Watch What Crappens - #2918 RHOM S7E5 Part 2: Too Late to Apologize w/ Diallo Riddle

Episode Date: July 11, 2025

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your episodes. But enough of that. Let's get right back into the episode. So then we go to this place called puttery and a Kiki and her son, Shamar and his friend Neri, uh, they are at this, like an indoor miniature golf course. Yeah, we know these places. Yeah, yeah, they're fun. Fun times. I enjoy them.

I love miniature golf. I actually love miniature golf. Can I say it? I freaking love it. Me too. One of my first dates with my wife Brittany was, it was mini golf. And we had some,

we had some memorable times on, on, you know, near the dragon and the windmill, um, which I will, there's no need to go into that, but, uh, yeah, a solid mini golf course is like always fun for me. Yeah. I, one thing that I am upset about is that I don't feel like there's any good miniature golf courses in Los Angeles. Really? You know what? Um, not even boomers. Okay. Not even the castle, the castle park. Listen, castle parks that green. Yeah. But it, it, it, it does,

it does satisfy a little bit. I hear there's a good place in Pasadena actually. That's actually only nine holes maybe. Okay. It's a, Hey, it's the quality of the holes. It's as I always say, it's the quality of the whole quality of the whole. It's as I always say, it's the quality of the whole, that's what Jack Taylor says. But I think, so here's my issue. If I may. Yeah. I know we have a lot of episode to go through, but I think this is important. I love a real whimsical miniature golf course. And I think that technically there's a difference between putt putt and miniature

golf. I think like putt putt is actually kind of a standardized course, or maybe it's like, it's all about like ang like blocks and angles. Whereas I think that might be putt putt and, or maybe that's miniature golf and putt putt can get super whimsical where you go into windmills and stuff like that. And what I don't like, here's what I don't like. I do not like when you are approaching a miniature golf place and you see the windmills and you see the goofy things and you're like, oh, this is gonna be great.

This is gonna be great. And then when you get there, those are just things that are like on the side of like pedestrian courses. That is, I totally agree. And so when you're playing and you're just playing on the typical, like it's basically like an L-shaped thing

with some angles on it. And like all these fun dinosaurs and windmills, you're not even interacting with. And I'm like, fuck you. That's a false advertising. I hate that. Like I want to, I want, when I play miniature golf, I want, I want to be like Flintstones or something where like that ball's going up the back of the dinosaur and then dropping

into a volcano. I need at least one Rube Goldberg machine. 100%. It's like mousetrap. I need to, I need to like I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm a hole over here and a hole over here. I like it, don't wanna deal with any others. You know what, sorry, one last observation about this. No, no, no, I didn't know we were going there. Didn't know we were going full mini golf. Yeah, I'm triggered. Well, honestly, cause nothing really happens in this scene. So this is just. This is one of those scenes, I swear to God,

I'm a father, so I can, the scenes with kids are almost uniformly boring. Yeah. Almost always. Cause nobody can say real conversations and is yes, fun to see Kiki fall into the ball pit, dress like a supermodel and that kind of stuff. But like that's the most you're gonna get out of those

scenes like they're just missing. I love that they're giving Kiki more personal stories, especially as a friend of that's almost unheard of. Yeah. But this was not a terribly interesting scene. It's cool that her son seems great and his friend. Perfectly fine. Yeah. Perfect and his friend. Perfectly fine. Yeah.

Perfectly fine scene. Perfectly fine kids. Oh, I thought you were saying, perfectly fine son. Perfectly fine son. It was fun. But the miniature golf hole that I hate, the one that I hate them. Actually, I don't hate it, but I think it's the hardest one of all. Tell me if you feel this way. It's usually found on the more pedestrian,

like non whimsical ones. There's a hole of course. And it's surrounded by like around almost like, like, uh, it looks like a little volcano where it's like round and there's a little bit of an incline. A cone with a hole in the center that cause you have to hit it perfectly. Cause if you hit it too soft, it like rolls up and then around and away in a different angle and everything, everything has to be perfect. I totally agree.

That's the hardest one of all. I think the one that I dislike the most is like when there's like a hole and you think it has to go in that hole and down to a lower level. I love that. But then when you get up to that hole, you see, there's actually a hole and you think it has to go in that hole and down to a lower level. I love that. But then when you get up to that hole, you see there's actually another hole behind like a brick over here, which is a preferred hole.

And you're just like, oh man, you can't fool me, there were two holes. That's true, but I have to say, one thing I love is when you, I'm surprised you don't like boomers. I feel like boomers, don't they usually have all the whimsical holes? No, no, they are whimsy teasers.

My memory is that Boomers has all the stuff next to the holes, but not actually on the greens. You know what, I'm glad I never pulled over on the i5, because I always see that when I'm driving to Huntington Beach or something, I'm always like, man, one of these days, I should have the time to go and do that. I'm reminded of Marisol's, you know, sometimes if it's what is it?

If it's good for the whole but it ain't good for the soul. Well, what's good for the whole is good for the soul Like that was written right? What are the producers handed that one to? What's what's good for the hurricane is good for the pain If it rhymes a producer, yeah Anyway, long story short I do like I love I when you do hit like a ball into a hole and then you have to like it comes down to a whole other level. Like that's the best. That's just fun. It's just fun. Okay. Well anyway, this is a great scene. So Kiki Larsa comes over. They talk about kids. She wants to be in a good place with with Shamar. Kiki calls her dad and it was great. So I gotta say if she's a good kid, she's a

good kid. She's a good kid. She's a good kid. She's a good kid. She wants to be in a good place with Shamar. Kiki calls her dad and it was great. So then. I gotta say if Shamar were like 10 years older, Larsa would definitely be hitting on him. 100%. Like the name Shamar alone. She's already. I feel like she'd be like.

Shamar. We just have like a connection like. Oh 19, oh okay, even I can't do that. He's young but he's like wise beyond his years. He's just like such a connection like oh 19. Okay, that's the even that even I can do he's young But he's like wise beyond his ears He's just like such a gentle so we just laugh we laugh and laugh and laugh That was the first thing I thought I was like Lars is sitting at a table with Shamar Yeah, watch out I don't think she's going for Neri though, no, I don't think that's gonna happen

God bless them. So then we go over to Stephanie and Masood. So this is Masood's first big scene. Yeah. Husband husband thing. Did you feel like the Sue? This was, I couldn't tell what was going on with the scene. Masood was acting, right? He was acting.

I was a hundred percent. I thought so. I thought the whole thing, this whole thing felt like a setup to show like, you know, to introduce your character. Yeah, it's like wackiness. But so they're there. So Masood and Stephanie are there and Stephanie is in full boss baby mode full like, like, okay, we, we have to look at the rooms. We're gonna look at the rooms and he's like, but I only want to look at one for one for no reason, but I only want to look at one, no more than one. Scene needs tension.

We need to establish stakes. Exactly, from the top. Hello, my name is Masoud and I only will look at one room. That's all I will need to see. God forbid we look at second room. So she's telling us, she's really trying to sell us on the suit. She goes, you know, so many people think that like, because my husband is older, like much older, like 45 years older, that like he's older at heart, but that's so not true.

Let's look at some footage. Let's show the footage of him in a backwards hat. Okay. And we see this guy. Totally like, you know, that meme of like Steve Buscemi with like, Hey fellow young people. Exactly. Is that from what is that from 30 rock or community or how's that from commercial? Wasn't it?

It is wrong. I thought that was a commercial from a little bit back. It could be, you know, someone will tell us, but yeah, he's just like in that hat. He's like doing some sort of like tick tock dance. And I was like, oh, this is so sweaty. Really sweaty. Really sweaty. You guys don't do this to us. Masood will remember the, we'll remember him dancing when there with the lawsuit start next season. Yeah, exactly. He's like, I want to listen to some Rooney chaplain.

I'm like, okay, Chappelle Roan. So she's like, yeah. And then Larson met my husband and we went to dinner and after dinner she texted me. I was like, oh my God, you're the old lady of relationship. Your husband is so fun and you're not letting him live his life. Ha ha ha. That's totally me because I have to talk to man, you know, 80 men at a time. So they're just like talking about like the she's talking to Vanessa, this employee, and they're looking at models in this, in this unit. And here she goes again, saying, you know, every time we go to same parts, same parts.

Yeah. I'm telling you, dude, same parts. You know, Masood, he loves animals. He loves animals, setting it up, setting it up because these dogs have to shit eventually in the room. So we've got to establish he loves animals. He loves animals. He sees other wrong here. And here's how you know he loves animals, because every time we go to St. Bart's, there's turtles. And so, Mr. Sood goes to the grocery store

and buys the muffins and these muffins all around the streets of St. Barts. First off, I've never owned a turtle. This was very informative to me. I didn't know that you could feed turtles with muffins. I didn't know that muffins were their preferred treat. I didn't know that that was what you'd buy when you owned the turtles.

You owned muffins. The turtles are like, can we get some fucking leaves around here? I didn't know that that was what you'd buy when you own the turtles you own muffins the muffins Can we get some fucking leaves around here? Why do I keep it give me I believe that there's something more more turtle friendly than a muffin also, please don't leave muffins on my street You know, we have a little bird feeder outside and when we moved in here, Dom got a bird feeder and he pulled up a little nuts and everything. He's like, Oh my God, the birds will come here. Cause he loves animals too. Although he would never leave muffins around same parts. In his case, I believe it. It's not just setting up a scene. Yeah. He like loves animals. Like he was going to do like animal science.

If dance didn't happen. Pretty wants to get it. Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead. Yeah. Well I was just going to say like this. Oh, I'm sorry. Go ahead. Yeah. Well, I was just going to say like this bird feeder put all this stuff in there. And the first thing is a rat, a rat shows up. So like, I guarantee most of those muffins were eaten by rats. It's definitely eaten by rats.

When I was growing up, my father was into birds. He had a bird feeder in the backyard. And he was just like waiting for these birds to come in. And they did for a little bit. But then we started hearing all these gunshots and when he grew up in Atlanta Sometimes your neighbors from the country and our neighbors the Lawson's they were from like Make like outside of Macon, Georgia and it turned out that Melvin Lawson was like shooting at the birds with his shotgun and so my dad goes over he's like Melvin stop shooting the birds

And so my dad goes over he's like Melvin stop shooting the birds I want to see the birds and you're shooting the Cardinals and the Blue Jays and all these beautiful birds and little burps to shoot Fun fact the losses used to they used to eat the squirrels Really they did it because that was a thing. That was a thing in the south, you know where they were from So like, you know, I'll never forget grandma Lawson I'm sure she's gone now, but God rest her soul. She was like, I wish- Squirrel meets hearty. She was just sitting in the living room watching cable

and she was like, I wish somebody would go out there and kill me a squirrel. I went over to their house one time and you could see little paws sticking out of the pot. It was crazy. For real? Life in metropolitan Atlanta because it really is a mixture of city mouse

and country mouse, you know what I mean? Some people are moving there from New York or LA. Some people are moving from Dallas, Georgia, it's crazy. Not paws coming out of the stock pot. Yeah, I'm serious, man, I saw it and I could not believe it, but I just kept walking. Why didn't they get that, that's almost like a cartoon. That's almost like, because I feel like realistically if I'm cooking something,

I'm not letting a pod dangle out. Yeah, I don't know, but I want to be cooked. There was like at least two little paws to get out of that pot and the steam was coming out. So just from a, just from an OCD point of view, I'm like, push the paws in so that you're not losing steam. Also how many freaking swirls were there actually brown Paul? So they might've been chipmunks. This is not the version everybody was expecting.

When you said that, like, you know, you have these birds coming to the bird feeder, then all of a sudden you heard gunshots. I was like, wow, I'm glad those birds weren't carrying. It's like, now they were smarter. Yeah. These days, unfortunately, everyone has a gun, even the birds. So anyway, the point is that they look at this one model unit, so they're showing off to America to be like,

come live at Shoma Bazaar or wherever they are. And then she's like, I want to see another unit. No, no, no, don't, please don't look at other units. You don't take me to another one. I don't need to see another unit. Must do TikTok challenge. Must post once a day to please algorithm. He's like, how do you do new gen Z heart symbol? So then, um, they go into the other, they go into the other, um,

uh, model apartment and there are two dogs because there were two, we didn't set up that like at the top of the scene, there's mentioned that like, because the hurricane, two people abandoned two dogs at the complex. And so they put them into an empty unit, but they went in and it actually is not empty because it has it's a model unit. Right. And the dog has shat on the bed and peed on the pillow all over the place. Yeah. So this is where I was confused because I'm like, I understand like acting to set up a scene, but are you really going like, but you're gonna have the poop and the pee too? On your own model? What I didn't get was like, again,

I was like, you leave these dogs alone. It's not like they have keys to let themselves out. So what do you kind of expect? They were in there for hours. But I think all of this was just to show how much he loves animals. I think so. Because he doesn't really hold it against them.

And she's the one who's freaking out because, you know, she's a serious business lady. She's very serious. But the thing that really disturbed me on the scene was that when it ended, there was a shot of a lady cleaning up the mess. And she was, I don't know if you noticed, she had like some Lysol and she was like spritzing the sheets and wiping the sheets down with Lysol. I'm like lady You're not putting do not why saw the shit no, that's that is all going to washer It might even be grown out. That is that that's not gonna do anything. What are you doing? This is not a tile This is not this is not

granite What did you do you saw that she had the little spritz bottle I like just realizing that you're totally right This is the sort of management that's behind the Shoma group. Then I'm sorry. I cannot endorse them on Zillow But she does tell a story about how One positive thing that came out of the hurricane is that her sisters? Texted her and we're like, oh my God, oh my God, are you okay, are you alive, are you safe, are you safe? And then when she was like, I'm fine, they were like, oh, nevermind, bye.

You know, the way she phrased it, it actually confused me a little bit because it sounded like she was saying that the sisters who have not contacted her called her parents to ask how they were doing. Was that at all your reading? I, I'm not sure. I didn't think about it as hard enough because I think I was so distracted by the Lysol situation. You're still thinking about how it was like show him a not a good look.

Yeah. All that defecation. I'm not sure. I thought it like they called her parents to check on them and then they texted with her. Maybe that's what it was. That was the vibe I got, but you could have been totally right. I also feel like she's going to be the sort of housewife that's gonna be a little slippery with the truth like oh

She says it one way. She's like no what I meant was this well actually this is what it really was which is also very Bronwyn, you know So now I took to Bronwyn pretty quick. I really love Bronwyn and I thought she was a great housewife I think she's gonna have a terrible next season. I think she's gonna have it's always the season two I think she like they're gonna feel like Denise came on think she's gonna have. It's always the season two. I think she like. They're gonna. I feel like Denise came on, she was having so much fun season one.

In season two everybody got out knives for her. Yeah and I think they're gonna get out knives for Bronwyn. But she's also has some wind in her sails. So she's gonna be a little, I think she's gonna. A little loose. She's gonna get too comfortable and then the. Yeah and the audience is already kind of turning against her anyway.

So. What would have happened? I don't know if I missed that. Just they think she's like cocky She's gonna get too comfortable and then they yeah and the audience is already kind of like turning against her anyway, so Like what it would have happened. I don't know if I miss it just they think her She's like hockey or like full of shit, you know, so I think I still like her. Yeah Great choice, but I agree. I think season two is gonna be hard for her. She's gonna have a bad at it Yeah, it's gonna be really bad. That's all it takes really right? Yeah, it's time for commercial. It's time for a crap. It's time for commercial it's time for a crap and commercial. We have to bed that that that we're trying to hurt nobody. For decades he was untouchable. But now it's all coming undone Sean combs the mogul as we

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Follow Liberty Lost on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcasts. Now the big, big confrontation of the episode, which is that Gertie and Julia, they meet at a restaurant to have this talk. And I'm like, I'm like with you, like the tension was, it's like, I say, I hope they can actually love this because I actually like both of them a lot. and so I hate that Julia has taken this like villain turn because it's like not fun villain It's like the nasty villain. Yeah, she doesn't play villain well No, because a villain has to be sort of looking like they're enjoying like Lars has got that malevolent grin Yeah, so, you know the second she says that really mean thing to you. She's having a blast but

Julia doesn't have it in her. And Julia, that's like Julia's persona, like what makes her work on the show is that she's actually this kind of like, like daffy, sort of like out there person that's kind of like a little bit of a different, a contrast from the other personalities. Absolutely, she likes that farm life,

you know what I mean? Like, you know, she's not, no, she's not talking about same barks in her, in her Birkenbeck. Yes. So they sit down. I love this scene by the way. Yeah. Gertie. And I, a, it was the scene I'd sort of been, I feel like every episode you're waiting for that scene. And for me, this was that scene in this episode, especially since this one, I I've sort of expected it the week after the water toss. Yeah. Didn't happen the week after that. Didn't happen. It finally happened in episode five. Um, I also really need to see a, a super edit of all the times that the waiter comes over. Oh my God,

that was possible moment. I was going to strangle that waiter. Like I was like, every time they were like about to like have a meaningful exchange, he was like, um, would you guys like a new slice of lime for your diet coke? It's like, why are you coming over there? So many times there's, it's like a calvocated character. Sometimes there's just that way that just draws all the attention. Like you said, they come over the worst possible time, but I secretly, I love those scenes. Those are my favorite housewife scenes. So, uh, so scenes. So they sit down and Gertie is like,

thank you for the invitation. I got your message that you sent me the date after, you know, when you sent it. She was so robotic. You could tell she's still mad as hell. Oh, a hundred percent. Because she's got like her fucking, her code is on. Like her code is, I ain't here and this is business. And everything I'm going to say is absolutely truncated

I this is business and I say that with authority because I just went to the stock exchange Thanks for not saying anything about it was a business goes down. I rang the bell. It was a it was a bad day The stocks went down. It was a red day The day the tariffs were announced by Nvidia now By no sell high I've learned so many things supply and demand so I, I Nvidia now. I've learned so many things, supply and demand. So, um, so she's, she's, she's hot. She's, she's ready and she comes in and she says, you know, I got your, I got your text message and Julia's like, and I meant it. It is written with the open heart Also, it was written by Goat.

I wasn't sure if Gertie was, I seem to remember feeling like Gertie, I wasn't sure if Gertie was able to say everything she needed to say and for Julia to understand it, because I think that waiter kept coming by. Not only the waiter, but this gets to like one of the reasons I love Miami. One of the things I love about this show is,

I thought about it a lot because I was coming here today, it's these women are trying to talk about nuance and feelings, but none of them are speaking their native language. Like that is insane. Like such an amazing point. Think about it like, I always wondered like these international soccer teams, like if you go to Real Madrid, three of the guys are from Europe three are from Africa two are from Asia

Two might be American. They all have to speak some common language just to play a game and that's a game with rules now I'm after that these same dudes at the all speak all these different languages But they have to convey something as nuanced as how you made me feel It wow you're blowing my mind. It really came up to me. It really came out to me actually in the scene, one of my favorite parts of the scene, when Gertie's recounting, it's actually a flashback, it's when they're in the heat of the argument, and Gertie says, you know, like,

well you said I'm not first, and she's like, no, I never said we are, I said we were. Learn the past tense. It's like a moment where you're like, oh, these people don't speak the same language. Literally don't. Yeah. She's like, learn the past tense.

And why you gotta learn future perfect? Learn the future conditional. I will have finished this, I will have finished this food. You know, like, it's just like, no, these people were trying to convey all these complex emotions. They don't have the same rules. They don't have the same language.

It's insane. That's actually a really fascinating and interesting point. I mean, yeah, I think, I don't know of the- Every other Housewife franchise, they all basically are from, you know, they're all speaking English. But this is the one where like, you know, technically this person is speaking a dialect of, of, of French where she might be grown up. This one speaks Spanish as she said, um, poquito,

you know, like, yeah, there's, um, they're all speaking English ultimately. I mean, and who knows what Larsa, I mean what, what Lisa's ever saying. And I think it's where Larsa's Larsa. Yeah. I don't know if, if Larsa was like, if English was her first language or not. She's a Siri is Larsa as Syrian is it Lebanese? I'm Lebanese. Look it up. Probably. I'm not sure what her, but it is. So that is such a good point. I mean, a lot of them, I mean, yes, it's, it's not their first language. While them are obviously like, like beyond fluent, but there is something to that. Like I imagine. They're trying their best. I mean, like there was literally one part

where like Julia was struggling. Even when Alexia always says like, I don't know what Todd's going to do. The ball is on his court. And I'm like in his court. And she's like, all the balls on his court. And I'm like in his court. It's like, I'm just like, it's not her first language.

She can speak Spanish way better than me, but they're To be fair, there are a lot of English speakers that will also On his court? Or on accident or what's the other one that's really big? On accident, absolutely. What's the one that's really big? Well, good, well, all those fun things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. By the way, that's one of my favorite. I do get that email once a day

like some kind of grammar funny thing. Yeah. Yeah, those are those are by the way. That's one of my favorite I do get that email once a day like you know, like some kind of grammar funny thing. Yeah Grammar funny thing it's always ever funny things great newsletter but here's here's here's what for the listeners every day versus every day and If if something happens continuously day after day after day Use every day is two words and And if it's every day, just remember that every day a single word means common, regular. Like he's your every day kind of person, you know? Like that's what I'm bringing to the world today.

Sorry, nobody cares. That's a good tidbit you could use every day. I'll come in once an episode just with grammar tricks. With grammar front times. Sorry about that. You can come in every day. I'll come in once an episode just with just with grammar tricks with grammar front. I'm sorry about that. You can come in every day to do that. I would do some people like I will say again, this is one of my favorite scenes in the episode. And I'm glad that they kind of, you know, not to they kind of got to some kind of like detente.

Like, yeah, I'm glad it wasn't one of those things where they don't get anywhere. And we have to do like three more episodes. Like, cause that it really is stressful when that happens. So Julia says, well, I don't know how we got what to what happened last night. I'm like, I can tell you specifically exactly how it got to that. You basically had a meltdown because a zoom link didn't work and you turned into a giant thing and you vilified Gertie and you got mad that she got upset that there was no seat for her at some influencer dinner on a cruise. So she went and ate somewhere else. And that cruise thing is like so convoluted at this point. To hear them tell the story, they tell two completely different stories. A hundred percent

different. Julia's saying, Hey, you asked to come on the cruise. Gertie's like, I would never come on that cruise. You asked me to come on the cruise Gertie's like I would never come on that cruise You asked me to come on the cruise like I kind of believe Gertie I believe Gertie or because you know just it doesn't all line up and I also think that like Julia, you know But but Julia's whole thing is like she was there to support me because Martina was homesick And she has to support me for making the decision to not be with Martina No, I don't think that really works. And like also, if she's there to support you, why didn't you have a seat for her at the dinner?

Like, why don't you insist? Like this is your emotional support friend. I think we could all sympathize with Gertie. If you go on a cruise of all things, and this is the reason I've actually never taken a cruise because I'm already gonna feel like trapped in with the people who you're with. But if you go there to be a friend

and then you're not even sitting at the table with that, I'd be like, this is total bullshit. Like if I were Julia, I would actually not go to whatever kakamame dinner this was and sit with Gertie, like that's your friend. Why else is Gertie even there? But according to Julia, Gertie was begging to go on this cruise, which I don't really believe.

And then the whole cruise about her and was taking photos, I'm like, you're a real housewife. What is, what is, this is. This is not new territory. Yes, exactly. You are not like some celebrated pop star like Samantha Fox in 1988. Okay, I don't know where I went there. So Julia's basically saying like, I don't know how we got here,

but I am very sorry for throwing the water at you and I have no excuse for it and I hope that you can accept my apology. I would have given you this apology over Zoom, but we know how to do it. but I am very sorry for throwing the water at you and I have no excuse for it And I hope that you can accept my apology. I would have given you this apology over zoom, but we know how you do it She's like well, I am literally completely blindsided I feel completely boxed out in the way it's like hello there What would you like? Oh, you know, I'll have the croquettes, please. So Julia's like, Carrie, I shared with you

something very private about my facelift. And you share with everyone I know. So apparently the facelift was a secret, which by the way, whoever is Julia's surgeon, I never would have detected it. No, I didn't see it either. Never saw it. I didn't see it either, so you know. I never would have detected it. No, I didn't see it either. Never saw it. I didn't see it either, so you know.

I say be proud of it, like that's great work. That's usually the thing that they brag about on some of these shows. They don't brag about it, but it's understood. I guess because so much for a thing is like nature and animals and like natural things that to get a facelift may feel like a dereliction of duty. Yeah, I didn't, you know, kuda, I guess you're right. Kudos to whoever did the, I didn't,

I didn't assume that there had been a facelift, but I did hear when she said that and I was just like, that's going to be an issue. That's good. That's going to be the one. Yeah. Okay. The things that you can't talk about, obviously, are children. The things that are off-limit are children, but also face lifts. And my business. And my business. Children, my business, and face lifts.

You do not talk about my husband, and you do not talk about my business. I mean, like, it's, get the song going. A person I trusted with something very personal when I shared this information with you, but you threw it back at me and betrayed my trust, so what kind of friend are you? So I felt very betrayed by you as well. So you have to understand that my reply was matching what I was getting from you. And again, just to remind everyone, this is a fight about a zoom call and some sort of

like a cruise. Yeah. Seating on a cruise. That's what that's what's brought us here. But Julia's upset because Gertie is weaponizing this facelift, I think it's more than that she out of the facelift, but saying like, you were a bad wife to Martina who was ailing at the moment. Yeah, and that, you know, that's an ugly thing to say. I mean, like, you know, but, you know, in the heat of the moment, you know,

Gertie fights back, you know. Yeah, yeah, it was, you know, but you know, in the heat of the moment, you know, Gertie Gertie fights back, you know? Yeah. Yeah. It was, you know, it was a bit backhanded against March. Oh, I see. Yeah, I see. Yeah.

There was a volley. The ball was in her court. Yeah. She really served up a good, a good diss, a good diss on that one. Yeah. I did not come up with my puns. Yeah. Well, it's okay. up a good, a good diss, a good diss on that one. Yeah. I did not come up with my puns. Yeah. Well, it's okay. It's okay. Okay. It's getting worse. Um, so Gertie is like, well, no, I apologize.

I'm sorry for the words that I use and for being literally unhinged because I never want to be in the same predicament again. And I appreciate you acknowledging that. And this is a night I wish had never happened. And I try my best to say, not today please stop it no not today not within three days of when I went to the stock exchange and no one even said anything about it I'm still riding the high of a bell a bell in New York City when I changed the course of the entire economy when I single-handedly pulled us out of recession. Exactly. I fixed everything. But she's like, you know, it was embarrassing and humiliating.

And she's like, oh, emotion got over me and I am sorry for that. But no, but this is when I said, no, we are not going to do this. And I did something bad, but it was my point to prove. And I mean, Gertie's, I think, pretty good about saying, I was trying to hurt you, but that's because you hurt me first. You were coming for me first. And it wasn't good what I did, but just know I was upset,

and this is why I was upset. Totally. Yeah. And then she has five monologues in a row. She's like, oh, yeah, we're not friends, but I know this about you. I came out, and look, it's something I knew. And my good friend was like, hello, it's me.

It's me. Hello, do you remember me? Do you remember me? And you said, we weren't friends. But I'm like, we weren't not friends, but I know this about you like I came out and like look it's something I knew and it was like My good friend was like hello. It's me. It's me. Hello. Do you remember me? Do you remember me? And you said we weren't friends, but I'm like we were good friends because if our good friends You wouldn't tell me about a facelift that we were not good friends, but you told me I were good friends So now we work at friends. I was like I don't follow just Yeah, Julia just kind of is like in a place of what he's done. He's done. Like she's, yeah, you can't, you can't declare that. But, uh, like you said, I was happy that they came to a realistic resolution because yeah, I, I, I would have liked Julia to have acknowledged that she was having a massive overreaction about the zoom link. I feel like that's what was missing for me.

The specificity of what I did wrong. Yeah, because the cruise ship, we can't really litigate that one because we don't really know. Julia's more apologizing for throwing the water than sort of what led to all this tension in the first place. Right. But I would have like, I just kind of wish they had buried the hatch about the Zoom link because that's just too stupid to have a few.

That is a dumb thing. That is honestly one of the worst things. Like your Wi-Fi could have been out. There's so many reasons that have nothing to do. Yes. That's a little bit of Julia's narcissism. But I also liked how realistic their resolution was because I think it's Gertie who says,

I know one sit down is not going to put me at ease of trusting you again. I thought that. You know, I thought that was like, that was very mature to me. It was very mature. I like that. Um, so now we go to Villa Toscana, not to be confused with Cochina Toscana from Salt Lake City. Yeah. A favorite restaurant establishment. So it's this place. There's like swans. There's like boats. It's like very Lisa Vanderpump.

wands. There's like boats. It's like very Lisa Vanderpump. And Alexia shows up and she's in, I guess, like a tunic of some sort. It's she's ready for narcissism. She's ready and Daniel's right there. He's right there. Our guy's back. He has, he has created an experience for these ladies. Self-help experience. Yes. Cause he they have installed a whole bunch of mirrors around and they've written things on the mirrors that are, I don't remember what some of the mirrors actually even said because it was so

quick, but things like, you know, look at yourself with that accent. Look at yourself. Look deeper. Look deeper. They want to kill you. The narcissist, they all should die. It's like, she was like, I wrote that one. So, um, she's like, you know, in the past, the girls have hired shamans and spiritual leaders and anyone that could help us, you know, cause we needed a lot of help, you know, and we see like montage of all these different people that have tried to help him over the years. And she's like, but I'm bringing this guy in because he has more credibility. He's got those three books. He has a working Canva account and could do some really good memes. I really trust his memes. Yeah. Uh, they do cite that like kids.

He has three books that therefore like he might be treated, treated with some more gravitas with the narcissism stuff. So, uh, I mean, I guess you could have, you know, maybe brought in a psychiatrist or a psychologist, but no baby steps Daniel Daniel, you know, this is a one-nimer. He's got a lot of wisdom a lot of wisdom in his memes So they're looking around and there's all these quotes on the mirrors and everything. Oh, she goes. Oh, look at this mirror This is a good one. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Everyone's everyone gather all the swans gather around. Okay Here's what the mismir says.

You cannot fix someone who does not want to be fixed, but you could ruin your life trying to do it. That's true, it's true. Okay, let me call Todd. Let me tell him about this. That's that wisdom. That's that wisdom you're talking about. Dropping those pearls of wisdom.

I like that Alexia is doing this whole party and we know she's, the very first thing she's gonna do is go back to Todd, right? Sorry. It's okay. You were caught up. You're emotional. Those memes really got you, didn't they? I get choked up. It's a serious scene. So, um,

she's like, she says all the girls think that this party is about Todd, but it's not about Todd. It's about all of us because we're all narcissists. And I say that as the star of the group. But anyway, I always think about that by the way, way. Last year when she said that she was born a star, remember when she said that she's like, she's like, I can do this right now because I was born a star. Like I can say whatever I want because I've got star privilege.

My favorite quote from Alexia of all time might be, because I don't hear many other people, is slander, slander. I'll never forget that. That was one of my favorites. I think that's the Dr. Nicole. Yeah. So meanwhile, everyone's arriving at a Sprinter van

and they're gonna take the Sprinter van over to this party. So Marisol gets there and every time someone shows up. We get a joke, we get a hat on a hat as we call it. A hat on a hat. We get a hat on a hat. That's right, that's what it is, a hat on a hat. Yeah.

And it brought back my favorite word, cockies. Cockies, yeah. So, so risque. I gotta say, I mean, like, you know, I love the character of Kiki, but I feel like her testimonials are all the same joke 100 times. It's getting a little bit like that.

It's just, I'm always like, I'm waiting for the sex joke. And it's just like, I feel like there's more there than that. Yeah, but she's always doing like, Oh, penis. It's like everything. It's like, what'd you think about her? What'd you think about Gertie ringing the bell at the stock exchange? Oh, that's ringing a bell in front of a lot of penises. And by the way, this, when it's, you know, her time to show up, they give her the ultimate penis run.

Yeah. It's just, it's just like, I was like, okay. One of my favorite movies by the way, is the one that I watched. to show up, they give her the ultimate penis run. Yeah. It's just, it's just like, I was like, okay, my favorite movies by the way, the penis run chicken run. Yeah. Oh, I thought it was a sequel to midnight run. They were actually a trilogy. People don't realize the run trilogy. There's a clean, the run run bloodlines is coming out soon. That links them all together. But yeah. So what happens is that as they're arriving, they, they're all, they're given like a label goddess of something in like super basic font.

I was really upset with that. It's like that zap chancery perhaps. I think it was that modern. That's like that. It's like that font that people use for like, um, to make like a Yeah, and you're like put some more effort into it holiday in there were all kinds of it Almost looked like it was like a YouTube thumbnail. Yeah, nobody wanted that I felt like it was a rush job. So Marisol is got a goddess of the cocky's back I manifested it to come back and it's back made it happen or like when she was talking about Alexis, she's like, you know, what do you think Alexis needs? When she said that I knew I could tell that she was going to, yeah, it's such a setup. It's don't need to the producers. We don't need that.

Like these ladies are funny on her. Oh, we don't need these. We don't need these silly graphics and we don't have fun. We don't, we just, we don't need, definitely don't. Definitely don't. Let's start with the font. The font is the most fixable thing. Okay. I know that there may be debate on the production team about whether or not they should have goofy, goofy chyrons, but like, let us weigh in. Don't do anymore. Please don't do anymore. It didn't work on Vanderpump rules and not work on Potomac did not work on

Atlanta. It is not working here, but luckily the show is like fine. Didn't show us great. But like, I just was, I don't feel like they need to do it. So they all are just sort of like arriving and they're just like talking in the, in the, in the van and it's just like more. The other thing is, here's the other reason why I got upset about this, this like hat on a hat. This is an enormous cast. And I was like, Oh, we're going to sit through like nine of these.

Cause each one was like 10 seconds. I was like, this is a lot. I say this as someone who is currently recording a podcast. That's 90 minutes long. Um, so meanwhile, Alexia and Daniel, they're still getting ready and stuff. And Alexia is the goddess of the stars. Of course. So long story short, they're all sitting there and it's 1230 and then we're seeing time tick by. And they're just sitting in the Sprinter van on the side at a sidewalk for two hours, which is just cruel. Absolutely cruel. By the way,

it's Miami and they have the door open, so it's just humidity and sitting on a splinter van. And by the way, these women aren't dumb. They know when you get in a splinter van on a Housewives show, somebody's gonna get into one of the worst arguments of the season. Always. But it's just, they're just sitting there.

I mean, I don't know why they haven't left. I don't know. And they actually seem well- see the real world. They would have left. Yeah. They also seem like relatively calm. They're just sort of like chatting. They're just like, well, Marcus is blah, blah, blah, you know, but you know, they're mad, but they're just like chatting at the same time. And then finally Lisa comes on, she comes on board. It's because she makes an entrance, which is actually makes an entrance. She made a really big entrance.

Who do you think you are? Somebody just rang the bell at the stock exchange. By the way, I did that everyone. I guess one of them wants to acknowledge it. By the way, I did that. I know none of you know that because none of you were there. So she gets on board and like, oh, wow. And so Marissa like monkey.

Where are you? Monkey, monkey. So Stephanie just goes in. Stephanie's like, I am ready. I'm used to talking to 80 men. I will say, you know, this is not her first episode, but this is her entrance into the season boy. She held nothing back. She gave really hard.

And I thought it was great because Lisa has pulled these hijinks many times before. And they will sometimes say something to her, but this girl. But she doesn't listen to them. Does not listen. She can get really hard. And I thought it was great because Lisa has pulled these hijinks many times before and they will sometimes say something to her, but this girl doesn't listen to them, does not listen. And, and, and so Stephanie's like, I just want to say that if I ever fly anybody anywhere and Lisa shows up even formlessly, she's going to see the plane take off without her, which was like, you know, Lisa just professed that she wants to be friends with her because of

the PJ. And by the way, I don't know who was writing on the mirrors, but this one just seemed a little too perfect. Nobody gets angrier than a narcissist accused of something that he did. Like that cut away. I was like, okay, so the producers are writing this in the lipstick. I don't know. I think so. I don't even know if that was a Daniel original. But then again, he nothing's a Daniel original. He's a collector of memes. Yeah, I thought that one mirror that said nothing bothers a narcissist more than having to build a house for Lisa Hawke scene was like, I was like, wow, that's very, wow, that's a specific name. Very limited in the number of people who could benefit from that.

But I mean, sure. I support it. She's like, what they would say, be sure to arrive two hours late. Also very specific. Yeah. Yeah. I was very impressed with his work at that moment. So anyway, so I'm sorry. So she arrives two hours late and uh, I misspoke Stephanie's whole thing was only at the one hour mark is when she said the thing about the airplane, which is also her way of saying, I'm, I have the capability to fly everyone on this cast somewhere. Just want to say, I just just want to point that out.

It's all it's always to telegraph some other information. Always. So, all, it's always to telegraph some other information. Always. So, so then. Like did her other sister have like a Mormon sized family and like her other sister's like, you know, quiet like book librarian or something like that. Why give a Range Rover and a Mini Cooper? I don't get it.

I think that like one, one twin has a family and one twin is like alone in life. And therefore like, I guess Stephanie's gonna shame her. Let's leave a smaller carbon footprint and the other one doesn't give a shit about the earth. Actually, I'm going to say that this I think that Stephanie plays games. I think she gave the mini Cooper to the woman who has the big family and she gave the solo a big be like so you can remember like one remember when you used to have room in your car and it was like just know you'll never be able to fill these seats. Look at all those unsat on seats and lonely bitch. It came with

the baby seat. Okay. Yeah. Just as a baby could be yours. That's I like, I think Stephanie has planned all this stuff out. She's 40 chest. So they have like a lot of, there's like a lot of chatter. Okay. And, um, it goes on for a while. Okay. So they have like a lot of, there's like a lot of chatter. Okay. And, um, it goes on for a while. Okay. So finally Lisa comes in. She's like, hello. I goddesses. You guys look gorgeous. You're gorgeous. Goddesses. How's everybody do? If you walk in two hours late and don't enter with the customer, I'm so sorry. Oh my God. There was a, like, like you have to pull up the traffic thing.

You have to say you got a call. Like like we're like, use the Lenny card. Lenny called. It was awful. He burned down the house. Lenny was supposed to come get the kids. He didn't show up. He just, he's rebuilding the, the mausoleum. His mother's making him pierogies. So she just comes in, not even apologetic, just like, hi, hi everyone. How's everyone doing? And so Julia's like, waiting for you.

Got this. And this is where Stephanie goes and she's like, Lisa, do you think your time is more important than all of ours? Or do you think that you're more valuable? Are we supposed to celebrate your entrance? Do you think how rude it is to make everybody wait? And I was like, Oh, I mean, four questions like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

Four questions in any, even to people you love. Four questions is always too much. This is the Shoma group working at all cylinders right here. Like you taught the 80 man, you throw them four questions. Yeah, that's exactly. I mean, I mean, we're joking, but there probably is something to like, when you're dealing with questions. Yeah, that's exactly. I mean, they're, I mean, we're joking, but there probably is something to like when you're dealing with like construction professionals, like sometimes you really do have to like, I'm very,

very non-confrontational. I hate it. And so like, I think you, you do have to sort of like enter. She's got to, you know, she's got to go out there and you know, yeah, do the jabs. She's got a boss, baby boss boss baby. So she's like, you think your time's more important? Which is great because these are the things that we've been asking and you always ask, but like, whatever says to the person,

cause there's that fucked up. I was loving it. I was cheering, cause there is that fucked up thing where like someone does something that's like egregiously rude and then when you call them on it, somehow that's actually more offensive, cause it's like being, making them uncomfortable to their face.

It's almost like when someone says something racist, you say that they're racist and they're like, how dare you? Yeah. How could you say that? This could ruin my reputation. Calling someone racist is far worse than being actually racist. Oh yeah. Isn't it fun? So, um, so then she's like, uh, yeah, she's like, you know, so Lisa then goes to the ultimate deflection, which has nothing to do with anything where she goes, I don't even know you that well for you to be speaking to me that way. And Stephanie's like, well, I know enough about you that you just made us wait two hours to wait on you.

Like, like some big grand Lisa entrance. That's very rude. And I don't think her knowing you or not makes any difference. All she knows is that she's stuck in a sprinter van, Marisol making cocky jokes for two hours. Ninth level of hell, man. Time days in Ferna. Marisol, where's your, where's your manifestation power to get Lisa into this? No, exactly. So she's, she's saying all this stuff and Lisa's been like, okay, you're being very

rude right now. You're being very rude. Okay. You don't even know me. You don't even know me. And in my mind I'm thinking, but you also don't know her and like, you don't seem to care like, like it doesn't go both ways, right? But also it's like, if you don't know her, like don't you, aren't you like when you meet someone, you try to put your best foot forward? Yeah. But you know what? I think the, the, this is almost like one of those meta things like Lisa's definitely hit her on the, Hey, this is almost like one of those meta things. Like Lisa's definitely here on the, Hey, you're the new housewife. You can't talk to me. That's what she's trying. The OG here. And it's, it's, it's not, it's not working.

Don't talk to me that way again. And just don't, don't be two hours late and make us wait. Don't talk to me like that. Excuse me. I don't even know you. And you're talking to me like that. Don't be late. I don't know. I don't know what, I don't know you, but I heard that you don't have a lot of friends. Lisa's just flailing. I mean, she doesn't have a leg to stand on logically. So now she's going to like, this is like middle school.

I heard you don't have a lot of friends. I don't know you, but I heard you don't have a lot of friends. I was checking your... If I'm Lisa, I fire the oppo research team that I hired because that's not strong dirt. That's not strong dirt. Yeah. That's like, she should have used some chat GPT right now.

And then, and then, and then Stephanie has like a weird thing, which is, well, that's because a lot of them are like you disrespectful and they're two hours late. I've got, I got a lot of two hour late friends. And that's why I don't have a lot of friends because a lot of them tend to be like you. Yeah. That did that logically didn't it? So you're saying your friends are disrespectful? Yeah.

Well, I guess she wasn't denying that she doesn't have friends, but she was like, yeah, I, I, whenever I have friends, it turns out that the two are relate kind of the two hours late variety. And so the, and the entire time, uh, uh, Stephanie is kind of like doing this thing where she's, if she could put her hand in Lisa's face, she would, but her arms aren't long enough, so she just sort of like pause at like the air right in her. That sounds like a good point. I feel like Lisa's, I feel like Stephanie's arms

are always at her side. Like they're always, she's like a very sort of like, she doesn't make like big, she doesn't gesticulate wildly. Yeah, but here she was sort of doing a little T-Rex arm thing. She's like this, yeah. She's like, she's doing like a little mini wax on wax off. And so.

Oh no, put your face down here and talk to me. You know, like it's, it's very small. So then Stanley's like, don't ever put your hand in front of my face or, you know, or tell me what I need to discuss with my friends. She's like, well, I wasn't putting your hand, my hand in your face because my hand doesn't even go that far. Exactly. I don't know if you noticed, but my hand is way down here. I am, I'm built in. I wasn't putting your hand, my hand in your face because my hand doesn't even go that far.

I don't know if you noticed, but my hands way down here. I am. I'm built in. I can't even have an assault moment if I wanted to, because it is built in that I can only reach this far. I have a small radius. Literally is radius in the arm or is that the leg? Oh gosh. I don't know. Yeah. Radius. Oh no. I just, I don't know. I know that these are bones, but I don't know which one is which, you know, I'm sure the internet, I think it's shoulder, isn't it? Radio. This is one of those terrible moments where you,

you enter a piece of evidence into the case on a podcast and you don't have the answer. And then people at home listen and they get, okay, wait, what bone, what bone is the radius? I'm looking up right now real quickly ooh it's one or two bones in the forearm so yes I would like to announce it was an effective pun it totally works it totally doesn't have the radius so Lisa's getting mad it's not funny this isn't funny she's like well I'm not trying to be funny your friends all think you you're rude Lisa. She's like, well, I think you're fucking rude Marisels like well Stephanie said that what we all want to say for I mean, how long have I known her 13 years now? Monkey is always late. Do we want to roll some clips of that from like No, okay. All right. So Lisa don't ever talk to me again like that. This is fucking bullshit

I don't even know this girl. She's new to the group don't ever talk to me again like that. This is fucking bullshit I don't even know this girl. She knew the group. Don't talk to me like that. You don't need to be there mouthpiece You don't need to be a mouthpiece for everyone. These are my these are my friends She's definitely trying to pull the like yeah, Heather gay to Bronwyn in a sense. Yeah, absolutely You know, yeah, but she doesn't have the authority of Heather gay. I don't think that Lisa I you always get the sense that they all just barely tolerate Lisa. Yeah, there's very, gosh, it's such a meat thing. There's very little that we've been seeing from her that you can just hold onto and be like, oh, that's awesome, you know?

It's just, I hate to say that about another human being, but she's not giving us a whole lot. Yeah, I mean, I'm glad that she's on the show because she's so self-involved. It's like, that's important to me. But as a person, I don't know if she's that great. Oh. What?

I mean, she's great. I'm sure they put themselves on these shows. We are the Greek chorus that will judge them. So yeah. I'm sure if we hung out with her, she'd be awesome. In real life, sure. That's been my experience with like really every housewife I've encountered that they're super cool to hang out.

I don't know why I always go down this path. I always get like paranoid that they're listening and that their feelings are hurt. And there's a part of me that doesn't wanna hurt people's feelings. There's a part of me that doesn't wanna say that everybody doesn't have like some intrinsic value and some wonderfulness.

But I will say that whoever's editing the show doesn't give you a whole lot on Lisa to grab onto and be like, oh, that's cool. Yeah, I don't wanna hurt Lisa's feelings, but she fucking sucks. So Lisa's like, oh, that's cool. Yeah. I don't, I don't want to hurt Lisa's feelings, but she fucking sucks. So, so Lisa's like, you know, she's complaining and the largest is like, but we've been here since 12 o'clock. The second Larsa speaks, you know, this is, this is, we're here now.

Yeah. You're just waiting. You were waiting for Larsa to say anything to Lisa. Well, and also like, you know, Stephanie is doing her job, which is she's, she's, she's proving like she's a big loyal, like attack dog for, for Larsa. And Larsa's like, you've done well. Now I will chime in and back you up as per our agreement. And he's like, Larsa, we're not even talking right now. We're not talking. We're not talking right now.

We are not talking right now. We are not talking. You were talking about Jody. You talked about Jody and his eyes. No, we're not talking. By the way, stupid person, how do you even start off talking to somebody like this? Stop, stop, you don't even start off talking about somebody. And then Stephanie said, which I was so happy,

she goes, well, how do you start off being two hours late with somebody you don't know? And I literally went, yes! Because I was like, that was the point I was making in my mind. That was so great. I love that. How do you start off two hours late

with someone you don't know? It's not a great first impression. That's correct. And then the producer sort of doubles down on that. Because they're like, how long would Lisa last as one of your employees? She's like, Lisa wouldn't even make it past the interview because she would probably be late to the interview

and I wouldn't see her and nobody would see her and I am livid. I probably would become friends with her though because I am friends with late people The more more disrespectful the better She was well, perhaps I came off really rude But it's because I might you know My very very number one only pet peeve is that I don't like tardiness and I just felt like it was very disrespectful She don't lecture me. Well

My other pet peeve is I don't like when people don't accept my lectures. So we're really off to a bad start here. I will say like, you know, this whole exchange is fantastic. Yeah. You know, like you just immediately see like, Oh, Stephanie's got, she's got fight. She doesn't care. Yeah. She's like, I, I, I like that she's coming in. She's doing what she needs to do, but it doesn't, it did not actually feel that thirsty to me. I felt like it was earn preparation. She had all the moral high ground and she used every inch of it, every inch of that moral high ground. Um, so then she's basically, then she's like, she pulls back and she's like,

look, I'm apologizing and I'm apologizing. Why? I'm explaining why I came in hot. So that's backhand. It's not even a real apology. It's like, well, do you want to, do you want an apology or do you not want an apology? You either take what I give you or you don't take it. I was like, wow, I love that. She offered her an out. I know. And I liked it. She's like, you want it or no, fighting with you. I have no problem. So yeah, Lisa's like, who is, who the hell is this girl barking at me? Who is she? I don't know you. You can't talk to me like that. down boss, baby Okay, so right at the very end of the confrontation Lisa gets in a solid dig

Laugh out loud and I I love your minions thing I didn't know that was coming but when they cut to her when they cut to the shadow step and I was like Oh damn, she's the boss baby. Yeah, no, I've never seen boss baby, but like Oh damn, she's the boss baby. Yeah, I've never seen boss baby, but like, Of course I've seen it so many times with my kids. The thing is there's a whole genre of boss babies to me. My number one boss baby is the baby from Roger Rabbit. You know, so I just, like, that's just a whole genre

of those little bossy babies in cartoon form, and I think it's like 100%. Roger Rabbit holds the fuck up. It's such a good movie. It's such a good movie. I actually, you know, I have a Deal over at Disney. I asked him like is there any way we could reboot this? I'd say why is there no Roger Rabbit? It's because there's so many

There's so many, you know copywritten characters that show up in that thing So you never have a Bugs Bunny next door Mickey Mouse again, but also I can't they come together Can't these come corporate was kind of amazing that that one scene like with like Woody Woodpecker and like all these old cartoons together, that was amazing. But even just Roger Rabbit, there's like all kinds of like rights holders to just him. Wow.

That makes it kind of impossible for us to revisit Toontown, which I thought was like a really fun world to play in. It is weird that we really didn't get another Roger Rabbit like entity or IP ever since then. It was like a one-off. We didn't even get that, we didn't get that taxi cab. I think it was a hit.

Correct me if I'm wrong. It was a hit. Huge hit. I think that's a function of the times. You know, in the 80s and 90s, sometimes a movie just hit and that was all you got. They, you know, like, you know, they didn't make a sequel to every hit movie. Yeah.

Nowadays, like they'd already have like, you know, eight TV shows and everything falling up on it. You know what's funny? I remember seeing Roger Rabbit. My family was on vacation in Vermont, very bougie. And we went and we went to the movies and we saw Roger Rabbit and I loved it.

And the next time we went to the same movie theater and you know what we saw the very next night? What was that? Midnight Run. It all comes full circle. One of the best movies of all time. All full circle. I gotta watch that whole trilogy. It's a great trilogy. Diallo. Thank you so much. The episode ends on a to be continued. Like, will they ever get to the narcissism

party? I'm not sure. I was looking forward to it on the episode. It didn't really happen. But they didn't. I loved this. But we do see in the next on we do see that Lisa gets, gets the, you know, the goddess of being the victim the most or something like that. She storms off in tears. And that was when I literally thought to myself, you know what, she might need at least one ally because she's literally spent almost the entire season storming out of stuff in tears. Yeah. But you know what? It's like, um,

you know, that's just Lisa's lot in life. That's just that Lisa's lot. That's her lot in life. And I say that knowing that she does like an 80s to come, Lisa's lot in life. Yeah. She literally does not even have a single lot in life. Like she's waiting for Lenny to finish building it, but you just, right. I like what she's like, this place is so quaint and it's comfy right first off is six thousand square feet yeah what he doesn't mention is that there's not one soft surface in that entire place it's all white hard edges and like marble and concrete it's like a house

built for cocaine it looks like a house for like a single dude not like the place where you can welcome in kids and like comfy and watch TV It's not only house built for cocaine. It looks like it was made of like petrified cocaine They just like molded in and they just like they like wax it they gave you a kitchen island and a coffee table Yeah, do y'all. Oh, thank you so much. Thank you so much for having me. I'm such a fan Oh, well, I'm a fan of yours and of you in general. I love hanging out with you and talking with you.

And you'll have to come back and also tell the people where they can find you, because everyone should be following Diallo. I think the easiest place to find me is on Instagram at Diallo, just six letters, D-I-A-L-L-O. There you can follow what I'm doing on the podcast or what I'm doing in TV and film, and also what me and the family are up to. I'm doing in TV and film and also what you know

Me and the family are up to so yeah and everyone not only should listen to podcast but you should go back and watch the episodes of Southside and Sherman showcase. They're really fun. They're very fun shows 100% rotten tomatoes. We're proud of that There we go. And you know, I don't think you to show every lost fan Well, hopefully Southside gets a second life somewhere someday No, here's the funny thing just to talk quick shop We recently sold a pitch and it is very similar to South Side without being another season of South Side a lot of the same brain trust some new brains involved and we're really really excited about that don't want to jinx it by

Naming it but I think stay tuned. Okay. Well, great. Looking forward to when you do some stunt casting with Lisa Hoxdeen. Can I plug something real quick? 100% pick up this book ages for housewives. This is by a good, good friend, Lizzie Rosenberg. Okay. When I'm not listening to your podcast, I have a thread with Lindsay and my wife and our friend Paul and all in this, we just go to town on all this Bravo stuff.

It's so much fun. Yeah, H's for Housewives. Lindsay illustrated this and wrote, did the whole thing and she's great. And we love Lindsay and we love your wife and we love Paul too, by the way. We love Paul. Thank you for being here.

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