Watch What Crappens - #2915 Next Gen NYC S1E6: Shore War

Episode Date: July 10, 2025

On this week’s Next Gen NYC, Brooks ages and wonders about the meaning of life as a friend war breaks out around him down the shore. You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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with Miami. It's, and for the next few days, we're going to have a Miami recap up and starting tomorrow with Miami, it's and for the next few days, we're gonna have a whole bunch of subs in your place. No one could ever fill the shoes of Ronnie Karam ever, as I think we all know. But we're gonna have a lot of fun. But we're gonna have a lot of fun with a whole bunch of guests from the world of podcasting and beyond, really from the world of podcasting. So we're gonna have a lot of fun with a whole bunch of guests from the world of podcasting and beyond really

from the world of podcasting. So we're gonna have a lot of fun with that in your in your in your absence. So I'm excited for you though. And I'm excited to see how the eyes are going to look after all this glamorous treat. Like this are gonna look like this. I'm very excited. Let's get on with some next Jen and Nisi. What do you think of that? Next Jen, let's do it. I really enjoyed this episode. I feel like the cast is starting to really gel. Sometimes I felt like some of the earlier episodes were a little disjointed

because I sort of got the sense that Bravo kind of took two concepts and mashed them together. It's like they had a children of of Bravo stars concept, and they also had rich kids of New York city concept. And they're like, well, why don't we put them all together? And it's felt like I've enjoyed the show immensely, but it's felt a little uneven in some ways. And I feel like now the cast chemistry

is starting to really come together, which is lovely. Yeah, they're all there, which I like too, because it's hard to get all this group together, you know? Well, they're not all there, I guess, because one of them has a Dolce and Gabbana event. So, sorry, couldn't make it. I'm choosing Dolce over the Shore. So.

I think it's probably the smart choice. To be honest. I'm gonna support her on this one. It's a bricks his birthday episode. I'm just a toddler. If you will, he is registered. So please get him. He's already got his xylophone. It's got 20 xylophone.

It's no more. He would really enjoy a big chunky plastic key ring that has plastic keys on it that he can just put into his mouth and chew on for a little bit. So if anyone could get him that, that will be wonderful. Every time we've tried to get him one, he's afraid of looking like a lesbian toddler. So don't get a one that hooks onto his belt loop. Like my aunt Josie, the property manager used to carry a big, the biggest chain of keys around her polyester pant belt loop that I've ever seen in my life.

And her chain of keys. When that song happened in Madhouse, Funhouse? Funhouse. Funhouse, no. Madhouse? Yeah, Funhome. Funhome. Funhome.

When that song happened and that girl sang about the ring of keys and lesbianism, I died. I will never forget that number because of my aunt Josie. I was like, this is so true. There just needs to be some rhymes about managing a bowling alley and she's got Josie down. Well, I think the same, didn't the same writer for that show also do the one that we both saw like a few months ago? The the one about the girl who ages to ages quickly and that one had a bowling alley. Oh Did you see that one to Kimberly a Kimbo Kimberly Kimbo? Yeah

Over there. I said it overrated. I said it I thought that the silence of the silence that lingered after that. Because I was just thinking about, do I really wanna diss Kimberly Akimbo? But you know what, it was fine. But also a whole plot line about someone who ages too quickly, like stop looking at my diary. You know what I mean?

Get the fuck out of here. I was very traumatized by the plot. Like she's getting old so fast, I was like get in line, you little brat. Well, I just wanted to say that there was sort of a bowling alley associated with Fun Home. Unless I'm totally wrong and the same creatives did not make that possible.

They did go to a bowling alley. They did. So she worked at the bowling alley, right? Didn't she work there? One of them worked there. Oh no, she was in love with the guy that worked there. Yeah, she fell in love with the kid who worked at the bowling alley. Been there.

Kimberly, Kimbo was my mom. Rondalee Rondondo. This is a podcast recap, Kimbo, at the moment. Yeah, this podcast is going nowhere. So, you've been warned. Okay, so they're all planning on going down the shore, which Gia has invited everyone down the shore for Brooks's birthday, which is probably the most anti-Brooks choice you could have made for a birthday. Yeah, everyone is really upset about this. You can tell because they're like, um, we're supposed to be on a show about like rich kids in New York City. We're supposed to be going to the Hamptons, but because Gia has to be on the show, now we have to go to New Jersey. Like they, they have to do this but because Gia has to be on the show, now we have to go to New Jersey.

Like they have to do this, otherwise like Gia's existence on the show sort of doesn't make any sense. They have to do something. In fact, this is twice now that they've been pulled out of New York City to go to New Jersey. I feel like they're kind of like, we did it once, are we really doing this again? When do we get to go to Hamptons?

Because Gia's that friend who lives the furthest and then makes everybody come to her. Always. Yeah, so. And because her mom's one of those. Famous, they kind of have to do it. who lives the furthest and then makes everybody come to her. Always. Yeah. And because her mom's famous, they kind of have to do it. Like Bravo kind of has to do it to make Teresa happy. I guess, but yeah, here we go. Down the shore.

So Amira's like, is it Amira or Myra? I feel like I know how to pronounce this name, but today for whatever reason, I don't. I think it's Amira. Wow. So Myra's like, dumb question, but is there a beach? And they're like, yeah, there's like a boardwalk, a water park, there's fucking tubing.

Like it's good clean fun. So they're talking about who's gonna go and is Charlie gonna come? Cause Charlie's like fucking dead to me. I'm not even kidding. Charlie is as dead to me as my skin looks to you. I was like, wait, what happened? What did I fucking miss? And George was like, he literally said the most vile, disgusting things anyone has ever said to me in my entire life. Aside

from that one time someone said, why don't you throw a party in a club? Ew, gross, hallmark stores only. Weird, unconventional spaces for raves. Hashtag my life. So we see a flashback of the Georgia and Charlie fight. And he's like, if you were a man, I would fucking slap you in the face, you fucking poor person, you're fucking poor. I was like, you're the one crying over a $200 speaker, sir. Okay.

Yeah, let's be honest. So George was like, you know, all this fucking crazy shit. I'm fucking done. I'm like not even kidding because like growing up on the upper east side and being one of the poor people in those places, Charlie calling me poor was like a re rejection all over again. And the ridiculousness of someone using you are poor as an argument when they literally get every single dollar from their parent. Am I right? Everyone. Yeah. And Hudson's like, that is unacceptable.

My father's billion is built on people loving fried chicken. It is for people who can't afford a lot. How dare you. Poor people bought my jewelry. And George is like, guys, I got his speaker back to him in six days. That is a totally reasonable timeframe. Yeah, he can go buy another one with the money he should have paid for the box the other night.

I mean, the kid just slithered out of the club somehow and I haven't heard from him in a damn week. And Ariana's like, yeah, he drank a whole bottle of 1942 cough up 2k. Am I right? Oh, 2k idiots paying 2k for a bottle of 1942 when they're 20. Stop. So Kevin's like, yeah, he texted me and said, thanks for starting the fight. Cause now I get out of it. And Ariana was like, Oh, oh, so we started a fight on purpose.

So he doesn't have to pay. I just want to clarify that 1942 tequila is about $140. It depends on the size, but it's about $140. Either way, either way, far lesser than $2,000. And not in the club. Not when you get bottle service. Not in the bottle. not at the box. Not when you got people like Lexi Wood and her family

who are like competing to get a table. So they're gonna charge a premium. Yeah, you get a sex show too guys. You get a sex show as well. So they're like, let's get Charlie, let's all get him. And so George is like, I'm gonna do the best of my noble ability to not get provoked the first night.

Cause it's gonna be about Brooks. This is all about Brooks guys, right? Can we just celebrate someone not really understanding how to thread a needle when they're a designer? Can we just have a day to celebrate that? That would be great. We're going to be selling Brooks and also grocery stores. Cause I hear that they have them in New Jersey

and I really can't wait to see what they look like. Literally never been. They put the gross in grocery stores. So then we go to Ariana and Hudson and they're baking. She's baking something and she's like, by the way, I, hey Hudson, I want to have pictures on before my mom gets here. I never thought I'd be saying that my mom was coming

to visit me at my apartment in New York City. Oh, isn't that hilarious? And then we see Brooks and Cade and they are like decorating and Cade's like, what are we doing with that calendar? It'll be easiest to plan our month ahead because Fashion Week is from here. Wait, is this our one year anniversary,

this box over here? Gross. And he's like, what are you drawing on the anniversary? He goes, an engagement ring, cause like we're gonna get engaged, right? Like I honestly thought when I was 25, I'd have like a baby right now. I think the biggest revelation on this show

is how much of a team gay that Brooks really is. I thought he was gonna be just like, I'm a fashion gay and I'm like on my phone, I'm going to chic events all the time and only hang with the chicest people. But he's secretly just like Adam from Shazza Sunset. He just is like, I wanna have a baby, I wanna wear a sweater and I wanna stay inside and crochet.

And I want a giant whiteboard calendar. That helped fill nothing in on, except our anniversary. I just want a big whiteboard calendar that says where my mother's going to be every single day. So then we go back to Ariana. The yarn's coming in. Yeah. When's the yarn supposed to get here?

So then we go to Ariana in Hudson's apartment, and she calls Gia and she is like, I have my friend's birthday party tomorrow night. What do you have to, because we're going to go down the shore. She's like, yeah, well, my mom's, my mom's coming. So like, you want to have dinner with me and my mom, because like we're going to the Jersey shore, we're going to celebrate Brooke. She's like, I can't do it. I have my friend's birthday party tomorrow. Okay. Well, that's cool. I was just going to ask you to see if you could come, but I can't cause tomorrow I have my friend's birthday party.

Okay. Um, so then Ariana's talking about how like she's really excited to go to the casino on this trip. And we see flashbacks of Kim at the casino on Tardy for the Party just like getting ready for her the rest of her life sitting at that slot machine. Sitting at a nickel machine asking random men around for money as she blows millions, literally millions of dollars. So then we go to Georgia, visiting a bowling alley, so chic, so new, so about to be in, because I'm gonna make bowling alleys in.

Hi, I'm Georgia. I'm here for the venue tour. Can I see the space? I think this will make for an awesome rave. Okay, so that brown leak spot there, can we make that bigger? Can we just pour a lot of water in here before Saturday night?

I just want it to look really leaky and brown. It'll be amazing for the rave. I don't know if you know about this, but the DJ Marshmello says he loves a water spot. So could we just like make it as big as possible? Thank you. Yeah. I was thinking that maybe we could have bowling balls that were like hung as like chandeliers or something maybe on like fish strings. So you can't see the strings. So it'd be like floating bowling balls. I'm bringing bowling balls back. Could we do like a past app situation, but like the apps are all passed on like bowling pins.

Like you hold the waiter holds the bowling pin on the bottom, but like there's like a little tuna tartar on the top. What about that? Do you guys do that over here? Instead of like giving bowling balls based on weight, can we have them based on like follower count? Here's what I want to do. I want to put some like mermaids on the alleys and then you can just pretend like they're

swimming or even better. Can we just put a tank of water on top of the bowling alleys and then they can just swim in that? I'm just thinking out loud here. So you know how like when it's time to put down new bowling pin thing is like a machine drops them. Could we put like small children instead and then they'll drop the small children and they could do like a synchro synchro pated dance

or something? Hey, so that area over there where you got the pizza, can we put like a turntable on that? That way he's like DJing with the pizza instead of like a record. Would I think that'd be really cool? Actually, honey, that's already been done on Vanderbump rules. Okay. I don't know if you've watched James Kennedy seasons, but now listen, I don't go to raves, I'm too old.

And she goes, that's actually not true. No, I really don't go to raves. No, that you're not too old. Oh, that's sweet. But I've been to concerts. Okay. She goes, what's the best concert you've ever been to do not say chapel. It's so basic. I'm saying, no, Led Zeppelin. She goes, oh my God, I have a Led Zeppelin tattoo. Check it out. That's amazing.

It's ironic. Actually, it's ironic. Wait, the only tattoo I can see is something that says, I'll have what she's having. Oh yeah. Did I say Led Zeppelin? I meant, um, I've seen Harry Met Sally in concert. So good. I have a tattoo of Rob Reiner's mother on my chest, basically from that movie. It's amazing. So, um, Mary Ann's like, you're my kind of girl. I was like, yeah, well, by the time I'm 30, I want to have like all of my, all of like these successful businesses. Like I want to have like, yeah, well, by the time I'm 30, I want to have like all of my, all of like these successful businesses. Like I want to have like, I don't know, amazing parties and then like event production, crypto water, like just water that you drink, but it's really crypto. Marianne, I'm like having so many good concepts right now.

Do you have a whiteboard? Do you have like a wall of whiteboard I could use in my home? And I just really need to whiteboard. You don't have a whiteboard? Do you have like a wall of whiteboard I could use in my home? And I just really need to whiteboard. You don't have a whiteboard? Okay, well you're white. Just get me a marker. I'll write it on your face. Do you mind if I like write something on Sharpie

on this bowling alley right here? Could you use the gutter instead? Sure. So then we go to Ariana and Hudson waiting for Kim to arrive. And here she goes. She shows up in a Toyota, which I think is I think the first time we've ever seen that on Bravo.

I think the closest thing was when Lisa Hoxhaven drove her maids car, her maids Honda wants to show that she could be of the people. But here comes Kim Zolciak arriving in a Toyota. And they were like, Lisa, you're snobbing. She's like, I drove a poor people car here. How dare you. So Kim either had to take Uber X or hitch a ride with one of the PAs on the show or who knows what, but this big old Toyota shows up and she gets out and she's

like, wow, I made it. I made it the big city. Hey Ariana, can you pay for that car? Thanks so much. Sorry about the peep in there. It's a long drive from JFK. My mom is like forever and will be my best friend. But like, we're going through it. You know, the beer mints, like I was 21 when they decided to get a divorce, you know? And then my dad told me and my sister, we have no money. I mean, I was doing brand deals. I thought it was coming up in my life, but I guess I wasn't. Dun, dun, dun. So Kim was like, oh girls, okay. So Ariane, let me tell you something.

We need to pray for a buyer for this house because we've had three people on Monday look at it. I mean, technically one was termite guy, one was plumber and one was mold inspector, but none of them want to buy a house either, which is too bad. So hopefully the help of that pans out. I mean, look, this house, it's got to sell.

Okay, I'm about to drop $4 million to be done with it. I mean, this house is appraised at five, five million. I need to listen. Mama needs to play those slots. Have you ever played those little shop of horror slots? That is scary. It was exciting. I'm scary. Okay. So I need to get back to it. Okay. Audrey too almost gave me $45. I mean, the house is appraised at five, five million more. We're going to sell it about four. We're going to sell it about $4 million. I hope this house sells too. What do you mean? I already put this house on the market. So I hope you don't mind.

I told all your step brothers with their hair, like, put the house on the market. You don't need this toaster. Do you? I need toaster back home. It's just funny. You know, the foreclosure guy loves toast. It's layers hadn't taken it yet. I hope you don't mind. I told all your stepbrothers they get to move in here. So Cash and Cooper and Klopper and Kabumple, they're all going to get into that room over there with a beanbag. So she's like, my mom is trying to keep up with bells and it puts me in a tough spot. Okay. And Hudson's like, yeah, she's plenty capable of making her own money.

I've watched the classics. Where's big papa when you need him. I mean, come on. Kim really, here's what Kim needs to do. And this is what Erica Jane failed to do, but this is what Kim needs to do. She needs to like say goodbye to the wig because she's a, first of all had the same wig since like 2009. So just in general, you need to change that up, but she needs to go like natural and she needs to become like an earth mother.

And she needs to be someone who's like very goopy. Like don't, I mean, don't go into like, don't go down a path of anti-vax. We don't want that, but like go down a path of like yoga. We're talking about kids we'll see. You're right. She's already there. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap. It's commercial.

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But eventually it would work. But she's just still doing the same Kim Zolciak that she was in 2009. And like just how Erica Jane, she've just changed up her image as soon as all the scandal hit. Like, and she refused to do that. Kim, if Kim does that, I guarantee she would find success on Bravo again. Well, two things. First, Kim did try to do that, kind of. She became like, she became like a Christian influencer for a minute and tried to be like, I'm into Christ. So if you guys want to be into Christ with me, come on over here to Kim's Instagram, we're going to Christ it up. It's me and you and Jesus. And I was like, please don't, please don't do this. So, she did that. And then second thing is,

did you read all the new Erika Jayne news? Oh my gosh. So, Erika Jayne, well, first she performed at Gay Pride with the Scissor Sisters, which was pretty cool. I had a friend sending me videos like, oh my God, Erica's with Scissors Sisters. Okay, the next part, she announced- Well actually, to be fair, I don't know if you heard, but Ken Zolciak performed with a pair of scissors. I tried to stab a pair of sisters for the insurance money. But Erica Jane announced her new boyfriend

this week. His name is Shrek, and he's a military guy. He's known as the chief of Baghdad. And in the picture of the article, she's walking hand in hand with him, and he's wearing a shirt that says, Slaughter Stuff. And he's on news things like, I like Trump, I like Vance, I like, you know, like, he's like, hugely conservative. And I was like, what an interesting choice for Eric. What an interesting choice to be bringing on. I doubt she's going to bring him on the show. But his shirt says slaughter things in the stranger things, slaughter things, font. I know, but in the stranger things font. Oh, I didn't notice it was that. That's fine. It was like a plan that, uh, yeah.

It's good to see that she's standing up for all the people that she, uh, I'm all the people in our audience, all the people in her audience, all the people who paid the tickets to see her shows. Yeah, really. It's like she goes from Scissor Sisters to dating slaughter things guy. And his name is Shrek. Like I can't, you can't make this shit up.

Well, good for you, Erica. But does he have money? I don't know what he has. I guess that's the question. I don't know what he has. Yeah, that's the question. He has a t-shirt collection. He has a vibrant t-shirt collection. And he's got a very violent t-shirt collection. So we'll see where that goes.

But yeah, Kim did try to do the Christ thing and people did not buy it. So now they're talking, Arianna is talking about how she's going to go to Italy and Kim's like, you never been? You never been to Italy? Come on. Come on, now they're talking, Ariana's talking about how she's going to go to Italy and Kim's like, you never been, you never been to Italy. Come on, come on now. Come on. Hey, you got any cheese? I can squirt on this cracker. What the hell?

This cracker is undressed. You got anything in a can? Come on. Hey, you only pouring me half a glass of wine. Get over here. It's a solo cup. Get your shit in there. There's lines on a purpose.

Fill it to the top one. Fucking loser. I can't wait to go to little Italy. You've never seen spaghetti so small. Get shit in there. There's lines on a purpose. Fill it to the top line. Fucking loser. I can't wait to go to little Italy. You've never seen spaghetti so small. I everything just tiny over there. Just please don't let it be little people. Italy. I don't like little, little, little waiters. I mean tall weight, only tall waiters. All right. That's why I never dated someone in bit little Papa only big poppies. Only big by me. Bigs. I need big before their name is there a big Italy big so Arianna's like by the way I don't know if

I told you but I saw candy just well if you think you're bringing candy to dinner you got another thing coming unless Kenny wants about my house which guess yes she can come to dinner I'm like by the way you should be nice to candy you need that you need you need some rich friends right now Kim so you better know very the hatchet real quickly she tried to sue me she tried to take me to court Ariana. Yeah, cuz you owed her a shit ton of money fucking scammer. What the hell? You owed money

Try to take it a quote. Well, you know poor candy had to listen as you tried to take it to church And that was probably not good for her ears. Yeah, so Ariana is like I mean, I'm, I'm not bringing you to see candy. I've never even told you, by the way, we finally secured a manufacturer for our athleisure, uh, uh, line. That's all about pastels. The vision is pastels. We got a manufacturer, AKA someone who's he has a business called, I'll take your money. It's great. So, uh, just met him with the other day and he's incredible. I don't remember hiring anybody.

I've been taking your money for years. Where's my money? Where is it? And then she really does squirt cheese onto her cracker. I thought you were making that up. I miss that. It's just so, it's just so them. I loved it. I do enjoy that. The cheese, like a cheese whiz moment. I do enjoy it. I'm not going to lie. I don't actually get cheese whiz, but I do love the cheese whiz crackers that you buy in the store. You know,

like the peanut butter crackers, but they've got the cheese whiz in there instead. They taste like chemicals. Delicious. Or a handy snack. I would love a handy snack right now. Let's do it, man. So Ariana's like, yeah, I'm really excited having my own things come to fruition. And Hudson's like, no, she says, okay, fruition then. I know it's like, yeah, I'm really excited having my own things come to flourishing. And Hudson's like, no, she's okay. Fruition then I know it's fruition. God, I say flourishing for so long.

I said flourishing for a very long time and no one corrected me. Kim's like, well, I don't know. That's just like when I was spelling cat like K-A-T. I mean, I'm not an idiot. We all know it's spelled Z-A-T, right? No. Ariana's like, I'm flourishing, so I come to flourish in. You know what I mean? But that's not where you're, you're not talking coming to, if you're coming into, if something

comes into fruition, it doesn't necessarily mean it's flourishing. Don't try to explain to these people that fruits grow out of the ground, please. I don't want to watch their brains leak. I was just cleaning the floor, so my idea of a clean kitchen is coming into flourishing. What don't people understand? So we go to Charlie and Ava shopping for a birthday gift. Are they at a baby store? Wait, where are they shopping? They're at, I think, a store run by babies because it seems like there's a child that's working there. And Charlie is, he will not stop pacing. I'm not saying he's on drugs, but he's definitely on drugs. And he's just like, he just paces back and forth.

He's like, oh man, you have to come to the Jersey Shore otherwise I'm gonna be alone. I'm like, could you stand still, please? We're trying to watch a show. No, and he's like, oh God, the Jersey Shore? He's like, the Jersey Shore, otherwise I'm gonna be alone. I'm like, could you stand still, please, we're trying to watch a show. No, and he's like, oh god, the Jersey Shore? He's like, the Jersey Shore? I mean, I only go there to fly out of Newark. I mean, I never saw the Jersey Shore show,

but I know it's a bunch of ugly chicks and dudes like that are ripped, like beating each other up and shit. Excuse me, sir, it is not ugly chicks and ripped dudes. It is ugly chicks and ugly men too, okay? Yeah, what the hell? What kind of thing is that to say? How dare you? I hope he gets attacked by that entire cast. I would love to see. He will. Yes. This guy is such a piece of shit. I will take any one of the Jersey shore people over him because you know,

the Jersey shore people, there were icons of a generation, but he is such a piece of shit. He has done nothing with his life. He has done half of what Snooki had done before walking into the Jersey shore for the first time. He's done half of what the situation and whatever the situation did at that time. And this situation did a lot of stuff going into that season. He's done half of that and all he has because he's accomplished so little in his life and done so little and disappointed so many,

all he has to cling onto is this snobbery, because it's the only thing that can separate him from failure is to have this idea that he doesn't do these things. You've never even done a third of what these people have done. You haven't done gym, tan or laundry in your life. How dare you?

You better step down, sir. So they're like, okay, so what's the vibe of your friend? How dare you? You better step down, sir. So they're like, okay, so what's the vibe of your friend? Does he like colors, neutrals? What's his vibe? He's a toddler obsessed with his mother. Okay, well, I'm gonna just leave you guys to that. I'll just be standing over here in the back.

Just let me know if you need anything. Yeah. So Eva's like, yeah, I have to go to an event in the Hamptons and they just changed the fitting to tomorrow instead of today. So I probably am not going to go. And Troye's like, I mean, I wish you were there. I mean, oh, God, like, now I'm going to be all alone.

Yeah, I'm going to a brand event, which means I've got to go to a fitting. And like, I don't know if I event, which means I've got to go to a fitting and like, I don't know if I can do that to prioritize. It's like, yeah, well, it's like, I mean, why don't you just come the day after? Yeah, well, unfortunately, I'm going to a brand event in the hamps. Okay, Ava, we got it. We got it.

You're going to the hamps for brand events. He's like, yeah, but if you're not there, I'm going to be down bad because you know, Dylan's probably going to pull some flaky bullshit. Why don't we get the story of what happened with Dylan? Because last week he owed Dylan $4,000 and this week Dylan's moving out. You know, there's something weird going on. Dylan is like, he's not on the poster of this show,

but he's had a role for sure. And they were buddies. And then suddenly he owes Dylan money. And now Dylan's drawn. And Dylan's also like, I need to get back to focusing on work. Charlie's been a bad influence on me. It's like, something happened here.

Yeah, this is fishy and they're not telling us and I don't like it. So, Ava's like, wow, they have a lot of baby clothes here, which is perfect. And she's like, yeah, the clothes make me want a baby, but I'm not there yet. And Charlie's like, I was born there. Let want a baby, but I'm not there yet. And Charlie's like, I was born there. Let's just have a kid and get it over with.

My dad'll give me a lot more money if I have a kid. Come on. Yeah, man. So then he's like, well, when Ava says she might not go, that means she doesn't want to go. And why, you know, the reason why I really want Ava there is because, you know, and why I want Dylan there is because there's like drama that I can just foresee happening with Georgia and all the bullshit that's going on. Plus Jersey people, gross, disgusting.

Kyle Soria Yeah, so we go to Gia who's getting glam before a fashion shoot. So she's FaceTiming with Teresa. Teresa's like, are you getting ready for the photo shoot? Blink blink blink blink. It's like, yeah, I did my fittings. It's gonna be like really retro Italian, like a postcard vibe like Sophia Loren. What is this photo shoot for? No, like, I'm like, Charlie, you're so dismissive and so snobby about New Jersey. But then we come to Gia and I'm like, what's going on here?

I'm like, she's doing a photo shoot for what? Posh? Gia, Judeis. Yeah. I'm gonna look at Vince Camuto. So I'm looking up photo shoot, Vince Camuto, Gia Giudice. I don't know, but she's eating a pizza or she's serving a pizza. It's-

Pete Slauson Oh, is this a shoe company, Vince Camuto? Dave Kuntz Well, I don't know. They're not showing shoes. Maybe it's a purse because there's a lot of purses in these pictures. One she's drinking a glass of wine and there's a giant purse on the table. And then one, she's getting a pizza out of the oven with a huge purse. Where did you find this photo shoot?

I've been looking for it. Gia, Gia, guys. Here, do you want me to show you right here on the screen so people can see us? Yes. What is this? Image share screen. This is a Crap It's On Demand exclusive. Exclusive. Okay, so. Crap is on demand, exclusive.

Exclusive! Okay, so. Let me make it bigger. Okay, can you see? Oh, it's nice. This is a lot of juice. Oh, that's, ugh. It looks just like Sofía Loren

pulling a pizza out of the oven. There's a big shadow behind her. It's not a great picture, I'll tell you that. It's like hard lighting, intentional hard lighting. Yeah, and then this shadow. This's not a great picture. I'll tell you that it's like hard lighting and yeah I'm in this shadow. This is not great. I'm gonna say Yeah, you love it that she drank the entire carafe of wine though. And this bag is humongous. This bag is bigger than Gia It's it's a Vince Camuto specialty. It's a commuter. I think it's It's a design it's okay accessories fine great. Yeah, the soup bakery. She's in a pretty It's okay. Accessories. Fine. Great.

Yeah. Vesuvio bakery. She's in a pretty dress. Okay. Gia, we want you to be our model. Okay. So what we're going to do is we want to style you so that way you look like you're 47 years old. We think this will really sell the product. Yeah. But you know, hey, there you go. Working. So good for her. You know, in the photo thing. There you go. Working. So good for her.

You're doing the photo thing. Okay. So she's doing that. So Gia says, I think a lot of people have preconceived notions about the Jersey Shore, but the Jersey Shore is what you make of it. It can be a peaceful place. You can go play miniature golf or you can be like my bitch aunt and throw cheese all over a deck somewhere. You make it what you want.

So back with Ariana, Kim and Hudson, they're having dinner in Little People, Italy, and Ariana is like, Oh my god, children really do work here, mom. She's like, I told you, I told you there's gonna be little people running all over the place. Did you see that little kid who just picked his nose and threw a pizza in the air? Hey, who's that guy over there making love to a lady with a culotta and then her mom is joining? Oh, that's just the guy from that one season of Jersey. We don't talk about him anymore. I was secretly hoping that guy was gonna show up.

So remember, cause he had that restaurant in Little Italy. Yeah. Yeah, what was his name? Ed, no, Santa was the mom. Santa was the mom. I don't remember the guy. Nicole, look at that. Alboricci?

I think it was like Alboricci or something like that. Something like that. Twins, New Jersey, Apria. Twins, New Jersey, Jersey restaurant owner, restaurant. Doing really great work here. Reno. Reno, yeah, Reno. Reno, Angelo's of Mulberry Street.

Come in here whenever you wanna come in here. My place is your place. You wanna meatball, you gotta meatball. That's what you come when you come through Reno's, all right? You know, I think we should have the, I think it's time to bring the twins back because anytime someone says, remember that one season of Jersey,

people always go, the twins. They don't even mention Amber Marchese, thank God. But it's always like, oh yeah, the twins. No one even really knows anything about them. They just know that there were twins. There was a season where there were twins and that's it. Okay, so Riley comes and it's not awkward at all. She's like, hi everybody.

And she's like, oh my God, honey, so good to see you. How are you? You look so pretty. With that outfit bought with the money your mom stole from me. That's great. Have a seat. The children around here are your waiters. Don't let them make you uncomfortable. Fuck away from me, you little brat get get a big person to serve me. Okay, you're not old enough to serve me So

Kim's like, all right. Well, okay, so I'm good. I need a fan cuz I'm gonna fucking die over here Well, I'm sure we can get one at radio check. No, no, I need someone who knows who I am If I don't feel famous, I'm gonna die. I need a fan. Get me a fan. So they tell her what a dick Charlie is and how he spent all this money in the bar, the bottle section of the bar. And Kim's like, I mean, come on, come on, bro, just stay home and drink bottles of wine. What the hell? Yeah, Kim, known for saving money. Kim, how many millions have you gone through in literally five minutes? Stop. Hey, I put the gallon frugal, okay?

So, our gallon frugal. Charlie is the Kim Zolciak of this cast, just like stealing money. She's like, wait a minute, you had $14,000 to steal? Well, shit, why'd I only ask for two? What the hell, Charlie? That's, those are damning words, saying that Charlie is the Kim Zolciak of this cast.

So- Well, the freeloader. You know, the one who just wants to use everybody for their money and pretends they're the rich one. Sounds familiar. Yep. So they tell about the bill and she's like, what? And Riley's like, and then we hop in the car

and I say, Charlie, put your card down. You go first. And he says, I don't have a card. Everyone knows that I have Apple Pay. Which by the way Hello is 2025 or 2024 when this was filmed. How do they not have Apple pay at the box? Okay He's not well, I'm also the box just on that if you have Apple pay and your friend is paying it on the credit card You send them the Apple pay that moment. Thank you. Yeah, what the hell? It's called also like it's also called Venmo it's literally, I don't understand why they are

in this situation. Why doesn't he just Venmo right then and there? Like it doesn't make any sense. Yeah, exactly, that's what I mean. You know, it's weird. So. What the hell? Yeah.

Yeah, it's like the future. So figure it out. So they have dinner and basically they just talk shit about Charlie and what an asshole he is. And then Riley's like, yeah. And then he randomly brought up wanting to sleep with Ariana. And she's like, what? Does she know that Hudson's rich as hell? Look at him. You think I'd let her date the physical embodiment of fried chicken if he wasn't rich? Come on. the physical embodiment of fried chicken if he wouldn't rich. I think, come on.

Come on. Does he sort of look like the lady in election whose brother won school president? Perhaps, but that's OK. So then we go over. So Hudson's like, yeah, the second we met that guy, the first night, he just looked her up head to toe. She goes, who, me? And he's like, well, to toe. She goes, who me? And he's like,

well, both of us probably. So who knows which one he's in for. And Hudson's like, yeah, it makes sense. Like, I don't, he doesn't want to be friends with me and wants to fuck my girlfriend and make me pay for a section. Kim's like, wait a second. Are you saying there's a world in which my daughter could be in a throuple with two rich guys? Because this ain't sounding so bad. Then we go to Brooks. Yeah, Brooks is packing. He's like, I don't want to travel with a fly swatter, but I've never been to the Jersey

Thinking I mean has one does like the Jersey Shore Here has like one was like electric Those are trick they tennis racket fly swatters and I guess imagine like even if he did see a fly I just can't imagine Brooks actually using it like If this is hard, this is so heavy. I have the upper body strength for them I don't want to have killed the fly because I hate conflict like I don't have the upper body strength for them. I don't want to have killed the fly cause I hate conflict. Like I don't want to confront the fly with my racket. It's too much. It's scared. I'm going to cry.

So then George is packing and she's like, okay, this one needs to be washed. That one's dirty. That one picks up on my BO. This one's a no. I don't think a two two is going to land. Fucking George. You know what? I'll bring them all. I'll't think a tutu is gonna land. Fucking George. You know what, I'll bring them all. I'll bring them all. We're gonna all at once. Then Amira's packing.

She's like, oh my God, so places I will go if you invite me immediately. South of France, the Hamptons, Ibiza, London, not Mallorca, cause I'm banned. If it was not for Gia and Brooks, I would not be going to the Jersey Shore. Hello? Building my brand as a fashion model.

Why are we going to Oceanside? And how is nobody asking her why she was banned from Mallorca? Yeah, I don't even know what that really even means. That's one of those things where people say that I'm like, I'm not going to even ask you because I know you're dying to tell the story and the story's going to be bullshit. So I'm going to let you like die on the vine with that one. Oh, well, I just looked it up and it says, no, Mallorca has not banned Amara.

The claim that Amara was banned appears to be a joke made by herself on social media. Amara D'Swane is known for her humor. Okay, Ronnie. So get the fuck over and stop Googling everything during a podcast. Wait, was that, was that? That's a very funny thing that, was that like on Snopes or something.

I just looked it up. I just looked up Mallorca banned Amira and it's like, no, they have it. So stop spreading this about Amira, Ronnie. So now we cut to Brooks on the phone with Ava. How many bangs do you think you're going to bring? And she's like, honestly, one to zero. Cause I'm not planning to come, but I'll just say one really. Yeah. Like one duffel. Cause you know, I have to leave on day earlier. Cause I don't know if you know

this, I have a brand event at the Hamptons that I have to go to. Yeah. Dolchin gobs, Dolchin gobs. So sorry. And she's, then she tells us a random thing. She's like, in my family, we have a birthday tradition where everybody goes around the table and then they say like something that they absolutely love about you. And that's like my favorite thing. I'm like, here's the microphone. Anwar We have tradition in our family where when it's Charlie's birthday, we go around the table and tell him all the things that he has failed at. Okay, I'll start. Everything. So fun. For Charlie's birthday, we go around the table and say what we could be doing instead of

celebrating such a loser. I'll go first, golfing with someone who's not such a loser. We have a tradition where we talk about the things that we would love to throw at the loser of the family and then we throw it. So I'll go first. Apples and oranges. Here you go. Duck Charlie. For Charlie's birthday, we go around the table and we say, who has more muscle tone than Charlie? I'll go first. Bunny rabbit. We have tradition where we say, what sort of thing that could be served in a bowl looks most like Charlie. I'll start, white pudding. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, you don't look like your roommate. Ho, ho, ho, everybody. So Hudson and Ariana pack,

and we find out that he's like obsessed with jewelry. So he's like, yeah, I'm not jealous, I'm competitive. And if anyone thinks they're gonna get in the way of this relationship, you've got a full head of very long split ends to deal with. So come at me. He's like, yeah, I like my jewelry. Not to show off.

It's because I fucking love my jewelry. Okay. This is what I like. I actually like his, I like his style. I'm shocked how much I like Hudson. After the trailer, I was like, oh God, look at this guy trying to be like- That's a sweetheart. The Fonz. I actually like Hudson the most.

The Fonz. And I do like his style. I do think he will get mugged and robbed at one point and he should be very careful. And I think like it might be time for him to explore like some costume pieces, maybe go to H&M and get some $5 necklaces like I have. And then he'll be set to go.

Yeah, you know, he's one of those people that get mugged, but you still love him. You know, you're like, that's how you learn, you know. And also I like that he is somebody that can learn lessons because we've seen that he now has short hair that looks very healthy. And I'm glad that he watched his show and was like, you know what, my hair looks like shit.

So I need to get that fixed. It's like he took someone's advice and listen, I love a learner. I love a learner. And you know, I can't stand Charlie, but when he says, you know, he's too rich to be showing up as well. This Christian rock band lead singer look alike. I was like, hmm, it's kind of an accurate read.

It is giving a little Scott Staff. I know, but have you ever seen, have you, wait, who is it? I'm sorry, I talked over you as usual. Scott Staff. Scott Staff. The Creed singer? I was going to say, have you seen lead singers of Christian bands? Because they're usually hot. I mean, like a Christian band knows how to get a lead singer because the leader of Christianity is Jesus, who was hot. Like, you don't see any pictures of ugly Jesus, you know? That's why he has a whole religion. So, I figured that's not like that bad of a diss,

but yeah, Charlie's being a bitch. He's like, yeah, he just like flaunts his wealth. Yeah, he's like too rich to be showing off his wealth, okay? All you do is talk about your wealth and call people poor. Be quiet, Charles. Yeah, that's the thing. If you hadn't just like ended an episode being like you're poor.

I might agree with you on this one. Like, you know, what did Dorinda say? Money talk, wealth whispers. Yeah. Yeah, money talks, wealth whispers. Bitches mess with me. You want a piece of me, five dollar bill? But Charlie also talks like he has old money. And as far as I can tell, he's not old money. His dad is like a mutual fund guy.

That's like, that's new money, I hate to say. I think he just like adopted old money ways. Yeah. So they're talking about whether they've been to the shore or whatever. And Charlie's like, yeah, I'm mad excited. I'm mad excited. I'm trying to like gamble my dick off tonight.

So, unfortunately I only have Apple pay. So I hope you guys brought some cash. So then Brooks and Charlie and Chloe were talking and Brooks is like, so I told Kade that we're all riding together in the car. And he was like, are Chloe and Charlie rekindling? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha life in Bali while I'm sitting in a car with Charlie. So then Charlie calls Ariana and he's like, are you on the way? She's like, yeah, you just like, yeah, we're and then they're basically saying we're going to go.

Thank you for coordinating. It's like, yeah, yeah, it's just kind of so then we find out that Dylan moves out, but we don't find out why. So that's what we've already talked about that. It's annoying. And Shia is going to come late. So you know, they're talking about who's going to be coming and who's not. And Charlie is like, yeah, I'm actually excited to see Ariana and Hudson, you know, because

I saw Ariana weeks ago at the box. And then Hudson got stuck with the bill because Riley was like, Dylan, Charlie, get out. We don't want your money So like Riley was on some shit. So whatever this is gonna blow fuck. Maybe I'm not excited. God. Everyone hates me right now, right? Yeah So then in a car in the other car Riley Georgia Amir and Kevin are driving and rather like my mom's actually pissed She was so bewildered and George was was like, wait, your mom was like, what over Charlie question?

Does your mom have any sort of unorthodox spaces to have a rave because I could totally see myself loving your mom. She's like, no, because of the whole thing and how we pay for the drinks. And we see a flashback of candy be like, what? So yeah, they're all just like stewing about how Charlie is so

cheap for being so rich. And Charlie sent a text to Georgia and was like, I mean, are we going to get along or do we have a beef like just warn me now? And she's like, I'm not even gonna write him back because like, what the fuck? That's not cool. I mean, he has no friends left. So he's about to step into a house full of people he has beef beef with so that's what he's trying to be nice to me now. Don't don't don't.

And Ariana's talking about like, but she said, she says, from the moment I met Charlie, we had a beef, you know, and he's just like progressively gotten into like owing money and telling my friend he wants to fuck me and I have a boyfriend, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. We're all mad at Charlie. Okay. But we also need to dial it in, I guess maybe for Brooks or something like that. She's like, we're here to celebrate it, dear friend. And we're not like, how can we not have a great time? Okay, look at all these amazing people in the car. Yeah, so then they start arriving at the Jersey Shore and everyone's like, wow, this isn't as shitty as we thought,

you know, like everybody's opinion is like, wow, this is way not as shitty as we thought, you know, like everybody's opinion is like, wow, this is way not as shitty. So then Georgia is like, Oh my god, shut the front door. They have mac and cheese. There's like a whole deli bar over there. This is fucking crazy. Tim Cynova Yeah, because when they're arriving, Chloe, Chloe asked, I mean, I was like, how is your drive Amira? And Amira was like, it was good, but we had a little detour. And so you think it's gonna be that they went someplace

like awful, something terrible happened. And all that happened was that they went to a grocery store and Amira was like, I'm not gonna go in there. I absolutely loathe grocery shopping. Oh. George has never been into a grocery store. So she's like, oh my God, like mac and cheese.

What the hell? I liked this episode because we got to see a little bit more of Amira's personality and her quirks and like her rear disdain for grocery shopping was I was like, okay, we're starting to see something here. We're starting to see the cracks in this lady. And so, but Georgia being like, oh my God, they have an entire aisle dedicated

to something called cereal? I don't even know what that is, but so exciting. That popular podcast was so popular, they even sell it at grocery stores. Insane. You guys, they sell lettuce here. You can actually get like a whole farm's worth of produce in a grocery store.

Can you even believe it? So Gia's in the kitchen as she announces, they're gonna do a seafood boil. And Brooks is like, do they have sharks? And she goes, Brooks, it's the ocean. That's where sharks live. And he goes, so yeah. He's saying that there are sharks here.

The shark is not coming to dinner. She's like, we're making dinner, but what about the sharks? They won't be able to make it up into the house. It's okay. And he goes, wait, I like have a shark tracker on my phone. I just look at it in general. It could be scary. Sharks are scary.

Wow, a lot of shark content on NBCU. So then Brooks is like, I'm just like have a really big fear of just like animals in general, unless it's like a dog. I like dogs and hamsters, not flies. That's why I brought this tennis racket. And Amiradezan.

She's like, I got stung by a jellyfish last summer in Ibiza, scary fish, alligator, sharks. I mean, I literally have goosebumps thinking about that. I hate that. I hate it. I hate it. Brian Smith I got banned from jellyfish, Majorca. So sad. So then Brooks is like, Hey, everyone, big news. My Instacart arrived. Brian Smith I got yarn and crochet needles. You're like, what?

They're like, is crochet a brand? Like, yeah, we're going to make friendship bracelets. Charlie, do you want to learn how to crochet? He's like, no, it's not crochet o'clock. Oh, Charlie, so funny. He's like, where'd you even learn how to do that? And he goes, yeah. Charlie's like, yeah, he went to knitting camp because it was knitting club. I liked that Brooks has all of these boundaries on what's called a club and

what's called a camp in his life. Cause remember a few weeks ago, I was like, it wasn't tennis. What'd you say? It was like a tennis. Intensive was a tennis camp. It's a tennis intensive. He's like, Brooks is like adamant. He's like, he refused to say camp. I went to a knitting intensive. How cute that Brooks showed up with like that bricks just wants to crochet. Like I feel like I never saw this side of him before. Now I know why Meredith is like, he's just a child.

Because he is actually so, it turns out to be very sweet and innocent. So George is like, I don't get it. Grocery stores are boring. I could have watched like two shows in the time that it takes to go to the grocery store. And Hudson's like, I mean, it's getting close to $400 guys.

Someone's like, well, I mean, 400 divided by 12, that's not bad. Think about it. And Ariana's like, well, I mean, 400 divided by 12. That's not bad. Think about it. And Ariana's like, wait, you mean 11? Cause someone's not going to contribute. George is like, uh, I don't get it. Yeah. Cause like someone's not going to pay. I don't get it.

They only have Apple pay. Oh. Oh, yeah. I saw apples at this grocery store. Did you know they sell those there? They were five. Is that what Apple pay is? So we go to the back to the house

and Charlie's like, I need to smoke. So it's time to eat and Amir is like, love you, but I can't eat seafood. Don't do it. I'm not a fish person. So I'm going to just order DoorDash. Don't love seafood. Have you heard of my Jolly Fish stories?

Why are you questioning me? Sort of odd toDash, don't love seafood. Have you heard of my Jollyfish stories? Why are you questioning me? Sort of odd to announce that you don't like seafood the moment that the seafood hits the table. Like when it's obvious that they're cooking seafood, why did you not order the DoorDash ahead of time? Like, why did you wait until that moment to then announce that you're gonna order your food? Yeah, so Riley comes and she, yeah, no, you're right.

Of course. Right, they coordinate, coordinate a little bit. And so Riley's like, well, Charlie's a dick, but what are you gonna do? We'll just keep our distance. So they hug awkwardly. And then Brooks is talking to Georgia about her ride here. And she's like, well, we made a couple stops,

but we made it in one piece. It was like my first time in a grocery. I mean, not like ever, but like mostly. Like usually I'm there like ironically, but this time I actually had to put things in like something they call a car. I mean, it was weird. It was weird.

It jingled. I can literally count on my hands how many times I've gone to grocery store. Like literally I just scratching the numbers on the dirt and then I just do some little math and that's how I find my total, how many times I've been. That's how I count on my hands. So were you poor or were you not? Because like half of your story is like, I grew up poor, but I noticed that this time

she kind of changed it to where she's like, well, I wasn't like poor, but I was like poorer than most people on the internet. Yes. I know that she said that too. Poor, rarer. She's still pulling the poor card. Well she obviously, she was pulling the poor card because she was taunted for being poor. But I guess maybe the pain was that they weren't actually poor. They just were poor, rarer. And she was being associated with the actual poor. Unfairly. Yeah. Yeah.

So they're talking about Charlie, and she's like, I don't want drama on your birthday. He's like, why? It's fun. Tell me what happened. And she's like, well, he went berserk over a portable speaker, like a bur-zerk, okay? Like, I mean, I said shit back, I'm not innocent, but like, I mean, he was calling me poor,

and he called me a dumb bitch and said he was slapping me in the face. And Brooks is like, I mean, he was calling me poor and he called me a dumb bitch and said he was slapped me in the face and Brooks is like, what? So he's like, I can't believe this is happening, uh, happening on my birthday. We need some sort of binding principle to bring us together. I guess crochet is not going to work. Well, maybe it'll be red Robin cause in walks Amira with some, um, Amira with some red Robin and George is like, what is that? Did you literally kill a Robin? Are you eating a Robin for dinner? And she's like, mazzie sticks. And she's like, Oh, gross. I don't even know what that is, but I feel like it's very New Jersey ish.

Cause yeah, well fuck you. I'm going to eat them. Okay. Yeah. I didn't eat it all earlier. I haven't had any food all day. Let me have my mazzie sticks. And Georgia goes, huh? The Zempik's wearing off. And she's like, you bitch, how dare you? That is so classless and tacky. So now she's mad and we get the beginning of the Amira versus Georgia fight that hopefully will last a decade.

Yeah, this will be the mozzie stick fight of the century. And she's like, I'm comfortable in my body. I'm hot as fuck. And I don't need some like little pale, like white sheeted little bitch telling me what I shouldn't be eating. Are you a doctor? Is it Georgia McCann MD? I don't think so. So then we come back from commercial and Riley's telling Charlie, he should like, like come outside so she can throw water balloons at him. He's like, okay.

And, um, so they're all sort of joking around and everything. And then Charlie calls Ava and he's like, when you coming here, when you getting here, she's like, oh yeah, I can't come now. I'm so bummed. I have a brand activation in the Hamptons, so I gotta go to that. I don't know if you've heard Hamptons. So then they get in the car to go to the casino. And she is like, so Charlie, do you ever get annoyed with being the center of the drama?

He's like, I just sleep when I'm annoyed. Yeah, but like, honestly, like I feel like that's like a coward move. Cause like just address it and tell everyone to shut the fuck up if that's how you feel. It's like not worth my energy. Worth your energy? How about like painting your character?

Come on, Charlie. Were you a wuss? Like come on, paint your character better. You need to be more self-aware. Gia, you have nothing to do with anybody here, except you keep dragging them miles away from home. Mike. I know.

He hates Gia. You can tell he hates being in New Jersey. We didn't even talk about the fact that when he went out to his room, they had to walk behind the house. And as they were doing that, someone from a neighboring house yells out to Gia, I love your mother.

And he's like, oh great, I have to be next to that. Which is so hypocritical because he's literally on the same network that made her mother famous and he's acting like he's not on a reality show. You're just as low as everyone else. But the fact that he asked to even be in New Jersey, let alone talk to Gia, daughter of a famous New Jerseyite, and now be lectured by Gia. It's like his full nightmare.

And I guess because it is his nightmare, I love it. Can aluminum shame when you're inside a recycle bin? Okay, Charles. Okay, Charles. So Brooks is like, I'm in my own world because they're fighting. And Gia's like, yeah, but you say the wrong things to the wrong people, Charlie.

And then we see this new thing of Brooks just zoning out while we hear his voiceover. And he's like, honestly, crocheting is so slept on. We should bring it back. Like, I don't know why it's giving geriatric vibes. I should drop a crochet tutorial. Yeah. And he, by the way, he's crawling farther and farther

into the back of this car. First, he like crawls a row back, and then he like crawls into like the way back. And now he's like in the trunk practically. He's like, I want to be away from everyone. It's like he's like a, he's like a little puppy when there's like thunder outside, just like running for cover. Yeah. And Charlie is like, this is an example of a time I want to leave because like I'm sitting

here and I'm like getting this in my ear. Like I would, I would prefer peace. Okay. And I'm not a fake person. Okay. And Brooks was like, I'm gonna cry. I would cry, but I hate confrontation. And I hate the confrontation of tears leaving my eyes. I'm miserable. So Charlie is like, whatever, I'm going to leave. I'm an Uber away. He's he's basically doing like the 11 year old thing. Like I'm going to, I'm miserable. So Charlie's like, whatever, I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna Uber away. He's basically doing like the 11 year old thing. Like I'm gonna go, I don't want, I'm not gonna stay here anymore. Ugh. And everyone's like, whatever. So now they're all pretty good at being on a reality show.

So they get to the casino and Amira goes right up to Georgia and is like, they're all downstairs. And I think it's wise of you just go downstairs and you guys hash it out. And Arianna's like, yeah, you can be the grown person and go downstairs and hear somebody out Georgia. And she's like, all right, fuck, let's go. What the fuck ever. Like I just went to a grocery store today, like Carpe Diem, you know what I mean?

Like I'm down. Yeah. So she's like, I don't really understand why I need to talk to him, but like he's probably too stubborn to leave. So I'll go do it. Whatever. So then she goes out there and he's like, Oh, I'm sorry for her fight. Sorry for what I said. I shouldn't have said that. Whatever. And he's like hugging on her and she's like, okay, here's the thing though. The things that were said in that conversation on both sides were irreparable. And I want nothing to do with the situation. Everyone knows, everyone wants to know

why I can't look you in the eye and vice versa. And that's, I'm gonna tell you why I can't look you in the eye, because I rubbed my eye with my hand and now I've got pink eye. So there, are you happy? She's like, yeah, and everyone's upset with you in to some degree, you know? And I can't even believe I said that,

because that's the name of a deodorant. And normally I would like just not say it at all, but that's how mad you've made me. And he's like, well, who else is mad at me besides you and Riley? And then so we go to the rest of the group who are now at the table and she is like, this is so stupid. Well, who else is mad at you? Okay. Question. Does this casino have a white, a whiteboard room? Because I'm going to list a whole bunch of people who are mad at Charlie. Okay. He's like, well, how about I just go home, bro? Well, and a Mara is like,

if you leave, that insinuation is going to become a full blown fire. He's like, I don't know what that even means, but whatever. This is just never ending reality stars. Am I right? She's like, you know, I don't believe that Charlie doesn't care. I mean, he does care. He does. And he's like, I wouldn't stay for my own mother right now. I'm leaving. So now it's dinner. Oh, I'm sorry, sweetheart.

I think you got it wrong. I wouldn't stay for you. That's how it went. Okay. I'll slam. Abandonment issue slam. So then we go to the table and everybody is arriving to dinner except Charlie. He's sitting down on a bench moping because nobody likes him.

He's like, is this the shore? It's not that shitty. So then he's a real charmer that one. So George is like, guys at the table, everyone at the table assembled. I told Charlie it's irreparable what you said to me, but don't leave on my accord. And he said, I would never get into a Honda accord. I said, I don't even know what that is. We laughed. And then Amira was upset that I insinuated that other people have issues with you. But if I were him, I would leave too. I mean, if everyone kind of has like something to say and she's like, no, but he shouldn't leave. He should

be able to have a good time. You guys have always been good friends. So for you to be like, why are you flipping a switch so fast? And then they're like, Whoa, she's not flipping. She didn't flip a switch so fast during that fight, you know? So then Riley defends George. I was like, if someone said, if you were a man, I would slap you right now. Would you be considering that like, so it was like flipping a switch? Yeah. I guess not. Yeah. And she was like a hundred percent, but like we could be in the same room. Like do I respect you? No, but like let's continue

so then Charlie comes and He's like, yeah, I just want to gamble. So Brooks goes to take a selfie with Ariana and then But that's wait. It's not just a way. It's not just a self with Ariana because he takes it he takes a selfie with Ariana and she's sitting next to Charlie and she's like, Charlie, look, get in the picture. And this is unacceptable because if you're mad at Charlie, why in any world would you ever be asking him to smile for the camera? Horrors.

Oh, so George is like, yeah, I can't believe you just said Charlie look. And she goes, yeah, cause we're taking a picture, Georgia. She goes, yeah, but like, I just feel like everyone's fake as fuck. And then like Ariana, who I thought got it, it's like literally taking selfies with him.

Like what the fuck? You didn't mind taking selfies with him when he was being addicted dick to everyone else, Georgia. It's only one to you. You definitely did not mind when he microaggressed Riley and you still were being kind to him. So sorry that it's now come over to you. Yeah, exactly. So now she's like, Georgia's talking shit about Ariana, but she's like doing it in front

of her face, but has her hand over her mouth. So Ariana can see this. She's like, what the fuck? What's going on? And George is like, I mean, he could fucking kill my mother and everyone would still be taking selfies with him right now. Like what is the boundary? Yeah, well, instead of talking like this with your hand over your mouth, like that's crazy. Like everyone can still hear you. Like, listen, you're like cheese with on a cracker. It's not subtle. Okay. So like just say it. Okay, it's like your point You're out of pocket if you're out of pocket is fuck So Chloe's like one quiet everyone. This is Chloe speaking. I

Got no magic is here. Joe. Joe holiday is here Wow So this guy starts doing magic Charlie's like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I off of a selfie moment. And she's like, and Amira is pissy for some reason, probably because the ozempic ran out of you know what I'm saying, everyone mozzie sticks. And just like that, everyone's in a really bad mood. And I'm like the center of it. It's like ridiculous. And yes, the seven of clubs was my car Joe holiday. Congrats. So she's like, yeah, Ariana says she didn't have a problem with Charlie. I never said I didn't have that. So get your facts straight.

And then we get Brooks's inner thoughts. He's like, I really need a straw in this drink. I can't eat. I can't drink without a straw. It's like really hard. Like who invented liquid in mouth? I mean, the poor kid is sitting here at dinner. No one's even talking to him.

It's terrible. I wonder if I could do like a collection of casino apparel. They need it. Poor kid, he's 29. Who gives a fuck? Yeah, like athleisure at a casino is kind of slept on. You know, I'm gonna crochet like really fancy covers for oxygen tanks.

Have you ever been to an Italian restaurant where you were served by only little, little people? I have. My mom freaked out. She tried to take one of them home in her purse. So basically, uh, it ends with them all fighting and Brooks hoping to have some sort of like inner peace and whether are they ever going to be able to get through this? I don't know. Oh my God. Oh, the drama of it all.

Well, it was a fun episode. I'm still loving it. Yeah, it's good. So, uh, everyone, thanks so much for being here. Um, I will see you next week, but then we'll see you manana with a little, yes, so as a Miami, I'm going to miss you guys. I love you guys. And thank you for being here. I'm gonna miss you guys. I love you guys and have a safe here. Yeah, have a safe and safe and Successful procedure and can't wait to see your beautiful new eyes. Why thanks. Let's hope it works out I don't come back with bigger boobs or something But I will tell you I can dream one can love you guys. Talk to you next time. Bye Watch what crap ins would like to thank its premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Alice and King Bye! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee eee eee eee eee eee eee eee eee eee eee eee eee eee eee eee eee eee eee eee eee eee eee eee eee e Put your hands together for Carly Clap! Get on the right foot with Chrissy Offutt! She's not just a Sheila, she's a Daniella! Etchles!

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