Watch What Crappens - #2929 Next Gen NYC S1E7 part 1: Touched a Shore Spot with Danny Murphy

Episode Date: July 16, 2025

This is part one of a two-part recap On this week’s Next Gen NYC, Georgia unveils her big plan for the future: a Brutalist bowling alley club with metal lanes and cafeteria trays. Meanwhile, Emira airs her Red Robin grievance, and Gia hounds Riley about her attitude. Special guest Danny Murphy (Page Six’s Virtual Reali-tea) breaks down the ep with Ben!  You can watch this recap on video, listen to our Love Island bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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My name is TJ Raphael. I'm the host of Liberty Lost, a new podcast about who gets to be a mother and the control of young women hidden behind the veil of faith. Binge all episodes of Liberty Lost ad free right now on Wondery Plus. Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I am Ben Mandelker and joining me today, while Ronnie is still out on his lovely vacation,

it is the one, the only, the hilarious, the wonderful Danny Murphy from Page Six and Virtual Reality. Hi, Danny. How are you? Hi are you? Good. How are you? I'm so excited to be in the crap in this universe again. You boys are the best as always. Oh my goodness. Well, we adore you, which is why we keep tapping you to come, come back. Although I, I shouldn't say that like, if you don't get happy, it's not like, but we just, we just, it just speaks to how much we adore you.

Is he on a culinary tour as well? What is his vacation energy or is it secret? No, it's not a secret. Ronnie is getting his eyes done. Wait, LASIK or a plastic surgery? You know how like you can develop tissue under like your brow, right? And so like he got some of it just sort of like, sort of like cut away.

I love this part. Yeah. So he's just been recovering, but also, but also a vacation because I took my week off and so he's entitled to take a week off. So it's, he's resting, but he's also, he's recovering, but he's also, you know, I think having some much, much needed R and R. Good. Okay. He deserves that. I'm excited to see the eye debut too. I know me too. I'm so excited for him. I also have some tissue that's like causing this eye to be like a little wonky.

But do we say that for the insurance coverage? I'm like, mine is wonky too. I don't know. I'm too lazy to do anything. Oh, I'll be like this. Like it like three years in the podcast. I'm like, huh? Today we're talking about Brooks Marx. Um, just like- All in voiceover like him on Next Gen. Yes, exactly. So speaking of which, we are here to talk about Next Gen NYC.

I should also mention this is, this recap is also available on video. You can go to patreon.com slash watch what crap happens. And if you support on the video level, what crap is on demand level is what it's called. You can go to patreon.com slash watch what happens. And if you support on the video level, what crap is on demand level is what it's called. You can watch us, not just listen. And I encourage everyone to look at Danny's beautiful face. I'm like, your skin is so clear.

You are so refreshed, I'm obsessed. Thank you. Thank you for that. I have a really good camera. I invested in a good camera. So I would like to say it's my skin, but it's just the camera. Sure. Okay. The best of both worlds, the best of both worlds. I will say it's, I will say that I used to have terrible skin. I said the worst skin because I had I had, uh, basically my brother when I was like 12 taught me how to like, um, put on like anti

pimple stuff. Like he was like, he was like, okay, first you put on sea breeze, which I don't know if they even sell sea breeze, stringent, and then you put on clearasil, which it turns out, I don't know, this is not what you're supposed to do for your skin. And I, of course I was 12, so I was like, okay, I'll do what my brother says. And I continued with that skin,

I did not question it until I was 30. I just kept on doing it. I was like. Oh just kept on doing it. I was like, Oh man, no. Okay. I would just do it. And like the thing is like you would strip away all the oils with the sea breeze and then you add the clear cell and it would just clog everything up. And it was you got dry breakouts all the time. Non stop breakouts for all of high school, I had one stop breakouts for all of high school, all of college, my entire 20s I had terrible acne. And then one time I got pneumonia and I was like too sick to actually bother with a skincare regimen.

And I emerged and I was like, wait a second. It looks great. Okay, pneumonia is the hack. All right, let me just always be ill and sick. And then I was like, wait a second. I'm never going to touch those things again. So yes, that's a nice little story that has nothing to do with anything we're talking about today. Thanks for the three people who are left listening.

Today, we're at the Dolce & Gabbana event. Yes. Yes. Yes, we are. We, they're at a Dolce & Gabbana event. They will be getting, they will be leaving for a very soon. They haven't left just yet, soon. We're talking next gen New York City.

What are your thoughts on this season? Tell me everything. Now, I don't know. I'm, it kind of, I feel this first season is sort of like the same situation as the first season of The Valley. When the trailer came out, hated it. I was like, what are we doing here? First episode, I was like,

what is... what is happening? But I was like, okay, it's a lot of setup, so we need the setup. Very sizzle, really, that first episode. Sizzling hot, yes. And then, second, onward, I don't know what switched in me or switched on the show. I can't stop watching it. It's so good. I don't know what switched in me or switched on the show. I can't stop watching

it. It's so good. I'm blown away and eating my words about not wanting the show to happen because all of them are crazy and monotone in the best way. Georgia should be on gallery girls in another world. Like it really checks a lot of boxes. Yes. Oh, Yep. I actually when I saw the trailer, I loved the trailer. I was really, I was on board and then the first episode was, I thought a bit shaky. And when I say sizzle reel for people who don't know sizzle reel, a lot of times when the, when companies are like, they want to pitch like, Hey, this should be a reality show. They kind of put together like a 20 minute, like sort of semi episode with like a lot of like

introductions of like people and it has like a weird vibe and energy to it. And it's choppy. It has a weird flow. So that's what I felt about the first episode. But I was like, but I still like it. Like it took a while. It was like a lot of setup and then I sort of,

you know, they ended with that, like the hand washing thing. And I was like, I think I may be hooked. Right. I felt, you know, I felt something with that. Because also the first time I met Georgia, the first thing I asked her, I was like, did you wash her hands? Oh, yeah. Did she? She said she has been doing it more on occasion. And now when she is in public restroom, she makes sure to wash her hands in case people who watch the show are there. So Bravo is changing lives.

Public shaming works once in a while. It really does. Forever. Yes. This isaming works once in a while. It really does. Forever, yes. This is a great use case for it. Yes, not for Charlie, probably, but for Georgia, yes. Yes. I, um, yeah, but I think the show's great. I, my note is I think we actually need less of the parents. I think the show is better when it's just focused on the kids.

And I feel like Brooks is using the parents a lot as a crutch, cause he seems very overwhelmed in the main character moment. And I love the Marks family. They're very entertaining, but it seems he doesn't know how to fully get in the mix the way he wants to. So then he'll like film with the parents instead of like having a more dramatic sit down moment with someone. And I don't need Seth Marks to have like,

to go through every alphabet of the LGBTQ plus community with random kids he doesn't know. Yeah, that was really cringy in a way that I didn't enjoy. I don't mind that like, I guess like, you know, we have like cameos from the parents that like once per season. But like, it's really been like so much Seth. And someone made a very good point online that like, during the Salt Lake City season, it was like every, every, anytime there was like a scene with Seth, he's like, I gotta go, I gotta go to work. I can't be here. I gotta leave. But somehow for this show, he's around nonstop.

You're, you're right. That is really, he never is leaving. And I feel Brooks actually doesn't, Brooks wants Meredith to film. I don't know if he is asking Seth to show up. Yeah, I feel like it's just, I wonder if maybe it just comes out just too much Seth on this show. Too much Seth. With the golfing episode, the golfing scene

with like Ava, Brooks, Damon and Seth. I was like, who, what's happening here? Yeah, why is there, it just, it's just, I think the issue, why there's so much stuff is that he feels very on it doesn't, he's like trying to like cultivate some sort of persona. I don't know if he's trying to segue into motivational speaking or whatever, but the vibe is not right.

And it's not authentic. It doesn't match anything else happening on the show. Cause also, cause that's what I like to your point. I'm like, candy was in for a scene and like rehashing stuff with Riley that's going on in the season. So it seems to progress. Kim's all see, I just eating cheese whiz for five minutes. Perfect. Fine. Perfect. Fine. But, um, I don't know if they kept on lingering around, it could be too much. And to your point too, Seth, this guy wanted to like, was saying like,

things about your daughter and you're having a sit down thing to him because you feel he doesn't have a dad in his life. Mind you, Charlie's dad seems perfectly fine. Yes, exactly. I'm totally team Anwar. Like I like, I get it. He worked hard and his son is a fuck up and he knows he probably like was not there enough for his son and he fucked up a son and he's tried to help and he's tried to do everything. He's tried to throw money at it. He can't do it. It's too late. Uh, and you son, he's trying to help and he's tried to do everything, he's tried to throw money at it, he can't do it, it's too late.

And you know, he's just not like, but Charlie is ultimately the one who's fucked up and he needs to get it together. All the Crappens listeners right now, retweet, like give yourself a little pat on the back if your dad wasn't there enough as a kid and are you like Charlie? No.

So Charlie. There you go. It gets to a thing where I feel like he's about to be 30. We got to let the like, you know, you got to look inward just to be a better person at work. I'm not saying that he that Anwar was a good dad, but like you're right. You're 30. It's time to start fixing this because you're too. You're too rich to not have this fixed by now.

Get a psychiatrist. Get something. Get it. Get a psychiatrist, a psychologist, a therapist, a life coach, a copy of The Secret, just something. Artist way, please, yes. Anything. All right. Let's dive into this week's episode. So we're in the big, the cast trip.

We're at the Jersey Shore, which is, by the way, also something that's really funny with this show, which is that, what I think about this show is it feels like Bravo took two concepts that they were working on to mash them together. It kind of feels like Bravo had been like maybe toying with some sort of like wealthy kids of New York and then also kids of Real Housewives and like, oh wait, we can actually get them all to work together as like one big show.

Because I feel like there's like a little bit of a culture clash happening on this show, right? That explains like why Gia's here. Yeah, because Gia does not make sense. No. Like, I'm sorry, she does not make sense on this show. This is a show about like kids in Manhattan being chic and like doing chic things.

And like then there's Gia off in New Jersey an hour away. And like all they do is they have to schlep out to Jersey every few episodes and have to hang out with Gia. With Gia. And cause it's funny when the show was first about to come out, I was like, how is Gia gonna pretend to live in New York for this? Cause that's what I thought she was gonna be doing.

No, she's just at her pool. She just doesn't. She's just at her pool. She just doesn't. She's just at her pool. She'll sometimes take an Uber. She won't even take an Uber and she drives actually. I'm so impressed. She drives, which is so funny. And I'm like, I live in Jersey

and take public transit to the city every day. Gia, you could do it if you want to. And it's just like, there's a big cultural divide there too. I mean, there's a reason why there's a real house that has a New York and New Jersey. That's not really like those. It's two worlds.

It is very two different worlds. And you could see that some of them, like Amira and is the mirror or Amira I think it's Amira right? I it's Amira because I always I said Amira when I was interviewing Ava and Brooks and they didn't say anything and then right when it wrapped they were like, by the way, you said her name wrong the entire time. I was like, perfect. Thanks, guys.

Thank you so much. Mm-hmm. So, Amara, I didn't realize the question would become linked with trauma. Oh, always is. And it goes back to Anwar, yeah. Yes, Anwar. If only Anwar had been there longer for you.

But Amara, Charlie, Ava, they seem like anytime they have to go to New Jersey, they're like, not about it. They're like, why are we not going to the Hamptons right now? Why do we have to go to Jersey Shore? And that's what I am a little bit as a Jersey boy who's been to the Hamptons and the Jersey Shore all the time. Jersey Shore does beat the Hamptons there. Does it really? You're driving in the middle, you're driving so far out to the Hamptons to have no cell reception.

You're not even by the beach most of the time. I mean, maybe people with higher incomes than me are closer to the beach. It's like a mix of like grass and that and a bowl of pasta is $48. That is true. Yeah, which is a lot too much. My dear friends, Neil and Nate live in the Hamptons

and I always love when I get to go visit them because it's very posh out there and it's so lovely but it is a trek. It is quite the trek. Yeah, also, sure trek. I feel like it's equal trek. It's equal trek. Well, she went to Ocean City, which is like you're passing all the good places. Like they if G, G, if I was booking this, we would have gone to Asbury Park, which is

like the gay fun town on the boardwalk, which they could have done, but they didn't do it. So they added an extra hour to their commute. And it just feels easier maybe because I'm from Jersey. Yeah. Okay. Well, either way you can see that Amira and Charlie, Ava, like they are just like, they're not, they just don't want to go to Jersey ever.

No, they are like, this is repulsed. They're repulsed. They're repulsed both by it being Jersey and by the fact that like, you know, Gia is a reality star because they also have like a, the snobbery. They don't seem to realize they're actually on a reality show. And so they have this snobbery about reality, these star kids also like ava dash saying she works for her money i'm like wait what is happening here yeah i'm not sure about that well that kind of ties in and we'll get into at the end like the the the fight of who is privileged oh my goodness okay this is we have to i'm being a bad host i I am not moving this along. I am just, I can't, I just sometimes, you know,

I just love you. I just want a gab. I just want a gab, guys. Just turn this recap on, drive to the Jersey Shore, and by the time you get there, we'll be done. And I'll meet you. So, yeah. So, but we are at the Jersey Shore.

They've just had, they've been fighting at dinner. They're at this like casino and they're having dinner. Ocean Club, yes. Ocean Club, have you been to that hotel? I think that I've been on Bravo before. Yes, I have not been there, but it is the hotel that if a Bravo Liberty is going to Atlantic city for an appearance, they are going there. Okay. Well, they, um, they're, they're having a fight because Ariana had said like, Charlie, look at the camera for the selfie.

And then Georgia was like, oh my God, like you're so fake because you don't like him. But now all of a sudden you're invited him to be in your selfie. And then then she's like, well, why are you whispering across the table? And then Riley jumped in and Gia's like, Riley, why do you always have something to say? And then Riley was like, pause. It was a fight that barely made sense. It really did not. And I just, the only saving grace was George's whisper shouting was hilarious. Yes.

But it made no sense. And also I was like, I was like, why is this even, just eat appetizers. Have them eat appetizers and watch the magician find a card. Yes, exactly. By the way, one thing that I've been surprised about, Ronnie and I both have been surprised that

Riley has been really front and center on the show, but in all the publicity leading up to the way, one thing that I've been surprised about, Rodney and I both have been surprised that Riley has been really front and center on the show, but in all the publicity leading up to the show, you could barely find Riley at all. And it's funny too, because she, her press tour was done a week before the show came out, and it was because she was going on like a pre-planned trip with her family, and she was really quiet, and like she was like, oh, it was a good time.

So I was kind of like, oh, is Riley really gonna be in it? She's Ivory storyline. She is. I that she was barely in the trailer. She was I was like, OK, they just threw her in because of candy. I was like, wow. But but like, she is actually completely very central to everything. Shows up. Yeah. Yeah. She really shows up. And then you have someone like Shy who appears like once in a blue moon. And they put him, if you look at the poster,

he is at the front center of the poster. And I'm like, why is he? I don't understand. The marketing is very confusing to me. I don't understand why some people have like such prominent positions in the materials. Cause that's where I was like, is he a friend? Is he like fully on the show? Cause even himself, he's like, I have a day job guys. I can't really do this. He like works for an agent. Yeah. He like probably worked for the agent that packaged this show. Yeah.

I'm like, I feel like Dylan was supposed to be like the friend. Like, I feel like Dylan quit midway through. He got fed up with Charlie. And then they're like, I guess let's put Shy in there instead. They're like, he's cute too. Okay, we'll try it. You're like, have you ever done OnlyFans? Do you want to?

Yeah. Would you like to start an argument about privilege? Okay, great. try it. Have you ever done OnlyFans? Do you want to? Yeah. Would you like to start an argument about privilege? Okay, great. So, um, this, the fight just continues from last week. It doesn't really, it's, it's sort of like a retread and we kind of like have, we see, um, we see Brooks having a thought bubble where he sees Meredith and he's like, you know, he's like, just disengaged, Bronx disengaged. And that's what he does. And then we suddenly sort of like transport to the next morning. And yes,

that was a little confusing to me because I was like, I had to rewind. I was like, did I miss a moment? And I'm like, Oh, we're getting the recounting, the story. Yeah. Yeah. I thought that. I was surprised that we didn't just start off in the morning times, but that's fine. I guess because they had said to be continuous, they have to like honor the to be continuous. They gave us like a few beats. Yeah. A few beats and a few like Brooks talking in VL versus on the show. Yeah. There are, I don't love when Bravo shows rely too much on silly hijinks like that, like little like

chyrons or like voiceovers, you know, like that. But also I'm like, I know that's not what Brooks is really thinking now. Yeah. Yeah. Because I get that at all. No, I'm like, just have to have a confessional about why he's not talking. Yeah, precisely. So the next morning, people are waking up the the seafood, the remnants of the seafood boil. I guess they just didn't throw them out. They just like left them in that pot and then they, and then they put the pot outside repulsive repulsive public service announcement, throw away your seat, your shellfish. And also cause like the smell of that, why leaving it and also cause I'm like, it's a rental house guys. Like don't be a dick. Yeah. And then there's that too. Okay. So, um, Amira and Brooks are talking

and, um, they're talking about sharks because Brooks has a shark tracker. This moment I was like, Ben, what is, what is this? This is a moment. I was like, what is happening? Is this sponsored? Cause they didn't even say the app of the shark. I thought it was good. I thought it was like a light sponsorship of this app. because they didn't even say the app of the shark. I thought it was good. I thought it was like a light sponsorship of this app. And I'm like, what is this? I thought it was going to be like when NBC you owned priv and they would have like the priv squad come to every reality show and get like a terrible makeover. Yes. No, I prefer that. I prefer that to just like, hey, are you watching sharks right now?

I'm like, do you guys want to rehash what happened last night? No. Okay. Perfect. Yeah, I really like it could have very well have been like some sort of like corporate synergy with all the jaws. We were talking the other day about like, there's all this like jaws hype because the 50th anniversary of jaws, like, well, this makes sense. Peacock is doing, has a jaws app. And no, this was just a, some sort of third party shark app. Yeah. I was like, I'm going to try to make it, try, try my best to make it. But it's just like, whatever. She's one of those people that's like, yeah, we know her. I was going to say, there are the people I, and they think they're doing what is

right in their mind, but is the most annoying thing. And I was like, I'm going to try to make it, try to make it, try to make it. And I was like, I'm going to try to make it, try to make it. And I was like, I'm going to try to make it. And I was like, I'm going to try to make it. And I was like, I'm going to try to make it. And I was like, I'm going to try to make it. And I was like, I'm going to try to make it. And I was like, I'm going to try to make it. And we know her. I was going to say, there are the people I, and they think they're doing what is right in their mind, but is the most annoying thing.

Just say from the jump that you cannot go because this is worse than that. In my opinion. Yeah. Yeah. The whole like, Oh, I'm going to try to make it. You're not going to try to make it. You're not going to drive all the way down to the Jersey shore and then go all the way up to the Hamptons.

It's never going to happen. And also like, is she even going to go to the Hamptons? She's not even going to go all the way down to the Jersey Shore and then go all the way up to the Hamptons. It's never going to happen. And also, like, is she even going to the Hamptons? She's not even going to go to the Hamptons. I was getting more and more angry. By the time the episode was done, I was like, I fucking hate Eva. No, and it seems like the season finale is going to be all about all eyes on her skipping that event or something like that. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. And also, the fact that it was, I thought it was like a fitting for Dolce & Gabbana, but then Amira was like, no, it's like an event. It was just like a Hamptons day. Yeah. Would the fitting be in the Hamptons or would it be in the city?

Wouldn't they normally like put it, do it in the city and then bust them all out to Hamptons? Yeah, because I'm like, who's getting fit in like open space in the Hamptons in 98 degree weather? Yeah, something does not add up at all. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a Crappins commercial. Being an actual royal is never about finding

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but I think it's like clear that like the hotel was like, we'll like, we'll comp you dinner and everything, but we want to show off our rooms. So you have to like shoot something in the room, right? Genius. Yes. There's no way that Omar, Omar and Georgia are not paying for that room. I'm sorry, they cannot afford that room.

He can afford one suit. He can only afford one suit. He is like in, he is in some like low rent Glen, Gary Glen Ross, like white boarded, like Bitcoin operation over there. Oh, cause it's so funny when George always makes fun of Charlie doing crypto. I'm like, isn't that what your boyfriend does?

Yeah. And she like somehow brands it as like a weird like disruptor anti-capitalist rebel rebellious thing. I was like, no, this is the worst, the worst of capitalism. I was gonna say, no, baby, we it's it's past the point of no return. Yeah. Did you did you even see the headlines about like,, do we find any, do we find out why Charlie was at the town home town home of the Bitcoin? No but I want to know her situation. I hope there's a reunion so we can find out about that because I hear that. Yeah.

Yeah. If he comes onto your show, please ask him. I don't know if he's, I don't know if Bravo's putting him on to do press, but uh But Bravo's like, yeah, we have enough on our hands with Jax. I don't think we're going to put Charlie out there. Just the... But please promise that if he does come through your studio, you will ask, why were you at the scene of the crime? Yeah.

What were you doing there, my love? So anyway, Georgia's there. She's got the sweep because she just, everyone was fighting and she just didn't want to go back to the house with anyone. So she decided to stay at the hotel because she's delicate like that. And you know. A chaotic little delicate girl.

And she had the worst, the hangover of every dimension. I mean, cause you only mainline red wine. Like you mainline bottom shelf red wine girl. Like that's going to give you like, and I was because she's young, but she has to know that's not going to help you out in the long run. No, it's not. It definitely is not. It also feels very like 2011.

It's like very Cunkertown, you know, Oh, Penny can they all just do that with the seafood boil. Yeah. Oh, throwback. Okay, so, um, uh, Hudson is the Hudson Ariana are wondering whether or not Georgia is going to come back. And Ariana's like, I've replayed this conversation between me and Georgia, like quite a bit.

And maybe I came off as a mean girl. I'm like, I don't, I am not detecting any mean girl. No, I just was like, I think you were asking me if you were as a mean girl. I'm like, I don't, I am not detecting any mean girl in this. No, I just was like, I think you were asking her, I was like, Hudson was raising his voice at Georgia a little bit, which I would have been like, Ariana, tell him now. But Ariana was just like, what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, exactly. Ariana has to remember that she's the good Zolciak. She's the one that we root for out of that brood. She really is.

I'm shocked by how much I love her. She's doing great. Yeah. You know, she was back in the OG, you know, in Atlanta. All the attention was on Brielle. And I was like, Ariana's the one to watch. And I got scared. I got scared that she wouldn't wind out, turn out well.

But like, she's great. She really is so adapted and adult and mature. And talking about Charlie, take notes on like, not having your parents ramifications make you an asshole. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. You know what I mean?

I mean, that is like the perfect counter argument to any time Charlie complains about his upbringing. It's like, you were not raised by Kim Zolciak. And Croy, like. And Croy. And whatever other people came through that household. Okay, big papa. Oh, please.

Yeah. The auditor. So everything, everything. So now we see Riley in bed. So Riley calls Georgia and George is like, oh my God, I woke up, no joke. Never had a worse headache in my entire life. It's like someone took an ax and slashed it across my head.

Like the worst. So that girl that says this every single weekend. Oh, cause that's what I know. I know it was a few hours ago. The same girl who says that is the same girl who brings her laptop out to text. No. Ma'am, also, how did they, I feel like I would not be allowed

to bring a laptop into a club. Oh, that's true. She must just have connections. I mean, Anadelvia. She's a party planner. Yeah, party planner for everyone, Anadelvia. Only list, no other parties planned. I hope you get to go to one of George's party.

I hope that you get put on the list. Please. I'm not gonna bowl, but I'll go. It'll be like Diplo at like an H&H Bagels. She's like, Diplo at Kat's Deli. Who would think of that? Yet no one. Yeah.

No one wants that. I don't want to party at Kat's deli like that. No. I'm not going to the orgasm chair for that. Ha ha ha. I'm not going to have what she's having. Ha ha ha. She is really obsessed with Harry Met Sally.

I didn't even put that to put those two together, that that scene was at Kat's deli. She is really obsessed with Harry Met Sally. I didn't even put that to put those two together that that scene was at Katz's deli. Yes, it's I don't know how it's the one film she saw and she's gonna the one film she saw before like 2018 and it's gonna be her film. Yes. Yeah, it's like a cool retro thing.

It's like how Gen Z loves like Kodak, Avantix cameras. Oh my. You know? Truly, yes. Soon we're going to be doing like, uh, like it's going to be the printing press is going to be back. George is going to have like a party where it's like you make a newspaper. Love. Guys, if you want to get into this club, you have to, you have to make a,

you have to write a letter in cursive requesting attendance. You have to restart the industrial revolution and then let set sail. You have to have a bonnet and you need to have a spinning wheel. No, Georgia's apartment, I know she has both already. Yes. A bonnet, a spinning wheel and Charlie speakers. Uh-huh, a hundred percent Charlie speakers.

So yeah, so Georgia is like, yeah, it's just, that's, that was so much. I just had to remove myself. It was like, everything was happening at once. And I was literally like fucking Omar's mute over there. Mr. Mute. So she could burn their effortless drag. Got him. Got him. Mr. Mute. That's Omar. Which is funny because he's been so chatty all season. He has been popping up saying like, I almost love you, right?

Wasn't that a thing? Yeah. When he said, well, let's talk about the elephant in the room. And which was funny because there was no elephant in that room. But he was like, well, I guess, what do we call our relationship?

It was like a very, like Love Island was airing at the same time. It was like, it was not, it was not competing. And then she's like, cause, I guess what do we call our relationship? It was like a very, like Love Island was airing at the same time. It was like, it was not, it was not competing. And then she's like, cause she also the girl, not me looking for an elephant right now. Like the way I know she does the robot and Uber, like she just is always like all the time in her bonnet. So yeah, Riley is basically like, uh, basically says that Georgia has a backbone and then she's,

Riley's also saying like, wow, it's weird. Cause like all of a sudden everyone loves Charlie and it's like literally like the Twilight Zone ever forgot that Charlie said he would slap Georgia if she was a guy, like out of all the things that we were mad about with Charlie, like especially something as stupid as getting a table at a club, like that comments not okay. Charlie, he's really, you know, really throwing himself into the villain edit,

I have to say. Oh, it's almost, it's like so flawlessly him, I have to assume, because who else would do this? No human with a developed anything would be like, Oh, this is perfect for me to say. Yeah. He, um, you know, he gave us some microaggression this season. He's, he's given us now this like a threat of violence against a woman. Yeah. Against the woman. General spoiledness, not paying, not making his poor friends actually like, like put the bill for

like thousands of dollars for things. The way they throw up on money so casually on the show is that that does send me into hives, but I guess that it's fine for them. It is wow. Like I cannot even imagine at like 22 or 23 being like, okay, well, whatever we'll split the bottle thing. It'll be like 2000 per person. I literally could not even imagine that.

I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know how to say 3500 as a 22 year old. I didn't know that was a price or anything. Yeah. I bottle service was a very foreign concept to me. And that was, and like when I finally did bottle service for the first time, I think it was like 150 or $200 per person, but it was definitely not like 2000.

2000, and also it's like the biggest scam at all. Cause I'm like, then they give you like Tropicana orange juice next to it. I'm like, who is this for? Okay, this is what I'm spending money on. Who wants a night of screwdrivers? Yeah. It's basically what it is.

Vodka tonics and screwdrivers, enjoy everyone. Although one time I did get bottle service in Vegas at like, but there's a club, this was like 2000 and this had to be 2008 or nine. It was a club at the wind that had like a waterfall. It was like this big club with like a lake inside. And we got bottle service and they put us like right center like right by the edge by the by the pond and everyone kept coming over to us

and like we were living the fantasy that that's electric. It was exciting, especially in like 2008. Like I just, I just felt like the coolest person in Vegas. You were in that moment. You were I was I was official. I was, I was the Charlie. I was the Charlie of Vegas. Yeah. It's a great moment. So Brooks, meanwhile Brooks is, um, he has his fly zapper. Uh, it's like this electric tennis racket thing. But here's what's driving me nuts. He's trying to hit these flies, but he's swatting at them like he has a fly swatter, but you have a zapper. I feel like you don't hit the wall with the zapper, right?

No, because you just, it's supposed to press and it hits, it fries them. Cause now you're frying the wall. The security deposit is not coming back on this. You're supposed to, I think, swat at the air and the fly goes through it and hits it, right? Yeah. Yes, I think so. I also, I'm like, I don't know if I would purchase that cause it just looks weird as hell. I just don't feel like it's gonna be effective. And I also feel like it's dangerous. I feel like I would zap myself to be honest.

I would 2000%, yes. Yeah, so that was a, we give failing marks on his fly zapping performances. So Gia is announcing that there she's like, you know, the Jersey Shore, you know, you can do anything you make it what you want it to be. You can go tubing, you can go what do what a sports you can go crabbing. And we're just like, crabbing. What's crabbing? She's like, you know, you get crabs. I do love G like you can do anything here for activities.

And that's that's stretching it. I'm like, I I'm not going to lie, I might do crabbing, but like, I don't know if I want to do any of the other things that you mentioned. Oh, my. And also when they went on, I'm like, so you just went on like not even like a fun boat. You were just like stuck on a tube together. And also catch me never at the thing that they did with the inflatables. I mean, yeah, I I think catch me never at that entire little activity park that they went to.

No. Oh, my God. No, no, I'm in my bougie beach era where I want to like. I want to like have an umbrella and I want to have a Barefoot Contest cookbook to leaf through. Yes, you want to be relaxed because it's a beach. Yes. Yeah, yeah.

I want to do, I like that kind of vibe. I'm not, I don't need to go tubing at the beach. God no, with 15 people. With 15 people. Also, do people crab at the Jersey Shore? I did not think of the Jersey Shore as a destination for crabbing. You literally can go for Frito Lay's. That's usually in the water when you're swimming there.

I'm like, you can crab burritos. Like that's like when I'm swimming. Yeah. Does Gia know the difference between crabs and boots? Because she's like, I just imagine her with like a crab trap, they're like, caught three crabs and she like brings up four boots or something. She's like dinner tonight.

Yeah. It's just in the same pot from outside. Yeah. So Riley is telling everyone that Georgia's staying at a hotel and she's going to be meeting Georgia at a cabana. She's like, does anyone want to come with me? Otherwise it's just gonna be me and cabana. She's like, does anyone want to come with me? Otherwise it's just going to be me and Georgia. And everyone's like, no.

Yeah, not a good sound. We have a free passes to some sort of generic activity park by the, by the coast. So bouncing around. Yeah. We're going to skip the cabana. So then Charlie comes downstairs and Ariana, they're just kind of like, there's this moment where she says,

Ariana's like, I was going out to the hammock last night and I see Riley and Charlie eating cake. And then Riley's like, oh, was that me? Was that me eating the cake? And- I was so confused at that. I'm like, did she like astro project outside of her body to be like, that was me?

I saw a presence eating the cake. I didn't realize it was actually me. So they look at like a video of it and everything. It's like funny. And I was like, delete it. And you know, Charlie is never going to delete anything that's incriminating on anyone else ever. No. So he's saying like, well, I know last night was pretty messy, but I was just kind of expecting to gamble. But it was just me in the hot seat all night long.

And so we see flashbacks, all that, and everything. And also, there was a scene. Well, here's a criticism I have of the show. I feel like a lot of good stuff gets relegated to the flashbacks. And I feel like I would like to see less, less like wacky stuff with the parents and more of these flashbacks of their own scenes. Right. Yeah. Not as much criticism in this episode because it was all the kids, no parents, but I'm just

saying in general that there was a scene where Charlie and Hudson, um, they had a confrontation. Yes. About Ariana. And I was like, why was this summed up in a sentence when it probably went on for like 20 minutes? Yeah, because it was such a big thing. So Hudson's like, so, uh, by the way, Riley told me how you think Ariana's hot. And Charlie's like, wait, Riley said that? I'm like, well, I think, I mean, I think she's attractive.

I mean, she'd be a compliment. Didn't say anything derogatory. Anyway, it's all good, man. It's all good. Like, that's Charlie's thing. He talks a big game, but then when confronted, he folds immediately. And then in the confessional, I feel like I could take Hudson in a fight.

You think he's been in a fight before? Have either of you? Yeah. Also, you could not take Hudson. I don't think Hudson's like, he's not like at Mr. MMA here, but like. Also, he has a heavy shaped Dior satchel bag. That could kill someone.

Yeah. He has very dry hair and that could be very scratchy on your skin. It feels so dry. I know. I'm still trying to figure out what his, whose hair, like whose hair. I feel like there's a celebrity and I'm trying to figure out what, who is his hair twin? Cause it's out there. Oh yes. Oh my God.

Is it Grace Coddington from Vogue? Oh, wait, wait, wait. Does he have Grace Coddington hair? He has Grace Coddington hair. I'm screaming. I feel that would, I feel that would make him, that's a compliment to him. He would, cause she's an icon.

It's literally that. She's an icon. It literally is. Wow. It's Grace that. It literally is. Wow. Grace Goddington there. Wow. She's also 84. I cannot believe that. That's shocking.

Wow, Emma Torres. Okay, go me. Yeah. Where, maybe she should be on this show. Where's her, where's- I would love. That's next gen. That's her thing.

She's like, I am the next gen. Maybe she just shows up pretending like she's like Gen Z. She just has like a Gen Z outfit on. It's like younger. It's in foster and younger. Hi guys. I bowled before. We're Diplo. So anyway, they squashed their beef or whatever. You know, it seems like everything is fine.

But yeah, Charlie was like, yeah, he has to have some sort of ability to defend himself. He's walking around with that much jewelry. Cause I think that like all that Charlie really has is like this waspy sense of like old money tech. Like I'm not tacky, they're tacky, right? Which is so boring. I'm like, if you have money,

please show it off so I can look at it. Yeah, exactly. You're a brawler. Someone with no money, I just like to see it. Yes. Yeah. Brooks serves pancakes. He's like, does anyone want a pancake? Does anyone mind if they're like a little extra rare? And Gia's like, we do, but it's your birthday. I'm like, what the fuck is going on here?

I'm like... It's very on trend. I mean, the pancakes on, but it's your birthday. I'm like, what the fuck is going on here? I'm like. It's very on trend. I mean, the pancakes on Love Island really broke the internet. They really did. And I, Brooks could have a little cameo on Love Island. That is true.

And you know what? An undercooked pancake played a major role on Love Island. I mean, she would love Brooks. Maybe they can couple up together. She can be in a, she can be with them. Huda and Brooks. That, that could be, that'd be an interesting watch. And the boyfriend's name, Cade or something. I don't really know. Um, which one?

Brooks' boyfriend is... Oh, Cade. Yeah. Cade, yes. Cade. For sure. Mm-hmm. I've never met a Cade. I feel like Cade is a name that's, yes. Cade. For sure. I've never met a Cade. I feel like Cade is a name that's only used for like porn stars.

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with me and my friends again? Oh my God. He's like, yeah, but there's stuff you guys have to work out. She's like, yeah, I understand why you didn't say anything at dinner. Mr. Mute. Did I tell you? I called you that anyway. I know like some people feel really strongly like your manager be standing up for you.

Like maybe I think that because I said that earlier, hashtag Mr. Butte, making it catch on. But it's like, well, you know, I could fight on my own. So like, I don't need you to speak for me. I'm changing my story entirely right now. She's like, I think she's like fish. She's trying not to have a confrontation, but she's fishing for him to be like, I should have stood up for you though.

Oh, it's such a thing where, cause she was like, I don't think this, but everybody else does, Riley, cause that's the only person she's talked to about it. Um, this, what are your thoughts? He's like, I don't know. I, if I do have some thoughts, I'll write them on the white boards that cover our office and I'll let you know. I also, I'm like, and also do you think him and Charlie are going to have a sit down confrontation girl? They are a parent based on the previous for next week. Who and what they're going to go into there.

That's just crypto business. It'll be a crypto thing. He'll be like, look, whatever feelings you have about me, whiteboard it, just whiteboard it. You want to whiteboard right now? Or like they verse each other and Mario Kart. Like what is happening here? That would actually be very fun. I would watch that. I would be totally down for that. I would get into fights with people

if it meant that we would have to resolve by playing Mario Kart. That's actually true. You know what? It probably would be much more peaceful for everybody. And it will affect them. Yes. Yes. So meanwhile, Ava is back in New York

and she has a really interesting story to tell, which is that she saw a big cockroach and her maintenance man came in and was like, woo, and she's like, I've never heard him say that. So safe to say she's not the Dolce and Gabbana fitting. She's instead boring us with dull anecdotes of her time in the city. Which is kind of the through line.

The through line from her. And also maybe taking over slutty vegan, one chain. Have you ever been to slutty vegan? I do, it's really good. Yeah. Is it? So that's when I saw it, I was like, okay, shout out to them. But it is very good, like fastish really good. Yeah. Is it? So that's when I saw it. I was like, okay, shout out to them, but it is,

it is very good. Like fascist V fast ish vegan food. Okay. All right. We'll allow that. So then, uh, so now people are getting into cars and, uh, they're going to be heading to like their various activities. So Riley arrives at the hotel with Georgia and, um, uh, George rallies like, so you just been in this room this whole time. She's like, So Riley arrives at the hotel with Georgia and George, Riley's like, so you've just been in this room this whole time.

She's like, I've literally been like watching TikToks on my phone. It's like hilarious. I'm like on spinning wheel TikTok. Have you ever been on that? It's so good. I also do love TikTok. I'm curious about Loom TikTok too.

I love like Riley wasn't paying attention to her earlier because she asked again, where's Omar? That's true. So George said, the producer is like, where does Omar's money come from? And she's like, you know, I don't, I don't know exactly where his money comes from. I think he did like good crypto trades and investments in other crypto companies. And I know I think he has some Airbnb properties, stuff like that. I'm like, he's going to jail right now. And don't, if he does your business with the bowling alley, you're getting indicted.

Yeah, you're going down the ship. Yeah. Okay. Just know this right now. We all can see it. We've seen these movies before. Boiler Room, Wolf of Wall Street. Real House of New Jersey.

We've walked down the street of Wall Street. We've walked down the street of New York. We know who's going to jail and who's not, okay? Anwar, if Anwar did anything shady, he's not going to jail. Oh, he's a smart boy, yes. He's smart, he peds people off. Yes. He's smart. He paid, he paid people off. Your boy Omar is jail, jail time.

So Georgia says, you know, I see a softness in Riley and I can tell she has like a good heart. And I'm always going to feel like a little weird in the bathroom when I see her, cause I don't wash my hands. But I think we could have like a really, really good friendship. And like genuinely, I think she's like a really sweet girl. Which is nice. But it's kind of funny that like, I

don't see hardness in Riley. And I think the fact that I think the fact that they say they see softness almost like a surprisingly enough, is a in and of itself kind of a micro regression. Oh, for sure. Because like like whenever Riley's in a scene, she's just like silly and goofy. Yeah. Riley is no more like over it,

quote unquote over it than Gia is. Like they actually have a very similar demeanor. But no one's ever like, like, oh, I see a softness in Gia. There's actually someone really nice down inside there. Yeah. And also cause unlike Riley, Gia doesn't even wait to hear anything

before she starts shouting or anything. Because I'm like, Gia, how are you getting involved in every fight, but you don't know any single person? Yeah, exactly. You had to, like, she's, I'm just, I'm so surprised that Gia would act this way given that her mom is known for being so chill and thoughtful. Well, cool as a cucumber. Cool as a cucumber.

So they are, meanwhile, other people are like tubing and on a boat and Brooks is like, has anyone ever seen a shark here? And like, yeah, of course. He's like, oh my God. That's his most terrified voice. No, true. That's when he really is getting in his dramatic moment. He's like, oh my God.

I wonder if, like, would he scream if he saw a shark? Like, can he scream? Well, we did see him kind of let out like a little gasp with the fly swatter, because he was trying to swat a fly and he had like tripped. He went, so I think that's what you would do. OK, there we go. That is good to know. I think it's a oh, my God, the shark.

Gary, he would be really bad in a horror movie. Oh, my God. Body. But get him in Sharknado. Absolutely. 100 percent. Kim Richards, Brooks Marks, Sean Williams Scott. Yes. Let's just do, I'm just assuming Sean Williams Scott. Where is Sean Williams Scott by the way?

Ocean City? We don't know. He was like an A-list actor who just disappeared. That is true. Was it like a rehab situation? Mo's. I'm like pick your poison. We'll have to check in on him and Chris Klein sometime soon. Checking on our, our studs from the year 1999.

Actually I once, okay, this is off, off topic. I once went to a book, like a book. My friend had like a book signing or thing. She was reading from a book at a store and Chris Klein was there for some reason and he was sitting behind me and he spent the entire time talking to the person next to him about how he acts, like how, like his method and like how he approaches roles. While your friend was doing a book reading? No, no, it was before she started reading her. Oh, oh my God. I was sorry. Sorry. But the entire time I kept thinking, like, I am so privileged right now to be able to have this front row seat to

Chris Klein talking about his acting methods. That is beautiful. Just like presented without comment. Here's my story. He was like, he was just like, I sometimes just like to really get into the role and really like to consider where they come from and think about the motivation. And I was like, oh my God, thank you. Thank you Los Angeles gods

for placing this man right behind me. Your city pulls through when it does, yes. It pulls through, LA strong. LA really comes through when it needs to be, when it needs to come through, it does. So, George and Riley are talking to, well, they've ordered like some frozen drinks and George is like, I want to go with La Mode,

a la mode also, let's get some a la mode cocktail. Okay, anyway, my only concern, did you notice? Yeah, I did notice that. And I was like, what the fuck does that mean? I was like, okay, here we are. All right. She always has a new word for everything. Yeah, let's go Lamode.

Lamode. So she's saying, my only concern is I love Arianna and I respect her so much, which is her way of saying I don't respect her at all. I just, I don't want to be fighting with her. Like, I don't want to, I don't want to fight with a scary girl from the South. That's, that's like unpleasant for me. I mean-

I mean, I live downtown. This is scary. And, and she's like, what is, so like, what's the sentiment from like Ariana and Hudson and Amir and all of them, are they all just like talking about our huge feud and that big fight we had? And Riley's like, yeah, they haven't, no, they haven't really been saying anything today.

No one really cares. No one knew you weren't there. Yeah, we all drove home, got to the house, partied at the house, went to sleep, woke up the next morning and realized you were not with us for any of that. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Ariana, meanwhile, she's going through it because she's like, she's like, I was so fiery last night and I just, I don't want people to ever feel attacked. And I feel like Georgia felt attacked from me last night. I'm like, you're thinking about this way too hard right now.

Way too hard. I don't know if it was like anxiety or something, but yeah, it really got into her mind when I'm like, this is one of the, like, because we didn't see the rest of the dinner play out, but I'm like, you guys just said two sentences to each other. Exactly. But Amira uses this as a way to,

to like soft launch her feud. So she's like, oh my God, I think you were like a hundred percent valid and what you were saying and what you were feeling and how you were reacting to it. And I feel like part of it was maybe influenced by what I told you earlier. Remember because what happened was I got my burgers delivered. You guys remember when I got my burgers delivered? Yeah. It was so she said them. She, yeah, I got my red Robin and then she said it gets those topics worn off

I mean that is the most classless thing to comment on what someone is eating that is like basic etiquette Number one that is something you learn in third fucking grade. I was like I don't know if I that retained to me. But yes I'm like, I don't know if that was like my number one etiquette lesson, but she goes to the point. She has a point. Uh, obviously food sensitivities over there in that area. So be careful. Ariana. I mean, uh, uh, Georgia, Georgia, but Amira is basically like, yeah, I'm, I'm whatever you're saying, Ariana, that was really nice. Whatever you were saying, but I'm going to talk about my issues right now. I'm going to have a feud. But I also think Ariana was like,

that is some of the reason why, yes. Yes, I remember you guys having that fight. Go on, go on. But yes, she really did pass the baton. Yeah, that's one of my favorite things that reality stars do is when they like to pretend like they're listening to you to vent, but they're just waiting until they can actually surface

their own issue and make it like the center of the scene. And I mean, we'll get into it. Amira did it flawlessly later on. Flawlessly. waiting until they can actually surface their own issue and make it like the center of the scene. And I mean, we'll get into it. Am I ready to flawlessly later on? Flawlessly actually, actually she did it so clunkily that it became flawless. It was so direct in such a way that it was, it was, it was such a, it was a stretch. She, she pulls it in and such a stretch, but like the stretch was so beautiful

that it in and of itself was perfect. It was heaven. Yeah. So she's really on one. She's like really upset about the food thing. She really goes off and off about it. She's like, I mean, that's just something you don't say to anyone. Like you don't even say that to your friends.

I just like grow up. I mean, she is honestly a little bit more upset about this than any of the microaggressions that happened earlier in the season. I'll be honest. That is true. Very. Yeah.

And I don't know if it was a thing because I feel like there was a few episodes she wasn't really there. So I don't know if she was like, okay. Yeah. And then I guess she's like, she's like, what have I done this season? Here we go. Mm hmm. Yeah, exactly. But also, like, I think you're, when you're talking to a model and you

find out what they're eating, good luck to you. I was going to say, because I'm like, I think baseline is hungry. Yeah. And also Red Robin isn't in the city. So I'll point to Jersey. Maybe she just was like, maybe she's a huge Red Robin fan and doesn't get it there. And she's like, okay, I'm in a place of ordering area. And who does anyone blame her for being like, I'm good on the seafood boil Gia, judice made. Actually, I would trust that. I feel like the judices have, have cooking skills. What I do. Here's what I, what I took issue with last week that I mentioned. And you know what I have to say?

I don't seem to remember a lot of people co-signing me and it has been noted, it has been noted, but I'm gonna say it again. I can't wait. I thought it was strange that Amira waited all the way until those clams were being poured on the table to announce, I'm just gonna order something because I don't like seafood. I, yeah.

Those clams have been boiling for, that stock pot has been going for at least 30 minutes. You've had a long time to call your Uber Eats. I was confused about that too, because I am somewhat, cause I was thinking in my head, cause I didn't know if a Myra is a vegetarian or not, she's not cause she had a burger, but I was like, I can't have, I can't have a fucking seafood boil. I would have been ordering food the second I walked in and smelled the lobster

and everything like that. So it is a very weird timing of that. And also if I'm not the one who goes to the grocery store. Yeah, there was something, oh yeah, because remember she skipped the grocery store. There's something going on. She's never been to a grocery store? She's like, I hate grocery stores. I hate going into them.

And I think that there she has some foods. It seems like there's some food sensitive issues. I was gonna say, yeah. It's a food trigger, food trigger. And I feel like, thank God, because she has some foods. It seems like there's some food sensitive issues. Yeah. Food trigger, food trigger. And I feel like, and thank God, because she has a man that stands by her. So we love quiet Kevin. I think his name is, well, Kevin, but.

Not to be confused with Mr. Mutes. Yeah. Kevin's actually there in the house, right? Yes, he's fully in the. He's one. He's like, he's there. He's just, you don't really notice that he's there. He's one day. He's there. You don't really notice that he's there. He's the one finance guy who actually does finance and not crypto.

Yeah, he does real finance. So some of them are talking and Brooks is saying that he's like, honestly I thought that when I was 25 I'd be like married and have like a kid. And I just feel like I have so many visions for myself turning 25. And I don't know if I'll be able to attain those things. Isn't this surprising? Would you ever thought that Brooks wants a child at 25? Was so shocked at that because I'm like, I thought his plan was to like, galavan around the world. And I'm like, do you have

a and I guess like, because I didn't know Seth and Meredith had the kids like, in late 20s and everything like that. I'm like, Brooks, what part of you right now screams like, do you have a, and I guess like, cause I didn't know Seth and Meredith had the kids like in late twenties and everything like that. I'm like, Brooks, what part of you right now screams like settling with a child? Yeah. It's, it's just very surprising. I just thought you'd be a club kid, you know? Cause also I'm like next gen. I'm like, this is not really, you're about, you're, you're headlining a show that's not really having kids mode. And he's never

and we've seen him in Salt Lake City a lot. He's never talked about he's never looked paternal. He's still he's still often referred to as like a child like like like Meredith talks about him like like he's a toddler like Ryan and I always joke that like Meredith is like once my toddler Brooks like don't be mean to him. He was two years old. 2000%. Like he can't eat, like he's flipping pancakes unwell. Like, I don't know if diapers is there. Uh, but I was on the pancakes first, pancakes first. And then as she has said, adopter sperm. Yeah. Adopt a sperm. And he's like, what? And, and Charlie is like, wait, oh, is the sperm thing like where you have like jizz in a cup and you mix it and then she's a random

one like, cause that's dead ass how they do it. Right. You guys are laughing, but that's how they do it. You come in. So you guys come in separate cups or like put your dicks in there. You touch your lips the same, but he's like really going to town on this discussion. Yeah. Like we're driving a little too deep on gay men having babies. Yeah. We may need him to slow down on the Seth Marks parental sessions there. But I did love too much off. Yeah, I did love Brooks having this conversation with Gia.

Gia's Italian boyfriend from Jersey and Charlie. Yeah. That's exactly. So now back at the boat do, the boat docks, um, Riley and Georgia joined everyone. And, um, this is the moment that was in the trailers. Riley drops her phone, and it bounces off an inflatable thing and into the water. And it's, I would be devastated.

Oh, I already would be, I would be devastated. Oh, I already would be, we would be. It's done. But the best part is they're all like, oh my God, wait, call the phone, call the phone. Oh yeah, it went to voicemail. Yeah honey, you're shark eating. It's in your shark belly, it's in the shark's belly. Who is supposed to answer the

Is Jonah going to answer the phone in the first belly? This kid, mind you, just that he wanted to be a parent. Call a phone that's on under the sea. Yeah. So he then I think Jordan Riley is like, I'll pay someone $1,000 that they'll go find it. So of course, Charlie, who has no money to his name, because he's like, it's all either gone up his nose or out somewhere. He is, he dives in, he's like, well, $1,000, I'll take it. And of course, he can't find it. And then Georgia goes in. And you know that Georgia probably didn't shower for three days after being in that Jersey water.

Three days. Clock's so ticking. Generous light. And also her arriving in a robe that she put back on after going to the pool. Top list. Why? Why was she still in the hotel's robe? I'm like, oh my God, everything she's doing, it's like random entrances and stuff like that. That part really threw me for a loop. And no one even commented on the robe.

I was like, is she still wearing the hotel robe? I think it was just a lot of people sighing and eye rolling. And then she puts on Charlie's white t-shirt. And I'm like, that'll be see-through. But OK. Right. And then she just jumps in. So of course they don't find the phone because it's the ocean.

It's like it's the ocean. It's like, it's the ocean and the water, the water literally looks like the Manzos old, like BLK water. Like you cannot, you're not gonna see anything through it. Like this is where they get, this is where they source it from. I was gonna say, that is just bottled up. That, yeah, that really is.

This is, you know, you still see that, that BLK water around. And I'm like, has that been there for over a decade? Like, are they producing? No, it's been around. Yes. You know, that's around, you know, Kyle Cook's original company, bird dogs or cat bird or whatever it's called, cat dogs. That's around. I would love if like you, Kyle Cook is the inventor of the cartoon cat dog. He's like, no, it's still kicking.

He's 75. Yeah, it's still kicking. He's 75, yeah. Those residuals investing into Loverboy, uh-huh. Yeah, people don't realize I came up with cat dog. Why can I say that's Kyle Cook's dream? Because he could come up with a cat dog, yes. Because he does have cat dog energy. He really does.

Like he and Amanda are kind of cat dog together. Wait, now I'm like, cat dog is so He really does. Like he and Amanda are kind of cat dog together. Wait, now I'm like, wait, now I'm like cat dog is so cute. Wait, next time you see them next time they're in the studio. Oh my God. Ben, your friend Ben in LA. He says you guys are spitting images of cat dog. Isn't it fun to think that they're like shooting right now. Like summer house is in session right now. I love that. I know. And I want to know who the new people are

that they're saying. I want to know too. They need, losing page is a real hard one. That's gonna be a, it's gonna be a pivot. I don't really, yeah. It's gonna be a pivot. It's gonna be a pivot. You know what's so sad?

Can I say something that makes me so sad? I was going through DMs last night for Watch for Crappins and I saw that we had a DM from a company back in April that was like, hey, just so you know, we're loosely associated with the Summer House finale and we, like, basically they're like the ones that provided Carl with all those sandwiches. Remember when Carl showed up at the sandwiches? They were like, we like, we basically, they're like the ones that provided Carl with all those sandwiches. Remember Carl showed up the sandwiches.

They were like, we provided sandwiches. And if you're interested in trying the sandwiches, we'll send you a sandwich platter. Oh, I missed the chance to have the Carl Radke sandwich platter. Okay. You did fuck up. That's a big fuck up. You guys have to be a little bit more on, on top of the DMs.

And you can't even, you can't even respond to it anymore. It says your chance to respond is over. I didn't know. I didn't know. I'm playing that way. Well, no, cause it was, it was like in the promotional, I think it's like a, cause it was like a business to business thing or something. So like Charlie. Okay. Business to business. Yes. It was, yeah. It was B2B marketing. Yes. I missed my chance at the Carl Radke sandwich platter.

Yeah, it's really devastating. It's like as bad as losing your phone in the in the ocean. Do you have a second sandwich? I would like I would like that. Took me a moment there to understand what you're saying there. And I get it. And I now applaud that. Don't worry.

Luckily, I have another sandwich hook up. what you were saying there and I get it. And I now applaud that. Don't worry. Luckily I have another sandwich hookup. I'll just go to something about her. So yeah, wait, so does, I was confused about this. Did Riley just have a second phone on her? That's what I don't get. She did. And she was like, it wasn't the phone with a good service. I'm like, do you have two different providers? And I'm like, so then if that's the case, do they have the same storage and everything like that? It made no sense. Because I'm like, I don't think one's a business phone because your business is DJing. Yeah, we can't even talk about that. I'm so disappointed in

Riley for that. So exactly with candy. I'm candy. Do anything honestly work at Cass's deli during the Diplo concert Like just don't be it. Please don't be a DJ. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's just not it. It's not it Yeah, so they're all laughing because she somehow has this other phone Hello there. This is a two-part recap. okay? This is the end of part one. So thank you so much for listening to this. Just come back a little later for part two. Watch what crap ins would like to thank its premium sponsors.

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