunk of the farm we already dropped weller and myelin and mysville and mercer miller and malham and watermelon watermelon county dropped and i'm assuming you probably are not aware

of that yet are you cole and cole's like well yeah steven's plan ain't as bulletproof as what he thinks you guys he's selling off your the stuff because your dad filed fake insurance claims and you have to pay back the government. I'd love that they're, that all of them are like, fucking Stephen and his working out and his hotness. He's just had to ruin us all. So we see a flashback of all the brothers in the office and Stephen's just like yelling at them.

He's like, the plan to escape here is we're going to call it, get the fuck at the farming and we're going to focus on the meat company and the cattle. And I know that there's going to be growing pains. I know it, but we're getting the fuck out of farming. And you can believe me guys, because I've got a white board, the white board. Look, I'm writing this down. Fuck farming. Okay.

I'm circling it and making a pyramid. What does it mean? Nobody knows, but meet me, okay? We have a plan because I've drawn a very simplistic bar graph. Okay, first bar shows like smiley faces, how happy we are. Second bar shows pecan pies.

How many pecan pies are we gonna make for Thanksgiving? Third bar, debt. Notice it's down. It's the negative one. That says we owe $7 million. So now we got a plan. That bar chart was so fucking funny. He's like, look, this is us doing good.

Happiness, whoa, doing bad. It's all the way down. You understand now? $7 million in debt, it's below the line. See, that's bad. So that's closer to hell. Yeah, back to the car wash, Stephen's like, yeah, I mean, our payments for all the loans we got, I mean, by the end of the lines, that's bad. So that's closer to hell. Yeah, back to the car wash, Stephen's like, yeah, I mean, our payments for all the loans we got,

I mean, by the end of the year, we need to have 6 million in the banks by November. And Galina goes, oh yeah, a minimum, a minimum of that, you know? And the crop prices, they suck. And you know, the thing is with cattle operation, we're not trapulated, and we're not trapped into regulated price.

We can charge based on our quality. You know, you have a prettier cow, it goes much better than for ugly cow. That's just it. So I say we give lip injections to the cows. We calla up the cows, we can make more money. That's just it. It's simple math. Yalina is part owner for all of our companies because of everything she does on the financial

side. I need her now more than ever because crop prices are crap. We should just call them crap, crap prices. So then we go back to Cole and he's like, oh yeah, boss Steve and greatest thing on life to run everything. He knows everything. Steven just sees numbers for up to him and there was money somewhere else. He would get rid of the farm and a heartbeat. I was like, well, the farm's set at $6 million in debt. So yeah, I think that sounds like a pretty good idea. Maybe get rid of this farm.

Wow, Stephen thinks he can run a business by only thinking about numbers? Yeah, stupid. I think he's supposed to be thinking about. So then Tessa pulls up her truck to Steve's house, Steve Senior's house. This is the dad's house. So now we see Masha, who's this new blonde and she's driving a Porsche,

which they are sure to get five closeups of different angles of the Porsche logo on this car. And so Tessa's like, whoa, I'm gonna put this as kindly as I can. Boss man, he traded in last year's model for a new one Tessa's loving this by the way Yes, she is really loving it. And so Masha's like hello Tessa and she's like now this this is not the place to wear heels You got to take those heels off Russian City lady and she's like no, I know I noticed that gravel very strange. So

Tessa's like I mean I started to laugh but it's just you can't make this stuff up so they bring she brings Masha into this house this is Steve Senors house the big house and she's like I can't believe you're coming to the farm in this attire you're gonna ruin the meals in 2.5 seconds now the boss is out of town and he said I was supposed to bring you in here, so here's the key, here's the key to the house. Now you understand, this is a light switch, to turn lights on and off, you turn it up, to turn it on and down, to turn it off, you understand that?

Masha's like, yes, I've been in the house before, I understand. Light switch. Child, I hope you know what you're doing coming up in here. This is dangerous territory, Hill, where you could die looking like that in this house, goddamn idiot woman. And so the producer's like, okay, well, tell us who this Masha is. Is she the Galina replacement?

She goes, damn straight. The Russian thing's been, you know, new. It's not new. You know, I mean, this is the second one in a row. Well, you got just a bus of Russians coming over here. Okay, look, this is how it looks most of the time. This is the kitchen, Gunner ain't potty trained. He's a bad child.

You're a bad child. If Gunner gives you any problem, just threaten to put him down or something, kick him outside. This is how it is. This is the sink. It turns on with a knob. Do you know how knobs work?

Me, shut up. She's like, I understand how things work. I'm a stupid lady. Okay. So then Tessa says, I'll tell you what, the things that my boss gets me into, it seems like I'm always doing your dirty work. And then we see a flashback, which I'm sure you can provide some more context as to what was happening in the scene with these girlfriends and Galina and Messiness. Because Galena had her car in the shop. No, no. So Galena, so Stephen Senior's girlfriend

that he was cheating on Galena with was named Brooke. And so Brooke had her car in the shop, so she needed to borrow a car. So he loaned her Galena's car without telling her. So Brooke took out Galena's car and crashed the car. And so the car place called Galena was like, oh, we've got your car. And she went to pick it up.

She's like, what the fuck happened to my car? She's like, this fucking whore, you gave my car to your fucking whore. And it became this huge fight. She's like, I'm walking out of this business and hedge fund. It is either her or I. It is her or I. There, it's a decision.

He's like, oh yeah, this is the last time you get to give me an Old Maidam. I love that that's what his takeaway is, not like, oh, I shouldn't have done this. So Tessa's like, well, man, Shad, this is awkward to do. And do you find this quite awkward? Like, what do you think about this? She's like, no, man, this is awkward to do. And do you find this quite awkward? Like what do you think about this? She's like, no, I don't find awkward.

This what happens? People meet people to friends. That is life, you know. She's like, well, I hope you don't mind if I overstep my bounds, you might just tell me. She's like, no, it is fine. It is fine. I understand, you know, I am gold bigger

and this is how it goes. All right, well, let me give you all the tea. Masha first met Steve McBee through old Galena. And then we see a flashback to last season where Galena's like, oh, it is Masha. Masha, I would love you to meet Steve, the love of my life. And so we know that Masha made her way in there. For real.

And stole that man, stole that man. Stole that man. So Tess is like, okay, well, this is a kitchen. This is where things are cooked. You probably won't be able to do it. I'll probably do it because I'm the one who takes care of the children. No, I've been here before. So I'm just dropping off my stuff

and I'm going to check on chickens. It's like, oh, I see. Just a little advice, by the way, make sure that you ask the boss if it's okay to start messing around with this little nest because you know those chickens, you gotta be careful with them. She's like, oh fine, I like chickens, he told me to do whatever you want to do. If you want to poison Kalina, that is okay. So bring whoever you want to bring. Well I think I've got it from here.

Thank you for the key. I hope to see more of you here, stupid old lady. Okay. Well, I hope to see you too in more reasonable shoes. So now Kawa goes and meets with Galina at a cafe in their town. And so they get like iced chai and chocolate mocha. I was like, wow, how city like. And so they like sit on a bench and everything. And Carl's like, she's like,

you don't really come up to Gallatin too much anymore, do you though, right? She's like, no, not really, not as much as I used to. It's been quite a bit of changes happening. So tell me about you and Steven. So that's why I can be distracting myself on the betrayal of Steven senior. Oh yeah, we're doing good.

Are you sore? And they start laughing. It's like, yeah, cause like, you know, my sister passed and she goes, oh, I'm so sorry to hear about that. I was going to maybe text you, but then I thought, well, I waste the money. You know what I mean? Like, thank you.

You know, but I didn't really get what I needed from him at that time. And the girls, like what bitches, like we're close. Like I remember we hung out one time and I told them that Steven gives me $20,000 sometimes. Or there was like this other time where we like had toast together. So like we were super close and they didn't even text me

and I was shitty. And like, am I being sincere right now or is that weird? Like, am I sincere? Just notes, it's weird. I'm, it's my second language but I think you're using sincere on. No, I'm like totally sincere about it. I'm pissed.

Okay. But you know, they're guys. Like, you cannot date a McBee and expect sensitive. Am I right? What the fucking losers. Honestly, like, yes. Cause like exactly what you're saying right now, Steven does to me all the time. And it makes me so mad.

Like, okay, like, so what is going on with Steve, by the way, Steve Sr. Like, are you single? Are you dating? She's like, I am definitely single. Look, I have breakup makeup on, okay? Just to, I'm just going to lay it out. Yeah, single and ready to mingle.

Well, not really mingled. There's no one here. I mingled with Lump Post, but that didn't really go so well. We're gonna go on a second date anyway, but he doesn't really talk because he's object, but whatever. You know, Steve was my boyfriend. Steve and I broke up because I found out

he was fucking my friend, Marcia Slott, while I was still living in the house. I was so severely backstabbed, and I wasn't going to just die from it. It's like, yeah, well, I wanted to hear it from you, the source, rather than hear it from everybody else. Like, I'm so sincere right now. She's like, well, I moved out of Lodge

and have my own house in Kansas City. I cut my hair, I redone the way I do my makeup. I mean, I'm trying to give heel. Like, yeah, that's healing. And she did get the second season Housewife Glow Up where it's like, Botox, Botox, haircut, good hair dye, hair comb. I mean, Goldina needed some work and she looks great.

She came back with her second season. But it's like a USA network, it's like a USA network glow up, which is different from the Bravo glow up because the Bravo glow up also involves usually like a totally new face and she just has like, like more like eyeliner on. I think she did some filler eyeliner and better,

way better hair, like maybe some Kerastatin or whatever they call that. Kerastatin, what is it? Kerast maybe some Kerastatin or whatever they call that. Kerastatin, what is it? Kerastatin. And... Kerastatin, yes. Whatever. Thermotip.

A lot of mild. She got the Lisa Barlow treatment. Yeah. So, Cal is like, well, I knew after you had already moved into the new house, I think like we went over for dinner or something and Masha was there without you. And I was like, that's weird. I'm so sincere about that.

Everybody thought it was like very fucked up. Did anyone text you about it? Because no one texted me. Did you know that anything about it while it was happening? Like she literally just like snuck in. She's like, oh, yes, she did. And she was like the biggest freaking backstabber ever. So Galina says how like Masha starts reaching out to me

and I'm like, oh, my gosh, somebody from country, home country that can speak my language. We had something I thought in common. Yeah, they met 13 years ago and were each other's only Russian friends in this town and Masha came in and snaked the man and it's cold because you see the clips of her being like, Oh, Masha, I'm so good to meet you. Masha's like, Hello, it's so good to only be friends and be completely respectful in

situation. I mean, ultimately, obviously it's Steve, it's Steve senior's fault, but this is still super shitty of this Masha chick. Yeah, it really is. So then Cal is like, yeah, she's a stick and shows gold digger, whore, has her moves. Everything's so sneaky behind back. They were laying straight to my face. They were lying straight to my face.

And she goes, you know, and people come to me and say, you're not the first one. She does it too. She done it to multiple men and women. You know, she befriend woman. She pretends she knows her language. And then she go after men. This is her way to support herself. And Cal is like, yeah, that's disgusting. Yeah. Well, you know what she told Steve? She's taking entire summer off to focus on him. Ridiculous. I'd be on trip and she'd be like, Oh, can I come to Lodge? And I'd be like,

well, that's weird. I'm not there, but I trust you. I literally said the exact words. I trust you. I wish I had said, I trust you, bitch slut fucking whore. I would never do that to other woman ever, ever would I do that. And then Kelly goes, yeah, I think that Galina has amnesia because like you were the other woman, like you did the exact same thing to Christy McBee, like they had children involved too. That's fucked up too.

I didn't know this that she, that Galina knew Christy, the wife, the first wife and like befriended her, I guess, and then snaked the man away. God, Steven's such a pig too. She goes, I mean, Galena's situation is more fucked up than the Masha Galena situation. But she doesn't say that because she's not a total idiot. Yeah. She's like, you know, I think that like Masha is staying up at the lodge. So I just want to make sure that you're aware of that. So you guys don't run into each other. She's like, yes, yes, no, of course. Thank you for letting me know that I will absolutely not go to the lodge to see

her. I will not do that. I'm not furious at all. I have no feeling about this. Nothing. You know, I need to go to the restroom. I will be right the back. She gets up and walks off and Callie goes, you guys, do you think she's going to leave? Just see Colleenina jump in her car and speed the fuck out of there. She gets on the phone, she's like,

you motherfucker, you will die in sleep, okay? I found out your little whore, your whore is here. This fucking gold digging whore has balls to show up again. You don't give a fuck. I hope this fucking whore goes to hell, okay? I'll give her that much. This cheap whore got some hell. Okay, I'll give her that, Masis Cheap Whore got some balls but no brain.

If you are satisfied with your message, press one. Oh, sorry, the mailbox is full and come out excited. Unfortunately, Masha has filled up her mailbox with messages from Steve, the person who used to bang. Commercials, here comes one right now. used to bang. Then we go back over to Steve Jr. He's arriving at the offices on the farm and Galina is there. This is a whole other scene and he's like, Hey Galina, what are you up to? She's like, Oh, perfect timing.

She's like, yeah, well you look nice. Did you just come from the car wash? She's like, no, but that's not what I'm worried about right now. She's like, yeah, well, you look nice. Did you just come from the car wash? She's like, no, but that's not what I'm worried about right now. She's like, well, what do you got? He's like, well, I think you need to look at this. And it's basically documents about Masha's car. He's like, is this about Masha? He's like, yeah, whatever, whatever.

Just another horse name. I don't even track all the names of them, whatever her name is. He's like, wait, what is this? Seven grand for her car? $7, what what is this seven grand for her car? $7,000 damage what happened to her car hood front door rear door rear lens rear bumper and we see pictures of our which has Mysteriously just been someone went to that lodge and beat up Masha's car Laughing so hard at this part I was cheering in my house. I was like, yes, Galena.

And Steven's just looking at her. She's like, I don't know what happened. It's crazy. This lady's car, I guess we have to pay for it now. What a whore, right? And he's like, did you do this? She's like, no. I know Galena and I can see that look in her eye.

They look crazy. And that's when all bets are off. And she does have those like little shining eyes. She's like, no, no, no idea what happened to Carr. I don't know. No, I don't know. Took a Louisville slugger with both hands on, but not to Carr, just played baseball with it.

And he's like, well, I would say the odds are, I don't know, 0.11% that this is true. Because I've seen Galena react to the other woman, my dad's dated, and then we see a clip of the other one. These whore, these whore crossed my ass, Galena. Yeah, it was a hundred percent Galena without a doubt. Seems like this has been a life story for my dad and where he goes in, Captain KS caused an

absolute mess of things. And then I just have to follow behind and pick up the pieces. And I've gotten so much going on right now. They're just trying to keep the damn farm and ranch alive. God, this has been shit. Oh my god, they're Galina. Can you can you just put down that slugger? That was not her pulling into the parking lot. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Can we just can we make, can we just erase those carry

onto wood MP3s from her phone, please? It's giving her too many ideas. So, uh, Stephen's driving now and the office manager calls him and say, Hey, Stephen, how are you? So I just want to call and let you know that the lease is fine. Lost on that grand up on highway 69. He's like, what lease? Oh, you know, the lease is fine lost on that ground up on highway 69." He's like, what lease? Oh, you know, the one right across from the road from Cox, you know, red new ground, you know, like 237 acres of coal was working on.

Don't you? Coal, you know, coal, you know, your brother, didn't he tell you about it? First of all, this is not New York City or Los Angeles. We don't allow Cox around here. Okay, so I don't even know what you're talking about. So how do you run a business and you don't know that someone is taking out money to sign a lease on a huge farm? Like that's crazy. He needs to pay more attention. Yeah, exactly. So then Cole is at like a farm. So Steven shows up and then they're like, okay, we're going to have a fight and this won't be scripted at all

Okay. Now, let's start our fight. So Stephen comes and he's like Cole. Did you sign a fucking lease without me? I am angry and Cole's like yeah, I did I think I signed a damn good lease. I'm angry too. Yeah Well, you think you're a big boy now you want to cut that check? I'm still angry doing a good job being angry. And this is genuine anger right now. Have you not heard we need $6 million by November 1st? He's like, well, I'm trying to do us a favor about making more money for it right now. I mean, what do you think you can just work at and that's all you got to do? This is a money making farm. I know about money making farms. It's a good part of, did you see the whiteboard? We are not farming. It

said, fuck farming. Do you need me to show you the bar going down again for you to understand how much farming sucks? Well, I'm trying to do us a favor by making money for us right now I can tell you right now This is money making I bet you I bet you right now There are 60 bushels of soybeans on it every bit of it I mean it looks insane if it wasn't for the farm, we wouldn't have nothing. Think about how everything started. Look at the meat facility from our cows, from our farm. Cole, I've got news for you.

You've got nothing now. You're $6 million at that, bro. And that's just like the minimum payment, okay? And he's like, I'm not gonna get screamed at like this after I'm just doing what's right for our farm. We. And he's like, I'm not going to get screamed at like this after I'm just doing, we'll try it for our farm. We always been bigger than the raw crop size. Steven's convinced there's no money left in it, but I think it's just the best of what's to come.

So he wants to sell farms. I'll keep buying farms in. You're going to be paying for that damn lease out of your own account. That was fucking dumb. Well, we all know that Cole, we know from last season, Cole has $1,200 in his account, so that's not going to happen. So Cole's like, well, I do it every day. And dad told me to have more confidence in myself. And then we see a clip from last year where, um, Steve senior is like, Hey,

you need to add more confidence in yourself. I mean, sure. You're kind of a loser and nobody believes in you because you suck at most things you do But you should really trust your instincts goal So yes, the brothers are mad at each other and then we cut to Tessa just be like Oh, it's a tractor so she's like just the singing it by the tractors and she's like, Oh Stephen, I got a trivia question for you I just heard this this morning. Okay, you see that little door hanging off that machine right there over there What do you reckon that door is called? He's like trap door. Yeah, that's the technical term

And if I'm lying, I'm dying and God is my witness. It's called wait for it. Everyone. Wait, wait, wait Okay, is everyone listening? It's called wait for it everyone wait wait wait. Okay, is everyone listening? Like slipping yourself and like cracking up Can you believe it? You know why cuz it keeps corn from dribbling out into the beans I reckon That makes sense that make underwear with that. Why don't you laugh at my joke? You think the Dribble Door is funnier than my joke? Okay, wait, hey, you got a second. Oh, wait, hold on one second.

Let me get into character. Unbiased as hell. Sorry, I forgot I was angry. I just had a very real angry scene with my brother. So he's like, can you believe Cole signed a new league steal? It's a little bit of a bombshell. I even showed him a whiteboard. I mean, what the heck?

You're upset, but you know he's a boy and we're not allowed to be mad at boys in this family. You just got to love him because Cole's just trying his best to get something good going on. So you just got to love him. You got to be a good brother to him. But we can't just drop acres over here and over there because our expenses are locked in

for like two, three, five years. So how do I know he's even looking at when the leases expire? I mean, when we can drop land over here to pick this up, we can't do that. She's like, yeah, I would have thought surely he would have checked on them. Can we talk a little bit more about the dribble door? I wasn't quite done with that discussion yet.

Well, you know, Cole's got such a tiny mouth and he doesn't got any lips and he's always looked up to you and I'm sure he was just trying to make you proud. I'm sure he was. Okay? You've just been so wonderful with them boys. Y'all know how to use the sink. Thanks to me. Okay? you watch over him. You bring him through the good and the bad. I know your heart. I know it. Be good to your brother.

Be good to him. She just is like, I'm just gonna cry until this guy gets out of my face and I can go back to laughing at the dribble drawer. So she's like, those boys working together sometimes like oil and water. And I guess I'm the impartial judge because I love oil and water together. You ever put it on a sale? Of course you don't. That's for gay folk. Anyway,

they don't with I love them equally and I could no more choose and then nothing. Whatever. I want that dribble door. So Steven Jr.'s like, well, maybe he did look it up and he's got a plan in place, but he should have called me first, you know? Well, you got to remember that you've got a penis and he's got a penis. So you've got a mutual enemy, vaginas. Concentrate on that. By the way, have I told you, I'm sorry for having a vagina. I'm so sorry. I mean, 300 acres rows, 300 acres row crops, row crops times 200 bucks an acre. Can you

do that math? Yeah, I can't do it either. And all I know is that we're really expensive. I'm just gonna say it's $60,000 mistake. Well, you got every right to be concerned. Thank God he's got you boss man. Listen, we've all got to be on. Thank God he's got you, boss man. Listen, we've all got to be on the same page moving forward. And if the left hand isn't talking to the right hand, that means that someone's masturbating. Okay. So we're going to end up completely flopping in the pan with this, with the farm. So then we go to Casey and Cole and Casey is feeling insecure cause she's pregnant. She's putting on a little sundress for this party. And she's like,

do I look weird? And he goes, no, you look cute. Like a little Amish girl. Kidding. Such an idiot. Why would you have a thing with this person? My God. It's like, so I'm excited about Jess's barbecue tomorrow. You know who's coming. And she's like, scholar Baylor Braden. I'm just going to list stupid names and hope some of those people show up. Scholar Baylor Braden, Bayden, shooting Putin, black and dutton, black and dutton. I'm just going to list stupid names and hope some of those people show up. So then Tessa and Calla arrive at the farm and Tessa like, how are you feeling sweet thing? She's like, Oh, it's just a little, I don't know. It's a little spicy gal. So we're listening. You could literally see the steam coming off. Are you girls all right? She goes, yeah, I mean, it's whatever. And then we see a flashback

to Calla like complaining to Galena saying that no one's texted her. She's like, so well, there's been a lot of stuff going on. Just want to make sure you especially you girls are okay. You know, having vaginas and such you're prone to making mistakes. She's like, yeah, well, we've just been on a weird page since my sister left. Nobody really reached out to me or said one word to me about it. So I'm just kind of hurt by that. It's just been a lot. Yeah.

And so, well, y'all are girls, okay? Girls gotta stick together because without girls, who's gonna support the children? Okay, you gotta forgive them. They don't understand that sisters die, okay? You guys gotta understand them. Please lift up understand my sister's dying. Okay, you guys gotta understand them. Please lift up these boys. Please lift them up. I can't do it if these boys are upset. I do get what you're saying. I just feel weird about initiating the conversation. I don't want

to come off any type of way. And obviously my feelings are like really hurt by this. Well, now listen, maybe you could say something like, hey girls, my sister died. Maybe you could text me something like that, you know, maybe just something like that. Yeah, a hundred percent. I would like to get this behind me because I'm already dealing with like so much. Like I made some brownies for this party

and that took a lot out of me. So I don't need this on my plate as well. And Tess is like, well, I come from a family of tragedy. Have you ever heard me sing the song about the dribble door? It's a rough one. It's a rough one. Friends are close. You gotta keep them close to you, honey.

My grand aunt's sister-in-law died by a dribble door. So I've been wanting to know the name of that thing for many years. Finally, vengeance will be mine. So she's like, yeah, like a hundred percent, we should sit and talk about it. But like, like I'm already dealing with so much. Like I don't need this on my plate as well. So now we go to Jesse and Ali's farmhouse and they're opening up some frozen French fries, but in the air fryer basically, but it comes with seasoning. So it has green stuff on it. They're like, what that's gross it looks like Spanish so then Braden and Jake walk

in like hi look at our french fries what's got green stuff in it yeah it's french fries for seasoning what that's crazy yeah and they're like I just didn't mix well what do we do so they end up throwing it away dumbasses so Jake comes over and he's like, hi, what kind of barbecue you guys have? Do you guys put any planning into this at all or what are we just going to watch Stephen work out all day? Big boss man working out, doing some scratches, huh? That what we're going to do. Is that a barbecue now? Just watch Stephen workout.

And then Colin Casey arrived and I did love how, um, Ali was just like, look at this fucker. Cause they, Cole and Casey get out of the truck and she's full on pregnant. And he just gets out of the truck and just walks to the house. Like does not, he's not like waiting for her or anything.

He just starts walking to the house and now he's like, look at him leaving Casey behind. And I was like, oh, I love that. Ali doesn't like this guy. Yeah. He's just a piece of shit, Cole. He's just the rudest. Like he has no manners. He's an idiot. He's not hot. Like there's nothing redeeming about this guy.

No. So Casey's like, Oh my God, I'm having so much anxiety cause like Steven invited Calla and now Calla is really mad at me and I'm pregnant. I don't want to be stressed out about nothing. You know, I mean I saw, I saw Calla mad whenever she gets mad with Steven and I'm scared. I'm scared. Callamand whenever she gets mad with Steven and I'm scared. I'm scared. So then Calla just walks in and she's like, hi, I brought brownies. And like, no one says anything to her. She's like, no one even speaking to her. They're so rude. Who doesn't be like,

Hey Calla, so nice to see you back. You doing okay. I'm so sorry about your sister. Like at least try and make it better. What the hell. But then she says, I mean, they're protein brownies, but they're like really good. I swear. says, I mean, they're protein brownies, but they're like really good, I swear. So I can understand why they're like fucking witch. You can't do that, especially in the South, show up with protein brownies. And Allie is like, oh, they actually don't look,

well, not too bad, I guess. She's like, well, it's really hard for me to make effort because like, it's like awkward in here. So then Casey just sees her, because no one's speaking to her. I think she's being perfectly nice. But no one's speaking to her. And so it's just silence in there. And so Casey's like, Oh my God, my heart, my heart, please get me out of here. I'm not able. Cause are you hurting? Do you need to leave? Do you need to go to the hospital? Okay. Um, so Casey, she starts to like freak out and cause like, Oh my God, I'm freaking out.

Okay. Casey's not feeling good. She just collapsed even though she was just sitting in her chair and didn't collapse at all, but she wanted to stand up and she stayed sitting. So I think that counts as collapsing. Right? Anyone? And everyone's just surrounding her now in this room and they're like, Oh my God, call the vet, call the vet. And Cal is just sitting there like licking Browning off her finger like, so they're like, Oh my God, what's going on with Casey? We got to get Casey away from evil Cal, protein Browning Cal. And so they're like, go, go, go, leave, leave, leave.

And Cal's like, I literally have goosebumps goosebumps like I don't like that at all I'm don't like I come on Casey see me to come with you So they basically all like pile into the into the pickup truck like we're going to the Cameron Hospital Casey's heart is really it's really bad. She's gonna explode any moment. She's gonna get birth to a heart Then they just leave callus sitting in the kitchen like okay. Well glad I came by Yeah, and then we and see clips of the season coming up. Real American Cowboys. And it ends with the FBI investigation and Galena being thrown in jail.

Oh my God. Yeah. It was a pretty wild trailer. I'm going to definitely give it to the show that served up a very strong, like coming up this season trailer because I was like, wow, I mean, if you have the FBI involved, that's always, that's always impressive. And jail time and lots of fighting and there's, it was like a very high fighting trailer. I was like, okay, well that's, that's definitely a good sign for this show. For sure. For sure. I definitely felt like a USA show to me and not just because it was rural did not feel

like a Bravo show. Um, but I'm like, I'm gonna keep an open mind about it. There was definitely some entertaining stuff in there, I thought. Yeah, I'm interested to see what people think of it and how long it'll last. Cause I like it. Yeah, I think people are gonna like it. I feel like it's gonna be a hit.

Bravo put in a huge amount of marketing into this. They did like, they literally created a whole show of like McBee dynasty watch parties where they gathered all their talent to watch it. I mean, God forbid they put any of that those resources into Real Housewives of Miami, a show that really deserves some sort of marketing budget. But I think that they really did. They've done a big push and the show already does have an audience.

And I think it's gonna be one of those things where we're all going to be well, you're already you've already watched the first season. So you're hooked. But I think for the rest of us, it's going to be like, I don't want to watch this show that's clearly for the USA, that they're just going to wedge onto Bravo. That's just, it's not right. But I think we're all going to get hooked. So I'm anticipating it.

I'm just going to be chill about it and go along for the ride. Yeah. I mean, you never know. I mean, some shows that have taken off on Bravo, I never thought were Bravo type shows. Exactly. Southern Toronto. It's still weird. Below deck. Below deck does so well on Bravo. A hundred percent we're Bravo. Exactly. Below deck. Southern Toronto. It's still weird. Below deck.

Below deck does so well on Bravo. A hundred percent. Vanderpump rules, remember? We hated that at first. So like this, get this show off our TV. But I'm like, in terms of like shows where I've had like not an amazing like initial reaction off of it, like this one's far better than like, I mean like,

Vanderpump Villa is like my, that continues to be what I judge them all against. Like, is it better than Vanderpump Villa? Much better. So. I remember the one better than Vanderpump Villa? Much better. So. I remember the one that you hated the most out of every show. I think one of the only ones that you've ever said, no, we're not fucking covering this.

Cause usually that's me who's like, no, I'm not doing it. But there was only one that you did that too. And it was that one about the, the, the mom group in like Santa Monica and they would like get together and have mom meetings and stuff. And it was, they were trying so hard and you were just like, oh hell no to this show.

I will not do it. I did not like that one. I think in retrospect, I may have been too harsh on that one. I also remember really outright rejecting, we both did a show that Bravo tried to do called LOL Work, which was worse than you could ever, that's probably the very worst show that Bravo ever aired

was LOL Work. That was just the stupidest, stupidest idea. Yeah, you never know. I was just watching it because I was watching this one because I had to put together furniture one weekend and that's so hard, you know? And so I just needed something mindless. I thought I'll just check out this McBee thing.

And at first I was like, we're never gonna cover, there's no way A, that Ben will cover this. And then B, I don't wanna cover this either really. I think we're gonna agree that this sucks. But then as it started going on, I was like, oh, I can see the Bravo in it. And that they're fighting over millions of dollars first. So there is money there, even if it's fake and they don't really have it,

which is very housewives, right? And then the other thing was that the men are such assholes on it, which is very like Southern charm and summer house, where you're always like kind of rooting against the men. So I think that it has that, boys will be boys, boys just can't grow up and commit. It's got that thing going for it.

But I don't know, I ended up really loving it, but mostly because of Galena and Steven Senior, who's just clearly, even before all this stuff came out, or that I knew about this stuff, he's clearly a criminal. And all of this stuff about, oh, we keep calling insurance, we can't call insurance anymore. I'm like, here, it's total fraud. I mean, it's just like the writing was on the wall,

so to watch them kind of get taken down was pretty fun. And they get a lot for a new cast. Yeah. I think that it would be interesting to see what Bravo does with it. I almost wonder, are they going to slowly transition the show into more of a Bravo tone? Because Bravo is more than just showing luxury. There's a certain way that they just present

their shows. That's almost hard to describe, but like you can tell the difference between a show that airs on like Annie versus Bravo versus USA versus E there's like a different aesthetic, a different pacing, different way of doing the editing. And I wonder if they're like, maybe we'll start the first episode a little bit more like USA so that with the old people who are like already fans, who will be the base of the show, won't feel alienated, but will slowly, tonally change it. It'll be a little bit fit more like the Bravo vibe because that to me was really the issue for me was that just it had like, it just felt like a different network.

Well, it's because it's Peacock, you know, and but I think they figured well it gets huge ratings on peacock And then we've still got the straight guy audience with like summer house and Vanderpump rule You know the straighter guy shows and so they're like we'll just play to that audience, you know So I don't know that I'll Bravo it up I think it's pretty good as it is honestly and look we're already getting mail like this We just got this email just came in. Hey loves listen to y'all every day. All I have to say is fuck Steven jr He's such a cocksucker I wonder if he realizes how much of an asshole he acts like also on the first episode of the second season

He doesn't even know what certain parts of a tractor are. I couldn't stop laughing. He's not a farm boy love Wow, well people are already feeling things. So I guess there's that. Yeah, we'll see how it goes. Bravo is trying all sorts of new things. They've also got what's it called? Queen's Court that's coming out. That's like they're doing more dating stuff at probably in the wake of love hotel, et cetera. So Bravo is definitely trying to expand its horizons for sure. hotel, et cetera. So Bravo is definitely trying to expand its horizons for sure. Yeah. All right. Well, we'll see. Um, we will be back not with, not next week with this, but the following week, we'll probably try McBee again, see how it goes. Let us know what you think. Do you even want us to cover it? Tell us what you

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