Watch What Crappens - #2921 RHOA S16E18 Part 1: Eady Come, Eady Go
Episode Date: July 14, 2025This is part one of a two-part recapThe Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion soldiers on, despite Brit Eady being a no-show. Porsha and Drew hash out their differences, Kelli explains her styli...st drama, and Angela attempts to take down Porsha. Diamond Cooper and Andrew Pugliese from Elvis Duran and The Morning Show join Ben to break it all down!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens the podcast, but all that crap on Bravo
that we just love to talk about.
I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is not Ronnie Karam.
He is still off. He's having a wonderful, beautiful holiday for himself as,
as much deserved. So in his place are two people who I just
adore. Like these are two people who I just adore.
Like these are two great people from the Elvis Durant
and the morning show.
We have Diamond Cooper and Andrew Puglisi.
How are you guys?
Andrew, did I say your name correctly?
Did I do your name correctly?
Puglisi, I said Puglisi.
I added in an I.
I apologize.
As someone who has a last name, who's all that people also bungle. I,
I feel terrible that I passed along that trauma onto your name as well.
It's fine. I'll talk to my therapist later.
Thank you so much for being here.
Both to talk about the real housewives of Atlanta reunion episode.
We just finished talking, we had a very big episode
talking about the, not the Atlanta,
the Love Island finale and Family Day episodes.
So that's on Patreon, go to patreon.com slash watch
for crappins.
Andrew and Diamond were kind enough to join me both today
and on Friday to break down the final two episodes
of Love Island.
We had a lot of fun. We had a lot of fun. Uh, we have a lot of,
a lot of opinions and uh, if you want to hear them, go check that out.
But in the meantime, we are here today to talk Atlanta.
So first and foremost, uh,
diamond you have been watching the whole season. You were an ad.
Well, we all are avid Bravo fans,
but Diamond, every time I've gone to Elvis Duran
in the morning show, and always thank you for having me,
we always have like first like 30 minutes
of like just talking straight up Bravo,
and we get into it each and every time.
And that's why I'm very excited to have you guys both here.
So Diamond, you and I get real deep,
real quickly about all these things all the time.
And Andrew, you are still on your journey.
You are learning different shows
and I am so excited for you.
Thank you.
I mean, I have my favorites.
My favorite is Atlanta.
I started with this one.
It's been a fun journey. I think I would continue the Atlanta. I'd go back. Um,
there's a lot there. My favorite, my favorite real housewives, and I know I
don't want to sound like the artsy kid, but like real housewives of Vancouver is
the best series of housewives ever period. Get high, you get a VPN and go
watch that one.
Because that is the best.
Oh, honey.
I love that.
Oh, and Miami.
I like Miami, too.
Okay, redemption.
I like how that made you the artsy kid.
I'm the artsy kid, I like Vancouver.
You wouldn't know about it.
You wouldn't know about Vancouver.
Diamond, diamond.
So how do you feel about Atlanta this season, Diamond?
Last season I wanted it to be completely done.
I wanted a full, no, I don't even want reboots anymore.
So last season I was like, I'm okay if it never comes back.
This season was better than last season.
It just missed the mark incredibly, by far.
I was really happy that Portia was back.
I was happy that Shamia was there
because we've always been kind of teased by her,
where it's just like, she's there,
but then we don't really see much.
And then we knew that there were things
I know well
I follow her on Instagram where I did at one point and I saw that you know what was going on with her daughter
When she had her daughter, so I'm like I want to I want to know more
We saw the news about Kenya very early on so we knew that something was gonna happen
I've never been a big Kenya fan, so I was kind of like okay great whatever
I didn't know that I would hate Brit
by the end of the season.
So it's just like, it did something.
It didn't do what it needed to do.
Let's put it like that for me.
Yeah, I think that's fair.
I actually enjoyed the season more than I thought I would.
I thought it actually started off really, really well.
And I think that after everything happened with Kenya,
it just was, they were trying to kind of like figure out
what to do after that.
I think that they had an idea of how the season was gonna go.
It got all derailed.
And so there was sort of treaded water there for a few weeks.
And then, you know, Phaedra coming in at the end was like,
she didn't do much, but she was,
I think what we saw was a really good energy
between her and Portia and Cynthia, a really what we saw was a really good energy between her
and Portia and Cynthia, a really good dynamic that was like really fun to watch.
So they ride to the ship a little bit.
I think Angela was the find for the season.
10 out of 10.
10 out of 10.
I like Angela a lot.
Yeah.
Andrew approves.
Andrew's Angela Stan.
This is my only season watching of Atlanta.
So for me, I know none of the connections with anything.
And as like a watcher of just this one season, like just say, picking this up,
just say like a soft reboot.
I have to say all the characters are very fun.
I like except I like a lot of you.
Except I think they all work really well together.
Cynthia, I feel like I want to know her.
She seems so nice.
You want to know her.
Yeah, I think Cynthia seems so nice.
Cynthia was like one of the...
She was on for a really long time and then she left because she decided to go marry someone
in LA and she thought that that was the life that she was going to live, but she's back.
She's back. All right. Well, Cynthia, I mean, I think, I think her as a friend is a good lane for her.
She even admits it as much in this reunion. I think that's a good lane because we get to visit
with Cynthia, but we don't have to be burdened with her storylines, which are not always been the most
thrilling or exciting. Really?
She wasn't entertaining.
She was.
Her husband was entertaining at one point.
And her friendships were entertaining.
And the fallout of both were entertaining.
But then when it was time for her to carry something
on her own, I don't think she clocked in the way
that she should have.
Yeah.
Yeah, she was, you know, yeah.
She's, I think, friend of, you know, some people really thrive in the friend that she should have, yeah. I can't help. Got it. Yeah, she was, you know, yeah. She's, I think friend of, you know,
some people really thrive in the friend of role.
And I think that she's one of those maybe.
So, but yeah, I thought like overall,
I think Angela like was a great find.
I think Kelly is decent.
She's like very up and down.
It's like, I want it.
I think she had a lot of promise
at the beginning of the season
and then she didn't really quite deliver on it,
but she sort of perked up there at the end a little bit, right?
Where do you stand on Kelly Diamond?
First of all, too much screaming from this woman.
I'm like, I know that you're used to yelling in the kitchen of your restaurant, but we
there's a mic attached to you.
You have to lower the tone.
It's too loud.
I just, she rubbed me the wrong way from the beginning,
just because like the moment you meet Portia,
you're talking about, did you steal this,
did you steal this woman's husband?
I know that that's something that we all wanted to know
and like we wanted to see that type of conversation happen,
but I think she was too, she let like social media
produce her a little too much in the beginning,
like she felt like I have to ask this question, you know, it's going to come out.
Like, just let it ride. Like, take your time.
She's just teem too much and I'm okay without her. Honestly.
She, she was like,
See, I think that like when she started off with that energy of like, I'm new,
I'm not afraid to ask questions. I was actually like, okay, I'm, I'm okay with this.
I mean, it was very, it was the thirsty moment for sure.
But at the same time, I was like,
I like that she wasn't carrying away,
but she actually did start to.
She then sort of just like receded into this corner
of the show where she would just like make breakfast
with her girls and then talk about, I'm getting divorced.
Like that's some exciting bombshell new thing
that's never happened on reality TV before.
So I was like, show me the waffles.
I've been waiting all season for her, her damn waffles.
We finally got them to cut to see them in a William Sonoma of all places.
But I just felt like I'm fine with her.
I felt like she just did not.
She wasn't as she wasn't as impactful as I would have liked.
But I think that like her reunion performance was decent,
good enough.
Like, I think she's like mid, mid,
but she's not a fail, if that makes sense.
You know?
Maybe not a fail.
Not a fail. Okay.
I guess maybe we should aspire for more than just,
than like not a fail on this show.
Maybe that's the problem, you know?
Yeah, like when you have someone like Angela there
who has a marriage that everyone is questioning,
failed real estate flips and stuff like that.
And she's like bringing the drama
and dropping things here and there.
I'm like, now that is what you call a winner.
I love Angela.
She's so funny.
And I love how every situation, she always seems like she's like,
now what do we have here? She's like asking a question as she's like talking about you.
Like I love, she's very funny.
She has like a slow burn about her. Like there's something she takes her fingers.
She always puts them in the air. Like she's like, she's saying like,
she's always like doing a mama mia hand,
but then she shakes them at you,
but she's asking a question.
She's like, now why would you go to the store?
And I don't know what it is.
Like there's something about like her slow delivery.
Yes.
And like her lines are often very,
her comebacks are often very clunky,
and yet she lands them every time they just work
in a way that I just really love, you know?
Some of those people just have it.
Some real housewives just have an X factor
where you just know you love them and you can't explain why.
And you're like, yes, she is in, she's a star.
Kelly, eh, maybe one more season, right?
You know?
Yeah, she better wow me next year
or I'm gonna start the petition.
Okay.
Well, let's get into-
Yeah, petitioning on.
Get her out.
Oh Lord, thank Jesus.
Change.org.
Okay, so why don't we get into this reunion?
So it starts off, we're at the studios.
You know, reunion tradition,
which is that we never just start with a reunion.
We have to watch people walk into the reunion
and watch them getting ready, like it's a boxing match.
So they're all arriving.
And the first significant thing that happens
is that Phaedra goes into Britt's dressing room
and no one is there.
Britt is nowhere to be found.
And as we all know, Britt did not go to the reunion.
So they're all dumbfounded.
What did you think?
Do you guys think that Britt should have shown up
and stood in her truth, or are you happy just to be spared
a Brit for for an episode?
Um, I think. Oh, OK, I think that she should have been there, especially based off of like
the amount of shit that she talked all season. Like just just this like, I'm a tough guy type of vibe,
you know, that she gave off where she would start like really
attacking them verbally, like whoever she was arguing with or anything
that like bothered her in the slightest.
She'd snap in a way that was like.
When you go low, I go lower. Yeah. Yeah.
Are we preparing for a fight?
And so like I felt like this would have been her time to redeem herself.
But also if I was production, she probably was a liability for them.
Like, are we sure that she's not going to do anything?
But then I'm honestly happy because I can't with that nasally...
I can't. I was happy about that.
The whole time I watched, I was like, is this how she really sounds the whole time?
Like, I can't do a whole 17 episodes of, um, I'm just saying, I don't know.
I couldn't do it. I couldn't.
I'm like, I, you know, it was bad.
It's it's a lot.
And I think what's hard is that, like, you know, there's certain like lanes
that housewives take and she took the, like you said, when you go low, I go lower lane of Brandy Glanville, um,
Leah McSweeney maybe,
and some others who just sort of done that path where it's like, oh,
they're always gonna, they're always looking for that fight.
And then they're a Tamra, you know, like, Oh, I'm just, you know, but I just,
it's when I'm backed into a corner, I fight, I fight, I fight,
but I really love you. You know, they always have that same arc, but those people also like they flourish
at the reunion. Like that's what they, they, they have that persona. And then at the reunion,
they go nuts and they go crazy. That's almost like what they look forward to. So it's wild
that she adopted that persona or she led with that and then was like, yeah, but I'm not,
I'm also can't follow this through at the reunion.
Like that's supposed to be your prime forum.
I don't think that she would have the she.
What you were saying before about Angela, she's able to like,
I don't know, make her point, even if it's not coming across right.
You could still follow the plot line.
I feel like when Brit is arguing, it's just so low that like, that's all she
knows pretty much how to do that she couldn't make her points. And she would get very frustrated
and probably just leave anyway. She would look for the moment that she could walk off
the couch and they would follow her and it would be the Brit show that you'd be annoyed
by the whole time. And that's nobody wants to watch that. There's like seven other people
on this cast.
Is it possible that like State Farm told her
you're not allowed to go on the reunion because they-
I remember she was gonna get her license taken away.
Yes, her license was under review for what Kenya Moore did.
I texted you about that.
I'm like, this insurance business is not that serious.
Like you set up your own LLC.
I know it's not that serious.
You're probably petitioning on Facebook to get clients.
It can't be that, like, it's not that deep.
And Angela clocked her with that whole mess.
Like she's like, they don't really do that
unless it's something very serious.
Like, Britt, please.
I don't understand what Britt is.
Like, Britt works in insurance, but can afford these Bentley's
or whatever.
She's acting like she's bawling on,
but she's like an insurance agent.
But nothing really has added up to what she does
and why she's so, quote unquote, successful at all
the entire time.
The three toilet paper rolls and the $250 donation.
And then there was that.
And there was that, too. Exactly. So anyway rolls and the $250 donation. And then there was that. And there was that too. Exactly.
So anyway, they're like looking for her.
She's like nowhere to be found.
Meanwhile, Portia, it's like, it's 8.30 in the morning
and Portia just likes napping and not in any glam.
And they're supposed to start at 9 a.m.
I was like, oh, this reunion is not starting on time.
Yeah, no.
No.
She's bare faced.
The wig was just glued on, you could tell.
It hadn't even given time to sit.
I'm like, Portia, what are you doing?
But then also it was hilarious
because didn't she walk in still before Drew?
Yeah, I think, yeah she did.
It's like, okay.
They were all so late.
They started this reunion at like three hours late.
And Andy was surprisingly not upset by it.
I think it's because he knew they were gonna be late.
So he was just like, just let me know when they're ready.
Plus they were also, let's be honest,
probably trying to figure out what to do
now that Brit wasn't gonna be there.
They had to probably rethink all the questions
in the order of everything instead.
So it probably worked out well.
But I loved when Portia was lying there
and she's saying how she told Brit like, no, I like, take some magnesium. I mean, I took about three.
Phaedra's like, don't do that. She's having diarrhea. She's like, oh, is that why I had diarrhea?
What are you talking about? Magnesium for a reunion. Like,
I don't know what magnesium does, but I didn't know you were supposed to use it
to treat anxiety.
I thought it puts you to sleep. I can help you go to sleep. Not like,
but I really have no idea.
So it like stutters your stomach, but it could also like work.
I mysterious ways for other reasons. I don't know.
Yeah, it was all wrong. So they all come out the the
dress code is like C3PO.
Everything's like gold metallics,
which, by the way, Alandria on
Love Island finale night was very
on trend for the Atlanta reunion.
She also is wearing a gold
like a gold bodice.
So they all have different they come out three hours late
in different variations of this.
Some may be more successful than others.
Which ones did you think looked best
and which ones did you guys think worse,
if you can remember?
Oh, Portia definitely 10 out of 10.
Yes, she looked great.
Yeah, I loved it.
Shiny and gold.
It was also, hers was more golden rod
as opposed to
Big Bird Yellow, which is where like maybe Drew Sidora went and some others
Another one that I like I liked Shami is
Kelly looked a mess
But the worst I didn't like Phaedra's like headpiece and earrings I think that took away from everything. I don't even remember what her dress looked like. She had these big, enormous earrings that were like, they were like rainbows, but they were not. They're like these giant semi-circles that were swinging around.
And everyone had, there were so many metallics and bangles going on that the entire reunion sounded like people moving silverware around. It was so clunky.
Everything was clunky.
Sounded either her aids to see the cast coming.
By far the worst was Drew.
Drew looked crazy.
She looked horrible, but she always looks horrible.
And then, no, she does. No, she does.
She does. She does.
I think that hopefully after this, her and Portia can mend things because one of the worst things was her hair.
And I don't know, you can't talk shit about go naked hair and now you have to go find
another hair company whose quality isn't as good.
I didn't like it.
And then this little, she tried to do a little edge thing here.
I can't.
And then her makeup was, everything was sort of like really, there was one point where
there was like a shot of her close up.
And I was just like, she just looked deranged.
She looked like she had just fallen in a dumpster or something.
It was crazy.
Like Big Bird's dumpster because it's like all his feathers all over the place.
Also has feathers ever looked good on a dress ever. Like I'm not even talking.
There was someone in blue once. Who was that? That?
I think that was Atlanta too. Was it Marlowe? It was someone.
Maybe in Portia herself. Well, there was no,
there was a cast photo once where they were, I don't remember.
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So, Andrew, since you're new, you don't have the full breadth of the Dru Cedora, but Diamond,
where do you stand on Dru Cedora?
Can't stand her.
I want her gone. I wanted her gone last season.
And this, I used to love Drusadora, right?
She was in Step Up as Drusadora.
She was in The Game as Drusadora.
So like, I've been a fan of hers.
When she first signed on to do the show,
I was like, oh, okay, like great.
Like she's gonna be great.
And then maybe like episode four of last season, I was like, yeah, okay, like great. Like she's gonna be great. And then maybe like episode four of last season,
I was like, yeah, hard no for me.
Because you realize that she's a liar.
She has lied so much.
She's been caught in all her lies,
but yet she continues to double down.
And it's just like, I don't want this.
Like I can't.
Yeah, I didn't like her working with Dennis. I didn't want this. Like, I can't. Yeah, I didn't like her working with Dennis.
I didn't like it.
And so-
Hot dog purveyor turned music producer, Dennis, yes.
Yes, which is also kind of scammy, but you know what?
You know I love a short king.
So I'm gonna stand beside him a little bit in this.
Okay.
But like, I just, I felt like it was a little messy.
Like, Portia's kind of putting money in your pocket.
Yeah.
Drew is very messy.
I am like, I have felt like Drew has been a scam artist
for a while.
Really, I think it really kicked in with the,
with her drop it with Drew endeavor,
where she was like, I lost 60 pounds in one week.
And I was like, okay, you are a one week. And I was like, okay, you are a scammer.
And I was like, you know, I was like, Drew has to go.
But I think I've come around to realize that like,
one of the fun parts of these shows
is having those deluded scammers on
and when they just like spin their bullshit
and just like laugh at them, like you are so,
because she's so bad at it.
Like she's so blatantly, like she blatantly lies.
Also, I did take a little offense, Diamond,
in what you said, you mentioned her credits.
You said that she was in Step Up and the game,
I think you forgot Todd Tucker's The Pass as Juicedora.
Todd Tucker's,
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh, where she started dating, what's her,
they were friends, Ty?
And we're just friends? Please pack it friends. Ty. We're just friends.
Please pack it up.
I can't with this woman.
It was the one divorce scene and she's like, he wants 40% of my LLC.
In my head, I often feel like whenever the housewives like throw a business and someone's
facing there like they want 40% of my LLC.
How much is in this LLC is my question.
And what is the and it's Drew Sedora LLC.
So she named her own company after herself.
But where what's what's being licensed?
Like I have so many questions.
I'm not sure what recently is, but if she got if she's getting any sort of like
royalties or getting percentages from those movies, she has been in a lot of like
a lot of movies like sort of that.
You don't realize the game religiously to this day.
So she's getting she's making money off of me, for sure.
If it's anything like Elvis's checks from Die Hard, that man gets two cents.
No, babe, she's getting more than that.
I don't think he needs an LLC for that one.
Well, at the very least, she's definitely getting her salary from this very show in there.
And Ralph is a whole other issue, and we will get to him because he of course makes a cameo.
It's not a good reunion until Ralph shows up.
So we start with Andy who does his typical thing
where he's like,
I welcome to the real outside of Atlanta.
I'm Andy Cohen.
Now after 16 years, Atlanta has always reigned supreme,
but this season came with a bit of a feast lift,
a remix, and a whole new vibe.
One of our juiciest peaches made her grand return.
Four new peaches hit the group chat.
One OG clocked out.
Another clocked in.
A peach fell on the floor.
A peach rolled off the cart,
and someone else stepped on a peach.
It started off spicy, got spicy, got sweet,
then spicy more, and then stayed shady all the way.
It goes on for like 10 minutes.
I'm like, we get it, we're back at the reunion.
We understand.
So-
His chat GBT was working overtime for that intro.
So now, since Brit wasn't there,
I got the distinct feeling that they had to fill up
so much time with meaningless patter.
It was like, hey, Shamia, how are you?
She's like, I'm good.
Good, good to see you Shamia.
So how's your car doing?
Did you get new mats in it for your feet?
Yes I did.
That's great.
Where'd you get those mats?
What do you, Hey Portia,
what do you think about Shamia's mats in her car?
It's like, it felt like it was like endless,
like, you know, chatter.
By the way, I was also really happy with Shemia's hair
at the reunion, because I did not like her hair
all season long.
I felt like it was-
All season?
I felt like it was like very matronly.
And I wanted her to like look,
like she's trying to break into singing,
like don't look so matronly, you know?
That bob, that shortcut, it wasn't it.
I didn't love it.
Like it was like fine as like a general look,
but I just wanted her to be like a little bit more chic,
you know, cause I love me some Shamia
or at least I have historically loved her.
And so I just want her to be like a little more, you know.
Yeah, the Bob last night was, she ate that.
She ate it up.
It looks really good.
She definitely ate it.
She ate it like a peach.
Ah!
So.
So. So. She definitely ate it. She ate it like a peach. Ha! So, um,
Andy's like,
oh, Shemeah from plus one to the one.
And she's like, I mean,
yeah.
And then she's like,
let me know, of course.
And she's like, I mean, that's what they say.
And he's like, do they say that?
Like, I love Andy.
Like immediately he's like,
I'm going to call you this thing.
And then I'm going to act like no one's ever, and then I'm going to, I'm going to call you this thing and then I'm going to act like no
one's ever. And then I'm going to, I'm going to totally retract it. Like, do they,
do people ever say that to you? It's like, you just said it, Andy.
Yeah, literally.
So he goes around the horn. He says hi to everyone. Angela has her fan.
I think she's selling those fans now. Right. Is that what I have?
I may buy it. I may buy one too.
And Andy asked Kelly if she brought any chicken and waffles.
I was like, I'm not even sure she owns a waffle iron at this point.
I don't think so.
I don't think she knows how to do it.
What sort of lazy self-promotion has Kelly been doing all season?
Like there should have been waffles everywhere.
It should not have been one episode late in the season. It should have been, she made so many meals with her kids. Every single
thing coming out of that kitchen should have been a waffle. I don't care what time of day it was.
It should have been waffles nonstop. Or at least get a cricket machine that you could put like your
logo on things. I don't know. Just like product placement, something. Order waffle fries, something.
Get something with a waffle. Yes.
Do you remember, I don't know, this is really specific. Andrew won't know this,
but Diamond, maybe you will. Yeah, sorry. There is one season where Sheree went to meet someone at
like a breakfast spot and she's like, uh, what's she was asking the waitress, she's like, what's
a walnut? Like it's a waffle omelet. She goes, I'll have that.
And that's always stuck with me.
No, I don't remember that.
Sheree got a Womlet.
She got an omelet that was made in a waffle iron.
And I always thought that was so funny.
And I just, so Sheree too.
Cause you know, like all day long, she was like,
I just had a Womlet.
You ever heard of a Womlet before?
You have a Womlet?
You ever had a Womlet?
She was like, I just had a walnut. You ever heard of a walnut before?
You have a walnut?
You ever had a walnut?
Did you hear what they referenced her about Kelly's waffle?
Oh my God, yes.
Summer.
They're like, when is that coming out?
Spring, summer.
That's always bad.
When someone pulls that joke out on you,
it's like, ha ha, it's a joke,
but they're basically telling you, yeah, you're-
Yeah, it's not happening. You're not doing what you need to be doing
right now, you know?
So Andy's like, well, as you may have noticed,
Brit 80 has decided not to join us today.
And they keep on highlighting this,
cause they keep on doing this wide shot of the other sofa
with all this negative space where Brit was supposed to be.
Like, and at one point they just do a close up of a pillow,
just an empty seat with a pillow.
I was like, does the pillow of Britt have anything to say?
Were you looking forward to Britt reclining on you?
No?
Okay.
What seat would she have been on the couch?
Well, they left a spot at the end.
Oh, so she would have been the end?
Yeah.
She would have been the end after, um, it would have been Portia and then is
Portia and then, um, what's her face?
Phaedra and then Britt.
Yeah.
Cause Phaedra was nice to Britt.
So I think that's where they would have had her and then Britt could have gone
up against Kelly that way face to face.
But yeah, she decided not to join.
And so Andy asks like what everyone's thoughts are.
And Kelly's basically saying,
well, you know, she caused mass destruction
in our friend group.
You know, she plays victim villain at the same time.
And Phaedra is saying how like, you know,
we're a sisterhood, we're in a sorority together.
And you know, if she wasn't comfortable enough to call me,
like whatever, but like whether you like it or not,
we're in sisterhood.
But isn't it funny because like didn't Phaedra also just like quit Merit to Medicine like mid season?
Yes, she did.
Yes, she did. Which is why her being on this season was the real flop. Like,
she literally said that she only filmed 10 days with these women. And so like, what was the point?
Yeah, what was the point? What was the point? So the whole end of the season, like the last six episodes are all just from 10 days.
Yeah.
She basically went on vacation with him and then shot like two scenes.
Like, yeah.
Which is, it also says like, clearly you see how they had to amend their shooting schedule
because of everything with Kenya, which is why the whole season got messed up.
I always have a theory that when someone gets fired
or someone leaves midway through,
it messes up the entire season
because they plan out like every beat of the season.
They know exactly what they want to happen.
So when they have to like think on the fly,
it's like a disaster.
But yeah, so no one knew that she wasn't gonna come
and everyone's like upset
because they were gonna like, they basically wanted to confront her about all her lies and all her bullshit, you
know, but she obviously, and by the way, there's no like admission of better admission of guilt
and not showing up to reunion.
And once you do that, then it's like, it's like not showing up at court.
You're just automatically guilty of everything.
Yeah.
Right.
Yep. Yeah. Right? Yep. Yeah. And then the whole like, I'm suing the network and stuff. Like, girl, please.
Yeah.
Please.
Well, she's saying that like, it wasn't even her on the posters, but she's suing the network
because the network Bravo made her think it was her. And so the distress of that
created a hostile work environment. What? Which, yeah.
That's pretty.
Apparently, so our friend, Sessie,
who does the Bravo DACA podcast,
she said like, yeah, it's actually like,
she does have some grounds there, some legal grounds,
but I still think it's,
I still think she's full of bullshit.
Yeah. Yeah.
I want it from a FedEx, Kinko's poster board. Geez. Yeah
Careful be careful as you put on your phone phone core, you know
Do you guys know do you think that Kenya should come back next season or do you think that what she did was actually was?
Just like too awful
I
Don't think she should come back. I do think what she did was awful.
Um, but I think that Bravo does need to take some of the blame because they've allowed
her to do things the entire time that she's been on the show that have like, I feel like
we could have seen this coming.
It's been a buildup.
She showed us who she was a long time ago.
I don't think that we thought that she would go
as far as she did, but the signs were always there.
So like, do I blame her for thinking that this was
another thing that she could get away with?
Maybe not.
If they let her get away with so much in the past,
like she's gonna test those boundaries, right?
So like, and she had a lot of stuff to say when NeNe left
and then she tried to, you know, spin the block now And she had a lot of stuff to say when NeNe left.
And then she tried to spin the block now last summer and try to stir up the same type of argument.
Oh, if this was a White House wife,
then she would have gotten a pass.
And I'm like, you don't get to do that
when you turned your back on NeNe
when she was trying to make that point or case.
So yeah, no, I think that she should be exactly where Nini is, you know, somewhere off camera.
Somewhere, somewhere off camera, somewhere out there as Linda runs that one saying.
So, um, Porsche.
Yes, I did just equate Kenya to Fievel and his sister.
So, um, so then like we it's like 10 minutes of this pattern.
And then finally Andy is like, okay, now we're going to start.
But first, does anyone want to set an intention?
Cause this is what he does now at reunions.
Does anyone want to set an intention,
which is hilarious cause no one,
all the intentions are always bullshit.
It's like, I would like to set an intention
that I can stop being so great
and I can listen to other people.
There's always these very self-serving intentions.
Like sure.
And so Portia is saying that she's,
she wants to set an intention today to honor who we are
and where we are in whatever space,
which literally means nothing to me.
What does that even mean?
Not a damn thing.
Not a damn, I'm like, girl, sit down.
Like stay where you are and just.
And Portia's like, she's like,
I'm really here to figure out like what's going on
in the way forward and how we're gonna like close the door.
Portia literally says that with every like sit down scene
she has with someone and she always storms out every single time.
So the fact that she's saying, I want to, like, just really hear the issues and close
the door, I'm like, I don't, why do I feel like that's not really going to happen this
time?
It's a fun house.
There's many doors and she just keeps closing them.
Why do we take anything that she says, like, peace talk wise?
Why do we take that seriously after the way she behaved on her spinoff?
Like you try to fight your child's grandmother.
Girl, I don't wanna hear about peace talks
and peace treaties and shit.
Like go away.
Like I can't, I can't.
Yeah.
So now we go to commercial break and we come back.
It's like, welcome back.
We just spent 10 minutes saying hello to everyone
and we had a commercial break
when there was not even a cliffhanger.
So the fact that you came back is amazing.
Let's give a warm welcome to the best friend
Real Hastings of Atlanta has ever had,
which is by the way, disrespectful
to both Shamia and to Marlo.
The woman only, Cynthia Chick-Bones Bailey.
Great to see you.
Wow, Marlo and Shemeah put in years
in the friend of bench, and Cynthia does one season,
like three quarters of season, and is like,
you're the best friend we ever had on the show ever,
you did so effortlessly.
Yeah, so she's back, they put her on the bench,
she's probably out way earlier than she was expected,
but they're like, bring it.
We don't have anyone.
Like bring out Cynthia.
Can't keep shooting that same couch cushion.
Yeah, cause she sits there and then she says almost nothing
for the rest of the episode.
But there's too much negative space on our two shots.
So, so Andy, she says, you know, she says she actually really loved being
a friend of, because she's like,
you know, I've been through so many different things
that people are going through.
I've been through divorce and I've been married
and I've been through friendship breakups
and I was able to be supportive.
And I was like, yes, and you were boring
through all of those things too.
Literally.
Literally.
Beautiful but boring. I loved her, she was so fun on this show. Beautiful. But boring.
She was so fun on this. I need to go back and rewatch these older seasons just to
see like, she was much better as a friend of she really like,
I feel like she really came more to life as a friend of,
I think that as like a main cast member, sometimes it was a real struggle.
She had moments, she had moments, she was very likable,
but like every time I was like,
oh, we're gonna have a Bailey cue,
I was just like, oh God, back to the lake house.
Yeah, like Bailey, like come on.
Like Bailey, it just didn't really go off
the same way as Chateau Chourette, you know?
So they talk a bit about her and her man, Amsterdam,
et cetera, and like how she's older.
He's like 39.
And I have a thing where I don't really care too much
about people we never see.
Yeah.
Yeah.
When they ask questions about love interests
who are off camera and we've never seen them ever before,
I don't generally get into that.
Yeah.
Nobody cares, right?
Because I think that we're conditioned now to feel like,
well, if it didn't happen on the show,
then it's not real, right?
Like, remember the Africans?
Like, okay, we have no clue who they are,
so, like, let it go, you know?
I can't.
And this guy doesn't even live in America.
Like, what are we doing?
Yeah.
So now we go to... So now after we have like check with Cynthia,
Andy is like, okay, well, this season was really meant to be
your happily ever after, Portia,
but after falling for divorce from your would be Prince Charming
and getting sucked back into the scene of some drama
with the hot dog king, you did everything you could
to protect your kingdom and most of all your peace.
Here's how that worked.
I was like, whoa.
I was like waiting for a pun to drop.
You know, it's funny, cause like I make fun of Andy
for all his sweaty puns all the time.
But then like when there isn't one,
I'm like, wait a second.
Where's the pun?
I guess the Prince Charming and Happily Ever After
and a kingdom, maybe they're trying to build a fairy tale thing in there a little bit.
Yeah, it's almost there.
I'm sure.
I'm giving some marks.
Solid B.
Yeah, okay.
Solid B.
So we're in the Portia segment.
So she talks about her cousin, Londy, which is so sad.
So sad about Londy.
I felt bad.
Yeah, that was really, really, that was terrible.
And then Andy is saying how it was like really great to see Porsche's
house. I feel like the Porsche's house storyline felt a little half baked to
me this season, right? Like we opened up the season with her being upset that
she couldn't film in her own house. And then we kind of like dropped that
thread. And then in the season finale out of nowhere, we had this like little
coda where she's like,
by the way, guess what?
I can film in my house again.
Felt a little, felt a little ham-fisted.
What'd you think, Diamond?
And then she's at the house
and she's just walking on her treadmill in the finale.
Yeah.
With makeup on, with makeup on.
All the filth to her treadmill,
treading on the film.
Finally, you can see my routine.
I think what they tried to do,
especially because like, you know,
I've read her book and there were certain things
in her book that she, I guess,
couldn't talk about on the show,
but you saw it like happening.
So like early on when she left,
not when she left Cordell,
but when she was put out, I guess,
basically when they got a divorce,
she said that she had to rent the house to film in
that was quote unquote her mom's house.
They didn't have money for it or whatever.
So I guess a part of her personal storyline
is there's always a house situation.
Remember the mat when she finally did buy this house,
the mat was too small and blah, blah, blah.
Oh yeah, of course.
I think that that's like personal to her for some reason, but I don't think that she realizes that we don't care.
It wasn't translated to us in a way.
It wasn't like presented to us with like emotional stakes like that.
It was just kind of like, Oh yeah, that sucks that she can't film in her house.
It's like, okay, go somewhere else. Also, why are we fighting over homes?
Like you have the means to just go and move
and start life over since you really want to start over.
Girl, let it go.
To be fair, to be fair, as the season went on,
I could understand why she was upset
she couldn't film in her home
because it was like her other options were to go
to like Britt Edie's like a cramped town home
or Kelly's like one bedroom apartment.
So like, I'm like, you know what, like maybe there,
maybe there's something to it.
She's like, I am a celebrity.
I do not want to film in these small spaces.
Like I have a living room, you know, there is Shamia's.
Shamia's place that has the elevator in it as well.
But yeah, Shamia's got some real money.
And I feel like it's like real money.
A lot of times on these shows,
we were just talking about right before we started recording,
we talked about the new girl on Miami, Stephanie.
There are these people that come on who are very wealthy,
but you kind of feel like they are harboring
huge amounts of debt and bankruptcy and lawsuits.
That's just like hitting off camera.
But I feel like with Shamia, I feel like that money is like solid.
You know, that's like air conditioned money.
That's like obscure jobs.
If your husband has an obscure job title, if he's a porta potty person
who cleans the porta potties, if he's the person that like,
I don't know, puts the seats in movie theaters, they have real money
because they're the first in real estate estate? Yeah, real estate. There's grift going on there, you know, air conditioners at
the largest airport in the country. That elevator is, that elevator, there's money for that elevator
and all the repairs it will ever need. Okay. It's a Wonka elevator. It goes up, down, left, right. She could fly around
her house all over the place. That's the type of money they have. It is a Wonka original.
Okay. Air conditioner money. That's how you get through in life. So I'm happy for Shemeon
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So they're talking about,
they start talking about the divorce from Simon
and there's like a little bit of a,
like there's a little bit of a squabble
between Portia and Kelly
because Portia compares her divorce to Kelly
saying it was like a phantom divorce.
And then Kelly starts getting a little flustered,
like our divorces are not the same.
We do not have the same divorces.
We're not the same.
You can't talk about it, we're not the same.
Which is funny because she spent all season
talking about how her divorce was,
like she had to comparing her divorce,
using her divorce to relate to other people,
to be like, you know, Drew and I,
we're basically having the same divorce, you know?
So now it's not like she's like,
no, I have a distinct and unique divorce.
We have a waffle, a waffle up for debate.
I'm not sure when I'm going to get my waffle iron back from this man.
You don't know what the pain I've gone through.
I have to wait for Black Friday for a new one.
It's not fair.
So then also we talk about Simon being detained by ICE,
which I didn't realize had already happened
by the time this reunion happened.
That's crazy that Simon is being detained by ICE right now.
I'm assuming he's still in there, right?
We haven't heard that he got out, right?
No, he's out.
Oh, he's out?
And he's in, I think he's in Dubai now.
Wow.
Yeah.
I wonder how that, how can you still,
how does that work with a divorce?
If your partner got deported?
I mean, I guess Teresa Giudice did it, right?
Oh, right.
Yeah, I didn't even think about that.
The original, the real pioneer of Bravo deportation,
Joe Giudice.
Oh.
Yeah.
If he comes back into the cut, does she, does he owe her money?
I think she gets something. No.
She gets, I mean, she gets something. I'm as she, whatever it is,
things have to be ironed out, you know? And I don't know if like,
if you, if the person you're divorcing gets sent to another country,
can they just be like, whatever, good luck, see you later?
Yes, that is true.
Because someone I know, their ex-husband, fled the country and only recently did they
serve in papers at a music festival.
But it took three and a half years for him to come back in the country.
Oh no, we would have to fight.
But he owed him-
I'm not going to hold the country or like while someone's well now and to be fair, Simon did not flee the country. He was deported because we're living in this state right now of like ice doing this to people. But like, but I think it actually, in this case, it probably worked out for him in terms
of like a divorce situation. Because now he'll be like, okay, I don't want to have to deal
with this. But, um, and I'm not saying it worked out for him in all situations because
it's not still, you know, terrible what's happening. But, um, I, I do think though that
if you flee the country during a divorce, um,
I think it should be like not showing up at the reunion. I think it's like, okay,
you're automatically guilty. You forfeit everything.
I think that should be a law. If you, if you willingly leave. And again,
Simon did not willingly leave, but if you, or it's like, if you're out of,
if you're out of the country for a certain amount of time,
not tending to your divorce, then you just forfeit it all.
Maybe that is a law somewhere.
I'm glad we're figuring things out on this episode.
We're really getting through.
Some lawyers are definitely listening and it's just like, wrong, wrong, all wrong.
This is 100% happening.
There are people in our audience that are going to be like, these idiots right now talking
like they have any idea what's going on and making light of a very serious
situation of deportation. But yeah, and of course, Portia does address that people are
saying that she called ice on him and she's like, yeah, no, that's, I'm not going to do
that. Like that's, that's, that's, it's not a funny thing for me at all, you know? So
then Andy asks if Gerald and Simon were buddies.
And Shemeah's saying that they were like couples friends.
But she's like, is he a scammer, anything like that,
whatever, I don't know, whatever.
So Andy now takes an audience question.
He's like, James from Jersey says,
Kelly, why did you really want validation from Portia
to see if she messed with that lady's husband?
Were you asking out of concern or to be messy?
And Kelly says, this is referencing when she said,
why did you take that woman's husband?
Kelly says, I was definitely asking out of concern.
You didn't know she was asking to be messy?
You cannot say you were asking out of concern.
You just met this person and you're gonna say
you were asking out of concern.
Please, Kelly.
Concern for who?
Fallon, she has moved on to her own new mess.
Like, what are we talking about?
You know, every time I think of Fallon,
I always think of her in her Halloween costume.
Remember her Halloween costume where she was like,
she was like in scales, she was like Medusa,
and she was running around with the golf club,
and like, that's all I think about with Fallon,
is like, everything at the time I think about Fallon
being wronged as a wife, I just think of her as Medusa
with the golf club, like chasing after someone.
When they had to like pin her down in the garage.
I'm like, this is the woman that we're like
literally fighting for.
I need to watch that, that sounds entertaining.
That was a wild episode.
Well, that was also where, by the way,
Kenya got into trouble was that episode
because she came dressed like a native American
and she caused quite the stir with that.
And she had to issue a whole formal apology and do the whole, you know, uh,
my culture is not my costume thing, like an awareness of that, yada, yada.
And so she ever left the show prior to that or was she,
has she been on the show since the beginning?
He left for a season, uh,
because she decided to get married and keep it off of the show.
Weird. I guess she was looking for a spin-off.
You know what? I think she was. I guess she was looking for a spin-off. You know what, she could have been, but.
I think she was looking actually for,
I think she was looking for her fairy tale.
I think she was desperate to have like,
get married and have a child.
And she was like,
I will sacrifice the show if I have to do that.
And then she of course got attached herself
to a true troll of a man.
And she, it's a good lesson why don't sacrifice your standards
just because you have an idea of how you want to live,
like what you want in your life.
And also don't talk shit about other people's situations
because you never know the cards you'll get dealt.
Like she talked so much shit about people.
She did things that could have compromised
people's marriages and stuff like that.
You don't play around with stuff like that.
Clark it.
Clark it.
She really, really did.
And I think that like Mark really kind of ruined Kenya
as a reality star because she then got dragged
into a prolonged custody battle
where she had to be on best behavior.
So she couldn't really even be the villain
that she was so good at being.
And I think maybe she lost her touch
in those intervening years.
So then when she came back for this season,
she just really messed up and flopped and it was a disaster.
All for him to be in the background of her lives now.
I'm like, what the, what is going on here?
What happened to his girlfriend that she claimed that he,
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
He was terrible.
So, um, Kelly is trying to claim that she like was asking this question out of concern.
But she also said, she also feels like Portia did not really love Simon and Portia is,
she's just kind of like, um, like, but we had a conversation about this.
So why now all of a sudden you're, you're acting like this out of nowhere. Um, but then to there,
again, comparing divorces and stuff. And, um, and basically Kelly is like, do not compare our
divorces. It's not okay. This you're comparing apples to peaches, apples to get it. Cause we're
on real house, Atlanta peaches.
You see what I did there?
Oh, she snapped, snapped for herself.
She was so proud.
She was really proud of her apples to peaches moment there,
you know?
And, and she's like, just don't, don't compare our divorces.
And she's like, okay, no one really cares about this.
So anyway,
So, Angie's like, okay, no one really cares about this. So, anyway.
At Poopyface from Twitter says,
Portia, you know people think you stole a cast member's
husband, so why would you say you would fuck Angela's husband?
She's like, well, let me apologize again.
I mean, even though when you found out about it,
we talked to Cindy's a fan.
Angela apologized to me because she brought the same situation, but let me
apologize again.
And Angela's like, no, what I said was I didn't drag it.
You were the first person to ask about Charles and you said, I know something
about your husband.
And so in Nashville, I said, why did you take that woman's husband?
And Shamia said she introduced you to Simon.
And then this turns into a random thing
about Shamia denying that she introduced them.
And Shamia was like very adamant,
like I did not, I did not introduce them whatsoever.
Why was this a,
why was this a sticking point for Shamia, do you think?
I don't know, because there's clear footage of her saying
that she introduced them.
No, in the footage she said, I was there when they met,
but she didn't actually say that she was the one introduced.
She just said that she was there when they met.
But I also didn't understand.
What does it matter if she introduces them or not? I don't understand. What does it matter if she introduces them or not?
I don't know.
Did you see when Andy, I think Andy clocked in,
he's like, well, was this a lie that you guys came up with
to make it seem like,
because they talked about it on the show in the past.
They said that Shemeah introduced them.
And I thought that Shemeah had said, yeah,
I introduced them.
But it's weird. Like,
okay. Andy asks, then Andy asks, um,
Portia did Shemia introduce you to Simon and Portia takes like a really long
beat and she almost doesn't know how to answer it. And then she's like,
listen, he's like, wait, why? Wait, did she introduce you?
Like what's going on here? And, and yeah, you're right.
Andy is basically like, well,
did you guys come up with like a cover story
to hide the fact that you got into his DMS?
And then they're like, huh?
Whoa, huh?
You know, there's a lot of like back and forth on that.
And so then Porsche then at that point,
it's like, no, no, no, I definitely like, I got
introduced to him and it just, it happened.
Okay.
It happened.
Let me just like, let's just like move on.
So maybe there was something fishy going on here.
It had to have been because like, I don't know.
It seemed like such a small point for them to be like stumbling over, like, for Shemeah to be all of a sudden
denying, and it seems like Shemeah and Portia
are not in a good place.
So now I feel like Shemeah no longer wants to cover
for Portia, which is why she's like,
I did not introduce them whatsoever.
Oh, see, I didn't even think of it like that.
I thought that she was like being a good friend,
like I'm not gonna tell on you.
But I don't know.
It's just very weird.
And for it to be something that was so like,
this is not a big deal at all.
So why are you making it a big deal?
Now we have to pay attention, you know?
The cover up is worse than the story.
Yeah.
Like watching cringe.
I got the feeling like this reunion,
I felt like this reunion,
like I felt like this episode, there was a lot of like sort of small potatoes fights
where I was like, I don't know why we're sort of squabbling
about this stuff, but I'm just, I was like trying to follow,
it's like, oh, okay, so we're, okay, so Kelly's mad
that she's comparing her divorce to hers.
And now Shemeah's mad that she's being accused
of introducing Portia to Simon,
but I'm not sure if I understand
what the, why it all matters.
I was like, again, I felt like we were just filling in space
because Brit wasn't there a little bit.
So then, okay, well Maxine from Boulder said,
"'Drew, you said on a recent podcast
"'that Portia's return was a flop and a try hard
which
Coming from Drew says a lot. I mean like she's the green
No, I actually is it because you guys share a name. Is that why yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Andrew tell us what do you like about true? I feel like she is like a, I don't know, like a Heather gay almost where she, is she like,
I think she knows how to keep the plot moving.
Like she will put herself in the line of fire.
She will make herself look like a goof if it progresses the plot.
Mind you, should she be doing that? Because then you
can ask a lot of questions about what she's doing in her day to day. I just, I think that
she knows how to play like she's, she's in on the joke.
Do you know who's going to be very happy to hear that? Drew Sedora. Drew Sedora.
Because you fell for it.
Oh, Drew. You fell.
I think that that was the whole...
Drop it with Drew. Because you fell for it. You fell for it. I think that was the whole...
Drop it with Drew.
She wanted to do that, but I don't think she realizes that if we are laughing, we're not
laughing with her, we're laughing at her.
You are so full of bullshit that it's like everybody sees through it besides you.
Those are the characters I love watching on reality television.
They're oblivious to how they're actually coming off.
They have the impression in their head that they are like, I don't know,
Drew Sador LLC apparently has millions of dollars that she can't have 40% going
away from. But in reality,
it's like she went on legal zoom and registered her name.
Like it's not a corporate entity that's being traded on the New York Stock
Exchange. You never know. You never know.
So, so then Drew is, Drew is like, um,
Horsha came on this season she came back here to attack me the entire
season to which Porsche says, I mean,
she should be worried about who's flipping and flapping in that basement with
Ralph. Don't worry about me. Which by the way,
one of my favorite things about the season is that like we have an entire
storyline of Ralph being stuck in the basement.
Like honestly for that alone, like the season was kind of worth it.
Just like Ralph stuck in the basement and every time they had mentioned Ralph,
they would just like put the camera on the, on the basement staircase.
Like he's down there.
Very bizarre.
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