Watch What Crappens - #2910 Next Gen NYC S1E5: Speaker of the Devil

Episode Date: July 3, 2025

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I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how are you? Hey, what's going on with you? Not much. We are here today to talk about next gen New York City. Also a little scheduling update, we're taking a mini break. Um, cause it's July 4th here in the States. So, uh, we're going to have like Thursday, Friday. Well, this is putting this episode out on Thursday, but we're taking Thursday,

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And we pick up where we left off, which is that we're at this party for Chloe's birthday. And Eva has basically just shaded Ariana for not looking like a fashion designer. And she's not really wrong. It's just not nice. And Ava has basically just shaded Ariana for not looking like a fashion designer. And she's not really wrong, it's just not nice. It's not nice, but it does crack me up because it's such a fight when you're 20.

Like, how dare you say I'm not a fashion designer? You literally aren't. Have you ever drawn anything? You walked into the place and said, you want hearts on sweatpants. Yeah. You have no fashion POV. You don't walk into a room with any sort of like

distinct aesthetic that like, like a signature aesthetic that people know what you're about. Like Ava is completely correct, but she's also punching down. And yeah, that's rude. Yeah, that's rude. You don't really need to do that. Yeah, and like I said last week,

I think that Zolciak should just pivot and be like, you're right. I don't know shit. I'm just here to learn. Can your mom teach me anything? Can you get me an internship with your mom? That would be great. There you go.

That's exactly what Ariana should do. So it was like, babe, I did not mean to come for your brand. And I'm too lazy to put my fingers in the air and do an air quote, but that's what I really meant, because you don't have a brand. All I said was, I was just surprised that you moved to New York city to start your fashion brand because there's nothing about you that's fashionable or brand aware. I don't know.

That's it. And she was like, but why? Why is this so surprising? I mean, people come to New York to start things all the time. Brooks is like, I'm severely uncomfortable with this. And he and Georgia are like laughing behind them because they're like, this is so awkward. Oh my God. And then my mother, the icons across the room, all this is happening. Like I die.

Yeah. But like when I've seen someone with a fashion brand, I can usually tell like, hold on right away what their point of view is. So I'm like, hold on, right away what their point of view is. So I'm like, wow. And she's like, but you're basically saying she has no style. Yeah. And a ways you're saying that. No, I'm not saying that. It's just like, you know, when you look at Gia and you see like trash New Jersey, that's her vibe. No, you just said you can usually tell. Yeah, I usually can tell.

Yeah, but you just said like she like clearly you cannot tell. That's what you just said. Can I finish talking or no? I can't if I can't talk. No, it's like everything you're saying is just like insulting. Just letting you know, just letting you know. I haven't said anything because you've been talking the whole time. I mean, no, about it. Just letting you know. I haven't said anything because you've been talking the whole time. Just letting you know about it.

Just letting you know. Gia, please stop acting like you've never heard anyone shocked that you have anything to do with fashion. Your family has heard that many times, my friend. Okay. Gia is also funny because she gesticulates with sort of like slow, slow moving paddle hands. Like all her gestures, like she sort of like slowly moves

her wrist left and right. It's like watching like an aquatic animal or something like the thing. She does this one where she kind of like waves like down, like she loves the wave. She's like, ah. She's rubbing a crystal ball or something. Yeah, but that's what you said.

Yeah. And I think Ava's right here where she's like, yeah, I don't know her, but I know that she has a mouth and she doesn't need Gia fighting everybody's battles. You know? I get that Gia's standing up for her friends, but Gia, you're here for five minutes an episode. Stand down.

You know? Yeah. She's like, I don't need the girl from Jersey to lecture me about fashion thoughts, okay? She goes, well, if Georgia were to tell me she had a fashion brand, I would be like, cool, makes sense. She has like a certain point of view. It's kind of like Diplo in a diner meets super white skin,

you know, like I get that. I see what her point of view is, but I just- Just like bride in the 1920s who died. That's like her thing, I get that. I see what her point of view is, but I just like bride in the 1920s who died. That's like her thing. I get it. Chalk outline, but only the chalk part. Casper the ghost, if it was like on a severely restrictive carb diet. I get it.

You know, I just don't know what your point of view is because you're just sort of wearing generic fast fashion right now. All right. I was like, oh my God. So what I'm saying is like you just told me it would make more sense if Georgia had a clothing line instead of me. What would her clothing line be? Gross germs from the street on her hands. And Brooks is like, I'm itching to get out of here.

And he was like, well, I'm just telling you how I meant it. So like, there's really no point to like yell and scream. And she was like, okay, then like, so you should not install her clothing line. Then. Yeah. She she doesn't have a clothing line. Yeah. So it was like, can you not point in my, could you not point your slow paddle of a hand in my face? Cause this is how I talk.

We're Italian. If you're not used to it, get over it. You can put that in my face? Because this is how I talk. We're Italian. If you're not used to it, get over it. You can put that in the trailer. It was a really good moment. Get over it. And Riley's like, yeah, G is always putting herself in the mix, you know? Like, I'm not going to argue about someone else's issue,

OK? So Ava's like, sorry I hit that insecurity. Too bad you don't have a cute dress to like dress it up in. Yeah. So Ariana was like, I understand maybe the way you could have meant it, but I'm just like trying to tell you how I feel when I talk about it. Okay. So then Brooks is now like they're like trying to hash it out, but then it's like, happy birthday to cloney icon.

Happy birthday to Chloe Icon. Happy birthday. It takes 15 minutes for them to get through the song. Happy birthday. And Chloe's 23. Wow. That was iconic, mother. Icon. So now it's the next day and Georgia is with Danny

and she's like, oh, so Danny's the girl, right? So she's like, oh yeah, so for my birthday, I'm gonna like do Disney and like Orlando. Cause like I've never been and Omar's never been. So it's like welcome to Orlando bitches, am I right? Can't wait. It's gonna be like edgy Orlando Disney when you're like my age is like crazy.

So ironic. So ironic. I'm bringing Orlando back. Oh my God, we're gonna do like an Orlando themed Orlando party. I cannot wait. So Danny is like, oh my God. So he's gonna take it to Disney World.

Then you can go to Epcot. She goes, I don't really like Epcot, but sure, I'll go. That's not what that is. Okay, whatever. She's like, yeah, it's like make a wish. Like literally. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. After a bunch of years doing events for like other people,

my good friend Danny and I started our own private events company. And like one thing that's like different about Gen Z is that like, I don't think anyone wants to work for someone else or even work. So everyone grew up with the internet and watch kids go our age, creating businesses and careers. And my goal is definitely like, I don't ever want to call someone my boss again or do anything productive in society,

which is why I'm going to have a Gen Z style Gen Z party with Diplo at a Dunkin Donuts pop up. Yes, Queen amazing. She's like unwashed fingers crossed. So then we go to Brooks and Meredith walking arm in arm to go to a showroom to see my line. We are going to get a new outfit on for something. And she says, I mean, and Brooks is saying how he's always like styled her and everything. And she's wearing this like sheer thing or whatever. And Brooks is like not a fan of it.

Because Meredith is like, well, I mean this, I like this because it's very much my style. I'm very monochromatic. Like, is Meredith Marks monochromatic? That's not what I think of her. I think of her as like big red, bright colors and different. I think of shoulder pads and sleeves.

That's what I think of with Meredith. She's like, yeah, but you're gonna love the showroom. It's very much my vibe. He's like, what are you talking about? I invented your vibe. I've been selling my mom for years and honestly, I don't know how long it's been, but she went through a period of time

where she was doing it herself and then I stepped in and the producer's like, were you responsible for the crystal face mask? He's like, no, and I actually told my mom not to wear it and she said it's the vibe and I'm so glad that I trusted her because what an iconic look that she totally pulled off. So we go to this thing it's like what's in my word of the caviar party honey

and Brooks is like uh you should put caviar on your potty she goes oh my god that would be so shank. That would go really well with the bib you told me to put on. I do love being styled by a toddler, especially convenient when you're spreading food all over your body. Ha ha ha. So then we go to Danny in Georgia having lunch

and Danny's like, so Meredith's party, I'm a little bit anxious cause it's like actually in two minutes. Like it's literally, it was yesterday. That's how soon it is. It was like, oh my God, it's over. It's over, the party's over. I'm cleaning little bit anxious because it's like it actually in two minutes. Like it's literally it was yesterday. That's how soon it is. It was like, oh my God, it's over. It's over.

The party's over. I'm cleaning up the party. I'm picking up the dishes like it's literally now. Come on. Oh my God. Danny is like the brains behind the operation. She's so professional all the time. She's like the brains and I'm like the germs.

Oh, we're so good together. OK, well, like we got the florist, which is great. I just need to confirm with Meredith that we're down to do a grid post, so. I'm like the opposite of that. I'm like not the brains of the operations. Well, really way to sell your business there. She's the brains and I'm the idiot

that doesn't know what's going on and just is goofy. She's like, I do nothing, but I have access to a whiteboard, so. A whole room of them. So Brooks and Meredith are talking about how the girls are going to be doing her party. And he's like, wow, you're trying to steal my friends again. She's like, no, honey, they're very talented girls. They want to do a grid post.

I mean, taking over the standing. My mom recently launched Meredith Marks Caviar in Georgia. There's a lot of event coordination and planning and hosts some of the most amazing parties in New York. Last week, I went to a Cinnabon and Sinbad was the DJ. It was iconic. I didn't even know who he was, but I was like, yes. Sinbad.

Yes. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. So then Danny's like, yes. So then Danny's like, oh my God, I have such a good idea for this caviar party.

Okay, so you know how like in the South, they have Frito pies? Okay, you know how Meredith is like totally Southern? Like she's totally the vibe of the South. So yeah, I was thinking we could do like Frito pies, but like we'll get a big bag of Lays and caviar pie. Isn't that crazy? That's nuts in my ride. It's like so Southern. Oh my God. Like mama's my God. It's like the

mama's family of caviar. Meredith is going to love it. Oh my God. That's amazing. Fritos. I didn't even know you like I, why would anyone even pay for toes? If you can get them for free, that is a great idea. Caviar on toes. Yeah. You can put caviar on anything. Like you can literally put caviar on pizza. Like you can literally put caviar on pizza and George is like, wow, you're giving me ideas, girl. So now we go back to Meredith and Brooks and, um, and they're talking about style and everything. And then we go back to Georgia and she's like, you know, the venues are giving us an amazing deal. I mean, it's basically going to be like all coms. I mean, it's going to be great.

And they just, they cannot wait to work with Meredith. It is like so perfect. I think she wants to invite like whoever, like whoever from the housewife world. So like, we're going to have to have security because it's like housewives and they're out of control. When did the free toes arrive? And Jordan's like, yeah, she's a great client.

Cause like, she also like gives you the space to interpret her ideas, which is really great. I think she's going to like a mama's family thing, whatever that is. Never heard of it. Whatever. So we see clips of Meredith being wacky on Salt Lake City. And the producers like, have you ever seen Meredith on her show? I mean, you're calling her chill and stuff.

Like do you know her? And she's like, wait, you mean like her show? Like I don't, yeah, I don't have a TV. Is it on TikTok? Cause like otherwise. Or George, I hate to interrupt you in the middle of your interview, but we definitely need security for these housewives.

And also Meredith called and she said she wants someone dressed like a Bubba. I'm not even sure who that is, but I'll just have to do my research. So she is picking Meredith is picking pieces and Brooks is like, no, no, no. Listen, I don't know if you understand your aesthetic. Like with all due respect, like you dress younger and you need to like, you stop dressing like Chloe and she's like, I'm not old. Stop trying to make me like elderly, Brooks. Also to be fair, Chloe dresses like she's 40. The other ages are all messed up in this family. Brooks is a toddler. Meredith is a 21 year

old and Chloe is dressing like she's a working girl. So I don't know what's happening. I don't want to get started on stuff. So Meredith is like, you get mad at me sometimes. She's like, yeah, like literally I do. Like it pains me. Cause you're like my best friend. And if my best friend's wearing something that's not cute, I'm gonna tell them.

Well, I'll have Gia tell them. My mom and I have a tumultuous work relationship. Well, I don't know why you say that. I think our work relationship is very healthy. I mean, we work for four hours and then I put you in your high chair and open up, here comes the airplane and puts a nice Gerber, like mushy carrots into your mouth.

I mean, it's a wonderful way to conduct business. How many other bosses have you had that have driven a train of mac and cheese in your mouth, Bruxy? Okay. Who else encouraged you to take the purple loop off the pole and then the green loop that was below it and then the red loop that was below it

and then cheer you on every time you took one off and then put it back on? He's like, what are you kidding me? You fired me last week. Just why? I mean, if you're going to tell part of the story, tell the rest, why did I fire you, Bronx? He's like, because I missed an email about ordering

main labels for your clothes." Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's a big deal. She's like, "'Well, denim, that could have been sitting there on can't even ship.'"

He's like, "'Well, why don't we like take a breath and you can like try our outfit on and we'll like revisit in a minute.'" My mom's company is constantly pushing out new lines of development, skincare, fashion jewelry, denim, apparel, caviar, hammers and nails, those little sticky things that you can put on the wall

that you can mount like a poster board, but then you can take it off really easily, that kind of stuff. Bean salad, it's a lot. So you think, mom, can we sit and talk? Because it's hard to talk when you stand because I'm sorry. Sorry for stamping. I don't remember firing you Bronx. He goes, well, you said find a new job by the end of the month and you're fuming.

And like my entire denim won't be here. And so now everything's in hell because of how you handled it. This is a total disregard I wish I'd never had you God. I wish Chloe was better with the calculator Need I go on? She's like, yeah, I was nice. I was being supportive. I'm saying I love you, but Do you ever see that TV show undercover boss Well, I'm starting one called over cover boss where I am going to just shower you with praise because you're a beautiful little toddler, but you should be fired.

So Brooks is like, well, the text message was warranted. Yes, but it wasn't appropriate. So it was like triggering. Oh God, get over it with your triggering. I want to fire you for saying it was triggering. You fucked up. All the Gen Z words. So he's like, you said I love you and I want to make this work, but this frustration isn't

worth it. Well, I don't think that's me. I did emphasize that I love you. And you know, I mean, how many, how many planes have to go in the hanger before you say I love you back? I mean, I understand your vocabulary limited mainly to goo goo and Gaga, but you know, string them together and you can emphasize and I can I can still hear what you have to say he's like I saw a movie called mama and it scared me oh really well it was starring me and I

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I love the smell of pee. Like they have sidewalks here. It's crazy. You walk places. There's cars on the road. New York And she's making like a little video that's like this is how I put on makeup for my brand and she's just like sitting on Her toilet doing it. It's like the only good lighting she can get is if she straddles the toilet

So then we go to Ava getting her hair and makeup done for a photo shoot and she's like, yeah I have to work for my money and pay my own bills. Which I don't know about that because Dame went broke and she had to move out of her $10,000 a month apartment. So I'm not sure how true this is, but I like Ava, so I'll go with it. And she says her dad is a serial entrepreneur and he's been pushing the idea of her being the boss of her own company and also her mom's Rachel Roy. So you might think I'm just living off my parents, but that's just not the case for me. I'm living off the reputation of my parents. So that's free.

Yeah. And then we have Georgia. She's like planning a this, this big event. She's like, we have a photographer coming as well. It's like amazing. And then we go to Charlie and Dylan's apartment and they're like just kind of like, you know, being bros party, they're sleeping and whatever. And then we hear from Dylan and Dylan's like, yeah, before moving to New York city, I would say I was in bed most nights by midnight and one and you know, but now I've been going out a lot. I went to bed at 6 30 AM last night and we see them like partying and everything.

And he's saying how like living with Charlie's fun, but it's like too much. And then, um, and then we see what we think is just going to be like some stupid little thing where Charlie's like, Hey, uh, Georgia is like a text exchange. He's like, remember those speakers you borrowed? Um, are they retrievable? Cause I'll just like, you know, do an Uber package or something. Get like for the caviar party. Can we do that? She's like, oh yeah, yeah, totally. Like I'll just ask Cooper for the, yeah, no problem. Like y'all,

okay. Y'all ask Cooper to ask Tara. Yeah. So don't worry about it. I don't want to ask Tara specifically myself. I'll ask Cooper to ask Tara. Riley comes to, um, what's Buns, the Solciak apartment, and Hudson is trying to light the oven, but he's trying to light the stove. And she's like, have you ever been in the kitchen before? And they're like, no, this is like literally

how you have to do it. You have to light the stove to light the oven. It's crazy. Guys, I have the same range as Ariana Bierman. I was like, really, that was like hard for me. It hard for me to be like, wow. But that's the one I think I've complained about before. It's very, very fancy looking.

And you think, wow, what a luxurious range. And it is the biggest pain in the ass. Like when they were trying to start that thing and they're trying to figure out, is it on, is it off? I felt for those kids because that is my daily life. You like, you sit there goes And then it lights up and then you check on it five minutes later and the fires gone out Mm-hmm. No, don't feel like operating today because like I got like a draft I was like no and then it's like, you know

No what temperature it is because it's just sort of gives an approximation and you put your Thermometers in there and like is it hot? Is it at 350? Is it at 320? Is it at 400? You never really know. It's all very nice and fancy. It is a nightmare. Do not get a Bertazzoni ever, ever, ever, ever. A Bertazzoni. Yeah.

Yeah, they suck, I guess. Fuck those things. They're fancy, but annoying. It should be easy, you know? I got one, it's not fancy. It's like some Samsung something. But I got, I have a gas range, you know, which I like because if the electricity goes out,

at least you can grill a tortilla. But if the electricity goes out here, which it has, you can't turn the oven on anyway because it has an electric lighter. And even if you light it with a match, the gas won't come out unless it's been lit by the electric lighter. It's so stupid and fucked up.

It makes me so mad. And the other thing about the Bertazzoni, because again, the house we got, it came with it. It's not like we're like, ooh, let's get the Bertazzoni. Like that just is what came. I was like, oh my God, how nice. And it looks all nice. And the inside of that oven is so small.

You have to take out two racks in order to put in just a standard size Dutch oven. Like a Dutch oven does not fit on like a just, you just can't fit it in there. It's so tiny, it's so finicky. I cannot advocate against this oven more with my heart. So when I saw those kids, I was like, no, you guys deserve something like a crappy GE oven,

not something like this. Please don't do this to yourselves. Yeah, well, they're screwed basically. Yeah, well they're screwed basically. So they're talking about, what are they talking about? They're talking about how Ariana's feelings are hurt by Ava and Riley's like, yeah, she's always saying her mom picks out her outfit. So I was surprised she had something to say about you

because if your mom picks out your outfits then you can't really like talk down on someone else and bring somewhere it's like how dare you. How dare you. My mom just put on these Oshkosh and they fit great. So basically she's like, yeah, I mean, even if you don't like the way I dress, it's not cool to like talk shit about my brand.

I mean, there's going to be hearts on jogging pants. Has anybody ever seen it? No, mind your own business You know what? Sometimes I'm sensitive about certain things and this is something I've always wanted to do I've always wanted to work in the fashion cut to two weeks ago when Ariana and Hudson are like looking at fabrics and they're like is this alpaca? What is this? What is alpaca? Meanwhile the knob of the stove comes off in Hudson's hand. He's like, oh, maybe this has something to do with it. She's like, oh my God, I'm in New York. I love New York.

We have stoves in New York. This is crazy. This is like a New York stove. So I mean, I'm good as long as I'm here. Like it's great, you know? So I'm like, sorry. It's a scene, right? It's a lot. I keep reading through it. I don't know? Mm-hmm. So I'm like, sorry, I was like... It's a lot I've been seeing, right? It's a lot. I keep running through it. I don't know if you can tell.

I'm like, wow, it's called the oven. I just kind of like, my mind wandered because I was thinking about that fucking oven. All right, so then we go to Ava meeting Charlie at Slutty Vegan. And she's like, so this is Sletty Vegan. Have you ordered from here before? And Charlie's like, yeah, I don't eat vegan burgers. She's yeah, well, we we ordered it when my dad was here. But the owner told my dad like they can't really keep up

with all three locations. So they asked him, could you take over this one and not pay the rent? And so he was like, yeah. So we have help though. You want to talk to my dad on FaceTime? Talk to him right now. Hey dad. I just want to say to everyone, like I've had to work for every single thing I've ever gotten, including the random restaurant that was just given to me.

I've had to work for this. Yeah. By just existing. So, Dame is like, yo, are you ready to rock? Like we could open it tomorrow if you want to get down Charlie. He's like, I'm down, yo, are you ready to rock? Like, we could open it tomorrow if you want. You wanna get down, Charlie? He's like, I'm down, yo, how can I help? He's like, well, and basically he's like,

oh, if we need a liquor license, I'll just ask my dad for a loan. He'll say yes. That's so crazy, and I don't think a liquor license is just the money anyway. It's like a lot of paperwork. They're asking you for your expertise as a restaurant person,

because apparently his degree is in hospitality. He's like, I have a master's in hospitality management, which is crazy because he's his hospitality sucks. It's like a user abuser and a loser. And he's like, yeah, it's like a vague masters. And it's not where my passion lies. Because like, I mean, it's skateboarding, but you know, it's like a master's to get my dad off my ass. So yeah, it's basically where I'm going to try and pull this liquor license from. Yeah.

See how that goes. So Eva's like, yeah, my dad always has people coming to him with different ideas. So I never know what's real or invalid. You know what I mean? And Charlie's like, yeah, sorry, hold on. I'm texting Georgia. She still has my, know what I mean? And Charlie's like, yeah, sorry, hold on. I'm texting Georgia. She still has my speakers. She's like, what do you mean? Yeah, she took my speakers weeks ago and she hasn't returned them.

And I've been asking her for days. I'm like, how can I lean into hospitality without speakers, right? I want that shit, yo, it's annoying. You're not getting your liquor license until I get my speakers, okay? And so Ava's like, well, I feel like Georgia and you used to be besties. And he's like, yeah,

but you remember when she would literally like live at my house? I mean, like if Georgia was homeless, like living on my couch, eating my scraps, and that was okay, but now I can't get my speakers back. Seriously, after all that I gave to her. So now we cut to Georgia and Omar

and they're eating dinner at a restaurant and Georgia is like, oh my God, I would totally wear this outfit to my own wedding. He's like, yeah, I'm not gonna wear this. I'm gonna wear tux. Omar, he's just not jaded like everyone else from New York is.

He's just sweet and optimistic and I'm just not used to that. Have you looked at your own boyfriend? He looks like he's just emerged from like a knife fight on the subway. He's always like, oh, oh, oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. This guy's jaded. She's like, I like that he doesn't put on any errors. And he's like, hey, you guys got escargot? Yeah. Yeah. I don't even do a look at the menu.

Just like boil up some snails. So she goes, guess what happened today? What happened? I don't even do a look at the menu. I'm just like boil up some snails. So she goes, guess what happened today? What happened? So I rolled up to the venue today, like right before the walkthrough, literally expecting to like meet the chef, meet the owner, da da da da da da da da, and get this, it's all like cemented.

And then we see Georgia showing up to this venue, which looks like just like a door like a door to a house. And there's a sign on the door that's basically like, this place has been evicted. And she's like, what outrageous. Let's have an eviction theme party. It will be so hilarious. We could have kid and play. And if we can't get them, we get some kid and play impersonators and they can be on the ones and the twos and we'll have past apps like, I don't know, Stover's mac and cheese iconic. We're going to have like a tent city caviar party. It's going to be amazing.

We're going to have the carpet made of used needles. It's going to be so good. Meredith is going to love it. And we see the clip and Meredith walks up and like, look, Meredith, it's an eviction sign. And Georgia starts cracking up. And Meredith is like, oh, god damn it, fucking moron on this was supposed to be the debut. Merritt marks came here. So, um, don't worry, it all worked out. She fixed it. So she's

like, uh, so he goes, yeah, you know, um, can we talk about the elephant in the room? And she starts looking up. She goes, Oh my God, not me looking for an actual elephant in the room, oh my God, Omar. He goes, this whole thing was very unexpected. Yeah, for me too. I mean, first thing I noticed about you was the extraversion. I was immediately drawn to all the qualities you have that are just so foreign to who I am.

And she's like, oh my God, my palm is sweating, do not add soap to it, do not add soap to it. I know, she's like, feel it. I'm like, sweating. Do not add soap to it. Do not add soap. She's like, feel it. I'm like, I don't want to feel your germs in a sweaty state. Your swamp ass hand. Nobody needs it. What does the elephant in the room? He says, can we talk about the elephant in the room? Like there's some sort of thing that happened, but all he's saying is like, wow. I think he's saying we need to have the relationship talk is what he's saying.

Like the elephant in the room is, are we boyfriend and girlfriend? So he's saying we need to have the relationship talk is what he's saying. Like the elephant in the room is, are we boyfriend and girlfriend? So he's like, you know, like you've cited reasons that you don't want to maybe close it off, but like I've known you for two months, like maybe I'm crazy. And she goes, well, the thing like I'm struggling with is like when you tell me I love you

and that I know that you said that to some girl you knew for one day that you loved her. And to me that screams bullshit Omar you know and like you know what I hate more than bullshit nothing by the way did I tell you about the party I threw for Diplo in the McDonald's slide it was amazing oh my god we had burlesque dancers and we saw them all to look like Diana Manoff in 1988. It was iconic. Do you remember when Katz was gonna come back to Broadway and so I had a party for them that was Ratatouille themed? That shit was gold.

But we got Jasmine Guy to do the lead and everyone loved it. So she's like, she says she has trust issues because her dad lived a secret life. So we're finding more about this crazy backstory. He had a secret life and he basically bankrupted the company that he built with her mom and then took that money with, I guess, the other family and just left the family with nothing.

So now she doesn't trust people. Oh yeah, she's very not trusting, which is why she's like, I won't say I love you, but I will go into business with you. So. I'm very not trusting, which is why when you lend me speakers, I'm not gonna give them back to you right away

because I want you to not trust me in turn. And he's like, but I didn't actually mean it when I said I love you to the other girl. She goes, but how do I know like you actually mean it now? And he's like, cause I said it as I ordered escargot. She's like, that's not a terrible point. It's not a terrible point. So he's like, I did mean it.

I do love you. And she goes, okay, but like, you know, I haven't seen anyone else since we started talking. Like I'm not like a horror slat, not that there's anything wrong with being a horror sled. I just chose like a different path and like I'm doing it. And you know what? Whenever I do it, I have the best sound quality to back me up. I'm sorry. Did I say that on camera? I, when I commit to something, I am in it whole hog.

So for instance, if I come across some speakers, I'm going to hold onto them for as long as I possibly can because I commit to things. He's like, okay, well, we have some things to work out, but I'm not going anywhere and I want to work on it. She goes, yeah, yeah. So then we go to George and Danny prepping for the caviar party and people are coming and they're putting out caviar and all that.

So Charlie comes in and well, he calls Georgia. So he's like, Hey, Queen, just calling because I really would like to get my speaker back. It's like, Oh, babe, babe. Wow. You're really talking about your speaker a lot. Right? Yeah. Cooper knows about it. He heard about it from Jan, who was called by Lucy.

So we're going to get it back to you in the next couple of days, possibly, but like now is not the time to be asking about your speaker. I'm in a Burger King putting on a caviar party. So he's like, no, but I need it right now because I'm having people over. Okay, relax because you literally asked me like yesterday to do this and I need at least three months to be able to pick up speakers from my living room and put them in my bag. Okay, so we will get it to you very soon. Your request has been processed, but it has not cleared yet.

We need five to 1000 business days. Okay, Meredith is here. I got gotta go. And Charlie's like, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr You know, fours and fours go together. Am I right? I, I, I don't need these people on this show anymore. They've served their purpose. They've transitioned us into a new series. They can leave now. I do not need to see Seth on this series anymore. He needs to go.

Teresa's fine. She's been sort of like, she comes in and out, but I cannot deal with Seth asking these questions, trying to have a moment, trying to be funny, trying to launch his podcast again through like building a persona. It has to end. No, this show is, the kids are so much more compelling and every moment that we spend with the adults, whether or not I like the adults on their respective franchises is taking away from making this show grow and be as good

as it possibly can be. I firmly believe that the only time we should see the adults is if they are lecturing their children, like Anwar and later on Candy Burris. But I don't wanna see the adults like palling around with the kids. This is like destroying, destroying the show from the inside out.

I cannot be the only person who is dying to see how Seth's pansexual story is gonna pan out. How is it that I am more invested in Charlie's speakers that I have been and really anything that Seth has ever done on the Real Housewives. That was pretty good. But you know what, I will also say, I don't know a lot about astrology,

but I do know that Taurus's do not belong with Taurus is, you know, that is like the most volatile sign. It's like bulls. That's you don't put two bulls together. So I think Taurus is belong with the Lantras. We're talking about Taurus, right? So Seth is like, no way, how do Taurus is get along on an intimate level guys? Let's talk about this. Can I can I sex coach you? And Louie's like, no way. How do Taurus is get along on an intimate level guys. Let's talk about this. Can I, can I sex coach you? And Louie's like, no complaints here. Yeah. Yeah. We do it. So then we get to Meredith, like she's doing, getting photos done and everything and Amira is there and Charlie and they're there. They start I'm going to go to the box. And they're like, Oh, I'm going to go to the box. And then they're like, Oh, I'm going to go to the box.

And then they're like, Oh, I'm going to go to the box. And then they're like, Oh, I'm going to go to the box. And then they're like, Oh, I'm going to go to the box. And then they're like, Oh, I'm going to go to the box. And then they're like, Oh, I'm going to go to the box. And then they're like, Oh, I'm going to go to the box. And then they're like, Oh, I'm going to go to the box. And then they're like, Oh, I'm going to go to the box.

And then they're like, Oh, I'm going to go to the box. And then they're like, Oh, I'm going to go to the box. And then they're like, Oh,, I can pitch in like 15 or two grand, 1,500 or two grand for it or whatever. And they're all looking at like, yeah, let's go. Let's throw in some money. It's going to be a lot, but like we can do it. And Amira's like, the box is the most iconic New York club. It's very difficult to get into. And like, it's the worst when suddenly like this random like

mom is there. Like, why is she showing up all the time? It's very expensive. And we're always there. So yeah, they all like going to this like Instagram sex club together. So Charlie is now talking to Georgia and he's like, yeah, we're going to get a table if you want to split it with us. And she's like, um, you think I'm going to pay to go out in New York City?

Like that's nuts. Like I literally, I'm from here. So yeah, I'm not gonna do that. And then like, where's Ava by the way? Ava just texted to say she's gonna come. She's like, what? She's like a block away. Like it's, we're wrapping up. Like this is gonna be over in like 20 minutes.

Like, why isn't she coming? It's raining, so she doesn't wanna walk one block. She's literally on the same street. Yeah. Commercials, here comes one right now. So then Seth brings over shy. They're friends shy. So I was like, Okay, guys, I'm leaving just wanted to say thanks for having me. He's like, All right, see who are your friends with

Brooks, Chloe, you gay, you buy you like you like dick in your face. Tell me about it. You like women and dick? Is that pans? You wanna be pans with me? Come on, let's do it. Show me how to do it. Come sit on daddy's lap. You want me to sit on your lap?

We can do this lots of different way. Anal, let's talk about anal. Come on. Oh my God. You know, I feel like Seth has made such progress. Like season one of Salt Lake City, he was just like the worst. And he had some rough seasons there,

but he got better and better and better. And then we've all grown to like Seth. I think this show is a massive regression for him. I don't, I just, I can't sit through these scenes with him, like just trying to like down with the kids. And they're all like, uh, uh. I think it's like so cute. He was just a dad trying to like relate to his kids.

It's like, Hey, hey, shy. I could just want to be a Pans. Okay. How do I do that? You know, we'll switch hidden, you know, baseball, you don't. Are you gay? You gay? Are you pants? Am I allowed to say that, honey? Am I allowed to say it? All right, just tell me where you like the dicks. Okay, I'll take them wherever. I'm here. I'm just here for the kids. Whatever you need. So Ava arrives, meanwhile, and Brooks goes and says hi to her. And Ariana says, um, Ava sent me a text saying I would never look down or speak bad about a woman trying to start a business. Well, you did. And I don't hate Ava. I just think that she said what she said spoke volumes about who she is.

Unlike my fashion, which apparently doesn't speak volumes about my desire to be a fashion designer, but whatever. So Ava comes over to say hi to her and Gia and they hug. And they're like, you missed the caviar. And Gia's like, yeah, I'll always be a little late to something, but Ava, this is so late. It's like so late.

So then we cut to Riley and Charlie, and they're still working on reserving a table at the box and Riley was like, I feel like it's not bad for people for 1200 if we're all splitting it or was it 1200 was a 12,000. I think it was 12,000. I don't know. They're, I could be wrong. I thought you said 1200.

But then they go and they do bottle service, which you know is. Yeah, so they're all split. Thousands of dollars. Four people for $1,200. Yeah. So she's like, yeah, Charlie likes nightlife, but like I'm going to do it, because it's going to be my last hurrah for the summer. So they all decide to go. And Amira, Amira's like, you know,

hearing the comments that Ava made to Ariana at Chloe's birthday party, definitely put a bad taste in my mouth. Like there's a sense of entitlement there, like give it a rest. So they go to the box and we get commercial and then we come back and it's the next day and Riley's meeting Candy and Todd and the kids

at a rooftop pool. And she's like, I'm so tired. So yeah, they all say hi and everything. It's nice to see Candy, love Candy and Todd's. It is really nice to see Candy. I miss Candy. It really is. It is.

Is it Riley's saying like. She didn't have the best, Atlanta was not having its best seasons in her final few seasons, probably two or three at least, but man, I miss her and I miss her so much. She's so grounded and so real. And I think that's what I like about this We have Seth where Seth I feel like is being really performative on camera So to have candy who's just like I'm just here to check in on my daughter and she's like, are you? Like Riley's saying this city is so taxing. She's like, well, why do you want to stay here? She's like, well, I go to Atlanta I'll be in your shadow and Todd's like I get that if I go to Atlanta, I'll be in your shadow.

And Todd's like, I get that. When I'm in Atlanta, people are like, aren't you Candy's husband? But when I'm in New York, people say, who are you? It's a subtlety, but I like it. So he's like, so, you know, what's going on in your friend group, you know, like that guy you had a problem with.

And she goes, oh, now he's mad at me because we went out and he said, let's split a table because we went to the box, you know? So then Charlie comes and brings like 10 girls and I had nowhere to sit. And I'm like, Charlie, you've got all these girls. Like we don't have space. You guys are drinking all the alcohol.

I mean, literally 1942 bottles. So it wasn't cheap. And Candy's like, I mean, literally 1942 bottles. So it wasn't cheap. And Candy's like, I'm paying for 1942 bottles. She was like, what? And she's like, well, I paid them. She's like, how much was it? It's like 14,000.

She's like, 14,000. She's like, what? She starts hitting her. She's like, I'm not paying for that. As she should have, as she should have. Okay. Ridiculous, outrageous. Yeah, so her part was 17 or 7,000 and Amira's gonna split that in half,

but that's such bullshit. And Charlie is that guy who's like, let's split it. And then we show up and I'll bring 10 people to drink off our tab and charge you guys for it. No. Yeah, that is such bullshit. I also just wanna say real quickly before they started talking about this and before Ariana showed up that candy was like,

so what do you want to do with your life? Riley? And she goes, I want to be a DJ. And the look that candy gives her is like, I put all my time and energy into raising you and giving you all the resources so you could do something with your life and you want to be a DJ. I loved it. I loved her just extreme disappointment in that moment. Oh my gosh. So then we go.

Yeah. Then we go to Charlie who's speaking of disappointments. Charlie's just skateboarding around town and he's on the phone with Anwar. And he's like, Dad, just let me finish the pitch before you say no. He's like, oh, you pitch now? Oh, really? Because last time I saw you with a ball it was constantly being dropped, okay?

I've never seen you catch anything in your life pitching. Give me a break. Oh, you're gonna get a touchdown now? Good luck with that. No, Dad, listen, I just need some stuff for my house. Okay, any patio furniture silverware? I need to pay people to hang TVs. You know, my point being is can you just add five thousand dollars to the loan? Oh, yeah, why don't you add five pounds to your weight weightlifting rack so you can have better body like your roommates? What a loser skateboarding around town you're getting ten grand a month and you're still calling daddy for more money to get Craigslist to come hang a TV.

Loser. This guy is pathetic. So then Dylan is there. You can see Dylan is starting to really hate Charlie and he's like, he's like, man, I've never been on the East side. Have you, can you skate over here? And Charlie's like, yeah. It's like, wow, by the way, did Riley pay for last night?

I want to know if she paid for the table. And Charlie goes, goes no she did I mean I assumed That's why she felt entitled enough to say she doesn't want our money, which I wasn't mad at by the way That's for sure. I was like say less That's like you're so she denied his money. That's weird. I know he's like yeah, bro Like Hudson had to eat an eight thousand dollar charge because Riley was like we don't need your money. And Hudson's like, bitch, I want some of that money. Come on now. So I guess Riley was probably mad at Charlie and was like, I guess it was like some weird flag. I don't know what it was. I would not have. I would not have not made Charlie. I

also don't believe Charlie. So we'll see how this plays out. Oh, you think that Charlie maybe told his friends like, yeah, apparently I didn't have to pay because because Riley said she's cover everything so that way he doesn't know like his lies. Or she he was probably saying like I'll pay for it and she's like it's not about the money and he's like okay then I'm not gonna pay it. I mean I don't know I just don't trust Charlie you know. So then Dylan's talking about how hard it is to be friends with all these trust fund babies, you know? And he's like, it's fine until I get stuck with the bill. I mean, this guy owes me money too, you know?

And Charlie's like, yeah, I mean, we've been spending a lot of money, but I'm close to as happy as I could be though, frankly. Yeah, you do, you are, you don't have to do anything, Charlie. Yeah. So Dylan's like, Yeah, I just want Charlie to have a goal have something that like he's excited about. Like, I don't know, like maybe he can do foot content for OnlyFans or like, I don't know, we could do some shower jerk off thing. It's just like he needs to come up with an angle.

Yeah, he's like literally having this conversation with Charlie. Do you think it was easy coming five times today? No, but I did it. Okay. Barely even move my hand right now. Jesus Christ. Charlie's like, wow, all this talk about having to get our shit together is a lot. Let's go home and play Xbox. Okay. Bye.

Yeah. So then we go to some of the other kids having dinner and Charlie is texting Georgia about the speaker still. And Brooks is like, oh my God, seeing you with the phone is like weirding me out. She goes, really? Like, I like this new look for me, honestly. Because yeah, because like Georgia didn't have a phone for a month.

So it was really rough. She spent a month after that first episode without a phone. And we see her in a club with a laptop. Like, why do you have your laptop? She's said, cause that way I can text my man. And then it turns out that she didn't just didn't, I don't think she was looking for a phone and she finally looked under her bed and there was her phone. I like that she's selling herself as this workaholic professional that goes a month

without a phone. Come on now. And Brooks is like, um, has anyone found out where Ava is? I was like, yeah, it was at the Hamptons and Charlie has COVID and yeah, COVID or something. He got it from one of the girls. He brought one of the seven girls. Yeah. Charlie's harem of women. And so then they basically started talking shit about Charlie,

which is great because he needs to be talked, talked about in this way. Yeah. So they're basically like, what's the fuck Charlie? Charlie's showing up with 10 people and having us all, you know, you know, pay for these people. And then we find out Kevin goes, yeah. And then he was like, no, no, I don't have a card. So I'll like Apple pay whatever. So yeah, you really tried to, you really tried to pay, huh?

So George is like, yeah, I mean, is this like more exotic stuff? Like, what the fuck? And Amir was like, well, I don't want to add to the fire, but he did the same thing to me in the Hamptons. And so now talking, they find out that he owes everybody money. And he owes his friend Dylan,

who's not a trust Fund kid, four grand. Yeah, this kid Dylan has, that's a lot of money to cover for someone. And again, Dylan is just like a guy, was he from the Midwest, like a wrestler from the Midwest who's doing OnlyFans. Charlie is so awful. He is so vile.

You're both a rich kid, but you actually don't come with any of the perks of being a rich kid. You actually still use other people and you owe people money while being rich kid. Like that is, you can't be both. Like if you're gonna be the rich kid, you've got to have the money to the back it up. I mean, it's on the phone begging this dad

for an extra five grand, which you know he's not gonna use to pay anybody back. Little asshole. Yeah. So then George is like, I know how much his dad gives him per month. I know the number.

So he's like, how much? Well, I'm not going to say. I'm not going to say. I'm actually getting worried that something's going on. It's a little concerning. I don't know if you guys have heard about this, but there's a chance that there may be a rich kid in New York City who might have a drug problem.

I don't know. He's drinking and treating 10 girls to bottles of 1942 and doing a lot of coke. So, Brooks is like, yeah, I remember when I was like, how are you feeling about your 30th? And he got so weird and defensive. And he's like, Amira's almost the same age as me. I'm not the oldest.

She goes, how dare you? How dare you? I'm not the same. I'm like 22. Well, I mean, 27, but whatever a fucking bitch So then they're like by the way Brooks you have a big birthday coming at the big two five He's like, yeah the birthday for me is horrible I'm in that like midst of a quarter life crisis cuz like being 25 is just a reminder that like, then I'm 50 and then I'm a hundred and then I die.

Like in double this amount of time, my mom's gonna expect me to like start eating mashed up food. So Gia's like, I feel like we should do something fun. I know I'm constantly talking about the Jersey shore, but like, why don't we do the Jersey shore? And you know, they're all like, you know, Bruce was about to be like, guys, let's go to the Hamptons. So Jersey shore. Great. Can I just tell you nobody except Omaira in this group or Ariana, not Amira. Ariana is like, wow, that sounds fun. Everybody else is like, go Rose.

Well, Georgia, Georgia goes, oh my God, that'd be so fun. But Georgia, Georgia is only saying that because she's like, that's so ironic in camp. Like I'll be like, we totally went to the Jersey shore. We have like a Jersey shore Jersey shore party. Did we skip the part where Georgia was talking about like with Danny, they're talking about concepts. She goes, guys, why don't we have like a birthday party themed birthday party? Yeah. It kind of like bowling and it kind of like streamers. It'll be like birthday party themed birthday party. Yeah, it kind of like bowling and it kind of like streamers. It'll be like birthday party themed, but it'll be a birthday party.

Yeah, we can have like balloons. So birthday party. No birthday party themed we can have like a cake we can sing. It's gonna be crazy. That'll be $19,000. Thank you. So then we go to Brooks Ariana and shy Sewing and Ariana is like, Oh my God, I'm in New York. It's like amazing. York is crazy. I'm in my twenties and the twenties is about like finding yourself and I'm finding myself

in New York. Yeah, it's great. It could be hard sometimes, but like you're supposed to feel like you have it all figured out. It's amazing. Now hold on. I'm going to go into my studio to do more content on my toilet. So then we go to Brooks and he's like, this is why it's so important to be in New York because the city has everything for you to figure out what it is you want

to do and who you want to be. Yeah. Like what's the craziest thing you learned about yourself? I learned that I was attracted to men. It was like, it took New York City to pry that out of you. Wow, you relate to that party. But he's like, yeah, I've learned that I need shy to sew everything for me, because it's still literally happening. So they're like, yeah, you have to go to New York in your 20s, your life is fucking over.

So then people were moving along. He has some hula hoop. He's like, I love to hula hoop. That was so funny. It's like a weird like hula hoop simulation. And it's like this thing on a string that goes around your waist and it goes flying off his side onto the wall.

I was like, you have one job. And his boyfriend is just looking at him like, oh my God, I'm dating, this is what I'm doing to be close to Meredith Marks. He looks so silly in this thing, because he's like bent over and he's just like, a little, little, little, little, little, little. His boyfriend's so cute, love you, call me.

So then Omar and Georgia are walking around and they're making a list about their meeting. He's like, I brought the whiteboard. She's like, that is so big. He's like, but I love you. Stop. So then Charlie texts and he's like, please, please, please. Uber package speakers immediately.

I need the speakers. I need the speakers for the no people who are coming over. Come on, dude, I need your speakers. And so the producers selling that to put up his nose or some shit. That's right. Why would someone who's getting 10 grand a month need, you can go get a freaking Echo for 20 bucks. Yeah, this guy's ridiculous. So the producer says, Can you just

explain the fucking producer the speaker thing? And he's like, Okay, here's what happened. I mean, she actually asked everyone, Hey, can someone please bring a speaker? And I went out of my way to say, hey, I have one. Let me bring it for the party. And we see footage of her getting the speaker. And she has an excuse and she's like, I can't get it back to you today.

The next day I hit her up and she's like, I like, can I get my speaker back? And she still won't do it. Now, he's right. Like this is bullshit. If you, I can't stand people who are like this. If you loan them something and then they will not give it back to you. Like she is totally that person and those people drive If you, I can't stand people who are like this. If you loan them something and then they will not give it back to you.

Like she is totally that person and those people drive me nuts and I can't stand it. But in this case, I'm totally down for her making him nuts about the speaker. Yeah, cause it's Charlie, you know, but he is right. That's fucking rude. And then we see, don't we see her around the speakers? She's like, yeah, like these speakers.

We see it's like, yeah, seekers or something, like we see a clip of speakers or something. And then he goes, and then the next day I hit her up and say, can I get my speaker back? And we see a flashback and she's like, um, Charlie, like the thing is you keep asking me about your speaker, like super last minute. He's like, I called you the day before, you know, Charlie spends his days smoking weed and skateboarding and watching South park and then going to a club at night. Like that's a typical day in Charlie's life. And like sometimes instead of skateboarding, he'll ride his electric scooter. And I'm lucky. I thought I fell into a career that I love doing because I don't think Charlie has come

even close. He doesn't even, he doesn't need to figure that out. He gets an allowance from his dad every month. Like the only thing is like Charlie's turning 30 and I think that changes things for people. And I don't know, I'm not 30 yet, but I would imagine it does so that's my way of saying he doesn't deserve his speakers back until he gets a job Speakers because he's going through a midlife crisis because he's old so I'm not playing into that. Okay Yeah, and Dylan's talking about now Dylan's saying saying like, yeah, I gotta go on my grind. I gotta get back to work. Gotta be more focused. Okay. I don't want to be one of those people

who has potential and swandered it. Cause I had this stupid rich kid from like a movie who ruined me. So bye. And as we, as everybody talks shit about Charlie, we just see him skateboarding down the streets pathetically. He thinks he looks all cool, but it looks so sad, you know? So then Georgia and Danny are having lunch,

and she's like, I'll have a Shirley Temple, ironically. Thanks. Oh, should I have asked for that, spiked? That would be crazy. That's like so Gen Z in New York. Like who else would do that except for Gen Z? Totally Georgia. Honestly, that would be be a really good idea,

like a cool idea for an event. Like children's food, but put it on its head. Like put alcohol in children's food. Should we have alcohol in kids food? I love it. We should get kids drunk. Just like shit-faced drunk. And this is where Georgia says,

we should have a birthday-themed birthday party. Like a ball pit, a bouncy castle, a big sheet cake. You know what I mean? Like that's just a birthday party, but fine. So Charlie comes and he's like, yeah a ball pit, a bouncy castle, a big sheet cake, you know what I mean? Like that's just a birthday party, but fine. So Charlie comes and he's like, yeah, hey guys, Ava and I are talking about doing some shit at this vegan restaurant that her dad wants us to make into a club or something, yeah.

And she's like, oh really, why are you involving us? Like you literally do nothing. He's like, honestly, Georgia, I'm regretting the more more than I'm involved in my life these days, quite frankly, she goes, Yeah, I feel the same way. And she's like, dude, you got your speaker back. Like, what's the deal? It's like, yeah, I did. But the disrespect and your lack of caring about that speaker, it is unforgivable.

Yeah, she goes, you're immature. And he's like, dude, shut the fuck up. Seriously, like, I'm not gonna sit here and And he's like, dude, shut the fuck up, seriously. Like, I'm not gonna sit here and listen to this shit, dude. Like, the world doesn't revolve around you. We had an agreement, okay? By Monday, speakers, by Monday, you broke it, you broke it. And she's like, yeah, you call me when we're setting up for Meredith's event, so.

But you didn't so much as apologize. You didn't even apologize. You got mad at me for wanting it back. You were being absurd, almost as absurd as a Gen Z person ordering a Shirley Temple, so. You literally didn't do so much as saying, I'm sorry, you're a stupid delusional bitch, Georgia. You're a stupid delusional bitch.

What is wrong with him? How was, I'm shocked when we see his parents that he was even raised. I mean, can we get a nanny or somebody to yell out? Where did he learn to talk to women? This fucking guy? Yeah, well, this is someone who just gets berated by his parents all the time, probably for good reason, because he has done nothing with his life. And so then that makes him feel stupid.

So he takes it out on people who are close to him, I'm sure. And so that's what he's doing here. Plus he's probably on Coke. So- If I was friends with Georgia, I would give her one of those little machines with button, like one of those little key chain things with different buttons.

And then every time you press it, there's a different sound effect that comes out. And I would just fill it with M-ware quotes. Like, you're a stupid bitch, Georgia. Oh really? You're the stupid little bitch ass motherfucker who doesn't even remember what floors used to stop on before it went to penthouse. Stupid!

And... Stupid! You got pooned. You got pooned right now. Hey, Charlie, just want to let you know, Georgia gave me your speakers. Ha ha ha ha! Try to get them. You could retrieve them if you remember what floor you were raised on.

Ha! Try to get them. You could retrieve them if you remember what floor you were raised on. What are you? You get money from your fucking dad like 10 grand a month because you're pathetic and you never had to work a day in your life. He goes, yeah, guess what? You're fucking dirt poor, dirt poor. Oh really? Oh really?

She's dirt poor, huh? How come you need speakers because you can't even speak? Stupid. Nobody even knows what you're saying, dumb face. Quiet key chain. Georgia, you're here because of me. Well, you can't, you're gonna call me dirt poor? Are you serious?

Just because I have dirty palms doesn't mean I'm dirty poor. And she's like, the fact that I have to work for a living bothers you? She goes, yeah, you're here because you're on this TV show because of me. She goes, you're fucking pathetic. You're almost 30. You're here because you're on this TV show because of me just you're fucking pathetic you're almost 30 you're a joke hold on. I would rather get my nutsack stuck in jean zipper again and then ever look at your stupid face I regret the moment Spum ever came out of me and hit the egg. Okay.

Look at you so pathetic that you have to have arguments with dirt poor people instead of other rich people. You're sad. Poop, if you wanted to argue with rich people, we hired plenty of them to raise you that you could call stupid bitches. Don't do this in public, you loser. Bloop. Also, why do you have so much oil and vinegar there at your table? Too much. Don't need it on your salad.

Now you're fat stupid talking to poor person. Why do you have such poor people condiments? I raise you to have better condiments. So he goes, yeah, you know what? If I was your man, I would slap you. And she's like, what is that even? Why does it have to get to violence, Charlie? God, everyone fucking hates you, Charlie.

You dig your own grave. Dan is sitting there like- You won't even need a grave because you'll be flattened all over the front of a subway train when I push you into it, stupid head. Aw, poor Charlie. You know, when he dies someday, he wants his ashes scattered at sea.

Too bad, because I'm getting mine scattered at ocean, just a little bit bigger. Sorry, you lose. So Charlie leaves. These two really scattered at ocean. Just a little bit bigger. Sorry, you lose. So Charlie leaves. These two really went at it. I mean, this was crazy. It was vicious. Georgia does not even skip a beat.

She's like, whatever, what a loser. I know. And Danny is like, oh my God, that was a lot. Wait, should we have a rich kid theme party? I think that'd be great. This was actually, this fight was so nasty and it's exactly what we think of when we think of the rich kids in New York City having these kind of fights.

I was like, this cannot be real. And I'm not doubting the authenticity of it. I'm like, I just can't believe it. It's like, this is like, I was a girl for real. But good for Georgia. She went right toe to toe with that guy and didn't give a fuck. Yeah, she shut him down.

And he's really- Because he's that kind of guy who gets mean with everybody because he's insecure or whatever guy and didn't give a fuck. She shut him down. And he's really a guy who gets mean with everybody because he's insecure or whatever. And she does not give a fuck. She's like, I can go toe to toe with you. He's like literally a stereotype from some poorly written movie about rich kids in New York city. Like he really does say the things that you don't really think rich kids would

would really say, but he's, he actually is saying it. Like anytime you see those movies where it's like, like the rich bully who's like, whatever, you're just like poor. You're like, people don't, even the rich kids don't really say that, but actually it turns out maybe they do. Yeah, really, really, really gross.

Which of the, I guess he's not part of the Brat Pack. I'm trying to think of the eighties actor he reminds me of. I thought he was in the Brat Pack, but he's not part of the Brat Pack. I'm trying to think of the 80s actor he reminds me of. I thought he was in the Brat Pack, but he's not. He's not Anthony Michael Hall, Emilio Arrablo, Andrew McCarthy, he's none of those. He's always- He's a little bit like Emilio, just a little bit. Yeah, but it was a guy who was blonde

and he always played the villain in those movies, like a preppy villain. Yeah. I'll figure it out one day. There's always a bunch of those. Yeah. I'll find those. But, um, Oh, he's famous now. He was in, uh, he had his own detective show. Oh God, it's going to make me cry.

I'll come up with a Sunday. Yes. It was monk. He's so monk right now. It was not Anthony Michael Hall. I said zone detective show. He's famous now. Yeah, for a while.

He had that show where the girl worked in the FBI and he was like, it was like a silence to the lambs rip off and he was, Oh, James Spader. James Spader. Yes. He would be played by James Spader in the eighties. Yeah, he would be good call. Oh, so thank you for that. That would have been fucking crazy all day. Oh, so thank you for that. That would have made me fucking crazy all day.

Thank you so much for being you. And how dare you erase James Spader from the Brat Pack. He totally was part of the Brat Pack. He was? Well, I didn't erase him, but Gouglet did. You know, he is very much a part of that whole group. I thought he was, but he was not included on the Gouglet. Okay, so Danny is still, Danny's like, oh my god, that was next level. What type of speaker was it? She was it was like some $200 Bose speaker. What a fucking loser.

I mean, you pretty much just get that at the supermarket is like a next to the Reese's pieces of peanut butter cups, right? Georgia is still going to like calling me poor like I pay my own rent. If you didn't have daddy's money, you'd be on the street tomorrow. Like, wow, crypto trader. He's probably made $300, okay? He brings girls out, doesn't have his own credit card

because he can't. And then he has other people cover the bills. Fuck that guy. I mean, you would have thought like, you know, you fucked his brother or something. She's like, yeah, like literally like, like fucked his mom. Yeah. Like fucked his dad. Yeah. Like fucked his aunt. Yeah. Fucked his uncle. Yeah. Like fucked his cousin.

Are there any other family members left to fuck? No, I don't think so. OK, we did a good job with that. Fuck this maid. I wouldn't go that far. I'm not that poor. And Danny's like, that was so unreal. I'm putting it on the grid. She goes, yeah, like literally insane. I'm done with that human.

I'm done. It's gonna be great for Charlie to watch this back and see how his friends, like when they talk shit about him, they really go and like, yeah, he doesn't fucking do anything. He's like, he just lies around, but he won't hear it. Of course, he'll just be like, they're all just fucking jealous because they're poor. They don't fucking do anything. He's like, he just lies around. But he won't hear it, of course. He'll just be like, they're all just fucking jealous because they're poor, they don't understand. Yeah.

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