Watch What Crappens - #2924 Below Deck S12E07: Pros & Concerts with Ash and Alaina from Morbid

Episode Date: July 15, 2025

With a new bosun on board and a gaggle of obnoxious guests, Below Deck faces a new challenge: putting together a concert in one day. Plus, a love triangle continues to drag out amongst the crew while Rainbeau stirs the pot with a very sensational question. Special guests Alaina Urquhart and Ash Kelley from Morbid join Ben to break it all down. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Today, we are talking below deck. Ronnie is still out having the time of his life and in his place. This is the first time this has ever happened. I have two people that are in Ronnie's place. One of them is alive and one of them, if I can tell, looks to be dead. I think we actually have a dead body because we have the two hosts of literally the biggest podcast I think in the world, if not the biggest, like maybe number five, I don't know. But like it's insane. The host of morbid. It's Ash Kelly and Elena Urquhart. Hi, welcome to the show. It's nice. Welcome back. Hi, it's great to see you.

So here's why I said this thing about the dead body thing, because if you're watching with crap is on demand, which you can watch with patreon.com slash watch what happens. Ash, you, you look like you've been you look like you are dead and exhumed. Tell us about why you have this leak going on today. You have a bloody, bloody gash on your neck, on your mouth and on your forehead. Yeah, I have gone through a lot today. It's been a long day. It's been a long day.

We had to record one of our listener tales, which you can also find on YouTube. Yeah. I don't really know what you type in. Maybe morbid and YouTube. I don't know. We're not good at that. Yeah, but we always have a big costume, And I had to take a quick phone call afterwards. We did a dead bride theme today, or a bride theme.

You were a living bride. Yeah, I was a living bride. That's why she doesn't look so pretty. But I went full dead bride. And then I had to take a quick phone call. And then I was like, oh shit, we got to hop on with Ben. So no time. Here I am dead.

This is, I mean, this is is I cannot tell you the amount of delight that I'm getting from just looking at you as a dead bride right now on with crap is on demand. And we're here to talk about below deck of all things. Feels right. If it does feel right. Well, by the way, I just want to say that if you are not listening to morbid, you should start listening to morbid because it's a great podcast. Ron and I have

been privileged to be guests on it once or twice. And we love you too. Every time we go to Boston, we always make sure that we have a little kiki at some point because we just have the best time. So everyone go and support Ash and Elena because you guys are truly the best, whether you're dead or alive. So thank you. We love you guys. We love you guys in that video. He's so funny. We love you guys. So first and foremost, we are talking below deck today. Have you guys been you guys, you guys are below deck watchers generally, but Ash, you were saying before we started that you had started the season, but you'd fallen off a little bit. Tell me what happened. How do you, what caused the fall off?

Yeah, my husband and I watch almost every season of blow deck, but I was saying to Elena this morning with the amount of below deck franchises that there are now like below deck down under, below deck sailing yacht, below deck Mediterranean. Sometimes you just get a little below decked out. But yeah, fatigue. But I started watching this season, I watched like maybe the first two or three episodes, and it was just so chaotic. I was like, you know what, I'm taking a below deck break. It has been chaotic. I have to say when the the season began, I was like, oh, damn, this is a good season because there was so many crazy characters on it and it was chaotic in a way

that I really liked. But some of that chaos has actually worn down on me, like or worn me down because I'm like, I'm getting a little sick of this new thing that whenever anyone like shares a bit of their life, they like stop the whole show and then bring up this wall of photos. And then they talk for like 15 seconds. And it's like not even the talking for 15 seconds. That bothers me because that's what they would always do. But I don't know why we have to like halt the whole show to be like, wait,

so Lane is talking now. I'm like, can we just like, can we just keep it moving? Do we have to have like these, these halts? But also the show has been preoccupied with the ongoing romances of first Elaine and Kyle and now it's Elaine and Jess and Celine and Jess and Kyle and I have to say I Really don't care. I really don't care about romances on below deck and it's like very hard for me right now because I'm trying To be a positive person. I love me some below deck, but there's just too much of this, this love triangle happening for me right now.

I don't know. I don't know how it felt for you coming back into it, but you know, I've I feel like I've been dealing with this for like 10 weeks at this point, even though it's only been two or three. It's too much, too much for me. I want to see them working.

It's a lot. There's too much happening. Cause I was like in on the season. I'm, I don't know what season it is, but it was with Rocky. The one with. Yeah. That was season three when she came in. Yeah. I loved that one because that was like singularly focused. Like what was going on with Rocky? There was one drama, really. Yeah, there was one drama.

And just like, OK, that's fun. This is just like so many people involved that I'm like, I don't even know what's going on right now. Like at one point I was like, it's the same person. Who is that? There's also a lot of people and everybody's messing with each other. So it's like, no, yeah, I almost need this show to take like a beat. Like maybe like we can like, if there's a lot of stuff happening on board, like I would actually almost prefer a charter to last like three episodes and we can like kind of like Breathe a little bit, but it's like one thing after another

It's like super fast and and it is chaotic and like and this time that it does slow down is for this love triangle Then I'm like I've had enough the love triangle I tune into below deck to watch people work and then also fuck up at their job and watch other people have to pick up The slack and then complain about it, which we definitely got in this episode, too but I'm like if there's like a boat man's between a deckie and And like a third stew. It's like really like it's not I don't want it to be centered It can be a little side thing that happens. Yeah charters over, you know, yeah, it's It's hard life is hard for us. I think

to get through. And you know what? I don't like the Instagram wall either. No, I don't either. I was surprised when that happened. I was like, I'm like, why are we on Instagram? I know. Like I don't mind the new big flashy fonts. That's okay. And then they occasionally have like, they'll like for some reasons to make it seem sexier. Like when chef Anthony is like adding like an ice cube to a glass, I'll like watch the watch the ice cube tumbling like in slow mo. It's like, okay, sure. Slow motion ice cubes is a sexy yacht where things go in slow motion. That's fine. But the Instagram wall for some reason, like that is the tweak this season that has broken my back. Like that is the straw that broke my, I am the camel and my camel back is broken because I can't, I can't. I completely agree.

Cause then it takes away from the sexy ice cube. Yeah. I want my sex. Actually really does. I was like, this isn't sexy. It's like, you may be thinking you're looking at a sexy ice cube, but now we're going to look at someone's random Instagram wall and not even long enough that we can leer at all the photos. It's just, it really just sort of like stops the scene. Like the scene just halts and like,

Oh, okay. We're going to have to hear about someone's life. And then, um, and then, I don't know. I think that we could, it could just, it should march forward like every other below deck has always done. So that'd be, wow. Really, really started from this, this episode from a, from a place of no, but I do love blow deck. I want to remind everyone, I do love the show. So why don't we dive into, oh my goodness. You know what's so funny?

I downloaded the real housewives of Orange County notes. So imagine, okay, so the episode opens up with Shannon Bador playing with her dog. I'm still second. Shannon Bador is not Shannon Bador is not on this boat. I'm so in for Shannon Bador. X below deck. I'm surprised she hasn't been I feel like if Shannon were on below deck, she would be hilarious. She'd be like, well, first before we leave this, is this pillow hypoallergenic? Because if we're in the high seas and I have a sneezing attack, it's going to be

difficult for everyone. Incredible. Picture Archie on the high seas. Archie would be having the time of his life. In fact, I bet Archie loves the Instagram wall. I'm going to be a little bit more of a friend now too, right? Archie has a brother. Didn't Shannon adopt another dog? I forget the name, but yeah, she did. Well, happy for Archie. I mean, Archie deserves a friend after Archie was blamed for her DUI. Let's not forget. Well, I was just out walking the dog. He was very stimulated after watching Blow Deck. And so I was walking him at two in the morning. And that's why. And that's why I have a bloody face.

Yeah. There's no reason that that car is wrecked over there. Poor Archie. I know justice for Archie. Truly justice for Archie. Okay. Let's get into the episode. I have the proper notes up now. It is no longer the real house house of Orange County notes. So previously, so Salane and Kyle, we see previously that they've hooked up. But then Selane made out with just the club. And then we also see we have a new bosun, by the way. So Kyle is gone. Thank God he was terrible. I don't think you guys saw.

I guess Ash, you saw a little bit of Kyle, but I saw a little bit. He seemed like he didn't really know how to manage a crew. He was it was I felt like he his skill set, like he would have been a good manager at like a Starbucks. Yeah. I don't think like a super yacht was like really where he shown, you know? Yeah.

Which, you know, kind of required for this fine line, you know, it's a, it's a fine line between Starbucks and super yacht, but it's a line that must be respected. But we do have Hugo. So Hugo came on last week and so Hugo is actually like a perfectly capable. He's like a good boss and he's also very handsome. I'd like to add. So you go, he's got like, he's got like the dark hair. Oh, yeah.

Yep. Dark hair, big smile, open relationship. Yeah. So the big thing from, uh, from last week is that the guests, we have a set of totally obnoxious, terrible guests. They all run strip clubs, which doesn't make you obnoxious. That's just, you know, I'm just telling you a little bit about their history, giving some texture. Yeah, they were were they were terrible.

So they're on board. And one of their requests is that they want to have a like a concert on the dock. You know, just a casual request. Very casual. Do a casual. And why are you even on the yacht if you want to have a big concert on? Yeah. At that point, get a hotel room. Yeah. How about this? Go to a concert?

I want you to go to a concert. I always ask. Go make requests on land when you're on yacht. No. Thank you. I think a picnic is allowed. You can make a picnic request. They're like actually doing a setup, a concert setup at this point.

Like just just throw yourself down a set of staircases. Not even a set of stairs. A set of staircases. This is multiple flights. I want you to get down. You'll stop at that first one. Rollin'. So now, Fraser has, last episode,

he checked in with, it was hard for him to find an event planner. He finally found one. The guy is like, I'll have it already on Sunday. And where we left off on the last episode is that Fraser went to the dock to do a walkthrough with Captain Carrie. Nothing was set up. And yeah, and it's like, is this going to happen? Are yeah, I know. Fraser looks very hurried by it. And you know, yeah. Did you think the concert was going to happen? Or did you think like, okay, Bravo's just fucking with him. They're keeping everything around the corner.

And then like, they're gonna make it come last minute to make it seem dramatic. The latter. Ladder, yeah. Yeah. I was worried for Fraser. You were worried for Fraser? Yeah, I was worried.

These things always have a way of working themselves out. Especially when the episode ends that way and then you're carrying up next week, carrying on. You're like, oh, it'll be fine. They're just leading you in. Yeah. Yeah. And the thing is the reason why I knew it would work out because if it, if it wasn't going to work out for the concert, if it was like seven o'clock and there was nothing set up, that would have been the cliffhanger. I think that's not the walkthrough. Yeah. So good call. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. I'm

an official below deckologist at this point. So I've been doing this for a while. I'm a professional. I know when the cliffhangers are going to happen. So the event planners like, yeah, everything's good. Everything and, you know, and carries like, well, we've got a lot of really demanding guests. So we've got a lot of pressure on us right now. And if there's no activity, we're going to feel late. The planners carry in the direct audio. That vent planners. Is that Carrie in the room with us? That was him.

Please welcome our third guest. He's alive. I also love him. I love Captain Carrie. He's awesome. I love him. He is great. He seems like really capable. I like that he seems like very warm

towards his staff, but also rules with an iron fist. Like he will like you don't want to mess with him at all. No. But if you stay on his good side, he's going to treat you with respect. He's probably one of those people who puts both hands on his chest and then fans them out and goes, oh, I gave it all I get. Give me respect. Yeah. I'll give it back. Probably does that a lot. It's so real. It was so niche, but so real.

You know, his essence. Yeah. My specialty is Captain Carey demanding respect and person. I feel like of all the captains, he's got the closest energy to Captain Lee. And I absolutely I like him. I think he's a really he's like the closest energy to Captain Lee. And I absolutely like him. I think he's a really, he's like a really excellent,

whatever the word would be to say the next one. There's like a nice word for that, right? It's not predecessor. Cause that's the one. Yeah, predecessor. No predecessors that is before Captain Lee. What's the next one after? Successor. Successor.

There you go. Guys, we're killing it. Look at us, we know things. Vocabulary. What's the next one after successor successor? There you go guys. We're killing it When you use success with me you'll use it back with you He does that a lot he It's almost like he's trying to show like his ideal breast size So he's like, let me cup around it and photo it. Show me respect and I'll make a booby. Booby, booby, booby, booby.

Show me your hands. Give me respect and I'll give it back to you. So the guy's basically, the event planner's like, yeah, that's fine. Like, we'll get this all set. It's gonna be great. And you know, Carrie's like, oh, we just wanna make sure we just dot out our R's and cross our t's. We've got a demanding guess here. And you know,

as they say, when you're making a concert, I give what I pulled out. Right. So what I'm getting back is what I was like, yes, Carrie. So Fraser is saying that they're going to be bringing carnival, but bringing carnival to the dock for these guests. And a dock party is nothing without people. So I've asked the Marina to invite their friends and family to join, but there's so much to do when you still need staging and DJs and bands and stilt walkers and clean next issues

and Reese's Pieces of Peanut Butter Cups and things like that. It's the most stressful day of my life. He looks like he's going through it. Every single day is the most stressful day of Reese's life. I believe you. I know.

I'm sort of wondering, like, this is a demanding job. Is he maybe not like, is he not like managing his time properly? He's stressed all the time. He's very stressed. He's losing his mind. I can't say that I wouldn't be stressed doing this. Oh, I could not do this. I would be Frazer-ing.

I fully would not be able to do this. Because I also would have never been able to be kind to these guests at all. That's a skill I would be Fraser fully would not be able to do that. Yeah, because I also would have never been able to be kind to these guests at all. Yeah, that's a skill that I just like. Well, that's it for me. Bye, everybody. Yeah. But he was like, haunted is a great way. He's seen things. He saw an apparition out on the seas. And it's like, I think that's why he's not good with his time management is because he's distracted by the fact that he saw like a dead sailor floating over the waves. Yeah, he has seen a salty old sea captain.

That will stay with you forever. He saw he saw a Sealy. Do you know what a Sealy is? I don't think I do. I just this is stuck with me because in fourth grade, my teacher read us this book about, like it took place in like the, what are those islands north of Scotland? Not the Faroe Islands. It's like the Shetland Islands.

Oh, yeah. It was about, it was about Sealees. And it was like these, it's kind of like this, it was like a much less intriguing version of a mermaid. It's like people who are like half seal, half human, and then they come onto the land and they're like mystical, but dangerous. And no, I'm not about that. That's all.

You're your version of a mermaid. Yeah, it's also possible that I'm saying complete bullshit right now because I'm drawing upon knowledge I learned from when I was a fourth grader. And I don't know, I was so stupid. I was like, it like hit a nerve. It sounded legit enough to scare the shit out of me. And now I get my mind's eye. So I'm scared.

And I don't want you. I feel like crazy. Yeah. Well, I tried to do a search and this is what I did a search. I said, Sealy Shetland Islands and AI, Google AI said, you're asking about a mattress named after the Shetland islands. I have mattress series.

Guys, did you know about the silly mattresses? They're horrifying. They will scare the shit out of you. But by the way, is the Sealy mattress really named after the Sealy? It's a selfie. OK. Isn't that a dress brand? Oh, wait, it can be both. I really need to get to the bottom of these half seal, half. Not just to dress brand.

Yeah, seal people. What's happening? Have you have you guys heard of the mythical cryptid known as the Serta? Watch out. It's going to come for you. I mean, Casper is a friendly ghost. So I mean, there's a theme. You have options of your hunt.

Okay. So I have no idea what I'm talking about clearly because I have no idea what sort of like folklore I've like scrambled up in my brain that I've tried to insert in this podcast. But like, I'm pretty sure there's some sort of half seal creature that haunts the Shetland Islands. And I just don't, maybe it's not a silly, maybe it's something else. But all we know is that freezer has seen it. Yes. Yes. Both versions of it. Oh, it is Selkie. You're right.

It is Selkie, not Sealy. Okay. Yeah. A mythological creature from Scottish and Irish folklore capable of transforming between seal and human by shedding or donning their seal skin. Oh, so they just have a pile of skin somewhere. Oh, yeah. Now I know what to dress up as for our next.

He stumbled upon the pile of skin. That's what I think. What am I? Why did no one clean this up? So then there's a pile of seal skin on the in the salon. Please clean that up right away. She says, I don't know what you're saying. Going forward, when we clean up our seal skin, we always folded afterwards.

Always. So yes, he's seen seal skin and he's haunted. And now he has to, with a vision of seal skin in his mind, he has to put on a, some sort of carnival on the dock that all the dock workers are going to come to and dance at. These people live there. I mean, these people know what a good carnival party is. They're like, I don't want to go to the dock. I don't want to go to Camp Maureen's dock to go to the carnival. No. Who wants that? No. For a bunch of Americans on a boat? No, thank you. I want to go to my own.

Yeah. Yeah. For Dawn, Dawn the cackler. I'll remember Dawn for the rest of my days. Good Lord. Anywhere for Dawn. I'd throw her over. How many how many bars in Arizona has she terrorized? You know that like you go you go to a bar in Phoenix and Dawn is there. Be like, hey, shots, get this person a shot there in my bar. I don't even know if she's from Phoenix. A Walgreens. Like she's banned.

She's banned from a lot of places. Even the Selkies don't want her. They're like, no, no, we don't want you in sealed form either. We're too cursed. We're cursed. We're cursed enough, Dawn. We don't need to add a Dawn into our mix. They're like, you know what? Actually, we decide we're just going to stay as seals.

She ends selkies once and for all. That's how we got scenes. Dawn came around, they're like, hey, you guys want to be humans right now? I got some I got some schlitz that we can party with like, sorry, we're seals now. You want to be humans right now? Because the edge of the water. Hey, hey, seals, you want to party?

I really can't see you. We're not done like never. You're banned from this pledge. Never again. They're like, we see there's't like never, you're banned from this pledge. Never again. They're like, um, we see there's some orcas over there. We're going to go see if we can hang out with them and stuff. Maybe Don should go hang out with them. Don would be an orca. You know, Don would be like, um, like those guys in Dune, the Fremen who can ride the sand worms. She'd be doing that with orcas. You feed her to an orca and she winds up riding it. You're like, god damn it, Dawn.

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right now by joining Wondery Plus. So, Fraser's gotta figure this all out. And then, uh, meanwhile, uh, Carrie is reminding Fraser to get a checklist together because that's important. And then Rambo, uh, is checking in on Anthony and he's gonna be making like a little Provencal torch, a little sort of like small pizzas. And I was like, you are trying way too hard for these people. Yeah. You just put, put some store bought like focaccia dough in the

oven, put some, some shredded moths on there and then serve it to them because they are not going to even appreciate this Provencal miniature tart. Right. No, I'm a bologna and cheese sandwich and call it a day. That's really all they deserve. That's the energy. Yeah. They deserve. I mean, I wouldn't be mad at a bologna and cheese sandwich and call it a day. That's really all they deserve. That's the energy. Yeah. That's all they deserve. That's it. I mean, I wouldn't be mad at a bologna and cheese sandwich. I actually love the bologna and cheese sandwich. As soon as I said it, I was like, I keep running into this. Elena has been bringing up bologna and cheese a lot for some reason.

And other people are like, yeah, that sounds great. That sounds disgusting to me. I'm not going to cause lunch. Bologna, cheese cheese and mustard. Oh, get out of here. That's how it was actually quite good. I haven't had baloney in years. It's a love it as a kid. I miss it. What is baloney? I don't want to know what isn't it. Exactly. Yeah. See, that's my problem. I don't need to know anything about it. No, if I don't know a little bit of everything, it's a little, you've got,

I think it's got some, some some maybe there's some beef Some pork maybe some seal, you know in honor of our ceilings No, you guys can have I'll tell you the tarts it's it's about 85% salt That's what that's what below is. Yeah. It's all sodium. Yeah salt. That's what that's what is. Yeah, it's also the yeah. Yeah. So Anthony is telling us that tonight's like the VIP party and he's like, well, I want to show my talent and I want them to feel of course a unique experience. But you know, I killed myself last season. So but for what I learned in yawning save your time. So I think it's better to keep it simple for lunch and be focused for a unique tasting

dinner. So he's finally learned how to budget his time, which is great. He only took him a season and a half. So good for you, Anthony. Well, very happy for him. You know, that's that's carrying him this season. He really does have a lot of vengeance. And I don't know. I mentioned this on the podcast before, but do you know why? I have a theory on why he has vengeance.

Why? You know what my theory is? It's because of Ronnie Karam. I think Ronnie Karam caused this plot line. And here's why. Last season on Below Deck, when the edit was that Anthony got in over his head, he couldn't do it anymore. He was also plagued with some grief over his father and he started off strong,

but he just couldn't keep up. And then he sort of, he just sort of like, he bombed out and, um, but Ronnie had this theory that I co-signed with, but I'm just gonna give it to credit. Good credit to Ronnie cause he's the first one who really picked up on this. His whole theory was that Fraser kept on undermining Anthony. And so like, even though Anthony was not great, like Fraser was the one who kept on like making his life harder and unraveling him. And so that was like what Ronnie was always saying. And the show was not presenting it that way in terms of the show was not presenting an edit. Like

look at what Fraser is doing. It's just Ronnie was like reading between the lines. He's like, if you look closely, you know, Fraser was unraveling him. Well, here's the thing. At the top of this season, Anthony says, when he comes on board, he says, Barbie called me and was telling me about how like Fraser was, you know, undermining me.

And the thing is that Barbie last season was always like liking our stuff on Instagram. So I'm pretty sure she was listening. So my theory is Ronnie hatched a theory on watch or crap is Barbie heard it. Barbie told Anthony and now Anthony has come onto the new season of Below Deck all pissed because Ronnie's theory, he heard Ronnie's theory through Barbie. And he was like, wait a second. That's right. So I want to congratulate Ronnie because I think this all because Ronnie broke the fourth wall of podcasting.

Ronnie, he full on like, he, he, he basically, he, he got in there. He's like Monica. He's like reality, volunteers infiltrating salt lake city right now. Oh my God. Yeah. He can be the narrative here. He really did. And I love the Barney got a hand in it. Of course she did. That was poor Queen.

I don't know if it's true, but I have to believe it's true. And I'm going to lean into it. You know, that just works for me. He's a powerful man. Like there's nothing that Ronnie can't do. I agree. He's, yeah, I'm so proud of him for doing this. If we barby by his side, the two of them

could get it all done. They could fix what's going on in our country right now. Ronnie, I believe it. He's gotta get together. Ronnie could. Ronnie would literally like get a, Ronnie would go to Washington to be like, you know, what are you guys doing? You know what this I've had enough of this. Okay. I grew, I was,

I worked in a bowling alley growing up and this is bullshit. This is bullshit. He would just go in there and he would just, he would point his finger at everyone and he'd get, he'd get your time. and then Barbie would do something to be effective in her own way. Yeah. She would. Yeah. Moral support precisely. So, um, uh, meanwhile we see, um, uh, Barbara. So this season we have Barbara, not Barbie, but, uh, Barbara is talking with Fraser and, uh, he's freaking out because he's not getting anything from the event planner. So then Fraser goes up to Kerry and he's like, well, my event kind of went quiet on me, but here's a picture of the stage. He's like, well, I thought the

stage was going to be higher up, but I guess this would be okay. It's just a wood plank and some linens. That's fine. I guess we'll do all right with it. I don't know what sort of stage they were thinking they were going to be getting, like a Coachella stage in three hours. Yeah, when he said he thought it was going to be like lifted, I was like, did you? Did you really think that? Because I did. Yep, literal high hopes. Yeah.

So then, meanwhile, Rainbow and Sel Selena are having another one of their scenes. Poor Rainbow, she's she's really trying to connect with the other women, but she can't because I know one thing I don't know, Ash, if you saw it in the earlier episode or if you'd already tuned out by then, but Rainbow shared a story about growing up in Holland. Did you hear this? Yeah. Where she said that, like when she and her sisters would fight all the time to her dad brought them to a, an island in the middle of a lake and like said, you have an hour and you guys can like tear yourself to pieces. And then after that, like no more fighting, that's extreme parenting. What's that's what they call extreme parenting.

stream parenting. If you ever start fighting, you find her, if you find a lake in Holland, specifically in Holland. I think it has, I think the Dutchness of it makes it sort of like elevates the stakes. Yeah. I feel like you're a lot of foster might've done this as well. I was about to say this is what Anwar, Gigi and, and to do. Yeah, I'm putting it along so well now. That is the best way. If you want to have your arm in for dinner, first you have to fight it out on island. That's like, think of the create Thunderdome for these kids that are just like, all right, come out normal. Seems like it did something.

I don't know if it worked. I think it made for anxiety is what it did. High functioning anxiety. Yeah. Three martyrs enter, one martyr leaves. Don't hurt Gigi. She has the most promise. Yeah, but Rainbow, so she's like really struggling this season

to connect with the other women. And you can see she's like really struggling this season to connect with the other women. And you can see she's like trying. It's like she looked up on on like the same AI that you know, was talking to me about mattresses. It was like she asked Google like how do I relate to other women? Google was like, that's a great question. Here's something you can do. You can hug a lot or you can ask nice questions or you can smile or maybe give a kiss on the cheek.

So she's like been trying to do all these things in this like robotic way, like that doesn't really match the context of the moment. And now everyone's just weirded out by her. So actually people are more distant from her than ever before. So here she is again, trying to connect and she's talking with Solane and she's like, so what's your least favorite dish to wash? Which is of course a question that like, So what's your least favorite dish to wash? Which is of course a question that like

like who asks that of all things, except for the dishwasher. That would throw me off as well. I'd be like, it was like, what? She was like, I don't understand nothing. Can you repeat please? She understood. She was just like, I don't want to answer the stupid question. When she said I understand nothing, she meant like, I understand nothing you're doing. I don't understand your approach. It would have been weirder if she was like forks, for sure. The sad part is I'm like, what a weird question.

And yet I would love someone to ask me that because I love answering questions like that. What is the, what is your least favorite dish? What is, what is your least favorite dish to wash? My notes. Yeah. I hate washing. I have slow feeders for my animals, the cats and the dog and they're disgusting to wash. Cause you have to get like in the crevices. She, mine isn't a dish. Mine is a spoon. Oh, cause it, oh, cause it points the water back at you. Yeah.

But I think, I think a spoon count. I think like, I think in this case, like dishes is like holistically, like when you're cleaning, when you're doing dishes, like what are your least favorite? I think a spoon, a spoon counts. You also, by the way, Alaina, you also don't have to be a monster

and put your full force of water on the spoon. I mean, use some judgment, please. I can't help it though. I feel weird turning it down because then I feel like it's not clean enough. No, you know what it's all about. You can really get into the semantics here. It's about the angle at which you hold it. I've learned to like do it to the back of the thing.

That doesn't go right in my face, but if I'm doing it quick, boom, yeah, every time. I love life. It is. You know what I don't like washing at all? Ooh, I'll tell you what I hate wash. Okay. I've got, okay. I got two things now.

They're all flooding in right now. I say this by the way, as Dom is upstairs doing dishes, I can literally hear him. I wish we knew it was here. We'd really check on the deeper level. I'm like, she is so weird. Now let's spend 10 minutes talking. But I do not like washing, um, a wire rack.

Like if you have to like cook something on, you know, in like a pan, they put a wire rack. Cause first of all, stuff is usually stuck onto it really badly, but also it's like, it's like the, like the sponge doesn't go over it nicely. And I'm talking about like a, a gridded one, not like lines and like the water, it's like you want to spray it like it just, you never quite get the right coverage. And I would say the same goes for like a mesh strainer is also very annoying to

me. Next one. That's awful to wash. Really annoying salad spinner is oddly very awful to wash. Really annoying. Salad spinner is oddly very annoying to wash because it's got like again lines. The lettuce really clings to it too. You think the lettuce would release right away, but that lettuce will stay in there as long as it can. It can stay in. It's like clinging on for dear life. It's like rain conversation, the rainbow.

I'll tell you the number one worst thing to clean. The number one, this a little bit more niche. I have a silicone rolling mat. So if you want to like make like, like a pie dough or something like this, you put it down on the counter so that way it doesn't stick as much and it has like measuring things, whatever. And so you make your pie dough, but then when you have to clean it, it's this big floppy...

It's a big floppy flap of silicone. Yeah. Yep. It's like selkie skin. Yeah. It's a floppy, selkie skin. It's actually 100% selkie. It was found. Found on a beach. That is truly the worst thing to clean in the world. I don't know if you guys have experience with that, but it is, it's, there's just no good and easy

way to do it. It just flops around in the sink. I think you win. Yeah. It's the worst. You can't get any purchase on it. You're trying. It's like, no, if anyone has any tips on how to clean those things, please let me know because I'm living in hell. I'm in constant hell with this thing. Ben is actually sweating right now. See? I am in hell. Oh, asked you this. Asked all of that.

She would be so happy with this conversation. We could have connected so deeply. I would have made her yachting experience much better because we all would have because we would have given her the respect that that question deserved. Yeah, absolutely. Salil just didn't have time for that. No. No, no, no time.

She's like, no, don't understand. I hate watching everything. Goodbye. So there you go. Like, why are you here? I knew immediately when she said, I understand nothing. I was like, this is not going to go how Rainbow would like it to. No.

It's just not. I kept asking and kept reiterating. And I was like, I'm getting so uncomfortable. I know. Yeah, Rainbow, just like, just stop trying to kept reiterating. And I was like, I'm getting so uncomfortable. Yeah. Rainbow just like, just, just stop trying to connect with her at the point. It's your desperation is driving people away. Just do your job. Don't talk to other people. Like talk to who you want to talk to. Don't yeah. Don't try to like get people's, win people over because it's too late. It's too late. Just head down, head down, just get into. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. That seems to be building quietly is like a

relationship with her and demo. I don't know if that will happen, but, um, I'm like, and this, my phone's ringing. I bet this is my mom. It's not. I put everything I do not deserve, but I cannot tell you the number of vibrations I've been dealing with on my watch and my phone during this entire podcast. Everybody's notifying anyway. You know how they give you that option. I'm surprised she always does one more podcasting. Stop it. I literally felt the vibrations right there. My parents, because of course I have them white listed, they can get through Do Not Disturb and it's like literally every time it's like that phone rings. It's like the lights go down in the theater and then that phone starts to ring.

I'm like every single time. Yep. They know. Okay. So going so. So now we have like a rainbow gives us some background by the way we get the Instagram wall comes flying up and she tells us I'm trying to do better as a leader and I would I would love to connect but it's just it's not working very well.

So growing up I was very much a fan of trying to do better as a leader and I would, I would love to connect, but it's just, it's not working very well. So growing up, I was very much a troublemaker. And now that's why I take so much responsibility, which is when I'm involved in any conflict because growing up, I was usually my fault. And that's why I keep trying to like never give up, but like, it's just not the greatest feeling that was what she needs. She needs some rests. I'm sorry.

That made no sense. She really just had like a lot and connected words would like, and would she say growing up it was my fault? I was like, yeah, she told you that. I was like, oh, yeah, she's, she's hurting. What? What? She's like, went through the Scared Straight program or something.

Cause she's like, I was always a troublemaker. I was always at fault. So now I'm just like, I don't know. I'm just trying to like never give up She's I guess she's like afraid of it being her fault again. Like she did Was there like a was there like a dead body that came into the mix here where she was like never again I can never go back to those ways. It's you. It's you ash Never again the ghost of her past. I scared her straight. So, um, she, that was like a little insight into what makes rainbow tick. And then, um, now the boat is approaching this, um, it's approaching the dock and this season, the boat every single time has to

go through the world's tiniest little gap. They make this stupid ass bridge. I'm like mad at this bridge. Why do you build the world's smallest drawbridge in front of like yacht Plaza? Like there's so many yachts coming in and out of this thing and you decide to make a bridge that like you have to like slide through. They did. I'm horrified by this bridge. I don't want to drive on it. I don't want to be near it. I don't want to look at it. No, I hate it. I think they should take it down. I say take it down. And and they'll figure out some other way to get to get across that gap. Because I think it's I don't think I don't think it's right. Channel zip line. Yeah. Or here's an idea. How about

a drawbridge that spans the entire gap, not just the little corner of it that the boats have to go through? How about that? That seems much better. That makes sense. That's what we call thinking right there. That's what we call innovation.

Yeah, big thinking. Not just thinking. So really why I'm annoyed is because it means that every single episode we have to sit through them being like, uh-oh, are we gonna to hit the, are we going to hit the dock? Are we going to hit the bridge? Cause they never hit it, but we have to sit through like 10 minutes of them getting the fenders out and calling numbers like 54 meters, three meters, two meters. There's a turtle. There's a Dolphin. Oh, we're fine. Everything's okay. Do you think they're going to hit it at some point this season? No, cause if they were gonna hit it, they would have shown it in the previews. That Bravo cannot help themselves. That's very valid. There was one season of Sailing Out where,

where remember they hit the dock, and they, they used that footage so much. Like it was, it was in every single promo, it was all the time, they just showed that dock crumbling over and over and over again. Like if Bravo can show like a crash that they will catastrophe, they will do it. Now, that's a good point. Yeah, they'll do the best that they can. So they make it in. It's fine.

And now now they're they're still concerned about setting up this concert. And so carries like, well, I don't see any gifts requests as being unreasonable. I just see it as layers of difficulty. I had this one guest who wanted the sunset on the left side of the boat and not the wrong side of the boat. So we spun the boat around. I'm like, that does not compare to building a concert. That's a false equivalency.

It's a little different. Like literally the most doable. That's a very doable request. Turning the boat around. That's like literally his most doable. That's a very doable request. Turning the boat around. That's like literally his job is to move the boat. Like that's easy. You move the boat around. This is a concert. Yeah. So I'll say this up there. You know, fuck man, this is tough and more. Oh, so they're setting up and everything. Um, Anthony is figuring out, oh, Anthony and Fraser have a spat. This is a really tense moment.

I don't know if you caught this when you guys were watching, but yeah, Anthony was like Fraser Fraser, we still playing that dinner at eight. He's like, well, it could be between seven and eight. All right, but I need to know what time. Well, between seven and eight. All right, but I want to know what time I make a magic happen. There's a lot of shit to do." He's like, well, how about between 7.01 and 7.59? I need it a little bit more narrow than that. How about 7.30? He's like, fine. Well, we can do it

at eight. He's like, but I want to do it at 7.30 now. But what about eight? I'm like, oh my God. So you guys are just fighting to fight at this point. They absolutely are. They hate each other. I love that he said between seven and eight and he was like, no, I need to know. And then he was like, seven 30. And he was like, how about eight? It's like you live between seven and eight.

They ended up at the same exact spot. Yeah, I'm like, it all worked out. So Anthony is really, you know, he's spiraling because he's like, you really need to chill out. This is what he tells us. He's like, bro, you really need to chill out. This is what he tells us. He's like, so I've been doing this job for a really long time and I don't need babysitter. I also have some questions like why I got fired that way.

I hear on podcasts that I was being undermined. I don't know. I don't know. Someone from Texas was very angry at Frasier and I decided I am angry too. Got him for Ronnie. Ronnie, I am not sure. That's what I hear from Bobby. So Jess and Solane are flirting and making out and stuff.

And Solane is telling us that she's definitely like way more attracted to men, but like she's like, no, that's not the wrong, it's so wrong, but we Scottish, I'm not closing down with him, but I don't know. We all kiss. Um, really don't care. Really don't care who's like, is attracted to it right now. I'm like fold your sheets, wipe that surface.

We'll find your favorite dish to wash. Yeah. Yeah. How about this? How about you find some, how about you find some preferences on what you like to wash. Yeah. Yeah. How about this? How about you find some, how about you find some preferences on what you like to wash? Yeah. How about you? How about you reveal that you have thoughts on these things? Go connect. Yeah. Connect to the rainbow. How about that? She deserves it. She does. She does. She's trying to connect with you. You should connect back with her instead of connecting with other people while you should be working. So, um, there's still,

there's a lot of time setting up for this concert. They continue to set up, plates are going out, uh, performers are arriving. It is starting to look a bit more like a, like a concert. And so then finally it's time. So Fraser radios, the interior, they round up all the guests and they have to be at the sky lounge in 10 minutes and they get up there and they open up the, the VIP lounge to the deck and the concert is there. There's like 15 people there dancing. They make it,

they try to make it look like it's like really big, big concert, but you can kind of see it's like, it's like 30 people, you know? Yeah. I think that might be generous. Yeah. Yeah. But it's cool. I mean, there's like, there are definitely people on stilts and there's like fire dancers and yeah, there's a lot of activity. Like it was, it was the thing. But then I was like, so you guys are doing this whole big concert on the dock just so you can watch it from the yacht. Yeah, that's gonna stay on the yacht. About because I did not see them go. Yeah, we're out there like maybe five minutes. They were like, hey, okay We're gonna go back on the yacht now like they went to bed at 930. What did you do?

Because I was I was looking at and I'm like, oh the whole crew has to stay up until they go to sleep Huh? And I was like that would I would struggle Like I feel like you guys got to go to sleep. Yeah. Sometimes they stay up until like 2am. And then it showed them going to sleep and it said 930. You know, it's the kind of people that go to sleep at 930. I know I was shocked. Yeah. And they like, I mean, I think at some point they went down to the deck, but like I'm onto the dock, but like they were primarily on the boat. They're like, just set up something

that we can see from the boat, which just felt, it felt weird. It felt unnecessary. There was something also that, that felt, there was something weird about like these like white Americans coming to the islands and being like, I'm going to stay on a boat. I'm going to look down. I will not actually actually go into it. I'm just going to walk down and like perform your culture for us

I don't know like it was it was like I got this Undertone very American. It was the lake was watching them Experience the thing that they had orchestrated like was so weird from their pedestal. Yeah, it was just such a way Yeah, there's there was something about it Like, you know, I don't know why if they had gone into the, like, if they had actually like, spent more time on the dock, it would have felt less like that. I don't know. I think there's just something about being on this big luxury boat and making everyone move all the stuff around to put on this performance for them to watch

on this boat, looking down on them. It just sort of like the optics of it and the vibe of it just felt like I was like, I don't know how I feel about this. Yeah. It was very charter guest. At the very least it was very charter guest. And to be fair, we did see them go down onto the dock. So that there was that too, but I was like, wait, but you're not planning to spend your time primarily on the dock. No, it's like they went through all this trouble.

You just want something to look at from the boat. I don't know. Yeah, it's great. Next time it's called, you know what I do? Plug in your phone and press play on some music. That's what I say. And then it drops back in to dress up like a mermaid and jump in the water.

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serving shrimp cocktail and broccoli soup? It looks really good though. It looked delicious, but like he's acting like he was going to make like a Peking duck or something. Yeah. But like, I thought it was going to be intense. Yeah. Yeah. So everyone's wasted.

Fraser drops a glass, breaks a glass. He drops a glass. And then of course, guess who's there to see it. Fucking pride of the Selkies. She's like, she's horrible Fucking pride of the Selkies. She's like, she's horrible. Pride of the Selkies. She's like, you dropped that Fraser. What the fuck Fraser? I said, you made a mess Fraser.

I felt so bad. I was like, Fraser, say something really mean to her. Kill her. Sacrifice your job. I couldn't, Don was so awful that I couldn't tell if she was actually doing like tongue in cheek bossiness and like F was, I sort of had this feeling like after every time we saw her bark at them, she laughed like, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Let me help you up with that. But they just kept on cutting that part out just to make her look terrible. Like, because she was so bad, I couldn't imagine that she was, she was that bad sincerely the entire time.

That's nasty. It's always weird when you see these people be so awful because you're like, you know, you're being filmed right now. Like there's a camera in your face. So are you turning it on for the camera or are you worse when there's no cameras? Probably worse. Yeah. Well, it's always you know, and the thing is this,

please note that Dawn, as well as that little guy with the beard, who is a piece of shit as well, they were the bossiest and the loudest, and they were friends of the primaries. And like, you know, on Below Deck and the Below Deck, the greater world, it's always the friends of, who get like the free ride, who are always the most obnoxious.

The primaries are usually not as obnoxious. They can be, but it's always the friends who are like, you know, they were the ones that gifted this or even if they have to pay, there's something about being the friend of, they just like want to make a mark or something and they are the worst on these shows. Remember that one friend who wouldn't share a room with another girl and the poor girl was like sleeping in the main living area and then Captain Lee had to give up his bed

for her to sleep there. Oh my God. That was like 100% forgot that. I don't ever forget that as long as I live. What the hell? She was like, no, she's not sleeping in here. By the way, she's on this trip. She's a cow.

You can sleep in my room like she's a cow. You can sleep in my room. She's a cow. I think you called her a cow or something awful. I love it when the guests fight with each other. Like I get so invested in their drama when they are bickering and they're like, Cindy, be quiet.

You have to go to bed, Cindy. Go to bed right now, Cindy. And Cindy's like, yeah, I always do this. Ever since I was a kid, I always done this. Go to bed, Cindy, you're drunk. I'm do this. Ever since I was a kid, I always done this. Go to bed, Cindy, you're drunk. I'm not drunk. You're drunk. I'm happy.

You're the man. That's probably, because there should always, it turns into like an Edward Albee play. And I'm like, I would like to watch that. Hell yeah. Watch more of that. Can we keep the cameras on? It looks like this season is going to be crazy. Like next episode or maybe the next couple.

Yeah, there's going to be a drunk lady. Some lady off the boat. Yeah. That's the thing I think about the beginning of this season is like, I was like, I want to see more of the guest drama and less of the... less of the romance. It looks like there will be more. It does. Actually, after watching this episode and seeing what was to come, I was like,

I think I might be signing back onto this season. I know. No, the trailer was great. I mean, it's been like a perfectly fine season. I just don't really like the tweaks that they've made. And the past two or three weeks, like this whole thing with Solaine, it's like, it's just, it's like deeply uninteresting to me. Maybe I'm like a curmudgeon, but I just, I tune into these shows to see like the work dynamics, workplace dynamics.

And it's like not, I don't really care who she's going to choose. Now I know that she, her previous experience was that she was on like love island France, but, oh yeah, I forgot that. Maybe that's, maybe that's why she, maybe she's like used to this sort of situation. That's what she was called in for. That makes sense. Did you guys watch love island by the way? I can't get into Love Island and I keep trying. I have not tried, but I feel like I want to. I want to so desperately and I'll continue to try. Everyone talks about it.

Yes. I'm like, I feel like I'm missing out on something. Same. Wow. I really feel like Rainbow trying to connect with people. What's your favorite Love Island? I understand. What's your favorite? What Love Island are you going to watch? What's your favorite Love Island?

What's your favorite? What love island? So So anyway, dawn is making Frazer's life hell and he's like they have no decorum. No class and They're like and then they're just like yelling like rainbow One of them's like you can't leave the room rainbow I was like, rainbow, get out of here, rainbow, you can't leave the room, rainbow. Yeah, one of them's like, you can't leave the room, rainbow. I was like, oh my God, punch that guy in the face. And then one of them, I think it's Don, says, you don't make the rules, I make the rules. And I was like, you know, that person was literally hired to run this ship. Like they do in fact make the rules. They do. They actually make the rules. Don. Don makes zero rules. I don't know who Don is. I don't know what her job is. I want to

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And so Fraser is like, you know, I think it's like a midseason situation where things have been going so good. So you feel like you can sit back and fucking do nothing. And Rainbow's like, yeah, it's like kind of demotivating for me, you know, like I'm not about to cry, but I'm going to cry because I still don't know what her least favorite dish is to clean. I mean, there's so many options. I could have helped her out with that. Colander, gonna be Colander. Please tell me. So she's, Rainbow was losing it because she's doing all the work. And so, so was off talking to the deck team and flirting with Jess and all that stuff and then demo demo ways in and

he's like I'm starting to see that Jason's Lane are distracting each other which ends up causing more work for us and it's fine you know you're welcome to be distracted by another attractive person at work but everybody needs to do their part and you need to do your job because we're a team and we pick up everyone else's slack when the smell is drops the line so we're all gonna fall over it's not good so they're basically all getting annoyed at and you need to do your job because we're a team and we pick up everyone else's slack when the smugglers drops the line. So we're all going to fall over. It's not good. So they're basically all getting annoyed at Celine.

So she's never going to get fired though because she's too good TV, right? Do you think she should be fired? Yes. In a work sense, absolutely. For watching the show sense, no. Yeah, she literally has been totally incapable the entire season.

She does like three things and she's like, that was a lot of work. Time for me to have a break now. She says that at least three times an episode, it seems. She does it like three times within like 15 minutes on this episode, I swear to God. And later, when she's actually drinking. Yeah, she was drinking something. Maybe it was just apple juice. I don't know.

She was like, oh, time for break for me. Because they gave her that edit where they show everyone working really hard and then she's like drinking a beverage in the corner. Oh, time for work, time for break. So Rambo's telling, Rambo's getting frustrated. She's like, you know, she just doesn't want to do it. It's like, I get it. You're tired, but I'm also tired.

I'm more than happy to help the team any way possible. I'll even clean my least favorite dish, whatever that is. Someone can ask. Someone else. I'll never tell. Just kidding. I would love to tell someone. How do we know?

You know, she's like, so Celine, I don't know if you realize this, but when I ask you what's your least favorite dish, it's more so that way you'll then ask me what's your least favorite dish and then I can tell you because I have something planned, but ask me so I can't let it out and I have all this anxiety built up inside me about pizza cutters. Pizza cutters are a bad one to clean. Because when cookies. Because when you do it, it spins. That's true, but what about ice cream? But then it's like, but then you have to move it to get behind where the wheel.

That's true. Hits the handle. That's true. I usually sort of grab it. I sort of do like a swirly on it on top. I hold it carefully. You just sort of. I'll tell you what is bad is a,

like an old fashioned ice cream scoop or a cookie scoop. Oh yeah. Metal thing that swings. You have to get under that and get under the little metal piece. That's almost impossible. That's hard to see. Rainbow had a lot to say. I know it. She had a whole plan. We have this much and there's gonna be more that pops into our heads. She thought she was going places. Yeah.

She should have a podcast. Like we thought that was a strange question to ask, but I'm thinking now and I'm like, was that the ultimate conversation starter? Because like, yeah. When you really want to talk about, I don't want to talk. I don't want to recap it anymore. Put that on your hinge profile. Yeah. Yeah. I was just our podcast called dishing it. Wow. That's smart. I's smart. Give that to her. I just thought a sourdough starter container. Those are awful to clean. I don't have one of those. Tell them I don't have one. Is that like the why and why? Tell me what that looks like and why it's so awful. Okay. So just whatever you can keep it in whatever container you want to. Mine's a jar, but it gets so crusted on there that it's like impossible to get off and you really shouldn't put it down your drain because they expand. Wow. I did not know that. I thought.

Cause she'll be like, Oh, I have to feed my starter. I'm like, what do you mean you have to feed it? Like what? What? Bread with it. Like I just can't. I like to call it silky flesh. Creating my silky flesh. I always like that. And it like tells you when it's hungry, doesn't it? Well, it doesn't say like, Hey, I'm hungry, but there are characteristics where I can tell. I think it would be better. What are the characteristics? It gets like

super like, it gets bubbles on top that almost look like soap bubbles. That's when it's like super duper hungry. Oh, and also when you open up You know, it goes, free me. Give me all not long. He's like, you know what? Later, I have to go to the least favorite. Are you making, do you make a lot of sourdough or do you just have a starter there just for

No, I do make a lot of sourdough. She does. And it's really good. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, I demand some next time I come to Boston. Oh, I will bring them. I make really good sourdough discard chocolate chip muffins. Oh, yeah. I'll bring you those. What's the discard part of it?

So the discard is just your like unfed, like it's unfed starter. See, this is the stuff I never asked. Cause I thought you're, but I thought you're feeding yours. Why would you not? I'm so confused that this is, and I'm, I'm, I'm a baker, but I'm like, so you have, wait a second. How do you not feed part? Don't you feed all of your started? Isn't it like just either like the starter is fed or the starters not fed? Well, so the starter is fed. And when it's, when it's like really eaten everything or like in the process of eating everything, it doubles in size.

Kind of, cause it does sort of burp at bubbles. When you get the good bubbles, that's when you want to use it for like your sourdough bread. But then it goes back down once it's kind of like eating everything. So then it's unfed sort of. And that's the discard. And that's when you can either use that for a recipe or you can throw it like a discard recipe or you can throw it away.

It's an actor. So you oh, so you want to use it. You want to use it when it is fed and it's big? When it's active, if you're making sourdough bread, because that's when your bread is going to start rising. Okay, so you feed it, it gets bigger, and then when it's big, you use that to start your bread, but if you decide not to use it, it's going to go back down again, and then it can become... Discard. Discard, which is, by the way, honestly quite rude. Let's be like, Oh, it's a horrible thing to say.

Like I haven't fed you therefore you're a discard. It's like, I've been waiting. Don't call me a discard. I'm sitting here in my jar waiting to be fed. See I use my card. I don't discard my discard. I just, I really hope that we pull this entire sour clove clip and like put it on, um, make a video of it. So that way you can give us our dough tutorial while dressed like a dead bride.

Maybe I should, then that will be my YouTube channel. Dead bride bakes. Um, so anyway, uh, the point is rainbow is going through it as usual. So she's like, but rainbow is also, she's a passive aggressive boss too. Cause she's like, Oh my God, so lame. Great work today. You know what? Why don't you go to bed?

Oh, but first you clean all the toilets. Thank you so much. I kind of loved that when she did it. I was like, hell yeah. That's what you get for not telling me your favorite, least favorite dish to wash. Yeah. Next time. Tell me your thoughts on food processor blades. Maybe I'll help you with the toilets. Yeah, honestly, it's like punishment. That's what you get. So, but of course,

Solane like does nothing. She's like, no, I'm going to go to bed. So then rainbow is up until 5 in the morning or so. Actually, just 2 in the morning still. But then I'll be up at 5 again. Yeah, they're up. Because she goes to 2 30. Then it's 5 45 in the morning. Anthony is waking up.

And he's going to make some lobster Benedict. And everyone's getting ready for some morning service or whatever. And then Barbara goes up to Hugo and she's like, can I ask you something? And he's like, yeah, what's up? She's like, you're in an open relationship, right? He's like, yeah. Do you like someone here? I was like, what? I was just nosy questioning on charter. I was like, Barbara, do you like him? I thought you were a lesbian. I felt like the producers were like,

hey, Barbara, go ask Hugo about his open relationships since he's late to the show and we need to get him talking about his personal life. Let him mention it again. Probably that. Yeah. And then he's like, well, are you their pimp or madam? And she's like, I am a matchmaker. I was like, what are you talking about?

What is this matchmaking without context? Because we didn't see anyone say that they like Hugo, right? I think she did this on purpose, though, to make it seem like So-So liked Hugo. So then Hugo would flirt with So-So, and then she could flirt with Jess without having to worry about So-So. I think she kind of masterminded.

I kind of love that. I do too. I kind of really love that. I love a plot. Barbara is... I think... I love Barbara, and I think it's like. I do too. I kind of really love a plot. Barbara is, I think I love Barbara and I think it's like 90% her hair. I know it absolutely is. Her hair is gorgeous. Her hair is amazing and her personal style when she's off the yacht is also great too. It's like, it's, I'm just, I'm like, I'm like obsessed with Barbara. Um, but I just had no idea what she was doing here. Like I was very confused. She's like, I have matchmaker.

She's like, so I have to speak with you because before I spread gossip, he's like, well, he's like, my team's got it covered, right? Because they're both still fighting for one. So I don't want to get mixed up on that. And she's like, yeah, but you like Celine, right? And she's like, he's like, yeah, she's pretty. She's like, okay, that's not the problem because we still have another one. So what do you, what do you talk about?

What's going on? I haven't seen enough scenes to support this conversation right now. It makes no sense to me. So then, of course, we get like Instagram wall of Hugo, and he's saying that he's in an open relationship. And he's like, I'd be lying if I didn't say that Celine was attracted, but I just

see so many hands in this pot. I was like. I was like, damn. And he was like, damn, talk about a dish that's difficult to clean. He said, it's not that it's a turnoff. It really just shuts me off. I was like, is that not a turnoff? Not a turnoff. That's about as, it's a little different. It's a shutoff. Notorse somehow. Not turn off, just a shut off. Yeah.

I guess he's saying, I'm still attracted to her, but I am not going to pursue it. I'm shutting off my pursuant. I'm not going to go down that path. But yeah, it's a strange term and phrase that he used. So yeah, he's saying he really wants to connect with people and that's the most important factor. I was like, good luck on this cast. Yeah. You might connect with every one of them. You see how Harbour Rainbow's having it. I was like, good luck on this cast. Yeah.

I see how hard Rainbow's having it. I know. If you want to connect with people better, I hope you're not bringing your dish cleaning banter because that's not going to work. It's not the A game. We work with us, the three of us. Yeah, with that? You would pop off gangbusters with us, but we will talk about it. We will talk about everything, but not with this crew. Good luck. Good luck. Good luck talking about soap. Scum. So anyway, by the way, have you guys covered on your podcast

any really good maritime murders? We really haven't, actually. I know, we've been wanting to do more of those, actually. Because I love them when I hear them anywhere else. We did one that was like this really remote place in Alaska. And there was like a whole crew of people that got murdered on a boat and it's still unsolved. Yeah, that was a crazy one. It was Craig, Alaska. You might be right. Craig, Craig gone over Alaska. Exactly.

But yeah, we haven't done a lot of maritime. We got to watch that Captain Lee show to get some, We haven't done a lot of maritime. We got to watch that Captain Lee show to get some ideas. Yeah, we did like the Indianapolis. That was a great one. Why was it so good? Just fascinating. The survival stories in that one and then the stories of like them surviving up to a point

then how they like horrifically died, like shark attacks and shit. It was like, that story threw and shit. It was like... That story threw me for a loop. Maritime disasters. Maritime disasters are real. Those are pretty wild. But I feel like there's also a number of those stories of people who fall overboard.

You know? There was like a... Yeah, cruise ships. There was one, I remember, like two or three years ago, there was a gay couple that got drunk and they got into a fight, and then one guy wound up falling overboard, and he was clinging onto the side of the boat and people were filming him and then he couldn't cling on any longer. And then he just, I looked at the video and it was really horrifying. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And that's like my biggest fear. The ocean scares me so much. It's too scary. Too, too

fast. I don't belong in there. No, no, no. None of us. That's not, that's not our natural, natural habitat. No. You know what? Like, I just think what would happen if I were left adrift at sea and I couldn't tell anyone what my least favorite dish was to clean. Anyone. So what happened? I thought of one that's really good. Someone save me. I have to let this out. I need to tell you why.

That's how they find you. They're like, we have this weird sound. Someone yelling about dish trainers. You become lore. Garlic presses. They're so annoying. No, I just don't. I'm an earth son. I belong on land. Yeah, I'm an air sign. So I guess I'll go to space. I don't know what I am, but it's your what's your sign.

Sagittarius. Oh, you're fire. Yes, fire. Volcano. Yeah, I mean, I want to go to volcano. Like, what is that? But by the way, Elena, yours is the only sign that actually makes sense. Like, I'm an Earth sign, so I want to be on land.

But the rest of the world is going to be on land. So I'm going to be on land. I'm going to be on land. I mean, I want to go to volcano. Like, what is that? By the way, Alina, yours is the only sign that actually makes sense. Like, I'm an Earth sign, so I want to be on land. But the rest of us is like, I'm a fire sign, so I'm going to throw myself into a pit of fire. That's not true. Does it mean you're fiery? Yeah, it just means you're fiery.

Because John's an Earth fire sign, too. Yep. I think when people think of me, Ben Mandelker, they're like, look at that fiery guy. Look at that fiery guy. Look at him. Look at him as he look as he opens up his latest copy of an Ina Garten book. Oh, fiery personality. Wait, do you know your rising sign? I don't have to turn this into an astrology. I would love to hear it. I how do I find out what my rising sign is? Do you

know what time you were born? I think around eight 30 or something like that in the morning. Okay. Text me with that information later and I'll tell you your rising sign and your moon sign. Okay. I would love to know. I, your big three is very important. I'm pretty sure my rising sign is sourdough. Not discard. Sad Fed. Just a sourdough.

Okay. Um, so back to back to what's happening on this boat. So Carrie, uh, congratulations, Fraser for doing a great job. And then Fraser's basically saying how the staff is kind of starting to slip a little bit. And he's like every year I see it happen and I don't want to happen again So I'm going to have a meeting with him where I'm very very serious But before I do that, I'm gonna gossip with them a whole bunch Good luck

So Fraser is Fraser they're like pulling into the dock there or they're they're actually already at the dock but they're like a staircase and inside they hear Dawn be like, that laugh is going to haunt me for the rest of my days. It's chilling. It is chilling. I woke up hearing it. And there was also like three seals at my door too. I was like, what? I'm not going to be able to hear it.

I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be able to hear it. I'm going to be able to hear it. I'm going to be able to hear it. I'm going to be able to hear it. I'm going to be able to hear it. I'm going to be able to hear it. I'm going to be able to hear it. I'm going to be able to hear it. I'm going to be able to hear it. I'm going to be able to hear it. I'm going. I woke up hearing it. And there was also like three seals at my door too.

I was like, what is happening? So weird. They said, take her. We will not be continuing on. Yeah, no, she's terrible. She is just the worst. So then they're, they're all like lining. Well, then they haven't lined up yet, but everyone's sort of like gathering together and, um, Fraser Fraser's like, uh,

she's gossiping and Barbara, he's like, so guess what, Barbara, I just had some gossip from Kyle while we were both listening to Dawn's awful, awful laugh. When we picked up the guests, so, so said, and Kyle had a kiss in the bathroom. And Barbara's like, Oh, okay. I don't think Barbara really cares that much. I know I don't care personally. No, no, I don't think that Fraser should be gossiping with his, with his second or his third. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like I don't think it's like good to be gossiping about another stew to the other stew when you're in your own department. That's going to cause some issues.

But that's what he kind of does though. Cause he did it last season with Barbie. He would talk about Barbie to anyone who would listen. That is absolutely correct. So Barbara tells us that she loves Jess and everything, but like she just is worried that Jess is going to get hurt because like she's definitely had that experience with like straight people that like, you know, they come, they like to experiment with like, you know, they like to like experiment with a girl.

I should say straight women, they come experiment with a girl, then go back to guys. And I definitely feel like that's probably going to happen with Solane. What do you guys think? Oh, 100%. Yeah. Yeah. This is, this is definitely going to happen. So the guests say goodbye. They give their tip and everything and they're, you know, they're nice enough. They're like, thanks for everything. It was great. So then, um, Kyle, uh, Kyle goes over to Jess and has this like weird moment where he's like, so you got to minute. Yes. Can I have a quick word with you? Quick word.

Okay. I don't know about you, but I'm terrified. I feel like I heard the sound that the selkies all charge along. People, you know, anyway. So you beat me with a punch with Solana. Right. So I was a bit gutted. However, like she has been sneaking kisses with me throughout the past. Charter. So just want you to know that I was like, what sort of posturing are you doing? Trying to like, trying to like intimidate Jess out of this love triangle or something like that. Like, I don't know. I felt like it was he was he was he was really sulking

a lot all episode about this love triangle too, which surprised me't know why that's sort of surprised me a little bit. I sort of thought he'd be like down for it, but not like at all. He falls so hard though. Like even last time with Barbie, he was like all in. Yeah. And so Jess is like, yeah, I mean, I, I, I guess I owe you an apology. I just, you know, like, you know, I should have spoken to you about it. I'm just having fun. I'm like, I don't think... I don't think that she owes him an apology because, um, I don't think he would apologize to her if it was the other way around at all.

And in fact... In fact, when Solane was showing that she was interested in Jess, he still was pursuing trying to get kisses from Solane. And he was unapologetic about that. So I say, I'll deal with it. So... That was my moment of sassiness. Fire sign, fire sign podcasting everyone. Watch out. So fiery. Um, so then Fraser is talking to Salane and he's like, so did you kiss Scottish? And she's like, no, I really don't remember. It's like, stop, stop being, stop that. Stop being bitchy. You know, did you kiss Scottish? And she's like, no, I really don't remember. It's like, stop stopping. Stop that. Stop being bitchy. You know, she's like, oh, I was washing toilets.

I don't know. I was confused. I panic. I don't know. Did I kiss him? I don't know. So they all sit down for the tip meeting. That's like the extent of you. That's what usually what her interactions are like. I don't know. I don't know. I don't understand. So Carrie is like, all right, everybody, quite a chatter. A lot of challenges involved. Incredibly amazing. Kind and friendly guests. Just kidding.

They were the worst guests I've ever met in my entire life. What more could you ask for? A little bit of respect because you know what I give what I get. There we did booby motion. Special extra one there. You did great jobs. Everyone first chatted with us. So good job, Hugo. You took a lot of pressure off my shoulders and you've done a great job. Everything was

great. Great, great, great, great times. But I'm starting to see some complacency now got twist. This would be a nice tip meeting. Guess what? I'm seeing complacency now is not the time to just flatline, which is why you all are going to get two days off right now. So that way you can flatline off the boat. Oh, I enjoy everyone. So they get to you. What'd you say? You can literally die off the boat. Just as long as you're back in flatline, the fuck off this boat. Just get back to work. I don't care if you're dead. Come back as a ghost,

because this teak needs some wax and those sheets need folding. Ghost ghost maids around here. So they're excited because they're gonna get two days off. They're gonna also have a villa. So they're they're definitely trying to create something here. Like usually they have like one day off and they just get to leave the boat and go to a club and they come back. But it's two days in a villa. So they're gonna have kind of like a little bit of like a real world

or summer house experience for, for an episode, which should be nice and chaotic. So Jess and Barbara are talking and Jess is like, so what kind of coffee to drink in the morning? She's like coffee. She's like, well, I have my specialty. Why? Because I was going to bring you coffee this morning, but I didn't know what coffee to drink. I was like, so, you know, a lot of exciting things are happening on this boat right now. Yeah. She's like, do you have a favorite mug

to drink your coffee in? Well, she was doing it in front of a so-so there. It was like a little bit of a flirty moment, right? They were like, was that she trying to sort of- Yeah, trying to make her jealous. 100% because she just heard from Kyle. Yeah, everybody's messing with everybody. Your, your theory is really sounding good that she's trying to, um, she's trying to

have Hugo come in to steal away Solanes that way Jess is free to go with Barbara. It really makes sense now after that coffee interaction, after talking about coffee, I was like, oh, it's clear. She's like something maniacal. That was a maniacal coffee interaction. It was. It was out of control. I think so.

Somebody should get it. So then, so Fraser, now it's time for him to have a serious meeting. Everyone is time for a serious Fraser meeting. Is everyone ready? Listen, I know we had good comments from our guests on departure, but I wasn't happy at all. I think we can do better. I think we've become really comfortable.

And to that effect, Barbara, could you sit up for me, please? I- Oh my God, I was so angry. It bothered me so much that she was just laying down. When I say that we become comfortable, I also mean you're literally too comfortable in this meeting. I need you to be somewhat... Imagine laying down while your boss was telling you something.

Yeah. If your boss is like an angry face, then you have to be like, sit up straight. Yeah, just sit up. That's all. Just engage a bit. Yeah. When I said comfortable, I didn't mean it literally, but now I actually do. Please sit up, Barbara. Okay, okay. Please take that blanket off. Stop snuggling on that stuffed animal. Okay. Thank you so much. I was shocked. Yeah, that was a lot. Listen, I know it's the middle of the season

and I know that we're tired, especially Rainbow look at her over there trembling in the corner. She keeps asking me about plates and I don't understand what her issue is. She asked me the other day if I've ever cleaned a potato ricer and I said, why are you asking these things? She's cracked. She's got to be. We've lost Rainbow and what I'm trying to say is we need to save her. So please, everyone work harder. Okay, Rainbow, how are you doing over there? She's like, wax on, wax off. I'm drowning.

I'm drowning. She just is like holding, she's like clutching a blender. She's like, I don't know how to clean this. I hate cleaning these. By the way, cleaning a blender is actually really, it's a joy. You know why? Because you put the soap in there in the water

and you hit the blender. Oh my god, and you just let it. You let the blender do the work. Yep. Is that how you clean your blenders? I've never done that. It's very fun. That's how you do it.

That's actually so innovative. So to me, it's a two-step process. You put soap and water in the blender. And you could do this with a a two step process. You put soap and water in the blender, and you could do this with a food processor too, but you put some water in the blender and then you were it up, you let it go for 30 seconds. But I also got from OXO one of those long brushes. So there's usually some stuff that's tough.

So you go in there with a brush afterwards, but then you're set. The blender is like a two second clean. It's not how to be the, yeah. It does not have to be an enemy to you anymore in the kitchen. This couldn't have come at a better time because I'm making pesto tonight. Boom, thanks for that.

Uh, literally the best time ever. A pre-pesto cleaning plan. I'm so excited for you. Couldn't ask for anything more. It's a big day for me. Will you be serving it with sourdough bread? Please say yes. Oh my God, I should.

I don't know. I have a loaf, but I'll try. You better start feeding that sourdough starter. That's what I gotta say. You better feed it now. I can't leave it to the discard. Don't. Okay, so then, um, Solaine is cleaning and she's doing a terrible job as usual. And, um, she's like not very detailed detailed or just, she's just like, whatever,

let me just do what I have to do to get it done. And rainbow's like, she's like, you know, you, you, you gotta like work, you gotta be, you gotta care about this a little more. She goes, do you know what breaks my heart? When you say things like they don't care, it's like, well, they don't care. The guests don't care. It's like, no, but I genuinely care because it's your own work product. Why don't you care about your own work product? She's like, I don't have time. You know, your heart is stronger. You know, otherwise like you start to do this too much. You're not going to pass 30 years. You're going to die because you care too much.

Which is, which is facts. She said you're going to die before 30. I was like, whoa, it was sweet, but it was true true rainbow needs to like breathe a little more It was the most apathetic read to she was like, I don't care She does not care does that care and she does not understand Celine then explains to us her whole life motto. She's like, you know, I love risk and adrenaline. You know, when you feel like, when you're little children, they say that you do something bad, for example,

and your parents told you, so Lane, stop eating all the chips. And they told me no. And I would like, yes, yes, no, I eat all the chips in my room. A lot of packets of chips everywhere, chips, chips everywhere. Like, yes, the adrenaline rush of eating chips

when you're not supposed to in your bedroom. It's all related. It's so related. I love the adrenaline. What happened with her, the chips? What, like? There's something deeper there. She tells the chip stories that this was a universal thing

that happened to all of us. Like, you know, like when you like have like a bunch of bags of chips in your bedroom one night and you're not supposed to. And I was like. You just eat them all. I mean, I definitely had like, you know, I snuck a cookie here and there as a kid.

That's normal. But like when she was like, when they have bags here, they have bags, bags of bags of chips. Oh, I live for the adrenaline. I was like, have I lived? Cause I have not had that experience. Not if you've not had that many chips, no.

Today, we're all going to the supermarket, grab not just one or two, maybe like six bags of chips. Yeah. And don't tell anyone to bring them into your room and see what happens. Here or there. Even if you live alone. Just even if you live alone, call someone.

And then when they ask you, like, hey, what do you up to? Be like, nothing. I'm just in my bedroom doing bedroom things. Don't tell them about the chips and just feel the rush. Not eating chips. That's for sure. Society is about to have a pivotal shift. Do not eat the chips. So, um, yeah, she loves, she loves that. Um, and meanwhile,

Kyle is 30 minutes away and he's like, Oh, so live your life. You're the one making the decision. You know, you're the one, you're making your own bed. You're making your own with Celine and he's like, Oh, so live your life. You're the one making the decision. You know, you're the one you're making your own bed. You're making your own bed. And she's like, why, why, why is my bed in this conversation? And he's just like, nevermind. He's like, because he's like flirting with her. Also there's, there's really no world where

Selena's going to make a bed voluntarily in a situation. No. He says like, yeah, because he's like trying to make her feel bad for being in a triangle. And he's like, you made your own bed. And she's like, I will never make my own bed if I'm not into what context. I've never made any bed.

Don't plan to. She's like, did he see the chips? I've never made any bed. Don't plan. Just like, did you see the chips? The chips have been hiding in my bed. It's not speaking of making beds. Fraser now says it's complaining that there are massive there are still sheets on the bed in the primary. And so Celine's like, oh, well, remember, was in there.

She put it all in a bag. And Fraser's like, Rainbow, the sheets from the guests, were they on the bed? And she's like, yeah. So why weren't they all done and taken to the main salon? Why not? And she's like, well, I just have a lot of work. And they're basically like, Rainbow said she was going to take the sheets down, but she didn't take the sheets down.

Look at Rainbow slacking, which is so obnoxious that Selene would throw Rainbow under the bus when Rainbow's picking up all the slack for her. That was real mean. The bitch move. Bitch move. So of course, Rainbow starts like, of course, losing it. She's like, oh my God, I'm like giving like 100 percent. And likewise, I like not going to have something wrong with me.

Like, what the fuck am I doing? Like, let me know what I do better. She's like, not now, guys. I can't I can't. I can't have you guys watching me make this bed right now. She like closes the door behind her. It's a lot. She has a lot of feelings. She does, she has so many feelings.

Many of them. I know, they all need to go to that island in Holland. Yeah, and find it out. She's like, are we heading over there? My final answer is gonna be be cast iron grill pan. My least favorite dish to clean everyone cast iron grill pan. In case anybody cares. But you don't.

But you don't. She just yells that up at the boat on the last day. Like, it was cast iron skill. It was cast iron skill if anyone ever cared. But you did. They're like, what? It was cast iron skills, cast iron skills, if anyone ever cared, but you did. They're like, what did you say? See you never. Serrated knife, what about that? I don't like it.

You wouldn't know. You wouldn't know, you never asked. So that's actually how the episode ends, is her having a meltdown while she makes a bed and slams the door in our face. And which is kind of funny, because then they're like, still to come this season. Like this was like an epic cliffhanger. Like, is Rainbow gonna be able to make that bed? Like, can she write the ship right now?

Can she do it? Like, this is such a big cliffhanger, we have to show the rest of the season, like the trailer, this is so big. But that was it. That was the end of the episode. How'd you guys, how'd you guys feel about the episode? It wasn't that much. Wow. You loved it. It wasn't the greatest below deck of all time. but I will say the trailer made me the midseason trailer. I was like, all right, I'm coming back. That's how I felt.

Trailer was great because trailer, we see that there's that lady who's so drunk that it looks like they have to, they have to medevac her out of there. And then there's, yeah. And then there's also intrigue about whether or not Kyle sleeps with the guests. Yes. Which is So fun. Which what do we think? I think 100% he looked very guilty. Yeah.

The way he's pulling his pants up when he gets out of the ocean. And the way he looks at the camera, he's like, yeah, I fucked her. Like he doesn't care. No, could not give a fuck. He's gonna fuck whatever he wants to fuck. Yeah. I, I just want to say thank you again so much for coming on to this below deck episode. Remind everyone where they can follow you on social media and how they can listen to your podcasts.

We had one. Thank you for having us. Thank you for having us. This was awesome. This was so much fun. We're always around. This view is not. Yeah. And I don't know anything about our social media. So I think our Instagram is at a morbid podcast or potentially at orbit podcast. Try both. See where see where it lands you. See what happens. Okay. See what happens. You can find them at number one Selkie fan. So definitely, definitely there. You can find us watching our least favorite dishes. our least favorite dishes. Growing about it while your sourdough watches.

Hurry up, hurry up, lady. I need to be fed. Put down that colander. Put down that honey dripper. No, but I need to get every crevice. Thank you again so much. If listeners are interested in true crime and for some reason, you are not already listening to Morbid, which is crazy because I'm like not even joking. You guys are like, we're the biggest podcast in the entire world. It's crazy. How is how you guys have you guys have the biggest podcast? It's crazy. Turn to Shambador. I've never seen such a big podcast. Archie Archie. Go check out more bit.

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